The Creep Off - Episode 188: $10 Worth of Love

Episode Date: October 23, 2023

This week, Karl and Vinnie fight ableism by making their nomination for creepiest handicapped person. In their Cop Cam segment, they watch a terrible driver have an epic meltdown that required a Taser. In the Scum Parade, we dish some hot Hollywood gossip, learn about a Florida man's dumb game of hide and seek with the cops, and finally we meet a man who really loves his teddy bear (and meth)The score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 2, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Denise Richards slammed for OnlyFans collab with daughter Sami (pagesix.com)Wanted Florida man tried to throw cops off with 'I don't live here sign' (nypost.com)Man arrested after deputy finds him ‘rocking’ with stuffed animal (kait8.com)Nathan Heitzmann allegedly stole dead child's memorial cross (lawandcrime.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! 

Hey, buddy. How's my best friend? I'm doing great. How are you doing pale? You know, I've been very sad. Oh, no. I've just been very sad. What's going on?

I can't stop crying. Oh, no. Why are you so upset? Is there something I can do, many? I don't know. I think it's make you feel better. I think I'm having a relapse of my bitch syndrome. I had a feeling that we're going to come back again.

All right. Let's start the show. It's do it. Shit who gives a fuck movie. attention parents what you're about to see is not suitable for kids shoot it's not even suitable for some grown-ups you might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things i'm going to give the people what they want sensation horror shock i'm going to deliver the goods because i'm alive and I'm not backing down.

Cuckoo, cuckoo! welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast the show about creeps by creeps for us two creeps it's it's carl and vinnie for another great uh fun friend show yes it's the fun friend show where we talk about creeps what's happening to be here with you this is going to be an exciting one you picked the category this week i did i'm a little worried we're going to get some people mad at us but we'll find out okay uh starting off the show today as always i would like to bring in our results girl, Jess, who's going to tell us who won last week's episode when we discussed who was the creepiest construction worker. Hello, Jess. Hey, Jess. Hello. Hello. I was just talking before the show. She looks fantastic today. Doesn't she better? I hear she's feeling really great, too. She looks great. Yeah, I feel fantastic. Nice. All right. So the results, it was 87 to 76. I almost said 60.

87 to 76. Close match. 53% of the vote. The winner is Carl. Yeah. Well done, voters. Well done. You picked the right winner on this time.

No, they didn't. This is insane that they picked this guy over. My guy buried children in the free. way everybody but what the fuck ever it's a goddamn game congratulations i don't give a shit congratulations carl i appreciate it by let's uh update the score that's it i'm up to zero if you're new to our show the way this works each week minnie and i try to bring the creepiest person from a specific category and then you get to vote on who you think brought the bigger creep and once someone gets to five points that's five wins five episode wins

The loser does what we call around here a Carl That's spinning the wheel of consequences It is usually me spinning the wheel To the point where the consequences To turn into the things that only I can do For some reason Yeah, I'm about due for spinning But I'm gonna do my goddamn just to make sure

That doesn't happen, Carl All right, buddy, well, I'm rooting for you as you know Now, Jess is monitoring our Reddit last week We had talked about maybe we should have a thread Just for people to communicate with you, Jess People use that They also left us voicemails for you And I have one that I would like to play for you

From a listener, specifically for you Nice This one is really weird And I didn't quite get it And I had to think back All right Ahoy This is the

Gracie Moose And this is how I Talk this is For herself girl, Jess, my heart has something to tell you. It says you need to watch. The wind speaks. I and you fuck you.

Why was this 45 seconds? That was the great Seamus, and I had to translate that message. I'm pretty sure he just put a curse on you, Jess. I'm pretty sure he just said watch Twin Peaks. He said you need to watch. That was the message. That was exactly what the message was. So what else do people say to you this week, Jess?

Well, Percy's underscore AWC said, Jess, I'm sure you're a nice person. You don't mumble, but it's just that you can't pronounce shit. You also deliver the results in a strange cadence that makes no sense. Work on it. All right. That's some good feedback. You know, it's good to learn where you can improve, obviously.

Thank you. I'm just happy they said I don't mumble. Yeah, there you go. So how many posts did say you mumbled? Like one or two. Some of them are just too long. And the ones that are very long are the ones that say I have a hard time reading long comments. So I'm not going to read that one.

So. Be a sport, Jess. Let's read it. Let's hear it. Okay, it was from Jojo Jones 10. Okay. Jess is definitely not entertaining in the least to hear you mumble through comments at a snail's pace, and it grinds the show to a screeching hole, even when Carl and Bay come in hot at each other's throats.

It sounds like you do a lot of, for that, yeah, right there. You do a lot for the show behind the scenes, and I appreciate that, and thank you for it, but please delegate the reading to a text to speech, AI, or something. you fucking know all about this shit that wasn't even that long for me it was substances I don't know it's too much lamb of cod said what an adorable

young man I'm sure his speaking will improve once he hits puberty yeah about two more years Jess two more years probably old pal DEP 24 said what's your father like my dad six foot six and mumbles okay that's great hey jess i know you're not feeling great today have you heard

about banana bag.org no it's our hydration system for you and if you go to banana bag dot org slash watp a 25% off your first purchase there jess okay no jess are you you you said something earlier you said you might be a little hungover today a little hungover not really i was hungover last night after I was drinking, which is weird. I don't know. It's weird. I went to the Renaissance Fair. I drank cider.

Yeah. Yeah. You shouldn't be drinking before you hit puberty. It's not good for you. It'll stunts your. Yeah. Oh, stop. I guess he's fine.

You'll be all right, too. You're all right, pro. Thanks, man. Yeah, man. Thank you, Jess. We'll see you next to next year. I hope you feel better. Thank you.

What a work ethic on that, Jess. She's great. You know, Carl, before we go back to killing each other. Yes. I got you a little present. It's on the test there. Oh, you did get me a gift. Do you want to open that and show everybody what I got you?

Yes, I have not seen this yet. I got you a little present. People are going to be shocked that I bought you this, but our boy, how fucking sick is that? Whoa. That is the creep off style bills hat, brother. Creepoff's hat. That fucking rules. Yeah, buddy.

Who made this? New Era Hats made that. And my boy, Troy Smith sent me a link. And he goes, dude, did you see these hats for Creepov style? And I, you know, I'm a nice guy. So I got you. That's awesome, buddy. Thank you so much.

That's really cool. I wish I liked the bills still. But maybe if you get me an Eagles hat. Last night, full disclosure, I was really drunk waiting for the Dolphins game to start. And I started watching your show on there with Shuling. And you were all yelling about the bills. And I thought, and I was like, you were yelling about the referees. And I started texting you to taunt you about the refs.

Yep. And then the Dolphins game happens. And every single flag in the game is called on Miami. They lose the game. They call back touchdowns for flags that are bullshit. Their face mask get all over the field. And the refs didn't do anything. So we can agree.

The refs all suck in the NFL and it's all rigged anyway. I am telling you the game. And I realize the bill stink and they lost. And that's what happens when you stink when you're a bad football team. But they had a touchdown to Knox that was overturned for an office of pass interference call that did not happen. They just created up. And then they had to play when the New England got the ball. for their final drive.

There was an eligible man down field. They threw a flag and they just picked it up, but it was the right call that they didn't call it. It's fucking insane. Anyway, I'm over it. I'm honestly starting to think, you know,

they've legalized gambling in so many states and all this stuff is going on. Yeah. And these calls are getting like blatantly obvious and worse. Interesting. Interesting. I honestly will go out on this limb and I think that there's some point shaving happening in the NFL.

Sue me Roger Cabell. Wow. I think you went beyond to something minute because this officiating is Horrie. Yes, almost as bad as the officiating in this fucking game we play. You want to play? You want to start the game? Yeah, let's in a couple of those super, super chats real quick.

Yay, Super chats. Chris Craber coming to with $10. If I could do the trumpet thing, I would. Many fail to grasp the distinction, being a friend of John and being a friend to John. Vinny's head is still not bigger than his gut. Have a slice of pizza on me. Thank you, Chris. And are you looking for this?

That's the one. Thank you, Chris. All right. And dang lizard. My boy, Dang Lizard coming in all. He's got a fun new avatar. Is that the body of Brooks Schofield? I believe it is, right?

Dear John, you're my bestest buddy, but I do not want to spin the wheel of consequences. So I'll say you might be difficult to deal with. Kind regards, Vinny. Wow. John went off on Adam Hinnaker, just for saying John seems like he's difficult to deal with when John was being very difficult to deal with.

Complaining about $100 bucks. I'm just going to put this out there to the dabbleverse. Yeah. I live in a John Free Zone right now, and I'm going to continue to live in a John Free Zone. So, yeah, he'll probably get a call after this. Yeah, don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

Well, thank you for this gift. Let's get this competition started, buddy. Yeah, man. Ring that bell. Let's do it. So our category is creepiest disabled person, right? Or handicapped person. Is that what we decided?

Well, we decided physically. Handicapped. Physically handicapped person. Yeah. I'd like to introduce you to David Michael Gray, a 35-year-old gentleman who was hanging out at the Chick-fil-A, hanging out in the bathroom at the chick-fil-A in his wheelchair with a baby on his lap. Now, the details of this story are very disturbing. Orlando police even told us, quote, that they thank God for the person who noticed something and then asked for help. Now, take a look at your screen.

This is 35-year-old David Gray. Burlano police arrested him on charges of sexual battery and lewd lascivious battery of a child under the 8th of 12. Now this is video we shot moments after Gray was arrested. As you can see, his wheelchair here as it was taken into evidence. A police report says that a bystandard saw Gray and the baby inside of a bathroom stall. Police say that that witness confronted Gray and then called for help, but Gray got dressed and left the bathroom. Moments later, we're told Gray pulled out a stun gun and threatened people at the Chick-fil-A before taking off with the baby. And after being interrogated, police say

Gray admitted to abusing the child. All right. So this guy grabbed a two-year-old girl. The fuck is this story. This is insane. This guy grabbed the two-year-old girl and just starts fucking the shit out of her in the bathroom with a chick-fil-A. So a guy walks in, he's just like, are they playing in there? What's going on? So he flushes the toilet just to like, let him know. Hey, someone's in here? And because the guy freaked out and oh shit and trying to get out of there. He knew that there was a funny business going on, you might say. So then when the guy confronts this guy, Gray, Gray pulls out a stun gun and threatens to kill him.

He tries to pretend it's a real gun. He's going to kill everybody with it. Holy shit. Yeah. So Gray also, I just want to point out, he is a caregiver. He is a in a wheelchair. He's taking care of other people? Yes, yes, a daycare

Well, he's very handicapped He's actually, you know where he works Is an unlicensed daycare So he's got children with him All day long And he takes him to the Chick-fil-A Where he rapes them in the bathroom So that is my creep this week

David Michael Gray Vote for Carl The creepopop.com What do you got, many? Holy shit I was not expecting that one I was not expecting that story I like how they said

They took his wheelchair into evidence Yeah, they showed it too in the report they just have the wheelchair up in the truck dude i just imagine the the the tow truck is just pulled up to the place there's a guy just latching it on we got to get this down to the yard so we get the boys get some fingerprints off it yep holy shit all right well carl my creep today is also uh as i said he is disabled just like our other person that we talked about today and i gotta where in my spot go there he is there you go this is him carl this is my guy a second And Vinny, we talked about this.

Being black is not a disability. I don't know why you insist on this. I think the people of all races are created equal. This is insane that this is what you think counts as a disability. I'm disappointed. I guess I'm going to have to learn my last. I am disappointed in you, Vinnie. Both for Carl.

Okay. Well, my crew today is disabled not because he's African American. Okay, good. It's because he is deaf and mute. He lost his hearing at the age of six months after a high fever. and a fall from his baby crib, one or the other. I'm guessing the family said, no, it was a fever. We didn't drop him on his head.

But his family was too poor to afford proper school and education for him. So this poor little fellow, Donald Lang, grew up without any schooling of any kind. He did not learn American sign language. He did not learn lip reading. So his only means of communicating with the rest of the planet was hand gestures and crude drawings. Okay. That's fun. it's a fun way to go through life now it's not but he did find a path for himself and he got a job on the loading docks and he got the job at the loading docs not knowing what a job is not knowing any of this stuff he just would walk around and he saw a bunch of people unloading trucks and he started helping and they started giving him money and they had to like figure out how to communicate with this guy the concept of work and the concept of money i actually have audio from the first time he showed up at the job

say sure the fuck are you doing they were confused at first yeah they were a little confused so they loved this guy all the fellas down at the loading docks they loved old donnie lang because he was good nature they thought we didn't talk so that's uh yeah he'd ever talked back just did what they told him to do they'd point move this over there he'd go do it's amazing how likeable a lot of people would be and they just didn't talk yeah i mean there's a reason why Mike Morris is the most beloved member of the BS show. Oh, wait, he's not. Oh, my bad.

Check the chat. So here's the fun thing about guys who work on the trucking docs. There's some blue collar fellas. Sure. And now they got this guy running around who's deaf, he's mute, he can't communicate. They decided to teach him a new skill, Carl. Oh, sweet. And the new skill that they taught him, how to pick up a hooker.

Mm-hmm. That's a good skill. They'd buy him a hooker. That's a good skill to have. Yes. Yeah, which honestly, I see that their heart was in the right place on this. Yeah, of course. This guy's got to get his dick wet just because he can't communicate.

And something that I've learned recently, that your heart could be in the right place and you could still fuck up. Okay. Uh-huh. So in 1965, a 37-year-old prostitute named Ernestine Williams was plying her trade on the south side of Chicago. Sounds hot. And witnesses saw Lang walk up to her.

He put his hand. and to her crotch and then held up 10 fingers. So he grabbed her by the pussy. Is that what you're saying? He grabbed her by the pussy. Believe me, she would not be my first choice that I can tell. So puts up the 10 fingers. She like nods and they go off together. Now they go into the back alley and the next thing you know, this woman is stabbed to death and dead. Oh, that's not how you do.

That's not how you fuck her, by the way. Right. to see you know right now now the guys tried to teach him the right way here and it ended up with this woman being stabbed and thrown down a flight of stairs that's too bad because that the back galley is a really romantic place to make love 10 dollars worth of love yeah it's the name of this episode so this guy gets picked up because all of the people at the bar saw him do this they see the body they're like there was that deaf guy who works at the loading docks yeah so they go and they go to his house they pick him up they find a bloody clothes everywhere

they take him back to the seat of the crime and he re-enacts for the police throwing it down the stairs and they're just like okay you're under arrest so carl yeah what we have now is one of the most interesting cases i've ever heard of it's hilarious this man has no ability to communicate past hand gestures and stuff like this right and they have to convict him in a court of law this man does not understand the concept of you must remain silent past the fact that it's his entire life okay he doesn't doesn't know that he's not supposed to incriminate himself, he doesn't know how the legal system works. So a lawyer gets involved at a prominent deaf attorney in Chicago and starts

representing this guy. And because of the fact that this man could not understand the charges against him, they put him in a home. Okay. For the insane. Yeah. Sounds right. They realized pretty quick, this guy's not crazy. They also start trying to teach him sign language and stuff like that but he refuses to learn it okay he just doesn't participate he's like he like yeah i don't know whether he refused or whether he didn't understand it but because of this situation and the fact that the main witness died they just let this guy out nice they're just like i guess well listen can't try him murdering hookers is barely illegal especially in the 60s yeah so It's not the 60s anymore.

Okay. It's 1971 by the time they let him out. Okay. So 1971, five months after getting out of prison, in 1972, he walks again to the south side, and he's observed checking into a by-the-hour motel with a prostitute named Erlene Brown, who's 39. Now, he later comes downstairs and just walks out, and they don't see Erlene.

Well, they don't go in and change the sheets and the linens and stuff in these hourly motels because they should they just rented the room to the next people after he left and so they come in there and they find erling's body beaten mercilessly strangled to death in a closet just dumped in a closet okay so why even check the closet you know what i mean if you're going to go into one of those places just do your business get out yeah what are you putting what are you hanging up your clothes for the next day what are you doing yeah don't check that's actually the irony board I go down to the front desk. It's really good advice.

If you're in an hourly motel, don't check drawers. Don't look at anything. Don't look under the bed. Don't go in the closet. Whenever you're going to find, you're going to want to not be a part of that. Yeah. So again,

we now have another dead hooker that was last seen with this guy. And they saw this guy walk out of the room and everybody saw it. So they picked him up. They'd give away. They pick him up an hour later, still has the blood on him on his socks, has everything there. They take him to jail.

and this time there was no type of you know mercy on him they convicted him they tried him and convicted him and sentenced him to life in prison and he stayed in jail till he died in 2008 but here's why I say this guy's a creep obviously he murdered hookers I'm not sure why go on yeah he murdered hookers

but they did somehow over the years they worked with them and they got him to take like an IQ test this guy got a 128 whoa he scored a 128 out of his IQ test he scored a 128 out of an IQ test being deaf and mute his entire life well I don't think IQ has anything to do with that but yeah that's not bad I know I'm saying I think it's pretty impressive that is impressive and that's probably that's probably what 28 points higher than Suttering John couldn't tell you there was supposed to be a test and it never happened uh the Illinois's department of mental health refused to train him in sign language since he did not suffer from a mental disease laying remained confined to Chicago read mental health facility until his death in 2008 now fun story they made a movie about this guy oh that's like a got to be a fun one in 1979 they made a tv movie titled dummy is that the one with uh jean wilder and no richard prior no that's see no evil here no evil that's an amazing

movie uh this one was a made for tv movie starred paul sorvino and the great lavar burton as Donald Lang. Should we watch that on a bonus show? I watched a little bit of it. Did you? And the way they were trying to paint him was like just some nice, happy, go lucky guy. I'm like, well,

there's a murdered body in a closet. Well, okay, so he murdered two hookers, but what about all the other days of his life, man? He was sure he was fine. You know, you can't judge him on their two worst days. I can,

and I ask you folks who are watching the show to do just that when you go to the creepoff.com to vote this week. Sound good? Fair enough. all right that was my creep all right let's check in we have uh some super chance that came in we appreciate the support everybody thank you my sister-law writes carl is it a bad thing i can't tell when you're drunk or when you're sober i don't notice a difference now i believe what she's referring to is last night i was up on the uncle riko show and everyone was claiming that i was

drunk on there i don't know why people were claiming that i was drinking a squish the fish k2 sour beer, but I was not drunk on there, even though people insisted that I was. So I think that's what she's referring to. I could be wrong. Yeah, I don't know. Joseph Collins, two bucks, says, extreme hot sauce challenge for the wheel.

That's not a bad idea. I don't do well with that shit. That would be not a bad. Oh, no, I like it even more. That one would be real bad for me. Okay. That's a fun one. All right. That's actually content. Middy likes to find these challenges where it's not even content. That would actually be fun. I like that. I just think that consequences should make

you miserable yes um coof coofe two bucks thank you all for not killing yourselves thank you for not killing yourself coof much appreciate seymos 4044 hi carlo and minnie you guys are awesome and you will read my super chats thanks again for the nonstop entertainment i tune in daily to the carl network thank you see moss 4044 and thank you for the five euros we're listening to the carl network we certainly appreciate that we do appreciate that uh and then last but at least critical whoa whoa whoa you're just gonna skip over dela i was trying to yeah i know that's fucked up dayla's my boy five bucks minnie hates that fat disgusting ninja he's right he's wrong on this though vote carl uh right did you i don't know if you um

it was the who are these broadcasters last week eric zana never heard the term ninja used as a way to get around oh i know i was i was fucking with those guys during it he was so happy about it just he wouldn't shut up like all right eric we get it you like this word stop it you mean i can call him ninjas now so funny uh critical with two bucks 29 to 25 left my ass off carl sucks um dude that fucking game i what would be laughing our asses off about that was not a fun game no one was having fun with that game uh rick from new york two bucks did dummy just pronounce the s in illinois i don't know did i maybe probably i'm a phonetic speller

I'm all kinds of dumb I'm a big dumb cry baby I was actually gonna bring you in for my creepiest disabled person today but I found this other gentleman that I thought it was fun yeah I never raped a child chick filet so thanks

not of the chick filet nope nowhere I've never raised a child ready is eat a sandwich and he's just like who's got time for raping children in here the chicken's delicious don't put your dick into the food people

don't ever do that's a terrible thing to do Oh, Trevor Zero coming in with 20 bucks. Keep your chins up, Vinny. It's hard to. They're heavy. Keep your shit out. Thanks, Trevor. Thanks.

I haven't heard from Trevor to a while. Good to see you, man. Good to see you, buddy. Take care. I don't know what to say. That's all of our super chats. Are you ready to do some code blue cam? Is that what we're doing today?

I brought code blue cam again. We've been having a lot of fun with this. I want to thank my buddy Matt Montgomery for sending me this. He sent me a few different videos that he enjoys. And I watched this one this morning. I said, you know what? This will be fun for all of us. We have a woman in Wisconsin.

She gets pulled over because she's driving a little bit weird. She tries to make a U-turn right in front of the cops. And they're like, what is this person doing? Seems like maybe she was inebriated or something. So it's just a routine traffic stop. And she does not handle it well, Betty. Not at all. Well, let's find out what happens, Carl.

Look at me, not doxing anybody this week. Got it. The car pulled to the side momentarily, then suddenly started backing up quickly, hitting their squad car and other vehicles. Stay by. Get the house. The cow's back and I'm like, whoa, whoa, what the fuck? Holy shit.

Up to your bed starts. The officers heard the driver apologizing in a very slurred speech and saying they were just trying to park. okay so off to a bad start here you're trying to get pulled over you only get one chance in a first impression folks remember that how do you just how do you back up for that long without hitting the brakes she was hitting the cars that were parked along the side she hit the squad car that was pulling her over what the fuck i yeah you know i always wonder what happens when people fuck up cop cars like does the cop get in trouble for this if this idiot backed into their car i don't think so i think that the cops get to drive into shit all the time.

It's probably encouraged. It's probably like a fun thing to do. Okay. So now the police officer is going to get out and explain to this woman that she hit some cars. So she disagrees with this. You just hit a bunch of cars. And we didn't hit any cars.

Yeah, you're crashing to a car right now. She's literally in a car right now. We didn't any cars. I didn't hit any cars. They ran into us while I was moving. That's fucking hilarious. So then, you know, they ask for her ID. She hands her debit card to the police officer.

Like, that's almost as good as the lady with the wet naps. Remember the lady who watched with the wet naps? It was like dialing them trying to call. I'm calling someone. That was insane. Yeah, she thought it was a phone. She gave the cop the debit card thinking it was her ID. Yep.

She got over a debit card. So she claims she's very nervous. And she gets very upset when they explain. They're going to have to tow her car away because of the accident that just caused and she's not having that let's see what she has to say you're going to tow this car over us hitting their mirror you're going to tow this car over us hitting their mirror i'm talking about you exiting the vehicle i'm asking though is no no no no i'm seeing serious i'm allowed to ask a copy question about what we're doing so i'm not driving this car away

as of right now you're not i'm still talking to you so you can talk to me what you're saying is that you want me to get out of the car and not drive my car away what i would like to do is to be to drive my car away so I can get to work in the morning because if you take my car, I will not be able to get She's getting pretty verbal, just so you know. So I'm pretty sure your back tire is also damaged. Okay, great. So can I take care of that myself and you just like to get her away from their people? It's hard to get wherever the, I would rather not have you paid for it because I'm not going to be able to afford that.

I can already not know. No, I'm sorry. I'm freaking out. I can't afford the ticket I'm about to get. I cannot afford any of the shit. The reason I hit their car is like panicked because the car. because the fucking lights were on. Take it down. No, I'm freaking out.

All right. She panicked because the lights were on. Yes. They didn't turn the lights until you almost backed into the cop car. This is escalating very quickly here, but as you can see, she's getting very upset. I love this thing. This is the wrong approach with police officers. Officer, can I just drive my car home, please?

Because I have a job. I have to get up in the morning and do my job. They don't give a fuck. That's not what's going to happen. What's your job? Cop boss. Yeah. What is your job?

Yeah. Like, what are you doing? So she's freaking out. Now, they asked her to get out of the car. And she decides, she's going to make a run for it. I just saw the title of this. Escape attempts. She's going to get away from these people.

All right. She then forcefully opened the car door in an effort to run away. At the same time, the 30-year-old female passenger named Julia jumped over the center console of the vehicle and started fighting with the officers. Can you pause it real quick? I'm going to have you. So for whatever reason, they call the passenger Julia. Julia is actually a trans man, I believe. Uh-huh.

So it gets a little bit confusing, but I think you said lovely lady wrong. Lovely, lovely lady. A very lovely, lovely lady that Jim Norton will no longer be able to date because he's married. happily married happily married yes all right with me and my partner I'm going to have you exit the car

go go go go go she got a whoa whoa I'm going to get off of me get off of me it's nervous go

oh get to pull on your mate get on your face get on your face you're like Both females continue to actively resisted as officers attempted to take them into custody.

In fact, why, the best thing is happening. The best thing is happening. Tays is coming. What a Taser is coming. In response to Julia's aggressive and non-compliant actions, The taser was deployed, causing her to immediately collapse. Let me go! What are you doing?

Down goes, Julia. Down goes, Julia. Wow. Park out a second. That was amazing. What I loved about that is how the other cop was setting the other cop up there. That's how teamwork is supposed to happen. That was like a tag team.

Like, all right, push him out and then I'll get behind the ropes. It was fucking. FTR setting up the shatter machine, what we just saw. The guy's got him. And he's like, okay, I got to get him right over here. Okay, okay, hands off. Boom, boom, got him. Wow, cops are cool sometimes.

So this is just a routine traffic stop in Wisconsin. Can we watch it again? These people get out of the car and just start fighting with the police. Can I please watch that fight again? Yes, this is fantastic. I want to go to them coming out of the car again. Okay. So the first thing is this door opens and this woman gets about.

two steps, a step and a half. Not going anywhere. Yeah, this is amazing. This is good. You don't run away. Fucking good job today, Carl. Now, watch Julia. Julia's get fucking chokeholds, yeah.

Julia. Julia. Let me go. Get out of them. Both females continue to actively resist as officers attempted to take them into custody. So this one cop is just the guy who looks like me. Like if I was a cop, that's the guy I would be.

That's the job they would give me. It wouldn't be wrestling these people. My job is to load the stun gun. Yep. You get the fun job. Yeah, I get the fun job. I just got to be a good shot. That's all they need out of me.

So this guy's, if you notice as he's on the ground, they already have the stun gun light hitting him on the chest. Yep. Like he's already aimed at. In response, In response to Julia's In response to Julia's aggressive and non-compliant actions, a taser was deployed,

causing her to immediately collapse. What are you doing? Let me go. All right. Here's life advice, people. I learned this this weekend as well. Don't fuck with fat guys with flashlights. Oh, I learned that.

That's a good point. Don't fuck with fat guys with flashlights. Especially they live in Syracuse. It's a problem. Be careful of those folks. Creep fucking Central. Oh, that was so good. Okay.

Do we even want to watch work? Can we watch that two more times? No, we got to move on. More things happen in this video. So Aurora is the woman who was driving. And she's a problem. She's having a tough go with this. She's not complying at all.

Now, she didn't get the taser. So she's feeling like she can get away with some shit here. and they have to put a spit hood on her. That's fun. That's always fun. That's never good when you're like, I've got to get the fucking spit hood out of the trunk. Due to Aurora's combative and resistive behavior,

a spit hood and leg restraints were placed on it. I don't. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. Thank you. Jack, very good. Who has the legrestra strengths? I need lex or strength, but I will be colder.

All that. That's not the case right now. I'm gonna sit down. You guys, I'm gonna hit. I got a dick. Nobody's trying to hurt you outside about you guys. So let me the fuck go. Guys, I'm not an animal.

I don't, I'm not gonna hurt you guys. Look at me of 130 pounds. Yeah. You guys, you can deal with a little left, like what's it's done to me. Can you do with the little ones? Not a little, a fucking hypocritical asshole. I'm gonna get in more trouble.

They're standing up for my stuff. I'm telling me out I'm in taste Why don't have to sleep You got on the... Yeah, I'm gonna down. Take up a deep breath, calm down, okay? Shut the fuck up!

Okay. I'm gonna make a few deep breath where you're fucking fire wouldn't realize me. Why did that get around up? Hey, can you just like calm down and you can come deep press? Shut the fuck up, I will murder everyone. Like, you are not helping yourself here at all.

What's that song by the dead milk, man? I can't relax when you tell me to relax. It doesn't fucking work. It doesn't work. Doesn't work. You know, I'm looking at this. And I think that if I was a cop, Carl, I would take turns with all the other cops farting into these spit masks.

That's fun. I would make those things smell like shit. Didn't know where you're going with that. Because then when you stick it over their head, they're just like too busy retching and feeling awful to be spitting and fighting. Dude, we have a story coming up in the scum parade that talks about surrender smoke. Have you ever heard that term before? Surrender smoke?

Yeah. No, I, I googled it. I could not find what it was. They just mentioned in the article, just like, yeah, so this guy's hiding in the house. They just shoot surrender smoker there. I'm like, I guess that's what they kind of call. I guess that's like a tear gas. Well, I assumed like what you were just saying, that there's just a bunch of cops just farted

until the guy would be finally up the house. I don't know. So, listen, if you put a spit hood on me, at that point, I'm going, you know what, things have gotten out of control. I'm going to calm down. They wouldn't bother putting a fucking spit hood on you. you chew through it. I chew right through that fucking thing.

Chew right through that shit. So you know what I mean, though? Like when you get the leg restraints and the spit hood, you're being thrown in the back of the car. At a certain point, you got to just, I don't know, have a little bit of self-awareness and go,

all right. Maybe my actions are not what they need to be. Yeah, my plan would involve with all of these people having a rapid pig guy in the jail. Correct. All right. So,

uh, let's play the next one. She is still fighting. All right. Kickin. Here we go. No, but I would do,

I'm a threat. Do not put that on my fucking face. Let me know you guys got the... You're not. That's such a fucking cry. Do not pick. I'm not kicking. You just hit.

I'm saying I let me see. Yes, that's what happened? So, uh, Betty, she's kicking the cops. That's a bad idea. We have a mutual acquaintance. Who? Who? Who was arrested for kicking a cop? Who is that?

He's a guy who used to do our shirts. No shit. Yeah. He got into a little ultra-com. out of the bug jar and decided to kick a cop and that was that little guy yep not a good move not as how fast did they put him down oh very quickly did you see you watched it i was there and then he was mad at the cons i'm like wait you can't kick cops man what are you doing yeah why would you do that what were you thinking okay so it turns out that she has a very different

perspective on what just happened a very different from what we all just saw here All right. Her truth. Yep. See, she needs to go to the hospital. So you're fine now? Yes. You don't need an ambulance? No!

Not an animal. I'm a 26-year-old girl. Fine. You can ask the cop. You're not the fucking woman I was talking to. I was calm. I was calm. She has me to step out of the car.

I stepped out of the car. You guys pushed me against my vehicle. And I asked you not to put the fucking heart on my head, falling and kicking and somebody apparently got their knee hurt. She was calm, Betty. It's just walking out of the vehicle, like, hey, guys, what are we doing here? I watched that twice. I must have missed that part.

Yeah, I missed the part where she was calm. I didn't see that at all. She did start off calm. And that, I mean, even just in the conversation with her, she was getting riled up and more riled up. Oh, yeah, she freaked the fuck out. Yeah. For sure. There's nothing funnier than watching the person, like fucking hogtide trying to be a lawyer.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I know. The best part is, remember what she was originally upset about is they were going to tow her car. imagine that was their biggest problem that night is that they towed her car it's going to get much worse i think you're going to have some more problems yeah i think it's going to get uh much worse now we're going to talk to uh the other person julia the trans man and uh julia also doesn't understand that uh he was resisting you were not complying with orders from the other officers and that resulted in you being tased okay that's the reason that you're in case okay because they gave you lawful orders I don't think they, I honestly don't think they did give me

specific direction. What are you doing? Well, again, that's something that you're welcome. I may have misinterpreted. I really may have. It's all you want to hear is for your cop. That's all you need. I thought you guys were saying, hey, run around a little bit.

Well, Jason, it'll be fun. Oh, you want to be not to fight you? why did you say so come on guys communication oh fucking hilarious that's the one great thing about these these cop cams that they have on them now literally you just go back and just

we'll just watch the tape together that if that's what they happen this is so good for cops too this needs to be out there because I think people have a whole new respect for what they fucking deal with it's a problem people are a problem that's why we need the police folks all right So this is fun. Our friend Aurora, we go back to Aurora,

she gets out of her handcuffs in the back of this cop car. Really? Yeah, that's a problem. Uh. While inside the squad car, she continued her obnoxious behavior and was able to slip one cuff off. What? You have control over your ass.

I do. And I fucking called my shit down and you didn't let me out. Aurora. My name's Officer Coneybear. I'm with you, okay? I'm going to talk to you for a second. So you slip the cuffs. We're going to.

fix that okay so that means our officers are gonna have to help you okay keep my leg and my arms got me out of his car please someone be on my fucking team will be out of a box all i ask us to get out of a back we have to fix my arm come here come here cut my arm it's got to be from back I can't let's go I can't let's go I can I get out of the toilet please let me get out of this woman I really is a problem with this moment nothing is working out for at all this is exhausting. She is exhausting. So we were watching all of this unfold. They had to drive her back to the precinct. Now, you would think, many, this is, we're over an hour time has passed. She's probably going to calm down, right? Realize you should just come by, just get along and just, you know, face whatever punishment she has coming. It's adrenaline, Carl. What we're looking at is adrenaline. When that wears off, obviously, of course. She's to go back to being lovely sweet Aurora. All right, yeah, let's watch.

Okay, good. I'm glad to hear that. Prior to taking the intoxometer test at the jail, Aurora was belligerent and kept yelling and talking over the officers. An hour. You even reserved me in the back of your car for an hour, and you got to sit here for the 20 minutes to watch me, to make you what, to test me if I've been on drugs or alcohol,

which you arrested me for, which nobody tested me for when I got arrested. You really have no reason to arrest me because the reason I was arrested was resisting arrest. And when I was asked for why I was arrested in the first place, I was sold us for driving on the influence. Nobody checked me for driving on the same influence. Let me tell you something.

This girl on meth is a great lawyer. Can I just explain something real quick? She goes, I mean, you guys didn't even have me do the roadside gymnastics. I don't know why, well, no, no, you decided to fight the police officers. You drove into cars. You drove into the police car itself. And then you started fighting with police officers. She was like, I don't even know why I'm arrested.

I don't even know what's going out here. You people just decided to arrest me. out of fucking nowhere. I was doing nothing. And now you're saying I'm drunk. What do you mean? How is that possible? We didn't ask you to come out and do feats of strength. We asked you to just fucking step out of the car so we could do the test with you. And you started swigging. You idiot. Trevor Zero writes that the haircut of a sane person. Yeah, her haircuts not great. You know, somebody had, I got to go back. Hold on. Somebody had a good comment. Where's this Bill Spooner guy? I just saw this. This is exactly what we need. The cops need to visit

people the morning after they have a short stay in the drunk tank and have a watch along of the body cam footage. That's fantastic. What a great idea. Yes. Remember when they used to have the reaction videos to two girls, one cop? That's the reaction video I want to see. I want to watch this woman watching this video back. That would be fun. And you know what it would be? It would be her

going, see, look what they did. Oh, I don't think this woman's learned a lesson. Sorry, you can pick it up where we left off then. All right. I was sitting in the back here for quiet for an hour. Are you sure? Yes. You're still yelling right now. Yes, because I'm not now.

I have every right to be mad at you guys. Nobody wrecked me my rights. Nobody told me why I was being arrested and I'm here. Yes, I'm mad. I'm allowed to be mad. It's not illegal to be mad. It's not illegal to yell at you. It's not illegal to yell at you.

You're yelling at you. Yes, I'm yelling at you and it's not illegal to yell at you. I can yell at you. Walk away. Okay. Or stand there and look at me fine, but I'm going to yell you because it's not illegal to yell at you. I'm mad and I'm allowed to be mad. You guys did not follow my rights.

And if you did fine, it's a fucked up system that doesn't actually give a shit about me. Nobody told me. was here. So I've been sitting in the back yard and I handled life's down for an hour. Uh, ma'am. No one gives a shit about you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You have to learn about it this way. This is probably a tough way to figure this out. Uh, we don't give a fuck about you. You're an asshole. I'd like to read you your rights. You have the right to remain silence. You have the right to not be given a fuck about. Yes. Shut up the fuck up. We're trying to work. There's no way she weighs a buck 30. I'm calling bullshit on that. So, uh,

She's got some meaty boobs there. Look at those things. Two and a half hours after she got pulled over. She finally blew into a breathalyzer a 0.07. So let's start doing some settling John Math. Now, if every hour one drink dissipates from the system, many, anyway, the point is that she did get charged with a DUI and she was convicted of a DUI.

Yeah, I bet. These things are so annoying to me because, It always shows she got $1,600 worth of traffic violations. I mean, you saw what she did. Yeah. And all of those were wiped out. What? Yeah, for whatever reason, they're just like, all that slide.

And so her friend there, the boyfriend, got a misdemeanor. And she got, I think it was a felony DUI or something like that. It was DUI, not DWI, driving while infuriating. Yes, driving while obnoxious. Yeah. DWO. you should make those t-shirts all right

car that's our our code blue this week how fun huh dude that was a fun day oh that was a good laugh that was a good laugh we got some we got some super chats coming in let's get caught up on that and then

we can move on with our lives day la five bucks that fat ninja sucks video slightly less worse vote carl oh boy oh boy I don't want that to become a thing out here uh dang lizard five euros Keep your mobs up, Vinny. I think he's referring to your man boobs.

I know what you meant. Just call him tits. Oh, Carl called you a fat fuck. Oh, yeah, do you call that a friend? Ryan A, two bucks. And I would do anything for love, Vinny and John. But I won't do that. Yeah.

What is that? We don't know yet. Manny muskets love Mani. Two bucks. Please add a space between and two in chomper score. Oh, yeah, I was annoyed by that too. Wow, you're more OCD than I have, Manny. you know what guys good catch i can't believe he gave two bucks that was really bothering him dude

good catch that's funny right but this is the same guy when he was doing his stand-up routine in philadelphia was stepping all over my plug for my computer was trying to unplug all of my shit every way he could he's just stepping on everything like manny what he doing why he's stepping on everything stop it all doing seven minutes over the time he was supposed to do he was fine he was great. Hicks. Mani, I love you. I think you're the best. Hicks Pasha with two pounds. More obese Ninja

versus obese Russian mobster, please. Dela, another two bucks. Thank you. Dela. Joey C supports Phil Elmore. Of course he does. I saw my first Joey C video the other night. Yeah. I have never laughed harder anything in my life. Were you watching on Tuki soup last night? No, no.

Justin Brown came by the club. I was here Saturday night with Dan. and a bunch of people started sending me messages that Joey C was going to go and teach me a lesson and we came back here there may have been some drinks everybody's having a good time and I said let's see what this is and I just watched this man

like freeze up while screaming and I it was like a fever dream I didn't know what I was watching legit mad at you I guess what did you do to Joey C I've never met Joey C huh he said this was the quote that I got from it you make me a shame to be Italian Wow that's what I did to Joey

Wow that's fighting words right there It's it's a lot of people have opinions these days And that's just fine I do too I think you suck Two face lying bastard five bucks Yeah I heard you were gonna I was watching that shit last night I heard you were coming to straighten me out today

Oh is that what I said Yeah you said I'm going to you were like watch the creep up tomorrow I'm gonna go straight now viddy tomorrow I was like fucking straighten your teeth asshole I know straight straighten your toes what was that song lyric I'm not gay but my teeth go both ways

my toes my personality two face like master five bucks couldn't start listening live but wire doesn't pull itself amen amen oh man thank you for not killing yourself Daniel Adams two bucks

trying to catch up not a great show to binge L.O.L what do you mean it's not a great show to binge? This is the most amazing show to binge. Yes, it's a great show to binge. This is Brian Johnson told me that he listened to this show for weeks while painting his house

painting his house. Yeah. Great shot a bitch. Manny again he says I was on acid. I know. We know. We know. We've met you. You're always on to answer. That's not a good excuse. I advise people not to take acid before they podcast, especially at point dabble point shows. Don't do that.

What about stand up though? I've done that. You don't stand up on acid? I think I have. Okay. No, maybe not I'm not done an after But I don't know Voicemails many

Voicemails? Certainly They're brought to us by our friends in Syracuse Carl And I would like to Rebuff voicemail segment Is brought you by the city of Syracuse A rabid fox has attacked Multiple Syracuse citizens Police are worried that disease-ridden pests

Might give the fox something even worse See you In Sarah I get it and he seems like the loser burnout type oh yeah that's true just in my big giant office inside of one of the greatest comedy clubs in the world i'm a loser burn out rev in devon mckevin seven christ this is the best show binge amen hold on can you pull that one out that's the funniest name i've ever seen out here trevin devon mckevin seven love it i have awesome voicemails for us

I would like to stay anonymous for this phone call. This is for the creep off. I just want to point out to Vinny that Carf Electric was instrumental in getting one of Settring John's show canceled when he made the Mesquite Grill fake Twitter account a couple of years ago. Doesn't seem to upset with Carruff about that. Apocryry! Oh!

I didn't even know Carter did that. That's hypocrisy guy. It's a new voicemailer that we don't know yet. Hypogacy guy calling you out All right, you got any more? Yep. You know, seven John taking over for Parle and the Creepov,

I don't know how I feel about that because at one point, it's a guaranteed win for Biddy every week. However, what John ever actually do with consequence? Would he drive to Gary, Indiana? That's a good question. He calls me out.

Yeah, that sounds like nothing would change around me. Yeah, right. I know for Biddy. I got one more for you, all right. For creep off, I guess, or wherever Vinny can hear it, yet again. Vinny's problem is, I understand what he's trying to do. You do?

But you tied yourself to shut you for months and months and months. In that time, he will try to destroy everyone that he slightly disagrees with because he's retarded. Goodbye. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck, good luck, Godspeed. Okay. You seem so exhausted.

it's exhausting I think people think I don't know man I don't know Friday afternoon Carl I was so tired of all of this Oh after we did point devil point Before we did point

Davelpoint after we did point devil point That had to be exhausting I was not right In fact true story Dr. Steve called me to check on me Oh shit really? Yeah Dr. Steve called me to check

on me. So apparently I am much more of a wreck that I think I have. Well, you're not going to like this. All right. After Point, dabble point, I had a phone call with Phil Elmore. We're starting a true crime podcast. Oh, good. Phil and I are where we go

through the biggest creeps. That's fine. Listen, if this was the last episode of the creep off, do you know what would happen to me? I would walk out of here and go. I take the rest of the week off. Stop it.

I'm so overworked and tired right now. I do. This is our fun time. I'm wildly overworked. And can I point out? We'll get to the rest of the voicemails. But we just had a fantastic bonus episode that we did Friday before we did point devil. You know, I even forgot we did that.

And tell me if I'm wrong. We did Pito Hunter Theater everybody. And we hadn't done that in a while. But would you agree with this statement? That was the most delusional one we've ever seen. Yes. That was a fun one. That one was a trip for sure.

So just so you know, this is what we had. We had a person who identified as trans, who wants to be a TikTok celebrity. Yep. Right. Has about 10,000 followers on TikTok. I was going to say it doesn't want to be is a TikTok celebrity, 10,000 followers on TikTok. This person is an influencer and an influencer who's working with brands. And they decide that they're going to catfish this person and to show it up to have a

brand meeting. It was so funny. And it was one of the funniest fucking things we've ever done. The funniest part about it. So if you're not on our Patreon backed by Supercast, you should be. This bonus show, many found this video. And they bring this child predator to a Starbucks and under

false pretenses that they want to work with him because he's such a great influencer. She, she, such a great influencer. And the best part is she never catches on. After they show all the text messages and dick pics and all the stuff that she's sending to a 13-year-old. I understand I made a mistake, but I promise I will not let you down to the future.

But for this brand, what was it? Fubu. Fubu. She was supposed to present a Fubu sneaker. It's brand new that's going to be in Kmart stores. Oh, God. It's so fucking funny. That was a great one.

Oh, God. I need to go back and watch that again. That really did make me laugh. And I didn't get that up until Saturday morning, everybody. that was my fault there was a weird thing in the audio so i had to re-render it and it went up saturday morning i usually tried to get them up friday i know people were annoyed sorry guys whatever listen i love the creepos all of you people who are subscribers of the show and get the show you're the fucking coolest people in the dabble verse wow uh 499 the funniest thing about this

is that viny went on john shows just to bust carl and it turned into all of this yep just to ball bust carl to turn into all of this oh man that was a bad move my friend that was a week ago i thought back to this you know how different my life would be if i just like you turn on the stream and i said and i just looked at it said why the fuck would you bring me here yeah what do what do you want like if i had done that my life would be completely different but here we are completely different i'd have more hair all right do we have any more gray in the beer voice bells is anyone team viny these days what's going on there's a lot of team viny really there's a lot of team viny i'd be shocked don't look at your reddit i'd be shocked go look at your reddit oh yeah

What's going on? I might run it. Oh, they're calling out your best friend, the tattletail. What are you talking about? Your best friend, Phil, the tattletail. Oh, really? They're mad at Phil. Yeah, why don't you go take a look and see if everybody's turning on me or who they're turning on, pal? All right.

Because people can be mad at me all they want to, but my point that nobody seems to be picking up on this is you're a mark. If you're sitting in home and you're watching this and you decide to interject yourself in a serious way, you're a mark. That was my point. Okay. Don't know why that's controversial. All right. You're calling out Phil, I see. All right.

That was the last time I'm talking about Phil. That'll be two or three more episodes for surviving the news. For him. I know. Well, he's got to do something. John's not broadcasting. Take a vacation video. I hear Jamaica's wonderful this time of here.

My best friend told me about where to go down there. In his past around. He has to win a least. 600 pounds in his mess and wealth he can barely read some beautiful in his fat hold on a second Trevor gives it 20 bucks you're not going to put it up there oh i didn't see i'm sorry longer than that oh please forgive me i'm sorry Trevor we appreciate that you do need a vacation jamaica is wonderful john can tell you all the places to go to i just made that joke get a good sandwich i just made that joke i was too busy playing

your song sorry fucking idiot don't you pay attention to this show. Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. Not just Steve, call me, please. Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. Please, not to Steve. B-I-N-N-Y. B-I-N-N-Y.

You know, I'd be mad, but that song is clearly not about me because I have an I-E on my name. I have an I-E. That's not right. Voice mails, Vinny? Uh, yeah, Carl, I'll play. What are you getting distracted with over there? Someone talks to you? Yeah, something.

but really funny, actually. Hey, Vinnie and Carl, it's Joe. I've been on vacation for a week, so I'm just catching up on every goddamn show there is. Three WATPs, one WATS, creep-offs, subreddit surfings, all the Phil Elmore stuff. I hope everything's okay with everyone.

I know Vinny deleted one of my voicemails wouldn't play it and said he would email me back, and he didn't. Oh, shit. he's right hoping to see everyone on March 9th and March 10th with whatever those shows end up being I'll be here love you love you all the time it's where I live so we'll be here thanks Joe I'm gonna I'm done with voicemails there was 90 of them and I just I don't know I didn't whoa whoa whoa biddy goes everyone's team biddy Carl and then he plays one voicemail

out of 90 I have a feeling everyone is a team minnie that's my guess Vinnie, you can call me back. Carl, don't even try. Yeah, nobody likes Vinny. What? So, Vinny, I've got two ideas for the wheel. Great. For the creep-off when you lose.

First one, have to spend the entire operating day at a bar from open to close, and every beer you drink takes 30 minutes off. Second. you have to roll through okay we have to spend the entire day at a bar yeah and the only way you can get out is when you drink enough beers to take off the time where the two correlate and meet i guess is what he's saying like if every beer you take it takes a half hour if you're supposed to be there for eight hours then you drink one beer at seven and a half that is not a consequence sir that sounds like a really fun sunday it's not the it's not the wheel of rewards are we talking about gonna be a football sunday i just sit and watch the ticket and all day is that that sounds amazing you're like oh curl you've had 12 beers you can now leave like no no I'm good I'm comfy I'm gonna stay a B A B I want to explain something to you I'm not crying over the letter you should all have some fucking standards for yourselves DG 2.0 I love that A B this I'm talking to DG 2.0 oh boy I can't wait for the falling out Jesus Christ I can't wait for

the falling out which one mine and yours or buy it? No, no, we're best buds. I know. Hey, so this is what I was laughing at. Yeah. My friend, uh, former WWEAEW superstar Colin Delaney just texted me. And he said, I just opened up my Twitter account and this is what I saw. Creep as handicapped person.

Nice. Thank you. This has been a real. Thank you. Frucking Frank. No one is this bad as DG guys. Everybody knows that. That's true.

This has been a real. episode hasn't it yeah man getting real silly over here yeah you know what dude let's just do a scum parade what do you say let's get let's get into the scum parade all right scum parade take me on a raid of these fuck your raids that these creeps have made scum parade viddie and carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit scum parade stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad so good of the blood of a cat's cup parade Carl, let's start off

with some hot Hollywood goss. Yes. Some really hot Hollywood goss. Like, wow, Hollywood gos. Denise Richards, what was that movie she was in? Cruel intentions. Well, that's a good, yes.

I didn't even think of that one. That's probably the best one that she said, yes. Fantastic. I was thinking of Super Troopers or whatever. fuck movie she was in she used to be am i wrong about that no not super troopers what was the space one i don't even i don't even fucking not in the movies oh was she and um oh shit i know i'm about i starship troopers stars of troopers that's the one i'm thinking of thank you oh yes she was so hot denise richards for people who just know her from like housewives of whatever

she used to be one of the hottest chicks on the planet do you remember those days of any Carl, I do. Here's what I think happened. Here's what I think happened. Charlie Sheen's come. Not good for you. Charlie Sheen's come. Fucked up her face so badly that she had to go get an immense amount of plastic surgery.

And here we are now. It's worse than Ray DeVito's cop, which of course created Tuki. Ladies and gentlemen, Denise Richards has an only fan page. I don't know if that's a secret or not, but she's been advertising it for a while. She's on the show The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, or she was. she's 52 years old now and she is being slammed for teasing a new collaboration on her only fans page

with her 19 year old daughter Sammy Sheen. What are they doing? Why is that a collab? Mother and daughter on only fans is a collab we're interested in? No, most certainly is not. It's fucking bonkers. She tweeted out,

should my mini me, Sammy Sheen and I do another collab? She recently asked her subscribers she charges $25 a month all right can we talk about sammy sheen sure okay so sammy sheen is obviously the daughter of charlie sheen and denise richards right you would think she'd be attractive she's not she has okay she has an only fan she has the worst tattoos i've ever seen on a person really yeah you got i don't think i know anything about her she just has like these random it almost looks like a child when you get like those uh sticky tattoos from cracker jacks or something so she just stuck fucking random images all over her arms she's got stupid

angel wings on her back she looks terrible it's just 19 years old she's not going to get hotter this is this is like prime sammy sheen and she looks terrible I guess she's getting boobs so there's that I'll give her credit how does she not have him already I don't know what's you waiting for that's what I want to know all right are you going to share with the class I'm trying I'm trying to pull it up buddy his eyes just got like huge like a cartoon kind of whoa because I'm looking at this I'm going holy shit

Carl's right these are really dumb worst tattoo she looks terrible she's not an attractive woman she also does that um dying her eyebrows blonde thing it's just none of it's working sorry guys I got to put us up again also just as bad with the tattoos

here we go sorry guys oh you're fine buddy shit wasn't up stuff like she's got a cow Yeah, just a random cow head. Yeah. But if you see her like kind of a zoomed out, it's just random tattoos all over. None of it makes any fucking rhyme or reason. Like get a sleeve, bro.

Do it up. Make it head on the black star she has tied on. She has tattooed on her. She sucks. All right. So Vinny, I've been playing this new game on WATP. It's not a game. But you know, like typically when you talk about a female, you say skill of

to 10. Yeah. We've decided that is antiquated. We got to move on from that. I think that's good. I think we're growing as a society. Right. This is great. Right. So now the new thing is how much would you pay for her only fans? So Sammy Sheen, assuming you get to see butthole and all, how much would you pay for Sammy Sheen's only fans, Vinnie? To see Sammy Sheen's butthole. Yeah. I'll even know. What are the general, her mom's charge of 25. than her mom was in a fucking James Bond movie. I'm paying three bucks out of curiosity. Three bucks.

That's not a good school. Yeah, I was going to say it has to be five or under. Yeah, that's not a good score, Sammy. I'm sorry. But the mom's charged at 25 because she's got notoriety. Who wants to see what Denise Richards looks like naked right now? Not me. Yeah.

You know who is on there, too? I just recently learned. Let's talk about hot chicks on only fans. Yes, please. What do you know? The chick I had the greatest crush on, the fucking one of the hottest women ever. I'm listening.

What's your name from Sopranos? Adriana's on there. Oh, Adriana. Christopher's girl. Yeah. She's pretty fucking hot. I thought you were to say Meadow. No,

well, dude, she's, listen, here's the difference between Meadow, and I don't even know that lady's name. I'm listening. Meadow is like married and has MS and does a show with Robert,

with her stupid fake brother from the show. Yeah, this one's out in Hollywood and she was married to shoot her Jennings kid. Okay. So she's probably a lot of fun. Yeah. Very interesting. Now,

you met my new girlfriend, Brooke Schofield. Have we talked about that in this episode? I don't know who Brooks. You mentioned there. Yeah. So Brooke is the co-host of the podcast that we reviewed on WATP this weekend. Uh-huh.

And, Oh my God. Yeah. Yes, that is the correct answer. If this woman and only fans, I think I threw out $3,000. I think it's the number that I threw out there.

Can you buy the year? Wow. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. uh let's move on to florida shall we all right yeah let's go hold on a second what else we were

to talk about with that thing oh this is my favorite sentence from the article okay please so it's a new york post article i'm gonna i think i know what it's going to be but go ahead it's the last sentence in the article it says charlie charlie sheat has been involved in several scandals of his own involving alcohol and drug abuse as well as allegations of domestic violence news to me well i had no idea really charlie sheed that guy he's great would you like to hear his comments on the situation because i have them right here yeah he says she's 18 years old now in living with her mother, this did not occur under my

roof. Yeah. Yeah, he's just like, not my problem. No, it is. He added, he added, I do not condone this, but since I'm unable to prevent it, I urged her to keep it classy, creative, and not sacrifice her integrity. That's funny. That's a father. Yep, good job, dad.

By the way, dang lizard. That's pretty funny right there, the $2 $2 super chat that just came in. He says, Brooke Schollfield. very good we're all fans is the man but vote for Carl

two face lying bastard yes agreed thank you very much I think there's another one well he's half right there's a couple other ones we missed there too but I mean all that we're doing it five bucks from B.R. Longhorn says Vinnie we get it but you are so mad as someone that told no lies but the person that lies and does the same thing

you would never treat that way can you interpret that for me what just happened I think what we have here is what aboutism Yay, Super Chats. The old, what about it? And, okay, I, listen, here was my... Oh, is this talking about Phil Elmore?

Yeah. I see. Well, listen, one of the things we preach about on the creep off, there's a big rule we have here. Yes, don't molest children. Don't molest children. What's number two? Don't fuck children.

Okay. Don't dittle children. Okay, rule number four? What's rule number four, Carl? Oh, I know what rule over four is. Okay, they have a drug. also drugs are bad you shouldn't do drugs no actually wait is it six has never trust a male nurse yeah six is never trust a okay it's number seven don't be a tattle tail not being a tattletail that's a good that's my whole issue

john is john we all know what john does i don't know why i have to sit there and scream about jod to point out that that guy is a fucking mark tattletail sorry it bothers you guys i'm gonna go cry now Alright, let's get back to the creepbox. Great. Let's go to Florida, shall we? Let's do it. Hey, Florida. Johnny Yates.

This guy, great strategy. Great strategy, Carl. A man in Florida, wanted by the cops, tried to throw them off his trail by placing a big sign outside the house reading. Johnny Yates does not live here. So it didn't work that time, but it doesn't mean it'll never work. Correct.

It's a good strategy. It might work with like a bill collector. It might even work with somebody you don't want to talk to. Yes. but cops not so much he's 41 years old he was wanted by the polk county sheriff's office on aggravated battery false imprisonment and tampering charges now deputies showed up at lakes house in lakeland florida on saturday after getting a tip that he was holed up inside when the deputies arrived they noticed a note written out a dry erase board of the front window that said johnny eights

does not live here oh never mind guys let's go back to the precinct yeah nothing to see here so the deputies questioned the guy who's walking out of the house at the same time and they said hey does Johnny Yates live here? And the guy was like, oh, yeah, Johnny, he's upstairs. Yeah, he's in there, yeah. Later, officers. We were just playing cards, yeah. Yeah, but after surrounding the house for an hour and calling for the fugitive to come out,

they had to take it to the next level because he would not come out. So they threw in what Carl mentioned earlier, the surrender smoke, which in this case, I've never heard it call that. I'm guessing it's like tear gas. I guess. I'd never heard surrender smoke. So I went and Googled it and this article showed up. It's like the only place it's ever been written about.

Okay. So these fucking Florida cops call it. that and they said it to the reporter and the reporter thought he was cool they threw in some of that surrender smoke call you're right yeah deputies called out one more but still no response of johnny so his second helping of surrender smoke went right into the building and johnny still didn't come out finally deputy sent in the canine and that was all she all she wrote for johnny they found him hidden in a chest of modified drawers he was taken to jail he basically there was a dresser and he pulled the drawers out and hidden it well that i don't going to find me in here. You know what, man, you're going to get the one OCD cop who walks by and sees the dresser with all the drawers halfway out. And it's just like, I got to close these before I leave it. It's just slamming the sky in the head. I would love to watch that movie. So I didn't work out for Johnny Yates. He was busted. But I liked where his head was at. Yeah, I was like hiding in plain sight is always funny to me. Yeah. Baxter County, Arkansas, 55 year old midway man is facing

drug and sexual indecency charges, Carl. You know why? What was he up to? well deputy's spotted him having sex with the stuffed animals i i hope it wasn't wicket i would not let that happen to wicket wickie's your gal yeah someone wants to fuck wicket n uh not on my watch well according to the court documents about 1245 a m on october 8th they observed a vehicle on the midway store and lock he said he observed that the vehicle was rocking the affidavit said oh yeah get it on what the deputy looked inside the vehicle, he reported observing Morgiven, who's the gentleman who was arrested, having sex with a stuffed animal. Upon learning that they had a search waiver on file from the Arkansas Department of Community Corrections because this man was already on parole and that means they don't have to have any good reason to search your car. You're on parole so we do what we want. They walked in, found two marijuana pipes and one syringe. While being booked into the Baxter County Detention Center, the affidavit stated another deputy found approximately three grams of meth in a

purse. drugs are bad you shouldn't do drugs so the nothing i finish at least because that's the worst you got blue balls are going to prison the poor animal isn't satisfied no one's happy about that it's ridiculous i can't imagine how into it are you that you're fucking gets up to animal and your your car is rocking back and forth you have to be into it not to wait to get home that's true that's a good point like this is a guy who had to get the fucking poison out buddy all right let's go to wisconsin for our last story of today's loose fit episode of a constant man previously facing two felony homicide charges for killing a four-year-old girl with his car is now facing a misdemeanor theft charge carl this is brutal nathan heights of 24 was charged on one count each of knowingly operating the vehicle with a suspended license and causing death and homicide by vehicle using a controlled substance so a four-year-old was the victim here a four-year-old was petting

a dog when this person rammed into a car that rammed into her. Correct. He rammed in Cordelia Cuthers. She was four years old, was killed in the two-car collision when she stopped to pet a dog. Don't you think, many? I'm sure there have been times when maybe you're a little more high than you want to be. You're driving around in your car. If you had done something like that, you would feel so much remorse, you'd feel so bad about it.

All you'd want to do is make things right with her family, with, with anyone related to this poor girl, right? yeah so what does nathan do so nathan obviously he's being charged with all these things and they noticed one day that the memorial cross that they put in that area uh was missing he stole it he stole what a dick move what a fucking insult to injury motherfucker wow uh uh people were a little upset that the thing was missing and this was the quote, are you my little brother? Didn't take the sign officer. So the brother,

I'm sorry, this is, this story was not written very well. No, it's not a well written story. I had to change a bunch of this and I thought I had my notes right. I am.

So the cross was stolen sometime last month. The cops showed up there to investigate the theft on August 17th when a witness told authorities that Heitzman showed him a white cross and a backpack. so he showed he stole it and he showed it to people yeah then when he was confronted by the

basis why would you do that he told the guy i needed it for me he needed a souvenir he needed a souvenir so he bling he says he didn't do it he said his brother did it and then he also ended up saying he was really sick of looking at it so he's like i fine i didn't want to stop throw it all the shit in my face i get it whatever so what's crazy about this story from my perspective. Yeah. Is the guy said there was a stop sign. He stopped, made a complete stop at the stop sign, you know, something happened. It wasn't his fault. And then it said that

data from his truck suggests he didn't stop. Are you telling me that we're driving around in NARC vehicles now that will tattle on us when we do things that we shouldn't do? Does my car do that? Does my car tell the police? You just got a new car. I bet it does. I bet it does. Is my car telling the police? you might as well ride around on Phil Elmore's back what the fuck is that just gonna rat you out I don't like that at all that's not cool yeah all right kids that's uh this week's creep off that was fun Carl that was a good episode we have some a couple more yeah super chast that came in thank you so

much for the support everybody Erica Ann with five bucks says Vinnie if SJ fights people on 310 and the club gets sued will you still be mad about Phil's letter everybody will go to jail Who cares about Phil? Listen, Erica, you guys fail to see the issue. We point out constantly. We did a thing here called DabbleCon last year. Remember that, Carl? It was actually this year, but yes.

Yeah, that's right. It feels like forever ago. Time has stopped for me. February of this year, we did that. Carl, could you please attest to how much nonsense I dealt with from listeners of not just like our world, but people who are outside starting problems? Did I deal with a lot? You did.

You always do. Would you like to tell everybody the stuff that I dealt with? No. Okay. I will. Letters to the mayor's office. Letters to the fire department. Letters to the police department.

Letters to the health department after the event. Oh, gosh. Right. Didn't they say there were rats or something? They said the rats. And then they tried, whoever filled out the anonymous complaint said it was Chrissy mayor and Frank who did it. So if we had to guess, if you wanted guess who did that one, it's really hard to figure out.

So I've dealt with a lot of shit. Let me see if I can make a guess out of that. It's time to mock, zoomock. Uh-da. A-da. So I've dealt with a lot of this stuff. And when we had to go through all this, all the people who were involved in putting on a show, it was very frustrated because we were all just trying to do our thing and work and live our lives.

What bothered me is the fact that people were not in. involved in any of this just starting to cause problems now carl i love you i know why you like phil but the issue here to me is this is a gentleman who sat at home watching this and then inserted himself into this by doing the most bitch thing that a person can do so my issue is not that just the content of the letter whether he lied or whether or not he he even whether or not he lied whether he was telling the truth my issue is the fact that you got so worked up you had to write an email and now i got to bring you into the i got to bring you in and do shows with you and act like i like you after you did the exact same thing all of these people did the same thing that john does

i have to look at you like you're some sort of authority on john when you're doing the same shit he does tomorrow might be another day fucking knows i'm just done with it i don't don't like the guy i didn't like the guy and i called him out for it yeah and he was also tweeting at me Like calling me names and telling me I'm a grovely bitch. So I'm supposed to like him. No, I know it's asking to like Phil O. Well, I mean, I don't think anyone suggested that. Yeah.

So for those of you who are defending them and saying that I'm not calling out John, well, you're defending the guy who's doing the same shit as John. I'm not defending any of it. I don't even know how we got here. All right. Thank you for your question. From Erica. Appreciate it.

Gut with two bucks says Vinnie Winnie. Thank you gut. Wrong again, gut. Never trust your gut. B.R. long or another five bucks. So bring up a private email sent to a business as not a tattletail. Not exactly.

Maybe. Oh, boom, boom. Yeah, I should have observed. Well, I believe in observe and report. I observed the letter. I reported it to you all. Yes, you did. So that's how where I stand on that.

So agree, disagree. I don't care. You're all acting like the little bitches here. I've moved on. Really called you guys out. Oh, for car. Please be my guest. I'll spin the fucking wheel.

I don't care. All of you guys are great that support the show on Patreon Supercast and Back. We're going to continue to give you the best bonus content that we can. And this week on Friday. Hall of Fame. Hall of Fame episode Friday. It is. That's Friday, baby.

That's it. We're putting in Ezra Miller. Ezra Miller is being inducted into the Creepoff Hall of Fame this Friday. You're not going to want to miss that. I appreciate your honest answer, Vinny. Thank you, Eric. Vote Carl. Thank you.

Vote Carl. Thank you. That's where I stand with this if I had to clear it up. Oh, wow. All right. If he displays cowardness. I know you saw that. I did.

I always like didn't put it out there because I was just like, I'm not doing this right now, but whatever. I don't blame. You guys are marvelous subreddit surfing is tonight. Thank you, Nimrodh, Rob, for pointing that out. Tonight we are going to do a page, Carl. I have two guests book for tonight.

And I got to tell you, this shit is crazy we're exploring the world of exorcism tonight at 8 o'clock on subreddit surfing not only I'm not gonna I don't want to call a shot too much but it is very interesting

so hopefully we'll see you there for that and I don't give a fuck oh gee I guess jazz I'm gonna check it out oh manny muskitt says two dollars just looked up Phil on Reddit and those are a lot of laugh faces so yeah all right I think you might want to um

drug and atheist studio five bucks bring the creep off to Brower House in Chicago, I couldn't make last time you guys were here. Carl, that was a cool spot. Carl, would you want to do another creepoff live show? I would, yeah. So we did it in Chicago.

We didn't do a creep off show. We did, we did a segment of who are these podcasts. We did a creep off. And then we did it here in Rochester. Yeah. And that was fantastic. Yeah. The Rochester live show before the roast was really good.

Yeah. I feel like that formula is really fun. live. Yes. So maybe, I mean, if you guys are into it, let me know. Maybe I can put something together for it. I'm into it. So thank you again.

I got to go. I got things to do. Carl's got things to do. He's got a new head. He's got to go where? That's right, buddy. And we will see you all next week. Remember, it's nice to be important.

It's more important to be nice. Good. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen. His name is Emma. Can he bombs? It's the cream off. It's the cream off.