The Creep Off - Episode 189: Halloween 23'

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

In today's episode we celebrate the one day a year that is about creeps, by creeps and for creeps Halloween. Vinnie & Karl will bring the biggest creeps the holiday has to offer! In this weeks Cop Cam segment, we watch a very scary incident involving an insane man who drove from Oregon to Ohio to meet a 12-year-old girl: In the Scum Parade, we meet a couple of hungry heroes, A horny cop and a man who was seeking companionship for him and his miniature horse The score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 3, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: DC firefighter fired after picking up food while on call: Sources – NBC4 Washington (nbcwashington.com)Man allegedly tried to hire prostitute for mini horse threesome (nypost.com)Victorian police officer jailed for raping junior cop at colleague's wake (9news.com.au)Florida Couple Robs Internet Date, Cuts His Throat, Tosses Him Off Bridge Into River – Crime OnlineWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! 

You're listening to the Carl Network. Warning, listening to the creep-off might leave you triggered. This episode may contain murder, rape, laughing at murder and rape, ableism, Lenny Dykstra, serial keeters, smile talking, fat shaming, child abuse, drug abuse, drug abuse, victim blaming, and the state of Florida. I'm going to give the people what they want. sensation, horror, shock. I'm gonna deliver the goods

because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Guess where you just got into Cool Guysone. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to this year's Halloween special. It's another Halloween-centered episode based on all the creeps that are running around causing problems on the spookiest of days. I'm Vinnie.

I'm your co-host. There's Carl, the other co-host. what a fucking weird opening. Hi, everybody. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino. How are you doing today, buddy? I'm fine. All right, good.

I'm fine. I'm really, I'm happy to be here because it's that time of year where I just love. I love it because it cools down. I'm not sweating all fucking day. Yep. The leaves are pretty. Everybody's being agreed.

All fat guys can agree on fall is the best season. All fat guys agree on that. Every one of them. Yep. Like the referees during an Eagles, dolphins game, 100% still angry about that game still have wow Carl today we are going to do what we do every year and bring you the biggest Halloween creep and I'm excited to do that but before we do we have to find out the results of last week's episode correct we brought in our creepiest handicapped people that was brave huh yes and here to tell us who what is our results girl Jessica hello happy Halloween everybody happy Halloween I thought we'd get some heat for a creepiest handicapped person, but fortunately, Kevin Brennan's decided

to take all the heat, uh, for us. So we don't have to worry about that. Oops. Dude. I don't know. He's so proud of himself. He's so proud of himself right now. It's really incredible. Really funny. Yeah. So last week, Carl, you brought a man who made love to a child forcibly in a chick filet. And I brought a man who couldn't read, write, speak, or hear, who found a way to somehow create transactions with prostitutes that all ended with him murdering them. Right. So Jess is here to tell us who won. Who's getting the point? What were the results? This was actually a blowout. It was 138 to 36. Whoa. So with 79% of the vote, the winner is once again, Carl.

nice i'm not going to go ahead and say this fine on the i'm fine on this i think that's worth two points no by that much of a margin i think that's worth at least two points i'm sure you think that but i'm going to tell you this a guy rapied a child in a chick filet is probably going to win every time it was so there you go all right so i have a three nothing lead on vini if i get to to five points before Vinny gets to five, he will be spinning the dreaded wheel of consequences. Now, Carl, I'm trying to figure something out because

it is that time the weather's cooling down. And because I am accountable and I do my, my consequences, I'm starting the planning now. I owe another polar plunge because I lost the Brian Johnson back in the spring. Okay. And I'm trying to figure that out now and I'm

going to get that scheduled. Yeah, bring some type of a camera person with you. Yeah, I'm not bringing your I'm not going this time. You're not invited. You should wear a GoPro. I could wear a GoPro. I have one sitting on my desk right there in front of Carl.

There's one sitting right there. I'll strap it on my head. And that way no one, you know what I should do, Carl? What should you do? I should get somebody really jacked and ready to do it anyway and just have them put the GoPro on and like have them look down with their six-pack abs and shit.

And then like send them out. And then do an overdub with your voice. Yeah. That's a, oh boy, it sure is cold out here. Oh, just a little toe in the water. That's a pretty good idea. And then we could Photoshop pictures of you near the water and stuff.

Sure. It'd be just basically the same way you handle your consequences, everything but to do them properly. Oh, dare you, sir. Oh, listen to this. This is crazy. So last week, I played the video of me with my Dolphins jersey at the Bills game. Yeah. And in the video, you see that I chuck it over.

We were up in the 300 level. I chuck it over to the stands below. Yeah. It landed right behind my dad and brother. My dad goes, oh, that was your jersey, Carl? that landed on the woman behind me what were the chances of that what did the woman keep it is she now a ray finkel no that nobody liked it down there they're all very upset about it yeah you're just littering in that stadium at that point yep so i guess carl won this week jess let's talk

feedback from last week's episode what do we have what do people have to say about it bring the praise here jess what some of the great things people are saying about me please tell us what a great job we did well actually um someone actually left the comment that was approved from my reading level by epitomizer one that this comment has been approved for justice reading level Vinnie creep, no understand sex work Carl creep, child sex bad

the fact that the wheelchair was taken as evidence is fucking hysterical That was so easy to read That was so easy. That's right folks Dumb it down for Jess is what we're learning Any other comments? Public West say

Code Blue is such a better segment than who are these creeps And Twitch Moosen said agree, keep code blue cam and Hall of Shame. Oh, I have a doozy for us today. Can't wait. Oh, boy. We maybe have found the biggest creep

in the history of creeps on today's police cam. You didn't find that video. You're being dragged out of that Burger King. No, not that one. Caving that one. Chojo Jones 10 said Vinnie's creep had an IQ of 128, but had no other way of saying the pussy was

mid. You leave your review your way he left is his way yep and then dr ted penis astronaut said viny spinny spinny fix carls lighting or spin forever no more excuses uh how'd i do today doctor ted penis astronaut i think it looks a little better seems all right seems a little bit better i didn't realize my lighting was an issue on the show well i normally skip those comments because there's a lot of them not what he i'm gonna say what he's asking for my amazing face lit up i get it No, what he's asking for us to me to turn off all the lights on your side of the studio.

He wants your lighting fix. I see what you did there, Vinny. How are you feeling this week, Jess? You feeling better? Yeah, feeling a lot better. Didn't drink as much. Had a Halloween party, but didn't drink a lot. Okay, good.

You're getting older now. Just shows up to work regardless of that's what I like about her. She certainly does. She's like, they're tearing apart my kitchen. I'll be here. I was throwing up earlier this morning. I'll be here. Nothing gets in a way.

you are a dynamo we appreciate you thank you kitchen's done by the way so no more loud noises how do you do is it is it good it looks amazing okay i'll post it on my instagram i guess check it out there my mom's kitchen come check it out get over to instagram there i know everybody's running right now but we have more show to do well maybe next week jess you can read the comment people left on the new kitchen photos on your instagram i'll have to remember because i know i'll forget want to incorporate that maybe i'll make it a part of who are these socials kitchen you're just creating content everywhere jess all right thank you for joining us this week we'll see again next week i think it is time for a contest carl it sure is by jess

check out at jess daydreaming on social media if you would like to see a kitchen i don't know you know minnie with all the excitement of halloween which is tomorrow we forgot that today is another holiday super chat monday day and the way we celebrate that is by reading super chats killian monson became a new member thank you very much killian yeah on your channel i appreciate that gets all the bonus content we just had an amazing uh addition of easy for you to say that came out last week uh daniel adams two bucks happy Halloween viny with a y and k kk k k k Carla well that's weird critical five dollars you don't need to watch twin peaks it is as the kids say

mid fair enough uh radish diff with two power two euros 160 for both of you rest for the overlords yay we i think they take more than that uh dang lizard two euros carl don't talk about your dad's kids don't do it don't you do it my dad's kids would that be my siblings i have lots to say about your dad's wife really all right whatever let's let's start the contest caro ring the bell and let's get after it all right so we're doing uh the creepiest halloweener that's it and i am bringing a man named william b j lisk and uh b j's half brother how to get that nickname huh uh huh his father is also william lisk so he's like a william lest junior so

Bill Jr. So B.J. Yeah, I know. Oh, I was going for the joke. Oh, okay. This is going to be a long episode. This is how we're doing this. I explained it to you. Okay. So Devin is the younger brother. He spent the weekend in his dad's house. And the following day, Halloween, he headed home to his mom's house at 9.30 a.m. to change closing at ready for church. While getting ready, Devin noticed his 24 year old stepbrother,

B.J. who the family called BJ was acting uncharacteristically upbeat and talkative, asking him where he was going, how long he was going to be gone. Devin described BJ's typical personality as slow, dark and gloomy. Church ended around 11.30. He was only home for about five minutes, changes close. They had had a Halloween party at the house the night before. So he goes to church. He comes back around 1130, makes a beeline for his bedroom to play video games.

Around 1.30 p.m., he goes, there's like no movement in this household. No one's watching TV. No one's doing laundry. Usually someone's making food or something. on a Sunday afternoon. This is a Halloween day, 2010. So he decides, you know what? I'm going to get up and see what's going on.

He goes into his parents' room and sees that they're still sleeping. And this, he's like, this is weird. They never sleep in like this. It must have some party last night. So he sees that they have a maroon comforter pulled over their heads. And his mom's foot sticking out of the bottom, Devon approaches his mom's side of the bed, tapping your leg and saying, hey, hey, mom, you good? What's going on here?

Can I guess that that blanket used to be white? Yes, this is the one. When he noticed her pillow was saturated and saturated in blood. So Devin initially thought that this was some type of Halloween prank they were playing because, you know, they had the party the night before. Hey, wouldn't it be funny? We pretend we're dead and bad that Devin finds us. That'd be hilarious, Frank, right? So Devin's like, actually, what's going on.

And then he went, nope, these people are dead. So he runs out of the house, calls his aunt. His aunt calls the police. And the police come. So they immediately thought. thought it was BJ. And I'll tell you why it a little bit. There's some reasons why they had a feeling, uh, BJ might have been responsible for you know, I had to give Nimrod some credit for this joke. Yes. Nothing worse than a gloomy BJ. That's true. No such thing is a bad BJ,

but, uh, it's like pizza, right? Even when it's bad. Still pizza. It's still good. So William, the father had been shot five times in the face and had from a range of one to two feet. He was found lying in a natural sleeping position. So he just, BJ just came in and just took him out five shots while he was sleeping. That's a lot of shots when you're a foot away. Yeah, I know. You don't need that many.

Susan was found sprawled awkwardly in bed. It's suspected that she had been moved. She had been shot three times, also at close range. And she'd also been sexually assaulted. This is a stepmom porn we're talking about here. Devinan ran from the house in such a state of panic, grief, and Terry that he hadn't occurred to him to check his brother's room.

Derek's bedroom door was found locked from the inside. After police kicked the door in, they found him curled up in bed, back to the door facing the wall. Unlike Susan and William, Derek's cause of death was blunt, forced trauma to the head. He had likely died a few minutes after the first strike. A bloody claw hammer was found in the house.

You see, this is the problem with these family annihilators. You got a lot of people to get through. You got to conserve the bullets. Well, all of you don't want to wake everyone up. Well, yeah, but anything you do here is going to wake everybody up. I don't think so because the dad was still sleeping in bed with five bullets in him. Yeah, that's true.

I got to think he was like the second one to go down. Yeah, because then he raped the stepmom and then killed her and then threw her back in bed. Sure. All right, so what's going on? Why did all this stuff happen? So BJ did not like his stepmom. Sounds like you liked her too much. He began acting out after.

they were married in 2001. In 2002, when BJ was 16, and already in house arrest for another offense, he threatened to harm himself, and then BJ attacked officers as they arrived at the house, ended up facing assault charges in juvenile court for that. In 2004, BJ forcibly struck Susan in the chest

during an argument. Two months later, Susan filed assault charges after BJ struck her in the head with a coffee cup and stole her car. The assault and battery charges were dropped after BJ was deemed incompetent to stay in trial. Also that year, William kicked his 18-year-old son out of the house after he attacked Susan while she was showering. Okay.

She's in the shower and he goes in there and attacks her. So finally, dad's like, all right, you got to go. This is not working out for anyone here. How did he end up back in the house at that point? Well, this is what's crazy. I don't care if you're my kid. You're not allowed to attack my chick in the shower. Right.

Not cool. Not cool. I feel like that's the brocode you should know about. I told you the story about my brother and my dad, right? remind me well my father beat the shit out of my brother because he made a pass in one of his girlfriends oh Jesus Christ your brother's something else oh dude I think that's why my brother's fucked up I may have told the story I hear before I may have told just yeah but the story goes and this is from my brother my dad's long dead but apparently my dad used to date women

who are a lot younger than him and they would all come over to the house and hang out my brother's like 17 and there's like these 20 something fucking girls that are banging his father and they're in the house and one of them, I guess he got had the hots for, had the had the, you know, just had the what do you mean? One of them, probably all of them. Yeah. He had the balls and

he made a pass at her, like straight up like propositioned her. He wouldn't tell me what he said. He says he didn't remember. But the next day, my father was out in the garage. Junior was there and he goes, Junior, come out here and help me with something, would you? And my brother walks into the garage. And apparently

the second he walked in, my dad was in there waiting for him with a fucking shovel. Oh no. And fucking ping. Really hit him in the head of the shovel. Yeah. Don't fuck with my girlfriends ever again. You understand?

And that was that. You did tell that story. That's a pretty violent attack for your father. Absolutely. My father was a lunatic. Did he go to prison for that? No, he went to prison for other shit. Oh, okay.

Yeah. So I'm guessing you never fucked any of your dad's girlfriends now. No, my dad was all fucked up by the time I came around. So it wasn't a problem. Wow. Yeah. He was, it was a problem. I showed you those news articles.

right yeah my dad was a lunatic i think that was when we were in chicago right we were hanging out an extra day i don't know my sister went did all this research on him and found all these newspaper articles from like the 60s and 70s he armed robbery hit a fleeing the scene hit a woman with his car he was the chad zubak of that generation he might have been i it's pretty impressive he really might have been he threatened to judge that one's my favorite oh remind me before I leave to tell you about my back and forth with Chad on Twitter yesterday. Who cares? I know. Seriously.

Okay, back to your story. All right. Don't mess with your father's women. That's the lesson. By 2007, BJ had been hospitalized with bipolar schiz-effective disorder and eventually transferred to a group home called Sandusky for mental health patients. During his stay at Sandusky, BJ had at least three violent encounters with police, one involving his father as he arrived to pick him out

from the home. Neighbors also suspected that BJ killed and injured several of their pets, including the friend of the family, Mark Gradle's dog that had been wounded by 22 caliber bullets. Shooting his neighbor's dog, this guy. He's a problem. Two competency evaluations

were done, and BJ was deemed competent to stand trial. Oh, this is what's crazy about this. So he came over for the Halloween party to the house because this guy lives in a halfway house. Yeah. And normally they would never let him stay over, but everyone got drunk and they pulled out the couch

and they said, you can crash here. It's fine. We're all having a good time. And so this guy the next day gets up. Younger brother goes to church. He takes care of business, kills everyone in the house. Two competency evaluations were done, and BJ was deemed competent to stand trial. During a pretrial hearing on August 12, 2011,

BJ pleaded guilty to three counts of aggravated murder in exchange for removal of a potential death penalty. Before his sentencing, BJ apologized for murdering his family and blamed his actions on Satan and his mental illness. this fucking satan why does anybody keep listening to say oh he's always got bad ideas that guy he's always tricking everybody getting him in trouble in september of 2011 bj was sentenced to three

sentences of life in prison without the possibility for all on march 31st 2015 bj was found dead in his cell at the ross correctional institution in ohio from a self-inflicted wound this pussy killed almost his entire family including himself that That's my creep for this week. Go to the creepoff.com for Carl and B.J. Lisk. All right, ladies and gentlemen, that was a great presentation, Carl. Thank you, buddy. I am now going to introduce you.

You notice how I didn't pull clips from other true crime shows? It's been the first time you've done that in a while. Dude, when you look up this guy, every single YouTuber as a true crime show is a devastating on this guy. Really? Yeah, because it's Halloween. Everyone, you know, everyone has to have their Halloween show. Sure.

And so they find this. I found a few videos about my guy, but I didn't really pull anything from those as per usual i try to keep it to the facts and uh my own narrative here but in 1980 car i'm sorry to interrupt you i know you just getting started here i just want to acknowledge that the tom gully of the tom gully show is here in the chat i love tom gully very fantastic talented man he doesn't do a show anymore though i don't think all right go as you were philly i'm the worst my creep was a Navy veteran and over the road trucker his name is John Douglas White

in 1980 he's 22 years old Carl he is married and living in Battle Creek Michigan and he invited his 17 year old neighbor over to look at the cool race car track that he was building in the basement you know toy race car track's pretty cool yeah radio control those in the 80s yeah it always fly off the thing I always wanted to go too fast

this this teenage girl was like sure I'll go love to see your toy car as mister and she goes down into the basement with him yeah and what she didn't realize carl is then john white had a big old butcher knife hiding behind his his uh his back and uh the first stab was from behind right under her right shoulder blade and then he just kept stabbing and smiling her while looking her in the eyes she describes it as she said he wiped my mouth off he kissed me and held my hand and said you're going to go now she recalled. He followed that by saying, I'm really sorry you have to go like this. And then he said, but what the fuck? You're just a woman anyway. She. He leaves her for dead in his basement. He walks upstairs to go

get something. She is not dead, Carl. Okay. And she gets the fuck away and runs down the streets, screaming, bleeding all over the place. So podcast hitman did something right is what we're saying. Yes. This is what could have happened to podcast hitman, but it did not. So this woman has been stabbed, left for dead. And he gets arrested, obviously, taken to trial. And at the trial, he apologized and said that I don't need prison time. I need emotional and psychiatric help. Now, he also went on to say, I need prison time. I wouldn't listen to people that tried to tell me that I did have a problem.

And I realize that now, he told the judge during this trial. Yes. And it's by the sheer grace of God that the victim is still alive. And I'm thankful for that, he added. The judge. only sentenced him to five to ten years and recommended mental health counseling. Okay. Now, this is 1980, Carl.

Yeah. And he decides to appeal that verdict. And the reason he decided to appeal is because his father was paying for his lawyer. And his father refused to pay the $1,000 to get a mental health examination. Okay. And because of this, because that was never put into the trial options, this whole thing gets vacated Why is it $1,000 to get a mental health

Back then, that's what it was Really? Yes. And it sounds excessive. White had claimed partial amnesia. The defense counsel, he said, was more concerned with the desires of the defendant's father who retained him than with the best interest of his client.

The whole thing gets fucking erased. She's not dead, so no harm, no follow. John Douglas White is a free man. He's still married. He has his first kid. And in July 1994, nine years, after all of his probation and everything was up, he quit his job as a long-haul trucker

and was working maintenance at a textile company in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Now, one of his coworkers, Vicki Sue Wall, disappears. Now, he's married, he has two kids. Nobody's suspecting him until they find footage at the local Meyer store of her getting into a truck with a bearded man and a truck that looks a lot like in his trunk and the rumors started going around the plant that they were having an affair.

Now the police start questioning John White and he starts being very evasive. First, he says, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know or I hadn't seen her. And then they showed him the video and he goes, oh, well, yeah, I did see her and yeah, I did meet up with her. Uh-oh. Yep, yep, yep. Always good to change your story when presented with evidence. The deputies knew it was him and they didn't have a body.

So during this time while they're looking for the body, you know, you know the surest way to yourself look guilty carl the biggest bitch move uh run away hide suicide attempt oh yeah woes me i'm so sad this happened and everybody thinks i did it i didn't do anything me whoa is me i'm gonna drink these pills and take and take all these these booze and i'm gonna die and everyone's gonna feel bad for me and realize that i'm the victim here i feel like you've written this down on a piece of paper before but you recited that very eloquently it's just what i i hate that so much six weeks later they find the body Carl they could not figure out a cause of death because the body was too decomposed

Jesus yeah they charge white with open murder and he refuses to talk refuses to talk to detectives refuses to take a lie detector test they had no idea even when they asked him point blank what did you do he said I'm not telling you anything now he says the time the sentencing comes around he goes this was all a tragic accident. I didn't mean for this to happen. He played it all up.

It was an accident. He gets convicted of manslaughter. Okay. Eight to 15 years he's charged with. Okay. Now, Carl, I told you a lot of information about this guy to tell you this. This time in prison, they start looking into a psychological state. And this is when everybody starts to get really, really panicked and really scared.

Because what he starts telling the prison psychologist about his fantasies and what he was really fantasizing about in prison and thinking about was murdering the prosecutor Kerry Klein and his defense attorney Kathleen Brickley so that he could have sex with their dead bodies. Don't say shit for attention. It's not cute. That's gross.

The prison psychiatrist had to contact these women and let them know that this guy is fantasizing about murdering them and raping their bodies. Yeah. And that's not great. But here is the good news. Okay, what's the good news? His mental health further declined because while he was in prison Carl, he accepted Jesus Christ

as his Lord and Savior. Okay. He becomes a Christian and he decides to turn his life around in prison and the prison system agreed. They're like, this guy's great. He's doing Bible classes. He's doing all the stuff in jail. And by 2007, 13 years,

out again. Free. Nice. And that leads us to what he got his final arrest. You see, after he got out of prison and he was such a good guy, he became the pastor of a small church Carl. What church hires the woman murderer,

the guy who stabs a 17 year old? It's insane to me, but he gets hired by a church of Christ and they say he's a reformed criminal. We love this. This is a gift for Jesus. This is a get for Jesus. He ends up getting engaged to a woman named Sally Gay. What happened to his other wife? Well, they're divorced at this point. They divorced during the second stint.

I'm hoping those two kids would work it out. Well, he meets a new woman, Sally Gay, and she has a a beautiful daughter named Rebecca who's 24 Wait, wait, wait, what did you say her name was? Sally Kay. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. And then she had a daughter named Rebecca Gay, who had a three-year-old son, who John...

That's a gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Sorry. Who John would babysit all the time. Okay. So by the end of September 2012, John, his mental health was starting to fail again, Carl. Oh, wasn't Jesus there for him, though? No, he was exclusively watching

Necrophilia porn. and fantasizing about corpses, all while sitting in his trailer across from his fiance's trailer where he would just watch the 24-year-old daughter all day long, Carl. And that's not great. That's not great.

That is not great. Fantasizing about fucking corpses is not great. So that leads us to Halloween 2012. Oh, we are going to talk about how old. Yeah, Halloween morning at 2 a.m. So it's very early in the morning. The tricks and treats haven't started yet, but John had helped himself,

to from what I understand meth and some cores and he's just hanging out Yeah, some cores Let me just say that Drugs are bad You shouldn't do drugs And also alcohol is bad

You shouldn't drink alcohol So as I said He walked over to the trailer That was in the same part That he lived in And entered the house Carl And he brought with him

A rubber mallet And he found Rebecca And just and just beat her over the head with this fucking ball until she was unconscious then he tightened a zip tire around her neck and strangled her until she was dead okay now he took her into the bedroom and here's the problem yeah here's the problem mark yeah this guy he's setting himself up for the circumstances of finally being able to fuck the dead body that he wants and he's got everything ready yeah but when the time came

no boner couldn't get it up on so he not only right for this guy not only is he a necrophiliac but he's a necrophiliac but he's a necrophiliac with performance anxiety and performance issues so again he double let down this corpse poor rebecca so the baby is still there there's a three-year-old child in the house while this is all going down so he babysits this kid all all the time it's now early morning and the kids got to go about his day he gets the kid dressed up in his Halloween costume. Wow. And takes him over to the father. It drops the baby off to the father at a store. And then he goes about his day. Her coworkers at the Goodwill reported her missing. And that's where the search started.

And the pastor was picked up by police and taken in for questioning. And investigators tried to appeal to white and told him that gay's body would deteriorate and decompose in the cold, wet weather. Well, he decided to just confess. And he said, all right, here's well, your finder. body i took her out i've been watching porno movies about necrophilia i was trying to have sex with the body couldn't get it up he oh god he told everything i everything because that's what jesus wanted to have known he couldn't get it up you didn't have to tell anyone you should have said i

fucked her hard and good and deep she wished she was alive again i fucked her so good uh he pled guilty to second degree murder this time and he was sentenced to 56 to 85 years in prison however in August of 2013 like all of these chicken shit cowards he found a way to kill himself in prison he was 56 years old at the time fuck that guy that is my creep

the necrophiliac pastor John Douglas White go to the creepoff dot com and vote this week we both brought creeps that killed themselves in prison huh yeah yeah how fun yeah did yours try to rape any dead bodies or anything no just a step mom I have a feeling that my guy probably did rape the body of the

first one or the second one that he killed. Oh yeah. Well, my one raped five dead bodies. No, he didn't. I have a feeling. Why didn't you bring it up in the story? You're making shit up. I'm not. I'm just saying, I have a feeling like they said the body was so deteriorated. And apparently he was really into necrophilia. Just saying it makes sense to me. They couldn't find out. I mean, if you didn't get it up for the younger or hotter check, I don't think he was going to get it up for that one either. Not the worst. Not the worst. All right, Vinny. Are you ready for some police cam action? We need a stinger for this. Could somebody make us, we need a name for this segment we don't even have a name for it you're right code blue balls

ladies and gentlemen please submit your names for this segment and if anybody wants to do all the work of the jingles department and make a jingle that'd be great too um you know what before we do that though let's celebrate super chat monday on this lovely Halloween week and dang lizard who supports us a ton thank you so much dang lizard five year olds consider this code dumbo the father wasn't sleeping after five shots all right not arguing good point uh radish dip with five euro says okay three five bucks again apple ain't taken from mine apple ain't taken from mine everyone vote carl please it's viny spin time coming up what is he talking about phiddy what is ratchit up i don't speak european i don't i'm not sure but yes i agree

with that it's time for bini to spend dang listen to the five euros so vini is building a narrative his creep might not be a creep at all hashtag i don't know how the fuck you figure that out I agree with you, dang lizard. See, what Vinny likes to do is he puts us out asleep with these stories that go out for decades at a time. No, I just give the, I try to tell a story. You don't, you just go, and then the guy

I do this and that, this and that, this and that. Here's a clip from something else. He did this. All right, you're right, Vinny. I try to give it at this. That's not what I'm saying. I agree. I am awesome at this.

You're worse at this than me. I better than you do this. Scoreboard, bitch. Do I have to pull up the all-time scoreboard? Yeah, you're beating me pretty good. Minnie, uh, Daniel Adams goes in with two bucks. Little meth and course. Yes, that was a fun, uh, detail.

I think that Bid might have made that one up. Uh, MPOD with 10 Canadian dollars says creep off stream for my birthday. Oh, you shouldn't have. Well, happy birthday. And thanks for sharing in the celebrations with us on the super chat Monday. All right, Benny. I have. And this came in from, uh, Jeff Spangler.

He said, this is an awesome creep. I'm just going to let you play the video, and I want to see how you react to this guy. On July 8, 22, police responded to a call for a report of a suspicious male wandering around the neighborhood. While en route, dispatch advised that they had been getting calls about the same suspect for weeks. The suspect later identified as Timothy Nielsen was looking for a 12-year-old girl who he found online. Nielsen came across the girl's YouTube channel and would leave inappropriate comments on her channel. That's when her parents decided to take the YouTube page down.

Over the years, Nielsen would disguise himself as someone else and contact the girl on her other social media platforms. He would try to contact friends of friends until he was able to locate the area she lived in. That's when Nielsen would travel from Oregon to Ohio to try and find her. On someone's door, stress passing? Yeah, if you don't have permission to be on their property, absolutely. So why are you going door to door if you're trying to meet some girl from the internet for a date? I've been after her for five years and I haven't heard nothing from her.

If I find her one day, that's fine. If not, I can leave. I just want to know and answer or yes to answer. Yeah, well, going door to door isn't going to find her. What am I going to do? Sit out here, wait from the pool out of the driveway. Well, you don't even know where she lives. I do, but I had my cell phone taken away from me.

Like, I was sleeping over there by the Walgreens. Okay. And that night, someone took my cell phone from me. So I don't know. So what's your long-term plan here? A long-term plan. We got several complaints about you coming up, knocking on people's door, soliciting.

That's not right, man. What the fuck? I know. This is pretty incredible start out. I got to tell you guys, again, this is the one thing you have to remember when meeting the police. You only get one opportunity for a first impression. Very true.

Do not tell him. I'm looking for a girl. I've been trying to find her for five years. Yeah. I'm knocking on doors. This is insane. Well, how do you even know where this girl is? well I would in my phone my phone was stolen so now I have to go up to everyone's door and ask

if this girl lives there so this guy is looking for his true love I mean that he obviously saw a YouTube channel five years ago saw this girl and went oh my gosh this is the girl for me started communicating with her and her friends and her friends of friends oh god who's one of those in order to track her down and yeah we're also going to find out if you found out the mom's phone number but let's keep it going here saying if I can get a yes or no answer for her I would leave you know

I'm going to venture to say if you haven't found her yet it's probably a no how are you to say that man I don't know where she lives you don't even know who she is or you watch this now the dad comes out I am from Oregon oh you got this guy's got you got to take this guy in why he's been harassing my the 12-year-old daughter online.

That's how old she is? Yeah. That's how old. Little children? My name is As Little Children. Oh, God. The FBI is involved in it. So we have the FBI?

You know what? All right. Hey, hey, hey, stop talking to him. All right, step down here on the street. Get off his property. All right. I'll be with you in a second, sir. Thank you.

Yeah. All right. So there's your answer. This girl you've been talking is 12 years old. You're obviously an adult. So that, so that that conversation. Hey, forbid them not. she is 12 years old that is her parent he will forbid whatever he chooses

how is this man not taste he is so brazen with this shit he's like i'm trying to find my girlfriend who's 12 years older dad won't let me date her what the hell this is how romeo and julia when i'm pretty sure i guys this is the insanity that's out there we joke about creeps and stuff like that keep your fucking children off the internet Yes, correct. Keep your fucking children off the internet. They do not need to Instagram. Their little fucking videos are all cutesy and whatever and their friends like it.

There's a lunatic in Oregon showing up at people's fucking houses. Remember that shit, okay? He drove from Oregon to Ohio to find this girl. And just he knew the neighbors. We just started knocking on doors. He's been there for weeks trying to track her down. I love that when the cop goes, you can't just knock on everyone's doors. Like, what's this is to do?

Wait for someone to leave the house and then trying to find. spy on her like no we're supposed to do any of this sir forbid them not oh yeah this this gets great all right my next track um he reveals something about himself he probably shouldn't 12 was very old i was looking for a six year old all right that's disturbing you know what holy and profane i'm holly 12 was very old i'm actually out of the fucking six year old he met this girl do they still give the cops the billy clubs he met he met this girl online five years ago she's 12 now so she was six or seven when uh when this went down originally and he's been trying to find her ever since all right let's find out more about what this guy's up to who sent this video

uh jeff spangler jeff spangler fucking top notch that's crazy all right let's see what's up next i'm homeless and a truck driver and i'm okay where do you have a truck around here i'm waiting to make some money man okay how are you going to make money driving trucks man okay do you have a truck down here no when i get some i'll get some money when i drive some trucks i've got a class a license okay but if you don't have a truck how are you going to make some money good questions good questions officer not sure what this guy's game plan is well first i would find love you're right yes how are you going to make some money i'm going to drive trucks do you have a truck no i'm going to take my new 12 year old wife on the road with me yep i think that's what is planned i like how i also like

how this guy's doing like a Bill Murray from Caddyshack impression? Yeah, there's a 12 year old a lot. I got that going for me. He seems a little slow. All right, let's find out what his name is. This is my next track here. Oh, I don't like this. My name is As Little Children.

All right. What's your first name? My name is As Little Children. As Little Children? That's my full name. So your first name is As? My name's first name is As. Okay.

A, is it A-Z-Z? As an as, become as little children or you will not enter the kingdom of heaven. That's not making any sense whatsoever. Become as little children and you will not enter the kingdom of heaven. That's what it is. Become as little children or you will not enter the kingdom of heaven. Whatever you think is paying you, I can pay you more. Well, you're not paying me.

I can pay you more. If it's money, that's fine. So what is your- If it's for diligence, I'm here for my woman. And if she does not want me, I will leave right now forever. Well, the father has said that you are not wanted. So you should leave forever. But he's not taking no for an answer.

This guy, he's out of mission. All right. True love. I am fucking speechless. And this is the reason I am not a police officer. Because if it was up to me, this man would be smeared all over this fucking street and i'd already be at the duncan donuts he's very patient with this man but this is a crazy conversation nothing gets you ready for this um so yeah let's let's keep it going he's obviously

very religious oh my god i'm fucking i have good this is disgusting forsake your sons forsake your daughter forsake your wives forsake children do not forsake little children i'm little children and if you're an officer of the law that's it you're you'll die for jesus if you will die for Jesus, die for Jesus right now. If you want to have me taken in underneath the law, go ahead, because you want to fight for that badge right now, go ahead. I am the one church of Christ who is Muslim and Christian, and we have the living God who has never died. Okay. And if you want to be unfortunate, I'm sorry. Whatever, man. Whatever.

His skill didn't go anywhere. I thought he was going to give us a... He think the cop was going to be like, oh, I should die for Christ, right? now hold on yeah well so with this guy think what he's doing and i don't think he knows what he's doing but i think he's doing is he's trying to start his own church where it's okay to fuck six-year-old girls huh and you get into heaven by doing it actually he wouldn't be the first guy to start that church wouldn't be that's true he probably could latch out to a church that already exists if that's what he's into except for they'd be like girls ew that's why the catholics don't want of all right well let's see where this is going i don't want to apparently according

dispatch we've been dealing with you in this capacity for a couple weeks i will leave forever if that's what's in her heart that says that i do not want this guy i will leave forever and that five years has been one girl so would so would you agree with me that at 12 years old she's not i do not agree okay so long i'm telling you that you're not to have any type of relationship okay as little children right she's going to be old one day and die so because Well, I will live forever. And I will kill myself that. I will kill myself.

Cool. Great. Well, a lot of mixed messages coming out of this guy right now. Oh, you'll kill yourself. Okay, well. He wants to know what's in her heart, Vinny. And I just want to explain to him that not a lot of 12 real girls are into schizophrenic homeless dudes with no money.

But I don't know. How about truck drivers? Is there like truck drivers? Good point. Sometimes they like the trucks and they honk their horns. It's very loud and exciting. That's a good point. All right.

So let's talk about what. He, oh, well, first off, let's talk more about what God can accomplish. I like how you have this labeled crazy talk. With men, things aren't possible. With God, all things are possible. All things. I understand that. I mean, that's what they say.

And I want to know what's in her heart, her heart. Okay. So, so at 12 years old, if she says, yes, I'm in love with this. Don't get me all that stuff, man. I've been with one girl all these years. I'm trying to understand where you're coming from. gone hoaring around with other girls. I've been with one girl this whole year.

Okay. And where's that girl at? Two girls. All these years. All these years. I tried to build this church. One church is all this left. It's because God has never died. He's always living. He's a living God. And he has never died.

He escaped that death. When he came back and he was like crying, he said, what's you guys doing all sleeping? Let's go. That's God for you. And he drives. the biggest ship around here. And they're going to be on the mask for me.

Back mask, front mask. My two girls. Oh, boy. He's starting to lose the plot. So I think what he's talking about when he says his two girls and he's been with one girl, I think it's this girl and her sister. I think are his two girls. But the one girl is the one that he wants to date.

So if you're, you and I are the cops here, let's say. Yeah. We grab this guy. We handcuff and we let the dad have him. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

Go to town. put a blanket over his hat and have a good old fashion blanket party. Oh, this is awful. Yeah, so we started to lose the plot a little bit. I'm getting a little bit confused as to what he's referring to here. Now, in my next clip, we're going to talk about

what he wants to do with this girl. Okay. I could maybe just take a date with no sex. I'm not looking for sex. Maybe just a date for coffee or something, yeah? Just the meter on the very Do you take 12-year-olds drink coffee?

He wants to take her for coffee, no sex. I do think that he thinks that, though. You think so? I do. You think she's going to want to get some coffee? Yeah, I think he thinks she wants coffee. They have a combo, and then he said he'll get her dinner. Well, that's pretty nice.

She might want to go for that. Yeah. All right, this is where things get real creepy. My next track, we find out how much stocky he's actually doing. I imagine quite a bit. I'm going to put money on a lot. I guess he found out mom's cell phone. I guess he called mom's cell phone a couple weeks ago.

And, like, now he knows where they live. And so, like, they're petrified. Now, there's no way the mom is on the internet in some capacity. This guy's after the mom. No, it's definitely the kids. It's definitely the kids. I'm fearful for this little girl safety. Apparently, the FBI got involved, like, five years ago.

And, like, apparently this agent, and I mean, I don't have all the details about it. We just talked briefly. But apparently, you know, all the, they were involved. said it's a mental situation. Yeah, but yeah, but the FBI guy's like, he basically told the family, he goes, he lives in Oregon. I wouldn't worry too much about it.

And here he is on their front porch. Good job, FBI. Ah, he doesn't seem like he's a problem. He'll be fine. Don't worry about it. Imagine how creepy this is. This guy found out the mom's cell phone. I like the other copy, he's like,

well, he probably wants to fuck the mom, right? He's like, no, definitely not. Not interested in the mom at all. Definitely not the case. So he didn't say suffer to me the mothers. No, he did not. So this guy who's stalking this girl They had a shut down their YouTube account

They've had problems with this guy He found out the phone number He's calling the mom Now he shows up at their front door Could you imagine this That dad looked actually pretty fucking calm I'm gonna give that dad a lot of credit Yeah

But I'm also gonna call him out Because if I if it were me I'd be like getting the chainsaw revved up in the ground I was shocked at how calm his demeanor was Through all of that Even when the guy started walking towards him The dad just stood its ground Which was impressive

when you see how much of a lunatic this guy is. And my next- He's not a little guy either. He doesn't look like a small guy. No, he could probably take, get some blows, I would imagine. Yeah. All right, so listen to my next track here. He will just not take no for an answer.

So, Nielsen, I told you I would do you one favor. I did speak with the 12-year-old. I know while you said that you don't care if you're six years old, 12 years old, it's what you feel in your heart. She wants nothing to do with you. Do you believe it came from her? I talked to her specifically. Do you believe it came from her?

her she wasn't under distress at all well no she's not under duress how do you know because i was in the house how do you know she's not under dress right now okay how do you know she's not under the dress huh we're not we're not going to have you acting up like this i love that he goes you know i thought to her she doesn't like you at all oh yeah i bet i bet her dad made her say that i think she's into me this guy is just not taking no i i've never actually watch one of these and then this yeah like actually uncomfortable because usually we laugh

at drunk women getting arrested for DUIs this this is someone who would hurt a child correct this is somebody who would legitimately hurt mentally disturbed and so I'm thinking if I'm this family I have to move we have to change our last names and move you have to move unless this guy's like going away for a very long time

I have some good news now from what we just saw I don't know that you can put someone away for a long time I mean, we've talked about many times where people try to kill people and they don't go away for a very long time. But, yeah, there is a happy ending to this one. Oh, thank God. Nielsen was arrested and transported to the Medina County Jail. He was charged with two counts of medicine by stalking and one count of improtuning. On December 22nd, 2022, he was sentenced to four and a half years in prison, followed by five years of post-release control.

He will also be required to register as a Tier 1 sex offender. What does that fucking mean to this guy? He's going away for almost five years. Yeah, but I mean, what is registering as a sex offender? What does any of this do to stop this ludic from going? You know, my girlfriend's parents got me in here. He's going to tell everyone that he fucking meets over the next five years that my girlfriend's dad's a dick.

Right, probably. But when he does get out in five years, she's going to be like an adult. So he probably won't be that into her anymore. I would imagine. Wow. We got to watch out for the next kid. Fuck this guy. Yeah.

Is that guy the creepiest creep? Happy Halloween, everybody. People like that are out there. Thanks for sending that in. Speaking to creeps, I did want to brought this up in the beginning. Kevin Brennan making big news right now. Please.

I was checking out the article in the New York Post today. Comedian Kevin Brennan has sparked discussed by celebrating friend star Matthew Perry's sudden death, even writing, I do love it when junkies die. The former Saturday Night Live writer wrote a series of messages soon after news broke of the beloved actor's death on Saturday. All cats drowned in a hot tub.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. He initially wrote on X. Asked why is drowning in a hot tub funny? He replied because it's not very deep. That's the most KB answer to anything I've ever. It's not even deep water. How do you drown? You can just stick your head up.

Matthew Perry was a freaking idiot. He said he didn't mock it talking about the T. emzy story. I just thought it was funny, he said. So he is getting a lot of fame and publicity out of this. I'm sure a lot of people will be tuned into MLC today. I betcha he will. I betcha they will. So I don't want to make light of the whole Matthew Perry thing, but here I go. It's time for some voicemails brought to you from our friends in Syracuse. The creepoff voicemail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse is very sad to learn about the death of Friends star Matthew Perry. Our news team is reporting his last words were, could there be any more water in my lungs?

See you in Syracuse. You know, my wife legitimately took this one hard, and I don't know why. Well, she's a probably big. She was a bit, yeah, like she liked friends a lot. She watched it all the time as a kid. That was her jam. She's very upset. And my buddy, Matt Dallbert, do you know, Matt, he's in a lot of bands and stuff.

He's in a band called Revival. He's great. Okay. But he was just making memes all. day yesterday of like Matthew Perry in the fountain with all the people like sitting on the couch watching shit like that.

Oh, no. Yeah. She was not too pleased. She was done to please. So Carl, we have a suggestion for a game that you all can play at home while watching or listening to the show. Great. Take two.

All right. I've got a great new game that everyone can play along with while they listen. It's called What Does the Creep? like. I started playing this when it was that sixth grade kid that shot his teacher. I hit the nail on the fucking head, especially when it came to what the mom looked like. So as you listen to the crime or whatever, try and picture what you think the creep looks like. You know, was there a trailer park that burned down due to meth? Chances are it's going to be, you know, a trolley-looking

fucking white chick, but it's fun. I was going to call it guess the ethnicity, but that sounded a little too racist. Thank you, fuck you by. Right under 45 seconds. Good call. Good call. Fun game. Yeah, what a fun game that is.

What a fun game to play at home. Let's see what we got here. And here's some comments on our scum stream from a few weeks ago. Hey, I was listening to the scum stream from the 20th. And you guys were talking about the Kia Hyundai thefts and everything. Yeah, I was in the market for a new car. And then I was looking to, I was like, oh, hey, Hyundai's a, fucking cheap as shit.

Didn't know why. And I came to find out, you cannot get those things insured right now. Yep. Like nobody's insuring them and the ones that do charge an arm and a leg. And I also found out that

if you already have one, if they don't outright drop you, they jack your premiums way to fuck up. Fucking crazy. That's what I got to Ford. You know what Ford stands for, don't you? And for fix it again, Tony. That's Fiax.

That's Fiax. That's Fiax again, Tom. Ports sandser fix it again, Tony. That's a pretty good joke. What does Pontiac stand for, sir? Don't answer that. Do not answer that. So if you ever need a reason not to buy IKEA, there you go.

Wow. What a horrible design flaw. They're pretty much the same people who designed the first Death Star. They're like, well, you know, there is this little port right here. Someone puts a laser in there. The whole thing blows up. Other than that, I think we're going to be safe. Hyundai and Keier and Bill's just like, well,

I mean, if you have a USB thumb drive on you, you could steal it pretty easily, but who has one of those? Turn the ignition on. You could just pop it into the thing. It turned the ignition. Were they out of their fucking minds when they designed these cars? Who fucking came up with this? I think I told you my wife drives a Hyundai, and she had a club from years ago when the club was a thing. Yeah.

And she doesn't even have one of the Hyundai's that you can steal easily. Yeah. But people don't know that. People just break into these cars. So she has a club on her car. Even in our garage, she puts the club on it. That's so funny. it's great

so Carl you got any voice I do yeah I have a couple let's check in on this thanks for all this is for the creep off when you started talking about the new way to sell some chick is hot

I thought for fucking sure you were going to bring up you were going to bring up mouth capacity that's for your friends through land budget shows now that's the uh the drew and mike show talks about mouth capacity on women yeah um you know

how many how many dicks could their mouths hold and i think taylor swift has got to be up there she could hold both kelsey's penises in her mouth um both brothers i see what you did there carl i have a voicemail of someone calling me an idiot and i am so that's fair enough let's do it i guess drop it again first of the tables are rare you where i could find two fucking moronic fat tongue steaks triple past Paulino made in a week so

the chick you're talking about from Spranos as an only fan or the fucker name he said ah she was married to Shooter Jennings kid versus dating her own kid

because I think from that to say was she was married to Shooter Jennings she's Jennings being the son of Ames Country singer Whaley Yes, Whalen, she was married to Whalen's kid, Shooter. She wasn't married to Shooter's kid, her own child.

D. Mateo, I get it. I'm stupid. I appreciate you, people calling into correct. I think that actually matter. Well, you could get to the point a little quicker than that next time. Yeah. All right, I'm done with voice notes. I have one more. All right.

Hey, Carl. This is for the creepball, by the way. I would like to nominate Bill Fats Club Elmore as the next creep. for the creep off because only a creep calls to get someone's gig cancel because they didn't like

what they were doing or saying in real life that is a creep I hope should we do creepiest person the devilverse one of these days

um listen dude I'm going to avoid discussing Phil I'm going to avoid discussing John because I had such a good weekend not thinking about those people that just hearing it again just now just makes you go

my fucking soul hurts but uh Phil's got some questions and need answering according to Reddit there's a lot of stuff out there about Phil that maybe I mean if we could if anybody could prove any of this stuff maybe we got to create there

for the first time ever Reddit found someone they don't like that much it's unbelievable everybody on Reddit you know I do subreddit surfing it's always a good time but right terrible time all right carl i think that means it's time for a scum parade are you ready for it yes scum parade take me on a raid of these fucksharets that these creeps have made scum parade viddie and carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit scum parade like stories of a kid

fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat's gun parade Carl, let's start today down in Washington, D.C. What do you say? Let's do it. A D.C. firefighter who with his partner stopped for fast food while on an emergency

call in March have been fired. Now, not just any fast food, many. There's a certain fast food chain that maybe it's okay to be late to a, an emergency. Well, on March 24th at around 4 p.m. in the afternoon, the two firefighters' EMTs assigned to Ambience 3 decided to stop at a Chick-fil-A. Well, on a call for a woman who is suffering chesspades.

I have to say, this is the best ad for Chick-fil-A ever. They should get these firefighters to be the spokespeople. And I can see the whole ad campaign. There's buildings burning down. There's kittens and trees. There's mass chaos. And these two aren't just sitting in the drive-thru. They have the whole fire truck and they're in the drive-time.

through for chick fillet they're like every everything else can wait chick fillet chicken sandwich it just said chest pains there's nothing sticking into her chest to stick it out of or maybe there was we don't know doesn't matter chick play sandwiches are too delicious to wait they said that they had already ordered their food on app when the emergency call came in so they decided to stop literally for quote literally for a few minutes it's going to take a minute just grab our sandwiches that we'll be right there so do you do you do this People have to pull over in the drive-thru line if you put your lights on. Everybody has to move out of the way.

You get to go pick up your food first if you have your lights. But nobody bought any of this shit. They think they just stopped there to stop there. But sources familiar with the investigation said the reason the ambulance number three was assigned to that call is because it was the closest medical unit to the emergency. Right. But yet they still went out of their way to go to the Chick-fil-A and then rerouted back. back to the emergency room. And this is all picked up because all these things have GPS trackers on them.

And when they're tracking this, trying to figure out how close help is to the seed and they're seeing you at the fucking chick-fil-a, you're going to get caught, dip shit. What ethnicity are the firemen who are playing that new game already? That's not a, that's not an ethnicity. That's not an ethnicity. How dare you? At all, sir. All right.

so those two are fired and rightfully so you really you really think so i thought you were going to have their side on this one for chick-fil-a yeah yeah you know what i honestly have never had chick-fil-i here's the thing that weird it's a fine sandwich people love it it's a fine sandwich when they first open them and i think even to this day there's lines and like going blocks long to get into these places but you know what though dude no chicken sandwich is going to stop me from saving a life car okay there's plenty of pizzas that stop me i love me but no chicken This is a straight face, but that's such bullshit, and you know it. All right.

Before we get to the next story, I think we have some super chats. All right. Let's get some of those up. Let's get caught up real quick because we do appreciate the support from everybody. It'd be after the $10. Yeah, sorry, guys. Here we go. New member.

I love the crew so much. Thank you guys. Yes, Kenneth Polk. Thank you for becoming a member. We appreciate that. Not one Oregon drop. You're right. And I have had the whole.

hardest time finding that drop. How do we not have that drop? I looked on the old computer. I looked on this computer. I'm still, I will track it down everybody. You'll see. Uh, dang lizard thanks to the two euros. At least creep. John didn't stutter or did he. Who knows? Why? John, fucking John. All right. Daniel Adams, two dollars. Binging show from start at the bachelor now. You got plenty more to go, Daniel. Oh, wow. I forgot about that. Yes. Creeps and roses. That was a lot of fun. Uh, interesting fact. We've just learned about Matthew Perry's death from Nimrop, 71.

It was actually Tommy Lee's hot tub. Wow. What are the chances? Thanks a fucking death trap. Thanks for the two bucks. Uh, and Kuf also thank you for the $2. Thank you all for not killing yourself. Thank you for not killing yourself, Koo.

We appreciate that. And then Ranish Diff with another two euros says, Oi, rename my jingle for Bill and annoy him instead. don't know what that means thank you though hold on a second radish diff um does radish have a jingle on here i think uh maybe not i thought disgusting vomit inducing thing i hit the wrong button sorry i thought radish div had his own uh jingle but now i'm not seeing it so yeah do me a favor in post cut that pot out all right all right let's keep moving shall we a married washington state man has been busted for soliciting prostitution, Carl.

Okay. And Chad Shipman, he's 48 years old. He ran a foul of the law for allegedly offering an online escort, $440 to come to his Longview, Washington home. I don't see anything wrong with that. Well, that's fine. I think so, too. We're libertarians in that regard.

Right. Sex work is work, apparently. Sure. And the reason he's in trouble, though, is because the reason that he was inviting them over for $440 was to have sexual contact with him and his miniature. horse well we didn't low ball it you know it'd be insulting if you only offered a hundred dollars for that 40 seems reasonable yeah here's just some of the here's for some of the quotes on the conversation i want to watch a gal eat out the miniature horse that i have

while sitting on my member he allegedly wrote to the woman and twisted messages she later shared with the vice squad detectives i have a feeling that this girl was probably picked up for prostitution and she was like trying to make a deal she's like i got a guy who's fucking a horse yeah here they'll show you the dbs So this guy's fantasy, is it someone else has to go down on his horse? Well, he's fucking them, yeah. You go down on your fucking horse. Go down on your own horse, pal.

No one wants to suck on your horses, whatever that thing is that a horse has. Nobody wants to put their mouth on it. I love the rest of the quotes on this thing. Last two gals I asked that it was a noticeably outside their comfort zone, hero. It is. Stop asking. He appeared eager and giddy during the exchange. Now, he contacted the one.

identified as Diane through a TNA board, which was used for prostitution and other commercial sex purposes. Bellevue cops at Shipman used the site under the name the Malamu, a breed of dog known for its strength and size. Now, when the Bellevue Spice Squad called on Shipman's home, they found two miniature horses in the fields, which the accused fetish's wife, Diane, confirmed were both theirs. During an interview, Shipman admits to being on the T&A board user, the Malamu, and soliciting Diane to quote eat out or lick on his miniature horses private parts she he also admitted to having prior sexual contact with the animals so he told investigators he chose diane because she posted under the fetish section and that she hoped that she'd be more agreeable and uh he's been

arrested on october 17th and he is booked into the county jail on a on a charge of first degree attempted animal cruelty and one count of patronizing a prostitute he was released on a thousand-dollar Hey, uh, jad, stop it. I like how the story ended. Uh, he was ordered not to stir up any more trouble by having any contact with the animals as he awaits his initial hearing. Come on. Come on. That was just cute.

Yeah, I know. Weird out. I mean, could you imagine being like the, the prostitute, just any prostitute who's working these message boards. Like basically, this thing sounds like it's fucking Craigslist. Right. You got to see some shit. Yeah. Actually, that might be a fun thing to read if we can get on there.

Should we put out fake hooker ads? Sure. We'll probably get arrested or something. Who knows? Well, let's talk about some creepy cop, shall we, Carl? Oh, real quick, though, since she brought that up, this idea that we could put out fake ads and get people to respond to them. Reminded me of your favorite petto hunter who had an incident with Hillary Clinton. He did.

Yeah. He certainly did. Did you want to, I don't know if we were saving that for a bonus show. or something. I don't have the video here, but I will tell you that Alex Rosen, also known as Gordon Flowers, a guy who we kind of had some harsh words for the last time we watched one of his videos. I don't care for his approach personally. I think he's, uh, there's so many things that he's done really, really well. And then there's other times where you watch him, you go, what the fuck is this? Why are you doing it this way? It's maddening because you want to support somebody. But he went to a Hillary Clinton rally and started screaming, why did your husband go to Epstein Island 36 times? Which. is a great question a great question and now all the crowd got upset and we're booing him like no answer the question what was bill doing on upstate island yeah the fact that nobody is straight up asked him about this should tell you all you need to know right and during this thing

i guess gordon drops to the floor they try to drag him out and they basically ripped the shirt out of his off of his fucking body and i watched a video today of him talking to the secret service after and they were like, we need some more information from him. And he's like, fuck you, no. And he walked away and they didn't pursue him. They threw him out of the place and let him go. Yeah, you don't have to ask a question to somebody. I'll tell you what, though.

I feel bad for Gordon because he looked really sad and down and sully and sullen. Yeah, after. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I'm worried he's a little depressed. I hope he doesn't do anything too serious or rash. I hope you get over it and you can move on with your life. I'm sure he's fine. You get what I'm saying.

Yeah. Okay. Let's talk about these creepy cops now, shall we? Okay. A colleague at their local police station took their own life. A junior officer sent a message of support to a husband and wife team of officers who he worked with to share their condolences. Now, this happened in Sydney, Australia.

The death rocked the regional Victorian station and the couple planned an evening of drinks to commemorate their fallen friend, inviting the junior officer and her partner, who was also an officer at the same station. Now, they're all trying to honor a fallen comrade, someone who died because of depression. The husband in this couple, a now retired leaning senior constable,

is now being jailed for five years on Tuesday after the rape and sexual assault of the junior officer at this fucking event. Minnie, this story is all over the place. I'm glad you're explaining it to me because I read it twice and I went, I don't get... I really had to work on this. The jury found that the retired officer,

who was 41 at the time, had worked at the local highway patrol for 15 years, And during this time, he had been forcing this junior officer to touch his dick and do things with him at his house. Right. Okay. That part I understood. But then it gets crazy. Yes. The night of this event, he sent this the junior colleague a series of sexual messages, including urging her to go back outside for a, quote, three way with his wife. she was at her house sleeping when he appeared in the doorway of her home inside of her house yes she got up she pushed him out of the room and told him to pull his head out of his ass instead he pushed and pulled her and sexually assaulted her while she panicked and felt herself

go vacant then he raped her she broke free went back into the bedroom where she tried to wake up her partner who was also there this is what i'm saying her boyfriend slept through her getting raped in the house yeah what this doesn't make any fucking sense at all to me well this guy's getting only five years for this so it didn't make it made some sense to somebody and either way this fucking story is poorly written but there is a cop who is raping the junior cop and that's not good and you shouldn't do it don't do that don't do that's against the law in australia i'm tapping fuck the story dude i would you when you set the note where i'm like there isn't a better story than this but i don't even understand what's going on here all right well

how about i try to close strong yeah let's go to florida All right You got to get your shit to tell Why so many creepy butts What's the hell going on there? Maybe it's a song guest A favorite Oceania gets Uh-huh, uh-huh

Come on for a gun someone who's very upset with you right now sever is brand new so i asked bill clinton if nine eleven was real and he said it was on tv wasn't it it's fucking funny good answer uh all right a florida couple have been arrested carl after they met a man on social media beat him robbed him cut his throat and tossed him off a bridge into the escambia river so they killed him no because here's the deal suck at murder yeah people are bad at murdering these days these people are really bad at murder according to the arrest report the victim uh was 31 years old he went to a cookout with this alleged person who was going to be his date that's what things

got ugly after they left uh they both they hit the man several times telling him he was going to die the sheriff's office said they took his shoes phone money in car now the woman is natalie funseca she's 25 and then the partner was the uncle uh nafts reynolds i'm sorry They said they took turns trying to cut his throat before throwing him over the bridge. How are they taking turns cutting his throat? Just get one person to do it correctly. Because they couldn't get it done. So they throw this guy off the bridge after they rob him.

You try. No, you try. Now you try. Jesus. How difficult could it be to cut someone's throat? And this dude survived and swam to shore and found help. That's insane. Listen, guys, don't do this. Don't do any of this.

But if you do, don't want them, you know, come on. Don't use a butter knife. court record show that Fonska was also slapped with drug charges and is being held on an $8002,000 bond Reynolds has a drug paraphernalia charge in an $801,000 bond They found the car, by the way, completely on fire They set the guy's Chevy Blazer on fire So stupid

It really is incredible what you could do on the internet To get convinced people I mean, they're not going to go down on your miniature horse but they will go to a cookout with you and then you can try to kill them and steal all their stuff. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. It is. So Carl, that is this week's episode of the creepoff.

Thank you for joining us. We are going to be back on Friday and because Friday is the first Friday of the month. You know what that means, buddy? Does that mean Thunder and Paradise? It fucking does. We just inducted Ezra Miller into the Creepoff Hall of Fame. So if you're on our Patreon backed by or Supercast, you can watch or listen to that. episode. Ezra Miller is a creep.

What I've been, I'm really happy with the, uh, the feedback on that episode. People think it was pretty good. Oh, good. I thought it was too. We got a lot of information. That's another one. That's all over the place. The guy is creeping on children nonstop. And he's showing up at weird, just weird places. He's in somebody's living room in Ohio hitting a mom over the head with the chair. He's fucking in Hawaii yelling at these people who invite him into his home. He's just a pest. It's, it's, he, is a fucking past go listen to that you'll enjoy it but yeah so thunder and paradise is

friday you know who always asked me if we're doing thunder and paradise producer chris he loves producer chris is welcome at the first friday of every month very good he's always always welcome all right all right folks we have a couple of uh super chast that did come in since we read the last batch uh maybe it's just this one uh dang lizard two euros uh did carl's wife take her club from his foot that's line of the day sir congratulations line of the day damn dang lizard that's pretty good that was pretty good um all right i'm out of here you guys have been great i'll see you for subreddit surfing tonight at eight o'clock on the subreddit surfing channel and we'll be on hack the movies supposedly on their uh twitch stream

tonight we're going to be watching the scariest shit we could find on reddit our first Halloween special for subreddit surfing hope you'll join us for that excellent and i'll see you friday remember carl it's be important it's more important to be nice she yeah good gear Thank you.