The Creep Off - Episode 190: Waste not, Want Not

Episode Date: November 13, 2023

This week Karl & Vinnie serve up a heaping helping of creepy behavior by nominating the creepiest waiter of all time: This week we cross the blue line while we watch a woman make bad decision after bad decision until she finds herself hog tied: In the Scum Parade we meet a menopausal woman policing her neighborhood, really bad parents and the funniest school janitor ever.  The score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 4, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Woman keyed luxury cars in her village 'because she was feeling menopausal' - Daily StarNorthern California man allegedly decapitated relative and took the head with him | Truecrimedaily.comTexas couple, Amanda Mann, 31 and Dustin Michael Lawrence, 30, are arrested after they 'injected their baby daughter with METH to try and treat agonizing burns she suffered' | Daily Mail OnlineGiovanni Impellizzeri case: Disturbing new details revealed as NJ school janitor accused of tainting food appears in court - 6abc PhiladelphiaWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! 

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Coo-coo, go-coo. Disgusting

Vomit-inducing thing Ola creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. joining me today in the studio. It's my good buddy hot cucka carl. What is happening Vinnie Paulino? We took a week off. We're back. I am rested. I lost my shit there for a couple of days. I'm all good. I'm ready to have some laughs and some jokes with my friends again. It feels so nice.

Excellent. I'm glad to hear that, of course, you're talking about the incident with Stuttering John Melendez. You came on. Oh, I'm not talking about it. Well, hold on. You came on. You on uh you came over to my house you were on my channel who are these podcasts we actually ended up doing a bonus episode on who these podcasts last monday and you made some statements and i uh forwarded a video from oscar oscar sent me this video i want you know how these statements were received by the dabble verse viny i know i know we're early but can we play a video right off the bat here are you trying to trigger me already it's a quick one buddy it's a it's a quick fun one i've been nothing but professional and kind so if you want to come at me hard and you want to fucking

call me out and you want to start a whole fucking thing be my guest but no you did this not me vinny has reached his breaking point which is impressive because minnie and i've been doing the creep off for three years they love you biddy oh good they love you for finally realizing you couldn't handle dealing with stuttering john for all those months leading up to this fucking show you know good job to oscar for putting that together for us i thought that was fun thanks oscar that was fun. I appreciate it. Just thinking about it really does something to my fucking brain. I'm trying not to. Well, I just want to make this announcement and then we'll be done with it and then we'll move out. We'll have a fantastic episode of the creep off. But on my channel today at 3.30 Eastern,

I will be going on to address John's latest lawsuit threat to me. He says he will be suing me. So I want to address that. And I will be letting him know just how scared I am of his, I yet again another threat of a lawsuit so that's going to be a lot of fun uh can i say something cool and good that happened to me yeah please week or two of course so um in spite of everything that you may have heard of what's going on at a comedy at the carlson my schedule is going to be changing quite a bit it is not going to affect this show but i was recently promoted carl congratulations thank you well deserved my friend thank you i have a bunch of new responsibilities over here So I'm going to be a very, very busy guy.

And I just don't give a shit about anything going on in this dabbleverse. So I'm sticking to the shows I do. I'm sticking to the creep off. I'm sticking to subreddit surfing. I'm going to be over here for a while, just because I'm going to be very fucking busy. And I just am at my wits end with everything else. Okay. So love you guys.

Sounds good, buddy. I'll have fun without me. I'll see you all down the road. Carl. today is going to be a good episode but the last time we did a show it was right around Halloween and we bought our biggest Halloween creeps

like we do every year and here to tell us who won the point it's our wonderful results girl Jessica I realize I was slouchic hi Hey Jessica How are you guys today? So we're good to adjust yourself As soon as you come on camera

That's always the right time to do it I just realized so it happens How you doing today Jessica? Good. Happy Super Chat Monday. Oh, my God. I didn't even realize today is a holiday. It's Super Chat Monday.

You know how you celebrate Super Chat Monday by Super Chatting the Creep off? That's how you do it. That's how you do it. Thanks for reminding us. Bring us your MLC money. Bring us your Shulley. Brockley, I see you in here. Bring it out over here to the creep off, please.

And thanks. Jessica, I need to know who got the point. Who won? Oh, yeah. Right now, let me. just back up real quick. If you're new to our program, each week, Vinnie and I have an argument for the biggest creep

in a certain category. Last week, as Vinnie said, it was creepiest Halloween person. Halloweener? Halloweener, yeah. And so we made our arguments. People go to the website the creepoff.com and they vote. I am up three to nothing for this round. If I get to five before Vinny, then Vinny will spin the dreaded wheel of

consequences. So a victory here would put me up for nothing. I'd be on game point. Where are we at with the voting just all right so it was 32% to 67% definitive okay and the winner was carl mother oh this is getting fun now all right now I see what you like doing the show this is actually a lot of fun it's not any fun anymore I hate it it's not fun it's not fun This is great. I'm up for nothing. Today is game point day. We could be spinning a wheel a week from today. That's exciting. That's exciting. I'm going to have to stop that from happening. Jessica, have we heard anything interesting on our Reddit page in the last two weeks? Anything we need to be aware of? Well, nothing to be aware of just the fact that someone made a November edition of correspondence to me. Oh, nice.

Hooray These are all very fun though So Todd Hillier said I can't tell if Jess has a dry sense of humor Or is just a slow adult I think me messing up the word adult Just sum that up Yeah if you answer the question well

Love you love the show Consequence idea Take the SATs and submit your score to the winner the SATs like we're in high school again oh no I didn't do well the first time I did very well but all of the math has left my head I would do terrible now yeah I did terrible all right any other questions about alcohol blood volume yeah I'm just curious that's only math I could do these days yeah all right Honda certified DM said consequence, loser has to let

John crash at their house for his show next year. Oh, that's pretty funny. That's a good one. I didn't hit my mic. Also, Jess, I recommend hooked on phonics work for me. Is that still a thing? I think so. That's an old reference. You can probably find it on YouTube for free.

Maybe check that out. Maybe give the old Google. Give it the old Google, Jess. Yeah. Side though, also, most of the correspondence is people give me advice and then submitting consequence ideas. So, you're Wife's BF's Wife's BF said, Jess, you're great.

Vinny is fat and dumb. Carl's a loser. Consequence idea. Loser has to be a review girl on Hacked the Movies for a month. That's kind of fun. I'd do that one. We could put Review Girl for Hack the Movies on there if Tony wants to play some ball. Yeah.

Hit us up, Tony. Who's the review girl on there now? Do they have a review girl on Hacked the movies? No. I would hope not. It's Tony. Tony's the review girl. I was going to say I had to send a cease and desist.

invented the review girl if it's a bit that tony's doing odds are he's not going to write himself out to put us in it so i don't think he's i don't know puzzle guard 754 said jess is the bestest she deserves to be more famous also if you date her give her lots of Pokemon wow did you write that one jess no but it's true are there jess sims on red it is that what's happening here so okay i guess they see that and then last one is from hack the movies Well, hold on, let's not just skip by that. So you're a Pokemon collector? Yeah, I have a, I don't know if you can tell all these binders are filled with

Pokemon cards. Okay. How would we ever tell that? I know, right, exactly. I don't tell if you knew they were binders. So if people do want to simp for you, are there any specific cards that you need, or is there anything that would make sense? We'll get sent it to the comedy club here.

Yeah, give me your most expensive charzard. All right. There you go. First of it didn't now. I have a feeling Jess will take a cheap Charzard. Just under a Charzard. Charzard for Jess. Let's go.

My most expensive card in my collection is $135. Whoa. Someone's doing well. I didn't know there was going to be bragging. Yeah, wow. Someone's throwing it out there. No one told me there was going to be boasting. So Jessica, you could follow her.

She has one more. We have one more. I'm sorry. let her read this. I'm so sorry. Tony had to text me about this this morning. Hack the movies and Reddit said, Jess,

plug the Five Nights at Freddy's review. That was our most recent episode from last week. I was in a review with Tony. We reviewed the new Five Nights at Freddy's movie. It's a good movie. Is it a good movie? If you're a fan of the stuff, if you're a fan of the franchise,

but it's pretty fun. All right. Well, since your contract says only one plug per appearance, that was your plug. See you next week, Jess. Bye, Jess. Thank you.

Uh, Jess daydreaming. I love Jess these last four weeks. She's been fantastic. She's a lot of fun, isn't she? Oh, she's great. Sweetheart of a gal. She sure is. Carl, what's this week's category? Creepiest waiter slash server, restaurant server. Now, have you ever been a waiter? I've worked the front of the house at a restaurant for a little while, yeah, when I was a teenager. Yeah, I was a server for a few years after some shit went south for me. I did it a lot part-time. And I was really not into it. Yeah, I can see you being really bad at that.

But the one thing that I learned in those few years was don't pick off the plates. Okay. I wanted to take you to learn that in the last day. You're like, you know what? Maybe I shouldn't be eating the customer's food. Third or fourth restaurant in. But the other thing I learned is that all of my coworkers are creeps. Like servers generally are dirtbags.

I mean, there's very levels, good people. A lot of great people, a lot of dirt bags. Yeah. Generally, all of them up for a good time. I've learned to that. Yeah, so the beauty, and I always tell everyone they should work at a restaurant at some point in their life. It's a lot of fun. I had a blast working in restaurants.

The girls are hot. You get off late after a shift. You go out. You get some drinks. It's a lot of fun. I recommend it. All right. Well, Carl, before we ring the bell, let's catch up on super chats and then we'll do super chats again.

when we do voicemails later in the show. Sounds good. All right. Thanks for the two bucks ass. Welcome back, Vinnie Carlino. Glad to be here. Hold on. Let me find that drop.

You got to love Vinnie Carlino. Lovable. Lovable. Shumuel Buckman, thanks for the dollar nine. Vinny fansens day one. Well, I'm a fan of you, sir. Oh, well, if you're going to say you're a Vinny fan, I'll play you this. Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vicks, Pasha.

Thanks for the dollar. I don't think it's a dollar. What is that a euro? It's a pound. Vinny is like when Theodin was saved by Gandalf. Is that when the demon, like the evil demon came out of the guy? Could be. Couldn't die.

I don't know my Lord of the Rings that well. What not chaser, $1.99. Meepoo. Shit shitter. Hashtag me poo. Spread it everywhere you can. I'll be talking about the sheet shitter today at 3.30 on the Who are these podcast channel. Can't wait to discuss him.

threatening to sue me yet again. All right. Why don't you read this one, Carl? Shamis McAnus with $5. Whether he meant to or not, Vinny did give us a lot of future content of John complaining about and threatening him in Cardiff for months to come. Correct.

All as well that ends well, is what I like to say. I'm glad there was an end game there. Yes. This has been, you know, I keep saying it, but it really is true. Only John could be this interesting for this long. I can't watch Opie anymore. Every time I try to check it on him,

Howard Stern is doing nothing. There's so many people that I want to talk about. They're not doing anything. John just keeps doing crazy shit. It's always an adventure with this guy. It's amazing. You know, I'm glad somebody's happy. Good.

You made me a happy boy, Vinnie. Good. 606 with five pounds. In my head, poor Leno by Roik Soap is Vinny's theme song. You should listen. Love you both. All right. I'll check it out.

I'll make a note. Poor Leno. uh hicks pasha dollar 99 uh well one pound i don't know money conversions i'm stupid two pounds two pounds two pouts how do these two not know lord of the rings well there's a here's a thing i've watched lord of the rings i enjoy the the movies but there's so many characters and shit there's so many names and nonsense let me see if i could if i can nail this though his comment was theoden was saved by gandolph and i think that's from the second movie he was the king of the horse people.

King of the horse people. That's what I think this is, Carl. A board mix sounds all jacked up. My too loud? My board too loud? Is that possible? Doesn't sound loud to me, but check, check.

I'll let Vinny adjust the levels for us over here. Stop playing that. Are you guys a fucking copyright strike dumbing? true yeah good point uh all right so are you ready to ring the bell let's go so for creepiest server i found this video of this guy and i swear to god i'm not exaggerating he had 100 beers on trays they were stacked up tray on tray on tray and he dropped all 100 beers and i thought hall of fame i thought that's a creep and then i was ready to bring that video and then i found this creep and uh this is from david elber's youtube channel i found this on a reputable site

but i thought this guy's commentary because there's no audio to go along with it really i thought this guy's commentary was kind of fun okay so this is my uh creepiest waitress so you need me to play your clip one no i'm sorry um the the numbers are all the um police insider videos okay it would be the uh i forget what i called it oh this one right here that's it okay here we go it's got to be the nastiest shit she's got a hot dog in her hand it was in the buns she's pulled it out of the buns now a guy walks

so made somebody get so mad she puts it back they would stick a hot dog up in their hoo-ha all right the guy left on which missed the show of his life though she's got her leg up on the chair oh She's moving her panties to the side And the hot dog is going in

It's going in people That is just striking The hot dog is in And back out What you have been? Comment right here Oh no It's getting in there real good

That is so nasty Get it in there baby What and the holy hot dog We just witnessed full insertion Honestly, what could that customer Whoever she's pissed off done so bad That she was to stick a hot dog dog up in her feet is flat.

The worst part. She's pouring ketchup out of. You don't put ketchup on a hot dog. They stick ketchup on it. Ew. She tripe in you. For real. Oh, man,

I would smack the dog shit out of her. All right. So that is my creepiest server right there. The woman who shoved a hot dog in her vagina and put it back and brought it out to the table. All right. Well, that's an option. That's certainly what option? Yeah, baby.

I would like... Five zero. All right. Has anyone ever had to shut out this game before? I'm calling my shot right now. I'm pretty sure I've shut you out. Yeah, probably. So listen, guys, I really need your help here.

The ketchup is the worst part, hidden hand media. I agree. I'm going to introduce you to my creep, Carl. Only children eat hot dogs with ketchup on it. I like hot dogs, a little ketchup, a little bit of mustard, a lot, like loaded. Okay, yeah, yeah. If ketchup's one of the ingredients, I can get it. I get it.

Yeah, you can't just not have the ketchup. You can not have the ketchup. Okay, well. Some onions, some mustard, maybe some chili. Who? The Carl? You don't like chili? Not like mustard onions and chili, not really.

Yeah, yeah. And a white hot, people. Look it up. White hats do rule. White hats are way better than red hats. White hats, baby. All right, here's my creep, Carl. His name is Alberto Sanchez Gomez.

Oh, he's a dog lover. he is that's his dog that's his pet nice now he's a real server this guy he stays out laid he hangs out the servers loves his booze loves his drugs all the things i was talking about so it makes working at a restaurant great been arrested 12 times okay yeah uh a couple of times are beating up his own mom okay she sounds like a bitch well she sounds like a saint by the end of this okay uh on in january 2019 though he got fired from his job at the restaurant okay because he wasn't showing up and he was being too unreliable and exhibiting some erratic behavior while on the clock. Now, he lived at home in Las Ventis with his dog and his 60-year-old mother, Soledad.

And one night, they're just watching TV, right? And his mom says, listen, Alberto, you lost your job, I get it. You got to pick yourself back up by your bootstraps. You got to get out there, find another job because we got bills to pay. All right, Alberto? And he gave her a counteroffer, Carl. Okay. The counteroffer was not getting a new job.

Because he doesn't like working. He'd rather not work. Right. Right. He likes drugs and alcohol and laying around the apartment. Sure. So what he did, what he offered instead was how about I strangle you to death. Oh, okay.

So that's what he went with. He picked that. He picked that. That was his choice. She was nagging him quite a bit. So it sounded like she was being reasonable to me. In his defense. She's got of a nag.

So what do you do now, Carl? I just need some time off. What do you do now? when you just strangled your mother in the living room. What do you do with a dead mom in your living room? And you just want to lay around the house. You call the wolf is what you do. Well, you hang around the house for a month, right?

Okay. And for almost a month, no one hears anything from Alberto or Solidad. Now, during that month, what our boy Alberto did was he took her into the kitchen and he carved her up using a carpenter saw and two kitchen knives. And he would store the meat from his mom inside of her. Tupperware, right? And he would put that around the apartment for some reason. He didn't even put it all in the fridge. Like he left some of it out. Now, he decided, shit, I don't have any money. I don't have time to go to the grocery store anyway. So he starts cubing up mom and he starts

cooking. That's gross. And that he's like, shit, I got to feed the dog too. So he starts feeding his mother to the dog. That little poor puppy right there was eating the old lady. Now, the alarms were raised what worried Fred's had to hurt from her in so long so they called the police and on February 21st at 2019

detective showed up at the house for a welfare check Carl and when they showed up they said hey can we talk to your mom he was like listen she's in here but she's dead I killed her oh okay so he just came right out with that he just came out so he knew this day was coming

yeah yeah because he didn't do a lot to avoid it obviously right and I mean he just kind of like lived his time You know, all right, let's talk about this real quick because what makes him a creep, yeah, murdering your mom, eating her, sure. What makes him a creep in my eyes is never come up with any of strategy to get away with it. Because I don't know about you, Vinny, but if I were to kill a family member, I'd think about this from time to time. If I were to murder a family member, I would either have a plan ahead of time or quickly come up with one. Well, the-

Within a day or two, I have a strategy on how I'm going to get away with said murder. In this particular scenario, possibly the idea was eat the evidence. That's true. If you can't find a body, it's hard to... Right. But you still got bones you've got to deal with it. I guess the dog would eventually get to those. So, interesting fact, when the detective started searching the house, not a fun fact, an interesting fact.

Okay. They found her head, her hands, and her heart tucked away safely on her bed. Aw. That's a son's love right there for his mother. Now, the head and the hands, don't they usually, those are... And the heart. But you could use the head and the hands to identify someone. So that's why, like, the mafia will get rid of the head and the hands before they dump a body, right?

Now, during his murder trial, he tried to say that he was going crazy when he did all this. Yeah, I would think so. I went crazy. I would agree with that. Well, fun fact, the court didn't. Okay. And believe it or not, for murdering his own mother and strangling her to death, he only got 15 years. what country is this

this is Spain Spain we're allowed to fuck animals 15 years to murdering your mother murdering and eating your mom no no Carl I said 15 years for murdering your mother oh okay he was sentenced five months for eating his mother

shut the fuck up he was sentenced to 15 years in five months the 15 years was for the murder the five months was for desecration of a corpse now also he was ordered to pay his brother, 60,000 euros in compensation because apparently she was his mother, too. And he is in prison since 2019, so he's going to be in there for quite a while.

But that is Alberto Sanchez Gomez, a prototypical server. He's got it all in there. Well, sounds like a bad guy, Vinny. I think you brought a creep this week. Congratulations. Not as creepy as my server, obviously. Don't ruin my Thanksgiving, guys. Go to the Creep off and vote for Vinny.

Let's keep this going. Listen, I want to come back. There's no video evidence so bad. There's no video evidence. We just have to take the court's word for it, I guess. Yeah, I guess. Waitress wasn't hot enough. Vinny wins.

Good point, Tiger, Lily. No, if it was a hot waitress, it wouldn't be a creep. So be a strip club. You can vote at the creepoff.com and pick the winner this week. We appreciate that. Now, Carl, it's time for our favorite. favorite new segment. Yeah, so we've been checking out these Code Blue videos.

Today is actually a different one, police insider. You know, there was a few years ago that they decided maybe we should have cameras on these police officers all the time because they always come back and the people who arrested say the cop did one thing and the police said they did another thing and we go, well, who are we going to believe here? Maybe if we have some evidence of what actually went down, we can go back and see who to believe. So it's actually been a great thing for people like us.

us who love watching assholes get arrested. You know, our pal Cardiff gave me a suggestion for the name of the segment. Oh, great. Yeah, we don't really have one. We don't have one yet. So if you have suggestions for this, we'd appreciate it. Crossing the blue line. Crossing the blue line is not bad.

Not bad. I like that's a card of suggestions. So let's tell us what we're starting with today, buddy. Okay, so let's meet Sasha. Now, Sasha is a large overweight female in some city USA. In February, it's very cold out. I think you mean any city, USA. Some city.

at USA. It's very cold out. Uh-huh. And she is wasted sitting on the sidewalk. On February 28th, 2022, officers responded to a disturbance. Witnesses reported that a heavily intoxicated female was trying to pick

fights with everyone. Here's what happened when the police arrived. Sasha, what's going on? A heavily, a heavy, heavily intoxicated woman. What a heavy going on here. Hey. Sasha. Hey.

Sasha. Leave me alone. What's going on? You're not in any trouble. I just want to make sure you're okay. I'm drunk and crying and alone. And that's my right as an American. You're right, but we got to make sure.

So leave me the fucking alone. So her right as an American is to be drunk and crying and alone. And I'm proud to be an American. No, credit me if I'm wrong, but isn't public. intoxication isn't that illegal i think i don't know what country you're from i'm from america uh it is it's very illegal when you're especially when you're menacing people on the street because you're right and she was kicked out of the bar that she was at so the police officers are being very nice to sasha they're saying we want to get you home sasha you need to get home you're

out in the cold let's get you home they even offered to call her a cab but uh she's insisting she'll she'll figure this out if you put a yellow jacket on this woman you'd probably hail her and call her a cab yes she's insisting she'll figure it out on her own okay

trust me I have endured a harder how about a cab how about a cab because it's freezing cold out here I'm not cold

what's you might not be cold down but it's freezing I know how to walk okay so at this point we have to make sure you get home

so are we gonna you That's such a weird thing. Okay. That's a weird thing, but something, okay. That's something we're going to do. All the time. Sure.

No, just you, because you're being a fat, gross, drunk idiot out on the street. So our job is to keep this town safe and nice. And having a sloppy drunk laid in the middle of the streets is antithetical to that, you see? So getting you out of the public eye back to your house safely is us doing our jobs. Now, what farm yard do I need to take you back to? Yes. And Sasha, yes, it is weird that we need to take you home. You're an adult.

And you should not be drunk and half passed out and crying on the sidewalk. But she's not cold. She's not cold. Thank God for alcohol, huh? Thank goodness for that. Now, she knows what country she lives in my next clip here. I'll walk when I want to. This is still America.

How about I call you a cab? You stupid evil. You see a solution. Call the police. This is still a miracle. I'm coming straight from laying out the ground. What did I do? I thought this was America.

Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry. I thought this was America. She's literally using the I thought this was America lines on the police officers. What's good about that is it works every time. It does. So after that, there's a lot of swearing.

She is swearing at these cops a lot. Now, of course, they bleep it on here. So it's just annoying. I didn't really want to play that for you. Sure. But she's calling them every. name she can think of in her dumb, wet brain mind. Okay. And

so then they finally decide, okay, we've got to find out who this woman is. Well, I'll tell you who she isn't. Miss Kegediality. Correct. If I call you, Cap, will you get in it to go home? I won't. You will not.

They want her trespass. Sasha, can I see your ID, please? I get your ID out of your purse. Yeah, yes or no So the S for ID She takes her purse out From between her life

And just throws it out in front of her So you won't get into a cab Would you get into a horse trailer If we got a horse trailer Where would you be more comfortable So Now she's thrown out her purse They don't want to just go through her purse

She hasn't necessarily given them permission Right But they do want to get her ID So they decide to play a fun game To find out whether or not They're allowed to go through her purse So what they did is they planted drugs on her and said she came right at them. So that's why they have the videos now, but you can't do that.

Say one for purse or two, you're going to give us your information. Purse or tell us? I can take that as a one. It's a one. All right, perfect. So she flips them off. He's like, that's a one. I love that he goes, one for you'll give it to us, two for we'll take it as if we're in a chat room right now.

All right, guys, people with the chat. I think they expected her to, like, tap her hoof. Like, they expect a count. Count with your foot. Okay. So then she calls them KKK and Putin supporters for some reason. I'm not sure where she's getting her news from. But she's not happy with the police officers.

She's very angry with them. She clearly has her fingers on the pulse. Yes, she clearly does. I hope you die. I hope you get hit. Okay. Well, I wouldn't recommend. You hit me.

Stand up. Stand up. So she decided to spit at the cop, and that's when they're no longer going to be friends and fun with her. So you're telling me after that, there's no backsees? No backsies get to spit out a cop. All they've been telling her is, like, can we help you get home? Can we call you a cab?

Where do you live? All these kinds of things. You know what I hate about this shit? Why does there have to be three of them standing around this? woman. Why do they have to have three cops of this? She weighs 5,000 pounds, Vinny. Yeah, well, call a tow truck. They're going to hate three of them to get her in the car.

And actually, that's what happens next. Oh, nice. They cover her, they throw her into the car. She is not cooperative. They have to drag her into the car. Dude, tell me they had to get a cop on horseback to like, fucking wrangle her, like to the rodeo, just to lasso her. Dude, she's just being a problem. She just won't cooperate in any single way. They finally get her in the car. Now they get back to the precinct. and she's still being a problem.

That's what's going to happen. You're going to spend on officers. You get a spit foot. Okay. Now we're going to walk over to this gate over here. Are you serious? Hey. Stop.

Stop. Is you not kidding? Be assaulted by you guys. Laving for my dad. You have some dignity. I will get it. Stop kicking. Tiber dignity.

Walk her. Kill me. No, kill me. Stop kicking. Stop kicking. Stop kicking. Be subjected to this assault. Sure fooled us.

Dignity went up on her priority list there. I know. Meanwhile, we found you sprawled out on the sidewalk wasted and crying. Dignity is your concern? That's what you're worried about? Okay. You say so. This proper lady doesn't like this type of treatment.

At what point do you just feel defeated and go, you know what? This isn't going to work out for me. Me fighting back. It's just not going to work. Well, she never really learns that lesson. And she starts crying all over again. I'm sure it's for a good reason this time, though, right? No.

They have to hog tire. They're not to be hog-tiger right now. That's what happens to Piggy's. Now they're picking her up. They hog-tied her and picking her up or dragging her back into a police car. What are they going to put her on, like a forklift? If they got to get her up on the palate? Wow.

I love this. At first I was thinking maybe she wasn't. crying she was just doing an imitation of her parents every time she calls but no she was crying yeah well that's interesting that you say that that might be foreshadowing a little bit but uh this next clip i just call scream piggy this is fun i've been waiting for this since i saw the title of the file here we go Oh! Oh!

Ah! Oh! Dennis! Please stop! Please stop! So, these people who resist arrest over and over and over again,

and then they're like, and now you're hurting me! What the fuck did I do? I have audio of the cops trying to get her in the car. Okay. Come on, pig! Yeah. Yeah. It's funny because she was feeling no pain

Remember when she was on the street It's freezing outside She's got like a t-shirt on And they're like it's cold She's like I'm not cold She's feeling no pain at all All of a sudden she's feeling a lot of pain Yeah

I don't think she's sobered up But she's feeling a lot of pain for some reason The spit hood is like the dog collar Yeah Like the dog cone for people You should be ashamed if you're wearing that Yeah so now the next one This is where we reach a new low

In this arrest No, please don't! No, no! Ah! My wrist! I'm going this way. Please stop! Look at this cap's face over on the left side.

Oh my God! Oh my heart! My heart! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!

Mom! Mom, please call my mom. Mom! No, please, no. Look at that guy's face. His face was like, oh, no, this is embarrassing. She's yelling for her mommy? Oh, no.

Gut, thanks for the $1.99, nailed this. I bet this lady regrets petitioning for body cans. Yes, right. They all wanted bodycams. Yeah, we got to stop these police officers from abusing our rights. Oh, shit. Now I'm on YouTube, and I have 5 million views. Fuck.

So, so listen. I'm dead serious here. I am dead serious. If you spit on anyone, this is the treatment you deserve. Correct. If you just spit on anyone, this is, yeah, what did I do? You spit on someone. So now we get to all fucking laugh at you.

Well, not only that, and again, Vinny, I watch cops. Now the cops is back on Fox business and I'm watching all these shows. And I realize the police are trying to, they have a lot of rebranding to do. They have to win back the hearts and minds of Americans with, all the negative publicity they got in recent years. Sure. So every video I watch, this one included, the police officers are way too patient with these assholes

who are just motherfucking them to their face, calling them every name in the book, calling, and she's probably calling them the Ku Klux Klan and saying that they're Russian supporters. It's like all this crazy shit, and they just sit there and they go, can I call you a cab? Can we get you home?

But then she had to take it just a little too far. She couldn't stop herself from Hocking the Lugie and Hock and the Lugie is definitely the wrong move. All right. Okay. So now we get, this is great because this just shows you what our liberal media has done to a lot of people of this country. Is this the right one here? Clip number 11?

11, yep. I will stand up to you call my mom. No, it hurts. Call my mom, please. I will. I will stand up. Okay. I call my mom.

Sasha. You know what I'm going to stand up. We're going to help me. You guys kill black people all the time. You guys kill black people all the time. Hmm. How long you've been waiting to whip out that gem for us? Oh, never mind, Sachi.

You're right. All right. She's on to us. Let her go. You know, guys, maybe we should stop killing black people. Sasha thinks we should stop doing it. You guys kill black people all the time. I'm guessing none of the people that are talking to her right now.

have done that but okay uh we have one more video and of course is the charges uh the female was charged for the following offenses resisting arrest aggravated assault and disorderly conduct 31 years old yelling for her mom that's embarrassing you're an embarrassment that's the embarrassment part that's the embarrassing part it's one of the embarrassing parts minnie certainly one of them no argument for me okay no argument for me so that's that But thank you to Matthew Montgomery, who sends me these videos. He finds the good ones and sends them into me. So I appreciate that.

If you guys see any cop videos or things like this that we might enjoy on here, please send them in. Very helpful. Matthew, thank you, man. We appreciate your help. Yes, buddy. Thank you. That was great. You're awesome.

Carl, it's time for some voicemails. You ready? I am. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Don't worry, Disney. No shame in your movie The Marvel's flopping at the box office. We once made an even worse investment in our children's future. See you in Syracuse.

What fools. What fools. All right, Carl, first voicemail. This one came in on Tuesday. Hey, Vinnie, and I guess, hey, Carl. Vinny, man, I got to let you know. I've had, like, the worst month of this year. I mean, my grandfather died a few weeks ago.

A week ago, I work. I got a metal wall dropped on my head. got a concussion. Damn. It's been rough. But yesterday, after working a 12-hour day, I came home and was listening to you on Carl's Network, going off about Vinnie,

and it made me the happiest man I have been all month. Okay, it was fucking hilarious. Welcome back to the dark side. I always play the game fair and vote for who actually won that week for the creep. but I'm always team Vinny Winnie. So good to have you back, man. Excelsior, true believers. Yes, and I appreciate that.

You can pick your favorite, but when it comes to voting, let's be fair about it. All right. The great Seamus called in to call us out. Okay. Oh, hooy, hoi, great Seamus here. I swear to God, am I the only one

with good opinions on movies around here? I swear, because first it was Ms. Salad with Barbarian and now we got somebody saying the Twin Peaks is mid mid god damn it

fuck you also and then Carl's shit on trick or treat over here oh tricker treat suck thank you

fuck you bye who said Twin Peaks was mid where was that okay I said that and here's why I said it there's two seasons

of that show right okay the first season's phenomenal the second season is horses shit I see. So the average is mid.

Correct. I get it. All right. And he... Trick or treat. There's multiple movies named Trick or Tree. The 1986 film starring, uh, what's his name from Growing Pains or whatever the fuck that guy is?

Mark Price. Terrible. Terrible movie. Skippy. Skippy. You know, it's funny. There's a comedian whose name I just brought up to book for the Rickles Room. Yeah.

And, um, Mark says to me goes, hey, yeah. Uh, we just got pitched him by Skippy Price. and I went, never mind. Sorry, I got a little heated there. It's just that everyone is wrong except for me. And I guess you, Vinnie. I love you, Vinny, Vinny Winnie, People's Camp. Thanks, pal.

All right, here's a joke someone called us with. Actually, you know what? I'm not playing this because it made no sense. Okay. I should have deleted it. Tommy Philips is Carol, your gums have growing pains. There's a lot of people with some things to say about my teeth at the chat today. I don't know what happened.

We got a $50 super chat coming in from David Chandler, so we're going to hit that right up top. Wow. David Chandler, thank you so much, buddy. I really do appreciate that. Thanks for the super chat. There's David Chandler, Gandhi, Jesus, and Abraham Lincoln. David fits right in with this group. the most important benefactor in the creep-off universe.

David Chandler says, zero, Vinny, zero, you're better than this. Tisk, tisk, hashtag dabblecon two. Yes, there was talk of dabblecon too on the BS show this morning I saw where, you know, we're all trying to figure out what's going to happen that weekend in March when you guys are doing the subreddit surfing live here in the Rickles Room and comment to Carlson, March night. And you're going to be doing your consequence. I'll be doing my consequence that night.

You're going to be the headliner of the evening, I believe. Oh, I'm headlining. Yeah, why not? I thought I was opening. No, I want to make you the headliner, Carl. You're going to headline for everybody at the end. I have to do a stand-up set that Cardiff writes for me, which turned into Cardiff and Vinnie writing it for me for some reason. I can't wait to get up there and be like, oh, I have fucked up teeth.

No, we're going to give you real jokes. Okay. How's your Jack Nicholson impression? Have you been working on it? This is Jack Nicholson. Good. We're going to work in impressions. Lots of great stuff.

I do an awesome Schwarzenegger, too. No, you're going to be doing going back to J Leto a lot. Hey, you guys hear about this? Do you guys see this? Uh, someone, someone left us a song, Carl. Okay. Okay, creep nomination in singing format. She's not going to fuck you.

She looks like she's 16 and you're well over 50 years old. Your jokes are not funny. She's being polite and you're making her uncomfortable. They'll go work out in the corner, watch from afar, secretly play with your weiner. there's room here by me because that's what I'm doing because trust me she's not fucking me either

seriously any girl that's showing up at fucking five in the morning to work out is not there to fuck old people she's there to look good for all the fucking teens she's fucking at the prime in the prime of their life thank you fuck you by

okay I enjoyed the song if that's original great job um the part where you started talking about how about you like teens having sex got a little creepy at the end but hey this is a show four creeps, by creeps, about creeps, so I get it. It's fine. Yeah, you're totally allowed to like young pus, but you're not allowed to do anything. Young, 18 and up is what I mean by young. Correct. All right. We're at our 40s. Although here in New York State at 17, but either way. 18. We say 18 on the show. I have a couple of voicemails for us here, Vinny.

All right. Then we'll hit the Super Chats. We have a bunch of Super Chats that came in. All right. Hey, Carl, Dave from Buffalo. I'm a huge. fan but Vinnie is right Phil Almore what is that your fucking like uncle or something or your cousin because

you fucking stick up for that fucking retired it just don't end up I've been I've been a fan for years and you probably know I mean since the early days and you're just

the way you fucking treat Phil you got him a lot of slack and it doesn't add up. So, yeah, anyway, I think he, yeah, or he fucking, like, produced a record for you or something. Or he owns a fucking music store, he sells your cheap guitars.

There's something going on there which fell on more because, you know, anyway, this is the one rare instance where I'm fucking Team Vinny and Vinny's not fat. He's a slim, majestic creature and Carl, you are fat. You are a fat slob, and Jenny, I love you, and please marry me.

If he's not fat, Carl, you are. Bill suck. Yeah, all good points at the end. Phil Elmore is a fucking a retard fat blobs. All right, all right. Listen, the reason why I cut a lot of slight to Phil Elmore is that he's taught me a lot of really cool ninja moves that I use in my daily life, and I appreciate that. Great. You saw me fight off those seven people at the club last weekend.

Phil taught me all of those moves I was using. That's why I like what he has to say. One more for us here. Hey, Carl, Ronnie and Syracuse, I wanted to respond to your... Is that quiet for you? Yeah. Can you turn that up? I have it kind of cranked over on my end.

I just cranked it over here. Hey, Carl, Ronnie and Syracuse, I wanted to respond to your last... Slettering, John, easy for you to say the last part that you guys did, which is the second to last part, I guess. Anyway, John was saying how Joe Pesci fooled him, how that scene came together. because he witnessed it and all that but you know what i'm a big fan of the movie and if you watch the doc which is on the DVD they talk about that pesci based on a real life incident that's not the right one hold on hey Carl this is for the creepball by the way uh i would like to nominate

bill fat fuck elmore as the next creep uh for the creep ball because only a creep calls to get someone's gig canceled because they didn't like what they were doing or something saying in real life. That is a creep. Hope it so. Well, that's interesting. Should we do creepiest Syracusor? We haven't done that one, have we?

Yeah, we did, but we could revisit Syracuse any fucking time. I don't remember doing it. Maybe that'll be our Thanksgiving episode next week. You ought to go back to Syracuse? Yeah, I could do that. You know, I should point out because the first caller was from Buffalo. The Ice Steps are performing this Saturday coming up in Buffalo. I think it's the 18th of November.

So go to the Ice Steps. dot com get the information for that we uh we always have a good time when we play in buffalo yeah there's gonna be a caravan down i-90 of the isotopes they're coming your way buffalo that's right all right carl are we uh done with all of our voicemails yes i'm i'm good to go so does that mean it's time for a skum break let's read the let's read the superchats oh that's right we got to read superchats i thought you were gearing up for that just i'm such a fool all right so that one we saw how do these two not know lord of the rings and then gut says come Carl is like the black elf from the new Lord of the Rings series.

How dare you gut? How dare you? That guy was cool. He was like the coolest character. I never watched it. Seamus McAnus coming in with five bucks. The copyright history of Baby Shark is pretty interesting. There are several companies that will come after you thinking they own it.

Oh, great. I picked a great song to play out my board then. Good thinking. I really have an idiot. Shannon Duffy, thanks for the dollar 99. Vinny takes Chinese HGH and weak testosterone. I told you guys. It's what keeps my smile.

a beard shiny. Matthew Rowley, five bucks. He murdered his mother and strangled her to death. Both. Wow. This may be why you're down zero to four to this dolphins fan. Wait, whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no. Wait, wow.

Now I got confused. I'm up. Actually, I don't think you're the one who's confused. I think the person who wrote it is the one who's confused. I'm up for nothing, and I am not the Dolphins fan here. I don't know who this person is. Go ahead, Carl. I know exactly who that is.

That's, uh. John Melendez's mother, I should have had an abortion. Well, you know what? We all have regrets in life. And Daniel agrees for two bucks. I agree with Ms. Melendez. Gut coming in to get two bucks. I bet this lady regrets petitioning for body cans.

Oh, yeah. He did that show. That David Chandler was in. Aaron Brown, two bucks. New subscriber, but love what you put out. FKBFSJ. Agreed, Aaron Brown. Thank you so much for subscribing.

Yeah. Hey, thank you guys for watching today. If you haven't gone to the creep off channel itself, We have a ton of back episodes, lots of funny stuff there. If you're just watching on the WATP channel that maybe you haven't seen yet. If you're bored and you want to watch the back catalog, it's over there for you. And Carl, last but not least, Reverend Schittain Powerful Pooper, thanks to the $2. Says, just here to say, fuck Ninja Phil and John.

Love UK. Thank you very much, Reverend Schittstein Powerful Pooper. Amen. What is that avatar? Hold on. Can you click on that again? Okay, I don't know what that is. It kind of looks like Trump and Blackface.

It might be. Okay. It just might be. Scum parade time. Skull parade. Take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum parade. Vinnie and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit.

Boom! Scum parade. Like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad. My ass soaking up the blood of a Cats' Cup parade. We were laughing our asses off. A woman who keyed a number of swanky cars in her neighborhood for parking partially on the pavement has been put on a curfew in England, Carl. Sue Williams, she's 62 years old. She was walking around Kent, and she is thought to have caused at least 8,000 pounds worth of damage to multiple vehicles.

and her only excuse for it was because she was, quote, feeling menopausal. Now, I have some thoughts on this. I do, too. Okay. First off, if you buy a Mercedes and you don't own a garage, you did that in the wrong order, dummy. Correct. Okay. You shouldn't have a really high-end car and park it somewhere where some menopausal retail and go by and key it.

I have another thought about this story. Sure. It's a long story, Vinny. Yeah. A lot of words written on this story for a woman going around keying cars. Yeah. Seems like maybe it was a little bit of a slow news week. The fact that they had to write a long article about this.

And the fact that it made the scum parade makes you think it was a slow news week for us, too. Well, Carl, I personally want to start off a little slow. Yeah, I would say so. Could you imagine this woman keyed cars? Okay. Can we get to cooking babies, please? Well, I can. Okay.

I know. I know. Fine. I know it escalates. I know it escalates. Fine Carl Let's go to Texas The other thing I thought was interesting

In this article Is that she keyed a Ford Fiesta Which does not lower its value In any single way And actually if you do something cool on the hood It brings up the value It might It's possible

Like if you get somebody like Lockie Dr. Omega Tattoo It'll like come in there And key something cool on the side Correct Yes Make it art Fine Carl

I just wanted to point out That some old fucking biddy In a goddamn neighborhood Who's feeling menopausals Just scratching up people's cars I'm reading this art article, I'm going, what is wrong with Vinny today? You usually find the craziest fucking stories.

And this one, I'm like, this is just so boring. Gives a shit. All right, moving on. Here we go. And then the insurance company's got involved. Lifting large. I've lived in the car. And then they brought their cars to the body shop and then they'd be painted them.

And then they looked good again. Jesus, whatever. Hamburg and I ain't going to have it. Moving on, motherfucker. Shut up. Let's move on. Shut the fuck up over there. Uh, Texas couple's been arrested, Carl.

and they were arrested for injecting their daughter, their baby one-year-old daughter, at least 14 to 18 times with meth. Let's talk about meth, baby. Let's talk about a yes-a-ree. Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things, meth and see, let's talk about meth. Oh, I'm not done.

They had so much meth that they were able to shoot up their one-year-old. They're just showing off at this point. To be fair, that's not a lot of meth to shoot a one-year-old. Oh, okay. Now, here's the reason why they did this, though. At least they had a good reason, Carl. The reason being is because the child was suffering from agonizing burns after it was scalded by scorching hot liquid. So instead of taking the child that they burned with water of some type or another liquid, heated up mountain dew, whatever the fuck these two are up to, they decided that the prescription and the treatment needed to be.

ejecting the child with meth A man to man she's 31 And Dustin Michael Lawrence 30 We're charged with abuse And endangering a child Endangering a child Risking bodily injury and Related Offenses Now

Well the good news is it's the only kid that they have So we don't have to worry about other children Living in a house like this I feel like if you're dealing with Agonizing pain and burns on your body Injecting with Injecting meth can't hurt would make you just think about how much it hurts i don't know i don't know it couldn't

hurt you didn't catch my uh my segue there which part at least that's the only child they have living in the house that is true no uh it's not true at all they have lots of kids oh that's true they have six children forgive me sorry i ended me to throw you off there i just thought maybe no you really did jump down the down the story a little bit further sorry they had uh six other children a two year old a six year old eight year old and a two month old twins yes they're all living and squalor. And one of the other kids is also on meth, it turns out. Can I throw out that the newborns were both born at home with no medical assistance in an RV? So tell me how I'm losing my grit some more with these stories. These people do not trust authorities. That's for damn sure.

Now, Officer Salazar, he's the sheriff. He said that a very grotesque account of what took place when they went over to take care of this baby. They said they pulled the couple up or the baby pulled a couple up from the bed sheets and the skin came off stuck to the sheets so instead of taking the child to the hospital the couple continued to treat her with burn ointment when her condition grew worse she started having trouble breathing they did chest compressions on a baby which is also not something you do you fucking idiots you don't do CPR out of baby especially a baby that's been given a lot of meth it was until a friend convinced man and lorence to tell to take them to the hospital uh they did that and then they abandoned her yes they dropped off

this half burnt up baby high on meth at the hospital door and went your problem now so long well it's one out of six that they had this trouble with so it's still a pretty good bad eat average sure it's good point yeah if i was in a lawyer that's what i'd lead with the other five are here well yes now investigators from child Protective have been involved with the family since 2020, but there has been no legal action taken against them. One of the neighbors reported to police at incident where they saw one of their young children playing outside unsupervised walking the fence line, but you know, whatever.

That's the least of the problems here. The Texas Department of Family and Protective Services said the state is custody of all the children involved, and that's where things are at currently. Good times. But they said they tested one of the other kids tested positive for meth. and I'm wondering if the kid is the one who got the parents maybe the kid's a bad influence.

It could be. Kids bring home crazy stuff from school like colds. Math. Math. Yep. Cripling math addiction. Fucking school.

Public schools are the worst. Santa Rosa, California, Carl. We got a problem here, guys. A 24-year-old man was located arrested two days after he allegedly decapitated a female relative and fled with the victim's head. Good luck fighting the dental records.

This guy's got it all figured out. What I like is this guy do how to quit when he was ahead. Come on. Oh, come on, come on. On Thursday, November 2nd, approximately 3.40 p.m., police officers caught a case when a, the body of a headless female was found inside of a home in the 250 block of Pornow Trail. Is she okay? No.

Oh. The victim's head was not located at the residence. I have to admit when I was reading this, there is something enticing about a headless female. There's no talk. walking, there's no nagging, there's no crying. Thinking back to the earlier video we watched. You don't have to worry about being laid for things because she's fixing her hair or her makeup. Right. Yes, good point. You're even thinking of things outside of the box over here.

You might have me sold on this. You might have me sold on this. So after doing some interviews, they discovered that a gentleman by the name of Louis Gustavo Arroyo Lopez killed the victim and took the victim's head with him when he left the resident. Now, he had recently been released from the kid. California State Prison for Assault with a deadly weapon and other weapons related charges and was on post-release supervision. So...

Hey, California. I know you all pretend to live in an ideal society. No one's a bad guy. Everyone gets a second, third, fourth chance. You might want to wake up, retards. You want to hear something interesting? They caught him in San Francisco. Yeah.

Someone actually got arrested and caught in San Francisco. He was one of seven people they found with a head. All right. So either way That's a real bad story And that poor girl lost her head over it Not great Let's go to New Jersey, Carl

Upper Deerfield Township Let's talk about a school janitor Yep Yeah Did you have a school janitor That you thought was like a cool guy? I don't know about cool but you're normal We had

I went to a private Christian school Like an elementary school Yeah So we had a janitor Who looked like a real dirtbag like dropout definitely probably high most of the day but he would wear these jeans that had a rip in him but he had like this patch that he put over that had like the devil and like a say no to the devil logo on it and I think that dude used that as to be undercover and just be stoned all day

he's like yeah totally on your guys aside fuck the devil like I think this dude was that's not really a Christian thing to do to be like yeah I got a bunch of devils out of me but look and I have a crosser oh I don't like them I'm actually against that sort of thing. Yeah, I thought that guy was cool. Can we just don't have any doubles at all? That would be okay, too. I thought that guy was cool. Can you just put angels on there instead? No, okay. So, Giovanni and Perez area. Wait a second. Was your janitor Hack ride? Is this the secret? Yes, boys and girls. I mean, it's the secret identity to HACRide. I do it. I like hack ride. Uh, Giovanni and Perezzi, 25 of Violin, New Jersey is accused of violating and

contaminating school food and property and a number of vio ways, Carl. He also had a bunch of child porn. Yeah, boy. Authorities say in Prezzi did not manufacture the child pornography, but it was in his possession and it was distributed to others. Officials say he was employed by the Elizabeth Moore School

in Upper Deerfield. Back in October 31st, he was arrested after authorities alleged he contaminated food and utensils with both bleach and bodily fluids. kids now is this guy trying to win the creep up because he's in contention right now they said that he mixed feces into the taco meat at the school oh oh no said video from the suspect's phone showed him using a dish sponge for the teacher's lounge to wipe urinals and toilets and toilets he's then seen putting the sponge back in the lounge now you got to think though

those toilets are the cleanest toilets you'll ever find yeah that's pretty cool we're using a sponge that's pretty nice yeah their coffee mugs are real clean now too. Oh, God. Another video allegedly showed him rubbing hoagie rolls on his private areas before placing the back into a container. He also sprayed bleach onto a container of cucumbers with the intent of harming the children. Yeah, well, guess what, idiot?

The kids aren't eating vegetables. It's like, I'm going to spray these vegetables with bleach and not a single kid died. I wonder why. You didn't spray down the sloppy Joe's dips shit. No, dummy. He filled those with poop. He said that he did these sort of things, Carl. because it was a sexual fetish.

He also said he was, quote, doing the devil's work. Putting shit in taco meat is a sexual fetish. I like boobs. That's my thing. Yeah. I mean, if that's a sexual fetish, it's to make me look at everybody who works a Taco Bell sideways for the rest of my life.

Well, when I read about this, I'm like, wait, if I eaten shit in tacos before? Because it seems like that every time I've been to Taco Bell. It's very possible I have. Authorities believe he tainted the food between October 26th and 30th. The Cumberland County Health Department conducted testing, and it was determined Wednesday that this did not pose any health risks. Additional tests are pending. It is impossible, but unlikely that recommendations may change within the next week.

They said that he is a substantial risk to the community at large, so they're keeping him locked up. And his public defender said, it's not his fault. He's just crazy. He has mental health issues, and he's been being treated for a long period of time. Apparently not well. well guess who just got bragging rights at summer camp this year coming up the homeschooled kids they're like oh you guys go to that school where the guy's shits and tacos huh ha ha I get I get taught math by my mom they're like ah fuck I was going to goof on you for that but actually

he got me beat is this breaking news right now I've been very distracted by the chat I know you want to get out of this game but can we flip over to John's show no come on here flip over to John's show let's watch this if he's canceling your show I'll watch it after I don't fucking why to hear his voice dude i fucking can't handle him i'm fucking all fucking done with this guy all right i don't give a shit i don't care if he does his show i don't care if he cancels i know you don't care but it is very important based on what we're going to do that weekend whether john will be here or not so if he's not going to be here i think we should watch that guys we're as cool as the other side of the pillow i'm not rushing to go fucking watch his fucking show i'll

find out what happens later okay that's the end of the show so we could go watch john We got some super chats coming in My boy Brock Lee Coming in Before that though Hold on Yes So the Reverend Shittstein

Powerful Pooper Badass That baby has a free meth Are they black? I don't know No I don't think so George Foley with Five six pounds

When you spill red wine On a carpet You use white wine to get it out When you burn a baby You use meth Chapter 3 of the baby handbook I don't know if any of those things are true Is that Dr. Spock?

I don't think that's Dr. Spock. I think it's club soda. Brockley, five bucks. John just announced he canceled the March 10th live show. Oh, that'll teach me. Wait, he announced that he canceled it or? Because wouldn't you know that before he would be announcing it if he had canceled it? Well, I gave up all interests in John's show.

So he would be corresponding directly with Mark and Mark would probably message me. But my phone is off. So I don't know. what a pussy what a pussy well you know when you're over the barrel and your only choices are letting the people you hate watch you fail

and showing up and maybe making some money and going into the lines down and being brave you know now you do something to say I like it let's keep going down this road he didn't want to do those things so whatever wow

whatever could have put the work in bombshells could have put the work in bomb shells guy could have put the fucking work in I'll be like to put the fucking work I'll be live at 3.30 on the Who Are These Podcasts channel. That's in just over an hour. Yeah, who cares. If you want to check out what I have to say about all of this. All of the things that are going down, John threatening to sue me and everything else that's happening. Yeah, have fun.

Thanks. I will. Go have fun in that fucking world. I'm going to be busy. Okay. Love you guys. We'll see you next week for another episode. Actually, you know what? We're going to see you on Friday for another creep out bonus episode. Yes. We watched another episode of Thunder and Paradise this past Friday, and it was fan fucking tag. How do they keep making those episodes better? and better as the quality drops. It's incredible. We had an extra long creep off bonus to make up for the week we had off.

Some people sent us some stuff and apparently we were completely correct. Most of the background scenes in that were Epcot Center. Yes. I noticed that. Whoever sent that in. That was really funny. Yeah. All of it shot at Disney. Yep. So thanks to get to David Chandler for being the boss. Thank you, David. We thank you. And everybody, have a great week. Gagia. See you at the Creepoff bonus episode. Act right. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Good, yeah. Because Vinny's a creep. And Carl's a weirdo.

I'm not kidding around. They're both a generous psychopaths with no business in a civilized society. And they're going to take you on a stump parade. All right, you're pulling that up in there?