The Creep Off - Episode 192: Help Yourself to a Cold One

Episode Date: December 4, 2023

A new round is beginning and that means there are no rules when Karl & Vinnie go head-to-head to bring you the biggest creeps they can find! We once again cross the blue line and watch a video of the police confronting a woman hiding a gun. In the scum parade, we encounter a stupid old woman, lay the blame on a victim for eating all the tacos, and embark on a peculiar voyage through the wine aisle of a Florida Wawa and the shoe department of a North Carolina Walmart.The score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Self-professed healer Hongchi Xiao charged in death of grandmother at 'slapping therapy' workshop (nypost.com)Disgruntled Wawa customer knocks man out because he refused to pay for her wine, Sanford police say (yahoo.com)Man charged after allegedly trying to kill someone for 'eating all the tacos' (wboy.com)Police: Man arrested after claiming to be podiatrist, sucking woman's toes at Walmart (wbtv.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! 

You're listening to the Carl Network. What is that? What is that? What is it? Oh, no, not the bees. Not the bees! Ah! I don't know my eyes! My eyes! Ah! This is not a joke.

What you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they're not. They want sensation, horror, shock. I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Guess where you just got into Cool Guysone?

Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome back to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny, and joining me today in studio. Wink. It's hot. Cuck, c.

What's up, buddy? Hey, welcome back, Vinnie. Glad to see you're on the mend, my friend. And it came at a good time. How so? Because today is Super Chat Monday. We are celebrating here on the creep off. And we hope that all of you celebrate along with us.

It's a very important holiday here in the United States of America. Well, look at this. Uncle Sammy Pooh started us off already. Thanks for the 499. Aloha Creepos. Hope you're feeling better. Vinny. F.S.J.

and T T.T.T.W. My wildcard creep is Carl with his obviously frosted tips. All right. So because of that last comment on there, and because this was already requested in the chat. Shut the fuck up, ass wipe and suck my cock. That's my new favorite drop. That's how we're talking about Sederate John in 2008. Oh, it feels just like yesterday, actually. Yeah, it could have been. Hey, do you know, is that like the last time Howard actually talked about John, or was there ever like a mending of ways after that? No, there's, no, they didn't mend ways, but there was more discussion about John after that.

Either way, it's the creep off, so it doesn't matter, because this is a show about creeps. Here to keep me abreast of everything that happened while I was out is our results girl, Jess. Unfortunately, she has no results to read. She just has your comments to tell us about. Hello, Jess. Hello. Oh. Hey, Jess. I like that Trump shirt you're wearing today. That's awesome. No, it says real tequila. Oh, it's not? Oh, okay. It's real tequila. I don't even drink tequila. My parents got me this shirt, so I just wore it.

That's a weird gift. Are they alcoholics? No, they're not. They're just party people who party. That's not a weird gift, Vin. It's a nice gift. She has lovely folks, I'm sure. There's somebody who doesn't drink tequila. Why are you getting them a tequila shirt unless you really enjoy tequila? you're an enthusiast. Let's not overanalyze this shirt choice. I just wanted to make a quick joke because I know Jess is not a fan. You are fake news. I just want to make sure she's okay with her drunk parents. I think she's all right.

They're not. Do they hit you? Jess, come on. Come clean. What's going on? Do they hit on you? What's going on? Oh, God.

Creepov just got real creepy. No. I just assume there's a reason why she likes the show. And I assume it's bad parenting, you know, bad parenting due to, you know, alcoholism of now. 99% of our listeners have horrible parents. So that is a good point, Vinny. I assume that. My parents are wonderful.

But the reason I'm into true crime is because I watched one episode of Dateline as a kid. And I just watched True Crime from there. That's my story. Very compelling. Do you remember what the Dateline was a kid? about some kind of murder and i was just like whoa that's awful boring boring hey so just did any comments coming in on the reddit or anywhere we can talk about yeah yes we do um so to start off we have arcafazin i hope i said that right uh said i can't find that silly music video

viny played at the end and it's driving me nuts any help here that was a video that was a video that was made by myself and a guy named Nick LaVassar. It was kind of a joke we made for the old TV show. We had The Rochester Show. And I just really think it's funny. So I just throw it out there every Thanksgiving. It's not posted anywhere. So maybe I could put it out there.

I'll ask Nick if he cares. If you want to find it, watch our episode. That's where it is. Yeah. Go back and watch it there. Space Thanksgiving. And the Puppeteer 11 said, not to labor about it. another week, but I decided to look

into the hot dog video. All articles point to a now defunct site, the Nevada country scooper and its source, which according to this media bias site, is satire. While I can give Carl the benefit of the doubt about thinking about that it's real, this is a case where

ain't no fact-checking should have been disregarded. Hold on a second. I have a comment about that. Shut the fuck up, ass wipe and suck my cock. Are you saying to me? If that's a fake video, that it's very well done. It looked very real. If it's a fake video,

I spun the wheel for nothing. Oh, fuck off, Vinnie. If it's a fake video, you're really bad at this game because you lost you a fake video. No, it's because people want to fuck with me because I do my consequences. By the way, speak you to which,

I'll see you all Saturday morning for the Last Jedi right here on this channel. What time you're doing that? You're going to be up against Be Dabler Live? Unfortunately, I'm starting very early. I'm starting probably 6 a.m. Something stupid.

Oh, boo. No one's going to be around to watch that, Vinny. I mean, Jess doesn't get up until after 9 a.m. We just found out. She's not going to be around for that. Her parents don't get up until probably after three. That's true. They're probably hung over.

It's good point. Thank God they don't watch this. No offense. This is not their kind of thing. No offense taken. Well, they don't like shows where we talk about how they're alcoholics and bad parents. They don't like those types of shows. Yeah.

I'm not surprised. You get a nice kitchen built So they can Always about the kitchen with you So they can make margaritas in it Oh god What else are people talking about there? Just anything else you got for us?

Hold on, Jess, tell me the truth Do they own one of those Jimmy Buffett Margarita machines? They do not But do they own a margarita machine? They don't. Okay. My brother is more in the margarita.

Margaritas, but he doesn't make them at home. He just goes out. How's he doing with his homework? He's at work right now. He's 23. Boring. Boring! We're learning a lot about my family today, aren't we?

Stop it. So, EZE 762 on YouTube said, you said that firefighter starting fires trend doesn't translate to other hero professions. During your creepiest male nurse episodes you both brought creeps doing exactly that okay good point duh all the male nurses

do creepy things i'm just saying like you don't see the cops doing that that often well actually maybe the cops do do that they plan evidence on people that's the fun part of the job i've heard yeah but now they have those pesky cop cams on them they can't plan evidence as easily as they used to be able to yeah but they can make content for our show super quick that is true we will have another fun blue cam video coming up later on in the program. All right. I have one I should send you.

Please. Oh, I can't stand it. Please send them to Carl. Anybody, if you see any of those Cap Cam body footage videos, today's is a lot of, it's pretty intense, I think, Carl. Yeah, yeah, I thought it would be a quick,

fun one for us. All right. 73, Candy Day, 93 says Jess's parents are swingers on the down low. Is that true? No. They're not alcoholics, but they're swingers? No, it's not true.

They go to some key parties? What's going on? What? No. All right. Okay. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, their swingers, allegedly. Well, Jess, we will catch up with you next week.

Would you give us the results of this week's episode? Did the cops plant those tips on Carl's head? I don't have frosted tips, motherfucker. I don't know how this rumor got started. Well, I mean Oh my God Shut the fuck up asswife And suck my cock

He likes that job a lot Yeah, I'm loving it All right Jess We'll see you next week At Jess Daydraved Later Carl Love me Jess

It's wildcard buddy Let's never find out About Jess's family ever again Now all I want to know About is Jess's family Let's pretend she doesn't have a family From here on now I think we'll be better off

Well they pretend They're not her family So probably i guess it's what's good for the goose carl it's a wild card round it is a wild card round because uh you spun the wheel on the last episode we had yep and so that means that we get to pick any creep from anywhere and any time and present them as our creep of the week now because you won that means you get to go first that is true real quick let's just hit those uh fine people who are celebrating super champ monday like sodomy

Oh, hi, Sawdor meet the great Vinnie. Hello. Nice to meet you. I saw Sodomy just now on Twitter is saying that she will not be super chatting, centering John until he removes the strike on Tuky's channel. And I agree with that stance. I'm with it. Chris Popkey, thanks for the two Canadian dollars.

He says, Better Frost to Tips, Vince Beard or Carl's hair. Fuck you! That would be a bold look if you were actually coloring your beard like that. that would be impressive i was telling my barber the other day my favorite thing about my beard is just how gray it is it's kind of fun uh simon three four three thanks for the four ninety nine i'm bailin and i have Tourette's syndrome line it up butter your own biscuits viny sure enough way i fucked your mom you're done you're done uppercut chicken and crackers wind up i'm gonna need you to put the ranch down anthony tureto thanks for the two bucks love the show with you and

Andy F.S.J. Go Bills. Fuck stuttering, John. Agreed. I think he's talking to you. Thank you. Carl's new nickname should be Cape Fieri. Uncle Sammy Pooh with the $1.99. Thank you. Motherfucker. Oh, guy. Sada me, $1.99. Want to ask Jessica if ever taste Travis Kelsey. I'm going to wager probably not. I don't think she knows who Travis Kelsey is. I doubt it. Your turn, Carl. Shee.

Clench my cheeks. Shee from Liverpool. Sheet, partner. Thank you, Clench. Thank you for the five pounds. We appreciate that. All right. All right.

You ready to get this thing started? Ring that bell, Carl. I am going to start off with a man named Matthew Williams. and he is from Wales. I want to thank Mysterious Seven, the YouTube channel, for the clips that I'm about to play for you. Let's learn a little bit about Matthew Williams. He had some problems with drugs and some issues growing up.

This is him? This is him. At the age of 11, Williams began openly smoking cannabis and rebelling. Just two years later, he was expelled from school for fighting consistently, and by the age of 15, he had simply dropped out of the school system altogether. His parents aided him in seeking help for his drug abuse as an early teen, but failure to follow through with any treatment landed him his first custodial sentence in a young offenders institute the very same year.

He was admitted to Ty, Sir Howie, acute mental health, impatient unit in Blackwood in April 1997 after being charged with attempted theft and burglary. His stay there was short, as he managed to be caught using cannabis, just two and a half hours after being admitted. Oh, no, there's no drugs allowed there, sir. You can't be smoking weed. They're trying to help you out. So you're telling me, what this guy's done is he smoked some weed and stole some stuff, and then he got thrown out of the nut hut for smoking more weed. He got in fights in school.

He dropped out at 15. He's doing drugs. He's getting arrested. He has all these issues going on, and it gets much, much work. Don't pretend you were to try to start a band with him. It gets much worse as he gets older here. All right. Let's see what's next.

Sorry, doing this little different today. Boom. 26 convictions for 78 offenses, including wounding with intent, assault, and various drug and weapons offenses. A shocking 41 of his crimes were handed to him only as a child in juvenile custody and the final 14 during his transition into adult prisons.

78 offenses this guy's a creep this is not a guy you want to hang out with I heard 28 convictions though 24 convictions on 78 offenses so he then serves two and a half years in prison for assaulting his girlfriend and after he serves it's supposed to be five years they let him out after two and a half and he's released to a hostel that also serves as a halfway house for criminals who are recently released from prison and the controversy here is that his father wanted him release to him because his father wanted to help him get back on his feet and get things going, but the courts appointed him to this hostel. So now he's living in this place. He's out for two weeks. He meets this girl, and him and this girl, two weeks after meeting, decided to go hang out at his place. Question.

Yes. He didn't meet her living there. He just met her out on the street somewhere. Well, or at a bar or something, yeah. So you're allowed to go to the bars and you live in a court-ordered hostel? yes he's on probation but basically he's a free man he can do whatever the fuck he wants I know not a good move by whales

26 convictions for 78 offenses including wounding with with Matthew on his way home this day was a 22 year old shop worker named Karris Yem having met her on a night out in Blackwood just two weeks before the pair drank beer and smoked marijuana together in his room

all right she's cute that's a fun night only think he's guilty of is being cool I know right so he picks up this girl much younger than him blonde girl big boobs they're drinking beers they're smoking weed

they're having a good time and okay this is where thanks maybe make a turn for the worst if you've watched this show before you know it's not going to be a happy ending here all right later on in the night the hostile owner suddenly heard

blood curling screams coming from a nearby rented room of theirs, room seven. They ran towards the scene with their son-in-law, keyed in, and swung open the door. The bloody carnage they then witnessed happening would haunt even the toughest of people for life. Two of them were met

with William atop Yem, covered in her blood and growling like a feral animal as he stabbed her violently with a screwdriver. So they're just hanging out having a good time. And then he decides to murder her with a screwdriver. Well,

they were playing animals it sounds they were they were yeah role playing you know you got to they've been seeing each other for two weeks so you got to keep it interesting i suppose having a good time i do not like the idea of coming across someone standing over someone stabbing them with a screwdriver growling like an animal that's never good no and what's crazy we're about to find out is that he doesn't even acknowledge that they entered the room he's so busy with what he's up to, he's just going at it, just stabbing away with the screwdriver at this woman. So like he's a method role player? Yes, he's into it.

Yeah, all right, so then my next one would see what he looks like here. She told authorities that it looked like Williams had black eyes when she saw him, later comparing his face to that of Darth Mall. Her terrified son pointed to the victim and said, That's a girl there, to which Miles replied, that's no girl. Unable to tell the victim was previously even a human being due to the extent of her injuries. Williams did not look up at them once

and continued his attack with reckless abandon. Okay. So he's slashing away at this woman and he pulls an eyeball out, hits the jugular, there's blood flying everywhere all over him. He's making animal noises. He's not done yet.

He's still going for it. So they close the door. They call the police. they keep them inside that room the police come they go in there this guy's still acting like a maniac they don't know what to do so they tased him in the face they got the taser out they taste him four times viddy it took four tasers to the face to bring this man down and um was it like ghostbusters were they all just shooting their streams at this guy yes they're crossing the streams you don't know what's going to happen.

Spoiler, he died. They tased him to death. Well, that's too bad. That's all it is. That's too bad. But let's find out more about what happened to this victim in my next track here. Oh, no. When investigators later recovered Yem's body from the scene,

there were notable injuries to both of her eyes, with one being completely removed from her skull. She suffered sustained blows to her nose, ears, and mouth, as well as deep bite marks spread across her body. Both of her facial arteries were completely severed, which was noted to likely have caused her to lose blood and eventually consciousness very quickly into the attack. A post-mortem examination revealed

she had at least 90 separate injuries across her body. Vinnie, did you hear the deep bite marks? I... Was a part of this? Certainly did. I assumed that was part of the case when he was growling like an animal that was a little bit of biting going on.

Yes. So this is not just a screwdriver that's going at it. He's also biting her. And that's why if you look this guy up, you will see he is known as cannibal killer Matthew Williams. Hold on a second. Let me ask a question. Deep bite marks all over her body.

Is this one of those cannabis, like 20s movies, Reefer Madness situations where they're just telling you all the horrible stuff. They smoked cannabis. And the next thing you do, she had a screwdriver in her 90 times? Well, it turns out when they did the autopsy, he was high on a lot more than just weed. He has a lot of amphetamines going on in his system.

And that's why the taser caused cardiac arrest. He was so worked up. And actually, we're going to find out what caused this to happen, Vinny, something that I had not heard of before, but this is my last track out here. All right. Experts say that his drug abuse, drinking, and mental health struggles likely brought on a condition called

Excited Delirium, the symptoms of which include insensitivity to pain, no response to verbal commands, growling animal noises and unusual strength, all signs clearly exhibited by Williams during and after the attack. Excited Delirium? That'd be a cool band name.

Okay, Excited Delirium is why he decided to do that, why he picked up a screwdriver and started stabbing her. Well, let's not forget. This is a violent man who had a long history of violence and mental health issues and drug abuse. And that was the culmination that night trying to eat this woman while murdering her. Dwyer Christian said, first death by weed. Shocked. Here it is.

Just learned about it. All right. So that is my creep. This week, Matthew Williams, vote on the creepoff.com. well folks i guess that makes it my turn and i'm ready to go i had a whole thing ready to go and then i read this story complete you turn okay creep today is a 46 year old his name is randle bird and oh boy was he a randy bird carl all right i got to drop a deuce how long is this going to take i'll i'll be back in like 15 minutes is that cool no this one's quick this is a quick one he works as a security guard

while he worked at a security guard at the Banner University Medical Center in Phoenix until he was fired and arrested in charge with numerous criminal counts last week. This all stems from an incident that just happened a few weeks ago in October, right at the end of October. So he's a security guard at the hospital, right?

Small part of his job is when they need to transport patients in wheelchairs, they'll say to those guys, hey, could you push this person to the third floor or whatever? and they're supposed to help out. Occasionally, they have to take bodies to the morgue. Okay. Okay.

Now, the police were called to the hospital on the 24th of October to talk to some folks who had a complaint. They showed the police video footage of bird taking a body of a 79-year-old woman to the morgue. Okay. two women who also worked towards the morgue or in the morgue area tried to walk in there to the freezers but it was locked from the inside okay why did they even have that feature is okay correct great question yeah so they found another security person who had the keys lets them in figure out how to make it how to get them in the two witnesses said they saw bird inside the freezer where he was quote sweating profusely and acting very nervous Now, according to the court documents, the witnesses told police that Byrne had removed his duty belt from his security uniform, and it was sitting on the same tray as a body that had the zipper open. And his uniform, quote, looked messy. The 79-year-old victim's body bag was unzipped, and she was facing down for some reason. Okay.

Not how bodies are supposed to be placed inside of those bags, Carl. no you're not supposed to be staring at their assholes when you're putting them away you're not what an asshole now the witnesses said when they entered the morgue bird tried covering the victim's body and told them that he had a medical episode and uh the court document said bird told them that he fainted and grabbed the victim's body as he fell ripping open the bag oh sure that happens all the time well the problem was the witnesses uh disputed this and they claimed the police that the bag was not broken it was just unzipped So that wouldn't happen if you were just slipping and stumbling, I would just unzip the bag. Yeah. And it also doesn't neatly put your belt on the same tray and unzip your pants. The pair of that reported Byrd to the supervisor who called the police.

Now, they questioned Byrd on the 25th. He did the same story. I had a medical episode. Couldn't remember what happened. But it turns out, Carl, there is one problem with this story, even bigger than the not broken zipper even more incriminating than the duty belt

wrapped up nicely and put down Was it his jizzed her ass Is that what the problem was? Give the man a prize It was the fact that they found The load And they took a DNA test Of this guy and

Oh no If you're going to rape a corpse You can't finish Come on people That's how the DNA gets in there Ladies and gentlemen but this guy decided to help himself to a cold one. And he got caught red-handed.

And, and Carl, this isn't like you and I are working as security guards and Tiffany Theson suddenly dies and we have to wheel her body into the morgue. Right, because then you'd go, I get it. Yeah, you know, I was in a slump. You know, what are you going to do? Right. That's not what happened here. Again, a 79-year-old woman's corpse.

She does not look good for her age. I'm telling you, there's no way that after. That's gross. No amount of makeup's going to make this okay. No, that's awful. So, folks, I highly recommend that when you go to the creepoff.com, you ignore all of this anti-cannibus propaganda. Carl pushed on us. And you vote for Randy Bird.

If you don't mind, please and thanks. All right. Yes, please go to the creepoff.com and vote for you. You thought brought the bigger creep this week. Now, Vinnie, we've been doing something new on this show. We used to review true crime podcasts and we got a little bit bored of that because true crime podcasts are all terrible and oftentimes for the same reason. Isn't it nice for you not to have to do listen to more podcasts?

It is a nice break. It is, yes. I don't mind listening to shitty podcasts and putting clips together and packages together. But it is a nice little break for me. And I appreciate my boy Jeff Spangler, who's been sending in a lot of these. videos for us to to look at these uh body cam police videos because we've talked about this many i loved the show cops and it went away after george floyd people didn't want to celebrate police officers doing their job anymore yeah so now we have to turn to youtube although cops is back

now on fox business and i watch it all the time but the point is that now we have to turn to youtube to watch the police officers in action and i found one today well i didn't find it just bang or something where we actually get to see something go down from three different angles because each police officer has their body cam on. And I thought this was fascinating. It's a quick one. There's a woman who's complaining

that someone was shooting a gun at her. And the police are there to investigate. This is 6 a.m. in Arizona. So there's a fire. There's someone's discharging firearms. Correct. And the police were called because of that. And then they find her.

And she's like, yeah, they were shooting at me. all right i did give it to you with a timestamp like a minute in i don't know if you saw that i did not see it you had it a minute in you got it yeah yeah that's good that's perfect all right sorry guys and then he called me and he's like you start showing me around all these fucking people this is her who shot the gun that bitch in there the fucking mexican with the fucking back okay where did she shoot a gun at towards me you fucking piece of shit She's fucking lucky I wasn't so overseas. I'll fucking shot her ass.

Can you pause it real quick? I certainly can. I don't need you on top of it. You're not supposed to threaten to shoot people in front of the cops. That woman should not be wearing a half shirt. That's what my stomach looks like right now. Yes, I know. She's got a very vitty-esque stomach going on right now.

So you can tell that she seems pretty distraught. She's staring at her phone. She says she has evidence. She's going to prove to the police officers. They're like, oh, you have video of it? She's like, no, no, no, no, I wrote it down. Like, well, okay. No, no, it's evidence.

It's evidence I wrote down. It says right here at 2.14, that dumb bitch shot at me. Yeah, I see, I wrote it right here. I was texting a friend about it. So that's proof that it happened. It's notes of the incidents. I note it off. Now, what you're going to find out at the same time here, they're going through her purse.

She allowed them to look through her purse. They find some things that aren't necessarily legal while they're doing. Oh, no. Let it play. I hope they found her a bigger shirt in there. I'm sorry, but my pizza goes me from overseas. I'm going to ask you to go wait. I know.

Okay, we'll deal with that, but I just got to ask you to wait over there. I've asked you three times. I don't know. I mean, all I could tell you is there's a lot of... Okay, well, we're going to look at the video out here and see who shot what. All right. You had no gun? I do not.

You got bullets. She shot him at me. I caught him. That's big. With my teeth. 357 mag? She's got a scale She got some weed

I don't know what's in here I was looking for a gun Found a bag of you Powder right here Does she have the gun Hidden under her Flappy stomach Interesting

Interesting maybe Oh shit Maybe Oh I'm guess I'm just guessing folks But I'm thinking You haven't watched this yet? No

Oh okay I thought you watched it Oh my God I can't wait now. I'm sorry. That's okay. I saw grab it or Fupa.

So they're finding illegal things. Yep. Going in for the arrest. She pulls her gun out. Don't be stupid. She's got a fuck. Oh. Oh, don't she goes.

Yeah, I think we're supposed to watch that on the YouTube. But all right. As that, no, no, it's all good. I found this on YouTube. As they, um, the 18 plus this episode of the creep off, as they, uh, were arresting her because they found out she had a warrant out for her arrest. She's got drugs and stuff and her purse. So they go to arrest her.

She decides it's a good time to pull out a gun and start shooting at the cops. She actually fired off a shot trying to hit the cops and barely missed them. So we get to see this again from a couple of different angles here. Oh, great. I don't want to see her from any more angles. Yeah, sorry. Fuck! Yeah!

Okay, it's good. All right, you got me. Yeah, tag, you're it. Okay, we got a gun. She's got a gun. He's got a . All right, we got one more angle to go. Let me just say this, though, before we watch this one more time.

one more time. Yeah. I hope people are enjoying this. So she was struck twice when the police officer shot at her, dropped the gun, landed the ground. They provided first aid. Then the fire department personnel arrived, took over the first aid. She was transported to a hospital.

She was in critical conditions. She survived her injuries. No officers or bystanders were injured during this incident. So everything worked out well here for everyone. I'm so traumatized by your stomach. Not everything worked out. great. That's actually what, the reason why she survived, the bullet couldn't penetrate all the way into the organs. Carl, why didn't we put a proper stretch mark warning at the beginning of this?

That should be on our show anyway. Yeah, good call. All right, let's see what happens. Yeah, 924 out of 998. All right, here we go. One more angle here. You can see she's acting like, oh, yeah, I'm just staring at my phone. La da da da da da da, da, do you be, do. belly button looks like a mouth. Is this in her proper? Is this in her proper? Give me your hand.

This is where you can really see she's got the gun out. You know who this is? This is making like five years. years. This is who? Vic, in five years. Yes, I wouldn't be surprised if Vic goes down S word by cop.

Yeah, I think I could see that happen. So that was a fun one. Our brave men and women in blue once again victorious. Thank you, Jeff Spangler, for sending that in. Oh, my God. Oh, sorry.

I'm sorry, I'll turn this off. That's something else, dude. That is something else. I can't say. I enjoy that. I can't say. watching anybody ever get to uh but it was oddly satisfied it was i agree with you i'd like to see the ultra slow motion of the bullet hitting her belly because it would look like that photo of

uh mike tyson punching the guy in the face just real slow and you could see the ripples and shit that'd be kind of disturbing i'd like to see you know how when jfk was shot the magic bullet they don't know how it ricocheted where it did based on the angle that it came in i would think that threw her fat in the back of her stomach there. The bullet probably took a couple of different turns and then went flying out. It was like a random angle from her body. Yeah. And it hit the governor in the wrist.

Yeah, go figure. All right. Let's do some voicemails, shall we, pal? Let's do it. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse. Just in time, the Syracuse football team is bowl eligible. Funny enough, ball eligible is also the name of our low-income haircut service.

See you in Syracuse. Not bad. Not bad, McBride. Not bad, McBride. It's good. So hold on. Let's catch about some super chat, shall we? Oh, yeah, let's do that.

I was noticing we had some people celebrating Super Chat Monday with us today. Dang Lizard, thanks for the two euros. A picture of gay Fieri, Carl. That is disturbing right there. I don't want to ever see that again. Could you please send me all your gay Fieri Photoshop's, everybody? I'd appreciate that this week. I went out to this restaurant, Blue Dog,

the really good seafood restaurant here in Florida. And up on the TVs, they have college football and diners, drive-ins, and dives. Giant screen TV. And there's something about that retard. You can't look away from him. You know. And he's eating this gross food all the time. There's just constantly him eating big sandwiches and shit, it's disturbing.

I find a restaurant that plays the food network. in their establishment to be a little weird you think so yeah i think it probably it's probably actually it gets more business going i would think like this is what you could be having well diners drive as and dives and the food's not going to be as good as what you're getting in the restaurant all right solid point all right consequence idea from uh berserk 850 thanks for the five bucks consequence idea public apology to stuttering john wow and you know who would love that idea is my boy Andy on the All Apologies Podcasts. He can feature one of us apologizing to John.

I think I know who would like it. A.I. Anthony would probably really enjoy that. Well, I like that idea a lot. That's not bad. All right. Grimfuse, thanks for the two bucks. Vote for the man who loves pizza more. Hashtag Domino's. Get out of here with the Dominoes. You can't vote for producer Chris. He's not part of this game. did she get liposuction uh no but she did spring a leak yes thanks cream nato and uh revered shit

shit stayed powerful pooper thanks for the five bucks one of my favorite clips ever that chick is a child trans activist and black block dockser uh that's somebody's name i just put it up there and didn't read it well i think that is her name yeah because that's what had my notes here mccreary yeah her not expecting getting shot is hilarious oh okay so yeah this this was a few years ago and i was thinking the same thing you pull a gun out with you're thinking you're just going to murder all the cops and walk away what do you think's going to happen what was the thought process there she was dressed like uh what's her name uh john connor's mom and terminator too yes right without the physique she's like linda fucking flabbleton i get it uh

Tom, thanks for the 499. Any chance for a period of detent between Vinny and Phil? Mistakes were made, but I like you both, please. I don't fucking care about Phil. Phil's having a nice life. He's doing his show. Good luck, Phil. Hope all as well.

There's your day time. Oh, you sound angry. That didn't sound like you didn't care. You sound angry about Phil. I'm angry at Phil. Are you going to team up with Vince the lawyer and go after Phil Elmore, Vinny? Is that what you're declaring right now? I would declare it.

I don't give a. Fuck about Eddie over it. Is this the first show you've done since you fell ill? Yeah. Yeah. How long has it been? Well, we had the COVID. I had COVID and I came back and did the Black Friday bonus episode with you.

That evening, I started feeling really shitty again. And the next day I had like a fever and my stomach was super upset. And then by the next morning, I was having terrible stomach pain and stuff. and I ended up on antibiotics and I was in bed without food from like Friday to Tuesday. It was a real... Jesus! Yeah, it was really bad. Friday, how much weight did you lose?

Like 100 pounds or something? Like 18. Did you really? Yeah. It wasn't good, man. I was really fucking up. Oh, no. But I'm kind of back, so I'm good to go.

You're looking great, buddy. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Between the COVID and the that... And the stream yard filter you're using. Yeah, no. It looks really good. I went through the fucking rigor, pal.

I hear you, man. I'm glad you're back. I'm glad to see you. Thank you. Here's a voice smell. Let's do some of those. Wheel of Consequences idea. Loser has to try to be stubborn John's friend again for like a week.

If Vince the lawyer can do it, so can you. Just call them up. Say you're sorry. That's the support. You have to call John. Say you're sorry. It acts to be his friend again. dude that's hilarious because we either of us could easily do that i'm not doing that i don't

Vince the lawyer has proven it you can get on john's bad side and then win him back over time and time again by the way there's a really funny comment from 73 caddy daddy 93 winda hamilton ton oh very good that's the joke good joke i went flab i stink compared to that guy you stink oh boom i love that idea i'm not against putting that on the wheel i think that'd be so funny if one of us had to try to become friends with john i mean guarantee we can do it here's the deal though like the consequences you have to attempt to do it if he tells you to go fuck yourself you still did the consequence because like you can't make it you have to pull it off no you have to pull it off so what i got to spend years fucking following this guy around going john come on let's be pals no

Fuck that. No, Vinny, this is what you do. Let's say you try to be his friend again and he's not having it. He's like, no, not doing this. Then what you do is you grab an avatar from some 80s movie, some hot chick, maybe she's from Japan, and you start super chatting him, $2 at a time, and he'll love you. He'll be your best friend. So that's all you have to do. You're my best butt.

You could cook me Thanksgiving dinner. Sodommy, you and I go way back. I think he started super chatting me in mid-August. All right. We got a Hall of Fab suggestion here. And this is someone we actually did cover at one point, I think on a bonus episode. Oh, yeah, Jim Dash, just shit on.

I'm so sorry to say this. But yeah, he's right, Jim Dash here. Just shit on Shulie. That's all you have to do. And you can be friends with Kevin Brunnen. You can be friends with Suttering John. All you got to do is shit on Shilly. It's that easy.

All right. I like that. Anyway, I'm sorry. I interrupted. That is the blueprint going. all i would have to do is tax to something like god damn that shooley's a fucking asshole yep oh my gosh you had de wired christian very good opi would also be your point we can become friends with kevin opi and john just with a tweet about how shilly sucks

fucking opi's a war with shulie now too oh it's great it's so funny all right i'm sorry get back to the voice mouths everything is so fucking insane in this world yeah carl and he's your friendly neighborhood possum here. I just thought I would let you guys know. I got someone for the Hall of Fame. Motherfuckers called Cyrax. Crazy fucking YouTube guys. I've been watching him for the last 12 hours.

It's 6 a.m. right now, and I've been up since 12 a.m. Just listen to this little fucker ramble. It's fucking nuts, man. Vinnie's right up your alley. And, I mean, he's not as bad looking as Carl, but damn, at least Carl's not a pedophile, I think, yet. Thank you, fuck you.

Carl's claim, Carl's clean, but, sir, you're not... Not a pedophile yet. Does that mean it's yet to be discovered? I've yet to get into that. What does that mean? The algorithm will catch you eventually, is what I think he means by that. They save your search history? What?

Here's a comment on one of our scum parade stories. Hey, Vinnie, hey, Carl. Speech took. Listening to the scum parade last week, I could not amaze. Imagine just how fucking, like, you're spending nine or five months in that one shit. Like, oh, fuck, I knocked up this crazy bitch. I'm fucking 16, dude. I'm fucked.

The whole rest of my life is ruined. Second the kid comes out, like, she kills the kid, mom goes to jail. Holy shit. That's better than the fucking lottery. Call me back. He's not wrong. But he is very wrong. That is very wrong.

A lot of bad things happen on this show. Some things aren't as bad as others. I'm looking for my, I denounce it, but I can't find it. I give up. I'll just give him one of these. Fuck yeah. It's the opposite. All right.

Here we go. Wheel of Consequences idea. Carl's been using tequila for years now, And I'm surprised that no one has suggested that as a consequence, someone has to do the pee-Herman dance when from Kiwi-Sig adventure. Like, make it, make a video of that. That's the consequence. Thank you, bucky-bye. Interesting.

In a biker bar on top of the bar or just where we want to do it? You got to go down to Rab's woodshed. Okay. Yeah, all right. That would be a got to glass. It jumped on the bar. bar it's our due to a tequila if it's still standing after i jump on the bar now that i think about it uh folks those are our voice mails this week unless you have any carl i do not well then

i think it makes it time for a scum parade scum parade take me on a raid of these fuckshareids that these creeps have made scum parade vinny and carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade Like stories of a kid Fucked by his mom or dad Soaking up a blood of a cat scum parade Your grandparents still with us, Carl? They are not

None of my grandparents are still with It's been a long time Well, mine are gone too But I like to think that Like my parents are older Your parents are older That if you found out your parents are older that if you found out your parents

were getting questionable medical treatment you would get involved right you have to step in on that kind of thing because it's like come on grandma this isn't going to help you well we're going to talk about a 71 year old woman named Danielle

Carr Gam now she was found dead in her room at the cleave house which is like a hotel where she was attending she literally died of stupidity yes she did go ahead guys when I tell you

this woman had no one who loves her in the words of her old David Reed no one who loves her in her life that this happened okay yeah so she had gone to a workshop

of a self-professed alternative healer who had a slapping therapy workshop dude imagine that you get paid to slap the shit out of people. I want that job. I would sign up for that job. That's amazing. You have that job. You do it verbally all the time.

Yeah, it's fun. Let me tell you, here's the thing. The workshop is called Pida Laihan in therapy. And she went there to find an alternative treatment for her type 1 diabetes. Oh, okay, good, yeah. Something fucking treatable. Something that's easily treatable that a lot of people live with. Yep, okay. So this is supposedly a holistic Chinese method in which patients are slapped or slapped themselves repeatedly in order to supposedly draw blood toxins or Shah, the outlet explained. Now, the session was run by a guy named Hung Chi Zhao. He's 60 years old. He's the founder of the Palealalal Institute, which I can't imagine has a nice campus. I can't imagine it's a nice place.

Although, think about the overhead, though. you don't have to buy any medical equipment or I didn't you just slap people so I have the costs you keep those down pretty easily yeah he wrote a book called heal yourself naturally now which discusses the benefits of paid elation as a method for increasing circulation and drawing out blood toxins now according to his website it can treat everything from body pains and cancer to Alzheimer's and paralysis and that might be true only because I don't think Sean Connery's wife ever had cancer or Alzheimer's so maybe slapping the shit of people does work what a fucking joke holy shit Carl you got a Sean Connery beating his wife

joke in what the fuck is wrong I'll do one better than that I have actual audio of this guy conducting these classes that he does in order to solve type 1 diabetes

oh good let's get to the bottom of it sure Yeah, let's hear all this goes down. Yeah, there it is. Slopped you. You probably think I'm finished, huh? No, there's another one. Oh, my God.

Don't worry, bitch. I didn't forget about you. There's a slap for you. Slap, slap, slap. Yeah, there you go. Here's a little reach around the back of the head slap. Oh, God, please. You have to get away.

He won't ever stop. Oh, I'm going slap happy. This guy was very slap happy. I'm sure. Sorry, that's really funny to me. Kar and Grav documented her decision to take the $951 course on a blog, Carl. She mentioned that the week-long October workshop was the second by Zau, and that she would attend that year. The Telegraph reportedly reported shortly after her death, the first session, which took place in Bulgaria.

I'm sure that the Bulgarian FDA is not the FDA. Who's in charge of that stuff? That's a great question. Maybe the FDA, I don't know. The first section. No, probably not. Yeah, large, she said after the first one she went to, large areas of my body were bruised blue, which indicated a lot of shot or porosin blood toxins had been released. That's a good thing, yes.

You want to be black and blue after medical care. It's always a good thing. Yeah, that's how you know you're healing. So she went out there. It's not so much different than bloodletting from medieval times. They put her on a forcible stretching hard bench, which she recalled felt like agony and eternity. Shortly before her death, she told readers that she stopped injecting her insulin for two days, only to resume when her blood sugar levels became sky high. Yeah, I'm sure the dessert at the buffet really fucking set it off after a hard day of slapping at this fucking workshop.

This hotel should be getting fucking soon. Everybody involved in this shit should be getting fucking soon. hold on let's let's go over to uh patrick michael he has a comment on this i think talk about retarded talk about retarded yeah good point she said that she hoped that her second uh and third group workshops will help me heal completely she wrote at the time of her death uh matthew referred to his mother as a victim of false hope that's what her son said about her which is never good it's not a nice way to be remembered so like i said she really doesn't have a lot of friends uh i'm certain she has a blog what seven year old

woman has a blog what the fuck lonely women who fall for this shit oh before she died this guy zah had also been questioned by authorities in australia over the death of a seven-year-old diabetic boy in sydney the slapping method had been frequently criticized for having quote no scientific basis yeah like you said he he says it treats Alzheimer's could you imagine bringing in a fucking Alzheimer's patient and just having so it's slapping them. Are you fucking out of your mind? It's literally the cartoon thing where you get hit in the head and then all of a sudden you're like, oh, I'm all better now.

I like, oh, shit. No, I don't remember anything again. I don't know who the fuck I am, but can we please leave? Right. Yeah, so please, if you know anybody who's taking this shit, tell them to stop, okay? Thanks. Fucking thing sucks. Carl, let's go down to your neck of the wood, shall we?

Yes. Let's go down to Sanford, Florida to a wah-wah. Hold on one second. I want to pull this up. I just want to ask you as you read this story, where did you find the story? Anthony Coombe is Twitter account? This looks like something that he would have tweeted out. I'm just going to show you the news story, Carl.

Yeah, to do it. Here we go. Yeah, certainly unusual and wild story, if you put it lightly here in Sanford. Now, police say the event happened just after midnight early this morning. A woman using this as her. a weapon of choice police say now that couple was in line at the cash register in the process of checking out their items when she snuck in the bottle of wine with their purchases so i'm going to show you a photo right now this is angeli glen please cause all right i will do that that's a woman

yes a very a woman with what i like to call an intense gaze do you think she was assigned female at birth well her collar bonus suspiciously, uh, masculine look at. She has a neck like a winebacker. There's no way that's a woman, but okay. She looks like to cute wig though. She looks like to chaos spikes. Yeah, right.

As I'm thinking. All right. If she was on the 85 bears, you wouldn't bat it out. You'd be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a good defense. Yeah. So here's where we're at. We're in the while, uh, a couple of men and a woman bought a bottle or

pretty paid for the stuff. And this woman snuck her bottle of wine into their gross. Well, they paid for this bottle of wine before they realized what happened. The arrest report says once she slipped in her bottle of wine, the couple paid, then they noticed the wine bottle that wasn't theirs on their receipt. They caught the mistake and the cashier offered a refund. It's at this point that police say Glenn got upset and hit the woman in the back of the head with the bottle, but it doesn't stop there.

Now, I look through that report this evening and it says that she then took the bottle after hitting the girlfriend, she took this bottle, hit the boyfriend right in the face, knocking him unconscious. Now, right now, Fox 35, we actually got in touch with the boyfriend, and he explained to us over the phone that he had to get four stitches as a result of this whole violent attack that happened here at this Wawa. Yeah, not to mention the CTE from getting hit by a linebacker. Right.

So this is my thought on this. If you're willing to murder someone for a bottle of wine, can't you just, steal it? Wouldn't that be a better route to take? Unless you get somebody to pay for it, that there's no crime and nobody's hassling, yeah. I mean, it's a pretty brazen move. Wait, when you get bus and you just go,

ah, he got me. I tried. What are you going to do? I tried. Or just go, oh, my God, I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention. Just lie. Or she could have said, oh, my God, I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention. Well, the cashier said she wouldn't and his Glenn hit the couple with the wine bottle, attempt to leave the store and return to

strike the man with the wide bottle again. According to police, Glenn called and the woman's name, by the way, Agilee Dionne, she's 31 years old. She called it the Uber. The woman's name, yeah. Yeah. She called for an Uber and the Uber driver refused to drive her. So she tried to run away by foot. She was arrested down the street, apparently. So good times in Florida. I like that Wapio says, Von Miller stealing wine now too. Von Miller is actually smaller than that woman. He was giving his girlfriend some pajanata prenatal care. Whatever the fuck that shit is.

It's trying to heal her. Yeah, sure is. Trying to heal her to act right. Now, let's go to Morgantown, West Virginia, lovely area. Now, Carl, I'm just going to have to hit this because we have one of these situations. A victim blame I'm sorry but You brought this on yourself

A victim blame Who I'm sorry but Rusty's a you sort of deserve this A man has been charged After allegedly tried to kill a roommate For eating all the tacos You really should share your tacos On November 20th,

Deputies from the Mangalari County Sheriff's Department and Troopers of the West Virginia State Police responded to a residence in Warm Hollow to discuss a reported dispute. When the deputies arrived, they spoke with the victim who stated that Dale Martin, 53 years old, became irate due to them eating all the tacos. At that time, Martin went into the bedroom and retrieved a 22 caliber semi-automatic rifle. And the victim ran up the staircase after seeing Martin with the rifle. and that's when Martin fired the gun into the staircase where he had just been. A witness to the incident said that Martin called him earlier in the evening and stated, I just shot at the victim.

Don't think I won't get the 12 gauge and blow his fucking head off, deputy said. Do you realize I just want to talk to Dale Martin now? I'm talking to him directly. Please. That firearm you have could get you more tacos. Tacos are not a zero-sum game. There's additional tacos out there out in the way. world you go to a taco about with one of those things they're making you tacos here's what i think

happened everybody knows that carl you're correct but here's here's here's what's happening here i think dale's feelings got hurt because his friends ate all the tacos that they didn't shell well cardiff has a good question on this okay card card cardiff is asking corn or flour and i know the answer to this even though it wasn't reported in the article again horrible reporting It doesn't tell you the details that we need The answer is corn You don't kill people over flour fucking tortillas Listen, if you caught me

Take it a shot at someone over flour tortillas Thank you All right, I was gonna ask you Have you waited on this yet? I know you don't weigh yourself You don't like to, but have you weighed in On flour versus corn tortillas? I'll take the corn.

I'll take the corn. You're right about that. See, but he knows his food. Yeah, listen, the flower ones, if they're there, I'm not saying I'm against them But if you're saying there I'll eat a flower taco if you made it for me, sure Yeah, if you have the choice

And you go for the flower taco Probably Probably a pedophile Maybe Probably Jessica's parents Yeah, you're probably a drunk Like Jessica's mom and dad And they'd be a swinging drunk

Who just left their daughter With Jeff Dunham VHS's and DVDs to watch her. That's hilarious. All right. Lincoln, North Carolina, Carl, police and Lincoln said they've arrested a man who sucked a woman's toes in a Walmart

by claiming to be studied but tie a drink. Have we covered this gentleman before? He looks very familiar. Is it a different guy? We covered the guy who was at the trampolid park trying to suck the kids' toes. Well, yeah, we covered that guy

twice he got busted two different times for trying to suck toes yeah he's like i thought this was the same guy maybe listen you you when you fall off the horse yeah you got to get back out so michael brown of cog court north carolina was arrested around 9 p.m thursday charged with misdemeanor assault on a female officer say brown is a registered sex offender now officers with the lincoln police department said the incident happened monday around 11 15 a m which is an odd time to be getting your foot rocks off when a man who claimed he was a podiatry student started a conversation with a woman in the store that woman erika porras told police that he convinced her to try on several pairs of shoes in the shoe department now first off i'm not trying to talk anybody down

but the shoe department in a walmart what are you doing what you think this is a meat cute honey you're going to go to the shoe department at Walmart and fall in love? There aren't a lot of podiatrists hanging out there, I would imagine. I would imagine they could afford, uh, yeah, a DSW would be my guess? Listen, would they charge for those inserts, those motherfuckers? At one point, the suspect took the victim's foot, put it into his mouth and sucked the victim's toes to the report states.

So that is, by the way, I don't know if you know this. Sometimes you have to lube up the toes to get the shoes on. There are certain types of shoes at Walmart. How fat is her foot car? You got to loob up those toes. Now, I'm going to, listen, I'm not trying to victim blame this particular scenario, but we can agree this woman looked like me. Dude, my problem with this article is, you have this guy, he's obsessed with this chick's feet, he's complimenting her, he's doing all this stuff, shoving in his mouth. They don't show the feet.

Let's see how hot these feet are. Come on. It's a good point. now this woman poor said she was shocked and he asked me not to tell anyone and said he would pay for my groceries okay that's what you know that something bad happened at which point it's kind of a fair deal he's a podi-polling out those podiatry bucks go pick up a couple steaks head by the seafood section your toes not going to get unsucked see you might as well take advantage of it yeah since brown's arrest officers tell wb tv they've received calls from women at rock hill indian land and denver each claim to

have a similar experience with brown those claims have not been confirmed they also said they caught up with a woman named rebecca mcbride in monroe she says a man who she believes looked just like brown approached her for help inside kamar he wanted to tell me he was studying reflexology and noticed my feet and how nice they were mcbride said he started exam he started examining my feet that's my bride mcbride uh talking pictures sound like cardiff uh taking pictures of my feet until he started to sweat and shake and it was my cue to go so he's taking pictures of her feet and then he starts like making combsies in his pants and getting all fucking flustered oh jesus vini i'm going to say something and i realize that this is going to be this is going to piss off probably three quarters of our audience that watches our show these feet people are the biggest weirdos the people who are obsessed with feet is it's so creepy I would rather they were into skull fucking than the foot thing. The foot thing is weird.

You know, I'm going to tell you, I had a crepe picked out ready to go for today. And my choices ended up switching. And I considered this guy. This guy I consider. But I feel like necrophilia is really higher on the list. I'm just saying I'm not trying to retry my case. No, no. I get what you're saying.

Okay. So here's what I'm thinking. So you had the guy who fucked a 78 year old woman who, who just died, right? 79-year-old just dead. 79 who just died. Yeah. And then you got this guy who's just sucking out some chick's toes in Walmart.

I don't know. I don't know. What would you rather hang out with for an evening? For an evening? Yes. Toes sucker. Okay. To-suck for an evening because, you know, I try to get him to do it.

I'd want to go. I take him to a Walmart and see if I could get him to do it. I'd watch. Vinny, I just have to say to that. Don't say shit. for attention it's not cute come on you see if you can watch this guy's game

you want to just make any sense Rick you want to watch it be like hey hey Vin watch this excuse me ma'am have I told have you heard about reflexology I'm studying it you have lovely toes I would watch that all day shut the fuck up ass wipe and suck my cock

you're no fun so here's the important thing A judge ordered Brown to appear in court on April 10th. He's being held out a $50,000 bond. Now, anyone with information about this case should contact Detective Dennis Harris of the Lincoln Police Department. The number is 704-736-8900, okay? Serious calls only. Thank you, Carl.

If you are a female with wet toes, call that number. Yes. or call Crime Stoppers 704-736-89-0-9. Serious calls only, okay? Stop fuck around, people. Yes, this is serious. There's a time and a place they're fucking around. This is not it.

What have we done today? Holy shit. We've done it all. Oh, that's a different show. Yeah, different show. Buddy, I've had a great time seeing you today. This really did be a lot of good to have some laughs with you. So thank you everybody for tuning in and watching us live.

Vinny, they say that laughter and slapping is the best medicine. Let's read some super chats. Let's do that. That have come in since the last time we read some super chats. You guys are great today. Thank you so much for watching us live and participating in the show. I'm reading the chat on here. I'm having a lot of fun with that.

Uncle Sammy Pooh, five bucks. Here's your Papa John's fund to make up for those lost days without pizza, Vinny. Yeah. Dude, you got to do some making up here. The Papa John's closed when I was out of commission. There's nothing left. Oh, no. No!

There is no God! Dude, do you tell me you can't get a chakaroni pizza? Is that what you're telling me? I can't give myself a chakoroni. Gut, thanks for the 909. My old co-host, Kevin, does the funniest fucking shack impression and loves talking about the chakoroni pizza. I miss that.

Oh, God. Gut, doubt, I prefer my bag slap during therapy. Good call. Yes, bag slapping is the way to go on that. Cardiff Electric Thanks for the 279 Minnesota money Everyone's glad you're back

Vinnie except your chair Aw See you later pal Uh An eight All right All right All right

Back slappers All right Too much of an intro For that quick one Sorry I asked people on Twitter If somebody can make me like a James Bond

Moonhead song. I feel like that's a good James Bond villain name. I like it. All right. Thank you to Petty Officer Lady Ty of the U.S.S. Yes.

Yes. Well done. So good. Low IQ. Low impulse control. Undeveloped P.F. Cortex. Talk about Vinnie?

I probably yeah describes you pretty well that is pretty that pretty much sums me up uh Simon 343 thanks for the 499 people who are in defeat are disgusting agreed completely agreed vile creatures really most of them now when you look at a foot your next instinct should be to continue up the leg to the parts of the body that are interesting agreed agreed you can start with the toes Like, that's why they paint them. It's fine. It's why they paint them to look nice and everything. But if you just stay at the toes and you look and you think that's candy and you feel like that needs to go in your mouth.

Yeah. See somebody. All right. You know what? And let me say this because we brought him up already. That guy who went to the trampoline park and was sucking on that kid's toes. Yeah. Even worse than the feet people are the kids feet people.

That's got to be the worst of all that, right? You want to suck on kids sweaty toes? If you're a pito. Pediatrist. Yeah, what would put that word be? Pediatrist? You know, it's pretty much the same thing, but diatrist. It's all works out the same.

So it's been a good show. Thanks, buddy. Let's get out of here. How do we end this show again? We tell everybody to go to the creepoff.com and vote for who you thought brought the bigger creep. Please do that. Make sure you're following us on Twitter and Instagram and all those great places. And we'll be back with another show for all of you bonus content subscribers.

on Friday. Now, I believe Friday isn't to be a very special day, Carl. Why is that? Because Friday, we are going to have our creep-off holiday watch-along special. Oh, that's right. I'm excited for that.

Do we want to tell everybody what we're watching? Hell yeah. The immortal Hokkoa dude in a little film called Santa with Mussels. I can't wait. I have not seen this movie. I cannot wait to watch it. No one has seen this movie.

So, I believe my buddy Colin Delaney is going to come by and watch it with us. So that should be fun. I hope producer Chris will join us as well. And we should have some fun with that on Friday. So make sure you subscribe, find us on Patreon for that. Patreon, Supercast and Backed, Back, Bye. And let's get the fuck out of here. It's nice to be important.

It's more important to be nice. Gagia. Let's see that dick. That's not what I said. It's the cream off. It's the cream off. Thank you.