The Creep Off - Episode 193: Batteries Not Included

Episode Date: December 11, 2023

This week Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for biggest creep under the age of 12. In this week’s Cop Cam segment, we watch a young lady who wanted to make sure the police knew she was smarter than them: In the Scum Parade, we meet a couple on a very hot tinder date, A cop with an unsatisfied girlfriend and a baby thrower! The score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Washington Man Accused of Making Bomb Threat After Mom Denied Him Weed (frontpagedetectives.com)From sheriff's badge to handcuffs: Pottawatomie County deputy arrested after 'toy store' tussle | KOKH (okcfox.com)Trial date set for man accused of throwing baby in river | News | fox13memphis.comMiami woman arrested for attempted murder after setting Tinder date on fire: Police – NBC 6 South Florida (nbcmiami.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! 

Let's start this shit. Let's do it. Warning. Listening to the creep off might leave you. Triggered. This episode may contain murder, rape, laughing of murder and rape, ableism,

Lenny Dykstra, serial keaters, smile talking, fat shaming, child abuse, drug abuse, drug abuse, victim blaming, and the state of Florida.

I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down.

Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Creepos. Welcome to the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And joining me today in the studio. It is my good friend, hot cucka, Carla. What is happening? Vinnie Paulino. How you doing, buddy? You might want to put that a little closer to your, like pointing towards your face. There you go. There's trying to. There we go. Welcome to the show, everybody. It's going to be a fantastic super chat Monday because we are going to be revisiting. It's super chat Monday. It is. Sweet. We are going to be revisiting one of my absolute favorite categories. we've ever done. Creepiest kids. It was suggested we bring it back by a listener a few weeks ago. That's stuck in my head. So let's do it.

Let's do it. Now, before we get too far into a competition, we have to go back to last week's wildcard round and find out who won. And the only person qualified, take that back. The only person willing to come out of the show and tell us the results. It's our results girl, Jess. Hi, Jess. I was going to say qualified?

That's a stretch. Willing, yes. We appreciate it, Jess. Unless you give bad news, that I'm not so happy about it. Thank you for your service. You're welcome. I don't know. All right, the results was 62%.

Let's change it. I was 55 to 34 with 62%. The winner is Vinnie. Oh, it's a new round. Wow, that's a first winner. it is it is wow many and that's what just makes it feel extra sweet thank you everybody for your uh for your votes i know i brought the bigger cream nobody likes a necrophiliac no one's a fan no it's usually frowned upon yeah yeah i'm very happy i'm very happy thank you jess for bringing the good news

today you're welcome none of that jesus shit though it's the real good news i won that said those blatant cheating in Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada. He says, what? Someone tried to vote over 120 times for Carl. And we appreciate that. Thank you, Canada.

I represent the country of Canada on this show. Thank you, Canada. Did I say Regina? I'm about to say Regina. Who cares? But all I know is I find it weird to find out that Carl all of a sudden likes Canada. Well, all of a sudden, what are you talking about? How many times do you want Justin Trudeau is your creep?

Well, I think I brought Biden more times that you yelled about how shitty it back. Because I like Canada. Justin Duton is ruining it. I'm on their side, Biddy. Get fucking feds. Someone's saying that we're quiet and Jessica's loud. Is that possible? Because that's what I'm hearing on my side too.

I'll like step there. Well, no, I think maybe we just need to come up with. little bit. Okay. Right. Right. Uh, we're up for Deney. Whoa, you got butt slam. Oh, ho, ho, ho. I had to play with some. I had to play with levels when I did my consequence the other night. I could tell. Oh, it's all fucked up now. You're fucked up now. Let's talk about the consequence. Just did you watch any of Biddy's consequence the other night? I did a good job. No, I was busy. You would be all proud of it. So, Vinny had to watch this movie. three times in a row. He watched it once. Then he watched it again. I was there.

Other people were there at trucker Andy. I believe Dr. Steve popped on. Who else was there with you, Vinny? Uh, Jimmy the Lip. Yeah, my wonderful producer for subreddit surfing. Uh, let's see. Who else popped? McBride was there. Christian Blatt showed up. Christian Blat showed up. So it was a real nightmare for me. So you got through the movie twice. And then on the third one, it turned into wrestling talk. And I went, do I have to talk about Star Wars the consequence at all? You're not paying attention to the movie.

You're getting excited. You're having a good time with your buddies talking about assembling a wrestling ring with Dr. Steve. Like, this isn't a consequence. So I think you need to watch that movie one more time all the way through. I don't care what you think. How many rules have you skirted in your consequences?

All I did. None. Every one. Every single one. Where is this rule book you speak of? Fisker Wisker gave me the ruling. He said, I'm clear. All right.

Fisker Wister says it, then I'll go along with that. People's Jam. Once again, congratulations. All right. Congrats, Minnie. Thank you for doing your consequence. It was still a nightmare because let me tell you something.

Tell me something. I don't know if you guys know this about that movie, The Last Jedi. It's not great. It's terrible. It's the worst thing I've ever seen. Jess, how do you feel about that movie? I really don't remember what happened.

Yeah. Not memorable. Nothing happens. Princess Leia turns into a superhero, but other than that. For some reason. Oh, that's the one. Yeah, that's the one.

She turns into the Jordan logo. And her corpse flows through space. It's ridiculous. Takes off from the free throw line. It's very impressive. I will admit that the scene where she does the hyperspace jump, like the whatever it's called, into the ships. I was like, that was cool.

Yeah, no, special effects are at the point. You thought that was cool. That was the only thing. I went to see it with my brother. My brother and I were like, oh, that's cool. Other than that, everything else is just like. Did you like it when Luke discovered a new thing you can do with the Force, transport yourself across billions and billions of light years, and be a ghost of yourself somewhere else and fight people?

That was pretty fun, huh? That's a new thing the Force does. Yeah. What a fucking cheat code that is, right? writing for Star Wars. Hey, guess what the Force does now? Anything you want.

Cool. You know what I hate about it? What really bugged me? What ground my gears, Carl? What's that? Was the fact that Luke did all of that, literally just for a diversion

so that they could sneak out through some rocks for what was left of them to get away? He died just so a couple of them could get away. And he has all that power. That's all he could do. He died, but now he's just space ghost because he comes back in the next movie anyway, because that's what all these Jedi do.

They just become space ghosts. afterwards so it kind of seems like a good deal i'd want to get there sooner i think yeah i guess i don't know i found the whole thing just a let's not yeah let's not talk about this anymore we're losing viewership as we speak thank you jess for everything we will see you soon have a beautiful rest of your week it is time for a competition but first fuck that let's hit up superchats cardiff electric thanks for the 279 potato soup last night at 930 p.m be there yes i I was watching that quite a bit today. I got through most of it so far.

Very good episode. It's amazing that you know Joanna's on that show. Oh, yes. Joanna does a Baba Booie impression. I heard this morning. It's very good. Cardiff, if you're still watching and you want to hop on my emergency broadcast today,

5.30 Eastern, I'll be breaking down, centering John's ridiculous episode from Saturday. What happened on Saturday? John started patting himself on the back with what a hero he is and came to tears over it. You didn't hear this, Vinny? I only heard one thing.

John, well, you heard that he accused of hacking his computer to steal his money from YouTube. I did hear that. That's hilarious. But no, and I think he was serious about that, but I think he was also serious about the fact that changing children's lives. He was the substitute teacher for a semester and a half changed

children's lives. An 11-year-old was going to go the wrong path until he met Suttering John Melendez. It became a straight-A student. Let me ask you this question. Do you think maybe it's possible the government just somehow I started garnishing his YouTube. I just started to play me.

Yeah. Maybe Susanna wanted their child support that's owed. Allegedly. All right. Turbo 7049. Thanks for the five bucks. Great question. When you and Vinier are cosplaying as Will,

as Will Smith, who plays well and who plays Dwayne? Well, I'll answer that for you. Carl, but here's the bottom. Well, here's the answer. I'll give you the answer. Is the real star here.

Everybody knows he's well. Carville's the real star. Everyone knows that. The more cushion, the sweeter the pushing, or so I have read. Vinny is a power bottom. It's fucking lost. Happy Super Chat Monday, boys. Thank you, Simon.

333. Thank you, sir. Conservative atheist podcast on all platforms. Thanks for the $1.99, and you are welcome for the plug. Yes. Plug away on here. Feel free. We'll read out any plug you want, even if it's disparaging.

Shut. the fuck up all right carl you're making fun of christian blatt is that what you're doing right now no you know what i'd like to do you know what i think would be a fun episode we should invite christian blatt and eric zan on okay and have like a uh a four way episode of the show okay for creepiest broadcaster of all time that's a good idea maybe we gotta talk to those guys that's a very good idea maybe you should talk to those guys i got no time oh man who is the guy so there's a couple people who come to mind obviously matt lower comes to mind i dibs dibs but What about the, I always forget his name.

The guy who left all those voicemails about doing Coke and having a three way. Oh, Pat O'Brien. Pat O'Brien. He's a good one too. If you see me just say yes. What a horny guy. And then he went out like Dr. Phil and he's like, now I was out a little bit of coke. And Dr. Phil goes, you can't be on a little bit of Coke.

That's like being a little bit pregnant. And I wanted to grab Dr. Phil and go, no, no, no, no. You don't understand. There are certain amounts of Coke that you could be doing that would be more detrimental. than less amounts of coke. That is true. That is true. You think you just have one bump

and all of a sudden you're fucking lost your mind? No. It's going to take a lot more than that. Yeah. It takes repeated usage to get to a point where you could be that confident. Did I just decide to start recording this show?

Is that what I just saw? No, I was recording. That was my backup recording. I was going to say, I was like, uh-oh. No, I didn't start the backup recording. I was too busy fixing levels. I hear you. Dude,

that's why I came here late to give you more time to fix the levels. I thought that's what you'd be doing. Carl went and had himself a succulent Chinese dinner. If you didn't watch our bonus episode from Friday, you will not get that joke. Now, Carl, I think we should ring the ball and start the competition, Creepiest Kid Round 2. Yes, this is Creepiest under 13. That's right. You want, so you get to go first, my friend.

Oh, boy, oh boy. Resent away. Where did my creep go? Now, folks, this is going to be simple. today because my creep is one of the worst type of humans on planet Earth preteen girl okay

her name was Mary Flora Bell now she lived in England we're going to be talking about 1969 is the main year we're going to be sexy in here so kids I heard Brian Adams was having a good time Mary Bell got a six string used it to choke kids

out this is a good song now uh mary bell's mother is worth mentioning in this she seems like a problem now her name was betty bell and she was a well-known local prostitute oh well-known prostitute so daughter of a daughter of a celebrity was it legal then no it's not good to be well-known if you're doing something illegal correct now mary that well-known mobster right there like oh shit mary was the second child by the way and I should point out that Betty had Mary when Betty was 17 years old. Okay. Fun story about Mary's

birth. Her aunt ISO was there in the delivery room and when the nurses gave Mary to their mother Betty, she started screaming, take this thing away from me. She! So I'm going to go ahead and say that not only

is Betty a bad mother, I'm going to say that Mary Bell is a born-in-bred creep because Because that's the only example she had growing up, okay? Now, as a toddler and young child, a lot of weird things happened to this poor kid. Like one time, she flew out of a window. Really?

Yeah. So I'm pretty sure Betty was also a baby thrower. Kick the baby. Oh, kick the baby. Kick the baby. She was incredibly violent in school. She used to fight the other kids all the time. At one point when she was like seven, her go-to move was trying to strangle and suffocate

kids. Okay. She would get a hold of them and like cover their noses and mouth and try to like, that's a fun game. No. Oh, it's not. At one point, she got a kid at the sandbox and just started soughing sand down this little girl's fucking mouth trying to kill her. And we're talking like seven year olds. Okay. Now, she didn't have a lot of friends. You know what seven year olds like to eat sand though, Benny? Sounds like she was doing her a favor. Why would you think that? Because I don't have children. Oh, that's true. It's well documented. okay so by 1968 mary is 10 years old she a situation happens in the neighborhood where a three-year-old boy was badly injured in a fall from the top of an air raid shelter okay now this is this is england the parents thought it was an accident the following day three mothers came forward to tell the police that mary had attempted to choke their young daughters and the police went to the house and found betty everyone's favorite

whore and said, Betty, could you please have your daughter, Mary, stop choking everybody out? And Mary was like, sure, no problem. She was done to suck it off a guy. And nothing to happen past that. They just said, tell your daughter to stop that. No charges were filed. Nothing happened. Well, a few days later on May 25th, the day before she turned 11, she ran into a little

boy named Martin Brown, who was four years old. And she took him to an abandoned house. And that's where they basically, she strangled him to death. This is not a joke. Yeah. Then days after Martin's death, well, the same day, she went and found her friend Norma who live next door. Forgive me, guys, my own notes are fucked up. Yeah.

Norma, her best friend, lived next door. She was three years older than her. She was the only kid who would hang out with her. Okay. She goes against Norman and says, hey, come on over to this house with me. When they get there, there's already a couple other kids from the neighbor. hood who were playing in the house too and they found the body of martin brown that she had choked out that she wanted to show her friend hey look i killed one norma come look so they go in there and they pretend what happened here was going to be boasting this is crazy oh my god we better go

call someone the police show up they found an empty bottle of painkillers in the house so without any other clues the police just went eh the kid took the pills and died no investigation car right very good now little 11 year old mary bell was not happy about this oh she wanted a lot of credit she wanted a lot of credit she wanted to show her friend and show off that she murdered the kid and uh a few days after that mary and norma broke into a nursery school if at first you don't succeed many she broke into the nursery school where martin brown went and they vandalized it leaving notes taking responsibility for the kid's death and promising to kill again oh just do it already stop threatening it so police thought that shit police thought morbid prank

this is fucked up they still didn't change the fact that they think this kid just died of natural causes sure so in the meantime mary bell is walking around the school telling everybody by the way i'm the one who killed martin brown it wasn't no pills it was me i killed him i choked him out over that house it was me bullshit and that's how everybody treated her because she was an asshole and don't it's like john talking about all the good things that he does nobody believes him yeah he's volunteering his time of the kindness of his heart even though it is very weird that a child who is insanely violent nobody believed her what she said he choked out and murdered another kid because no one's stupid enough to get away with murder and then not want to get away with it yeah it's kind

of dumb so later that summer july 31st two months after the first murder mary balin norma uh grabbed a three-year-old kid named brian how and this time they strangled him, but then they had a little bit of fun. Mary mutilated the body with scissors. She chopped off the little boy's penis with a pair of scissors. Snip, snip, snip. Now, they threw his body next to a bunch of concrete blocks, so they kind of built like a thing over him.

Yeah. Like a makeshift shitty grave. And they start, they go home and they run into Brian's sister who's out looking for him. And they go, oh, we'll help you find him. and they start walking around the neighborhood with this kid's sister and they walk past where the body was and they go, Norman goes,

nah, he wouldn't be over there. Let's just keep looking. And they just guide her away and they keep looking for this kid. By the time the body was found, the neighborhood was completely losing their shit. When they took his body to be examined and his blood had cooled down,

new marks appeared on this kid's chest, Carl. Okay. Yeah. She had taken a razor blade and scratched the letter M, right into his fucking chest. She's really needed the credit for this. Yeah, she watched Zorro and she wanted to make sure everybody knew it was Mary. So the cops show up, they're like, suicide. Definitely a suicide.

This three-year-old couldn't take it anymore. Yeah. Now, they did a very poor job of disguising their interest in this investigation is the best way to put this. On the day of Brian's burial, Mary was spotted lurking outside the high. house, Detective Chief Inspector James Dobson was there, and he described it as she stood there laughing and laughing and rubbing her hands together. I thought, my God, I've got to bring this child in. She'll kill another one. Yeah, no shit. Yeah. So on the day of, by the way, I missed an important fact on my notes because I just realized where they went with the first kid after he died. Yeah. Okay. The day of the funeral. Or the day before the funeral, she showed up at the house, rang the doorbell of little Martin Brown's parents, and asked, can I see Martin? And there was no little girl. Martin died. She's like, yeah, I know. And they have the door at her face. That's a pretty funny prank. It's way rather than knock, knock, run away. Yeah. This little psycho was just running around town giggling after murdering and chopping off a little boy's penis. All right. So surprise you didn't have more friends.

She seems fun. So she made up a story about having seen an eight-year-old boy that hit Brian on the day that he died. She said the boy had been seen carrying a pair of broken scissors. This was a self-incriminating statement because nobody knew about the scissors stabbing and stuff except for the police. And they're like, okay, we don't believe this little girl. She's psycho. And within a day or two, Norma's parents called Detective Dobson and all blabbermouth Norma. gave up her pal Mary told him the whole story they're both arrested and taken to jail the jury

agreed Mary convicted of the murders but they said she she carved her fucking initial one to the chest she was 10 she didn't know what she wanted she was just crazy what she wanted to do is kill what she wanted what she wanted what she wanted they convicted her of manslaughter instead of murder so she was a sentence to quote imprisonment at her majesty Steve's pleasure. Oh, it's funny. My creep has the same thing.

Oh, no shit. Yep. Yep. I went over to the UK for this one, too. We'll explain it now because Carl's going to explain it later. It means that you're locked up until they decide you can go home. And even though she escaped out of the jail in like seven years after this,

she escaped for like five days with two other dudes and another girl that was locked up in like this teenage mental facility, they got caught. They let her out in 1979. and everyone was super pissed off because when they let her out, Carl, they gave her a fake name and a new identity just to go through life. Like nothing ever happened. She ended up working as a secretary, had a kid in 1984. She got doxed because she got married.

And yeah, long story short, she lived in a not, she's still alive. She's somewhere in England. Nobody knows where she is, but she did collaborate on a book. And she blames her mom for everything. So she says, yeah, oh, I did everything, but it was my mom's fault. So if that doesn't make you want to call her a creep, I don't know what will. I want to point out, not the super chat. Go to the regular chat real quick, the guy bully in there, make it some good points.

He goes, why don't people watch this? God, this is boring. Thanks, Carl. That was been, way to show some pride in your show. You motherfucker. You're talking about your presentation. It's boring as shit. All right, buddy.

Are you ready for my creepiest kid? I guess. good because I brought two kids, Robert Thompson. Cheated. John Medibles working together on this. Well, they're young, so they got to team up on this. All right.

Robert Thompson and John Venables, two, 10-year-old boys, abducted, tortured, and murder. The two-year-old boy, James Bulger, in 1993. They were at a shopping center near Liverpool, and they were looking for a target. They're looking for a kid to abduct. They were skipping school and they were shoplifting. They stole candy, a troll doll,

batteries and modeling paint their plan was to abduct a child leading to the busy road next to the shopping center and then push him into the oncoming traffic that was going to be their fun prank for the day okay so in comes in two-year-old james bulger and he's at the mall with his mom and his mom's over at the butcher getting whatever meat she needs for the family sounds like a great mall they had a butcher next to the foot locker well it's like you know this shopping center okay so there's like a grocery store or the butcher and everything else. And she takes her eyes off of her son, James, for a minute.

These two kids run in, grab him by the hand, lead him out of the mall is all caught on CCTV. Wapio, good comment. According to the Creep Oak Charter, if they stack up under a raincoat accounts as one creep. Yeah, thank you. Okay. That's what I should say. I stay corrected. I stay corrected.

All right. So this kid, the mom takes your eyes off him for a minute. These kids swoop in, grab him by the hand, lead them out of the mall. And they walk about a quarter mile down to the Leeds in Liverpool Canal. where they drop him on his head. There's eyewitnesses seeing this boy, this two-year-old boy crying his eyes out as these kids continue to taunt him by the canal

saying that they're going to throw him in. And 38 people watching, almost none of them did anything. It's like the last Seinfeld episode. They're just pointing and laughing. A couple people did try to intervene. Well, the kid was crying. It was funny.

I know. It is funny. The couple people did try to intervene. But these two kids are like, no, this is our younger brother. We're taking care of them. We just got to bring them. yeah we'll bring him to the hospital we'll take care of it no problem so eventually they bring james up a steep bank to a railway line one of the boys threw the blue paint in james eyes then they started kicking and stopping him while he was down and then started throwing rocks and bricks at him these kids are nw o if i ever heard of brutal so then they took the batteries they stole and shoved them in his mouth and up his asshole they ripped his clothes up they're shoving batteries up his ass

Was that a misguided child's attempt to wake him up, like the energizer body? Yeah, maybe. Maybe they thought he needed some energy. Finally, the boys dropped a 22-pound railway fish plate on James creating 10 skull fractures in his head, obviously. There were 42 total injuries, and two days later, when the body was found, they couldn't determine which was the fatal blow. Do I need to show this picture of this kid? Let's see what this kid looks like. He's a cute kid.

Ah, there's a little James Bulger. What a cute kid. kid, huh? Well, so then, I don't know. He looks like he could probably be an asshole. No, no, no. Listen to this, Benny. After all of that, so they beat, they beat this kid and murder him. Then they decide to lay his naked dead body down on the railroad tracks where he was eventually cut in half. A train came through and cut this kid in half. The best part is his body was found by a group of children two days later. That's a fun discovery. Um, oh no when they identified these kids because they saw them on CCTV grabbing this kid from

the shopping center uh-huh and they knew that those kids had skipped school that day uh-huh so they bring him in for questioning and uh robert asked whether james had been taken to the hospital to get him alive again they thought the hospital could just fix him after all of oh no that's not good Not good. Not too bright. The boys by then aged 11 were found guilty of Bulger's murder and at the Preston Court, November 24th, that's 83, becoming the youngest convicted murderers of the 20th century. Huh. They were 10 at the time.

Well, my person was one person and she chopped off a little boy's weiner. And Vinny was there and he said, let's see that dick. then she tossed it to me and I went ew and I went ah in an unprecedented court order the pair were given new identities and released in 2001 similar to what you were saying

they were given new identities and allowed to live their lives ironically they both work at the mall now after that although vettables has been in and out of jail ever since for distributing indecent images of children so the one kid grew up to be

a total creep who likes CP should have just brought the one then you wouldn't be cheap those two robert thompson and john venables are my creepiest under thirteens for this week on the creepoff vote at the creepoff dot com all right folks that is uh the competition for this week who are is the creepiest kid vote for mary bell at the creepoff dot com please and thanks carl what are we going to do next let's look at those quick super chats and then we'll we'll get into some fun video stuff. Jerry, our boy Jerry

from Binghamton. Season's greetings, I hope to see you both at the isotopes jingle jam next week. I have gifts for the gang. Awesome. There's an isotopes jingle jam next week. The isotopes are performing at Johnny's on Culver and Merchants on December 22nd. Oh, wow. Come out for that. That sounds like a lot

of fun. I guess Jerry's coming to town for it. That's awesome. I'll see you there. Dagobert, Uber Dangle, thanks for the five bucks. Necrophilia is slightly worse than befriending S. But it's better than for us and your tips. Agreed. Hold a second.

People are turning on me now because I'm going gray in my old age. This is outrageous. You should be mad at Vinny for befriending, Codding, Coddening, John. Candelado TV became a new member. Thank, Joey C. Yeah, over on your channel. I love it.

Appreciate it, buddy. There you go. All right. Thank you very much. Carl, we are caught up. What do we want to do next? Okay. So our boy, Jeff Spangler, he sends me these videos that are fun to watch the

cop cam videos. This is one from a channel call. body cam watch and let me just set up what's happening here okay they're down in florida and they're a drive-thru at McDonald's these teenagers get into a fight and they both flee but the cops run both of them down they talk to the first teenagers they get some information about what happened and then they find the other teenager now the other teenager is riding around this girlfriend in the passenger seat okay so the teenager he's all bloody down his face to everything they pull him out of the car and they realize he's drunk he's 18 years old he's drunk he just got into this fight so he needs to get arrested

the girlfriend turns out to be the problem this is an 18 year old girl who's also been drinking and she does not know how to control herself around these police officers so it starts up pretty tame oh no we're going to just go in order here the first one she doesn't understand why her boyfriend's getting arrested. All righty. You can just work on getting your phone inside the car. I'll get your phone for you. Why are they cuffing him?

Is your phone inside the car? Obviously, it's inside the fucking car. No, it's not obvious. Why are you guys cuffing him? What did he do? No, no, don't be walking up on that. Excuse me, bro, don't fucking put your hands on me. All right, just stop. I'm calm.

I know. All right, well, you're starting to escalate here. All right. She's got a bit of an attitude. She doesn't appreciate the authority of these police officers. Yeah, why are they being such dicks to her? She's being cool, bro. They are so polite to her.

They, I don't know how they control themselves. It must be the cameras. Before these cop cams, there's no way they treated people like this. I like to think that they did. I don't think so. I like to think that they did. So our girl here has a request. She wants to say goodbye to her boyfriend.

That'll be nice. So is there anyone I can call for you That way we get your ride I'm going wherever he goes Like I've explained That's not the case I'm not going to fucking jail I don't tell he's going to go

I'm going to go Where he goes I don't know how I'm going to get there I'm not fucking walking I need my shoes and shit But like Can I talk to him before he goes Probably not

Through the window Probably not Why I don't make the rules I say bye What the fuck can I do What you can do is you can call someone to come pick you up and go home The police

Now they know she's been drinking and she's underage But they're like, look at, we're just going to let you go Okay, not a big deal And she's just being a problem Everything's a problem You can't call my parents, they're sleeping They have to get up early for work Okay, do you have any friends?

No, you can't call anyone. I'm going to get my shoes. I got to get my phone. I got to do this. I got to do that. So she is not listening. I actually have audio of, I have audio of the whole thing.

I want my hotel bill paid. I want my hospital bill paid. I want my food bill paid. I want my gas bill paid. I have that. I haven't used it for anything. It just seemed right. Sorry, guys.

I love it. All right. So now she starts to get a little bit bludgeon. You can tell us. trying to stay calm here she's being an asshole but she's staying calm well now she starts escalating things i get what you're all doing you have to take him there but like literally he's down the street as well as kind so he can make that phone call when he gets to the gym i need to get my shoes in my phone so all right hang out back here real quick hang out back here real quick hang out back here

real quick you do you're gonna fucking crazy you're not pull away from me i'm not pulling i like that you're fine you're i like that you're good okay okay her father yes is not the one she's going to be able to call is my guess she's going to have to call mom okay so she's being a real asshole not listening to them as they're telling her not to go back to the car yet so now she starts that thing where she's uh you know she's all tough and she's like oh what are you going to do cuff me i dare you to go ahead and cuff me okay please cuff me please cuff me he's down the fucking street

I'm gonna call dad twice no answer you're sad as fuck you're sad up with pride you're happy I'm actually quite happy I'm happy to be here but like that's sad after a guy gets drunk

I think he's gonna get your property out of the car now your oldest spot shut the fuck up anyways he's down the street you don't want to go get where is he going here on a what so she tells the cop that he's old as fuck and needs to shut the fuck

I agree with that I don't like this of these old motherfuckers telling me what to do. Hell yeah. Please cough me. Please cough me. She's charming. She's a charming young lady. Meanwhile, all this time, and I'm just playing you the highlights, but all this time,

she's just giving them nothing but problems are going, ma'am, we're going to let you go get your stuff. Call us someone to come pick you up, and she's asking for rides. She wants to go with them to the jail, and she's like, can I just ride with you guys? Like, no, we're not a taxi service. This is not how this works at all. Plus, you can't go to jail. You're not going with him. you got to go home you got to get out of here well i'm pretty sure she could probably find ways

to get to jail well let's see if she does let's put the next track here all right where are you going hey right here my fucking shoes don't grab me yeah dude you feel good you feel good grabbing go stand over there you feel good grabbing go stand over there i need my fucking shoes okay oh you can stand over there see this is the thing she wants to put on her her boogie shoes she dancing just said she started dancing This is the thing when people talk about like dating teenagers, you know, older guys with young girls, like the Christalia's of the world. How the fuck do you put up with this shit? She is so obnoxious.

And don't get me wrong. She's very attractive. Uh, principle of uncertainty, hysterical. I keep telling my son, sure, girls are pretty. But give me gay a chance. It's not what it was. Yes. I know.

There's that family guy episode where Stewie Griffin asked what gay is. It's like, well, you know, it's like, uh, stuff that you do with the girls. but you just hang out with guys all the time instead. He's like, yeah, that sounds pretty good. All right. So she's getting nuts. And now in my next track, she's explaining how bad these police officers are at their jobs.

Oh, well, I mean, the one guy's old as fuck. Yeah, I mean, come on. True. I love seeing how you guys are so shitty at your job because I do a dance move and because I want to get my fucking shoes. Make a show is how much if I had some video, you get fucked.

Everyone sees this. Yeah, you're being filled. right now. I don't really give a fuck, but like, you guys are going to be mad because I'm dancing. No. You are. No. You just said if I'm done, I can go home. That's really what he just fucking said. You guys mad because I'm dancing. Um, no, you're being a bitch. It's the problem here. That's what we're kind of, I'm not even mad about you being a bitch. Right. They're not even being mean to her, which is incredible. I'm surprised by that. Um, tell me a taser's going accidentally deploy. Well, what's great is, uh, you know, she's talking about like, could you

imagine if this was on video and people saw this? Yeah, it's got 1.5 million views dummy. Good job. And it's not because they want to watch us and be like, these police officers are out of control. Well, no. I'll give her credit. She has auditioning to be a stripper right now. Like that's, yeah, she has a couple

things she says. So when you have an attitude like that, not a lot of options. This next one, they give her her ID, grab your stuff, get out of here. Here's your ID. Grab your stuff and leave. I didn't drive. Oh. good guys got big balls not him his shit's drunk that much suck okay

continues to insult these police officers for no reason they've done nothing to her they had to arrest her boyfriend for driving drug yeah you're bad at your job for arrested the drunk 18 year old who's bleeding all over the place and swerving all over the road yeah you guys are the worst at your job so now finally she's gonna leave bitty she's finally like, okay, I'm getting out of here but not before she flicks everyone off on her way out. I love her. This is a woman right here.

Have a good day. I have a fucking four to a five. What you say? One good day. Ficking them off. I hope being racist. Okay. She calls him racist for some reason.

I love this new thing now. You can just say that all cops are just racist assholes. You can treat them over you want. It's fun. It does make for easier confrontation. with them yeah this does i will say this the last two interactions i've had with cops were not pleasant the cops are not really polite well when you're at the buffet for over five hours they have to remove you from the restaurant yeah but did they have to hog type yeah well

that was the fun part that was the fun part you might be right to some of this like on the camera they try to be nicer because i had a girl running just slammed into the back of my car just I'm at a red light and she slams into the back of my car. My car, it was in a dangerous intersection. Let me guess. This woman, was she texting a friend? Probably. Was she probably busy at her phone?

Well, she starts custody and swearing to me. It was my fault. Yeah, that's how that works. Yeah, it was a whole thing. So I called the cops to report it and she's screaming to me, but I didn't want to sit in the car because it was like in the turning area and it was not in a good spot, just the case anybody else decided to be stupid like her. And the cops showed up and immediately started screaming and yelling.

at me to go stand over there. And I was just like this. Yeah. Just yelling for no reason. You look like a problem, though, Vinny, in the cop's defense. I know, I don't. There's a ranting and raving woman and I'm just standing there. As the cop supporter on this show, which is not what I'm trying to do here, but you do look

like a problem. And yeah, someone in the chats you been talking about this female privilege. Like, if you imagine a guy flicking these cops off, telling me suck of their jobs and everything. Dude, if I, if that cop had been like, go stand over there. And I went like, like that. I would have been in cuffs in two seconds for sure well remember that video that came out um well you got your own video this past weekend we could talk about

from east ave the the cop was letting those chicks out twerk all over his cop car and i think he got in trouble for that but it's like these rpd these russia police officers for whatever reason just let these people do whatever the fuck they want minnie what it's it firsthand i did see that firsthand i'm actually sending myself the video right now yeah you might want to load that up actually it's pretty funny well I was driving home the other night you said it to me and Dick Masterson because there might be a fat watch component

attached to this video you saw all right I've emailed it to myself give me a second let's watch the next clip okay let's watch the next clip so now remember Biddy she's walking away it's done it's over right yep nope she has to come back oh she's she has to come back not thinking I listen

hey I actually thought about being a cop after a minute y'all like where the fuck of the women it's probably a good thing you change your money we're the women don't stop so many beer cans in my thing can i like dump them out do you guys care well you guys don't answer this thank you what do you guys think i should say when i go to his house he's 18 so she can't have those beers take them out they're empty uh thank you daddy you can keep those because they're empty for you oh and she chucked simmon hits the guy it's littering a crime okay i'm sorry

I'm sorry. It's literally a cry. I'm talking stuff into things. Ready to get you to leave about 25 times, but you're smarter than us to know better. She's a 4.5 GPA and hang out of booking. He finally had enough. She finally did somebody.

They're like, okay, that's it. We're taking it, you freaking idiots. Oh, my God. I just saw the title of the next two. Yep. Here come the ankle restraint. Here comes sweet justice. They put her in the back of the car.

She's kicking and hitting her head. and shit. She's, she's, I don't know, with that look on her face, not as attractive.

No, that was attracted to she kind of looks like, uh, I didn't throw them at you. Why are you doing this? I didn't, I didn't throw them at you,

no, I didn't. She picked, I got a hobble. Yeah. We could tire feet down. All right. I'm not crazy.

Are you a problem? Let me feed over here. I didn't. Let me feed over here. No, I won't do it again. All your. All your.

Feet over here now. They're patience, finally. One, two, put them over here. Cross them at the ankles. Now. Cross them at the ankles. All right. They're having fun at this, obviously.

Yeah. And so now our final track here. You're all this fuck. I will not cross my ankles. So she's doing everything she can to get arrested. And then she realizes when she finally does get her. arrested that actually she doesn't want to get arrested it turns out all right here we go to jam okay so the van is actually here to take you okay so you're going to get out of these cuffs

ha ha ha ha yep i feel good about that yeah she deserved it and she was being a real see you next tuesday all right would you like to see the video from the other night yeah shot yes so this is you driving in your car and you whipped out your phone to capture this? I did. I did. Very good, sir. Good instincts on you, sir. Oh man, why isn't it playing? Hold on a second. Is it a dot MOV? Yes.

You got to convert it to MP4, I think. Which you can do just by renaming it, which is crazy, but it works for me anyway. It works for me on my Mac. I don't know if it'll work for you on there. It just might not, but you know what I can do, kids. I have another option.

I have another option here. very quickly kids on the fly here it comes maybe was that where were you you were in your neighborhood is no i was i was by the club oh this is by the club yeah oh could you flip it i tried to figure it out hold on we already got a good peek at what's going on there yeah we did wow okay i would pause right there some big gals shaking their booties why won't this let me switch it what the fuck man I shouldn't have brought this up

what is happening asking you to do too much on the fly here why am I did I turn this stupid I'm soy ways people I'm soydways why won't it spend either way

you know what we're watching it laughing at you fucking losers. I deserve it. I deserve it right now. Is John the stupidest guy in the world? Right. There I won. All right. I hope the audio is coming through on this. So, whatever. It's sideways people. Uh, these fucking women are just twerking and stop this guy's Mercedes in the middle of the road. And I'm not hearing the audio, but it's not coming through. But log story short, I put it out of the creep off Instagram. God damn, what is wrong with these women? So as I drive by or something? Yeah.

It was over by Wynton. Okay. So I'm going out and I stop, obviously, because the traffic is all stopped. And when we get going, I yell out the window to them, hey, buddy, your bumper's all dented. It's a lot of fun. Yeah. I left pretty hard. Terrible job.

Terrible job presenting that, everyone. Wasn't planning on it. But it was a lot of fun. It was gross. It was pretty gross. Thanks for sending that to me. It was pretty gross. I thought Dick would have liked it.

I'm sure he did. Yep. there was a lot of cheeks there everybody a lot of cheeks maybe everybody's got a got a point about this beating the armpit uh carl are you ready to do some voicemails let's do it the creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of syracuse still need a christmas present for that special someone how about giving them a syracuse tradition alcohol syracuse liquor stores have the widest select you could ask for the only place you'll find more wine is with patrick bahomes see you in syracuse

So at the end of the last episode, y'all were talking about pedophiles who are in defeat. Now, my question is, you came to be a conclusion that that was worse, but is it? Like, presumably a child getting bucked in the ass is more, like, that is more damaging than having their toes sucked on, assuming they don't get fucked in the ass afterwards. So is this a case of two negatives making a slightly less negative? it's definitely not a positive, but it's, is it less damaging somehow? Thank you.

Fuck you, bye. You're overthinking it, sir. Correct. I say throw them all in the oven. Yes. If you were a kid and somebody was sucking on your awful toes, Carl probably would have enjoyed it because he would have been like,

finally, someone is not appalled by my feet. Oh. I was like, this is so nice. It's so mean. Well. all right message from our pal d p hey guys this d p calling in to cast my vote for the necrophiliac i would rather hang out with a necrophiliac my whole life than a foot guy for 10 minutes you want to know why why i'm currently alive

that's a big icky icky you for necrophiliacs i have feet feet people are the worst they do not give a fuck what your feet look like they just care about the fact that that whatever it is that they see and see it's super gross so don't get it thank you fuck you bye that's a great argument i agree wholeheartedly you know what necrophiliac all the way okay okay pretty smart pretty sound reasoning there i still like to think that you still secretly want to find just the right foot fetishist for you all right is what i think you're looking for you have any voice mouths car um i think so i can't i don't know i play these ones yet let's listen my god i saw on twitter that you guys um critique of my favorite podcast a big fat gay podcast so i started

checking you out oh my god who is that vinny oh my god he is such a fat faggot you can set me up let me know totoos vinny's fat i guess i didn't play that one that's a fun one and then i have another one on hold on hold on hold on hold on i got you covered hold on hold All right. I'm just glad someone thinks I'm sexy. Wow. It's one person. All right.

Here's another one. Hey, Carl. After Vinnie does his last Jedi three times in a row consequence with a creep off, you should bring him on to WATP and make him watch a movie podcast where they defend the last Jedi. Just really rub salt to the wound. Thank you, Bucketka. That's a pretty good idea. That's a pretty good idea.

Vinnie, are you busy the rest of this month? I'm fucking twitching thinking about that. When I come on WTP? Nope. Oh, right. Maybe for the year end episode if I'm invited. Yeah, we should do that. If I'm invited.

You should schedule that for sure. Any other voicemails? No, that's all I got, buddy. All right. Well, let's catch up on some super chats before we get into the scum parade. Joey C. Vinny, you are a good guy just like Carl. Thank you, Joey C.

And you know who else thinks you're a good guy again? Suttering John Melendez. How did that happen? What the fuck is that about? That was so weird. He's like, Vinny's a good guy. Like, what? Yeah.

well so i've been trying to say this whole time i guess nobody listens um why in the fuck out of the blue did he just do that it was very weird to me very weird thanks john merry christmas uh fast fat fast fat guys fast fat guys six six six thanks for the five bucks thank god it's been a weeks at least since i caught the end new job messing up my creep off schedule glad you were able to make it for the You got to quit your jobs and give a super chance and watch the show. How hard is that? Come on. Dr.

Steve is officially not trustworthy as a person. He says he enjoyed sharing my consequence with me the other night. I used to love Star Wars now. I hate it. Thanks, Vinny. You're not supposed to enjoy consequences. Dr. Steve, actually,

you ruined the consequence for Vinny. I don't know if you heard earlier, but talking about wrestling for an hour and a half was not part of the consequence. So anybody has to redo it now. We were talking about some guy in Mid-South wrestling, in hiding Polish sausages in a couch. It's interesting. Big Papa Rook, thank you.

Still waiting for Carl to tell you Vinny about the blowup doll consequence. Buy a plastic blowup doll and take it on a date to a restaurant. I love it. Let's get it on the board. I think it should be an anime body pillow. What else creepy ones? Oh, that's fun too. Yeah.

That you take it out for a meal. All right. And you have to order it food. Oh, for sure. Yeah. And you have to feed it. Yeah. You got to feed it.

Well, and you have to take it to. I'll be ordering for the late. lady tonight you got to take it to good luck though you're taking a nice restaurant you also have to have a conversation where you pause and listen and act like you're hearing responses the entire time the lady will have yes a uh a delightful cherry pie video you'll love that consequence you get two meals oh we don't are you going to eat that cherry pie you're not okay i guess i'll try it can't let it go to waste carl you can't let it go to i like this consequence

it's not bad I like that one, too. I'm making it a point to catch up next week. Good. Catch the next week. Thank you. Catch us every week Mondays at 1 p.m. on both the creep off YouTube channel,

as well as the Who Are These Podcasts channel? And I should mention that later today, who are these podcasts will be doing an emergency episode to discuss Senator John crying, 5.30 Eastern time. Tune in for that. Why do you call these emergencies? It pisses people off too. Well, I'm just wondering, like, what is that?

What's the fire? call hamburger. Where's the fire? The reason why I call it the emergency is because normally when something happens, I could wait until my next episode to talk about it. But this is so pressing and urgent that I need to do a special episode on a Monday, which I don't normally do. You know, my episodes are Wednesdays and Saturdays we record them. So recording on a Monday, it's an emergency, but it has to happen today.

Is he streaming seven days a week now? Am I streaming? No, is he? Yes. He didn't go. Okay. He was supposed to go on Sunday, but then he, said he tweeted out that he was going to

launch of the sun but then he did stream and hilarious prank manny you're going to love it I'll play a clip today but guess get this he pretended he was sleeping for 15 minutes and then at the end of it he laughed

as if he was getting over on everyone did people give him money not much from what I saw pretty good bit huh that he's sleeping It's almost as good as when he shaved half his mustache. Remember that? That was a pretty good bit, too.

Pretty funny guy. Yeah. Maybe he'll incorporate that to his live show. That'll be good. He comes out and just pretends he falls asleep. Oh, he, I didn't know he did impressions of the audience. He pulls up the scummiest looking blanket, too. It's so gross.

His play's got to be so gross. How much did you, you offered a certain amount of money to $2,500? You offer $2,500 to just go. out a tour of his apartment or house the apartment the canoga park apartment yes i want to see what's doing in there all right sounds great uh carl are you ready for a scum parade i am buddy scum parade take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made scum parade viddie and carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat's got parade well carl

carl why not start off with the biggest in cell loser i've ever heard of in the history of in cell losers in Washington Carl a 20 year old has been arrested his name is patrick ahern uh he called in a bomb threat around 5 p.m on november 29 he called the bomb threat into his house he called the police and said he quote created a bomb that was about to explode in 10 minutes you are fake news now it turns out the reason he did this after an investigation into the incident was because his mother would not let him smoke marijuana stop it that's his mom actual audio from his mom stop it this is a 20 year old who called it a bob threat at his own house because his mom wouldn't let him smoke weed swatted himself is basically what he did and he was sober he did he wasn't even high he used that as an excuse this thing fucking blew my mind when i read this um his legal guardian was at the home at the time of the call and the guardian confirmed that this kid never he never had a bomb all he has is an xbox does he even have weed it's like no i said you can smoke weed i just said you don't have any

he doesn't even have a job to buy weed he has no motivation that's the problem he faces charges of threats to bomb or injure property. So apparently that is a crime don't do it. Threats to injure property? Yes. Okay. Yeah. You're not allowed to threaten to injure property. Okay, fair enough. I'm coming

over to your house, sir. I'm going to fuck up your couch. Take me to jail. Take me to jail. Bombing Boms inside. Never mind. Moving on. I was going to make a really hack joke. Thanks for not getting I was going to make a really hack joke about this club and all the people who should be arrested.

I guess it should be me at this point. I guess is where I'm going with that. Great stuff. Let's go to Oklahoma City, shall we? A county sheriff's commander was jailed after assaulting an employee and an adult store, Carl. My favorite story of the week, personally, this one. The investigators say the incident happened Monday night at a place called Christy's toy box. Now, according to the police report, when the responding officer arrived,

he noted that the victim, a store clerk, had blood on his face and shirt. According to the police report, when the responding officer arrived, he noticed that the victim, the store clerk, was battered, upset, had blood all over, like I said. The victim told the officer that DeWitt and a woman were walking in the store. And every time the woman who wanted something, this officer DeWitt, the guy who got arrested, started arguing with her. Now, in the report, we got she wanted the black dildo and he's like no you're not getting the black dildo reminds me of leon

you know how they say the victors rewrite history yes in the police report the victim the guy who got beat up told them that the woman that the reason he was assaulting the woman is because he kept telling her she did not need the merchandise because the sex story was quote bigger than him so this guy's like all blood he's like yeah she didn't want her to get the big ones because it's bigger that his little dick, his little cop dick. He's just pissed off. Listen, if you have a small penis, don't go shopping with your girlfriend

for dildos. Now, this guy, DeWitt, allegedly raised his hands multiple times like he was about to backhand the woman. According to the police report, and that is when the clerk intervened by asking DeWitt to quote, calm down and then said, sir, why don't you just leave the store? The victim said

that DeWitt responded by saying, fuck you, I'm a cop. Eventually, DeWitt, and the woman made their way to the counter to make a purchase. As the items were placed on the counter, the victim asked the two if they needed batteries for the large battery operated sex toy. In the report, the victim told officers that DeWitt got anchoring

and said that he should have asked them, he should not have asked them if they needed batteries before testing the sex toy. Oh, okay. They phrased this wrong. I think that when they tested it, they put batteries in it. And then they took the batteries out of it.

And he's like, do you want to buy batteries? And this guy's, does come fuck batteries? All right. And he starts to be in a care. This guy's, I was upset about his small, small penis. Yeah. And it's taking it out and everyone else. Now, the clerk said it was company policy and then he could not change it, which I'm

sure every enraged care had loves to hear. Now, were they D batteries? Because the girth on a D battery is probably bigger than it's dead. Yeah, she's getting the D battery. According to the woman with DeWitt, DeWitt responded by asking, what the fuck did you say to me, fat boy? And then the clerk responded with, dude, get the fuck out. of my face.

Duwitt has said to have responded by going behind the counter and punching the worker in the face. After getting punched, the clerk asked Dewitt to

leave and that is what DeWitt started punching him several more times in the face in the rib cage area. Belize said when Duet left from behind the counter,

he sung a clear bucket full of suckers across the store and a two-tier container of mints across the store. So all those good things that hookers need

to get their breath better just threw it the fuck across the store. Now, is that why they sell those there? probably uh while dewitt and the women left the store the clerk allegedly threw a box set a boxed sex toy at duet the victim said duet responded by stating call the fucking cops i'm an officer of law you don't fucking assault me i can have you arrested jail duer you never get out uh oh retard alert retard alert class the police report states that moments after leaving the store duet was pulled over for speeding by a norman police officer he was given a war morning. It was about to be let go until an Oklahoma State Trooper assisting the officer heard the vehicle description from Christy's toy box incident and matched the vehicle at the traffic stop.

I do love to see a cop get his comeuppance. Yep. Trying to wag his badge around and everyone. It's fucking obnoxious. He's wagging his tidy dick and his badge. Police had the trooper notified the Oklahoma City Police Department dispatch that they had the subject and the vehicle at the traffic stop to what was taken into custody without. incident and he was booked into the Cleveland County jail. Dude, it doesn't matter if he does any jail time, pays a fine.

The only thing matters is that everyone else on the forest now knows he has a small dick. That's really all the punishment he needs. Dude, do you think they're going to leave him batteries at his locker? Oh, dude, there's batteries and dildos every day. They're going to be pranking this asshole. Oh, man. It's fantastic.

So let's go to Memphis Tennessee, shall we, Carl? Yes. A trial date has been set for a man accused of killing his child's mother and then throwing his two-day old baby into the Mississippi River. Oh, they'll survive that, right? Carl, you know what that means. We have a baby thrower. We do, you know what that means.

Brandon Isabel appeared in court on Wednesday, December 6th, in front of Judge Carolyn Addison. Police claim that Isabel lured the mother of his child, Danielle Hoyle, to a meeting in Whitehaven, to see his newborn baby. And police say that's where they found Hoyle's car in the area. and her body was also found inside of the car dead of a gunshot wound nearby the car now an amber alert soon went out for the two-day old baby Kennedy Hoyle after massive search police said that Isbell admitted that he threw the baby into the Mississippi River after killing the mother the child was never found oh yeah that baby's gone dude baby's in the Gulf of Mexico right now her in the river too stupid you throw the both of the river Brandon. Yes.

Notice how the one body was never recovered? Oh, can't get a rusty. There's no body. It's a big fucking river, Dickhead. Fucking river. Isabel's next court date is scheduled for February 1st.

So good luck. Now, Carl, our last story of the day, truly terrifying. All of you out there on those dating apps, be careful, kids. Be careful.

Yeah. Some of these girls use their teeth a lot. Be careful out there. destiny lenae johnson is 25 years old and she is facing charges of attempted murder carl now a gentleman met johnson on tinder back on november 16th he said he picked her up at a holiday in express first red flag smart uh they said they smoked marijuana together before he dropped her back off at the hotel drugs are bad you shouldn't do drugs now on november 25th he said he got a message from johnson asking him to pick her up at the hotel but when he arrived he said he said

she told him she needed money to fix her car sure this is not normal it's not a good second date no you don't think so so he's like um i guess you're gonna give these women money one way or another it's better they just ask for it uh all right he said he offered $60 in cash that he had on him wow and it's a lot of money well she got very angry no oh bitch bitch bitch she started screaming you men are out to get me, the report said. Johnson then started pouring liquid out of a one gallon jug on the front passenger seat of his car that he said was yellow and smelled like gasoline. Moments later, she pulled out a lighter and set the liquid on fire, which caused the

car, the victim, and Johnson to be set on fire. You know, I just found another 20. Is 80 bucks enough? Well, that? I would just like, I'm looking for change. I'm looking for change. I can go to an ATM. Trying to put the fire on it. Jesus Christ. The was able to get out of the car and rolled on the asphalt to extinguish the flames. And Johnson fled the scene on foot well on fire like she's fucking Richard Pryor.

His car became completely engulfed in flames. A couple hours later, police found Johnson after receiving a report of a naked woman who was burned and who stated she blew up a vehicle. Yeah, I think that's her. Yep, probably. You found her. I'm just picturing right now

the beginning of Thunder and Paradise. Like, she's like Hulk when he's running away from the explosion. So, like, slow motion action hero. Yeah. Except she didn't get fired up away and put up her clothes. Except this is the song that's played.

Let's talk about Matt, baby, let's talk about yes, sir, re. Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things, Matt Head, C. Let's talk about Matt. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. All right, that is this week's scum parade, Carl. Let's catch up on our super chats before we get out of this day. It is still Super Chat Monday. Yeah, feel free to get them in.

there. Um, this one comes in from Matthew Raleigh. Thanks for the two bucks says, Carl, tips are looking good. My man. I do not have frosted tips. I don't. The greater good. Thanks for the 499. Just wanted to say Mr. Musk gets as funny as fuck killing it today. Can't wait for the Shamis McKillian crossover. Yeah. Did you hear about that? No. So I'm listening to free water the other day. Uh-huh. And Patty is making all these announcements. He's going to bring out a producer for free water. He's going to have his own Jamie. like Joe Rogan does he's gonna have his own Jamie producing the show and then he says he's bringing back to you party with a new co-host wow and then he says he's starting a new podcast called man pad with a comedian out of Philadelphia and I went that's awesome and who's in my chat our boy mannie going oh yeah I'm looking forward to doing that show manny you got to stay under the radar you cannot let him know you can't let him know who you are manny's the boss this is going to be great go get a man he's the boss this is going to be great go get a man I love fucking Manny.

Mani, man. He is amazing. Good job, buddy. Congratulations. All right. That's all I got. Fuck us, huh? Uh,

dun-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. That's this week's episode. Hold on. I want to address a comment I just saw. Sure. In the non-paid for. Which one? Both of the stories from this week are ancient stories.

Vinnie's was 100 years old. Our ancient stories that have been covered on every True Cry podcast. Now, Brian, let me address this. First off. The scumpring. when we do everything that just happened in this past week. Disgusting. That's the most recent stuff.

But when we're doing the competition, we have to find the creepiest creep of all time for different categories. And we don't listen to True Crime Podcasts. Correct. Not a show for people who listen to True Crime Podcasts. It's a show for Madden. It's where men come to talk about True Crime. I would like to give Severus, USA. Shut up, Brian.

We never needed you. He's right. thanks for being here though bry yeah thanks to see you buddy stopping by uh carl anything you want to plug yes check out a emergency broadcast on the who are these podcasts youtube channel today at 530 eastern time as we'll be breaking down centering john being so proud of himself for all the accomplishments he had while substitute teaching hmm i thought you were going to plug our patreon uh for this show the show that you're on currently that you go host but that's all right I got it.

Patreon supercast backed up by is where you can support this show that Carl is what half of. Now, I want to tell everybody that on this Friday on your bonus episode, oh,

it's on. Oh, is it? Oh, it's on, Carl. I'm driving to Content House this weekend. I just remembered. All right, we'll talk about it,

but go ahead. We about to do it early, but go ahead. I got to drive to the Poconos. December is very busy for me, Vinny. A lot of travel, a lot of events, a lot of things going on. Well, I thought we had this settled. I thought we did too. I'm sorry. I just remember that now.

Did you already have it all schedule with everyone? Yeah. Okay. You wanted to deal without me. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Well, everybody, the show just got a lot better. Yes. It actually did get a lot better because you got producer Chris. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Vinny is not too thrilled with me right now.

Oh, boy. we'll see what happens on Friday everybody what a great endorsement for our what's the uh what's the movie we're going to be watching on Friday a movie I'm going to be watching on Friday Santa with Muscles starring Terry Hulk Hogan quite possibly the worst Christmas movie of all time from what I understand and maybe it'll be me and producer Chris maybe I'll get Croix to come by there you go that'd be fun that would be fun motherfucker all right have fun at the content house all right we'll be Go make content for everybody else. Go make content for everybody but your fucking show. Well, then I find out the content house. They're doing a 48 hour stream, right? That's what they do for a content house. Cool.

They're starting at Wednesday night. Now, the nice stuff are playing Thursday night, so I can't go down there until Friday. So by the time I get there, it's going to be wrapping up anyway. So I'm not even sure, but we'll be doing WTP from there. We'll have a bunch of guests out. It'll be fun. Great.

Have fun. All right, kids. Thanks. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. What the hell is it supposed to be? You know,