The Creep Off - Episode 193: Creepmas 25': The Revenge of Iranian Santa

Episode Date: December 22, 2025

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Hey, Carl. Yeah. Did you know that Hackamania 3 is happening this April, the 10th through the 12th? Did I? Well, I'm asking you, did you? Yeah, I did. I was actually hanging out with Patrick this past weekend. We talked about a lot.

What would you guys do? Go put up like flyers and science and stuff to let people know. No, we were just accosting people who are just walking the strip promoting it that way. It seems like that's what people like to do in Vegas. It just dress up like idiots and stop. from getting to where you're going oh man i bet you they thought patrick was in a costume yeah a giant igor oh i didn't say that patrick carl did your best friend carl said it not me um get your tickets now hackamania dot com we're going to be there and it's to be a great time

attention parents what you're about to see is not suitable for kids shoot it's not even suitable for some grown-ups you might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things if you're a kid don't get on here okay See, that's how you do a disclaimer. You tell the kids to get out of the fuck off the damn page. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock.

I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Gooku, goon. Hello. Happy Creepos, happy Creepmas, everybody. Welcome to our annual Creepist episode of the show about creeps by creeps for you, creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And joining me.

He's not just a creepmas boy. He's also a car. almost boy we just celebrated your birthday while you were in Vegas Carl I did buddy how to go it was great I had a fantastic time in Vegas played a lot of poker with Pat Dixon and Patrick Melton and actually did well I'm here to report Vinny I am not a good poker player okay I do not play in casinos very often it's been a while actually and there must be a lot of suckers there at Cesar's palace because I did very well oh you often all of their toil and backbury

working work the rest of the year. Now, I mean, I know you've been having some tech issues. That's why we're starting a little late. I've been running behind myself. But, um, I cannot hear you at all in my headphones. I can hear the drops, which is cool. And I can hear you from the other room a little bit. You can't hear me at all right now. Uh, turn up a little bit more than that. And let's see if that does something for me. That'd be, you know, you have your own headphone volume thing right next to you. Right. So I cranked it up and then the intro music came out and it blew my ears out. Right. But you can't hear me. Right. That's what I said. So I'll say it again. The mix is fucked. You're

running the show wrong. Oh, cool. Carl's trying to be dick again. There he is. Oh, look, Carl thinks he's dick again. The $850,000 man is going to try to fucking veto me. Just say your mic is low, dude. I did. It's literally what I said. You can turn it up next to you. You said the headphones. It was low in the headphones. So I said you could adjust your head phone. All right. All right. Fair enough. You're the one who's right. I'm the one who's wrong. So you see you see that pile of gifts I have for you next to you. I want you of every single one of them. up your own fucking ass. I want you to shine them up real nice and turn them sideways.

I'll have to do the white claws one of the time, though. I can't fit this whole box in my ass. And the Miller lights. And the Miller lights. Miller lights, I will go bottoms up though. Because that's the kind of pro I am. Oh, man.

Hey, listen, over there, there's a little bag with something for your studio in it. Really? Yeah, it's for your studio. Can I open it up? Sure.

There's a fun gift on top, though. Of course, dabble dice. That's right. Get your dabble dice now at wherever Dr. Steve sells these. things the back of his car, I think. Isn't it store dot Dr. Steve

something? I don't know. Google that shit. Someone tell us the URL I should know this on the top of my head. When we were down in Cape Coral, I was playing dabble dice a ton. It's a fun game. I'm going to be busting it out on Christmas Day. Yep, that's for your studio. And I don't even feel bad for being a sarcastic asshole now.

What is this? That's dampred. Dampred. What is damn? Oh, this is because my dishwasher blew up. Yeah, and you said your studio got It inhibits mold and mildew. Well, thank you. That's very thoughtful of you.

Yeah, I was trying to solve all of your problems for you. Thank you very much, buddy. You're welcome. Some people want a practical gift besides alcohol. You're a sweetie pie. I am. I appreciate that. There's one more present there.

Should I open this? Sure. Now, is this for Carl Miss or for Christmas? Your choice. Wow, this is exciting, Vinny. You've gone above and beyond, I have to tell you. And he tried to veto me out of the gate of this fucking show, everybody. He tried to veto.

me calm down you don't want to text to me for some reason oh i got a silly my thumbness hard really he just texted you to tell you what a shitty job you were doing yeah it was like we were texting it wow fuck you Vito whoa fucking A yeah dude enjoy itchy and scratchy and poochy show

there you go like a little boy on Christmas this is actually very exciting yeah enjoy I thought you'd like it I love it you know it's my favorite episode of The Simpsons I'm up there I'm very aware In fact, you did a whole isotopes episode about how much you love that. Or Isoap's album. Yeah, we got a concept album about this episode. Thank you, buddy.

Wow. All right. So cool. I'm ready for my gifts. So the thing is like the UPS was supposed to be by. And then they didn't show up my house yet. And the FedEx driver quit. And I think they're on strike or something in my neighborhood or something.

I don't know. All I know is I'm looking out for the guy who's going to serve me, Carl. that's what I'm looking forward to yeah um all right well good start though to the show today this is exciting this is very festive my first show back from uh pulper fest in los vegas this past weekend well glad you're here i'm excited to be here by glad you came back yeah um here to tell us who won last week's episode where uh by the way this show is a competition it is where carl and i go head to head presenting a creep in any given category last week was biggest creep in indiana right car that's correct and uh here to tell us who gets the point for

and the episode is The Woman Who I don't have Any drops I can play for It's Danny, everybody What's up, Danny? Good to see you. Hello, Carl, I thought you would still be in Vegas.

No, I'm back. I got back in pretty late last night And I was not prepared to be showered with gifts. Isn't Vinny a great guy? He is. He is. You know what? I'm going to tell you what.

For Christmas for you, Minnie, I got you a gift. Danny and I've been talking about this behind the scenes. you're going to get the cow bikini pick without the bikini top with just the tape. Oh, all right? So that was going just for you. It's not going on our Patreon. Remember, Danny, we talked about this?

That was my gift to Vinny. Carl's taking a picture of himself in the cow bikini with electrical tape and he's going to frame it and give it to me. Why would I ever be in a cow bikini, Vinny? That's ridiculous. I have photographic evidence. So, Danny, let's talk about last week's episode. You're here. You look great today.

Thank you. Everybody is excited for Chris. because of you, the greatest day of the year. But we need to know who got the point from last week's episode. Lay it on us. All right. In the category of creepiest, well, I guess creep from Indiana, biggest creep from Indiana, 73% of the vote, Carl beat Vinnie's ass this.

That is exciting. Thank you for all the Cuzzlew's out there voting for me. At patreon.com slash the creepoff. How the fuck did I bring the worst of the worst when it comes to male nurses, the ultimate creeps? You guys voted for this bullshit? Why do you all hate me? What did I do to you?

I thought it was the holiday season. You're a good sport, though, but that's why people love you. I am so upset today. You're a good sport. Everybody's fucking with me. Hey, can I mention real quick since I did get back from Vegas. Yeah, that yesterday I was watching the Bills game, which starts at 10 a.m. out there. Those poor bills had to get up early for this game.

And I went to a Bills bar, moon doggies in Las Vegas and watched the game. And I won a T-shirt, Vinnie. Does the NFL know these people are putting their name on the logo of the team? Everyone's a winner. Me, the Bills, everyone's a winner in Las Vegas. That's not true, Carl. We already discussed it. But can I say this?

I don't like that there's Bills bars everywhere. There's like three or four different Bills bars in Vegas. I'd choose one. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Can I tell you why? Go ahead. Everybody leaves Buffalo. There's Bills fans all over the country because everyone grows up in Western New York, goes,

I can get the fuck out of here. So that's why there's Bills bars everywhere. Okay, but sure. But when the team is terrible, are they still going to be flying the Bills shit? I will tell you that I went to a Bills bar. It's called Kelly's in Manhattan. And that was when, who was the guy, Owens was on our team for that one year, the wide receiver. Torel Owens.

They were terrible that year. And they still fucking, everyone packs the place. They play the stupid shout song after touchdowns at the whole thing, man. So what happens on the football season ends? They put the rainbow flags back up or? Sabers, baby. Sabers are one six in a row. Let's go.

Let's sports talk on the creep off. People love it. Danny. to New York. Danny, save me from this, please. Do you want to co-host the rest of the show? Because I would do it just like this. Good. Yeah, I got point of point. I got to go. Yeah, I would do it just like this.

Okay. All right. I got nothing. Did you prep a creep today for us or? I did not. Maybe I should stay on. Oh, shit. I can figure it out, though. Oh, I'll grab a wiki page while we're doing it. Christmas creeps. My son is a little asshole at Christmas time.

all of them all three on man all right well merry christmas danny thank you for joining us and thank you for being so lovely every week weekend and week out merry christmas merry christmas mary christmas great to see you see you soon i have it too soon she fills me with delight sure does carl that's a holiday that's not crept miss super chat monday is what we're celebrating over here on this December 22nd. Rock or B doesn't do five bucks says the fact that Lady K actually plays poker instead of Blackjack makes him slightly cooler than John Sarasani. I did play Blackjack.

And let me tell you about Blackjack. There's a stupid sidebat. I know all the side bets are gimmicks that the casino puts in there to take your money. But I crushed on the side bet, Benny. I cleaned up on it. It was like a three card poker. That's great, Carl. I can't wait to see your YouTube channel about it.

That's right, buddy. I'll be putting it on my Instagram. So follow that. Christian Blatt from the Blattcast, gifting five creepoff channel memberships. That is so sweet. That is so sweet.

That's really nice. That's a nice gift right there. Thank you. Thank you, Christian. I hope those of you who are watching, I enjoy that membership, those of you who got them.

And thank you for the $2. Says Merry Christmas, Vinnie. I appreciate that, Christian. Well, let me just explain. You know, Christian Blatt being very generous this week. We appreciate that. And what do you lose on the wheel or something? No.

Do they have a wheel? on that broadcaster show? I think Christian is giving me a little friendly reminder to promote the fact that who are these broadcasters will be on a special time this week right after this program, 2.30 Eastern time between this and Point-Dabble Point on the Who Are These Podcasts?

YouTube channel. We're busy today on the YouTube channel. Well, man, we will try to move it along so everybody could get to who are these broadcasters. That's right. Wait, hold a second. You said it sarcastic when he said that. I was. Very. Jesus. Incredibly. The guys obviously watching the show, man. Thanks for the money, Christian. I appreciate it.

Eric Zane's not going to know you're being a dick, but Christian does. I'm pretty sure Eric Zane knows I'm being a dick. Yeah, that's true. I'm pretty sure Zane knows. That's a good point. I love Christian. Thank you, buddy. We're just teasing you.

Carl, I believe it is time to get to it. This is a tradition like none other we have here every year. We nominate the person who has ruined Christmas the worst. Yes. Our biggest Christmas creep is the category this week. And since I won, I will go first with my creep. Let's go. Now, Vinnie, I assume you can play videos, even though you have a messed up rig today.

Yeah, I can do everything but play audio clips, so we should be just fine. Okay. So I am bringing you the Carnation murders. This took place on December 24th, 2007 in Carnation, Washington. And, you know, it's Christmas Eve, and, of course, family gets together on Christmas Eve to be married, have some food, exchange some gifts. And for the Anderson family, this was no different. If you want to play my clip number one, this is a little set up to what happened that day. Shortly after 5 p.m., dispatchers at the King County Sheriff's Office receive this

chilling call. A few seconds of what sounds like screaming. And then the phone goes dead. deputies are sent to investigate the Anderson's 10-acre estate, but never make it past the lock gate at the end of their long driveway. Then two days later, December 26th, thanks to the gut feeling from mail carrier and Judy Anderson's best friend, Linda Teeley, the true nature of the 911 call is revealed. So this is hilarious. If 911 call comes in, it gets cut short,

caps go like, that gate's locked. All right, well, whatever, we tried. literally they just played the clip of the audio someone screaming help me help me what they think it was a prank yeah they're like ah god damn this gate is locked if they wanted help they would have unlocked the gate is what i think that's not for pursue this any further i can get home for christmas yep me too good work today boys good stuff the next day those same cops are just opening their presents with their family where these people laid dead yep hopefully everyone takes the day off and doing crime because i am home with the family for the next 24 hours

it's a pretty rural area so Judy Anderson's best friend is concerned because on the 26th they both worked at the post office and the 26th her friend Michelle doesn't show up Michelle Anderson

and so I'm sorry I should I should say Michelle Anderson's best friend is concerned so she decides to go to the house she goes all right I got to find out what's going on she's not at work and so this is Linda talking about that my clip two

The house was unlocked, and Judy always kept her house locked. And so I opened the door a little bit, and I yelled, Judy, it's Linda. And there's no response. And so I opened the door farther and lean in and yelled, Judy, it's Linda, we're worried about you. I look down and I can see a man is laying on the ground. 9-1-1. There's been a murder. There's three people dead that I can see right now.

I just came up. She works with me. Inside a house? Yes. What do you see? There's a baby and a man and a woman, and she's my best friend. Oh, no. What a sad sack.

For Judy. She's my best friend. Dude, when she started that whole thing, she was like, and you know, she always keeps her door locked in case I come by. Right, yes. They only lock the doors for the cops. They allow everyone else right at it. Yeah, how the fuck did Judy get past the gate? Oh, this is Linda.

But, yeah, I know. reason the window is able to get right in how did the fuck did linda get past the gate what's talking about these bodies that were found because after this time i won't call the police actually do show up it's okay well but we'll go back to that house again it's probably good idea uh clip three we'll show you the answer to that they find that the adult bodies are actually those of wayne and judy's son scott and daughter-in-law erika the baby boy their three-year-old son nathan still clutching his mother's chest. Sadly, beneath Erica's body, apparently huddled for safety, they find a fourth victim, five-year-old daughter, Olivia. All four members of the family

have been shot through the head. It is one of the most heinous crimes former county prosecutor James Cohnett has ever seen. Now, but I know what you're thinking. An entire family wiped out on Christmas Eve as they're all getting together for merriment. Is it going to get worse of that. Why, yes, it is because they decided to go back into the shed and see what else is going out on this property. This is my clip number four. Oh, no. There's a shed? A short time later, just about the time I was en route to the crime scene, we learned that there were actually six bodies. Hidden in a shed behind the house. Officers find the bodies of Wayne and Judy Anderson. Like the others, they have been shot to death. All right. So now we have Wayne and Judy,

and they're the parents of the two adults that were found, Scott and Erica. Well, Erica is the daughter. Scott's the husband for her. And then their kids, their grandkids, they're Nathan and Olivia. Now, these two have another son and daughter. And the daughter, Michelle Anderson, shows up with her boyfriend, Joe, to the crime scene. later that day on the 26 and I guess they live

on the property they have like a trailer on the property so they come walking up like what are all these cop cars doing here by clip number five hmm two people who claim to live on the property we're out on the on the near the gravel road and we're asking to be let in

the two people in question Wayne and Judy surviving daughter Michelle along with her 29 year old boyfriend Joseph McEnroe The cops soon learned. The two were living rent-free in a mobile home on Michelle's parents' property, just a few hundred feet away from the main house. All right.

So they show up and do you have them ask why the police are there, which is very suspicious. They just walk up, they're like, hey, officer, good to see it, what's going on? Did you find them yet? Yeah. So the detectives decided to split them up and talk to them separately, and they figured out immediately that these two are the ones that slaughtered their family. How did they figure it out on account of the fact?

that they came and said, oh, yeah, did you find the ones that were in the shed, too? I tried to clean up the blood as we were dragging the bodies. Did you guys notice my pretty good job on that? I used bleach and everything. Any suspects yet? Yeah, right. So what happened was, you know,

you have this elderly couple and Judy's preparing this meal for everyone who's coming over, and Joe and Michelle show up early. The meal is at five. They show up at 4 o'clock. Oh, my God. and so Joe distracts Judy

while Michelle is supposed to go shoot her dad Wayne well Michelle stinks at her gun jams so Joe's like okay I guess I have to do everything so he goes in and shoots him and then they turn to the mother who's pleading for her life come on what are we doing? Come on what do we do it here it's Christmas what are we doing and they shoot three more bullets into her

because they're really bad at shooting guns so now they've shot five bullets they've killed two people they dragged them into the shed right and they wait for Scott and Erica with the young kids to show up at five for dinner. So they hung around and waited. Yep. So they're hanging out waiting.

Do they open some presents, make some coffee? They weren't feeling festive at the time. Okay. But Erica and Scott show up and they just have a seat because, you know, the parents' house, they sit right down to the couch, take their boots off, start getting ready for whatever the festivities are going to be on Christmas Eve. And all of a sudden, these two come jumping out, Joe and Michelle and start shooting up the place. so they take out the the husband

immediately and so Erica calls 911 with three bullets in her she's able to grab the cordless phone to call 911 that was that 911 call the car yeah but she couldn't go and unlock the gate well no listen to us so Joe grabs the phone

rips the batteries out so that you know that's why that phone call got cut off so quickly and then shoots her and then they decide you know these kids are going to be traumatized Christmas is going to be a bummer for them going forward we should probably take them out too so they go ahead and shoot the two children execution style that makes sense which is nice and then they go lock the gate because they go oh shit

they called 911 we should lock that gate so they locked it yeah the murderers locked the gate which worked out really well for them because then they were able to escape smarter than i thought yeah now this joe character who who married michel the daughter uh of uh of the elderly couple here he went on trial for this like seven years later of course because it's washington state and uh he seems like a real weird i have some footage of that my clip number six all right oh i don't like him already matt hardy over here yeah so i went and um moved to chutey first i put a bag of all red because i couldn't look at or because of see the emptiness well she should be.

It's a powerful moment, but family members and prosecution maintain it's all in act. So he's trying to act a little wacky and nutty and he's saying that, ah, Michelle made me do it, you know, and he confessed to doing it in order to avoid execution,

which did work. He did avoid execution. What happened was he's working to target this loser, this 29-year-old prick. You know what? I think I saw him there the other day. Yeah. You saw him at Target.

That's where he's working. I've seen a million of him's a target Michelle didn't have a job at all so they didn't have any money they're pissing everyone else had money like hey I can remember what else my family is money we don't have any money it's up with that so they were annoyed with that they decided to kill everyone Joe Michelle both said us to life without parole and that's where they are now in prison in Washington state my creepy Christmas creeps Joe McEnroe and Michelle Anderson vote at the cremoff.com slash no I want a page on a com slash of the creepoff all right well car i'm going to introduce you to my creep all right this is him

seems like a pretty well-to-do looking gentleman that's not his brother's suit that's his suit that is his suit that is his suit car his name is aziz yazdapana okay now he goes by the nickname bob so that's what i'm going to call him for the sake of this because apparently aziz ansari wasn't as popular at the time that these crimes went down i know the people named robert go by bob i didn't realize aziz was also a uh the bob's the nickname well you know he worked in real estate Carl. He was a mortgage agent

and he had immigrated to the United States from Iran with his wife. He was married to a lovely woman named Nasrin. Does ice know about this guy? Can we get ice on this? I don't think they need to worry about him anymore. No, right? Not somebody that's a

pressing situation. Good. Maybe around 2011 they could have used him. But he was a very traditional sort of guy with his family. He had to be the primary bread winner. His wife wasn't allowed to work. but around 2011 he was unemployed for over a decade why carl because he was filing fake income tax returns which got him in a shit ton of trouble ended up on probation paying fines and then had to pay over

$30,000 in restitution he couldn't find a job because he couldn't get vested or whatever the fuck you need to be when you're working the way in the job that he was doing his house his $336,000 house went into foreclosure in 2010. The utilities were frequently shut off. There's a huge financial strain, Carl. Okay. And he did, you know, him and his wife for having this big issue over the fact that he didn't work for like a decade and she wasn't allowed to have a job.

You see why that would cause some problems? Yeah, I would just let her get a job. At that point, I'm like, you know, tradition out the window on this one. Let's just let the bitch work. I'd rather not live in the shitty McMansion with no power with you. screaming about how things used to be and how they should be. Yeah. I'd rather just go get a fucking job, dude.

I agree. So eventually she says, you know what, man, I'm done. I'm leaving. And you know what? She takes their daughter, Nona and their son Ali.

Nona was 19 around this time and Ali was about 14. And she went, got a job working in a spa. And then she got her own apartment. And they moved out and they left him there in that shitty place that was being foreclosed on. Okay. That makes sense.

Yeah. that he was just they were just done with him so around april uh that's when they moved into the place uh aziz stayed at the house like i said family and friends later told police that he was very resentful jealous of his wife's independence and success without him and uh he was convinced that his that her sister zora was meddling in their marriage and he felt humiliated caro by this whole situation by the fact that his wife has a job and is living away from him he can't get a job that's shameful

well for some reason you know what else his wife and the family decided to celebrate Christmas oh geez fucking Christmas come on man they're Iranian Carl

come on they're having fucking Christmas are we talking about Jesus now what's going on my children are having Christmas that's crazy so Christmas day around 11 a.m

guess who shows up to ruin the day Bob Bob does Because dressed as Santa Claus is all things. Nice. Now, fun fact, the sister Zora, their daughter, Sarah, and her husband, Muhammad, were all there for this Christmas Day celebration at this apartment. He shows up dressed as Santa.

No one knows what happened after that. The only thing that we do know is that the niece, Sarah, was texting her friends around 1115 that morning. She said, oh, so we're over here. and now my uncle is here, too, dressed as Santa. Awesome. Really nice. Just what they need.

Yep. So then she says in the next text, now he wants to be all fatherly and win father of the year. There are no more texts after that. What there is around 1134, however, is a 911 call placed from that apartment. Okay. Because apparently underneath his Santa suit,

he had two side pistols, some six shooters that he produced. And Carl, they were all around the Christmas tree opening presents. Nice. That's the time to do it. Yeah. He waited until it was like the most time of covetousness. Wait until they're gritting ear to ear. You will not embarrass me.

See, you should have done this when I got my itchy and scratchy shirt. I should have come and shot you. This is such a nice gift. That would have been a perfect time to just take me out. Yeah. A big smile on my face. Yeah. All of them.

His own children, the niece, the husband. the husband the wife now carl he calls 911 himself i don't know why but he calls 911 himself and says hey i'm shooting everyone what we correct myself i shot everyone yeah and he hung up now the sheriffs when they got there found him dead in his santa santa claus suit self-inflicted gunshot yeah what a pussy seven other people all dead him in his santa suit with the gun But one of the funny parts of the story is that the sheriff said that my boy Bob here decided to try to frame the brother-in-law, this guy down here and the right. So what he did was he put one of his guns in the brother-in-law's hands to make it look like there was a shootout. Yeah, the detectives will always go for that.

Yeah, they never figure that out. Yeah. But he was like, this is never going to work because the fact is he shot the brother-in-law with both guns already. So he's like, fuck, I can't do that. Can't do that. Now I can't do my plan. I guess, I guess I'm not going to have to shoot myself in the head. Classic Bob.

Thank you, beef drippins. Classic Bob. Oh, so he's dead. They're dead. And I would say that the angry Iranian father might be the biggest creep on Christmas, Carl. Yeah, but the guy doesn't celebrate Christmas. So I could see why he would just be like, hey, they're all in the same place, perfect opportunity. I think it was the humiliation of his family turning on their ways and turning on him.

Yeah. He purposely went there. in the Santa Claus suit to fucking piss all over Christmas for them. And he sure enough did. So when you go to patreon.com this week, make sure you vote for your pal Vinnie. Great presentation, Vinny. Thanks, buddy.

Very proud of you. Thanks. All right. Well, Vinny, at this time in the program, after we move on from our creeps, we oftentimes check out a cop cam in a little segment that we like to call Carl's Cop Cam. I can't wait to see Carl's Cop Cam.

Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me because cop can lose all your rights, ruin your life? This one comes in from Boner Guy 69, who has been sending in a lot of great cap cams for us to check out. And Vinny, if you want to check out my clip number one, what we're seeing here is, you know, those little entertainment districts in city. where there's a bunch of drunk people all hanging out outside of the bars and maybe the bars are closing down. People just walk around from one place to another. Well, a lot of times you have cops down there because there could be some fights

and some different incidents that happen. Well, in this case, the police officer sees there's a woman who's maybe indulge a little too much, maybe been over served. She's vomiting on the sidewalk and there's a crowd around her. And so he's just trying to make sure she's all right and that no one's fucking with this poor woman who's having a bad. day. Okay. Let's see what happens. While working a late night crowd control detail near a local bar, an officer observed an intoxicated woman in severe distress and stepped in to perform a welfare

check. The scene escalated when a bystander was seen photographing the sick woman. Okay. So, you know how it is, buddy. You see someone humiliating themselves at the sidewalk, you're like, pull your phone out immediately. Like, well, I've got to capture this. You know, maybe your podcast tells us. Maybe you're just a creep. I don't know. you're both. She decided to pull the phone out and start filming that. Well, she gets caught by the cop filming this intoxicated person. And the police officer's not happy about this in my clip number two. All right. She got wet, cold rags around her neck. She went with the order. We're putting her mouth on her

Yo, hey, yo, hey, delete that. Hey, hey, Bonnie. That's messed up. That's messed up. That's messed up in the head. I don't know. Listen. I'm not, listen.

Stop, stop, stop, stop. Listen, you're on body camera. Just you taking a picture. I just watch you do it, okay? Delete the picture. I need you to get out of it. I need you to get away from you right now. Delete the picture right now of her.

I didn't, I just watched you do it. this goes on back and forth for a while this woman is obviously intoxicated as well she's going i didn't do it i don't know what you're talking about and he's usually i don't know what you're talking about i don't know i didn't do it so it's very childish this back and forth honestly i don't know why the cop gives a shit if she has a photo of this woman puking or not right kind of seems like he's overstepping there's no crime here except for against good taste right right right it should be the old uh nothing to see here move along and and beyond with that i would just say officer i have a uh 13 year old at home who's thinking about becoming

an alcoholic. I'd like to show them this picture later. This is totally not for me to... See, Vinny, that's you thinking on your feet right there. Laugh at. Then the cops's like, well, that makes sense. Actually, I have a young kid at home, too. Do you mind sharing it with me? Can you air drop it? What's your text? That'd be great. What's your number? So then he thinks that she should have a little respect

for someone who's vomiting on the sidewalk, which I don't know why that person would get respect, but whatever. Clip number three. You need to respect these drugs. Okay, the cop's out of his mind at that point. A little respect for someone who's throwing up, okay? I don't know, no, no, no, no, listen. I don't think you would want someone.

Okay. Everyone around you just saw you do it. Your friend's not even backing you up right now. Actually, don't know what you're talking about. So you need to go. You were being, you should actually go back to figure that out. You are being very delusional, okay? Have a great night.

I hope someone takes a picture of you while you're throwing up, too. Have a little respect. I actually have a little respect. Have a little respect. What do you think about how the police happens handling this one, Benny? I think the cop is being a Karen here. It really is, isn't he? Yeah.

Hey, I found out, you know what they call male Cairns? There's a name for him now. They finally came up with it. They finally settled on it. Is it Carl? Is that a punchline? No, no, it's not Carls. It's actually Davids.

Oh, really? It's Davids. You being a real David. I'm not familiar with that. I just learned that from the internet. Well, I'll use that from now on then. Trying to think if I know any Davids that I respect. I don't think so.

Okay, moving on. My clip number four. so now because the officers making a big deal out of this you got random guys involving themselves in this thing and so you're getting this woman more and more fired up over it and uh some shit's about to go down i love it when shit goes down in these bro how don't you throw the borgas all right have a good night thank you i appreciate that's absolutely throw the fuck off So that's great. She just kicked the guy with nothing to do with anything.

He's just standing up to her. The other guy's melting out to her. She runs over kicks the guy who's just standing there. What a drunk idiot. Yep. And I also enjoy her trying to run away in whatever the fuck type of a tunic she's wearing. Yeah, yeah. That tripped her up that ended up.

Like she probably stepped on the fucking hem of it and face planted. That's how she ended up falling. Yeah. What an idiot. It. So the cop was just looking for a reason to arrest this woman, obviously. And she gave him one. She gave one. She assaulted some dude for no reason. So let's pick up where we left off here, because she's going to start resisting arrest. Get off. Stop resisting now. Stop resisting. Stop resisting. Stop resisting. You want to kick him? No problem. Stop resisting.

I'm pulling away. Just put your hand on your back. You're literally a body camera. I can't breathe. Oh, right. Here we go. You can't breathe. You know what?

That might be my favorite one of the year. Yep. This lady is, I'm actually rooting for the cops to smear her face on the pavement. Oh, yeah. Especially with, like, the cop sucks. Just whatever. We go through life every day with people who suck.

Okay? Just say, okay. Sorry, I took a picture. My bad move on with your life. Yeah. This whole thing. I would just be like, well, all right. Can I save one of them?

This one actually didn't even turn out very good officers, so I will delete that. I have a little fun with it or something. You know what? So seriously. I would like to do, I prefer to do it as a selfie. Do you mind? Can I lay next to the person who's puking? If you really wanted to be an asshole, that's what you should do.

Well, the cop is talking to. You take out your photo. You start taking pictures of yourself with the cop trying to lecture you. That would be funny. Yeah, because that's also not against the law. Yeah, and if you do that, please make sure that when you're getting taste, you know, watch the creep off, watch the creep off. We'll find the video.

Yes, we appreciate it. No more of this world star. That's just old. Now it's the creepoff.com. Thank you. She's been like this. Is that too much to ask? Does it be good? Are you the one of a kid?

I'm just going to walk her over. Can you walk her over so I can get my car? There you go. All right. Few things are going on here. First off, the friend is also getting cuffed. You notice that? Yeah, that's my first question is why is the other woman being cuffed?

We're going to see her again back into the precinct. So we'll have more information about that coming up. Oh, good. That's weird. But then the guys are having way too much fun to watching this chicken arrest. And now I get it. I think this will be a fun night for me too. But they're just like, hey, guy, he'll testify.

This is awesome. Let's lock this bitch up. This is great. I'm kind of with them on that. She probably deserves prison for this. my clip number seven is a short one mini but uh this guy is feeling his feels he's feeling like he's uh the king of shit mountain are we talking about the cop or the guy no i'm talking about like one of the bystanders here i'm a sales manager so you think you can do a no protest

i'm a sales manager he says what does that to do with anything cool man good for you good stuff i can't begin to express to you sir how little i care i'm so proud of you made it all the manager did you Nice. It must have been really good at your job. Let me tell you something. You have to be the biggest shark in the fucking tank if you're going to be the sales manager. Wow.

I'm the sales manager. So I know all about the law. I know how to fucking lie to people to get them to spend their money. I'm the best at it in my office. That's the thing that he would be good at, not determining what to do with this nonsense, melee. All right. So now we're back at the precinct. And this woman is not happy about the fact that she's being handcuffed to a bench.

Is that what we're calling her fat friend? I'm not sitting on the bench. You guys are not understanding me. I am not. Not what? So she's not happy about the fact that she's being treated like a criminal. She's not used to that. She's hyperventilating.

She's explaining that she's telling the cops what's up, which never works. So then we've already heard that she can't breathe. Are you ready for the next trope that we see? on all of these my clip nine oh somebody's getting sued this is anything you people this is i am this is the night i've ever experienced and you're still being recorded i know i know trust me i know i know i i know so relax this is the judge is going to see all of this the job i i know Thank you. Please, I'm cuffing.

I am a fucking, this is wait till you hear. Wait you hear from my fucking attorney, all of you. We have attorneys to go. I love that. Wait to you hear from my attorney. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's the attorneys to go around. It's not a big deal. Yeah, we, we have attorneys too.

But again, I knew she was going to threaten to sue somebody. And she kicked someone on purpose. Yep. There is zero. In front of the cop. There is zero. responsibility being taken by this woman. This is everybody else's fault.

No, I will say it wasn't a hard kick, and this guy probably doesn't want to press charges. I wouldn't. I'd be like, alright, whatever. I'm fine. But the cop was definitely looking to bring this woman and back to the precinct teacher a lesson, which is happening here, which is fun. Because she's still not getting it.

My next clip, she's bragging about how expensive her purse is for some reason. Oh, fascinating, lady. Go on. Should be able to disconnect her. No, you're not touching my $2,000 purse with your fucking hands. So back up. All right. So then I got to pick it off you.

Okay. I will do that. You're not talking about undoing stuff. I don't want you to. See, at this point, I'm grabbing scissors. Because I'm like, fuck you, lady. You're not the one telling me what we're doing here. I'm telling you.

I really hate her. I don't. She sucks. Ooh, a $2,000 purse. Wow. I'm impressed. I'm fancy. getting back to the attorney thing i'm going through the mental gymnastics of having a two thousand

dollar purse to begin with i know and what a personality defect that is to begin with women are dumb oh my lord they really are all right i i get like a cheap wallet my credit cards fit in and i'm happy yeah i literally was having a stroke processing that i'm sorry everyone i noticed that you're getting back to the attorney thing i'm glad the cops finally said that he's like wait until my attorneys hears about this i'm like yeah then what we have an attorney too and guess what our attorneys paid for by your tax dollars so sue away i will be paying for my defense at all all the expenses will be on you idiot is this is your lawyer's card and hit your purse yeah we we pull that out for you let me just grab these scissors so i get it for you uh one more clip on here it's right out what

the charges were following the incident. Following the incident Adriana was booked for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. Her friend Louise, who was also on the scene, faced a charge of obstruction. That I don't understand.

She was just in the way of everybody. She's always an obstruction's always happening when she's around. That maybe is true. So did you hear what she said there? She goes, why? I kicked a white guy. why is it okay to kick white guys i'm confused it is the worst way to do it yeah it's so kick white guys um i like it hurt easily we bruise easy too i like the way tiger really put this they punish people

that need punishing for the rest of us that's true thank you officers we appreciate that um you know we're not people aren't celebrating i know there's a lot of holidays this time of year but uh we did have a celebration from hunter duke coming in with 499 for super chat monday big holiday here on the creep off He says, Merry Christmas, my favorite creeps. Weight Watchers has become the best show, 25, and your show makes me look for fun cops, cams to share. Love you guys. Thank you so much, Hunter Duke.

And yes, we are doing Weight Watchers with Brothers Dick, brother Dick and brother Johnny. That's right. And that is on Patreon.com slash the creepoff. You want to support the show. Or you can also get it here on the YouTube channel. If you want to become a member behind the paywall, once a month we've been doing these Weight Watch

watchers episodes and they're a lot of fun. Dr. Steve is blowing up my phone right now, everybody. Oh, what's Steve wanted to say? Does he know we're on doing a show? Probably not. Probably not. Did you get the dabble dice, Ben? I sent the dabble dice. Oh, maybe he's telling you the URL. Can you look at your phone and just tell us? Is it store dot dot Dr.steve.com or store at Dr. Steve. store or something like that. Yeah, text me, Steve, if you're watching. I'm not dealing with all of that. Carl, right now it's time for some voicemails. The creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. We hear as Syracuse still feel terrible for the loss of Rob Reiner.

His son, we hear, would normally face 10 years apiece for each stabbing, but this one could go to 11. See you in Syracuse. Final tap reference. We appreciate that. Brian, good job. Thank you, buddy. Carl, we got some voicemails taken away, buddy. You're leading the way this week.

Vinnie, I am a fan of the show, but I'm getting, you're digging a grade for yourself with this male nurse stuff. Who do you think they're going to give you when you go into the hospital to get like a toe cut off because you're diabetic fuck? Fuck you. Or you ever heard of obesity hypoventilation syndrome? Basically you're so fat you can't breathe so you have to get intubated. But yeah, they're going to give you some hot little nurse to help turn. No, they're going to need the nurses. Fuck you.

That's a good point. How fucking fat do these people think that I am? Jesus Christ. I'm not enormous. That is a good point, though. You are going to want a male nurse if you're going to want to get scrubbed down right. When I go to the hospital, the only thing I need is one bullet and a gun. And I'll take care of everything myself.

How many male nurses can you shoot with one bullet? You're going to have them wind up? Yes. Okay. Final tap two, it was bad, but come on. It wasn't that bad. Yeah, it wasn't. Thank you, fuck you, bye. Vinny, don't come to school tomorrow.

Everyone's telling me it's pretty good. I see, my expectations were so low, I think I might actually like it. People were saying it's not that bad. I wanted to hate it, and I did not hate it. All right. That's all you need to know. Good. Well, I will, I will check it out.

It's on my list. Blackbread here. Do you guys ever notice how, like, nobody knows how to use an intersection when the power goes out? I think it's pretty simple, right? You pull off to it like it's a stop sign. You look and see who's there before you. You let those people go and then you go.

Pretty easy. But I'm in Washington State where nobody fucking knows how to drive. And so they just kind of go when they feel like it. It's fucking retarded. I don't know. What do you guys think? Washington State are some of the worst drivers. I've been up to Seattle a few times with the rental car.

and I can't stand the way people drive. You know what the problem I have with people in the northwest? Their general liberal sensibilities? They have nowhere to be in Aldi to get there. And they're proud of that. They're actually proud of that.

They're like, ooh, there's a turn coming up, but they're slowed down to 30. Is that their accent? Doesn't matter. They suck. Next voice, bell. Hey, boys, podcast, prophet here. Holy Spirit is speaking through me. You know, you've got to hand it to blood.

prostitutes. Any oodles, I'm calling fucking shenanigans of the highest regard. Benny, you cheating piece of shit. Ha, ha, ha. Jokes on everybody else. It was excited to see you spend the wheel and actually do a consequence. But instead, you fucked over Carl and the fans and didn't really actually do anything nice for Carl.

I get it. You probably, you know, it's a loophole because it didn't say which go host. but now that's bullshit you should either spin again or actually actually do something nice for carl also i appreciate the uh the bonus episode on friday that you put together however uh cardiff electric uh very very low energy uh he needs to like do some cocaine or something anyways thank you buck you bye love you it's good advice card oh and merry christmas very expensive it is to get cocaine in the canada please very very smart can't potatoes be rigged up to be a battery yeah but the very low energy that's true yeah very low energy so very low energy i will say uh but he did screw me over this consequence but

what are you talking about i got you an angel reese poster you loved it which is exciting and now that i have the uh itchy and scratchy and poochy shirt i feel like you fulfilled the consequence to my liking i fulfilled it last week i don't care what you like no gives a shit what you like you never give a shit what i like that's a good point you know what fuck what i say you know you're bringing a lot of good points right now i'm not gonna lie yeah that's that's good stuff

oh man i wipe my ass with that shirt i hope you enjoy it um any more voicemails no that's all the voicemails now vini we did have a super chat come in while we were playing the voicemail segment let's hit that i don't want to miss that jared coming in saying have a creepy white christmas or c wcmus for sure quick miss by the way has the holy medallion been hidden at vinnies yet notice all the tech problems bitties having today better not be in there. Don't even look for it. If I find that in here.

Don't even look for it. Don't even bother. You won't find it no matter how much you look. Let me tell you what's going to happen if you decide to leave out of here. I just want you to know preemptively. It's going to go through your window. It's going to go through that window that you sit at with your computer. You're going to be sitting there having a nice day looking at the birds out the window.

And then this glass is going to shatter like stone cold Steve Austin just came through. And there's going to be a fucking medallion there. And I'm going to be standing there with blood and vengeance in my eyes. So you try it. Me leaving the Pikachu. you medallion here at the comedy club is not just detrimental to vini it killed my dog already it killed my dog olive's fine stop olive is fine but romona is gone that's true and she fuck it my dog got sick and died when that thing showed up it's worse than that though vennie it's

worse than that this comedy club that we record this podcast out of has viny from the the jersey shore coming up as a headliner soon that's how much this medallion fucks with everything around it's dude we got it out of here and then we booked scott thompson and david cross that's amazing tickets on sale now david cross is coming to town yes sir wow in september tickets went on sale this morning kids that's amazing what the fuck is he doing in the comedy club oh i think chad's trying to troll me chad is cooler than viny for real mm-hmm got me all right what's going on what are we talking about i don't know i just saw that this got distracted i just saw that the chat it made me laugh are you ready for a scum brain yeah let's

How about an old school scum parade singer from our buddy Kroche for back in the day? Because Vinny's a creep and Carl's a widow. I'm not kidding around. They're both a generous psychopaths with no business in a civilized society. And they're going to take you on a stump parade. Now, last week, you lost your notes. yep in the middle of the show do you have your notes this time at least cool

what did you uh what did you start us off then buddy holy shit where do my notes go you do it like you have some panic in your face yeah here we go again kids shut up for real i don't know what the come on come on all right i'm grabbing the medallion to take it at home now i feel bad now this has got too far okay got it great ha ha Oh, that was bad. Nice. Here we go.

You know, Carl, Christmas is about family, but not for everyone, especially not this Michigan man, Mark McCracken. Now, hold on a second. I just have to ask a question. How do you have a son with the last name of McCracken and that name of Philip? That's a miss right there. Because the dad's name was Phil McCrackett and he knew the pain. Okay, all right. I was going to say otherwise, that's an epic failure.

So these two Michigan men were charged. earlier this month, after one of them I allegedly used the other as a stand-in for a court-ordered paternity test. Smart. Not really. On September 18th, Derek Harrison reportedly signed into the McComb County Administration building as Mark McCracken and submitted a DNA sample while impersonating McCracken. McCone County prosecutor Pete Lacedo told WJBK that the building was video surveillance, which became

especially relevant when the child's mother challenged the paternity results. she's a real goody two shoes she knows she banged yeah i know he found the one chick who hasn't fucked multiple guys she's just like oh no no no he's definitely the father i've i've not had sex with anyone else in like years like really god damn it i can't find one whore to knock up she goes that's impossible let me see who came in the mother reportedly stated after learning the test said mccracken was not her child's father that's what they showed her the video and she goes that's not him and it says right in the door when you walk into this process prosecutor's office where he had to go take the test and give the sample you are being recorded during this so they knew it was going to happen so harrison mccracken were charged with tampering with evidence harrison was arraigned on december 1st while mccracken was arraigned on december 10th uh they're also being charged with being habitual offenders i didn't know that was a thing in michigan so uh they are both in trouble so apparently they look so close enough like and this these photos don't do it justice but i

I'm guessing Derek gets to fuck Mark's girlfriends from time to time. That's why he owed him a favor. I don't know what the story is. If the girls don't even recognize, it's like, hey, do you want to pretend your meat tonight? I don't feel like going over to her house. One guy's eyes are swollen shut.

Yeah, I think he's making like a power. The other one has a goatee though. Right. I mean, you could do a little work. The one guy's more tan, but you can figure it out. Okay. Okay. Maybe you're right. Maybe this is a good move. Yeah. Well, they're making a habit of it, so. Okay. Well, let's move on and let's meet this next, uh, this next guy. He's a real party pooper.

This is Daniel Peas now. He's 33 years old. And he is going to jail for five years after being found guilty of grievous bodily harm and an attack on a gentleman named Stephen Dixon at a pub in the United Kingdom near Oxford in May of 2023. Wait, this is at a pub? I thought was at a wedding. It was at a wedding and a pub. That's how they do it in England, Carl. now wedding organizers called the police to deal with his erratic violent behavior just as they arrived he grabbed mr stephen dixon's finger and bit it off all right so maybe the brits need prohibition and i don't normally champion prohibition but maybe the british people can't handle their booze all that well a lot of them can handle it just fine no i think they need to be putting a time out we read a lot of these types of stories now a man can be heard show watch soccer anymore if there was no more drinking so that that would be a side effect of this but but you know what though that

sport needs to take it down a notch maybe the alcohol people will watch it in a reasonable way do you see what i'm saying though they'd be like i don't need to watch every game this is kind of boring hmm that's a good point yeah thank you maybe this guy it does have a problem because it says the father of four had been drinking since breakfast and it was also his birthday okay hold a second minnie i was just in Vegas on my birthday do you think i was drinking since breakfast you're damn right i was get so many fingers i bit off on purpose or i buy accident with those teeth god damn you god damn you uh how many carl i didn't buy any fingers off no fingers off huh good for you so just smooching boys

he bit off the pack goods so he's drinking all day in a fit of drunken fur he also threatened to bite off a cop's a nose. So this guy is like not throwing pudges. He's just going, I'll bite you. I'll bite all of you. So he's a fan of Tyson's later work. Got it. Yes.

Yes. Now, uh, Pizzo previously gave evidence to the jury that said he had been arguing with his partner at the time of the wedding. He said it wasn't. It was my best mate's wedding. My relationship with alcohol at the time was at its lowest. It was awful.

I was completely and utterly intoxicated. It was a real boozy event. I don't drink now. He had that, uh, well, yeah, because you're in jail. Good point.

Another round for us inmates, please? Nope, okay. Now, he claims that a guy named Mr. Green approached him with a group of four or five people, including Mr. Dixon, the guy who got his finger bitten off. He said that Mr. Green said to him, you couldn't behave for one fucking day. Your buddy's wedding, man. Calm down. He then claimed Mr. Green punched him in the face before he smacked him back.

He said, after I punched him, it was a melee. I was on the floor. There were punches coming from all different directions. I was being punched and kicked repeatedly. I couldn't breathe, and Stephen Dixon was trying to rip my cheek. So he's claiming he was getting fish hooked. Oh, so the guy put his finger in his mouth. Yeah.

Well, then, yeah. Mess with the boy, get the horn, I guess. Oh, man. So I would just say this, guys, if you're going to a holiday party, especially your office holiday party, don't bite anybody's fingers. Right. Don't get into a situation where anybody has to slap you. You're not allowed to, no, don't put your fingers in anybody's mouth either, anyone.

okay good to know yeah yeah so either way five years in prison for this it's not charlie from charlie bit my finger jfk had junk could you imagine that he grows up to bite a guy's finger out he's just like i don't know i was famous for it before and everyone's pissed what the fuck he did go viral twice though it's a good point well here's a fun story carl this is donel brunson he's 57 years old and he was found guilty in lacquana county pennsylvania on one count each of murder in the first degree and risking catastrophe. Those are two crimes. Whatever that means.

Yeah. He was sentenced for life in prison for the murder for the incident that happened on November 28, 2023. He was dating this woman named Danielle Barbudi, who was 49 at the time. And they went to sleep together, according to court records. But the man was suspicious to the woman was cheating on him. He would later tell detectives. And instead of confronting her with his job,

jealous thoughts. What he decided to do was beat her over the head with his fist while she was sound to sleep and then grab an ashtray, a ceramic ashtray, and continue to beat her with it until she died. It says in the article he punched her while she was still sleeping in the head. How white are you punching someone? You're like, come on, wake up. Come on. Come on. Come on. Wake up. He didn't seem like he has a very strong punch. She's still sleeping. And she didn't really seem to wake up either because he had to beat her over the

head with the ashtray and then use a pillow to finish her off now minnie what's the longest you've ever held the pillow over just his head what's that what like you're probably not counting but what would you guesstimate well she's wiley i think the last time we timed it was about 18 minutes eight 18 minutes wow okay i don't have the stamina for that that's impressive i don't know how she did it's impressive yeah yeah who hasn't done that just to send a message though The message is you're fucking up. I could kill you is the message. Oh, man.

So he decided at that point, oh, I'm so woe is me. I murdered my girlfriend. What should I do? I should kill myself. So he decided to try to visit Greenland by swallowing a large number of sleeping pills. Okay. Cutting one of his wrists with an craft knife.

Right. And then turned on the gas stove inside of her apartment. And the last action in order to cause an explosion. is what he wanted to do. So that he was inviting catastrophe. That's the inviting catastrophe part. Yeah. So he tried three different ways to kill himself and he was over three.

Correct. He woke up around four o'clock the next day next to the body and the sister calling over and over again the house trying to find her dead. Her sister is the New York Jets of suicide attempts. He just can't get it right. He might as well run into that corpse's ass and fallen over. Fucking idiot. By the way, if you're going to do the murder suicide route, do some planning. plan ahead on that one yeah he told the cops later this isn't how this was supposed to go no yeah

the defendant recounted that her leg felt cold when he awoke later that afternoon the detectives wrote brunson knew he had to leave the scene as soon as possible and covered barbooty's face with a blanket after that he washed away some of the blood on his body and left the scene of the crime the sister eventually stopped calling went to the apartment and discovered the body um yeah so blood was all over the place when the police arrived because of the um his little stunt with the knife. So he bled all over the place. And after leaving of the defendant stopped at a store where he bought two more bottles of sleeping pills, a bottle of ibuprofen and a bottle of water because, you know, when you're going to off yourself, it's best to stay hydrated.

I love the fact that he bought ibuprofen. You know you need a PR team stat when you're over-the-counter pain medicine is used to OD and die by these idiots. I've been hearing a lot of bad things about ibuprofen lately in the news. That'll kill me. He didn't want to take any tie and all. He didn't want to become retarded. Yeah, it's not going to kill you. Yeah, he'll be fine. So this guy just stinks.

Yeah, he's terrible at suicide. He then finally decided to break into a mobile home where he previously worked and tried to do it there. And eventually he was traced to the mobile phone using his cell phone records and the cops found him under a blanket. They found another bloody scene there. His hands are red. The place was covered in blood. He's just a real pain in the ass for everybody around him. Jump off something tall.

Jump off a bridge. What are he doing? He's trying so many different dumb ways to kill himself. Yeah, he just wants to, like, go take a nap. Right. And let it be over with. He doesn't want to, like, do the work. He's just sitting in an idle Tesla in the garage.

Well, this isn't working. God damn it. I turned the microwave on and nothing is happening. What if I put a tin can in it? That'll blow up the house. It won't. Inviting catastrophe. That's an interesting crime.

It's fun. I like to find out other stories about people who've invited catastrophe and were criminally charged for it. He left the gas on, but never with a match or anything. He just thought an explosion would happen. Eventually. That's not all that works, but sure. Oh, man. So the picture you're seeing, ladies and gentlemen, this is good news.

This is my bright spot of the week. Okay. This is a man who filmed twisted sexual acts with farm animals and pets on his rural property, who boasted online for being famous for his material. his name is Colin Baker finally identified he used the online handle as beast boy oh beast boy right oh yeah i don't know that is yeah he used to molest goats and chickens and a goat uh ram on his farm and uh morland near tarry in the mid coast region now the 40 year old also performed sex sex on a number of dogs as well now i'm no pam anderson uh-huh uh-huh i know i don't think fucking chickens is appropriate

And also, I'm not even sure it's possible. Like, how small of a dick? How much you had to meet a fucking chicken? See, that's not the problem. What's the problem? The problem is he isn't a needle dick. Oh, you've seen Mr. Beast in action or what's it? No, I'm saying that this is a horrible.

I'm calling a Mr. Beast. I'm going to get my ass soon. What's his name again? Beast Boy? Beast Boy. Mr. Beast is great. He does not fuck chickens at all. I just want to say the creep off loves Mr. Beast.

Big fans. Yeah. Yeah. Carl wants to do some type of challenge where he doesn't fix his teeth for a year for a million bucks or something. Yeah, there's no way I'll do it though. You can't give me to not fix my teeth because I'm going to fix him. Every time he falls asleep, dentists try to

sneak it. I can picture this video. Dentists try to sneak it to fix your teeth. Yep. And you have to fight them off. I have to set booby traps in my house. I'll do it. So most of the acts that this guy did, we really can't talk about on YouTube. That's bullshit. In this article

it says, most of the acts cannot be published here. Can you link to a cool website where I could then read about it please. I'm not clicking on that website. If you're not going to be cool, someone will be. Baker operated mainly through the social media application telegram, including a chat group called the Dirty Dog

D-A-W-G, which had around 350 members, Carl. He boasted to one member of the group that he was famous for bestiality material sold online by others. Brody you. I just sit here and all these mad cunts go mad over what I do, he wrote. There's no suggestion

that Baker benefited financially from producing the material. So he's not real smart. Right. He's just doing it for the love of the game. Yeah. And direct chats with other telegram users. The 40-year-old said he wanted to play around with a horse and boast about performing sexual acts with dogs every second day of the week. Every other day, he fucks a dog, huh? Yeah. He taught two other users how they could have sex with dogs. And they responded back

to him in like these discord chats that were recovered. You help me a lot. Thanks for that. A user named Hannibal told him. We have no imagination. I want to fuck a dog. I'm just not sure how. Do I put it in its mouth? Someone teach me how. No, don't put it.

How do you think this guy talked him into it? You see when a man loves a dog very much. What is this conversation? Police search the 40-year-old's computer and iPhone and covered over 2,200 bestiality videos and other individuals engaged in vile activities. His devices in cloud storage also contained over 7,000 files depicting underage children involved

and or witnessing sexual acts. Has there ever been a BCLity guy who didn't also have CP on their hard drives? It's a slippery slope, I think. I think it always happens, doesn't it? It's pretty gross. They're like, well, dogs don't like having sex, but I do that.

What about seven-year-olds? I bet they don't like having sex either. Yeah, they don't. Well, all I know is I'm very happy that this man is behind bars. The only people who are happier than me are the animals and his farm. And he's going to be back in court

this upcoming week car and uh just a disclaimer from your friends of the creep off don't fuck chickens or any other type of bird edible or not there are food supply but they're also deserve friends yeah there are fine feathered friends that's right leave the goats alone too yeah yeah the goats don't want to have sex with you either yeah none of the animals really want to have sex with you i mean we don't know that for a fact some of that might be into it there's let's weirdos in every species yeah i see i've learn not to speak for everyone right thanks for watching the creep off this

week what a fun show merry christmas everyone thanks for participating in the show thanks for being here with us we'll be back with another episode next week we sure will it's gonna be creepy the year next week are we doing a are we doing a bonus show this Friday we need to talk about that because uh I got to figure out boxing day right it is I need to figure out what's going on

with this studio so we might end up having to take a day or two off okay but I will let you all know ladies and gentlemen you are the greatest listening audience we could ever have. Thank you. Merry Christmas. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Good year. And when it comes it brings good cheer A season of goodwill and fun

And yet wonders, do we must feel festive Gritches out there just get restive And spoil it all for everyone Though it's too much to expect you to be nice You'll find that life is easy, with its sad voice. Try not to be a cut. It's Christmas.

Take a tip from Santa's home. The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly, so don't go looking like you swallowed a bunch of holly. Don't shout at Carol, sing us and No, not to stop, done by your presents from the Oxfans shop. A fuck, say, me, Jerry, have another sherry. Try not to be a cunt, you tell us why. Try not to be a cunt.

So there's the wind. I'm slaying up to Lapland. Try not to be a cunt. C-U-N-T-C-Haw-S-T-C-C-T-Cunt.