The Creep Off - Episode 194: Boo! a Creep off Episode

Episode Date: December 29, 2025

Karl & Vinnie nominate the biggest creep of 2025 and dive into a Holiday Hangover Scum Parade. Most importantly we learn to never mock the power of a Sonichu medallion The score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 2 – Guest 4 visit patreon.com/thecreepoff to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out this week’s scum parade stories here: Man accused of stealing mandolins in Teaneck returns them with apology noteSalvation Army bell ringer tries to impale Florida Publix manager with donation tripod, deputies say | WFLAICE Arrests NJ Santa Impersonator Following Child Porn Charges | Princeton, NJ PatchElderly Seattle woman has eye gouged out in random attack by repeat thug — as cops admit 'he's notorious' | New York PostWant more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Support free speech help to donate to Karl & Shulis Legal fund visit FIGHTHEDABBLER.COMDon’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Hey, Carl, Biddy. Did you know that Hackamania is happening April 10th through 12th in Sunny Las Vegas? I did know that because I paid attention to our promos that we do before every show on the creepoff, reminding people to use the promo code, creep to save 10% off of their tickets. Now, if you are planning on coming to Hackamania, if you've already got your tickets, we want to hear from you. We want to know what consequence you want to see happen live at the show. So make sure you let us know that. If you are coming, we want to hear from you.

So if you haven't gotten your tickets yet, visit hackamania.com. And for the rest of you, we'll see you in Vegas. You're listening to the Carl Network. If you're a kid, don't get on here, okay? See, that's how you do a disclaimer. You tell the kids that get out to fuck off the damn page. I'm going to give the people what they want. sensation, horror, shock.

I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola! Creepos! Welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps. Buy creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny, and this just isn't any show. This is the Creep of the Year show. Joining me for it is my co-host, Hot Cucaccaro! What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? So good to see you, my friend. Very excited about the creep of the year, 2025 edition.

dude last year we had a really fun one because no pants paul a guy that was a creep resurfaced we got to bring him in as a creep it was just so exciting for me i'm really hoping to carry over that winning tradition here to today's episode how about you i'm also excited about my presentation because i was watching something on the airplane when i was traveling to Vegas recently that i found very interesting about a hall of famer here on the creep off so i'll be presenting that to you later today. And the reason why we're talking about this is because this is a true crime show that is a contest. Every single week, Vinnie and I bring the biggest creep from a certain category. This week, of course, it's the creep of 2025. And then after you hear why we think we

brought the bigger creep, you go and vote at patreon.com slash the creep off. We tally those votes. A winner gets a point. Once one person gets to five wins, they win the round. The other person has to spend the dreaded wheel of consequences. We're tied one to one in this current. round there are no looming consequences all consequences have been done up to this point so we want to turn to our results girl Danny to find out what happened with the voting this past week hi Danny how you feeling I hear you been sick yeah yeah unfortunately that's why the Cowanquin pictures haven't come yet because I had COVID all week, including nine percent.

The old COVID excuse. Ah, I can't go to work. I'm coming. Oh, I can't take photos of myself in lingerie. Ah, I was sick as fuck. I could barely get up. I was like, oh, it was awful. Well, just have someone take the pictures for you.

Just lay there. You can be lying now. That's fine. Yeah, nobody cares. I should have just been like, well, you know, I want to look presentable. And when you have COVID, you don't look amazing. No, that's true. And also, lying on your back is not the best for those titties, I would imagine.

We want to see, though, we want to see Gravity doing some work there in a different direction. Oh, geez. Gravity is the enemy, Carl. Gravity is the enemy. I don't know. The way that she's got that bikini top popping, I have a feeling it's going to be pretty good. Well, I need to get down to it, Carl. I need to find out who was the winner of last week's episode.

Last week, we celebrated crisp creep mess. Yes. And we need to know who the biggest Christmas creep was. So, Danny, without any further ado, let us know. Yes, 66% of the vote for Creep miss's biggest creep went to Carl and Joseph. Yes! 66%!

I want to thank all of the Couserooze out there. Cuzz-a-Roo. The Cuzz-a-Roo's have spoken, and I appreciate that. That puts another point on the board for me. I'm up two to one in this round. Danny, what a fantastic job you're doing. Even though you've been under the weather, you've been having a tough go at it,

one of your better appearances on the show so far. Oh, well, thank you. Yeah. I appreciate it. Of course. I have nothing to say, except I'm very angry at you people listening right now. 66% of the vote.

how is that even possible turns out I did a much better job presenting my creep last week than you did Vinny. Iranian Santa who murdered his whole family around the tree? Okay. Yep. All right. Fine. Danny, we look forward to seeing more of you soon. You have yourself a great week. Follow her on Instagram at

Danny Desolation. Tootles. Bye, Danny. He has a treat, isn't she? Even when she's not well, she makes me feel well. She puts forth an effort today. She does. It probably took a while to get those things hoisted up like that. That's an effort. We give her an A plus.

A plus, Danny. So, Carl, this year we have to nominate our biggest creeps. You know, before we do that, Benny, I teased you when I got here. Yeah. That I had some news. And, you know, this Sonic Chu medallion that you got me. I didn't get it for you. That you got for me.

I didn't give this to you. I would never give this to you. Even though I hate your stinking guts, I would never give this to you. So, you know, I've had a lot of issues lately, like with my house, with the dishwasher breaking and flooding my studio and rip it apart of the floors and the kitchen and all this kind of shit. So don't we get a message from this company called WaterMedic down in Cape Coral? Because WaterMedic, they're the ones who installed reverse osmosis water system, and they also maintain it. So once a month they come out and make sure everything's running correctly in the RO system. Well, we got a call last week that says, hey, you know, you're a R.

system it's gone one more time someone stole it oh check john's house the check john's house the entire system a 300 gallon tub is in there you get all the electrical equipment and everything in a shed everything was ripped out and stolen from our house so just florida vandals yes we we got it to the police of course so they said this would be going around so you're telling me pure water systems are the catalytic converters of Cape Coral. I think that's true. I think that is true, yes. It was a $10,000 system, so lots of fun stuff happening for me lately.

I don't know. Is your homeowners cover that? Well, many. Oh, Jesus. Bad news on that front as well, but I won't bore you with the details, my friend. Now I feel bad about the lawsuit I'm filing against you. Oh, fuck. Another lawsuit on top of all this?

God damn it. You're fucking kidding me, bro. Isn't that nuts? You got to get rid of that medallion. I know, man. And you better not bring it here. I haven't hidden in here. No, you do not.

I still come here twice a week, so maybe that's not a smart move. You do not have that hidden in here. You're just fucking with me. I don't know. Am I? I don't know. I'm going to tear the whole goddamn place apart the second you leave. You should.

That they killed my dog. I don't know what you got it for me, that's very mean. It was sent by Brandon from, was it shitty song of the week? Or what does he call show now? Yeah, I forget what he's on now. But yeah, what an asshole. Dude, you're ruining everyone's lives, Brandon. It's enough already.

But you know what, man, I, if I had a recap 2025, God, there's a lot of bad shitty things that happened to me now when I think about it. What the fuck? Can I say this, though? You were, when that thing showed up and I found out about it, I was like, I want it out of here. You're like, I'll take it. Oh, is that what I did? Yeah, you did.

You were like, oh, I'll take it. Oh, great. You were putting it on. You were wearing it acting like a complete asshole. You fucking did this to yourself, bro. Can I be honest with you about something? So I actually don't believe any superstition or any bullshit like that. So I don't think that's anything to do about Sondichu medallion.

But I will say the first thing my wife said to me was, once we found out the RO system was stolen, was, do you still have this, Sonic Chew Medallion? That was her first thought in her head after that. So maybe there's something to it. Get rid of that fucking thing. Throw it off a bridge. And then watch the whole bridge collapse once it hits the water. Probably.

All the fish just. float to the top that thing is dude i'm telling you well you're way too happy about it josh ellen misses a wide open receiver on a two-point conversion i mean all of this stuff has to be from the sodditchie that was not from soditia it has to be that was the venous fantasy football quarterback curse i told you about uh you know i would say to you carl and i don't want to talk football today even though my dolphins won yesterday let's talk about that but bruce or chris and I both lost our five-team parlays because the bucks did not beat the dolphins. Look at that smile.

Look at that fucking smile. Chris and I would have won a lot of money yesterday, but the freaking dolphins, are you guys done with two of that? Have you moving on? Oh, my God. Quinn yours, man. That's our dude. Jesus.

Carl. Yeah. We're not talking football. Go ahead. I don't talk football. But I am very annoyed with Josh Allen because I don't want Miami to win games. I know. I want them to lose so they get a high draft pick because they have a lot of problems they got to fix.

And Buffalo losing means that New England clinched the division, which means New England is going to sit all their starters and Mike McDaniel trying to keep his fucking job is to come out and win another fucking one and put us right in the middle of the draft. We're going to go eight and nine on the season. We are a garbage team and we're going to go eight and nine. Do you know how fucked up that is? I love it. It's just going to keep them the most mediocre fucking bowl of vanilla ice cream team in the fucking wild. world. This is us not talking about football? Good, good. I like it. Should we start a contest? Yeah. All right. I'll ring the bell. I present to you the biggest creep of 2025 being

Creep off Hall of Famer Sean Diddy Combs. Now, Vinny, what do we know about Sean Combs? We know everything. We've been following this case for quite some time on the show. Yeah, I know. I'm bored with it. If you're on our Patreon, if you subscribe on YouTube here, you'll know that we've been covering him, because he is a Hall of Famer. We do induct Hall of Famers regularly into the Creepoff Hall of Fame. So he was recently convicted on two counts of transporting individuals for prostitution, man-act violations. He's currently serving 50 months in prison.

However, he was caught drinking in prison and making a three-way phone call with his lawyer, so that might get extended. We'll see what happens with that. But he is in Fort Dix, a low-security federal correctional institution in New Jersey. Forgive me if I'm wrong. Didn't he pick that place? He loves Dix. sure does he wanted to be in dicks so badly and there he is in fort dicks uh allegedly in rehab

or something like that now look at there are currently at least 89 civil complaints officially filed against combs the active lawsuits included at least 43 women and 38 men 17 plaintiffs alleged they were minors at the time of the reported incidents now the reckoning came out on Netflix. 50 cent is the executive producer of a four-part documentary about Sean Diddy Combs. And I was watching this recently while traveling to Las Vegas. And some new things came out in this documentary. Vinnie, are you familiar with this? Do you watch it? I have not watched it yet, but I'm familiar with it. Okay. Well, it's interesting because Diddy's attorney sent a cease and assist to Netflix. They really tried to get this thing shut down. They are not happy about a lot of the

footage. There's a lot of footage of Diddy talking to his defense attorneys. Oh, shit. He bought his own videographer in to capture these conversations and somehow 50 cent got his hands on it. Why the fuck would you ever do that? It's crazy. So that's very interesting. You know, your lawyers don't always give you good news. It's not really who you don't want a camera crew around. You don't need a camera crew. He's on speakerphone talking to his attorneys. What a moron. Yeah, it's pretty wild. So let's let's talk about how this all kicked off November of 2023, Cassie Ventura, sued Diddy. She was in a relationship with him for 10 years and sued him over rape, sex trafficking, physical abuse allegations.

Aubrey O'Day. Now, she worked for Diddy, and he made sexual advances to her. He sent all these emails, like asking for sex, and she refused. And then she was fired. So that seems like a wrongful termination case. But more importantly, in the documentary. Well, no, she didn't have sex with them. Well, in this documentary,

A witness in a sworn affidavit came out and said that she saw Aubrey getting raped by Combs and another guy while she was completely inebriated. And Aubrey O'Dane does not remember this incident. Like we're talking double teaming or just like two guys were standing over her. They're double teaming this chick who is completely out of it. Oh, Jesus Christ. And then he got Kirk Burroughs. Now this guy's interesting. He's the co-founder of Bad Boy Records.

Okay. Did he's a record label. He was given 25% stake. Now, at one point, after some album started selling really well and money was coming in, Did he decided to threaten him with a baseball bat in order for him to sign away his stake. And he later tried to sue Sean Combs. That went nowhere. The other 75% was all in Sean's mom's name because of potential wrongful death lawsuits from a charity basketball game that did he organized

where nine people were trampled to death. If you remember that in the early 90s. Yeah, that was a good time. Yeah. That wonderful gym performance. So he's got this record company he starts up And Mary J. Blige, Biggie Smalls He's signing these artists

And he's starting to make some money Things are starting to pop None of the artists are getting paid They interview multiple artists Who say they never saw a dime They were poor While their records never won Which is pretty crazy

You got this guy, Little Rod Rodney Jones Who produced the 2003 album The Love album off the grid He never saw a dime Really? He moved in with Sean in Miami Sean's taking him out. He says he never got paid. He never got to die.

How come that wasn't in any of the other shit that we read? It's crazy. Like, don't you think that he would lead with this? By the way, also, he grabbed my dick. He tried to butt rate me. And I woke up with this fucking dick in my mouth. Yes. And I never got paid.

And he never got paid on top of that. You would think he would bring that part up. He was sexually assaulted and drug. But look at the big news that I want to talk about here is the news about Tupac. the case that was never really solved. Who killed Tupac Shakur? Well, there's a dude on trial for it right now. There is.

And he's interviewed in this documentary, which is very interesting. Because it turns out, allegedly, Sean Diddy Combs put a price on Tupac's head. And there were a couple of reasons for this. You know, there was the East Coast, West Coast rivalry thing that was going on. But really what's happening is Pete Diddy has no talent. He has no musical talent whatsoever.

and he wanted to be a star. But he was just the man behind the artists. He was just the guy who was signing them and trying to help produce them and make their records great. He saw Tupac, who actually is talented, who's acting in movies, has charisma, people love him, and he's very jealous of that.

On top of it, Biggie Smalls, who Diddy was boys with, signed him and everything like that, they start becoming close friends, Biggie and Tupac. And so Diddy says, Now, we're putting an end to that, and he decides to put a price on his head. Okay. Now, this is, I was checking out Jesse Weber on law and crime. Okay.

And he was breaking down some of the crazier things that came out of this documentary. And this is talking about the price that was put on Tupac's head. The documentary plays part of an interview that D. Davis did with investigators looking into Tupac's murder, which had become a cold case. And on the tapes, Keefee D says that Combs agreed to pay. him if he killed Tupac and also rival record label head Shug Knight. Now, Davis allegedly admitted that his nephew Orlando Anderson was the one who shot the men killing Tupac, injuring Knight, but Davis says Combs never came through with any payment. And by the way, Davis is currently awaiting trial for Tupac's murder in Las Vegas. Again, this guy never fucking

pays anyone. What the fuck? Oh, that's so funny. And he's like, I didn't get paid for it either. Yeah. Well, he put a $100,000 price tag on him, and then he agreed verbally on the phone to get this guy 50,000. He never got it. Yeah, technically that means that Diddy didn't pay for the murder, which is good, I guess. I guess. Wow. You know what, Diddy's initial response was when he found out the Tupac was shot?

Was it us? Get the fuck out. Swear to God. He had a lot of guys working on it. Yeah, that's fucked out. He also tried to have Tupac killed, all right, allegedly, I should say. But Tupac was in New York and went to this building to record some tracks in the studio. And he gets on the ground floor in the lobby and two guys.

come out and fill him full of holes. He shot five times. Yep. And, of course, Diddy's in that building upstairs while this happens. Yeah, he was recording in a studio. Right. And Tupac got shot. And they say it was a robbery gone wrong, although Tupac had a Rolex on his arm that they

didn't take. Yeah, we tried to steal his life. Right. Exactly. So it wasn't even the first time there was an attempt to made, and it seems like Diddy was connected to that. But let's talk about his buddy. The notorious B.I.G. Biggie Smalls.

This is really, I think, the big breakthrough here because they were, you know, allegedly really tight, really good friends, you know, for all its purposes, Tupac, or I mean, Tupac, did he discovered Biggie Smalls, had him on his label. And if you remember the night that he was murdered. So they were out in L.A. Right. And Biggie, they went to the Soul Train Awards after. party. There was his after party that did he threw. And at the time, the rivalry was very

heated. And the Crips and the Bloods were involved because Bad Boy hired the Crips and Death Row had the Bloods. So there's gang rivalries involved on top of all this. Couldn't we just get the Hells Angels like they used to? Dude, it's fucking wild. It's a wild scene. So Biggie's like did not even want to go out to L.A. He's like, I don't need to be there. Like, no, we got to promote the album. You got to go out there. You got to go out to this award show. And then he didn't want to stay in L.A. He was supposed to go to the UK for the, you know, talk to the European press. Right.

Anyway, listen to what is alleged in this documentary. Combs insisted that Biggie traveled to Los Angeles as part of an album tour. And this is despite, you know, the serious dangers that were present from the rivalries, the East Coast, West Coast. And once there, Combs allegedly decided to cancel a trip that Biggie was supposed to take to the U.K. Instead saying he needed to stay in L.A., Combs apparently threw a large party. and after which, someone opened fire on the car that Biggie was riding in, killing him. So Biggie did not want to be there, wanted to be somewhere else. Interesting.

Sean insisted. He threw this party and insisted that he'd be there. And do you remember what happened after Biggie Smalls died? There was a big dent in the ground where he landed? Yes, but also, Sean Coase became extremely famous. It actually worked out very well for him. Combs used all of this publicity around Biggie's murder and his massive funeral to just gain his own fame for his own benefit, shooting to the top of the charts with the song Missing You, which featured, by the way, Biggie's Widow.

Yeah, so Missing You with Sting, singing the every breath you take chorus sideways, whatever that was. And Sean Combs came out as this rapper now, all this one is out on the scenes at the MTV Movie Awards, Stings performing with them. It's this big moment for him where it's like, wow, this guy's hit the scene. He is now officially a rapper. He's a big deal.

He even, this is crazy. Biggie Small is supposed to be on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine. Okay. And Sean Combs intervened and said, no, no, no, I got an album coming out. So I got to be on the cover. So after Biggie died,

he's still fucking with him. And listen to this. Combs, allegedly, charged the cost of that massive funeral to Biggie's estate and had Biggie's. recently renegotiated contract change to make it more favorable for bad boy records and less favorable for Biggie's loved ones after his death.

Well, that's what he would have wanted. Of course. He goes, we got to throw the biggest funeral. It's got to be the biggest party ever. And so he puts on this crazy event that's covered in all the press and everything like that. And then he's like, oh, you know who's going to pay for this? Your album sales.

So he puts out the album that Notorious BiG had already recorded. That's a massive hit. Changes the contracts. so that he makes way more of that money and Biggie's loved ones get very little of it. So for that reason, the deaths of Tupac and Biggie Smalls, I am nominating Sean Diddy Comes as the Creep of the Year, vote at patreon.com slash the creepoff.

Now, Carl, I'm just going to point this out. This came in from Drunk Engineer 205, and thank you for the $2. Are you allowed to bring a Hall of Fame as your creep? I was under the impression that you weren't. Why would you think that? Because the person is already in the Hall of Fame. You can't, it's unfair to use a Hall of Famer in the weekly contest because it's like,

if I could, I would use Chris Chan every week and I would win. Well, hold on a second, though. If you win the MVP of the league, you can't, you can't be inducted into the Hall of Fame afterwards, you can't have both? You can't be inducted into the Hall of Fame and then go back in and play the league? Can't you be a Hall of Famer and be Creep of the Year? And also, there are no rules to this game, but let's pretend they're, art and rules made to be broken,

Vinnie? Who are the rule followers in this audience who are watching this keeping track of that? That's crazy. I am. I am. And folks, if you think that's bullshit, don't vote for Carr. You should vote for me. Oh, he wants a technicality vote. Well, I can tell you have a lot of confidence in your creep. Oh, I have

a lot of confidence in my creep. Ladies and gentlemen, my creep of the year nominee is happier than Cassie Ventura that Diddy went on trial this year. Because let me tell you how much cover it gave him. This guy was able to hide from the limelight even though he is one of the most famous men in the world a billionaire carl he has a couple of lawsuits uh that just got dropped so we're going to talk

about that my creep of the year this year is the one and only tyler perry the very hilarious tyler perry no carl the wildly unfunny and undeservably rich uh tyler perry i can't say i'm that familiar with his work the the clips that i've seen aren't great let's put it that way let me just explain to you a little bit the guy's written directed and produced more than 24 feature films more than 20 stage plays 17 television shows 17 television shows i couldn't name one of them correct uh things like house of pain the oval and cistas he also owns tyler perry studios one of the largest film production facilities in the united states in Atlanta he's also authored two new york times bestselling books and built a billionaire level fortune he's estimated in

2025, 1.4 bill, Carl. He's no darn man, but that's pretty impressive. Largely through retaining, and this is how he did it. He owns the rights to all of his shit. Right. Smart. Very smart. He's also considered a humanitarian. He gave a lot of money to the N-D-N-W-A-C-P.

I know what that is. Sure. Despite all these accomplishments, Carl, in spite of being rich, there's, he's got some critics. There's people in the black community who don't think that his work is particularly really good and may think that it's probably not good for the community. In fact, here's a quote from a gentleman.

I think Anthony Coomia may have been the one who have coined this term, but here's two words from Spike Lee on Tyler Perry's career, what he thinks of is Tyler Perry's movies. It's Coonery and Boffoonery. And I know it's making a lot of money, breaking records, but we could do better. Can I repeat what he just said? That's better than black exploitation.

That's a great name for his films. You know what? I'll say it one more time. It's coonery and buffoonery. That's phenomenal. Do not put that out of soundboard. Now, I will tell you this, Vinny, this is jealousy. Spike Lee hasn't made a good movie in how long, 38 years?

This is total jealousy on Spike Lee right here. Okay, Carl. His Tyler Perry stuff is obviously commercially successful. Oprah got involved. She gave him a ton of money. More cooterie but foodery. But I'm just going to say this. The way he depicts people, the way he depicts the African-American community is not great.

In fact, let me show you a clip from one of his stage plays from before the movies started getting made, Carl. Okay. This is fun. Now, we'll stop this along the way. This is 59 seconds. And you tell me if you see any type of stereotyping involved in this clip. Your mother owes me a lot of money. And you?

Lord have mercy Now that is Tyler Perry Playing his famous character Medea Oh yeah He is I don't know 6 3 and it drag As an old lady

So this old lady comes home And she sees this guy Propositioning her niece Saying that she's going to be his now And how does Medea handle this Get out of my house Old woman I ain't going nowhere

You know I don't feel like I'll ask you to get out of my house I ain't in the move for you to be sitting here talking back to me. Now, I tried what they told me. She just pulled two guns out of her purse. It's fun. It's funny. Okay.

It's what my people will do. That's great things of violence immediately. Oh, shit. Go, go, go. So she just Yosemite Sam to this guy out of the house. It's hoax, pow, pow, pow, pow. Okay, I take it all back. Tyra Perry's great.

This is good stuff. So there's nothing stereotypical here, Carl? This is good. How about this part? I know I heard of Scott. Squirrel? You got my bag. now she's my purse

pick up the shells under that's how people get caught they don't pick up their shells oh yeah that's why you can't now she's telling the niece to pick up the shells so she doesn't get caught I'm following my partner in crime here you'll get me busted you see anymore

don't give them to me here and I don't want my fingerprint on it look here look here Tony I'm out baby and they got two playing ticket to Kansas one for you one for her you're going to your auntie house I'm a dear I want to sit here with you

let me think about it no no no her to do No matter where you are, no matter how fuck, just call my name. I'll be at the casino. Yeah, nothing's stereotypical about black people in any of that, Carl. I actually found that to be quite delightful. You might go back and rewatch this. You didn't pick up on the negative stereotypes?

No, it's hilarious. What are you talking about? Okay, great. I'm glad you enjoyed it. So far, so good. The NPR analysis noted that some black viewers believe Perry's content paints a broadly negative portrait of black life. More recent discussions accused Perry of promoting anti-black. narratives and emphasizing violence, dysfunction, and outdated tropes, with some arguing that this holds

black, back positive representation in the media. Perry has defended his work as reflecting real experiences, and he actually made up with Spike Lee back in 2019, and he named a soundstage after him at Tyler Perry Studios. You could film on the Spike Lee set. I mean, can I remind you that we're doing the creep off right now? You're worried about whether this guy's using black stereotypes and entertainment? Yes. yada yada yada yada and 89 civil lawsuits

accusing ditty of rape and being molested when they're underage and we're going out of this log about stereotypes well I'm just saying he's done a lot of negative things for the community says says one jealous producer one jealous director okay well then let's meet this guy Carl this is Derek Dixon

and Derek Dixon has filed a lawsuit this year against Tyler Perry back in June. Now, the allegations began when Dixon met at Perry's studio opening party in September of 2019. Perry spotted Dixon among the event staff,

asked about his acting ambitions, and insisted on exchanging numbers. With the help, a little weird. Early texts include Perry commenting on Dixon's Halloween costume photos. Your cowboy needs a sugar daddy, he says, and offering to change Dixon's life. In November of

2019, Perry cast Dixon in a small role in the show Ruthless and gifted him a new car. Nice. Out of nowhere, he's like on the show in the background. He was working for a catering company. Yeah. And now he's in the background and Tyler Perry is buying him a new car.

Why did they ever move to L.A.? This is the dream. In January 2020, Perry invited Dixon to his Georgia home for drinks. After Dixon became inebriated, Perry suggested he stay overnight. Yeah. It's probably the safest thing to do. Sure, Dixon didn't have a change of clothes. So he went into the guest room and stripped down to his underwear and crawled into

bed. That's a few hours later, that's when he woke up to find giant-ass Tyler Perry in his underwear, crawled up behind him in his bed. Yeah, boy. Rubbing his fucking upper thigh and dick area and spooning him. Jesus Christ. That's when he says Derek Dixon jumped the fuck out of the bed. And it was like, dude, what is going on here? And he's like, and Tyler Perry, according to said, man, you look so sexy and I don't know where could you turn around and do a spin for him? And he's like, no, dude, I'm not into any of this. I don't want to do this. Maybe you need more booze. I'm into the sense of the booze are wearing off. So he's like, I am in Tyler Perry's house. I'm a guest here. I was a caterer.

Yep. He put me in a show. This got weird. But he kept telling him, I'm not a sexual person. I am not into sexual stuff. But that didn't stop Tyler from texting him pretty much daily. Carl, probing Dixon about his sex life. What is going on to take for you to have guiltless... What is it going to take for you to have guiltless sex? And bragging about his own prowess, including claims about his big dick and making, quote, bottoms go crazy. Okay, so Tyler Perry's guilty of not taking no for an answer, but, you know, a lot of guys are... I'm not done.

Carl, there are so much, there's so much text evidence in this case. Is this guy gay, by the way? I don't know. He looks gay. He does look gay. Yeah, yeah. I see why Tyler would think that. To getting fucked by Medea.

So he also said things. Perry told Dixon that Perry imagined Dixon prancing around in his cowboy outfit and that Perry did things to Dixon that he couldn't talk with Dixon about any further because they were so wrong. He continued to sexually arrest Dixon into 2020 when Perry texted Dixon that all he wanted for his birthday was biscuits and BJs. But that all Perry ever received were biscuits. Oh, poor Tyler. It's sad. Insinuated requests for oral.

sex from Dick, from Dixon. The text was followed by other messages calling Dixon cute and cutie. Dixon continued to resist Tyler Perry, even though Perry cast him as a season regular on the show, The Oval, as a gay character who sleeps with men for shelter. Oh, smart. Yeah. So at the end of the show, the end of the first season, his character gets shot in the chest four times. Okay. Now, why is that a problem? I'll let him explain it. Dale gets shot in the chest four times why was that especially concerning for you what it meant to me was if i don't make him happy i could stay dead on the show no i thought he was gonna say it was like a threat in real life well he was like listen bro i'm gonna lose my job like yeah it happens yeah he's gonna fire me

and uh he's the key by character debt so further incidents occurred caro and one time he was in the trailer on the set of the show and tyler came in and was like you know what i'm really into basically explains that he's into choking guys. Okay. So he goes, do you like that? I bet he doesn't. Derek. And he's like, I don't know.

And he says that Tyler grabbed him by the neck and tried to choke him and then said, wow, look how excited you just got. You do like that. Oh, boy. So that's in the lawsuit. And then, not done. There was another situation after the shooting of the scene where he got shot in the chest the next day, he took the whole cast out.

That was the season finale. a trip to Hawaii and he felt like if he didn't go it was going to be a problem sure so uh tyler got really really drunk and uh got himself alone with derrick according to derrick and proceeded to say to him hey i'm going to go to bed now and went behind him and started hugging him sure and then pulled down his pants and underwear from behind and started playing with his ass and said relax relax just let it happen to which point Derek had to run away and lock himself in a bathroom when a man's touching my ass and saying relax I'm doing just the opposite correct correct this is fucking the worst now Carl this is a lawsuit yeah you know we don't know what happened I've seen

some lies been put into complaints before I'll tell you that sure but then weird fun fact on Christmas day this year this is Mario Rodriguez he He filed a completely separate lawsuit against Tyler Perry, seeking $77 million. You know, in Tyler Perry's defense, if this guy doesn't want to get sexually molested, stop looking that gay. That's ridiculous. What's he doing? Rodriguez had a small role in boo, a Medea Halloween in 2016. He alleges he was approached.

He has a movie called boo. He stinks. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know what? That's the name of this episode. Boo, a creep-off episode. No, I think there's a better title that's at the Super Chats and we'll get to in a minute. Okay. So he alleges he was approached via a gym trainer. Perry invited him to his Los Angeles home multiple times for supposed at work discussions. They could play details Perry rubbing his inner thigh and genitals, attempting to unbuckle his pants, grabbing his penis, excuse me, while moaning, placing Rodriguez's hand on Perry's genitals and promise to, quote, take care of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, gay sex, we get it. Yeah, familiar.

And then he refused to him, but then Perry allegedly handed him $5,000 cash to shut up. Oh, $5,000 to not fuck? Yeah, and he kept bringing this guy back and doing the same shit. And apparently he says he resisted the whole time, and then he filed this after reading the other case. Now, here's the thing about Tyler Perry. Tyler Perry hides all of his shit as if he is a very religious Christian guy. And everything that he does is kind of like this family friend. He's got like this family friendly brand.

Like, you know, Medea is just big mama without the swears. Right. You know what I mean? Yep. He's just stealing everybody else's shit. And I have a quote from him. This is his baby mama. He has never been married.

He does have a son that he co-parents with this woman. Okay. But here's the quote from Tyler Perry on all of this. I'm not gay no more. I am delivered. I don't like men's no more. I said I like women. Women, women, women.

I say women. I'm not gay. I would not date a man. I would not care a purse. I would not put on makeup. I will. I will love a woman. Jesus Christ.

He will love a woman. That was Tyler Perry. Tyler Perry. man who knew this is what this motherfucker was up to yeah and you know what i'm calling my shot for twenty 26 more shit's coming out about this guy i would imagine if he's trying to boo foo these two guys it's probably more of them this is the start of the tyler perry snowball i like it watch everybody no pun intended tyler perry snowball no we don't know everything that he's up to yeah but i'm going to tell you right now carl recycled and basically took all the stuff that i brought up

already for the Hall of Fame presentation and presented it as if it was his own that he just learned it. We totally talked about all this stuff on that episode if you go back and listen to it. So if you think Carl had a lazy presentation this week and you're thankful for your buddy, Vitty, vote for me at patreon.com backslash the creepoff.

Thank you. All right. So what Vinnie did is he just found these two guys who have allegations. He found three people. Spike Lee who's jealous because he can't make a good movie. What? And then you got these other two guys who, you know, obviously they're looking for a big payday. They're looking to get settlement out of court. We don't know if any of this is true. Could be totally made up.

And Minnie's going, well, I got all this proof and this what's going on. All right. Vote for Carl at the creepop.com slash the creepop. You know, today is... Vote for Vinny, by the way. All the new year. Thank you. Today is a very special holiday. And it oftentimes gets overlooked because we're in between Christmas and New Year's. But it is Super Chat Monday. And Nax Picks is here with seven Canadian dollars. Last Super Chat Monday of 2025 wishing Vinnie Carl, all my fellow creepbows and the extended Carlverse, a healthy and prosperous 2026. Thanks, next, Picks.

Can't get much worse than 2025 for Carl. Seriously. Rocco Orby, 2002. Thanks for the $4.00 super sticker. Thank you, Rock, Warby. And Captain Cheese, thanks to the $4.99. Can Coonery be the name of the episode? I think that always has to be.

No, it cannot. It cannot. I think it has to be. Vinny, there were ones that you missed that were up top there. Oh, yeah. We got some new members we're going to get to. We do. Munch Bunch Films coming and becoming a member. Thank you very much.

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Thank you for remembering up. It's an important thing to do because that's when you get the bonus episodes. We record them just about every single Friday. We do a bonus show, and that's where you get some additional. some scum parade we do Hall of Fame induction we watch ridiculous shows starring Hulk Hogan do all sorts of dumb shit on that channel don't we speaking of which you know what producer Chris just got for us what's that there's a Jay Leno buddy cop movie with uh you know the karate kid guy oh um Ralph Machio no the Chinese guy oh oh I know about this movie yeah

Mr. Miyagi. Yeah, Mr. Miyagi's in it. And it's a 90s, like, you know, two cop buddies who just can't get along, but they're solving crimes together. So, yeah. There's a scene where Mr. Miyagi teaches Jay Leno to throw a ninja star with his chin. That is true. And they actually catch them as well. Yes.

He's very impressive. Pat Morita, that's right. That's one of those. Thanks, chicken boy. All right, I can't wait to watch that. It should be fun. Okay. Well, speaking of watching things that are fun, I think it's time for.

Carl's cop cam I can't wait to see Carl's cop cam fight with the cops for no reason will you please show me cause cop cam lose all your rights

ruin your life have the chin and the chin that's a good name for that movie I like it Dear Christ This one comes in from Boner Guy 69 Thank you very much, Boner Guy, for sending this in. It starts with an accident.

We're going to find out that a woman drove into a motorcyclist who was stopped at a red light. And through the passenger, there's two people on the motorcycle, the passenger was thrown off of the bike. Oh, no. Yeah. All right. On December 6, 2004 at 1038 p.m., the Ormond Beach Police Department responds to a traffic crash, where a motorcycle carrying two people was struck by a vehicle. I apologize. Guys, okay, I understand.

If you see my helmet, I just, all I just fall was asshole and I just hit the sidewalk. That lady's screaming at me. If you stay under the car, she just poured her whole drink out. She is wasted. Okay, okay, okay. And I'm so pissed. Okay. Because she's like, all right.

You stopped in front of it. It was the red light. Okay. She just hit us at the red light and then screwed it. You were the passenger? Yes. Holy shit. Yeah, so apparently this woman's dumping a drink out underneath her car after

you're hitting this motorcycle. Well, you're technically not supposed to have them inside the car. Yep. She should have just stood there and finished out of the sidewalk. What's funny, she doesn't even get out of her car. She sat in her car until the cops finally came over to talk to her. This is my clip number two. Did she really?

She didn't get out to help these people. Please note that the police department blurred her face in this initial footage. However, later, the redaction is removed. I'm not sure what you're asking for an album. Just your license, registration, and proof of insurance. For the third time, your license, registration, and proof of insurance. My license is in my wallet. Okay, we'll start with that.

Your license. Where's my purse? I have no idea. This is my jacket. I don't know anything, man. I wasn't in your vehicle. I'm not in control of your belongings. Freaking Oliver!

Though she doesn't find her wallet or ID, the woman identifies herself as 46-year-old Shana McCree. Shana had just left a Christmas party before the accident occurred. Oh, there goes the legend of Shauna McCree, driving without her license or ID. She's like, here's my jacket. She's not one of the things I asked for. I really don't need your jacket right now. She stinks. Yeah, so she gets out of the car and they go over to the sidewalk where she begins freaking out on these police officers.

Rout row. Right here. On the sidewalk. Not just on the sidewalk. On the sidewalk. What are you doing? I don't know. Where do you want me?

Right here on the sidewalk. Are you arraising me or what? Where are you on the sidewalk? On the sidewalk. Okay, where? Actually better yet. Where? Where?

Where? Why don't you just relax? No, but you guys are arresting me. You're going to step over here. Tell me what the fucking wrong. Well, for first, you're going to shut up for a minute while we explain something to you. What? Our traffic crash investigation is done.

We are now conducting separate and- She pulled right out of front of me. Shut up. We are now going to conduct a criminal investigation. Criminal Investigation for DUI. Okay. To him and that being quite belligerent. I'm a big fan of this cop.

He's very direct. Yeah, shut up. What a talk? Shut up. Yeah, I'm just shut up. Carl, that wasn't even just a shut up. That was a finger in the face shut up. That was you.

Well, I mean, she was getting arrested for some bullshit, though, according to her. So I can understand why she'd be obsessed. So after this, they read her, her Miranda writes. And then we get into a fun little screaming match in my clip number four. So they did her. No, not yet. You just said they read her Miranda rights. Yeah, that's true, yes.

I want you to shut the fuck up. Oh, you know what? No, dude. That's not very professional, is it? I don't care. It's not very professional, is it? I'm going to talk to you. Listen, ma'am.

No, are you going to explain to you? Yeah, I'm serious. Yeah, I'm serious. I'm serious. out of his face. Are you serious? Yeah, I'm serious. Shut up and listen.

Stop talking. Shut up to you. Whatever. Go ahead. Okay, so now we're doing what's called the changing of the hats. This is a criminal DUI investigation. Okay, go ahead. I am under the impression that you are severely under the influence of alcohol.

Go ahead. I want to participate in standard field sobriety. Yes, I will. Okay. Okay. So this one was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get your point. What are we doing here? Let's get to it.

Very impatient with this. I'm sure she'll nail it, though, right? No. Field sobriety. No. Tess, well, I mean, I'll give you a really quick example of how this goes. My clip five, they're trying to do the old heel to toe thing and then turn around and come back. Okay, let's see.

All right. When I tell you to start, you're going to take nine heel to the stuff. That's not fair. Hold on. That's not fair. Cheated. Cheated. Why are you moving the earth so fast?

What the fuck? Yeah, man. She's at that level of drunk where you feel the world turning. Oh, dude, that parking lot is spinning for her right now. It's not going well. She took like five. The second she tried to put her feet next to each other, she just went sideways. So then they do the follow the pen thing, stand on one foot thing. She's just terrible at all this. She's yelling. She's not following order. So my clip six, this is the best part of the exam right here. What? I'd say I'd move on to the next one.

It's called the 1015. It's one of my favorites. Oh, great. Wait, no, your time needs to prove on. Is this time, put your hands by your back? Don't cry me. Yep, you're being grabbed because you are under arrest. Why am I under arrest?

For what? For DUI with a crash. For what? For what? For being drunk. I'm not drunk as shit. No, I wouldn't know why the guys pulled me over. And then you're going to get another charge for disorderly in time.

Why? Okay. I love it when she goes, what are you about getting arrested for? DUI with a crash. For what? Why did you pull me over? DUI. They didn't pull you over.

You hit a motorcycle that you sat there in the street until the cop showed up. She's very drunk. Oh, she's a huge pain in the ass. They have to shove her into the car to get her into the car. It's a whole fucking everything. I got to be honest with you. When people are like this, I think sometimes the cops have to be kind of happy. Because they could, like, throw them to the back of the car at that point with they're resistant.

He's like, get the fuck in there. Interesting that you say that, Vinny. Interesting that you say that. Something's coming up here that's going to be quite interesting. Okay. In this video. But she gets brought back to the holding facility, and we're introduced to a new officer on this case, Officer Cannon.

Oh, I'm sure she'll treat him with respect. Yeah, he's there to administer the breath test. Great. Just after midnight on the 7th, Shauna is brought into the Ormond Beach Police Department's holding facility, where Officer Edmonds is met by Officer Cannon. Why am I being in here? Wow.

But I know I want a reason on why. Why? Because you guys cannot protect me on Lord. Because nothing, because you have nothing to you. Could you have nothing? I do you have something to you. No, you have nothing again today. Because I've done nothing.

I've done nothing. They don't. What they do next, Vinny, it's kind of interesting. Is she a prisoner of a political prisoner? What does she think she is? That's very confusing because they have her just sit there for 20 minutes. They're like, you know what? We're going to do this breath test in 20 minutes.

Just sit there. And so she sits there. She's standing up. She's just being belligerent. She's saying, fuck you over and over again. She's calling them pathetic. She says they don't care about normal people, whatever that means. She doesn't know why she's angry, but she's very angry.

It feels like she's being wronged here. Yeah. So, finally, my clip number eight, we get to the breath test. Let's find out how drunk she is. I'm going to guess she's very. Shana successfully completes one sample of the breath test. Police documents indicate that she has a blood alcohol content of 0.24, which is three times the legal limit.

Though Shana begins the second sample, she stops just before it can be completed. I don't have to do this. Why do you? No, I don't. No, I don't. No, I do no jail. okay so now she's decided she doesn't want to take the breath test even though she agreed to it a little while before that but she took it one time and this is the second time they administer it just to make sure there isn't there's not an irregularity in the test yes correct and then so she's halfway through that probably saw the results of the first one was like no no yeah we're good here we got enough which might actually be the smartest thing you could do because if she doesn't do the second one yeah maybe it gives her lawyer something to argue give her something right something to work with is what she would you which you need with something like this well this police officer officer cannon here he is out of patience

he's given all of his shits away i am going on enough i'm right with you we don't have to access against me you think you do you don't you don't you think you have this because maybe you don't either you can't make me go piss or my fucking dead no he just slammed her

he just slammed to the glass behind her guess you're both getting to sell wow what a fucking moron. Yeah. So watch him, like, walk her to the bathroom now as if there's like nothing to

see here. He's kind of like sheepishly like, okay, yep, we can go to the bathroom now. That's actually a pretty good idea. You're okay, right? You're just really drunk. You fell. What do you think this? Lady Cops think of Ed. Oh, my God, now. Let me go.

He's like, okay, yep. I guess she's getting her way this time. Oh, man. What a fucking bad move. Now, I'm, like, floored by that. I know. If not for the cameras, this one was not going to remember any of this.

They could have made up any kind of story, right? Yeah. But unfortunately, this guy had his own camera watching him on this. He's got his body cam on? That's what we're watching. He set that down. Oh, he's following the call. Officer Cannon also discusses the event with Officer Edmonds.

She's dragging blood, everyone. All I do is try to sit her back down in the chair. That's what I told him. I was like, all of him was trying to sit her back down, and she slipped and hit. Yeah. Yeah, she was trying to run out of the room. Yeah.

So I went to grab her, and I didn't slam her. I didn't do anything. But she was she was right here? Yeah, I didn't see that part. Sounds like they're trying to get their story straight, doesn't it? Yeah. Remember when she lunged at me and then I didn't even touch her and then she like threw her head into the wall? Remember that part?

It's like that Kristen Wig and Frank Arvison's sketch on S&L where they're trying to be singing in unison. Yeah, they're trying to figure out like what's the next thing that we're doing? Yeah. He's just trying to like be like, right? I didn't do anything wrong. Can I just, um... Hold on a second. I'm going to watch this one more time.

Yeah, watch it again. By the way, after this happens, she is bleeding from her head. She leaves a trail of blood To the next room They bring her into Yeah Okay I turn the volume down

What I'm So she is So the problem here Might be the fact That you don't Try to sit someone down With their face Face first

Yeah I think he's taking out some anger He probably has With his wife He just fucking broke The breathalizer And her orbital socket.

Yeah, the breathalyzer, by the way, is damaged. It's not even repairable. Yeah, you can't make someone take a seat with their face. Holy shit. What's crazy is that that's not the only fall at the hands of this officer. As we're going to find out, now he's trying to be more careful with the cameras, but we can see what happens, clip number 12, where she gets put down again. During a later interview, one of the EMTs described what Officer Cannon had told them about

Sean as second fall. I know he said at some point she had advanced on him to where he said that he pushed her to distance themselves and then from what he said a fall occurred there. Oh, down she goes again. Yeah, I don't blame on that one.

Transported to the Halifax Hospital. Okay. So there's an investigation. There's an investigation by an outside agency as well as an internal investigation. At first, Officer it was suspended with pay, then they said it's suspended without pay, a little while

after that. So, Shawna was interviewed about this. My clip 13, to be shocked to know she does not remember this happening at all. Well, that's probably the concussion. Do you have any recollection of being in an antoxalizer room? No, to my knowledge, no. Okay. I was told by the

nurses there that I had per the police officers, that I had ran and fell into a table. And that's I got my gash on my head. As part of the investigations, Officer Edmonds was interviewed as well. Was there like a lot of blood around her face

and everything else or no? Yeah, her head was bleeding. Her hair was wet with blood. According to police documents, Shawna received a serious bleeding laceration to her forehead from striking the metal frame around the glass wall of the breath test room. That picture, she looks like

fucking Jessica Carson. Yes. She needed seven stitches and she's going to have a scar on her forehead for the rest of her life fucking frankincerson look at that wow do you can you believe the officers told the nurses they brought to the hospital like yeah she ran ran right into a table she's so stupid so clumsy so drunk you see how drunk she is right yeah can you believe that it's wild right if i'm this cop i give her more drinks on the way to the hospital just to make sure she doesn't remember any of this shit um all right my last clip on here uh let's find out about the arrests that we're

in this case. On January 31st, 2025, the Florida Department of Law Enforcement received an arrest warrant for Officer Cannon, charging him with felony battery. Just a few hours later, he submitted his resignation from the Ormond Beach Police Department. Just 37 minutes after that,

Jacob Cannon arranged that he would surrender to the arrest warrant and the Volusia County Branch Jail and was taken into custody. Shawna pled guilty to the charge of DUI with damage to persons or property and was sentenced to two days in the Volusia County Jail with credit of two days served, 12 months of probation, and 50 hours of community service. She's also to refrain from drinking alcohol, and her driver's license is suspended

for six months. According to court records, Jacob Cannon eventually pled guilty to the felony battery charge. He was sentenced to six months in jail with credit of 11 days served and two years of probation. Whoa, six months he got for that? I want to point something out. More than I would have thought. Let me tell you what I hate about this. Yeah. There was something we were watching right here. This is showing a little clip. I'm going to put it on mute of the body footage of the officer cannon being taken to jail. Hey man, have a seat. Yeah, no handcuffs. No handcuffs nothing. Just in the back of the car, bro. Yeah. Cool. They're buddies. I mean, I guess it's a professional courtesy, but dude, you smashed a woman's fucking head on a chair.

Can you believe that? So yeah, he had to serve six months for that. So very interesting twist and turn there in that police video. Thank you, Boner guy. She's fucking enraging. Yeah, she sucks. She very much sucks. So good one, Carl. Great one. Let's set up some super chats real quick before we get to voicemails. Nancram T5W. Thanks for the Canadian 2799. Happy New Year. Here's to a 2026 without lull suits and to neither of you doing something stupid and ending up as creep of the air, especially Carl. Fingers crossed, Nancram. Thank you very much for the donation. appreciate that. Ack I the New Year

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They're just, it's an important time of year for this. It is shame months. Think about it. Thank you and goodbye. It's a great idea. People seem to like Weight Watchers. Weight Watchers is a fantastic program. If you're not watching Weight Watchers, that's something I forgot to mention.

When you sign up for our Patreon, if you become a member here on YouTube for the creep off, you do get an episode of Weight Watchers every month we've been putting out. Just about six weeks or so. An episode of Weight Watchers. You know, Carl, I had Justin Brown in the studio the other day. He was in town. And we were shooting the shit. And I told him we were doing Weight Watchers. He said, well, what is it?

And I said, well, you know, we do fun things. Like, we did a little game the last episode where Brother Dick brought in, like, an influencer, and then we had to guess which was heavier. Like, there was Jay Bay, who was, like, 450 pounds. And then it's like, is she heavier than industrial full capacity grease a trap at a restaurant, you know? Right. Yeah, that was a fun game. Yeah. Sometimes it just shows livestock and we have to figure out what's heavier livestock or Lizzo.

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Hey, boys, podcast prophet here. Holy Spirit is speaking through me. You know, boobs are a lot like soda. Nobody likes the flat ones. Anyway, just listening to the scum stream about these two idiots that swap the identities or whatever you want to say. The guy went into Jerk off form

and gave a DNA test or however they do it these days. uh he fucking fucked up like if you know you're being recorded or maybe they weren't smart enough but if you know you're being recorded uh it's still technically acceptable to be a mask hole and you know put on a fucking one of those stupid masks and so i've got the sniffles today and then you know i mean it's got a lot harder to fucking identify on camera uh also uh bonus rage fuck roundabouts uh i live near Ferdone in New York and they put one in a year or two ago and it's the worst

people just don't know how to fucking use them I'd rather sit there and wait for the light like fuck that okay fuck roundabouts I'm so with him on this and he said it exactly right it's not the roundabouts I'm mad about

it's the motorists who have no idea how a roundabout works they don't understand yield signs yield signs are not a difficult concept yeah I agree Carl it's so frustrating they put it they love putting roundabouts and we're Whenever they're doing new construction, they think it's fancy or cool or something. So now when we go to the airport, a place that I frequent...

I fucking hate it at the airport. That fucking roundabout is the goddamn worst! Every time I do, Vinny, I always try to predict. Is the person in front of me going to make a complete stop for no reason? And every fucking time they do, I want to just rerun them. This needed to be said. This needed to be said. I know exactly what you're talking about.

It pisses me off to no end. And you know what? The Fredonia fucking roundabouts are really stupid because they have that dumb bear fountain in the middle of the street that people keep drunk driving into it's a fucking terrible place for donia or no is that jennesseeo i forget i don't know but i like for don't you burn it all down it's a cool place burn down everything outside of rochester especially buffalo carol guess what time it is uh i believe it's time for um scum parade it's time for us to listen to the scorn parade We're going

You'll hear about a guy who fought his door I had a few We got a year Scal parade Where's the Scal Parade? Here's a Scal parade Carl Yes, sir

Did you get drunk over this past weekend Over the holidays? I had a few beverages Were you in New Jersey? I was not in New Jersey, thank God. Are you sure you weren't in T-neck, New Jersey? Could you imagine if I was in New Jersey? Could you be the number one suspect in this next unsolved crime that we're going to discuss?

A man is accused of stealing from a T-neck music store earlier this week, and, believe it or not, has returned what he stole. Okay, good. Two mandolins were stolen. Oh, dude, does he know how embarrassing that is? I don't think. Well, yeah, apparently he does. They were stolen from the Lark Street music store on Monday. The owner says that the man who stole the instrument returned them on Friday with an apology note.

And I got to be honest with you, you're still my number one suspect. It says, sorry, I've been drunk. Merry Christmas, you are a good man. This wasn't you. This was not me. I have that one mandolin that I like to play. I'm good with that. I don't need additional mandolins.

And also, I don't return stuff after I steal it. That's ridiculous. That's a good point of stealing. Solid point. Right? Well, Carl, the thief ran off after dropping the mandolins back off. And the police are looking for him. And now I know where to tell him to find you.

I don't like that the police are looking for him. That's a good point. They shouldn't be. They should be like he brought it back. Yeah, right. Like, we're good here. We got the stuff. Everything's good.

He realized you were bad. Also, it is interesting that he used the excuse of being drunk for the reason why he stole them in the first place. Do you know that's the exact excuse for stealing credit cards? He recently came out and told the tale of his credit card theft. Wait, what? Yeah. Chad was just like, ah, I was just, I was.

so drunk back then, stealing credit cards, what I do when I'm drunk. Oh, that's weird. I've been drunk before. I never stole credit cards. Yeah. I used to get really drunk, too. Never did that. Yeah, that's weird. Chicken Boy 3-2-3 makes a good point. This is your why here. This is your why. Oh, I got you. Okay. All right, that took me a second to figure out. Yeah. Yeah, I've gotten text messages from Carl. That's exactly his handwriting. Yep, agreed. Now, Carl, I think a lot of people have had some trouble over the last week. We have a bit of a holiday hangover stories going on here today. This is, this is Stephen Pavlik. He's 63 years old, and he was hired as a Salvation Army Bellringer and stationed at a collection site at the Publix and Canter Highway in

Stewart, Florida. Now, apparently he's down there having a couple cocktails on the job or before the job. So he is a little tipsy and he's out there ringing his bell for the Salvation Army. And according to the sheriff's office, people were complaining that he was belittering, belittling people and basically offering belligerent comments to people as they were walking by. That's fun. Vinnie, have you ever been a Salvation Army bell ringer before? I volunteered to do it once, yeah. Yeah, me too. I don't recommend doing it sober. Oh, dude, I was not sober. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not a fun task. If you're still, right?

I think this guy's got the right strategy. But I was not that drug that I was going, oh, you cheap cunt when people were walking by. Oh, you weren't having any fun, live a little. Oh, man. So, according to the sheriff's office, the public's manager went outside of the store to speak of Mr. Pavlik about the disturbances.

And that's when he reportedly became violent, attempting to impale the manager with the donation kettle tripod. Yeah, that uppity manager, he's had life too good for too long. He tried to stab the man with the stupid stand that holds the cattle. I was just picturing this manager getting home from work later that day. How was your day today?

It was all right. Some guy tried to kill me. Again? Could you imagine being a manager in Publix? In Florida? No. It's got to suck. He fled the scene and deputies found him at his residence later that day.

He was transported to the Martin County Jail and charged the aggravated assault and resisting arrest. Hold on a second. I just got a notification. I saw Pest was in our chat just now. Okay. He's already posted a video about, um, me being cursed. I think he's already edited and clipped by talking about my RO system being stolen.

Who? Past. He's one of the clippers. I'm not sure I'm familiar with past. I subscribe to him, so I got a notification. I will have to take a look. These guys are fucking fast now, man. The show's not even over yet.

I'm just not used to anyone clipping the creep off already. That too. Yeah, that's wild. Welcome to being relevant, guys. So, Carl, this next guy, I'm going to start off by saying absolutely zero relation. I do not know this man. I do not know this man. I see real resemblance.

This is 64-year-old Mark Paulino of Hamilton, New Jersey. Okay. And he is a retired elementary school teacher who during the holiday season plays Santa Claus. So here's what I thought when I saw this guy. This guy could definitely do Santa Claus come mid-November. That's a gig you could do every year. But the rest of the year, Hulk Hogan. This guy look exactly like Hull-Cogan to be shaved his beard?

Yes, I can see it Oh dude, he's just got a fashionate Right, now that Hogan's dead? This could be a sweet gig for him, just hang out in Clearwater? Only problem is he's going to have some other issues Because he was charged by the Mercer County Prosecutor's Office With one kind of second-degree distribution of child of sexual abuse material

And one count of second-degree possession With intent to distribute child sexual abuse material One count of third-degree possession of child sexual abuse material And one count of endangering the welfare of a child. Now, do you think it's possible? possible that ice planted all this stuff on him because they needed a win? Because the headlines like, ice arrests this child molester guy. And it's like, well, I can see that being like, oh, is this your hard drive, buddy?

Just like throwing a hard drive on the floor. Oh, where did this come from? I have a reason to be concerned here. We're in this thumbnail cover. They pulled out from behind his ear. Is this your thumb drive right here? Those ice guys are always doing magic tricks. So this guy's Mark Polino.

He's a retired school teacher. He's white as shit. you look at this guy and you go you could play Hulk Hogan Carl I said that okay that's what I'm telling you but somehow ice is grabbing him why because his last name ends with a vowel ah that's what it is they hate the Italians here's a fun that's what I like to do with a round of all the Italians here's a fun fact the way my last name is spelled and the way this gentleman's last name is

spelled yeah is technically the Spanish spelling oh okay the Italian spelling is P-A-O-L-I-N-O that makes sense so I think they're just going down the full book. It's like, oh, yeah, well, we got nothing else. Here, CP on this guy. I love it. Either way, I'm glad that they, get them out of here, ship them out, send them to Ecuador, wherever the fuck they're said to people. Let's talk about something seriously, though, Vinnie. Can we round up all the male Santa clauses that aren't child molesters and ask him, what the fuck is in it for them? Who, McFoly? We just got to ask McFoly. I want to know, like, what's it? Like, okay, so you don't like having children under lap? Why are you doing this?

I just assume that all of these ball Santas are child molesters, right? It's safe assumption. I would think so. I mean, 95%, 98% somewhere in there. There was a big thing that happened in Rochester this past week. You know, you know our radio pal Bob Lonsbury. I sure do. Always covering the local B. He posted some cryptic shit on the internet about the Greasridge Mall Santa being removed. Did you see this?

No. And he was. Whoever that person was, all they're saying is that there was a background check issue and that that person was removed. You could go to Eastview Mall and see Santa. that's what they had up at the grease No shit No Santa at all They couldn't get a backup

They didn't have a They said the company Who hired the Santa's Didn't do the proper background check And they got rid of that guy They didn't have like a practice squad They could call up from or something There isn't a Santa practice squad for this

I would want to see the guys Who are on the bench for that job There isn't someone A that's doing a pretty good job Having kids on his lap But it just blows my mind That these places They still do this tradition

I kind of get that, but it's not. You have to think every one of them is a creep. You don't think you should bring children over to a child molester's lap to have a seat. Is that what you're saying? No, and pay them to take pictures. Yeah. Pay some teenager dressed like an elf who looks the other way. Please.

All right. I got one more story today, Carl. Yeah. I want to introduce shit to this fucking guy. Uh-huh. This is Falei Vagapia P. He's 42 years old. Don't worry about the Paulina.

We got a guy for you. He had a bit of a situation last week with a 75-year-old woman named Jeanette Markin. Now, here, let me show you this. See this piece of wood here with this big metal rod sticking out of it? I sure do. Yeah. This is a picture of the two of them in their argument. You see, Miss Mark Larkin was waiting across the street.

And Mr. P walked up behind her and swung that thing like a fucking baseball bat at this old broad's head and now she's all kinds of fucked up yeah right through the eyeball right into that eyeball with that uh bolt now this happened in seattle you know i gotta say this at least nick reiner knew the victims you know maybe there was an argument or something ahead of time that got nick rider to want to kill people this guy's just like fucking season old lady just goes this'll be some target practice for me and i we say some crazy shit on the show vanny i know that i know what the Yeah. Buy creeps, four creeps, about creeps.

But I will say this, I am against random acts of violence. What do you think about that? I'm going to stand with you, Carl. In fact, when it comes down to random acts of violence, you know, I don't care for it either. In fact, I denounce it. Wrong. No, I meant to say. Stop it.

Stop it with the random acts of violence. So, fun fact, in the body cam footage, video can be heard from the cops going, oh, is that Follé-P? Yeah. Because this guy is a fucking problem. Yep. He's been running around all over town. He was booked eight times in 2025. None of them resulted in any felony charges.

He was charged with assault, property, destruction, and unlawful use of weapons. Can the DA be fired already? What are we waiting for here? If you live in Seattle, you better fucking call that DA's office say, what the fuck are you people doing? What's funny because they're like, look at fucking B. Arthur. Look what he fucking did to B. Arthur. I know. It's crazy because they're like, you know, he doesn't, he just punches people.

It doesn't usually use weapons or anything like that. It's like, yeah, you know, violent criminals never escalate their violence over time. I'm sure it'll be fine. Just let him go around punching people all day. This broad's eye was gone. Like it rolled down the fucking street. Yeah, it's done. It's done, though.

Listen, at some point in this country, we're going to have to get serious about this shit. Or we can just let Seattle be its own country. I'm also fine with that. If Seattle is supposed to go off. and fuck off from America. Take Portland with you. Bye, guys. Bye.

Sure. We could do something to preserve the union, maybe. That'd be good. Eh, the union. It's overrated. When you're violently attacking people on the street, you're done. Wood chipper.

Yeah, that's a wood chipper, wood chipper offense right there. What's that? What chippa? Oh, man. Fuck, yeah. Our boy Hunter Duke's checking in with 499. Thank you, brother.

Happy New Year's creeps. And don't forget voting for Carl's a vote for S.J. and Tim Wals and something gay. Vote Vinny and vote often. Fuck you, Hunter Duke. How dare you, sir? But thank you for celebrating

Super Chat Monday with us on this very important Super Chat Monday. I believe there's one that we missed, Minnie, if you want to go to our start. Yep. Oh, hey, Empty Daily. Thanks for the 499.

Pretty sure 2025 stunk for everyone, but here's the 26. Thanks for the show, Phylls. Thank you, empty daily. I've had a rash of bad luck, but 2025 is not stunk at all. It's been a fantastic year. another fantastic year with my buddy Vinnie Paulino here on the creep off buddy we're coming up on

like our 300th episode or something it's coming up in a couple of weeks times flying by you know I'm glad you brought that up because I've been meaning to discuss it with you we've got to decide to do something and here's a sad fact caro our guest counter is sitting at four yeah let's not do that again yeah I got no more guests I guess but I was thinking we should you know have some guests for a 300 episode but I'm scared to death because yeah what if we had so many guests that they would break up the vote and then they wouldn't there wouldn't be one specific winner you know what I mean yeah we got to figure that out okay we got to figure that out so everybody thank you so much for supporting the creep off this year we're truly thankful for

all of you um Carl it's nice to be important uh point double point over on the shuling network today at four o'clock check in on what's going on with uh poor old stuttering john who was Studdery John Turner. He changed his last name, I heard. He was blindsided by the news that his son changed his last name to his stepdad's name. I know I'm smiling. It makes it look like I'm a dick. But really, John couldn't be more deserving of this.

He really is just an awful person and a terrible father, it turns out. Carl. Yes. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Goaia. See you next year. See you next year.

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