The Creep Off - Episode 194: Creepmas ’23: That’s Why Pencils have Erasers

Episode Date: December 18, 2023

In today's episode we celebrate Creepmas and Vinnie & Karl nominate a real couple of yule logs for this year’s biggest Christmas creep! In this weeks Cop Cam segment, we watch a woman who does not live in Utah make the no-fly list: In the Scum Parade, we meet an unwanted visitor, Jersey guy who really got a head this holiday and a woman scorned! The score is currently Vinnie 1 – Karl 1, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Woman accused of setting bed on fire while couple, baby sleeping (yahoo.com)Pennsylvania woman sentenced for breaking into home, biting 2 people, and killing a dog | Truecrimedaily.comJeffrey Surgent arrested: Ocean City, New Jersey man charged with decapitating 74-year-old mother Alexandria Surgent - ABC7 ChicagoWoman arrested for allegedly shooting ex-boyfriend in the genitals with pistol | Truecrimedaily.comWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! 

You're listening to the Carl Network. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Go-cool! Go-cool!

Guess where? You just got into Cool Guys' Zone. Ola, creepos, and a happy creepmas to everybody. Today is creepmas and tomorrow is Carl Miss. That's right. We're celebrating you today, buddy. Hey, that guy who was asking for a pretty girlfriend for Christmas, did, uh, that lady, that pretty beautiful lady, you may ever get that? How did that work out for him?

Well, he, uh, sometimes you got to make your own magic in life is what I've heard. That's true. Sometimes that pretty girlfriend was the pretty girlfriend we had all along. What a Christmas lesson. The creepest lesson for all of us. Hey, holy shit out of the gate. Thank you, Trevor Zero. Wow. Thank you, Trevor Zero.

Fifty bucks. Merry creepsmas, fellas. That is correct. It is a Merry Christmas here on the Creep on. Yay, Super Chats. And we are celebrating Super Chat Monday. Lots of holidays happening right now. This is going to be a very, very fun day.

We are going to be celebrating the holiday the way we always do with the biggest creep the biggest Christmas creeps we could find. That's right. Now, before we hit up more of your super chats, we are going to visit our results girl, Jess, who's been very naughty this year. Uh-oh. Yeah, she's been very naughty, but she's here anyway. She got dressed up.

Yeah. What's going on, Jess? What kind of entrance is that? Jesus Christ. What's going on with you, Jess? Oh, my God, I got germs on me. Are you okay? You feeling all right?

I had a big holiday party this weekend and, I don't know. Still recovering? What a gift for this creepness that I got is sickness. Well, I'm trying to uplift everything. But then everything just, I have like the sick twitches. I don't know what they call it. It's great. Everything's great today.

Well, thank you for this. I appreciate your work ethic. I'm glad that power went out before I hopped on. It was fantastic. The wage gap can't get to you somehow. So congratulations on that, Jess. Thanks for being here. Hey, Jess.

Even if you're making everyone miserable. Did your parents have a nice time at the party? I know they like to party. I know your parents like to party. Come on. Was it the annual key party or what one was this one? Annual family, like McGuire, the holiday party, as we call it. Okay.

Because we're a big old Irish family. I knew that, I mean, you keep trying to convince you. us that they're not drunks but then you tell us they having a big irish party yeah yeah yeah we just called christmas early st patty's sure is well jess i don't want to belabor this point you seem like you want to just be in bed right now getting some rest so why don't i ask you after this i have to edit stuff and i'm just comfortable right now on my christmas p jes so all right who won last week i'm at the point though jessica is maybe you can tell us that you are the results girl the results from last week's

the creepoff all right it was 33 to 65 with 66 percent of the vote the winner was karl oh no she wanted to do you feel better just very creepness Bye, yes. Oh, no, she wanted to say something. Don't care. Just Adrived. I am having, like, COVID flashpacks watching that. I'm not doing it.

We love you, Jeff. Okay, Jess, what, what do you want to say? I had to, because Tony told me to say I have to promote the episode of today for the worst Home Alone movies. He made me watch all six home alone movies. It was awful. There's six of those? They're six.

It was terrible. Why would you do that? Hold on a second. That's why she said. I'm not taking advantage of her enough. Tony got her to watch six home alone movies. To be fair, the patrons on his channel voted for it. How do you feel about the rise of Skywalker?

We talked about this last week. The only clue part was when they did the light speed, in my opinion. Wrong movie. Well, I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sorry to hear that you had to do that. Check it out on Tony's Patreon. I have to thank Tony. I'm Patriot. It's on his channel today at 3.

There, Tony, I did it. All right. Watch Tony from Act the Movies channel. If you want to learn more about all the home alone you never saw because everyone stopped watching them after the second one. Good stuff, Tony. Good stuff. Once Pesci left the franchise, it was over. We get it. All right. Later, Jess. Feel better.

Carl, I owed Tony that plug just because of the fact that he is the one who procured me the copy of The Last Jedi. Oh, okay. So. Well, thank you, Tony. At least Tony did one good thing. All right. Let's update this scoreboard, baby.

It is one to one. I brought the creepiest kid. I knew I would. When it comes to creep kids, I have a gift. I won the first one. So now we're tied on creepy kids. Who even remembers that far back? I do.

It was Ambrejit Singh. He was the little kid who dragged babies out into the fucking wilderness and beat them over the head with rocks. Oh, yeah, that was a fun one. Yeah, he sang all sorts of songs. It was cute. All right. La, la, la, la, la, I love to smash them with the rocks. He's a good kid.

All right, you're ready to play our contest for this week, this round? All right, biggest Christmas creep. Carl, you're up first. For anyone new to the show, what you're about to hear is, Vinny and I both pick different Christmas creeps. We're going to present who we think the biggest Christmas creep is, and then you can go vote on the creepoff.com. And, of course, our lovely results girl, Jessica, when she's not hacking,

will let us know who won each round. Don't come to work like that, please, people. It's not great. It's not a great look. It's not a great look. All right, I appreciate it. Go ahead, Tom. I bring to you, Vinny, this is, we're going to go to London right now.

And there is a French family who actually the daughter, 28 years old, moves to London. They're on the eighth floor of this apartment building. in East London, and they decide she's there with her boyfriend. Her name is Magalie. Her boyfriend is Eric. And they decide they're going to have all the siblings over. So all the siblings come over from France to spend five days leading up to Christmas

with their older sister and her boyfriend. Sounds fun, right? No. Things go pretty bad in this one. I want you to play my clip number one, the news report on this. about right oh i know that guy the jury judge at the old bailey said the case have been so harrowing the jury would be exempted from any further service for the rest of their lives there's a little tease for you wait jury that what they had to sit through listening to this case was so horrific

the judge's like you never have to have jury duty ever again i'm sorry for this sorry you have to sit through they give you like a card or something yeah i don't know i give you a trauma card yeah I guess. Holy shit. All right. So now let's meet our victim here. Christy, the 15-year-old boy. Yeah.

Christy was just 15 years old. He was quite simply brutalized by his own sister and her partner. In their belief, he was a witch and possessed. Now, does that look like a witch to you, Vinny? I've seen a lot of witches. Does have a lady name. Well, it's French. So I think it's okay.

Okay. I think it's all right. I'm not going to check. Judge the French. My third clip on here will show you the whole family, the portrait here. Why is everyone's face is so blotched out? Well, there might be some people they don't want to be seen. Okay.

After this. This is Christy. Behind on either side are his brothers and sisters. And in the middle is Magali, the one in London, the one they went to stay with, the one who would later accuse the others of witchcraft and the one who would help to kill her younger brother. Okay. So basically what happens is these kids all show up at the apartment. They come upstairs. And for whatever reason, this Christy kid, he's 15 years old, pees himself. Oh, wow. And he's very ashamed and he tries to hide his pants. Eric finds the wet pants. It goes, you're a witch. You are a witch. This is proof. You're all witches. These are all witches in my house.

So that time in second grade, I was practicing witchcraft. Correct. Yes. And that time in fourth grade, and that time when you were a freshman in college. I would have thought that would have been cooler. So if you want to play my track number four, this is what was going down. Magli and her partner, Eric Bikubi, became convinced her brother Christie was possessed after he'd wet his pants.

They subjected him to unbelievable cruelty, and they forced his brother and sisters to do the same, for they too were accused of sorcery. As police later gathered ever, evidence within the flat. They found, beside a blood-stained mop, a metal bar. There was a plank of wood, a block of knives, a hammer, a pair of pliers, and a black bag of broken ceramic tiles smeared with blood. Christy was so badly beaten and so weak, he even asked to die. It's nice to see, though, that this particular situation helped them get ahead

in their home renovation. That's true, yes. Well, now we got to do something about this. Whoa. This kid was tortured so badly he was begging for the sweet release of death during this. This is going, this went down over five days. So they get there on December 20th. You're a witch.

They start beating them. They have the other kids beating them as well. And then on Christmas morning, that was, that was the end of it. My fifth track here. Oh. he later drowned during an act of exorcism in the bathroom on Christmas morning 130 injuries had been inflicted on his body so he drowned in the bathtub which I wonder if Kevin Brennan would have a joke for that

you might think that's kind of funny I like it when 16 year old boys drowned why is that funny what an idiot just stand up it's not that deep it's just a bathtub why do you just get up if he can't breathe through the water Matthew Perry already did this bit. You're a hack. So apparently, Eric was calling Christy's dad. So Christy, they're back in Paris. Uh-huh.

The mom and dad. And he's going, listen, Christy, your son is a witch. And I'm going to have to kill him. You have to come over and get him. Well, because there was like this crazy snowstorm going on at that time, all transportation was shut down. It was the holidays.

There was weather events. so he wasn't able to get them they kept calling him over and over again there was one night they had 45 calls from the house saying listen your kids are witches we have to kill them and this guy just sitting there going

I don't know what to do I don't let to tell you they're not. Eric would you mind maybe just saying a prayer or something yeah right there's other ways around this yeah maybe you guys should leave just you know can you call him an Uber listen to this video okay the children were beating a tag

the knife, and one of the girls was even forced to eat a light bulb. That's how you get the devil out of people. Shine a little light. Christy had his teeth broken with a hammer. He was hit with metal poles. Eric used a pair of pliers to rip his ear off. And those heavy ceramic tiles were dropped on his head. In a staggering act of depravity and cruelty, they both forced the others to take part in the

assaults upon Christy. The children had no other option. because they were told they would get the same violence on themselves if they didn't participate. As Christy's injuries became even more severe, he even pleaded to be allowed to die. Eventually, Eric, took him into the bathroom,

put him into the bath, and started to run the water. Christy was too badly injured and exhausted to resist or keep his head above water. Christy had been the victim of a prolonged attack of unspeakable savagery and brutality. Christy was killed in the name of witchcraft. And this is all, according to the police officer who showed up on the scene. It's hard to believe in this day and age anyone could believe someone was practicing witchcraft.

Yeah, sounds like that Eric guy. But the sister was complacent and going along with this. She was like, yeah, I guess my, I guess my siblings are witches. We got to kill them. We got to torture them to death. You know, they say that love is blind, but apparently it's also completely stupid and praying dead. Apparently. Wow.

So that is, I want to thank gangrenously, our boy Alex, for sending me this story. Oh, did he? He did, and I do appreciate that. Well, he sent both of us stories. You decided to pass on him, and I thought this one was a good one. So that's my creep. Eric Bikubi and a close second place, Maglia. Okay.

Well, speaking of close second places, that was your presentation. Let's talk about my first place presentation. I see what you did. Folks, I'm going to give you the greatest gift I possibly could this year for Christmas. Brevity. Oh, I thought you were going to say white cloths. Happy Carl this funny. Thank you, buddy.

Now, a woman named Kathleen Dates gave my creep today Jerry Morgan the third a wonderful Christmas gift, Carl. Okay. She gave him on Christmas Eve of 2019 a little pit bull puppy. Oh. A little baby girl pit bull puppy. Oh. Now, Carl, as we all know, the best. part about Christmas is playing with your gifts on Christmas Day, right?

Yes. A hundred percent. Now, Jerry and his girlfriend had such a good Christmas with their new puppy, dude. They had such a good Christmas. I can only imagine what, I mean, all the love that you feel and just how amazing it is to add to the family like that. Carl, they decided to take some videos to make some home videos for posterity and post them up on their Facebook.

Great. Their video of the little puppy running around the tree, traipsing around. and wrapping paper. You know, there's a little video that put the bow on its head and it's shaking it off. And then of course, that of course there was a video

of Jerry having sex with it. Oh, wait, what? Yeah. A puppy? Yeah. It's not a puppy. The disturbing footage was recorded by Morgan's girlfriend,

Katrina Spiel. It was posted on Facebook on Christmas Day. Oh, and she was complaining about it. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. Now, guys, here's the great thing about the internet. you know sometimes things just don't disappear i now have some audio for you here we go i have

audio of the video carl wet cunt can i take your juice can i put my finger in your ass oh my 69 Uh-oh That's the end of it Oh yeah, dropping loads

So Jesus Christ It's not great guys Now poor Kathleen Gives this puppy to Jerry So apparently she didn't get an iPad That year because she didn't see the videos Till the day after Christmas

When she immediately went to Jerry's house And took this dog And went to the police with the videos now this poor puppy is okay okay but all this puppy wanted to do after she got this thing back was only wanted to sleep and take cold cry showers that's all that puppy wanted to do after now ruined christmas for that puppy i bet now an anderson police detective viewed the videos on facebook and a quote observed inappropriate behavior oh no quote uh involving morgan and the dog now what question about the videos

Jerry had a good excuse. He had good explanation. He said, listen. Hold on a second. I actually have the question. What did you do? He said, listen, I had given the dog a bath, I'd washed up the dog, and I was only drying the dog off with my tongue and penis.

And he maintained he was doing nothing wrong, Carl. A good old bullshine, yeah. So he was arrested in charge of beastiality and invasion of privacy for some reason. And Jerry was sentenced to four years at a community corrections program on charges from two separate criminal cases. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're not going to vote for a puppy fucker, what the fuck are you doing on Creep miss? So wait, they're no longer dating the guy and the puppy?

No, they're going to get back together again at some point maybe? No, you have to stay the fuck away from that. Yeah. So, ladies and gentlemen, please vote for Jerry Morgan III this week at the creepoff.com. I appreciate your vote. go to the creepoff.com you know what to do you know what to do

so this morning I'm going to give Cardiff a plug because I'm doing something fun with him later today I was trying to put together like the clips to drop over that and I was like who do I know I can't find the dropping loads clip

who do I know that would have that of course he does good old Cardiff Electric he's the drop king he is the drop king he had all of those he had fucking see if you could recognize this one Carl

okay stop it stop it type of cherec and his dog Sadie oh is it really yes oh wow

I would not I would not stop it stop it oh shit I was crying oh god who are these podcasts

the Holocaust wasn't real welcome to who are these podcasts white power all right it is super chat Monday

Simon 34 three five bucks happy super chat Monday, gents, Carl, your frosted tips are looking good just like Vinny. I think that came in before the video came up. That can't possibly be true. He was predicting that I was going to have

wonderful frosted tips. Did not happen. Seymos 4044 with five euros. Happy Superchimp Monday looking forward to Santa with muscles. That's right. This Friday we are recording Santa with muscles. Now, I can't wait. I really

am excited for this one. We've been putting it off, but it's nicer to be able to release it before the holiday for everybody. And not only that folks if you haven't listened to our last two bonus episodes both bangers both a lot of fun so get on there check out our patreon and give us a holiday gift by giving us money or just do it in super chat form that's fine too nimrod wants to know if you're a creep uh if that kid christie weighed as much as a duck what does that mean to monte python and the holy grail reference when we're dealing with yeah good joke nimrob got it thank you revered chris steel thank you

thanks for the dollar 99 carl wears a hat to cover his frosted tips skull i don't have frosted tips motherfuckers thank you dang lizards for the 10 euros on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a very young pit bull puppy on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me inappropriate behaviors with a pit bull puppy all right and then uh what happened on the third day and the fort well and then the next four years are basically sent in jail so you know whatever I hope it was worth it It probably wasn't Fucking a puppy is a weird thing

Well I don't know how It says it was a young dog I don't know how little it was Like if it was a little baby baby puppy I'm sure it was I'm sure it was I'm sure it had those big Fucking fluffy

Puffy those big giant floppy puppy Paws He was probably having that thing Need his balls and shit Poor dog Dog might have been into it You don't know I do know

You don't know The rape showers The cry showers Hey Vinny Yeah Shut the fuck up ass wipe And suck my cock.

We got to move on, buddy. Oh, no. All right. We're done with these stories now. It's time to move on to the next segment of the show. And I want to thank our boy, Jeff Spangler, for once again sending in a fun police video. This comes from Police Insider, the YouTube channel. The title of this video, I have some clips from, is called Airport Karen is convinced that laws don't apply to her.

Well, what a wonderful video for this time of year. A lot of people are going to be traveling. Yes. And we're going to learn what not to do, right? So what happened is this young woman gets on a Delta Airlines flight. She's in Utah. She wants to go to Alaska. She's going to get there through Seattle.

And she gets on her flight. And she was told, now I don't know who told her this. She was told she would get an aisle seat. I don't know about you, Benny. I do prefer an aisle seat. I do as well. But I never had to get law enforcement involved if there was a misunderstanding. Well, here's what happens.

They put her in a middle seat. She refused to sit in the assigned seat. She got one of those E's next to the number, middle seat. And she would not switch seats. She sat down in an aisle seat. They said, ma'am, that's not your seat. She refused. They had to deplane everyone.

You ever have this happen? All right. Someone's being a sea word. Everyone off the plane. She's going to be real popular with those people. I would imagine. I would get, that's when I would get arrested. Right.

I would walk by. I would, oh, I wouldn't assault her. Maybe verbally. Hey, good news, by the way, this is true. I get a second seat free on Southwest now. It's awesome. Thanks, Chad's missing upper lip. All right.

So if you want to play, we're going to go in order here. Start with number six. Got it. Here we go. No, that's not. Oh, that is. My bad. My bad.

I thought you fucked up again. You mean I didn't? I guess not. Well, it is a creepest miracle. On December 31st, 2021, officers responded to a report of a disorderly female at an airport. They were advised that she refused to move to her correct seat while on the aircraft, and all passengers had to be de-plained because of her refusal to move.

They did not take me out the plane, and I have a reason to go to Alaska. You guys messed on my flight ticket. They must on my flight ticket. I asked for an aisle. they gave me a middle seat. How is that my problem? How is it not your problem? What do you mean?

You know, in the days before body cams, this woman would get tased? Yes, correct. They're on their best behavior, and they really shouldn't be. Yeah. So what's enraging about this woman, if you're just listening to this,

you're going to hate her. But watching the way she hand gestures as she's talking, it's almost like doubling down on just being the biggest asshole on the face of the earth. Vinny, you are about to meet your new least favorite person ever. I'm calling it right now. I'm actually excited now. Yes.

So they decided to bring her over. Let's get away from the gate. They want to get all these people off the plane. We've got to get them all back on the plane. Not so fast with you. We're going to go over here and have a little conversation trying to figure out what's going on because Delta alerted us that you're a problem. What I really dislike about her already and I'm going to go out on there and say is the voice. Yes.

It's a very annoying voice to start with. all right here we go out from them what's going on okay well figure out because right now right now hey we're here for like your behavior okay my behavior okay I got

a plane for the aisle they gave me an E which is a middle C that is not what I paid for you have your ID what does that have to do with anything right now the police are here we're going to find out the who the why the what so I just need no

Right, well, you're better. Yeah. So she doesn't realize. She thinks the police are there to get Delta in trouble for giving her the wrong seat. She literally leaves her. She's like, what did I explain what the problem is? Are you going to arrest Delta or not? Are you going to arrest that man behind the counter over there checking people in?

I look that she goes, I paid for an aisle seat. All the seats are the same. I mean, nowadays, an extra $80 to sit at an exit row for some reason. But you know what I mean? Yeah. You don't pay for an aisle seat. Like, you do get to pick your seats. Sometimes.

Sometimes you don't. last couple times I fly. I know I just bought tickets for my wife and I like a week ago and we could pick the seats and it wasn't a big deal but here's what I think happened. Here's a thought. What if? Because I'm just, my recent experience was I'm looking at that little seat

chart and I'm picking things. What if this dumb bitch had just accidentally hit the wrong one? Very possible Vinny. And you know what happens when you don't get the seat that you want on in the airplane? You suck it up buttercup because you just want to get to Seattle. Do you know It's not that big a fucking deal.

But she has a reason to go to Alaska. She does. She has a reason. She explains. There's a reason. No, I'm trying to listen to you. You don't need to right now. I need to.

It's my privilege. Good. It's your privilege. Okay. Thank you. So don't tell me what I cannot and cannot do. Now. No, I would like to hear what people are saying.

I'm allowed to hear what they are saying. You can. Okay. How is that the knife? What have I done? Well, they're trying to work. What have I done? Okay.

She's still not getting it. She still thinks that she's been wronged. And these policers aren't listening to her. So she's eavesdropping on their conversation. They're like, ma'am, can you please just sit down over there? No. Is my pivot? What am I done?

I'm not doing anything wrong. So this is where she has these catchphrases she enjoys. Put down the ranch. Yeah, kind of like that. Give me and I'll see. Yep, kind of like that. It's kind of like her winded up. We're going to find out that she loves to ask the question, what did I do?

And what did I do, little baby weena? Yes, and almost like she has to rats. This woman is nuts. All right, here we go. Ask him. Ask him. Ask him. Do you want to hear my answer?

Jacqueline, Jacqueline. You better ask him if I took someone. Okay. Listen. You're going to escort you up. You're going to be escrow. I don't live here. I live in New York.

Go back. Dude, who's right for my ticket? You're going to have to, you got refunded. I got refunded for, to live in Utah? Jacqueline, okay? We're going to walk out because you are not a Delta passenger. I don't live here. I don't know anyone here. If anything, I didn't get a ride back to New York.

Okay, we'll walk you out to where the airlines are, okay? Dude, I don't believe here. She's not understanding what's going on here at all. Somebody in the comments section wrote, it's crazy that someone would leave their toddler at the airport by themselves. She's acting like the dumbest child I've ever seen. So they're explaining to her, listen, ma'am, Delta doesn't want anything to do with you. You're done with Delta.

So we're going to walk you out, and then you could go up to a different airline and see if you can figure out a way to get to where you're going, because that's what your option is at this point. Delta don't want your stupid ass. Shut the fuck up. Walk that way before Andy Reid fucking put you in the fucking camel clutch and fucking drags you the fuck out. He wants to.

This guy back here watching, he wants to punch her in the back of the head so fucking bad. All I'm watching is her freaking out in his face like, well, and at this point she keeps saying, did I touch anyone? Did I touch anyone? They're like, ma'am, that's not what this is about. You cause a disturbance.

You made everyone get off the fucking airplane. wants nothing to do with you anymore for your own fucking safety before these other passengers get a hold of your whiny ass all right so this is what they're trying to explain to her and she just keeps saying over and over again and this is crazy too because she's going well how am i supposed to pay for another airway are you guys going to pay for it can you guys cop me a ticket they're like ma'am that's not what we do here we're not popping you a ticket you got to figure that out yourself and you heard her say she needs a ride back to new york i hope you No! Okay.

Put your thumb up, bitch. Yeah, good luck with that. All right, this continues on. Oh, I hate her. You're not wrong. You're so not wrong. No, that's so f*** up. You can not do that.

Hey, Jacqueline? You know how f*** up that. They are leaving me homeless. They're leaving me homeless. Jacqueline, okay, we're going to walk you out. Lock me out to where? Utah. To the left.

I'm not being in Utah. At this point... I don't live in Utah. Jacqueline, at this point, we're helping you to go get rebooked. You keep doing this yelling. We're going to look at criminal charges, okay? Disorderly conduct. Dude, this is on you, though.

This is not on me. Okay. Yeah, this is on you. You caused a disturbance. They have de-plained a plane. No, I did not cause a disturbance. Jacqueline? They fucking told me I would get an eye hole.

Jack. All right, dude. Give me my... Give me my... Oh, bad both. Bad fucking move, stupid. Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop! Hand behind your back. Stop! Stop! You cop, you ride to fucking lock up, bitch. I'm leaving you. You're getting fucking a comped ride to jail.

That was great. Yes. So she's not taking you as well. She's not understanding what's going on still. She's still having a hard time with us. Now, as she's yelling, stop. All she needs to do is stop resisting. But she continues to resist, and this is fun.

I think, what number are we on? We're on number 11. Okay, so this is another angle of what we just saw. There's a lot of people filming this. Oh, awesome. Yes. Stop! And's behind your back.

Stop! I don't live in Utah. I don't live in Houston. I don't live in your back. I don't fucking live in your back. I don't live in Houston. I don't live in Houston. I don't live in Utah

We know! Stop Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop! Put his hand behind your back. Put his hand behind your back. Let me just go home. Let me just go home! How is there nobody walking over there and laughing at her? That's all I would be doing.

I would be getting reprimanded by the cops. Yes. I totally be like, Get her officer. She's resisting. Get her. Get her. You're number one. You're homeless now, bitch. You're making me homeless. I don't live in Utah.

Does she think she's like a fucking does diplomatic status? I'm wondering the same thing. She's like, I'm from New York. You can't arrest me. Wow. It's crazy. It's my privilege. All right, you're ready for a very satisfying thing that happens in my next track?

Oh, I either want to see Andy Reid kicker of the twine. This is a short one. Or Taze. What are those? Yeah, just FYI for corporate security. She's been placed on a no-failist. Okay. How you get to Alaska now, bitch?

No-violence. Whoops. She still doesn't understand. Wow. She did wrong. All right, hold on. Brian, thanks for the $1.99. Good question.

But, boys, would you? I think so. I think so, yes. and she's so annoying but if you put something in her mouth I didn't like the noises she was making when the handcuffs were going on

no the little teeth's their own okay all right so now they bring her outside to the police car and she's still just not having it listen to what she says here

listen closely okay get off me you're a Go back to China. Go back to fucking China. I'll fly there, bitch.

What a charmer. What a charmer. Wow. Go back to China. So she's being unruly this entire time. They can't get her under control. They're putting her in the back. They're trying to get a seatbelt on her.

She's just kicking and squirming. She kicks the cop a couple times. They're like, ma'am, you have to stop doing this. This is where things get a little crazy. my last track. They're not crazy yet? You f*** weirdos.

No, get away. Get away. Let's go, sorry. Hey. She goes. Oh, I'll tell me she goes for the gun. Hey, don't, do not resist.

Get away. What? Get away. Get away. Get away. Get away. Get away. I don't want it!

Get a way! They're going to bring her back. They're going to break her. Behind your back. Dude, this was a difficult child. Did you hear a scream, I don't want it. I don't want it.

Get away. Get away. She did not hear no lot growing up. That's for sure. So she did plead guilty of assault. Assaulting the police officers. Here's my question on this. Once you're on the no-fly list,

you're on for life or you can petition to get off, do community service. I don't know how that works because there should be a lot more people on the no-fly list from recent videos I've seen since the pandemic. Yeah. And the guy at the gates just allowed to put you on the no-fly list. He's just like, yeah, no-fly list. He said it came down from corporate security.

So it wasn't him making that decision, but. Nice. It didn't take, I would agree with that decision. I think I'm on board with that. I did not want her on my flight ever. Good stuff, Delta. Well done, Delta. Well done.

I was mad at you. a couple weeks ago but now we're cool again we love you delta someone just needed to be there and just say shut the fuck up ass wipe and suck my cock she's probably heard that before she probably that she's heard so uh yes that's our our fun video of someone getting arrested and resisting arrest and making it way worse for themselves than it would have been yeah you know they'll give you money and shit like if you just complain after hey i had an i'll see that you move me to the middle yeah you just got to play your cards right you stupid entitled fucking awful woman She's also a petite woman, like sitting in the middle seats, not that big a deal for her.

Maybe she was next to one of those Chinamen. Maybe that's why she was upset. Go back to China. That explains the mask. Could you imagine the cops just like, I'm Korean? What the... My family's been here for five generations. It was just like a tallied with a big moonhead.

You would know. I do. You would know. Carl, you're ready to do some voicemails. I am, but should we get caught up real quick on Super Chats? because it is Superchimp Monday, and I love celebrating with the fine folks here. Red 473, thanks for the down-down. Stop!

Stop! Stop! Gloggery, Tubebox, Carl. Please post that Joe Crying Bonus as podcast. Didn't I? Oh, I think I did. Yeah, it's on our regular feed. Who are these podcasts?

Regular feed. I call Mark, thanks for the five bucks. I don't live in Utah or among civilized humans. Obviously. Fucking home sweet home, Utah. They're making me homeless. I don't know anyone in Utah. Are you going to meet all sorts of fun cellmates?

You're going to meet the judge. She does not have good survival skills. No, she died pretty quick. Yeah. Out there. Carl, we have a special Christmas greeting from our friends in Syracuse. The creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse.

A reminder to all Syracuse children. out there. No matter if you're on the nice or naughty list, you're still poor. Better luck next year. See you in Syracuse. Carl, a lot of people have been clamoring for a

consequence for the wheel. Okay. And here it is. I'm only going to play one of these because we got about six voice mails about this. Hey, Vinnie. I'm surprised this hasn't been thrown out there or maybe it has and I'm just a fucking idiot. But loser gets frosted tips

I mean hell make it official thank you fuck you bye my wife already butchered my fucking hair made me miserable for like eight months that's right oh it was the worst time of my life I mean

doing the pandemic she had nothing to do she's watching all these videos about at home fucking hair shit oh my god I wish I was dead so do you want to add that to the wheel? Should we get front Because I want to show people what frosted tips actually look like.

Yeah, on your head. Take off the hat. I don't have frost and tips. I can't tell from here. Motherfuckers. I can't tell from here. All right. This is the third voice mail.

And I hope that you like this one, Carl. Okay. Okay. Third time's a charm. Podcast prophet. The Holy Spirit is not speaking through me because he doesn't like hate. And I have a lot of hate in my heart for fuck you, Carl. You fucking kickled two fucking.

club-footed piece of shit and your goddamn buffalo bills it's a fucking sham and next week we got to go to fucking triple bass or triple bypass paulino's uh fucking dolphins uh that'll be fun uh thank you fucking bye yeah that's that guy is really upset about the bills been beating the cowboys yesterday yeah wow what a game yesterday who knew the bills had a run a game nobody well now that i know the cowboys have no run defense fucking i'm thrilled for next week bring in a chan seriously and bring it fucking moster now where is that game is it in dallas or in miami yeah dallas cannot play on the road yeah so check this out i had uh my friend brian over who's a jets fan we were watching that game and at halftime oh you have a friend of the jets fan

brian ball you've met oh i i knew i didn't like that guy yeah well a few people do so my favorite thing I've ever seen with him. This will cheer you up. He was wearing his stupid Jets hat and he's standing up in my living room looking at the TV and they put a stand up on the screen that shows the Jets total yardage for the first half was three yards. And I watched his shoulders go, like he just slumped down like Charlie Brown who had sat down. It was marvelous. Oh, man. So Aaron Rogers will be back though. Is he going to make a difference? Well, for the two plays he's out there. We'll see. Gentlemen, this is very large. manifest under arrest you say and what are the charges fucking a cow a succulent dairy cow

get your hands on my penis what the fuck so again folks you got to be subscribed to the page out to get those jokes but they are very very funny we're having a good time on the bonus shows did you listen to the bonus episode we did the other day no i haven't listened to it yet it was me and croge and we had quite a bit of fun and you know what carl you'll be pleased to know i said to the guy i go croge if there's anything that's been bugging you that you really want to get off your chest or you want to come here with please do and he showed up with a podcast that really fucking pissed him off so we got a little nice we got a little we got a little bit of the old crowsh back and here's hope it all right here's hoping i'll check that out that's worth the five bucks a month right

there. It is. So, folks, I am ready to do a scum parade. Are you, Carl? I am. Let's go. Let's get after it. Scum parade. Take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum parade. Vinnie and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit. Scum parade. Like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad. I'm soaking up the blood of a cat's cup parade. Ladies and gentlemen, and everybody else, we're starting off in Memphis, Tennessee today.

A woman is facing charges on aggravated assault, arson. After police say she intentionally set her boyfriend's bet on fire, while he and his new girlfriend and her baby were sleeping. I find that to be unacceptable behavior. I'm not a fan of it. In fact, I actually have a comment from the girlfriend. She was very upset. She said,

How do we sleep while the beds are burning? She was very upset. The incident happened back in March. Derricka Wiggins is 19 years old, and she pulled this move. Investigators said no one was heard in the fire, which extinguished before firefighters arrived on the scene. The female victim said she heard what sounded like a lighter outside the bedroom door and saw someone looking through a crack in the door,

but thought it was one of her boyfriend's brothers just trying to watch them fuck. She said she woke up to the comforter. I don't ever see that in the article, but okay. It's just a little bit of commentary from me. Gotcha. She said she woke up to the comforter being on fire. The boyfriend said he was able to put out the fire

and confronted Wiggins in the driveway. Police said rig video also showed Wiggins entering and exiting the house. Investigators said the fire caused significant damage to the comforter and some smoke damage to the bedroom. But this is attempted fucking murder. Well, do you think he regrets? breaking up with her now. He's like, ah, I did let a good one get away.

Dammit. Anybody who cares about me this much. Right. I imagine which I would love to see what you would do for me. God damn it. It's just not a good way to win a guy back. Yeah. Try to kill him and his girlfriend and his baby. You don't win friends with Arsitt. You don't win friends with Arsitt. Definitely not. Well, she's being charged with reckless burning and setting fires to personal property. She's scheduled to go before a judge on Monday. Now, South Renalvo PA, Carl. A 26-year-old woman will spend more than a decade behind bars for breaking into a house, assaulting two individuals, killing a dog, and biting people. Dude, we have a theme going on in today's show.

Do you notice that? Women are a problem. They're out there being a problem. They're being a problem. They're being a problem. It's all the patriarchy's fault. I'm sorry, I just channeled Dick Masters. I noticed that.

I was going with you. So, in April, this woman, what, oh, Jesus Christ, why does this keep? Brianna Engler, okay, she invades a home, she goes and she's completely high on something. She's confronted by the homeowners and a neighbor who was watching her, like, walk around the neighborhood being suspicious. Sure. She then attacks the homeowner's dog with a knife. And while she's attacking the dog, they're trying to fight her, and she's just biting everybody. she's biting she's slashing it's fucking a problem she was under the and she was already under supervision of the clinton county adult probation department during this home invasion she's already been arrested for assault yeah she was arrested for simple assault yeah which i guess was too easy yeah this one is a little more complicated yeah this is not simple assault what the fuck is simple assault this is assault one oh three oh one assault i think yeah two oh one or three oh one assault i think yeah two

201, you might be right. So either way. See, this is another bad PR day for meth. How are people still making the choice to try meth? I feel like every single day, there's another story that comes out where we're just like, I don't think meth's for me. Fine Carl. Fine Carl will do it.

Let's talk about math, baby. Let's talk about a yes-a-ree. Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things, meth head see. Let's talk about meth. What of the victims is a retired school? teacher and it turns out she says her grandchildren are traumatized from the attack i mean this one would stab the dog to death she murdered a dog with a knife yeah meaning i've been on some drugs before there's nothing i've ever been on they would get me to murder a dog with a knife

it reminds me of uh because she blamed meth for this behavior yeah reminds me when rosand bar blamed ambian on being racist it's like no no this is this is just you doing this Yeah, all of my wife's uncles, they must be taking Ambien in Alabama. I know. When I was at Content House, there's a lot of Ambien going around. Yeah. That's the number one sponsor of Compound Media is Ambient. So during the sentencing, this woman Brianna cried in court, apologized to her victim.

She requested the court, let her undergo drug treatment programs. And she argued that her passed with prescription drugs and meth were the cause of her criminal history. And again, fuck that. you're getting 12 years in prison you psycho drugs are bad you shouldn't do drugs yeah so let's go to ocean city new jersey okay and let's talk about a new jersey guy geoffrey sergeant he's 46 years old and oh boy last friday was a bad day at his house why is that well he called 911 and told the dispatch that he had bipolar disorder and that he had just murdered his mother okay i mean i've known a lot of people with bipolar disorder.

They don't go around murdering mothers very often. Yeah. I just had my question here. Maybe it was a mistake. Was it a mistake? I don't know. No?

When the police got at the building where Jeffrey lived, they discovered him nude lying on top of his mother's decapitated body. Wow. That's not an easy thing to do. Decapitating someone takes some fucking elbow grease. And I'm going to tell you something right now. If I get to the point where I chop somebody's head off and I have anything left in the realm of rational thinking, I'm going to say I was on meth.

Yeah, oh, that's definitely. I've been doing so much meth, officer, don't even test me. I'm not going bipolar. I blame the meth. Just go to meth, even if you've never done it. I'll tell you what, officer. What if I just stopped doing meth? Are we cool that?

Do I mean to go to drug treatment? Yeah, I'll go to drug treatment. We'll be good, right? Oh, boy, I really want some meth right now. Oh, boy. So this guy just took off as. mom's head. Like I said, not an easy thing to do. I don't know what type of life he's. I bet your mother. It's easier than you think. Well, he regrets it immediately.

Yeah. Police show up and he's all sad. It's like, all made mistakes. Get over it. Calm down. It's like pencils heavy races. It's why pencils heavy races. You know what? That might be the name of this episode. Court papers say, uh, what's, police officer arrived Jeffrey repeatedly apologized for killing his mother and was singing the song Jesus loves me nope are you familiar with that song I am yeah that's a fun one that's not one that's appropriate for for that man but look it I know you're upset you didn't want to kill your mom now she's decapitated did a pretty damn good job though so there's that oh fucking no you're getting distracted by the chat what's going on Dr. Steve I'm so sorry to read this I just

got triggered by this. All right. Dr. Steve comes in with $10 Super Chat. Thank you very much, Dr. Steve. Happy Super Chat Monday to you. Two years ago, I did the creep-off episode, Concrete Enema, because I was sick with COVID. Once again, I'm watching my pals on a Monday afternoon because I'm home with fucking COVID again. Crap! How do you have COVID so much, Dr. Steve? Where did your immune system go? That vaccine. Oh, sorry. Dr. Steve, I'm so sorry to hear that, buddy.

Dr. Steve, we love you, feel better, dude. God damn it. I hope you get yourself some Paxilovet real quick and feel better. Get well soon, buddy, but I'm glad that you're able to watch the show live. And Super Chattas. Now, here's the question I have here. He's in custody down in Florida, and family members

have set up a go fund me to help pay for the funeral expenses of the mother. I'm sorry, Kate May, New Jersey. There's a go fund me for the mother whose head has been removed. Correct. How do you bury her? Feet first. like I'm thinking I would do something fun with that

have little contest you got to chuck the head no I'd have the headless body in the in the fucking thing and then I'd have her arm like this with the head oh that's a good gang that's a fun one yeah I put her like a Halloween costume too like a skeleton costume and just have her head there that's good yeah if you know how you'd bury grandkids with it you can do a lot of fun things dude

if you just had access to a headless body to fuck around with Oh, think of the pranks. I already have them written down. I'm waiting for the day. You have a file. Yeah, I'm ready to go with that. Let's finish up today in Hamilton, Ohio, Carl. Police rested a 36-year-old woman last week after she reportedly shot her ex-boyfriend in the dick with a pistol.

That's not good. Yeah. According to the Butler County news, December 7th at approximately 8.30 a.m., a man called 911 to report his girlfriend, Tanya and Nestor shot between the legs during an argument. The man reportedly said he grabbed the gun away from Nestor, but then she was. ran into the woods now here's why i brought up this story carl yeah it is the holidays and i got to tell you dude if my wife shot me in the dick and then ran into the woods i hope she'd never come back it'd be over with you wouldn't uh follow her into the woods with that pistol that you just grabbed nope nope despite the incident the victim charlie glen when asked about his if he still has feelings

for Nestor, he kept his answer open-ended about whether or not he would ever get back together with her. Well, I don't want to piss her off again. So, yeah, no, she's great. Who knows? I don't know. Maybe something in the future will work things out. This is a Christmas miracle.

He wrote, he said, I still to this day love her. And if she ever gets better, well, you know, we'll see. Wow. So you didn't read the part of what the bullet actually hit, right? So it went through his testicles into his butt cheek and out through his ass. It blew off one of his balls. And I'm just wondering, sometimes ladies get upset when we finish on their face and they go, I didn't give you permission for that.

But it doesn't give you permission to shoot the testicles off. What does that feel like, Vinny? I'd rather have a knee take out a knee. You'd rather have what? I'd rather them take out a knee than my balls. Well, here's the question, though, because you've been hitting the balls before. We all have. Sure.

It's wildly uncomfortable. it's one of the worst things ever yeah what is it getting shot what is getting a ball shot off feel like i can't even imagine i imagine it feels like a punch in the stomach mixed with complete fucking panic terror horror i'd be like uh christie just begging for the sweet relief of death i think if that happened to me did you steve what's it like to get a testicle ripped off tell tell the class well experience I remember back when I was working for AWA, the sheik gnawed off my right one. Dr. Steve, a message from Tuckie's Nana, thanks for the five bucks.

You surround yourself with death, Dr. Stephen. It is inevitable. 2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-World order, T-W-O. Hey, Tugies Nana. Good to see you. Nice to see you, Tuckie's Nana. Carl, what did we do today? We celebrated Crete miss like champs.

We did. I think we missed a super cheddar too. Let's see what we got left. I believe. So we had Purple came in. Did we say hello to Purple? Let's say hi to Purple. Happy Cremus, guys.

I'll get your beer like I did for John. Yeah, Purple apparently ordered like three cases of Coors Light for John had it delivered to his house the other day. Like that woman who set the bed on fire. That's practically attempted murder. That's a good point. Yes. You're right.

For John, that's like shooting off a testicle or something. Well, anyway, Purple, thank you for the support. and happy Creepmas. You are one of our favorite creepos, Purple. You always will be, buddy. I thought I saw Jeff Spangler come in, too. What happened to that? Oh, there he is.

Maybe we did hit that one. I can't remember. Thanks for the five bucks, Jeff. He said Merry Creepest. Great show, as always. And Jeff, thank you for sending over the great cop veds with annoying women getting arrested. It's always fun.

You are a hero, sir. We appreciate it. We thank you for your service. Now, I want to wish you and yours the happiest, happiest regular holiday. And until we meet again, we'll be back soon. We'll be back Friday with Sandin with Muscles.

Look, this was our big Christmas special because a week from today is Christmas Day. It's on a Monday, so we're not going to be doing a show. I'm going to be in Alabama. However, please get over to our Patreon or our Supercast, back to dot by, because we will have a bonus episode. You can watch it. You can listen to it.

But you're going to want to see us watching Santa with Muscles. That's the name of it. Start a Hulk. It's so stupid. Terry Hulk Hogan. It's so stupid. I keep forgetting what it's called. Santa with muscles.

Where are we doing that? This studio or my studio? I think we'll do it here. Okay. We'll do it here. So, folks, thank you again for watching the creep off and those of you support the show. Thank you. We'll be back soon enough.

And I think our last, with our last episode of the year, when we do come back, that is always creep of the year. That's a biggie. It is. That is a biggie. And I'm going to make my call for it right after we stop the show. And I guess it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia

Mental illness can literally drive you crazy I love Christmas Me too and we need it more than ever thou off the town we knew it Oh so true it Christmas comes But when it comes

It brings good cheer A season of good meal And fun And yet one's so much feel festive, Gritches out there just get rested, and spoiled all for everyone. Though it's too much to expect you to be nice, you'll find that life is easier with this advice. Try not to be a cut. It's Christmas. Take a tip from Santa's home.

The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly, so don't go looking like you swallowed a bunch of holly. Don't shout at Carol, sing us and tell not to stop. Don't buy your presents from the Oxford shop. Oh fuck to save me Jerry Have another sherry A try not to be a cut