The Creep Off - Episode 195: #195 No Pant’s Paul-ino

Episode Date: January 2, 2024

In today's episode we kiss 2023 goodbye and make our nominations for creep of the year: In the return of “Who are these Creepos” we listen to a true crime show produced by high schoolers: In the Scum Parade, we meet the administrators of a middle school in New Delhi, A woman with an eating disorder and a pastor who attempted to forcibly baptize a McDonalds employee.   The score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 2, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: School principal arrested in India for forcing students to clean septic tank - La Prensa Latina Media  Sick mum filmed 28 clips of attempted sex acts on dogs as she's jailed over crimes - Daily StarCops: Pastor Tried To Deep-Fry McDonald's Cook | The Smoking Gun‘True evil’: Man accused of ‘grooming’ runaway Florida teen to brand herself (clickorlando.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108

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Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, coo, coo. Guess where you just got into Cool Guy's Zone. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing.

Ola creepos, welcome to the first creep off of the year, and that means we're taking a dump on 2023. That's right. 2030, good riddance, I say. Good riddins. My name is Vinny. I am your host, and joining me, my co-host, your pal hot cacacarla. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino, happy, super chival. at Tuesday. Happy New Year. Here we are, another year of the creep off. We had a banger of a bonus

episode on Friday, so I'm actually kind of excited to do a show with you. We had so much fun. Yes, that was a, that was a blast. If you're not on our Patreon or Supercast or maybe your credit card expiry, do I want to check that. Great bonus episode that we did this past Friday. We do them almost every Friday. Yeah, just about. And we'll be going on Fridays for the new year. So, beautiful. I am putting up this. week, if you are a patron, Supercaster, whatever, I will be putting up nominations for the Hall of Fame, because we're going to do one to start the new year. We're going to induct somebody, so get ready to make your nominations there. Do you have your nominees already set, or do we

need to ask for suggestions? No, what we do is we post the name. Okay. You post the name of who you think should be nominated, and I will put up a poll based on which nominations got the most votes by you the patrons. Beautiful. So you'll all, it's a very, it's a great process. It's what the rock and roll Hall of Fame should have done

a long time ago. So this Friday, you and I will still be friends. Sunday night, it's a big game in the NFL. Vinny, how are you feeling about this? So if people don't understand what we're talking about here,

Vinny being a Dolphins fan, I'm a Buffalo Bills fan. They're playing each other. If the Bills win, they win the division. If the Dolphins win, they get the, what, two overall seed? Yeah.

so high stakes game high stakes a lot of bragging rights because buffalo did win earlier in the season by a lot 28 points i was there i remember yeah i remember you were there cheating you were there cheating on your consequence you cheater i don't remember me cheating i remember me putting together a very fun video that was me wearing a dolphin's jersey part is when you threw that jersey away and just like i'm a bills fan instead of just taking your medicine for the whole game asshole Nobody cares about football. Nobody cares about football. Let's find out who won our treatment this episode.

I think you and I should watch that game together and live stream our reactions to the game. That's just a suggestion, but I can be wrong. Oh, man, that would be fun, though. That would be funny. Okay, I might be in on that. All right. We'll be in on it. We'll think about it.

Okay. We'll be going up against potato soup, so we've got to remember that. It's a shit who gives a fuck. Sorry, Cardiff. You could watch it later. Potato soup will be on and rerun. That's right. But you can only watch us live during a football game once.

Football is live. Potato soup is whatever you want. That might be fun. But dude, you're really bad to watch games. Well, you're really bad to watch games with whether the bills are winning or if the bills are losing. I'm a huge asshole. I really fucking hate watching football with you because you really are a fucking grinning prick. And I'm not.

I'm relaxed and cool. Sure. As the other side of the pillow, baby. Yep. Sure you are. Of course. My face isn't red as... You don't scream at officials or anything.

By the way, that was a suggestion. I don't know. I'll bring it up now just because I'm thinking of it. Someone said that we should pick the creepiest NFL official as our category one of these weeks coming up. Have we done that yet? That fucking guy was who was in charge of the Eagles Dolphins game this year. That's my pick.

Yeah. Well, how about the... Catch the end of the... All right, I won't get to do it. The end of the Lions game was nuts. I did see that, too. That guy should be fired immediately. his fucking shit should have been in a garbage bag in the fucking in front of the locker room door for the refs

just get out either way let's uh bring in our results go and find out who won creep mess oh it doesn't like she's ready hold on oh there she is i was trying to get her while she wasn't ready just it would have been funny hi jess yeah hold on my dog just walked in here yep still not ready ready i swear dad just came knocking on my door it's okay hi hey here Happy New Year, Jess. Good to see you. What a way to start the year. What did you do for New Year's Eve?

Anything festive and fun? Oh, wow, she either froze up or was not ready for that question. I think that her dad pulled the internet because he lost to the internet to somebody at the key party that they had for New Year's Eve. What? Stop. Stop what? She's there. I can still hear the whole key party thing.

Well, listen. Your parents are swinging. deal with it who cares if you can still hear the key party go out there and tell them to turn it all down jess it's not like we're saying your dad's a cock it's just a swinger it's fun yeah nothing wrong with that i forgot that this was a running bit i did too thank you for reminding me benny happy new year folks same old same old around here so who won crept miss god damn it yes who won okay with 61% of the vote the winner was carl god damn Oh, no. Oh, yeah, baby. Over a dog fucker, really? Over a dog fucker. Trust the boat.

Trust the vote, Vinny. Someone on Reddit said, normally I vote for the animal abuser, but I rarely hate pit bulls. Sorry, Vinny. That was from Arcafazin. I still can't read this new year. All right.

I get a point, which means I am now leading two to one, and when one of us gets to five points, that's five wins, the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences, which is kind of behind Vinny, but covered up by toys of wrestlers, as usual. Well, yeah, I got some Christmas presents. There's shit out there. You know what's really fun I got? Jerry sent me a, he thought was sending me a Hulk Hogan Thunder blender. Okay. Thunder mixer from branded Thunder in Paradise. and it turns out that

he got hosed on eBay and they just sent me the box All right, well that's fun You weren't going to use it anyway What do you make it smoothies? What are you juicing? What do you care? Juice Cleans Vinny?

Yeah, I mix ginger ale With a little bit of cherry juice and vodka Yeah, there you go So, all right, Jess, thanks For nothing. Thanks for the good news, Jess, it was great to see you. You never did tell us what you did for New Year's Eve, though.

No, I literally stayed at home and watched Family Feud with my roommate from college. She came to visit. Jess, are you depressed? Do you have depression issues? Is there anything you want to talk about? Do you need someone to talk to?

We don't have to do it right now. I just didn't feel safe going out partying because I don't trust myself with drinking and getting behind the wheel. It's those jeans from your parents. Yeah. Alcoholism genes that you're nervous about.

It's true, yes. Dr. Drew will tell you. Alcoholism is handed down. Dr. Steve will tell you, alcoholism is awesome. He did tell me that once. He's a bad doctor. He's not a good doctor. Well, Jess, family feud on New Year's Eve sounds like a great way to kick in the new year. God damn it.

Thanks. All right, we'll see you later. Bye, Jess. Carl, are you? It's just so sad. Can we just start having fun with her like this every week? Yes. But she comes on.

I want to learn more about her personal life. I think we should start prying more. I want to know more about what makes Just Tick. Oh, she's freaking out right now. She doesn't like that idea which tells me it's a good one. Yeah. Uh-oh, I got bad news. Everybody, listen, maybe I'll try to get out ahead of this.

Apparently my name has been revealed as being on the Epstein flight logs. Uh-oh. I only went there the one time. It was to deliver a newspaper. to underage girls. Don't say things like that. Officer Cuntsby Howlin. That's a great name.

Officer I don't think that's a real name. I don't know. If it is, no, thank you, officer for watching the show. Yes, thank you.

We appreciate that. So Carl, I guess that means you get to go first. We are going to be nominating our biggest creeps of the year 2023. That's correct. and I guess get after it, buddy. All right, Vinnie, I'm going to go first with a man named Jesse McFadden.

I don't think we covered the story this year. I don't know how we missed it if we didn't. Okay. On May 1st, 2023, McFadden shot and killed his wife, Holly McFadden, 35 years old. He's 39, by the way. Holly's three children, Tiffany Guess 13, Michael Mayo 15, and Riley Allen 17, as well as Tiffany's friends, Ivy Webster 14, and Brittany Brewer 15. Furthermore, he raped Webster and Brewer, her daughter's friends.

Then he killed himself. Huh. So this guy, Jesse McFadden, he went in with an exit strategy. So that's stronger than a lot of these guys. Well, he was out of prison and was actually due back in prison or he was going back to court the day after this. When he didn't show up to court, people went, hey, where's that McFadden guy? He's supposed to be here at nine. We should probably go check.

And they get to the house and realize that there's a bunch of dead people there. So that's why he didn't show up. Dead raped people. Apparently. So I want to show you because the police did not handle this well at all. This is a guy who was in prison. He was sent us to 20 years for raping a 17-year-old girl back in 2003. He got out early.

Though we're going to hear from the victim, the previous victim, about how she felt about that. Not great. Imagine. They went about early. And then his wife's daughter has a sleepover party at their house. And he decides, now it's probably a good time to like start raping my stepdaughter's friends and killing everyone.

Yeah. I mean, it's, it's that prison mentality. That's what he'd be doing if he was at jail. He'd be raping people murder. But what's amazing about this, Vinny, is you have a crime scene. This house is a crime scene. And you know what the police did? They're like, yeah, we don't need to see anything in there.

The guy killed himself. This case is closed. And they allowed the families of the victims to just walk in and look around. And so, guess who followed them? The local news station. So if you want to play my Inside the Home of Jesse McFadden clip, this is kind of interesting. Okay. See what's doing.

New tonight, we're following blockbuster developments in the murder-suicide case from Henrietta that shocked the state and the... a nation really this week, seven people dead, including five children. Today, News 4's Kaylee O'Leavis, got a look inside the house where four of the bodies were found. She joins us now with more. Kaylee. Well, before we even begin, we want to warn you some of the video you're about to see is disturbing. This afternoon, News 4 was invited by Ivy Webster's family with the permission of the property owner to tour the home of Jesse McFadden.

Inside was a true house of horror. throughout the house there were restraints, sex toys, drug paraphernalia, and evidence left behind by law enforcement. Oh, that's just a weed tube. No, no, pause. Has been the lead on the case, but they had

They were smoking marijuana. Backed it up. That's definitely crystal meth. Where? And there's syringes too. Yeah, see, I see the syringers. I just saw the green tube. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let's not pretend this guy smoking weed with teenagers.

No, no, no, no, no. He is doing meth. He has it all next to the drill bits. Oh, yeah, that's always good. That's always a good time. Oh, that's like great. And evidence left behind by law enforcement. The Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation has been the lead on the case, but they had released the property and there wasn't an active investigation as of Tuesday afternoon.

What? Just minutes after we entered the home with the family, victim cell phones were found along with two laptops. All of the evidence we saw today has now been collected by investigators. But it begs the question of why it was all left. behind. We're now carefully reviewing the tremendous amount of video footage we took while inside the home, and tomorrow we'll have a full report of this unusual

development. That's insane. Yeah, this is crazy because the reason why this guy did 17 years, oh, well, let me first thank my friend Mint for coming in here. Yay, Super Chats. Mint and ASC presents $50. Every new year.

Thanks for all the content. Thank you, Mint. People can check out Tits, Mint. salmon on Fansley. Please do. She also says that that sounds like her house. I'm not surprised. A lot of sex toys, restraints. Except the meth.

L.O.L. from Mint. Okay, good. Thank you, man. I'm glad you don't have a problem with Beth, man. That's very good to hear. Good. So the reason why this guy was due back in court is because while he was in prison, he served 18 of the 20-year sentence.

While he was in prison, he somehow got. a phone in there and was sexting underage girls and had child porn while in prison. They still let this fucking guy out. They're like, all right, but you're due back in court, sir. Let me ask this question. Yeah. We've got to figure out

what to do with these petos, right? Yeah, I have an idea or two, but go ahead. Yeah, I mean, besides like a conveyor belt that leads to a furnace. That's a fun one. Yeah, like that we'll just call it itchy and scratchy land. How about it catapult into the ocean? Yep, that's a fun one too.

Hey, if they're a strong swimmer, maybe they'll survive. Yeah. Or a crocodile zoo. So I'm going to the crocodile zoo. And everybody's allowed to push them in. It'll be fun. I was just going to take their nuts off, but I see what you're saying. Well, I mean, what if we just put them in jail and just gave them all like the AI

kiddie porn they wanted and just left them in there? So you want to reward their behavior? Is that what you were saying? I just want to keep them the fuck away from society. Okay. If they're going to keep them fucking alive. Vinny, I want you to play my other video clip here because right after this happened

this investigative journalist decided to talk to Crystal Strong you know what that was a dumb idea fuck that just conveyor belt The conveyor belt was your first idea What am I out of my goddamn mind

We're going to hear from Crystal Strong Who was raped by this guy When she was 17 years old The reason why he was in prison In the first place The suspect in this horrendous crime Is a 39-year-old Registered Sex Offender

I mentioned his name name before it is Jesse McFadden. He had a long criminal history. Thanks, Lord. Dern. He was due in court just today on child porn charges and soliciting a minor that he was doing while he was incarcerated. Joining me now is Crystal Strong. Crystal was a child rape victim of McFadden's in 2003 and she helped to put him in jail for 20 years. Crystal, I can't imagine what you're thinking at this time, given what you've been through and then just hearing from Melena about what she's coping with.

I mean, I'm okay. My trauma's been dealt with. I just, my heart goes out for the families. I beg the DA a long time ago not to. Look at how she spells her name. Now, this is not her fault, obviously. Her parents are idiots. What is going on here?

I've never seen Crystal spelled this way ever. It's K-R-Y-S-T-L-E. got it off a tattoo. I saw once. I thought it was beautiful. I hope that's not mint real name or something. I'm not insulting someone in the viewing audience. That is not how you spell crystal on any planet. That's incorrect. All right. I'm sorry. I just wanted to distract us with that real quick. Back to where's harrowing story. Ever let him out of prison because I knew that he would, he would do this to someone else. I've never been contacted about when he was getting out. The last time I heard from anybody was

when I was 17 and the DA or whoever it was told me that Jesse was really high on myth. Listen to the story. I'm sorry. I was just trying to tell you to listen closely to this. Back up a little bit. This is the last time that she had any. This is the last time she saw. Okay.

Yeah. That Jesse was really high on myth, that he's sorry. Things happen and I need to learn how to forgive. And I hung up on her and I tried to suppress the memories and move on with my life. They're doing a lot of great police work over there. in Oklahoma like look it the guy was on meth when he raped you all right get over it what are you going to do so people like to do meth and then get rapy it happens it's like there is no use crying overspill meth honey right okay so someone in the chat was asking why there was no blood so

he took all of these people outside and shot them in the head multiple times so most of the bodies were found down by the river next to the home and so I don't know why the two kids who were friends, Ivy Webster and Brittany Brewer, why their parents allowed them to sleep over at a convicted pedophiles house? Seemed a little bit odd to me. He's reformed. Give everybody a second shit. I don't think so.

He had court the next morning. So I don't think that was the case. Anyway. Well, I mean, honey, he's going to court tomorrow. Yeah, right. What's the worst that could happen? Probably on his best behavior today. How often do we get a night with the house to ourselves?

Fucking let their kids go get raped and murdered by this guy. Oh, my God. And then they got to go in the home the next day and grab their phones for them. And I love that this guy is known to have child porn. The police didn't grab any of the computers that were in the house. They didn't want anything to do with this. They're like, oh, the killer killed himself. All right.

Bang up job, boys. Moving on. Jesus. Oh, Carl. All right. So Jesse McFadden is who I bring in for the biggest creep of 2023. All right, Carl. well my creep of the year nomination is a personal that's why pencils heavy razors says those ain't real dude

oh shit all right okay my creep of the year nomination car like i said personal favorite of mine this guy has been on my radar since 2010 carl okay he might actually be part of the inspiration for this show interesting in 2020 through is a big year for him huh it was okay now because I really remember laughing really hard a part of the story I'm about to tell you. But it warms my heart to bring the creep of the year trophy back to our hometown of Rochester, New York, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, beautiful. So I think the trophy needs to come home and I'm pretty sure this guy is going to bring it here. He is an unrepentant old school pervert Carl. This is exactly the kind of guy. If you brought me again, so help me God, Vinny. If you fucking brought me.

Carl, this is the guy when Brian Johnson says, I picture a creep This is the guy Okay, yeah This is it We were trying to define What a creep was

So this is the definition Okay Okay This guy He's banned from Cuyoga County He's not allowed to step foot In the county

I'll tell you that Have you ever heard of I've never heard of someone Getting banned from a county before That's interesting And he can't even drive through You gotta drive around That's gonna add a couple hours

Carl He has a nickname that the cops gave him Okay That tells you a lot about somebody right there If the cops know you and you have a nickname, ladies and gentlemen, my creep today, no pants, Paul, Gooddrell. No pants, Paul. No pants Paul.

Now, this guy has been arrested for jerking off in front of unsuspecting children of bus stops since 1989. Jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, spike it in it, spike it. And can I say, Carl, he has been topping himself ever since. Wow, all right, good. 2006. No one likes a quitter. Let's start in 2006, okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

2023 is what we're talking about. We're getting that. Go ahead. Come on, come on. We're going to have some fun on this one. Trust me. He got his cool nickname, which is what I would explain to you, because he broke into the New York New York Middle School in December of 2006.

Donald ducking it jerking off. Okay. Just walking through the halls of the school, no pants, cranking it. He turns a corner and there's a group of young girls who went and got the authorities. And he was arrested. I'm pretty sure that's illegal, I was going to say. It is very illegal. Okay, yeah, that's what I thought.

Back out on the streets by 2010. This is the incident that got a band from Cayuga County. We could call it the Auburn incident, Carl. He tried to sneak into the high school cafeteria but found that the doors were locked at the Auburn High School. So he's fuck it. I'll walk home. And as he's walking home, he sees two teenage girls. and he's like, well, day's still young,

so he whips it out and starts to jerk it off in front of the teenage girls on the street, right? And then they run away, and he's like, ah, you know, I still kind of want to fuck around to that high school. So he turns around and goes back to the high school. Oh, dude, you just got to finish and call it a day, buddy. Come on.

Breaks into the girl's locker room door because somebody had propped it open. Okay. He sneaks back into the school, finds another teenage girl who's in a room by herself, whips it out and starts jerking off in front of her. What an asshole!

Then he flees the school and shows up at another school in another county a few hours later and was lurking around that school for about 30 minutes or so, and then he left. So the girls weren't hot enough at the other middle school he was at? Apparently not.

Okay. So after sending this surveillance camera footage from both schools to the police agencies in central New York, he was arrested. he was found guilty of burglary as a sexually motivated felony endangering the welfare of a child and public lewdness

he was banned from Kyuka County forever he was then sentenced to 14 years in jail but guess what Carl he's out he was out after his sentence was cut to half he was out in seven years why are they doing that

2017 Carl why are they letting creeps out of prison what's the hurry here Michael's craft store Victor New York I've been there The cars are passing me by They honk and say hello

And I got a jacket from his window A pair of siblings Say they were approached in the marker aisle At Michael's Arts and Crafts of Victor In January of 2017 By a partially nude man One of them told police We tried acting like we didn't see him

We walked away and he kept following us Hey is that no pants, Paul? What was your clue? That's just no pants. it was alleged to the police statement that at one point Godrell got so close that he bumped into the child's back with his penis The other Oh, I'm sorry, I hit you my penis there, right man

The other 11 year old stated Oh, I'm just looking for markers Oh, oops, sorry kid Pantsless Paul Pantsless Paul With the creepy old guy's there Pantsless Paul So the other 11 year old said he was touching himself

We just kept trying to walk away Now he has been locked away from 2017 to July of 2003, Carl. Oh, so he only had half a year to become the biggest creep of 2023. And oh boy, that's impressive.

That's impressive. You only had six months to do it. Fucking Pansless Paul. No pants, Paul, man. He is a level three sex offender. The highest level one can achieve and not be locked away forever. Impressive. Okay.

Level three. Wow. Way to level up. Now, according to New York State Sex Offender Registry, he lives in a really shitty motel in Canandaigua. Wait, he lives in a hotel in Canaanagua. A motel, forgive me. A motel in Canadaigua. Okay. Now, I, I looked it up today, and that's what the address was. Over the course of four days, this month, well, last month, in December of 2023, talk about bringing it down to the fucking wire. Wow. Yeah, he needed

overtime to pull this one off. December of 2020. Over the course of four days, managed to be arrested three times. Okay. Yeah. Now, he exposed and touched himself, in front of children across the country or across the county. On December 6th, he cozyed up to a seven-year-old child next to the ice cream freezers in the Canandaigua Wegmans, exposed himself and started jacking it off.

I actually have audio of this. I didn't realize you were going to bring him, but I had it anyway. Oh, let's hear it. Lick, lick, lick my balls. Ha ha ha, ha, yeah. Now, a lot of thought in that one. The grandmother and the grandpa didn't see this,

but she pulled the kid away from them. They weren't paying attention because they're fucking old. The surveillance video later showed that he tried to draw the child away from them. Now, local police learned of the incident later, and the next day, detectives were at Wegman's investigating this again,

looking through the store footage, trying to get a picture of the guy, when fucking Pantsless Paul comes fucking marching into fucking Wegman's guy. He's looking for more fucking kids. They're like, hey, there he's right there. What is that from? Which day is that from? They're like, no, no, that's the live feed.

That's the fucking live feed. I'm like, we just go grab him then. Yeah, I guess he forgot milk. So they go, holy shit, it's no pants paul. Was he wearing pants at the time? He was. How do they recognize him then? He was arrested for coming back to the seat of the crime within 24 hours.

Yep. Now, he's taken before a judge. He's on parole. He's been out for less than six months with a criminal record as long as you're fucking in arm for this very shit. He's a level three sex offender. And ladies and gentlemen, I would like to tell you about the fine state of New York right now. Because of bail reform, he was released with an appearance ticket.

Kathy Hockel, everybody. Burglary, car theft, jacking off in front of children. All fucking catch and release in the state car. Wow. Wow. Not to mention the long criminal history to go along with it. So, thank God he's on parole. his parole officer comes and arrests him

brings him in front of another judge because you know when you're on parole for jacking off in front of little kids you're not supposed to continue to jack off in front of little kids correct even if you're not on parole for jacking off front of little kids you're not supposed to jack off in front of little kids well Carl I don't know if you know this

but there's been a lot of reforms to the New York State parole rules I do know this and the judge for a second time releases him until So the appearance ticket is resolved. Unbelievable. So he is free again. Now remember,

we're talking December 6th. We were talking two separate arrests being brought in front of two separate judges. Sure. Which takes us to December 9th. Oh, boy. We're going to the Tops friendly markets and Farmington, ladies and gentlemen.

Now, he went to a Tops market, which honestly, that means he's slumming it a little bit. He doesn't want to risk going to do a Wegman's again. Yeah, he's like, they can't afford cameras at this place. I'll be fine. Yeah, it really is somewhat for this guy. All the kids in there look like Carl. The Farmington Tobs, yeah.

No. Superstar there. He sees a seven-year-old little boy, and he says to him, You ever seen a grown man naked? And he ran away from the scene. He was not caught at the scene. But after investigation, on Friday, December 22nd, the state police of New York showed up in his shitty motel,

and he is now being held without mail. He faces charges of public ludicent and endangering the welfare of a child after the alleged incident on December 9th. Master bait. And I'm hoping that they find a hold of stuff the sack of shit in for the rest of eternity. This is a fucking sex maniac

who was just let loose by the state to roll around fucking roll it up his dick on people. And when we think about the psychology behind this shit, it's really fucking insidious. Yes. It's like, I can't fucking make child pornography. I'm not allowed to possess child pornography.

What can I do that only gets me a ticket for lewdness? Fucking whip out my dick and jerk off in front of a child. It's horrifying. So I agree with you. This is definitely the Brian Johnson definition of a creep. Yeah. Now, obviously, my guy was way worse at every single way. But, you know, you brought a fun one this week.

So I appreciate that. A local hero, too. folks if it wasn't for no pants paul because honestly when i first came up with this bit and i was trying to explain to somebody like what it would be i was like it'd be like uh no pants paul versus the unabomber okay and i was your vision for the creep off yeah like just weird shit like that and so he's been in my psyche for a long time he is the uh the uh inspiration i got it in a lot of ways so please vote for no pants paul and honestly he deserves it folks I don't even care about the point.

He just deserves to win. You can vote at the creepoff.com is where you want to go. And let us know who you thought brought the bigger creep this week as the competition continues on. Vinny, we have some super chats. I don't get caught up on real quick here because I do appreciate the support. Let's do that. Ignacio Sayetta. Thanks for the 399 super sticker.

We never looked at Michael C, the first one there. Oh, we didn't. Michael C says, Frosted Flakes versus Frosted. tips sir i do not have frosted tips i actually have a vicious rumor a palette of frosted flakes in the next room i believe that uh jeff spangler thanks for the dollar 99 o la creepos just spangler's the man he sends me all sorts of great stuff to uh to look through for this show thank you je he's like one of the the greatest sponsors we have of the cop cam second yes he definitely is uh red dye $1.99. Happy New Year's boys.

First don't know for me, go Sixers. Go Sixers. Thank you very much for the two boxes for starting to be. I love that you popped your cherry with us. Thank you very much for the. Thank you. Ricky, 32, 25 bucks. Hey, that guy's jacking it.

Yes, he is. You got it, buddy. All over town. And then Matthew Riley, two bucks. Let's go Blue. Yeah, that was a fun. Wow. That game was a nail biter.

Just to know that everybody in fucking Alabama is miserable right now over it. That's right. I didn't even think about that. I was just, you know, obviously I'm a big Wolverines fan and rooting for Michigan. Messing to my boy Mark Felhow over there on the Drew and Mike show who hooked me up with tickets and you to the stadium this past year. It was such a good time. I was rooting for him hard. And let me tell you something else. Man, that was a crazy game, though.

You know, in overtime. Yep. I hate Nick Sabin for a lot of reasons. I hate Alabama right now for a lot of reasons And if you want to hear about those reasons You listen to the bonus episode I'll tell you all about how I had to go to church At the first Baptist church at Albertville, Alabama

On Christmas Eve, I'll tell you all about it You go listen to it That is on our bonus show But I have a lot of reasons to not like a state Of fucking Alabama So I could not be happier for the Wolverines Even though I think Jim Harbaugh some prick I still fucking think it's great

So congratulations guys All right, national championship game. A week from yesterday? Yeah, it's a be a week from tomorrow, or a week from yesterday. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, Monday night. Yep, cool. So, Carl, do you, what is our next segment today? Well, it's a new year, Vinny.

It's 2024, and I thought it's time to bring back a classic. Who are these creepos? Hey, it's been a while. Who are these creepos? The segment that we do here on the creep off, where we look at other true crime podcasts, because Vinny and I know, This is the greatest true crime podcast on the internet, aside from stored and scale.

But you get the point. The best true crime show. In fact, true crime podcasts are garbage. I'm not even bragging, say we're the best true crime podcast. Universally trash. There's just the worst shows. Do you know how we said my guy was slumming it going to tops? Carl and I are slumming and doing a true crime podcast, folks.

You don't even deserve this kind of a show in the true crime category. But here you are. We spoil you. Reaping the benefits. Look at you. And you might say to me, okay. You can say that, but talk is cheap. Can you prove that you're the best true crime podcast?

Yes, I can. And I do it one bad true crime podcast at a time with who are these creepos. Let's start off meeting the hosts of this show. Hey, listeners, welcome to episode 69 of Teen Girls Investigate Crime Podcast. I'm Jillian. And I'm Izzy. Izzy and Jillian host a show called Teen Girls Investigate Crime. Vinnie, let me read you the description of this one.

The only ever true crime podcast created and produced by two teenagers. Follow us on our journey and descend into the more mysterious parts of life. You know, just going to say that's probably not true. No, probably not. There's probably a bunch of these. There's probably teenage girls talking true crime. 5,000 of them. I love that they say the only ever true crime podcast created and produced by two teenagers.

So it's established. These kids are liars. Yes. And they're very stupid. Wow. That's no excuse. Although, you know what? I shouldn't say they're very stupid.

They know a lot about, hey, Brian's here. Hey, Brian. What's up, Brian? Good to see you, buddy. He's right. Now that's a creep. Vinny Winnie. I don't know if he's right.

He's 100% right. Thanks, Brian. Happy New Year, buddy. Happy New Year, buddy. You know, can I just say, well, Brian's here very quickly? I will be doing my polar plunge consequence. Oh, that's right. Because I owe it to him.

Brian, I'm going to make it happen. And it'll be happen in the month of February. You will all. see it is going to be very very cold in rochester i think i'm going to be in florida at that time yeah good for you i'll send you a photo yeah my wife is going to be there to film it this time so that there's no if answer butts that i went into the water good mark my words i'm going in make her and there will be footage i'll be in my heated pool at that time so okay i hope a gator fucking get you inside of your heated pool i do too i think that'd be fun oh my god it'd be a good way to go for me what were those fucking

monitor lizards that are running around your town down there just fucking scratching up people's cars and shit. Yeah, yeah. Climb it all over the hoods and cars and fucking, you're going to have dinosaurs running around and you're going to brag to me. I'm going to be in my pool surrounded by sea monsters. Be in my pool with a baseball bat next to me. Yeah, with a thin sheet of fucking plexiglass.

Protected me from 15 for the alligators. I was mentioning Izzy and Gillian. Hold on. Since we hit a super chat, let's hit the other one. Simon 343. Thanks for the 49. Did you guys see what happened in Syracuse on New Year's? We're going to talk about it in just a few minutes.

Yes. what about what happened in front of the Kodak Theater? That's what we're going to be talking about, yes, because that's a Syracuse connection. Oh, okay, got it. All right. So I mentioned these women are very smart. They explain how time works.

This is our November episode. Guys, we've just, like, gone through all the seasons. No way that I have. We went from summer. We went back to school. We went to October. And like, now we're on November. This is crazy.

Like, by the time this comes out, we will have, like, fully been in college for, like, a while. That's insane. Like, we will be heading home for Thanksgiving. That's crazy. That is so crazy. How is that even possible? Summer goes into fall, and then in fall, you're in November, and then Thanksgiving comes around?

No, the amazing part is that a college accepted these two. No shit. And they go to the same college together. I think they might be nerds. But moving on, I don't know if you're as excited about this as you should be. So I'll let them explain. Anyway, so this is our last episode that we're recording today. We're very excited.

This is our last run of the fall. Yeah. This is exciting, guys. This is very exciting. This is very exciting. I mean, it must be. They've said it three times now that it's very exciting. I feel like these kids just constantly lie.

Yeah. They're the Chad Zubak of true crime. This is exciting. Get out of the hype trade. This is fun. It's good stuff. We're all having fun here. We're all enjoying this.

We're doing it. We're doing it. All right. They're going to tell a story about a certain history. certain historical person, and apparently Jillian learned about her in sixth grade. These are women who are in college talking about sixth grade history class.

Do you remember learning about the Romanovs in sixth grade? We were actually, fun fact, is he and I run the same history class in sixth grade? I don't think she remembers that I was there. Okay, you could have pretended a little bit. No, I don't remember. Anyway, we were in the same history class, and I remember learning about the Romanovs and like Rasputin and all that.

stuff. I love that story. Good stuff. I know how much you love a fun fact. Oh, there's a lot of fun facts in here. Oh, Christ. So, they're talking about the Romanovs, and I don't know how that's relevant true crime, but sure, why not?

And they talk about Rasputin and a part of his body. Now, Vinny, I'm just going to go ahead and say it, but if they're trying to get as popular as call her daddy, they're doing it the wrong way.

All I know about Russ Putin is that his goods are in a jar in a museum now. His goods? Do you mean his dick? Yeah, his peepee. Why? You can't say it. What? Dick.

His penis. Ew. Um, yeah. These are college students talking about peepees and saying, ew, when mentioning a penis. You're not going to get a huge fan base doing this. You realize this, right ladies? Yeah, the response is, uh, ew, is so fucking weird. Pines.

Ew. Gross. All right. Ready for a fun fact? Nope. Um, we're going to get started. Um, fun fact, I actually did all this research for a history project at the end of the senior year.

The project was so fun. We made like big posters. Yeah. I don't, we got really into that project. I don't think anybody else did. I don't know why we did that. No, and everybody got like an A. Yeah.

And we got. so invested into that project. It was just, I don't know. I think it was like the end of the, it was right before exams. So it was like our last thing we were doing. And I was like, you know what? I want to do like an elementary school style. Yeah, no.

And it was so fun. Yeah. We like literally, we spent a Friday evening doing that. It was a lot of fun. Yeah. So you, they don't remember the class at all, but they remember using sparkly puffy paint to make fucking posters. No, this was their senior year.

This was last year they did this. And this is why I'm saying the school system is failing the children. This is what their senior project was, was making posters. Failing the children. Failing fucking society. Yes. Do you realize how fucking doomed we are? We're letting fucking pito jerking off and Wegmans out.

Fucking these kids are doing fucking grade school arts and crafts to graduate high school. You fucking know all about this shit. There was a state that let John substitute teach in a high school. Not just any state, California. Our society is fucked. We are the fucking crumbling Roman Empire. I'm sorry. I agree with you on that.

But you're probably wondering, though, how was the presentation, though? I want to know. Fucking care. How good of a job they did. I think that this might be a clue right here. But yeah, so let's get started. Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikola Levna was born. Sorry, there's just no way I was going to say that right.

You might want to look that up before you start the show. And she still got into college. Still got into that school. I guess they wanted the check. This is someone she studied in sixth grade, did a senior project on and is now doing a podcast about her. She's like, I don't know how to pronounce her name, though. Make it up. I'm not going to know.

Now, Vinnie, the difference between these two ladies and you and me is that they encourage each other. Like, you're kind of a prick to me. You say a lot of mean, hurtful things. I cry myself to sleep a lot on Monday nights. This is, maybe take some notes here. Listen to this. I think he said it pretty well. I think he said it pretty well.

She butchered it. She stopped talking for a minute there. What do you mean you think she said it pretty well? Yeah. They're being a little too supportive, maybe. No. Yeah, this is the wrong way to approach this. Okay.

Conflict is interesting, people. Conflict is more interesting. As you were, then I'm wrong. That encouragement. Okay. Like when I say this segment sucks, it is boring right now. Right. That's hurtful. It's very mean. Vinnie, you can't talk about the Romanovs without also bringing up the Gilmore Girls. I don't know. Like, I remember there's a scene in Gilmore Girls where they were talking about like Emily was talking about Lorela's wedding and she was like it would be the Romanoff theme.

Oh, really? Huh. Yeah. I didn't know that. It's just like very like. Oh, I should rewatch Gilmore Girls. I already rewatch it. It's so good. I've never done a full rewatch. You need to rewatch it when we're in college. I know. I would. just thinking like fall and like yelmore oh i want pumpkin spice i want pumpkin slice i want a chai with pumpkin spice cream on it oh i want to be in a sweater and i want to be drinking a chai latte and i want to be watching gilmore girls right now it's 98 degrees outside right now guys i hate i hate georgia um anyway what are we talking about what just happened bitty what's going on this show they're very distracted i think i had a stroke i'm not sure but i'm seeing flashy lights

all right bitty put it on the real consequence you have to watch all of gilmore girls Go back and rewatch all of Gilmore girls. You wouldn't fucking do it. No, I definitely would not do that. All right, this is her not being able to pronounce words again. And the co-host is just so nice. And the Romanoffs were exiled to the Ural Mountains. And you don't have to say it.

Yeah, Katerinberg. Ekatrinberg. The other girls are just like, you know what? Let's leave out some of these facts. It just sounds too difficult for you to pull off. Yeah, the mountains. Just say the mountain. No big deal.

No big deal. But then she does get one right. And she's so proud of herself. By the 1970s, amateur archaeologist discovered the skeletons of six adults and three children. Woods in the woods outside of the Akateringberg. That was pretty good. Yeah, that was pretty good.

Wow. That's pretty good. We just pat myself on the back immediately. Today, Jr., she goes, the Skeletor, skeletons. Yeah, that's pretty good. You suck. Pretty good. your teachers should all be beaten you know what's fucked up though about this story bitty yeah

you know what's so fucked off only the oh geez though is that they were like brought down there under the false predictive safety like they were like it was something like the the soldiers they're regarding their house or somebody like that was like oh yeah come down to the basement like it's safer down here because so already you can tell she's coming from a authoritative view on this she obviously understands exactly what's going on she knows her shit but it gets even better Because Civil War had just broken out And then they killed them in the basement Which is horrible

I think they killed the dog too I think I read that somewhere No I swear I read that somewhere Do you ever get a thing that you think is true But then you just wonder if that's something you just made up Yeah I feel like that's true

But don't like quote me on it Anyway So Can I point something out real quick Because I know that you think That I'm punching down right now And perhaps I am A little bit

We should fucking take their lunch money Carl To a degree I'm punching down This is episode number 69 You heard that when we started Oh You don't even know what you just said This is episode 69

They do one show a month 69 They do one show a month Which means they've been doing this for years Vinny This has been going on for years And this is how good they are Since like fourth grade

We were doing it Yes So I'm going to throw this out there I've never personally done this I don't think you should use a school project to create a podcast around And the memoirs included a lengthy description of how she had escaped her captors

In Wigington No sorry that was my that was my that was my um citation Oh sorry this was from a school project I had that was my citation I thought you were really You start going to read it That's a weird name for a book That's an author

She's literally just repurposing her school project and turning it into a podcast. Next week, we're going to talk about eighth grade algebra. Geometry is the subject of next week's true crime show. Oh, man, there are no standards for podcasts. No, there should be. A lot of people should not be allowed to podcast. Now, should there be like, like, what do you want to do? You want to start like some type of rating system for podcasts?

podcast? Yes. Unlistenable. Okay. You get a you? Yeah, you get a you for unlistenable. And I'm giving that to 99% of the podcast out there. I'm with you, buddy. Including a couple that I'm on. Aw. Now, Vinny, I didn't say which two. Now, Vinny. Point dabble point. They decided to start Googling something. This is one of my biggest pet peeves. I believe our buddy crows would cry about this quite a bit. When you hear people begin to Google something and then react to stuff they're looking

at on Google, they're talking about the movie The Secret of Nim, the cartoon from the early 80s. Okay, there was a, there was a guy in this that was so scary looking. I guess you, that guy. It's like a rat. Yeah, he's a rat guy. Did he ever watch Thumbullina? Horrifying.

It was really scary. Thumbulina? I remember Thumbelina and Shrek. Oh, I did watch this. I loved that movie. I don't really understand it. She was just tiny? Yeah.

Interesting. That guy looks scary. I want to point out because I went to their Instagram page to see what they're up to. The one of the women calls herself the editor of this show. The editor of the show, Vinnie. Why are you leaving that part in? Because didn't you hear her say it was interesting? Oh, I guess I missed that part.

Carl, I get so. upset at these. I can't even be funny. I only have two more clips. We get completely off the rails. You think it's already off the rails. Oh, no. It gets even worse. Fucking Thumbelina and secret anem. I got rather true crime show. Fucking Thumbolina. Don't forget Gilmore girls. Yeah, someone's playing love story. Someone's blasting love story outside right now. I was blasting Taylor Swift in my car yesterday with my windows down. Actually, it was really embarrassing. I'm like not proud of the fact that I've like started listening to more Taylor recently.

Low-key Swifty. I'm like not, though. It's just I listen to a couple things. But like when I, when other people know about it, I feel like, it's like high-key embarrassing. Yeah.

I don't know why. There's nothing like too wrong. It's just I, it's a whole thing. I just, I don't want to be, oh my God, that's kind of fuck.

Can you guys hear that? It's really loud. It's like distracted with my train of thought. Are you a low-key-swifty too? Vinny, can you relate to this girl? No.

I cannot. And the fact, honey, go with your instincts. I'm kind of embarrassed to let everybody know that I have a low-key swing. Lean into something. Don't talk about it. Someone be the editor of something. Edit yourself. And that edit out you responding to a noise, no one else can fucking hear. I have one more clip and I think that I have a sign off here that I could use for future podcasts.

Please let it be a gunshot. Please let it be a good shot. Make sure to follow us on Instagram at tgic.podcast. Bye. Okay, that's cute. You keep goodbye. I like it. Bye. Bye. Isn't that exactly the same as... Bye! It's almost exactly the same. Wow, these girls... Well, you know what they say, Carl.

Great minds aren't involved in any of these shows. That is what I say. Oh, Jesus Christ. Carl, you're ready for some voicemails? Yeah, what do we got? All right. Let's start off with... They're brought to us by our good friends in Syracuse. The Creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. A Syracuse man rented a car from the airport, filled it with gas canisters, and crashed it in Rochester over New Year's.

We here in Syracuse are outraged at such a wasteful act, as most of that gas hadn't even been huffed yet. See you in Syracuse. So earlier people were alluding to the ship from Syracuse. It also happened in front of the Kodak Theater in Rochester. Where I was recently to see Tim Dillon. Yeah. This is five minutes from my house. right this is very very close to my house and i uh principal uncertainty reached out to check in on us

yes that was nice of him um luckily for us either one of us was at the moe concert not that i wouldn't be at a moe concert but i wasn't dude what is it like 2003 we're going to the moe concert i was actually surprised they're playing at small venues now thought they're a lot bigger band than that oh they used to be man they used to be but uh folks i have video from the scene of this and this is real video so if you don't want to crazy uh you know the dash cam footage have you seen it i've not okay well folks i'm playing this off of twitter you could follow at geoffrey rogers if you want to see it yourself viewer discretion is advised so there is a car that is backing up to catch the truck that is on fire that's slammed into a Mitsubishi now here's

the part i'm going to stop the video in a second just so i don't get us in trouble but what you're about to see is a person oh boy yeah yeah vehicle completely on fire well did you not just see a person run out of it on fire. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. It's not great. No, when you're covered in gasoline and on fire, it probably hurts. Yeah, so that guy's dead. His name is Michael Avery. He's from Syracuse. And apparently he got a hotel in Rochester left behind a suicide note. He has a history of bipolar disorder. That's all that they're releasing. Well, he also killed the two people in the other car, too. Well, yes. The two people are dead. They were in an Uber, and the driver is okay. Can you fucking imagine that? We'll be safe

tonight. We'll take it Uber. Well, I mean, we do need as many Uber drivers as we can get around here. So I'm glad that the Uber driver survived. Unless it's like some guy who's a narcissistic prick like John is, who's just... John who? I don't know any narcissist named John. What do you mean? Yes, you do too. Maybe I'll become friends with John now and fuck with you. That'll be fine. I would actually laugh at that because I know how tortured you were being. Just how much it would fucking drive you crazy and how mad you would be. I would love that. Yeah, what crazy story that was so this guy was suicidal

decided to take out some people because the concert was getting out so there was tons of pedestrians around and the way this parking is set up for this place you have to cross the street it is a major street it is literally almost the outlet to a major expressway yeah it's four or six lanes yeah and you have to cross this street

in a crosswalk to be able to get to the parking so there's a lot of people in the middle of the street that's true when this fucking thing came careening through and a lot more people would have died had this uber driver actually not been you know had they been paying attention and stopped before a car was coming careening at them it would have just plowed through a bunch of people what a weird way to commit suicide too just knowing that you're going to catch on fire that

sounds awful what are you a monk or something fucking settled out dude it's really awful yeah at least do it for palestine or something you know if you're going to put yourself on fire well that's what they were originally saying man um i know FBI's involved they think it's yeah Who knows? You know, dude, these Palestine protests, we got so many threats, dude. We had so many threats. What, the comedy club did? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Come on. Swear to you. Because we had Michael Rappaport booked for New Year's. Right. And a lot of people are very mad at Michael Rappaport. Well, it's a good thing he canceled that, I guess. Yeah. Well, he canceled.

It flew to Israel. Are you saying that out loud now? Yeah. It's new. He flew to Israel. Yeah. He went there and was fucking hanging out in Israel. And he decided to do that and said,

of New Year's Eve. We were bummed because I was going to that show. I was really excited to but see Michael Rappaport. Yeah. Well, either way, it saved us a lot of trouble because apparently it has shown in Buffalo at Helium.

Now they're getting... This dude is fucking corny. It's fucking ridiculous. You're not charismatic. They're fucking going after a comedian. Well, I mean, they're not really doing anything.

Wow. Thank God. The people who blocked O'Hare Airport, those people are doing something. They're pissing everyone off. The people trying to get Michael Rappapapaport canceled? Eh. Yeah.

You really, when you're blocking a freeway, I am no longer on your side. And I don't care what your point is. Yes. I came up when I was listening to you. I was listening to something where they were debating whether or not you should be legally allowed to kill someone who's stopping traffic. And I think you should be able to. Is that where you stand on the issue? I think so, yeah.

Where do you stand on bail reform? Are you forward or against it? I'm against bail reform. I'm voting for you. I think we're doing it the wrong way. I'm voting for you. I think pedophiles should be in prison and with their nuts cut off. and that protesters should not block the freeway at any time.

Pretty good stuff. Ladies and gentlemen, I never say this but vote for Carl. Not on the creep up hole. Just yes. For governor. Let's get caught up on Superchats real quick. Let's do it. Oh, then we have voicemails.

I'm sorry. I forgot. Happy New Year, Carl and Vinny. Purple, what's up? What was your guys' new year's resolution? Mine was to never drink. I see enough of that from John. wow good for you purple i heard you gave up booze did he really yeah congratulations purple

proud of you buddy well john has helped a lot of people realize what can happen if you drink too much he really has helped more people than he realizes it's amazing you know he he's helped more alcoholics than stutterers you're right boom that's hilarious joseph count's one ninety nine Biggest creep. It's easy. Easy. It's Juan Melendez. You gotta love Vinnie Carlino. Oh, shucks. Michael C. Did Mo talk about

a stutterer's kid? Where's Dan? Was that hitman, Dan? We don't know. Unfortunately, the guy's name was Michael Avery. It was that hitman, Dan. And he didn't run out of the car with a cane. He didn't get out of the car. Burning cane. Oh, God. That's crazy shit. All right, voicemail.

By the way, how do you not stop, drop, and roll also, you know? He's suicidal. I know, but he's running. When you watch that whole video, people are, like, going up to it, then going, oh, no, fuck that. Like, what he got out was running out? They're just like, no, fucking, thanks. Everybody was just stepping back. It was beautiful.

All right, voicemails. Podcast profit. Hey, triple bypass, Paulino. It's the podcast profit here. there's an admirable attempt to bring in a puppy fucker and as fucked up as that is like that is fucked up and creepy

however you're putting a dog's life over a human's life and sadly I have to go with Carl yet again because yeah doing the shit that happened to that kid is way more fucked up than what happened to that dog thank you

you're not alone in that theory i prefer dogs to people most of the time and there are exceptions like if it was my life or a dog's life kill the fucking dog but you know anybody else puppies are cute next voicemail hey carl hey vennie the biggest creep in christmas is got to be whatever PR agency israel got to do that israel's letter to santa thing thank you I don't know about this. Do you know about this? I do not. I don't know why I hit that one. Oh, okay. But I will look it up. All right.

Hey, it's a podcast profit. Oh, creeperport. It's me. No, not or a great, wrong show. What I find to be a huge creep is my HR person at the nice restaurant. I'm the sous chef at. She came to me and the chef asking for money for our dish. dishwasher who's you know retarded and has no family and she wants to make sure he has presents to open that's nice well good but I got a lot of shit I'm trying to fucking take care of it

my own life you know presence from my family and fucking moving blah blah blah car payments shit like that like ask we run a fucking 2.5 billion dollar restaurant ask the goddamn owner if it's okay to fucking you know splurge on this kid a little bit like I'll how I'll fucking gladly chip in 10 20 dollars you know but like Like, asking me to fucking buy wheelberry to fix his car and all that shit. Like, no, no fucking way. I got enough problems. Thank you, fuck you, bye.

All right, I will say this because I cooked in restaurants. Not to that level, obviously. But you don't appreciate the dishwasher until they ain't there anymore. Then all of a sudden you're like, I wouldn't give him that guy a hundred bucks. I should have given me that guy a hundred bucks. The dishwasher is the most important person in a restaurant. Yeah. IMO.

Yeah, that's why they walk around like King's shit They take breaks whatever they want I have another cigarette man It's fine, it's fine As long as we get the Just come back and sling fucking dishes The pants Dude there was nothing more fun

Than cooking in a restaurant Getting every single thing dirty You just chucked the pans And do a giant fucking thing The guy comes over collects him Next thing you know They're all clean for you to use again It's great

I told you that story about my buddy Mike Barry Who was in the Navy We've talked about Mike before on the show He was a fuck up He's about a fuck up his whole life he's the greatest guy in the road, but he is an absolute great-a-funk-up. I knew that when you said my friend. Yeah.

Yeah, well, you're my friend, too, so yeah, I know. We're all lumped in the other. I get it. I don't know why the front's-down. Anyway, go ahead. So he was a dishwasher on a fucking ship. That was his job. Okay.

And he would sleep it all the time and he wouldn't do the shit he was supposed to do. And he slept in past breakfast. And somebody comes into his bunk, wakes him the fuck up and goes, the admiral's on the ship doing inspections. Breakfast was like an hour ago. Lunch is coming up. So he just. jumps up, runs down to the kitchen, to the mess hall, fucking start scrubbing dishes. He goes, Vinny, they're stacked to the fucking ceiling.

And the admiral walks in, and he goes, this is what I like to see. This is the kind of sailor we need around here. And he fucking gave him a chip, which is a big fucking deal of the Navy, I guess. And he's like, this is my kind of sailor right here. Good for you, son. You're doing the job. Nobody else wants to do. Put him all up on a pedestal.

And God damn, is he a fuck up. Yeah, but that's the thing. thing, though, is that you expect the dishwasher to be a fuck up. If they had their shit together, they'd be begging for money on the corner of the street because that's a much better job as dishwasher. All right, Carl,

I have a creep-off wheel-of-consequence suggestion and then I would like to make one after that. Okay. If doing a drama podcast is added to the wheel of consequences, I'd like to make a suggestion on the topic. Okay.

A drama podcast from the inside of one of the planes. It caught off at the head. He whispered it. What did he say? He said, from the inside. Well, I'll play it again. You got to listen real close.

Inside of one of the planes of 9-11. One of the planes at 9-11? Yes. All right. That's kind of fun. I like drama podcasts. I think that would be really funny. We talked about this on the bonus show, right?

Yeah. We brought this up. We've done this before. We've done this before. We've been here to produce in a couple podcasts as his consequence, but would be even more fun. is to do an audio drama podcast with a script acting fully work we thought that'd be a lot of fun

we could cast it whoever has to do that so we want to add that to the wheel I'm in on that one sounds like sounds terrible actually but I like that premise too that sounds fun I was listening to the biggest problem of the universe this morning and goddamn Vito Giswaldi made me laugh

he said something I got holy fuck that would be the greatest consequence of the world what's that he was talking about those election workers down there in Georgia hear me out here's what we do okay we volunteer to be election workers in the upcoming presidential election and then we go and we go wherever there's definitely a camera and we spill a backpack full of USB sticks all over the place I heard him talking about this too like just be as suspicious as as suspicious as possible yeah you're constantly like hiding shit for people as they walk by

oh holy shit people that would be the funny you walk with a giant pallet of papers and slam them down. Yeah. Yeah. I just like the idea of a backpack full of USB sticks that you just spill all over the floor and start stuffing back in. That's very funny. Oh, God damn it. It's a good idea.

So, uh, wait a second. Hold on. Vitty, do you agree with Carl's drama podcast that claims wrestling is the same as drag? Yeah, that's a good question right there. You know what? Sure. Sure. It's about as good as a drag show these days.

Wrestling is drag for gay people who are not out of the closet yet. Oh, fuck. Is that what's going on? Closet of gay people. Why aren't you into it more than? How dare you? How dare you? All right.

So I'm done with voicemails. Carl, you ready to do a scum parade? Yes, let's do it. All right. Scum parade, take me on a raid of these fucks your raids that these creeps have made Scum Parade Vinny and Carl Gonna tell you about some fuck shit

Scum parade Like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad Soking up the blood of a cat Scum parade Shee You know one thing I think we could all agree on Especially after listening to that podcast earlier

High school can be shitty Carl Oh yeah it certainly can be but in new deli it is even shittier that you could imagine pretty shitty in india turns out the police at monday arrested a school principal and a teacher in southern india uh principal berathamama and professor muni yapa you did that so well thanks they're both arrested uh because several images taken by another teacher at the school uh leaked to the press into the media, the image showed students

between the ages of 11 and 15 years old, cleaning a septic tank with their bare hands without any safety gear. Yeah, but Vinny, this is the thing. They're untouchables. Why is this even a story? That's what they're supposed to do, isn't it? No, who car not?

They're supposed to treat everybody equally. In India? What's the point to go in there then? What are you going there for? How do you know a cast your fucking in, motherfucker? What cast do you think you made it too. Oh, that's right you were bored in America.

Pretty impressive. Some good fucking karma, my man. I love that they had to make this, in this article, you're going to get to it, but I love they had to make this illegal to make children clean out of septic taste with their bare hands. In 1993, they finally got around to that.

They're like, we've got to stop this. It's kind of gross. Well, there's fucking shit and chemicals in there, and they're just making these kids, like, shovel out turns with their fucking bare hands. Up until 1993 that was perfectly legal in India to force kids to do that. Okay, great question for Michael C for $1.99. Is Carl Pro Fitz, Fritz von Erich, yay or nay?

I'll come back to you with that one. Okay. You're probably a yay. You'd like him. All right. So this is illegal to do. You have to have licenses. You have to have equipment.

And you can't force, well, I guess you can't force shorter to work in India. But you can't force them to work unsafely, apparently. Apparently not. With human excrement. And they are a bit arrested at her charge with, it doesn't even say, whatever the laws are over there. Your charge was hilarious antics. Did you see the people who are working in the septic system?

What would those people be called? I don't know. I forget the term. But they earn between $2.17 and $2.41 per month. It seems like affordable to hire a professional then. Well, that's a good point. But also I was thinking, what's the point? If you offered me a job that sucks and you go, but I'll give you $2.50 a month.

Well, I'm definitely not doing that. That's ridiculous. Solid point. I really don't understand what that's going to do for you. I also understand why there aren't a lot of Indian people on our Patreon now. We might have priced them out of it. Good point. Yeah.

Now, I am picturing here Indian Principal Skinner and Green. crownskeeper willie just making these kids work for free and cheap super nintendo chombers yeah shows up takes a photo well i got a creep for you folks uh this one's fun because what the fuck it's a lady folks oh okay her name is rebecca louise milkelev now she was sentenced december 12th after 28 videos of her trying to carry out six basically she was trying to fuck a dog. Yeah, trying to is the key term here. And I was wondering, what is creepier sex acts on a dog or attempted sex

axe on a dog? Like, this is what I say. Try not. Do or do not. There is no try. Listen, dogs get horny if they think a blanket is soft enough. They get boners, okay? It's true.

Like, it shouldn't take a lot. Yeah. Honey. Honey. Maybe trim. Prosecutor Stephanie Gallagher said, Recordings were said to her 35-year-old then-partner. This happened at Australia.

The man was dating at the time, dating her at the time, sent her messages, encouraging her to engage in sexual activity with her pet in the weeks leading up to the incident. She initially refused to indulge his request for her to practice the sick deeds, but eventually agreed it filled the clips in January of this year. Now, she had a good defense, though. She was suffering with her mental health and she was dealing with an easy. eating disorder. What was that to do with anything? Well, she also had experienced domestic violence in a previous relationship. Yeah, we'll join the club.

Now, they don't all fuck dogs, you know. The psychologist report found that made her more vulnerable to manipulation at the hands of her former partner. She didn't try to fuck the dog 28 times just all on her own. Here's what I have to say to that. Shut the fuck up, ass wipe and suck my cock. She also said there's no evidence of specific harm to any of the mom's pets. And she said she was now at risk of losing her job of 16 years as a result of this case.

You know what's interesting about this? This would be perfectly legal in Spain. Perfectly legal. She got, she was sentenced to 15 months and it was suspended for 18 months. I don't even know what that means. She's also been banned from owning, buying, or otherwise acquiring any animal for five years. Someone in the chat just gave me an interesting idea. Is that 15 dog months?

how does that work that's a good point yeah i could probably do that pretty easily it's on a weekend all right december 29th carl we're going to meet the 44 year old manager in training at a mcdonald's in north carolina her name is letoya gladdeny good for you latoya that's awesome yeah she told police that her employees were disrespecting her the other night what no and she was so upset by it she called her husband to come and assist her at this macdama yeah don't just Richard Latoia. She's trying her best, guys. Come on. Yeah. So her husband, Dwayne Walden, who also happens to be a church pastor.

Okay. From a strip mall church. Yeah, next to North Carolina. Yeah, it's right next to a place called Bueno Barrito in Thomasville, North Carolina. Sounds like a pretty good church. No. Well, I got to think a man of the cloth, though, is going to handle this properly. Right. He chose not to turn the other cheek, Carl. Oh.

He walked into the kid. kitchen and began punching an employee named Theodore Garlington in the face, one of the cooks. That's fun. Walden also allegedly wrapped his hands around Garlington's neck and began pushing his head towards the deep friar. Jesus. That escalated quickly. Well, how do you baptize people? Just for disrespecting your lady friend? That seems a bit excessive. Yeah. Now, before Garlington 34 can be dipped in the hot oil, several employees jumped up, excuse me, jumped on Walden and pulled them off of him. Now, he suffered a large contusion on his forehead and the right eye along with scratches on his neck.

EMS workers responded to the scene. Now, after they interviewed the witnesses, Walden was arrested for assault. He got a $1,000 bond and he has a January 22nd misdemeanor trial scheduled. He's fine. He'll be out. Yeah, but he's also a pastor. Here's a fun fact about him because we like fun facts today. He works as a semi-truck driver and a pastor.

Yeah, well, just being a pastor probably doesn't pay the bills at that strip ball. be my guess solid point um do you see the photo they used of this guy it's a beautiful photo it must be from the church's website right because he looks just bad he looks like a badass pastor he does he's got the net the collar the whole deal i wonder if he wore it when he was trying to murder that man i don't know but i picture that and it makes it more fun minnie i have a question for you sure let's say he was successful in dunking this guy's head into that deep front then he would have been born again would you eat chicken mcnuggets out of that friar after that no no no no i don't want face on my McNuggets.

Okay. What have they cleaned out the oil and put new oil in? Well, yeah. Yeah. Of course. But here's at the very least, I don't know. Well, okay, before I answer this, and I'll answer you honestly, because I don't want to lie, how long after the incident are we dipping these nuggets?

I don't lie. I don't like to lie. Well, if I said hours, would that be crazy? Well, here's what I would assume. Yeah. I would assume that the layers of skin that melt off will. crisp up and they'll be able just to scoop them off the top of one of those baskets. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the hair and the...

Do I know that this just had? Yeah, I obviously know it just happened. No, well, yeah, you have to know otherwise. You wouldn't be able to get a choice. I would ask if I could look at it. That's as far as I go, can I look at the... Let me taste one first, that I'll tell you. Yeah, let me just make sure there's that hair in it because hair, that's where you got me. I was going to go for this. I'm like, I don't want hair. All right, Vinny, you want to eat these nuggets where a guy was just murdered in the same fryer? I don't know. What kind of dipping sauce do you have? What are we talking about as far as dipping sauces are concerned?

Well, at a McDonald's, it's either going to be the honey mustard or the sweet and sour. Yeah, you don't go barbecue at a McDonald's? I don't like the McDonald's barbecue. I'll go barbecue at a Wendy's, though. Interesting. See, when you were doing that wrestling show on Cardiff's Network, you should have been talking fast food. You and John Hein should team up and talk fast food. That I would listen to.

He wouldn't be able to handle it. We get too, it gets so lost to a minisha. What's your take on Arby sauce? Arby sauce is delicious. I agree. Arby sauce, man. Just the classic rose beef with Arby sauce. You can't beat it.

Fuck yeah. Let's go get some right after this. What's great about it is that there's no roast beef involved and zero barbecue sauce involved and it still is delicious. What do you think that it is that we're eating? I have no idea at Arby's? Yeah. I mean, you've seen that thing. It's not roast beef.

I never go in there. I don't know that I ever see it. Come on. You've never seen the thing that they're carving back there at Arby's. Someone in this chat has worked at Arpes And will tell me what this is Okay It's roast beast from

Bronco sauce from Arbys is the shit What about horsy sauce? What's bronco sauce? I don't even know, I don't know about that The horsy sauce is fine All right Mary County, Florida, Carl Let's finish up in Florida, shall we?

Yes, we always like Florida A Tennessee man was taken into custody on Sunday After being accused of trying to sexually exploit A 14-year-old girl he met online parents I don't know how you're supposed to watch your children but I hope a story like this will just make you think about ways that maybe it can help

because kids are dumb we've proven this with this podcast that we listened to earlier kids are fucking stupid they really are and this is a really dangerous fucking man who is on the internet here and release deputies say they received a call last month that the girl had run away from her home in Marion County, Florida investigators say they discovered that she had been using the online platform Discord to have inappropriate conversations with a guy named Wesley Hurd who went by the name Vileville.

So I guess Discord. And he's 29, by the way. Discord could be a dangerous place. But if you want to join our Discord, it's free for anyone who wants to get on there. Go to Who Are These.com to find the link. Sign right up. And of course, we do have a creep off channel in that Discord where you and fellow creeps can chat about the show. It's listed right under the one where we goof on.

Stuttering John's Kids, is the name of it. Oh, gosh, that channel's my favorite channel, that Discord. Yeah. It's really, it's funny. Yeah, it's great. You moderate it very well. A lot more fun than you would have thought. I know, I'm constantly in there making sure there's no words that are inappropriate, things like that.

Yeah, which is good. You don't want any 15-year-olds getting raped in there. Detective Sue Lurred that the girl had run away from home. She had been picked up by her and brought back to his home in Tennessee. He had been grooming her, encouraging her to produce child pornography with another eight-year-old child and kidnap that child for him, detective said. Okay. He also had persuaded her to brand herself

by carving the letters VIL part of his username into parts of her body. I sure it wasn't VTL? It's going to get real interesting if that's the case. You ought to win a TV? Wait, so this guy's name has the word evil in it. Vile. It's evil at the end.

And so does one VTL also has the word. evil in his name. Hmm. Interesting. Satan, Santa. Interesting. Now, the deputies tracked down Hurd and the 14-year-old girl and Hurd was arrested. In an interview, Hurd admitted that he would often find vulnerable underage girls online, encouraging them to hurt themselves while he watched via video.

And why did he give them this information? Is he stupid? Is everyone in this story stupid? It sounds like it. Didn't I start with Florida and Tennessee? Good point. A lot of dummies involved in this one. So after he would film them and get this video of them hurting themselves, he would distribute it as pornography to other creepos.

So he's being charged with human trafficking, solicitation to commit human trafficking, branding a victim related to human trafficking, solicitation to quit kidnapping, aggravated child abuse, possession of child pornography, possession of physical evidence, lewd and lascivious exhibition via transmission, three counts, unlawfully use to a communicative device to facilitate. had a felony interference with child custody. He is in a lot of fucking trouble. Oh, my. And dude had heard having numerous photos with children with the username VIL branded into them. And the conversations he was having with them, detectives say they believe there could be a lot more victims out there. No, the police said they believe there could be more victims.

There's photos of other kids who have VIL branded on them on this guy's computer. They're like, I don't know. There might be some more victims out there. So here's what I want you to do. There definitely are. I want you all to go check your. children's taints. Yes. Look for a VIL on there. Look for a VIL or a VTL. Maybe we'll catch, maybe we'll, maybe we'll find out what's really happening. And anyone with information about

this or similar cases is urged to contact detectives at 352-351-4710. Carl? Serious inquiries only. Yes. Additionally, tips can be made anonymously crime stoppers of Marion County at 352-368-7-867. Don't brand your children, folks, and don't let weirdos on the internet brand your kids. And Discord is fun. It's a great place to be. Oh, my God. It's so hateful and fun.

It's so good. Oh, so much hate and fun stuff. So, Carl, this was a fun episode. Thanks for joining us, everybody. 2023 is in the books. We'll never talk about it ever again. We're moving forward now. Well, we'll talk about it next week when we figure out who wins, and we'll decide who wins

because you will go to the creepoff.com and vote for who you thought brought the bigger creep. also you can you know it would be a lot of fun to do we have a subreddit we don't talk about it enough but there is a subreddit for the creep off what do you want to know about our results girl jessica's personal life we don't ask her enough questions to really understand who she is as a person and it seems like she wants to open up to us and tell us more about her so if you have any questions you want to answer let us know we'll have her read them and answer those questions maybe we can start a fun thread in there now also just a quick reminder to everybody who's watching this, you can watch this show on Carl's channel,

who are these podcasts live, usually 1 o'clock on Mondays. Correct. Or on the creep-off channel at the same time. We simulcast, but today, coming up in about a half hour, who are these broadcasters will be live. So stick around and keep an eye out for our boys, Christian, and Eric Zane, both great fellows. Easy and Blatt.

And I also want to remind you that you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8080808 anytime you want to. So we'll be back. next Monday with a new episode here. I think we got just a couple more. Yeah. Okay. Just one. What does that say?

I don't know. Michael T. Thanks for the two bucks. Also, John's last brain cell became a new member. Well, that's so nice. Thank you very much, John's last brain cell. Oh, there it goes. Way to hold on.

There it goes. Oh, I know what that says. What is it? John. Oh, I do. I know what that says too. Michael C. how could you?

John Sons of trans Yes, very funny Very good, Michael C All right, it's nice to be important It's more important to be nice Gagia I'm close fucking pudding You ass, white

That ain't funny Cockey's a hell of a drop Okay, is a hell of a drug I'm gonna make it It's the creep off Sixteen-eighth!