The Creep Off - Episode 196: Never Promise Crazy a Baby

Episode Date: January 8, 2024

In today's episode we focus on the ladies behind the heroes of the gridiron and make our nominations for creepiest NFL wife/girlfriends: In our Cop Cam segment we meet a drunk banshee woman f...rom hell whose tires are missing: In the Scum Parade, we meet a jealous baby thrower, a clumsy Alabama Man and catch up with Gypsy Rose Blanchard!The score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 2, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Alabama Man Dives Naked Into Bass Pro Shops Fish Tank – Crime OnlineFlorida Man Beats Sexual Partner With Pink Dildo After She Calls Him a 'Limp Dick' - The MessengerMentally deranged first wife throws ex-husband’s baby into well (thehansindia.com)Convicted murderer Gypsy Rose Blanchard makes red carpet debut a week after prison release (nypost.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What a night, huh? Vinny? I'm not talking to you. What a fun time we had over at my house. Who? All of us. All the people who were watching along with us. I don't remember having any fun.
Starting point is 00:00:12 Enjoying the game. I don't recall fun. Really, at the end of the first half, you were having a lot of fun. Remember that? No. I do. It seems like a really long time ago right now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:24 Pretty upset about it, to be honest. Number two, see, how the hell did this happen? I don't fucking. No! I don't know! Shut up! I want to talk about creeps. I don't want to talk about football with you. Okay. All right. Well, we can talk a little bit about it. Let's just start the show. Let's go out.
Starting point is 00:00:42 Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. Warning. Listening to the creep-off might leave you triggered. This episode may contain murder, rape, laughing of murder and rape, ableism, Lenny Dykstra, serial keeters, smile talking, fat shaming, child abuse, drug abuse, drug abuse, victim blaming, and the state of Florida. A serial killer. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods, because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! Excelsior. True believer. It's a disgusting Disgusting thing Oh,
Starting point is 00:01:50 Oh, la Cripo, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast. the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps i'm your host my name is viny just a shout out to all the true believers excelsior true believers and joining me as always it's my co-host rat-faced bastard carl carl what is happening minnie paulito shout out to the carl's cussarooz cuza-ruz we love the cussarooz out there we appreciate the support thanks for tuning in to another fantastic episode of the creep-off i'm Feeling good today, Vinny.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Is that a new Detroit hat you got on? I got this hat when we were in Detroit. Nice. When I went to the ball game. Looking good, buddy. And this is just kind of my way to telling all those folks in Michigan, I'm with you today. Yeah, go lions. Cousin Vinny's with the Michigan folks.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Go lions. And the national championship game. The Wolverines is what I'm talking about. Wolverines tonight. Yes, sir. And you're going to do it a podcast during this? Yeah, absolutely. I'm going to get to the bottom of the whole Jeffrey Epstein flight logs.
Starting point is 00:02:56 I'd love to be there for that. I can't make it, but I'd love to. Dude, we're going to have fun tonight. I know. That's going to be a good one. Yeah, so you can check out Subred at Surfing, too. But right now, we got to talk creeps. Last night, we did a fun little thing on your channel where Carl and I watched the Bill's Dolphins came together.
Starting point is 00:03:12 It was fun. That's right. You're right about that. That was a fun thing that we did. The Creeper Bowl. And if you want to watch it, you will learn one amazing thing. There's one fact. I think anybody who watches this independently would take away.
Starting point is 00:03:24 What's that? Stuttering John is right. You are a fucking. dork. You're a fucking nerd. Because we have jingles for the different players on the team. Yes, because you sing stupid little songs when your player does good. Listen, I swear to you if Florotine was there, the two of us would have gotten up and walked out just to fucking show you a lesson. Oh, you're pulling a Patty Seacus right now.
Starting point is 00:03:43 If I had my friend with me, we would have made fun of you so much. You would have been like an idiot because we would have made fun of you. Yeah. Is that what would happen? Well, Carl, sing your song what you do when Josh Allen runs. Sing it for everybody. That's the jingles department who sings that. I was sitting next to you listening to you belt it out at the top of your awful ones. If you want to hear those songs, it is a member's only video now.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Yeah, I bet. Somebody get that in the hands of John. Member up. Oh, my God. Whose side are you on now? After all, watching that? Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:18 That's what I thought. Cardiff's. No, I'm on two keys. I'm on two keys side with all this. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. Shot fired, Cardiff.
Starting point is 00:04:26 He knows. He already. knows we've been over it so folks last week we did what was the category again last week carl i don't know yeah i forgot too what was it jess yeah jess what was the category last week oh hi uh what was it i don't know get out of here that just annoyed me she could go none of us know what it was last week oh god yeah it is the worst of 2023 oh that's right well that's right worst of 2020. That's what it was. All right. You're welcome. I remember it was the worst of 20. Very good, Jess. Look at Jess looking stylish and her blazer today. Got all dressed up for us. I know. I'm
Starting point is 00:05:07 complimenting. I'm complimenting you. Jess, come on. Work with me here. Looking great. Yeah. Learn to yes and a little. Thanks. I wore this today because I'm a professional. Yes, you are. You're a professional show. I've had a week. Okay. Oh, no. It's the week's just starting. What do you mean you've had a week? Oh, dude. No, no. Let me tell you what happened to Jess. What happened to Jess? Am I allowed to say, Jess? Don't say the name of the company. I don't know the name of the company.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Jess got a new job scamming old people at Walmart. Oh, cool. And she's working for these people. And she realizes that they're a bunch of like cons because they were fucking conning the employees. They were there like for their traded and they weren't paying them for training. Interesting. Yeah. So I think I think Jess, you got to stop like applying for jobs on Craigslist.
Starting point is 00:05:54 You got to get out to like. Some of the real websites. Is this a good paying job? Why are you doing this? Because, okay, I need health benefits. All right. My creep for today is our results girl, Jessica. No.
Starting point is 00:06:10 I need health benefits. And they were like, oh, yeah, you don't get health benefits until they're a manager. And I could take months. And I'm like, what the fuck? So I quit that job today. Oh, you quit. Okay, good. Well, congratulations.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Oh, I'm not there. I'm no. No. Whoa, Jesus. Settle down today. You're fired out. It's fired up. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:06:29 It's been a... What did you think of that Bill's game last night, Jess? Shut the... Jess, don't answer him. I have... I didn't watch it. Go birds. When did they play?
Starting point is 00:06:37 I don't know. Who won last week's episode? That's what I want to know. Who brought the biggest... I'd rather talk about this. I brought no pants, Paul. A guy who should be a hall of fame because he is one of the inspirations for this show.
Starting point is 00:06:51 And I'm hoping that the listeners did the right thing here. Well, I mean, I brought in Jesse McFadden. a convicted child molester and rapist who then killed seven people. I heard it. I was there. I heard your presentation. So what do we got, Jess? All right.
Starting point is 00:07:09 It was very close. Got it. 52% of the vote. The winner was Carl. Yeah, baby. Oh, my, man. Fucker. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:07:23 I don't feel good about this. This is awesome. I'm up three to one now. If you're just joining the program, Vinny and I, we present the creepiest person in a certain category. Then you find folks go and vote on the creepoff.com. And the first person to get to five forces the other one to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:49 I am not happy with that. but the game will continue today with the creepiest NFL, what are we doing, girlfriends and wives? Yes, right. Players, girlfriends, or wives? Yeah. Creepest one of those. Hey, Jess. Is one of them, Tom Brady's son?
Starting point is 00:08:05 Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, it can't be. We don't mess with people's kids around here. That's a rule. Yeah, we don't do that. Jess, I had mentioned last time you liked talking about your personal life. We were learning more and more about you. Did we get any questions for you in our sub-right?
Starting point is 00:08:20 I actually haven't pulled up here, Carl. I have some pulled up. Good, I want to learn about our results girl, Jess. Okay, let's start here. This one came from Farmer Boy 666. He says, so, Jess, how big your shoes? Ask it for a pervert. How big of your shoes, Jess?
Starting point is 00:08:36 Honest answer? Yeah. Why would you lie about that? Yeah, who cares? I don't feel comfort. Oh, no. Nine. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Okay. That's fine. There you go. Nothing wrong with that, Jess. You're a tall girl. that. It's just asking for a pervert thing. I'm like, uh, that's the part of the three off
Starting point is 00:08:57 a little bit. Yeah. All right. Maybe we got a better one for you. Let's see. I'm a fan of Chad says, hi, Jess. Do you prepare? Oh, yeah, good question. For what? All right, we'll move on. Move on. Monkey pox me. Here's a good one, Jess.
Starting point is 00:09:14 This is a fun one. This is a fun hypothetical. Jess, fuck Barry Kill. Carl, Vinny, or Tony from Hack the Movies. Oh, that is. Good, yes. Yep. I don't want to answer this one. It's hypothetical.
Starting point is 00:09:27 It's okay. Yeah, it's all right. Nobody's to be offended. We're not going to actually make you marry someone. It's okay. Yeah, nobody's to be offended. We might make you kill Tony, though. What?
Starting point is 00:09:37 Nothing. Just go with your guy. Give me a second. Yeah, yeah. Give us some thought. I don't want you to get this wrong. I got to make sure we get it right here. What if I volunteered to kill myself?
Starting point is 00:09:50 No, no. Oh, no, no, no, okay. How this works. Because you guys are going to be upset with my answer. No, no, no. No one's going to be upset. All right. F. Tony, because.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Yeah. The sexual chemistry is what's that. Yep. That's not coming. Yeah. No, what? All right. So we're effing to.
Starting point is 00:10:14 No. Yep. Well, you said it. You're effed Tony. Now, who are you going to murder and who are you going to marry it? Carl or I. my life. Which one of us would you wish to see dad? This is an easy one. Which one? This is an easy one. I agree. Which one of us do you want to see debt? Which one of us do you want to spend the
Starting point is 00:10:31 rest of your life with? That's an easy question. Here's my reason thing for this. Mary Vinny, because he pays me when I edit. Wow. All right. Well, no Florida house for you that just. I mean, there's some perks, but okay I don't care I don't care I'm not offended I'm offended she's only in it for the money and I get asked this question wow
Starting point is 00:11:00 like she's having a rough week Vinny all right he's making you answer that question that you're marrying him all right last one from Talbot 10021 hey Jess how are your swinger parents post pictures of them please
Starting point is 00:11:16 no nudes yeah yeah you can always like censor out the nudity if you want Hey, listen, do we think we could get your parents to do a bonus episode where we interview them? No. Yeah. No, they will be like, Jess, what did you tell them? And I'll say nothing because they're making it bullshit. No.
Starting point is 00:11:32 My parents are great. They're doing great. They're helping me out through this difficult time of finding out that my job was a scam. And they're not swingers. And they're fantastic. Wait, wait, why would you say they're not? Usually you don't have to say that most people aren't. But the fact that you say they're not les me to believe them, maybe they are.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Because why else would you bring that up? I believe thou protest too much. Yeah, me, thanks. Yes, swing her parents. Who even knows if they're your actual parents? Are either of them tall? What size are their feet? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:12:09 My dad is six foot six. Okay. Ask him who the real dad is. Yeah. I don't know. Let me ask you a question. basketball team did he play for he his college okay he he grew up in massachusetts he roots for any new england team so he's a patriots fan oh all right i don't want to talk to this
Starting point is 00:12:34 thanks for coming on today jess it's been nice jess thanks for bringing us good news let's get some more questions for jess in the subreddit this is insane this is insane we're learning a lot about our results girl jess it's good yeah keep the questions coming we need no more information Yeah, R-slash the creep off. I think we're really getting to the bottom of things. I've never seen someone struggle more with F. Mary Kelly. I think she thought she had to actually go through with that or something afterwards. Yeah, I can't get rope to do another commitment.
Starting point is 00:13:01 I'm sorry, Jess. You already got enough justice. Oh, my God. Do you have two of them around? Jesus Christ. The first one, she'll get scary, too. All right, kids. Let's do a contest.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Creepiest NFL girlfriend or wife, Carl, ring the bell. You get to go first. I won, so I go first, and I want to present to you. This woman's not just a girlfriend of an NFL player. She's also a celebrity. Part of the best-selling female vocalist group of all time. I'm talking, of course, about Lisa Lefey-Lopez from TLC. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:41 And I'll tell you what. Her boyfriend probably wishes she had a waterfall because he would have needed it when she decided to set fire to his mansion. Play my first clip out here, Vinny. I will. Why did it do that? Huh. Huh.
Starting point is 00:14:00 That's not cool. You see, guys, I set this up so perfectly. Got it, guys. There is. Check this out. Rapper Lisa Lefti Lopez was sentenced yesterday for burning down her boyfriend's million dollar mansion. But she in Atlanta Falcon football star Andre Reison still plan to marry.
Starting point is 00:14:17 That's right. Andre Reisen, playing for the Atlanta Falcons at the time, was dating Lisa Left Eye Lopez, very attractive young star. And apparently Andre Reisen, and I think this is true of a lot of NFL players. I know Tyree Kill is one of these guys. They don't want to just sleep with one girl. You know, they want to have multiple girlfriends, even when they're with someone. And so... It's going to be a trend today.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Yeah, yeah, I believe it. So my second clip here, we'll see how this went down. All right. One time when I got home, I went upstairs and the bed is all made and his car is in the driveway. I'm like, what the, what's going on? Where is he at? I went upstairs and he was in the room, in the guest room, but naked. And I just searched the room. I opened the closet door. There's a girl standing in a pink jacket with stockings on.
Starting point is 00:15:13 And I was in total shock. I just couldn't believe it. Man, there were so many problems in our relationship. So she didn't really care for his infidelity, I guess, is one of the issues they were having. The other issue they had, though, Benny, they both liked to go out and drink till the wee hours of the night. When alcohol gets involved. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So there was one time that they went to Kroger on 3.30 a.m. after a night of drinking.
Starting point is 00:15:43 And they got into a fight. he had to hit her she was being a little uppity and then he actually shot his gun at the Kroger store and he started it so that was a problem I mean back then the NFL was just like you could shoot at stores just don't hit any people and you're fine well let you stay in the league
Starting point is 00:16:03 man the 90s were great the 90s were a lot simpler time that's for sure but then there was this one night that they both went out separately and so she went out clubbing he went out clubbing He doesn't get home until 5 a.m. He gets home drunk. She's a little drunk from going out. And they get into an argument.
Starting point is 00:16:20 This is my third track here. Here we go. Then on the night of June 8th, 1994, Andre was reportedly out clubbing with his friends all night and returned home at approximately 5 a.m. in the morning of June 9th. Now, there have been some inaccurate reports about what actually led to the house fire. And some of the reports were claiming that Lisa found out that Andre had purchased himself a few people.
Starting point is 00:16:44 pair of sneakers and didn't buy her any, so she got pissed and burned the house down. Then she started a fire and fled the scene. He set the place on fire because he'd just come back with dozens of pairs of new sneakers, and he didn't think of picking her up a pair. So she took them all, threw him in the bathtub, and just torched it. Can you believe that was actually reported on TV that he bought sneakers and didn't buy her already? That's why she burned the house down?
Starting point is 00:17:10 Do you think that it wouldn't be reported now? Well, let's find out what actually happened Did you see that fire? Did you see the size of that house, too? It's not good. It's not, I'd be pretty pissed. Dude, it just brought me back to a memory I had this week. Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:17:25 I was at a comedy show, and I ran into this comic that I had seen since then. And he recalled, hey, do you remember the last time we saw each other? It was a show on the middle of nowhere. We had both finished up. We were standing out back. We were smoking. And we were looking at an apartment complex. And as we're standing there, pretty fucking stupe.
Starting point is 00:17:43 We noticed flame starting to creep up through the roof. Oh, no. The whole apartment building, by the time the headliner was done with the night, the place was like almost burnt to the ground. And we just stood there watching it. You didn't call the fire department or anything? No, because all the people that were running outside screaming and panicking and banging on the doors that I already called. What was I going to do?
Starting point is 00:18:02 You didn't want to run over and grab a baby that gets thrown out the window or something? Who wants me to touch their baby, Carl? I'm just saying, I mean, you'd be a soft thing to land on. Carl, I would have been in the way. I would have just been in the way. It would be a very soft thing to land on, I would imagine. All right, let's find out what actually happened. My next track here.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Burning down the house. Here we go. Andre then left the house, and Lisa went into a rage and set fire to his sneakers in the bathtub. Then went outside and used a vacuum cleaner pipe to bust the windows out of two of Andre's luxury cars. Oh, no. The flames quickly spread throughout the house, and the mansion was destroyed by the time Andre returned. authorities issued an arson warrant for Lisa and she turned herself in the next day
Starting point is 00:18:45 Lisa was charged with arson and criminal damage to property and was released on a $75,000 bail She's a problem I don't know what you found, that's a problem You got a woman who's going to burn your house down and smash up the windows in two of your luxury cars That's fucked up And she could make her own bail too
Starting point is 00:19:03 So that's a fucking bigger problem She's out immediately after that What is this channel you found this from black femininity? You like that? Yeah, I do. I'm a big fan of black feminine. I thought you'd like that one. Now, you might be saying to yourself, I was alive in 1994.
Starting point is 00:19:19 I don't remember this being a huge news story. Why is that? Well, it's the reason we say all the time, thank God for O.J. Simpson. Luckily for both of them, the media's attention was now shifted to the discovery of Nicole Brown Simpson's body and O.J. Simpson's infamous police chase. The incident was all. Also great promo for TLC's second album, Crazy Sexy Cool, although Lisa didn't get to record much content for the album due to her personal struggles. All four singles from Crazy Sexy Cool reached the top five,
Starting point is 00:19:53 and two of them went number one and won two Grammys for Best R&B Album and Best R&B Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals. All right, TLC's taken off after this incident. By the way, they all filed Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Every member of TLC? Yep. They're all in debt by millions of dollars. Even chilly?
Starting point is 00:20:14 Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty bad. All right. Well, I have to give her Lisa some credit for this at least. Okay. She did lean into it. This is my next track here. While promoting crazy sexy cool,
Starting point is 00:20:27 as an apparent joker publicity stunt, left-owned company of Bruton Firefighters gear on the cover of Vod magazine. I don't know you can be the hottest group in the world, but if nobody knows who you are, not going to sell any record. TLC, Left Eye, Lisa Lopez, was heavily publicized because of that incident, because of the fire. Hold on a second. Is Tyree Kill dating Lisa Left Eye Lopez's daughter or something?
Starting point is 00:20:57 No, I don't believe so. You don't think that's what happened? No, I think that what happened was Tyreek's daughter is Lisa Lefti Lopez reincarnated. I see, okay. Because his house just burnt down this week because one of his kids was playing with a fucking lighter. Putting the sneakers in the bath tub, that old trick. Yeah. Couldn't fucking come down with that
Starting point is 00:21:16 ball. Can you believe, can you believe the publicist is just like, yeah, yeah, put out a fire helmet, that's funny. It is. And that's why she's not a creep because she has a sense of humor about shit. I like her. Well, let's take a look at my last track here.
Starting point is 00:21:32 This is why she is a creep. He said he had forgiven Lisa for the fire and planned on marrying her. She entered rehab for alcohol abuse and received five years probation and a $10,000 fine. While staying in the facility, Lisa was still desperate for his attention and started harming herself. I did this around seven years ago.
Starting point is 00:21:57 It said love first, and then I broke a hate on it. And as you can see, he can't even see love anymore. I carved love in my arm with the lady Bick. razor, one of those pink bics. The carved eye, love dray. I was the needs of some attention. Yeah. It was a little hurt, a little angry.
Starting point is 00:22:27 I was serving time in the diversion center. And I don't know, he wasn't really coming to visit. Like I would have wanted him to. and I was frustrated There's no telling where he was You know Where he had been And who he was dealing with
Starting point is 00:22:48 While I was serving time So she needed a lot of attention She's a self-cutter If that's not creepy behavior Oh my boyfriend's not paying attention to me I better carve love and hate Into my forearm That's obnoxious
Starting point is 00:23:04 But anyways with a great comment Please go chase in water I like JFK head chugs says the Beatles were relatively unknown until they committed felony arson. That's true. It's what got him on Ed Sullivan. Hey, we got a couple of super chats.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Real quick, though. We just finished up my presentation. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were done. No, I just want to say they were still pointing and getting married in 2001. Andre Rise and went on a radio show. Said, yep, we're getting married next year.
Starting point is 00:23:32 And they did not. They broke up. And the good news is for everybody is that Lisa Lopez died in the car accident in Honduras in 2002. She was driving a rented SUV very, very fast with people in it and got into an accident and died. So thank goodness, she won't be annoying anyone by burning their house down and then carving words into her arm anymore.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Vote for Carl. All right. So not only was she not a creep, she was just kind of cool. She was an artist. That's how artists are. Vote for Carl. Let's see. Cardiff Electric says vote Carl.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Fuck Vinnie Paulino. He means it. I'm with you, Cardiff. He means it. all right fast fat guy 6662 dollars i have a charzard for jess where do i send it i don't know if you're allowed to send charzards through the mail sir i don't know how that works send to the comedy club we'll make sure she gets it to send it to comedy at the carlson i'll forward it along for her uh don became a youtube member i'm guessing of the w at p channel thank you don
Starting point is 00:24:28 appreciate it all right now carl is it my turn it is your turn buddy all right what do we got my creep today in the summer of 2009 uh the time we're going to be talking about was a 20-year-old Iranian immigrant and by all accounts a way too annoyingly bubbly Dave and Buster's waitress. Her name is Shahil Jenny Kazemi. Now, she moved to Nashville from Florida with her cuck boyfriend Keith, a guy by the name of Keith Norfleet. She's working at the Dave and Busters at the Opry Mills in December of 2008 when her dream man came and sat in her section. Mr. Steve McNair, ladies and gentlemen, 35-year-old former first-round pick and NFL co-MVP who had just retired that spring. McNair, by all appearances, ladies and
Starting point is 00:25:22 gentlemen, was a happily married father of two. Well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So is that even an active NFL player? I don't know if this counts. It just counts. I don't know if this counts. Keep going. I think you're probably just qualified. Go fuck yourself. All right. So all appearance is the guy's married father of two. He also happens to have a pretty cool fuck pad in downtown Nashville. Nice. Steve McNair ruled. We'll explain this. This is what makes her a creep because Steve McNair is a cool guy. McNair was married to his wife for more than 10 years. Her name is Michelle. He didn't keep his relationship with Kazemi particularly secret. They went on vacations together to Las Vegas, Florida, lots of other places. He met her family and told her friends
Starting point is 00:26:06 that she had been to Mississippi to meet members of his family. Now, she told her friends and family that her new boyfriend was going to get a divorce and marry her and that they were going to have a family together. And there's one thing that I learned a long time ago, one simple rule. Never promise crazy a baby. Correct. Never promise crazy a baby. Now, according to the documents after the investigation, she had some money problems.
Starting point is 00:26:35 She didn't really have an education. Like I said, she moved to Nashville with her dumb boyfriend who she dumped when she met Steve McNair and she put him in the friend zone. And we're going to talk about what a pathetic piece of shit this guy is. But she works at David Buster. She probably makes a lot of money there. I'm going to go. I'm going to lean into no, she doesn't. Oh.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Now, for her 20th birthday in May of 2009, Carl. Yep. Let me tell you what a great guy Steve McNair is. He co-signed for her to get a black Cadillac escalade. But she wanted to make the. the payments herself, Carl, because she wanted independence. She doesn't need an escalade. You don't say the Dave and Buster's waitress doesn't need an escalade.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Well, it turns out. Hyundai makes some pretty nice SUVs. You can get a Kia maybe. Well, she had a Kia and she gave it to a friend and said, hey, listen, would you do me a favor? I'm getting my new escalate from my boyfriend, Steve. And I'm going to give you my card. You just need to make the payments. Is that how Iranians talk?
Starting point is 00:27:31 Well, she was a very bubbly, like Americanized Iranian. Okay, okay. So, is there a photo of her I'm going to see at some point? I'll show you a picture of her. Yeah, yeah, I want to see what this girl will see. Oh, dude, she's gorgeous. Oh, okay. Oh, man, why didn't I pull that up?
Starting point is 00:27:45 I don't know. I had one. I think that would be an important part of the presentation here. It's coming. It's coming. All right. Well, maybe she's not. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Oh, boy. Okay, let's see. Well, you know, I'm going to go mugshot on this one. Okay. Just for the funsies of it. Okay. Mug shots usually aren't the best. but okay yeah she's cute okay she's cute I think her nose just hit me in the eye
Starting point is 00:28:13 all right so she's hanging out with Steve a lot obviously uh-huh and I just closed my notes like an idiot oh no I'm sorry this is my fault no it's mine it's completely mine well just do it from memory I'm sure that you put a lot of time and I did so uh Kazemi everything's good yeah she's got her escalate but she's making the payments and her friend is paying for the key Yeah. This is around the time she sees a woman leaving Steve's condo downtown in Nashville. Okay. And she gets very upset. She confided with her ex-boyfriend, in fact, that I can't believe Steve would be seeing another woman. And she confronted Steve. And he said, listen, I'm married.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Yeah. I'm married. You're like, you come here and you hang out and we have a good time. We do this stuff. We talk about this. Everything with you and me is cool. But every now and again, you know, I fuck this one girl. It's just her. Don't worry about it. Oh, okay. It was just a one.
Starting point is 00:29:08 That's fine. Well, this one girl, by the way, way, way fucking cooler than Jenny here. Yeah. Leah Ignagani is always cooler. Is her name. And he met her in May of 2009, and they started a dating relationship. At some point in June, she told investigators she noticed a woman in a black escalate following her after she left McNair's downtown condominium. and she said she saw the same vehicle on her street
Starting point is 00:29:36 or circling the block several times and then following weeks. Oh, boy. Yeah. So this is when things start to really go downhill because Jenny's roommate just told her that she's moving out and now Jenny has to pay all the rent by herself and she's trying to make an $800 car payment for this escalade that she wanted
Starting point is 00:29:56 and to top it off, her stupid 20-year-old friend from David Busters stopped making payments on the Kia and just handed her the key. back and said it's yours to deal with everything goes wrong at once and then on july first jenny found used condoms in the condo okay and jettie good for eric mcner it's smart yeah yeah don't fucking wrap it up dude yep so she's all upset about money so she is very upset what she sees these condoms so she calls this guy named adrian gilliam who she met at a hooters and i'm not fucking making that up she met him outside of a hooters okay and she
Starting point is 00:30:34 text this guy and says, hey, can I buy a gun? Okay. There is some indication, according to this guy after the investigation, that she had been doing her own surveillance, figured out about the condoms and these sort of things. This is all in her mind. So she meets up with Steve that night. It's not in her mind. This is all what's happening.
Starting point is 00:30:53 This is all she's thinking about is the money and stuff like that. She's freaking out. She meets up with Steve and her friend that night. And Steve says, hey, babe, you're going to drive us back to the condo. so they get into her escalated she starts driving quite erratically and they are telling her to slow the fuck down she gets pulled over gets a fucking DUI oh she was drunk on the ride home they're trying to fucking have a night the 20 year old gets a fucking DUI she's not supposed to be drinking she's 20 yeah so guess what happens the cops are like oh steve fucking McNair you're the hero of
Starting point is 00:31:26 Nashville have a great night sir we'll just take her to jail and he's like all right cool and he fucking left her. So now she's got, I have been ultimately betrayed by this man in her fucking head. He arranges bail for her. She gets out of jail. She ends up meeting up with her with her the next morning. But by 4 a.m. that night, he's already at Leah's apartment. He's already hanging out with the new girl. Nice. So ladies and gentlemen, this takes us to my final day of this. And I'm going to explain to you what makes this woman the ultimate creepo here. The next morning, July 3rd, she starts sending texts to Steve. Baby, I might have a breakdown.
Starting point is 00:32:08 I'm so stressed. And he's like, everything's going to be okay. Don't worry about it. Baby, I might need to go to the hospital, baby. What's wrong with me? I can hardly breathe it. He's like, where are you at? I just want this pain in my chest to go away?
Starting point is 00:32:18 She said. He goes, you want me to come see about you? Do you want me to help you? I'm with my kids, basically, is what he's saying. But if you need medical attention, we'll get you attention. And she goes, if I don't go away, I'm going to the hospital. He says, well, let me know. I'm here.
Starting point is 00:32:30 If you need me. She doesn't respond until later that day. But the next person she texted after all of these panic texts about her mental state and how she's having chest pains, the next person she texts is the gun guy from Hooters. Right. And has her, him meet her at her job that day at the fucking Dave and Busters in the parking lot where she bought a gun from him for $100. I was going to say if she's having money problems, don't go buy a gun. But if it's only $100, sure.
Starting point is 00:33:00 This guy says he drove her around the parking lot, gave her some pointers on how to use the fucking thing. And then she went to work. That's a class act. Well, she went to work, but she starts texting McNair again around 3 o'clock. Okay? She says to him, this is all about her bills. Baby, I want to pay some of my bills before I go to work. All the bills and everything else is stressing me out.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Baby, what are you doing? Did you go to the hospital? Are you going to work? And he goes, well, I'm at the same. the pool with the kids. I'm going to get my guy to transfer the money for you. Oh, nice. So he's giving her money. Nice. Thanks. Good thinking there. He's giving her money. And she goes, do you have my account number? And he goes, yes, darling. I do. And she says, baby, I have to be with you tonight. I don't care where. Tell me where you're going to be. Come be with me. He did not respond to either of these texts.
Starting point is 00:33:50 Okay. So now she starts texting the ex-boyfriend that she moved up with all about her money problems, all about how terrible this relationship is and so this guy decides to white knight it around 8.34 p.m., he starts texting her. I've been thinking about your problems. I'd like to offer you to come and live with me. You could come move in with me. You don't have to pay for that apartment.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Also, I just took out a credit card. I have a $5,000 limit. I will pay your bills for you. This guy is such a cut. So she's cucking this guy out completely. Fucking McNair's putting money in her account. He's depositing cash. She's got a guy who's going to give her the money that she needs. But yet, that night at the Dave and Busters, her manager says she was acting really
Starting point is 00:34:37 crazy. This is why she's a creep. She's going around talking to all the customers. Hey, you know Steve McNair? I'm fucking him and I'm having money problems. And she starts pouring all of the shit out onto customers in the Dave and Busters. Can you think of anything less fun when you're trying to play fucking air hockey than this bitch complaining to you? All right, get to the fucking point, Vinny. Where are we going with this? There's a gun. She's upset.
Starting point is 00:35:03 Then what happened? She annoyed everybody at work. She meets him at home and she shoots him twice and a head two times in the chest that she shot herself in the head and they found him the next day. Turns out he had only deposited $2,000 into her account. Oh, that wasn't enough? Apparently not to survive. So she went and murdered him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Even though he was giving her the money. even though she had another cuck who was giving her the money there was no reason for this this is completely fucking crazy and a creep thing to do this is a temper tantrum that ended up being fatal and this guy was still married to his wife
Starting point is 00:35:39 and by the way Leah was the cool one that she got arrested for drugs like the next month so Leah was way cooler so she shot herself in the head yeah did she die? Oh yeah what's that bug shot from then all the DUI maybe yeah probably that's what I'm guessing
Starting point is 00:35:56 And I mean, God damn, she, if that's a DUI mugshot, she looks better than half the people we watch in the cop cam videos. Well, and we're going to see one today. That's a little tease for you. We got a very fun one today. But people, please go to the creepop.com, vote for you thought brought the bigger girlfriend or wife of an NFL player. Yeah. Creep. One burnt down a house, the other one shot a guy in the head twice.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Your pick. Well, also smashed down some windows and just burned down the house. Cars. I forgot you got the cars involved. Damn it, the cars. Yep. And she caught the mistress. in the closet. Always got to look in the closet.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Yeah, that's true. I got a stalker, though. My girl was stalking the ex's girlfriend. That is annoying. That's really a problem. She's not hot enough for that. I hate it when my girlfriends do that. All right. Vinnie, you ready to watch some cop cam footage? We're doing cop cams, baby? Yes, I got a fun one today. Oh, good. William Bogart sent this one in. Okay. It was actually on the public freakout subreddit. All right. Give me one second. I'm going to load this. Okay. Let me just explain what's going on here. This woman is driving
Starting point is 00:36:56 in downtown Sarasota and she's driving her truck without any tires on the front. She's driving on the rims of this vehicle. Now, she does not realize that and she's very
Starting point is 00:37:12 confused of why she's even getting pulled over. She does not go along with the police here at all. She has a lot of questions. She doesn't want to cooperate in any single way. The police are going, ma'am, you don't have any tires on your cars. He goes, this I do. He goes, no, get out here and look for your son. She's like, I'm not getting out. No, ma'am. Let's watch it. Let's watch it. Take a look, ma'am. Are you ready for the first one?
Starting point is 00:37:34 Yes. All right, here we go. One, yes, you can't step out. I'm going to need to do some exercise to you to see if you're okay to drive. Give me a favor of set out for me. You're going to backtrack that shit. All right. Because where do you think that I do something for? Well, you don't have a tire. You're running in a ring for two, three blocks. There's a tire. No, no, no, no. There's a tire over there? All right, you can't step on. Show me where's the tire at. There's a fucking tire, right?
Starting point is 00:38:02 There is a rim. There is no tire in the room. Oh, my shit. You want to step out and see it? Let me record me. All right. All right. So it's always important to record the cops because that's the most important thing to do is to record them not to listen, not to follow the orders that they're giving you so everything could be resolved peacefully. Nope, just record.
Starting point is 00:38:23 to do is grab your phone and jump in their face and be as obnoxious as you can. It's the only way to deal with police I've learned. And thank goodness that she's going to record this because it's not like every cop here has a camera running at all times. We got the footage. We don't need your footage on this
Starting point is 00:38:39 one. I really also enjoy the cadence of this drunk talk that she's doing. There's a tire right there. You need to backtrack. A tire? Off of there there. There's a tire. Of course there's a tire. There's a tire right there. All right.
Starting point is 00:38:54 So this goes on for about two minutes. She's arguing with the police officer. Finally, he gets her out of the car. This does not go well. Probably not for the pavement. I'll try a phantom. I appreciate that. But you're a fucking bullshit.
Starting point is 00:39:09 You're a bullshit. What am I being pulled over for? I'm going to do a test on you to see if you're able to drive. No. All right. So you're on nervous for D.O. Come on. Don't.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Don't. Don't. Hey, hey. Don't you touch me. Don't you touch me. Don't you touch me. Don't you touch me? No.
Starting point is 00:39:37 They're going to get the cuffs on. They're going to get the cubs on. Oh, man. That cop looks like it's her sister. Yeah, I know. Big girl on big girl cry. I'm telling you right now, man. All right.
Starting point is 00:39:58 What am I getting pulled over for? You're driving on the rims of your wheels. Listen, people, I want you to know something. Here's what happens when you refuse to do a breathalyzer or you refuse to do any testing. You automatically lose your license and you're under arrest. Yes. The second you say, I'm not doing that, you're under arrest. Right.
Starting point is 00:40:17 And she wouldn't get out of the car. She's not cooperating in any single way. Yeah. So now she's going to try to start. She's trying to get out of the cuffs, which we actually saw this recently on one of these. But that was a skinny girl that was doing that. This one, not going to have as much luck. On this one, from the way it looks, the cuffs are trying to get off of her.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Yes. They're hanging on for dear life. All right, here we go. My goal of me. Stop. Stop. You all bullshit. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:40:53 You. Fuck you. Okay. So you can tell her that she's getting very upset. She doesn't know how to behave in this situation. Carl, she should be in a band. She's got some pipes. I was thinking the same thing.
Starting point is 00:41:09 She could be a metal singer. Yeah. You were going to see, get ready. If you find that really annoying, you might want to skip through this part because boy, does she howl. And she's one of these people who thinks she knows her rights. You do not I like how you have this labeled
Starting point is 00:41:25 She's a child I'm trying to Let go on me I know my goddamn rights And you have no right You have no right You have no right You have no right
Starting point is 00:41:38 You have no right You have no right Search of Rupert Not God Stop screaming Let me go! Let me go!
Starting point is 00:41:59 All right. So she started screaming like a child. That one police officer was just like, oh my God, can you just stop? It's just obnoxious. Please just stop doing that. How many of these do you think they deal with per night? Oh, my, hopefully not more than one.
Starting point is 00:42:11 This is brutal. You know you're good for at least one a weekend. This one is brutal. So then she starts yelling. telling about how she's going to take them to court. That's always fun. When someone thinks that they're... Well, no, we're taking you to court.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Their rights are being infringed upon and they're going to own the police. They're going to rename the precinct after this woman, I think. Yeah, the fat bitch memorial precinct. Great. Here we go. I will own you. I'm a own fault of me. I won't.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Oh! Help! Can you hold her while I search her point? Help me! Stop screaming. You! You got damn bitch! You!
Starting point is 00:43:07 She's the one who wanted to film this. I don't think you're going to want to watch this one back. This is not going to be a good one. How she gets the second wind in each one of those. It starts off a little love. and then she just hits that note. It's pretty impressive. It really is.
Starting point is 00:43:20 Wow. Not since Stephen Tyler in 1975. Have I heard pipes like that? Very good stuff. All right. So now. Hold on a second. Peen Wienerstein says you don't have to submit to a field sobriety test.
Starting point is 00:43:32 You do have to do a test eventually either blood or more accurate breathalyzer at the station. Never do field sobriety test. Ask a lawyer. I've definitely heard different opinions on that. I've heard to go both ways. And it probably depends on the state. Well, it also depends on how are you going to do on the field sobriety test? I've done it before because I knew I would do fine.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Did you have to walk the line? Yeah. Yeah, I got caught in one of those, you know, what do you call it, where they just pull everyone over? Uh-huh. Why am I blanking on what that's called? A police checkpoint. Yeah, it's a checkpoint. Actually, I've had two of those.
Starting point is 00:44:10 But one of them, they just let me go. The other one, they had me get out of the car and do the field sobriety test. I just always look like this They're like, sir, fix your teeth I'm like honestly officer has nothing to do with drinking Here's what my teeth look like Carl pulled out his license That dropped it on the ground mischievously
Starting point is 00:44:28 And then bent over and said See anything you like boys And they said please leave Mr. Hamburger Yeah, that'll be enough sir We won't need anything else from you Come on guys, I'll suck you cocks Oh God speaking of sexual advances Listen to this next clip
Starting point is 00:44:44 Ooh. They're touching my breasts. They're touching my fagina. They're touching my breath. Do you know where you're tired? She's so disgusting. No one's trying to touch your vagina, ma'am. No one's interested in that.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Trust me. Oh, my God. What a reaction. You would think she'd be happy somebody copped to feel. Right. I know. It'd be the first time in a while. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:13 So, wow. She claims that she's done nothing wrong at this next car. Let's go, you, piece of shit. You record it. These motherforking are recording me for no reason. Let go me. They're recording it for no reason. Let's be putting out of a show, honey.
Starting point is 00:45:37 Let's get on a shit. Let go. Let go out of me! Let us go of me! Let's go of me! Let go and that woman. It's fine. You got her forward.
Starting point is 00:45:58 It's fine. Let go with me! I have done nothing wrong. All right. They're just trying to get her in the vehicle at this point. They're like, can you just get in the vehicle? She's screaming now. Let go of me.
Starting point is 00:46:09 They'll let go of you. She'll sit down to the fucking vehicle. Let me tell you what I would do with her. if I was one of these police hours. I would get three cops, at least, to get behind her. Then I would get that battering ram thing that used to break down doors of crack houses. I would put that thing right up in her fucking ass,
Starting point is 00:46:25 and I would just push her right into the fucking car. I would stuff her into it. All right, so the next track here, she does end up getting tackled to the ground. Perfect. And, boy, is this a flattering look for her. Yeah, wow, gravity. Are you recording us?
Starting point is 00:46:43 Are you recording us? No, I will not. Stop. Stop. Stop. Oh, how she goes. Stop. Look at her gut hanging out. Down goes fatty.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Down goes fatty. Look at that. You're making this. You're making this. You're making this. You're going to. You. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:08 She, later after this, after they get her back up again. She says that she's going to tell her friends that they're all pieces of shit. I'm like, you don't have friends. Not Terry. Don't tell Terry. I'm not buying that. I heard the officers tried to lure into the car after this because they couldn't stuff her in. I have audio of that.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Okay. Come on, Pete. Yep. All right, last clip I have on here. She seems to think that this is all the police officers' fault and not her own fault, which it obviously is. The cops stole my tire. There's a tire right there. All of my brusessor I knew, you piece of shit!
Starting point is 00:47:47 All of my brother! The suspect was charged with numerous crimes, including felony battery on a law enforcement officer. She was given a bond and pleaded not guilty. However, her bond was revoked when she tested positive for alcohol a month later. Oops. Her case is still open and is slated to go on trial in front of a jury. Oh, God, I'd love to be on that jury. I would love to be in the courtroom
Starting point is 00:48:13 watching these videos guilty I would just scream it at her well thank you very much William for sending that one oh good stuff William thank you so much Yay super chats All right You got a couple super chats coming in
Starting point is 00:48:31 James Gartner Five bucks creepiest NFL girl Fish in a Barrel And my mom likes the potato and that's creepy too Agreed What does that mean his mom likes the potato so she's a weirdo
Starting point is 00:48:45 that screaming is the perfect time frame nice helping of pepper spray oh fuck minnie polito yes okay john spittle i know the the restraint that these police officers have is really amazing i'd have that taser out so fast dude i'll give you something to scream about bitch he's right though the second she goes to inhale to scream again
Starting point is 00:49:04 that's what you blast out oh yeah that's a good call that'd be fun john spittle i don't like how mean he is to me but he makes a good point. Yep. Good point, pal, pal. Good point. All right, kids.
Starting point is 00:49:16 I guess that means it's time for some voicemails, and our voicemails, as always, are brought to you by the great city of Syracuse. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse, where our midgets may not be smart enough for Epstein Island, but they'll do things that will make Stephen Hawking disgusted. We call it the Black Hole special. See you in Syracuse.
Starting point is 00:49:40 Yikes. All right. We've got a long one here, but it's for a good cause, so we'll let it play. Vinny, I've been meaning to send you this call for a long time, and I'm going to apologize up front because it's probably going to go over 45 seconds. But I'm just watching the latest creep off, and it reminded me I wanted to do this a while ago. I am one of your Detroit area of fans, and I also happen to be a big Michigan fan. My father played at Michigan.
Starting point is 00:50:07 my grandfather played at Ohio State. That grandfather was also a big pen official. I'm very deep into college football. And Michigan in particular. But I've been going to that stadium ever since I was a little kid, and I've got to tell you something. Man, last few months of this year, I've been having a streak of, if it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
Starting point is 00:50:32 For that reason, I missed you guys when you were here in September. and I was incredibly vumbed out. But to hear how much you guys enjoyed your experience at Michigan Stadium, a place I have loved ever since I was a little kid, and I've had so many great memories at, I got to tell you, man, seriously, it warms my heart. So thank you so much for that. I really appreciate that. All right, man. He repeats a little bit. Go blue.
Starting point is 00:51:04 Go blue. Blue, we're excited for you. Bring that championship tonight. What I think of their four and a half point favorites. Yeah. And I'll tell you what I enjoyed. It wasn't necessarily the stadium that I enjoyed. I enjoyed all the tailgating right across the street with our buddy. That was a nice setup. That is such a cool place. And it was a wild Saturday, folks, a wild Saturday. It was fun. By the way, Howard Stern has COVID. This just in. How did that happen? How the fuck does that happen? Where did he go? Oh, he's going to divorce his wife. now he's just going to lose his mind all right uh podcast profit checking in podcast providence holy spirit speaking through me um calling bullshit on triple bypass paulino uh your creep was supposed to the creepies creep of 2023 now i understand that you know you're getting to the 2023 stuff but uh i feel like you're loading uh loading your hand with uh mentioned a bunch of shit he didn't do in 2023. Shouldn't we just be talking about what he did
Starting point is 00:52:07 in 20203? Yes. All the other shit didn't happen in 2023 because that's irrelevant regardless of his you know, you're just making him look like a bad character. He is! He's whipping his dick out on children in the middle of Wegmans!
Starting point is 00:52:20 In the middle of the supermarket, he's driving kids away for his parents and whipping his dick out at them. The reason I won. Thank you very much, sir. Good call. It's a good call. All right. I'm going to respond to this, though. Hold on. someone says viny looks like magnum p i in that detroit hat and then someone followed that up
Starting point is 00:52:40 with i think you meant magnum p i g i like it and that was pretty good so i'll allow it good call funny joke uh thanks for the five bucks john spittle damn it vp you're not supposed to be nice okay i'm a fan now fuck vince the lawyer all right john spittle don't be a fan of vny though I'm really a terrible, awful, mean-spirited person at heart. Carl, I think it's time for scum parade, buddy boy. Let's go. Let's do it. Scum parade.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Take me on a raid of these fuck-sharets that these creeps have made. Scum parade, Vinny and Carl, going to tell you about some fuck shit. Scum parade, like stories of a kid. fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat's gun parade Let's head on back down to one of my favorite places
Starting point is 00:53:43 Alabama car This story has made the rounds All over the place this week But I have some fun stuff for it An Alabama man was arrested Thursday night After he wrecked his vehicle Into a pole in the Bass Pro Shop parking lot He then stripped naked, ran into the store, and did a cannonball into a large fish tank inside of the store.
Starting point is 00:54:08 I want to be just like Alabama man. Now, have you ever been to a bash brashire? I am not. This is not in my wheelhouse. Well, here is a picture of the man. This is a real photo of him in the pool. Just hang it out, live in life. His name is George Owens.
Starting point is 00:54:25 He's 42 years old. He was charged with public lewdness, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, assault on a police officer. who counts, a first degree criminal mischief and reckless endangerment. He thought it was Casabonita. He thought he was going to go there and cliff dive. Dude, he thought he, this guy was living it up and he was taunting the cops. He was like the greased up deaf guy for family guys. You never go catch me!
Starting point is 00:54:47 And he's jumping in and out of this thing. And this is him taunting the cops. He's in this thing go, come on in and get me. And then right after this, folks, this is where things took a turd for the worse. He fell out of the tank. onto his fucking head onto the concrete and
Starting point is 00:55:05 it really has a fun video it's a concrete floor and he remained motionless until officers handcuffed him at that point he began struggling and he was in the water for about five minutes before the police arrived the incident happened just before the store's closing time
Starting point is 00:55:22 and Owens was taken to the hospital for a mental evaluation and then they're like no he's just an asshole and they took him to the county jail But that picture right there I'm going Oh, realize he and I fucked up It's so great
Starting point is 00:55:34 They're like Is this guy mentally ill? No, he's just Southern Oh, okay Yeah, he thought this was Got it It's his birthday, you know Sure
Starting point is 00:55:41 Carl There's only one place We should go right now When we do a scum parade I think you know where it is I do I do I do
Starting point is 00:55:59 Don't shit together. This is a lot. This is a lot. A 38-year-old Florida man was arrested for battery after attacking his girlfriend with a pink dildo because she called him a, quote, limp dick. Well, those are fighting. Agreed. I don't know what you think is going to happen. Steve Norton and his girlfriend were arguing about the relationship less than two hours after
Starting point is 00:56:37 ringing in the new year when Nurdon escalated the fight physically, according to the Pinellas County, Florida police. His girlfriend told him that he had, quote, a limp dick and needed Viagra. Which upset him, obviously. You would be mad too, right? Of course. You would be like, I know, but come on. That's why I bought you this thing. See? That's why we have this thing. Norton allegedly became upset and removed a pink dildo from the bedroom closet and did this great move where he shoved it down her mouth and throat while holding the back of her head and tried to cover her mouth. Yeah. Say those fighting words with this thing in your mouth. Yeah. What was that? Oh, died? What was that? What about my limp dick?
Starting point is 00:57:18 Norden then allegedly began to punch the woman in the left eye and she tried to push him off. He later told investigators he could not recall attacking her with the sex toy, but claimed She punched me in the eye. Sometimes when you're just having a lot of fun in the moment, it's almost like an out-of-body experience. You just forget even doing it. Yeah, I'm just to go ahead and say this right now. I know whose fault this is.
Starting point is 00:57:41 A victim blame. Oh, I'm sorry, but you brought this on yourself. A victim blame. Oh, I'm sorry, but Rusty's that you sort of deserve it. yeah don't say that to your boyfriend don't say that to anybody's a limp dick he's going to take a lot of offense to that he's being charged with domestic battery he's got a bond set for $2,500 and he's been barred from contacting the woman so he also previously served a 13 year prison sentence for armed robbery aggravated assault and felonious possession of firearms well that's the last
Starting point is 00:58:19 guy you want to call a limp dick that i would say absolutely bad move so carl we need to go to India. And I'm going to use this little trick I have now, and I hope this works. We're going to this place. Tirovanantapuram, a mentally deranged woman in the state capital city's suburb Kadaadaadaada, through her ex-husband's 18-month-old boy
Starting point is 00:58:39 into a well on Thursday. Hit the music. It's a baby thrower, kids. So I've got to say, I feel like we read stories like this often, where they're throwing babies into wells in India. Should they put a sign on these wells, no babies? Would that help?
Starting point is 00:59:03 I don't know if it'll hurt. Right? I don't think it would hurt. They need to do something. I was thinking about this yesterday when we were watching the game. You could obviously watch the live stream back on the Who Are These podcast channel. But we kept seeing these commercials for the Olympics. If there are so many people around the world who are dead set on throwing babies, can we turn this into something? Can we just set this up as an event, put it? some pillows down or something and make this a little less dangerous if you have to throw a baby. Vinnie, I have bad news for you. That audio you just played was not going through the board. No one heard it. Oh, nobody heard. Nobody heard it. Oh, boy. Vote for car, everybody.
Starting point is 00:59:41 You know what? You finally got the thing to work and you didn't have it lined up with our stream here. All right. Thero van Faporum, a mentally deranged woman to the state capital city's katakata threw her ex-husband's 18-month-old boy into a well on Thursday, killing the baby instantly. Yes, that's the story that we were listening to when no one could hear it. Yeah, this woman began suffering a mental illness soon after the birth of her second child, following her mental sickness, her husband divorced her and married her sister. Oh, that's a dick move.
Starting point is 01:00:13 It is a dick move. Well, it was the same in-laws, so it's a bad move. Thank God they don't celebrate Christmas, because it would be weird for that family, I think. Right. Now, it was her sister's 18-month-old boy child that she threw into the well. So she went and grabbed the husband's new kid from the sister and threw the baby into a well, killing it instantly. The fire department came to the rescue quickly. However, by the time the baby was a tree for the well, he had died. And this woman, her name is Manju, has been taken into custody. Yeah. Don't throw babies into wells, I guess is the point we were trying to make there.
Starting point is 01:00:51 Put down pillows, cushions, something, you know. I don't know what to say. Carl, do you want to talk about one of your soon-to-be most infamous creeps that we've covered on this show? I do, yes. Gypsy Rose Blanchard, ladies and gentlemen, if you may remember her, let me see if I could find this for you. This is Gypsy Rose all dolled up. Yes. Now, she's out of prison.
Starting point is 01:01:17 Yeah. Now, let's remind everybody what she did. Okay, yes. Her mother, Dede, was, she's one of these children whose mother was making her sick, the Munchausen by proxy syndrome or whatever, and I was keeping her ill. And then she met some boyfriend, and she was getting a little bit better. She was finally a little happy. She wasn't being poisoned as much by her mother. Right.
Starting point is 01:01:38 And she starts fucking the boyfriend. And basically the boyfriend's like, we ought to just fucking kill your mom. Yeah, she's a problem. So they did. They murdered Didi. Yes. And the boyfriend did it. Stabbed her like 17 times or something like that.
Starting point is 01:01:49 Yeah, the boyfriend did it, and he's in prison. That's a horrible way to kill someone, I just want to say, stabbing people over and over again. No, it works. It's a good way to do it. It can be effective. I mean, technically, it's as good as any. I don't know about that. I feel like there's a lot of agony involved in that, but okay.
Starting point is 01:02:06 Yeah, I mean, you're just trying to get a job done. It's a good way. Okay. It's all I'm saying. All right, you know best. Damn right, I do. So she's been released from prison, and now she's a little. a celebrity. Yeah, how's she looking these days?
Starting point is 01:02:21 Well, would you like to see a picture of her outside of jail with her new husband? Yeah. Wow. Not TV ready. I'm going to go ahead and say that this new husband to hers Oh, boy. Looks like a cross between Brian McBride and I had a baby. This guy is nine feet tall and husky.
Starting point is 01:02:38 Yeah, it's grimace with clothes on. Basically, that is a big dude and she looks terrible. Now, she now has six million followers on Instagram and $7 million on TikTok. Wow. They're projecting her to become a millionaire within months saying she can earn up to $100,000
Starting point is 01:02:56 per Instagram post, all because they did a whole documentary and she went out there going, I'm all sad because, you know, I guess we killed my mom, but my mom was bad. So I'm kind of a hero. People are going to be tired of her quickly, I think. Yeah. You don't say. They're talking about, like, they're talking shit to her. And all she's doing, they were saying her husband's ugly.
Starting point is 01:03:19 and all that shit. So she's been making posts about what a sexual dynamo this guy is. So I wasn't original in my thoughts about their appearance. I didn't. I, okay, my bad. Blanche, she went on a rant on social media saying that her husband's name is Ryan. Ryan don't listen to the haters, she wrote on Instagram.
Starting point is 01:03:38 I love you and you love me. We don't owe anyone anything. Our family is who matters. If you get likes and good comments, great. If you get hate and whatever, because they don't matter. I love you. respond to the hay, you're feeding the trolls. What are you doing? Tell me if you think this helps. She wrote, besides, they jealous because you are rocking my world every night. Yeah, I said
Starting point is 01:04:00 it. The D is fire. Happy wife, happy life. I wish someone would write that about me. That's pretty cool. Nope. Nope. Hasn't happened yet, but maybe someday. She's been doing interviews with Good Morning America. Talking about her boyfriend's D on Good Morning America. Well, No, she's talking about how she didn't want to kill her mother, but she thought it was the only way out. Sure. Yeah. So I'm keeping eye on her. I think we can all agree on that.
Starting point is 01:04:28 Yeah. We don't have a lot of people like this that were just released out there, like murderers like this. Right. So this should be interesting. And I think it's kind of funny how they're whitewashing all of it. The boyfriend's just riding in jail and she's going to be a millionaire. And she's got a new guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:45 And she's got a new guy. This guy at jail has got to be like, see, I told you I had a good. plan. How long is he in prison for? Ever? That's too bad. It can work out for him. That's a bummer.
Starting point is 01:04:56 All right. Well, this has been a fun show today, Carl. This has been a fun show today. We drove just to the point of a nervous breakdown. Oh, she'll be fine. Yeah. We made our nominations for creepiest NFL wife or girlfriend. You could vote at the creepoff.com.
Starting point is 01:05:10 I should remind everybody that if you visit the creepoff.com, you could find the phone number for the voicemail. Feel free to leave us a voicemail there. Links to send us emails. and also links to our bonus content, our Patreon, our Supercast, and are backed by. Carl, we just did a bonus episode on Friday. What'd you think of it?
Starting point is 01:05:26 We did. We watched another episode of Thunder and Paradise. And basically what happened in this episode is they found in their costume department a bunch of Confederate uniforms and they went, let's write a story about this. Let's try to figure out of make a story out of this. And Hulk Hogan, Mr. American Made.
Starting point is 01:05:44 It's the dumbest one we've seen. It's so stupid. Picks up arms. for the Confederacy and tries to fight the U.S. Army with his buddy brew in drag. He does, yeah. So watch it.
Starting point is 01:05:54 I promise you you're going to be floored. It's so stupid. Also, if you are a member of our Patreon, today when I'm done with this episode, I will be posting the final tally so we could vote for who is going into the Hall of Fame. Nice. And some of the people we are going to be nominating,
Starting point is 01:06:10 I believe I could announce already, Uday Hussein is going to be on there. Okay. People want a proper Jimmy Saville episode. Okay. And apparently they want. want Maddox. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:06:19 Maddox is a good one too. Yeah. Maddox is really fucking lost his mind. I'm pretty sure Dick would jump out an episode with us for that. Yeah, I think that's probably true. So, all right, we'll see. We'll get the vote out there. Also, a quick announcement.
Starting point is 01:06:32 I will be on the Horthy's podcast channel today at 3.30, which is just over an hour from now with Andrew Brower, who wants to respond to Suttering John. I also am going to have Ian Hawke on the show. And Ian Hawk, I don't know a lot about Ian Hawke. We're going to learn together. But he's a guy that John has claimed he's called the police on. So we'll see what Ian's been up to to get the police called on it. Maybe he'll be calling it from jail.
Starting point is 01:06:58 I don't know. I don't know where that's going. So that'll be interesting. He's going to be at his lawyer's office because he's getting sued. Also, I want to thank our buddy, Alex, gangrenously. Yes. We're sending this in. Be Dolphins, we're up three in this division, lost to Tennessee, then won two games, lost
Starting point is 01:07:22 at Baltimore, and then here come the Buffalo Bills, the team that has run this division. The Buffalo Bills win the AMC East for the fourth consecutive year. Well done, Alex. Thank you for sending that in, buddy. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia. Go on now.
Starting point is 01:07:51 Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. Bitch the cream off. That ain't funny. Thank you. Thank you.

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