The Creep Off - Episode 197: Snitch Doctor

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

In today's episode Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest South African: Karl drops a hot track titled What’s his name? (Why did you make me pee in your car?) in our cop cam segment: In the Scum Parade, we meet a Belgian youtuber who loves poop pranks, a lying liar and her perfectly healthy daughter and a mall employee who loved kids way too muchThe score is currently Vinnie 2 - Karl 3, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: YouTuber Arrested for Throwing Bucket of Poo on Train Passengers (yahoo.com)Depraved Ohio mom Pamela Reed 'shaved her child's head to help ruse her 7-year-old daughter suffered from cancer' as she raised money online and posted heartbreaking photos of child's treatment | Daily Mail OnlineSuspect who stabbed 3 officers in Times Square on New Year's Eve pleads guilty to federal charges (yahoo.com)Seven Texas men 'filmed themselves gang-raping two toddlers in bathroom of Houston's Galleria Mall where ringleader worked', cops say | Daily Mail OnlineWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! Guess where you just got into Cool Guysone?

Disgusting. Disgusting thing. Oh, la Cripo's. And may I also add? Excelsior. True believers. Welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, buy creeps for you creeps.

I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And joining me, biggest asshole that I know in his stupid bills hoodie because they're still in the playoffs. It's Carl. Hey, what is happening? Vinnie Paulino, very sorry about the game Saturday night.

That did not go the way you wanted it to. I'm sorry about the game Saturday night. I'm sorry about the game that was the Sunday night. I'm sorry about the game that was the Sunday night before that. I'm sorry about the last three fucking games that have left the most sour fucking taste in my mouth for goddamn NFL football. It's basketball season, everybody. What about the Lions? The Lions picked up a nice victory last night, moving on.

The Lions! That was a fun game. I don't care about the Lions. I'm happy for everybody in Michigan, but I don't give a shit. We love Detroit. What are you talking about? Let's go Lions. I don't give a shit.

I hope they win the Super Bowl. though. I'm not Buffalo. Detroit Buffalo Super Bowl. Oh, we should. I'd have to go to that. Not that I like to go to Vegas, but I'd find a good excuse. Good. All right, everybody. Hope you're happy. Welcome to the show. It's Monday. It's a creep off. This is the show where Carl and I nominate creeps in a category and you decide who gets the points. Loser spins the wheel. The score is currently three to one.

Carl is in the lead. Hell yeah. I am very much behind. victory last round, too. You know what's amazing? I've been on a run lately. I'm killing it. You know what's amazing? The fact that I stay humble. If this was a foot race, it would be completely different.

I would be in the lead. Okay. And it'd be terrible. I'm club fucking foot in, you ass white. Jessica's here to tell us who won last week when we did creepiest NFL wife or girlfriend. That's right. Should we bring her in? Let's bring her in.

I got some great questions from listeners for her, too. Hi, Jess is feeling the football. Go birds. spirit today. All right. The season is over, everybody. You got a big game today. Yeah. The Cowboys lost. So that's a big, I don't know if I fall all that well. My mom told me, she's like, the Cowboys lost. I'm like, as an Eagles fan, the Cowboys losing is just as good as the Eagles winning. That's correct. Yes. All right. So, last week, the winner with 64% of the vote was Vinny.

I think I'm going to make a pass. I think I might need to demand a recount. I saw numbers don't lie and they spell a disaster for you. I saw things very differently. Shut the fuck up, ass wipe, and suck my cock. I saw things very differently when I was checking out the website. Well, you know what, Carl? Time to get in the pool.

Fuck you. That's okay. Congratulations, Vinnie. You did pick a good one. You know, I thought the TLC girl there, Lisa Lefti Lopez, would be a winner. But I did forget about Air McNair's ultimate demise. I feel so much better. I forgot what victory felt like.

It's been a while. The world's been beat me down so much lately. God damn, I got a smile now. All right. All right. Thanks, guys. Thank you, everybody. Good job.

about the voted uh just that now that we have you here last week we were apparently just asking you questions that listeners had yeah we want to learn more about your personal life yeah it turns out it's a runaway hit segment here people love it i got some more from listeners if you got a second this is on our reddit page getting to know our results girl jesska is a whole new segment i'm against my will i love it yeah you could uh you could go to a post called correspondence to jess January edition. And feel free to leave your comments. None of these, these aren't bad.

Oh, Jess, come on. Like Jojo Jones 10 wants to know, are you satisfied with how Rosie O'Donnell betrayed you in writing the bus with my sister? Thank you. Just answer the question, Jess. No.

Okay. She kept on that. Well, that's retarded. Gloomy Philosopher 30, would says hey jess if you could travel to an alternate universe and you discover an animal you've never seen before what would you name it it depends on what the animal would look like okay describe what it looks like and what its name is then i don't know why i just imagine a little like remember have you in star trek they have those little like those puff balls yep yep i remember

those but i don't know what to name it steve i always go with steve Not a first name, like the name of the species. Do you have no creativity over there, Jess? I thought they meant. Some classes or something. Some improv classes. Get you yes-a-ending a little bit. Well, gloomy philosopher.

I just need it's Steve. Gloomy philosopher followed up with a question. He says, and by the way, at the end of the day, how smelly do your feet get? Good question. We learned that they're nine and a halfs last week. Yep. Now we want to know odor. it's not that bad good answer when you take your shoes off does your dog run away from you or does your dog come to you uh it depends on if my mom's in the house your mom has sticky feet too weird so no no no no is that like a king in the swingers uh world my mom my dog absolutely adores my mother like so okay if like he'll just because she'll give him like scrap

of food and all that stuff so all right but if i'm home this segment's really a winner video i don't know what are you wanted me to answer this you got any of other questions over there no nope all we're learning a little bit slowly but surely we're learning more about jess our results girl we appreciate you jess oh stankfoot jess uh thank you for delivering the good news today yeah you're welcome i wasn't really pleased with that part of it but other than that we love having you on here today at just daydreaming everybody follow on social media get lost get lost did they say go birds in philadelphia i guess they must if she's saying that i can't tell what why eagles fly that was what they when i walked around philadelphia i never heard

anybody yelling go birds maybe they were but they were all overdosing on fentanyl or stuffing their faces with cheese steaks i couldn't make out a word people were giving me the bird but i don't think they were rooting for the eagles carl you picked the category today do you want to tell Tell everybody why you picked this category. Well, listen, there's two holidays today, okay? One of them is very important. And, of course, I'm referring to Super Chat Monday. People are already celebrating with us, and we appreciate that,

including Simon 343, saying, Happy Super Chat Monday, gentlemen. Happy Super Chat Monday to you, Simon 343. And Simon's an American, so he knows that's the more important of the two holidays. And Tyler, what? What? What is this now? I think he says F-the-Bills, Vinny Winnie, V-W-O for life.

Ham, ham, ham, hamburger world order, H-W-O. That's right. Hamburger World Order. I'm not involved with any of these world orders. It's a little played out. Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Super Chat World Order, SWO. Tyler, you're getting one of these. Excelsior.

True believers. That's it, baby. Thank you, Tyler. Appreciate that. So Carl, again, you're going to tell us why you picked this category? Well, the other holiday today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Remember how we freed South Africa from apartheid? So based on that, I thought we should find the creepiest South Africa today. Don't you think? Carl, you ignorant slut. I don't know what to say to you. That wasn't your real thought process, clearly. But I'm going with it. So it's creepy of South African today.

Creepiest South African is the category today. Dave Sarah coming in with five bucks. Yeah, thanks. NFL didn't want anyone watching the Casey game because it was rigged as fuck. The FBI killed. I'm okay. That is all. Well, you don't want to put that up?

I didn't want to put that up. I caught it. I'm just not going to put that up on. Really? Well, you think the FBI is not up to no good from time to time? Next, thanks for the 699 Canadian. It's been a while since I've watched the live stream. Happy Super Chat Monday and 2024, gents.

Thanks next. That's right. There's a holiday today. Well, not where that person lives, but there is a holiday today. So we should have more viewers than usual, or else maybe people are just watching us at work. And that's why they come here on Monday afternoons. They could be. Either way, we're glad you're here.

Sorry, we started an hour later than usual. The comedy club that we're in is under construction right now for some reason. They had to do this on a Monday. Well, we're open over the weekend. So Monday is a logical time to do construction and the comedy club. sure is what would you prefer they do it any other day but monday would be perfect for me it would work out really well for me personally all right carl all right let's play your fucking game let's play let's play it's see as south african ladies and gentlemen let's ring

the bell and get going all right vini won so he gets to go first presenting who he thinks is the creepiest person from south africa take it away vini paulina well folks i don't need to tell you who I think is the biggest creep from South Africa. I think it's Elon Musk. But since I did some research. So you're pro FBI and anti Elon Musk. That's interesting. I didn't say it was pro FBI.

I was just doing money in trouble with YouTube. Okay. Vote car, everybody. Hold on. I kind of like Elon sometimes. I just was going for the joke. That's not my creep. My creep today is Moses Sidhol.

That's his name. S-I-T-H-O-E. Yeah, I thought you, when you said that to you, I thought you had a typo. So the guy's name is not shithole No, it is He wasn't named after where he's from Okay, it's good to do that So listen, I'm not going to give you the whole backstory

I'll just tell you he had a terrible childhood And starting around 1987 That's when he began raping women Okay And even though he had a perfectly good 17 year old girlfriend at home He was run around town all over Johannesburg Raping Women

I feel like we need to say this Because a lot of people Listen to our show And we're influential women hate that. Don't do it. Yeah. It's not how you're supposed to, you know, start a relationship.

It's not a good way to start a relationship. No, for sure. So in February 1989, he raped a woman named Bayaswa Swakimisa. Sounds hot. And he threatened her with the machete. Now, his luck ran out one day because he's just walking through the street when this beautiful woman, Baishwa, sees him as she's standing outside of her job, having a smoke break. She's like, that's the

motherfucker who raped me. And you know, threaten me with the machete. I know him. Right. So she calls the police. Okay. And the police show up and you know what? They arrest them. And they also commit what I'm going to call the funniest bit of police incompetency I've ever heard of. All right. Now,

they arrest him, but they still need to take her statement because she just called and they showed up. So she needed a ride to the station and they were taking him to the station. They made them ride in the backseat of the police car together. They don't have more than one police car over there? Yeah.

Perpetrator and victim. In Johannesburg, they have more than one police car. Not for these two. That's a bad idea. Yeah. So as they're riding in the car, the cops are the front seat there in the back seat. During the trip, the police said Ciddle kept cursing at the victim and saying that he should have killed her.

Ciddle was sentenced to six years in prison. Well, I mean, listen, in his defense, based on what's happening now, that wouldn't have been a better move. Dude. Can you imagine you're sitting there going fucking. you, you tattletail the whole time. Now that she's a tattletale, yeah. Do you realize the amount of privacy that they give rape victims now compared to they never

make you ride in the backseat? This was what, the late 80s you said? This was 89, 1989. He gets six years. Now, while he's in jail, right, he meets a woman named Martha who is visiting another relative in prison. Okay. They begin writing letters to each other and eventually in 1993 when he's released

for good behavior, they were in love. And he moved in with Martha and her parents. Okay, so your creep isn't a creep at all. He got out of prison for good behavior. He met a girl, moved in with her parents. All right, can I go now? Just one more thing. Oh.

Just one more thing. Okay. Well, a couple things. Probably like 28 more things. In July 1994, Martha's five months pregnant. And he realized he learned a great lesson from that car ride before. And you know what that lesson was? What's that?

Don't leave them alive. The less it is, never leave them alive. But I thought that these two were in love and they were starting a young family. Well, no, no. He decided to go on a run, dude. And boy, for the next two years, did he. And I'm not going to get into all of it, but I'm going to tell you what his modus operandi were. Okay.

He would target unemployed black women in their 20s. Why would you find that? Who looked after their appearance. who looked after their appearance so like well put together unemployed black women interesting he offered everyone has a type he would offer them a desk job and after a train trip he would get them on a train and he would leave them on foot to one of his killing sites in the guatang area

claiming that it was a shortcut to his office once they were there he would tell them that he was hurt by a woman and he was going to rape and kill them unless they could beat him in a fight. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. So he would end up just beat the shit out of his women. Like they think they have a fight chance and he just beat him up.

If Andy Kaufman had lived just another decade or so, I'm sure he would have gotten here. This guy is a piece of fucking work, dude. I have never come across anybody like this. It's kind of funny. Yeah. I mean, it's terrible. Yeah, well, they would never win. He would beat them up pretty good.

And then he would rape them. He would tie them up. Mm-hmm. Then he would undress them. and raped them again. Okay. He'd strangle them. And the first victim that he did, he strangled with his own hands.

The rest of them were done with the ligature taken from the victims themselves, mostly their own panties, their belts, shoelaces, purse handles. The last victim was strangled with a garot made from her panties and a stick. These last victims were also raped and killed directly over other bodies that he had already murdered and left there. So he would just like, they would get up there, be like, this is a sharketeer. Your office is a bunch of dead women in here. He's like, yeah, this is my office.

These ones didn't work out, but I think you're going to be great. Yeah. This is my office, honey. Welcome. So that what he would do, right? He would, when their hands were bound to their necks, so that whenever they would start to struggle, he would set up with like a garot thing, when they would start to struggle, they would start strangling themselves.

Oh, like Chinese handcuffs. Yes. Yes. Yeah. And then he would masturbate while they'd. died. Jagging it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, spikin' it smack. Now, by that fall, four women have been found in an area called Cleveland, which is apparently

all outside of Johannesburg. Yeah. Also a shit hole. This Cleveland also a shit hole. Littered with dead women, actually. They found a fifth woman in Atridgeville and a sixth in Bacchusberg. One of them was sit holes in mistrust, a woman named Amanda Feet. Now check this out.

This is the fun part, Carl. Okay. he went he knew a man to thief because he was fucking around the side this guy was just sexed out yeah yeah yeah so he had an addiction like chrystalia meaning it's not his fault well he's an addict what are you going to do he went to the funeral and at the funeral he found out that the police had arrested a different guy a guy by the name of david selepi after he was recorded by an ATM machine's video withdrawing money using this woman's credit card because this dude didn't care about any of her shit he just like threw that stuff down when he took her so police seemed kind

of incompetent i'm noticing a trend here oh were they because guess what selepe was shot by the police well supposedly leading them to the site of where she was murdered okay and the cops closed the case smart so let me tell you something to see here yeah i have a quote from moses uh sit hole during this i giggle my motherfucking ass on he fucking had to be laughing so hard now Case close. Sure is guys. Great work. So Siddell's daughter was born on December 5th, 1994. A few months after the birth of the child, Martha threw him out because he was cheating on her all the time. Well, yeah, coming home with a bloody penis will definitely piss off your life. Yeah. Why are you always covered its women's scratches? Well, the best of them a duel

of the fates. Yeah. So Sittles, was born. Like I said, they're separated. So now he's homeless and he starts sleeping in train stations. From that point on, why didn't he just sleep in his office? It's haunted. Smell bad. It's haunted. And those ghosts really don't like him. So at that point, the murders just start happening, dude. Like, he's just going to town. And they were always not far from the railway. They happen to a place called Bucksburg, Altridgeville, and Cleveland. And the The press dubbed the murderer this whole thing, the ABC murders because of that. Now, let's talk about, do you have that, what an asshole drop?

Can you hit that for me? I do have that drop for you, buddy. What an asshole! So by October of 95, still not caught, still dropping bodies, and he was feeling very brave one day, Carl. So he called the Gauteng newspaper, The Star, saying that his name was Joseph McGuette, McGuena, and that he was the man that was highly wanted by the police. gave them a lengthy interview and which he claimed responsibility for almost all the murders, Siddell said that he hated women because he had been imprisoned after one falsely accused him of rape.

Stretching the truth a little bit there. You don't say. I think he's stretching it. Is this the lesson that we should have out here? Women never report it because it just creates more rapists. Jesus. No. Vinny.

That's the message that he's trying to cover our asses on this show. If you're saying shit like that's outrageous. I'm saying that's what he's trying to say, you son of a bitch. everybody wow outrageous to prove he was really the killer he finished the interview with clues about the locations of underscule's victims during that the police learned that all the identified victims went missing after being offered a job by a man they checked the phone numbers and that many had called before the disparages so that number belonged to moses his sister he was using his sister's cell phone okay to have all these women that he murdered tied neatly in a

bow to him. After realizing Siddell's history match details given in the interview from this Joseph McGuena, it was announced that Sittles wanted for the murders, and they released it to the press. Now, here's how they caught him. He calls his ex-brother-in-law, Martha's brother, right? And told him that he needed a gun to protect himself. Okay. Can you fucking imagine this phone call? You're cheating on my sister and you're calling me, you're in the news because you're raping and murdering people and you're asking me for a gun. Listen, there's never a time you can get more money for that gun. Dude.

Listen, buddy, I'll sell it to you, but it's going to cost you. Dude, this guy had to be a sweet talk. He's like, come on, man, I know you cheat. I cheat on your sister, but you damn well, no, I could have raped her and killed her and I didn't. That's true. So you owe me, pal. That's a good point. So he says, sure, why don't you come on order my job?

I'll give you a gun over there. So immediately the brother-in-law calls the police. They have an undercover cop at the police or at the job. He shows up. he get the cop gets figured out he figures out it's a cop he fingers him and the guy starts running away moses is running away the cop fires two warning shots sidel puts up a fight and pulls an axe out from under his jacket sweet it starts attacking the cop with a fucking axe okay now it's getting good yeah now it's getting shot in the stomach and in the leg and he goes to the hospital where he's

in critical condition for two days and ladies and gentlemen the sentence i'm about to read to you is the sentence which should really just put this over the top. I have never heard this before in my fucking life. After his recovery, he refused to make a statement until he was visited by a female police officer. Siddell then claimed to have committed over 10 murders and described several in detail while he masturbated. Well, the guy likes his work.

You got to give him that. Carl, he sat there jerking off recounting the murders of women that he strangled to death and watched kill themselves struggling. He was charged, formally charged with 38 murders. Are you kink shaming? Is that what you're doing right now? Yes. Yes. Very much, yes. Well, under man, he agrees to give a recorded interview to an inmate under the premise that it would be sold and part of the benefits would go to his daughter.

during this interview in jail he admits to 29 murders and said that he quote didn't know where the other nine came from here's my theory crappy police work we got any other loose heads we could throw on this guy i mean they shot the one fucking guy already right good point so according to siddle he got his main throw from watching his victim's eyes bulge out when they died at his trial he declared himself innocent of all charges of course and accused the police of forcing him to confess Now, this is a great defense because everybody knows that the police there are shitty, probably. Sure. And he's just like, they made me confess. I didn't do any of this stuff. This is all. They hear that 9,000 times a day. He's found guilty on all counts of murder, 40 counts of rape, six counts of robbery.

And he's sentenced to 2,410 years in prison with no possibility of parole for 930 years. And he is currently serving his sentence in the highest security block in all of South Africa. Those numbers are a little bit ridiculous. It reminds me of when Alex Jones was sued. And they're like, are you owe $18 trillion billion? It's like, okay, why not? 940 years. And then, and then if you're on good behavior, we'll think about maybe putting you on parole.

But you're going to have to fly right for 930 years, young man. That's so stupid. I also like how they said he's in the highest security block in all of South Africa. They call that the Mandela suite. All right. All right. That is my presentation today, Moses, Sidhole. Very good.

Let's tie this game up. Wouldn't it be great? Let's go into the next week going three to three. Let's do it. All right. Well, I'll tear down the fourth wall or reveal the fourth wall and tear down the curtain. One of those things, because I will tell you that when you do Google, biggest serial killer in South Africa, Vinny's guy shows up first. I found a more interesting story.

No, you didn't. For us today. My creep is none other than. Nino Mabatha. Now, Mabatha was a famous native doctor, which is a traditional healer. He was well known in and around the

Zwa-Quazulu-Natal province in South Africa. Here's where we go again. Carl and his fight against Big Pharma. Yep. Here we go. So, even though people had mysteriously vanished in the area, none of the community members suspected

him to be the culprit. He was one of the people they all went to for help. This Mabatha. He's a traditional healer. It's got all the remedies for everything. So on the 19th of August, 2017, a 33-year-old Mabatha walked into a police station with a bizarre

plea. He walked in with a school bag and asked for help. He said, I'm tired of eating human flesh. Please help me. None of the police officers believed him. They're like, oh, you rascal, you beat it now. You stop wasting our time, buddy. We know you're one of the good ones.

so one of the police officers thought he was insane and the other one was you know cracking some sick jokes and having some fun with it and one of the cops said I thought he was mentally unstable because he kept speaking out of turn but unfortunately for Nino this wasn't a game and he really did need help seeing that no one was taking him seriously though

he decided to pull out of his bag a fresh human hand and a leg a fork a knife and a spoon and he placed it on the officers desks. He goes, look it. You guys don't believe me that I'm eating humans? Look it. Here's a hand. Here's a leg. That got their attention. So the police started gathering around. Actually, at first they thought it was like maybe a doll hand or something like that. You know, those real mystic reborn dolls that I learned about recently.

Ew. So they still weren't sure. So then he reached into this bag again and pulled out a stinking handkerchief filled with tiny decomposing human pieces, slightly. dripping blood and place that on the table. And it was then that everyone went, oh, I think this guy's a psycho. We're going to probably arrest you now, sir. So these police officers are a little bit incompetent.

Is I guess the theme that we're getting here. So Mabatha volunteered to take them to his house. He lived in a one room house. Oh, no. The police later noted they could smell decomposing human remains from a distance. The horror scene they then witnessed was

beyond their imagination. This is a quote from one of the please officers. I followed the accused into the room where he retrieved a small dish. Inside, I saw something shaped like an ear and what appeared to be jaws. He then picked up another bucket that appeared to have intestines in it. In one of the pots, they also found eight different human ears, skulls, bones, and other body parts. And it was then that Nino told them he wasn't alone in this heinous crime. He named three more people, including... Oh, and he's a snitch.

Listen to this. That doesn't, that makes him a real thing. He named three more people, including a popular meat cell. So now who's the cannibal? Huh? Officer? The joke's on you. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Exactly. You can arrest me for being a cannibal? You're a cannibal. So police asked community members who had mysteriously lost their loved ones to come and identify them. But since the bodies were dismembered and mostly decomposed, no one could identify anyone except for one. It was the body of a young 25-year-old single mother who had left to visit her grandmother not far from where, Nina lived. According to her mother, the single mother did share her concerns about the journey a few weeks prior after hearing that people have been mysteriously vanishing near her grandmother's

house. Yeah. Should we check on grandma or do you think she's... So, nobody would want to eat her. According to the police report, well, no one knew that people were being eaten. They just knew people were disappearing. Sure. According to the police report, two guys were tired of being broke and they went to Nino to seek some traditional medicine to bring them luck and make them rich and so you know because he's a witch doctor or some shit dude if there was an actual doctor they could do that for you hey these guys are believing it this is the guy you got to get some money so nino told them all right yeah no problem uh you just need some fresh human blood from a woman and that will appease the ancestors so follow your wife around for a week or so

i get it with a little tray a little pad so a few days later These gentlemen came across that single mother, a 25-year-old single mother who was traveling to her grandmother's house. They abducted her and brought her to a secluded place where they raped, killed, and dismembered her body. The interesting part is I don't remember them, I don't remember them getting the instructions to rape. That's what I was going to say. Was that part of the plan here? They threw that in just for fun, I guess. When police found the body, it was missing his head, legs, and hands.

But they were able to identify her by the clothing. According to the police, her body. She always was tacky. According to the police, her body had been found buried beneath some heavy rocks, waiting for some maggots to start eating it and produce wealth for them. This is the quote. It was buried under big rocks, and we had to call a machine to remove the rocks. They admitted that they were waiting for the body parts to attract maggots. Apparently, maggots collect money.

So this traditional healer is just like, what you need now, thank you for the blood. Now what you got to do is you got to get some maggots on a decomposing body. That's very lucky That's better than a rabbit's foot around here Now this is the fun part Vinnie Surprisingly cannibalism is not a crime in South Africa Yep so not a creep vote Vinny So the accused were only charged

For first degree murder And possession of human remains Which I guess is against the law And Judge Olson said They were guilty of the most heinous crime Nino Mabatha was sentenced to Life in Prison Without Parole Or 980 years or bullshit

Your guy made up So that is My Creep Nino Mabatha The Cannibal Witch Doctor The guy who helped his community The guy who was always Not everyone

Not everyone in his community He also Realized what he did was wrong Showed contrition And turned himself in He did turn himself in Yeah My guy did confess

But he only did it to jerk off And look at a female police officer's eyes Well he did it Vote for Viti at the Creepoff Go to the creepoff.com. Hope where you thought brought the creepier South African this week. We'll keep this game going. We got a couple of super chats that came in, Vinny.

Yeah, let's hit those. Let's hit those. And then I have a fun segment for us. Red 4-7, 3, 5 bucks, just like the offspring. Carl likes to keep them separated. James Gartner, two bucks. Creeps are the best. Thanks for the degeneracy.

That's right, my man. No problem. This is what we do here. We bring it every Monday. all right carl does this mean we're going to do what i think we're going to do right now yeah we did a jingle for this we need a cop body cam jingle or something so if anybody wants to put something together for us we need a good name for the segment we need a jingle and a name so if you could do both of those things that'd be great jeff spangler once again sending in a fine

video for us to check out oh man and uh what we have today is a very intoxicated young lady who was driving a car and then stopped driving a car in order to get a nap in. So if you play my first clip here, this is the police officers coming up to her,

knocking on the door, trying to wake her up. You got it. She is out. If the seatbelt wasn't on, her head would hit the steering wheel. Is she wearing headphones? Oh, no.

got the stupid gauges. Hello, drunk. I think I told this story before, but this happened to me. Daryon Lake is this really shitty music venue, not far from us. And the problem with this is that there's only one way in and out. Right. And it's a pretty... It takes forever to get out of there.

If you've ever been to a concert there, it blows. It sucks. It sucks. It sucks. It sucks. I was going to tell you, my girlfriend and I at the time decided to just take a little nap in my car and wait for the traffic to clear out. And boy, do we get a nap in because we got awoken from the police at 4 a.m.

And there was not another person there. I was like, oh, they're like, sir, you got to go. I'm like, yep, sounds good. Bye. Oh. That worked out well. Okay. So this is not working.

And so now they're going to try to, they're opening up the door and they're going to try to physically wake her up. ma'am ma'am you hear me yeah she's breathing ma'am can you hear me so at this point they're getting the narcan ready

they don't know if she's OD or what's going on here because she is unconscious she's breathing but she is sitting in the driver's seat the car is running and she has passed the fuck out. So they start getting the Narcan ready and all of a sudden she comes too. Perfect. But she's pretty out of it, I would have to say.

Where are you? You have to say it? You have to say it with the Narcan? Hey, you got to talk to us. What's going on? Wake up. Please. Steve Laywood

I'm sorry Steve Laywood Is that your name? What? You should out of Lakewood? Yeah, we're in Lakewood. Lakewood. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lakewood, Steve Austin. Okay. Did she say Lakewood Steve Austin? What did she say? That's exactly what she said, yes, and then she starts talking about the rock and they're like, that has nothing to do with anything here.

Oh, she's cool. Let her go. Um, no. So, so, She's kind of out of it. She's not making a lot of sense. And so they do have to remove her from the car. Now, one thing that we've been watching on a lot of these cop cam videos that we've been picking out, people don't cooperate.

That's where the fun comes in. When people do not do what the police tell them to do, it seems to be where fireworks start flying. Here we go. Waiting for my boyfriend. Okay. I don't know my boyfriend. That's fine, so you gotta go out of the car. Why?

We'll explain that to you. All right. Go ahead. You're going to have to get out of the car. Why? Okay. So she gets into these loops, this woman, now that she's talking. Oh, no.

She gets into these loops where she just repeats the same thing over and over again. She's not cooperating, but she's being super annoying. So this is where this starts in my next track. Which street are you on? go ahead do you know what street you're on yeah what street are you on go ahead all right under your seatbelt go ahead under your seatbelt go ahead come on come on step out of the car go ahead i think she's more than just sleepy many like when i wake up first thing in the morning i'm a little out of it you know this is an alien in the human suit there's something really weird going on here

interesting that's a good theory right there i like that that i wish there was footage of Tommy from MSC as getting his DUI recently. Good. Good. Good. So they're trying to ask her if she knows where the fuck she is. And she's like, do you know? Do you know?

So this is the next thing that she gets stuck on. So she's able to be sassy. Yes. This is the next thing she gets stuck out here. Perfect. Why do you know when I know? Do you know? No.

No, ma'am. When you know. You were passed out. When... Okay, you were passed out. Do you know? Come on, step out of the vehicle. Oh, ma'am.

Do you know? Yes. Step out of the vehicle. Ma'am, can you tell me? Ma'am, can you tell me? I'm asking you to step out of the vehicle. You're going to be... Man, I'm telling you, can you tell me?

I'm asking you, can you tell me? That's a song. Yes. That really is song lyric. She's very repetitive. And it sounds like it's auto-tuned a little bit, too. A little bit. Yeah.

You know what? You and I pick. up on something similar there because so she finally finally pull her out of the car they stand her up they go do you want to do a field sobriety she's like yeah like all right they come over here and she goes no you don't want to do feel surprise she's like no so they cuff her right that of there which i think that was probably a good move not trying to do to feel surprise she can barely stand up so she gets put in the back of the car they hit her head on the top of the car which is always fun just wanted to point that out and then she's sitting back

right there she's just breathing weird because there's just a camera on her and there no one else is in the car just her okay she's breathing weird and then after five minutes goes by all of the sudden she just comes alive and she like gets her second wind and and all of the sudden she's like shut out of a cannon robin really yes all right i would like an attorney please what are you fucking talking about what are you talking about do you hear us talking yes okay what are you talking about let me what are you talking about what are you fucking talking about let me go I hear you she's figuring out this new loophole in the law book that if you could overhear the

conversation they have to let her go what were we just talking about all right you win on your way well I'm going to go ahead and just throw that one up there get ready to be no sister okay I'm just going to throw that out there so you'll notice here

that all of a sudden she's she's come alive oh the other thing too is like sometimes they believe fucking and sometimes they don't all of these videos do that I don't understand if that's like a software issue or something I don't know if it misses it yeah weird it's stupid

anyway okay so she's saying let me go what are you talking about let me go and she thinks the cops aren't sure about the arrest whatever she's overhearing she thinks she's hearing them saying I don't think we can arrest this woman I think we got to let her go so she thinks she's got some information here okay I can still hear her she wasn't sure about the arrest I can hear her

let me go Let me go. Let me go. Okay. Nope. So what's the secret word? Let me go, please? Very rude of you. Not on her planet.

Very rude of you. Just to bark out orders like that. So you notice it when, as soon as she gets a phrase in her head, she has to repeat it over and over again. And this continues. Can I please talk to you? Can I please talk? so can I please talk to you can I talk to you can I please talk to you so she really wants to talk

to this police officer but she also needs to know the police officer's name which is my next track yeah it's always a good way to start a conversation sure what is that bald guy's fucking name what is his name what is his name you're making an illegal arrest what is this name what is his name so it's weird that she keeps getting stuck in these loops i got to think she's blackout drunk at this point she's not going to remember any of this stuff no no way and she even says in a minute here she goes he's about to lose this fucking job i love these people who all think that they're going to go to court and have all these police officers fired for the way that they arrested that we've seen this time and time again it's always the women who think this too

guys like us we watch cops we know what the deal is like no no no the criminal always Or like when John was telling everybody here that I'm unprofessional and shitty and shouldn't have a job. How could you hire you someone like this? Well, he's a girl. That's why. I know. That's why I said it. I have, uh, so you've heard her get into these loops now.

She wants to talk. She wants to know what his name is. She says, let me go. Now the worst part comes up because this woman's been drinking and she's in the back of this car. Luckily, those are not nice leather seats. Yes. That is not fine Corinthian leather. Correct.

That looks to be hard plastic. Yes. For a reason. The back seat looks like it's made out of a guitar hard case. Yes, easy to clean. I have to piss, and I'm going to piss in your car. I'm going to piss outside of it. I have to piss.

I'm going to piss in your fucking car, because I have to piss. Okay, I'm going to pee here, and I have one dude that I have to piss. Why are you making me? this inside your car I think she has to go pee. I think it's funny that she actually pee. Well, she didn't. I was disappointed because they finally pull her out

and there's no wet spot. But Vinnie, you picked up on something. I picked up on something. I have made a brand new track. This is going to be a hit song. All of the kids will be singing. Dude, I'm so proud of you. Because I was going to say there are so many.

This could be a banging dance track right here. Let's do it. Ma'am, can you tell me? Ma'am, can you tell me? Can you tell me? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I hear you.

Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Can I please talk to you? Can I please talk to you? Can I please talk to you? Can I talk to? Can I please talk to you? What is his name? I'm What is his name? What is his name? I have to piss. I have to piss.

I have to piss. I have to piss. I have to piss. Why are you making me Ay Me base inside your guard. Ma'am, can you tell me? I love how it's defeated this. Why? I know. She gets really angry. That's why I liked the buildup of that song. Like, it starts kind of inquisitive. You're not sure what's going on. And then it gets very forceful.

That's art, baby. It's good stuff, yes. Hey, I'm going to shout out to MJ, thanks for the 10 Canadian dollars. Oh, thank you very much, MJ. Off topic, but I have the Simpsons on in the background, and Homer just said scold, then chugged his beer. Is that true? Boom! That's amazing.

That is pretty weird. I'll have to look for that. All right, kids. I think that makes it time for voicemails, right, Carol? It is, yes. All right. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse. Reprove MLK's dream by having all our ethnicities be trash.

See you in Syracuse. It's all he ever wanted was equality. That's right. What trash and black trash and brown trash? All living together in a place that sucks so much ass. Yeah, he went to Syracuse for his famous I had a nightmare speech. All right, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to congratulate the person who's left the creepiest voice veil ever. Benny.

Benny. What? Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. The Vinster, Vinny. Hi, Vinny. Hi. I don't know what the story is with that. Weird.

So I think we should do a contest for a creepiest voicemail. Okay. But you have to start off each voicemail with this is a entry in the creepiest voicemail contest and then do your voicemail. So I don't get really creeped out by you people. I know. Hey, I have a. A voicemail for us, buddy. Great.

Hey, Carl, this is for the creep off. I've got to say, Vinny did bring in the better creep this week, but she didn't even meet the player until after he was already retired, so she's not a wife or girlfriend. Oh. He needs to stop cheating. It's two weeks in a row. Wow.

Those are bending some rules right there. Good call, sir. You are cheating. You think you could get away with that? Steve McBear without having legal ramifications, you're out of your fucking mind. He was no longer out of a quarterback at the time. I don't know. I'm going to, I think you're enough to talk to my lawyer.

Michael Polpock has the tape. Okay, fair enough. Stop it. Okay. Carl, here's some feedback for you. Hello, Carl, and the fat one. Hi, I have a name. Can you please stop doing these.

DUI stories. I got a DUI couple of months ago because I'm a creep and every time I hear these stories, I have PTSD. Anyway, fuck y'all. Don't call me back. That sucks, man. I'm sorry to hear that. Can you please send us the body cam footage of your arrest? Yes, we would like to watch that. I would love to watch out of the show. If you've learned anything from us, it's to constantly resist and call the cops every name you can think of. And also, always remember, you know better than that. Yes, you know the law. You know the law's better. You understand the constitution better than the police do. Remember that. You are a constitutional scholar. That moment you're arrested. You're pulled over. I would like to congratulate this guy because the chat just gave

him a nickname. A shout out West calls you is now dubbed you Johnny DWI. Johnny Dewee. Johnny Dewee. Johnny Dewee. Sorry we had another one today. So our dude who's a big Michigan fan. really happy. He kept it short this time. Okay. Did he? They did it, buddy. Woo-hoo!

That's what camp. Again, man, I really appreciate you guys telling the story about how much fun you have. You're part of the cult. You're part of the family now. I love it. And again, go blue.

Love your show. Thanks, guys. See you. Go Blue. What a victory. He followed it up with this, which really actually did make me happy. Kitty, I know this is early, but I'm on my way to work,

and I'm just finding out. We killed Saban for you. We killed Saban! We got to run out of fucking football, man. I thought you'd enjoy that. Oh, fuck yourself, Nick Sabin. His last game is a head coach. The loss to the Michigan Wolverines.

Wow. I told my wife, I said they'll ever, they'll forever be one of my favorite teams and anything ever because of that. Definitely. Yeah, way to pick up on that. Is your wife your wife doesn't care about Alabama, does she? My wife loves Auburn.

My wife's, uh, yeah, she hates Alabama. Okay. We were both thrown when Nick Save I fucking left. All right, Carl, I guess that makes a time for a scum parade. You can do it? Let's go. Scum parade. Take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made.

Scum parade. Vinnie and Carl going to take. Tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade Like stories of a kid Fuck by his mom or dad Soaking up the blood of a cat Scum parade

You know I always thought Belgium sounded like a nice place Sure And then I read this story A YouTube prankster was arrested After pulling off a disgusting stunt That involved him pouring a bucket of dog feces on an unsuspecting passenger.

Did he get a good camera shot of it, though? I have the video. Oh, good. Would you like to see it? Sure. Before I get there, I'm just going to show you, uh, this is him mixing the bucket. Oh, wow. I'm going to put it on mute because I don't want to get any of that YouTube bullshit.

Um, so yeah, it wasn't just dog feces. There's paint in there. Oh, there's all sorts of stuff. Yes. I mean, the dog shit would have been enough, buddy. Fallen leaves and paint I think you're overdoing it Yeah there's oil

I'm just some flashed through this That always picking up dog shit See this is not a funny This is not a funny frank So Petit caca Let me give these YouTubers some ideas Because they're obviously Are not doing this right

If you want to prank someone You can always Swat a Republican senator Push someone in the wheelchair Into traffic Send N.A. BIR To Suttering John Melendez's home I mean, these are fun pranks on YouTube.

Yeah, so this is not an interesting YouTube video. This is a man trying to pick up pieces of shit with sticks. Yeah. And dump it and do it. Well, God forbid he would have to touch this. Yeah. So it's all mixed. This is him mixing all up.

Yeah. That's terrible. And take us to the prank. Jesus. What the fuck is he thinking of this? and here it comes kids oh my god and off of the fucking train he runs

well there's another person filming it though it's not just him yeah so they ran off the train the victim and local transportation operator filed complaints police also stated the man mixed the feces with excrement oil beer water fall and leaves and paint the man goes by the moniker you're gonna want to cancel your that video is about

play. Oh, cool. Sorry, guys. No problem. Um, he, by the way, I have to say is a very famous YouTuber. He's giving us a bad name here. He's making us look bad. Yeah, I wish we had thought of this. Many? The only great real consequences this is diarrhea on a bucket and throw it on someone and then not be allowed to run off the train is the consequence. Oh, that's a fun. That's a fun. You got to stand there and just go, yeah, so what? You have to be like, creepy, but you have to fight them. No, you would be even better. You just go, hey, buddy, right there, there's a camera. Wave the camera. We got you. You just got creep-offed. You know, we decided to give everyone in the world their own TV show. I thought, what could possibly go wrong? Let's see what happens. Did nobody

think that there were going to be prank videos? Did no one think that was going to happen? This is the only way this could have gone. Yeah. So last week. Remember that YouTuber who got shot in the mall? Yes. Why wouldn't this, this kid, I really need to get shot. Don't you think? It's Belgium. They can't get a gun there. true. Damn it. You could probably hit him with the stick. Stupid EU. Yeah. In fact, that guy actually got a fine for not having a license for that stick he was using to put the poo in the bucket. I don't think that's true. I think you made that up. Well, let's talk about something that we, let's touch on something real quick. Sure. Last week we brought up Gypsy Rose Blanchard,

the girl whose mother poisoned her. Yes. Made her think that she was sick. Then they ended up A boyfriend and a murder of the mom, yeah. Yeah. So we have a woman in Ohio who is accused of faking her child's cancer diagnosis, shaving her head so she could raise money and keep it for herself. Now, this is a charity scam. This is how you do it right here. Paying attention there, S.J.

Yeah. She got somebody at a bar to send her an iPad. Fucking bullshit. Hold on. I'm going to show you some of the pictures that this woman posted on social media. This is one of the scummiest things in the world. Pamela Reed, she's 41. She's charged with theft by deception after she allegedly claimed her seven-year-old daughter,

Addie Ray, had acute myloid leukemia along with other conditions. The mother raised thousands and posted heartbreaking photos of her child's treatment online. There's a little kid getting, is that an MRI tube? Yeah, looks like it. There's a kid getting their back scanned. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And there's a picture of a hospital bed.

no idea who's in it then there's a little baby in the hospital with oxygen i got to say this should be legal like if you can get rubs to give you money because they saw some photos on facebook that's on them i showed you those photos because a lot of those photos weren't pictures of the actual kid they were just pictures in a hospital or something um so here's my question for you bini i honestly don't know the answer to this if you collect money for a fake charity do you have to pay taxes. Well, what if you just don't pay taxes anyway? But what I'm saying, though, is that a charity doesn't have to pay taxes. So what about a fake charity? It's kind of like Tim Dillon with his fake business. Interesting. Interesting. Is a fake charity the same as charity,

I guess is my point? No, it's obviously not because it's a crime. And if you rob a bank, if you rob a banker, are you expected to pay taxes off of the money you stole? No, I don't think you are. Good points. Problem solved. Problem solved. Tax-free. By the way. If you scam, if you scam, have people online to tell them that your child has died and you get the money you don't have to pay taxes by the way uh on an unrelated note mini bad news i just found out my cat has cancer oh man well i got i got like 50 on me oh that'd be great because it's going to be really expensive i don't have cat cancer insurance when it laps and so i'll probably post some photos but it's really depressing our cap our poor kitty cat which what was that cat save again uh uh cancer cancer

guy. Oh, I know. It's not a little cancer guy. He was my favorite one of your cats. I know. It's really sad, the cancer guy. Who could have seen this coming?

I know. Totally unpredictable. But anyway, so the bills are really just mounting up. It's going to cost us a lot of money. So if people want to help out with that. You know, I was going to name this episode something else,

but now I'm going to call it the tall tale of cancer guy. If you just send the money to Mark P, who could then Venmo it to me, that would be really appreciate it. Also, if you have any old electronics that you need to recycle. go late around. You can send those. I'll take iPhones 11 or newer. Okay. Okay.

So the mother raised thousands of dollars, posted those videos online. She also said Addie suffered from frequent seizures and also would need to have a port implanted in the future for her cancer treatments. Well, how come she didn't get away with this? Seems like a perfect scam. Well, Carl. What went wrong? The school nurse called Addie's primary doctor. because the school nurse realized what was going on. So she was shaving her daughter's head. The kid missed 280 hours of school. She was getting constant blood tests.

It's unclear why medical staff did not catch the child's actual health status. Reed, who's from Pleasantville, Ohio was taken to Noble County jail. Now, I'm trying to make sure I found the right part. So by the way, when you are undergoing chemo and radiation and your hair falls out, It's not the same as shaving your head. There isn't stubble there. It's not like you look like Will Smith's ex-wife on the top of your head because you're going through chemo treatment. It's very smooth.

So shaving the head might work well in pictures. It might work fine for Facebook. But at the school nurse, eh, maybe not so much. The school nurse was like, so this kid has seizures, this kid has all these asthma problems and she has cancer. Well, I'm going to have to talk to the doctor just to make sure that we're like, if there's any, anything special we need for this kid. Yeah. And the doctor's like, what?

Yeah. And then the police were called and she's been arrested. She was given approximately $8,000 to buy a local organization to aid cancer treatment expenses. She also had a public Facebook page called R. Ray of Sunshine, Team Addie Ray, where she posted sad images of Addy. Don't advertise it as a page of Sunshine. If you're just going to post all those sad sack fucking dogs in cages. It was working. Wait to you see what my cat looks like. All of, uh, his hair fell out. So poor cancer cat.

Fun little fact here. Fun little fact. She's married, uh, but her husband has not been mentioned in any of the records. It was not present at the time of the arrest. And it's unclear. Listen, if you want to know a fake charity scam, leave me out of it. All right. I want nothing to do with this shit. I think this guy is just like, wait, what? My kid's not sick. Oh, you think me he fell for it too? Yes. The best part is. is that for some reason, these people always take it too far. So they kept adding on more and more ailments.

So apparently because of cancer, the girl couldn't see out of one of her eyes. That's right. Rumatoid arthritis. So the nurse is just like, I cover up this eye. And then like did one of these two are real quick and she flinched. Like, I think you can see out of that fucking eye. You liar. You liar. Lying little liar.

So, busted. Here's what really tipped her off. You're right. They arose last week when the elementary school nurse discovered that Eddie was not blind in the right like you said. And I put that in the wrong place in my story. Thank you, Carl. These guys are fucking idiots.

Just one of us. It's Carl. No, I'm talking about the fucking mom and daughter trying to pull off the scheme. It's an easy one to do. Oh, never mind. It's me. She. It is an easy scam to do.

You're not wrong. It is very easy to do. And unfortunately, this is why people don't give to charity. You know, I'm thinking about maybe adopting. You know, it is MLK day, maybe a young black child who also has cancer Thinking about maybe adopting one To take care of the cat I'm going to put, I don't know, I'll probably post photos

I mean, it's not for everyone, it's going to be kind of depressing Carl, you know what I just said, I just realized I just had the most saddening realization Our PayPal, what were you going to say? I had a saddening realization just now What's that? Don't give to charity. Never give to charity.

All it does is goes to peep these grifters like this. or to the CEO of a charity who is the biggest grifter of the ball. I just raised some money for the Alzheimer's Association. Now I feel like a fucking rub. Dummy. Fuck, you've been had. Fuck! All right.

Well, hold on, though, Vinny. Let's see if Alzheimer's goes away in the next couple of years. If it does, then that was a good contribution. But if it doesn't, you might have been had. weird because when I gave them the donation they immediately said catch it bitch did you give us a contribution that we don't remember you giving it to us they said come on pig ante up all right Trevor Bigford Carl this guy wow was he a bit of a problem on New Year's Eve 2022 let's get this woman off the screen oh yeah I don't want to look at her anymore

she is not fun to look at later miss piggy now he pled guilty thursday the federal charges stemming from the 2022 new year's eve knife attack on three new york police department officers manning a checkpoint at times square he was 19 years old when he carried out this attack he came from main in december of 2022 intending to carry out a quote jihadist attack on officers in uniform with a machete style knife i got to say terrorism in new york city is really slips since 2001, hasn't it? This terrorist attack is like the phantom menace of terrorist acts in Manhattan. He's pled guilty to three counts of attempted murder on government officials and three counts of assault on government officials. He faces up to 120 years in prison. He's scheduled to be sentenced on April 11th. Bickford targeted the iconic yearly celebration to carry out brazen acts of violence, said the attorney.

Bigford with countless others who had carried out acts of terrorism in support of misguided ideologies is now going to spend a lengthy time exactly where he deserves in federal prison. That's some editorializing by Yahoo News right there, isn't it? This is the U.S. Attorney General grandstanding. In support of misguided ideologies? Who's to say? Vinny, I have a question for you. Yeah.

So this guy tried to kill some cops with a machete. Yep. Whose side are we on? On this one? Yeah. I know. I was thinking of the same thing. I'm like, I'm not sure.

who we're rooting for here. Justice? That doesn't sound right. That doesn't sound like us. No, no. I'm on the side of justice. Okay. I'm rooting for justice on this one.

I don't know what that is, though. So I don't know. Now, I'm going to tell you something. This guy, an 18-inch kikuri knife, he went up to on West 52nd Street, the 8th Avenue, outside of secure area that had been set up for New Year's Eve celebrations. and he just jumped at these cops and started fucking hacking away.

Nice. I mean, that's terrible. Don't do that. Yeah. So they had to bump up security adjustments for this New Year's Eve celebrations that we just had. No longer allowed to bring any blade over 18 inches. Okay. Very good.

So just so everybody knows that. Keep those knives and swords under 18 inches and celebrate in the New Year's. Hey, there's this guy in Texas who like his sword. likes to keep his dates under 18 as well. Okay. I'd like to talk about Arthur Hector Fernandez. He's 29. And he's a kiosk worker at the Galleria Mall in Houston.

Mm-hmm. Now, Oof. So, apparently he's in a gang. He's in a roving gang of mall pedophiles. You know, I just want to say, we all laughed at Trump when he said that Mexico isn't sending their best

and brightest over here, but check out Hector Fernandez over here what he's up to. Horrifying videos have surfaced of a gang of at least seven men sexually abusing toddlers inside the bathroom of the Texas Mall. Two friends of Fernandez sometimes left their children two two-year-olds in his care while they worked at the mall. The FBI says they launched a probe last month after the abuse videos posted on private online forums were shared by the Australian's center to counter child exploitation.

That's right. People in Australia are catching people in Texas. Fucking Pitoes know they're out there looking for you. Just fuck right off. All you fuckos. I can't believe you can find six other people who are excited about fucking a two-year-old. Oh, it's the mall, car. In a mall bathroom.

How do you find six other people who are just like, yeah, yeah, I'm up for that? That sounds cool. Each of the four videos shared with the authorities reportedly shows a different location and a different assault. And they take place at different rooms and locations, including the bathrooms at the mall. Fernandez is the only suspect charged in the case so far. It is unclear if the other said to appear in the video have been identified. Police close in on him by using an open source image repository to search for the face of one of the children

and then matched it with social media images shared by one of the women. Hey, listen, I got bad news. The FBI shows up and says, hey, listen, I got bad news. Your kid's a star. Your kid's a star on the dark web. your kids video has been shared over 20 million times I know it might sound great but actually and I don't have to use AI

to remove the semen from the face so they can get a proper match on it remove background because it's just a bunch of cocks with your kids sitting there with two hands like trying to hold up it's like a toddler trying to stand up this is so fucking bad

this is so fucking bad when the police show the child's mom sanitized image from the abuse materials the woman reportedly noticed a pair of bracelets owned by Fernandez. I know who wears those shitty hot topic bracelets. No, I think this guy got busted because he was trying to bring awareness to breast cancer. That sucks. Don't ever buy a Livestrog bracelet everybody.

That's the problem right there. The FBI agent Torrance, White Warren parents that predators are often someone that they know. The perpetrators of these crimes are family members, teachers, and members of the community. Oftentimes folks are looking for the monster in the white veins. but often it's the person you know. I wouldn't say often. I'm looking at you, Carl. I don't think two-year-olds are getting raped in mall bathrooms often.

I don't think that's how that's going down, but what do I know? Maybe they screw away when I walk in. You know what? Finally, finally, finally, someone's taken down that Syracuse Mall. They don't do this over there. It's true. I didn't even hear this shit in Syracuse.

That's true. Houston Gallery is the largest mall in town. Texas, everybody, the seventh largest in the United States. And I like how they put a little ad in here at the end. It opened a 1969 and now contains over 400 stores. Dude, most rape free. I was going to say, like around here, they're repurposing malls to now have health facilities in them and go cart tracks and giant arcades and rape rooms.

Dude, that's for us. Just trying to find different ways to use this real estate. That's for us, dude. We're getting old. they're going to put all the doctors and shit offices in the mall and we're going to go there and then we're to go fucking walk around the food court and just be old fucks doing what we did when we were teenagers

I love it to be amazing can we still hang out I meet you there we have some super chas to get caught up on over here and I do want to thank the fine folks for supporting this program with their hard-earned money yay superchats thank you tonight

night calls Aaron dad and uh still doing john that guy that makes sense thanks night james gardner thanks for the 499 do you know do you know what you're talking about let me go yeah one hit piss girl number one hits why are you making me pt your car it's night that guy is a cancer go fund me coming soon well we'll be on the lookout for that night violence violence against me Hi, I'm here starting, Jeff. There it is. I thought it was fake.

That was wrong. Mr. Spittle. Sounds like a job for 7.62 times 39. Okay. I know what that means. What does that mean? That's something that you would put in something to fire at somebody else, I believe. I'm an F-slur comes here with two-by-smouths getting a little crazy at the end here.

Tips looking great today, Carl. Cool, messy look. Thanks, buddy. I like how they're not. as blonde as they normally are. I don't, I don't die my hair. It is what it is.

Just as God made me. It's natural, everybody. I'm just as God made me. I'm club fucking footed, you ass white. You know, when you were a little kid and those feet were all messed up, your parents went and got them fixed. And you don't do that with your hair now, huh?

Or my teeth. Okay, I guess that's, you know what? That's true. That is true. So folks, thanks for joining us today. I mean, he gets real serious. You know what? That is true.

Good point, Carl. He would have fixed his teeth before he died his hair, I think. Well, actually, one's a lot easier to do. I don't know. Hey, Vinny. Yeah. Shut the fuck up ass wipe and suck my cock. You're a real asshole, Carl.

I know. This has been a fun episode, though. I had a good time with you today. This was a great episode today. Don't forget to vote at the creepoff.com and don't cheat. We've seen some cheating going on. We always catch it. Carl, where are you going to watch the Bills game?

From my living room. Have fun. Do you want to come over? We got my wife's making food right now. We got a whole crew coming over. I have to do subreddit surfing at 8 o'clock, but I might stop by. Okay. I might stop by.

By the way, folks, Epstein Part 2 on subreddit surfing tonight, late o'clock. So hop over to the channel and check that out. For some reason, I actually have band practice tonight after the Bills game. I'd like to watch summer. red of surfing and or the other NFL playoff game today we're focusing on the clinton's and stephen hawking oh that's amazing i'd love to be there for that stuff you like the most too bad you can't be there but either way we're going to do it and you're welcome to join us go birds tonight everybody now we told you to visit the creepoff dot com let me tell you what else is there

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He sure did. All right, we're out of here. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Good, Gia. Woo! Time to get in the pool. Wait, what?

Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. I ain't gonna have it. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Oh my god, are you serious?