The Creep Off - Episode 198: Prisoner of Love

Episode Date: January 22, 2024

#198 Prisoner of LoveIn today's episode Karl & Vinnie open the show with their world famous “Bickering” then make their nominations for biggest creep from the “Show me State” Missouri: For the first time ever Karl brings in a video for Pedophile Hunter Theater: In the Scum Parade we meet a horny driving instructer, a loving Father and we learn never to do meth. The score is currently Vinnie 3 - Karl 3, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: San Diego area Driving instructor accused of molesting, recording students: police – NBC 7 San Diego (nbcsandiego.com)Fla. man accused of shooting mother because he allegedly wanted relationship with his teen daughter | Truecrimedaily.comTelangana Woman Hired Hitmen to Kill Husband Who Came Out as Transgender (ibtimes.sg)Penis mutilation horror: Semi-naked man high on crystal meth wanders through Czech village after slicing off his ears and genitals, then tells rescue workers 'I don't know why I did that' | Daily Mail OnlineWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108

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It is. No good. No one missed. Hello Ola Creepo's welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. But Carl's are going to be so upset right now that I stumbled the beginning of the welcome to the creep off i'll start with the hearty exelsior true believers and joining me today

it is the very very talented probably kind of sad little angry hot carl hi buddy shut the fuck up ass wipe and suck my cock hey viny um i have to see you buddy one question for you yeah what's that and it's not about football i don't want to talk about football anymore okay what do you want to talk about well i just have a question sure when are the frosted tips making their appearance that's a fair question my friend i do have to i did lose a bet with bob levy last night does bob levy know that it takes you a long time usually to fulfill you well it's funny because i was listening to bob yesterday before the game and he goes just so you know if i lose the bet i'm not going to die my hair until after the super bowl because he's going to atlantic city with everyone else

so uh he was going to wait a little while i'll probably get it done pretty quick Oh, buddy. It's brutal. I don't even know. I don't know my wife knows how to do it. It's not a thing to do. She goes bother my wife because she fucking tried to do that shit to my hair during COVID. That's right.

Oh, my God. After you pleaded with her to do it. That's not how that. Make me cool. That's not how that went down. I'm on the internet all the time. I want to look cool. We did all that all shit was going down.

They're like, yeah, we needed to do a video version of the show. And I was like, oh, God. That's right. We did start this as an audio only show, didn't we? 100%. Wow. feels like forever ago. Dude, speaking of feels like...

Remember audio-only podcast? Remember that era? That was a fun time. Carl, we're almost episode 200. We were talking last night over my house. You know, we all get together and watch the bills because we live in an area where there's all Bill's fans and for some reason, when he can't understand how that works.

And we were talking about what a prick you are about how you filmed when I used to record the show on my bar in the basement. I got up to use the bathroom or something. You just started filming and then tweeting out what my setup looked like. Or at the time that you came over, we were throwing the football around in the back. You started filming and he just wanted to show people us throwing the football around. Like, you're kind of a snake.

Oh, kind of a bad dude. How long ago was that? I don't know. How old ago was it? I don't know, five or six years ago. Yeah. Well, you've been an asshole a long time. Yeah.

Keeping it up. Keeping it going. Oh, buddy. Or creeps. Buddy, you are like, you're that upset. about the bills that you're bringing up shit from like i was just i just remember four years ago i just remember that we were talking about what to dishebag you are last night i'll sorry i just remember that now i apologize carl you are so butt hurt you can pretend not to be but you are

i mean just that is so i'll tell you what i'll tell you what okay here's my assessment and then we'll get off of it no one cares i know okay um if the bills had lost because of bad officiating i would be livid yep because i thought for sure The NFL wants Taylor switched with the Super Bowl. And so they're going to do everything they can to make sure that happens. That did not happen last night. The bills beat themselves. Allen missed a wide open receiver in the end zone.

Bass missed a kick. The bills had plenty of opportunities to win that game and they didn't. So I'm happy that they lost because they deserved to fucking lose. Okay. All right. All right, pal. All right. Let's move on.

All right, buddy. Is Jess here? I want to talk to Jess. Yeah. She brings a smile to my face, unlike you. Since when? Thanks. Hi.

You better bring a smile on my face today. Are you here to bring a smile to Carl's face? He's feeling a little down. That's the question. I guess we'll see. So last week we did Biggest creep from South Africa. That's right. We were celebrating MLK Junior Day.

Yeah. It's correct. Well, we know our history around here. We sure do. Well, with 55% of the Vos, pretty close, the winner was Vinny Fong

yeah oh please I'm trying to make a deal is going to get an insult to injury

over here unbelievable Raffando do do do do up do do do up

the numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you yes Alex said someone was trying to cheat for you, Carl, in New Jersey.

The last two weeks in a row, yeah. Well, thank you for everyone was trying to cheat for me, but don't do that. Let's keep it fair, everybody. Producer Chris says WATS has quality banter. You guys have top match bickering. Biggering world order. Patriots fan and then another show with a fucking Dolphins fan. What am I doing?

You just picked the wrong team. Yeah, okay. I guess it's about me. Mike and I never fight. You and the potato don't fight. No, not really. I was going to say, am I the Patriots fan? No, you're the Eagles fan.

Your team lost last week. My dad is the Patriots fan. Yeah. He's talking about my buddy, Blind Mike Gehry, who are these socials? Should check it out. Thursday's at 6 p.m. on the Carl WATP network.

The Carl WATP network. Are you going to make that official one of these days? No, that's stupid. Calling a network out to yourself is dumb. No one doesn't. that it's something loses due that's right Jesus Christ shots fire all right so it's tied up three to three now god damn I've lost my momentum on this game listen man I cannot stand being that far behind I wanted to be competitive I really brought it and I hope I can bring it again

today because our category honestly I was hoping this would make you feel better today was biggest creep from Missouri sure and then you could bring you know fucking Travis Kelsey or whoever the fuck you want i don't think he's from missouri but sure well if he was i wouldn't even fault you if you did because that guy's weird so uh jess do you have any comments or anything you'd like to read yeah do we have any more submissions for learning more about our results girl see i i know i need to pull it up because i thought you were going to read stuff but i guess not great you thought benio's going to come prepared i am no no i'm the problem Jesus Christ, you're really fucking mad at me today.

What me? I'm not hot. Oh, I was like, what? You texted me, Taylor Swift waving goodbye to my phone. And then you forgot you did it. I come in here today and you go, what did I do? I didn't do anything. I really totally did forget because I was just fucking up.

And I will say this, you have been a better sport about things lately. I forgot how goddamn upset you get with the slightest of fucking ribby. Oh, stop. I'm not a set. I've not a set. Stop it. Okay. Stop it.

I'll just be over here being a douchebag. Who's being observant? Yep. Well, I got, here's a comment from the episode. You have some comments down there as you can read for us, Jess. It's a comment from last week's episode. Okay. What do you got?

Public West said, Jesus, dude, these guys need to mix better. If you're playing a show with a bunch of clips of drunk women screaming and soundboard drops of people freaking out, you need to throw a compressor on the track. Here's the thing. here's the thing we do but we go through live and sometimes when you go through live let's hear what just has to say and then i'll yell at you about that there is in my opinion i i watch body camp footage of drunk women all the time because i just love because they're always so entitled and i love seeing what they what they deserve fun yeah

it's so good so good oh i thought you were going to make a comment about the compression you don't have oh no no i just the drunk got to get the fucking audio levels right Jesus Christ we're trying to do a live show on YouTube they're your fucking clips asshole yeah I know I bring in good clips with high quality audio and you can't figure it out dude I cannot wait to beat you this week Jesus Christ God damn until you're spinning the wheel I will not be happy I want you to know that this is this is now a fucking hit me I love you in fact you know dude I felt so fucking bad for you yesterday did you yes yes I'll I can't

cannot believe a Taylor Swift fucking gift. Oh, stop it. I'm not upset about that. I've been having to hear about Taylor Swift constantly because Jason Kelsey went to the game. Oh, that's right. Yeah. And so everybody around here is like, oh my God, they're like best friends. I'm like, shut up.

I don't know if you guys watch the game, but they show Travis Kelsey's brother is up in the same thing with Taylor Swift. So they're in a heated luxury suite. and he has his shirt off. Wow. Big deal, asshole. And he's holding on to a beer. And dude, it looked like a shot glass in my hand. That dude is fucking huge.

You know what the thing is? Didn't he just retire? Yeah. Okay. So now he's out there trying to get the tailor rub. It's working for his brother. Is that what it is? Yes.

He wants to get a little bit of that tailor dust on. Ryan Fitzpatrick was at a Bill's playoff game with his shirt off. But he was sitting outside with the fans. That's a real. man so there's a video there's a video of jason kelsey in the tailgate with all the bills fans before he went over to support the chiefs yeah were they squirting ketchup and mustard on him uh i'll stop talking bill stop they probably let him in because he's a big star fucker and everybody was like oh look on uh all right jess we'll see you next week we got to get gone by just keep asking

just personal questions and uh don't know more about anything you want to know she's talking about her personal life and we love you. I'm good. I'm good. Before we start the competition, by Jess, good to see you. Before we start the competition, let's have some super chance. Let's leave the super chance because I saw some really nice stuff coming in, especially from purple. Purple, thank you so much, buddy. Another $50. He also donated yesterday to my live stream. So I really appreciate it. Sorry for the really crappy joke yesterday, Carl. I really hope everything goes well. Dude, you are fine, my friend. We love you. And thank you so much for the support. Everybody loves purple. Yes, except for green. You're the men. Uh, Joe Dicker, Carlos Frosted

tips. They're great. Coming soon. Coming soon. What if I had them already and I just pulled my head off and reveal Vinny FN Winnie, Carl, sending love for you and your family, FSJ for life. Yes, thank you very much, Mechanical Ape. If you didn't see the video I put out yesterday, Suttering John was trying to make jokes about my father having cancer and it kind of backfired out. I don't think people found that to be all that funny. I got to tell you something. Yeah. I really was livid when I found out about that yesterday. I didn't see it until last night. He's a piece of shit.

And he had to, he was arguing with people on Twitter about why he did that until he had to be told that that was a shitty thing to do. That's how dumb he is. So I get most of my John News these days from you. And obviously from Dabler's Anonymous is the best source. And I watched a couple clips. And that fucking old crusty asshole city there going,

I didn't know. I didn't know. I thought he talked about it. I thought he's got a show. I thought he talked about it. I didn't know. I love that he was trying to explain. playing because people are saying that he could be like arrested against hippo laws.

Obviously not. But as soon as John hears that he can be arrested or he did something that's illegal, he always goes, well, how was I supposed to know? You got arrested. I didn't even know. How would I even know? It's like that's never an excuse for breaking the law. I didn't know.

I didn't see any signs that has had a speed limit on it. How would I know? It doesn't matter, dude. It doesn't matter. I was very, very upset that he would do that. And I would just want to say something. Yes. Your dad is an inspiration.

I didn't know that he was. battling that particular illness that he's dealing with. I know that he's dealt with some other stuff. Yeah. And I've met him a bunch of times. He is an awesomely great guy. Dude, I can't believe what he does. Like, they drove all the way to Nashville to come see us.

They drove to Detroit. And my dad, nothing stops him. He gets out of the hospital and he's out and doing shit immediately. It's crazy. And I want you to know something, guys. This is why this fucking thing sucks. I've done a show with you for going to be 200 episodes. I've known you for a long time.

Yeah. This isn't something Carl talks about with. people no this is not something that's out there yeah very much so so honest to god dude i'm at the point where i'm about to challenge john to a fucking boxing match i don't fucking care where let's all challenge john to a box like i i got so mad at that i thought i was mad when he was started that bullshit with jenny jingles yeah oh yeah i was sitting quietly just like he was gonna leak her nudes remember that that was a fun one that was a good gag too just got so many good bits he does what a classy fucking guy you are, John.

What an absolute creep. Please clip this and make sure John sees it. We should rename the show to Stuttering John off. Everyone will know what we mean. Pretending you, dude, he holds on to so many fucking lies in his own head to justify being a piece of shit. Yes, he does.

It's maddening. So the fun stories that I promised everybody a long time ago, the ones that I didn't tell about my time talking with John. Yes. They're all fucking coming out of the Tampa show, baby. Oh, I can't wait. They're all coming out. out at the Tampa show now.

WATP Live.com. Get your tickets March 22nd. We'll be down near Tampa, Florida, Largo, Florida, beautiful theater. The guys from ROTC will be there. So check that out. Asshole. Vinnie will be there. I'll be there.

What else you need? Ring the fucking bell. Oh, are we starting this? Yeah. Let's go. All right, Vinny, you want, so you get to go first. Creepiest person from Missouri. All right.

We are going to the show me state today. And I got to tell you something. My creep today. his name is Dennis Rabbit, he loved the look. In the early to mid-90s, my creep struck fear into the south side of St. Louis. He was dubbed the Southside rapist, Carl. Okay.

Now, unfortunately for the police and everybody else involved, this was the mid-90s when they realized this was going on, but he had been raping people since the 70s. Wow. So 20 years before this. That's Summer Run. Yeah, I'm telling you, The man, uh, raped, uh, over a hundred people by his own admission.

I mean, I would lose count personally, wouldn't you? Yes. Unless he's writing it down in the journal. So he's journaling. My thought is round up at that point. Yeah, yeah, good point. Now, Dennis was the son of a beloved St. Louis bar owner. In spite of his dad being beloved, he was a weird kid.

Introverted, very few friends, rarely interacted with girls. wasn't bullied or anything, but was just considered a little different. By his own admission, he began to exhibit an unnatural fetish in women at a very early age, around seven years old. He realized that the family that lived next door, the mom, when she would go take a bath, never drew the curtain. And if he stood on his back porch, he could watch her bathe. What's unnatural about this fetish so far?

We're getting there. Turned into looking through his dad's porno magazines. Now, we're talking to a seven-year-old child. it's a little young is my point okay i don't know okay during this time period we're talking starting i remember joeing to howard the duck so i don't know remember the nude seed and howard the duck yeah i'm sorry i have to explain that that's a dated reference i do but jesus christ i didn't expect that i'm sorry did not expect that so he's seven and he is turned into the neighborhood peeping Tom. He is obsessed with going around and looking through windows and he spends all of

his free time away from school doing this, wandering St. Louis looking in windows. Now, he does this for probably imagine telling this guy about webcams. He's alive still. Oh, he is. Holy shit. He's in jail and he can't enjoy it. That's too bad. You know, only fans might be providing a service to get lunatics like this off the street. That's true. That's a good point. So, the first time he decides to cross the line he's about 16 or 17 years old and it was kind of a pussy move he was walking through the back alley he sees a woman starts looking through the window and for some reason he realized the window was open he cracked it open and went inside but before he did he stripped down completely naked and the only thing he took in there with his was his father's knife that he

stole goes through the window the woman turns around and sees the naked 16 year old in her house with a knife, screams, he fucking turns around and runs, dives out the window, hides in an alley, the police are called, he gets dressed and goes somewhere else, but he dropped his dad's fucking knife there. Okay. That's how his parents found out he was a pervert. I see. Okay.

Okay. And after his parents learned of his sexual deviations, his mother drilled a hole in the bathroom door in order to observe and prevent him from engaging in masturbation. Oh, weird. Yeah. That's probably not the right way to go about that. I agree. It was definitely not because you know what, Carl?

What's that? Like posting medical information, these moves backfire. They can backfire. By the way, Kyle Bolardo just has a funny cabin out here. He goes, oh, no, he just moved it. Oh, sorry. He goes, Carl admitted he jerked it to duck boobs ruins all goodwill. He's accumulated.

Welcome to the creep off. I didn't really jerk it. They're jokes, people, jokes. You want to know how backfired? How's that? mom caught him peeping on her looking through the hole oh yeah that'll do it don't don't put holes in the house with a guy who likes to look through holes motherfuckers peeping in his own mother yeah so he got married at 1980 uh he was going around raping women um uh for a while but he still got

married he ended up in a very sloppy divorce by 1989 his wife had left with two children and she took the business they started together so he discovered something that he liked as much as raped Carl. Oh, what's that? Burglary. Oh, I thought you were going to say baseball cards. No, no. Stamp collecting, something like that.

No, he liked, you know what I could do when I'm sneaking into these houses and raping women? Grab some shit on the way out. Steal some shit. Yeah, right. Fuck it. Why did I think of the suitor? Yeah. So this is around this time, uh, the police were starting to realize they had a problem going on.

Okay. Yeah. This is 19. The police were starting to realize. 1991 when they start realizing this, okay? They knew where the Southside rapists. They knew where he was operated. They had some details on his activities.

An investigator said he'd wear a mask and gloves to conceal his identity and he avoided leaving any fingerprints. Now, here was his M.O. He would get into the place. If they tried to fight, he would threaten to kill them. Then the first thing you would do, Carl, is he would perform oral sex on them. Oh. He's a giver. I should win on that alone.

He's a rapist. That is weird. I've never heard of that before. I had neither. This man might be the goat of rapist. I do want to say a lot of our listeners don't know this. That's still illegal. Even though you're the one going down on her,

if she says no, you still shouldn't do that. It's still bad. I'm telling you what I heard that I went. A lot of people are just learning about this for the first time. I feel like I needed to get that out there. I literally was like going, uh,

thinking about this. He would force intercourse, on them and sometimes he couldn't that is the definition right yeah but sometimes he couldn't get it up oh that sucks yeah and he would like still he would force the victims to the shower even if he didn't actually rape them and he just assaulted them and took shit and he would make them take a shower in front of him before he would leave oh i would make them take a shower and then go down on them personally but i whatever backwards backwards fucking charlie that's fine so one of these rapes car let me tell you how great this is

involved him holding a gun on a six-year-old, tying the kid up and made the child watch while he raped the mother in front of them. That's right. He was holding a gun on a child while he was going down on its mother in front of them. So again, guys... It can be traumatizing, I would imagine.

My guy's a creep. Now, he knew who the police are looking for him. That's the guy who should be in therapy as often as Howard Stern. Yes. That's the fucking person right there. None of this slowed him down. In fact, he told us a story he was interviewed.

he said, the lady that lived down stores from me came up to me and said, have you heard about the South Side rapist that's raping women in the area? And I said, no, I hadn't heard it. She gives me the paper. I'm halfway through the article before I realize, it's me. Now, I want to tell you something about this, dude. If he showed up, there's a pretty good chance you were getting raped. Okay.

If he was going to rape you, unless his dick didn't work, you were getting raped. Well, a hundred in two decades time is not necessarily. necessarily every day but I hear you okay but I want you to know something Carl it's a lot it's a lot it's too much way too much I'm gonna show you something that is going to seal the deal as to why my guy is creepy okay okay over the years there was one victim a 14 year old girl who fought back with such ferocity yeah that rabbit had to give up he goes into the house she's coming out of the bathroom there's nobody else home he forces her into the bedroom and this girl Bitt, Claude,

Yeah, when they're there at age, they don't know to not use their teeth. Her dad was a police detective. And she fucking fought this guy. He goes down to the kitchen and gets a knife. And then she goes, okay, I won't fight you. Just put the knife down. He puts the knife down.

She gets the knife. Nice. She breaks the fucking knife. Nice. And he eventually just leaves. But I have a clip for you. I'd like to show you, Carl. This is our boy here.

This is Dennis Rabbit in prison being interviewed by the news about this 14-year-old girl. And if this isn't the creepiest thing you've ever fucking heard, I don't know what to tell you. I asked Dennis Rabbit about his attack on Tammy. He choked back tears when he remembered. Very strong young lady.

She should be very proud. I went through a lot of heartache. Or her. Whoa! The one that got away. Yeah. It's like she dumped him or something. I went through

a heartache. He goes, she's a very strong girl. She should be proud. She should be very proud. Wow. What a lunatic. Just put this guy down.

What are you doing? What are you doing with this guy? He is a problem among problems. Jesus. Here's how he got caught. Okay. They cracked an investigation in December of 1998 thanks to a license plate. Okay.

So this guy Eugene Frigo was home with his girlfriend. He hears a noise outside of the house. it's our boy Dennis peeping through windows he checks the blinds and he comes face to face with the man standing on his porch the stranger bolts down the street and this dude Eugene chases him down the fucking street and gets the plate number of his van

now of course he has a van he calls the St. Louis Police Department reports the van's plate number and it turns out that rabbit was actually pulled over that night for having incorrect plates but they let him go on his way So now they have an idea of what was going on.

There was an attempt to break in later that night. And it turns out that very same night, Dennis Rabbit raped a pregnant woman. Oh. Like a block away. Investigators. How pregnant? Can I ask? It doesn't matter.

Okay. And he went down. I assume he went down on her too. Investors eventually determined the plates have been stolen. And a few weeks later, detective tracked him down to his residence, arrested him, took him to jail and made him give a saliva and, fingerprint sample the first one that they had had but the problem was back in 1998 DNA test results took a little bit of time they released him and the very next day he was fucking out of town

car yeah i would do that too quin dq says put glasses on this guy as it's carl i don't think i don't see any resemblance that's bullshit holy shit no no there's no no there and all that's not dude you're gonna draw glasses in real time you're gonna photoshop you need to get the frosted tips so You don't look like Dennis Rabid at the South Side Strait Rapist anymore. All right, so he leaves town, sorry to do. Yeah, he leaves town, and he gets arrested four months later, Carl, an Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Local police were searching for a missing 15-year-old runaway girl. Shocker, guess who they find her with at a hotel? Uh-oh. Yeah. And once he was arrested, the gates spilled. He started confessioning all the way back to 1973. He was charged with 49 counts of sodomy, rape, and robbery. A lot of the things he confessed to, statute of limitations, they couldn't charge him on it.

The memory on this guy is incredible. He put guilty on all counts and received 16 life sentences. He is locked up today being an insufferable cunt because he found Jesus and he's preaching all about the dangers of pornography and women's boobs. It's not the pornography. No shit. Nobody rapes 100 women. That's a you problem. Yeah.

That's the worst part. you should have led with that. That's the worst thing this guy did. That's the closer. That's the nail of the coffee. Go to the creepoff.com and vote for Vity. All right. I bring to you Terry Blair,

Terry Blair, born in Kansas City, Missouri. And this guy's pullout game is Week A.F. In 1982, he murdered his 19-year-old girlfriend who had two of his kids. I was pregnant with a third. Okay. Two kids pregnant with a third. 19 years old he was 20 that's really bad what is he what team does he play for so he's getting

turned to the dolphins next year so what happened was the reason why he murdered her is because he caught her working as an escort which is a nice way of saying that she was a hooker okay he was a nice way of saying it he was sentenced to 25 years i mean if you call an escort you're like yeah i call an escort service so true story sounds sounds suddenly a good time when i was a kid you're like oh i didn't know what escort meant. I really didn't know that term. And when I heard someone to be a woman being called an escort, I thought that meant she was fat. I thought they were calling her a Ford Escort. You really are a dumb guy. Yeah, it's dumb as they come, baby. That's hilarious. All right. And I'm a douchebag crepe. He was sentenced to 25 years in prison. He was released after 21 years in 2003.

In 2003, Blair was released on parole after serving 21 years of his sentence. Shortly after, the police discovered the body of 45-year-old Sandra Reed on June 30th. Reed was found in the Prospect Avenue corridor, having been strangled with a broken neck. Blair was initially charged with her death in 2004, although the charges were eventually dropped. Oh, good. All right. Well, that's helpful for a guy who likes to go around strangling people to death, having the charges dropped. I'm telling you. Makes their life a lot easier. Thanks for the assist guys. It makes their life a lot easier. So because he was released, this behavior continued.

Shortly after his release, Blair committed at least two assaults. On June 1st, 2004, he forcibly violated a woman identified by the initials J.S. And then on June 6, 2004, he assaulted another woman identified by the initials L.L. I don't think that stood for Lady Luck. It was Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan. No, you're on to something there. Yeah, I don't want to say these, well, I think these people died. It's probably not the case.

And then... Wishful thinking, sorry. And then more bodies were discovered. On September 2nd, 2004, a neighbor, disturbed by a strong odor, discovered the bodies of two women, 58-year-old Patricia Wilson Butler and 38-year-old Sheila McKinsey in the garage of an abandoned home. Both were sex workers, and their bodies were covered in a tarp. Butler's body had already begun decomposing, while McKinsey died from both strangulation and a broken neck. so what I'm saying here is that this guy knows how to hide a dead body it's pretty good it takes a while they're already decomposing by the time they find him in fact uh spoiler we're gonna have one that was found long after her death coming up by the way this is all from the mysterious seven YouTube channel these clips and I'm playing for you thank you mysterious yes thank you mysterious seven and so this is one of those guys so after he kills these four women he starts calling 911 and confessing one of those assholes even though later he denied the

that it was him calling it, but they figured it out. They figured out where the phone call was coming from and they got a voice analyzer and all that shit figured out that it was him. So just one of these guys who just wants to take his victory lap, I suppose. Nothing worse than that, right? There is an attention-seeking aspect to these sociopaths, which is really wild because it has to be narcissism, right? Yes.

Like obviously people's lives don't matter to them. They need credit for it. It's not good enough to be the announcer on the Tonight Show and to be the phone screener for the Howard Stewart Show. They need constant credit for it over and over again. That's the problem with these sociopaths and narcissists. Yeah. The guy can't even scream the people ringing his doorbell properly.

All right. Let's find out what else he's up to here. Subsequently, on that same day, the body of 31-year-old Cladetta E. Juniel was discovered in the woods near an abandoned building. Juniel had been strangled and suffered a broken neck. Meanwhile, 25-year-old Darcy I. Williams was found in an alley with her neck broken and strangled using her own clothing. You see a pattern here

of any? These are all sex workers that he's strangling to death and breaking their necks. Yeah. And the way that they caught him was that when he first got out of prison back in 2003, he met up with a prostitute that he didn't kill. But he told her some things

that she then testified. This is her as a witness on the stand. Right as he got out of prison, we had an encounter that this man named Terry Blair said he was going to kill all the prostitutes. They were scummed the earth one by one. So his mission was to kill every prostitute

one by one. So I feel like it's almost like putting away drug dealers. Another one's just going to pop up. You know, you're not going to kill all the prostitutes. It's wackable. That's the same crusade that Gary Ridgeway and that dude we did in Alaska

who was hunting women. Yep. They have this mentality that, you know, prostitutes are vermin and they should be exterminated. And it's funny that, the police also consider when they find a dead hooker to be the less dead like the cops barely investigate this shit a lot of the time well it's it's harder yeah people don't know have families and friends harder to track down what's going on but you know you're right about that and remember this all stems from the fact that he's having a great life he's having a family young family he's

got his girlfriend all this stuff and then she starts cheating on him by being a hooker and he's like all right hooker suck yeah they got to go they got to imagine being in prison 21 years and the whole time you're just stewing on this. And you're like, as soon as I get out, I'm murdering every fucking hooker. I would imagine it's a controversial opinion at the lunch table at jail. Hookers are the worst. What the fuck are you talking about? What are you talking about, bro? Are you going to be if there are hookers here right now? It'd be amazing. All right. So this is the last clip I have on here. No, it's not. No, it's not. And he's a liar. Authorities discovered a decompose skeletal body in an alley. Due to the advanced state of

decomposition, determining the individual's gender or race was challenging. However, later the victim was identified as Nila Harris, aged around 33 or 34, who died from strangulation and had a broken neck. Is that impressive they found a skeleton? That's how long this woman would have been dead. Yeah. That's pretty amazing. He had to, if he didn't break the neck, if he had just strangled or they probably wouldn't

have been able to tell what killed her. True. That is a good point. But this neck breaking thing is his M.L. Yeah. They were like, we couldn't tell if it was a man or woman. I was like, he murdered Leslie Jones. I get it.

Sorry. That would be very hard to do, by the way. Luzzy Jones would murder this guy. All right. So fortunately, Vinny, in 2008, he went to trial before a judge, not a jury. And he did make a deal so he wouldn't get the death penalty. But he was convicted. On March 27, 2008, Judge O'Malley found Blair guilty.

And he received six life sentences without the chance of parole for these six murders. Blair persists in denying responsibility for these crimes, leaving his motive beyond comprehension, except for compulsion to harm sex workers. He appealed his conviction, but his appeal was denied by the Missouri Court of Appeals in August 2009. Blair's presently incarcerated at the Potosi Correctional Center, located in Mineral Point, Missouri.

He never got out of Missouri, this guy. Born there, did all of his murdering there. What was the final body count on? No, so he was found guilty of, for seven murders, but was also accused in the murders of Sandra Reed and Nelia Harris, an additional assault, and three other rapes. Okay. I'm trying to do my crime math here.

I see what you're doing over there. No, no, no, no, no. I see what you're up to. How many people did your guy murder? Oh, he didn't kill any of them. Oh, okay. Well, that he just psychologically traumatized a six-year-old by eating out his mother in front of him while holding a gun. my point is that you got a murder and a rape like how many rapes equals a murder is it like four four rapes to a murder Aaron Taylor is saying seven murders equals 700 rapes I don't know

he might be right that math looks like it checks out to me no I think it's like four to one maybe there's a rounding error somewhere I don't know listen man I this math is not for me I'll just go ahead and say that I think my guy is way creepier I'll go ahead and say we'll let you decide go vote who would you rather the creepoff.com who brought the bigger creep from Missouri this week Brian Johnson metric folks who would you rather not sit next to it

a party the serial peeping Tom rapist or the guy who murders hookers because he thinks they're garbage I don't know I'd have a question that is a very good question I'd much rather have a conversation with the guy who's got opinions on hookers uh huh that's just me though

well it's a good question and that's one people will consider when they go to the creepoff.com and vote for who they thought brought the bigger creep this week because this show is a competition. It certainly is everybody. As you know, all right. So Carl, have we picked out a name for this segment yet? Well, I don't know because this is different. I want to think my buddy Jeff Spangor, I see in the chat here. He's hanging out. Hey, Jeff. He sends me over some good stuff. And he sent me this link. And this comes from the Colorado Ped Patrol. Oh, I know those guys. Oh, do you? Oh, I know Colorado Pet Patrol. I thought you would like

this one because this is are we doing Pito Hunter Theater. We are doing Pito Hunter Theater. I did. You know, I was so mad of you for a couple minutes back then. Now I love you. Yes. Now I'm going to come there and give you a hug. I think you're going to enjoy this one because it's a special kind of Pito. I'll let the video speak for itself here. Play the first clip. Oh man. Now that I know it's Pito Hunter Theater, I do not like how these are labeled. The first one is labeled. Kissing

is okay. Well, hold on. Let me switch. over here. Yeah, this is, let me do this. This is not great. Oh, no. My name's Tommy and the Colorado Pet Patrol, all right? What we do is we monitor the internet for adults lurking for minors. Another one.

How old is this person we were talking to? Okay, so that's a minor in the state of Colorado. You're going to take her shopping? Yeah, I never said anything else. You know, say it about kissing, nothing like that? Um, guessing is nothing with that. You know, it's a felony to meet any minor up here in the state of Colorado. Did you know that class three misdemeanor?

telling me? Did you know that? You didn't know that? You didn't know that? You didn't know that? It's crying. All right. So for people who aren't watching this, this is a 61-year-old man dressed up as a woman. I have a clip of when they first saw her in the parking lot.

What the hell is he supposed to be? Yes. This is, Jeff said it over to me, goes, well, wow, D-Slerters really let himself go. Holy shit. Holy shit. You're not watching this. Picture D-Sider with a wig on. No, picture D-Sler.

Schneider with just longer hair. Yeah, with a redhead T. Snyder. So this is the 61 year old man dressed as a woman who was rendezvousing with a 13 year old girl on a McDonald's. And we're going to find out now he's like, listen, I was just going to take her shopping. Nothing crazy. Like, you talked

about kissing her. Well, yeah, I mean, maybe. She's into me. What are you going to do? So let's continue on here. Let's find out why he liked this girl. I don't like this title either. So what was your attention to do? Did you love a 13-year-old?

Come on, hit. I liked her for her personality. I liked her for her personality. I like how she picked a pub out of her team. I know. She is, he is very disgusting. Okay. This person.

You ever like a 13-year-old for their personality, Vinny? Not even when I was 13. I was just as you say the same thing. I don't like any 13-year-old for their personality, but... Listen, 13-year-old girls are the most obnoxious, annoying things on planet Earth, and they're lucky they get hot when they're older because if they weren't they would never make it to 13th because what would happen is we would just start murdering them at birth well or before birth that's a little controversial isn't it thanks trump all right um so let's find out

what the correspondence was between these two because of course these are the guys you were posing as a 13 year old girl there never was a 13 year old girl so they have all the correspondence and all the records right there in front of them all right here we go you were meeting a 15 year old who you said you could teach how in a truck I never said do you want me to read it to you

I never said I teach you a you know I did you want to learn do me to read it to you I know what I said what you said I said I could teach her but I didn't say I was I said I could teach her how to fuck I love fucking stuttering John logic

is what that is I said it's possible anything's possible. I didn't say I was going to do it. It's fucking nuts. So I just for all the pedophiles out there are watching this very program, I just want to point out if a 13 year old girl agrees to having sex with you, that's not a 13 year old girl. Just FYI. Just so, you know, I don't, it seems amazing. It seems like you hit the jackpot. You found the one horny preteen who wants to fuck a 61 year old transvestite. It's not the case. Not going to happen. All right? Just FYI. Yeah. because there were photos being shared, too. So could you imagine a 13-year-old girl going, yeah, yeah, I want this guy to teach me how to fuck. Can you, can you tuck it a little more for me? Yeah, you can definitely see it's cocked through the Duras a few times.

So, of course, this guy gets into the, this is entrapment, argument. Okay. Okay, here we go. Getting heated, folks. Who reached out to him? You reached out to me. False. False.

again false you reached out to us we have every message entrap what she was well first thing what you're doing on dating get out of my face what the excuse me back the fuck then don't step towards you step towards me now you're stepping towards me do not get my face i will knock you the do not you're here to hurt our children i'm not no i'm not you're 61 years old

i like how they have shaved down justin brown in the background over there. I like how this is starting to turn into how our episode started today. These two just screaming at each other. Our episode actually is going to go to reverse. We're going to be best pals again. Yeah, precisely. Okay. So he's the one who was on whatever dating site this is, whatever this thing is, and initiated the conversation with this 13 year old girl.

So they're trying to explain to him. Well, it's not entrapment. We're not law enforcement. We're just posing as children to find creeps like you and try to get them off the internet so if you play my my next track here they talk more about um what she was asking this 13 year old girl to do and watch how she laughs about this or he i'm sorry i'm gonna confused can we just they them it yeah they them all right laugh man it has to do with the law it's illegal for me to have intercourse with you that's what you told a 13 year old child that's right down for whatever i would

submit to you a 13 year old child but i Go into the bathroom and take picks of yourself undressing for me. Well, child. Oh, well, a 13-year-old child, that's a seventh grader. You think this is funny? She seems to be giggling about that. She's like, well, yeah, I know, I did tell her to send me CP. This really went in a weird direction because at first was like, I didn't do nothing.

What do you? Like, you said, that just it turns to do. She's a fucking animal. Ain't I rascal? I'm a stinker. all right that's good that's gross so it stops being fun and funny for this person and now we find out why this person is trying to meet up with a 13 year old girl is it because when they are in drag they look like a creepy version of the wendy's logo a little bit yeah do you see why we're doing

i see why you're doing it and i'm sorry i did this i'm not going to do a kid it's just i'm a very lovely person this being this you don't have friends and i get desperate for friends if all i want You're allowed to do whatever you want. We don't care about that. I don't need friends. People don't like this. This is me. I'm in the wrong body.

People don't like me as a man. And I'm just for the fine friends. You don't like you as a man? No, they don't. Yeah, he just unlikable. I'm an asshole, that too. A reiteration of me sucks. I love the.

Oh, come on. I'm lonely. I don't have friends. Yeah, we'll meet someone who's 58 and hang out with them. Do you remember that whole thing? you were talking about in your show last week, but you were talking about like the kids and the LGBT stuff. Yes. And how there's like

this thing out there where people think that if they do transition or change, that it just instantly solves all their problems. Correct. It does not. I can assure you. It does not. But I love the sympathy card now. Well,

I'm lonely. What am I supposed to be doing? You tell me, buddy, I don't have friends like you do, obviously. Dude, that's fucking Dee Schneider. That is so funny. I know. It's so fucking bizarre looking. All right. So play the next clip here. We'll find out what he's talking to this friend, this 13-year-old friend of his about. Christ. This one is entitled shave. I mean, you asked her if she's shaved down there, dude. That's not like what friends would ask friends. Like, if that's what it was about.

Yeah, I don't think it's about friendship. I don't think that's what it's about. Hey, Carl. I like your personality and I wanted to know what her vagina looked like. So what? Carl. Yes. You shave down there? Swatter. Oh, God. God. Yeah. What do you talk to your friends about? Yeah, well, the Bill's game, I don't know. Anything other than shaving your private parts? I'll tell you what. The, the championship game weekend's looking pretty excited. Yeah, it is. Go lions. What are you doing down there? Land and Strip. What style you got going? Frosted tips? What do you got going? Holy shit. Can we agree? have the lions the rest of the way yes a hundred percent i'm all for the lions let's do it and you know what the niners will choke they always do that'll be great they're a stack team but i think

the lions are better coached and they have a real chance of winning that game all right so then they start scrolling through this big book he has of all the correspondence and this is only a couple days worth but there's tons they show up folks some of these i feel like you ever see the lawyers going into the courthouse they got the dolly with like boxes of documents dude it reminds me of the giant boxes of fake ballots they brought into Detroit so that Biden won the election. It's that much. It's so much going in. Jesus.

Do we talk on this show about our wheel of consequence? Yes, we did. The idea is we have to volunteer as election workers. We did talk about it. I still want that on the wheel. Fill a backpack up with USB sticks and then walk. Make sure we're on camera. Someone's filming us and then trip and drop your bag and all the USB sticks fall on.

You panic. Start picking them all up. I forget where that came from. I don't know. It's a funny idea. And then run out and don't finish voluntary. What's the worst that's going to happen? Apart from the FBI of the Secret Service finding.

Well, yeah, that could be a problem. And then we just explained it's a goof, guys. Come on, it was a silly goof for the internet. Yeah. That's what we do around here, silly goofs. All right. Like you guys did with all that stuff. My next track here is one of the photos that he sent to this girl,

hoping that this would win her favor. Da-da-da-da-da. I'd fuck me You know I don't have a condom I don't think you did that on purpose Use condom and Lou That's a

That picture was taken after something I'm sure it was You see him get all Happy with himself Oh that picture was taken after something So in the background There's a used condom and lube sitting at a coffee table

Which is disgusting And this thing is posing in front of it And this is one of the photos If you could smell a picture. Oh, God. Do you imagine? I'd rather be considering John's a shitty studio apartment. I don't know.

I don't know. I'd rather take this creepy pito out for a beer than go inside of Stuttering Johns apartment. Yeah, you guys are both lonely. It makes sense. All right. So, Hey,

how you doing? You shave? My next track here is, this is why they've been stalling. They've been talking to this woman guy for 20 minutes. Oh, I know why they're stuff. Yeah. Just kissing somebody, no.

You don't think it's wrong to have a relationship with a 13-year-old. I mean, it's up to these guys. We'll find out what they say. And no problem. No problem. We got to, man. You're trying to meet with a 13-year-old. So there you go.

Let's go. I mean, what these guys are up to, again, I find it a little disingenuous because they're filming this for their YouTube channel. They want to get a lot of views on it. At one point, they're even like, whoa, do you see what she just did? That's a thumbnail right there. that's our thumbnail and so they're stalling they're going listen we're not going to call the police we just want to ask some questions and of course the police were coming on along

i yeah i like how this cap approach you kind of watch it was like gentlemen ma'am oh a lady all right so the cops show up i just have uh one more track on here there we go as much as you can have it that's yours all right but the book has everything in there um he did send two more messages basically saying he was leaving his house that we didn't record and said that he got accused of rape being a girl, don't know how long ago, so he was hoping we were real. Oh, boy.

I really hope you're that 13-year-old girl you say you are because I've gotten in trouble before for this kind of thing. I don't want that to happen. Yeah, probably not what you want to admit in your messages to a 13-year-old. Probably not. Like, let's just say it was real. Still, no reason to write that at all. Yeah.

It's actually kind of a mood killer. It is, yeah. When you're like, oh, you don't think I'm really a 13-year-old girl, maybe I shouldn't be talking to you at all. Maybe I shouldn't be learning how to have sex in your truck. What's the matter? You don't trust me, babe? Oh, God.

So that is my presentation for today, Vinny. I thought you'd enjoy that. We'll change a pace. Thank you to Jeff Spangler for sending that in. That's a fun one. Jeff, thank you so much. That was phenomenal. Great job.

Great job. You want to hit a couple quick super chats and then we'll move on to voicemails. Let's do it. See, we have a format on this show, people. We have segments. Gartner fan, two bucks. Curl, was it the Feathers, Bill, or Downytale? Freak.

What does that mean? I don't know. Oh, talking about me jerking off to the Howard the duck. Yes. What kind of ducks do you like the most? I assume you're into mallards. Reverend shit's state, powerful pooper, $2. Carl, so solitaire of the chiefs, he hit jobs, Missouri.

Shame. It was a video before the gate started, right? Yeah, because I knew you were going to be all sad. And I was going to be all upset about Kansas City. Yeah, there's jerks over there. So I gave you the opportunity to get a little revenge. I hope you enjoy it and took it. So folks, there were a lot of crappy people from that area, by the way.

I just want to point out. I was at somebody's birthday party yesterday. And how old was he five? Oh, do you go to a birthday party for a child? Kind of. Is that why? Is that a birthday party? It's a little kid.

There were some Bill's fans who knew I was the Dolphins fan. And I'm going to put it to you this way. They were a little drunk and I was just hanging out with Jess. And they were very like in my face assholes. And it was very infuriating to the point my wife was like, can we just go to a different table? What the fuck is wrong with these people? You can rile people up sometimes though.

You can be a little annoying. I didn't do anything. I was sitting there eating. Maybe they saw the way you celebrated when the bills didn't get in at the end of the first half. The game didn't even start yet. The game. No, no. I was about my house when we were watching.

the Dolphins' Bills games together the way you behaved at the end of the first half. What, celebrating my team? But I just, all I could think about was them last night and how miserable they were. And so when I said to that Taylor Swift thing, I'll just say, I'm sorry, pal. I wasn't trying to rub it in.

It's okay. Okay. We're good. You want some voicemails? Yeah. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to by the city of Sarathears. Bill's fans are so furious from Tyler Bass and they posted his family's medical history

on social media. Just kidding. It'd be the biggest piece of shit in history to do something like that. See you in Sarah. Oh, very topical. Well done, sir. He is correct.

So, Carl, we got somebody who's fact-checking us. Slight correction to the misinformation that was spread on last week's episode. If you do steal money, the IRS does expect you to pay taxes on it. That's why they arrested Al Capone for tax evasion he was making so much money doing his stuff

but they weren't getting any of it so they arrested it for tax evasion so if you rob a bank you should pay taxes on it if you get money from a fake charity scam you should probably pay taxes on it. Thank you

fuck you bye What would the taxes be on a iPad that you got for a round of course? That probably you don't have have to put out there that's under 600 bucks so you're probably okay with that hey guys submission first submission for the creepiest voicemail vennie this is a submission for the creepiest voicemail for the creepoff hey vanny vanny vanny vanny vanny vanny i edge to you and car all the time

go fuck yourself thank you fuck you bye well you're in the lead yeah definitely right there Yeah. This is, this made me laugh out loud, Carl. This is a call back to last week's cop cam segment. What's that cop's name? Who? The bald one. Who? The one that put me in handcuffs. Who? I don't know. No, that's the lady cop. Call back to Abbott and Costello. I get it. I get that joke. Okay. I get that bit.

And a message from our pal, Animal Kelly. Hey, fellas, Animal Kelly here. Happy Animal Kay Day. He's definitely rolling his grave with all this shit. But funny fact about South Africa. I actually worked with a guy when I was a concrete labor and silly. And whenever he talked about the blacks, he would just go, all these hook-it-flop-a-flop-es, he's flok-a-pop-eis. They can't get it. Like, where did that name come from, Craig? What are you talking about? And he talked about being in a war where him in South Africa was fighting like maybe a century. I can't remember which one, whichever was going on. But they were played. South African army guys or rebels. And he's just explaining the war and blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, what does I have to do with floppy? He's like, because when you shoot him in the head, they flop all over the ground. And we all laugh and laughed. It was great.

It was hilarious. Anyway, just a heavy, I'm okay day. Again, rolling in his brain. Fuck be on it. So they called them floppies because of what they shot them in the head, they flopped around on the ground. Yeah. Okay.

It's fun. It's a fun nickname. And it's definitely a conversation that has. at a construction site in Philadelphia. I believe that. I believe that 100%. You got any voicemels, Carl? I do not today.

All right. Well, if you want to leave us a voicemail, you can find the number at the creepoff.com when you go to vote. That's correct. Before we start our scum parade, got a couple superchats. Always a highlight of the show,

as we find out what people are up to in the past week or so. Let's take a look at Dang Lizard coming in with five euros. Dang lizard, who's a huge supporter of our shows. We appreciate that. Just joined. So Carl jade off to the female duck in the bath,

after watching the Marvel classic Howard the Duck. Correct. That was the joke, yes. See, this person knows Howard the Doc. What do you mean joke? What joke? Were you kidding? I think I was too young to jerk off when I saw that movie. It doesn't mean that you didn't. No, it doesn't. That's a good point.

Kirkland Red 100's two bucks. Have you reviewed Rainbow Dead social media yet? That would be interesting on this show. Have you seen Woke Dad? No. Or is this a different one? I thought he was maybe referencing woke dad on TikTok that we talk about in early socials. Maybe it's a different one.

Rainbow Dad. Interesting. Please explain. Yeah. We need more information. Simon 343. Oh, that was you, Simon 343? Way to go, Simon.

Well, all right. Congrats. Thank you for taking time away from edging. Just said this to super chat. Yeah, weirdo. Carl, I think it means it's time for the scum parade buddy. Scum Parade, take me on a rain of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum Parade, Vinny and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit.

Oh, scum parade, like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad, soaking up the blood of a cat. Scum Parade! 50-year-old Richard Joseph Banks in San Diego, you are our first creep up. He is a driving instructor, folks, and he is believed to be tied to nearly a dozen sexual assaults, where he also inappropriately recorded his young students during lessons. He is suspected of molesting teenage girls who are his driving students, as well as secretly recording their undergarments with sensitive areas using a camera he allegedly positioned in the vehicle.

Could you imagine down under the wheel? could you imagine Vinny you're a 16 year old girl who took driver lessons from this guy and he didn't try to molest you that'd be embarrassing I would just pretend that oh yeah yeah no he grew up to me too yeah yeah no he grumped all the girls right yeah he was into me we didn't see a video of you in his catalog I know I know I think he erased it or he got to lead it maybe that's the case because there's like literally everything nothing here even the downs girl he's got videos of that but not you I don't know I don't know I don't You know that one girl with the really awful braces that are still attached to the outside of her head? The thing that hasn't existed in 70 years, yeah. Her parents are so poor. She can't afford to raise her to shave her legs. She looks like a Sasquatch.

Yeah, she's in here. Yeah. Like a medical oddity. So he was arrested at Escadito, Holodon Thursday, and faces nearly three dozen counts of various sex crimes. Alleging six felony counts of creating child pornography. One felony count of lewd and lascivious acts with a minor. nine misdemeanor counts with sexual battery, seven misdemeanor counts of invasion of privacy with a recording device, and nine misdemeanor counts of child molestation. You, sir, are in a lot of trouble.

These incidents allegedly occurred while Banks was employed as a driving instructor for America Driving School based in Al Cajon. The owner of the company, Daniel Tackett said Banks' last lesson was November 12th. Three days later, Banks notified Tackett of a search warrant against the instructor, and America's driving school canceled only for future classes. So they're asking anyone who may have been molested We'll take a driver's lessons with this guy To please come forward So they fired him from the job Yeah

Could you imagine if his actions didn't violate the policies of the company And they're like, yeah, no, we looked it up And nothing against our policy that he did So there's another we could have you want to arrest him I mean, you could do that I imagine this guy's right home saying show me in your manual I read through this backwards and forward I don't see nothing that says

I can't take you know, fucking foot shots under upskirts is what I was looking for. Nothing says I can't take upskirts. By the way, this would not be a good profession if you have like an Asian fetish because I assume that those women don't take

driving lessons. Dude, you just come everywhere. You would just be coming everywhere all the time because they'd have to take them for a really long time. That's true. Yeah, you're right. They'd be there a long time. Yeah, so he's in a lot of trouble. And folks, if you are a driving sector, don't do this.

Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, please don't. That's bad. Hey, you want to go down to Tampa, Florida before we head down there? I do want to go to Tampa, Florida. What's going down there is Florida man added again? How the fuck does Florida man accomplish as much as he does? I don't know.

He's not lazy. That's one thing I tell you about Florida man, not a lazy guy. He's not. And you know what? I feel like before I tell the story, one of a jingle. One of the little jingle. Why so many creepy bugs?

This is us. Don't stop having her going home there. Maybe it's a song guest for a favorite Oceania get us. Uh-huh, ha, ha, ha. Come on Florida. Well, a 42-year-old man is incussing, and suspicious of fatally shooting a woman, Carl. Sounds like every day in Florida, but this one is a particularly terrible situation because he also injured two family members.

And he fired at the police because he was reportedly being kicked out of his home. Why? I'll get there in a second. Okay. According to a news release of the Tampa Police on Wednesday, January 17th, officers received a report of a shooting inside of a home. When they responded to the scene, they found a man named Michael Banks. They located two women leaving the residence after being allegedly shot by Michael Banks.

The Tampa Bay Times reports the victims exited the scene where the suspect's mother and daughter. Banks began firing to police shortly after. Officers returned gunfire but didn't hit the suspect and no one was harmed during the exchange. Banks eventually surrendered and was taken into custody. Now inside of the home, officers found 52-year-old Josephine Wentes in the kitchen with a fatal gunshot wound to the head and they recovered a muzzle loader on the table. According to the court documents, Banks's mother disclosed of the belief that she and Wentes spoke about kicking Banks out of the home because he was pursuing a romantic relationship with his own 17 years. year old daughter and we kept telling him you can't fuck your daughter until she's 18 that's terrible this is florida we have some rules there are some rules only allowed to fuck your own child if they are of age sir what a creep this guy is and they it's not even illegal to shoot at the police i don't think no that's fine yeah so if they draw their guns what are you supposed to do the mother says she had this conversation with this woman and the next you know she hears gunshot shortly after

She witnessed her friend collapsed to the ground while Banks stood over with his gun. Banks's mother said her son then fired at her and she rushed out of the home. During the shooter, Banks' daughter said she was in the shower, overheard the gunfire, and tried to keep the bathroom door close. She was like, fighting over me again. He was really lovely. The Tampa Times report Banks reportedly shot through the door at approximately head level. That's not smart. It's not romantic, dude.

That's your girlfriend in there. all these people killing the moon today you can't assault your girlfriend expect her to still like you who do you think you are ray rice come on dude this is like some bush league pistoria shit yeah the suspect's daughter escaped and bakes allegedly shot her in the leg as she ran away from the home that'll slow her down in an interview with police the tampa if you love someone shoot him in the leg if they come back to you all right if they come back to you they probably need medical attention that's not to say never mind banks said he overheard his mother went to as disgusted leaving with his teen daughter

and he became upset. Banks reportedly confessed the police that he wrote a letter to his daughter, insisted that she entered into relationship with him and not date anyone else. Fuck, and he wanted to be exclusive to. Control freak. Some Kevin Brennan shit right there. We're going steadyer. You're grounded.

You think you're leaving this house without me? We're going to a movie. Didn't I just take you to the mall? Did I let you wear my jacket? Do those flowers and chocolates be nothing to you? Kids these days.

He got mad. He went out of the kitchen, grabbed his revolver, and the kids just shot over to that. Girl, does this say? I don't know. Raider on a scale 1 to 10, and we know cup size or something?

I'm guessing she looks like her mom. This guy might have a type. Good point. So he shot through the bathroom door His daughter was that shattered leg He allegedly reloaded his farm Left the home through the back door Here the police yelling before the fire exchange ensued

Banks was booked to the Hillsborough County Jail Where he maids held without bod On charges of first degree murder I'm gonna go ahead and call this man a prisoner of love Good point Yeah You can't listen The heart wants what the heart wants

It does right You can't choose Sometimes it wants its own daughter You can't choose who to love in this world unfortunately so let's go to india i believe yeah this is a very confusing story no i got it it took me a couple of weeks okay yeah because i'm reading it and i'm like wait which one is who and what's going on here okay okay vita shari is the wife okay roha is the husband that i didn't that i didn't figure out see that's why i was confused so this woman uh

named Vita Sheree hired two hitmen to shoot and murder her estranged husband. Right. Who is now a transgender person. Correct. And she paid the people and they were murdered and she got arrested. Now here's the thing. According to the sources, the person who was murdered, his name was Roja. And Roja was harassing Vita Shari for money because they are now devised.

and this person is a woman now and wants alimony a dowry or something like that yeah wants like hey i want my part of the dowry but they're yeah yeah you own me a cow fucking no you change fucking gender fucking that shit man india's getting real fucking weird isn't it it's like some of their rules are like 2024 that other rules are from 1724 and that's hard to figure out so rohad come out as a transgender woman underwent gender reassignment surgery to become a woman. See, okay, this makes so much more sense. Because as I'm reading this, I'm like, what does transitioning have to do with any of

this? I didn't understand. Okay, now I get it. Yeah. Now, Vita is a child is a private school teacher, right, who has custody of their daughter. Right. And Roja wanted money. So Roja was showed up at the school harassed Vita Shari.

Now, this caused a nuisance at her job. And because the woman had been seeking maintenance. from the estranged husband for a child and herself. I had this mixed up. Now I get it. Sheree wanted child support from Roja for their daughter, but he blew it all on chopping off his penis. Oh.

So that wasn't covered by their primary insurance. Okay, got it. Right, right. The school management removed the woman from her job over the nuisance. Angered over it, Vita decided to kill her estranged husband. Now, guys, I just want to tell you. you don't do this don't fucking harass people oh i thought you're going to say transition to a different

gender i was like wow really no really taking a stance over here i mean people you know whatever i don't know what you were saying don't do this live laugh love victim blame you should have known better than to be a con victim blame and now it don't matter because you're fucking dead you've got your own self to blame now it's It's time to feel the pain brought by Carl and Vinay. It's such a crying shame to get victim pain. Don't get your ex fired, asshole. Is that a new one?

We've had it for a while, but it's pretty good, right? It's a rat song, I believe. It's great. It is pretty good. So Vita reportedly confessed to her crimes, and she gave in on the two people that she hired. So that's a fucked up situation. I happen to think that Roja is a creep for going to get

are fired and I don't really blame her for being mad. I don't think you should have them have them killed, though. Everyone in this story is a creep. Yes. Okay. Yeah. We're on the same page. India.

Moving on. Moving on. Let's go to Europe. How about the Czech? The Czech Republic. Let's go over to Europe, the Czech Republic. Beautiful country. And you know what I think we should do?

Let's talk about Matt, baby. Let's talk about yes, sir. Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things, met and see. Let's talk about meth. Drugs are bad. you shouldn't do drugs correct a semi-naked man high crystal meth was found running through a village in the check republic after slicing it off his own ears and penis before telling rescue workers i don't know why i did that does he mean he doesn't know why he did meth or why he sliced off his cock

ah column a and column yeah guessing the man was first discovered running down the street of a village near the northern city of eusty with a swollen face by police officers who quickly called paramedics to the scene, but as the paramedics arrived, they found that the man who was behaving erratically had suffered much more serious injuries that a swollen face. Noticing the blood, the paramedics moved the man's hair from his face and discovered that both of his ears have been

sliced off, then they quickly found that his penis had been cut off. On the spot, paramedics detected the amputation on both sides of the penis above the scrotum. Now, after they administered a sedative, the man admitted to paramedics he had sliced off his own ears and generals before adding, I don't know why that I did that.

And he said, this swelling of his face was from falling on the ground a bunch. So listen, guys, this guy's obviously an amateur when it comes to meth. I know there's people who are a lot more experience out there that don't have these rookie mistakes of chopping off the ears. I suppose. Yeah, I suppose. Usually lose teeth, not packs. Yes. But here's the question I pose. Why risk it? Good point. Honestly, I would hate to be in the PR department for big meth because it's just none of the publicity that gets out there is good. No one, there's never an article I reads like Guy Tries Meth wins the lottery. Never a guy tries meth becomes CEO of the company.

Never a good thing happens after doing meth ever. Now, here's the thing that really freaked me out about this. Obviously, this is crazy. But the reason they said this person did it is because he went into amphetamine toxic psychosis. Okay. Now, they are saying that he went into the state from a combination of marijuana and meth. yeah that's stupid it wasn't the weed i don't like that they're trying to play weed for this i think it's the meth part that fucked him up not so much the weed part yeah i've a lot of friends who

spoke a lot of weed and none of them ever chopped their dick off as far as i know yeah those ain't real dude good point big meth has an image problem you really does i don't know why it's so popular you would think it would lose popularity over time yeah seems really gaining popularity honestly this is how dumb i am i had no i thought meth was like a u.s thing no or or North America thing. I did not realize that this is going out of the Czech Republic. I thought those people do better. That might be one of our number one exports at this point.

Who knows? Maybe. But that is the scum parade for this week, folks. Actually, I have another article for us. No shit. Jeff Spangler sent me over one. Jeff. MVP today, baby.

And I'm going to read it. I'm just going to read it the way that it's written. Let's see if this is worthy of the scum parade. You ready? A youth baseball coach was arrested on January 13th, 2024, after he was allegedly found raping a child at a home in southwest Oklahoma City. Donovan Scott Shepard. Oh, boy.

Donovan Scott Shepard 39 got into a fight at the bar and was taken home by a woman who lived with him. The report is that a young girl was asleep in another room of the house at the time of the incident. The woman awoke to find Donovan sexually assaulting the girl in her room. It states that when the police arrived, they found the woman holding Donovan at gunpoint. and Donovan told officials he was HIV positive. Police reportedly interviewed the young girl who said this wasn't the first time. She told police that Donovan had sexually assaulted her several times before. One event was even said to have happened on her birthday.

Well, there's a fine birthday present for a young lady. Happy birthday. You have AIDS. That's not great. During one of the interviews listed in the affidavit, the young girl told the forensic interviewer, he raped me. she added it happens six times several parents whose children were coached by shepherd reacted to the news so yeah he was a uh a baseball a youth baseball coach who was HIV positive and raping a young girl and he faces several charges lewd molestation rape by instrumentation three charges of rape first degree of a minor under 14 exposing others to AIDS is a felony didn't know that interesting think you can get away with that pattern of criminal having legal ramifications, you're out of your fucking mind.

Lude molestation and pattern of criminal offenses, whatever the fuck those things are. A pattern of criminal offenses, rape you to child multiple times, okay. Charge them with it. Fucking great. Yep, you're charged with rape and you're charged with a thing that says rape is bad. Both.

Got you for both. It's called a two-fer. Bitch. All right, so that was a fun little story. I thought I would include. That was horrifying. Oh, that wasn't fun at all, my bad. No, no.

Now that child is actually awful. Now that child is going to be fucking, we got to get health insurance for this kid. Who's going to pay for that? All of us taxpayers. Of course. Welcome to Biden's America. Who flips the bill for children with AIDS?

Us. Thanks for coming to watching the creep off, everybody. I think we have one more super chat. Let's check it out. Kirkland Red 100s. He says that Rainbow Dads, they are gay Bills fans. Oh, okay.

I will look that up then. that sounds fun you mean all bill of fans right bitty i didn't say anything no you didn't dude you know we had a very interesting conversation with our uh yeah i heard i'm a douchebag i'm an asshole i should have fuck myself jim

florentine on uh friday at lunch some very interesting information yeah a lot of it in fact there was also the name of someone at the tonight show that you might want to talk to i heard that part there was some very interesting that came out in that conval stuff that I wish we could tell. We would have the number one podcast on the internet today. If we could say what we heard from this man.

I say we fucking investigate it and make the number one podcast of the world. We might need to do that. Can I also say my favorite part of that meal, Carl? I hate. When you were trying to make fun of me to your friend, Jim, he's just like, well, he seems fine to me, Betty. I don't know what you're talking about. Well, that's because he was sandbagging.

It's backfired on you. No, I was going to talk about the part when we were ordering. I don't even know what you're talking about. he's fine i like the part when we were uh ordering food and they had all of the hamburgers uh named after different local celebrities and jim just like can i we's can i what's a we's what's what's what's what's what's what is that and that i he had do you have a carl hamburger and the lady looks you have a carl hamburger and i just spitting water she goes she goes well all the burgers are famous things from rochester he's like do you have a carl hamburger

somebody just been on wheeze and show multiple times. So he's just like, what's a wheeze? What? I don't know what that is. I'm from out of town. Yeah. Such an asshole. Oh, dude.

Go into fucking eat with him. It's a trip. It's a different. It's a good time. One of the last times we went out, we wanted to do. I think we were in Syracuse. He went to a dinosaur and he walks in. He says to the service, like, can you get us a romantic table?

You're my boyfriend. All right, everybody. That's the creep off for this week. Thanks for being a part of it. We really do appreciate you. If you want to get a bonus episodes. a bonus episode every Friday slash Saturday-ish. That happens sometimes.

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Is that happening this Friday? No. We're going to have to get it scheduled with Dick. I am, I think I'm out of town. I think I'm flying a week from today. Okay. Well, I'll, uh, so you might need to find another co-host. Okay.

no problem or something there's people lined up you and just can do the show together my wife no our results girl oh there's a line of people lining up i'll have to consider all right if anybody would like to co-host the creep off with me please send me a dollar 99 maybe we can get simon 3-4-3 in his creepy uh voice mails go hosting the show all right we're done hey everybody remember i'm club fucking put it you ass white and it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice Good gear. Oh no. Jagging it, jagging it, jagging it, jacking it, spanking it, jacking it, smack.

I don't get it with my motherfucking ass on. It's the cream-all. Fuck yeah! This is very disrespectful. I don't know.