The Creep Off - Episode 200: Civic Pride

Episode Date: February 5, 2024

Karl & Vinnie celebrate 200 episodes with a Scum Parade! This week we meet a horny old lady, an amateur plastic surgeon and a pedo hunter who took things a little too far (DO NOT DO WHAT THAT GUY DID!).The score is currently Vinnie 4 - Karl 1, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Augusta burglar calls 911 after getting stuck & pooping himself - The Augusta PressCalifornia man who tried to blame his twin brother for two rapes is sentenced to 140 years (yahoo.com)Retired school worker, 79, accused of sending a child inappropriate Snapchats (nypost.com) Bloke beat fellow concert-goer unconscious because 'glare from bald head spoiled view' - Daily StarWoman Killed Pet Gecko In Garbage Disposal | The Smoking GunVirginia man gets 100 years for stabbing, beating co-worker to death because he took his lunch | Truecrimedaily.com‘World’s worst plastic surgeon’ accused of gouging eyes & slitting throats of victims in back-alley ‘Frankenstein’ ops | The US Sun (the-sun.com)Texas man, James Spencer III, arrested after posing as minor to lure pedophile (nypost.com) Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! Guess where, you just got into Cool Guysone.

Zone Disg's on. Disgusting Degusting, Vomit-inducing thing. Ola Creepos, welcome to another episode of the Creepoff. I'm your host.

My name is Vinny, and joining me is Hot Carl, straight from Florida. You want to tell everybody? What is happening? Vinnie Paulino. I have to tell you, you know, we don't talk about enough. What's that? How great our intro music is. We don't talk about enough on this show.

It's some great music. I'm going to tell you. Do you have the best music and podcasting? We might. The drummer, fantastic. The bass player fantastic. Oh, yeah. Rhythm guitar, amazing.

Yep, yep, yep. And also the, also the, well, the weak link the lead the lead guitar it's good too the guy who wrote the music i wish we do like a plays the melody we need a little fan some some fancier riffs in there maybe oh i'm just kidding we do the drummer we can agree the drummer is very good we have fantastic music we have fantastic host it's the creep off it's monday carl is broadcasting from a closet in florida and here we that's correct i've moved into my closet it's official it's unbelievable here i am Oh, you sound better.

You look better. You look happier now that you're in the closet. Yes, this is where I belong. Never coming out again. Good for you. Vinny, I got some shit to talk to you about. Here we go. What did I do?

I watched your episode with Blind Mike. Blind Mike was fantastic, of course. Expected that to be the case. Yeah. But you said a couple of things on there. I was like, what the fuck? First off, you said that I don't like the scum parade jingle that Sarah made. I love that jingle.

Oh. You go, Carl only wants me to play the ween one. He doesn't like this one. Now, I know that you're joking. You know what? But Sarah has set us so many great songs and parodies over the years. And for you to say that Carl doesn't like it, we're talking about. I love that.

I don't want you to play the ween one every time. I will stand corrected. Sarah's probably watching going, what the fuck? I will stand corrected because I legitimately thought from all those times you said you hated it. See, that's what I mean. You made it seem like you and I had a conversation behind the scenes or something. I'm just like, I don't like that one. You don't remember when you came in and you got to be.

You play the weed one, fat fuck. You play the weed one. You don't remember that? I don't remember that. I don't think that happened. I'm pretty sure. That did not happen. Something else you were yelling about.

Okay. So what else did I do? Another thing on that episode I got some fucking problems with you about. I love what you think when I'm not around. You think it's not going to get back to me. You think I'm not going to watch the episode and see what you're saying? You never watch the episodes. What did you say to my buddy, Mike Geary?

About you reading the stories. Is that what you're upset about it? Yes. Yes. How did you know? I knew you were going to read the stories. I'm like Carl. I was fucking around.

I always read the stories. I was fucking around. You always read the stories. You always read the stories. Mother fuck. You love Sarah's song. I can't trust you. I have to be on the show.

Unfortunately, I was on an airplane in the air. But next time I'm just going to broadcast from the airplane until they tell me I have to stop. Okay. I can't trust you. Is there anything else that I've done to upset you? No, that was the main thing.

Okay. That was that. Well, sure there's nothing else. I might have one more thing that might upset you. I'm sure there's nothing else. I have one more thing that might get you a little annoyed. Might get you a little hot under the collar. And you know who I'm going to let tell you? I'm going to bring in our results girl, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hey, what's that then, Jess? Hi. You love it when we started off arguing, don't you? Yeah. You look so upset. You know, you're not helping your your thin

skinned case by yelling at me about all this stuff. You really aren't. You're really not helping yourself but uh really veney well i got some words for you shut the fuck up ass wipe and suck my cock anyway cut that point as a girl just that's doing great um can it before did you know that we did a vote last week carl yes okay and basically the premise was our category last week even though we didn't spend a lot of time on it was creepiest podcast co-host correct and i was nominated twice yeah but for different things though you were nominated by mike for who are the socials as the creepiest co-host and that guy works with that crag dude and apparently there's some rumors going around about him and then i now i think mike started them yeah that i nominated you

for all the rumors that i started about you not reading stories and stuff like that i nominated you for the creep off so let's find out who gets the point does it go in the guest column or does it go into the Vinny column, which would put Vinny at five points, which would be, you would be spinning. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Does I beat you the week before? Yes, sir. You're not allowed to get a point when I'm not there. Fuck that.

I played the game. I played the game. Let me ask our official rules critic here, Jessica. Is that true that Vinny can get a point when I'm not there? I didn't create the show. I don't know. Jess, come on. I plead the fit.

I'm out. She's the worst. Okay, hold out a second. Hold on a second. I see what's going on here. Just like it's paid directly by Vitti. So she thinks that Vittie's the only person she needs to be loyal to. Okay.

Okay. I see what's going on. I don't remember in the past if that's what happened before or. It's not. Okay. I won't stand for it. But I have no say. Carl, before she tells the results, I just want you to know that if I win,

maybe I'll show mercy on you. If you stop, if you, if you calm down and get ready to do like a show, If you stop being so upset How dare you Maybe I'll show you some mercy Maybe I'll take the teeth out of your jugular Just a little bit You know what?

I'm actually starting to agree now with Blimey who said I can't believe I had to do two shows With that fat fuck last week And I said thanks, You took one for the team But I appreciate it That was nice of you

It was nice of him Yeah He bet it All right now I'm gonna go on WATS On Thursday I'm just gonna be like Why are you telling me I'm calling him a fat fuck

You know that didn't happen And by the way, aren't I doing you a favor to a WATP on Wednesday? So now you have to fucking broadcast with this fat fuck three times this week. That's true. I'm looking forward to it, buddy. I'm going to be filling in for Lucy Typebox as we compete like we always do in our midweek episodes of WTP. But that's beside the point. Let's get back to what we're talking about.

What are the results, Jess? So in the category, I was told to read this word for word, In the category of creepiest podcast co-host, Vinnie and Carl from the Creepoff beat Blind Mike and Carl from Who Are These Socials by two votes. For the first time ever, Vinnie beat a guest one-on-one. Fuck yeah. Do do-do-do-and-do-wop. Bullshit. I was told to read that word for word.

okay i'm not mad at you jess i'm not mad at the the messenger you having coffee yeah calming down over here me too let me calm down a little bit so bitty congratulations on your big victory i'm really happy carl it was a joke i'm not going to make you spin the wheel on it i was fucking with you but i really wanted you to think you were going to have to there for a minute well i really wanted uh jessica to actually come up with some type of opinion or something on the show, but very quick to just go. Are you out of your mind? That's not Yeah, she's just like, nope, I don't do any

of that kind of stuff. I just do what Vinny tells me to do. Yeah. I just edit videos. I added the clips. Here's what I want to talk to you about real quick, Jess. Well, I have you here. I have some, on the Reddit page, we have some great new questions for you, Jess. Yeah, hi, I saw them. Good, good, good.

I was hoping that would be the case. Yeah, I'm actually going to pull them up because I don't trust Jess to do it. to read them all. She's not trustworthy. I agree. Well, if you can't trust Jess. Here we go, folks. First question. This comes in from

a surgeon citizen. How many hilarious jokes is Tony forcing you to edit out of his HTML debut? Surprise enough, not that many. All right. But he told this is, he told me to bleep

when he says the N-word. Oh. that's a good choice it's a good decision wow well he's gonna be happy you reveal that

since my episode I'm gonna god damn episode 200 son oh Carl's all upset we're throwing Tony under the bus and Vinnie smiling

for fucking ear to hear baby that was the funniest thing you could have said that was the funniest thing you possibly said no nope we're good we're moving on next question manny in the episode

asks for it to be bleak okay that was perfect you nailed it No, no, we got enough information. All right. Hold on, Jess. Next question. This one comes from Street ad 5896.

We've been reviewing some footage. And they'd just like to know where you were during January 6, 2021, Jess. Good question. Where were you? Were you at the Capitol with Carl? I was working at Joanne Fabrics. No, no way. No way that's true.

No, I was no way. I think I saw you were interviewed by Chrissy Mayer that day. I'm pretty sure I saw you run by you had a backpack on and you were carrying a podium you had a podium in your hand you probably still have it all right uh next one came from uh my nipples are hard and it says hey jess would you please tell your parents we have to switch next friday at eight two other couples had to cancel this week so it's just better to reschedule so could you forward that okay yeah the problem with swinging is it's a lot of schedules you got to coordinate it gets very confusing so

Thank you for putting that on the Reddit. That's a great way to communicate to Jess's parents. Yeah, it'll get to them directly because no better, no better go between me. My parents, my parents aren't on Reddit all the time. Well, Dr. Penis. They're too busy fucking their friends if you get on Reddit. I understand.

We know what they're off to. It's fine. Let's move on. They're just fucking all of their friends. They're busy. And what other words that Tony wants you to bleep out? anything that rhymes with like stink

or spook rhymes with don't just say the word does it rhyme with a Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Gino no spook is a is a spy

it's an agent I have an uncle undercover agent I have an uncle up in the Adirondacks and that I was thinking of a G word but go ahead I'm sorry but I got you up A very, very pasty white man, and his nickname has been spook his entire life. And he's told me it's gotten him into some uncomfortable situations.

So, not one that you want to throw around all the time is what I'm trying to point out here. Also, Mani Muskets is in the chat. Hi, Mani. My boy, Mani. Mani, you're very funny in the episode with Tony. It's turning out really well. He says, that's every white girl's alibi right there. yeah manny told him yeah what would tony say if he saw manny in the chat jess

nothing this is the best episode ever wait did you think that wait hold on did you think that i meant that no that's what you said you said tony said that's exactly what he said the question was what a tony had you bleak about that he said and tony's thrown out of end every instance of him saying the edward is what you said we have his plate his death i just realized i had to bleep out every time manny said the edward uh don't change your story now don't change your story now tony tony

i got to tell you these people from philadelphia they feel like they just throw that word around it's incredible uh dr ted penis astronaut my favorite person on reddit says hi jess I want you to imagine Vinnie and Victoria's Secret lingerie. Okay, thanks. Oh, that is the right face. That is the correct face for that. Yes, we're all grimacing over here. Ah, all right, all right.

That's enough. This video's going to get flagged. This video's indecent. Goodbye horses. Okay. Guys, Jess, you delivered the best news in the world to me today. So I'm thankful to you. Carl is the creepiest co-host of all time.

There's no question. He came in first and second place. Oh, that was the news you were excited about? Okay. Not for me. I was more excited about other things. But yes, great job today, Jess. Well, finding out about Tony's racism was pretty good, too.

No, he's not. He's not. Bye, Jess. I mean, the fact that he uses that word casually on a show, it just seems I wouldn't do that. It's just pretty crazy. But, all right. I mean, hey, listen, Tony can do whatever he wants. Join us next.

with just me to's him Tony I'm so sorry you know what I mean Tony bye Jess have a great week what what what also what Tony and I did a commentary track

for this movie called Noah's Shark and there was a guy in that movie that looked just like Carl really handsome guy huh every time he was on TV we're like Carl you sure was a guy then I'll check that out you sure it wasn't the shark the shark was barely it was a bad movie the shark was barely in that movie

no no actually i rather watch baby oh sorry guys sorry guys sorry guys sorry guys uh by jess have a great week we'll see you next time carl oh my gosh can you imagine i i got to figure that tony from act movies is telling jess a lot of things to add it out like when he confessed to having such the underage boy you know all the things that he's up to over there she probably said it out so that's a big job for her that kid just had school. I'm proud of him, proud of that child. I'm glad that he's doing better after that monster. Carl, we're doing a weird show today, aren't we? We are. Not a traditional show. Vinnie was nice enough to not give me a full assignment since I am down in Florida. We're hosting

friends here. So I've been trying to take some days off. I actually didn't do a WTP on Saturday for the first time and I don't know how many years. Dude, when I saw that you didn't do WATP, I was slightly concerned for you. I figured the guy needs a breather because you do. Here's the thing about Carl. Holidays will happen. Like a lot of holidays fall on Mondays, folks.

I don't know if you've noticed where most people get off. And I'll say to Carl, hey, man, it's a Memorial Day. Do you want to take off for Carl? No, it's a Monday. It's a work day. Yeah, it's a work day. We work on Mondays. It's fine.

We do work on Monday. So Carl, Vinny, you know me, man. As long as I get a nap in, I'm good to go. go let's do it that's all i need i'll work any day of the week you know that what's so we're going to do a little bit of different format today good for you for you for owning that by the way good for you so we're going to do a little bit of different format today um we brought in a very fun video of a woman getting into a fender bender that i'm excited to present to everyone today uh and then we do have a bunch of scum parade stories oh boy do we oh boy before we get into it though

can we hit these superchats people are thrown us a few bucks and we appreciate that very much like chris primer five bucks says scola 111-1 i don't know what that means thank you chris and blackface levy and if you got some oil like blackface levy that's fun i imagine that blackface levy it would be way darker i would imagine he would go straight up actual blackface where it would be black right because he's old school that bob levy hey uh he's fine what are you doing your tips by the way speaking of bob levy well let's look at that next uh blackface levy super chat in there nice tips caro so i have not uh gotten my frosted tips yet because i lost the bet with bob levy i'll be doing that after the super bowl can i ask you this question isn't it easier to get

those done in florida than rochester isn't that still kind of a thing down there probably maybe yeah probably you can get your mullet tribs you could get your tips frosted you can do lots of things in Florida kids. I actually have multiple hairstylists staying at my house right now. So you're right. I probably could have gotten that done. Multiple. Yes.

Oh, you. A like NT rec. Thanks for the five bucks. Vince, the lawyer's show just got removed in the middle of it laughing my ass off. Did it really? For what? Interesting. I wonder what he's up to.

C-Moss 4044. I fucking love you guys and the show. Ween is awesome and so are you both. All of that. That can be true. Thanks for the super chat. Seymos 4,04, with support like this Carl can treat Vinny to an extra two million pizzas. An extra two million.

It's my lucky guy. See Moss, thanks for being a member for seven months. That's awesome. I'm sorry I cut you off there, Vinny. I'm a little off today, not being in the studio. So I apologize. Well, you're in your elements. You're back in the closet.

I've done that twice now to you today. It's fine. The Mechanical 8, thanks for the five bucks. Vinny F. and Winnie, nice for us, the tips, Carl. Go take a nap. Thank you, Mechanical. Dude, as soon as the show is done, and my workday will be over for the day,

and I can finally get back into that bed. So get my nap, get my nap on. Before we jump into this cop cam video, which, by the way, phenomenal. Yeah, who sent this to us? I wanted to give them credit. Somebody sent it to me, and I just went through all my stuff to try to find it. And I apologize.

I cannot find it to us. I apologize. I couldn't find it when I was trying to give credit. So thank you very much for sending this in. Well, you give me credit because I forwarded it to you. All right. Well, thank you, Vinny. You're the best.

You're welcome, buddy. I'm glad. So this week, Carl, traveling on Monday next week, I'm out of town. So Carl's going to be doing a show supposedly with somebody next week. So get ready for more blind mic. Probably be the best episode of the creepoff ever. But whatever. We'll figure it out.

I'm sure it will. All right. Well, you got the video ready there, Vinnie. We're going to start with track number one. Now, what you're seeing here, I got rid of the setup here. The police have just arrived on scene. There, it's a woman who rear-ended the truck in front of her. And the reason which you're going to hear a couple times here is because the light turned green and he did not move.

She didn't realize that even though the light's green doesn't mean you can drive through the car in front of you. You have to wait for them to actually start accelerating before you could move through said green light. But anyway, so this woman drives into the back of this truck, and she is not too happy that the police are there on scene. It seems like you would be thrilled that the police are there because every time I've ever been in an accident like this, you sit around, you wait an hour for cops to show up to do the thing. It's annoying.

The cops are there. They're taking care of this for you. This is a good thing. It's bad that an accident happened, but the police are there to help in these situations, folks. From what I gather is her, she rear-ended him, because he was sitting on a light that was green and then she and I'm trying to talk to and just calm her down and she's like officer I have to go you can't leave yet don't leave I'm in the middle of an order I have food I have food in my car I have food in my car

all right I've been there I want to say that this is the grubhub driver that I want she is taking her job as seriously as she should my food is getting cold you better get it to my fucking house i guarantee you i guarantee you she forgot like three things in the order there's none of the napkins or any of that shit she's probably eating fries out of the bag when she rear ended this fucking truck yeah she's not the grubhub driver i want carl she i i know what you're going for here but i'm going to lead it and say no i don't want well my my clip number two here benny it turns out the police officers know this woman they know her first name we know this woman too, I believe. Yes. He wouldn't fucking let.

There was a green light. There's a accident. Why are you yelling? Why are you freaking out? Because I'm in the middle of work. Okay. So she's flipping out because she's very concerned about this job that she has, driving for Grubhub or Postmates or whatever it is. And she's worried that she's going to lose her job if she doesn't get the food to the people.

Now, six months prior to this incident, you played the video on this very show, this woman was trying to scare her boyfriend by calling 911 on him. And I brought that video, that's by number 10. Yes, to remind everyone, this is the same woman here, six months prior to this incident. We watched this video with the live audience at WATP Live in Michigan. That's right. Okay. Yeah. So basically what we're seeing here is that she called 911 and the police showed up.

She hung up right away. But the police showed up because they called 911. That's what they do. So she's trying to deny that she called 911. So the police officer here calls her phone and she answers it. He's like, yeah, hey, this is the number they called 911. So let's see what happens here when she tried to scare her boyfriend. I have to go to work.

We got a call. Hello? Hi. Oh. Okay. So that's the number of the call. I actually have two different numbers. That's the number that called 911.

Oh, yeah, right, it was. Okay. I have to go to work, y'all. I have to go to work. I have to go to work. I have to go to work. I'm not talking to you. I'm not speaking to you.

I have to go to work. Who else is inside? Okay. I have to go to work. You guys are going to cause me to lose my job. Please let me go to work. There's no one inside. Please let me go home.

Please, I have to go to work. I have to go to work, sir. What's coming out? What are you doing? Oh, my God, stop! Get the fuck away from her! It's still funny. It's still funny.

The greatest thing ever. She's just trying to scare her boyfriend and that ends up getting the cops, tasing him, taking him down. That motherfucker came out of that room hot, though. He came out that door hot, like the fucking Notre Dame logo. He's fucking ready to throw fists. And that's not the way you want to greet the police. So this woman has a history from what we're seeing of not being quite rational. Well, she's hysterical, but you got to appreciate her work ethic, right?

That she just wants to go to work, which is great. That's a good point. We can tell she obviously didn't. She obviously didn't keep this job because now she's doing. towards hash or whatever the fuck that's true that's a good point but but viny though for people who are just listening to the show i know we have a lot of listeners um yes it is a white person yes just in case you know you're wondering who would have such a strong work ethic she looks so she all right tony all right let's go to uh my can you edit this part out can we go to my clip number three here certainly um she wants to get in her car now look at the damage on this car vini you can see it right here in this shot this is perfect yeah all she did was dent in the hood a little bit. So concerned is that the car won't start. She wants to go start the car and make sure that it's going to start.

She's very concerned about this. Yeah. This does not look like a bad accident. What it looks like is the trailer hitch on the truck, caught the front hood, and the hood got crumpled up a little bit. It doesn't even look like it's crumpled, but the thing hasn't even popped. Like the latch hasn't popped. That's how not.

Right. Correct. Not severe. You could drive that thing very easily. Yes. All right. Do you want me to hit play? Yes.

Sorry. Taylor. No, no, no, no. You're not getting in the business. I'm not. Not getting the business. No, please. Okay.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Stop. Please get here, please. The cops are trying to arrest me. Kayla, we're not here to arrest you. Ah! Ah!

Dude What if that guy pops out of the trunk? Ah, what are you doing by the woman? Well, could you imagine getting a phone call from this woman? Like, okay, what is it now, Kayla? Now what's the fuck's the problem? Oh, man.

That's what he's screaming about? You know, it's a different boyfriend. She has sort of anxiety issues, I think. Well, probably a little PTSD. I can understand her not wanting to see the cops again. And that video that we watched had to get out there, man. That video was all over the place, I bet. Yes.

So it probably changed her life. What she sees the cops. I think that video has over 2 million views on YouTube. Yes. It needs more. More people should be watching it. All right. So then my next track here, she's convinced that this is the last day of her life.

It's over. Okay. Did it do anything? Kayla, get out of the sleep. Get out of the street. I'm going to do anything wrong. Okay, Kayla, settle down. My friend of my car is fucked.

My life is over. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Well, honey, look on the bright side. The back of your car isn't fucked up. Dude, she literally thinks this is the end of her life, the fact that she got into a fender bender. I mean, if you're living your life, for us that is going to end everything for you.

I can see why she's so stressed out. She has a lot of pride in that civic. It's not a nice car. Yeah, she has civic pride is what she has. I see what you did. This is, yeah. So nobody's ever happy when they get to do an accident. No, it's not fun.

Yeah. I told you at the time I had a woman who acted like this. She ran into the back of my fucking car and she got out screaming and yelling at me. And when the, the fucking cops came. They heard that somebody was screaming and yelling, and I was standing at the side of the road. They assumed it was me, and they came at me super heavy and made me, like, go sit down. I was just like, yeah, I don't care. She's crazy.

Right. Watch out for her. She's the problem. This is so bizarre to me. I don't know how you get this worked up. But, of course, she is like running away from the police officers are like, man, we just need to talk to. We just need to file this accident report. And she's running away. Get away from me.

Don't talk to me. Get away. Get away. And so the police officers at a certain point are like smirking a little bit. What the fuck it's going on here? And she does not take kindly to that. This is funny. My next track here.

Oh, hold on. Gardner fan. Hurry up, Suttery Jada's waiting for 7-Eleven winks. There's a guy in Kenoga Park gets very upset if I'm not on time. He needs his beer. My God is gone! It looks driable to him. My daughter is thrown!

Oh, why are you laughing? I'm not. Why do you think he's laughing? Somebody clip that for blind, Mike. He needs it for his show. Why are you laughing? That's pretty good, yes. It's fucking hysterical.

So then she calls her mom. So you notice she's on the phone the whole time. Like the only people who are going to be able to help you right now are the police officers are trying to help you right now. Your boyfriend's not going to help you. Your mom can't help you. Just talk to the police officers. We'll get this figured out.

Could you imagine getting a phone call with that, with those noises coming out of your phone that high pitch screaming oh vini the tightest pussy in the world ain't worth this it's just not worth it i'm sorry all right let's go to uh my next track here poor mother well i don't think i don't think tight pussy is this one's problem no i don't I don't think so either. Mom, I want to f***ing myself. I want to go and I'm going to f*** myself. I'm done.

I'm done. This is insane. Kayla. Yeah. Your radiator's fine. Shut the fuck yourself. Your radiators. I'm going to get a picture quick and I'm going to get you out of here.

Are you okay? Are you okay? Just flicking the cops out. Whoa! What an idiot! The radiator's not. Shut up! You should be able to do.

driver and you're not leading okay she just told her mom she's going to kill herself she's ready to unalive herself over this fender bender she's going to visit greenland soon this could you imagine being the mom she probably gets this call three times a week like okay cala calm down it's gonna be fine they're out of nuggets i'm gonna kill myself Jesus Christ Kayla just just get a chicken sandwich that Kayla Kayla you can't He took the bread off and dip the sandwich into the barbecue sauce. It's the same thing. It's not the same.

I'm going to kill her. All right. I hate Kayla. Yeah. Kayla sucks. This continues on my next track. I can't. Sorry,

I was going to throw that. I can't believe she did it. There's no damage to his. It doesn't seem like. There's just damage to yours. Yeah, I know. Great. Funny.

Great. Get away from me. This is how an accident is. Stop. Don't talk to me. Why are you freaking out? Why are you freaking out? Why is she freaking out so much?

And does she, do you think that you can get the police to stop talking to you if you just yell, don't talk to me? This is the worst kind of person. And here's why. This is the worst kind of person. Because she made a mistake. She ran into someone else's car. Correct. And this is how she's acted.

This is the worst. There is nothing redeeming here. there's only one type of accident that you already know whose fault it was immediately without even seeing the accident and that is a rear end correct it's always the person who drives into the other person's fault every time uh joe dicker thanks for the ted bucks he says at one point an older cop is standing there with a look at his face like why didn't i retire last week yes yes because the the cops get exhausted by her this goes on for quite some time i just pulled these clips here but this just goes on and on the police are like are you going to fucking calm down so we can talk to you and get this thing figured out of it out i'm getting too old for this shit so now the question of course manny muskets leave it divining out every food hack god damn of course so now it comes up like okay ma'am it's fine do you have insurance they're going to cover this it's not a big deal because she's screaming she can't afford it it's the end of her life so trying to explain to her it's not a big deal yeah so let's see if she has uh insurance or not well if she's out there working on those apps you have to

have insurance right no shit require yeah yeah i would imagine proof of insurance Do you have her current information? Do you have insurance? I'm not giving you anything. Do you have insurance? I'm not giving you anything. All right, well, we'll just give her a citation for no proof of insurance. Okay, give me a citation. I don't care.

That's fine. What am I getting a citation for? I already explain it to you. I'm not going to sit here and debate with you. Fucking awesome. You told me, you just told me that I should kill myself and fuck you. That's what you told us. You have insurance.

You are involved in an accident. You need to provide insurance. I don't have the information. Then who is it, Kay? I don't know. She's really helpful, isn't she? Just fucking throw her into traffic. I would love to see her to a job interview.

Have you ever been in a high pressure situation? And how did you handle it? By screaming and yelling and freaking out. Like, okay. Next. Let me tell you something. When she started stomping like Herman Munster, I would tase her if I was a cop. I would just be like, I would be the same.

I would have the same attitude. Write me a ticket for tasing this bitch. I do not care. Write me a ticket. Take me to jail. It was worth it. But this is, isn't this interesting though? Now, thinking back to that other video we watched that I played the clip from, and you think

about the boyfriend that she lives with. And the boyfriend heard her screaming out in the hallway and came out ready to fight whoever she was screaming at. So he knows this must go on all the time. She must flip out about everything. Well, and that's what surprises me. Because if I was in a relationship with this woman. And she was screaming it like this with everybody.

I'm not throwing fists for her. No. I'm letting her get knocked the fuck out. I'm like, I'm like, it sounds like there's like three or four gentlemen beating up my girlfriend. Good. Maybe she'll learn a lesson.

Hey. Finally, give her mouth shut. I'm going to go high five those guys. Yeah, right. You know what? I'll give him seven more minutes that I'm going to go out there and do something about this. Hey,

you guys got Venmo lunches on me. All right. All right. Let's get here. Let's see the exciting conclusion to this one. Oh, God. I hope it's a... We got her?

I have to... Oh, number nine. Number nine, yeah. Sorry. I don't know. So she were into the car. Yeah. So, got a ticket and then no insurance.

Yeah. Okay. Easy enough. My goodness. Kayla was charged with disorderly conduct for her behavior. Okay. So she went from having a fender bar that was going to ruin her life. To making it way worse for herself.

To just played old sucking at everything. And disorderly conduct, that's a misdemeanor. I don't think that's a felony. But it's still not good. Still not good to have on your record. I mean, this is Wisconsin. Who knows? Yeah.

You don't want to have. Listen, this woman is a menace. She needs to be locked up. Disorderly conduct. Whoever this judge is needs to sentence her to some type of fucking, like, therapy or something. because she's fucking pranking 9-1-1. She's running into people. She's telling cops to visit Greenland.

She's not charming. You think this is fixable, but you think if she just talks to a professional, she'll figure it out and cooled out. Okay. No. I don't think it's fixedable. Yeah, I don't think so either.

But here's what's going to happen. If she goes into therapy and they start working on this shit, what's going to happen is somebody's going to be keeping an eye on her and she's not going to be running around free being. a problem well someone in the chat has mentioned prozac you might need to just drug her up to the point where she can't feel feelings anymore i'm going to go with uh shot out west shock therapy lobotomy might work lobotomy yeah i mean let's bring it back maybe there were some good things that came out of lobotomies we don't know yeah they do those quick you get those done in an office

in an afternoon they give you a lobotomies actually i think one of the people in our scum parade was performing one we're going to get a little bit we're going to get there hey carl speaking of scub parades you feel like going on one i do yes let's do it all right or do we want to do voice come parade son i do but do you want to do voice smells first or do you want to go to scub parade all right let's do this i got uh we got like three super chats let's hit those real disgusting do voicemail vomit inducing thing you got it all right what was that that was me hitting the wrong button Dang Lizard with five euros.

Dude, I love this guy. I think it was the best. Hey, Carl, did your guest shit in your pool or just Vince McMahon for your haircut? Are you saying that it looks like Vince McMahon shit on my head during a threesome? Is that what you're saying? Dang lizard? A little bit. Nobody shit the pool last night.

So that was a good news. Nobody was having, that would be a bummer. Nobody was having disgusting anal sex and fleeing shit all over your walls. Not that I know of, although. Listen, I'm just in my room, so I don't know. Yeah, you haven't checked the guest rooms, yeah. I am not. No, I'm not that nosy.

Jimmy's neglected mother with two bucks says, hello, Vincent. Such a handsome young man. Hi, Jimmy's neglected mother. I hope you'll be tuning into subredited surfing to say hello to your son tonight. I know he never calls you or rights. Gardner fan two bucks. Oh, go ahead. Seems overly proud of those awful floppers.

She is. She is. Maybe put a jacket on like I do. Nobody wants to stare at my tities. Nobody wants to stare at hers. good points all right let's uh we got joe dicker already so let's uh hit some voicemails all right you sponsor for this segment i believe we do our friends in syracuse the creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of syracuse a syracuse school went into lockdown twice in one day

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Hey, guys. Congratulations on episode 200. Thank you. A couple weeks behind. But maybe I hear you got it in you and I'm glad Carl's bidding and if the pet kid, fuck you call. You fucking cheated. Yep. That's right. What?

I don't know what you cheated on, but I'm sure you did. Yeah, well, what are we talking about here? I be more specific. I, yeah, call back, call back, and please everyone call and list all the ways Carl cheats. That'd be great. Finney, as much as it pains me to say it, Carl was right. Ow! The Ocean Man scum parade theme is the best theme, and Carl is...

Oh, he's right. She's thinking that it's the best one. Call me back if I don't die for blood loss. So the one time that it wasn't anything that I actually thought or said is the one time you guys get to be crushed. You'll feel better knowing that I don't actually think that, sir. Okay. You'll feel better, sir.

Please don't bleed out. Unbelievable. This is podcast, Prophet, submitting my entry for creepiest voicemail. Hey, they, car. Hey, there, Vinny. A lot of you stick two fingers in my new front hole. A thumb in my asshole and carry me around like a goddamn bowling ball to the bedroom where you can lather me up with oil and get roast me.

So, you know what? Something about the term new front hole is a turnoff for me. I don't know about you, Vinny. That's where I immediately, my mind stuck through the rest of it. I heard something about lather. I don't like hearing somebody use the word

lather me up. Also, based on where the front hole goes, I'm not sure that I could get my thumb and two fingers in. There's a lot of distance there to cover. Yeah, you might go thumb in the front hole. Well, whatever. Okay.

All right. I'm listening. All right. Vinny, I got a voicemail for us here. Great. tomorrow i have an idea for a free fall of consequence it is to wipe your bear asshole with buffalo wildlings blazing flying in front of a hot chick thanks have a good one what do you think where are we gonna get a hot chick from well i mean there's that one that works on i mean we both have those

her name is jenny jingles oh i i thought we both had absolutely hideous horrifying women and we would never be allowed in the presence of a hot woman, but yeah, I don't know if I want to rub hot wings sauce on my asshole. But, you know, Vinnie, tell me if I played this one before. I can't remember. Hey, Carl. It's Tim. I just wanted to tell you a real quick, funny story.

Oh, uh, also, uh, I'm sorry about your bills. I, quote, as a Buckeye, I understand, uh, how a team can fuck itself over and they have no one to blame but themselves. So I tell you on that one. Um, a little quick funny story. So, uh, me and my boyfriend were in the car on Monday, and I was playing, um, the pre-paw. And, uh, you guys were making jokes about female Asian drivers. I was.

I was doing that. He was like, oh, wow. That's, that's real original. These guys, you know, talk about being, you know, talk about other people being attacked. And they're out here making, uh, Asian driver jokes. yeah no shit today which is Tuesday he just texted me and he's Asian and he got in a he um apparently was getting going to work and was getting off at exit and wasn't paying attention and was going too fast and he didn't want to hit the car so he ended up running into the

concrete barrier he's fine not too hard but it's hilarious because this is his second wreck in less than two months so i think you guys might be on to something i think so too you know maybe it wasn't so hacky that you guys were making those comments anyway don't call me back and listen i'll tell you a real-life story i dated a korean woman for like five years and so i know for personal experience i'm not making some some hack reference that we've all heard carl last week did you listen to the you listened to the episode you said right obviously because you wanted to yell at me um yep Did you hear the story You think you could get away with that?

No, God. Oh, hold on. Hold on, I got it. Hold on. Never mind. Who cares? We did the story about that cup, about the mother and son

who murdered the grandfather and said ghosts did it. Or they murdered him because he was killed by ghosts and his body was possessed by a demon and they had to kill him or he was going to kill them. A gentleman has some comments on that. Great.

Vinny, you brilliant bastard, you have made murder doable again without serving time. How has nobody thought of this before? You're going to get a woman on the jury, and all you've got to do is bring up two things, and you'll have at least one of them fucking hooked, which is crystals and horoscopes. Now you can throw the ghosts in there, too, but she's like, yeah, you know, the person was acting weird, and, you know, they're in Aries, and I'm a Sagittarius, so I put, I'm a... I put the rose courts under the pillow, and, you know, they didn't change. So I had to fucking kill them because, you know, Sagittarius and crystals.

And have you ever tried to talk a woman out of believing that shit? Fucking impossible. The other jurors are going to be like, yeah, we're not going to get anywhere on this, that fucking innocent. I am going to go kill so many people. Love you, bye. Have fun. All right. Congrats.

You know, we are murder consultants on this. show what's the name of our company we have we decided what it was he somebody wanted it to be clubby and chubby's murder uh consultancy and chubby's pretty good but i was going to say hamburger and hamburger helper but no i like clubby and chubby i was going to go with tits and teeth tith tith and teeth is good too wow yeah well that's a popular name if anybody wants to make a jingle for our murder consultant business i'd really appreciate it that'd be fun uh carl we have something that I'm really excited to report. It's a creep report.

From our pal, the great Seamus. Ahohoi, great Seamus here. I tried calling and didn't realize how long I was taking, so I'll try to actually make it very quick. I have a creep report. My brother-in-law's brother had been dating somebody for a while. He was going to start bringing her around things. He suddenly did not do that.

He got a phone call, or he was with her at one point, got a phone call, and her ex had broken into her house. Long story short, it turns out that he had been dittling her kids, and there was evidence of it that I think he went to retrieve for whatever reason, and then she ended up being somewhat compliant or knew about it, and this went on for far too long, you know, which for any amount of time is too long, but it went on for an extended period of time. And, yeah, so now she, like a bunch of her family's disowned her, and it's going crazy. I'll get more, I asked my sister to get new updates on from him to see what's going on.

let i'll give you guys further information as as i have it but yeah long story short uh yeah she enabled the next to dill her kids for a long time so woohoo creep apart thank you fuck you bye i love that story that's not great story mark that's not great but thanks for letting this so yes we always appreciate the creep reports you don't talk about it off on here but if you do run into an actual creep in real life we want to hear about it call our voicemail number you'll find it on the creepop dot com let us know and just to the great seamus he also left me a voicemail and w tp that did not play because it was over two minutes great seamos come out buddy we got to move things along a little

faster on these voicemails that is correct now carl you know what dude chris says play it again i missed it get all right one more time get fucking bet. Carl, it's time, buddy. All right, let's do it. Just kidding. I don't want to trigger you. Skull parade. Take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum parade. Vinnie and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit. Scum parade. Like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad.

We're soaking up a blood of a Cats' Cup parade. Aiken, Georgia, Carl. Aiken, Georgia, Brandon Thorne, he's 22 years old, and he found himself in a bit of a problem the other night. Around Wednesday at midnight, he called 911 for help from a stolen cell phone, saying he was locked inside of a building. Now, this is a high-rise building,

and they had to take an elevator to rescue him, from the 15th floor because he was trying to break into businesses, apparently. Now, they use the space. You don't hear about the, uh, taking an elevator to rescue someone. You know, maybe the ladder. Sometimes you have to get that really long ladder that they have on fire trucks and rescue someone. But I feel like rescuing someone using an elevator, something I could pull off. I'm just saying.

So by the time they got this guy dangling between the floors or however they got to him, he had shit himself and he had feces all over the back of his pants and he had been in another part of the building apparently sitting down because they found his like shitty ass prints in other places

so he shit himself before he was in the perilous situation and he was walking around this building causing all sorts of havoc in the middle of the night You don't have to be CSI to figure out where the shitter was earlier that day It's pretty easy to figure out while your screen froze at a very funny spot. Vinnie, all right, so there, buddy?

Be a little sheepish. Do you fucking fix that goddamn camera now that you have to deal with it? I've changed the cable and I've changed the camera twice. I still don't know. I've switched the cameras. I don't get it. I don't either. It's probably a faulty Google Chrome if I had a guess.

Must be. Fucking Google Chrome's. I'm happy this guy had a good story for the cops, though, as to why he was in the building in general. why he broke in that building on the 15th floor why he broke windows to get in why was he in the 50 yeah apparently somebody was trying to kidnap him two guys that he can't describe were trying to kidnap him so he had to hide Carl now to break into the building to hide from the kidnappers yes now okay how long did he go along with that story do you think about five minutes until they got him into the cop car and he confessed no one was trying to kidnap him but he could not offer any other explanation as to why he was inside my advice sir tell him it was demons it was demons it always demons and horoscopes and crystals um yeah i like that that story fell apart immediately the cops like okay so why were these guys trying to kidnap you he's like never mind there's no kidnappers good news though they made a good point in the story that they were able to get him a nice

clean pair of orange pants when he got to lock up so oh good all right that's a good news now I didn't understand how he was stuck in this building, Vinnie. I don't know. Maybe it was described it and I missed it. But did he even try the stairs? Did he try hitting the elevator button to see if that would get him down to where he needed to be? So from what I could gather, he was stuck between two places. He was trying to go in from a hallway into another part of a building.

And he had to hang himself over the drywall or something. He got caught in part and couldn't get himself out. So he had this. So he had this phone so he could make that phone call. So he had some. call it neither one he you know he had shit himself at one point but he was legitimately physically could not get himself out of the area he was trying to burrow through to get into this business so oops not great at that not very good you ever he's young he's 22 maybe he'll be a better criminal

in the future in his 30s or something live and learn yep you live and learn episode episode 200 might be called live and learn I don't know it might be Celtic or uh civic pride it's pretty good too civic pride's good yep a california man carl he is a twin have you ever wish you were a twin you ever think that would be fun to be a twin no no obviously we know uh trucker andy has a twin brother brother joe and um yeah that's a weird relationship no i've never wanted a twin brother i'm very happy that uh i don't you know i learned something interesting about twins that they have the same DNA and I did not know that I did not know that I thought same fingerprints too right I mean they're identical people yeah which is weird do you

think they give each other hand jobs because it's not gay because technically like they're they're like you know giving themselves a hand job because like they're the same yeah yeah it's just like jerking off but it's better yeah is that what I'm for sure and he told you that yeah he told me that they ticker the balls all that stuff yeah okay weird well he did that I'm kidding Andy and he never jerked his brother off or vice versa as far as I know remind me to hold on a second disgusting vomit inducing thing well you're the one who's head went there I wouldn't have thought of that okay fine cut that pot out a California man who tried to blame his twin

brother for the rapes of a nine year old girl and a jogger was sentenced to 140 years to life this week Carl all right here's a controversial take on this one Benny so your identical twin brother, raped a nine-year-old. Shouldn't they both go to prison for life? It's like that guy who's exactly like you wanted to rape a nine-year-old and did. We're worried about what you're going to deal. You got to go too. Yeah, yeah.

Or what happened here is we have the good twin and the bad twin. Oh, like in a GI Joe. Yeah, like one of them has a goatee. I'm guessing the raper has a goatee. Okay, yeah, good point, yeah. And these two motherfuckers, DNA, these attacks happen in 1995 and 1998. They keep all that DNA, dude. And eventually, if you raped somebody in the 90s, they're probably going to catch you, just so you know, in case you were wondering.

At some point, they're going to get through all of these logs and they're going to get to your fucking. Sorry to tell you, Carl, you're out of one. Not everyone, though, right? But not every single person. No, every single one will get away with that, right? No, not really. They catch them all. Okay.

Genealogy technology led investigators to Kevin Conther, the man who was convicted and sentenced, and his twin brother. So they got the both into, they arrested them both at the same time and brought them both in. They interviewed them separately. And let me tell you something. This guy, Kevin, I had to look up another story here, Carl, and I forgot to send you the link to this. Here's what Kevin was saying. He goes, it was my brother. My brother's a sicko.

He was molesting my girlfriend's kids, too. he blamed he made up that his brother was molesting his girlfriend's children no shit yes he made up a lot of shit and the other one is that they're like I don't know anything about this what do you mean my brother raped somebody like because he knew he didn't do and he's like my brother did this he was the one who was completely innocent the whole time and the other one was going you ought to look at him the one guy smart what do you do the same thing if you had an identical twin wouldn't you definitely blame all of your crimes on that person yeah yeah i would because you imagine that conversation where the brother's going dude why did you tell the cops that i did that and you're like well because i wanted to get away with it what what do you mean and that's what got them busted and that's what got them busted because they ended up together in a detention area that was being filmed and recorded and the one was going why would you tell him i did this is like oh i want to get away with that and they used that evidence i thought maybe you could spend your life in prison instead of me i thought that's why i did that i thought maybe that'd be

better for me i got to take care of my girlfriend's kids dude don't you understand so need me these people are so fucking stupid every conversation that you're having even when the police aren't in the room with you is being recorded and listened to dummies when you're in the back of the cop car they're recording you when you're in custody in any way you're probably on film unless your name is geoffrey epstein then the camera's cut out just for an hour or so caro i'm going to move on to our next Guards fall asleep. By the way, Vinny, I know that rape is not about sex. I understand that it's a violent crime.

Yeah. But a girl who's actively jogging. Yeah. Smelly. Yeah, it doesn't do it for me. Not a good time. My wife runs and it's kind of hot. I disagree.

I hate going to jogging stuff, but the shorts. I'm good with the shorts. Vinny likes a sweaty girl. Fair enough. Oh, she's got a shower after, but I like the shorts. Let's not be creepy here, Carl. I'm going to need you to do me a favor. And please keep it in your pants.

Oh, boy. What an asshole. Please, Carl. I know this is what you're into. I know this is what you like. What an asshole. But I'm going to need you to calm down when I tell this story to everybody. Okay.

This is a now retired 79-year-old middle school employee. She was arrested for allegedly sending inappropriate texts and Snapchat messages to an underage child. Sue and the message was the message was I'm so hot for you oh no that's just a hot flash my bad the message was I bait you cookies now let's see that dick do you know what they don't specify in the story of whether it was a boy or a girl that she's she's messaging there well because there's no such thing as gender in schools Carl oh good point it's 24 there's no gender very ignorant of me yes you're correct I didn't get it together so Michigan State Police began investigating her after receiving a report that she was texting and messaging the unidentified youth on the social media apps.

After the victim was interviewed by the Child Advocacy Center, search warrants were obtained for Ashes Home and several electronic devices were seized. I am shocked that a 79-year-old woman has multiple electronic devices that she could have these types of communications on. I was going to say this might seem obvious to everyone, but if you're pushing 80 and you have Snapchat as an ad. app you should be arrested you're up to no good with that thing i like what uh jfk headchunk says she's a lunch lady six yeah she's not so bad he could do worse you could serve me sloppy joes honey uh so gam gam gam what did you text that child gam gam gam he's all 40 again gam gam gam gam your pussy's not wet come on don't text that to children her body count has got to be really really high carl really

high oh god so felony warrant was issued for her after the electronic devices were reviewed and she's been arraigned on monday and she's sitting in jail on a five thousand dollar bond and the charge broadly covers indecent acts as well so we don't know exactly what she did or what she said but uh carl's all hot and bothered well all i know is that if she shows up with her boyfriend to a comedy club vini's got at least 10 minutes oh oh look at these two you got a cute couple here you two fucking are you fucking that's what that's my right itself dude don't blow all my material out here like this this is not all right sorry my bad i'm burning your most important bit i'm it was so nice of you to think that i had 10 minutes too

Jesus buddy you're a good friend you're a good friend um either way she is uh being held let's get let's get her off the screen and we're trying to gain viewers not lose them right now all right well let's talk about this guy he looks friendly doesn't he carl yeah he seems like an ordinary guy this seems like an ordinary guy well let me tell you a little bit about him his name's andrew ridley 57 years old he beat the shit out of a guy named mark stevens at a concert they're going to see a band called Monster Truck at Birmingham England's O2 Academy I've seen Monster Truck twice

they're fucking awesome okay that's a great band they're Canadian right they are yeah yeah okay I think I know who they are I'm gonna have to give them a listen I saw them open for guns and roses they were really good what year was this oh man it was before slash and Duff were back in the band

it was when guns and roses was just axel and a bunch of dudes so it's going back away bucket good old bucket head was it no it was post bucket head but pre slash so it was not a great time to see guns and roses it was not the best lineup it was before chinese democracy it was just before chinese democracy

oh i know bini that's why i said monster truck was awesome that's that was the point fucking locky and i have been talking about guns and roses for like a couple of weeks for some reason he's making a pair of shoes for somebody they're Really sick. Check it out. Dr. Omega Tattoo. But I went to Apple Music. Guns and Roses has been releasing singles for about three years now. And they are. Woof. Dog shit. Unbelievable, Carl. I want you to go give them a list. And I would love to hear your opinion. What is it about that where these brilliant songwriters only have it in them for a certain amount of time. And then it's over. And when it's over, it's over.

it's because home of carton he might be the greatest songwriter of all time uh billy joel i mean you look at these guys who had prolific careers and then they still want to write music when they're in their 60s and 70s you're like oh gosh please stop putting this out what are you doing somebody send this memo to wringo we don't need another album from wringo in 2024 wringo was never a good songwriter no shit i'm not i wasn't putting him in that category but i just say the mother i mean i could push his garden i mean obviously it's a great song but But other than that. Okay.

Wrong. Billy Joel, by the way, didn't he retire from music? Isn't he not writing anymore? Well, he, yeah, he started to retire from rock music, went to classical and then went, this sucks. And now plays all of his hits once a month at MSG. And I went and saw it. And it was fantastic.

All right. Enough about this, though. Let's talk about this monster truck concert. Yeah. So they're watching the show. And apparently what was happening is this man, Mark Stevens was standing in front of Andrew over here. and they got into a little bit of a fight

because Mark was a balder gentleman then Andrew over here. He was missing some hair and apparently the lights from the show were reflecting right off of this man's baldhead into our boy over here, Mark Andrew's eyes. And then apparently Mr. Stevens said he had been offended by insulting comments made by Ridley who was complaining over,

hey dude, your fucking bald head in the lights. Now, what ended up happening? happening was, Mr. Ridley pushed Stevens to the floor, knocking him unconscious. Then Ridley straddled Mr. Stevens and continued to punch him in the face and the body. So he must be the biggest monster truck fan in the world. I get the feeling that even though this fight was supposedly, allegedly about glare coming off of a bald guy's head, I get the feeling that that's not really what was upsetting this person. There's something else going on there. You don't beat a man half to death because of a glare you know i think there's something else to it have you ever been to

a concert and a fight breaks out before yeah oh yeah i have i have a fun story we went and saw i might have told this before but i'll make it quick we went and saw watch this great seamus this is how you do it we went to see eagles of death battle in toronto and a fight broke out and a guy's earlobe got bitten off nice the dude spit the earlob out on the floor it was a pretty intense fight my cousin tony bit a dude's nose off once really yeah bit off a big chunk of a dude's nose and spit it out no shit how do you do that i assume that he was hungry like you i must have had ravenous it's pretty fucking crazy when people are biting off parts of all the people yeah there's uh drugs are bad you shouldn't do drugs you shouldn't and this guy this dude who got beat up he has a lot of problems from this

because he hit his head when he fell so now he's got a brain injury he's got short term memory loss all sorts of problems the last concert i went to i saw drive by truckers over at water street a couple months ago terrible sounds sucked ass but i'm standing there and i felt something hit me really hard from behind and a dude who was standing behind me had a seizure and just fell over oh shit yeah and I was really happy I wasn't standing in blood because like I thought blood was to start pouring out of the guy's head how hard he hit so yeah yeah yeah sucks yeah wear a helmet if you're gonna have a seizure yes yeah definitely wear a helmet either way I was let's get caught up on let's get caught up on some super chats real quick yeah people have been

very generous today and we appreciate that and then super chat Monday we even point that out yeah it's a holiday we love celebrating super chat Monday with all of you uh dang lizard five euros it wasn't ship prints it was just hemorrhoid blood and it could have been anyone of his family that's true yes sometimes people think that they shit in the sheets or shit in the tub but it's really just they're exploding hemorrhoids we have to make that clear we're all just human apes dog boy two bucks is twins do not have the same fingerprints carroll jeez they don't how is that possible no james gardner thanks for the four 99 you guys nailed it with the vince McMahon hall of fame entry

He's a goddamn monster. You are correct. And the more that's coming out, I think part two is coming up. Probably, it might even be this Friday, folks. It might even be this Friday. I have been reading this stuff ravenously. I am fascinated by how long this is going on for. And the rumors of this type of relations happening before and the suicide of Ashley Mazzaro back in the day,

there's a lot of shit here that is really, now that this is out there, shed some light on the past. That's all I'm going to say. Interesting. It's going to get more interesting is what you're saying. Real quick. I just looked this up. So it turns out identical twins have slightly different fingerprints. And here's why. I did not know this. Fingerprints are influenced both by genetic and environmental factors during the development in the womb. Interesting. So the one kid's kicking the other kid in the hand and his fingerprints are different. I had no idea. Weird. Now we know. Now we know. Joe Dicker, thanks for the Canadian $5.000. Nothing sexier than getting an n i've got worthers message carl now if she was your lunch lady you skipped oh yeah

god if she was your lunch lady come on oh i her face would be soaked all right side with three four three five bucks thank you i stumbled upon jeffrey upsteen's diary and the last entry was 12 years old. Oh, I get it. That's a good joke. And it's a pretty good joke. I don't know if you wrote that one, Simon. I'll give you credit for it.

I like that. Gardner fan says, I've seen Ringo's all-star band two times now and it rocked. Well, yeah, because it's not songs that Ringo wrote. It's the all-star band. Yes. It's the all-star band. That's the great part there.

Carl, let's keep moving on the skump parade because we got a super-sized scum parade for you today. We do. We have a lot. Let's keep going. January 25th, the West Virginia woman was charged with animal cruelty after she got into a fight with her boyfriend. Now, after receiving an anonymous 911 call about her domestic disturbance and an apartment complex. Get this image off the screen, Vinnie. What are you doing to us here?

No one's going to be watching our show. That image is up there the whole time. That's a good point. Not even me. I don't know. I was just thought I was doing a favor for you there. No, no. No, not my time.

Okay. a man called the cops anonymacy he said that Hannah Jones 19 years old they were going that they ran into a dispute he said we were going to have sex when they got home but it didn't work out as planned they got to a verbal argument which during which he called Jones a slut now I have to tell you when a girl doesn't want to fuck you calling her a slut never reverses that trend never once in the history of mankind has she been like oh yeah I'll show you who's a slut I'll suck your dick right now like that's That's not how that happens. Yeah, that is the wrong kind of reverse psychology, friend. Right. During this incident, this woman took the curtain rod off of the wall and started hitting the man with it twice, leaving him with the not and lacerations on his arms. And then she went and got his precious pet leopard gecko and went into the kitchen and turned on the garbage disposal and dropped his pet lizard. fruit to hell.

All right. Let me say this. Quote, because shreddy the pet gecko to pieces. I like lizards. I like geckos. So do I. You know, here in Florida, I give them names.

I hang out with them. But, and then I see my sister laws there in the chat. She's not going to like this. But is really, is killing a gecko really a felony charge of cruelty to animals? Like, if there's a mouse in your house, you can kill it, right? Yeah. Like, where do we get to a point where it's an animal that we are worried about killing? Like, this woman also smashed up a fish tank.

Does that count as cruelty to animals? Like the fish don't like leaving the tank. That's not good for them. I would say that if you do anything to hurt someone's domesticated pet, and I think lizard, a lizard that you keep... People have pet mice. You can't kill a pet mouse? You can kill a regular mouse?

You can kill a regular mouse, but you can't kill someone's pet because I'm guessing this becomes a property incident, maybe? a property thing? Dude, I think it's the way she did it. I think if she just would have, like, thrown it up against the wall and killed it, no one wouldn't even be talking about it. But throwing it into the garbage disposal

and shredding it to pieces probably was gross. It was kind of like that scene from Gremlins where they throw them in the blunder. It's probably like that. It probably was. I'm sorry. If my sister was still listening, I hope or not. Hey, Chrissy, do leopard gecko scream?

Just curious. I don't think so. I'm sorry to freak you out, Chrissy. Forget me. But either way, she's now under arrest, that slut. And she's been booked into custody out of $10,000 bond. And apparently she did post-bond. So she is out of jail running around loose.

Look out, PetSmart. Lock up the lizards. So speaking of sluts, Vinnie, did you see the big news with Kate Meaney this week? No, what happened to Kate Meaney? Kate Meany took to Twitter to explain that she's quitting the dabbleverse. Oh, that always works. The devilverse is losing Kate Meany. I mean, we're going to try to get through it.

I don't know if we will or not. It's going to be hard to see. I don't know if she's being fun or what she said she's putting in her two-week notice. Maybe it was probably a joke. Maybe she's taking my advice and getting some personality and trying to be fun from time to time. I told you, I think I've met her. Okay. Like years and years ago, like 27.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When Kevin Meaney was at the club. Well, at the old club, Kevin Meade, I think he brought her. But then we did, we named. And like Kevin had a big following up here in Rochester, folks. I know that sounds weird, but he played here once a year at least. And Mark loved him. He's a great dude.

Our RIP, our showroom is named after him. It's the Kevin Meaney Room. And when we did that, I believe her mother and her and family came up for a thing, I think. But I don't know. Ask Mark if that's true or not. Because actually Kate reached out to me and all the bad things I said about her. I take them all back. She's wonderful.

I mean, like everybody, yowls, who's just like, oh, you're my friend? No. Okay, we're cool. What was she lying about her age? She's not really 22. She's only 24, Vinny. I wouldn't want to fuck her. She's 24.

Who wants to fuck a 24-year-old attractive woman? Nobody. It's crazy. Who would do that? A geezer, good point. Vinny, the damn Gekyll wouldn't shut up about it, sure. Yeah, they could tell them it was Australian or New Zealand. They couldn't figure out what the fuck the accent was.

Like, shut this fucking thing up. Carl, I'm going to tell you something right now, dude. This next guy, I'm, uh, I'm on his side. In fact, I'm going to go ahead and say it right now. Oh, baby you're dead. I'm a blame it all on you. Fuck yes. It's time to victim blame everybody.

Uh, hold on. Where is it from my man, Cardiff? This is... That's not it. Fuck me. Victim blame You should have known better Than to be a cunt

Victim blame And now it don't matter Because you're fucking dead You've got your own self to blame Now it's time to feel the pain Brought by Carl and Vinay It's such a crying shame To get victim blamed

And don't forget the always popular what you think was gonna happen when you go there what you think was gonna happen that's what you wear going out half make it with that ass bear now you want any listen to be in the electric chair give it the blame give it the blame give it the blame now give it the blame give it the blame give it blame give it blame now how did you nothing that this was gonna happen it's time to victim blame I'll leave it. I'll leave it. I'll leave it.

All right. Crossroads, Virginia. A man named Bosn-Berhi is sentenced to 100 years in prison with 30 years suspended for the first-degree murder of piece of shit, 58-year-old Hernon Livia. Now, on April 17, 2021, it approximately 3.30 a.m., Fairfax County Police responded, and they found Olivia suffering from an apparent stab wounds and blunt force injuries to his upper bodies. Upper body officials pronounce him dead at the scene. Now, they found him in the parking lot of a target that he worked at. Now, on April 2014, Barry became angry with his co-worker, Levia, who worked as a janitor at the target.

And the reason he was angry, completely justified. Motherfucker stole his lunch from the office refrigerator. So here's the headline. Don't steal people's food, motherfucker. You'd be breathing, bitch. The headline is Virginia man gets 100 years for stabbing, beating coworker to death because he took his lunch. And I immediately thought, dude, was hangary. been there. Like, I have my fucking break and I want to eat the sandwich and it's gone. And so you

could totally understand why you would want to murder someone. But no, he thought about it for days. Correct. Correct. We're talking three days. There is a three day difference between when the sandwich went missing to when our man went there to seek revenge. Now, he became so mad about this. that day he reportedly bought a hammer and two knives as he was leaving work and he began training for the murder on April 16th now he went to the target parking line the early hours on April 17th and waited for Levio to arrive once he showed up he stabbed and bludgeoned him to death before fleeing they came down the body you don't have to flee when you kill a coworker at work don't flee they know where you live they have your address where they

said the checks and unfortunately this man just went turned himself in after he did it he was like yeah yeah smart yeah yeah he knew he was gonna get busted for that dude remember that scene in uh team america world police when like they do the makeup on him he has to go act like he's a terrorist and they say if you get captured you may want to end your life so that's why we issued you this and they just slide him a hammer such a great so fucking funny is shit but yeah but yeah Yeah, being murdered with a hammer is not great. It's not a good way to go. Well, they call it, though, in the article, a senseless act of violence, but the guy ate his lunch.

Yeah? It wasn't just like a random thing. It was like there was a reason for it. Do you people know what senseless is? Come on. Makes sense to me. Right. Yes.

Hey, Carl, you want to see a babe? Oh, no. What is she up to? Now, this, you can tell folks. This is one of those pictures where this woman is probably the size of a thumb. And she's probably got it. She's real dumpy, but she just took this picture. You mean, she's shaped like a thumb.

Yeah. You know what she looks like? What? She looks like the daughter from, oh, fuck. What was the show with Bob Saggett? Oh, she looks like DJ Tanner. She looks like DJ Tanner grew up and never got prettier. Yeah.

Like she didn't marry a hockey player or nothing. So her name is Helen. What's the name of that show? fuller house full house thank you yeah helen cassia matias de silva she is brazilian she's 30 years old and uh listen guys in the chat i need to know smash your pass a one for smash a two for pass let me know but this woman is in a lot of trouble she has been dubbed the world's worst surgeon Carl. Okay.

On January 30th, after dozens of victims came forward to describe the horrors they endured during her botched surgeries that left their faces mutilated, she is been arrested. Do you want to see some of the pictures, guys? Here we go. I'm looking, I got some ones. I see a couple twos. Someone gave me a 12. Hmm. Well, let's start off.

I guess a smash and pass, I guess is what that is. Yeah, there's a nice chin tuck. Oh, no. This woman at her eye gouged. Oh, God. Yeah. So, Vinnie, call me crazy, but I'm not going to a surgeon unless I see multiple positive Yelp reviews. Yeah.

You know what I mean? I'm going to do a little research before someone starts cutting into my face. What if a guy in an alley says, trust me, she's good? Would you go through that? Maybe. Okay. Is he convincing? So this woman has turned these people into monsters.

She has fucked up their faces. They say that DeSylvan three other dentists. had been selling cosmetic procedures that can only legally be performed by qualified surgeons on Facebook and Instagram. This is why I don't go to dentists, Vinny. This is why I'm afraid of dentists. Thank you.

I knew there was a reason. I mean, that's the reason. Okay, listen, I have you here right now. Hack ride yesterday when I did Blind Mike's show. Yeah. Off air said something to me that was so goddamn funny. And I hope you take this and listen to this because what else can we do in the Dabbleverse

that hasn't been done? everything feels pretty stale. John, the other day, somebody posted something that you were getting a stylist and he started screaming, Carl doesn't need a stylist. He needs a fucking dentist.

I saw that. So here's what you need to start doing. You need to start showing up wearing ridiculous outfits like you went to a stylist. Don't acknowledge it. Just start doing it to watch him freak out about it. Such a good idea. There's that one guy that Ralph Sorrell

used to always get for Howard Stern, like all of his clothes were designed by I forget his name right now. Yeah, I don't know. But it's like rock and roll clothes for old men. And I should definitely start wearing. That's a great idea. He suggested you go with dreads, like, just show up on time with like regation up and just change it up.

Like, yeah, my stylist picked it out for me. That's really funny. That's a really funny idea. Yeah, that was hack, right. So wait. I have a question, though, about these people who wanted the plastic surgery in the first place. Yeah. Why do they want to change their appearance?

Is Kevin Brennan make fun of them or something? Like, why were they so doubt in themselves? They must have been real ugly people, Carl. Ugly cheap people. You know, here's the thing you always need to remember. And I know this is sad to say, we do not live in a society where everything is equal. Plastic surgery is for the wealthy. Okay?

Plastic surgery is for the wealthy. Don't go for the group on, okay? Correct. Don't go for the group on when it goes to the plastic. surgery. So she has at least 40 victims. They're expecting more to come out. And the investigation found that the dentist openly sold the surgeries on her Instagram, which has 650,000 followers. In addition, she offered courses for other health professionals to perform such surgeries under her supervision. Real quick, but Nicola Muir in the chat says, I'm in Britain and Carl has fantastic

teeth. Thank you, Nicola. It's all a matter of perspective. I appreciate that. Okay. I mean, it's speechless. Okay. It's like, okay. Yeah, there's some, listen. That's your W for today, Carl, fine. Take it. Give the baby his bottle. Thank you. I can just imagine, I can imagine you getting tucked in for your nap going and she said, Jenny, she said that I had nice teeth in England. Zips, this is soft. Yeah, and then I take a sip for my tea, and I go, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, and I follow and I pause it, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, dude, do the costume thing.

Get the, get the most ridiculous shirts. You know what? You know what I should need to start doing. Now, John's going to claim that I'm ripping them off. I need to start live streaming my naps. Okay. That's what, that's a winning formula for me right there. I thought you were going to say, can you start droid and snodding all over yourself and throwing

things around your house? That you definitely be. I actually cleaned my house, so I'm not filled of mucus. That'd be a gimmick infringement if I ever saw a whole lot. If you started throwing empty cans around, are you, well, your house is pretty clean, Carl. You have a very clean house. Both of them, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Go figure. Hey, you tweeted some scandalous shit earlier. I broke some news today. Yeah, thanks for reminding me. I forgot. I was going to talk about this. Nail it. I have an inside source.

and my inside source tells me, and by the way, this inside source has been correct about every single thing he's ever told me about. He said John was a loser. He said he was ugly and that he had stick lines.

All correct. I will tell you this. This inside source did not tell me that John never asked O.J. To sign his knife. This is a good inside source. He let me know that John is selling this Florida house.

He'd never planned on buying furniture for it. He's selling the house. He's selling the house. had to quickly invest the money he made from his condo sale and he had to put that into property with his mom because if that money had gone into his bank account it would have been garnished now he sell he john has been bragging about the fact he's going to buy another house this year he's like i'm i have so much money i'm going to buy another house i can't wait to just keep buying houses and i think the reason why he's doing that actually it's confirmed

is because he's selling the Florida house and then take that money and put it into yet another property. You heard it here first, folks. That is some interesting speculation. Some interesting speculating you're doing over there, John. My question is this, what would it be garnished for? Would it be garnished for the child support stuff, or back taxes?

What are we talking about? Okay. Yeah, the tax lead, alimony, child support. You name it. You name it. I mean, I can only speculate. We saw the documents come out. John didn't pay taxes.

He wasn't paying child support. He stopped paying alimony. She's got a job. She doesn't need alimony anymore. He's a real piece of shit that guy. I guess my question here is wouldn't you do the same thing, though? I mean, who wants to pay their bills, Carl? No, I wouldn't do the same thing.

I definitely would not. It's best to put all this off as far as you can and keep skirting the system. That has never come back to bite. anybody in the ass what he's doing is completely smart if that's the case i don't know that it's the case this is speculation but that's the case it's brilliant christian he's smarter than everybody de wired christian in the chat says uh you know he also owes his mom 40 000 dollars i heard john addressed this the other day's like i don't know where they're getting this from apparently i borrowed 40 000 for my mom where is she like a multi-millioner i mean she is but well i how would

how would i get 40 000 it's in the papers they're that came out, John. It's written that you borrowed $40,000 from your mom. It's in legal documents. This isn't speculation people are coming up with. This is something that your ex-wife told us and her attorney. You mean to tell me that his mother is a millionaire and she doesn't have security to keep him to fuck off the property? Yeah, she's not a millionaire. Definitely not. She's made a lot of bad decisions oh dang lizard was a great idea here all right so you guys remember i had a hit show with uh duck who's right and kaya peapot we did it on anchor dot fm the nap pod my newest project tune in to the nap pod sometimes i snore sometimes i'm fussy it's gonna be a lot of fun sometimes he's

moaning and ecstasy thinking of never mind the gentleman yeah yeah yeah uh thanks day lizard we'll hit another one from hack ride mildly good job on bmp viny the void delivered thanks pal hack ride you're the man buddy good job yourself i loved hackride's cat

Williams impression i thought it was pretty good hack ride is a talented gentleman he is talented demon whatever the fuck so well dude you don't you don't sell your soul for nothing right if you're going to sell your soul you're going to get something in return so that one core

I got it. Now I live out. Wait, you're telling me it's a 32 ounceer? Okay, deal. So John was at the crossroads. And the devil said. Yeah. All right.

Last story of the day, kids, we're going to let you get out of here. This has been a fun, long episode. I've really enjoyed this, Carl. Congratulations. 200 episodes. We've done well. Look at us. Look at us.

We did it. I like to end with a hero, Carl. I have a hero-ish, hero-ish. Hero-ish. I have a guy who had the right intentions. A Texas man posed as a minor and lured a convicted child sex offender to his death. Now, this isn't what Gordon Flowers does. This isn't what any of the Pito Hunters that we have watched on Pito Hunter Theater do.

But this gentleman was like, hey, these guys need to hold my beer. They never finish the job. I'll take care of it. And that's what happened here. James Spencer the 3rd, 24, was in contact with a guy named Sean Connery Showers, who was 37 years old on the messaging app kick, where he posed as an underage individual as the two plan to meet up with their messages for what appeared to be sexual in nature.

Does this guy need a go-fund me for his legal defense? Because I think we could raise a lot of money for this gentleman. I don't know if I want to do that, but I don't feel bad about it. This man is a hero. This man is a hero. So he showed up, pulled upside the car, before the driver fired numerous automatic, like, shots and sped off. In 2009, the Shower's guy pled guilty to federal child porn possession was sentenced to 30 months in prison, along with being required to register as a sex offender. Ten years later, he was sentenced to two more years in prison for failing to register as a sex offender.

Another driver found Shower's lifeless body in a ditch within the residential neighborhood. Investigators connected Spencer's death after the phone was found. under the man's lifeless body and messages indicated he was planning on meeting someone at the nearby park. Now, they were communicating using the social media app but they were able to track it and I guess the mistake was not taking the guy's phone

with him. Yeah, because they found it on his phone after Murder consultant, murder consultant Carl. Yeah, I might want to take the phone's got a lot of records on it. A lot of digital fingerprints. Yeah, you might say. So, Vinnie, I have to say,

This is on the New York Post, NYPost.com. Yeah. This fucking site is the worst. So I get to this article, Vinny sends me out the articles, and I do read them. And so I'm looking at this article, and the New York Post always has these videos that just play. They just loop all these fucking videos. And there's a video of a homeless woman pushing a three-year-old under the subway tracks. And I quickly scrolled out because I don't want to see that.

The video follows you. That's like, oh, you wanted this read the rest of the article. Don't forget about this. We're going to keep showing you this. Fuck this fucking website. It sucks. How the fuck did I miss that video? Dude, because you're a heartless creep.

That's why. You probably watch shit like that for fun. I was not a fan. I thought that was pretty disturbing. Well, no, it's called research for our comedy show. Sure. Also, you were doing this long before we had this show. I loved it in the article.

It goes through all these guys' offenses and how much time he spent in prison and whatever else he had to do. And then it says, reason why james spencer wanted this guy dead is because he claimed law enforcement wasn't doing enough claimed i think the it's pretty obvious the guy is free and trying to fuck children again it's not a claim we got to put these people away forever they don't get better they don't fix they they can't be fixed you're not going to fix them what's amazing to me we have people getting identified on the internet being caught being like their lives being put out there and And that has not been enough of a deterrent to stop these fucking people.

Right. And they still think they're talking to a nine-year-old who wants to fuck them without these apps. They're still stupid. But I have to say, in a world where if you don't like someone, you just call them a pedophile, like a guy who, like, Ceddering John will just tweet that someone's a pedophile and that they can just do that. That's all fun and games. This is a real pedophile. This is actually someone who has fucked children and he wants to continue to fuck children.

This is a bad, bad person. And the fact that this guy is going to get the book thrown at him for killing him, I think is a problem. There should be more pedophile hunters out there. Yeah. Now, I hate this. They said that this murder was diabolically cunning. Fuck you. Yeah, what do you mean?

Yeah, it's called bait and shoot. Yeah, it's very easy to war a pedophile. Oh, look. Going back to Kaya, my first experience with him, he was on the Diction. And he was talking about when he was a young kid, he would put together these viruses for computers. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And he would, he would lure these sites and lure pedophiles and be like, oh, yeah, yeah, I got all these photos and videos of children getting diddled or whatever he was saying. And then he would just send all these pedophiles, these fucking viruses that would destroy their computers. I'm like, I love that. That's awesome. That's a really cool thing. Listen, I'm dead serious. If anybody out there knows how to do this, please contact me. That would be we would love to help. do it no i'll help i want to help with this i think that's really funny i think that's the

greatest thing yeah um so either way we'll let you know what happens with that case let's hit up the rest of our super chats and uh get out of here today man um i agree this is uh going long for some reason because we're having having fun dang lizard thanks for the two euros wait what are sean connery showers they're shaken okay that i'll fucking kill myself i'm sorry E-Cote with 10 bucks says, will someone give that nasly child Jess a Kleenex, a breath strip or some Vix vapor rub for her schnaz. We've been trying to get her Kleenex,

but her parents keep taking it all for their parties. Yeah, a lot of cleanup to do. Want to clean up. Those parties. I haven't noticed that she's nasely. I'll have to look into that. Not as nasly as me. I can't help that shit.

It's just my fucking nose. Folks. Well, remember Dr. Steve, his original name in our Discord. was Carl's deviated septum. And I remember one of the first I taught to him, he's like, oh, no, I could tell right away. Thanks, Dr. Steve.

Thanks, Dr. Steve. Appreciate it. You're the best buddy. Carl, you're the best, pal. Thank you for. Hey, the greater good coming in with two bucks real quick. Sorry to cut you off. We're about to have a moment there.

I apologize. 200. Got to love Vinnie Carlino. You got to love Vinnie Carlino. Thank you, the greater good. And yes, congratulations to us, many. We did it. 200 episodes.

Hey, is Vinnie Carlino like our couple name? Like Brancelina? Yes. Yes. Fucking gross. It took 200 episodes that we finally have one. Dude, we started this shit right before the lockdown. We did.

We started right before the lockdown. And every week, through all of all that nonsense, Carl and I came to this studio and said here and did a show, fuck all that nonsense. And for those of you who listened to me, listening since then thank you so much those of you've climbed on board after we truly appreciate it and those of you support the show most importantly we truly appreciate it so from the bottom of my fat pig heart thank you everybody yes thank you so much and the creepoff com is where you can get links to our patreon we do a bonus show every friday we'll do another one

this friday coming up we just watched another episode of thunder in paradise it's a good one with trucker andy and uh producer chris the four of us got together i know It was a good one because some Scottish scientist was trying to take over the world. And thank God for Brew and Spencer. And Mr. fucking Jefferson, George Jefferson, Sherman Helmsley, coming to the rescue. For some reason. Beautiful stuff.

Beautiful stuff. So thank you for that. All the links are at the creepoff.com. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia, everybody. We'll see you next week. It's the creep off.

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