The Creep Off - Episode 201: Changing Ashley’s Diaper

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

In this episode Karl is joined by Blind Mike for a Scum Parade and the unveiling of our latest letter from Mathew Lewinsky the “Podcast Hitman”. And because Karl cannot help himself there is some spicy SJ in Atlantic City talk. Check out the Scum Parade stories:    https://nypost.com/2024/02/06/news/parents-of-lacey-fletcher-woman-found-melted-to-couch-plead-no-contest-to-manslaughter/Homeless man stole dummies from babies' mouths and used them to 'soothe himself' - Daily StarTerrifying photo shows wide-eyed perv caught masturbating outside mum's window - Daily StarBrazilian man, 39, took selfie lying down next to his wife's corpse and sent it to her family after killing her | Daily Mail OnlineMother of severely disabled Utah woman, 31, who cannot talk and is the size of eight-year-old catches daughter's stepdad raping her after setting up cameras in room to capture seizures | Daily Mail OnlineHorrific Incident: Mentally challenged man sets hut on fire, throws boy (5) inside | My Zimbabwe NewsMum shares bed with husband's corpse for 4 years and tells kids to 'keep mouths shut' - Daily StarSex noises from San Diego massage parlor interrupt church services, lead to prostitution bust: report (nypost.com)

Hey, Mike, I think we're live right now. Oh, wow. This is how you do it? I thought there's a big setup, like a big intro. This is it. This is the big intro. You know, I have a prediction for the show today. What's that?

I think it's going to be one of our best episodes ever. Oh, I'm glad I'm here. Well, you might be the reason. Now, we're not doing a regular creep-off episode. We're not doing a competition. But we are going to do a lot of scum parade stories. So I thought we could start with this. The Skum Parade, these are my peeps, the Skum Parade is nothing for creeps.

The Skum Parade, I'm Parallandit show. Not to your liking? Well, then how about this one? Watch out for Skum Parade. Oh no, it's a scum parade Oh, God was going to parade Making Minnie's day It's day And if you don't like that one, Mike, I don't know what to tell you, but I do have this.

Because Vinny's a creep And Carl's a weird weirdo i'm not kidding around they're both a generous psychopats with no business in a civilized society and they're going to take you on a scum parade ola creepos welcome to a vini paulino less creep off episode two zero one i'm caro hamburgar and with me today is my buddy blind mike geary what's up mike Oh, creeps. Glad to be here. Twice in three weeks, by the way.

I must be a fan favorite. Seriously. And you're doing subred at surfing tonight? I get to really live the life of Paulino. It's an exciting feeling. When are you going to start banging his wife, I wonder? That's next week. Okay, cool.

So we wanted to have Jess our results girl on. I reached out to her. She has a new job. Really? She's stuck at her job for some reason. It's disappointing. It is. You would think you could throw you.

your life away and become creep off review girl you would think so i guess we're not there yet because we haven't made it there uh micha i'm gonna ask you a question before we start the show now let me actually i'll look back up talking about what we're going to do today vini has curated eight stories for us for our little scum parade those are always fun so we'll go through those and then i have the uh latest letter i got from matt lewinsky the podcast hitman if you don't know who matt lewinski is matt lewinski was a big fan of w tp in the creep off. He used to, he actually came on WATP once or twice

and he would constantly send us information about Patrick Michael and different podcasts. And then he killed his girlfriend and left her in his basement for seven months. We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers. That's right. So podcast,

Hitman, from time to time, sends us notes from prison and I have the latest one here that I'll read to you. I don't know if I want to do that earlier, late in the show. But But the other thing that I want to do with you today, why I have an exclusive video from Atlantic City from yesterday, from Super Bowl Sunday. All right. I think it's exclusive.

I don't think it's been shown anywhere yet. I got to direct from the source. Hope he's not too upset that I'm going to play it. But we'll get to that. I wanted to start, though, with I'm sure you watched or whatever you people do, the Super Bowl yesterday. Yeah. I've heard of it. Okay.

There was somebody that jumped out at me when I was. viewing the game and I wanted to get your take on this all right this is a commercial that ran oh I suspect I know what this is yeah I'm sure you do I'm sure you do but I'm really interested on what you think about this commercial for many people with blindness or low vision there hasn't always been an easy way to capture daily life one face cropped move your phone down one face in frame hold for photo dinner for one hello one face and one pet in frame look who's here two faces in frame so basically what we're seeing here is it's very difficult to make out what

the person is seeing they're putting all the whatever on the video screens you can't really see very well but this guy just needs to take selfies really badly he's bad at selfies but he's bad at selfies but he needs to take them. He can't live in light without taking selfies. And thank God, Google is here. It's what we're known best for, really. Yes. We love. We love taking self. We can't admit to ourselves that we're not good at it. All right. Let's get to the exciting conclusion. I've got to say that overall, and I'm not going to get to a whole Super Bowl commercial talk with you right now, but overall, a lot of these commercials try to cram way too much shit in a 30 or 60 seconds. Hey, it's been a fucker. Hey, it's Matt Damon.

Jesus Christ. It's like by the time. we get to act three i'm like what are we even talking about anymore i'll even know but this commercial moves very slowly it's like okay yeah we get it i don't know why i needed to be this line but anyway three faces in frame hold your photo capture life no matter how you experience it guided frame only on Google pixel

all right so I was offended for you Mike I want to get your take on it before I speak for your community well I will say this I give them credit because no one markets to us no one markets to the blind

because it seems like a big waste of time are there that many blinds photography who are they trying to corner here all right you brought up something i don't even think of it and i should have i've been out of marketing too long this is a commercial that reaches the most possible people it's not well targeted right it's it's just like 150 million homes or whatever it is yeah so yeah you would think this is pretty niche what they're trying to promote here this one feature on this product and it doesn't say it just as hey two faces and frame it's not like you look super hot right now it's like i still might not be looking at the camera you you you

assholes that's a good point it's really not that impressive the technology that they're showing us here no it's like yeah you might have a bad photo but you're in it good news well also at one point he's at a football game and taking selfies like it could be like the person next to him and him instead of him and his girlfriend it's just two people like all right cool innovation died with steve jobs i know it's a different company but i'm just saying these smartphone companies have not innovated in the last 15 years now if you take a photo of the formation it tells you what they're going to run that would be a phone i would invest it yes that would make more sense yeah the cheating patriots would certainly use that i want to thank uh daniel pointsette for becoming a

youtube member thank you very much daniel and two face lying bastard two bucks bob tell blind mike it's super chat mind what does that mean bob tell blind mike it's super chat mind Oh, maybe. Let's see. He comes back and says, did not proof read. I'll see myself out. Okay. It is super chat Monday. Thank you for reminding me to Face Lying Bastard. Chad's missing upper lip says is Carl a Kregophile? I am not and I will not wear that t-shirt. I think you should. I think everyone should adopt those shirts. I'll give them out for free. You don't have to buy them. Unbelievable. All right. So let's get into this exclusive content. And I have what happened was, and I heard Tuckie explaining this on a stream, is that Rocco went down and introduced himself to stuttering John.

Yeah. And, you know, John shook his hand. And then John said, hey, let's get a photo. And John thought he was being all clever. He's going to docks Rocco. I finally have a photo of Tuki. I'm going to get it out to everyone. That'll change everything.

Definitely. That'll shut that puppet up. Never talk again. So Rocco goes, all right, cool, man, yeah. And then afterwards, he goes, well, let me get a selfie too. And so he pulls up his phone. John doesn't realize that he's actually video. He's filming this or whatever you call it these days.

I get yelled at for saying filming. There's no film involved. I get it. But he's videotaping this. And, you know, John was known for asking the celebrities, the penetrating questions that would sometimes get to them. Yes. It's what he's most famous for. And I have to say that Rocco out stuttering John, stuttering John with this one.

Has your son ever quelled in your face? Brilliant. Has your son ever creeped in your face? It's the question. This is bullshit. Just like a fucking Robert Smygel and Sasha Baron Cohen, Tuckie is ripping off John. I don't care for it. That was fan-fucking-tastic and props to my buddy Rocco for thinking of that.

Yeah, well, the good news is I heard John took it all in stride and said, hey, these are just words and no skin off my back. So apparently, and, you know, Tugie could tell the full story, but from what I heard, John laughed at first and then realized he should be angry and then got very upset. Yes. for more than I know about this weekend. I know a few things. It's mostly John walking around telling people to apologize to him for talking about his kids.

That's going to fix anything in anyone's life. What a weekend. What a fucking weird thing to do. Walk around telling adults to apologize to you. And he's having a great time. Like, it seems like John is having fun. So, like, fun to him is walking around a casino, having a few

50-year-olds recognize you, and then tattle on people for trashing your kids. kids yes he had a great time he also had 25 beers i think uh saturday night i think it was the number that he said did you see his mom scold him for that oh dude that was incredible he pulls up he pulled up his mom's chat from facebook she's watching on facebook it's not a super chat or anything he just pulls it up and it says john you got to stop you're killing yourself he's like what what are you talking about mom what is this really you and then he goes oh you trolls gotten to you he goes oh you mean the drinking i don't drink that much ma this is a special

occasion it was a weekend oh it's really is unbelievable but yes he had a blast and uh seems like a lot of people had fun in atlantic city this past weekend um some people are saying the devil versus now officially jumped the shark could be true that was a shit show sometimes a shit show well how did John recover from it now because there's only enemies now would be you and shooley he's gotten rid of everyone else pretty best friends with Kevin Brennan sure and Melton are like they've talked it out I guess Melton's still an enemy but like John said his peace to Melton right like who's left well the funny thing about Senator Richard John that you're going to realize is that he tends to go back on these alliances I don't they don't last very long in this world

No, I know a thing or two about Sutjell. You're crazy. Him and Kevin are friends for life. Until he crosses me. Oh, my God, he was pissed at Vince the Warrior. You wanted to get him to this bar. He wanted to ruin his life on Friday morning. And then by Friday afternoon, they're doing blow in a hotel room and chumming it up.

Oh, let's see how much I can. I want to see how much I can get from. Oh, allegedly, I know. He acts like he's trolling Vince. Yeah. You're the puppet master, John. for sure hugh essay five bucks says hey carl i know you never read superchats on w a t s but can you please read this one yes i'm the creep off i do read oh superchats kind of weird right my seems unfair

yeah you're not used to that no i don't like next picks seven dollars says way better way to commemorate black history month than by sending a few bucks to a couple of the whitest guys at existence what better way yes correct we are the whitest amount of existence and go that's why you guys have been having me on black history month that's right keep getting invited back uh and then john's neglected cat gifted five who are these podcast memberships thank you john's neglected cat for that much appreciated all right what do we want to do first you want to read this letter i'm i'm very intrigued by it i don't know if that's uh maybe you want to save it for the end but either way i'm cool because i'm excited for it all right we'll save it for the end let's do let's do

some stories let's get into the scum parade here all right and uh we're going to start with a story I believe gangrenously posted this in the discord that we have an update on one of the stories that I actually brought to the show a couple months ago these parents let their child who became paralyzed sit on a couch for over a decade in its own fecal matter they're paralyzed well they're supposed to get up and move around and that's what they do and died on this couch They called authorities and they finally came over to the house and the girl had been dead for days. It was melted into the couch.

You know when you're in like your kitchen and you're like, what is that smell? I can't pinpoint it. So here's an update on that. The Louisiana parents whose daughter's body was found melted into a maggot ridden couch have pleaded no contest to manslaughter with prosecutors seeking 40 years behind bars for the horrific neglect. Sheila and Clay Fletcher were initially arrested January, 2022 after the 36-year-old daughter Lacey was discovered dead in a waste-filled crater in the family's couch covered in urine and feces. If the maggots didn't get you, how about those, how about that urine and feces? Does that get to you? Well, look, the crater in the couch is what I'm most intrigued

by. If that's just maybe like the writer trying to use some some imagery there, or is that like the legal term? It's that this person created a crater in the couch. No, there's a photo of it. In fact, I'll pull it up on the screen for the people who are watching the show right now there is a crater in this couch it is disgusting like she melted into it and took away all of this the whatever foam and cushioning they had it's a pretty cool science project it took 12 years so she said there were 12 years and weighed less than a hundred pounds so wait what do you have to do you have to like weigh her with the couch and then weigh the the couch to figure how much she weighed

subtract it they're like well we also put baking soda in a volcano but that wasn't It wasn't yielding the results we wanted. The parents who faced second-degree murder charges pleaded no contest Monday to reduce charges of manslaughter. Prosecures were requested maximum sentence to 40 years behind bars. The sentencing will take place on March 20th. The fledgers are pleading no contest in the new charges. They had no choice.

This is an open and shut case. They allowed their daughter to suffer unbearably in that couch, said some guy. We want this case to be a message. We want to stand for the people who can't speak for themselves. to say this treatment will not be tolerated yeah so the next parent you want to leave their paralyzed kid on the couch for 12 years we'll think twice about it the fuck got a message that you said to everyone knows this is ridiculous you've had it too good for too long you've been living on easy street

and finally we're striking back they were negligent yes it is clear they were negligent they loved her to death and that is the true statement with the fletcher's they love their daughter to death everyone's getting lines it on this fucking thing yeah that's what i was going to ask you is is that is that the attorney like trying to be cute yes i think so they're like oh you're with the uh new york post yeah i got i got a i got a statement for you loved her to death they loved her to a crater filled with fecal matter and it's like you everyone's watching c s i they all think they have to be that witty guy on the scene fucking saying just the right line or something when you look back at it you wonder why how could this happen

It did happen. But at no point did Sheila or Clay Fletcher ever have a single intent to harm their daughter. They love their daughter to a fault. Yeah. They are completely remorseful. Their life revolved around Lacey Fletcher. They lived for Lacey Fletcher. Though that's not true.

Sure. Carl, let me present this to you. You're going about your day in your home. And on that green felt pool table, there's a body covered in fecal matter and urine. And maggots, yeah. That affects your day.

Like, that's a lot to get around. to literally work around throughout your day. It did consume their lives, I imagine. Well, in the example that you just gave, I'll tell you before the Super Bowl last night, I was down here with Trucker Andy and producer Chris and we were playing some pool. And could you imagine if there was a dead decaying body on the table?

I'd be like, guys, pools out tonight. I'm sorry. That's what I'm saying. It's like to their detriment they lived like this. It was not for the glamour. Okay. I'll give you that. That makes sense.

Anyway, I'm happy to hear that because, originally the charges were dropped or something i remember reading some crazy story so thankfully those people will be going behind bars for a long time too long i say yeah you don't think that let him fit the crime they should just have to live on that couch that should be the punishment you can't redecorate now watch a movie assholes there the originally when i read this i was like i saw the a may i just missed that she was paralyzed i guess yeah And they said the age 36, and I was like, should have just gotten up.

I don't get why I had the parents? And then I wouldn't be back and re-read, thank God. Well, the crazy thing is, is that when this first happened, when the girl first sat down and couldn't move, they could have easily had caregivers come in and try to give her physical therapy or whatever it was going to take to get her to move. They laughed one of the words in that title. I don't think they cared too much.

I don't think they cared that much. It's one of those things you put it off a day, put up another day after a week you're like wow i mean i'm not going to get to it now obviously right you get a day it's like doing your taxes right all right next story homeless man stole dummies from baby's mouths and used them to soothe himself homeless man josh gilder has been jailed for 14 months after a court heard how he stole dummies from baby's mouths before using them in a tent to so so i have a question yes this is written i assume uh uk maybe this article is This is the UK, yes.

They use dummies, and there's another word they use that. Is it pacifiers? Because that's what I was imagining. It is. It is pacifiers. So it says, a homeless man who stole dummies from babies' mouths, did so to soothe himself. He was jailed 14 months. He would then sit in a tent and use the soothers himself.

Yeah, that was the other word. They used soothers. Right. An earlier hearing was told Gilder had never been weaned from dummies and had been living in a tent. His representatives told the court he would soothe himself with the items. Now, I have to say, first off, homeless people in the U.K. are almost endearing compared to what we deal with here in the U.S. Well, especially if they have cute little binkies in their mouth. That's what I mean.

Oh, look at this little guy. You can go back in your tent now? Coochiku. But also, I got to think that of all the things this guy could suck on when he comes up to a baby, this is the least offensive, right? That's a good point. Yeah, we can get another binkie. That's not a problem. Yeah, it isn't an adorable crime this man is committed, I suppose.

It certainly is. He's stealing teddy bears and mobiles. Yeah, I don't know how this made the scum parade. I actually think this guy's great. I'm going to argue with Vinny for sending this one to us. All right. That story goes out, but I'm not Vinny. I'm not going to sit here and read every word of a stupid story.

We get the point. Right? I like it. I like to learn. I think there's a lot of depth to the man that is homeless and stealing pacify. I know, right. Yeah, we need to examine this a little bit more. Let's build the narrative. All right, next story

also out of the UK, says, terrifying photo shows wide-eyed purve caught masturbating outside mum's home. Jagging it, jagging it, jaggedy, jack. Spanking it, jacking it, spikety smack. I don't need no shirt no, going to take damn pants right off. He's about to jack it. On such a

bright day, who needs underwear or socks. Jag a jacket hole. Been around God's country. So they show this picture of this guy. I'm headed up on the screen. right now. A wide-eyed pervert was caught masturbating outside of a mother's window with terrifying photos showing him caught in the act. Scott Bailey's masturbating rampage occurred across Sutton in March last year when he exposed himself to three women in the area. Bailey was already on bail for touching himself outside a teenager's bedroom two months prior.

So this woman, this mother, captured this on a camera and decided to share it for the safety of women and girls. Now, I just want to point out that when you see this guy, You're already scared. I don't need to see the photo of him on social media to know that this is going to be a problem. This guy jerking off looking at my window. It's not Ryan Gosling. Right. It's not an otherwise charming man that you want to go out for pizza.

He's a swell fellow. He could just stop masturbating in my window. The incident happened nearly a year ago, but I still worry in my home about keeping windows and curtains open. I also have two young daughters who also witnessed this. gosh, that's a weird way to have to talk to your kids about masturbating. Well, I like, I like just in the title, the way they phrase it wide-eyed, which I assume is like a physical description. But I like to think of it as they were saying, like, this guy was really optimistic. Like he was, he was just looking for love at all these windows.

Right. The wide-eyed optimist. I got to say, so he's going around trying to find hot chicks taking their clothes off so he can jerk up. I've never been happier to be an ugly guy than I am right now. I don't have to worry about this. I leave all my curtains open. No one gives a fuck. No one's trying to get a glimpse.

Carl and this guy lock eyes. They're both just jerking off. Yeah, right. I creeped him out. I got to get the fuck out of here. This guy's a weirdo. Billy was spotted touching himself in a neighborhood around 7.40 p.m. on January 8th, 2023.

He was identified from doorbell footage, then arrested a month later on February 22nd. He was charged with outraging public decency and was remanded ahead of his first hearing. When he denied the offense, a trial was set and he was released on bail. But two days after his release, he struck again by masturbating outside a woman's ground floor bedroom window. This time the victim was naked and about to sleep when she heard someone try to open the door. She went to the door, saw Bailey with his penis exposed and masturbating, which he continued doing for around 10 seconds. I can go 15. I don't want to brag, but I go 15. 17. The woman's timing him. It's like, all right, I better not get down to one.

Ten. Nine. Yeah, right. Two days later, he struck again, flashing two victims within a three-hour window. The first was a jogger who saw Bailey with his track suit buttons down and his penis exposed. The pervert stared at her and called out to her, but she couldn't hear him through her headphones. Around two hours later, Bailey appeared outside the window of a mum of two who was about to get dressed. saw the window had been opened and Bailey was outside with his trousers down and penis exposed.

She told him to fuck off and he said, I was not stealing anything. I'm just being a perv. He's honest. That's nice. So he was arrested for a second time by March 23rd and remanded into custody. Something very subtle in there. You mentioned he unbuttoned. I'm surprised this man would restrict himself with buttons.

Right. I think draw strength would be like the right. Absolutely. Yeah. It seemed like a track pant kind of guy. You want to get to this quickly. right yeah so i think some people except perverts have long careers as perverts i think we could probably name uh you know a few off the top of our heads but this guy's got to go into the hall

of fame just for this one season it's that good of a season of being a pervert well is that now here's what's interesting to me is what i was on with viny a couple weeks ago there's also a story about a man masturbating in windows so i think that history will show these guys like oh people used to be, you know, persecuted for this. But now, like, we all, at Thanksgiving, we all go to local windows and jerk off. You know, like, I think it could become a thing as years go by. Yeah. Right. And it's like, it's tied to a religion or something. You're just like, oh, that's the Mormons. They do that. That's the time we live. What are you going to do? The mechanical ape says, frost them tips, yes. The appointment will be made. The tips will be frosted.

Speaking of dragging your feet, I feel like we've been talking about this for a month. I know. I know. I'm not good with settling debts, apparently. According to some people. Hamad says, love the show. Love you both from Saudi Arabia. And he gave us 40-somethings. Oh, wow. Thank you very much. I appreciate the oil money. You've bestowed upon us. Go live. Much appreciated. All right. Let's go down to Brazil. This is where I think they started to get more. I'm saying this after we watched a paralyzed girl.

old die in a couch. This is where they started to get troubling for me. Yeah. So what Vinnie does, he does a brilliant job of this is these stories get crazier and crazier as we go. These things seem to escalate as we go. It says Brazilian man 39 took selfie lying down next to his wife's corpse and sent it to her family after killing her. Now, with that Google commercial, when I kill my girlfriend, I'll be able to tell if I'm in the frame. Only one eye of corpse is shown. A Brazilian man is under arrest after he allegedly murdered his wife and then took a selfie with the corpse and sent it to her friends and family. Jose Torres 39 stabbed Danielle Vieira, 34, at their home in the northeastern city of whatever.

Torres snapped a photo of him next to her and texted to the family. He attempted to take his own life by stabbing himself, but paramedics rushed him to the hospital and he will recover. Oh, good. Yeah, don't beat yourself up, buddy. he just took a nice photograph why would you do we know how he's looking in the picture because i picture it like hi look what i just did well i haven't pulled up right here and i don't think i don't think i'd describe it as hi but i do think he's proud of himself okay good that's for sure and then there's a photo of the girl that he murdered she's pretty hot i mean i did say brazil so that's not a huge surprise but there should be

be a larger sentence, right? If you kill a 10, shouldn't you go to prison longer than if you kill it two? Well, that's probably fair. Then we're starting to get, you know, there's a field day on the uglies out there and we need them as well. A field day on the ugly. Yeah. So there's no win-win is what you're saying. Yeah, okay. I suppose, yeah. I'm calling this episode a field day on the uglies. All right. So it says that one of the messages that she sent

to her family said, help me, he wants to kill me. However, her desperate cry for assistance went unanswered because the godmother of her son was sleep again with this. Jesus Christ, attention horror over here. The family replied, Picks or it didn't happen.

And this guy was like, no, I'm telling you. She leaves behind a 16-year-old son, and Torres remained hospitalized and will be taken to the local police station once he is medically cleared by doctors. And then they always have to go into another thing like this happened, too, since you're into the salacious shit. Read this story. I have to say, of all the ways of killing yourself, stabbing would be one of the more difficult ways, right? Yeah, for sure, I would think. You could slit your wrist or something, but it says he attempted to stab himself.

That's a strange mentality, because to me, a guy that's taking a picture and texting it to the family and everything, that's a guy who's proud of his achievement. It's not a guy that's like, oh, no, I'm going to kill myself, you know? Right. I know that's a good point. He obviously was rubbing it in. He was out of his victory tour. He was excited. Yeah. Believe in yourself, buddy.

Keep that confidence. There'll be other girls to stab to death. Come on, buddy. Sure. Yeah, I mean, Carl says this lady's hot. so obviously you do well with the women you know girls do like a psychopath it's true dang lizard with two euro says stealing pacifier makes you a convicted craigophile that should be yes that's one of the Craig Craig Craig read that story and was like this guy's great I get a new friend yeah

finally someone I get all right this uh like we said things are getting worse let's head over to Utah we're back in the states here mother of severely disabled youtube woman 31 who cannot talk and is the size of an eight-year-old catches daughter's stepdad raping her after setting up cameras in room to capture seizures. It was a lot of, it was a very wordy title. Yeah, I know, that's just the headline of this thing. It could have been more succinct, I think. I know, but it does paint a picture.

You gotta give that. It does, yeah. A severely disabled woman from Utah was repeatedly raped by her stepfather and her mother only found out after installing cameras in the bedroom to monitor her seizures. Brian Urban 51 put guilty on five felony charges. after raping his 31-year-old disabled stepdaughter, Ashley Vigil. The 31-year-old woman has a rare disorder known as RET syndrome, a genetic mutation that affects brain development in girls

that affects fewer than 1,000 people in the United States. She's grown to about the size of an 8-year-old girl. She's unable to communicate, Ashley's mother says. Her seizures had suddenly increased. Paula takes care of Ashley full-time and has identified her as the victim in this case, in an effort to help pass Ashley's law, which she believes will help protect vulnerable adults in the sense. the same way that children, the elderly people are protected by laws.

Well, I mean, it's illegal to rape disabled people. It's the legal, right? I don't know. They're just like, we need laws for this. It's like, no, there's laws. They say something in there where it's like, there's no, you know, there's no standard, there's no precedent set for adults in this situation. Yeah, it's like, no, there's certainly is. You could just rape adults in Utah?

We got to make it illegal. That's a good travel commercial. Come on to Utah, have at it. Was it on WATP or one of these stupid shows I do? I was talking about how it was the greatest advertisement for UCLA ever. Oh, yeah, it was WATP. It was that only fans girl. She goes, yeah, I go off to UCLA for pre-med, and all my classmates are hot and go to sex parties.

So there I am, just going to these sex parties, all these hot co-eds. I'm like, Jesus Christ, how is the UCLA not running this three times a day on every station? It should be in the Super Bowl commercial. And that's exactly like rape being legal in Utah. Whoops. That's not what I bet. All right. This is a picture of Brian.

And I just want to show everyone the 31-year-old woman that he was raping. This is not good. This is one of those things. I think Mike, you and I have talked about this. The girl who's in her 20s, but looks like she's eight. Oh, yes, Shauna Ray. The great Sean Array. This is a similar thing where it's like, if you're,

attracted to someone who looks like they're eight that's a problem yeah i don't care that they're 31 that's that's that's that's that's that's that's correct like conflict is he says if i go to utah i can rape adults but like what fun is that really you know he has to find someone that looks like they're eight poor craggers just can't get to break that one so i'm showing a photo of this 31 year old woman strapped into her wheelchair and uh i mean listen i I hate to say this to a victim, but not an attractive person. That's just, I'm sorry, I got to call it. I'm saying higher, you're saying?

So anyway. One thing I liked about the story, though, is it said, and I understand this is a legal term, but to me, it's just funny. Whenever they say, he pled no contest, as if he was like, guys, you got me. I can't even, I can't compete at this level. I was raping this retard, you know, no contest. My favorite paragraph in here is, in her condition, Ashley can't move. She had to completely, he had to completely undress her, move her to the couch, and take her diaper off to do what he did. Then he had to dress her and put her back in bed so I wouldn't know.

Anytime you have to take a diaper off to rape someone, it's a bad move. And then put it back on, no less. Hey, you changed Ashley's diaper. Thanks, yeah, no problem. I don't mind helping out around the house. You have so much going on. A lot of husbands never change a diaper in their life. Oh, boy.

So that's horrific. Yeah, I do have to say, I was thinking this as I was reading the email you sent me. Yeah. Like, the people that watch this program should give these boys credit because if you're just reading it, you're like, what possible humor is there here? And yet every week, they manage to do it. with these stories i want to remind everyone this was vini's idea this entire show was viny's idea he presented it to me i said vini this is terrible this is a horrific idea then he's black

man i'll be and here we are all right let's head over to zimbabwe what what bad could be happening there it says horrific incident mentally challenged man sets hut on fire throws boy five years old inside it's just boy the retards are really taking it on the chin here My disabled brothers, sir. They're living in Zimbabwe. So I got to imagine other five-year-old kids are jealous of this kid who got to burn alive at this fire. Oh, come on. Probably a better way to go.

All right. In a distressing turn of events, a mentally ill man from Zimbabwe went on a rampage, setting a grass-thatched hut ablaze, and tragically throwing a young boy into the inferno. The incident, which occurred last Tuesday, resulted in the child's succumbing to severe burns, confirming the incident, the police spokesperson provided details of the horrific, of the horrifying event. The suspect identified as trust Mazara, a 58-year-old resident of the village, went to this homestead. There were three children aged 9, 7, and 5 playing inside. He then set fire to the grass-thatched hut and attempted to force all three minors inside, while the other two children managed to escape.

The youngest, a five-year-old fell victim to the suspect's horrifying actions. eyewitnesses reported that Mazera, who is known to be mentally challenged, entered the hut with a burning log from a fireplace, ignited the structure, and quickly exited. Well, he wasn't that mentally ill. He knew to get out of there. I like that phrasing. He's known to be mentally challenged. He's been whispering it around town. Well, you know there's some assail going, I told you guys. I've been saying this all along. I knew this was going to happen. He's a little off that guy. Yeah, right. And then it says, he then ordered the children to enter the burning hut, but only the youngest child remained.

The suspect grabbed the boy and callously threw him into the raging flames. See, this is why the mentally ill in this country don't have huts. They have tents. You can't set a tent on fire and kill a bunch of people with it. I just like imagining Vinny reading this story and then being like, oh, I'll save this. This will help be how the boy's

gone on a high note. They'll have some big laughs with this one. I'll save this for last. What kind of ghoulish grin does Vini have when he's reading these stories for the first time? Rubbing his hands together. He loves it. And then he throws the five-year-old into the flames.

Carl, if you don't know what a five-year-old looks like I have some stock photos here of five-year-olds. Thanks, Eddie. I mentioned the life being sucked out of this one. Their flesh is so soft and flammable. It's amazing. All right. Let's head over to Russia. Wow.

This is one. Oh, I forgot about this one. Yeah. Me too. It did I just pulled it up now. says mum shares bed with husband's corpse for four years and tells kids to keep mouths shut and apparently they didn't little tattletails that's how they found out i mean they kept in a secret for a while right yeah i guess that's true yeah i got to pull this image up on the screen

for everybody so it says that uh spatelata 50 years old slept in the same bed as her mummified dead husband of ladimir it's kind of sweet in a way you know you could definitely spin a rom-com out of this or something why just a weekend at birdies why not four years the woman named smetlana 50 kept her spouse vladimir's corpse in the bed and weren't a child not to tell anyone or they'd be sent to an orphanage well that's probably true vladimir 49 died under mysterious circumstances in their large detached house four years ago reports suggest the woman wrapped the body of her deceased husband in a blanket and took her into her room. She then told her children who witnessed the family drama to keep quiet. There's another photo of this horrifying thing. Social workers discovered the mummified father when they visited to check on the family,

which includes two girls, age 17 and 8, and twin boys aged 11. On previous visits, they hadn't noticed the mummified remains. According to a source, they had performed ritual ceremonies with the mummified remains in the family's six bedroom house. Ooh, someone's doing well. since better miles. No wonder. You can waste a room

on a terrible rotting corpse smell. That's true, right. And that's sort of palatial estate. Both she and her late husband had previously been involved in occult rituals. She did not want to lose him.

She hoped that the day would come when he would wake up, said an informer. I want him to be close so we can see each other. Svetlana allegedly told this source. She's a real winner, this one. So she thought he was just going to snap out of it.

Wake up. He'll come around. round. I do like, it feels very wholesome that this woman who's like threatening the kids don't tell anyone about this. It's really the same punishment. Like if you don't clean your room, I'll send you to the orphanage. It's like an old-timey way of living. Yet there's a corpse rotting in their house. Yeah, it's kind of like, is it flowers in the attic? Is that the name of that that book? I don't know that one. Well, that one, though, they keep The kids locked away.

Anyway, an Egyptian cross was discovered at the feet of the mummified remains in a house. Wherever that is, the house was filled with various occult items like tarot cards, amulets, skulls, and numerous images of Anabas, the ancient Egyptian god of the dead. Look, I like that they're just accusing, like, basic bitches now. Like, they're like, this sleek had tarot cards. She had a Ouija board. She was up to all sorts of shit. If you think the rotting corpse was bad, get this.

I know. Right. No, you had me in the rotting corpse. It's fine. All right. The woman has been detained and is currently undergoing psychiatric tests as investigators work on the bizarre case. Hey, guess what, guys?

She's crazy. Just crack the case. We're going to need to test you. It seems like there may be something wrong here. All right. We got one more fun story. And then we have the Matthew Lewinsky letter, and I'll tease this. He sent multiple letters addressed to multiple people.

So I'm just going to read the one to me, but there will be other things that we can check out. Oh, great. In the near future, all right, check out this New York Post headline. It says, sex noises from San Diego massage parlor, interrupt church services lead to prostitution bust. Well, yeah, this one I didn't, maybe you'll have to explain it to me. I didn't find it as it didn't fit. with the rest of the theme of the day to me. Yeah, you know what?

I was building Vinnie up too much with his prep, because you're right. This one should have been buried probably somewhere in the beginning. Yeah. It says lurid sex noises echoing out of a San Diego massage parlor and into a nearby church reportedly spurred a police investigation that led to four arrests and a bust of the alleged brothel.

So here's the moral of the story before I get any further into it. Uh, sex workers, you don't have to fake orgasms. Trust me, the guy doesn't care. And all you're going to do is get everyone busted. That's a good point, but I do kind of like it.

Like if I'm paying for sex, I want to think that I'm really giving it my old, you know? Like, oh, she's kind of enjoying this on some way. It's not just for the money, you know? Oh, my God. You just reminded me of another thing that we found out about in Atlantic City that Stuttering John got real horny one night and asked Vince to buy him an escort. Well, it's probably after he saw Keanu in those tight pants. Good point. Oh, those tight pants she was wearing.

Oh, God. But I don't know if he actually got an escort or not. does anyone in the chat know what happened with that yeah please that could be on the next week's creep off yeah we'll interview her so uh you say you quit sex work right immediately after that you got your life together yeah she's not she's not a bank tell her uh Voltaire 325 says bedabler just posted the most amazing SJ video is it the one that we played earlier hmm and let maybe maybe it's maybe it's maybe it's maybe there's more to it if you may be a whole thing but valterre might be new here was it uh was it this one

has your son ever quelled in your face got to love rocko okay rules um let's see i'm now i'm looking at the chat no now i'm looking at the chat because i'm answering a lot of questions Voltaire says sorry i joined late okay i guess that wasn't exclusive then ah um and then vince's wife is a ghoul. No, that was Hitman Dan's wife that we said on. Oh, yes, Dawn. Yes. She seemed like a real treat. She was getting to hammered pretty hard.

John Shore, Sancho with an escort, ha-ha. Hold me like Susanna. Oh, my God. Yeah, you probably wants to cuddle afterwards. Where are you going? All right. Call yourself, Susanna, and I'm going to fuck you over the sink and give you an orgasm. And then over here on the bed. Can we start with a go-fund meet? have the hookers new warts removed yeah no shit poor woman should deserve that uh dang lizard

for five euros says do you feel insulted by viny focusing on stories about mental disability maybe he wants to tell you something you couldn't beat s j in an IQ test that's good point you don't mean me certainly that's a good point no escort but vince put out a wig and serviced him it was the long con he said but worth it nice that means that are john's gay what that means got you john i ain't gay uh all right uh i'm just looking through the i was john's escort oh ape shit medias was john's escort he paid me 300 dollars and spent the whole hour telling me how much he earned on super chats that morning could you imagine oh that was the other crazy thing I'm sorry. I don't mean to get side trash.

We're doing the creep off right now. But I heard on Melton and Tuckie's show the audio from John's Uber ride from the Borgata to the comedy club. Tuckie was telling me about that yesterday, yeah. He was telling its entire, it would sound exactly like an episode of the Sunday John podcast. He was telling his entire life story. And then the trolls got me kicked out. And then lady came on and then I was teaching and then it was crazy. And the only reason I said I wasn't as something.

institute was to protect the children. Yeah, right. It was like going through all of that shit with people who were strangers to him. He didn't know them at all. That was my favorite part of the, of probably of the whole weekend, is the idea that John was saying to security guards, he trashed my kids. You don't understand. He's going to explain to them in a 30 second interaction what all of this is.

But I liked your analysis of it where in his mind, people are going to jump up from the slot machines they were playing at who's trash and whose kids let's get home like a big fucking mob justice is going to come on guys all right back to the story lured sex noise is echoing out of a san diego massage parlor and into a nearby church reportedly spurred a police investigation that led to four arrests and a bus of the alleged brothel now i'm going to say this brothel got a little careless you mean you could you could set your own hours maybe not during church services, right? Maybe just be closed Sunday mornings or Wednesday evenings or whatever. I suppose maybe we live in a world where they thought like religion is dead, you know,

these people aren't going to that place. Exactly. Hey, do you mind if we use your parking lots talking to the church? Cops said, we're doing a thing here too. Cops said last week, they feel numerous complaints from businesses and residents perched near the ocean spa massage parlor, which range from reports about the aforementioned noises to locals seeing people having sex in cars. Wow. It's not how you're supposed to run a brothel. It's not about fucking in your car. You can do that anywhere. The department's vice unit

began an extensive and thorough investigation. It involved more than 125 hours of work. Could you imagine the volunteer? Guys, I think we found a brothel. We got to check out. Every cop's hand goes up. Yep, I'm on it. I got it. Fine. I'll take care of this one.

During the time, they documented at least four instances where employees offered cop sex. Now, what it doesn't say, they said yes or not they also found nearly 1300 online ads for sex at the parlor that were posted in the last five years these that's what i mean these guys are just careless with this business sloppy yeah my my hitman operation i don't send money to the boston globe for advertising smart yeah i just put it on google yeah right eventually four people were busted for prostitution as the city took legal action to shut the shady business down the city attorney

is also imposing more than $100,000 in civil penalties for reimbursement for legal costs. The owners of Ocean Spa have been masquerading as a legitimate business for far too long, said City Attorney, Mara Elliott. Good. It's about time. Ocean Spa is a sex shop, not a massage parlor. Okay, if he says potato potato. And it has no place in our community or anywhere else.

We look forward to holding these perpetrators accountable and to restoring peace in this complex. They act like it was a fucking, they busted a gang with arms and shit. They took down a militia. Yeah, it does feel like a story that like in the late 80s would have gotten a crazy reaction. But now we're just like, shut up you ninnies. There was a little fucking going on. Who cares? Yeah. When I see a massage part where there isn't fucking going on, I'm like, what are they doing? That's what? Yeah, what's the point? Missed opportunity. Yeah, like Bob Kraft is walking out like this sucked. Yeah. City Police Chief David whatever his name is added last week that his department takes neighborhood complaints of this nature

very seriously our vice units thorough investigation of the operation at businesses just like ocean spa brings peace and civility back to san diego neighborhoods this is they're really laying this out a little too thick don't you think that's i'm most disappointed in viny that we've seen stories of like a retarded guy throwing a kid into a fireplace yeah and uh you know a paralyzed woman rotting in her couch and then Vinnie's like and then some ladies were moaning really loud church go heard it didn't like it titillated so then they called the police and then the police got involved parts of Southern California have struggled mightily with prostitution for many years although some locals say a 2020 law that repealed

a ban on loitering with the intent to engage in prostitution has exasperated the problem yeah well no shit there are no laws in California I think that's why these guys are so proud of themselves they actually did something for once everyone's getting away with anything they want to in southern californ yeah the guys good news the cops are back to work so did you okay did you hear that so they said there's a wall that was repealed that had a ban on loitering with the intent to engage in prostitution and proponents said the repeal would protect women and transgender adults from being targeted by cops so a lady with a penis was harassed and we needed to get rid of laws okay

Yes, a lady with a penis. It's a good way of describe. No, it's a beautiful trans woman, Carl. Oh, I don't understand what you're not getting about. While I agree with the all this. Gavin Newsom is now getting involved in this story. While I agree with the author's intent and I am signing this legislation, we must be cautious about its implementation.

Democratic governor Gavin Newsom said when he signed it, my administration will monitor crime and prosecution trends for any possible unintended consequence and will act to mitigate any such impacts. Okay. that's pretty funny under my administration all orgasms will be real vet them thoroughly all right that's a ridiculous story right there I can't believe that there's people I was just in San Diego like a month ago I should have check this place out I wish I should have yeah do you think your lady friend would would enjoy that for the purpose of investigation this is work I'm a

reporter good point yes you're right all right let me just get caught up real quick. Yeah, I think we're good. In that case, it's time to read the letter from Matthew Lewinsky, podcast, Hitman. When's the last time he corresponded with you? Oh, he'll tell us in this letter. Oh, good. Yes, he'll catch us up on all the goings-ons. So this is dated December 9th, 2023. Now, like I said, there were other letters in this envelope, So I don't know if he sat on it, just waited to have other things and then melded to me or how that works. It says, Carl, you retarded ass motherfucker. What's up?

Jesus. Oh, all right. It's been 29 months and your ass is too chicken to write back. Why? You've had damn near exclusive access to a guy who's locked up and you don't take advantage. We could have been making big money to get me through prison. Your loss, really. Oh, boy.

Yeah, he's scolding this. I think you may be on the list. He's a free man. It says, so since I last row, roughly six months ago, I remember it was warm. Things continue here. I am smaller than ever, down about 220 pounds. I work out after lockdown lights out. I can't sleep, so I tire myself out.

I got four decks of cards and created a mega workout. Arms, legs, books his weights. I went from no push-ups to knee push-ups to starting regular push-ups. If I wasn't 400 pounds in 2018, I'd probably be cut up. Well, this is a success story so far. This is very inspirational. Why aren't you writing this man back? Hold on.

We'll get to that, Mike. I'm not here to be criticized by you, sir. I already got podcast Hitman calling me out. This guy seems perfect for you, Carl. He says, I still read a lot, like 210 books so far. If only someone loaded my commissary, which is touchpay direct.com, he puts in their $400 max. Lest you want to give more, Carl. Yes, right.

I could only give me 400. All right. Rules of rules. I get it. And so he says, unless someone loaded my commissary and sent me title author and paperback, ISBNs for books like Rumors of My Demise, Jack Reacher, Amos

Decker, Born, Sonny Randall, Ethic, Butterfly, or any can't read that, something Stone, Jeffrey Anker, or Ken Foll a paperback. And easy for you to say, of course. Oh, that's what I should say. What I really should send him is

this book, Flashlight Fighting by Phil Elmore. This is a book he might actually need. He could use it to train, it seems like. Right. Yeah. All right.

So he says, I've been in Addovo, a convict-based education program. I have 69 certificates. Whoa, 69. You don't even know what you just said. Yeah, it's good to see that place hasn't buried his sense of humor. Right. I have 169 certificates in 110 hours of learning, including culinary, prison, reentry, success, masterclasses on writing.

Yoga, gardening, and magic, because why not? That's fun. Classes on magic. Whimsical guy. And make the bars disappear. I write a lot. Unsent letters, books, goals, and anything else to pass the time. I need people on the outside to help me get a dress and stamped envelopes off commissary.

The end goal, he asks for money a lot. Okay. It's really why he's writing this. uh the end goal is to allow your investment to generate more funds and i can reconnect with people i would ask you to find my profile or write a prisoner.com write a prisoner.com but this is alone but this alone is like pulling teeth so no one's he's trying to people to send him money and write to him and no one's doing it yeah well anyways what carl's trying to say guys is if you super chat right now carl will venmo a guy yes who's going to send the money

to this podcast hitman so make sure you donate this is a worthy cause obviously yeah yeah this is very important the ipad they'll be sent see this is every time i read one of his letters i feel bad and i want to send him money and correspond with them and then a day or two goes by it i forget now do you feel bad forgetting he murdered his girlfriend her mom or whatever who did he know it was his girlfriend it was his girlfriend um i do forget about that sometimes yeah all right next uh paragraph i even have planned my charges get reduced for re-entry. If I can get my novels together and publish, I can put together a nice little stash to start out with post-prison plans. No one's doing a review podcast out of Rochester, New York, right? Ah? That's funny. Wink. It says, as for my case, I expect to be here

minimum until 2025. My court is unofficially pushed back until October of 2024, and I could be here until 2030. I am doing what I can to afford myself a world with no life associated with my name. For murder? Poor guy. So I don't feel like I feel like you're not feeling as bad about this as I am. He's going to be out in like a year. Oh no, no, no, no. So he's in a he's in a holding place until he finally actually gets sentenced. Oh. Yeah. So, so they're so far backed up that he's supposed to finally get sentence in October 24, but he's saying it's probably won't be until 2025, and he's also saying it might be until 2030.

I thought he was right on the cusp of getting out. I was like, that was a breeze. I know, right? It feels like no time at all. I could do that standing on my head. I can do that sitting on a couch. All right, so he says, next paragraph. As for jail, I am very interested in Scrib and Grib pizza.

calzone half pound burgers and fries bosco sticks and chicken tenders that cost twelve dollars and fifty cents and are mostly worth it i also finished the only non-school class they offer re-entry track fast track and c rp class they all teach ways to deal with being a respectable responsible citizen now it's down to bible study n a aa and drug use slash sex ed classes to get me out of the unit. Huh. You got to take all that stuff? Yeah, that's weird.

Sex ed must be a fun class in there. I wonder what they teach them. All right. No, what does no mean class? Everyone's like, yes. No, no. She's not sure. You're getting a little closer.

It's more convincing. It's terrible. Dang Lizard five-year-old says, Urban Dictionary has extended undercover cop work out. They had to figure out the brothels pricing model before the arrested show me the numbers. Yes. James Gartner five bucks, prison whimsy is fun.

It sure is, isn't it? I do like that, you know, the inside of a cell hasn't killed his spirit. That's right. Well, he's very bored. So here's the rest of this here. It says, I'm surprised you never went to getting out.com to put money on my account. See, it gets very confusing. He's mentioning all these different websites and all these different things.

I love this guy's phrasing where he's like, I'm surprised you didn't go to this website, Carl, to donate me money. I'm not mad at you. I'm surprised by it as well. Maybe just disappointed, to be honest with you. My favorite podcaster. It's fine. My third favorite podcaster gave me $300 and you've given me done.

So I'm a little surprised, but. That'd be great if you found out like Mark Merrin was donating to this guy. All right. It says, I'm surprised you never went to getting out.com to put money on my account and yours and we could have texted each other those texts would have made a great book or fun little additions if i wrote a book off my daily journal there are enough good stories here to make two or three books yeah i would like to be a guy going to prison and thinking you can write a book what a unique story i would like to be texting buddies i think with matt

little whiskey i maybe i need to figure that out would you yeah so you're like but that's constant correspondence that's the thing oh i have a lot of people who text me all day long i don't okay pay attention to it's fine all right i get what's one more it's fine and then it says uh you could have set up free you cheap bastard video visits i cs video visits dot com and we could have podcasted playing me patrick michael clips or maybe not that or just talking bullshit for 30 minutes were to put a few bucks in my account, financed my profile on writeaprisoner.com. Oh, you know, it's like, seven different websites. You think these are paid ads he's doing to you?

It seems like it doesn't it? He's got a lot of plugs he's got to put in. And then he says, by the way, where's all the WATP babe, three of them, sexy picks? Right back, douche, Matt. Oh, he's still in a world where like Vic is the review girl. Well, no, he knows. He knows that Hannah, you know, the sexy picks of Hannah out there. And then, of course, Annie, everyone's seen the Annie nudes.

So he knows. We did a halftime show on this channel yesterday during the game. Who are these broadcasters? And that was interesting. If you haven't watched that, Lucy Tightbox was on the show from where she's vacationing. It seems like it's a very warm area where you wear a bathing suit all day. Really? A scantily clad, Lucy typeface?

I believe that's what I saw. That sounds better than whatever Ushur was doing, so I'll go watch it. Yeah, okay. Am I crazy to say that was a pretty damn good halftime show? Oh, you liked it? I don't like that music. I don't like any of that. But I just thought the choreography and the way that it built and the way it was filmed

was very impressive. Am I crazy? Very wood paneling of Carl. I thought it was boring as shit. Yeah, trust me. I didn't know any of the songs until the last one. it's not my thing but sure well Craig liked it too if that helps you oh fuck me i meant i meant it sucked i hate it is what i meant uh let's see here okay it says p s this is how i spend my

commissary money he's very interested in me giving him money i can see yeah carl put put down your thinking cap i know you're wondering let me put these rumors to bet so he's got his whole list of things that he buys 10 beef soup is nine bucks 10 chili soup is nine bucks two iris spring is three dollars and seventy two cents five vitamin c something cherry something it's five dollars and thirty cents one deodorant 371 10 pb crackers 650 10 oatmeal 650 are you getting bored mike it's not like you're getting bored of us i was hoping we could go through every item that they offer it goes it just goes out of that there's a giant list of things on here and then and then there's a little note on there

and says over oh there's more great uh three mayo 207 iced tea all right he says whose benefit is that like does he want you to know the prices of these things yeah i think what he's trying to do and i could be completely off on this i think he's trying to figure out how much money i should donate to him i should go on here and be like let's see what do i want matt to get a couple of books a nice meal yeah he's gonna need he's gonna need a few peanut butter cracker we want the boy to be nerd yeah yeah yeah I'll get my accountant to add all this up. We'll figure it out.

And then it says PPS, a full list of podcasts I have access to. All right. So he doesn't have access to some podcasts. Okay. Let's see if we know any of these. It says, prison to promise, making it at the movies, life on the outside, freedom takes, insights at the edge, nightmare success in and out, uncuffed, seeing white, 70 million podcasts. prison pod living with murder seeing white feels like more something that would be on compound

media or something like that surprised he's allowed that judo bisconti's the host actually uh sophie heart unspoken words all in all out friends and neighbors and ear hustle let me know if you use these or any i talked about while free p p p s wears carly who's car so carly is Patrick Michaels the mother of Patrick Michael's children oh no and we haven't heard from Carly in a very long time it's it's quite upsetting actually oh so okay at first I was terrified for her life he's a man who's living in a world you know pre his crimes right so he's he's doing references like uh hey opi started a podcast you know exactly he's living in a different world because he doesn't have access to the

internet so he's not able to even like read up on what people are talking about or anything oh interesting the poor guy he seems like a sweetheart see I would think that they would let you have Reddit just because it would make your life even worse but apparently that's not the case well no they're not talking about you if they had a Reddit page for each prisoner that'd be fun and this guy's a piece of shit fuck him weekly up to that why we hate Matt Lewinsky Matt Lewinsky used to be good but now he sucks right what did Matt Louiske, jump the shark.

Dang Lizard 2 euro says money to pH or buying Craigafile shirt. Oh, yeah. Where should the money go to Craigafile T-shirts? Well, that's a really popular item. Everyone's talking about it out here, Mike. I think just send the money to victims of molestation and sex crimes. I disagree. I think we should send it to Matthew Lewinsky.

I'm fat. I'll get the information and post it for everyone if they also want to donate to them. Yeah, yeah. you know what that this is what how kreg would want it fun this guy's commissary thank you i do think this would be good for content i think i need to get on this meaning corresponding with it like talking to him yes yes and yeah well here's the thing carl is i don't know that you want to be a journalist necessarily so like are you going to do a hard-hitting interview with this guy you're going to prowl around with probably not yeah probably be more like just kind of having

having some fun with them and shoot the shit, shit and breeze. No, I do want to know, I want to know about a psychotic break. I want to know about a psychotic break. I do want to talk you about that, see if you remember is what happened and why he didn't get rid of the body. I'd love to know what he was, thoughts were like, what was the end game here? He just thought I was going to eventually just deteriorate and nothing and you'd be fine or. Yeah.

And then he's like, where's my $40 for. I know, right. I gave it back to Kevin Brennan. I'm sorry. Simon three, four, three, five bucks. Stephen Hawking studied black hole that are billions of years old. He also studied black holes as young as 14 years old. Oh.

I get it. I like it. At the Epstein Island. He was doing a lot of studying. That's right. It's chewing the shit, Carl. That's right. Atari Network.

I do want to chew the shit with my buddy, Matt Lewinsky. Well, you know. Based on the description of John's breath, it sounds like what he was doing in Atlantic City. Yes. from what uh who was reporting on that was it um melton yes that's why i heard talk about it yeah it's bros could take the the pain off of chrysler yeah all right well that was fun that was a fun episode of uh the creep off today quick programming note i will be on revenge of the sis this afternoon starting at four o'clock i believe and they are over on a rumble because they're

too naughty yes they're raunchy boys yes so if you want to see me with the Revenge of the Sis fellas, tune in for that. And of course, you should also check out what Blind Mike is up to later tonight on Subreddit Surfing. Yeah. Subreddit surfing channel. Do you know what? Subredit, you guys are talking about yet?

I have to, I think Cardiff said it to me, but I'm not sure offhand. I'll check. But yeah, it's nice to be Vinny for a day. It's exciting. Yeah, wow. You're like living his life. And tell my pal Royce, I say hello. I don't hear from him anymore.

I will. I'll definitely let him know that. So since you're doing the Vinny thing, How many meals have you had so far? I've been told I'm supposed to eat a lot of pizza. Is that it? Honestly, Vinnie's lifestyle is not too much of a change from mine. So I kind of work out.

Oh, you're just eating podcasts all day? I can do that. Yeah, perfect. How much of a stoner are you, Mike? Not really. I've been able to take an edible before bet. That's the one thing that you're going to have to work on, then, I guess. All right.

I can do that. All right. You know what? If I have to, Carl, I'll do it for this job. Blindmike.net is where you want to go to find out all things blind mic tell me about it mike thank you yes that's where all the links are i do uh who are these socials the links for the podcast are there why are you laughing uh blind mic project today for patreon and youtube members we did a bonus episode because we didn't get to all

the topics we wanted to yesterday on the blind mic project and i was telling carl before the show we talked about my buddy coach hp who i think is the greatest interviewer of our generation he had a guy on he he wants to be in the rogan sphere he wants to be in the rogan sphere he wants to be part of Joe Rogan's world. So he's doing anything he can to weasel his way in. And so he interviewed a guy that made a table for Joe Rogan. And it has to be the most mind-nummingly

nonsensical interview. Does the interview him about table-making or about his one interaction with Joe Rogan? Specifically, making the table for he doesn't give a fuck about any of the other tables he's made. Making the table for Rogan and get this, Carl. You think it's silly now. I'm about to change your mind.

He helped Joe move the table into the mothership. Wow. Yeah. So he was actually in the club that has had thousands of other people in it. I think he may have even touched Joe Rogan's hand. Jesus Christ.

Pretty amazing stuff. Yeah. So do that. And why are you laughing? I think the next episode, I know the next episode, is the history of Baba Booie, Gary Delabate.

So check that out in the old Stern fan. Button, Mike, that is where you get all those links. Oh, and I'll tease something for who are these socials coming up this Thursday. Of course, Mike and I host, do a podcast together Who Are These Socials, Thursdays to 6 p.m. on The Who Are These Podcasts YouTube channel. And you know how we've discovered Christine Nolton's

on Cameo? Of course. Well, one of our fine listeners decided to go ahead and get a cameo for us. Fantastic. So we'll be checking that out. I hope it's covered in splooge or whatever three topics are.

I know. I haven't watched it yet, but I'm hoping that they said that we think she's hot or something like that. Yeah, excellent. All right. Well, yeah, check out Blind Mike.com. Blind, blind, blind, blind, world order. B.M.W.

Oh, it gets me hyped up. BMW. Not the best. I love when Kyle photographers are like, yeah, make one for me. It would just be CP. Oh, no, never mind. Don't make that one. All right, guys. Also, of course, who are these?com. We have a live show coming up March 22nd, WATP Live.com for tickets for that. that's in Largo, Florida.

You're going to want to be there. We're going to have the entire Who Are These Podcasts Crew, as well as Tuki, as Cardiff, and the guys from Revenge of the Sis will be there as well. So that is going to be a blast. It's a nice theater, and it's going to be a fun place to hang out for the weekend. And to March, why not get down where there's some sun down in Tampa? And other friends will be stopping by as well. I believe Joey C., Monique from Radio Gunk, Dr. Steve.

It's going to be a star-studded event. Oh, Andrea Brower from Suttering Johns. Well, she now works with Hell Sparks, but for a while was what my future moderator, apparently. Oh, really? According to Hack ride, yes. All right. Well, she's going to be there as well. So should be very exciting.

Now I've got to figure out how we sign up. Oh, I know how we sign off this thing. So I'm going to say it's nice to be important. And you're going to say, but it's more important to be nice. Now, do you know where this came from? You know why this is our sign-off? I don't think so, no. It is the sign-off that the great brother Wees used to have.

Well, he might sell. I don't know. I don't want to on his radio show. Oh, good. And, of course, when I started making fun of Opie, brother Wees wanted to challenge me. Because he knows Vinny pretty well from the comedy club. So he called up, and he's like,

who's this guy Carl making fun of Opie? What's his deal? And he wanted to, like, debate me or something, which would have been funny. so we decided to make that oh i was all for it yeah i was like yeah talked to wheeze about how is that guy still on the air i did to look it up and i think so oh jesus i know it's crazy well it's one of those things where the radio station he was on forever and making a shit ton of money was bought this is gone back years yeah and the first thing they did was fire him

because they're like what is the salary what are we doing yeah that's the point of this and that radio station went from the number one classic rock station to the number one classic rock station when they went him without him yes hard to believe yeah i know go figure so it turned out to be a smart move by the the new company that stepped in but uh all right i'm just stalling times i'm trying to find uh outro music that i can play on here you know what if i was smart i would have set this up ahead of time and been ready with these things that usually viny is in charge of but okay i got one i got i got a i got a good outro song for us all right let's do you ready mike i'm ready it's nice to be important It's more important to be nice.

Galaga. Vinnie, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. V-I-N-N-Y, V-I-N-N-Y. Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. Vinny. Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny. Thank you.