The Creep Off - Episode 202: Sugar Daddy

Episode Date: February 19, 2024

In today's episode Karl & Vinnie get back to normal and make their nominations for creepiest City Council Member: in our cop cam segment we witness an officer lose their job in real time: In the Scum Parade we meet a man at the tail end of a 20-year panty raid, a man who rekindled the fire in his relationship and the worst in-laws everWe also say goodbye to Jess who is leaving the show to take a new job in a bank. We wish her nothing but the best! If you want to be our new results girl shoot us an email at [e-mail] The score is currently Vinnie 4 - Karl 3, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Pervert arrested in Bangkok after 2 decades of underwear theft | Thaiger (thethaiger.com)Family jailed after woman poisoned and doused in corrosive substance | Crime | The GuardianBrian Early Johnston admits to setting wife on fire (nypost.com)Nurse 'cut off sleeping husband's penis with kitchen knife' over fears he cheated - Daily StarWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108

Is it happening right now? Yeah, we're live. It's really happening? It's happening. We're doing it! Well, Vinnie, I'm excited. You're back from gay clubbing in Miami Beach. I do want to hear all about that.

Doosh, doosh, do, do, do, so many dudes with the same haircut as you. I want to know if you met a new fella, or there's someone special in your life now, based on your vacation. But we also have a creep-off to do. I went there with my wife, Carl. My wife that I met at Niagara Falls. Yeah, two beards. It's disgusting, plummet-ind do something.

Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, by creeps for you creeps I'm your host my name is Vinnie and joining me is the bell of the ball himself some people call him teeth today we're calling him tips it's hot cucka cawarl

Frost frost frosted tips world order FTWO What is happening Vinnie Paulino yes I finally fulfilled my end of the bet with Bob Levy yesterday and colored my hair

Some people were saying they don't notice the difference I most certainly do I'll tell you what you look better do I you look better I guess that's the only way I could go though right

yes it's not like I show up you're like wow crap I've never seen you look so bad it's like no I've already hit that I'm actually mad at the bills that they lost because Bob Levy having to get black tips

I know would be much more humiliating than this well Bob has said that he's going to go through with it anyway we'll see why he doesn't have to I know I don't know well that's insane that's a crazy something of crazy

Bob Levy is insane Wow, newsflash, everyone. Alert the presses. I won the bet. I'm going to do it anyway. That's what a crazy person does. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show.

We got a big one for you. It's been two weeks since we have done a competition, Carl. Yeah, I mean, actually, three weeks. Oh, that's true. Episode 200, we fucked around. I had blind mic on last week while you were gay clubbing in Miami. That's not what happened. I do want to hear all about the guys you met.

I'm excited to hear about your vacation in Miami Beach. Did many guys, Carl. I don't why are you trying to throw this type of shade at me you've made a trip to gay mecca and now you're trying to act like it wasn't because you wanted to meet up with dudes I mean look at if you don't want to talk about in the air we don't have to I'll be glad to discuss on the air it's not gay fucking mecca it's thongs on the beach mecca and guys are wearing thongs now that's nice that must be fun there's a lot of really hot women there I bet so here's what happened everybody Carl went to Miami once and they made him stay at a gay resort and so he thinks everything in Miami is gay and uh I mean, he says they made him. I don't know. He just wants to throw all the shade at me because my wife went hung out on Ocean Boulevard and ate good food. Drank lots of drinks. I like a banana decorating myself.

I like to call him monkey shines. I won't be surprised if you no longer have wrestling shirts on. You're just wearing rainbow shirts from here on out. We'll see. We'll see what happens. Oh, Carl. Carl's so. Someone's called me Carl Fietti in the chat right now.

I don't know how I feel about that. Gay Fieri. Um, folks, there's going to be a competition today, but I have sad news. Here to bring the sad news or happy news, depending on your perspective, is our results girl, Jess. Hey, what's happening to me? Hi. The sad news is this is my last episode for a while. I just got.

Yeah, okay. So Jess is gone, everybody. Uh, that was their last appearance. Moving on. All right, go ahead. What's going on? You got a job? That's it.

Just new job. So are you off because it's President's Day today? Yes. Finney, why are we fucking working? Why am I working on President's Day? You're the one who always says, it's just another day. It's a Monday.

George Washington freed the slaves so that we could get the day off today and look at us. Yeah, but it's Super Chet Monday. Neither of you guys even correct to smile at that. Do you guys both think Washington freed the slaves? No, I know that George Washington did not free the slaves. It was Abraham Lincoln, Carl. Moving on.

Your joke was just lame. Jess, what kind of job do you have? What are you doing? I'm a bank teller now. A bank tower? Yes. I would not have predicted that. That's interesting.

So you can count? Neither would I. Interesting. What was that? You can count then. A little bit? Okay. Better than I can read.

This is a staff short situation, Carl, where having to count really isn't a prerequisite. The thing will count it for you. Who the fuck goes to the bank? Who do you see? Who comes into the bank? like a lot of really old people or what do you yeah because do you do like when people come up to you do go you can just do this on the app right why are you just doing this on the app but then you would have to show them how to use the app and then they break their phone hey you can really have fun with those old people tell them your AI oh yeah that's a fun yeah just like when the old people come up there's like hello I'm your AI assistant Jess just say stuff like that and see what they do I bet you because most of the people in that area like I mean it's just like it's just just like, okay. Can you deposit?

Can I give you some advice, though, for your new job? I didn't realize that that's what you did. I have some friends who are bank tellers. Skim a little off the top. They'll never know. There's so much money in that place. Fuck, yeah. They have no idea.

Just skim a little, just a little bit every day. Just a little bit. No, there's a lot of cameras, though. No one's looking at it. $1,500, $2,000. Nobody'll notice. Most of those cameras are fake. They just put it up there.

There's no wires connected to it. They're deterrence, Jess. They're up there to scare you with the thinking. that they're paying attention. Nobody's paying attention to what happens in a bang. No one's paying attention. Go for it. Remember that every day.

Jess, next time you're on this show, I want you with a lot of bling, I want to see that you've been making the money. And now that we go, she's in this job, I expect a much better Christmas present this year from Jeff. You got it.

I'll still be editing the clips for the show, too. Oh, we know. I'm not completely gone. All right, so here's the question, guys. I think we should probably have some kind of bet going. How long until Jess gets fired from this job? Robert is back on the show. I'm going to put it at two and a half months.

I'm going to say, where would that put us? Is it May? Beginning of June, maybe? No, wait. Yeah, May. I'm going to say by beginning of May, Jess is back on the show. What do you think, Betty? Well, I don't know if that's going to have it because I've already started working on finding a replacement.

So that I got to fire somebody because she got fired? Yeah. Okay. That's how that works. Huh. we got to hold up the world for Jess two months I'll take the over on that I think by summer okay I think by summertime by midsummer we'll get a message and she'll go oh you know my schedule freed up see this is what I think's gonna happen okay just is used to the exciting world of broadcasting and podcasting and video editing she likes a high-paced fun work environment with jokes and laughs she's a fast lady she's gonna get into that bank and Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday and she's just going to fuck off not give a crap and get fired for negligence

that's what I think or stealing well don't get fired for stealing they won't catch you just do it no no one's counting except for you don't worry about it oh my God no well if I end up coming back it's because I probably found a new job because I'm trying to find a job in my field but so for now here's what I want to tell everybody folks uh we're going to miss you jess but i want to tell everyone at home if you think you could do a better job at jess reading results let us know just send us an email it's not that hard it's not that hard to be i'm basically dyslexing yeah all the links are at the creepoff

dot com go over there and uh if you want to be our results girl serious inquiries only correct this is not for you goofballs to prank us yeah i don't want to be pranked I hate when people come up with silly things. Right. It's not fun. We're the prankers, not the prankies. Well, congratulations on your new job, Jess. We'll see you around the schoolyard and Excelsior.

Bye, Jess. Excelliore. True believers. All right, then. I'm going to miss that weirdo. She definitely brought something to the show. She did. In a very bizarre way that.

My favorite thing with Jess is her watching us fight. She'd get so upset. upset. So uncomfortable, I should say, not upset. Yeah. But it is our favorite. It's the way we start the show. It's our bickering segment. Correct. So the best bickerers in the business. That's us, buddy. Now, pal, today's category. Real quick, before you get into that. So we went on the Dick show yesterday. That'll be out tomorrow, Tuesday of this week. Really fun segment with Dick and Sean on there. And Dick was talking about the biggest problem in the universe.

So that was the show he used to do with Maddox. Now he does it with Vito Giswaldi. And he was saying, when he was doing that show, he had to explain to both Maddo and Vito that we should be arguing about this stuff. This should be a debate. We should be having a back and forth. It's not an agreement fest. That's what this show is. It's true. Day one, Carl has always been about yelling at me on air when he has an issue.

Yeah, right. Because you suck. It's the worst. Someone's got to tell you about it. But no, I appreciated that. I liked Dick's perspective because it reminds you. to me, yeah, we are supposed to be debating on the show. This is a competition.

We are competing with one another. This is not about being friends. No. Thank God. Could you imagine? Could you imagine if we bonded on this? It'd be like, it'd be a creepier relationship that Vince and John Laronitis that this is what brought us together.

I thought you're going to say Vincent's stuttering, John. That's another weird relationship. But okay, so that leads us to the fact that this is a competition and the competition is back on on this president's day. Now, we've already done creepiest president. Yep. So we decided to go with a different category, city council person.

Yes, these are the people who actually can affect your life. They have a lot more power in your day-to-day than the president, especially if you own property. Yes. These people can be great or they can be the worst. They can be great. Not in this city. Well, I know. But there's places where there's some of them are pretty good.

Okay. Now, Carl, the last time we played, I won. That sucks. No, it's great because now I'm on game point, which means if I win this week, you have to spin next week. That sucks. Yeah, so keep that in mind, everybody. I'll go first because I won this last one. Let's hit those super chats real quick.

Let's do it. And then I'll ring the bell and we'll get going on this. Double Guns became a new member. Thank you very much, Double Guns. My boy, Manny is here. Please wrap up in time for Hack the Movies today. They plug to hack the movies. I know that Lucy Tightbox has been doing some shows.

Yep. With Tony over there. He's poaching your talent. Yeah, he is. Joe Dicker with five bucks says, Hi, Tits, Tips, and Jess. Hello. Tits, tips, and Jess.

Ah, that's, that would have been a T-shirt if Jess had got that stupid job at the bank. That fucking bank. Dude, do you think she'll get fired for stealing money? I hope so. I want to feature her so bad. She's like, guess what, Carl? They do count. There is someone counting the fucking money

The next time you hear from Jess on the show That's going to be reading a story Yeah, right, she's in the scum parade Murdered her boyfriend lived with the corpse for seven months The Mechanical Ape, thanks for the five bucks Nice for us, the tips, Carl. Are the isotopes a sugar ray cover band now? Vote for Vinny, everyone. Thank you, Mechanical Ape.

I feel like I could start a 90s tribute band right now. I think I could pull it off. And James Gardner, thanks for the 999. All politicians are creeps. In my experience, that is correct. Yes. I'm leaving that up there because he's correct. Yes.

All right. Vinnie, I'm going to ring the bell. You get to go first and tell us about who you think is the creepiest city council person. Well, Carl, I could tell you who I think is the creepiest city council person, or I could just tell you who I know it is. And that's my creep. His name is Matthew Riley. He grew up in Cranston, Rhode Island. He was married with two children.

He graduated from Cranston High School. He loved his community, Carl. He went to George Washington University, got a degree in business. After college, he went on to work in real estate, but realized he needed to choose a different path. Now, this is important to the story, folks. He decided to go back to school to earn his law degree and has since found a niche in family law. Now, he's worked as a partner in his firm. He specializes in family court litigation and mediation across the state of Rhode Island.

and he frequently acts as a court-appointed guardian or advocate for the interests of children in particularly difficult child custody cases. Sounds like a great guy. I don't know why you brought him in as a creep. That's what I'm saying, man. This guy sounds phenomenal. All right.

But what we learned here is that all politicians are creeps, right? James Gardner. Now, he rose through the ranks of the local Republican Party, Carl. In fact, he became the chairman. Oh, you picked the Republican? Okay, but he wins. God damn it. I'm spinning the fucking wheel.

He picked the chairbit. He became the chairman of the Republican Party in Cranston. And that made him an ex, his experience made him a shoe in to become a member of the city council. Now, he was elected in 2019. Things were pretty good in his first term. He was about to get ready to start going for his second term in 2023 last year. Yeah. He was about to start getting his campaign going.

Sure. And in May, he ran into some problems. Okay. I see he had some problems at home with the. his marriage and it turns out he was going to end up getting a divorce. It's always women. It's always the problem. They always mess up a good, they keep a good man down.

What's worse? Women are politicians? What about a female politician? Wow. Yeah. I just blew my own mind with that one. The horror. Okay, so this weekend there was a female comedian at the club.

Yes. Saturday night I came and checked out the late show because we had one of my guys was doing a spot. I wanted to check it out. And she opens a bit about how she's hoping that one day there'll be a woman president and how we were so close a few years ago to having a woman president and i wanted to scream from the back of the room lady we could have a woman president by tuesday no shit what is this a why how is this a premise what am i listening to yeah i know right she has to read the newspaper every

morning before she does her set just to make sure it's so relevant oh my god it drove me crazy that's funny that's neither here nor there folks but the point that i'm trying to make is that my guy's a creep. And on March 15th, 2023, police officer was flagged down because a man appeared to be in distress. He's passed out, non-responsive, and he appears to be choking inside of a car in an empty parking lot. Oh, no. Now, the police officer, uh, the body camp footage has been released and I'm going to show you some of it today, folks. We all love to watch cops. I never say this, but I hope he's going to be okay. Yes. Well, there he is. Oh, no. It doesn't like good. That is Matthew Riley. Uh-huh. The police.

officer has respond now the first eight seconds the body cam audio is not released but i want you to watch very closely watch his hands so the cop comes up he sees what's going on and he grabs his one hand and riley pulls it away he's got something there and he tries to put it away there's no audio to this now the police officer takes him out of the car and pats him down and we start to see a closer look as to what's really happening here No way, dude, really? Yes, yes. I was just taking, I was just on my way back from court.

Well, arrest was going to come check you out, man. I can't let you go. Okay, so here's what just happened. The cop looked at his ID and saw who this was. Right. He has a family court badge, and he is a city member of the city council. Right. So he's like, oh, man.

see this is the cop cams really fucked these people up yes because normally it'd be like all right man sleeping at home in your bed not your car and listen to his reaction he doesn't sound quite coherent does he caro well a rest was gonna come check you out man i can't let you go you were literally choking in your sleep somebody flagged me down about it oh i have sleep at me i'm sorry and then you have a crack pipe in your hands so yeah that's the problem that's the real problem It's not sleep apnea. It's the crack pipe that you have in your hand passed out the front of the car. It's like, let me.

Sorry. Who falls asleep after smoking crack? What is this? What's going on? Well, we're going to find out. I remember this story. I remember when this came out. Yeah.

This was pretty big news. Yes. It gets bigger, Carl. Yeah. Let's watch a little bit more as this guy, the cop explains doing what's going on. So will we no arrest? What? Do we no arrest?

No. Is there any, are there any? Drugs in the car or anything like that? No, no, nothing. All right. So there's going to be no arrest, right? And he's like, there's no drugs in the car. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no drugs in the car.

No drugs in the car. You had this problem, man. It was a relapse. I've been going to clean 13 years. All right. I just went through a really, really bad divorce or anything. Okay. Okay.

All right. Well, I mean, if it was a bad divorce as opposed to a good divorce, divorce that I can understand why you'd want to start smoking crack. I would smoke crack after a good divorce because I'd be like, woo-hoo, party time. But, you would think, yeah. You would think the bad divorce. Craig, I don't think of as like a coping kind of drug. You know, you think of alcohol, maybe marijuana to some degree, but crack's not really,

I got to get over this girl kind of drug. Yeah. So he asked for a supervisor to come out. Okay. Now, I think he's trying to pull a little bit of weight here, Carl. He's trying to pull some rank. Now, the cop says to him, listen, this is the police sergeant explaining him that they're not going to call the media about this. I mean, I look at you.

You're not that Matt Riley that we know. Trust me. And I, listen, your health and your well-being is worth way more than any political career. I don't care. Yeah, we'll keep it. Listen, we're not. We don't report nothing to the media unless someone. tells them so and then arrest record is our public record i'm not going to lie you

what we can do it's all right there's not much we can do on this can you pause it rose if i was in a situation i'd be in handcuffs yeah veney do you have any idea how many millions of views this particular video has did you look at any of the stats while you're pulling this yes it has a lot you've seen it yeah okay that's what's so funny by this just like listen man it's probably not going to get out meanwhile millions people are watching this go down Yeah, it's a pretty... That sucks. It made a lot of news.

Yeah. It made a lot of news. But here's some of my favorite stuff. This is the cops realizing what a loser this guy is. And, uh, searching his car. Listen to them talk shit. That's a piece of crack. Yeah.

Yeah, that's definitely, that's definitely crack. Yeah. So the whole front seat has crack all over. Yeah, you're smelling it. He's burning up. He has a bunch of toy boy and... Should we have a tow? It looks like it's like half living out of his car.

There's like toilet. We're good. We're on private property. Oh, no. He's living out of his car. He's got a problem. He's got a problem. Oh, no.

So the city council member, the guy who's was going to work at family court who smoked a bunch of crack before he was going to go represent some people in court, he's busted with all this. And this is the last clip I have from the scene, Carl. I didn't want to go too crazy on this.

But watch the reaction from the sergeant. Listen, you got to leave your car. It's supposed to be going back in tomorrow. My car's getting fixed. Oh, this isn't even your car? No, it's a wrong boy. It's a loan of a cop.

Yeah. All right. All right. The cop goes, he goes, it's a load of card. Watch the cap goes, it's not even your car? It's supposed to be going back in tomorrow. My car's getting fixed. Oh, this isn't even your cop?

No, it's a loaner. Oh, boy. Because you know what the cop is thinking right there? what's that the cop is thinking like okay this guy's been on a bender for weeks and that's why there's crack everywhere in toiletries and they're like oh you've only had this car a day yeah it's a loader i got to get it back tomorrow my car's not good that's not good but this is my favorite part at the very end of it i mean i wasn't drunk i have an appointment on i was 17 all right i'll crack a window for you in a second yeah he claims he has that he was going to have an appointment in two

he's on the 17th to help him deal with his relapse. Okay. So he's like, I was getting help, I was getting help, but that car is not even in a parking space, Carl. No. He's passed out, the thing is in an empty parking lot in the middle of the parking lot. He has passed out with his mouth wide open with the fucking crack

pipe in his hand. So, the reason why he was so groggy and stuff is because it turned out that the crack that he had, they did a field test on it, and had crack and fentanyl in it. So this dude is a very lucky man. But Carl, you may be saying Vinny, this is the creep off.

You can't just bring a crack head, the guy who did crack once in relapse because it was divorce on the creep off, Vinny. You can't do that to the people. It's not going to get you a W, that's for sure. God damn it, Vinny, I thought you were the people's champ. Not going to get you a W, just a little crack smoking. It won't, but I'll tell you what, just might. Let's see what happened about a month later.

A former Cranston City Councilman has been arrested for the second time in less than a month, this time for allegedly sexually assaulting a minor. God damn it. Come on, man. So this guy, by the way, in that month, resigned his position from the city council, resigned his position as the chairman of the Republican Party in his town. And it turns out, folks,

that there was an investigation going on. Pay attention. Less than two weeks before Matthew Riley was found passed out in a car and arrested for having crack cocaine on him, the former Cranston City Councilman allegedly sexually assaulted a young girl. The Cranston Police Chief tells 12 News a legal guardian of a 12-year-old girl

filed a complaint with police the day the alleged sexual abuse occurred. Shortly after Cranston Police and the Attorney General's office began investigating the sexual abuse allegation, Riley was found passed out in a car and later arrested for drug possession. No, it's not me.

Whoever thinks that's me, that's not me. Well, your hair looks a little, some one of these days. That's why I dyed my hair is like disguised my. I mean, no, it's not me. Yeah. So he is now sitting in jail. Yeah. They had to do a competency hearing.

In sweatpants and a sweatshirt. Riley was led before a Kent County District Court judge. He's being charged with first and second degree child molestation and enticement of a person under the age of 16. Time out. Yes. When it's first and second degree, is that like second base in third? and third base? I honestly don't know the answer to this.

How do you get first degree versus second degree child molestation? Do you know? Well, you don't get those charges by being a good babysitter. Or being a good family court lawyer. I don't think I don't know the difference, but I will tell you this. This is a 12-year-old girl

that we're talking about. Yeah, yeah. And he is sitting in jail awaiting trial that will start on March 5th. So Matthew Riley, ladies and gentlemen, this is a relatively new one. It made a lot of headlines with the crack thing. But I don't think people knew about the rest of it. And I felt like they needed to. So go to the creepoff this week. Creepoff.com this week and vote for Matthew Riley. I'll be honest with you. Vinnie, when I was doing my research for

city council person, this guy showed up immediately and I recognized them. And then I saw that second headline. I went, oh, fuck. Okay. But he's got a good one. Maybe he's got a good one. Hey, um, real quick, I'm going to go. A couple of funny, uh, super chants came in. So I want to address those. I was in AC when the drama was going down, but didn't see it. I would have paid top dollar. Well, listen, if you watch the latest video, WATP, we have three angles of it. So we really analyzed it.

Are we really out of the dabbled verse now? Thank Christ. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got out of the dabbler. Thank you. Erica Ann, two bucks. Hello, handsome Vinny and skater Carl. Love you, boys.

Hello, Erica, Ed. Thank you for the kindness. I just realized, yeah, I'm wearing my van shirt that I really do look like I'm from the 90s. Cutter O Parts, thanks for the 10 bucks. I never get to watch live because I have a real job. Fat Vinny is my favorite Vinny. Blind Vinny equals meh. All right.

I like blind. It's very nice. Thank you, Cutter O Parts. Mick Crout, thanks for the 499. New hair, new band name, the I suck dicks. Haka, haka, ha, ha,a. I saw that as you were reading your story. I saw that when you were reading your story, like, that's actually really funny.

It is pretty good. 1971, Puffy, thanks for the 499. Officer, these aren't my pants. is not my crack pipe these are not my pants he tried to argue that the only reason he had the crack pipe is because he left him in his pants after he smoked crack earlier that day

at least he took a nap like he promised his wife super happy fun chatter yes go out in the car and take a napipoo Jesus Christ that picture of Ray DeVito there looks like the fucking joker Matthew Rowley thanks for the $5 friendly reminder for those undecided about who to vote for

Vinny was stuttering John's biggest fan and it took his side against Carl and all of us. Thank you, Matthew. Thank you. Let's not forget that. I feel like some of the voters are forgetting the history here. I think that that's not the narrative. That's not the right narrative, Carl.

It's not what happened. My turn to present my creep. Everybody's trying to set the narrative. It's a false narrative. It's a false narrative and I won't stand for it. No, that shit was funny from my side for a while until it wasn't funny anymore. I know. I, who was John talking about?

I don't want to get to dabble for a shit, but John was talking about someone being difficult. Oh, I think he was talking about Kevin Brennan being hard to be his friend. I'm like, John, you should not be talking about being hard to be someone's friend. At the live show in Largo, I will be telling the story about the first time John yelled and screamed at me on the phone. I'll be telling that story. March 22nd, WATP Live.com for tickets. We'll be live in Largo with the whole crew, looking forward to that. Can't wait.

All right, Carl, you ready to present your creep? I am. I'm going to present to you, Sean Myers. He is a Grove City Borough Council member. And if you want to pull up my first video, we'll see what the charges are against my creep, Sean. All right. Carl, give me one second to pull. Sure, buddy.

I was doing it as we were talking. Sean. You were doing nothing as we were talking. Yes, I was. Oh. I just lost my thing where I had your file. A Grove City Councilman is facing charges after allegedly forcing a child to perform sex acts on him. A criminal complaint explains the child was eight years old or younger when the abuse began.

But does this mean Sean Myers will be removed from his role as councilman? Sidney Canty looked into that and has details of the allegations. I don't like his mustache. Can I lead with that? I am not comfortable. I mean, instead of the councilman charged, just a child molester, you'd believe. Like, yeah, that story checks out for sure. Carl, who elects this person?

Where is this? This is in Florida. Okay. going to lie. Okay. So that might be part of it right there. But if you want to play my second track out here, we'll get a little more of the details of what was going out with this guy.

So Vinnie brought in a guy who had sex with a 12-year-old woman, and I bring in a guy who has sex with an eight-year-old girl. Grove City Councilman, Sean Myers, is accused of forcing a child to perform sex acts on him. A relative of Myers was babysitting the child

at the Myers' residence. Tom. But when that relative would leave to grab food or do other things. A criminal complaint states the child would sometimes go into Meyer's home office to admire his fish tank. The complaint continues, it was then that Myers would allegedly show the child explicit videos of sex acts being performed and then ask her to do those same things to him. The child was eight years or younger when the alleged abuse began. So, Minnie, this guy, I hope it's not the Aidal Princessy showing her. I hope he's out on that only fans account showing this eight-year-old.

Hey, yeah, look at this. Two dicks in the butt at the same time. Do you believe it? Yeah, look at that. So that's called a goldfish. Now, look over here. What? Now, our beta fish has ick.

So we have to treat that. And also, I'm going to put my finger in your butt. So the child told investigators that Myers used honey to encourage her to perform sex X. He was putting honey on his balls. sugar do do do do do the girl also claims he gave her gifts yeah so a real sugar daddy you can say all right so let's see what these uh sugar daddy let's see what these charges were i got one more video clip on here myers is charged with involuntary deviate sexual intercourse with the child corruption of minors disseminating explicit sexual material with a minor and endangering the welfare of

children. Myers was absent at Monday's council meeting and was just re-elected to serve a fourth term. I reached out to Myers, but he declined to comment. District attorney Peter Acker tells me it's unlikely Myers would be removed from his role as councilman unless he's convicted. And then if that happens, he would be facing anywhere from 72 months to 20 years behind bars. She was asking for it. Well, what did she say, Mr. Myers? She said nice. fish. So that means... I like that she says

he can be sentenced to 72 months. What is this, a car loan? You try to trick me into not understanding how long I'll be making these payments for? Six years. That's it. Yeah. So did you notice that first charge

was something about involuntary intercourse? Deviant sexual intercourse of the child? Yes, I did. Like, if the girl was just like, no, I was into it. Would that have made it different? I don't understand why involuntary

is even in the terms when you're talking about fucking an eight-year-old. It doesn't make any sense. The child's mother told investigators that her daughter would sometimes stay at Myers home for several days and some weekends while she was at work. She was staying with this guy for, this is like a living girlfriend we're talking about. I mean, how do you charge rent? I know it's, you know, gas grass or ass. So the other crazy thing about this that's not in this news report is that this was occurring over a four-year period going back to 2019, which means the girl was.

four or five when this started not good not good so i present to you the creepiest city councilman that would be sean myers of grove city borough vote for carl at the creepoff dot com let's get this thing to a final round tie it up four to four one of an exciting round next week

i don't care for that but all right good job thanks money creepoff dot com to vote everybody car I understand that we have a really fun video we're going to watch next. Yes. So what I did is I just have the entire video. So we can just watch it, comment, pause. I do have some of the background information here. Ready to go up.

People have probably seen this. It's been making the round. Sorry. That's okay. I'll just give you a quick setup of what's going on here. So we're going to see Deputy Hernandez, forward to Deputy Jesse Hernandez. he has since resigned after this incident that we're about to see.

But basically, Hernandez and another deputy responded to a call from a woman who said her boyfriend had stolen her car and was sending her threatening messages. So what they've done is they've taken this gentleman that the woman called the police on, handcuffed him and put him in the back of the squad car. Okay. And they're talking to the woman and then you're going to see Deputy Hernandez start walking back towards his squad car and hilarious. in Seuss. I should have gotten the yakety sacks. I think I haven't on the board. I got it right here, buddy.

Don't you worry. I'm for my beautiful, I'm making his way. All right, he's making his way. He's walking back to his cruiser. All right, the gentleman's right back there. And, uh, well, Chats fired!

Shots fired! Jets fired! Chats fired! Wow! All right, pause it real quick. Uh, for the people listening. What we just saw, because we're watching the body cam, so we don't see this guy's face. We just saw him tumble and roll around three times.

on the ground while pulling his gun out yelling fire shot whatever he was yelling there and then he just started unloading on the back of his own squad car and you see like the mirrors and the lights getting smashed down as he's shooting into this thing Carl I'm going to back it up just a little bit because I think he reloaded too there at the end oh yeah so two clips folks watch us again these are some sweet rolls he does here this is like it's fired you know I'm hit I'm hit. He just yelled that he's hit.

I'm hit. He's on his side. It's a fucking video game at this point. He's literally got the gun sideways slain on his side, just putting round after round into this fucking car. The most phenomenal part about this is there's literally nothing he could be shooting at but his own car. there's no one standing there with the gun

there's no like if somebody fired at you and you're not identified where they are you don't fire the gun you don't just start shooting it gets worse than that because now we're going to see the body cam from the other officer the female officer

who she's hearing that shots are fired he's shooting into this car so she goes I guess I should shoot into that car too watch this what He's crawling. He's crawling like he's injured. He's crawling like he had three bullets in his leg or something.

All right. So this is the other cam. Here's the female officer. Does he come back on? Dude, am I. Oh, no, this is still that guy. I'm sorry. I forgot this video's longer than I realized.

Further back, further back to their back. All right. Do you know your tag number? I'll stop your head. So this is the woman who's filling out the police report. What? What? Where?

Right there? She starts shooting the cop car from the other side. Jesse! Jesse! Are you okay? Get in the house! Get in the house! Jesse!

Get in the house! Where is he? Where is he? 403, give a traffic. Shots fired. I got a deputy down. Oh, God damn it. No.

Off the McLaren. We're off of McLaren. We're off of McLaren. Shots fired. I got a deputy down. Jesse, how are you? He's still yelling he's hit. he still thinks he's been hit by something do you hear that woman crying yes that's her boyfriend

in that car that they just put 30 bullets into what yes she called the cops on him and they put him in the cop car and then they just shot 30 fucking bullets into the cop car now here's the good news they missed every shot he did not get hit well i didn't expect the keystone cops over here to fucking nail that one surprised they didn't shoot each other so what happened was an acorn and fell out of the tree above the cop car and I don't know if I hit the car but it made some type of sound this officer immediately thought he was getting shot at

and I'm just my question to you Vinny, do you think that two decades in Afghanistan and Iraq was bad for people do you think by any chance maybe that wasn't a good thing that we did? I didn't for a really long time. I felt for a long time that they came back way less traumatized than those

nom boys. But here we are watching a street get shot up at a police cruiser Turned into Swiss cheese. Over an acorn. So some of the funnier reactions, the comments underneath, was this is the most severe allergic reaction to tree nuts I've ever seen. But my favorite is a manhunt is underway for Elvin, Simon, and Theodore. All right.

Have you ever seen such incompetent police work? No, that's a crazy. That's a movie scene. That's like a comedy. So the guy who thought he was hit was rolling around and just discharging. He's gone all over the place. he resigned as I mentioned the woman who then shot into the police car thank God they didn't kill this innocent guy the woman is still on the force they're like ah she didn't know wouldn't you think that the cop car should be bulletproof to some extent oh maybe it is here's hoping I mean and that's the case why are they shooting at it again do why are they shooting in a car and he just kept doing it too uh bill spooner three clips and no hits unbelievable that's not impressive not impressive not present at all but uh yeah so that that video just came out it's been making the rounds and uh thought

i'm proud of you for not licking boots today carl good for you you fucking idiots oh man you guys ready for some voicemails i am buddy let's do it the creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of syracuse a syracuse area town supervisor was kicked out his position for not signing his oath of office within the first 30 days supervisor said he would have signed it sooner but some of those words were multiple syllables. See you in Syracuse. They're not smart people over that city. They are not.

An entry for the creepiest voicemail contest. Hi, Vinnie. Hi, Carl. I'm a male nurse. That's it. That's for the creepiest voicemail contest. But dig it first kind of ruins it a little bit. so cut that pot out um he makes a pretty good gaze don't call here again

he makes a pretty good case oh that's gross that's pretty gross uh here we go hey guys i just wanted to say great news uh football season's over so i guess we can get back to the creep off uh because calling it a show about football by creeps for creeps just sounds lame Anyhow, thank you. Fuck you. I'm sure this is a very football-heavy episode. Bye. Nope.

Were we doing too much football talk? I think we were. Okay. Noted. Thank you for that, sir. I have a voice, I don't think we've gotten to this one yet. Please.

Are you tired of looking at Carl's ugly face with his ridiculous fever teeth? Are you sick of hearing his annoying voice in every stupid show that he does? We are, too. Vote for Vinny. on the creepoff.com now to receive your complimentary meat lover's pizza in a size of your choice. Remember everyone, AVFV, always vote for Benny. This message is paid for it by the council of Benny Paulineau. Dude, that's fuck that you're buying meat lovers pizzas for people who vote for you?

Any size. That's against the rules. I don't really deliver them, Carl. I don't just say it. How many bites are out of it by the time it gets to the people? It's not theirs anyway. okay I'm hell by the way folks I got so many messages like from people that I know that are subscribed to our patreon they loved our Vince McMahon part two episode oh that was fun yes people loved

this episode thank you for reminding me right before you left for Miami we did a bonus show and the the Vince McMahon text messages was my favorite part of that wow what a lunatic I will just say this, folks If there's ever a reason to go check the out of episode, go listen to that one. We got the skinny on everything and somebody is leaving us a theory that they have. Okay. And they might be right.

That's right through the fucking bonus episode. Yep. Vince McMahon, as it turns out, even in his 70s, is really into cox. He wants there to be, when there's sex going on, he needs as many penises in there. Cockabedia. He wants as many cocks in there as possible.

Get it out there. Get it out of us. I thought Howard Stern was obsessed. with penises, but Vince is going to beat. There's an open hole. Get one out of his fucking mind. Okay. I'm halfway through the fucking bonus episode.

This grant lady was totally into it. She was fucking getting paid for it. He's saying in regards to your last picture, in other words, she's sending him pictures and stuff. And he's like, oh, you're going to come so hard. So obviously she's telling him I came. Otherwise, it would just be, we're going to. We're going to do this and not take note for an answer, you stupid cons.

Like, she's clearly saying, yes, I'm into it. She's getting paid a fuck ton of money. And also, she has not taken one mental health day. She keeps showing up to work. Dude was just banging somebody for money. Sorry, I know prostitution's illegal. I don't think that makes you a creep. Thank you, fuck you by.

Listen, I'm going to go ahead and say this. what makes Vince a creep is the fact that he was naming his dill-no collection off of the wrestlers and using them on people no that was fun the other thing too so I almost agree with this caller to some degree

because she's talking about trafficking like she was sex trafficked but at any point did she say no I don't it doesn't seem like at any point when he's like now go fuck him that she was like I don't want to do that it's alluded to in those messages that she had there were times

where she was like, I don't want to fuck John Laranitis. Right. Which, I mean, what the fuck would anybody want to? That guy's so creepy now. I don't know. Let's keep going. We have a lot of voicemails. Here we go.

Hey, Benny, or whatever intern is listening to this message, leaving Carl and blind mic in charge of your show was a bad maneuver. These fuckers are freaking. making a mockery of having sex with retarded people. Oh, did I use the R word? Sorry, I didn't mean to do that. But, hey, man, don't do it again. Forget these guys, they're leaving a bad name.

They're making you look bad. They're making everybody look bad. That is a creep. I might be a creep. I hope I'm not a creep. Because I'm a creep. Bye. You're not a creep, sir.

I'm just going to go ahead and say. I think this show means different things. to different people. Because Vinny's a creep. Well, I thought it was an excellent episode that we did with Blind Mike and myself. I know you were listening from the beach, Vinny, you were checking it out. I was listening. I listened to it live.

It was fun. Yes. I got a fun idea for something you can do with Matthew Lewinsky. You can send him books, right? So send him a copy of that fucking O.J. Simpson, his innocent conspiracy book, Carl, God, a few months ago. Yeah. and send him a copy of if I did it, and then I haven't read a book report on them both. I mean, I think we should get a unbiased source to tell us what really happened.

All right. He certainly seems trustworthy. Thank you, fuck, you. Bye. I don't know about that specific assignment, but I do like the idea that we could give him tasks to do. He's got nothing but time, and he likes writing and reading. We could have him read ridiculous shit and write reports about it. Hey, did you grab the letters from my house yesterday, right?

and I forgot to read it. I have I'm still sitting over there. I'm going to sit down. There's like four more pages. Yeah, we have a lot more to get to from the Matthew Lewinsky letters. But I will have some more updates for that for next week. I'm sorry, folks. I read the letters addressed to me on the show last week with Bly and Mike if you want to check that out.

You can learn more about what Matt's been up to in prison and what he wants from us. People have asked me, how do I give Matt money? How do I correspond with them? I'll get you the answers. Don't. I got to figure that out. No, I think this guy's been through a. enough.

I think it's time. I think we need to give him a few bucks. We got to give him some fun stuff to do. Come on. How come I want to find out how we can interview him. Have a heart. Yeah, he said that he'd be up for that too. Okay.

If he'll come on the show, tell him we'll give him $5. I'll give him $10. $5. I'll give him. This is a, we don't have the budget of WATP, Carl. I guess not. We'll give him five bucks to do an interview. Jess is now off the payroll, right?

So that's got to free up somebody. That's good. Yeah, that's why I said five bucks. I don't know, man. The word Christian says $7. I'll meet you halfway. $7.50. I'll still be able to sleep.

But what does he get to buy with the money, dude? He lists it all in that letter. He lists it all. He's going to buy all food and make himself happy and be comfortable. Why do we want him to be happy and comfortable? Because the guy has nothing to do. Dude, he's lost 20 pounds. He's doing push-ups now.

Sounds like he's doing fine. No, he's bored. He needs stuff to do. He wants pictures of review girls and results girls and anything else we can get for him. Send him the Annie pictures. Okay. Send him the Annie pictures. I'll love them.

I mean, he probably will. I saw his girlfriend that he murdered. Carl, are you ready for scum parade? I am, buddy. Oh, actually, before we do that, though, real quick, I just, can you look at the superchats? Oh, so. I saw one coming from my boy Hack Ride. So I definitely wanted to address that.

HackRy 5Block says, thanks for coming on Gearbox, Carl. I'm glad we were able to teach you a few things about this broadcasting stuff. You got potential big guy. Yes. Hack Ride had me on the very first episode of Gearbox, which is a Blind Mike project review show or maybe just a Blind Mike review show, a celebration of all things Blind Mike.

I'm not sure. All I know is that I came in hot last night and really let Blind Mike know. what he sucks at and I got a text from Mike going, are you really mad at me? Ben there, Mike. Ben there, buddy. I'm not buddy. I love you. Yeah. You just have to get used to him talking shit at every opportunity that he

has. It's just, I wouldn't work you with Carl is like. Mani Musk gets thanks for the two bucks. Guaranteed my hack the movies episode will be better than Lucy. Wow. All right. I bet you she probably uses the N-word more. Mani's the man. Hunter Duke, thanks for the 499. Any chance for the Largo,

show there's a creep off meetup at Hall of Famer H.H. Hulk Hogan's Hangout in Clearwater. Yes. Definitely. So I got a message from Mr. Hanna that he wants to take me to Hulk Hogan's hangout in Clearwater. Well, we're all going. I know that Hannah and the gang are going to be down there. We'll meet up with them. We'll all go down there. Vinnie, I'm there. Hulkamedia, brother. I'm coming in Wednesday and leaving

Sunday. Okay. So I'm going to have a lot of time. Thursday. I have something I got to do, but I'll hang out there Saturday, Thursday night. We'll figure it out, right? Can't wait. Can't wait. Super happy, fun chatter thanks to the $2. She did it for honey. A real Winnie the Pooh-Eater. Is Hogan's place, is that the place where you can't swear when you sing karaoke? Probably. We found Jesus now. Yeah. No, isn't it like this like weird kid-friendly fucking biker bars? Something? I don't know. I assumed that it's probably a bad business plan. My boy Terry Hulk Hogan. No, I don't claim that car. I don't claim that car. Wow. Never heard you so proper before. I do not claim to know everything about that piece of shit. But I do know a lot

about creeps. Let's do a scum parade. Yeah, let's do it. Hey, Carl, do you still have the original Scum parade music over there? The scum parade These are my peeps The scum parade There's nothing but creeps The scum parade I'm Carla Landin'

Show Would you email that to me, Carl I can't seem to find my copy Yes, I have that one and I have this one Watch out for the skum parade Oh no, it's a scum parade Both great signs by Jenny Jingles. I, uh, just that brought so many smiles to my face when I heard you play that last

week. I was like, oh, shit. I started panicking. It's 1 o'clock already to go. I'm like, oh, shit, I didn't put the theme song on my board. What do I have? She has such a strong voice for a woman of her age. Oh, wow. You're one of these two now? No, I'm just fucking with you. No, she's saying it really while. I made sure she took a nap beforehand. Good. She had her strength. Good. Carl, I want to introduce you to a gentleman by the name of of Nutt-a-what. Yeah, Nautau-what is an interesting name, isn't it?

It is. It is. What's the Nutter-Won-U-Wat? It's like a punchline. You get a Nutt-A-Wat. What-up, Nutter-Wat? Police arrested Nutter-Wight at an apartment in Bangkok. After two decades, Carl, of terrorizing women's underwear drawers. Oh, no. Yeah. A Thai woman filed a report at the Bang-Y Khan police station officers the night of Sunday February 11th. The woman said she lived on the first floor of the apartment building and she hung her and dried her underwear on the balcony. The balcony was protected by Kerf Steel and she did not know how

the thief could steal her belongings. Police reviewed the security camera at the apartment and identified the thief as 38-year-old Nutt-a-what. Now, I have a picture. This is what I love about other countries. They have no problem shaming people. Yes. This is a picture of Nutter what and all of the stolen underwear that they found in his place look at all of those B cups so here's my question for you Vinnie yeah and I get it

a collector as a collector but once you steal underwear does it lose its value over time I think if you possess the underwear for a few months that's just kind of like your underwear at that point right I would imagine the this guy is compelled to go get more of it and I would

also add but it keeps the old garments I would think that you throw it out because the other thing too is that the he got busted stealing clean panties like the panties that had just been laundered what's the point of that yeah that's really dumb stupid he is stupid but the one thing you should know is that once you steal a pair of underwear they lose a third of their value once you drive them off the lot correct yep as soon as you put them to your face as you're jerking off a third of the value god he says he's been doing this since he was 18 years old he was arrested once 10 years ago but got released because the victim dropped the charge.

Now, he revealed that he moved from Saekana to Bangkok to work as an apartment's technician, and the accommodation owner provided him with a free room and a salary of 2000 bot per month. And he had a key now. Now he's got a key, and he's just stealing everybody's underwear. He's going fucking

crazy. This is a guy who got the exact right job, and I'm proud of him. It's a good move. Hey, I want to have a key to get into everyone's apartment. What part? All right. What are you proud about? for.

Because, you know, a lot of people become bank tellers and then try to steal underwear on the side. This guy's just like, no, no, no, I'm going to make my life my hobby. It's kind of like what I did, Vinny. I'm going to make my life my hobby. I want to be a technician so I can just go on panty raids all day, every day. And he was doing it. He was living his dream.

Unfortunately, he got busted. Yeah. And he has sentenced it up to five years in prison. Well, I don't think so because he said that he's going to stop now. Yeah. So I think that we can trust him, take him in his word, and let him go. this is an honest man yeah i mean we've embarrassed him enough he's gonna stop i mean he he could have just said when they said where did you get all this stuff from you could say i bought it right

he could have said target yep he was honest about it yeah he told the truth can i say digital advertising is weird sometimes yeah because when i was reading this story there was all of these ads with women posing and underwear so i think because the context of the article was about women's panties and underwear and lingerie. All of the advertising on the page was all of that. Or it just saw your Amazon wish list. Very possible as well. Good point.

Could be. So a man and his parents in India have gotten themselves into a little bit of trouble, Carl. I'm sorry, Pakistan. They've been jailed a man and his parents, Carl. The worst in-laws in history, I think we will find out. Because his wife, Abram Fatima Shika, who is described as, an intelligent, bright, ambitious, and happy-go-lucky woman, was 30 years old, and she had moved from Pakistan to live with the new family in an arranged marriage.

It's so sad when arranged marriages don't work out. I'm always rooting for him. Now, apparently the parents didn't like her very much. They said she didn't do a very good job cleaning. That's a problem. And so somehow, she ended up being forced to take an anti-diabetes drug called Glymaparad. dude your nose is so making some noises is it yes i apologize ever since my die job yesterday i've been all clogged up with some bullshit so she came from the uk uh to the uk from pakistan that's where

this family was forgive me everybody so they forced her to take this drug and it somehow made her brain explode causing catastrophic brain injuries she was also doused an acoustic substance possibly a cleaning fluid and it was abused in the house and the days leading up to her admission to the hospital in 2015 so this woman is now suffering from severe brain damage chemical burns and all the other beatings and stuff because she wasn't a good cleaner for this fucking family well it's more than that though vettie yeah she also wasn't a very good cook so i think you can agree that some of this she brought on herself she couldn't uh prepare vegetables and now she is one the medication was uh prescribed to the mother shabnam sink and uh the husband's name

was asgar and the dad the dad was calide uh they've been sentenced to jail for seven years and nine months the judge concluded that there was a two to three day gap from when this woman fell unconscious and when the family called for an ambulance to come get her. She'll wake up. Yeah. She'll figure it out. Day three still hasn't. All right.

We'll give her one more day. And then we should probably work at the authorities. They made sure to point out the sentencing that even when they called the emergency lines, they lied and said, you would all have been aware of her pain and distress. But she said, we don't know what happened. She just, you know, was like this. There was no problem. The people who poisoned this woman then lied to the authorities?

Well, I never. Yeah. Yeah. You don't say. So I'm just going to point this out, folks. These arranged marriages, I know we all love to think, wow, these are so great. It takes all the, all the guests work out of, am I marrying the right person? You know, here, it's all, everything's taking care of.

It's not a great system. It's not. Turns out it's not a good system. Oh, well, then why do they do it? I mean, I love Jenny Jingles. I chose her on purpose. Do you hear that? Carl admitted it was an arranged marriage.

who's that an imitation of a fucking idiot all right all right you see what carl's doing here is he's projecting everyone because he's a human ape and that's what human apes do

but I don't blame him for it I can hear the commentary vitty I have my headphones and I hear what you're saying all right Carl let's talk about a man who finally found a way to rekindle the fire in his marriage.

Yes. A former United States Marine pleaded guilty Wednesday to killing his estranged wife in Australia. Brian Early Johnston, 37 stood in court and copped to the counter murder. The murder of Kelly Wilkinson. The mom of three's body was found in the backyard of their Gold Coast home on April 20th, 2021.

And basically what happened, folks, was he went, tied her up, and brought the children outside and decided to have a little bit of a barbecue. Yeah. He doused the mother in gasoline, set her on fire. But when he did this, he had gasoline on himself. So he caught himself on fire as well. Yeah, he's not good at burning someone alive.

I can tell you that. Well, while his three children are watching the screaming for help, he dove into the pool and saved himself. But, uh, mom, not so much. She's all dead. Hey, Vinny, do you think that sending people over to Iraq and Afghanistan for two decades was bad? Do you think that kind of fuck some people up when we did that?

Do you think that was a bad move on our part? I think it fucked up Afghanistan and Iraq. Well, yeah. God bless America. I mean, these stories are just fucking nuts. These people are all losing their minds. It's not great. It's not good.

And I will say, there's photos in this story. And this woman's tooth to gum ratio is off a bit. But I don't think she deserves to be burned alive for that. you would say that I would you would say that so in the process he let himself

on fire jump the pool officers responded to the scene found a semi-conscious Johnson with severe burns on his body two blocks away from his home they recovered a plastic gasoline canned three knives and a duffel bag

Johnson was hospitalized with burns to his hands and airways and remained in a coma for days before he was booked on the charge of murder so Johnson did not respond when I asked if you wanted to say anything as to why

sentence should not be passed. So he's been mandated into custody and is pending his sentencing hearing sentenced scheduled for March 13th. And the children are being watched by an aunt whose teeth look all right. Dude, no one has a worse job

than this aunt. You now have to take on three children just watch their mom be burnt to death. Burnt alive. You think there's some nightmares going out of that household? You think some kids are waking up with the night terrors? Every time she starts to cook dinner,

the one kid pisses his pants. Could you imagine? They just, their hands fly up and they start running in circles screaming. Oh, fuck. Imagine someone wants to have a bonfire in the back. That's going to be tough.

That's going to be tough sledding for the ant. God damn it. That's not going to be a fun. Yeah, there's going to be lots of trips to the therapist that you've got to deal with. I would imagine. I would imagine to take him a minute to get over. that one uh dang lizard thanks for the five bucks carl when will you get your tips for us and

so can see the lighting gray hair like before motherfucker you know what i love about dang lizard i don't know how long he's been doing this but i've just been noticing it lately every time he's super chas he has a different avatar oh dude on subreddit surfing great he torments jimmy the lip it's the best oh that's great it's really fun he has all sorts of pictures of jimmy is a female prostitute right which you know i don't know where he got him from they're obviously out there but he got his whole, his hands on all of them. All right, Carl, last story today. Usually that one wrote the horrifying story

about a mother being burnt to death in front of her children. It would be, you know, the end of the... Yeah, I would think that we've escalated things quite a bit at this point. But ladies and gentlemen, the main event, a woman has been accused of chopping off her husband's penis... Uh-oh. With a kitchen knife while he was asleep. Because she suspected him of infidelity.

This is Peru's Bobbitt. certainly is. Marlini Ramarachin Kalanchi, a nurse allegedly had an argument with her husband, Ivan Sanchez, after he came home drunk. After he fell asleep, it's claim she took a large knife and cut off his genitals. Then she took him to the hospital where they both worked. Now, to me, that's the most humiliating things. You got to bring all my work, my coworkers into this. You got to parade my dickless body around in front of my coworkers. Well, she did it because she thinks that he's cheating on her but the question is did she smell the dick first

I don't even think she did smelled like chili beans you gotta smell the dick before you start chopping it off women well my favorite part about this is she said hey everybody he did it to himself he chopped off his own dick totally humiliating this guy at his job that's even worse but then

she cracked under pressure the cops are like so why did he chop off his own penis ma'am she goes all right you got me I did it she couldn't even think of one reason why he would do that and apparently it's a shitty hospital but may I add that, Carl? Yes. Because they gave him first aid and then they transferred him to a larger facility

where they're like, yeah, we could deal with your, you know, the chasm that's between your legs now. We got to understand that in Peru, they're not putting penises on people as often as they do in some other countries. So it's not as easy for them to figure it out. I like how they automatically came and said, what are you transitioning? Right. What is this supposed to be?

Guys, got to stop transitioning at home, people. You can't do it at home. It's not going to work. So the police are like, he chopped off his own. dick and they're questioning this woman you're like if cops are dumb we've established this with this video earlier cops could be stupid as shit yeah but the one thing I guarantee you no cop is gonna believe is the story of oh he chopped off his own penis right oh did he lady yeah chopped off his own dick uh-huh was it to teach himself a lesson for cheating is that why he did that

i feel so bad about here let me do this to make it up to you do you want to put these handcuffs on now or do you want uh me to do it for you right so she's questioned by the cops and then she admits to causing the injuries he's a father of five the couple have been together for about four years they have a three month old child together and another woman was reportedly president

at the time of the incident was present there but her identity remains unclear they've both been arrested and been released on bail now that one her friend who's there like encouraging it death penalty she was probably the one who told her not to smell the dick first

she'd probably just like no you don't have to smell it let's just assume we definitely cheated on you. You won't do it. I know you won't do it. We're bad, but you won't do it. I know you won't do it. Oh, you're so bad. That's so funny.

That's so funny. God, just the worst. So this is, doctor said this is a traumatic amputation. He has received medical attention and psychiatric support. He's not doing well this gentleman. I would imagine.

I would imagine. But hey, listen, in this country, I'll just give him some encouragement. this country that's happened to a gentleman who then became a porn star. Not a good one. I believe he lives in Buffalo, actually. He does. I've met him a couple of times at comedy shows. Have you?

Yeah, it's kind of sad. What do you mean he's not a good porn actor? Have you watched his work? No, I just assume he's not a good porn actor. They don't have a lot of them. I think you've seen some videos. You were quick to say he wasn't very good at it. He said it because I've met the guy and he was always like, yeah, I did like two.

He didn't do many porn. Like, they didn't bring him back. No, it was like, hey, You know who we need for this scene. Fucking old Velcro dick. Detachable penis out of here. Bullshit. Thanks for tuning in, folks.

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