The Creep Off - Episode 203: Dirty Dick Hamburger

Episode Date: February 26, 2024

In today's episode Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest Amazon Employee: We meet Danni our first contestant in tour results girl competition: In the Scum Parade, we meet a perverted millionaire, an even hornier exterminator and a black-market plastic surgeon.The score is currently Vinnie 4 - Karl 4, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winner.Check out the Scum Parade stories:  Long Island exterminator Walter Rivas arrested, accused of filming 19-year-old undress (nypost.com)Ohio mom who left toddler alone when she went on vacation pleads guilty to aggravated murder (detroitnews.com)Millionaire who led double life as twisted sex beast is jailed after drugging & raping victims in his home film studio | The SunBlack-market plastic surgeon hit with prison time for fatal butt-job (nypost.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! Hello,

Ola Creepos. Welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps. Bye creeps. For you, creeps, I'm your host. My name is Vinian joining me. It's hot. What is happening Vinnie Paulino? Good to see it today, buddy.

I wasn't sure if you were going to make it. Oh, man, I wasn't either. So can I tell you what happened last night? We were going to have a little get-together at my place. And I ruined it for everyone. Well, you didn't ruin it for everyone. Don't worry. Sometimes you're not showing up, is it the worst thing to happen?

But what we were going to do is watch Battlefield Earth. We were going to have a little screening party in my house. We've been talking about this for two years at least. It's been a while. So finally, we pick a date, we pick a time. Everyone's coming over to watch Battlefield Earth. Vinny lets us know he's not feeling well, and I feel for you, buddy. So I know you wanted to watch that movie, so we decided to watch a different movie.

Oh, God. We watched Fast 10 last night. And let me just tell you, Fast and Furious Ted fucking rules. Okay. I have no idea what the plot was. It doesn't matter. The villain is fantastic. He's pretty much doing like a Joker impression the entire time.

Perfect. Yes, I highly recommend it. If you haven't seen Fast 10, and I don't think I've seen 7, 8 or 9, but that's, didn't matter either. You can watch them backwards. It doesn't fucking matter. You know what's funny about one of the things that keeps happening, it's the trope in this movie.

You're the most interesting person that I know because you really just love trash. I love it. Dude, it's ridiculous. This movie franchise started as guys who like to race cars and now they're all superheroes. It's insane what they do. It's so stupid and fun. They lost me. Somebody was explained to me that in one of them they bring the cars to space.

Yeah, that gets a little silly. It gets a little bit silly. But what's great, though, is that because they know that people either forget or don't bother watching every single movie is they actually show scenes from other movies to fill in the gaps. And then they'll have like these pictures framed on the wall that make no sense to be in someone's house. And they'll look up at it and be like, yeah, I remember that. You're like, what? Why would you have that framed? Who was even the photographer of that?

And then when you watch it backwards, you go, oh, that's that guy. He's going to die. Oh, that's true. Yes, which is still fun. Still fun. All right, enough of my filibustering. We've got to talk about a competition that we have going on because the score right now is four to three. And there's a pretty good chance to be spinning the wheel in just a few minutes.

Is there? Yeah. I don't know. I think I brought it last week. You did bring it. You brought the guy who showed the little girl his fish tank. I think I brought it last week. So we told you last week, Jess has gone.

She's out at a bank right now, bothering people. And we decided that she's not going to last three months. So we'll probably see her again. I'm also assuming she's counting very slowly. I hope she's stealing money like I told her to. Me too. She imagined the next time she's on here, she's just all blinged out. She's got like the fanciest clothes you've ever seen those jewelry.

She's like, oh, wow. Did I ever tell you about the bank robber that I know? No. A kid named Joe Cumbow, Rochester, New York. You could look him up. He was an open mic guy. I did a million shows with him like when I first started doing stuff in Rochester. And he got on the crack.

Ah, yes. He got under the crack cocaine. What old Joe did was he got on the interstate and he would drive to Buffalo and rob a bank in a blonde wig with a note. He would completely get away with it. He would walk out with a bunch of cash. And he would get back on I-90 and drive fucking home. He did it three times and nothing happened. Well, how do you know that?

Did he tell you? Was he bragging about it before an open mic or something? Hold on. He did it three times. Nobody caught him. then his girlfriend's sister found out about it and she wanted the reward so she fucking turned him in

months after like he did it was months after he was done it was over with he literally robbed three banks and got away with it and then he got ratted by his girlfriend's sister cocaine is a hell of a drug that's too bad yeah so Jess you could do it you get away with it

just don't tell anybody buddy is the moral of the story it'd be even funnier if the next time we see her she's covered in that ink that explodes all over her face nice tattoo looking good oh man so folks just doesn't strike me as a face tattoo kind of girl but i don't know i don't know her that well obviously folks in the bank are going to love her yes the lines are going to be twice as long to take also two people instead of one got it when goes to a bank anymore so what we're doing now ladies and gentlemen and I'm not supposed to say ladies and gentlemen are folks and I'm trying to stop myself.

Okay, good. You're learning. I am. You're talking to me right now, Vinnie. What are we going to do right now, Vinny? We're going to meet our first contestant and our results girl competition. Wow! That's exciting.

It is exciting. She's a big fan of WATP. She's a fan of the creep-off, so she gets what we're about here. That's helpful. I wouldn't want to just bring someone off the street to come in here and read this shit. So, lady, I am going to welcome to show, Carl. You got yourself. So listen.

We're going to get the shock collar thing. I tweeted it. You know, whatever you bring up stuttery jot, I'll shock you. If whoever I say folks, I think that's fair. I think that's fair. It'll be fun, too. Okay, let's do it. I'll order, though.

It's Danny, everybody. Hi, Danny. Hi. Danny, welcome to the program. And thank you so much for enlisting in this very important role that we have as our results, girl, because as you can see, we're stuck right now. It's four to three. We had a competition last week.

We don't know if I'm spinning the wheel today or if I'm tying it up. We're going to game point. We need you, Danny, to tell us the results of last week's show. Okay, well, the results, the current score right now is Vinny 4 and Carl 3 in the category of creepy a city council member with 70% of the vote. The winner is Carl. Yeah, Danny, you have the job. I don't like hire.

I don't like you. We don't need to see any more results for us. I don't like her. She's great. You're out of here. You're out of here. That's exciting. So now it is 4 to 4, which means today is game point.

Fuck. Your vote matters, folks. Today especially, I need all the Cuzzaroos out there. Listen. To hop on the creepoff.com. Cuzzirroo. Cuzzaroo. I'm going to make this so easy today.

That's all I'm going to say. Okay. So, Danny, would you like to tell the viewers anything about yourself? Um, God. Um, well, I'm 32. I've got two kids. Um, I have a lot of time so I can definitely do this. This is fun.

Oh, nice. I'm like so excited to be on here. Like, I'm a huge fan of creep off in WACP. I like it. And I don't know. That's, I can't think of anything. Mani's got a question for you. Yeah.

Manny Musk gets thanks for the two bucks. He says, does Danny like acid? Maybe. Yeah, that looks like a yes. All right, Maddie. That looks like a yes to me. So, Mandy's in the Philadelphia area. How close are you to that?

I live in Kentucky. So not close. All right. Sorry, maybe. Does that put him, put her near our other friend? It does, right? Yes. Interesting.

I mean, it's an entire state, which doesn't mean they're necessarily near each other. But that's Mint Salad lives in Kentucky, right? She does. She does. With Riley. Joseph Collins will hit this. a quick thanks for the 499 i'm a carl fan but anyone who's a fan of larry legend who i saw live at the old garden 85 and 87 should win on a last second buzzer beaters let's hope that's what this is

today joseph what can i just say to that um i got nothing to say do you know what we're talking about do you know what that uh super chat meant at all danny no good answer good answer i i wouldn't expect you to so uh you're down in kentucky uh which show did you you see first WATP or the creep off oh gosh it was like years ago I think I heard the creep off first if I remember correctly actually it's a gateway drug I thought that WATP was the gateway drawing to the creep off but I guess not always yeah I I heard it because my fiancee was listening to it and then um I started listening to WATP and all the stuttering John stuff and whatnot and it was amazing I never miss an episode so you said you said fian

say that tells us something but you guys have since broken up right no oh oh all right well so are you married now then danny no no no not yet she's spoken for she's spoken for well your fiance sounds like a really smart guy with a good sense of humor oh he is definitely i like that all right tell mr danny we said hello now uh i also happen to know because you mentioned that you heard the bonus episode where we were discussing this competition. So that means you are a member of our Patreon, right? Yep.

Mm-hmm. Which team are you on? Which team am I on? Yeah, you got to sign up for a certain tier. Are you a Khazaru or are you a true believer? Well, there's other ones too. Right? The creepomaniacs and the skump parade merry marchers.

Correct. In the first are, I'm a Khazaru. Yeah. I am liking Danny. He's getting better. I can't say I care for this, Carl. All right. So unfortunately, we have at least one other results girl competing for this role.

But right now, Danny's got a strong lead, I have to say. Yeah. Coming out the gate hot. I hope so. All right. Well, Danny, do you want to plug anything before we let you go today and leave your fate up to the listeners? Yeah. I just, I don't use social media a whole lot, but I do have an Instagram.

it's a Danny D-A-N-I underscore little yeah thank you underscore desolation it's an old one so it was back when I was like a little steam kid or whatever Danny desolation yeah all right all right check that out for ladies and gentlemen there's gonna be a lot of people intrigued by that Danny underscore desolation on Instagram and Danny may uh the best results grow win and good luck to you made the odds forever be in your favor she's a fucking angel of death to me right now not helping me out at all great job great debut we will talk to you again soon thanks so much for coming on the show today thanks danny talk thank you bye bye lovely girl this is exciting we didn't even ask for new uh results girls but here they come dude i'm so full of exciting things can i can i make an announcement oh yes what do you have an announcement to make

Carl. Coming up in the end of May, beginning of June, we were going to be doing WATP at Hackamania. Yes. And it has been added to the calendar. That's right. There is now, it's official, folks. If you're coming to Hackamania, you are going to be witness to the second ever live full creepoff podcast. Yes.

And the first one of our best episodes ever. Yeah. Was the creep off live. I've seen some podcasts that are very bad at doing it live. fighter and the kid, but we're actually very good at it. And so if you go to hackamania.com, you can get your tickets for the three-day event, Saturday, June

1st. Look at that. The rock bottom podcast. The creep off. Nobody likes onions. Who are these podcasts? And Tuki soup. What a lineup that is. It's going to be a very, very fun day. And then... No suburb surfing. None of that nonsense. Just bangers. Just bangers.

You were a real piece of shit. I had to ruin it, did not. I'll the goodwill. There's going to be some other activities going on for Sunday, June 2nd, and Friday, May 31st, there's going to be a stand-up comedy show. I'm dusting off the boots. Nice. I'm going to have do 10 minutes of comedy, five to 10 minutes of comedy. Patrick Melton's also coming out of retirement to do some stand-up.

Oh, that's why we're calling it Hackamania, because I'm on it. All these guys are just coming off the couch. Should be fun. We're going to go after it. So hopefully. I like that he puts on Sunday. So we're going to determine to do something that's Vegas related. So I like that Patrick Melton put on their poker tournament or pool party.

Which do you think of those two things he would prefer to do? I'm going to the pool. See, I would imagine Patrick Melton's more of a dark room with cards in front of you for eight hours straight kind of guy, but I can be wrong. I get that vibe. Yeah. I get that vibe. Yeah, I don't see him as a sunbathing kind of guy, but I don't know. I don't know very well, so.

Well, I'm a daughter bathing kind of. I'm sorry, that's a creepy joke. Wow. That was creepy as fuck. Oh, boy. All right. All right. Hey, before.

Boy is my face fat. All right. Carl. Danny is still backstage, but she actually just walked away. But there's a question from Dang Lizard. Maybe she can respond to this next time. Danny's, dangler just says, Danny, what's your stance on naps? Very good question.

We'll get that answer for you. Don't worry about that. And then Erica Ann coming in with five bucks says, afternoon, guys. Sorry, Vinny. I voted for Carl. But you're still the cute one. All right. I'm the Paul McCartney of this space.

All right, fair. I'll be the Ringo. That's fine. There's a lot of people who like Ringo the best. You're the George. You're too sweet. You're too sweet. You're the George.

You're too kind to me today, baby. That arrogant piece of shit producer Chris is John. Okay, I'm just kidding. We were talking about on the bonus show. You know, we do the bonus shows on Fridays. And it's a love fest. You come over to my house. We do the show in the studio.

We have a good time. And then we come on these shows. And we're always arguing and bickering. It's a very different vibe on that bonus show that we do. It is. All right. Shut the fuck up. It's time to fucking get this competition started, Vinnie.

Be my guest, Carl. Are you ready? Yep. All right. So this week, we are doing the creepiest Amazon employee. You know, the company Amazon has a lot of employees. Plenty to choose from. Plenty to choose from, it turns out.

And so I have chosen to present to you today, Robert D. Thorson, a 57-year-old man at the time of his arrest, who was working as an Amazon warehouse worker. although an Amazon spokesperson said he's no longer employed by the company. Let's find out why. According to Chief U.S. District Judge Martinez says, this is one of the most egregious cases

this court has handled. Mr. Thorson repaid the kindness shown to him by two families by sexually abusing and exploiting the children. Robert D. Thorson 58 was arrested May 3rd of 2016 after his girlfriend contacted the Des Moines to alert them about sexually explicit images of minors found on Thornton.

Thorson's phone. Thorson was convicted in February following a three-day trial, which included testimony about images found on his phone, computer, thumb drives, and DVDs. Oh, no. Oh, no. Hard media. What a dovie. It's like burning the shit onto a DVD.

The woman went to police in May after discovering the video of Thorson sexually assaulting the sleeping elementary school age child. The video is described as showing Thorson rubbing his genitals against the child, who later said Thorson had promised to delete the child. the video. My dick is on your back. My dick is on your back. He wasn't else

was singing a song, I don't think. Thorson's girlfriend was examining his phone for evidence of cheating when instead she found images of him molesting young girls residing in her home. So she's like, he's up to something. He's got to be nothing on something. Because this guy is just

not into me anymore. What is going on? Goes to the phone, opens it up. Oh, fuck. I can't compete with this. That's not good. HSI agents also discovered images from a hidden camera installed in a bathroom at the former girlfriend's residence depicting children using the bathroom and shower. The electronic device presented at trial, revealed Thoracin Prade on a second family

when he briefly stayed in their home in 2015. This defendant sought relationships with women so that he could molest their children, said U.S. attorney Annette Lee Hayes. You know, I feel like this guy shouldn't be penalized for just adding a security system into the house for these people. He was just trying to. Only in the bathroom. But yeah, I hear what you're saying.

I go get to the other rooms later. Listen, wouldn't you want to know you're safe in your own bathroom? Get around to it. Come on. Sure. Come on, Carl. So could you imagine, this is like the opposite of every guy I know? This guy's like, do you have young children? Yeah, actually I do.

Oh, that's great. That's awesome. We should definitely go out of the date. You want to bring him? All right. Where was I here? Okay. In addition to the images of child molestation that he produced, Thorson also had images of other children being raped and molested

that he collected from the internet. His electronic devices had 22 videos and 40 images of children being raped by adults and included a two-hour video showing the rape of a four-year-old boy by an adult male. That's terrible. Two hours of that. Following his arrest. These old guys just can never finish. All right.

This is where it gets fun, Vinny. This is where it gets fun. I'm the worst person in the world. You're bad today. Wow. I don't know if Dane's got you all wound up or what's going on, but I have a problem today, kids. A couple doozies coming out.

Following his arrest, Thorson sent an eight-page letter to the woman who reported him to police. In it, he demanded she contact the public defender, recant her statements and claim the videos were forgeries. Listen to that, funny. Forgeries. This is from the letter itself. We need to rein this whole thing back a little and think of all the people who would get

hurt when all this can be avoided by 30 minutes of your time. I love this thing It was just like Like it wasn't going to take a half hour To just go there and tell them that this is all fake And then I'm not actually fucking your kids Cause I mean come on Do me a solid ear

Now listen to this It gets a little threatening I don't want to cut loose the dogs of war But I will be forced to If you won't help me You know I'm a good person You don't want me to die in prison Also

I don't know that and you don't know that Also burn or destroy this letter Don't leave it where anyone can find it and share it with the DA as I fight for my life. Also in the letter, the Iowa native allegedly threatened to destroy everyone's life if the woman continued cooperating with authorities. Make the call. No one has been hurt yet.

I hope you get this and I don't destroy everyone's life because you didn't get it. That's always good when you've, you know, people find that your fucking children on your phone, they alert authorities, they find multiple devices with all this stuff on it. And then you write from jail an eight-page letter threatening to murder people. So what happened was is that Robert D. Thorntzorzio was sentenced to 27 years into the end. Don't open any of my DVDs.

Right. By the way, Star Wars is not actually Star Wars. So if you're in the mood to watch that with the kids, don't put it in. Yeah, do not put on The Last Jedi. Do not do it. It's not worse than the Last Jedi, but it's bad. It's actually better than...

All right. Robert D. Thorisorza was sentenced to 27 years in federal prison for producing and possessing child It's the same length, though. The plot is just as ponderous. And it ends with a little kid with a broom. All right. So this guy was living with his girlfriends,

fucking their children, multiple families he was doing this too, finally got busted, threatened everyone's life. But really, let's not bury the lead here. Let's not forget. 57-year-old Amazon warehouse worker. Yeah. Not good. Not good.

What a creep. This is the definition of a creep, everybody, in case you're wondering, what is the creep-off? What are we talking about? This. This is it. Vote for Carl.

The creep-off.com. Let's get Vinny's spinning that wheel next week. Oh, well, that guy's awful, Carl. But I have the creepiest Amazon employee that can exist, and I'm going to prove it in a nine-second piece of video, Carl. Oh, boy, okay. I have a nine-second piece of video, Carl. Ninth second piece of evidence I wish to show everybody.

I don't know this man's name. I could find nothing about him. All I know is that this happened in Smyrna, Tennessee. And enjoy, folks. And remember to vote for Vinny. This is ring video doorbell footage. And there's no sound, but you know how those things activate when they hear a noise? Yeah.

There's some sound coming up, so please listen carefully. Okay. he just push out of shit no he decided to stick that rail between his ass cheeks and rub his ass up and down on both of the railings on the outside of these people's homes show that again i i i all right so he puts the package down then he pulls his pants down and he shows that railing those are farts in between his butt cheeks yeah he's got an it vanny really you thought this was going to be

mind. The guy's got an itch. He's got to scratch his asshole for a second. This guy is rubbing his shit. Have you never? Hold on a second. I don't have any kids. I don't give the fuck with that other guy's up to. I know you don't know what it's like to have eight hours shift. Are you kidding me right now? You never had an itchy asshole. On people's houses. You should have wiped the little bit of life. Kids can walk through there and they're all grabbing the fucking shit. I just had an itchy asshole. You just had to relieve it. Plus it's like cold and something. It feels really good on an itchy a asshole sometimes. Dude, vote for Vinnie this week.

This is the creepiest motherfucker I've ever seen. This is the creepiest shit. People are writing in the chat, Vinnie wins. How do you figure? This is insane. Vote for Vinny. My guy was rubbing his genitals on elementary age squad. We're gonna beat him.

Vinny, you're spinning. Thank you, 606. I like that someone also says, Gut says this is normal. Yes, that's normal behavior. You want to get up in there. You got an itchy asshole. Let's watch it again.

Probably get hemorrhoids or something. He's blowing farts out too. Yeah, I wasn't. Good stuff, Benny. That's my biggest creep. The unknown. I don't know. What's a good nickname for this guy?

Itchy ass. The itchy ass bandit. Itchy ass bandit. Couldn't wait to get back into the car to dig in there. It's so funny, but when you said, Let me the note this morning, because Vinny always lets me know who he's doing so we don't bring the same person. Yeah. He says to me, he's like, I don't know what this guy's name is, but he's a delivery guy.

So I was like, okay, I'm in the clear. My guy's in a warehouse, so it should be fine. Because I thought for sure we'd pick the same person, but I looked everywhere. And you know how I always try to do too much prep for this? Of course. Nothing I could find other than the video from Smyrna, Tennessee. Vote at the creepopop.com for who brought the bigger creep, a guy who had an itchy asshole, or a guy who was Moving in with his girlfriends to fuck their children.

The mechanical eight, thanks for the five bucks. Have fun spinning the wheel car. All vitty, eff and witty. Shut the fuck up. That's insane. You people are insane. Guys, it'll be the sweetest spit ever. This is insane.

We got some great new stuff. We got some great new stuff. We got a good video of a guy with an itchy asshole is what wins this round. He's pulling his pants out and rubbing his bare asshole on the railings out by steps when people walk. Dude, don't you want a cold railing in your butt hole when it's interesting? It's great. It's a great feeling. You do this?

Everyone does it. No, they don't. Everyone wipes their ass on a railing from time to time. Yeah. Boy, I really. I think the only time I've actually done that was when I used to be a skateboarder. And the board slides out from underneath you and just fall right. Yeah.

And how did that feel? Was it not great. Scratch that itch for you? Not great. There was some penetration that day. It was not good. And then there was some of the day. after that.

And that was a little bit more of the day after that. Well, you know, you fall off the horse. Jump back on the cock. All right, folks. I did it again. Fuck me. All right. Matthew Rowley, thanks for the five bucks.

Rumors, Vini hates kids, especially your kids and love Stuncho. As always, vote Carl, or you hate kids and love Stutjo, too. Vinny also hates dogs. That is slander and libel. I love dogs. That is spot on. Vote for Carl. Thank you, Matthew Rowley.

Your kids are great. everybody. If you're out there listening to this, your kids are great. They're not the problem. It's everybody else's. I like Danny's kids. They seem like good kids. Yes. All right, Carl. Let's do some... Well, that was a surprisingly short competition this week. I thought with Gameplay that you'd have a much longer presentation. I didn't need it. That was good. Because I won. That was good. Oh, baby. Are you ready to look at some awesome cop cam footage from a YouTube channel called BodyCam Edition? Am I ever? Jeff Spangler sent this to me just yesterday, I think.

It just came out two days ago, and this one is fan fucking-tastic. This YouTube video, or I'm sorry, YouTube channel has like 18,000 subs. This video already has over 630,000 views. It is blowing up, and there's a good reason for it. A couple of neighbors are having a little bit of a property line dispute. Okay. All right? They live in like a townhouse kind of deal, so they're in,

the same structure, but they have their little backyard areas. And apparently what's happening is the neighbors to the right of the other neighbors that we're going to see have a dog or dogs. And they're letting the dog shit and piss on the edge of their property line, and then that's dripping over into the other neighbor. So they decided to build a concrete fence there to stop that from happening because they don't want the dog shit and piss on their property. Well, according to the neighbor who's not happy about this fence, it was built on their property.

Now, we're talking about inches, okay? Just so you know, this is a property line that's like a single line and who knows where it's supposed to be. But there's a dispute. The police are involved. They shouldn't be. Police don't solve these types of problems usually. But you're going to see. What are they supposed to do?

Get the surveying equipment out of the back of the squad car? Right. So you're going to see the police even explain that this is not their job. job, but it gets fun. Let's start with that at the first track. We'll go in order here. Carl, I don't like the way you labeled this. I love it. This one is titled Angry Asian. Officers were dispatched to a neighborhood

following a disturbance between a woman and her neighbor. What do that call it? Angry Asian. Angry Asian. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. I'm just going to lower this just a little bit. Here we go. Guarding their property line. Yep. Can you put her inside too for a moment?

Yeah, it's the police. Can you go inside? go inside I'll be with you in a minute me yeah you I live here cool can you go inside for me my home is being intruded upon okay I'll be with you in a moment I just want to separate you guys so there's no further disturbance from who you you're screaming as I'm walking up me and who you are screaming as I walked up here my home is being intruded upon and you're telling me to go inside I'm asking you may I request a different officer sure you can talk to officer Valpone here if you don't like the way I'm treating you

Wow, she carried down immediately on this line. May I request a different officer, please? I'd like to return this one. I have a receipt. And the country's like, yeah, it's fine. There's another guy here. He'll come talk to you. Holy shit.

All right, so this is where she starts getting real sassy, Vinny. This one is titled Attitude, because she's got some fucking attitude. Property line disputes? Not a police matter. I know. So I do this. That's also not a police matter. Well, here's the thing is if you destroy it and it turns out it's their property,

then. Well, I'm telling you, it's not your matter either that. You shaking your head and have an attitude towards me. I'm trying to figure out what's going on, and you go like this and talking to me in that way. I think you're a jumping ahead. I am a very respectful person. Okay, remember that. She's a very respectful person.

I like how the cop even had to go and me, me, me, me, back in her. Yes. So the boyfriend is standing there with the Star Wars shirt on. And I call this guy Cuck Rogers as you're about to see this next clip. She's really upset because they told her to go back to China. I mean, so she's a little heated at this moment because of this type of stuff, right? Which, I mean, I mean, she's not trying to be rude to you guys, but the heating up of, like, telling her to go back to China. That's a really messed up thing to say.

So the neighbors are telling her to go back to China. I have to say, Vinny, there's an old-fashioned style of racism that I miss. You just don't hear that one as often as you should these days. It's pretty fun. Nobody wants to go to China. That should actually just be an insult of its own. Why'd you go to China? Yeah, go to China is kind of like the same as go fuck yourself.

So apparently, she took this concrete structure that they had and smashed it apart. And that's why they're screaming at each other. That's not great. That's not great. So the police are trying to let them know, like, well, you know, until we figure out what, who owns what and what goes where, you can't just go smashing up shit that your neighbors put there. And she feels very differently about it. My track number four, we get more into the races of us being thrown back and forth between these neighbors. Never go.

And I have to live with this every day. And I am frankly sick of it. And for them to tell me to go back to China, I'm not even from China. I'm not even from China. Yeah, that makes it even funnier, don't you get it? You don't get jokes? What's the problem here? It's fucking great.

The guy's a prick. So the neighbors next door over here that they were arguing with? are Hispanic. I don't know if they're Mexican or something, but she was throwing out some racial slurs herself. So this is just fun all the way around. This is what white people, when people say that white people are afraid

that this country is not going to be majority white anymore. And by 2030, it'll be less than 50%. Like, no, no, I can't wait for this. This is fucking awesome. All of a sudden, working out of the way, they're like, wow, these fucking people hate each other. Holy shit. I'm going to say it over here.

It's like watching fast X in your fast head in your backyard. every day. Yes. Always action. Fucking great. All right, let's keep it going because she gets fired off here. I believe this is one is called malicious mischief. Yes. Hold on. We're talking about an inch or two. Inch or two. No, it's like more than six. If I go on to your property,

being your next door neighbor and I go do the exact same thing. I'm polite. With my neighbors. I am until I'm not. That doesn't make sense to me. Well, what law did I break? That's malicious. Misschiff. Malicious. How about they, maliciously built something on my property, which you have no legal documents to. That's what you're

missing. What is there legal documents have built anything on my property, legally, physically, as you can see, attached to my property. There's two ways to resolve this issue today. Ma'am, ma'am, look at me. There's two ways to resolve this issue today. You calm down or we may have to take you to jail. Why, what did I do? You committed the crime of malicious mischief. Yeah, they just explained that to you a second ago. She's taunting the neighbors as she's yelling at the cops. I don't know if it's going to end well for her. I like how malicious mischief is now a tongue twister for the swan cop. Yeah, it's a tough one.

I also like that they go, so what are we talking about? Two inches? She goes, no, six. Now, first off, where she's from, they don't have inches. She's probably thinking centimeters. So they're probably right about the two inches thing. But that's what this is all about. She's all upset because they're possibly put a fence that was a couple inches onto her property.

All right. So then the police start to notice. This behavior is not normal, and they figure out why she's behaving in this way. I could take a guess as to what's going on here. Yeah, what do you think? How much you did? Alcohol. Too.

Too much? No. Too much. You've had too much to drink today. Why is it always me and my drinking? You sound like my therapist, yep. You sound like my boyfriend, my ex-husband, my ex-boyfriend, my mother, my father, my brother. about how much I had to drink, officer.

That's a funny thing to say to someone. That's Santa Claus at the mall. That cup was pretty quick, too. How much you had to drink? Too much. He said immediately after that. You should do improv. I like him.

That was pretty good. So, yeah, apparently her drinking is a problem, and she has yet to recognize that. I think that's one of the things in order to get help you need to recognize. Why does everyone keep saying this? Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. This is great. All right. Oh, God.

So now, Cuck Rogers, the husband, decides to calm her down because he realizes this is not going well. Yeah. Huh. Did you tell that it was six inches, honey? So unless if you have it on video, because I didn't say what you think. Go inside or you're going to jail. This is your last chance. Do you understand?

Please. Go inside, please. Okay. I didn't do anything. I know you. Then go inside. Okay. My property is being intruded on and I'm getting order to go inside.

Just right now, just right now, please go inside. Yes. You guys, can I be taken to jail for yelling at them saying, yeah. You guys, move your f***ing fence. Move your fiends. Go inside your house. How will you guys do something about this?

Why am I getting order to go inside? My property is. being intruded off. No, you're not. You never have. He's such a cock in this relationship. All right, honey, I got this from here. I'll take her back.

You can't do shit. That's why you're a limp dick, little pussy boy. I can't fucking deal with you. You know, he's really feeling upset because they did not mention any of this in the catalog. Right. Yeah, no shit. This mail order of Brian is not what was cracked up to me at all. Wow.

For people who are listening, I should have brought this up sooner. This crazy Asian lady does have a nice rack. So that's not bad. Yeah. All right. You ready for the-active young lady. So she goes, so now she's on her patio behind the fence here because they have a dog. And she decides probably a good time to smoke a cigarette.

Even though everyone's telling her, you got to go inside. She's like, no, no, no, I smoke outside. And this is where the full-on meltdown begins. Here we go. If I go to jail, it's your fault. It's your fucking fault. She steps out and take one of the ground. Move your fash.

She needs to go inside. Nancy, you need to go inside. Why, this is my... I can hear you screaming. You're causing a... It's my property. No. It's my property.

Why are you removing me from my property? I'm not removing you. I'm putting you deeper inside your property. Fuck. No! Stop! I love their name is Nancy. Were you predicting that?

That was going to be a Nancy? No, actually. It was not. Doesn't really fit that. Well, maybe. All right. So basically what they're saying is this is a disturbance. You're screaming.

This is a residential area. A lot of people live around here. You just keep yelling and screaming. We asked you politely many times to go inside. You're not doing that. So it's inevitable. It's arrest time. Dada, to da-da.

I'm going. You're under arrest. Why? No, no. I'm going inside. Because I'm going in a house. Move, sir. You're under arrest.

Go tight. Because I'm already going inside. No, you're not under arrest for going inside. That's not what you're under arrest for. But good question, though. Okay, I'm going to point out something. Yes. You see that fence right there?

Yeah. All those boards towards the bottom of them look like they're rotted out. Oh, yeah. There you go. I bet you that's fucking dog piss. That's dog piss. The dogs are going up against that fence and just taking a leak. And it's dripping over.

to the neighbors, and that's why they're... Because I cut out the part where they're talking to the reasonable neighbors who are just like, yeah, we had to put this up because it was just destroying our garden right here and shit, so we had to get rid of it. And the cops were like, okay, yeah, sounds reasonable. And then he goes over to this weapon, she's screaming. My rights.

All right. Well, jail time for her. After this, she goes, and now my kids are crying. And the cop goes, well, this is your fault. No, it's your fault. She can do no wrong, apparently. It's everyone's fault, but hers. My kids are little assholes.

They're always telling me that I'm the problem, too. Yeah. All right. Should we do the next one? Yeah, so the next one. So now they carry her, well, they walk her to the police car, and she's just getting more and more fired up about this, but she's not learning what to do. All right.

I want to let you know that you're under arrest for malicious mischief in the third degree, and I'm still going to investigate whether we're going to arrest you for disorderly conduct, okay? Yep. My home is, like I said, being intruded on. Okay. And this is what you get. Is this your quota? No, we don't have a quota.

To arrest somebody just because. Nancy, I'm going to be honest, I would have preferred to just leave and resolve the problem. I wish you would have it. I was going inside. I was just trying to have a smoke. I was seriously just trying to have a smoke. And you came in into my little corner of where I was going to smoke. And you arrested me.

That is 100% correct. Yeah. So I was going to do what you wanted. Do me a favor and just stop talking. And not talking. Yeah, of course. That's what all you guys ever want Fucking stop talking

Fucking stop talking That's all you guys ever Want She's heard that before too Why are you drinking so much Will you please stop talking That's everyone says that to me Why?

Stop talking, drink more I don't know what to do with you dancing There's some funny Things going out of the chat right now Like She deserves her rights And a couple of laughs I agree with that

That's very funny Gardner fan bravo Nancy is Karen's sister I didn't know that but that seems about right All right Oh that made me laugh That's fucking great

She is awful Oh she's pretty terrible So now they get back to the precinct And this is where she calms down And realizes that maybe she isn't behaving Nope actually just the opposite of that Keep it going Well I'm with this society

Teaching someone to stand up for their rights But if you do This is what you get It didn't stop there Yeah, you need to stop punching yourself and just, okay? I can't, I can't. If I don't, I'll have to put you in cuffs. Oh, yeah, you can put me in cuffs.

You can probably put me in the hospital, but I can't. Okay. I can't. You can put her in cuffs, talking, some? Yeah. Yeah. Just put your ears on your back. We're going to put you in cuffs so you don't hurt yourself.

You would, put me in cubs again. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah, they're going to go ahead. I do. Yep. Whether you like it or not, they're getting in the cops because she's just sitting in a chair

punching herself. She's having a complete meltdown. I wish I should have made a supercarter. Every time she said that she was an adult during all of this. She's like, I'm an adult. I don't know if that's true, ma'am. What I'm watching is the most childish behavior that's sitting on the chair fucking fidgeting and hitting yourself.

Yeah, she's being a child right now. But the good news is, actually they get her in cuffs at the precinct. She finally calms down, takes a deep breath. Oh, wait, no, that's not the case. Oh, they have to bring her, they have to bring her to another facility. They have to take her to another facility. Back in the car, dance. The woman began hitting her head against the glass,

prompting the officer to pull over. Let me see if you have any injuries. Do you have any pain anywhere? Yeah, you're giving me a pain in my ass. Get it off my eyes, will you please? No. Why? Bring me.

Thank you. Oh, no problem. It didn't stop there. What? You have a considerable. I want to have to ask you if that's a quick enough. Go! Let's go! Go!

We just meet in the South Kirkland, parking ride. I had back with the case. The officer had to stop once more to provide additional safety measures. Let's stop! You're not getting the helmet off your head. Well, you're not fitting it properly on my fucking head. Yeah, it's too big.

No, you're not fitting it properly on my head. That's against the safety rules. Yeah, that's why we're stops. That's why we're stops. I know the safety rules. She does the safety rules. I wonder why. Do you know that?

Shut the fuck up and leave your neighbors alone rules? So they had to put a helmet on her head because she's smashing her head into the glass. So then she's complaining about the helmet on her head. And she's continuing to wrestle with them and freak out. I actually, I called her in this clip, Yoko, oh, no. And we'll just see how this concludes. This is literally sounds like a Yoko Oh, no song. Uh-oh.

Are we going to hear Mabelene right now? Chuck Barry's not going to be happy. No! Blow me out! Put me in the fucking hospital. No! Help! Help!

Let go! Help! Let go. Stop. I can't breathe. Get off of me. I can't breathe. Everybody plays.

that card now. Yeah, now it's the I can't breathe thing. Well, because there's a helmet on her head, so obviously she can't breathe. By the way, I just want to point out that when you scream at the top of your lungs, that means you're able to breathe. That's evidence right there that you are very able to breathe. Solid point. Yes.

I'm sure the cops are aware of that. Yes, I'm pretty sure that she's breathing. Just fine. So what happened to her? The execute her? They actually had to strap her onto a gurney, and then the medic showed up and took her to the hospital. So I don't know if there's a part two or not, but the boyfriend, Cuck Rogers, paid the bail, and got her out of jail after that.

And I don't think she's going to win her case, Minnie. I think she's going to have some problems. I don't know, man. We'll see what the homeowners association rules. Fucking Nancy, man. Wow. Nancy. Maybe take a month off.

In my little corner where I was going to smoke. You came and intruded. Johnny Knoxville, never go full retard. That's correct. Good solid point. Yes. All right, Carl, I think it means it's time for some voicemails, doesn't it? Yeah, let's do it.

Now, the voicemails are brought to you by our good friends in Syracuse. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse would like to congratulate Shane Gillis for hosting SNL after being fired. It's very similar to when Syracuse beat Notre Dame over the weekend after God had forsaken us. See you in Sarac. He's getting a little bit too obsessed with college basketball, I think, but what else is there? in Syracuse. Never mind. Well done. Good point. Carl, Wheel of Consequence idea, and I don't feel good about this.

Hey, I have a Wheel of Consequences idea. In lieu of biggest problem, if Carl wins, he should take one of Vinnie's toys and fucking smash it. Either that or sell it on eBay for its value, which is probably less than $5. That's fun. Don't get to smash anything Oh Well, maybe You have so many toys You wouldn't even know the difference

I wouldn't care probably You wouldn't even know the difference Unless it was this brand new space homer That I was admiring Before the show here And I'm sorry He dropped his bag of potato chips I gotta get those back into his hand

Yeah That's a lot of fun Sorry about that I am breaking Vinny's toys Even though I didn't even spin the wheel No one even spun the wheel yet Hey guys I wanted to tell you to go

because there's no reason that I should be walking around my house humming things like anally raping children or rapists who rapity brave also carls and just

we're the doctors he makes a good point of anally raping children been disembelling and force feeding them their own intestines Thanks, Nick. I want to remind people that there is a, one of my consequences back in the day was putting

the other entire album of covers of Nick Bate songs. Yeah. For those of who we don't know who Nick Bate is, he is a detestable person. Yeah. He was almost as disgusting as an Amazon driver who would rub his ass on a railing. No, Nick Bade was a little gross than that. He took a shit in the toilet, then pulled the shit out and jerked off with him. He also raped his younger sister.

Not the point. The point is, it's a fantastic album. and you should look for that on YouTube. We have all the songs up there. I should put those back on the board someday. It's on our channel. Hey, I got a voicemail for us. Hit me.

Hey, Carl, this is for the Creepaw. Hey, can you tell Vinny to get off this stupid high horse and let us give him that money? Like, I don't see what's the wrong with that. Fuck you, Vinny. Idiot. Yes. People want to donate to Matt Lewinsky. They want to give him money.

They want to correspond with them. him. He's bored. He needs stuff to do. He wants to buy food and fun stuff to play with. And Vinny, you still have a portion of your letter. You haven't read on the show yet. Carl, there was none of that was addressed to me. And also, I would like to point out that you get to have fun things in your life. I get to have fun things in my life. The people who are listening to this get to have fun things in life. You know why? Because we didn't murder anyone. Yeah, but that's why pencils have erasers. Do I get buds for that? Do I get a shock for that one?

Oh, my God. No, you know what I got to do? I got to figure out, I try this once before, and I ran into a dead end. I got to figure out how do I get access? Because he puts it in his letter a couple of times. How do I get access to give him money and send him correspondence? Because he even said that we could potentially do video calls and I could have him on the podcast. So I got to figure that out.

I want to get Matt Lewinsky more involved in the creep off. I'll talk to him. I would love to talk to him. Listen, man, the voicemailer was right. No, he wasn't. The voicemellers are always right. All right. Here's a suggestion about a results girl competition.

Take two. Instead of getting one results girl, get two hype girls. Winner, after all the girls have auditioned, winner gets to pick his hype girl. Loser gets to pick his hype girl second. Okay? Then every week, whenever there's results, instead of one girl showing up, both show up on camera, but only the winner's girl gets to do the results, social. media and all that shit. And the other one is just there for moral support for the loser

and hopefully some infighting with the other hype girl, you know, because women are super catty and it's fun to watch that shit. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. You had me until you said it was fun to watch, but that's actually a very good idea, Vinny. I like that a lot. I know that with Jessica, we thought there could only be one results girl, but why is that rule ever made? That's crazy. Now, how are we going to get them to wrestle each other in pillow fight? Well, we're doing a live show in Las Vegas on June 1st, hackomania.com for tickets. All right. Hackamania.com for tickets, folks. Cubsie, Carl, and I, I don't know what we're going to do yet. Carl, did you see? I just had like a stroke. Yeah, what's going on? I don't know.

Just my screen went black and everything was fucked up. It's back now. Did you see Shane Gillis on Arsenal, by the way? I watched about. a couple of minutes. Well, I watched the monologue. All right. So what do you think about the monologue? Let's start there. Clunky. Wow. Clunky. Wow. I mean, there was a couple of moments there.

Shane's a pro. He's one of the best comics. I mean, we've seen him live. He's fantastic. But there was a couple of moments there where it was genuine panic. Like, when he said, I'm sorry, guys, I don't really have material that's, you know, appropriate for TV. Like, he felt like he was bombing. And he also said, wow, it's so bright and here because he all over your face is not reacting to this. He also made fun of his dad in the audience And I thought that was going to get a better pop Yep There was a lot of panic during that model line

That was not great And the skits are fucking terrible Esed out is so lame It's just Every skit was just lame It was not Shane's fault But I don't know how much of it is people

Not being a fan of his That have the Well The thoughts about him Before they get that Well I can tell you that The Because I've watched us

and now I haven't watched it in a few years, but usually the band will give very polite laughter and smiles to whoever the host is doing the monies. The band was giving him nothing. The band was giving Shane Gillis nothing, which was not helpful. Honestly, dude, S&L is just, it felt like a good move to me because it feels like an old school,

like Lauren Michaels move, where he would get somebody with some controversy and bring him in the host. It got me to watch. I haven't watched a year, right? I checked it out. Like, it felt like an old-school S&L move, but then the execution of it was just, like you said, it was awful. Yeah. And that's not a good fit for him, man.

His material is not a fit for it. He has one of my favorite jokes of all time, by the way. What's not? The one about the Fox News Dad versus, like, the MSNBC Dad. Okay. You ask the MSNBC Dad, what's going? He was, well, I'm thinking about recycling more. And then you ask the Fox News Dad, what's going on?

And he'll be like, what's going on? Nancy Pelosi's a bitch. It's a great joke That's your favorite joke by him The punch on his Nancy Pelosi's a bitch I know I love you Vinny Dude that's the funniest shit

That's great Hey um we do have a couple super chats that came in Oh let's hit him up We should get caught up on that Because we appreciate you folks out there Uh Here we go Rundas

Thanks for the two bucks Creep up is your best content It should be huge I agree Tell your friends Yeah spread the word maybe anonymously if you don't want to be judged the mechanical eight thanks for the five bucks

have fun spinning the wheel car Vitty F and Witty. Yeah we saw that one I don't know about that one We got this one too Joseph Collins Carl had the better creep Vinnie's was disturbing Thank you

I did have a better creep The definition of a creep I would say The definition of a creep is a guy who rubs his bare asshole On the handles of railings In public places Dang lizard coming in

He's always got a phone Look at that photo shop. What the fuck is that? What is that? I don't know. It's me combined with somebody else. It looks recognizable. I don't feel good about it.

Vinny showed us how everybody feels shaking. I don't wash my hands Carl's hand. Yep. Vinny winning the people's fat. Motherfucker. I practice very good hygiene. But do you wash your hands after you pee? Not every time after I try pee.

Usually don't practice great hygiene. Not every time. Who care what? My dick is clean. I have a clean dick. What are you talking? Nobody has a clean dick. What do you mean nobody has a clean day?

Nobody has a clean dick. I'll show you right now. I don't want to see your dick. Get over here. I don't have to see it to know it's filthy. Get your tongue on this thing. You tell me how dirty is. Old dirty dick hamburger they call him.

No. Until you taste it, you don't know. That's the name of this episode. Old dirty dick hamburger. Not put your tongue on this thing. That's on the name of it. Run DAZ, thanks for the five bucks. Always felt like Vinny got a raw deal of the day and the dabble verse.

Just wanted to let him know him a fan. Oh, that's nice of you. That's very nice. And actually, say no more, we've got to get to, too. But Vinny is at the live show, which will be a podcast on WATP. He's going to reveal things about his communication with Sederick John. He's never revealed before. I'm going to tell you about the time he decided.

The first time he broke the niceness, just having a conversation and lost his mind on me. I can't wait. To tell that story? I can't wait. And then I got another one that's just fun. Excellent. Say no more with $2. says, just because Vinny is such a good dude, you too, Carl.

Thank you, say no more. Ah, ah, ah, you. Thanks, you're a good dude. You are. Nobody said that to you. He said you too, Carl. Oh. Danny, can I just have one fan?

Can you just give me one? You have all the fans. Just one time. Just one time, please. All right. This is getting silly. It's getting fucking goddamn ponderous. It is.

It's time to go on a scum parade Do you have the old school one ready to go? Watch out for the scum parade Oh no, it's the scum parade Go on the scum parade Making Vinny's day I'm a day I'm a big believer

I am a big believer In making your own destiny Sure, I agree And sometimes you've got to make things happen. Like, if you want to see a 19-year-old girl naked, you've got to make that happen. It's not going to jump out in front of you. Right. Most people go to Google.

This guy, we're about to open up within Long Island, Walter Revis, was a man of action. Yes, he is. He's an exterminator. He was arrested last Thursday for allegedly filming a 19-year-old undressing on a hidden camera. He set up. Hidden camera. Okay. I don't know about that.

but I want you read. Revis was spraying the hole with the solution to get rid of pests when he purpose. I'm guessing he purposely sprayed this girl. Oh, whoops. Oh, geez. Oh, no. It's all over your clothes. You better go change is what he says.

Yeah, this is very dangerous stuff. To immediately go change her clothing because the chemicals were poisonous and harmful. As she was changing into clean clothes in her bedroom, the teenager noticed a bucket with a hole on it on her bed. Upon a close look, she found a cell phone inside the bucket that was on and actively recording through the hole. Dude, a hole in a bucket with a phone in it. Why not just get one of those 1985 Betamax cameras he used to put up on your shoulder?

It couldn't be more obvious. He should have just yelled from down the hallway, say cheese. This guy's just a dumbass. There's a hole in his bucket. The victim allegedly immediately called the police who came to her home. and investigated the allegations. Officers then arrested Revis without incidents shortly before 3 p.m. He was charged with unlawful surveillance in the second degree. Now, folks, the detectives down in Nassau County are working the case, are asking anyone else who believe they may have been

duped by their exterminator in this way. So if you have undressed in front of a bucket with a hole in it that's just sitting on top of your bed after you were sprayed by the exterminator, please contact them. This is so depressing, Vinny, because I had an exterminator come to my house and I got sprayed with a bunch of shit. He's like, no, you can keep your clothes out. He thought you were a roach. He goes, I go, oh, my gosh, should I take these clothes up? And he goes, no, no, no, actually definitely leave them on.

Actually, just put the top of your shirt over your nose deep. Here, put this coat on is what he said. Yeah. So I learned something to putting the scum parade together, Carl. What's that? I learned, and this is very true, 16-month-old babies are not. Set it and forget it. Really?

So how many months do you have to fucking nurture a baby before they can figure it out? I couldn't tell you. More than 16? It feels like more than that. But a woman in Ohio decided to leave it up to the fates when she left her 16-month-old daughter Home Alone in a Playpen for 10 days last summer while she went on vacation. I have to say leaving your kid at home when you go on vacation is how they have fun adventures. Everyone has seen the Home Alone movies.

That's great. Every cartoon I've ever seen, the fun starts when the adults leave. Exactly. So this kid gets 10 days to live it up. What's the problem here? You know what? Maybe she just felt that the kid's too attached and they needed their own space. Yes.

And something that's good for a relationship, by the way. I hope she left a, well. Crystal Candelero, she's 32, also pled guilty to child endangerment as part of a plea deal. They agreed to dismiss two murder counts at a felonist assault charge because what happened was after she left her daughter Jalen into Cleveland home, she went on vacation to Detroit and then Puerto Rico. When she returned 10 days later, she found the girl was not breathing in the playpen,

called 911, and emergency responders found the child was extremely dehydrated. You think? And pronounced her debt. You have to leave a bowl out. You have to leave a bowl water out. Vinny, this is the dumbest parent of all time because you take the kid out of the playpen,

you make some sandwiches for him, leave out of the counter. you gotta like be prepared get the litter box cleaned out even when you leave your house you put one of those fucking feeder things in the goddamn fish tank right you gotta

what do you do you just leaving the kid in the plate bed and what's doing anything's gonna happen I love that she was surprising oh my god my baby's not breathing well yeah probably stop breathing eight to half days ago did this woman expect this child

to react like a golden retriever so fucking stupid motto this is nuts so maybe she was just going to Detroit for the night and then the guy's like We should go to Puerto Rico. That's a pretty fucking good idea.

Let's do that. Jalen would want me to go to Puerto Rico. I haven't had any fun since that kid was born. Wow. That's crazy. Now, when... I don't want to steal Dwyer Christian's joke. Jenny Chigles does it the same thing for cars.

Yeah, a couple sandwiches, a water bowl. Right. What's the longest she leaves you in the Playpad? All right. Let's move on, folks. Let's go over to England, shall we? We're going to talk about a 71-year-old gentleman. by the name of Ian Elliott,

who presented himself as a pillar of the community in a small village in West Sussex where he lived, but he was a bit of a problem behind closed doors, if you know what I mean. What happened was he was arrested and police discovered hours of footage recorded at his home

studio that he called the penthouse. Videos included violent attacks involving riding boots, straps, and a wetsuit. Now, he was bringing men to his house and drugging them. Okay. And that doing all, making all sorts of crazy videos in his home studio, the penthouse. Yes.

With unconscious men or drugged up men. So the crazy part about this is that these people didn't know what happened to them until these videos were discovered. Yeah. Because they were completely out of it. My asshole is bleeding and I'm wearing a wetsuit. Yeah. They didn't know.

They thought they just had a really good time the night before. I have to say that if it's ever discovered that I was. drugged and raped when I was 22 years old. I don't need to know about it. I'd prefer you. Don't even tell me. I'm fine. Never having that knowledge.

Gotten along this far. You know what I mean? Because literally all these people are just like, oh my gosh, it's destroyed my life. I can't believe this is happening. I'm in shambles. But at the time, they're like, hey, I got a buddy who's a millionaire and takes me out his plane. It's great.

Yeah. And he basically would take these people on trips and stuff and be like bros with them. Right. And he asked, he did ask them to call him by his nickname. Oh, what was that? Boss A busy bag Lorin days

Hey boss We're jumping out Boss is played Nothing will go wrong there He'd lure them to his home And used drugs To render them comatous When they found all of his tapes

Carl 90 hours of footage Jesus 90 hours of but Here's the moral of the story Vinny If someone offers you An expensive vacation

With private jets Run for the hills Kate Maney It's not going to end well You don't want to go along with that I can fly out. Oh, no.

So he is going to get at least 12 years in prison before being considered for release. He was sentenced to 18 years. He was initially charged in 92 counts, but his guilty plea for the 43 charges was accepted. And this guy's a real fucking weird. So he's 71 years old. And from the article, it says, today's sentence means that Ian Elliott will spend a significant amount of the rest of his life in prison, said the math major. Are you saying that it might be more than a significant amount?

I think he's going to die in prison. I think probably going to die in prison, be my guess. You're such a pessimist, Carl. Good point. You're always such a pessimist. I always see the rapist is half-empty. Yeah. Well, Carl, I got some good news for you.

Oh, good. Waleska Castillo, she was 49 years old, and she is now behind bars, folks. I'm very happy about this. I believe she up to. Well, she's a black market plastic surgeon who ran an illegal cosmetic clinic out of her Bronx apartment. Okay. What was she doing out of that Bronx apartment? Well, she was doing butt lifts, all sorts of things, all sorts of things that you would normally be at a hospital for. You know, I wrote down in my notes.

Boob jobs. I wrote my notes here, medical care in a Bronx apartment, I wouldn't even go to a hospital in the Bronx, let alone someone's apartment. in the Bronx. If you go to the hospital in the Bronx, a rat does the surgery before you. I don't even trust that. Oh, man.

So she's being sentenced to 48 years behind bars for killing a 48-year-old woman with a lethal silicone injection in 2018. And this was a butt lift that she killed this woman. If you're a 48-year-old woman, the butt should not be your priority at that point.

That's not the reason why men don't find you attractive. It's your personality. everybody's always telling you to stop drinking and you won't. So she performed dangerous cosmetic procedures that left the woman in substantial pain. This was another one of the victims whose face is a little bit scarred. Now, what do you think you should be charging for a boob job or a butt lift? What do you think a proper price of that is?

I haven't been in the market for years and there's been a lot of inflation, but I don't know. Oh, Danny. Yeah. How much would you pay for a butt job or a boob job? What do you think they should cost? What do I think they should cost? Well, hold on a second. Before you answer that question,

have you had any of these procedures? No, no. I was going to say, Danny's never priced out boob job. She does not need to. But I'm just guessing. Maybe a butt lift you priced out. I don't know, maybe.

I heard they're dangerous, though, butt lifts. Yeah, they don't seem great. No. But let me ask you this question. Does this sound like a bargain? Okay, let's hear it. $1,500 bucks?

Yeah. Yes. Is there a layaway plan? No, but you have to go to. Can I make that installments with no interest? No, this is a cash only business. Gina Bobina company with $10,000 to $15,000. Sounds like she knows what the deal is.

I just feel like $1,500. I know that women like a bargain. I know that that's like a thing, but surgery people. We're talking to surgery. Don't go to someone's apartment for surgery. I don't care if they put. put a tarp up. I don't care what they tell you to do it. Yeah, if you go to a Bronx apartment and someone's going to inject you with something, it better be heroin. That's the only

reason to get injected in a Bronx apartment. Yeah, you're right. Gina said 10 to 15K. For boobs. For boobs. So Gina is pricing this. It's not how you spell that. Don't tell my buddy, S.J, that Gina's pricing out boob jobs. He's already got a crush on her. Hold on. Tafka, good point. I'm like 10 minutes behind, but I wanted to point out the Vinnie's favorite Shane Gillis joke was really funny when Shane told it instead of Vinny. Turns out Shane is way funnier than Vinny. Shocking.

Well, no fucking shit. He's funnier than me. Well, so people who originate the joke are usually better at telling it than somebody just heard it. So she injected a silicone substance into these people. Yes. And I'm guessing not quite bathroom cock,

but pretty close. Right. It was a toxic substance that the body rejected. and then decided to stop doing stuff. Yeah. So she is being sentenced to four to eight years for this. This is a murder, right? Yes, correct.

This is a negligent homicide. Yeah. But she was doing an ugly woman. So people don't care of that much. All right. Silver lining. Yeah. Older ugly women died.

All right. Well, that sucks. Yeah. Oh, she thought she was getting a deal, huh? Famous last words. Do you honor this coupon? Famous last word. All right.

What about competitors' coupons? What did I bring in one of those? Folks, folks, folks, folks. I said it like five times in a row, just try to get it out of my system. Well, I said SJ's a second ago, so don't worry about it. Or even. It's the end of the show. Look at those ain't real dude.

Says real plus small is greater than big plus fake. Agreed. All right. Listen, I'm not going to. I don't know where I come down on this issue, but. You know that real and ginormous beats all of those. Correct. Yes.

Our new results, girl, is the winner of all these things. Yep. She has three of them, each varying sizes. It's weird. I am going to get out of here because I feel like I'm dying. So, folks, this has been an amazing episode of the show. Everyone just had a great time. Everyone loves the show.

We do a great job. Everyone loves what we do. We will leave into all of your applause. hear it but if I open up a window I'm sure I could hear applause from all across the country from all the people who are watching this life everybody grab your pots and pants are banging them out the window for us all right we're the real heroes here dude do you know that we're almost four years out from the initial pandemic lockdowns I do that crazy remember we started the show right before we did yeah and I was like I

could do Monday afternoons during my lunch break I guess Dude, what a long strange trip it's been. Yes, sir. What a long strange trip it's been. Either way, we're going to Hackamania, baby. We'll see you in Vegas. Also, WTP Live.com. Get your tickets to come see us in Largo, Florida.

Vinnie will be there, I'll be there. And if you're in upstate New York and you want to have some fun coming up on March 9th, subreddit surfing live, Carlson County. Yeah, at this very club, we'll be here. We'll be hanging out. And we got all apologies with Andy and Andy Q Public and Joe Sixpack. We've been pulling stuff together for this, and so far it's going pretty good. I'm actually really excited to do this show. Cool.

I was watching Cardiff the other night. He was talking about it. And I guess it hasn't been decided yet whether I'm going to be the opening act with this Cardiff stand-up routine or close the show out. What do you prefer? I'd rather open. I think it's not going to be. Close it is. It's not going to be funny.

Close it is. It's not going to be good. Whatever makes you upset is I'm good with. I'm just saying I just know I know how to put out of a show. Headliner. I'm a headloiner. Yeah. You bet you're the one who's in the show business.

That's right. Folks, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia. Thank you guys for being the back. Uh-oh. Retart alert. Retard alert class.

Fuck yeah. Everybody go to paypawf.com and vote for my new best buddy, uh, Vinnie Paulino. It's the cream off. You gotta love Vinnie Carlina. Do do do and do up. Do do do up. We laughed our asses off. God, I wish I had that collar right now.

Chulipay your dues. Put up your dukes. We're having a boxing match now. Julie Oh, Danny. Danny, you stuck her out for the whole thing. Usually, Jess used to just bail on us. She would be gone after a segment.

Well, in case you talk to me, I don't want to miss the chance to talk to you all. You're already better than Jess. Who would have guessed? I'm going to be reliable if I get it for sure. Awesome. Very cool. Thank you again.

And we will see you soon. And take you easy. All right. leave in the studio now