The Creep Off - Episode 204: Slumber Party Smoothie Massacre

Episode Date: March 4, 2024

In today's episode Karl & Vinnie are joined by Bryan Johnson from Tell’em Steve Dave for a wildcard creep-off matchup: In our cop cam segment we meet a very drunk man who managed to make it home to his driveway, not that it matters: In the Scum Parade, we meet a horny Elvis impersonator, a woman with an alligator in her pants and another woman with a tampon out of her pants! We wrap up the show with Vinnie spinning the wheel of consequences. The score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Florida woman sentenced to probation after pulling live alligator from her pants during traffic stop (aol.com)Hailey Bieber's sister Alaia Baldwin 'accused of throwing used tampon at bartender and assaulting employees at Georgia bar' as she is arrested following altercation at Savannah bar | Daily Mail OnlineBand severs ties with member who they say fed them estrogen-filled pre-workout drinks (nypost.com)Elvis Tribute Artist Accused of Child Sex Crimes (frontpagedetectives.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108

Warning, listening to the creep-off might leave you... Trigger. This episode may contain murder, rape, laughing of murder and rape, ableism, Lenny Dykstra, serial keeters, smile-talking, fat-shaming, child abuse, drug abuse, abuse, victim-blaming, and the state of Florida. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock.

I'm gonna deliver the goods, because I'm alive! And I'm not backing down! Go, cool, coo, coo. Guess where you just got into Cool Guysone? Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola! I do you're going to do that. I saw you left out of loop, and I'm like, nothing I can do about it.

It's going to watch him do this now. Ola Creepo! I'm putting out a show for Carl today. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Creepov. So glad to have you all with us for another episode of the show. Where we last left off, Carl, we were tied. We were tied four to four, which means last week was GamePoint.

Yep. And the listeners went to our website, the creepoff.com, and they voted. Yeah. And we don't know how it resulted until we bring in a results girl. And we're going to do that in a second. But because this is going to, this last week was game point. This starts a new round. Today is wildcard Monday.

Correct. So we all get to pick. And when I say we all, we have a special guest coming on. We all get to pick any creep we want to compete with. That's correct. And our guest today, I am very excited to say he is not just. our guest today he will be our guest for the creep off live oh at hackomania in los vegas it's bry johnson hey brian i'm in a great mood today boys all right so i like to see bry why are you in a great

mood because i i wasn't a bad mood then i heard you guys getting all revved up and you guys were in great mood so it just put me in a great mood so now i'm ready to go no viz in funk don't get me wrong when I came in today he had a puss on his bus I don't know what his deal is I guess we're gonna find out I like a puss on my puss but today it was not a good thing

apparently I do have to ask you Vinny was I supposed to bring a creep you don't have to okay well you said there was no homework I did actually bring somebody but it's just like I think he's more scum paradey great true creep be my guest I think you

if you'd like to present him for the wild card odds are they're just going to vote for you so Carl and I lose the point so you know you might as well Well, coming here and throw it about Gerech. I think it's perfect the way this game works. Now, Brian, you are very gracious to join us today. I can't wait to see your presentation.

You were going to be going to Hackamania because Mary Beth is going to be wanting to go see WATP and hang out with everybody and do the thing. Yeah, your wife is dragging you to Hackamania, from what I hear. I did not think it would turn into this. Yeah, but she's like, she's on Melton. She's watching Tuki. She's watching WATP. Like, she's as in it as anyone I know.

Well, that's going to be awesome. Awesome, because hackamania.com, May 31st or June 2nd, all of those shows will be live in Las Vegas. Now, you get your tickets to that hackamania.com. Let's meet our next contestant and our results girl competition. This is exciting. Because she has the privilege of telling us which one of us is going to spend. And dear God, please let it be called. Can we remind everyone the results girl from last week?

Danny. I'm a huge fan of. she did a great job on the show so there's a high expectations now for these tryouts she set the bar pretty high i remember she said something that was great last week she said um carl got more votes than viny i thought she did a really good job with that personally i didn't care for that i didn't care for that at all that was the thing i did like it all right ladies and gentlemen welcome to the creep off for her results girl try out it's my hell yeah what's up malia hello what's up you creepos welcome to the show she's as happy as the rest of us bryan you notice of this are you in a

great mood i am i heard you were all in a great mood so i just wanted to match the energy i'm in a great mood however i might be the bearer of bad news for someone so we'll see how long the good moods met last wow brian you have cancer You got a doctor with a stuff of humor. I like the way he broke it to you. Lay it on us. I did want to acknowledge as well. I'm not here just to break the tie today,

but I'm also, correct me if I'm wrong here for Super Chat Monday. It is. Well, thank you for remembering that today is a holiday, national holiday, actually international holiday. It is Super Chat Monday.

And the way you celebrate that is by sending us a super chat. Just like Simon 343. Hey, Carl, do you have a dab rig, aka drugs? Let's talk after the show, sir. I'm on the internet right now. Carl does not have a dab rig, ladies and gentlemen. He doesn't seem like the type of guy. He had one, but he kept leaving it around on the floor,

and everybody kept tripping over it, and they kept getting in trouble. Corn Diff, thanks for the down-and-nine. Afternoon fellas hit like. Oh, it's good to see Corn Diff. I haven't seen him around that much lately. Three thumbs up to Corn Diff. I love Corn Diff.

He was reporting on that truck the other day, that corn truck that fell halfway off the bridge. Yeah. Was it a solemn report? This is how deep I'm into it. Yeah, you are. That's awesome. He was reporting on that truck that was hanging off the bridge.

He was claiming it was full of corn. I'm not sure if that was the piece and that I never did find out. Okay. Well, Riley Edwards, her voice is annoying next. I don't think so. I don't think so, Riley. Nice try, though. My hell yeah.

Do you want to... Can you pronounce your name for us? Vinny did an excellent job. Mahalia, exactly like that. Thank you so much, Vinny. You're welcome. What nationality is that? I've never heard that name before.

It's actually Hebrew. My mom really liked the gospel singer, Mahalia Jackson. So that's who she named me after. Just please don't ask me if I can sing. Okay. Interesting. Done and done. Sounds good.

Malia Jackson. I'll have to look that up. I'm not familiar with that. All right. So why don't you? Wait, is it Michael? And they just pronounce it differently? not the same person no different different jackson not quite they actually convicted mehalia jackson

so no she was cleared of all crimes she was completely innocent so was michael all right moving on oh hot take so you want to let us know the results because i just want carl to spend so bad yeah let's let's hear what happened last week well uh i am very excited today to not just be interim results girl but also get to announce the results of today's tiebreaker so without further ado with 64% of the vote for creepiest amazon worker we have the winner hot c cacacara the people have spoken and bini is the people have spoken It has been a long creep off, but we are finally coming to the conclusion of this round with Carl as the winner, final score of five to four, which means Vinny, I'm so sorry, but you must spin the dreaded wheel of consequences today. That's amazing.

And I have to say, this was one of our better rounds. I think I had an early lead, and then you came back and took the lead, and then I came back and got it in the end. Fantastic competition, Vinny. We both fought hard. I don't want to spit. Come on. We got to spit the wheel, baby. come out the guy rubbed his ass on the rail and everything you guys saw it was ridiculous he had an itchy

asshole get over it creativity points for me on that one vinny how many points does that count for 64% not enough not quite enough damn it dude so far these new results girls are two for two i am liking this competition can we get jess back did she get fired no no no no no just hasn't got caught stealing money from work yet still counting those bills taking her time she'll she'll be a while all right And let's take a second and discuss this. Well, we have Mahalia here with us. This is what we have right now on the wheel of consequences. We have one open spot.

Okay. So currently we have number one, if you land on number one, it's winner's choice. Number two is murder and makeup. Number three, Patreon and Superchats money to the winner. Number four, Tom Meyer's stand-up marathon. Ugh. Oh, break a toy with a hammer. I forgot about that one.

Number six is $100 to podcast. Hitman, number seven is nothing currently, and number eight is past the spin. So we need to come up with one more today to add to the wheel. Yeah, we had some good ideas throughout this competition. I'm trying to remember what they were. Yeah. Wasn't there one we had to create,

I know we've done this before, where you had to do the podcast series about Bachelor, the Bachelor? Yeah, I'm not doing that again. No, I know. I'm not asking you to. I have not bringing back creeps and roses. I'm not asking you. you too but didn't we have some idea though for some type of series or someone someone

had to produce uh there was something where it was like do a podcast with phil oh maybe that's what it is but he's disappeared thank christ no he texts me whenever we talk about him he'll probably text me in a minute he really does it's so funny anytime someone brings phil's name up i've seen it on shooley's show on my show you get a text from saying yep still here all right i'll tell you what here's what i'll go for i'll do that i'll do podcasts with phil all that'd be awesome topic five episodes that's it uh topic listener's choice whatever the topic is if he if he's brother that's what i want to hear about it's all i'm going to ask about two it's not going to make past one episode i think you guys should

do a deep dive into vince the attorney that would be funny phil it oh jesus christ so that i had to have that guy in my life anyway all right so was that what the seventh um option is? I don't know unless we hear something better. Yeah, yeah. We'll keep our eye out. Super Chadis your recommendations. Yeah. I know we've had some good ones. I just, we should have written them down. When I say we, I mean, Vinny. Substitute teach

for a day. That's fun. Nobody's going to let you. Nobody's let you do that. Maybe we should have to take that C-BEST test on air live. What's that? That's the test that John always brags about passing to learn to become a substitute teacher. Everyone tells me it's really fucking easy. It's a four-hour test.

It's four hours. I would do so. He can pass it. You can pass it. Probably not. I'm dumb as shit. That's the shot in the arm Carl needed. Oh, my God. Okay, that's what it is then.

That's the one that we're doing that. If you're nervous about that, C-Bast test. Get the fuck out of here. I'm not doing that. I'm not taking no fucking tests. All right. Actually, you know what? Yeah, that sounds easy.

I want to do that one. Put that one on the wheel. That sounds like, no, no, no, no. You're not getting away with that. That sounds really easy. You got a podcast with Phil Elmore. I like how we've decided that Phil has to do your consequence with you.

We're not even consulting with him. Why don't you text him right now. Text him and say, would you do this as a consequence with Vinny? Just ask him. Okay. All right. I'll ask him. Yeah.

That way we'll know by the time we're done with the show because I'm sure he'll respond right away. He might. We'll see. If he's not in a family reunion, Brian. Talk amongst yourself. I've got to set a text of your point. So, Mahalia, is there anything you'd like to tell us about yourself?

Anything you like the listeners to know as to why they should vote for you? You want to give your stump speech now? Ooh, the speech. You know, I didn't come prepared with the speech. I really like to just kind of riff off the fly. Just a little bit about myself, current resident of Las Vegas, been here for about four years, starting listening to WATP and subsequently the creep off over the last year. It initially started just as noise in the background, but finally I had to stop and ask my boyfriend, what the hell are you playing? But did get me into it. I want you to know something. I'm sorry to interrupt you. You are the second person in 24 hours to tell me that their boyfriend got them into the dabbleverse. Really? Yeah.

Who else? This girl that I know, her name's Emily. She used to work at a place where an open mic used to be. And she messaged me to tell me that she's coming to subreddit surfing live. Nice. I haven't seen her in probably eight to ten years. And she goes, I'm dating a dabbler. And I said, get the fuck out.

loves it and he put this on and i had to i was like we have to go to this that's awesome yeah i love that i love that guys get your ladies into this you'll be surprised they might like it i'd be surprised the next thing you know you're paying for flights to hackomania all this other shit be careful the ladies love us might be the name of this episode all right i'm sorry keep going i interrupted you i'm the worst yes the ladies do love you especially you viny um carl you are hot as well and of course must play tribute to signor dopeserdamus so um big fans of all of you um nice callback that is a good callback pretty sorry about that can't say that i'm a true crime fan per se but i am a huge lover of just weird morbid six shit um so definitely uh love what

you guys do appreciate all of the time you take into uh digging deep into finding all of these creepos and um just for myself for all of the viewers listeners out there current bar for me i know i said i had a boyfriend but his profile said six foot came down to las Vegas for him he was only five six so if you can uh beat that bar's not too high please do uh send me a message shoot your shot wow all right well someone's playing to win today congratulations on that all right uh strong showing it was a pleasure to have you on show i'm sorry that you decided to give me that particular uh set of scores i probably should have checked them before i let alks send them to you by the way i'm sorry i had to do that to you too and

i just want to say um there really is no creep off without the wheel of consequences however the wheel of consequences cannot be spun without a results to break the tie so you couldn't have done it without me is all i want to say gentlemen and it really has been a pleasure to be here with you today all right mahalia it's a pleasure to meet you see you next time and uh you could vote for mahalia when we have the uh consequences right thank you very much mahalia great job uh phil got back to me right away and says no i appreciate the offer and i imagine it would be fun but i'd rather not so i guess that's not gonna happen probably good choice on his part yeah probably well that's a weird text though isn't i appreciate the offer

and it does sound fun but i'd rather not yeah that is i'd rather not Yeah, well, it feels a very polite guy The hell When he's not trying to get people canceled For their comedy shows Oh, I just got a letter to the club Just got a letter in All right, folks

So there's going to be a competition It's wildcard Brian's throwing his hat in the ring today Brian, would you like to go last today? Where would you like to go with you? Yeah, sure, I'll go last Let's see what you guys have I don't know who Carl has, I know who you have Yeah, Carl, you're up first, you won

So ring the bell and give it to us. All right, it is a wild card. I do want to thank Alex for sending me some options I was able to choose from. And I think I brought to you the biggest creep possible this week. Jed William Brooker from Australia. Now, Vinny, I have some video clips here. Yep.

I'm going to have you play them in order. Number one, we'll get an understanding of who this guy is and what he's up to. Certainly. let me pull this up for you my friend here we go at just 39 years of age jad brookers described as the worst of the worst a staggering 182 sex crimes against children how many 182 sex crimes against children that he pled guilty to for he pled not guilty to so i think the court was just like all right whatever it's fine that was just the one ugly kid He's like, I'm not fucking that. That they lumped into the class action. I'm not,

Nope, I'm not fucking that one. How dare you? I draw the line. There were 96 boys who were victims of this creep. Some as young as the age of 12. And it gets worse. Now, you're probably thinking, what's worse than fucking young boys, Carl?

What could possibly be worse than that? I'm thinking what's better. Well, I just feel bad for this guy because he was so close to the century mark before they caught him. Yeah, well, here's my second track on here. at an earlier hearing the court was told that brooker whose HIV positive had conversations with like-minded people expressing an interest in infecting children with the virus so not only is this guy going around fucking children but he's trying to give them AIDS this is a monster that's Thanos he's just trying to call the population this is as bad as it gets so uh my third track on here we'll find out what happened him. An HIV positive pedophile, dubbed Australia's worst child sex predator, has been jailed for a near record 36 years. His victims have broken down in tears as the judge outlined the horrific crimes against almost 100 vulnerable young boys.

Vile and depraved. Jad Brooker prayed on young boys committing crimes of sexual abuse too abhorrent to detail. His victims too, shocked by the extent of his pervert. offended offending. He was a vile, vile man. I didn't know the extent that was going to be read out and it was quite horrific. So it turns out he was dating these two teenage boys. One of them he was filming all of their sex acts. The other one took his own life. The other one killed himself because of the horrific things that Jed was doing. Well, I feel really bad for everybody in the courtroom when all those HIV positive kids started crying. and I hope the bales were all wearing gloves and stuff.

Because of the tears. Yeah. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Just going for an AIDS joke. I have one more video. I was going to circa 1988 88. I have one more video.

So fortunately, this guy was convicted. So this happened a couple of years ago. The conviction just happened last year. He will be 70 when he's eligible to apply for parole because he's 41 now, 29 years before he can even apply. But he's got 36 years. So hopefully he'll spend the rest of his life in parole. prison. And let's talk about what was found on the old hard drives in my next clip.

Four million child abuse images were found on his laptop and mobile phone, some depicting babies being sexually abused. He knew that I was underage. I rejected his advances. He kept insisting. I broke down in tears. Some of the victims. are no longer living. Their stories aren't able to be told. That's right. 4.5 million. I think that might be a record for the creepoff, Fannie.

We've had some big numbers out here as far as CP is concerned. That's a big one right there. I am not comfortable with how much CP that gentleman has. Even hearing about it, I feel like I'm convicted. That's terabytes worth. Look, I'm going to reveal something. I have a library of photos of my wife. okay I'm glad that for you it was going yeah not four million but quite a few yeah and I have to say the times that I go back and review them are very few right so like why do you need like what is it about these guys that they need tens of thousands if not millions of images yeah I would think that if you had a few hundred you could cycle through those over the years and you get sick of them right yeah I remember her she probably they well they age out too well not the photos don't age out the videos are joking it's a joke

Screw up the fantasy If you're like Oh, this kid's like 22 now Fuck that Cares Vinny I just have This kid's not even alive anymore Right

I just have a couple More pieces of evidence That I wanted to present To make sure I get the vote This week Sure There's a couple of photos That were taken

By the New York post From this guy's Facebook page And yep He does like to be Santa Claus That's not good But the creepiest thing of all Is his obsession with Sesame Street He loves Sesame Street

and loves getting his photo taken with different Sesame Street characters as you can see here with Cookie Monster very excited I don't think that's a licensed cookie monster and then Elmo

a trumpet playing Elmo here I want to see him with Tuki I should have photoshopped that one isn't it funny that both these child molesters happen to post in that picture right there it's pretty wild all right so that is uh that's my creep this week vote for carl and jad brooker the worst child molester

in the history of australia who uh had charges over 180 charges that he pled guilty to well that's a great presentation carl i loved watching those videos that you clipped in about five seconds oh thanks for as if the amount of time spent changes how big of a creep the person is And by the way, motherfucker, what was your presentation last week? A seven-second clip of a guy rubbing his asshole on a handrail? I lost. I earned it. Yeah, okay, good.

I went for it. I thought there was a chance. Oh, boy, did I fucking fail. I'm going to have to reevaluate a lot of things. Maybe you did it this week. Let's see, what do you got? Well, Mike Creep's a freak show, Carl. His name is Takehiro Shirahashi from Tokyo.

Oh, I was going to say Ireland. Yeah. He was about 27 years old. in 2017 when the crimes that were going to talk about went down now little background his friends described him as a bit of rough to play around as a kid he would play this game with the other kids where he would grab them and hold them down and choke them till they lost consciousness and then he let them breathe again that's fun yeah yeah that was a funny milton bradley out of high school he decided not to go to college which i'm sure shamed his parents quite a pay

He found a job working for sex clubs. Oh, fun. Yeah. And what he did was he scouted at-risk women to go work in the sex parlors. In Cabochico, Tokyo's biggest red light district. He would lure young women into working into the clubs there because he was a young guy. They loved having him there because he knew how to talk to the younger girls. So they used him to get women in there.

And he used Twitter to do this. now he got a reputation around town pretty quickly local people started calling him the creepy scout was his nickname because he was a very socially awkward guy all of his smoothness and his talk was really cyber stuff twitter like he would talk he knew how to talk a good game online sure he ended up getting arrested for sex trafficking okay he gets a suspended sentence because he claimed he was struggling with mental illness now he tells his father he's dealing with dark thought his dad goes the bad for him he gets a suspended sentence uh it turns out those dark thoughts

that he was having wasn't that he wanted to hurt himself it said he really was into the idea of watching people commit suicide yeah japanese are into that sort of thing it's it's uh it's cultural it turns out what did you bring i'm not done oh i'm not done okay all right keep going keep going. Now, you are correct. It's not uncommon in Japan. They have the sixth highest suicide rate in the world. Now, three months after- Only if they bring shame on their families. That's a good point. Yeah. You would think that maybe they should remove that social pressure. Those numbers might go down a little bit. Three months after his arrest, he moves from Tokyo into a place in Kanagawa in August of 2017. Now, in his apartment, Carl, it's the size of a parking space.

Oh, so it's like we're setting John's living. Yes. Think Kenoga Park, maybe even smaller you can give me the buzzer for that one sorry he decided he wanted to get back into the dating scene three months after all of this situation going down and he had a type he was looking for and a woman carl you want to guess what it was

um have a vagina having woman no he wanted a suicidal woman is what he was looking for oh suicide girls yeah yeah it's a whole category uh syra shishi approached women via Twitter and he used his on the job training from his previous line of work to find at risk women by offering

them to assist them with their suicidal wishes. Okay. Now, he built up a sizable following on Twitter. He had two accounts. One was called, at I Want to Die and at a professional at hanging. Oh, so he has a specific technique that he uses that. Yeah, yeah. He would offer to help them and get them to his tiny little apartment.

And that's when he would hold them down and violently rape them. Oh, so that's not suicide at all that. Yeah. So they were coming there just hoping to put all the pain away. It's not even homicide at that point. And now it's just like now you're going to have this horrible traumatic experience because now you're just getting raped. And then he would foul that rape up with murder, right?

Okay. Then he would murder them, just straight up strangled them. They get what they wish eventually. Yeah. But then I don't know if they would have wished this. If they had known that the rape would have started again after the murder. Like, you know, you could do the rape, then the murder. But this guy was going rape, murder, rape.

I'm always impressed with guys who can go again immediately. Like, I need a break in between. Yeah. this is like a blue chew fucking commercial yeah right it's a present that that is strange i've noticed that in the past myself i watch a lot of like true crime shows and it's just like you know he raped me like six times over the pet next hour i'm just like what kind of superman is this guy they get so fucking turned on on how evil they are i think i really think that's what it is like they're so fucking they have their adrenaline going so hard that they're like i fucking do it they're just like

screaming like Kevin breaded. We're doing it. We're doing it. Vinnie was just channeling something just now. I just want to point out. Remember this show? By creeps, four creeps. Brunching up.

Yeah. We're doing it. Hey, uh, nine victims total, Carl, that he raped and murdered and raped. Would you like to know the ages? Sure, Vinny. 15 to 26. Ah, some of those ages are so great. Yeah, none of them are great.

They're all too young to go, I think, I would say. Sure. Now, one of the women's missing, one of the missing women's brothers started an investigation on his own to find his sister. And a woman assisted him by contacted Sirahishi because they were able to look into her Twitter. They contacted this guy. And he was like, yeah, if you want to die too, come on over. We'll set up an appointment. Sure.

So he sets up an appointment with this woman. The brother shows up. She shows up. And then the police show up. when the police get there they start questioning him as to where the sister is and he goes oh you see that uh freezer right there that's taking up half the room yeah she's in that okay so they open up the freezer and what they found caro was unbelievable because we know these people who you know have to get rid of the body it's a small tiny space and we're talking

August to October. This is a couple of months. We're talking nine bodies. How do you afford it to big freezers? Is he selling the underpants or something? Sex trade, man. You gotta have a couple bucks. They don't pay in peanuts when you're trafficking. Yeah, good point. There really is like those freezers, those like chest freezers, like not the upright kind, but the other kind. There's really only one reason to put a lock on those things, right? A lock, good point. I don't want anyone stealing my stakes. Yeah. I mean, come on. Who's afraid of that? Good point. Well, the thing is, in the, in the freezer and then in three cooler boxes and five large storage boxes, they found all pushed into one corner of the room.

They found heads, legs, and arms from his victims. Neighbors court corroborated the events by confirming that foul smells of rotting flesh have been coming from the tiny apartment. Easy for you to say. I'm telling you, it's not. He had discarded elements of the people into the trash. So what he was doing was, instead of slowied his role in murdering like every couple of months, he went on a crazy kill spree. He's like, I got to get rid of these. So he's chopping off parts of them, but he couldn't put all of them into the dumpster at once because everybody's going to see it.

So now he's got all these bodies that he's chopping up, and he's just throwing a little bit of the trash every week. Shee. Bringing it out to the driveway to the curb. Makes sense. And the rest of the bodies are just fucking pile it up. But he still chopped them up. So that's fun. Now, all of the victims except for one was a woman.

One of them was one of the girls' boyfriends who, like the first guy, followed the Twitter trail back to his apartment. And he's like, yeah, come on in. And then he just hit the guy over the head with something, murdered him and chopped him up. Don't know if he raped the guy. I was going to say, yeah, that one probably didn't have me. No, I'm going to say he raped the guy. Don't start making shit up. Rape murder, they're all lies.

He said he found a whole new aspect to himself. It was really creepy. Would it be funny if all of your stories have just been fan fiction this whole time? none of this shit's real i am the sickest man to ever walk the fucking earth now in october of 2020 he pled guilty to nine murders and on the 15th of December 2020 he was sentenced to death

and his death sentence was finalized in january of 2021 he could go fuck himself major crimes she yeah so we got a lot of murder rape rape rape then we have keeping the body sticking out the neighborhood never mind fuck merry kill we should start playing rape murder rape that's a fun game

i don't think we should do that i don't think we should do that all right yeah probably not so uh all right wonderful presentation vanny i really liked the uh multimedia aspect of it oh wait that was me now i remember okay okay Brian I think you're up my friend okay now like I said this was originally supposed to, I thought for the scum parade. So my guy's a little more subtle than yours. You guys have a lot of violent felonies, a lot of murder, a lot of rape. And it seems like you're kind of like whipping your dicks

out trying to outdo each other with this. Like, well, my guy has 4 million images. Well, my guy has body parts all over the place. This is far more subtle, this guy. And what I believe is not a psychopath like your guys, but a true creep. And that's why I think I might win this week. What did this guy rub his ass on? This guy didn't, well, we're not sure. Oh, no.

This guy's name was Michael Maiden, 57. He turned himself in after a grand jury issued an indictment, accusing him of multiple felonies and misdemeanors stemming from an August 26, 2023 sleepover. This Oregon dad

drugged his daughter's young friends with smoothies laced with sedatives, then creeped over them as they drifted to sleep. One of the three 12-year-old girls texted her mom with a desperate plea for help at 1.45 a.m. as she lost consciousness and beg to be rescued from the home. And this is

her text. Mom, please pick me up and say I had a family emergency. I don't feel safe. I might not respond, but please come get me. Crying emoji. Please, please, pick up. Please, please, please. Hold on. I just lost my spot. That's what she wrote according to police. I got to

say this, Brian, as everyone knows, I am not a father. But I'd be willing to bet that that's not a text you want to receive from your daughter. I'd be willing to be a parent. That would be disturbing. Like, I have ex-girlfriends. I wouldn't mind receiving that from.

But a daughter-ness. It'd be like, it's okay. You're a big girl. You just go back to sleep. Everything is fine. Make your smoothie. Be good. So it says he laced mango smoothies with benzodiazepine, the depressed that slows a nervous system, such as Xanax, you know, that kind of stuff. I guess they don't want to.

Yeah, but how much do you put in so they can't detect that flavor though Brian and I'm like what's the actual recipe for this do you have that concoction I don't see it in the article but I will Google it actually what he did was he didn't mix it in he actually just took the pills and put them on top of them like sprinkles yeah it's a whipped cream and pills uh it says during the sleep over the girls watch movies and did facials mm-hmm uh before he do the facials or did they do the facials oh you too they they do not specify here So I'm going to go with like, yeah, he probably raped him too.

Like, well, you know, he not only murdered him, but probably raped him. Murder, rape, murder. Damn it. So he, actually, Vinny, you're not that far off because the girl said that the drinks had tiny white chunks throughout and sprinkled on top. Protein powder. It's protein. Yep. And the dad demanded that the girls drink down the drinks, even though when one says that she didn't like hers,

he then made repeated trips to the basement where the girls were sleeping, at one point holding his finger under a girl's nose to see if she was asleep. He moved one girl's arm and moved her body on the bed. The girl remained awake and fear that he was going to do something to her friend. Another girl recalled feeling woozy and clumsy after drinking the smoothie. Like I get like, look, if you're a child molester and you're like a sleepover, perfect scenario to sedate and molest a girl. And this is like his daughter's friends. These are all these girls are like around 12 too, by the way.

I don't know if I mentioned that. No, you didn't mention that. It's worse. Yeah, that makes it worse. After the one girl was rescued from the sleepover, her parents called the families of the other girls to take them home. So in the middle of the night that this girl's sleep, but can you imagine this being this little girl and your dad is pulling this shit? And everybody comes over to bust up your sleepover party at 3 o'clock in the morning. Yeah, good luck getting friends on Monday.

Oh, my God, the rest of the week. We're going to have a sleepover at Jamie's. Her dad's not going to be there and rape us. Oh, it's rapy Rachel's dad. everyone. Rapecial. Yeah, there she is. Rachel, your dad is so embarrassing.

Dad, why did you rape my friends? It says that he kept coming back and standing where near where the girls were sleeping for what seemed like an extended period of time and just seemed to be checking if the girls were asleep. That's when the one girl made the call

and then they all got rescued. I think he was basically just he got as far as like sniffing him. And, you know, checking to see. Did it say if he had a favorite or not? Doesn't say if he had a favorite, but he does face charges, including causing another person to ingest a controlled substance, an application of a controlled substance to the body. Because I guess technically, they can't say like, well, he did something. Right.

Yankees suck. Rachel doze it off. Pretty solid. That's a good one. Pretty solid. I just imagine this father, like, leading up to that sleepover, is Bethany coming to sleepover? over she's not what are why are you guys not friends anymore what's going on is she busy that night should we reschedule who's here amber and heather those two just those two you really need

to step it up in the friends department honey i guess in a pitch but your friends are gross you know i i hate the way you said that brian because like you said he was sniffing him that's just all i can picture of my mind is like an animal just like checking to see if it's dead yet like right yeah oh that's so bad not great so i'll give it up to you guys in terms of like rape count body count violence all that stuff but in terms of true creep i think that the creepos will agree this is a creepy motherfucker like because he's this is an average guy that people trust nobody's really trusting your guy bennie a lot of too many people are trusting your guy way too many people trusted my guy

that's the problem he he sold all sorts of women into sex into the sex game so wait yeah but they knew that's why he was uh that's why he was what it was the name the creepy what the creepy scout the creepy scout yeah so who's the creep in your story is it the girl who called her mom or yeah the nark why bossed up a good time right that's how you party would you like these kids today they they have all the advantages that like they're so much more advanced than we were when we were young how do you not know this as a party why they got to call their all the time in every situation and yeah it's like those it's like those videos you see like when somebody gets pulled over by a cop you know and they're like i got to call my mom i got to call

dad, you know? Yep. I have an example today, actually. This generation. And the name of today's episode, Amber Alert. Thank you. I got to say, like, I have to hand it to the girl because, like, if that were me in that situation at 12, I don't know what I'd do. Like, I can't be like, oh, yeah, man, I would call my, obviously I wouldn't, you know, if I did call, I get a busy signal, that's how long ago it was, I was 12. You know you put out. I might put out. I might have no choice i'd just be like i don't know i guess this is how people party yeah uh man that's really awful i i i'm his lawyer though i have an argument here oh what's that um i would say ladies and gentlemen of the jury my client just wanted to have a quiet night yeah do you know

how annoying teenage girls are to sleepover yeah you could not invite more chaos and annoying energy into your home than having to sleep over with girls i thought i'd knock him out I was checking them just to make sure they were still breathing because I felt bad about what I did. And I realized I did wrong. I'm sorry, slap me on the wrist. Can I have another one? I'll do a do over. Yeah, I'm the judge.

I'm like, uh-huh. I mean, you don't say. It's not a terrible case. All you need is a judge who has teenage daughters in your home free. I would just put out a video of tweens in a slumber party, just let it play for an hour and a half and they go, who amongst us? We're not trying to knock these girls out.

all they're talking about is Tay Swift and all this other shit I don't want to hear about it I'm fucking in the era tour oh where did you sit it was a the pills are a hammer your honor I like Gardner fans like

these girls seduced him your honor yeah what were they wearing you didn't bring that up that's a good point let's hit some super chats real quick the creepoff.com is where we want to go to vote for who you thought brought

the biggest creep this week Gartner fan two bucks says no matter who spins, we all lose. Ugh. Is that because of the Phil Elmore podcast? I believe that would be, but that's not in there. So again, folks, remember, put it your suggestions. We need a number seven for the world.

Yeah, we need number seven here. She is the one. Okay, we were a little late on that one. Where can we DM her at? Okay, let's ask her. Hell yeah, where could people DM you? We didn't ask about your social media or anything. Yeah, you want to plug it?

I know. I realized I told the creeps to shoot their shot and then didn't tell them where to send it. So yes, you can follow me all where people are followed, Twitter, Instagram, Mahalia, M-A-H-E-E-F-L-L-Y-E-A-H. So M-A-H-E-L-L-L-L-L-Y-E-A-H. If you could find that, then you get to go on a date or something. Shoot your shot, kids. Shoot your shot. Bonus points. You automatically end if you can find me. But that's the fun of it, because I want a real creep that has to do some digging. I don't want to just be out there. I've never been so happy that my parents name me a boring name like Brian. It's like easy to spell. Nobody's asking me to spell maybe I or why. That's the only question I get. Four L's in one name. It's too many else. They should

have cut it down. Yeah. Absolutely. Four L's in a row. It's where I draw the line. All right. Good job, Malia. She is going to regret that. Wow. All right. Well, we'll see what happens. I think Danny got a lot of new Instagram followers after last week. I assume she did, too. Yeah. Two-face lied, bastard. Thanks for the dollar-99. Loser can't bring a pito till next round.

That's funny. That's a funny idea. I don't think that's a good idea. We have to entertain the people. Dang lizard with five euros. Dang lizard, what country do you live in? I'm curious, because I know that English is not your first language. Curles creep might have tried to infect young boys.

But what do you think of people not washing their hands, exposing people to frosted tips? Might as well be HIV. How dare you I usually wash my hands But if I'm in like a crowded place A concert, a ball game I'm just got to get in and out Heart Attack Cafe in Vegas

300 pounds plus eats for free Is that real? I guess All right, I'll do that How are you going to get to 300 pounds? Dude, I got time now We got 90 days Thanks for mentioning March 9th, Tubby

vote Carla. How dare you, Cardiff? Yeah, it's the week of the live show. You're not even bringing up... I brought it up earlier. Carlsoncom. Is that what the website is? It is. Purchase your tickets to see us this Saturday night. Man, I have been watching Reddit videos for days now.

Yeah. And I've pretty much lost my sense of humor and everything that I think is funny. I don't know anymore. Great promotion for the show. All I know is I have seen the craziest of the crazy now. And you will too. Cardiff. I'm trying.

buddy you didn't let me get it out i have seen the crazy of the crazy and i'm good to show it to everybody your hair is going to be as white as brian's when you leave subreddit surfing live is my point i do look very white don't i you do looks more gray in real life but yeah i mean i'm really snowy yeah man brian the white the good wizard i don't know if that's a good name probably not solid point i was going tolkien i was getting ready for my show Phil. All right, folks, I guess that means it's time to do a body cam segment. We do have a body cam segment, and this one comes, once again from Jeff Spangler, who I saw in the chat.

Jeff, thank you for sending these over my way. This is a YouTube channel called Real Body Cam's, and this is a fun one for us. A little bit different, a little bit of a different angle. We're going to see a gentleman. Now, here's the question I have for both of you guys. Let's say you're out driving drunk, just, you know, for us and G's. and you get into your driveway. That's safe, right?

That's like when you play home base with your friends. Like, once your foot's on the driveway, I got home. Nope. They don't play that game with people. They don't? No. This guy's confused about that. I'm pretty sure that's not a real game.

All right. Let's see. Let's start with my first clip here. See what's going on. On October 1st, 2023, officers in Ohio received a report of a possible intoxicated driver in an SUV swerving dangerously on the roadway. The caller reported the vehicle nearly collided with a sign before pulling into a driveway. Officers arrived at the residence and located the SUV with the driver still inside. Hi there. You okay? Yeah. All right.

Where are you coming from? I was at the A meeting. You did an A.A. meeting. That's pretty funny. I like a jokes. I think you had AA after party. Yes. No shit.

That's some A.A. meeting. All right. So you might notice that his shirt appears to be a little wet on the front. It does, doesn't it? Yeah. The officer is curious about this in my next clip here. Gotcha. What happened to your shirt?

Nothing? Okay. What shirt? What were you drinking tonight? Nothing at all. Any medication? Yeah, I had a valium. No.

Okay. You feel like you're okay to drive? Because we had somebody following you, so you almost hit some signs and hit some people and Over the road. I know. I understand it. So what happened?

I'm just getting home safe. That's all. That's no. I'm sorry. Okay. Yeah. It's like, he's an officer. I got home safe. I know you're saying I could have hit someone. I obviously didn't. So I don't know what the problem is. I do like his reaction to that. He's like, you know, hit some signs. You almost hit some people. He's like, I know. It's been a day, officer. It's been a day. Listen, I hate to say this, but maybe you should have used that towel on.

his head to dry his shirt off. I'll tell you what, when the cop asked him where he was, I thought he was going to say a costume party. All right, so let's find out how long it's been since he has had a beverage and alcoholic beverage, because obviously he's not been drinking tonight. Wouldn't he say 8 o'clock earlier? He said it took a velium at 8 o'clock. You always want to take those before you drive.

Right. Don't drink anymore, right? No. What was the last time you were drinking? Oh, you. I just heard. There's two days ago, 30s, you got a bottle of vodka here. Yeah. Yeah, so old bottle, I mean, I do not drink anymore.

As my father there, you know, that I don't do. Well, you, it looks like you vomited on yourself or something here, or spit up or something on you, and you're not really, you're not, you're not, you're not doing well. No. I mean, honestly, I'm not drink in 33. just added the day a lot of time just went pious he was like after midnight to the clock just

to 33 how funny is that what's the last time we drank oh 32 days ago what about this bottle of vodka right here that's been in there for two months officer what do you mean I was gonna get rid of it eventually yeah after the costume party okay so yeah I like his defense is like he's like it's old it's like by definition

since it's empty yes it's old it's not no so then he come they get him out of the car they do the field sobriety they're trying to do the heel to toe thing and he's just falling over you can tell this guy's out of it is it because he has those pointy shoes

he got out his carpet that wouldn't fly oh that's a terrible joke point up the sky about six inches off the ground up the sky like this armors now at your side and they had it kind of out loud from 1 to 30 by thousands 1001, 1002 2003 1004

until you get to 30 and then if you have to start over pick up on the other one go ahead whenever you're ready 10,001. I can't even do so. Alright. All right.

Spray. You'll make out for 30? Yeah. Or until I tell you to stop. That's... Yep. 1,001, 1002. Can you do it?

Sure. Let me see you do it. Well, I've got all this equipment on. It's kind of one of our dinner from. No. I'm just saying that that's... It makes no sense. I'm doing it at the same time. Yeah.

We can all do it. This will be fine. Ready. You go. On you. All right. Yeah, I know. I can jump quick.

I can jump quick. $1,003,000,000 long. See, all right. How about we try something that doesn't involve balance? You say your balance doesn't go. So you notice how there's a guy over on the right over here. That's his father. now what you don't want to do is get busted for driving while intoxicated in your driveway

because then your dad comes out all the neighbors are watching there's all these cops around making a big commotion it's very embarrassing now someone we know carl got a DUI in their neighborhood yeah yeah yeah he we shouldn't be laughing but well it was the worst thing in the world because he's got like a young kid yeah like they brought him out of the car like, we're going to make you do the drug test. He's like, do you know how many of my neighbor's doorbell cams I'm about to be on? There's no way in fuck I'm doing this. I'll do a breathalyzer.

I'm not doing these tests. And it ended up being a whole big fucking thing for the guy, but it's humiliating in your neighborhood. Yeah, no, this is the worst place for this to happen. So the field sobriety is not going well. As you can see, the guy was like, count to 30. Are you nuts? How is that even possible?

Let's see you do an officer. Count to 30? Yeah, right. You got to hand it to a guy, though, that's, standing there with vomit all over his shirt, can't stand on one leg for even one second. He couldn't even make it to 1001. And he's still like, I'm not drunk.

So what's your point? I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, right. Okay, so now it's time. They finally brought the breathalyzer. I think this guy might have had a few drinks. So it's time for him to blow. And this guy's very upset because his religion doesn't even allow him to drink. And there's his dad standing right there. This is not good. Yeah, probably not going to pan out well for him.

Here we go. Scott, take a deep breath. Do you hear anything I said? Yeah, I was listening to you the whole time. Where is it? Yeah, your father's going to be very upset. Just take a deep breath and blow into this so we can get over, get this over with. I see.

You can't get some reason? I understand. I was listening. Just take a deep breath and blowing in this. Are you blowing? There you go. He wasn't. He wasn't.

He was not. and he's not blowing. I have to take a deep breath and you have to blow. The thing knows when you're not blowing. It knows when you're not blowing. Yeah,

we found a bottle of vodka. Now you're talking about Jack Daniels. You're not helping your cause. It's not working for you at all. So, it's not good. It's against his religion. His dad's standing there watching.

All the neighbors are out. This is turning into a whole thing. I mean, how embarrassing. This man has a full, like, gray beard. He's worried that his dad is going to see him. How old of a guy do you think this is?

is Bri? He looks like he's in his 50s, doesn't he? That's what I would have said, for sure. He looks too old to be doing this shit. Yeah, it looks too old to be worried about his dad being mad of him. Yeah. Would be my guess. So,

now, as I was mentioning, he thinks that he got home and therefore the police have no case. This isn't that complicated. Okay. Do I understand? All I say, I drove into my driveway.

I wasn't even here for that. I just got here to do this. And like, this one of my car is. This is the last test. Do you want to do this or not? Yes. Okay. Just, do you want me to do it?

He's asking you to, but it's ultimately up to you. Okay. So the guy's very confused as to whether he should be blowing into this thing or not. Ultimately, he does not. But again, this is great. My next clip's a short one. But it's him just saying, guys, I'm home. Let me just go to bed.

I just want to go to bed now. Please. You know, the big mistake that he's making, besides all, all of the giant mistakes that we know. Yeah. Is if you drove and you got in your driveway, get the fuck out of your car as suit as possible. Run into the house.

Because the second you're in the car, if the key's near the ignition, and if you admit that you drove and they have you very clearly in intoxicated state, you're fucked, pal. Yeah, Vinnie, you and I are attorneys, but we both know that this guy is breaking the law. It's very clear.

Brian, were you aware? Yeah, you know, um, it's i totally lost my my thought dude this is illegal even in new jersey what this guy is doing yeah he's he's i gotta but i admit uh i enjoy his chill vibe where he's just like look dude you know i just imagine the high pitch eric drop are you proud of me daddy this really is a a nice difference compared to what we usually see there's usually a lot of shrieking right by this point yeah yeah there's no karens or anything like that

it's amazing the difference the way man and women handle these things. There's an Apu, but there's no carrot to this one. So this will tell us. All in French days, and I'm being very transparent because I just pulled it into my driveway. Yes. I get it at home. Yes.

Understood. So could I just sport bad thing? No. No. We're here. We're dealing with this now. So even if I pulled in my driveway, you're dealing with this? You're in the operation of the vehicle?

Yes. I love that. It's just like, guys, I'm being really transparent. I made it home. So I'm going to go to bed now Okay, you guys can all Hey, take the rest of the evening off, fellas Why don't you guys take off early?

All right, so at this point, you see the capture I'm being very reasonable and patient with this man. This one police officer just loses it in this next clip. Oh, no. So yes or no? So what if I do take the test? Then if you blow, I'll answer this for him.

You failed the field sobriety test. if you blow into this and you blow under he's probably not going to arrest you if you don't blow into this then he's going to go off of the field sobriety test which you completely bombed so you will be going to jail that's the options jail yes well tonight might be a start for it then that's where we're at

so yes we're doing we're trying we're dancing in circles here do you want to do this yes or not let me follow this talk This is what I'm talking to you. You are an adult. This is what we're just talking about. On the Drew and Mike show,

they play a lot of these webcam videos where it's like 22-year-olds going, I got to call my parents, rolling the window up on the police officer and getting on their phone. It's like, no, you're an adult. We're talking to you. This guy's 58.

And he's sitting there going, talk to my dad about this. I'm out of here. I don't have to deal with his nonsense. His dad looks like an extra from one of the scenes in the marketplace in Indiana Jones. It looks like a corpse.

Yes. You see his face when he walked by it. He looked like he was made of stone and, like, cracking. Yeah, we're going to see a better shot of him back at the precinct in a little bit. But let's see what happens when reality finally kicks in. This guy realizes what's going on here. No, I will blow it. No, I will blow it.

With your hands behind your back. I'm going to say. Okay. Here, let's just go see. Let's just walk in this car. Walk in this car. Stop. Stop!

Stop! Do not resist me. What do? What do? Stop! Stop, please. You stop, dude. Stop.

You stupid white. Stop resist. You're a white. You're a white. You hear me? You're under arrest. Stop. For what?

Stop. You've already explained why you're under arrest, dude. Because you're a fucking racist? For what? Arrestes. me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself. I thought this was America. Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry. I thought this was America. Did you hear the guy yelling that the cops are

racist? So that's why they're arresting? Yes. I almost felt bad for the Indiana Jones Marketplace comment, but that after he called the white bastards, I didn't feel so bad. So he's screaming in his own driveway. I mean, this is going to be the talk of the town. What's that app that all the neighborhoods use? Neighbors, right? Yeah. No, it's something else. neighborhood after. Yeah. There's going to be a lot of posts about this one. Someone wasn't there to see it.

They're going to be pissed at themselves for missing it. All right. So this continues as they get him into the car. I'm going to, oh, you, no, don't take any of your shit on my pocket. Don't take any shit on my pocket. Shut up. I won't back up just like, shut up.

I love it. He's had enough of this asshole. Next door app. Nextdoor app, yes. The next door app is going to be a buzz. And the Citizens app. After this one. All right.

Just a couple more here. This guy is feeling like he's being treated very rudely by these police officers. Well, he did make it home. You guys were so rude. All right. Go ahead. Take me where you want. I don't remember.

I remember all this shit. I was at home. I was at home. Okay? You don't understand that? Yep. Now he's in this hat. Doesn't even hurt the towel wrapped around. I love that he says, I'm going to remember this.

No, you are not, sir. You are definitely blackout drunk. Proceeds to give himself a concussion. I'll remember this, man. So then they bring him back to the precinct and they take him into the jail. And he's like, hey, can I get one of my nicotine gum things? They're like, no, you're in jail now, sir. He's like, what?

Really? The reality is still not setting it on this guy. So finally, his dad shows up, posts his bail, and we'll see the exciting conclusion here. And, um, here. Our account of our time and check with the police that they did it access. Okay, have a good night. Okay, sir. Okay.

Goodbye, gentlemen. Have a good night. Yeah. I don't know. The suspect was charged with, operating a vehicle while impaired, OVI, BAC refusal with prior OVI, obstructing official business, an open container. The suspect's bond was set at $1,000. The suspect was released to his father upon paying his bond. The suspect had previously been charged with OVI in 2018. In court, the suspect has pleaded not guilty to OVI, BAC refusal with prior OVI, an open container, and no contest to the charges of OVI and obstructing official business.

At this time, the suspect's court has pleaded not guilty to OVI, BAC, refusal with prior OVI, an open container. And no contest, and no contest to the suspect's case is still ongoing. Surprise, those are all misdemeanors, to be honest with you. Yeah, really. So as he was walking him, the police officer was walking this guy to where his dad was picking him up and he's going, so what should I plead, officer? The guy's like, I'm not an attorney. I didn't go to law school.

I can't tell you what that is. He's like, no, but what should I please? I don't know. I did. I'm not an attorney. Then they opened up the door. The dad's standing there. The dad's like, oh, you are using excessive force and will be filing a cab.

They're like, aye, hey, whatever. Get the fuck out of here. I love these assholes who treat cops like, complete shit. It's all on multi-camera shot with audio, full-color HD, and they still think they have a case. Like, oh, you're going to rue the day you arrested me, officer. Every one of these videos we hear, oh, you don't know who you're messy. Yeah. Yeah. No one has any pull in the police department. I mean he's having a day right now. Oh, no.

All right. What are you doing? Well, that was fun. I believe the next thing we have is voicemails. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. NASA has announced they are launching a Syracuse resident into space. They say with more funding, in a couple decades, we can put the rest of them up there. See you in Syracuse. Thank you, Syracuse for sponsoring our little program here.

They're wonderful people over there. except for the ones that are out and free. Yes. I really dislike that city. My friends were just at the Funny Bone last weekend. And boy, did they tell me some stories about that mall. Oh, yeah? Oh, dude, it's still a mess.

It is still a mess. I've never been there. I've spent eight hours there once, if you recall. Yeah, I do remember that. The last time I was at that Funny Bone with Florentine, the security guard was like, oh, yeah, we had a shooting two days ago. Kids ran right past here, and he's like, point. It's insane.

All right. First voicemail. I agree that Carl is the George Harrison of the devil verse. And hopefully he'll also die of non-small cell lung cancer. Of the ass. That's so mean. What did I do? I thought so too.

So I made sure to play. Lung cancer of the ass. He put a lot of thought into that. Yeah, I did. He doesn't like you. He gets not. I just catch you. up on the creep off video pod as I'm cooking dinner.

Sit down with my nice family of six. Oh, how was your day, little girl? And I'm just sitting there chomping on my food in my head going, Annalie raping children, disembaling it is. Oh, such a fucking creep. See you. Analy raping children. Don't know.

Disimbaling and forced people. them their own intestines. You got a B in geometry. That's wonderful. That's excellent. I told you studying would pay off. Oh, man. Is he in jail, Nick Bates?

Oh, yes. Yeah. I think he's in prison for the rest of his life. Oh, really? Yeah. He did some bad things to his sister. Yeah. This guy makes a good point.

Vinnie equals Ringo. He's retarded. Ringo's not retarded. But you know, I'll outlast all of you, and my all-star band shows will carry me until the next generation. I have to say watching Sorry, go ahead Watching that Get Back documentary

About the Beatles putting together that album I have more respect for Ringo Because dude just kept his mouth shut And let the geniuses create Just sat back like All right, let me know when you want to beat Underneath what you guys are doing that I'll be here

Oh man That's a good, that's teamwork is what that's called He knows he knew his role with that bad Which is great All right next voicemail Hello, creep off. This is just a reminder to all the people with locks on their doors. You need to use those locks.

Lock your fucking doors, people. Uh-oh. Don't be one of those people that never locks their doors. They always die first. Anyway, Carl's a weaner cleaner. Always vote for Vinny, and don't call me back. I am a weiner clean. It's where I don't have to wash my hands when I'm done peeing.

My penis is very clean already. Yeah, but you have to clean. Everybody's at the restroom. Sometimes. It's a courtesy. Doesn't it surprise you when people still use that as a bar of their safety? It's like, you know, we sleep with our doors unlocked. Yeah.

Like, why? Yeah, you don't need to. Yeah, you don't have to. There's no reason because there's a lock on it. I thought for sure that guy was going to tell us a story about that. That's why I was like, uh, where is this going? Mm-hmm. But, uh, yeah, lock your doors, people.

You never know. Here is a suggestion for a category that I feel like we've done, but maybe we haven't. Hey, Vinnie. Hey, Carl. I had a suggestion, after making a voicemail to Carl. I had a suggestion for creepiest lawyer or maybe even just creepiest manipulator. Probably lawyers better. And one of my suggestions is Kevin Landau, the lawyer that was in charge of Maddox's lawsuit against Dick Madison and Patreon,

only because he's a fucking creeper taking advantage of a clearly retarded man who doesn't know what jokes are. I mean, it's probably not going to win you anything, but it's just a funny thing to talk about, and people need to bring it up more. Okay. Keep on creeping. All right. I like it.

Maybe we could also have the creepiest Twitter handle in that competition as well. At good at hanging or whatever the fuck my guy has. We got another one more for us here. Can I ask a quick question? Certainly. Did your volume change since you rearranged your microphone? I don't know. Did it?

It's hard for me to tell, Brian. Does he still sound same volume to you? He sounds about the same limit. Check, check, check. All right, you're fine. Yeah, all I did was mute it and plugged it back in, so it should be just fine. I hope. Dear God, I hope.

I was listening to that episode a couple weeks back about creepy as counsel person, and I feel so fucking stupid. And Carl said that their person, I got charged with involuntary TV, whatever, of a minor. I thought went to like, manslaughter. I'm like involuntary he did it himself oh involuntary for the minor fuck right I kind of love that phone call all right folks thank you so much for leaving us voicemails remember the numbers 585 371 80808 we should give that out more often feel free to leave us a voicemail anytime the number and the links are on the creepoff.com where you go to vote Carl, are you ready for a scum parade?

I am, buddy. I am so ready for a scum parade. Scum parade. Take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum parade. Vinny and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit.

Jesus Christ. Scum parade like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad. Thank you. Soaking up a black. of a cat's cup parade I'm club fucking foot it you

half white I need to take a second and say thank you to someone very quickly I want to say thank you to a listener named Matt who sent me this quite a while ago this is a copy of WWE backlash

with Chris Benoit on the cover you can't get this anymore folks I'm sure you know that what a heroic shot of that amazing wrestler he's a hero he was a family man yes he was now i bring that up because he made me laugh really hard yesterday and now i want you to think about this every time you hear the ocean man song he emailed me and says hey i my girlfriend really likes the ocean man song that manny muskett sang

when you listen to it again just picture manny muskett singing that and it sounds just like him it's not him but it was very funny yeah yeah yeah i hear what you're saying And in case you're wondering what Manny Muskett sounds like, he sounds like this. Hey, boss, girl, I'm Manny Muscat. Let me see if I get to the chorus. Tell me about your father. Are you a natural redhead? I only watch this song so I could call it.

And I should mention that that was a song about Hannah, our review girl, who will be in Largo, Florida. March 22nd WATBLive.com is where you can go to get your tickets and see us all live in Largo, Florida. But before you do that, why don't you go to Carlsoncomedy.com? Get your tickets. Not a competition. This show is always a competition. Where would you rather be, Rochester, New York, or Largo, Florida? Oh, I'm going to both. I rest my case.

Which I think everybody should do is go to both. I'll be at both. Problem solved. You want to start in Florida, Carl? Vinny, I'm wondering if you want to play that video I sent you earlier this morning. Oh, I have it ready to go. Okay. Okay, let's start in Florida.

That's fine. Yeah, I'm going to start in Florida with a woman who's been sentenced to probation after a real problem at a traffic stop. Her name is Ariel McCann LeCarrie. She's 25. She was arrested on May 6 at 3.30 in the morning. Officers stopped her and a 22-year-old man named Michael Clemens for running a stop sign in Punta Gorda. The two suspects told officers they've been trying to collect snakes and frogs from underneath an overpass. Okay.

Creepy. Police searched the vehicle and found four. 41 turtles, which were being held in a teenage mutant ninja turtles backpack. I love Florida. It's so great. It's a little out of the nose, but I'll allow it. It's fun. 41 might be a couple too many.

Well, you don't know which ones are good at martial arts, so you've got to grab them all and then find out. That's true. Now, you're just handing them nunjucks. These turtles don't know what the fuck they're doing with these things. Now, this woman and the man are on the side of the road, they find these animals in their car, and they say, do you have any other type of, Do you have anything else hiding in this car? Right. Because they're a little concerned now.

Yeah. What other animals are you hoarding? At which point, Ariel reaches into her yoga pants and pulls out a foot long alligator. Dude, there's quite a few women who have witnessed me pulled a footlong alligator from my pants. It's green and scaly. It will bites. This is insane to me. Oh, this is insane to you?

First off. This is insane. Yes, Carl. Here's what I don't understand. An alligator in your yoga pants. Do you put the alligator in your yoga pants when you see the sirens? Oh, or are you just having fun all the way up until that point? Yeah, that's what I want to know.

Oh, interesting. Is at what point do you put the reptile into your pants? Well, let's pretend it's something that you can relate to, heroin. At what point do you hide the heroin from the police officers? Do you keep it in your pants the whole time? Yeah, you got to keep that hidden. Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, it depends.

How deep into it are you? If you're deep into it, you don't even think about hiding it. That's true. That's why people get busted. That's a good point. Yeah. But these guys, yeah, I think she probably saw the sirens and stuff to down her pants because everything else was concealed, right?

Her eggs and her turtles and all that stuff. So the alligator was probably, she's like, I can't put an alligator in there with the turtles. I'll eat them. This is a problem. That was quick thinking. You're right. She actually did the right thing, if you think about it. Yeah.

You didn't bring another backpack. You didn't have another, you didn't have a lunch. box, you can stuff the alligator in. Right, yeah. But this is just an insane thing. She's being charged with smuggling animals. Possessing soft-shell turtle

is against the law and possessing the eggs is against the law. So she has been, she's getting community service, 200 hours of community service and must donate $500 to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Committee.

Did you see in the article? It says, She broke the wall because she had an American alligator. So first we're letting all the Venezuelans get citizenship. Now the alligators are too. Fucking Biden. What are we doing? The other thing I learned from this article, Vinny, as you know, I have a lot of turtle friends in my other home. Yeah.

That I like to hang out with. You are allowed to grab one turtle per day in Florida. This woman had 41 turtles. That was 42 many. You're allowed to grab one each day. Interesting. So you got to go back every night at 3.30 to get any. One of your, like, officer, for the first six days this week, I didn't grab any.

So now I have seven tonight. Can you do it that way? I don't know. I haven't been in a month and a half. That's the argument. How much street cred do you think you get in the pen when they're like, hey, so what do you win for? It's like, well, turtle related crimes. Turtle related crimes.

Had too many soft shells. Don't fuck with me. I brought some contrabanding with me. There's an alligator stuffed up my ass. Watch out. I got a Cayman stuffed up there. That's actually just good security when you go to prison. It is a good idea.

All right. Speaking of women pulling things out of their pants, let's talk about Haley Bieber's sister, Alia Baldwin. Wow. This is some story. Now we're just doing TMZ shit, but why not? This is funny. Alia has been arrested following an alleged altercation with employees at a Georgia bar. This is TMZ.

They reported that she's 31 years old. She was arrested Saturday night after she came unruly at Club Elon, a bar in Savannah, Georgia. Now, she's accused of assaulting three staffers at the bar and even throwing a used tampon at a bartender in the employee bathroom. Now, so I have to admit something. I had a weird first thought when I saw this. When it said she threw a used tampon, my first thought was, how hot is she? Because wouldn't that make a difference? And then when you hear the name Baldwin, you're like, okay, well, she's a hottie.

Let me check it out. And then when you see she's not as hot as you expect her to be, you're like, throw the book at her. I do not even close. I do not want that chick to use tampon on my face. These celebrities are entitled brats. Set him to prison. But it said that she's like a model. Is her a profession?

I didn't understand that either. Of course she's a model. Her last name's Baldwin. Of course she's a model. Just like low hands are models. I can't stand celebrity offspring. They're the most annoying humans on Earth. Can I just say this though?

She's Stevens kid. That's true. She's not Alex. Barely a baldwin. Barely a baldwood. It's like her uncle's cool, but. your uncle's a murderer you know he's super religious right

Stephen Baldwin yes no mistake he went though I'm sure this is exactly the way he raised his children in church to be throwing their tampons and service them well the good news is they caught her because she left to trail trying to get away

somebody stepped on her string hold out I have audio of that I'll just slip it inside all over the place So she's accused of yaking the hair out of one of the security guards' head as he attempted to contain her. Another security guard also accused her of kicking him in the groin when he tried restraining her. The third employee, the female bartender, encountered Alaya when she attempted to enter the employee restroom. She was allegedly informed Alia would need a moment to vomit and change her tampon.

Yeah, she's a celebrity. She's not going to vomit with all the little people. Yeah. She's in the employee bathroom, an employee who's making drinks for everybody. whose important's got to take a fucking leak. You got to keep the party going. You've got to let the bartender go take a leak. So the bartender claimed to have waited for some time before she returned to the bathroom to check on her.

So this person's already going above and beyond and letting it slide. When the employee entered the bathroom, however, she alleged Alia hit her with the tampon. I said, listen, you guys have to go. She added that Baldwin had a scary look at her eyes. She claimed that Alia replied, don't you believe me? Do you want to see? because she was like, you need to change your tab out and go. And she's like, I'm doing it.

I'm doing it. Yeah, here's the proof bitch. Yeah. Cahley got it. I want to think it just stuck to her cheek for a minute. God damn it. Slowly slides down. The woman says it hit her in the face.

Yep. And hit her in the face. She went down to the bathroom with the other employee. Just like, oh, you got a thing. It's like, no, no, other side. Right? Yep. Yep.

Yep. Yeah. Almost got it. Almost got it. Almost got it. And before Alia got to the, do you know who I am. She claimed that she was just defending herself. It was also described her alleged disputes of the employees stating that Aaliyah could be seen in security footage

forcing her way into the locked employee bathroom. So she broke the door to get into the freaking thing. Yeah, but she had a vomit, Vinnie. It's such a bad story. There's worse places to vomit that the employee bathroom. Of course, she picked the sink, which wasn't great. But at least she found something. Yeah, she put out a statement.

Her attorney, Drew Feinling, didn't appear to dispute. any of the client's alleged actions. He said, Miss Aronov Baldwin traveled to Savannah, Georgia to celebrate the upcoming marriage of a close friend. Sadly, which should have been a celebratory girl's light out, unfortunately took an unexpected turn. Yeah, it turned into fucking Kerry for the bartender. Yeah, Stephen Baldwin's probably concerned, but he's more concerned.

This article is amazing. TMZ is the best, because we have a story about a Baldwin nobody cares about who did something completely disgusting and salacious. But this warps into, Stephen is asking everyone to pray for Haley and Justin. Yeah. It's Bieber's sister-in-law, right? That's why anyone cares about this story.

Is there, are they having a rocky time with their marriage? I hope so. I hope she beats the shit out of that little fuck. Carl gets it. So here's the thing that I'm concerned about. Please. This bartender is looking for a settlement.

This bartender is like, I am definitely going to be pressing charges and suing. There was bodily fluids on my face. She wants this to go away with a little like, ah, here's some hush money to settle down. Yeah, you're going to get some of that Steve and Baldwin money. Yeah, watch out. When did the Flintstones come out, 1993? This guy's got no money. He's got the party rubble bucks.

It probably would have been like if it was just a regular chick, the bartender's like, that fucking bitch. But then she's like, wait, wait, what is her last name? Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of emotional damage. She even said her statement was that was uncalled for. Yeah, it was quite rude. I agree. I don't know very many people who would call for that.

They're out there, but I don't know many of them. So, Carl, you sent me a story this morning. I did. And I had to do a little research into it. I found out some more information on what was going on here. Me too. Now, there's a high school in Oklahoma, Deer Creek High. and they were doing a fundraiser for this place called Not Your Average Joe's coffee shop.

Yeah, they're doing Pledge Week. Yeah. And they're trying to raise money for this coffee shop that hires folks with intellectual and developmental disabilities. Right. Yeah. You said that very well. Thank you. What it is.

Yep. One of the things they did to raise money, though, is a bit of a problem, in my opinion. Down syndrome bikini car wash? I said something I would have a problem. Right. Right, no, that actually made the most money. Dude, I would go to that in a second, the best day ever. My car would look like shit.

I was going to say, I was going to that, too. Hey, Jen, I got to use your car for today. Put that on the wheel of consequences, organize that. Now, that's too fun. Okay. You know, I want to do fun things. Okay. So here's a video.

They decided to have this fundraiser, and what they did was they had all the teachers take their shoes off. and dip their little toes in peanut butter. Yep. And then they have hilarity ensues with all the kids. Shall we watch? Yeah, so what we're seeing here. We're seeing children licking peanut butter off the toes of other people.

They're like, he is devouring them. Laying belly down on the gym floor. With a large crowd of people watching and enjoying this. could you imagine i'm glad that they have the black kid licking a black woman's toes because if they had him licking a white man's toes it would be a huge problem oh yeah because this isn't a huge problem this is already a huge problem but i'd just say this is insanity everything about this doesn't it constantly amaze you when shit like this happens and there wasn't one person in the chain to be like whoa whoa whoa yeah well let's not do that that's a bad idea

That's not a great idea. They called this clash of the classes that students pay to attend. It was a high school student from freshman to seniors and they volunteered to participate in various challenges between classes. Each of the kids signed up for the games ahead of time and no faculty or staff participated during the assembly. Yeah, so the school district, their official statement on this is that they weren't sucking the toes of teachers. Those were other students. Okay. Whatever.

Thanks for clarifying that. That makes it all right. It's not okay. They did say, though, that the administrators initially applauded students for their involvement in its wonderful weekend of fundraising, which raised $152,830. Yeah. What the fuck? For a coffee shop? Dude, the place was filled with just members of Nambla sitting in the stands throwing dollars like Super Chat.

That's a lot of money to raise. Holy shit. How much was it? I missed it. 152 grand. Yeah. Whoa. That pays for the peanut butter and then some.

Yeah. Does it pay for the therapy? Should we get cut up on Super Chats? I think a few came in. Yeah, let's do that, shall we? Since we moved over to the scum parade. All right, here we go. Got that one.

Got that one. James Gardner. Potatoes are just as creepy as these three. He is correct. That is true. dang lizard thanks for the two euros i'm from argentino like i see what you did there dang lizard here it's beautiful down there ab nine those two euros better be real euros motherfucker thanks for the four ninety nine do you accept chilled monkey braids and eyeball soup is bail money sirs

kalimah shakti day from glasgow scotland carl please bed kate nini i'm working on it sir thank you very much very good uh indiana jones references fat guy 6665 bucks new job sucks haven't seen you live in a while viny winnie and carlo you both rock thank you sir thank you thanks for tuning in live glad to have you back uh gardener fan two dollars go ahead carl it says re and then the word tired coffee shop customers get kool-lade i think i asked for grape coffee this is obviously blueberry Carl, you're in a band. You ever been in a band, Brian?

A long, long time ago was like 20. Yeah, I have no musical talent. But I understand that it is a brotherhood. And that like when you're in a band with other people, you really are thick and thin in it together. And a lot of great relationships are formed in bands. And a lot of terrible relationships come to a head in bands. Here's one of those stories, folks.

A small-time hardcore band has shot to viral fame over a bizarre tale that they released on their Instagram page. They're claiming this band is called La Lorna. They are claiming that the vocalist Diego attempted to force a transition on his bandmate by giving him pre-workout drinks laced with female hormones. Why did they ever think of this? There's been guys in my band who have some pretty hot girlfriends. I never even thought to do this.

Brian's out of this. He's like, I had nothing to do with this story. the vocal's goal, according to the post, was to make himself look more manly compared to his love rivaled Diego so that he could swoop in on the other, the singer's girlfriend. Yeah, the guy's name is Six. So Diego's the singer, right? Diego was trying to transition his bandmate Six so that Six's girlfriend would like him better. That's how I understood this story.

Is that how estrogen works? I don't think so, but I'm not a doubt. doctor. Well, this guy said it changed him a lot. That's true. Yes. It sounds like it was probably not great. I mean, look, I wouldn't want it to happen to me, but you got to take your hat off to this Diego guy. This is not a plan that most people would conceive of or follow through with. It's creative. Right. Yes. Right. Yeah. There's a stick to it in this in this as well as creativity. So somehow this dude works like a GNC or something. He's able to get this. He gets pre-workout stuff that he was, like, giving to this guy for free because they were in the band together.

I got you, bro. Here's some of this great pre-workout powder you mix or whatever. Hey, Benny, you know why this would never work on you? Why is that, Carl? Because you're never working out. Not true. I did three miles yesterday. Bitch.

In the car? No. On a treadmill, I swear. I approve. All right. All right. Well, in that case, I got a powder for you that I think is going to help you out a lot with your pre-workout.

Is it going to make my titty's more sensitive? I can only hope. I don't know. Now, this guy, Diego, admits to being obsessed with a partner, and he confessed to this bizarre act during a drinking binge. He got drunk and admitted it again via text message. Now, he claimed that he was cutting the pre-workout that he frequently gifts from his job with high amounts of estrogen.

He's been attempting to force the transition on him for five months, hoping that it would give him the opportunity to, quote, swoop in. Once he looked strongly and more masculine, in comparison this is insane instead of instead of him working out he's like I'm going to

feminize this guy right yes I'm not going to take steroids here's what six said this did to him I have had physical changes from the hormones besides stomach ulcers

weight loss and muscle fatigue that I will not get into as well as notable mental changes he wrote he will not pass off what he admitted to as a joke or confusion even his state of drunkenness

the members wrote what he did is discussing has had immense negative effects on my life and this guy has been in and out of the hospital what were the medical bills on that Carl they said? I didn't see the medical bills in there. Okay.

Either way, man, this guy has a serious amount of medical issues because of this, so don't do that at home, kids. Well, he's in a hardcore band, so he probably makes a ton of money. So I'm sure, fine. So let me get this straight. Diego is looking for a new band to sing for?

Yep. He's out of that band? He is. all right I'll just shoot him a note please we could use a singer you certainly could they have the band they have the band's logo

which in the the tradition of black metal and hardcore is almost impossible to read it's like totally you gotta love that you gotta love anti-marketing all right folks

I want to introduce you to a guy named Matthew Chantellos or his stage name is what he's known by folks I want you to meet here he is Matt King everybody have you seen this Carl

I'm not this is the guy we're talking about right now here he comes there you does this look fun to you at all would you want to do this it's funny you say that I wrote down in my notes who's looking for Elvis impersonators in 2024

for who is this interesting to tell you what i went to graceland two years ago and they they had it was a whole big thing where they had like elvis and they don't call them impersonators that's offensive you call them tribute artists i learned i'm sorry my bad that's what i learned yeah okay and some of these guys i got to admit i was like holy shit they're good like it's not like your it's not your your your uh your cocktail party elvis you know that you hire to walk around and, you know, act like Elvis, I guess. Like, these dudes are like, like, one of them, I think, was on Broadway. He was so good.

Elvis died before I was born, before Vinny or I were born. And people are still like, God, I miss Elvis. I wish I could see someone who looks just like him. I blame the movie that just came out for this situation we're about to discuss. It's been going on for a long time. Well, for the situation we're about to discuss. Yeah. Now, on February 23rd, a federal grand jury indicted 45-year-old.

Matthew Chantellos, or as we know him, Maddie King, on three counts related to the interstate sexual exploitation of minors. Hold on, are we going to get to hear him sing at least or something? All we saw was the band playing. Here we go. Oh, he plays guitar too, all right. I wouldn't have taken the glass stop if I were him, but. He looks at North Carolina, California, you're all in the mind.

He looks like John Kerry. I was going to say his face looks like Elvis if Elvis grew up on three-mile island. Yeah, yeah, definitely. I hate the fingers moving. Oh, that is so weird. He might be lip-sinking, too. I don't even know that was sinking up all the way, but the voice sounds good. Yeah.

I'll give it to him. All right, so I say not guilty. What are the charges? according to the indictment in around october twenty twenty three and in around january twenty four he allegedly used persuaded induced and enticed a minor to engage in sexually explicit conduct for the purpose of producing a visual depiction of that conduct that's not good so in other words he was getting young girls to do sexual things so he could film it and watch it now he was arrested at a motel in summit township pennsylvania after

he was caught with a naked 16 year old runaway not even a hotel told us not as many Elvis fans out there as it used to be yeah this guy does have the right idea though the victim claims she met him on a social media and he gave her vodka and they exchanged nude photographs oh is that a crime now giving teenage runaways vodka that's a crime well here's the thing

you're a 45 year old guy the kid's not going to stick around long if there isn't something in it for them so he's like I got vodka good point let me see your tits it is weird man like that like some guys are able to make these connections. Like, I don't think there's any signal a 16-year-old could give me that would make me think, like, oh, she wants me. Right.

Right. I don't relate to them on any level. Yeah, I would just never read it as such. But, like, there are guys like this that are like, hey, man, you want to trade some naked pictures? And she's like, sure, Elvis, why not? Hey, there, a little lady. You all see some pictures.

Yeah, like, how lame is this girl that, like, oh, she should be a laughing stock amongst her friends. They're like, you gave an Elvis impersonated naked pictures of you. So do you think he calls his dick tiny Elvis? Yeah. You're a hundred percent too. They used to do on S&L. Oh, man.

He's just like, everything about this is creepy. And this Elvis movie just came out that Austin Butler did it, played Elvis. All the girls are into Elvis now again because of that. They thought he's super hot. That's not true. It is true. All these girls are crushing on that Austin Butler dude. And then there's this fucking 45-year-old fat fuck.

who's going around? I was like, I can do it too. I'm Elvis. You saw the movie, right? Well, I'm the real Elvis kind. I got a band. Come meet me at this motel room. I'll give you vodka. What a rude awakening that is. You're in your motel. You're chilling out with your naked runaway. Then all of a sudden it's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, cops at the door. Yeah, talk about like, bliss to just the worst day of your life right there. He's facing between 15 and 60 years in prison and a $750,000 fine. You know, Brian, he's probably thinking to himself, life doesn't get better than this.

And he was right. Yeah. It's all that out there. $750,000 fine or both. Man, he's going to wish he was in a hardcore band. No, what were 15 to how many years? 60. 60.

Now, that Australian dude, Carl's creep, like he only got 36 years. I don't understand like the way. And that was the most anyone's ever gotten. And he was fucking boys if he had AIDS. Yeah, I know what you mean. How does you not get more time? It is odd, although I will say that America has more people incarcerated than any other country in the world. And there's a reason for that.

We like locking people up for a long time. So that was our scum parade for this week, folks. Let's hit up the rest of our super chats and pull this train into the station, shall we? You got to spin a wheel, buddy. Damn, ass. What's the other seven? He's like, all right, so that was a fun show today. Brian, thanks for coming. Tell him Steve, Dave.

I was trying really hard. Catch you next time. I was trying really hard. Fast, fat guy, 666. Thanks. I wonder how many people got off to that, really. A lot. I imagine a lot. Michael C. is Vinnie balding before subredits surfing live? Yes, absolutely. Is it taking years off your life, Vinny?

A little bit. A little bit. Dang Lizard, thanks for the two euros. Elvis is still alive down here in Argentina. I love dang lizard. That's amazing. He's always changing out his profile pick. That's a funny one. Dang lizard rules.

So what are we going to put in for number seven, Carl? What do we want to do? Oh, do we get any good suggestions that came in? It can't be a podcast with Phil. Last call, folks. We need some suggestions. Now, just a reminder, the first one is winner's choice. The second one is murder and makeup, just like that Bailey Syrian.

I will get someone, I will get one of Todd's drag queen friends over here to give me a full makeover, as I tell you, a disgusting crime story. Number three is Patreon and Super Chat Money goes to the winner until the next time he spins. Tom Meyer's stand-up marathon. He's put so much work out into the world. You get to watch it all. Number five, break a toy with a hammer. I guess you get to pick something off my shelf and smash it. DeWired Christian has a good idea

What is that? So you know we have the Tom Myers Marathon What about queer kid stuff marathon Where you have to sit and watch all the videos On their YouTube channel I don't want to be intoxicated Yeah I know podcast with Brian Johnson for the wheel

That's horrible That's not a consequence What's we're talking about Michael C So mean Would Brian lose Yeah right What did Brian do to deserve this

Taking shrapnel over here That's a done Vinnie would die laughing Oh here we go Asshole railing on rig camera Yeah Until somebody posts it on the next store app and that's when your

consequence is finally finished. Look at this fat guy rubbing his ass on the railing outside. Oh, no. I don't know, guys. You better give me something good because I'm going to spin this wheel. I'm saying queer kid stuff marathon. That's where I'm going with. But we already have a Tom Myers

marathon on there. So? It's very different. You're actually like it's the same form of entertainment. It's very rude to Tom Myers. All right. That one's worse, actually. All right, so didn't we do podcast? Wasn't podcast series one based on your choice?

Like the winner picks the topic. I don't know why we don't write this shit down because we had some really good ideas come through this this time. All right. What do you want it to be, many? You want it to be a podcast series? I'm going to go kitten tea party. Do you want to be a podcast series and I get to choose? I don't want that, actually.

What you have to podcast about? Eat a five-course Scottish meal. Ooh, no, come on. thank you for thank you for that car terrible idea oh donate to BLF fuck you uh all right go drunk driving and laura cop into your driveway yes that's fun pretend to be drunk get the cops like drive and swerve end up getting points taking on my license for reckless driving and fucking around with the cops that'll be great yeah like 200 empty cores light cans in the back all right i'm gonna go with podcast of carl's choice topic will be your choice

All right, podcast series of my choice will be number seven. All right. And, of course, number eight is past the spin to me, right? Yep. That's what we don't want. Yes, it is. And it has to make one full rotation. Shout out to Locky for our amazing wheel of consequences that we have back there behind Vinny.

Locky is the greatest. So, here we go. Locky's up to a lot of great work for shows in the dabbled verse. But this is fantastic. Vinny's back there, ready to spin the wheel. He's trying to be strategic. Where does he start from? Where does he want?

Started at number one. Start at one. Where's he wanted to land? It didn't make it one. No, no, no, no. It's got to make it all the way around. You got to spin that thing hard, buddy. It's got a wooden tongue.

What do you get? Fiddy, come on. Come on. You got us get it one time around for it to count. There we go. Number two is the answer. Murder and makeup video. Perfect.

I love this. This is great. Which kiss character you're going to go with? I want to go with a sparkly. I want to go with a sparkly. I want to go with a sparkly Paul Stanley, like the real one. I love it. Perfect.

Oh, Christ. All right. Murder and makeup video coming up. Brian Johnson from Tell him, Steve, Dave. Is there anything else we could plug for you today, my friend? Because you're fantastic and we love you. That's probably about it. Yeah, that.

And if you like that, then you can go to our Patreon. But I wouldn't suggest you go to Patreon first. Yeah, get into the show first. Hang out. See if you like it. Learn the cast of characters, get to know them. Mm-hmm. And then get addicted to it.

that's right and don't forget folks last call suburb surfing live is this saturday night if you want to grab tickets if you're in the upstate new york area and you want to come out and hang out with caro myself producer chris andy trucker andy's twin brother joe the all apologies podcast my buddy tommy becktold's going to show up for a while brymy mcbride might even be there and most importantly cardiff electric will be there in person those names fell off that fucking cliff you were going through the list I don't know about that Tommy Becktold is the most famous of all of us So except for maybe Brian All right kids That's sad I'm telling you This is a real low level of We're gonna have to really make it up with content

And I think we're going to so March 22nd Largo for to WATP Live.com for tickets We'll see you there All right thank you. It's nice to be important It's more important to be nice One more time shout out to Mahalia And we're out of here Hell yeah

We're out of here That should be the sign office Is it a Gagia? Mahalya. Hell yeah. Thank you.