The Creep Off - Episode 206: Pop Rocks & Coke

Episode Date: March 18, 2024

in preparation for WATP live this weekend in Florida, Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for biggest Creep from Tampa Bay! We also meet Red-Head Meg our latest results girl contestant: In our Cop Cam segment we meet the drunkest man ever: In the Scum Parade we learn about a new law, meet the best/worst former cop and a very strict father. Florida Middle Schoolers Arrested for Allegedly Creating Deepfake Nudes of Classmates | WIREDErie County man accused of using a cattle prod to discipline his young children (cleveland19.com)Mississippi cop Michael Green forced detainee to lick up own urine off jail cell floor (nypost.com)Blaise Taylor, former Titans scout, charged in poisoning death of girlfriend, unborn child (wsmv.com)

A new Jamarmalade project. Oh. Hey, dude. Yo. We got so much to get to today. Oh, yeah? Excited for the show. Really?

Yep. We're almost done with the results girl competition. I hope that's not true. I hope more come in. Well, we'll find out. But as of right now, we're on our last contestant. And so that would be a reminder to all of you ladies. You want to get in on this.

You have until next Monday. It's been a good competition so far, I have to say. Heated, heated battle. I like them all so far. We'll see about today. I'm voting for the field. Okay, let's get going, shall we? Yep.

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of thing. I'm going to give the people what they want, sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! Guess where you just got into Cool Guysone? A little disgusting vomit-inducing thing.

Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true cry podcast, the show about creeps, by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinnie. And joining me today in the studio, you know him. You love them. Carl What is happening Vinnie Paulino?

Let's see that dick Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's too early. I didn't say that. I am not that forward. Much too early in the show for that, my friend. How dare you doing? I'm great.

I'm great. It's Tampa Week, baby. We're kicking off Tampa Week. We're getting the fuck out of Rochester. Yes, we are. We just did Subredit Surfing Live. We made everybody come here and now we're getting the fuck out.

Yeah, well, it's good timing, too. I think it's going to be a lot nicer. in Tampa than it is up here. Yeah. I'm very upset that you booked it at this time. I'm very upset. I'm still mad at you for trying to get started John here in March. Are you still

mad at me? No. Good. So if I had that shot collar, you would have just gotten nailed, buddy. You're right. My bad. All right. Good call. Good call. I'm going to stop it. I'm going to stop it right now. Thanks. I live in a SJ Free World, everybody. Wow. Yeah, good luck with that. Hey,

I have to tell you, today is a very special holiday. Ah, I believe. It is Super Chat Monday. It certainly is, everybody. So I have a very happy Super Chat Monday, everyone. People in the chat are already celebrating. Look at this. Gartner fans already celebrating.

Always the creepiest creeps. Thanks for the horror. You're welcome. That's what we're here for. We're going to bring that today. And my boy, Simon 3, 4, 3, 5 bucks says, happy Super Chat Monday. See you in Largo, Carl. Awesome.

We'll see you there. I'm really looking forward to us. that a threat, Simon? Oh, speaking of which, in the Discord, there's a WATP meetup channel. That's where people go and talk about where we're going to be in Tampa, whatever was going to be doing, we're going to be hanging out. I know there's a meetup Friday morning, 8 a.m., a conservative grounds. But the other thing we have to talk about is Hulk Hogan's place. Brother. Thursday night, you want to go there? More than anything I could possibly think of. Let's do that then. Thursday.

night if you're in the Tampa area come hang out with us after I get done with the who are these socials we'll hot down there I'll be there I'll start there in the afternoon they serve drinks right yeah of course I'll hang out all they there just in case one of the holsters family shows up oh I can't wait

or if Hulk comes there to personally remove me that'd be amazing I want to say hey to gut thanks for the five bucks Ola Creepos love you Vinnie Carl you're tolerable I appreciate that gut everybody's celebrating today I love it This is a very festive holiday.

And you know what else we have to celebrate? Tell me. You talked about it in the cold open. Sure did. We have another contestant for the results girl contest. Now, the problem is there's no results today. It's not a problem. Oh, good.

I gave her an assignment. Oh, good. Okay. Today, she's not going to be our results girl. Today she's going to be our category girl. And she is going to tell us what we're doing on today's episode and give us a little update as to what we're working with as far as the game. Excellent. So without any further ado, I'd like to introduce our next contestant, Redhead Meg, everybody, Redhead Meg.

Hey, what's up, Meg? Hello, Curry Burinos. Welcome to the program. We had the pleasure of meeting you in Detroit twice, I believe. You came to both of our Detroit shows. Yes, I did. It's a lot of fun to see you again here. Thank you for throwing your hat, your flower, so to speak.

Aren't the live show so much fun, Meg? Shouldn't people definitely get their tickets at WATP Live.com? They should. And they should also go to hackomania.com to, you know. Let's not confuse the promotion. Go to the creepoff show. We'll promote that after Largo. Finally, what I like.

People. W2BLive.com is the only URL you need to know. We'll start talking about hackamania next week. Correct. Oh, I see. It's all hackamania all the time. So, Megan, why don't you, do your audition as you prepare. Let's get ready for today's contest. You're going to kick us off

for it. Ready. Scene. Begin. Okay, pokey. So last week we had a scum parade. So there were no results to read, which is okay because today the contest will continue and the current score is Carl with one, Vinnie with zero. Yeah, I like that. Can we get a drop of her saying Vinny with zero? No. That's good. No, we cannot. Well, in honor of WATP going to Florida this Friday, this week's category is biggest creep from Tampa Bay.

All right, so we both brought Zumach, I assume. Yeah. All right, we'll just have different presentations. Yeah, I got the, I got the. get the early years you're going to take the list. Yeah, you got Cleveland, and I have L.A. to Tampa. Yeah, perfect. But last but not least, tickets are on sale now for Who Are These Podcasts live at W.

That is correct. Or go to Who Are These.com. There's a link right on our homepage for your tickets. All right. We've hoard for that. The Mechanical, A, thanks for the five bucks. Happy Super Chat Monday, everyone. and remember to celebrate by voting for Vinny.

That's not how you celebrate Super Champ Monday, Mechanical Day. That's not how you do it. He's doing pretty good. I'm honored to be here on such a holidays this. It is a very special day for you, Megan. So, yes, we do have a contest today. We'll be competing for who can bring the biggest creep from Tampa to get our Tampa week started.

Yep. What a way to warm up to a town, huh? It's good stuff. It is. So, Megan, where can people follow you if they'd like to? Well, I have an Instagram account that I recently made, and my handle is Cabuz I Can. It's K-A-B-U-Z-I-K-K-N. All right.

Wow. That's unique. I will not remember that. I can. I'm sure you'll get a lot of people signing up over there. All right, Megan. Thank you so much. We will see you.

Hold on a second. I mean, she's not getting as much air time as the others have gotten. So let me just ask a quick question. Please. Megan, tell us a little bit about yourself, how you found the creep-off. And there's people in the chat who want to know if you're single and like cats. I do like cats. I have an orange cat.

I am not single. I actually found out about the whole WATP universe through my boyfriend. And during the pandemic, he was very adamant on listening to all of the different not podcasts he should not be listening to. So you found a cool boyfriend. Congratulations on that. Yeah, that's pretty good. I'm very, very lucky. He said, well, you know what, you should try this other thing called The Creep-off.

So what I do for a living is currently I'm an Amazon dispatcher slash Amazon delivery driver. Okay. And I would listen to The Creep-off on my way to a stop. Sometimes our delivery areas can range from 30 minutes away to an hour away. so it gave me a decent amount of time. I also had to invest in a cochlear headphones so that I'm not broadcasting it out to the world. Smart, yes.

You do not want to be playing the creep off on your phone and walking into residential areas or businesses or anywhere people might be. You know, I asked, Meg and I were chatting a little bit before this started, Carl, and she told me she went to a very weird place over there in Michigan that you might need to check out. Oh.

And then she also has an idea for the, The Wheel of Consequences inspired by that place. Where was it, Megan? What was it called? It's called Frankenmuth, also known as Little Bavaria. Oh, I like it. Yep. A very touristy attraction kind of town.

Do they have beer anywhere around there? Oh, lots of beer. Nice. Many places to grab the beer. Sometimes, depending, you could walk outside with some of the beer. They have a huge thing going on for a. October fest happening. But my consequence idea is just from wandering around all of the people working there

were either wearing these little dresses in honor of Bavaria, but the men were wearing leader hosen. And I think a good consequence idea would be the full leader hosen outfit, including the cute little hat, the suspenders. I have to pull that out of the closet, huh? I have to find that at the back of my closet. That's what I said. I bet she's got one already.

I bet you's already got one. What do you feel? How do you feel about the later hosen concept? I think that's fun. I like that one. Why she was saying that I was thinking about, we could also go full Scottish kilt and do that for a day. Full Roddy Piper.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. See, you would like that too much because they just pretend to be Roddy Piper. How about this? How about we throw full Roddy Piper? You have to wear the kill. but then you have to go in half blackface like when he did that shit

where he was talking shit about the junkyard dog great idea WWE scrubbed that Google Roddy Piper blackface later great idea if you want to see what that's about well Megan thank you for that I like that idea actually I'm going to add it to the wheel all right awesome as long as you write it down

I won't all right thanks Megan kabuzai cat everybody on Instagram follow Megan All right, Megan. We'll see you again soon. Bye-bye. All right. Another lovely addition. Yeah, man. All of them are lovely. To the competition. I don't know how we're going to figure this one out.

I don't either. We're going to let everybody vote. So what I'm going to do is we're going to leave this open for a couple more days, probably until Wednesday. And then I'm going to set up a Patreon vote. So it's to be open to everybody, but it's going to be on our Patreon page. And there'll be links to it. We'll make sure everybody knows where to go. you'll be able to vote for Danny you'll be able to vote for Mehalia you'll be able to vote for Megan

and then you'll be able to vote for Redhead Meg and if we have anybody else we're going to postpone that vote and we'll let them audition Sounds good All right now we have a competition to do Carl You're in the lead I am so that means you have to go first I believe

Let's do it All right Creepiest person from Tampa And I actually did not go with Chad Zumak. I found someone who's a slightly worse than Chad. And I'll just give you this overview.

And then you have some video clips over there. I'm going to have you play. But let's start with this. Ronnie O'Neill shot his girlfriend with a shotgun. She called 911. She exited the residence. Ronnie chased her down

and beat her to death with the shotgun. He then stabbed his daughter with an axe. It was referred to as a tomahawk in one report and stabbed his son with a knife. Ronnie then set his daughter and son on fire using gasoline. That's right. Ronnie O'Neill III is my creep, and that pretty much summarizes what he was up to.

A hundred ways to kill your family with Rodney O'Neill. Right. You could use a knife. You can use a tomahawk. You can use a shotgun or the backs. The blunt end of a shotgun, even. You can use a knife, right? Yeah.

So this is a fun little incident that happened. Apparently he's hanging out with his girlfriend. He's also the mother of his two children. And he decides that she's been possessed by the devil. Oh, one of these again? He says that she has a white devil in her. The worst kind of devil there is the white kind. Yeah.

So he chases her. She was going to work on time. She was investing our money. She had a white devil in her. I knew it. You open a bank account? What the fuck? This is so responsible of you.

Car insurance. Car insurance. Wow. Vinny started it this time Vinny started it She hushed him in the movies I'm just kidding everybody So yeah apparently

Chased her into her daughter Who by the way is special needs Mentally handicapped Daughter's room She's hiding in the daughter's closet He comes in with the shotgun Shoots her in the arm The daughter witnesses all of this

So then she runs out Calls 911 runs out He chases her down in the yard, beats her to death, with the shotgun, goes back inside, gets an axe to chop up the special needs daughter, and then attacks his son and stabs him. Now, here's the miracle of this, Vinny. Even though he stabbed his son multiple times and set him on fire, his son got out and survived. Wow.

And what's fun about this is that Ronnie O'Neill III decided to defend himself. He declined having an attorney try to defend him. He's like, now, I got this. Hold my beer. And so it's a rare case where the father got to cross-examine the son, who was a witness, in the case. Now, they didn't have the son in the courtroom. He was on video call. But if you play my number four, this is him talking to his son about the incident.

Okay, hold on, number four. Yep. So I'll walk around and say. Like some words. And do you remember what words your father told you to say? Uh, Al-A-A-F-A-Far? Yes.

Did he do something to your sister? Yes, he, uh, hit there with an axe. Okay, so that's him testifying before the cross-examination. I didn't set that up perfectly. Oh, no. Right. That was the, uh, the prosecutor asking him about. that. So apparently, I hate parents when they try to bring up their kids religious. I know. Yeah. What can I do? I see you're shooting at mom. What can I do to help dad? Well, if you were said a couple, Al-Aqbar's, that would be helpful. You got it, pop. You got it, buddy. I remember when I was a kid. I used to help my dad around the house, too. Yeah, right. Okay, so this kid's 11 years old at this time. He was eight when the incident happened. So three years later, he's testifying. And this is the question, my clip number five, this is the question that Ronnie O'Neill asks his son.

I don't like what this is labeled. Did you see me shoot your mom? No. Did I hurt you that night of this incident? Yes. I did. And how did I hurt you? He stabbed me.

And investigators have said that Ronnie O'Neill tried to set his, son and their house on fire yeah so this guy's not a good lawyer no he's not great did i hurt you that night yeah you stand me multiple times you don't remember that then you set me on fire you don't dad come is this guy going for the who me defense yeah he's like this kid's making this shit up that by the way he had 30 30 of his body was burnt coming out of that house so it's really a miracle that he survived wow and um this is great because the way that this guy closing arguments, and really this whole case is just ridiculous. Yeah, yeah.

So I want to play a couple of customers closing arguments because this is a lot of fun. So he's trying to intimidate the prosecution. He's like, he's supposed to be addressing the jury, like they didn't prove this. He's saying that there's doctored 911 call, there's doctored video. He's claiming that they set him up,

that he didn't do this. Yeah. And so my obviously. My clip number one, this is him yelling at the prosecutors. And like I told you earlier, you will know the truth, whether in this trial or the next one, better believe it. Okay. Because if you think I'm here to put around with you all, God damn on that.

All right, Mr. O'Neill, please stop using swearing language. It's not appropriate in a closing argument. Thanks, Bob. Would you want that guy pissed at you? Do you see the way he's looking at I'm not here to play around Ask my wife Do you see the way he's looking at these attorneys

He's like you're next motherfuckers What do you think the bailiff is doing during that Because he's got to be like every time he raised his voice He's got to be like flinching No shit God damn All right so this is my clip number two This is the prosecutor

Objecting He's like this is not how you do Your closing arguments there Yeah says you now he played a recording that was sped up why didn't you play the regular recording that people can understand what the call was saying objection to the defendant asking me questions your honor i'm talking to people mr o'neill listen please just keep in mind this is not personal towards the prosecutors please keep your comments directed towards the evidence and the law thank you He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, that guy was just hired to make this argument against you, sir. He's not actually the problem here. You realize that, right? This guy isn't a creep. He's kind of fun. He's kind of adorable. He's fucking nuts, dude. Yeah, he's crazy.

Well, listen to what he says at the very end of his closing argument. My clip number three here, this might not be the best strategy. I like how you have this one labeled, tell it like it is. Yeah. Okay. You heard Mr. Khalil Brown, you've been hearing me for two weeks now, telling you that they committed criminal acts against me with the 901 calls in that fraudulent video that they just showed y'all. Now, I'm going to prove it to you. Okay, okay.

Please tell me. actually sure that I only hit Kenyatta Barron three times. You heard. I called him to tell you that I ain't running from none. They didn't call Kalil Brown to tell you that. I did. You have to ask yourself why that is. Because I want you to know the actual facts.

I did kill Kenya out of ban. But I want you to tell it like it is if you're going to tell her. So he's mad that they're saying he killed her with hitting her more than three times. And he's going, no, no, no, no, I did kill her. But I only heard those three times. That's it. The witness I brought in even said that. He saw me hit her three times.

Pretty good argument, huh? any pretty good closing statement not guilty well the judge might disagree with you on that my head is spinning that is insane he's amazing right they found incompetent to represent himself i don't know why i don't know why that is i think they know why it is because they were just like come on come on you're i don't it's watch it is pretty fun all right so this is uh my my clip number six here this is the judge sentencing our our boy oh 19 years I've been at this job. I've seen human beings killed at the hands of others in every way imaginable.

You name it, I've seen it. Shooting, statutes, drownings, suffocates. Nobody told me to brag it. Cars and DUI manslaughter cases. Horrible things. This is the worst case I have ever seen as far as the facts go. Okay. The worst thing she's ever seen.

So Ronnie O'Neill III. on July 23rd, 2021 was given three life sentences without the possibility of parole plus 90 years running consecutively. So they really don't want this guy getting out of prison ever and he's not going to. Yeah. But let me just wrap this in a nice little bow.

Okay, I'm interested. Because Ronnie O'Neill 3rd, his son, Ronnie O'Neill 4th, is the kid he tried to kill. Yeah. Stabbed him, set him on fire. Well, on November 25th, 2019, Ronnie the 4th was adopted by Detective Mike Blair who cared from the night of the murders. Ryan of the 4th changed his name to Ronnie Blair when he joined the family of seven, including Mike and his wife and their five other children aged 16 to 23.

Mike recalled the night of the murders saying that there was no expectation Ronnie would live. And then he considers Ronnie's recovery to be a miracle of the adoption. Ronnie says that he is loved and part of the family. So the detective who showed up on the crime scene then adopted this kid and brought. brought him into his family. I'm going to say that's truly amazing. I know. I understand we're doing a lot of ball washing for police officers lately, and I apologize

for that. But that's pretty incredible. Good on him. Good on Detective Mike Blair. So, Carl, are you all done now with that? I am. Vote for Carl at the creepoff.com. Ronnie O'Neill, the third. And actually, if you want to pull up the super chat that I saw come in, I think this person

has a pretty good idea as well. Well, hold on. We missed a couple. Oh, yeah, we did miss a couple. Andrew Gonzalez says Jessica looks different this week Thanks for the five bucks Agreed

She's doing she's trying a different look Live wean two bucks says Isotopes amazing a tier for Eddie cover Carl wins That's correct live wean Check out the isotopes A tier for Eddie on YouTube You can see us playing it live

At this very club actually No shit During the pandemic This club was nice enough To let us play a couple shows For the cameras Because we weren't a lot of people here Yeah I was really nice to you

You were um ladies and gentlemen i know carl hates him when i start off my creep like that but i implore you to listen yeah if i had the taser i'll just get into this my creep today he has a couple of great nicknames some call him the handyman other people call him the granny killer okay but his friend's called him mike carl okay i was going to say handyman's not so bad nope nope nope and i would say the granny killer is really light it's pretty light you could call kovorkovorky in that i like what he did yeah certainly edwin bernard mike cap rat the third was a smart but easily enraged young kid he was prone to violent outbursts as a child he'd bully younger smaller children nobody likes a bully

carl well that's who you bully though you don't bully the bigger kids yeah but he was such a bully that like the teachers couldn't get him to stop like punching shit so they brought in like these big dolls for him to punch instead of other kids oh fun have you ever heard of anything like this take it out on this thing over here yeah they're like go punch it Watch this please. Yeah. Weird. Yeah, agreed.

So he began drinking by the age of 12. He grew up into a violent, addicted adult. His father later said his son at one point attempted to murder his younger son and sexually assault his wife. She. Like stepmother. Now, he also went into hiding from his son for a very long time. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, he tried to rape her. So they went in hiding. Who amassed us? Anyway, gone. All right. Either way. So February 21st, 1991, a gentleman named Lee Anthony Begay, 27, was found beaten to death on the beach in Courtney Campbell Mangroves.

Caprit used Bugby's credit card to buy gas. A warrant was put out for his arrest, but he fled to New Jersey and he ended up turning himself in. Now, they charged him with the murder. They also questioned him on an attack on another man found set on fire alive near the same causeway the day after that attack. now our creeps have two things in common they're both uh the third and uh they both set their victims on fire oh boy did he i got uh hold on carl and this wasn't outside of the uh israeli no this was a Tampa okay this is Tampa so he ends up getting off on these charges they didn't have enough evidence against him he said he found the card you know he

whatever they couldn't prove he did anything so he ends up getting up getting convicted of using the dead man's credit card he's given house arrest guess where they made him serve his house at his parents house his dad who doesn't like him because he tried to rape his wife yeah so now he's at the house for two years he's out of house arrest by may of 93 now his parents threw him out the second his house arrest was over he moves in with his sister by the late summer now he made a great impression on everybody in his new neighborhood caro uh by beating the shit out of his girlfriend in the front yard now neighbors witnessed it they said first he pushed her to the ground her purse went flying then he grabbed her by the hair put her over his shoulder and hauled her back

into the house screaming that's what the next door neighbors gave him another nickname carl they referred to him as the neanderthal well what did she do to deserve this are you going to explain that part of it was she being lippy was she talking to her in a movie what was going on i don't know what she was doing i'm guessing not talking in a movie while she was on the front line this is him by the way he's a very handsome man. He looks like he could be a artist on TV. Happy little trees, everybody. Happy little trees. Yeah, he's like to teach you to paint or something.

I wanted to make sure you got a glimpse of this fucking sociopath. Good news, though, Carl, his father decided to give him a second chance and hired him to work for him in his handyman business. That was very nice of him. Now, he did a great job for approximately seven weeks.

During those seven weeks, Mike went on a spree, buddy. Uh-oh. And it started with Sophia Francis Garrity. She's an 80-year-old widowed woman who lived alone. And on August 7, 1993, a fire erupted through her hope killing her. It was ruled accidental. But it turns out that he ended up confessing to this later.

So that was the first one. He said an old lady's house on fire and she burned alive. Okay. Now, William and Alice Whitney, these two. He's bringing to fire this guy. He's into a lot of things, Carl. We're going down a quick list. All right.

Now, this is a lovely old couple. They're in their 80s. And William was 84 and Alice was 83. They were trying to sell their house. And one day, they are just attacked and beaten in the middle of the day by someone pretending to be interested in the house. Their house was set on fire but did not burn down. Both people survived but were hospitalized. Alice had Alzheimer's and she couldn't, she was like no use to the cops.

She just had a black guy. And she was like, is it a tie for breakfast? And then the other guy He got beat so bad He was like a vegetable And he never came out of it So now we're going to the next day, Carl August 18th

A woman named Ruth Goldsmith Dies in a fire at her mobile home It was the whole thing was burnt down She was 70 years old And she unfortunately lived next to a woman named Lydia Riddle Carpet decided to escalate his attacks at this point Because

I'm shocked that there's mobile homes in this area yeah who would have thought yeah yeah well that one there's one less of them thanks to bike keep earth that one down but imagine being 70 years old and living in a mobile home my grandma did my mom's mom that woman was from kansas she was fucking weird and she lived in a trailer till she died your family's fucking crazy yeah man dude i'm fucking crazy i know i'm learning that So Here's what I like about this guy There's only what day I like

He liked a good prank phone call Oh me too So he would just be calling old women Why is your house burning down jerky Hey Why is it so hot in your room right now jerky? How you doing that sizzle tits Is your titty's on fire

I fell down the stairs And my shoes fell off And then my house burned down Very hurt Is your house on fire too It might be on fire you should check Well, his next two victims, Carl, started getting obscene phone calls, heavy breathing, violent threats, sounds of masturbating into the phone. And they weren't the only ones.

These calls were happening all over town. Jagging it, jacking it, jacking it, spike it, spike it in it, smack it. And crank it into the phone. Now, please do not let me forget the phone calls. We'll get back to that in a minute. But I mentioned a woman named Lydia Riddle. now she's 79 years old she lived in the mobile home next door to the other lady

and uh on september 2nd a couple weeks after this police determined that she had been bound with a duct tape raped and then had a bunch of her blankets piled up on top of her and set on so now he's not just setting old people on fire or just beating them fucking up and trying to set their house on fire now he's straight up raping old women Carl don't get too upset

Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. Police told the media she had received at least three phone calls for what sounded like the same man in the week before her death. Apparently, he broke in, prying open a utility door. Now, because of the suspicious nature of the fire, i.e. her being raped and tied up, they're like, hey, didn't her neighbor's house burn down like a month before? Right. Now they're starting to put it together. That leads us to Lorraine Alice Burnham Dog. It's like those assholes running the faucets and home alone.

You can't have a calling card It's a bad idea It is Now this woman Her name Like I said is Al She was 87 years old She lived at home

They found her dead in her home Wrapped in a bed spread Pillows and shit on fire It looked like it had set on fire But the fire went out He didn't do a very good job But she had been also raped pretty hard All around the world

He went on this 87 year old woman And the good news is though she fought pretty hard because they found her dentures next to her body with a chunk of flesh in it that they kept it off part of this motherfucker's shoulder and that her dentures fell how well he was raping her. That's fun. But they found out later that she died in probably the most heinous way of all of them. Oh, yeah?

Because after he was done raping her, he thought she was having a heart attack, so he stomped on her neck till it snapped. so fun fact the dad did maintenance work for all of these people oh okay yeah there's a connection there the dad is the one who had put the for sale side in the front of the house of those two people got the shit kicked out of him this guy was just beating up all and murdering all of his dad's clients and raping them all these fucking old people are probably not helping the business i would imagine definitely not doing his father any right yeah probably not the police get It's a bad boy right there.

Anonymous tip. This guy's got a connection through the dad. The cops start following him around. And they start investigating. They put surveillance on him. They put out warrants for his car home in person. They asked for 50 pubic hairs off of this guy, just to match it to the rapes.

And they arrested him outside of his parents' house. And he immediately confessed Carl. Okay, good. 22 counts, including four murders in the attack on the Whitney. burglary and arson. The USA Today named him the Granny Killer, but I think he should be the Granny Raper Slash Killer

because he did a little bit of both. Yeah. Well, what about all the arson too? And also, you started this up talking about how he's an alcoholic and stuff, but does that, have anything to do with any of this? No, he's a sociopath insane person. This is a psycho.

This is a maniac. You think your guy was a maniac because he murdered his family? This guy murdered a bunch of other people's old grandmothers. In fact, one of those grandmothers, they loved her. They called her the cookie lady. all the kids on the street he murdered the fucking cookie later he raped the cookie lady and set her

on fire everyone so in florida they tried him separately for all of these yeah and the first two he got the death penalty so they stopped charging him with everything and they're just like whatever they left him in jail he tried to kill himself when he first went in but he failed because he's a pussy so they give him too he's got two death sentences on him and uh in prison turns out he kind of liked it oh okay he was bragging about how he was getting along he was doing the uh uh what is it george bluth in prison just like having the time of his life this is going great he said he was playing the stock market reading paperbacks uh having a great old time until some other guys just decided oh this is the dude who was raping and murdering grandma so

they stabbed him to death at april of 1995 and that's the way the news goes This man was a truly heinous, disgusting individual who got off on raping old women. We don't like sex with old women, do we, Carl? No, we do not. That's gross. Stop talking about it. Okay. Let's move on.

That's my creep this week. Go to the creepoff.com and remember to vote for your palvetti. Or vote for Carl because he brought the bigger creep. I don't think so. So let's see what we got here. We got a couple more super chats. James Garner, thanks for the 499. Good ending for the kid, but cop for a dad, my nightmare.

Well, good point. I'd rather had the police officer as my father, but I know what you mean. I hear what you're saying. Yeah. I mean, you're not going to get away with anything, but at least he's not going to stab you. Yeah, at least he probably doesn't think that you have like a white demon inside you that he needs to get out with a knife. Yeah, I will tell you this, though. A cop dad will beat you with a phone book.

Oh, really? Yeah, it doesn't leave the bruises, you know. He knows what to do. So, E, thanks for the five bucks. I thought the Meg was an above average size shark. Not, whoa, whoa. Hey. Not nice, you'd be nice.

That's fucked up. You're real. I think you're really funny. Carl, are you ready to do some cop cam videos because I love them and I look forward to them every week. Yes. In fact, I have just a fun one for us today. And again, I want to thank Jeff Spangler for sending this over. The Spang.

Always does a good job sending us fun stuff to look at. And so this is a 3.30 in the afternoon. And there's a gentleman in his BMW who's passed out in his car. And the police want to come up and inspect what's going on. So that's where we pick up the story. Cops are being busy bodies again. Yep. Why don't you just go adopt a kid and leave this poor guy alone?

Here we go. Sleepy time, this is labeled. Today we're in Evanston, Illinois, where a man was found asleep behind the wheel his car. He can't figure out to open the door. This before 3.30 on a fall afternoon, police got a call about this man, later identified as James Collins.

The caller said he was stumbling and had trouble getting inside his silver BMW. It appears Collins is also, having trouble opening his car door for the officer. You only get one opportunity to make a first impression. That's true. Yeah, sir. We're off to a bad start here.

So now he finally gets the door open and the police officer has a pretty basic question. First, he asked for his ID and he can't find it. So he has a pretty basic question and we'll hear his answer. Okay. You live here? Yes, sir. Where do you live at? What's your address?

1738 1738 what 13 What's your whole address, sir 1318 1318? 1318? Yes sir 1318 what

18 18 Excuse me 1318 sir 1318 what 1318 what 1318 Are these fucking coordinates

What is he doing He's fucking out of it Wow what's your address It's 1318. What are you on? In the chat, uh, Dr. Scotty Jones said, give him a break. He just woke up. Yeah, right.

That's a good point. He's a little bit out of it. Just woke up. He's like, uh, you're bothering me during my nap time, sir. I bet you the cop has another question. What's that? Uh, is it your third clip? Oh, yeah.

So he finally gets his, uh, his ID out and the address that he was saying is not even close. All right. Uh, the next question the officer had, I think it's, uh, labeled pretty nicely on your clip. How much have you had to drink? Sir, how much time you had to drink today? No. Nothing? No, sir.

Is he giving you multiple addresses? Your eyes are all glassy. You had trouble opening your door. You're swaying when you're standing. So how much have you had to drink today, sir? Um. None. Then he's had none to drink today.

I think he's lying. You think so? I think he might be lying. You think maybe he's a little bit inebriated? James Gardner, thanks for the down. dollar 99 he says good points he's right um i think this guy is lying or he did something else this could be pills yeah this could be lots of things all right let's see let's uh the officer wants to know he has his keys on him okay you have your keys on you yes sir right where are there now he's

clipping his wallet back together he's got his money and his credit cards he's handing that to the officer these are not your keys this is your IDs and all right I'll hold on to these for you all right where are your keys now he's bending over and pick up and leaf all right sir

when my partner gets where are your keys at sir are they stay right there where your car keys at you're sure just stay right stay out here he's like my leaves

he's like what's in my hand I gotta leave will that start the car maybe there's a TikTok video that shows you how to start a car with a leaf. I don't know. This is really marvelous. This is crazy.

So now we finally confesses that he has had a couple drinks. Between you and me, officer. This day. Between you be in this leaf. I may have had a few shots. I can't lie to you, my new friend. Here we go. What did you drink today?

I had, um, uh, uh, drinks. 11 drinks? What kind of drinks did you have? I had a vodka drink. I had a vodka drink. I had a cider drink. I had a longer drink. He goes, he goes, what kind of drinks do you have?

And he goes, 11. All right. Not the question, but I get it. I got to say, that's impressive. He didn't know his address, but you know how many drinks he had? I lose track after. I don't believe him. I think he had 13 or 18.

Yeah. You know what? Many of you might be right. So the question, of course, is, are you willing to take a sobriety test? Yeah. Hold on. flutter dashy 64 two dollars hulk hogan meetup went and wear thursday night at hulk hogan's place yes we'll be there the whole crew will be down at halk ogan's bar and grill

whatever that place it what's it called do you know no nobody knows no somebody knows they were talking about it in the discord this morning and uh it's kind of funny because it's called hogan's hangout cool because somebody asks is this a hulk hogan themed bar or does he just own it and jerry he goes both. So he created his own bar that's about him, which is hilarious. Carl, you don't think you're ever going to have the WATP grill? No, I don't think I'm going to do that. Really?

No, I don't think so. You order the Carl hamburger? That'd be funny. Everyone has to, like, put in shitty teeth and one of the glasses with the nose and everything to serve people. They just laugh like assholes as they bring you in your food. Shrieking. You know what? I don't think this business is going to do very well, many.

With terrible puns on the menu. I'm going to say no to this right now. The producer Chris P. Fry's. That's pretty good. I was going to say, I'll have one of your Carl hamburgers, please. Yeah, yeah. Less, no, do you want sass or no sass on that? Extra sass.

All right. All right. So, so he asks, are you willing to take a sobriety test? And I think this is the right move right here. All right, sir, based on what you're telling me, how much you've had to drink and your, the fact that you were asleep, behind the wheel yes you got calls about you stumbling you're having a little bit trouble walking when I ask you for your keys you picked up a leaf I mean probably are you willing to submit I believe you're under the influence of alcohol

alright yes sir are you willing to submit to sobriety test no sir no sir all right are you willing to submit to a pvt a portable breath breath test no no so you're not going to you're not willing to submit to any tests no sir Okay. I got to say, that's probably the right move right there. Yeah. Because you're that loaded. You've been day drinking.

You've been pounding drinks all day. Obviously, you're wasted. But if you're going to get out of this in any single way, you're going to reduce or something, you don't want to give them the hard evidence. Yeah. Of how wasted you are. Your license is gone at this point. Yeah. So, I mean, might as well take the smaller.

Right. So I'm not an attorney. Don't listen to me in my advice. I just think from my perspective, this is what I prefer. probably would have done. And there's a reason why he knows what to do. And that's my next clip here, number seven. Oh, okay.

I get it. I see the clip. Have you ever had a DUI before? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. What's the last time we got DUI? What year? 2018.

2018? Yes, sir. He started to wake up a little bit. He actually answered that question with an appropriate response. That was good. What year did he actually throw out a year? Who doesn't was correct? 2011, 2018.

I'm guessing this guy probably likes the alcohol a little bit too much. If he's blackout, not blackout, passed out drunk at 3.30 at 3.30 the afternoon. That's impressive. That shows commitment right there. But you know what, though? His car is parked perfectly in that space. It is, though. Yeah.

You know what? I'm not even sure if the keys were in the ignition. So I'm not sure how they're going to get him on that, to be honest with you. And yesterday was St. Patrick's Day. I'm sure a lot of the people watching the show now were probably this drunk at 3. 3.30 in the afternoon. This is not St. Patrick's Day, though, that we're watching right now. This is just November 3rd. Okay. So no real reason to be this drunk mid-afternoon on November 3rd. All right. Well, I think he has a good defense here. Is that what I'm looking at?

Okay. So, yeah, he tries to pull. And listen, when you're in trouble with the police, you know, you fucked up, sometimes you try to do the thing where it's like, hey, my uncle was a former police officer. I don't know if that means anything or, you know, you can throw out something. This guy picks the wrong thing. Okay. I'm a soldier. You're a soldier? You're still a soldier right now?

Yes, sir. With who? I, yes. I, I, um, I'm a military soldier. Yeah, where did you serve? 8 seconds. Zumach Army?

One. Eight seconds, sir. A win. Oh, I'm sorry Yeah, 80 second Airburn, sir He kept saying 80 second

Oh, what? Yeah, the 80 second airport 80 second, yeah, but when? 80 second, yeah, but when, 80 second? What do you think? Duh, I just told you that. So this police officer is also former military.

Uh-huh. And I'm pretty sure you don't say, I'm a soldier, wouldn't you say, you know, I'm former military or you would say what your rank was or something like that?

Yeah. I don't think you just say, I'm a soldier, sir, I'm a soldier. It's like, oh, you're a soldier right now? Uh, yeah, yeah, I am. Okay. You didn't really have a lot of follow up for that.

Probably not a good idea because I don't know if you know this, but military guys, when people pretend that they're in the military, don't like that very much. Not a big fan. Not a big fan of that. So then, for some dumb reason, probably because he's pretty drunk, he agrees to doing the field sobriety. Awesome.

This was a bad move, in my opinion. You see what happens here. I didn't tell you to move. I didn't tell you to move. Just stay right there. Put your left foot on the line. Yes, sir. All right.

All right, now place your right foot on the line in front of the left, just like this. See how I'm doing it? Yes, sir. Keep your left foot on the line and put your right foot in front of your left foot. All right, I didn't tell you to start walking. I just need you to... Again. Feet together?

I'm ready? Feet together? Nope. I just stay right there. Place your feet together. feet together. You see my feet? Feet together. Hands at your side. All right? I didn't ask, I didn't tell you to do anything. I'm asking you to put your feet together, your feet together, and hands at your side. Yes, sir. And again. All right, sir. I got one last question. Are you going to do a preliminary breath test? Sir. I'll try it. I'll give you one more chance to do that, right? Yes, sir. Feet together. See my feet? Yes, sir.

Stand up straight. Hands at your side. Yes, sir. All right. I didn't ask you to do anything else. All right. I love these pleasers. I always start playing Simon Suss with these drugs,

and they can never get it right. Oh, my God. They can never fucking figure it out. This guy's an eager beaver. He just wanted to get it done. He really is. But I don't even know why they, I guess they have to go through with this.

The guy can't even stand up straight. You really think that he's going to be able to pass a field sobriety test. If I was the police hours, I'd be like, like, we could do this, but you're just going to fall over and embarrass yourself. So then they bring out. I like a show, though. I'm down for a show at the side of the road.

It breaks up your day a little. No, I agree with you. That is fun, especially if he does fall over. So then they bring out the breathalyzer. This is my last clip on here, and this is impressive. I've never seen this. All right, sir. You blew a point 343, all right?

Legal limits, 0.08. All right, sir. Right now, I'm going to turn around and put your hands behind your back. You're under rest for DUI. 0.343? That's a fact check. Wow. Wow.

So I looked this up because I've never seen someone blow 0.34 before. Apparently, when you get to 0.31 and above, that's life-threatening. You could get alcohol poisoning. This is how drummers and rock bands die. This is like the choking on your own vomit while you're passed out level of alcoholism. That's a stay away from a hand sandwich if you're that drunk, everybody. That is why, yeah, that is why he was just. sleeping in his car completely

out of it. Point three four three. That's fucking insane. Very impressive, sir. Wow. Congrats. Yeah. Great job, buddy. You killed it. I guess that makes it time for voicemails, Carl? Yeah, those ain't real dude. It's over four times the limit. Four times limit would be point three two. He's point three four.

Jesus. So it's crazy. I do think we missed one in here. Yep. Cute boy, Charlie. Thanks for the five. Was that euros, Carl? Vote for Carl. No, that's pounds, baby. Pounds. Vinny doesn't know his wrestling history. Bad News Brown, Vinny. I know Bad News Brown is. Hold on. We got to look at Matthew Rowley, and then we'll get back to cute boy Charlie.

I don't know what he's talking about. Matthew Riley, five bucks says, Ouch, this was a rough one for Carl. Vinny really brought it. Still, Vinny sucks. Vote Carl every time. Come on. I don't talk that bad.

I brought it. I don't suck that bad. Matthew, I brought it. Vote for me because I brought it this week. Matthew Rowley both made a swiny bitchers there. Yeah, I know, right? Fucking incredible. So what's the question about Bad News Brown, Vinny?

I don't know. He says, I don't know wrestling. You don't know Bad News Brown. Bad News Brown was like a pimpery murder when he was in WCW. He's the guy you brought for your wrestling creep. There you go. When I brought the big boss man. Don't ever tell Vinny he doesn't know his wrestling history.

Yeah. And if you think I don't know it, you think Carl does? No. All right. I do not. Let's do some voicemails. The creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the City of Syracuse. The S.U. Basketball team has opted out of the NIT tournament. Even so, the men's team is still

expected to double the ratings of the women's team. See you in Syracuse. God, Syracuse has gotten bad, haven't they? They're not even in the NIT. It's not good. Yikes. I miss Beheim. I mean, so much you had to pull a vagrant from the outside of his bumper every now and again. Yeah. all right we got a message from chad's missing up her lip Vinny carl Chad's missing up her lip how about this Megan can be the results chick

as long as she's on mute and does it like mind style you shut the fuck up hold up a cute card that says results and that's it god damn it I've never heard someone so annoying oh fuck off fuck you bye

you didn't think that story about how she wanted the spell he'd be and how she held the side of side out wasn't cute what do you guys crazy i did see someone in the chance say that uh redhead meg on today's show had the best voice so far okay well you're all gonna have your say in this but you be begging alone i mean it's not a terrible idea we could bring some of these girls oh no i'm fine with them yeah okay holding up a side's a fun way to do it wheel of consequence idea carl hi carl i got an idea for your little wheel of consequences kind of building off of that

to change your name idea Vinnie should have to just change his name to V-I-N-N-Y and Carl should just change it to C-A-R-L instead of who knows Carl

or Vinny Vinny Vinny legally change your last name to hamburger and I'll just spell my nickname differently Perfect I find with that

That my heart poster will finally make sense. Yeah, I'm not going to change the spelling of my first name. I don't think that's a good idea, but I do like legally changing my last name to hamburger. That's fun. Got some love for, some actual love for Meg Carl. Hey, watching our latest creep off on YouTube, and I've got to say, big fan of Pittsburgh. I mean, Megan from Kentucky. She's awesome.

Love the show. That's right. We got some other feedback on the results girl contest. Hey, Carl, one of the videos is for the creep off. So, yeah, that last review girl, did fucking Stone Cold Steve Austin name her or some shit? My hell, yeah. Can't remember if I played that.

Sorry, it's a couple years old. You say, my hell, yeah? Very good. And then I have this voicemail for us. It's a little long. We'll see if we can get through it. Hi, Carl. This is Jeff Heisen.

I'm the co-host of the Tom Myers versus the West of the World. I had an opportunity the other day to listen to the podcast, your podcast, and Billy Paulino was reviewing the Michael Mara show. I got to tell you, it was nice for a change to hear and not make fun of me and my role on Tom's show. I've never quite understood why he's so hard on me. We have more in common than we actually do have differences. One thing is we both work for nerds with enormous egos. And we both think that were funnier than we actually are funnier than we actually are that is true i do have a couple of tips for bennie that can help them on for one whenever your host stops talking you need to have a signature laugh yeah i like to use also when your host introduces you sure to have a funny anecdote ready with tom i would use something like i had a taco salad for lunch yesterday and boy did i feel like Donald Trump. With Carl, you could use something like, I listen to the miss-it on the way to work today,

and boy, are my arms tired. What you're doing there is you're talking about something your host hates and also using a classic joke. Anyway, Vinnie, I hope these tips help. Don't call me back. Thanks, Jeff Eisen for the phone call. That laugh, though. You got that down, dude.

Bravo. It's so annoying. bro oh you know what cute boy charlie does have me right two pounds he's got me he was right he was facing bad news brown oh roddy piper with junkyard dog oh biddy you've brought shame to our program how dare you ladies and gentlemen take my card i'm so glad cute boy charlie's here card it's fine i am so glad you were here to call him on in this bullshit what else are you line to us about, Vinny? What else?

Does this even a comedy club? I've been spelling my name with a why the whole time. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So listen, I got to, I'm looking through these and everybody's leaving a super long fucking voicemail. Yeah, DeWired Christian, 45 fucking seconds per call. Ah, sorry guys. 45 seconds.

I'm done with voice. nails. Okay. I want to play these guys. I really do because they're funny shit, but you gotta fucking, you can't send me something. We'll play one of them. Let's see if you're right if they're funny or not. I'm just saying that to make them feel better, Carl. I don't know if they're funny. I'm not wasted my time. All right. Fair enough. Carl, I think it's time for a skump parade. Could you play my favorite jingle? Watch out for the skum parade. Oh, no, it's a scum parade. Look out for the skum parade. Making Vinny's day. The crazy

The crazy part is that this really does make your day You love these stories more than anything in life You know what? I forgot about this one that we've had I've been meaning to play this too So I'm going to throw this one out Okay That's a lot of law

That's tight Who sent that in I don't know But we've had it a long time And it doesn't get enough love Oh that's great sorry I don't have a label but Carl is there a meeting going out next door to us

I just hear a lot of people talking out there shouldn't be people right next to us there's a hallway here it's not necessarily a meeting place okay I mean he slammed the door to send a message that's always good I didn't slam it sounded slammy to me

didn't you hear me yell shut the fuck up you cunts I didn't you blab on Listen, maybe you can say that in a comedy club, but not on YouTube, all right? Watch your mouth. Okay, good point. Carl, there's some new laws going around. Yes, there are. And I figured we should probably start talking about it here because... Congress is acting, everyone. Yeah, here's the situation. Two teenage boys from Miami, Florida were arrested in December, Carl, for allegedly creating and sharing AI generated nude images of male and female classmates without consent.

So... According to police reports. Here's the question. because I don't know the details of this many. Are they finding an attractive girl because they want to know what she looks like naked? Or are they finding, like, fat girls and goofing on them with these AID face? Because there's two different things there. There are.

But the parents are very, very upset about this, Carl. And I think I would be more upset if they were making fun of my daughter who looks like me that I would be if I had a cute daughter. Right. Like these 13-year-old kids are beating off to AI-generated photos of my daughter. I assume all of them are jerking off at all times, even all of them. They're all jerking it at some point. You like to think about teenage boys jerking off any, but let's not do that on this show, all right?

I'm sorry, what we're saying. That's how we talk about. The boys are 13 and 14. They created the images of students who are also between the ages of 12 and 13. Not good. Definitely not a good choice. use for AI. The Florida case appears to be the first arrest

in criminal charges as a result of alleged sharing of AI generated nudes to come to light. The boys were charged with third degree felonies. The same level of crimes as grand theft auto or false imprisonment. Under a state law passed in 2022, which makes it a felony to share any altered sexual depiction

of a person without their consent. Yeah. Now, I'm not sure how I feel about this one. I have mixed emotions about it, Vinnie. because I understand why, let's say, you're a 14-year-old girl, you're, you know, in high school and someone's making AI nudes of you and passing along with the other classmates. Now, on one hand, you'd be like, well, that's like an invasion of my privacy. I don't want people thinking that I have nude photos of me. But on the other hand, it's kind of great because now you can say that anything people find is fake and AI generated.

Oh, yeah. So when... I have to deal with this shit back in high school. You had to deal with this? No, that's what you tell people. I'm a deal with the shit back in ice school. It's all fake. Everybody's making fake stuff.

I'm agreed with you. When the dick picks of me eventually surface, I'm just going to be like, oh, no, that's all fake. I have a much bigger hog to that. This is just computer generated. Remember Dustin Diamond? Yeah, I sure do. Yeah. So I got the pleasure of hanging out with Dustin Diamond for a couple of days.

And he loved to talk about that fucking sex tape of his. Oh, because he's got like a, I've never seen it, but I've heard he's got a big dick, right? so here's what he claims okay this is what he claimed god rest his soul it was a goof i hired a guy they didn't show me my face of the dick i hired a guy with a giant dick to stand in for me in this thing because i figured if i was going to release it i wanted everybody to think i had a giant dick that's fucking brilliant so say whatever you want to about dust and diamond i don't know if he's telling me the truth or not i'm pulling peter north out of retirement i love it right but that was his claim too that it was fake and that it was all for a fucking goof.

So I don't know. Hey, uh, Jenny Jingles, would you mind fucking a porn star for a goof that I'm doing? She'd be like, uh, yeah, let's go.

What we're waiting for her. What a great joke. Yeah, I've been on this joke too, girl, that's fine. Look at you sitting in the corner of masturbating. This is hysterical.

Uh, so I don't know anything about this, but, uh, oh, go out, I'm sorry. James Sedra,

thanks for the 499. I nominated MERS for doing revenge. bench porn on a former cam girl he failed to hook up with all because she cleared up lies he told on his show oh i don't know about that either cool look forward to me here all about that we'll talk about in largo florida everybody yeah how do you feel about this whole thing they're passing laws now about AI generated news you gotta protect kids you gotta protect kids but this is a weird thing well is it we're talking 12 is it harming the kids though i don't know i couldn't tell you i don't really care but i'm saying if you're for the interest of protecting a 12 year old they

probably don't need the pressures of the idea of people jerking off to them at 12 years old. You know what? We shouldn't be talking about this. Let's bring in Redhead, Meg, who's still backstage. I want to get her take on this. You were once in high school, I assume, junior high middle school. How would you feel about guys circulating fake nudes of you around? I would not enjoy that. You wouldn't be flattered by that? No. No, I would be bummed out about it. No, I would not. I think. it's because of the uh the time that we live in now where i mean when i was in high school i am in my 30s now so when i was in high school cell phones weren't a really big deal but

Microsoft paint wasn't as good back that you couldn't really pull it off the way you can now exactly yeah so but having it circle around now it'll just it lasts forever we yeah it does and it doesn't because i guess my point is that as soon as AI can just generate anyone being nude, like the Taylor Swift thing. So now there's just hundreds and thousands of images of Taylor Swift nude and in Bukaki images and things like that. Not that I looked it up, I'm just assuming. But I have to imagine that once there's all out there, then it's just like, well, it's all

fake, who gives a shit? Everyone's got it. It's all fake. Who was the musician who released an album titled, was it Averillivine who had an album called Nude? So people Googled Averillivine Nude, her album would come up. Oh, that's smart. I didn't know about that.

Yeah, I think that was the thing that happened. It might be somebody else. I don't know. Hopefully. Same kind of mind bending as a, in order for people to look up Disney Frozen and the frozen body of Walt Disney not showing up, the new Frozen movie came out. Is that the same thing? Thanks for coming out, Baggins. It was great to talk to you again.

Appreciate it. I'm Disney now after this past WATP. Well, I'm going to go ahead and say this, Carl. My stances, I'm on AI side. Always going to be on AI side. Yes, I actually appreciate our new leaders. Yes. Yes.

I'm happy to do their bidding. So, listen, here's my thing. You probably should be using AI to generate naked pictures of children. You probably should not. Even if you are a child yourself. Even if you're thinking like, no, I know how Congress are going to go with this one. Don't chance it. Don't even chance it on this one.

I love it. Let's go to Cleveland. I hear home of a few creeps so we know. Some people would call this next story a little disturbing, inhumane, or even barbaric. But the Erie County Sheriff's Department is calling it a crime. It's my favorite start to a story ever. Disturbing, inhumane, and barbaric. And by the way, that's illegal.

Good point. I'll be the judge of that. A father is accused of using a cattle prod to discipline his two young children, seven and eight years old. Well, what's the point of having a cattle prod if you can't use it? To prod cattle. What if you don't have any cattle? Then what are you using it for? Why do you have it?

Because it's fun. Why do you have toys? Why do you own so many toys? Because they're fun. They are fun. Yeah. 34-year-old Robert Bors was arrested Wednesday night after a tip from child services led them to his home. Boris was taken to the Erie County Jail in charge of three counts of domestic violence and three counts of endangering children.

Well, hold on a second. Do the cops ask the children what they did that was so naughty that got them cattle? I hope they also asked what they did. They did. No fact check it. He did and the kid said asked for dinner. Okay, well, maybe I didn't deserve that. Okay, I don't know if that's true.

Needed help with my homework. So after the police were done using their taser on Robert Borders, they lectured him about the dangers of electric shock, right? Yeah. The device is probably a pole three feet long with two probes on either end. It has a button. When you push it, the button delivers. a shock between the two probes.

Bors did make some omissions to using the instrument to discipline his children. He said, it's terrible. I don't know what would compel someone to think they could use a device like this with his kids. I'm kind of bewildered, said the sheriff. Bors made his initial appearance at court. His bond was set at $90,000. Yeah, those ain't real dude says cattle is just a suggestion.

I agree. Let's not get crazy on this. You know what I want to know, Minnie? What's that? How much electricity is too much? How do you OD on electricity? Like, would Edison know that? What's the answer?

Well, when your brain melts and comes out of your nose. Right, but what's the amount of electricity that it takes to have that happen, though? Because electricity is kind of like alcohol. Some of it's fine. You know, if we get a little bit aside. People can handle a little more than others. Right. Is that what you're trying to say?

Yeah. So he's building up a towers for these kids. Dang Lizard, thanks for the five euros. Vinnie, are you ready to rejoin the church of the holy stutterer? Repent, rejoice, and reject all now. and hamburger, fear the dispenser of karmic justice. Yeah, dang lizard's working out a new religion. I don't know.

I might sign up, too. I hope will have me. You made it sound pretty good, dang lizard. He does. Thank you for the five euros. What about Yankees suck on there? We miss that, Super Chat. I am so sorry.

Yankee suck $5 Canadian says you guys need to cover Shakira BodyCam footage on lens of law, first two results. Oh, that I will write down. Shakira body cam footage. Yeah, this is intriguing to me. Now, is the body cam located in the shower? Yeah, well, let's find out here. Oh, I've seen this one.

We watched this one in Detroit, dude. We did. Yeah. Pulled up. They're calling Shakira, the lady, you know, who remember who called the cops, and then the boyfriend comes out of the apartment, like the Notre Dame logo and the cops shoot him. Yeah, that's not Shakira. that's not Shakira we played that one and the follow-up one of her yeah she's a real problem she's a real problem for sure but thank you for the suggestion Yankees suck and I agree the Yankees do suck shall we go down to Mississippi Carl yeah let's do it a police officer pleaded guilty Thursday to forcing the detainee to lick urine off the floor of his jail cell that's fun you know we all say we're for law and order that here we are well it's annoying to me that they keep disappointing the police officer

for all the things you want to do. Like, how are they going to recruit new police officers if you can't even make an inmate lick his own urine off the floor? Like, okay, let's just take away all the perks then. Fine. Yeah. I'm supposed to clean it? Right.

Yeah, good point. I thought I was here to police. I'm policing not janitorying over here. All right. Michael Christian Grady's 26 years old. He resigned from the Pearl Police Department in December four days after a security camera caught him forcing the man to commit what officials call a disturbing act. Did they ask if they were out of paper towels? Maybe they're out of paper towels.

I didn't ask. I don't know. Right. I like how they're trying to make this guy sound so terrible. Green, who has a large cross tattooed on one arm and the word blessed tattooed on the other, stood calmly before the federal judge and pleaded guilty to the charge of deprivation of civil rights. Yeah, that's a good point. Since when do you point out tattoos on someone? What's that what do with anything i'll tell you what he is blessed he didn't have to lick up piss right he's the one telling other people to lick up piss so they yelled at him they said you shouldn't do this they made him apologize and uh the detainee only identified as being knocked on a door and tried to tell green then he needed to use the restroom but ultimately urinated in the corner of the cell after his

request was ignored for some time that's what green was caught on video footage threatening to beat be he with the phone you're fixing to go in there and you're going to lick that piss up, Green said according to the document. Do you understand me? I have to say, Vinny, for me, the worst part is licking the floor of the cell. It's not even my own urine. That's the problem here. It's just urine.

You know what I mean? Yes. The floor of the cell is, that's repulsive. Worst part, Green stood in the doorway and used his cell phone to record as the man and relented to the officer's orders. What B.E. gagged multiple times, Greed told him, Don't spit it out. Yeah, he vomited. Yeah, of course he did.

Oh, I think I would too. I would chop out my own tongue after this. Don't worry Christian says this. This is Jim Norton's dream. He might be right about that. 3D says, you're in trouble. Oh. Little Jimmy Norton is going to go down to Mississippi and misbehave.

Yep. And his belly is feeling a little off today. Drink a lot of water. Green remains free on bond until his May 24th sentence. And he faces up to one year. year in prison and a $10,000 fine. So he's out the forest? Yeah.

That's too bad. Yeah. All right. Let's talk about creeps in the NFL, Carl. Nashville, Tennessee. Yeah. A former Tennessee Titan Scout has been indicted on two counts of first-degree murder and the death of his girlfriend and her unborn child.

Okay. Blaze Taylor 27 was arrested by the U.S. Marshals on a grand jury indictment. Taylor worked as a pro scout for the Titans for four. years. He's also the son of former University of Tennessee assistant coach, Trooper Taylor. The younger Taylor is accused of poisoning Jade Benning on February 25th and the unborn baby which Taylor allegedly fathered. She was rushed to 911 and Benning

appeared to be having an allergic reaction and asked for paramedics. Police said Benning's condition immediately became critical. Her unborn fetus died on February 27th. Benning was not able to be interviewed by detectives before she died on March 6th. So it took her a week, over a week to die? Yes, this is awful. Well, two weeks. I got to say, how does that, that's not how poisoning works, is it?

I think it's going to be hard to prove. Well, police had months of investigation led by a homicide detective, Adam Reese, involving scientists from the crime lab. Mm-hmm. Crime lab scientist, Carl. Yeah, but. And doctors. But they got to prove that Taylor is the one who made her eat or drink or whatever this was.

They do. And so I would think that he'd have a very easy to. defense, just be like, she's a dumb broad. She was pregnant and shoving everything in her mouth. She had cravings for pickles and peanut butter. She said she had cravings for nail polish remover. What about me to tell you? She needed liquid polymer diet for some reason.

I don't know why. That's what she wanted. Women, am I right? Women, come on. Can you mix it with some bleach? It's fine. What do we do it? I'm just saying, I think he's going to get off on this one.

This is going to be hard to prove. He very well can. He very well can. Because the only witness is gone. The witness is dunzo. dude if you want to uh again the surefire way to cause the abortion pop rocks and coke that's true you don't need to trade out you just need some pop rocks and coke yeah de wired christian says pregnant women crave paint chips correct this is this is what they're looking for they crave red

brick scrapings this is what they're looking for when they get up at 4 a.m. Jesus it's a hormonal thing you know they're not thinking straight I feel like I'm coming up with this guy's defense for him right now. If he wants to hire me, I'll take the case. Welcome to Teeth and Tits Detective Agency. That's right. Teeth and Tits. We'll save you. All right, everybody. That is this week's scum parade. I want

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