The Creep Off - Episode 207: The Lincoln Project

Episode Date: March 25, 2024

In today's episode Karl & Vinnie are back from Florida and the scum stories really piled up while they were away!The score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 2Check out the Scum Parade stories:... Dead Body Was in Rochester, New York Water Supply for Nearly 1 Month (people.com)Mum, 35, banned from three care homes for 'bonking elderly residents' to film for X-rated content - Daily StarDuo Busted For Sex In Front Of Popeyes | The Smoking GunIowa: Wild mugshot goes viral as 'arsonist' cuffed after 'setting fire to stranger's porch - US News - News - Daily Express US (the-express.com)Pasco County Christian teacher accused of using AI to create erotic content from student yearbook photos (fox13news.com)Boy, 9, showed no emotion after strangling nine rabbits to death at petting zoo | World News | Metro NewsWoman shot herself in the leg to cover up boyfriend's murder (lawandcrime.com)Parents of Lacey Fletcher, Woman Who 'Melted' Into Maggot-Infested Couch, Sentenced (people.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Coo-coo, go-goo. Disgusting
Starting point is 00:00:45 Fomomit-inducing thing Ola Creepos Back in Rochester Miserable as can be for another episode to the creep off. Hi, hot Carla. What's happening, Vinnie Paulino? We had a fun
Starting point is 00:01:04 weekend. It was a good time. Thanks to everyone who came out to Largo. It turned out to be, I would say, the most fun live show we've done with the fans and the listeners who came out because there was Thursday night at Hogan's Friday night. We had the meet and greet. We had the show and then everyone, it seemed
Starting point is 00:01:22 like, went out to the karaoke bar. We were there till after 2 a.m. singing songs and just having a blast. You got to be one of your boyhood idols and hang out with him. I don't think I'm allowed to say who it was, but I'm going to say this. I used to, I was one of like the 11 people who owned the ECW video game because that thing was a piece of shit. Yep. And the person I got to meet is the guy I used to play with in that fucking game all the time.
Starting point is 00:01:49 And I was. Just happened to be a guy with a similar body type to yours. Yeah. Which is why you gravitated towards him. He's a big guy. But, and then, and then Saturday. If you'd like to figure out who he is, you might have to research the FBI, talk to them, maybe, I don't know. Okay, so fair enough.
Starting point is 00:02:09 And then Saturday, we had the big date with Lucy Tightbox down to Clearwater Beach. It's just a blast. We had so much fun. And thanks again to everyone who came out. You know, I want to touch on something really quickly at the show. There was one person who I met where there was a lot of creep off fans. Yes. But there was one gentleman. And one of them got kicked out.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Well, there was only one of them who decided to represent the creep-off and rocked his creep-off shirt to the show. Yep. And I spent quite a bit of time talking to this guy, and I knew he was drinking. But I did not realize what was going on over there. And I did the first segment of the show, went backstage, and was like, oh, I feel like I wanted tequila. So I'm going to go out to the bar in the lobby. Okay. Now, the show's going on, and I have to walk around the place.
Starting point is 00:03:00 I get to the lobby and I look down and I see four police officers standing around a guy on a bench and the guy in the bench wearing a creep off t-shirt turns out and looks and goes, yo, Vinnie, Vinny! It's a show about creeps, buy creeps, four creeps. And I walk over and I'm like, it's the dude I just talked to for the meet and greet. I go, bro, what happened? He's like, I don't know. They're making me get a taxi home. They threw me out. out. I'm like, oh, that sucks, dude. I knew you came a long way. I think he came from Philly. And he was perfectly nice. And I was like, I don't know what the fuck he did. And I just laughed because that was quite a, like, might be my favorite image in my head of doing the show is the
Starting point is 00:03:45 dude of the creep off shirt surrounded by cops getting thrown out. I wish I was there for it. Instead, I had taken a picture. I'm so bummed. You should have. Yeah. Instead, well, you know what? there was a really good idea by Royce from Remed to the Sis. He said that we could do a FOIA request for that police body cam, and then they were going to have me on their show to review it. So, yeah, I'm all for that because this guy, after he gets kicked out of the show. I'll be on the body cam because I sat now next to him on the bench, shoot the shit with them for a second.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Because after, so the guy was causing a lot of disruptions during the show, just booing and yelling out and disrupting things for people around him. so I guess he was warned a couple times but he was blackout drunk is his own claim blackout drunk so at what point did you call the cops on him yeah right so that's what I was going to say so then I go I look at our subreddit
Starting point is 00:04:34 and this guy's like fuck Carl he got me kicked out of his show he's an asshole I'll never listen to him again it's like sir I was hosting a show I didn't even comment about it I heard you making all that noise but I decided not even to address it so I didn't want to shine a spotlight on some disruptive asshole we get them from time to time with these shows
Starting point is 00:04:51 it happens I mean overindulge I got to say, many, I understand getting fucked up and going to a show. I get that part. If I'm going to see a jam band or Primus or Ween or a metal show, I understand it. Even a jazz quartets, I understand it, put it out a buzz. Something that makes you move around a little bit. Yeah, I understand that. Not a live podcast.
Starting point is 00:05:11 A live podcast, a comedy show, you don't want to be blackout drug for. It doesn't enhance the experience in any way for you or the people around you, for that matter. So, anyway, yeah, that was an interesting character that we have there. One less listener. Listen, bro, Sprucy, I think he is on Reddit. Sprucy, you're good by me, dude. I don't know what you did. You pissed off a lot of people, but I'm half with you.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Fuck Carl. Yeah, I saw the people sitting around him were also in the subreddit going, dude, I missed most of the show because you were yelling out the whole time. He's acting like, I don't know why they have a problem with me. I thought this was America. He's fucking Stan Marsh getting kicked out. When I talked to him, when I walked out there, As mild manner as could be.
Starting point is 00:05:54 And I was almost like, oh, I guess I, I'm like, he's wearing a creep off shirt. I assume he did something. Right. I probably had fault on this one. This might be his fault. But either way, Sprucy, good luck to you, my friend. Hopefully we'll see you down the line. Maybe we'll see him on the Sederine John show.
Starting point is 00:06:12 I saw that John was tweeting at him, telling him to come on. Sprucy tell him Moonhead says hello. Yes, definitely. Give him my regards as well. Send my regards. We got a, it's Super Chat Monday, Carl. Oh my God, it is. I didn't even know.
Starting point is 00:06:25 They're already coming in. At Chat Murphy, or Chat Murphy, thanks for the $9.99. What's up, Carl, and Vinnie Largo was a blast. Here's $5 each, and I hear $5 will make you holla. That's the story I was told as well. I'll probably be driving you all are live, so got to get my chat in early love trucker, Dan. Oh, yeah, Daniel. Daniel was there.
Starting point is 00:06:46 He was there when the Asian prostitute showed up. yeah a clear water and lucy tightbox fought a prostitute guys i watched it yes it was pretty cool she uh she's pretty ballsy you got to get her to tell the story sometime but that's a good idea yeah next time she's on w tp we'll we'll talk to her about that because i was so busy we did a little wrap-up thing on potato soup last night she was on and i forgot all about that so much happened since the first night oh i'll never forget it yeah there was fire in her eyes and she says to be after because like her and I Uber back to the Airbnb and she goes
Starting point is 00:07:22 I felt safe because I knew all those guys that were like band practice guy was there Jerry was there and a couple other fans her boyfriends were there and I went you felt safe with them being there they're WATP fans the only thing they're going to do is film it and give it to Carl correct yes I think she's getting raped right now
Starting point is 00:07:41 can we zoom in yeah there it is that's what I assume I probably that's probably not the correct language yeah something more fun than that yeah I would imagine uh old school games to 499 got my VIP weekend all set see you clowns in Vegas fuck yeah brother dude that's awesome that's gonna be I'm really looking forward to Vegas that's gonna be a really fun weekend because it's a night of comedy so you got stand-up comedy and then we have like a kill Tony style come up and try out your 60 second and then then the next day is all podcasts all day the creep off doing a live show it'll be our second live creep off a rare treat right there although i will say and we'll put this out eventually people
Starting point is 00:08:23 are on our patreon and supercast have the entire video from the live show but i'll eventually put out you found an amazing cop cam video that we reviewed at the live show that was sent to me from a listener and i remember who the listener is and there's a good chance that listener will be auditioning to be a results girl oh and she's from the Netherlands. Really, truly. Well, that's exciting. All right, we'll see what happens there.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Not nailed down yet, but I believe that was from Angelica. So thank you, Angelica. Mechanical 8, thanks for the five bucks. How could you kick that nice man out of that show, Carl? This is why I always vote for Vinny. Yes, I understand Mechanical Ape. I'm a monster. Yeah, I was trying to explain, I think it was Vince the loser or something that he texted me.
Starting point is 00:09:09 And he's like, so I'm going to run with this idea that you, called the cops on one of your supporters at this show. I said, you can. I do have an alibi and a couple people saw that I was hosting a show at the time. So there'd be no way for me to do that. Is that what you call it? Well, yeah, that's all I call it. You don't even say hello to the audio. I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Chris Pryor five bucks. I heard the Z-Man and Persator came to the show did a good job. Too good of a job. Yes. Please tell us if you watch the footage live with Royce. Definitely will, Chris. Definitely will. You know, Royce is going to be making an appearance on a bonus episode because yeah, I had a great conversation and let me tell you
Starting point is 00:09:48 what that man is a big fan of Thunder and Paradise. I finally met someone else who's as excited as I am about Thunder and Paradise and when you told me that, I ran right over and I'm like, Royce, you watched Thunder and Paradise like, dude, and we just started talking about the whole show and trying to understand how this even came about
Starting point is 00:10:06 and how they actually made an entire season of this nonsense. So, yeah, he's going to sit in with us on one of these bonus shows. all right trucker dan is back hold on don't forget my wheel of consequence okay dan i won't let's let's talk about this fucking thing that horrifies me yes really quickly we go to hogan's bar and dan had been messaging me through patreon uh he is a scum parade merry marcher and you could be too if you go to patreon dot com back slash screep out for just follow links we appreciate you trucker dan yeah he had told me that he was bringing me a DVD of a movie that i would not believe existed
Starting point is 00:10:39 And it's right here Right by the fucking wheel, dad It's right there, bud It's called gummo And he showed me One clip And I immediately felt uneasy And I was like, please
Starting point is 00:10:55 Could you just turn that off? I don't want to see what this is And We have the whole DVD And I don't want to watch it So that's going to be a consequence It has to sit and watch that movie? Yeah, watch Gubberd
Starting point is 00:11:09 Oh, boy. Dude, it was fucking unsettling. I don't even want to describe what it was, because it was just, like, disgusting. Give me something. A little boy in a bathtub, but it is the most disgusting bathtub you've ever seen. The water looks brown, and the kid is just swimming around in it and, like, lapping up water and squirted it out of his mouth and shit. So it's like the toilet and train spotting, and this kid's just swimming around in it. And it's like a real kid, and it's like really gross.
Starting point is 00:11:41 And it just makes you want to fucking vibe it. All right. All right. That sounds awful. So, Dan. Thanks a lot. Thanks for that. I know you're happy about it, Dad.
Starting point is 00:11:49 We're not. Say hello to Isaiah for me, Dan. Thank you. We did a contest last week. We did do a contest last week. So. Tampa. The biggest creep from Tampa.
Starting point is 00:12:01 That means there's results, Carl. That does. Even though there's no contest today. There's results from last week. There are results. And you know that we've been doing this contest. we're trying to find a new results girl because what's her name got a job got a real job it's how to doing the show so what's been fantastic and surprising to both of us is that we have more than two or three female listeners to this program we've already auditioned three different four wait what danny mhalia uh huh megan yeah another megan Oh shit, you're right.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Redhead and Megan. Holy shit. We've already had four. Carl, this last week, I was contacted by like three more. This is a man. And we met a woman who was from, yes, he's from New York who moved down to Florida. It was a nurse. And she comes up to me and she goes, hey, listen, I'm a big fan of the creep up.
Starting point is 00:12:56 I don't know if I could be a results girl schedule-wise. I would really love to audition. But I have a lot of male nurse stories for you. Oh, yes. This is exciting. So either way, I'd bring it back. Bet's coming out at some point. got to get that schedule.
Starting point is 00:13:10 She did email, so we're going to get that. But how is this possible, though? Vinny, what is going on right now? This is amazing. True crime. Chicks dig it. I guess you're right. There's at least 10 of them.
Starting point is 00:13:23 And they're all beautiful, and they all love being a part of the show. So we have another result girl auditioning today. Yes, and so it is my pleasure to introduce the world to the creep off universe. It's Malka, everyone. Hi, Malka. Hi, everyone. Malka, look at you with your background. You're like a professional career.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Although it's, I can kind of see what's doing behind you. It's like you're sitting in front of the window. It's my shrine. I don't blame you for not wanting anyone to see anything that's going on in your world. Yes, smart. So right behind me is a mirror. That's why. Oh, that would be weird.
Starting point is 00:14:01 That'd be very weird. Yeah. What's on your desk you don't want us to say? Yeah, what's on your desk you don't want us to say? Yeah. What's going on? Oh, all right, I'm just teasing, yeah. You don't have to tell us about it.
Starting point is 00:14:13 But you are from Toronto, is that correct? Yes, I am from Toronto, Canada. We're international with our results girls on this show. Incredible. It's incredible. So how did you find the creep off, Malca? So, oh, God, the story. So I met my boyfriend in April, and, like, five months later,
Starting point is 00:14:32 he invited me to go to North Carolina with him to go see his favorite band called Thank you Scientist. and we drove there, not flu. So it took quite a while. And so he was like, I'm going to play a podcast. You might like this. And so he started playing the creep off. And I'm like, oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:14:48 I actually like this. He's a fan of WATP. And he introduced me to the creep off. And it is my absolute favorite podcast. I'm also a new fan of Subreditsurfing. What's your boyfriend's name? Ethan. Ethan, this is a keeper right here, Ethan.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Oh, he's actually watching right now. you found a good one you played the creep off for you're trying to scare her away hey let's get the car drive for 18 hours and I'll play in this ridiculous podcast 50 bucks 50 bucks said he was trying to break up right yeah I know he's just like this will scare away no but it was a test it was a test and you passed it I like that even I know your secrets oh shit oh holy that would a weird direction real quick. Yeah, don't fuck with Malka either.
Starting point is 00:15:38 You know, we got another super chat here I'm at a hit because this just looks hysterical to me. $10 from J. Laotier. Is that how we say that? I always call him Jay Loiterer, but I had a couple people tell me during the meet and greet, you always pronounce my name wrong
Starting point is 00:15:52 when I super chat you. I'm like, ah, well, what are you going to do? Holy shit, I just read ahead. The writer and director of Gubo got permanently banned from Letterman for allegedly being caught rifly through Betty White's purse in the green room
Starting point is 00:16:07 during the Letterman taping. I'll leave off the end. You know, that's actually the most normal thing. He directed kids, too. Yeah, that's actually the most normal thing. Like, if I had the opportunity to go through Betty White's purse, I'm fucking doing that.
Starting point is 00:16:21 You're kidding me? You only get one chance at that. Holy shit. Matthew Raleigh, thanks for the five bucks. I dreamed about the creep off. I saw a crossed out pick of Vinny in a voice saying, always vote Carl. so saith the turn make of that what you will you know what i appreciate this matthew because i think it's
Starting point is 00:16:41 time we start a cult vennie there's a lot of people doing a lot of really cool shit and it's all because they have like a cult following it's why i started the beard to be honest with you oh to be a cult leader yeah i do take you more seriously now for some reason really no not even a little bit damn it wow you got really excited for a second that's fun damn i was like finally some Spectre out here. Anyway, let's talk about Malka here, who's here to read the results. So the reason why we have results, girls, if you're new to the show, is because this show is a contest. And each week, Vinnie and I compete to find out who could find the biggest creep in a certain category.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Last week, we tried to find the biggest creep in Tampa, since we were going down to that area for the live show. And you get to go vote on the creepoff.com. And then our results girl comes in the next week, reads those results to us. We can find out the score, the first. person to five wins the round. I'm up one to zero right now. Do you know this is round 25, Carl? This is round 25 of this show.
Starting point is 00:17:42 It's flying by. Yeah, tie flies when you just have it a great time. Right. So I'm excited to find out the results. This is the big job right now. By the way, if you're nervous, now's the time to be nervous. This is what I'm watching for.
Starting point is 00:17:55 How good is she going to be at reading these results? So far, I've very much enjoyed all of the results, girls who have come on. Well, let me just ask one question, because we made this mistake one time and we didn't ask before we just gave somebody the job. You know how to read, right? Sure.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Good answer. I believe her. I believe her. We should ask the first one. All right. So, without further ado, Melka, can you please read to us the results of last week's contest? Okay, all righty, creepos.
Starting point is 00:18:28 So with 53% of the vote. Close. Hot, kaka, kaka. Yeah, these results girls rule. Vinny, I kind of say. Remember Jess? Sometimes you would win? I didn't like that.
Starting point is 00:18:45 These new results girls that were bringing in are fan fucking-tastic. Great job, Melka. Perfect job. Personally, personally. I voted for Vinnie, so. He's good a few more times. Well, Melka, you just really ruined that. You just took all the wind out of my sales with that one.
Starting point is 00:19:09 I was trying to hype you up. Thank you for kicking him in a dick for me. Balca rules. I like Malka. She's pretty cool. Yeah, I can tell. Good to know. I like it.
Starting point is 00:19:19 It's easy to remember your name. You gave you like the little thing. You said, Malka. Easy to remember. I love it. Very easy. You know what the mall is, right, Carl? It's a place with the build-a-bear that Jed takes you to.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Only when I'm good at it and have my nap. Yeah, they, but she buys your clothes there, too, I think. Fuck. Oh, Malka, it's great to meet you. Now, you really great to meet you guys. You have an Instagram that you want to plug. It's artsy. So I am a 3D artist.
Starting point is 00:19:47 I studied game art. And so I am trying to become a assets environment. So if you want, you can follow my art at artsy underscore MSF on Instagram. Did you say you studied gay mart? What is that like a place where you buy gay people? That's where Carl got his hand on. Yes, very. Oh, no, it's art for the video game industry.
Starting point is 00:20:13 That's serving me so well in these days. I tell you the chronic unemployment. Oh, no. That sucks. Well, maybe you've got to get out of Toronto. Where are the people making the games these days? Is it L.A.? Nowhere?
Starting point is 00:20:27 There is. Oh, I can't get into this because it's like a whole thing. But right now, the entire industry is just full of layoffs. And so it's not really a good work environment right now. I think I'm like almost 200 applications in since January. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That sucks. Listeners are throwing in suggestions for work for you.
Starting point is 00:20:48 DeWiard Christian says make an only fan site, Malka. You'll be all right. There you go. That's one opportunity. There you go. Game art ready. Gay art. The gay art.
Starting point is 00:20:58 The game art. Game. I want to take you to the game. game already there you go well great to meet you Malka and good luck in the competition and hopefully we'll meet again somewhere soon yes we'll talk to you again Malka thanks for coming on very nice yes wow look at us I doing it we're doing it's happening so today's episode is one of those laid-back hangover episodes we got a bunch of scum stories but Carl you brought a video you wanted to share I did you want to start there well we could do
Starting point is 00:21:31 that or voicemails? Or do you want to end up the video? Yeah, well, let's, let's, well, not voicemails. That's not a good way to start a show. Yeah, I didn't think so. Okay. Do you want me to do scump parade first? Let's do the scum parade first and then we'll do the video. Well, buddy, I could make that happen. Let's go. I could make that happen, but hold on.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Driving Chimbing, chis and dread. Oh, Pitos, dittal in. Bag of murderers, rape, let's do a rinkly, reig. Oh, see your path. abusive asshats
Starting point is 00:22:03 gather some parade Scum parade On the creeps on that big finish on that one. It's fantastic. Carl, where should we begin? How about literally two minutes. minutes away from your house. When I say this happened walking distance from my house, like I literally walk there all the time. Sometimes on Fridays before we do the bonus episodes,
Starting point is 00:22:44 I'll go get a cup of coffee and I'll leave early to grab it and I'm still too early to get to Carl's. I don't want to like show up super early. So I'll take a drive up to where this story happened and just take a little spin around the block. It's a very scenic spot because you can see all beautiful downtown Rochester from up there and it's a nice little walking track for people or jogging track. I love to go up there and just watch. You could see the muggings and the shoot. Yep. Right
Starting point is 00:23:07 from there. It's great. Yeah. Well, here's the problem about having an open air water supply in your town. A man's dead body was found and identified in the water supply at Rochester New York this week, says Mayor Belique Evans.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Abdullah Muya's body was first found on Tuesday in the Highland Park Reservoir. Now, doesn't this sound like something that would happen in the 70s? I swear to God, when you hear, like, oh, there's a body found in a reservoir. Like, now we have video surveillance and shit. This shouldn't be happening in 2024. Dude, this is like medieval shit.
Starting point is 00:23:45 Well, you can go that way. Yeah. You don't find dead bodies of the drinking water. No, this makes us feel like we're Syracuse. Oh, my God, this is the national story coming out about Rodster right now. I'm embarrassed. Every story that comes out about this city is terrifying. That's a good point.
Starting point is 00:24:03 You know, the only way any city makes national news is by being awful. That's true. Nobody's ever like, hey, look at what a great job they're doing over here. When you fuck up, it makes the news. Now, how could something like this have happened? Well, Evans explained that since there's been a diligent, continuous testing identities, testing and new posts put in, nothing like this will happen again. but this man went missing in February.
Starting point is 00:24:29 He was last seen February 18th. According to the police department, he walked in at approximately 6.30 a.m. He slid down the side of the reservoir into the water and couldn't get out and tragically died. So was this like a J. Soprano wah moment? Was this guy committing suicide in the reservoir? No.
Starting point is 00:24:51 I think this is like a homeless dude who was trying to take a bath. He's like, that water's got to be pretty clean. I want to hear the Dave Matthews song. He goes, Bums in the water. Don't drink the water. That'll be great. Holy shit. I can't believe I just remembered that song.
Starting point is 00:25:08 It was a deep hole. Shoot myself in the head for no idea. So what's great, I'm sure you're going to get to this in the story is as soon as the body was found in the reservoir, which is drinking water. For some reason not. Yeah, last week they found it, by the way. Yeah. For some reason, it's not the drinking water that we have. to worry about where I live, which I was shocked by.
Starting point is 00:25:26 I don't know how that's possible. But where Lucy Tipebox lives, they very much let them know, like, hey, you should boil the water now. We found a body in there. Yeah. But the best part is, once they realize the body had been in there for a month, they go, you know what? We tested it. It's fine. I didn't even drinking this for the last month. It's actually okay.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Don't worry about it. You have to boil it. But still boil it, maybe. It's hilarious to be like, no, no, no, we write some tests. It's fine. Never mind. What we said before, we were joking. Well, from where the slid in there's apparently a shaded area where his body
Starting point is 00:25:58 settled and they have people who go through there and like check all this shit all the time and these fucking bums on the government dole walk past a corpse for a month well so did everyone else too that has a lot of traffic up there people walking around and nobody saw it
Starting point is 00:26:13 until someone did so we are sometimes if I have to pee I go up there I'm just I don't do that you would get arrested very quickly if you try to true yeah i'm allowed to drown but i'm not allowed to pee is that what you're telling me correct mayor evans so carl it's amazing that you live as close to this as you do and you didn't have to boil your water i know i was surprised by that but is it because you have one of those
Starting point is 00:26:41 rich guy reverse asmosis systems only in one of my houses do i need that yeah well you might need one in the new one i got to say we have very good drinking water up here at rochester i take it for granted to be honest with you and then you find out this is going on yeah and uh i'll have some filters i think in the future yeah good choice good choice carl you want to go to wisconsin yeah let's do that let's talk about an adult star named tiff now is this the same tiff that superchats a lot of the shows and shuling and stuff i believe it's the same one has to be okay i thought so there's no way it couldn't be let me get us back to the other window here uh tiff is 35 years old she's from Wisconsin. And she's made a career out of making pretty spicy content for the internet car.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Okay. She does the only fans thing, the Fansley. And she has, she found herself a gimmick. Now, that's what I respect. I respect to anyone who could find something that's going to set them apart from the others in their hands. Yeah, like, you know, some gimmicks that are good are like big boobs or like super hot, you know, like those kinds of things. Yeah, I'm a fan of both of those genres. Those are both great gimmicks. Those are good gimmicks. Eamel princess, you know, things like that. They didn't put a towel down for her. I was surprised. An X-rated content creator has been banned from three nursing homes, Carl,
Starting point is 00:28:01 because what she was doing was going to the nursing home and fighting these horny old men and just fucking them and filming it and putting it on the internet. So what you're telling me, Benny, is that this is the greatest woman of all time, is what you're telling me. I'm wondering, how did she make into this gun parade? Because I thought about this.
Starting point is 00:28:17 And there's the part of this where can these old people consent do they have mental issues are they do they have dementia but i personally think that if a dude was doing this that'd be a problem he'd be the fucking grand marshal that would be a problem yes that would be a problem for sure since i am not a misogynist i see i'm going to call her out for this behavior hey i just want to say to tiff since you're calling her out if tip if you're watching um these frosted tips are not uh blonde hair dye. I am going gray. I'm getting older. Tiff. So
Starting point is 00:28:54 you know, if that's your thing. Point this out. That's your thing. I'm sure I'm aging over here. So she got kicked out of three senior living facilities because she's going in there and fucking the guys. Yeah. These nurses are like, not again. You get out of here. Could you imagine being one of the nurses
Starting point is 00:29:10 has to tell the residents that they're kicking them out? Look, we canceled the porn actress tonight, but don't worry. We're doing karaoke. That's still odd. That's got to suck. Oh, man. to live in one of those places has got to be a goddamn nightmare and the second there's a ray of sunshine.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Yeah. They throw it out the frucking front door. I just want to point out that bingo's fun and all, but I really liked it when that 35 year old chick with the big boobies was like sucking our dicks. Can we start doing that again? No, we didn't let her come here.
Starting point is 00:29:38 What am I paying for? Yeah, we're checking out. What am I paying for? If not for blow jobs to their old man. And she said some kind of creepy shit in there. She said these people, they're tired of being stuck at the home and regularly tell me that I make them feel young again with these shots. She said, even the grandmas agree because I'm satisfying their husbands, which they could no longer do. Yeah, they're all dried up.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Fucking shots fired. Nothing they can't they can do about it? You're fucking their husband. Can't you be nice to them? Well, I did look, I did some research on this one, Biddy. I'll be honest with you. Oh, I bet you did. She does do a very good job.
Starting point is 00:30:16 She's thorough. She does all kinds of jobs for them. Yes. She's quite thorough with her. jobs. So I got to give her credit for that. She's making a shit ton of money doing this, too, which blows my mind that this is actually
Starting point is 00:30:28 a genre of $20,000 a week says to the article. $20,000 a week. That's amazing. There's a lot of... Not being compared to what the nursing homes make, though. That's true. Yeah, they're the ones who are really making it out of this. But yeah, there really are a lot of, like, older dudes who are hard up and are looking for videos
Starting point is 00:30:46 of younger women who are into, like, really old dudes. So there's a big market for this. it's wild yeah uh reverend shit state powerful pooper thanks for the two dollars imagine the third input leakage at the old folks maybe that yeah you know what maybe that's what the problem is right there oh they put down a lot of towels at the nursing home i know that i imagine but this poor girl she could just grab a diaper on her way out that'd be good for her though 20 000 a week to fuck old guys and they're putting her they're putting her
Starting point is 00:31:19 photo up in these nursing homes like it's the post office and she's wanted by the FBI they're like don't let this woman in it's like finally an attractive woman who has to spend some time with these people they all say they want volunteers so that the people show up and they have nothing for them to do this is ridiculous
Starting point is 00:31:34 all right Carl let's keep it moving and let's meet another lovely couple shall we I want to make sure we could see this mug shot because I want everybody to know what the fuck is going on on this story Florida is a party One thing I can tell you about Florida
Starting point is 00:31:50 Because we just got back from there It's a fucking party Mm-hmm Maybe you don't want to go to this particular party If you're in Florida Why you don't like Popeye's chicken? I think it's delicious I'm not going to the Popeye's party
Starting point is 00:32:05 Not happening All right A couple was arrested Saturday afternoon For having sex on the sidewalk In front of a Popeye's In plain view of motorists Responded to report of lewd behavior A sheriff's deputy located two suspects
Starting point is 00:32:18 Tristing on a patch of grass across from the Viro Beach restaurant. Here's the photo. There's the restaurant. So they were just the sidewalk. Fucking next to that side over there. I imagine right next to that side right there. They're just fucking. Go back to the photo of those two.
Starting point is 00:32:37 I'm thinking this woman, April White, yeah. Giving out some Kendi vibes. Am I crazy? She does generally, she has the same look on her face that Kendi does when she sees you. Correct. That's the look I get from Kenny. Like, oh, fuck this guy. Maybe that's why I thought that. But listen to this shit. April White is 44 years old. And the gentleman there, Arnold Mackey, is 70. Holy shit. This is amazing. Another saint on earth.
Starting point is 00:33:02 He is. She's trying to get out of that Tiff action. She wants that 20 grand a week. Maybe. So, Mackey was noted by the cop to appear flustered when they were confronted. And he was unable to fully pull up his shorts, which left his penis fully exposed the oncoming traffic. Oh, well, that's the problem. Yeah. Like, he was trying to hide his penis from that oncoming traffic. He found a place to hide it.
Starting point is 00:33:29 And then the cops come in there and fuck it all up. Well, I want to say one thing about April White. She sounds like a charming woman. Now, as they tried to arrest her, she claimed she did nothing wrong. She reportedly struggled with the cop and called him a faggot and other obscenities. As he sought to restrain her. She's fun. White, who smelled of alcohol, was escorted to the group where police found four empty
Starting point is 00:33:54 bottles of vodka and an unopened bottle of rum. Well, she's not littering, so that's good. She's keeping those bottles with her. Was that a Jimmy Buffett song, four empty bottles of vodka and an unopened bottle of rum? Not his best song, but a decent one, yeah. It's not going to be an encore. Yeah. A motorist who called 911 after spotting the duo said he did a double take because he couldn't
Starting point is 00:34:14 believe what he was seen. the wind decided that the female had her legs spread open and the male was inserting his fingers oh okay this just changed i gotta say i get fucking a homeless guy i do but don't want to finger you what are you doing why would you do my defense there would be like i wanted to see which direction the wind was coming and i didn't have any saliva so i had the moist in my fingers oh god oh southwest that is awful right there oh shit de ward christian honey glazed hands now a pop-eyes now after being read his rights mackey reported said it was not his intention to expose himself he was like you see i thought it would be inside of her right that way nobody could see it unless they have an x-ray machine her vagina was hanging out there so i wanted to cover it up with my penis so that no children would see it i'm a gentleman right i'm a class act over here officer please new tagline for florida florida were slightly more classy than tijuana they do not allow this type of behavior favor I had such a good time in Tampa yeah you know I forgot to mention this earlier when we
Starting point is 00:35:21 were talking about you know we forgot to do when we were there uh go to the porch go to the hotel caesar that's right because that was near our Airbnb in St. Pete's the big pig hotel where they filmed thunder and paradise we were right fucking there but he wanted to go so bad I go I don't know what's the Carol Alt's not going to be there they're going to have a 32 year old Carol Alt attending bar who cares he wanted to believe I was like is that Jamaican lady he's still there? Yeah, right. Jamaica lay from Detroit. I bet you grown-up Jess works there. It's like, the little girl
Starting point is 00:35:51 works, the grown-up person. She's a bellboy now. She's fully transitioned. I believe that. All right. So this guy after being read his right said it was not his intention to expose himself and at that he asked White to leave the side of the road, but she
Starting point is 00:36:07 refused. He was like, I wanted to fuck. I didn't want to fuck there, but she's like, refused. We're fucking right here. So what is I supposed to do? Yeah. I mean, When the woman's ready, you got to take advantage. He said that he, Mackey did say, though, that he would be glad to apologize to the judge. Okay. That'll get you pretty far, sir.
Starting point is 00:36:25 I like that's like 70-year-old man logic. Well, I'll just apologize to the judge, and I'm sure he'll understand. He'll understand I'm a gentleman. How often does a 44-year-old want to get fingered on the side of the road in front of a Popeye's? Yeah. When you're 70, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Here we are. White was also charged with resisting arrest and disorderly intoxication.
Starting point is 00:36:44 both remain behind bars, and White's bond was set to $7,000, while Mackey needs to post 5,000. So, she's in more trouble than him. It doesn't seem fair, does it? Yeah. It's a man's world. Yeah, she got confused. She tried to grab at the officer's baton at one point.
Starting point is 00:37:02 She was like, give me some more. All right, a woman has been charged with arson, Carl, after allegedly setting fire to a stranger's porch. Let me show you a picture of this lovely guy. out here. All right. So my question for you, Vinny, is, would you? She seems happy. Yeah. She seems like she'd be a lot of fun, a lot of
Starting point is 00:37:24 energy. I don't know. Would you? I'm going to pass. All right. One, if you would in the chat, two if you wouldn't. Okay. One if you would. Well, why did she set fire to a stranger's porch car? Well, they had a sign outside the house that said, which is welcome? okay but witches don't set themselves on fire right well that's the problem at first i was like this makes perfect sense to me because you're supposed to burn witches sure i read that in lots of books yep and like the bible the bible talks all about witches yeah they do for sure
Starting point is 00:38:02 burn them it says of the old testament of course throw them out you know in the bible there's a character called the witch of endor did you know that's cool i did not know that that's cool i did not know that Yeah. She was an EWalk, I think. Now, I'm getting out my science fiction confused. Now, which movie was Moses in return of the Jedi? No, he didn't come until the prequels. Oh, that's why that story sucks so much. Okay. Young was found to be a possession of drug paraphernalia, shocker,
Starting point is 00:38:34 which technically is a simple misdemeanor if you didn't have to tag it on to trying to set someone's house on fire. Okay, can we talk about that real quick? Yeah, the owner of the home told officers that are security cameras, they caught a woman on her porch lighting something that caused a fire. Now, no, no, no, hold on. I want to talk to you about this. Sure. So I didn't go to school for criminal justice.
Starting point is 00:38:54 I know. Yeah, obviously. I don't know a lot about the law. I'm pretty sure. But she was charged with a simple misdemeanor, the drug paraphernalia thing that you just mentioned. Yep. And then also a serious misdemeanor. And I'm wondering how that works.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Like, it could be like a serious misdemeanor. misdemeanor and a trivial misdemeanor or it could be a simple misdemeanor and a hard misdemeanor but how is it serious and simple how are those the qualifiers for misdemeanor it's a great question i don't think that i guess the only thing that really what is the simple what does the word simple mean before the word misdemeanor like it's easy to convict yeah well i guess it just means it's a stupid simple thing people get caught doing all the time oh it's like a simple person you got caught with drug paraphernalia while you're waiting you should have fire you must be simple what are you thinking yeah get this shit out of your pockets but the simple uh misdemeanor turns into
Starting point is 00:39:53 a serious misdemeanor when it's involving arson correct yes yeah but you are allowed to burn down your friend's porch right not not straight no you're not oh you're not because that was her excuse it was a friend of her his porch now listen front street here i also did not go to school of studying criminal justice. So why the fuck are you asking me? Good point. We're just trying to work these things out together. That's all. Yeah, that's what we do. I saw more twos than ones,
Starting point is 00:40:17 by the way. She could probably take a good photo on a good day, though, I would imagine. Redheads can be feisty. I just looked up and there's a lot of twos. Yeah, there's a lot of twos. A lot of twos. So, cops tracked the woman down because there was
Starting point is 00:40:33 the doorbell footage, but she admitted to lighting the fire and went on to say she believe the home belonged to a friend, but the homeowner told the police that she does not know Michelle. I don't know why that matters. I thought it was my friends out. That's why I set the fire. Yeah. She loves a good prank. I was just pranking my friend. Yeah. That's all. Young allegedly also told police she saw a sign that read witch's welcome and said, uh, she considers herself a witch. So she decided to light some items on the porch on fire. Again, not making a lot of sense. Not making good points here. Yeah. I wonder if the drug paraphernalia.
Starting point is 00:41:07 Maybe it's something to do with this? Maybe she set some drugs on fire before she decided to do this. Yeah, she sure is in a good mood in this mugshot. Yeah. So there's that. God damn it. Where's all my good stuff go? Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny.
Starting point is 00:41:26 Were you looking for drugs just now? You're like, where'd all my good stuff go? I was looking for this. Let's talk about Matt, baby. Let's talk about a yes-s-a-ree. Let's talk about all the bad things. And the bad things meth heads, see, let's talk about meth. Drugs are bad.
Starting point is 00:41:41 You shouldn't do drugs. Was that Tucker or Dixon who made that for us? I don't know who made that one. Let's talk about meth. Maybe he did. We were talking about Tucker when we were down in Florida. I think Dr. Steve was reaching out to him. Or he was texting Dr. Steve instead of us.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Yeah, I think so. And he told Dr. Steve that he was going to contact. He told Dr. Steve to tell us that he's going to contact us. Okay, great. So. Looking forward to it, Tucker. Nice to hear from you. I only hear from Tucker Dixon when the Jaguars beat the bills.
Starting point is 00:42:09 So, like, once every three years, I get a text from Tucker Dixon. That's a funny joke. They have Gabe Davis now, so they won't be winning a lot of games. Yeah, that's a bad pickup on their part. But whatever. What do I know? Michelle reassured the officer she had no intention of hurting one or letting the fire get out of control. So we have that that we can hang our hats on.
Starting point is 00:42:30 After being taken to the police station. She set a fire and then walked away. What do you mean? What do you think is going to happen? is just going to slowly burn out on that wood? I think so. Oh, okay. I think she was just trying to be friendly to other witches.
Starting point is 00:42:44 That's what they do. They set each other's shit out of there. All right. I'm learning today. Moving on. Let's go to Newport, Ritchie, Florida, a place I never, ever want to go again. Did I ever tell you about the time that I ripped my pants on stage?
Starting point is 00:42:56 I don't think you have. Were we doing walking? Just doing stand-up. It was doing stand-up. It was doing stand-up. Too much friction between your thighs? I was doing a run with the joke factories and the first show was in Newport, Ritchie, Florida. And when I got down there and I opened up my suitcase, I realized I forgot I bought a brand new pair of Levi's to take with me and I forgot them.
Starting point is 00:43:18 And I was in this shitty part of Florida. And the only place I saw was like a marshals. Well, there's that Walmart and Del Mabry you could have gone to. Well, this is Newport Ritchie. It's further down. It's closer to Orlando and further south. So I'm not driving to Dale Mayberry, which, by the way, I hear is actually a normal Walmart. People went.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Yeah, it's just a normal place. And Chad's retarded. Yeah. It's not the milestone you might think it is from the very famous bit. Yeah. I mean, people are like, freaking Rocco and I were having conversations of what we wanted to see in Tampa. We're like, let's go to Fez Watley's Gray. Let's go to the Walmart on Dale Mayberry.
Starting point is 00:43:54 We went to Glory Days restaurant the first night we were there. We went to Frenchies, had ourselves a group of sandwich, just like Ron Bennington says you should. Yep. Did a lot of fun things. but we did not do that. We were to go to the patio see if we could find that oil can. Who knows?
Starting point is 00:44:09 Yeah, didn't somebody say they went to the patio and there was an oil can sitting there? Like, is this like in a historic spot now where they have to keep it pristine? Dented oil can. Okay. I went into this Marshalls and I looked for a pair of fat guy jeans.
Starting point is 00:44:27 The closest thing I'd was a pair that looked my size, Carl. But there was not one distinguishing label. There wasn't even a price tag on. Uh-oh. It's like there was just this one pair. And what did I try it on? And they fit. And I was like, I guess I'll roll with these so I could find it for tonight so I could find something better.
Starting point is 00:44:44 And I wore them the first night in Newport, Ritchie. And to be honest with you, they were fine. You should have just bought two pairs of jeans and combined them. They did. Oh. I hate sewing. Betsy Ross, I am not. Get this woman off the screen.
Starting point is 00:44:59 I can't look at her anymore. Oh, good boy. The fucking Joker. It's too much. It's too much. So I go to the next night I'm in Daytona Yeah, it might have been Daytona
Starting point is 00:45:10 I forget where I was But I'm on stage And I used to do this bit Where I had to like cross my leg It's kind of like a pantomime thing Yeah And I get to that point And I cross my leg
Starting point is 00:45:18 And I just heard this Oh no And I'm 15 minutes into a 45 minute Headlighting set, mind you And I stood there for a second And I looked at a guy in the audience As like hey man You look like you got a lot of his face
Starting point is 00:45:33 Come here check out uh my pants just ripped and he looks back he goes yeah and they were from like underwear top underneath my ass cheek down my leg just a giant rip because of the marshals in fucking newport richie florida and let me ask you this was that the biggest laugh you've ever gotten on stage was that the peak of your career right there then you're like hey it's the guy who rips his jeez you're going on code in it's why i retired yeah right well carl it was a terrible night until the end of the show when all these people said I was so funny and started giving me large bills to go buy new jeans. Oh, that's nice of them. Yeah, I was just getting, you got some pity
Starting point is 00:46:13 applause. I got some pity cash. You're like, this guy must be broke. And I was like, I'm not broke. I bought $120 Levi's. I forgot him. Fucking suck. I, um, ripped a pair of pants, dress pants, uh, with the isotopes, but in the front during a show. Oh, that's less embarrassing. Uh, it wasn't great. Nothing to see here. Was it great? Nothing to see here. All right, Carl. Newport-Ritchie, Florida.
Starting point is 00:46:39 Last week we talked about how the situation with AI and these kids in the schools were making images of their classmates on AI fucking. Yes. And that was a problem. Yes. Well, you know, things snowball. Stephen Houser, he's 67 years old. He's a teacher at the Beacon Christian Academy. It's accused of not only having child porn, but of using artificial intelligence to create a,
Starting point is 00:47:03 riotic content from the yearbook photos of three students. Can I just say this? If you're a 67-year-old man and you're teaching third graders at a Christian school. I don't care what school. If you want to be around third graders when you're that age, people should be checking in on you. We should be doing a serious background check because who wants that fucking job unless you're a creep? He's a creep. He admitted to creating sexually explicit pictures from his own admittance, taking them from the yearbook,
Starting point is 00:47:33 and moving it over into the AI and then getting kiddie porn. Now, he was going on Roblox, a kid's game, talking to kids over there. He's 60-something years old this fucking guy. Yeah, but Vinny, you go on these forums for wrestling and shit and talk to children all day long. I don't go on any wrestling forums. It's not that creepy. You're talking to 12-year-olds about swapping out wrestling photos and 8 by 10s all the time. Dude, did you see what Ria Ripley did this weekend?
Starting point is 00:48:00 No. Do you know what Ria Ripley is? No. Oh, my God. Ria Ripley She did the Rikishi stink face on somebody No
Starting point is 00:48:09 Worth a Google Maybe hit the message ports Carl you know these things All I had to do is bring up wrestling And we got sidetracked immediately I knew that would happen Fucking Ria Ripley Jesus Christ almighty
Starting point is 00:48:21 She's amazing to look Okay He said there could be more victims out there Apart from just these three students That he was making shit of But he had child porn and he got busted He's waiting to appear in court and he was given a $500,000 bond.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Yeah, the detective in this said, no matter what picture you put out there, somebody can use that later for evil purposes. Have you seen the photos of me from Largo? No one's using AI to make me naked, all right? I don't think I have to worry about any photo I put out there. I think we're good. I'm going to take that as a challenge.
Starting point is 00:48:58 Maybe take that cow bikini picture, throw that in AI, see what you could do, send it to the creep off of Jimmy. Dude, I'm looking at Ria Ripley right now because he piqued my interest with that. Yeah. This is a dude. You thought that was hot? No, it isn't.
Starting point is 00:49:11 This woman's built like China. Dude, she's, dude, trust me. Dude, dude. You're out of your mind. Dude. Google her blonde. Google blonde. That doesn't change her from being a dude.
Starting point is 00:49:21 This is got stuff. You're crazy. What a feeling deep inside of me. You're insane. You're insane. All right. You ready for the most disturbing story of the day? there's a yeah there's a few
Starting point is 00:49:34 well this one's pretty bad a young boy strangled nine rabbits and two guinea pigs to death during a trip to the petting zoo you know what though in his defense he thought his parents were taking him to the strangle zoo not the petting zoo the mechanical ape
Starting point is 00:49:47 Carl confirmed big gay there it is everybody mechanical ape you can't take his word for it he's been riding me hard all day I don't who's been riding you hard all day mechanical ape mechanical ape
Starting point is 00:50:02 for that quippy McGee over there? No, I'm Googling Ria Ripley just to teach you a fucking lesson. All right, yeah, pull it up because I just looked at it. She is built like a very big dude. She's got arms on her. I'll give you that. Yeah, she sure does. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:50:20 She has like, she shaved her head a little bit. Mm-hmm. She didn't shave her armpits, but she didn't shave her head. She does, you, son of a bitch. You know, here's a, I'll give you a She says an nice picture of her. She probably says everything like it's a question. She is Australia.
Starting point is 00:50:38 She's married to an AEW, dude, which sucks. But that's Ria. She's really cute, man. Jesus Christ. You're a real idiot, Carl. You're a real fucking idiot. Oh, so I like it that you find the one photo where he doesn't show the entire masculine body. You're like, see?
Starting point is 00:50:52 She's pretty cute. All right. If you say so. You're a real piece of shit, Carl. But I'm going to prove you wrong. I'm Googling here. Yeah, see how many photos you have to go through before you can find one that's going to prove your point, correct? I just try not to be like a complete
Starting point is 00:51:04 fucking loser and be like, look at these simp for Ria, even though we should all be sipping for... Wait, hold on a second. You're trying to not be a loser right now as you're Googling image photos of a wrestler you think is hot? I don't know if that's the right strategy, buddy. Yeah, Ria is pretty good looking, dude. Hold on, here we go. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:51:24 I got it. I got the one. Here we go. Here's a little Ria. You can't even see... Okay, see, you had to find a photo. You can't even see. her. Oh, I could see her. We could see her. We could all see, Ria. You stop it now. That ass would snap your penis right off your body. Yeah, it would. Okay. Yeah, it would.
Starting point is 00:51:42 So, Carl, don't you enjoy always being wrong? You wrong again. Lady Kmont. You dumb. See, no, you did it this time. You did it this. I didn't bring him up. You did. Motherfucker. That's true. Young boy, okay, Ria Ripley, one or twos in the chats, kids, one or twos. One is yes, I would, two is, no, I would not. All right, a young boy strangled, nine rabbits, two giddy pigs of death. There did a solo trip to the Petting Zoo.
Starting point is 00:52:14 Let's get back to why everybody's here. Yes. Murder of small animals by a nine-year-old. This kid's nine. He showed no emotion. He goes into the Petting Zoo by himself on March 11th. And nobody's supervising this kid. They walk in and there's a bunch of dead animals at his feet.
Starting point is 00:52:32 and he's just like, hey. You know, I've noticed that rabbits can sometimes be a little on edge, a little anxious around people. I think I'm starting to understand why now. Yeah, animals at the petting zoo should all be terrified. Yes. No one is looking out for them. A nine-year-old got in and did that kind of damage.
Starting point is 00:52:50 And how do you even strangle a guinea pig? How the fuck do you find that thing's neck? It's like trying to strangle a potato. Which is something we both tried. Yeah, but I know I can't strangle a potato. his neck is too fat. Right. You've tried to assault a Frankenstein monster?
Starting point is 00:53:08 I've salted a potato, but... Manager Ali Dornbust told the media, quote, it makes you completely sick. The young boy will not face criminal charges. He's under the age of 12. A psychiatrist named Esther Van Phenema said of the incident, I feel sorry for the animals, but also for the little boy,
Starting point is 00:53:26 who apparently feels so bad that he has to do this. Hold on a second. what's not feel bad for this nine-year-old psychopath who I'm guessing it's not going to end well this would be my guess Vinny this thing where this kid strangled rabbits in a petting zoo is going to be one of over 100 sentences on his wiki page in the future guys like us will be like I want to present to you a boy from the Netherlands when he was nine that's just the warm-up to what this kid's going to get into and I'm going to tell you something right now there will be a kiwi farms page too for for sure
Starting point is 00:54:01 This woman has some advice for you parents out there. And this maybe, I don't know if this is good advice or not, but if you have to, if you think your kid's a weirdo, she says if you kill an animal in the house, explain to the child why, even if it's an insect so that it learns that you don't wring the neck of a guinea pig, which is harmful. You know, we had mice when I was growing up and we'd have mouse traps. I knew the difference between that and the family dog. I don't know that you'd need to explain that to children. There's a psychiatrist who's mentioned in this article saying children who want to kill and torture animals, that is a red flag. Oh, is it? Well, thank you for that.
Starting point is 00:54:43 Professional opinion. I had no idea. I'm really glad we brought an expert to explain this to us. Yeah, no shit. Can we put people like this down, Vinnie? If you want to strangle to death, a cute little bunny rabbit when you're nine, can we just put this person down? Well, you know, there used to be a time when that was food and you had to do it. wondering if this was like bred into this child
Starting point is 00:55:03 if like you know six ancestors back he was the fucking local bunny killer six edits back it's the Netherlands this is not a third world country that we're talking about I don't know I'm just saying I don't know what the fuck they do over there now listen to this shit the killings came after
Starting point is 00:55:18 he stopped on it with his wooden shoe over and over again was he opi if you kill an aunt okay I'm sorry the killings came after it was revealed that the children are filming themselves using catapults to injure and kill animals in the UK using the WhatsApp. WhatsApp is the app
Starting point is 00:55:34 where you can watchable catapult animals download, all right? Around 500 members across 11 group chats, which include primary school children, have shared footage of their kills. I got to say launching animals is kind of funny, though, right? I mean, strangling them with your bare hands, that's weird.
Starting point is 00:55:52 I say that's how we put this kid down. I say we launch him into the sea on a cataple. That's not a bad idea. That's fun. Put it on TV. Put it on Netflix. Maybe that could be before the Tyson Paul fight. Netfakes will pay a lot of money for that. They pay a lot of money for everything. So you might have beyond a something here.
Starting point is 00:56:10 So they're like, Bert Kreisier here. Take our money. Like, oh, Netflix. We need to talk. It's wrong with you. Yeah. All right. Let's go to Ohio with the dumbest slash sneakiest woman in the state.
Starting point is 00:56:24 She's an out-of-the-box thinker. An Ohio woman tricked one boy friend into helping her cover up the murder of another one has now admitted to a whole lot of crimes. Debbie Lynn Frazier, she's 36, pled guilty on Monday to counts of murder with a firearm specification, tampering with evidence and gross abuse of a corpse. Most abusive corpses is gross. According to the press release issued by the Muskegon County Prosecutor's Office, the murderous has lived with Thomas Waddle, a significantly older man and an on-again,
Starting point is 00:56:55 an off-again relationship for years, according to the statement effects. The two had met at a Kroger grocery store where they previously worked. Waddle had recently retired, and was known for reaching out and helping those who are in need. So that sounds to me like he was looking for a younger puss. Like, I'll help you out. Come stay with me. Prosecutors wrote inside their home on Santer's Drive in Zanesville, a medium-sized city and county, where Valentine's Day, cards, shared cookbooks, and other evidence of a life spent together were surrounded in this place.
Starting point is 00:57:24 They had all, look, everything looks happy. Yeah, they're dating. Yeah. So on August night, 2023, after days of planning, Waddle was killed. Frazier walked up behind him when he was sitting down in his recliner and shot him in the back of the head with the 22. Oh, that's a bad day right there. That's a day ruiner. Not the worst way to go.
Starting point is 00:57:41 No, that's true. As long as it's quick, you sit down and you're like, I am going to relax and everything is good. Gone. Yeah, they call that the Lincoln Project. I could be wrong about that. I might be something else. This is the name of this episode, The Lincoln Project. Good job.
Starting point is 00:58:02 You just named it. Note to self, the Lincoln Project. So she then goes to cover up her crime. That's the word Christian wrote too soon, Carl. I was going to say Kennedy, but I didn't want to offend people. You still remember. You just made me look at the chat. Simon 343.
Starting point is 00:58:20 We need to add Dan Schneider to the Hall of Creams. Oh, yes. He's already there, kids. He's already there, but there's a full episode for you. But did you see, I mean, obviously we had this doc that came out about Nickelodeon. And then he did a show with like, one of the kids who worked on, I currently, I was watching Blind Mike. They were playing the interview of that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:39 I would like to discuss how Drake Bell got raped by the pickle guy. Maybe that guy should be the next contestant on the creep off Hall of Fame. So, Fraser shot this guy in the head. his body was then wrapped up in trash bags duct tape and a comforter she then sent out pink comforter this is ohio they issued them there right yeah okay that's why it was pink from the blood she then set up covering her crime in a dramatic but unsuccessful fashion carl the next day she called 911 to falsely report a burglary well on the phone with dispatchers she feigned fright and screamed about two men being in the home authority said she also described a ransacking
Starting point is 00:59:20 and arriving home to find the door open. Dispatchers hear the sound of a quiet gunshot and then heard Frasier crying out that she had been shot. See, the problem with this, Vinnie, this strategy? There's a million. We only get one chance to pull off the performance. It better be the performance of a lifetime because this ain't dress rehearsal.
Starting point is 00:59:43 This is it. The lights are on, the cameras are on, you've got to go. And I'll also add this. Merrill Streep could not get out of this with her acting. No one can because the guy was shot in the head the day before there's a thing called Forensics
Starting point is 00:59:58 One of the problems, yeah, one of the problems Oh, you got shot in the leg This guy is rigamortist in the chair He's holding the remote out like this His body's fucking frozen He's been there a while Oh, fuck this guy Seaboss 4044
Starting point is 01:00:15 $5 euros Carlos told you totally right about Rie Rippley She looks exactly like M Shadows The lead singer of the Ventures Yes, I knew I'd see her before I was looking at the chat by the way It was about split between ones and twos Well, listen
Starting point is 01:00:30 She's not my hill to die on But if that's where I die It's a hill all right It's either getting the stick face Rea Ripley or in the recliner I can't decide how I want to go All right so yeah What happens with this case
Starting point is 01:00:45 That we're getting distracted Okay So her plan was elaborate. Waddle's Department was well kept in orderly. The statement goes on, the ranckeing described by Frazier was closer to superficial messmaking. The place was ransacked. Do you see all the dishes in the sink?
Starting point is 01:01:03 Look at this. Someone knocked over the flowers. The flowers are everywhere. This is Bedlam. Fucking ridiculous. Nothing of value appeared to be missing, including numerous firearms, all the types of things people would take in a home invasion. Inconsistency surrounding the entire situation piled up.
Starting point is 01:01:24 The investigation determined that while I'm dead, hours before the 911 call was made, law enforcement canvassed the area for surveillance footage of witness testimony that would help identify the home invaders, instead finding no evidence whatsoever that anyone had fled from the residence on the day in question. Here's the other thing, guys. All your neighbors have ringed doorbells. There's a pretty good chance. there's a ring doorbell pointing at your fucking house
Starting point is 01:01:47 and you wouldn't even know it. Yeah, no, there's cameras everywhere now. Yeah. Now, a series of suspicious tallied and deleted Google searches were later found out Fraser's phone, including how to load a gun, how to load a revolver pistol, how to know what ammo your gun uses.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Oh, honey, you're not ready for this yet. These are beginner-level Google searches for this. You've got to get a lot further advanced a loaded gun Well, there was more What does 22 ammo look like And my favorite worst place To get hit in the head
Starting point is 01:02:21 Shoot off his ear That'll do it So I have a question for you, Vinny Because we find this with a lot of these cases Where they get the phone I don't even know if they need the phone They just go to Google And get all the recent search history
Starting point is 01:02:34 From these people How do we solve that problem For these would-be murderers And other criminals Library Library but that would be suspicious. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:45 Taking out all those books. What about Steal your name is Wi-Fi. Incognito mode. Right. Probably once I was stupid like that. They'll never know it was me. Is DuckDock Go the answer?
Starting point is 01:02:58 I don't know. Yeah. How would I know? I'll do some research on this. We need to help people out. Yeah. How would I know? If I could find a way to get rid of my search history hosting this show,
Starting point is 01:03:08 I'd be thrilled. So. They start searching. Those searches began on August 5th, 2023. The final search intrigued investigators that occurred on August 10th, a few hours before the 911 call. How long does GSR stay on skid, gun whatever residue? Investigators learned the killer had a boyfriend John Anderson, who said he was shocked to discover that his on-again, off-again girlfriend of 10 years was living with another man, prosecutors wrote. To the account for the first time at Waddles, Frazier said he was a dementia patient.
Starting point is 01:03:42 so he went over there and he he was she was like this is a guy's a dementia patient i'm taking care of him by fucking him and living for free well yeah she didn't uh explain that part of it but yes yeah so this long-riding excuse apparently provided enough of an impetus for fraser to convince anderson and calling waddle on the phone pretending to be a bank fraud representative i know this sounds crazy in the text messages anderson provided fraser explained that Waddle was having an Alzheimer's problem, and his granddaughter was trying to explain something to him. Frazier, it turned out, had also created a fake fraud representative email account purported to be from the same bank she and the victim shared.
Starting point is 01:04:25 Investigators learned their joint account had been drawn down to about $2,000, giving police a motive for the slain. So this guy's helping her con him, and he's blaming her saying he didn't know. So yeah, the one boyfriend is robbing from the other boyfriend, but he didn't know that was the boyfriend. He just thought that they were taking advantage of this old guy. And then in order to cover up all over tracks, she decided to have this elaborate scheme where she'd murder the older boyfriend they were stealing from and retent it was a home invasion by shooting herself,
Starting point is 01:04:53 by classical bursting or leg. And none of this worked because she did not play this out well at all. Like you said, she was saying that this is all going down during the 911 call because you could hear the gunfire and stuff in the background. And they get there, they're like, this guy's been dead for 24 hours. What are you talking about? Right.
Starting point is 01:05:08 Now, they also found a glove with gunshot residue inside a phrase. Frazier's backpack. Yeah. Frazier's DNA. Wala had been shot with his own gun, they learned. So there's lots of problems here. And, you know, she kept changing her story as soon as they were just like, well, how come we found this residue on you?
Starting point is 01:05:24 And why is their DNA over here? So, yeah, it was not well thought out. Uh, question. Chad Zubach is a midget, thanks for the 499. Were the Hatley's too busy shooting BBC content to make the Florida show? I'm sure you could have gotten toplops to the video with them. So it's funny you say that because the hatling. were invited not by me
Starting point is 01:05:43 I think Dr. Steve somebody reached out to him, invited him and Brent said that he is out of show business so he did not want to come which is great because I did not want him there. I don't find him entertaining in any single way. Do you find him alluring and erotic in any single way?
Starting point is 01:05:59 No, watching him beat off his little pecker while his wife's getting banged is nothing for me. Not my thing at all. But don't you think it was funny when he was with Bubba? I didn't listen to Bubba back then. Do you listen to Bubba? now? No. Then there it is. Okay, Carl, we're to close off this scum parade with a boat with an update. The mother and father of Lacey Fletcher, Carl, the Louisiana woman whose body was found
Starting point is 01:06:25 melted into a maggot infested sofa at her family's house, finally got sentenced to prison. Good. They were each sentenced to 40 years. Nice. Yeah, because we were worried about that. Originally it was manslaughter and it wasn't going to be that much. Yeah, they were originally talking like two or three years for each of them. Yeah, which seemed crazy. And I like the quote from them after this. They said that, quote, they claimed they could have done more to change the outcome. You think?
Starting point is 01:06:54 Like maybe having like home care nurses show up every now and again to check on this. And they also said, so if you remember, what happened is this autistic girl, oh my God, that's a disturbing photo. Don't, don't distract me with that shit. Is that me mixed with Rod Jeremy? Carl, what about all that Carl Jeremy A.I. Oh, man. That is disturbing right there. Yuck.
Starting point is 01:07:20 Oh, tag lizard. Thanks for the two euros. I love it. Never do that again. So this poor girl. I want to put that out on Instagram. Send it out over. This girl in her early 20s just sat on the couch and never moved again, never talked again.
Starting point is 01:07:31 And they just let her disintegrate for like 15 years. Yeah. Just sat on this couch and then became part of the couch and then eventually she died for, she was dead a couple days. checked out and I'm like, huh. She's not really eating that slop we put in front of her. Maybe she's dead. Oh, well.
Starting point is 01:07:49 And they said that she was 96 pounds at the end, which, I mean, skeletons don't weigh that much. She could probably lose a couple more, right? I mean, if she just exercises a little bit. I mean, that says. You got to get off the couch and exercise people. Could be a target.
Starting point is 01:08:05 Oh, you're going to be a fat-ass 94-pound skeleton. I don't see anything wrong with 96 pounds, but. Oh, shit. shit all right kids so uh that is this week's oh they also said that they gave her covid they go also she had COVID in this article I don't know if we brought that up the first time are they chalky that up at the COVID death numbers I'm just curious I'm sure they are I'm sure they are but it's hilarious to me because wasn't the whole thing about just like staying home in your house so that you won't get COVID this this woman was the best at it
Starting point is 01:08:33 she was the best at staying home and she still got he didn't work you still got COVID. Lacey Fletcher is your case subject as to why social distancing didn't work? Correct. Yes, that's my proof. I think you missed a couple of let's hit some super chats. Super chats in between there. Okay. Did I? Yes. There's one.
Starting point is 01:08:59 Dang Lizard says for five euros Raise 180 killing spree is a simple misdemeanor while Kendi is a candidate for a serious misdemeanor 2024. I see what you did there because Ray is a simple guy and Kendi
Starting point is 01:09:16 is a serious contender. She's a miss with a demeanor. Correct. All right. Erica Ann, love you, creeps in the show.
Starting point is 01:09:25 Keep it up. Vote for Carl. Thank you, Erica, Ann. Being a member for seven months. Wow, that's amazing. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:31 Didn't know we've had memberships for seven months. Thank you. If you remember on our YouTube, the entire live show is also available to you. James Gartner, thanks to the 499.
Starting point is 01:09:42 Creepoff host shouldn't be creeped out by gummo. Watch the Soska sisters vomit porn for a consequence. Oh, God. See, I don't want to do gross out stuff. Can we not do gross out stuff, please? Let's go back to this one. It's so crazy. Speaking of which, that is so creepy.
Starting point is 01:09:58 It is. But my dick has been compared before, so I get it. You want to do some voicemails? Sure. All right, let's sit them up. Where did they? Oh. shit.
Starting point is 01:10:08 Here we go. The creep off voicemail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse, a city so potent, even hearing about it gave Kate Middleton cancer. See you in Syracuse. I don't know that makes
Starting point is 01:10:23 sense, but I like it. It's topical. So this guy is also kind of upset us about our consequences. So, by the way, mine, I'm doing Saturday. Look out for a live stream. I'm sick and tired of all these plusy-ass consequences, okay?
Starting point is 01:10:41 Oh, man, I got to watch the last Jedi five times. Where? I have to do a, I have to watch cuties five times. Like, we all know the only part of that that was a consequence with Carl trying not to masturbate throughout that entire run. Like, go on. All right. I have a real consequence for you guys, okay?
Starting point is 01:10:59 The loser of the creep off has to befriend one stuttering John Melinda. Nope. For at least a month. Nope. Okay, we all know John. If Carl goes to John, it's like, hey, you know, I'm sorry for Guipanagia for all these years. I'm sorry for talking about your kids.
Starting point is 01:11:15 Then I was in the wrong. You know, the shit where he's the real asshole. And, you know, same with Vinny. If he apologizes and he kind of shows his neck a little bit, John will forgive him and be best buddies with him. Yes. All right. We've seen this pattern before with pretty much everyone except surely. Yep.
Starting point is 01:11:29 One month, friends with Stuttering John. That is the ultimate creep off consequence. All right. Thank you. Fuck you. Don't come me back. Bye. That's kind of funny.
Starting point is 01:11:40 I'm not going to lie. That would be kind of fun to do. And you know what? It would be wild because everybody would go, they're doing it as a constant question. He'd be going, no, he's a good guy. No, he's a good guy. He really wants to be my buddy. He's loved me ever since my stern days.
Starting point is 01:11:52 He was a fan. He was a fan of mine in his house dedicated to me. All right, that's a funny idea. I like that one. I'm not putting that on the wheel. Oh, all right. Okay, but you know what, though? Here's the deal.
Starting point is 01:12:04 You might not get it done, though. Like, that's the problem. Oh, well, trying and failing is okay. Okay. Hey, this is the guy who just called about the Southern John Friendship Challenge. I just wanted to clarify something, so it didn't sound like a pervert. The reason the cuties was not a challenge was because specifically because it was Carl doing it. I've never watched that movie.
Starting point is 01:12:25 Okay. No, I understood. If anything, it would be a real consequence. But Carl's a purve. We all know that. Okay, thank you. I want to clarify that. Thank you, fuck you by.
Starting point is 01:12:34 Duly noted. I understood what you were saying, sir. Okay Podcast profit coming in under 45 Good for you this week Podcast Robert Holy Spirit speaking through I have a couple of questions real fast
Starting point is 01:12:49 The cop that adopted that kid Carl was quoted As saying that the guy said he Didn't There was no expectations on the kid living And it was a miracle and all that shit I need the time frame When he adopted the kid and all that shit
Starting point is 01:13:03 Did he rush through to adopt the kid Well the kid wasn't supposed to live and was just like, oh, look at this, free fucking press. And then, oh, fuck, the kid lived. God damn, that's tough of this all the kid. How'd that go? Anyway, thank you, fuck you back. He adopted him and immediately put insurance out of him.
Starting point is 01:13:17 Yeah, right, yeah, that's funny. Good question. I don't know, the answer. Here's a great, here's a great call who saw Sprucy at the show, at the Largo show. Hey, Vinnie, hey, Carl. calling a little bit after the Largo show. I just want to see you guys did a great job. It was hilarious. I loved it.
Starting point is 01:13:42 The Joe's story was great, Vinnie. Yes, that was great. And I want to give a special shout out to the guy who got escorted out by the cops. I was sitting right behind him, and he was the annoying the fuck out of being my girlfriend. He could start hardly stay in his chair, yelling random things like evil, evil. like when trans stuff would happen. But yeah, he's annoying. I'm glad he got escorted out.
Starting point is 01:14:10 Fuck you for being distracting. Instracting everybody around you during the show. And great show. Yeah. So, again, I wouldn't even be saying this if the guy hadn't got on the internet and blamed me for it. But literally the best bit of the night was straight kid stuff, which was a fantastic production. And as soon as Annie, our review girl, came on, he's. screaming evil and booing
Starting point is 01:14:35 and it really distracted from what was otherwise everyone's favorite part of the show. It was just obnoxious behavior. We have one final voicemail today. Someone would like to discuss what he's things so far and how he is polling the results girl competition.
Starting point is 01:14:51 Oh, great. Hey guys, I really think you should have your own results girl and if you're not going to do that, at least have them all on at the same time for like a last chance debate or whatever. But if I had to vote now, I'd vote for Danny's looks, me hell yes, personality, first Megan's tits and redhead Megan's probably ability to speak.
Starting point is 01:15:14 And don't worry, Jess. I didn't forget about you. My favorite part about you, Jess, is your absence from the podcast. Never comes back to say a banker. Thank you. Fuck you, bye. By the way, perfect assessment so far. Each has brought different attribute to the show.
Starting point is 01:15:31 I loved all of them so far. Don't forget Malka Malca's still hanging out Well yeah Obviously hi Malca Oh okay I didn't realize I was on screen Okay hi hi How are we doing so far
Starting point is 01:15:41 Doing good I was listening to the podcast While I was doing some work in the background Who's doing a better job so far On your thing Oh shit Okay well that's Well I'm biased
Starting point is 01:15:54 Because via non true believers Excelsior Excelsior Excelsior Excelior or true believers. I think someone was asking what my Instagram was because I didn't
Starting point is 01:16:06 say it clearly. So it's artsy underscore MSF. So like artsy like artistic. A RTSY underscore MSF. And yes, I am Jewish. All right. She's answering all the questions that we need to know. Very good. Thank you again.
Starting point is 01:16:23 See you later, Malcolm. Right, Carl. You brought a video today you wanted us to watch. Yes, I did. So I don't think we talked about this, but it was pretty big news in the true crime world because it involves a YouTuber named Ruby Frankie and she was up to 2 million subscribers on her
Starting point is 01:16:40 YouTube channel and she was one of these well she's Mormon and so she's got a ton of kids I think there's six kids plus her and her husband so some channel and she does these mommy vlogs and she's going on and telling other moms how to deal
Starting point is 01:16:58 with raising all these kids and raising them the right way and struggles she goes through and everything else you got very very popular doing this that is actually absolutely the shittiest and the worst well genre of content creator yes and uh not they're all just parroting the same shit well this gets really crazy so actually jeff spangler sent me this video that just came out a couple of days ago because well long story short there is a setup to this video so we'll see all of this but basically the reason why she got caught for um all of crimes that she was involved in, which she has been
Starting point is 01:17:34 said this. She'll be in prison for many, many years now. Yay. Because her 12-year-old son escaped from her house and made it to a neighbor's house where the neighbors got help for him and for the first time they actually put out the webcam
Starting point is 01:17:50 footage of this kid looking for help from his neighbors. Think of the hit she could have gotten for a channel. She had just filmed it herself. Yep. She missed opportunity right there. Yeah. Yep. All right. So should I just start this at the beginning? Yeah, start off from the from the top. They do a good background here. Yeah, Carl didn't pull clips, everybody, so I have to scrub
Starting point is 01:18:06 this today, just so you know. Yeah, whatever. Hi, I was just wondering if you could do two favors. Well, what are they? Taking me to the nearest police station. For the first time, we're hearing from Ruby Frankie's son himself, the emaciated 12-year-old boy who broke free from duct tape shackles and ran for help.
Starting point is 01:18:27 His escape exposed the shocking abuse at the hands of his mother Ruby Frankie And her friend Disgraced Psychiatrist Jody Hildebrand Okay, I'm just going to stop there for a second When you are a psychiatrist And you are described as disgraced
Starting point is 01:18:46 You are fucked Because let me tell you something Most psychiatrists Are fucking crazy and should be disgraced Just by themselves And then when someone actually finds out And people word authorities, you're in trouble Yeah, you're fucked
Starting point is 01:19:00 But let me give you a quick background on this because I don't think this is explained in this video too much. So basically what happened was this woman started this mommy vlogging thing and it took off, started making them a lot of money. And so she's a Mormon, her and her husband, who's a college professor are part of this thing that they're doing. And then she decides she needs help with the marriage. So she starts going to this woman, this Hildebrandt.
Starting point is 01:19:24 And it has been described because the husband was eventually forced out of the home. and Hildebrand and Ruby got very close. They're meditating together. They're spending all these time behind closed doors. The husband wasn't even allowed upstairs in the house. And he was eventually kicked out of the house. He wasn't able to see his kids for over a year. And it was described that this woman was running a cult.
Starting point is 01:19:47 So this disgraced psychiatrist or psychologist is actually a cult leader. It turns out. You see, this is why our cult would be better. Yes, that's why I was getting excited about. And let me explain to you why we would have, the number one thing we would have done differently. If we have to kick out the husband, which, you know, odds are we're going to have to get rid of the husband. A couple husbands got to go. The husbands get to take the kids with them, you see.
Starting point is 01:20:11 Yes, our cult's very different. Yes. The husbands take the kids. We see the kids all you fucking want. Or if we're going to go to bring the kids back, that's what we ghost them. Or if we're talking about like Hannah and Mr. Hannah, yeah. Mr. Hannah gets the dogs. So, yes, our cult's very different.
Starting point is 01:20:31 Vinnie Paulino can come. All right, keep it playing. I like dogs. Okay. In all the pieces, I think you'd have a lot of anything for what's going on. And the details of the boys' abuse proved to be more horrific than we could have ever imagined. Medical got there. They started cutting his, cutting the stuff off him.
Starting point is 01:20:57 And then you can see, like, the... a dark around his ankles, and you could smell it, the flesh. By now you know the story of Ruby Frankie, the once-famed YouTube mom who turned convicted child abuser. Well, those kids look annoying anyway. ...documenting the lives of her children on the YouTube channel Eight Passengers that at one point had more than 2 million followers. Critics pointed out Frankie's alarming parenting tactics far before her.
Starting point is 01:21:29 arrest. And my kids are literally starving. I hesitate to say this because it's going to sound like I'm like a mean barbarian, but I told the kids I said, I'm not even going to let you eat breakfast until you get your chores done. But it was August 30th, 2023, when things really changed for Frankie. Please your mom bring you back for me. Perfect. And then. That's when this harrowing 911 call was made. This kid has obviously been I think he's been, he's been detained, he's obviously covered in wounds. We've played the call for you dozens of times here on Law and Crime Network, but this is the first time we're actually seeing what led up to it.
Starting point is 01:22:16 I mean, that's a beautiful looking house. Oh, yeah, these are multi-million-dollar houses. The property is fucking gorgeous. Yeah, this is beautiful. So why do you scrub up? So they're going to show, first he goes to this one house and no one answers, and then he walks over to another house. Scropped about 4.30.
Starting point is 01:22:30 Got it. And this is where a neighbor finally comes out. He's, like, walking away, dejected. And the guy's like, hey, can I help you? What's going on? Yes. R.F. turns around and faces the neighbor, asking for what he calls some favors. Hi, how is just wondering if he could do two favors?
Starting point is 01:22:58 Well, what are they? Taking me to the nearest police station. The man asked the boy what's going on, and he replies, it's personal business. Well, actually, just one's fine. What's going on, son? I have a seat there. It's personal business. He went to fucking Hank Hill's house? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:22 Sit on, son. Tell me, take a load off. This is Lady Bird. The neighbor asks R.F. how he got over there before the video cuts out. What's your name? Ed, you know what?
Starting point is 01:23:32 Hold on. The greater good, good point. Obviously, this child was raised right. He didn't come banging out and going, help, help, help him. But he didn't mind doing me a favor and taking me to the police station. He's like, look, my mom's abusing me, but I'm not going to tell you my business. And you know what else? I'm not just going to trauma dump on you either.
Starting point is 01:23:50 Right, yes. I just need a ride. I kind of think that maybe this lady did a few things right. That's my point. Sorry. We now know RF broke free from duct tape shackles after months of abuse. He and his younger sister were found in such poor condition that they needed to be hospitalized after their rescue. Next, we see video of the neighbor making the infamous 911 call that up until now we only had heard audio for.
Starting point is 01:24:24 As you can see, RF is with an earshot of the call. I just had a 12-year-old boy show up here at my front door asking for help. And he said he just came up from the neighbor's house and he's emaciated. He's got tape around his legs. He's hungry and he's thirsty. We'll give him water. They are. You can see the mom. Another video. Put down a bowl for the kid.
Starting point is 01:24:58 Still on the line with 911. He has duct tape around any injuries. There's sores around them. Yeah, there's sores around them. I think the good chance he's been And he also has Oh, and he has the wrist as well. I mean, it's risks as well. Okay, this boy has
Starting point is 01:25:14 been. Needs immediate attention. The 911 recording is famous for the neighbor tearing up during the call as he explains the boy's condition. We now know that as one neighbor was... Normally, I wouldn't cry like this. Comforting R.F. Oh, he was such a good kid.
Starting point is 01:25:33 This kid has obviously been... I think he's been... I think he's been... He's been detained. He's obviously covered him. All right, so scrubbed to about 815. This is when the first responders, the paramedics, show up. And you don't see this very often.
Starting point is 01:25:52 Separate body camera video shows one of the first responders begin to cry after seeing RF's wounds. It's open. I know. I'm going up. I'm going to. You got pictures. I'll take more. If you want me to, is that him do? These people see some serious shit, Vinnie. The fact that she shows up and sees this kid, this 12-year-old kid who, you know, weighs 40 pounds and has sores all over. and she's tearing up over it. This is some serious child abuse going on. They said in that thing earlier that they could smell this kit.
Starting point is 01:26:30 Yeah, the next part's actually coming up, I think. Right here, this is crazy. Body camera video shows a sergeant speak with a boy, saying he needs a few pictures of the wounds. Hey, I'm Sergeant's hold on me and just get a few pictures. Washington County released photos of the boy's wounds and his sisters, but we've decided not to show them because they're too gruesome. Additional video of RF being treated has been partially redacted,
Starting point is 01:26:59 but you can hear a first responder remind the boy he's not in trouble. That's the thing, man. That's what fucking rips my heart out. yeah that's dude this kid thinks he's gonna get in a lot of trouble for telling for for tattling right now wow vittie's taking a back i've not seen this out of vitty before it makes me mad dude yeah yeah it's fucking crazy these people are criminals and they're they're gonna they're in prison thank goodness all right so well scrub to uh 1150 i'm sorry i lost my sense of humor no i i can tell i'm actually i'm really surprised to see you uh well dude i'm having like flashbacks myself yeah because like I went to a private Christian school where they were allowed
Starting point is 01:27:54 to like paddle you and shit right and I used to get hit a lot as a kid and not enough now and now fucking a and so like when I think about that shit because it was like at school and it was part of like the school the way they bring you up yeah I was always terrified that it was my fault and that I was okay and these were fucking adults yeah who should have fucking known better right And I hear that shit, and I get fucking worked up. It makes me really mad and really feel for that kid. I went in there. They started cutting more off of it.
Starting point is 01:28:28 You can see the wounds on the back of his ankles, or on the front of his ankles. And then on his wrists as well. And the wounds around his ankles were dark. And, um, like, I don't know, like wet looking, I guess, from the moisture underneath it. Oh, fuck. Yeah, he said, he said, uh, he said, uh, he was tied on the ground with a rope.
Starting point is 01:29:03 That's where the wounds came from. Yeah, with the ropes on all four of his extremities. And that's where the wounds came from. And then, um, they put the, uh, he put, Listen to this. Yeah, they put cayenne pepper mixed with honey, he said, on the wounds, and then covered that with the plastic surround wrap and then the duct tape. All over the wounds.
Starting point is 01:29:37 What the fuck? Delicious. Yeah, what the fuck is that? Is that supposed to be like a homemade balm or something? I can't imagine cayenne pepper is a good thing for wounds, but I don't know. I didn't really research it. cayenne pepper and honey is it what they put on this kid's open flesh wounds i would if it were up to me i would find this ruby frankie lady i would grab her by the back of the hair and rub fucking cayenne pepper in her eyeballs you fucking wow uh bad at karate thanks for the two bucks new cod squids loser gets paddled by a nun it wasn't catholic school guys i went to the tongue talking christian school so it was way crazier than the catholics yeah it's hard to do and i remember at one point my life I had to say to myself exactly what that fucking cop said to the kid yeah that wasn't your fault dude yeah so I'm with it that's fucking awful fucking awful yeah let it play a little bit
Starting point is 01:30:32 further then we'll get to the good part was that yeah they dressed the wounds um some of the wounds when I was in there um when they went to go um kill it they thought it was some of the dressing. It was actually his skin that was peeling. As RF is being treated, first responders arrive at Hildebrand's home. So this is great. So she lives with Hilda Brand. I should mention the mom does now with the kids.
Starting point is 01:31:06 So this is Hilda Brand's multi-million dollar estate here. Fucking kick the door in! This is why we should have a cult of it. Kick the fucking door in. It's a nicer house that either of our house is right here. Hey, Vaughn. Police officers, open up. Hey, I noticed that Billy's missing in the basement.
Starting point is 01:31:34 You think that's right. The police are here. Oh, good. You found who could you bring her back? So look at her. She's already on the phone with her attorney. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 01:31:44 Wait a minute, how do you come to my house? The fucking kicked her in the cut. Officials later explained they entered the house without a warrant because of exigent circumstances. Yeah, motherfucker. You are supposed to announce yourself and explain. So that's her attorney. Not yet, but I can do that with you on the phone. But again, there won't be any dialogue.
Starting point is 01:32:08 We received a report of an emaciated juvenile that had duct tape around his extremities that was asking for food. water. And based on that information Okay. Look at this fucking guilty cudd's face. Yep. She knows. That's why she's on the phone with her attorney. That's why she didn't answer the door right away. She heard the pounding. She immediately calls her attorney to see what she's supposed to do about
Starting point is 01:32:35 this. Fuck it. This is curb job time. Where's Richard O'Jetta? This is what we need it right now. In the home, so we're ensuring that there is nobody else in the same condition. So under that eggs and Sheets you, we've entered the home. Hildebrandt eventually does speak with officials saying she's nervous and that first responders don't know the whole story.
Starting point is 01:32:57 Okay, you can pause it here. Okay. Let's just go to 15 minutes in and we'll just see Ruby Frankie's arrest. Here we go. What's going on? I'm sorry. Ruby Frankie, however, opts not to speak to police. She only shakes her head in response when she's detained at Hildebrand's home.
Starting point is 01:33:17 Perfect. what a monster this woman is she's torturing her children after being this mommy blogger that everybody loved and now she's just emotionless just standing there they show her back at the precinct she won't say a word she just says I just want my attorney
Starting point is 01:33:36 my attorney where's your car usually we applaud people who do that after day that is the right move but this woman's a monster I guess what happened was a couple years before this she was doing something kind of abusive to one of her kids on the vlog
Starting point is 01:33:50 because she's getting out of control. She doesn't realize. Having your children on a vlog is abusive. I agree with that as well. And they lost 90% of their subscribers overnight one night because of one of the videos she posted. So let me guess.
Starting point is 01:34:03 This fucking psychiatrist sees this woman's got a couple million subscribers and glams onto it to try to get herself over. Correct. At the expense of these fucking kids who are being held up and fucking. Yep. That's exactly what happened here.
Starting point is 01:34:17 So this is a crazy. pass me a fucking brick so I can fucking smash your head how about that smash your pass fuck off man get out of here oh fuck yeah
Starting point is 01:34:32 every mommy blogger cares more about quout than their kids they're all monsters that's probably some truth to that I would imagine Mr. Blue Sky thanks for the $5 Vinny it's not your fault it's not your fault it's not your fault it's not your fault Vinny
Starting point is 01:34:46 well I don't know yeah I don't know either I was going to say the same thing as to be like, Vinny, it's not your fault. But I'm like, ah, you could have been a kind of a problem. You were in the Airbnb with me for a while? I'm annoyed. No, you're not. You're not enough, buddy.
Starting point is 01:34:58 Oh, shit. So are we watching any more of this one? No, I think that'll do it. We get the point there. There's a lot of content around that whole story, obviously, because there's so much footage of her and her vlog and everything else like that. But I just, you know, Jess Spangler, something to me that those videos just came out. And I thought we should probably address it on the show.
Starting point is 01:35:17 since it has to do with creeps and the internet and all the things that we like to talk about it was just that that moment where that paramedic had to tell the kid you're not in trouble with me that fucking got me hard
Starting point is 01:35:28 and you saw it when the kids showed up too where he's just like I need two favors please can you take me to the police station the guys like what's going on it's like it's a personal matter he didn't even want to
Starting point is 01:35:37 explain it to the neighbor what's the second what's the second favor son do you have a gun I could borrow for a few minutes no I think the other favor was water
Starting point is 01:35:46 I mean, that's crazy To not give your kid food and water It's insane Yeah, they're past Erica Ad is exactly right Those women are not creeps They're fucking monsters Yes
Starting point is 01:35:59 Agreed Well, they're both in prison All right So that's the good news on this one If you've ever watched this show It said that these motherfuckers Don't have a heart You are wrong
Starting point is 01:36:09 Only one of us We feel sometimes Sometimes we are capable I mean you know I had to say something to Vinny when he kept sending me these stories of fucking dogs and puppies getting tortured and shit
Starting point is 01:36:23 I'm like, we gotta stop doing these these are really bringing me down just reading the article before I come over and I'm just like oh, motherfucker here comes Vinny walks
Starting point is 01:36:31 in smiling with the Starbucks Hey, did you get the one about the dog murder here the nine year old fucking strangled these rabbits and a couple guinea pigs you hear about that shit Carl
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Starting point is 01:38:00 It's more important to be nice. I think that means it's time to say, Go Gia. Do do do and do up. What the hell? as it's supposed to be. You think you can get away with that? Without having legal ramifications, you're out of your fucking mind.

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