The Creep Off - Episode 208: Supplies!

Episode Date: April 1, 2024

In today's episode Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest April Fool’s Joke and we meet our latest prospective results girl Nurse Beth: We are joined by a concerned parent, who showed us video his 12-year-old daughter took of their drama teacher playing the “Penis Game” with the class. You can watch the video for yourself here https://youtu.be/_wAQlZZlO5sThe score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 2, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Man arrested after family member finds child pornography on his laptop, BCSO says (ksat.com)Two women arrested after 'throwing acid over roofer' whose facial burns left him 'unrecognisable' | The Sun'Dead men can't sue': Man allegedly sets up live feed to watch his 'friend' be murdered (local12.com)Teacher, 29, drinks his own urine and bathes in it to help with grief - RSVP LiveWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108

Vinny what we got a promo code it's creep that's right hackamania.com we're doing the creepoff live in Vegas and if you want to save on the ticket price 20% off with the promo code creep now I really want the creepos to show up for this one we don't do creep off live shows very often no we do not so this is an event I don't think we're going to do them very often in the future. This isn't like we're going to start a run of them. And yes, I know Ray DeVito's going to be there. But listen, there's good things going on there as well. Yeah. Ray DeVito got better billing than this show. But you know, whatever. Whatever. I think he's opening for us though. Yeah, I know. Good. Let's do a creep off. What do you say, dude.

Attention parents. What you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grownups. You might want to walk away now if you have. ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down.

Cuckoo, cuckoo. Guess where you just got into Cool Guysone. Disgusting Disgusting vomit-inducing thing Ola creepos, welcome back to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast. I am your host.

My name is Vinnie. And joining me as always. It's hot. Cucka-c-c-c-carol. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? I'm still getting over this stupid, disease that I got last week. So forgive me. Yep, glad I'm letting you sit at my desk today. Perfect. Yep. I decided to come right into the office today. Great. It's Monday.

Time we go to work. Yep. That means it's Super Chat Monday. Can't miss that. That's correct. It's a big holiday today. We appreciate the Super Chatters. Everyone who's here watching the show today. Of course, every Monday at 1 p.m. You can watch us on the Creepop channel or who are these podcasts, YouTube channel. We're in both places. So, you know, whatever one you prefer is fine. But please make it the creep off one. Thanks. Your pal Vinnie. You know, Vinnie, if I need to do a consequence, you put on a little makeup, and now you

think you start demanding things. I'm not demanding anything. Of people. Dude, I had 10 pounds of makeup on my face. Dude, you looked so fucking hot. Oh, I know. When I tell you, I took a photo of you and put it on Jenny Jingles last night. When I tell you, what I did, the Jenny Jinkles.

You put it on the back of her? head yes of course oh you're disgusted folks uh for those of you did not see it i fulfilled my consequence this saturday that is me oh my gosh it looks just like dang lizard i can't believe it dude what i hate about this so much i love the sparkles in the beard you should keep that let me tell you what that's a good look who did my makeup uh thomas thomas lawrence thomas lawrence salons in rochester yeah uh let me just go ahead and say she lowballed everybody Aggie Dune lowballed everybody Everything's done and I'm good

And then I hear Oh and if you want me to put glitter in his beer That'll be $20 and I'm like $20 dollars $20 Carl I got out of the shower today I look down

I still had glitter in my chest hair I've had four showers since then Just because I'm so goddamn Like trying to get this shit out of here Yeah man The life of a gay man is difficult I've heard I understand buddy I know you understand

Carl. I feel for you. I feel for it. There's a lot that goes into it. So my favorite jokes about this were from people who saw me at the club. They said I looked like the gayest genie. Yes. That was pretty good. That's pretty good. And I believe Alex, our boy Alex, the Oracle, referred to me as Spock's gay brother, cock. Perfect. Well done, gagernessly. Oh, God. Perfect. So there it is, folks. If you want to watch the full video, it is on the creep off channel. I do. tell some murder stories. I found a great story about a guy who was just eating a person who died in a train accident's leg.

A homeless guy just wandered by the seat and picked it up and started wandering around eating it. So, you know, there's definitely some murder in there too and some mayhem. So check that out. Well, congratulations,

Vinnie. Are we both all caught up on our consequences right now? I think we are. Wow. That doesn't happen very often. I think we are. Nice. We have something that's been going on for a couple of weeks.

our results girl competition. Yes, this has been exciting. It's still going on, folks. And because there wasn't a competition last week, and we still have another contestant, we're going to bring her on, and she's going to tell us what today's category is. So today she is going to be our category girl.

And I got to tell you something, dude. We have one up to Dr. Steve. We got one better. We have Nurse Beth, everybody. Nurse Beth, welcome to the show. Hola, Gripos. We met Beth down in Largo at the VIP Meet and Green

and a very lovely person from New York originally, right? Oh, yeah. She escaped New York, made it to Florida, congratulations on that, and thank you. You're living Carl's dream. Yes, correct. Away from the snow and shoveling. Oh, God.

So, Beth, you're a nurse, and I met you at the meet and greet, and you came up to me and said, Vinny, I got to tell you, I agree with you, male nurses are the creepiest things in the world. They most definitely are.

But I would have to say patience can be creepier. Oh, God. Do you maybe have a creepy patient story you'd like to share with everyone to start off the show today? Because I'm all yours for that. One patient who was unable to walk and thought that his disability would be able to use it to his advantage, he would come, can you sit next to me? or have inappropriate conversations with his friends of the phone,

like, hey, man, can you get me some Viagra? My nurse, like, I really wish I could use it with my nurse. Like, just nasty. It got to the point where the text and the nurses had to go into the room together. You couldn't go in there alone. See, that's not the move. The move is, hey, thanks for giving me that Viagra. I just ate three of them.

That's the move you got to go for because then you're curious. You're like, wait a second. This guy really hard right now. I got to check. Yeah. Like, you have to peak the nurse's interest. Right. So, listen, I'm just going to go ahead and ask this.

You've been working as a nurse for a while. Obviously, you're very accomplished in your field. Probably only a couple of years. She looks very young, Betty. Oh, thank you. I'll take it. I just wanted to ask you, has there ever been a scenario where you know that a nurse has been caught with a patient? It doesn't happen, right?

No, I can't say that in my experience. You know the famous Robin Quiver story, right? No, Robin Quivers bounted a patient back when she was a nurse and it was a person who couldn't use their legs. And she was like, this poor guy, he's never going to get girls anymore. Now this happened. Yeah, she decided to throw him a bone. You've never done that. Is your husband watching this right now?

Hi, Jeff. Is that the problem? Is that why we're not getting the real story here? You're definitely getting the full story 100%. Never, never, never. So you said, though, that somebody did? You did? There was a nurse that got caught.

Oh, no. All right. Not in my experience. What about a male nurse story? Do you have anything? I have some, but I, uh... You can change the names. You can change the names if you want.

Change the names to protect the identity of... Yes, of the creeps. All I can say is that, uh, male nurses, they do, they are very, they're creepy they come off even the patients will be like can can i have a female please yeah i would i would absolutely i'd be like bro nothing personal but i know you're up to something i'm gonna i'm gonna need a female nurse in here i either want a female nurse or i want viny and drag those are those are those are the choices i go for let me get the glitter yeah go get the glitter yes you know i look need the glitter i had a real adrian adonis thing going on all weekend this is

So fucking bad. I want to hit some super chats up real quick. All right, yeah. Super chat Monday is being celebrated here. Yeah. Mason of Portland, aka Portland Shane Gillis. Oh, sweet.

See you boys at Hackamania. Looking forward to meeting you, Mason and Portland. Me too. Two-faced lying bastard. I refuse to super chat. All right. Listen, you don't have to.

It's not for everyone. I get it. Hey, he messed up. He gave us a dollar. Shh, don't tell him. He did it. Mechanical ape. Thanks for the five bucks.

Vinnie. Glad to see you get the 20 pounds of glitter out of your beard see you creepos in Vegas vote vennie thank you mechanical ape and uh pest wants to know uh smash your pass i think he's talking about me i think he's talking about you i'm i'm gonna go ahead and pass on that one uh one's for smash twos for not my type not my type in the in the chat please let's see what's going on here uh see boss 40 44 thanks for the five euros i hope you cut some wrestling promos in that makeup before you queened it off oh did you vini i did you lose my shit at one point I took a shower my wife gave me this stuff to get all that off my face

yeah said you have to leave it on and let it like emulsify where her were I hope it was acid I got a great story about that for the scum parade later I could have used some but this stuff I go in the shower and I like I try to get it all off and I look like a rape victim like I just I had this stuff was all over my face it was horrible and I took a video going, why won't it fucking come off my face? I'm surprised it only took you four days to get the glitter out. Normally it takes longer. I mean, I'm telling you, there's stuff all over in here. If you come and look at the desk in front of me, there is glitter everywhere. Fairy dust. No. It's just regular,

it's regular glitter. So you just had a gay party in the studio and now you're pretending that's the reason? Oh, and you're just upset you weren't invited? You skipped a super chat. What are you doing right now? I'm still hitting the Super chats. I know, but what about the one above that you just keep skipping by? Okay. Brinkamedy sports says. Hi, Lady V.

Lady V. I like that name for you. The Carlin Lady V show. Should we make those T-shirts? Coming at you. We'll put me and drag and then you and the cow bikini. All right. Lady K.

I'll take it. First one. All right. I bet John will come up some good jokes for that if we do that. Yeah. I'm sure that he'll come up with what he thinks are jokes. Uh, right, d-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Dang lizard! There's my boy. Shulie was confused and loved your new look. You were glowing just like the moon. Now I get the nickname. Hashtag moon had 10 euros. Thank you. Dang lizard.

That's me, baby. Moonhead, Paulino. I love that he already changed out his avatar to you. It's fantastic. I love it when he on subred and surfing, when he puts them all to our producer, Jimmy. Yep. in some type of weird drag. It's marvelous. Super happy. Oh, that's my favorite. Super happy fun chatter. Thanks for the five bucks. Speaking of creeps,

Vinnie and Carl on air looking for hot girls. We found one. There's Beth. Yep. We did it again. We've done it, what, six weeks at a row now? Dude, who'd have thought? Who'd a thought?

Who'd a thought? Uh, e, thanks for the 10 bucks. Wow, the new review girl before Beth is right on par in cup size. No comments, sir. No comments. Until the contestants are gone. Correct. Rock over 2002, thanks for the two bucks.

Male nurses are all up for a last-minute triage. So this person's Super Chat, W-A-T-S, and I never know how to pronounce that name. Did I get it? I have no idea. I've gone to Rocco or B-202. I have no idea. I don't know why that's so hard for me.

I don't know why that's so difficult. Yeah, I give off. All right. Fair enough. Now, Beth, today you're here to our. audition to be the results girl yes now i would like but today you were going to give us our category would you like to uh take it away from here and set us up for the competition most definitely so last week we had a scum parade because carl and viny were still hung over from the amazing

tampa show so there are no results for me to read the contest will continue today with the current score being carl two and vini zero we will see all We get it. We'll see if Benny can redeem himself and score a point in honor of today's holiday and no, I am not talking about

Super Chat Monday. Carl and he will be making their nomination for Creepist April Fool's Day joke. That is correct. Very well read for us, Beth. Thank you very much. I don't think we've landed on April Fool's Day on the creep off before. No, I don't think we have.

Last year we did Easter and stuff like that. But April Fool's Day, this is the first time we've done this category and you picked it. So thank you for finally contributing. Fuck that. So he passed some aggressive cunt. You really aren't just the worst. Oh, get over yourself. Oh, get over yourself.

Oh, God damn it. Oh, man. E said I was speaking of the bearded on with glitter on the, their face you creep duh well thank you for the ten dollars to tell me that um all right so anything else do you like to say beth before we get out of here um don't forget tickets are on sale for the creep off live in las Vegas at hackamania uh you can grab yours now at hackomania.com the early bird tickets have ended but you can use a promo code creep and save 20 percent so check it out Hang out these creeps in Las Vegas.

One last question. Anything you want to plug? Any social media or anything? Oh, no. I'm just here to hang out with you guys. Space Age Hamburger says, where do I vote for Beth? She's by far the least annoying contestant. And Harpua says first results girl that can read.

Yeah, pretty good at reading. All right. You got some votes right there. All right, Beth. You're more than welcome to hang out in the back. And if we have any medical questions, we'll grab you. If not, have a beautiful day. talk to you soon.

Thanks so much, guys. Thanks for being here, Beth. Bye, Beth. Now, Carl, I should add, we have another guest coming on the show in just a little bit, but we got to hit up our contest first. So let's bust into that. Okay. Ring that bell.

You won the last round, so you're going first. That's right. Creepiest April Fool's Day prank. Now, Minnie, when I suggested this, I thought for sure we were going to find people setting up trap doors and then someone falls into it and breaks their. neck. Yeah, I was thinking like Tiger Pits, like Vietnam. Tiger Pits. I thought we'd have a lot of fun things to talk about. It turns out there's like three or four things that have happened. Everyone writes about these same three or four things. Yep. It's like some

farmer in the 19th century scared his wife to death with a mascot or some nonsense. You saw the same ones I did, I'm sure. They're lame. They're so lame. They're so stupid. So I did find one that I did enjoy. And this is a guy named Lien Senhow. And Lien Senhow is a Chinese student. If this ends with a supplies joke, I would be very bad at you. So I got to get over this stupid call. Vinnie, you ever have a roommate?

Only in college. Okay, in college. Yeah. So this is what we're talking about here. How did you and your roommate get along in college? I hated him. Really? Yeah.

Did you ever think about maybe? poisoning him to death no it would have been way more violent okay well let's let's learn what lean decided to do with his roommate in med school lean allegedly used n nitro-sodomethalamine a deadly chemical compound taken from a university lab to contaminate a water dispenser in his dormitory on March 31st 2013 his roommate Huang Yang drank from the dispenser on April 1st and despite doctors efforts to save him died of organ failure days later. So they have this water in their dorm room,

and this guy's like, you know what I'll do? I'll put chemicals in it that will poison my roommate so that when he drinks it, he'll die from liver failure. It's pretty good prank. Yeah. Pretty good prank. Executed well, too, I have to say. Now, unfortunately, the Chinese government, and I didn't even realize April Fool's was a thing in China.

Oh, it's like a Christian event? It's a big deal over there. Apparently, you can't use the, it was an April Fool's Day prank defense in China. Lean was sentenced to death by the Shanghai No. 2 Intermediate People's Court in February 2014 for intentional homicide. He appealed the verdict, insisting that the poisoning was intended to be an April Fool's joke. Yeah, you can't put me to death. It was a joke. It's a pretty good joke, too, I would say. It's a bad joke, and here's why. Okay, explain.

The point of the joke is at the end, even if the joke is on. you a good joke everybody laughs even if it's eventually sure if you murder someone is your punchline okay okay okay how is the punchline does not make it a joke hold on a second though what if i told you this okay the roommate didn't die until 16 days later it was hospitalized on that i mean the hospitalization that's kind of fun right everybody getting a laugh did any point did any point did your guy go to the ICU and kick open the door and go the aristocrats yes that's precisely what happened i thought you were definitely going to use the supplies joke again. So you're probably wondering, well, if this guy was doing this is an April Fool's Day

prank, then maybe he just didn't know what he was doing and didn't understand. This is him talking about it through a translator. I know that 50 milligrams of the compound for every kilogram of body weight can damage the liver, but I am not clear on how much I put in that day. So the guy knows precisely how to calculate the lethal dosage of them. He's giving out the stats right there. And he goes, well, that much I put on. I just, I just dumped a bunch of it. Yeah, it sounds like he spitballed it.

Yeah, right. You're supposed to measure twice cut once, but this guy's just like, ah, just dump a little bit near. I love how right after this that, uh, the translator put down a thousand bucks on the Dodgers. Yes. Did you know, do you hear about that? I heard about it. No, they never been on baseball, Vinny. Okay.

Of course. All right. So that is my creep. Vote for Carl. Lean Senhow, who decided to poison his roommate as. an April Fool's Day prank back in 2013. Well, Carl, that's a pretty good presentation. Thanks, buddy. But now

I'm going to need you to sit back and I'm going to tell you a story about the most unfunny, creepiest prankster that's ever pranked. I would like to introduce you to a teenage girl. She's 18 years old. This is Torrey Wheeler. Okay.

Hey, Tori. Okay. Don't let her charm fool you. I know that you are hypnotized by her tongue piercing. Yeah, I mean, there's The only one reason to get your tongue pierced, Vinny. Only one that I know of. Well, why'd you get yours then? You stop it right now, Vinny.

Why, uh, come right over there, you. Okay. Waganier County, Arizona, the year is 2013. Torrey Wheeler, she's 18 years old. She decides to play a horribly unfunny cruel and lame joke on her 18-year-old boyfriend. This is him. Doesn't he look like a simpleton? He looks like, God, who cut his hair?

Your barber? Wow, yeah, seriously. That's brutal. I mean, these two, this is like trailer park romance right here. These two both look like they just came out, our extras from trailer park boys. Got. So on April Fool's, he comes home from a day from what I assume is it is bullshit fast food job because he's 19. To find this evil woman sitting there waiting for him and she sits him down.

on a couch, and she decides to play her April Fool's Pride got him. Oh, cool. So she sits down and he says, how was your day? And she goes terrible. The friar burnt me. People yelled at me. I'm slow-witted. I had to mop shit.

And she goes, well, I got big news. We're going to have a baby. I'm pregnant. Oh, that's exciting. You're making $15 an hour soon. This legislation will get passed. This was 2013. No, I know.

Eventually. Eventually, we'll get there. It's fine. We're good. Oh, my God. So Derek says, Tori, we can't afford to have a baby. Are you kidding me?

We're living like, I, I mean, and he starts listing all the reasons why. Then why do they shoot in your face all those times if you were trying to get pregnant? Yes. Yeah. Why? Why am I making Hawaii on your back if you're trying to get pregnant? Come on.

So this poor fucking kid, he starts listed off all the reasons that he needs that we can't have a baby we need to be responsible well it turns out that wasn't the response that tory wanted carl because she lunged at him and bit his face twice and then he starts bleeding all over the place what the fuck and he's going what the fuck i'm calling the police so she goes into the kitchen and gets a knife who bites faces crazy women not cool and she gets a knife and she stabs him and then he's like oh i'm definitely calling the police and guess what she does then carl she slashes his fucking throat i mean okay now it's getting funny again so uh-huh the paramedic center thing i don't want to be young to be dead slipping out his own puddle of fun oh i'm too young to be a father this is all much so this poor fucking guy he's being murdered by this girl who the only reason she's murdering him is because he didn't respond the way she wanted to

and the news of here being pregnant and she's not even pregnant. Because it's April Fool's Day prank. Because it's an April Fool's prank. Yeah. So in the greatest joke of it all, it turns out that Derek survived this. Okay.

See, this is what you do. When someone gives you this April Fool's Day prank, you do a prank on that by pushing them down the stairs. That's a fun prank too. Leave the plunger in the toilet. Sure. I hope babies here. the biggest joke of them all though is because of her age

they only charged her with assault instead of attempted murder so happy April Fool's Day everybody apparently you can use it as a defense in the United States no shit all right let's good to know she I don't know what do you do it after this you wouldn't do anything to be I'm pregnant I'm a child that's possible so this is a horrible story

women aren't funny they're not good at jokes Sorry, ladies. No, they're not. That's not a, I'm pregnant, is never a good joke. And I'm just going to go ahead and say, go to the creepoff.com this week and vote for Vennie because I need the win. And let me tell you something, this girl is way creepier. Can I, um, homicidal rage over her joke not going the way she wanted?

Can I read a story that I found when I was researching April Fool's Day that I found quite amusing? Please. So, uh, apparently, Playboy magazine has a Romanian edition. back of the day. Who else was buying magazines now? Yeah, I mean, this is only about 10 years ago. And they put out an article.

It was called How to Beat Your Wife Without Leaving Traces. It described a step-by-step procedure for abuse. It implied that good beatings could lead to great sex. Pretty good stuff, huh, many? It's a good joke. Yeah, so after 14 organizations issued a protest against the Playboy article, the deputy editor-in-chief of the Romanian edition, said they had been an April Fool's joke

and he said that the procedure for abuse described in the magazine cannot work anyway. Are you guys even trying this? It's not going to work. They're going to see that she was hit multiple times across the face. Is this what Huff was like a little old and out of it? Maybe didn't approve this one. Yes, Christy Hefner was the playboy chairwoman and chief executive officer at the time.

Well, that I take it back? Women could be funny. And she apologized for. for the article, but yeah, this set off protests around Romania who were protesting Playboy magazine for just a fun little thing about... We do not be that women here in Romania. Right, yeah.

Well, these things are not jokes. Maybe you hit a little too close to home. Maybe that's what the problem was. That's my... So anyway, good on to you, Playboy. At least people are still having fun with April Fool's. You know, there were so many dumb ones. Like, there was stories of people who, like, some businesses

are like, oh, yeah, we're going to give away the toy Yoda. That was what. The old opiote. Yeah. Yeah, all that dumb shit. But you want to win a hundred grand? Hey, the mayor's dead, everybody. The mayor is dead.

Yeah, I heard he died of the car garage in Florida. Oh, wow. Yeah. He had a Cuban prostitute in the front seat, too. And she flew out of the car. I was listening to Blind Mike was doing an episode on that. If you don't know what we're talking about, open Anthony when they were in Boston did April Fool's Day prank.

that the mayor was dead and got them fired from WAAF Boston Radio and it was so ridiculous because Opie kept saying because they're like an afternoon show so this is like at 4, 430

Obi kept saying yep it's going to be on a 6 o'clock on all the news stations it's going to be on to 6 o'clock no they would interrupt the programming and say it now they don't wait until 6 in case you guys are curious the mayor is dead this just in

it's one of those things they would report it's one of the things that yeah I think all the other stations would probably report on that. No, Carl, before we get into what our next segment is, I'm going to give you guys just a little bit of a setup here. Okay. We are going to refer to our next person joining us as our mystery guest today.

Okay. We don't know this person's name. We've never interacted with this person before, but there is a situation at this person's child school. And there's a video that we have. Carl. We have a real exclusive here, folks. And this is horrifying. And I would like to bring on the mystery guest to walk us through what happened, because folks, you're not even going to believe this. Mr. Guest, are you there? Yeah. Can you guys hear me? We can. We can. Yes. Does it

sound okay? Yes. Little hot, but you're all right. You sound good. Now, mystery guest. I have taken your video and I have uh blurred it even further just to make sure we don't have any children's faces in this I don't want to break any YouTube's terms of service but let's start off we don't care about the children we just don't want to get our no no this is all about the kids of justice Carl this is this is not about sensationalism okay good okay I would hate to think that'd be a part of that so uh mystery guest let's set this up where did this happen so this is in Stafford Virginia at Shirleyheim Elementary. Okay.

And that's where my daughter goes. How old is your daughter? She's 12. So this is seventh grade. So this is sixth graders, seventh graders, and eighth graders. Okay. So are in this class.

Now, your daughter is 12, and this class is drama? It's drama. So it's after school drama. So she's in drama, and she wants to be in the play. So this is after school. They have like two hours after school every day.

Okay. Okay. No, this is not Sel Governelli doing his black voice people at the chat. I know, yeah. I got a voice modulator thing going on here. Say hello there. Hello there. All right.

So I'll set her up real quick. So this one, there's the female drama teacher. She was not there that day. This is one of the male teachers. He's Mrs. Slattery. That's his name. And he doesn't teach drama, but he has done drama in the past. He's been in plays.

He's been an actor. What does he teach? I think just stage. He normally teaches. I think it's geography and pathways, which is, I don't know what the hell that is. So,

but this is just him in the class. So he's stepping in. Someone needs to be there. He knows his stuff about drama. So he's doing the right thing here. So he steps in and they decide, it's just them in the classroom and they're going to do a game. And the game is going to be how we project our voices to the back of the theater.

Okay. So he's going to whisper a word. to one of the students and the students is going to whisper the word back a little louder and then he's going to go back and they're going to go back and forth until they're yelling this word at the top of their lungs okay so the word he picks so i'm going to play this i don't want you to bury the lead i want everybody to hear and then we will stop and we will discuss the word that he picks so everybody pay attention to the video here we go The way, just not on the bus.

Because I said I feel you're still in school. That's a whole way. All right. So, I will start. I will start. And I'm going to say the word penis. Very. Uh, did everybody catch that?

He is going to say the word, uh, one more time. Uh, Mr. Slattery was it? Yes. Mr. Slattery, what word are we going to use today? I will start. I will start. And I'm going to say the word penis. How did Manny Musk gets know before we played the very?

he wrote in the chat it's the penis game it's a thing it's in the urban dictionary apparently oh no shit they're playing the penis game this is a thing holy shit this is real i also play a penis game quite often but yeah i heard no one else there it involved a photo of me so this is shocking that somebody an adult would decide to do this with 12 year olds but here's the thing that makes it kind of salacious to me. Whether or not it's a game or not, uh, Mr. mystery guest, what happens next? So what happened? This is after school. So right, and you'll see this video in the next couple of seconds. They're about to do it. He picks the student. The student comes up to the front of the class and a janitor walks in. An adult janitor walks

in to empty the trash cans. And he goes, oh, uh, let's use the word poster. And they change it to the word poster. Oh, the poster game. Oh, yeah. Everyone knows the poster game. Right. very very quietly now you don't want to jump the gun and just say it really loudly next okay the goal is to build up little by little okay the whole point of the game is so is to grow the penis the point of the game is to grow okay then walk the janitor No, you're good, you're good, you're good. Poster. We're going to play the poster game.

All right, so we're going to say the word poster. Good catch, Mr. Slattery. He didn't even come up with that. One of the students did, huh? Yeah. We'll say poster. It'll be the poster game. So they end up doing this game.

I'll fast forward a little bit of it. All right. I'm going to start off. We're just going to go a little bit of everyone else. All right. Shh. Poster. Poster.

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Poster! Poster! Question, teach. Were children going to be screaming penis at the top of their lungs in that classroom, Carl, after school's out? That's what it sounds like, with yelling and screaming going on, too, which I would find to be quite disturbing if I was walking past there, hearing, penis, penis! Yeah, it sounds like there's a school shooting happening, except it's like a different kind. Penis! There's a penis!

Yeah, it's a type of shooting that if you get six feet away from, you'll be fine. Yeah. That's the one where they generally go for the teachers first. So, tasteless jokes aside, mystery guest, what happens after this? So if you keep playing till the end of the video, he tells them to shut all their cameras off and then they play the penis game. They actually do it with the word penis. It happens after this, but he makes all the kids turn off their phones. So if you hit play, you'll hear him say it. Boy, kids are annoying. All right, no, the volunteer. I want to do it. See, I want to be it. I'm going to be it. I will start again.

put a white phone Okay Yeah so The way we found out Was this happened on February 20th So we have My daughter has a cell phone And we have like a little thing

If we get any inappropriate words That she texts us to her friends We get an alert So the text she sent to her friend was We played the penis game At drama rehearsal today You've never heard a 45 year old man Yell penis so loud

Wow That's the world Yeah I was like, what the hell is this? The thing that I'm amazed by is that you get an alert when your daughter writes the word penis on her phone? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's 12. That's good parenting.

I didn't know that existed. I don't know anything about this shit. That's crazy. We got it on lockdown. Wow. So we freaked out. You know, we sat her down. He said, you're not in trouble or anything.

We just need to know what happened. She told us, but she didn't tell us about the video. She just told us what happened. Okay. So the next day, we go, we talk to the vice principal. See, this is the problem with, no offense. Once, Miss Joey guest. This is the problem with your daughter.

She's not thinking content first. I know. Your daughter should be thinking like, hey, dad, all those podcasts you enjoy. Maybe one of that would enjoy this video that I talked. That should have been her first thought. Hide the phone next time. Do you even play the creep off for your 12-year-old daughter?

What's wrong with you? No, no, no. She's sitting behind me listening. No, I'm kidding. Bring her on. Does she want to be the results, girl? Okay. But so then we told the vice principal,

And they, we didn't know about the video. They didn't know about the video. It didn't seem like they really cared. That teacher kept teaching after school drama up until April 6th when my daughter's mother was going through a phone and found the video. And now we had the video. Now we blasted that video out to the superintendent, the principals, the school board members. We sent that out to everybody.

Now, did you send it to us first or you sent it to them first? Well, to them first. And then, um, April 6th, I told him about the video, April 7th, oh, he's not in that class anymore. Oh, so where, where does it stand right now? You said that the school sent out letters. So they sent out, he, so that was the thing. We wanted, um, all the kids, all the kids' parents in that class to know that this happened. because at the moment only I knew

and my daughter's mother knew. So we're like, we want all the parents to know so they can make a decision whether or not they want to keep their kid in this class. You know what I mean? And we still don't know if that happened. So my daughter's mother has gone on Facebook. She's gone on all the things,

trying to let everybody know that this happened. We got the teacher has issued an apology. Okay. Which I can read that if you like. Oh, yeah. Sounds great. Where's Andy when we need them? I know, right?

Yep, yep. All right, here we go. It says, again, this was just an email to me and my daughter's mother. I'm writing you to express my sincerest apologies. In the beginning of rehearsals for the spring play, when I covered for Miss female drama teacher, I had a momentary lapse in judgment in allowing students and myself to use inappropriate language in a school setting. My intention at the time was to teach students' focal projection. Soon afterwards, I apologized to the students and told them not to use the inappropriate language. female drama teacher will continue to discourage such behavior in the future.

Furthermore, I have and will continue to actively monitor what I plan to communicate with students more effectively and appropriately. I recognize how my poor judgment negatively impacted our students. The word penis should not be used in a school setting. I am no longer working with their drama production and will improve my instructional practices moving forward. Oh, so you're going to improve by not talking about penises. of the children, okay. Right, and for a 12-year-old girls. I mean, the word penis can be used

at a school. Sure. That's going a little bit overboard, isn't it? I find that... Not in this setting. Not in this setting. No, this is not health class, but... I feel like this is, like, an improv game that, like,

improv groups do to warm up, and this guy just decided, oh, I bet you the kids will think it's funny. Dude, that literally is improv, just yelling penis back and forth to each other. It's basically what it is. So, I have a question for you, Mr. guest yes did your daughter know that you were getting alerts if she typed certain words into her phone yeah um no it's never come up before it never come up before okay that's what i figures that must have been like a weird thing oh shit i didn't know that was going on and then um do you know she

knows to like misspell certain words the bad words yeah we still check the phone every week oh okay yeah she's talking an awful lot about that quarterback pennix right uh can you like set the words that your uh you get the alerts on no it's through the app we have an app i forgot what the app's call can you set us the list of words please i don't really i don't know i got it starts with g i can't remember the name i want to read the words that are listed on there well i understand why you're concerned because here's the thing that's weird about it is he's playing this game another adult walks in the room and he immediately knows to change it can i point out that this is not a game i don't it's not a game you're right calling it the penis game you're calling it a game who how do you win

this game what's what's the game well i think it works with kids is the one kid says it lower and you do it in the classroom until somebody can hear you saying it then it's embarrassing oh someone heard me say the word okay i see i say that's how i think it normally works like you're in a quiet classroom and you're talking to each other gotcha this is definitely at the at its worst insidious at its best really just stupid judgment right and then i think it was just that he didn't want adults to know what he was doing. And now that we had the video, I want all the adults to know

what he's doing. Right. That's why I feel good about playing this. I wouldn't give two flying fucks if they just played this game and it was like the drama game. But when the adult came in and then he's like oh, it's the poster game. We've been playing the poster game the whole time, right? Everybody poster

and honestly, if he would have just kept in a poster after that too, that also would have been fine. But then instead it's, all right, let's get back to penis and turn off your phones. That's weird. Yeah, it is weird. And the other part is, so after we went to the vice principal, they talked to some of the students, and a lot of the students said, oh, that didn't happen. That didn't happen.

You know, because they were protecting the teacher. You know what I mean? They didn't want to, you know, but if this was more inappropriate, you know, where the students also protect the teacher, you know what I mean? Fucking stupid children. Well, Mr. S, let's us say penis. We start by saying penis and then we end up tasting penis by the end of the semester. Right.

So. And we just wanted to, because I. think at the beginning we just wanted like hey is this going to go on his records just in case something comes up in the future but they couldn't tell us any of that so what do you want to have happen here you want us to release this clip and tweet at the school district yeah i just want more people to see it and just let everybody know what he's up to and all that and then the news in your area you want us to tweet it that's fine okay and then other parents can make a decision do they want this teacher teaching their kids you know what right ah so well all right well you said the name right

Mr. Slattery, yeah. Mr. Slattery. Yeah. And Shirley Heim is the school. Shirley Heim, middle school. There you go. I bet you the

I bet you that janitor was like, I used to play the penis game all the time when I was a boy. I turned out fine. It's terrible. All right, mystery guest. Anything you want to plug? Just kidding.

No, not at all. I'm going to share this video the actual video I blurred it even more if you want to see the video that the mystery guest has out there you could see the teacher you could see everything

I will I'll share that link but thank you again for sharing this with us and thank you for being a good dad and caring about your child all right Vinnie Winnie People's champ Thanks what the fuck was that Bye mystery guest

He's out of here Thanks for coming on wild Carl Yeah no that was that was interesting That guy got caught right handed I love it. If he had just, like, just said, hey, we're playing the penis game. You want to play Mr. Jander and, like, acted like it wasn't a big deal? Then maybe I wouldn't think it was a big deal.

Can I tell you my takeaway from this? It's probably not the one that most people have. Is it why is this guy reading his kids' texts? I know you. No. Okay. No, no, no. My takeaway is I didn't realize that kids could still be cool.

Like a lot of these kids are sticking up for their teachers. Just like, you know what? I'm not narcid on this guy. Did he say, tell me to play the penis game? Definitely not. I would have remembered something. like that. No, this guy doesn't care about penis. We never talk about penis in that class. What is a penis? I don't even know. That's how long I've been getting taught by this guy.

I even know what a penis is. Yeah. He definitely didn't show us his. Yeah. I don't know what his testicles look like. I don't know what his penis looks like. I don't know that it's uncircised. I don't know any of this time. Nope. I don't even know what his taste like. Yeah. I have no idea. I don't even know how he was able to touch my tonsils with his head. I don't even know. Because it's that small. And I don't know that. I don't know that. The tonsil game. That's a fun one, too. Anyway, yes, thank you, mystery cats,

for exposing this awful human being who's trying to creep on children. But props to kids, too, for sticking up for their teacher. I like that. All right, hold on. Beth, is that how you play the penis game? I don't know what you're talking about.

All right. Just so we check it. She's still here. Oh, man. All right, Carl. I guess we should hit some voicemails, right? All right, let's do it. But you know what?

Guys, you're going to have to forgive me. I'm a fool today. There it is. The creep up. Here. God. Is it going to play through the thing? It is going to play through the thing.

All right. Sometimes it doesn't. I'm aware. I fuck up a lot, guys. For those of you don't know. Here we go. When, you're ready buddy take your time get there here we go vote for carl the creep off voicemail segment

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Thank you. Let me tell you something, motherfucker. Good feedback. Be nice. I think that the episodes that we do, when we come in here and we do like a long-form scum parade are some of the funniest fun episodes that we do. And people give us great feedback on them. In fact, that's why we do them so often.

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to the point I will not listen. I love you guys, and I love the pod, but God have some standards. Thank you fuck you bye. All right, there are a few rules that we have on this show, and one of them is no standards. It's the most important one, honestly.

It's the most important part of the show is that we have zero standards for this show and who is on it. I have a review from our last bonus episode, Carl. Great. Hey, Carl, hey, Vinnie. I just finished listening to the new episode, and I was having a really good day up until that last story.

Fuck both of you. Another satisfied customer. There's a rough ones. Oh, man. More people calling in about the bonus show. We did a story about a veterinarian in Chicago who was a Pito and he was like really heavy into the dog show dog circuit. And apparently we have listeners who are too.

What's up guys? Creeface Lion Bastard here. I heard you on the bonus show. talking about dog shows and how Vinny hates them. Well, I have been a show dog, and it's nice getting to dress up like a fruit and prance around my beautiful dog every once in a while. But I do look like a homeless person, scruffly beard, missing front tooth, and it is confirmed that it's a sport by creeps, four creeps.

They do suck to watch, but fuck you anyway, Vinny. Love you, Carl. All right. Yeah, the guy that we talk about. Yeah, the guy that we talked about, Adam Stafford King. Yeah. Was actually set to be a judge at the Westminster dog show, like the big one. Yeah.

That everyone watches on TV and shit. And he's a bit of a creep, turns out. Turns out he likes kids a lot. Yeah. Hey, this is for the wheel of consequences, but I suppose it's only for Vinny. I like that guy's idea about try to be friends with John again. So I'd say for Vinny, there should be an option. Try to book him again at County at the Concent.

Yes. Yes. Like him to do a 180 of. Yes. Actually, it's really great there. Yes, I love it. He did the same thing with the comedy club that Chrissy's husband was working at. Remembering it first, he's just like, no one going to that club.

It's the worst. Nobody gives a fuck what he says anyway. It doesn't matter when he endorses. That's a good point. You know what I'll book him to do? I'll book him to open up for Bob Levy, the guy who I did book here. That's a funny idea. That's a really funny idea.

I'd be at that show. No fucking thank you. No fucking thank you. Uh, last video, um, this is me being called out again. Vinnie, Carl, I was watching the, uh, makeup video that Vinnie put out, very funny. Uh, but I had to call you out, Vinnie for stealing lines from Ronnie B. The great Ronnie B. Stole one.

Uh, whenever callers would casually mention what they job, what their job was, what they did for living, Ronnie B would always say, uh, so what, I got two radio shows. Uh, well, the makeup girl, is talking about something, what she was doing, and Vinnie just casually drops. So what? I got three podcasts. I sure did.

Anyways, I know you're Ron and Fez fan, so don't be lifting any more lines from Ronnie B. Also, Wheel of Consequences Idea, loser take the SAT has to submit the scores to the winner. Oh, wow. Goodbye, creeps. I would do so poorly on the math section. I would do so poorly.

I aced the math section when I was of that age. I got a 800 of the math Which is it's perfect And I would not be able to do it now No way Yeah sure Like you're in Mensa There's no fucking way

I would fail out on that so miserably Although you know With my latest wordal skills Maybe I'd do better At the other part now Maybe Wasn't John saying that he like keeps sharp By playing words with friends or something

I'm sorry not to bring it back to Our buddy SJ but can you play against the computer because I'm pretty sure he doesn't have friends good point words with biker gigs all right can we get caught up on some superchats

I see you're getting distracted I'm reading articles about football teams and stuff that's not what I'm doing I'm actually trying to get the phone number because we have a phone call we have to make oh okay and I'm just trying to get the number for that okay while you're doing that pop it on over to the other screen there

oh god damn this guy here we go swear to again God, it's first time ever doing this. Okay. Speaking of creeps, got it. Okay. Wow, the new review girl before Beth is right on par and cup size. We got that.

Got that one. To then the next one. He was referring to me in the makeup. Rock O. Or B, 202, male nurses up all, all up for a last minute triage. Triage. Got it. All right.

I found out where we left off. Richard Lucas. Thanks for the 499. Super chat for Beth. Beth, you got a super chat. You had a fan in Richard. Get out of here. All right.

Dick Lucas is a fan. Degh Lizard, the protests were over the bad sex after. Yes, the protests in Romania. Got it. You know, you beat your wife and it turns out she doesn't want to put out. Go figure. Don coming in with $2. Congrats Vince on the procedure.

Yes, congratulations. I didn't say that yet. I'm really happy for you that you finally become who you are. It wasn't a procedure. They just put, she just put makeup on my face. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Stacey, two box. Great show guys. F. Mike Morris, F.S.J. All right. I'm good with that. Fair enough. Carl, I'm going to make a phone call right now. Okay.

Who are we calling a friend? Not your friend. No? Oh, really? A gentleman by the name of Sprucy. Sprucy. I believe he made some noise at the Tampa show and you had him thrown out. You called the police on him.

Guys, that what happened? You called the police out of head, throw it out. All right. Well, I told him he could come out of the show any time, and he sent an email in this morning. Great. And we've been chatting, and he gave me a number, and I'm going to give him a call right now. All right. Let's call Sprucy.

And then we can call Stevie Tomatoes. Oh, I'll call Stevie Tomatoes to get the bottom of this. I'll pretend to be your lawyer. Okay. Vinnie. Sprucy, baby. How you feel, pal? I'm good.

I'm very good. Am I on the show now? You are live on the creep off, sir. That is creepy. Carl is here, too. Hey, Sprucy. Hey, Carl. Hey, I just wanted to start off by apologizing.

I realized you didn't even know I was there. Well, I appreciate you coming to the show. You didn't get me thrown out. I did not get you thrown out. I did. Go ahead. I know, you didn't. And, you know, when I came to in my hotel room, all I could see was your grinning,

smile talking face staring at me and i i just took it the wrong way it's not your fault you're not the first person to uh have nightmares like that sir jen lives in one yes that is very true so has anyone reported back to you what your behavior uh was do you do have you remembered anything that went on during the show no i i achieved blackout drunk it's not a common thing it doesn't happen every day you know uh i did start drinking eat hours before I got kicked out of the show without it. I didn't take a nap. That's insane. I should have taken a nap.

Yeah. Or stop drinking. And, uh, yeah. Or yeah, that's possible too. But what fun is that? Good point. Well, you know, probably more than you had a little bit. More than you had. So do you remember talking to me in the lobby after you were out there with all the cops? Very vaguely. Okay.

I kind of remember like a pleasant conversation with a good dude like you, but I was, I was pretty out of it. I did come to at some point while talking to the police officers, and I filmed them. I have the footage, but it's embarrassing. I'm really drunk. It's not that funny, but I did yell out chili to Castro a couple times. That's funny. Just because I was there. That's well done.

So you're just a problem for everybody. I talked to Royce from Revenge of the Sis had the idea that we do a Freedom of Information Act request to get the cop cam footage of them removing you from the premise. What do you think about that idea? You know, I'd be very embarrassed by it, and it's kind of boring. You know, I didn't get arrested. Had I gotten arrested, it might have been some good footage. I see. You know, had they taken me away in handcuffs.

But apparently, I'm a friend of the police. I, you know, free Derek Chauvin. I'm not against them. They were just doing their job. You guys making friends all over the place. Wow. No, apparently I made a lot of enemies in the chat on Reddit. I've made a few enemies.

I've, you know, stated that I think it was one of the chatters that might have gotten the complaint against me in the first place. And, you know, for all these people that, like, harassing John or all these folks, to call the security on a, you know, a drunken fool is, who's the bigger creep? Well, I don't think anyone called security. The police were right in the room with us because we had had some issues leading up. There were a lot of cops there. Yeah, well, to be honest, there were a lot of police.

I've never talked about this, Brucey, but I had to talk to the police department before the show even happened because of threats and things that were made. So the police were on. Again with this? Yes. Yeah. So the police are on guard for this thing. And they came, they had more people than normal for this because of that. and so I think they were the one observing you.

I don't think anyone was pointing at you. I think they were observing you, warned you a couple times. Now, the one thing I'll tell you that, and I didn't say anything during the show, I heard you yelling out, but the best part of the show was the straight kid stuff, and that you knew you were being the most disruptive. So that was a bummer because that was a really well-produced video

that Tuky and Cardiff did. So I have to make another apology for interrupting your show and screwing it all up. Believe me, I have regrets. I wish I hadn't gotten thrown out. Trust me. It's not like I was, like, relishing. I didn't wake up that morning at 3 o'clock

and catch a flight down there just to get kicked out. No, but you did go on and run it and Motherfucked me. It said the show sucked and that I kicked, got you kicked out. To be fair, I did that, too. Have you not? You know, I'm sorry. And I apologize. That's why I'm called in.

I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate that, Sprucy. And, again, I appreciate you coming to the show, man. Thank you. Thanks for hanging out with us. And I appreciate all you do, and, you know, I really wanted to meet Mersh, and that was my biggest disappointment.

I've met you before Carl, and, you know, you're not that cool. Fair enough. Vinny's much cooler. Don't. And I'm voting Vinny. But I didn't get to meet Mersh, and, you know, if you want to do the video about me, trust me, it's not going to be worth it. You know, you do much better stuff.

And thanks a lot for having me on, Vinny. Hey, Sprucy. Nice to meet you again, dude. I commend you for manning up coming on and talking everybody and talking it out. Same here. Thank you, Sprucy. Yeah, dude. You're the man.

You're all good. And I appreciate you guys. Love you both. And I'll see you at Hackamania, brothers. Oh, good. Do me a favor. Shout out to Tuki. Shout out to Tuki and Carter.

Those guys made your meet and greet rock. Yeah, they're great. They were so much fun to talk to. Hell, yeah, I agree. So, anyway, fuck here, Zee, Sprucy out. Sprucy. See you, Sprucy. Take a nap.

before hackamania, brother. And this is what I say to people is I understand getting a few pops in you, maybe take some LSD or eating some mushrooms before his show to enhance the experience. But for a comedy show, you don't need to be blackout drunk. It's not going to enhance the experience at all for a comedy show. You want to actually know what's going on and maybe even remember it afterwards. I just really loved the visual of coming around the corner and seeing the dude in the creep off shirt surrounded by cops

I just watched on it God damn it and it was one of those moments where I should have taken a picture but I just lived the moment instead and savored it and that's my regret

from this whole scenario yep you fucked up I'm proud of Sprucy for say and he's sorry you know it takes uh yeah no I'm I'm actually shocked because of the way that he went

in discord guns of blazing or I mean I read it guns of blazing that's that's awesome I'm glad that he came on to talk to us about Did he annoy you, Beth? You were there. Sorry.

I spoke to him before the show started. He was friendly. Yeah. I thought he was friendly, too. I didn't know he was drinking since 3 a.m. the day before. I did hear him yelling during straight kid stuff because he was behind us, but didn't bother us. Didn't interrupt the show. For us, we were right there.

All right. Sounds like it's all water under the bridge with everybody. Very good. All right. Thanks, Beth. moving on carl i guess that that that lollipop i don't know what's going on over there i think she's trying get some votes i think she is too good job beth great job smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart smart uh i think it's time for a scum parade dude let's do it

scum parade take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made Scum Parade Vinny and Carl Gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade Like stories of a kid Fucked by his mom or dad Soaking up the blood of a cat

Scum parade San Antonio Texas Carl Hey before I forgot Can we call Stevie Tomatoes before the show's over Do you have the I called them on Saturday on WATP. I got hung up on very quickly.

Well, you know you're not supposed to call people you're live, right? Oh, it's a business. I don't give a shit. You can call up a business. I mean, you should let them know that they're on a show. I didn't get a chance to even get that far

with the conversation. Okay, hold on. I'm calling right now. Oh, okay, great, yeah. Are you taking this? I want you to find out if they figured out who did the graffiti in the bathroom. Yeah, I got it.

Okay. Hello, I am the one who put the graffiti in the bathroom. it was me the whole time austin hold out i got the number right okay oh man i hate this fucking phone system here this whole google voice thing huh all right it's it's two o'clock the lunch rush is over we shouldn't be bothering anyone right

no i'm fine with it we're fine why is this doing this guy sorry one second i'm trying really hard everybody this better be worth it oh that's never a good sign when vince is trying hard never good sure fireway to failure Christian says, I bet Beth is a devious gremlin in bed. She's smiling back there. What say you, Beth? Devious? Extremely devious. But.

Oh, hold on. Hold on. We'll get back to that. She said she does butt stuff there, I heard. Thank you, we're calling Steve Dwayto's Fine Island. This is Danny. Hi, Danny. Can I speak with the manager real quick? This is the manager. Hi, Danny. My name's Vinny. I'm calling you from a show called The Creepoff, and I just wanted to get to the bottom of this graffiti thing in the bathroom. what's that

I just wanted to get to the bottom of this thing with the graffiti in the bathroom My friend was accused My name is Vinny I'm calling from a show called The Creep-off And my buddy was accused of Doing graffiti in the bathroom there Can you guys like just stop

Like it's harassment at this point Oh I'm not trying to harass It's a restaurant Like just stop already It's ridiculous So like what are we five? I am not five no ma'am I just want to make sure my friend isn't like Bill

They're all acting like your five, like writing bad reviews and all that. Oh, my gosh. We have nothing to do with that. We have nothing to do with that. I just want to make sure that my co-host isn't blamed for this and is billed because somebody said that he was going to be built. There's no graffiti here. Like just stop. Okay.

No problem, man. Like just stop. It's so ridiculous. You will never hear my voice again. You have a beautiful day and I'm sorry to bother you. Appreciate that. No problem. I appreciate it too.

Holy shit. That couldn't have gone better. What are we five? that's amazing how are we going to do a scump rate after that we'll try really hard all right back to bath that's the funniest what back to bath wow i tried steamy tomatoes this stevie tomatoes is blowing up over here i wonder what kind of ramifications there will be for john and his biker gang friends you know how i just felt right now i felt like the mother of a child who wanted to get somebody in trouble in school you know call him and tell what they did Mom. Yep. That was hilarious.

I tried for you now. I think it's the same woman I talked to on Saturday. She hung up on me the same way. Like a very loud, you don't get that very much anymore. Like that hang up that's just like smashing the right back on the receiver. It's fun. Yeah, I was trying not to be mean. I was just trying to not let her steamroll.

I just want to make sure you're not going to be billed for something you didn't do. Apparently there's no graffiti in the bathroom. I'm guessing the Steve Tomatoes doesn't find this as important as one. John Melendez does be my guess. Well, I just tried to help. You did. Thank you, buddy. Thanks for making that call on my behalf.

Don't forget. I'm a friend, Carl. You are. A real friend. I appreciate that. Fuck you. All right. San Antonio, Texas, everybody.

A man is facing several charges after one of his family members found thousands of images of videos of child pornography on his computer. Oops. Gentlemen by the name of Tristan Ruben, he's 21 years old, bumped into his laptop while cleaning his bedroom around. March 3rd. Sheriff Jeffrey Salazar said the laptop turned on and a family member noticed child pornography on the screen.

See, this is why I always say in Vinny, this is going back to early episodes of the creepoff. I always say, don't let CP be your screensaver. There's a lot of options to choose from when it comes to screensavers. Don't use child porn. Good call. Hey, mom, I appreciate you cleaning my room, but could you please not tell the cops about what you found in my computer next time? it's uh i'll just clean it myself if that's what you're going to do so i'm just assuming that this

tristan kid is a douchebag and his family hates him yes he seems that one of those will get you help things it was like call the cops well also i don't know if you watched the video of him being uh led to the prison but there's reporters out talking to him they're like are you regretful for what you did he goes i don't even know what i did okay that's not my laptop that's my mom's laptop he's like i don't even remember i don't know what they do they also found videos of humans and animals having sex on the laptop i'm uh i'm against that when it comes to a you're against bestiality yes when it comes to humans and animals tell that to spain spain is for it all my video all my good drops are gone carol i can see that whatever your

drop system is it's not working for you you know what the problem was what is the problem i got this thing called a stream deck yep and i got the big one yeah that's too many buttons there's too many fucking buttons. Too many buttons on there. But either way, I denounce it. Got it. There it is. Nailed it. Perfect. Beastiality. Flawless. It'll be flawless in post, probably not.

He's being charged with possession of child pornography, possession with intent to promote child pornography, possession for wholesale promotion of child pornography and beastiality. All felonies, I would imagine. Yeah. And then the sheriff was giving a, you know, a statement to the press for some reason. And I don't know why everything has to be. When it comes to child porn, everyone, it's, oh, it's so salacious. And so it has to be like, the range of the children's ages were two to nine. And the cops going, and, you know, there were some teens on there, too.

But mostly it was children under nine years of age. Like, whatever. It's CP. I don't care if there was 10,000, 100,000, seven. Like, I don't know why they always give out all of these details when it comes to this shit. It's a difference. Yeah, it doesn't really matter. It doesn't.

They should just beat this kid over the head with his laptop till he's dead. Yeah. That's just, he should just have to play the penis game in jail for the rest of his life. The guy Beth plays. Yes. Okay. So, uh, our next story is pretty sad, actually. Uh, two women have been arrested after Rufor says he had acid hurled at him, leaving him unrecognizable.

Now, this is an April Fool's prank I can get behind. Now, I'd like to show you a picture of this gentleman. And I hate how much he looks like after this acid attack, a cross between stuttering John and producer Chris. Oh, God. you know what he actually looks like chairman uh what's the um chinese chairman mao yeah the guy it looks like witty the poo oh kim changoon no no that chairman no what is his name carl chairman mao okay right yeah something like that i got it i was trying to do the the meow to you i got it i got it this guy's name's john chap that he's 36 years old he was uh left with the horrible injuries

He told the son that he had been working in Aldaheim Hertz in England when he was ambushed by mass assailants. They threatened him with knives, then launched a corrosive substance causing facial injuries. As John tried to wash his face in a sink, he says they threw more over his back. Sir, I'm sorry, you got acid thrown in your face, but can you put your shirt on? We're not really impressed with your tattoo, sir. The 36-year-old set of the attack, which happened on March 19th, I can always see their eyes and hear their voices, but I know who did it. It was clearly a targeted attack, he says. Right.

And then no follow-up questions. This report sucks because then the police say, yeah, we have two women in custody. Yeah, they didn't give us their names. They don't give names. They don't give reasons. Like, this guy's got a story to tell. And they're like, okay, that's enough of you. Whatever, moving on.

I'm going to ask Beth a question. Okay. Beth, in your professional medical opinion here, they're going to be able to fix that punum over here? It'll take a lot of work. Sorry. Acid's bad for the skin, right? Yeah. It's not good.

Okay. That's a nurse everyone. She knows. Okay. Thanks, Beth. Appreciate it. I feel bad for this guy because he added, I'm unrecognizable. Well, he still had that tattoo that we could recognize you about.

That's true. Like, we'd not be able to identify your body, John. Some people like a new look. You know, it's springtime. Get a new look going. And in the saddest statement I've ever read, what if I scare my 11-month-old baby? I mean, you probably will They'll get over it

Yeah, babies don't like monsters It's a new thing Not true, they love monsters Like monsters, like Monsters Inc. Okay, fun, fun cuddly monsters, sure Yeah, hide under the bed And pop out It'd be like, monsters!

Yay, monsters! That'd be fun I think that there's hope I think that there's hope for John Yeah, what a weird story that is So this guy just got acid thrown in his face and on his back, and we'd have no explanation for why. Hey, Carl.

Yes. You want to go to Las Vegas, a place we're going to be very soon? I do. What's going on in Las Vegas? Well, a mortgage trader was arrested and accused of encouraging one of his friends to kill another one of his friends. And one of the craziest, most convoluted, you're going to get caught crimes I've ever read about.

Yeah, I was wildly confused. So please explain this one of me. Oh, I got it. I had to read this three times. Okay, good. This is a crazy story. 29-year-old Stefan Jukebubov allegedly had his friend. gino julian kill a gentleman by the name of aaron chavez okay so stephan jacobov is getting his buddy julian

to murder erin chavez follow me that far okay he asked his friend to do the killing julian was arrested in august of twenty twenty three when a tow truck driver found him sleeping in his car just a few feet away from chavez's body i'll tell you why in a minute because it takes a lot out of when you beat someone to death. You need a nap afterwards. So according to the authorities, Julian Killed Chavez on August 12th inside of a home in Las Vegas.

The house was rigged with a camera that allowed Jacobiv to watch the incident as it happened. So he's live streaming and Jacob of has sent it super chats. Get him in the gut! Punch him in the face! For seven bucks, I'll take an eyeball out.

Thanks for the 99, Jacob. I have to punch you in the kidney now. So, investigators working on the case were able to obtain text messages between the two. Kind of things like break his face. Delete our conversations. I'll delete the cameras.

Julian responded to the messages by asking where he should, quote, put on the show. And if there was bleach or chlorine to help clean up the crime scene. Jacob have told the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department that he had moved to Las Vegas in 2020. This is when he allegedly met Chavez. He described Chavez as being very wealthy, but also said that he owed a lot of his investors money. Now, local news stations started looking into this, and they found out that Chavez did have multiple people who claimed that they had been scammed out of money by him. So this Aaron Chavez, this might be cosmic justice or just old-fashioned justice for him. The other suspect in the case,

Julian also told the police that Chavez had become rich through a series of Ponzi schemes. So they're victim blaming these guys. Everybody's victim blaming. Okay. More messages were obtained that showed Chavez communicated with his alleged killer. And he said things to him, like, and if you touch me, I will sue you to the fullest extent of the law. And then Julian responded to that with dead men can't sue anyone. That's true. Yep.

It's a pretty good comeback. Pretty good burden. Yeah. I think maybe you should try that one. It's somebody to see what happens. Nope. That's childish. One of my five?

What are you five? That's what they told us. What are we all five? I like how we're the childish ones. All right. Authorities then found multiple videos of the crime on Julian's phone. And one of the videos, Chavez seemed to be sitting on a couch with Julian sitting directly across from him. Julian then seems to scream at Chavez saying, what does it feel like to be disrespected?

It sucks, right? Julian then grabs Chavez and proceeds to attack him. Pay your fucking people, said Julian. This is all on tape. Mm-hmm. Okay. Then in another video that was filmed after Chavez's death, Julian was seen in the desert with his body wrapped in several blankets.

Now, he's doing this on a cell phone, guys. Brilliant stuff. They wired the video of the murder is on tape. And now let's tape disposal of the body now. So in the video, Julian is saying, I didn't want to do this gangster shit. He then covers the body in gasoline. Just don't understand the principles. So it's my job to teach them, Julian said in the video.

Let me just get evidence of me getting rid of the evidence. Very smart. I almost feel sorry for him. What else did he think was going to have? Now, the reason why he got caught so close to the body is because this dumb fucking guy set the body on fire, burnt it, and then realized that his truck was caught in the sand in the desert and had to call for a tow truck. But then he fell asleep. Yeah. He took a nap.

Yeah. Now, after he was found so close to the body, police put two and two together. Julian was arrested and all of the electronic communications led right back to Jacobus. How do you get stuck? This is, that's the craziest thing. Nevada was made for covering up murders. There's a lot of holes in the desert. A lot of problems buried in those holes.

Exactly. That's why that state exists. And this guy fucked that up. Like, meaning, were you and I live? Yeah, there's a river and a lake. There's a couple places. A reservoir. Let me tell you something, kids.

Nothing beats digging an old-fashioned hole. Right. Well, you think I never dug a hole before? Dig a fucking hole. I show you how to dig a hole. But Carl uses his teeth when he does it. It's weird. It is weird.

But it's fast. Faster than a backhoe. You'd be surprised. So this guy, they're both arrested. They're being held on half a million dollars bond. A couple of dummies. Now, Carl, I think I would have to bring back our results competition contestant, nurse Beth for this last story.

She keeps bringing her back. I like Beth a lot. I know. She is charming. Beth, this is a medical story, so I'm really going to want to get some of your opinion and feedback on this one. A gentleman by the name of Carson Flowers, he's 29 years old. He's a holistic health teacher, and he is going around teaching and praising his system

for health, Carl. What do you think about his ideas? Well, first off, I don't know if you have a photo of him, but when I think of creeps, when I think of the creep off, the photo of this gentleman. who happens to be a teacher in California, surprise, surprise, is what I would refer to as a, if I came across this person, I'm crossing the street. Okay, I'm going to show you guys a picture. You know the old, if you see me, look the other way with this person, no problem at all. I am looking the other way.

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like you to meet Carson Flowers. Here he is. Sorry, Beth, I'm just going to pop you down for one second there. Oh, what a creep. What is this guy up to, I wonder. he's not handsome is he albino no he shaved all of his hair and stuff uh-huh and the reason he did that it was for good reason though hold on i want to make sure i get right back to this to the right spot and i fucked up again there we'll get beth's uh professional opinion on this

Are you playing that? Are you playing that, Carl? Who's playing that? Was that you? That was very weird. Oh, I thought that was you. Because you were over there. Look at it.

Stop. No. It's okay. It's okay. What is going on over there, buddy? That is the weirdest thing. I think something opened up, like, ads opened up in one of the story windows that I had. Oh, is that what's going on?

Okay. Sorry, everybody. We're usually better than this. So how do I put this? This guy really likes pee, everybody. That's really... We just jumped right into it now after all that. Yeah.

He likes to drink his own urine. He ferments it up to four years as well as bathing in it and rubbing it all over his body. He claims that drinking the quote, pleasant tasty liquid, helped him process the grief of losing his mother. So do you feel like drinking pee would help you get over loss? No, not at all I feel like it's going to make you horribly sick and you're just going to end up right back in the hospital

Well, he disagrees He's been drinking it regularly as a form of therapy After his mother, Sonia Lee Flowers passed away God rest her soul It's glad we could commemorate the mother of this fucking sicko Let's talk about how the mom died This is hard to do if you ask me She passed away at age 50 in 2016

From smoke inhalation When she accidentally set her own house on fire Do you know how hard it is to set your own house on fire and then not be able to escape from it? I mean, unless it's the old passing out with a cigarette in your mouth thing. I could have saved you, Mom, but I was too busy drink he'd be. I was too busy shooting a stream up in the air and running underneath it. It does seem odd, right, that you'd accidentally set your own house on fire and then die from smoke inhalation. It seems odd to me.

It seems suspicious, yes. But this person was very upset about it and decided to start. downing jugs of his own urine in order to get over. Yeah, and it says it lifts into the depression. He was feeling better. They point out in the article that Carson is single. Go figure. He thinks that his urine could taste like either bone broth or tea

depending on what he is eaten. And despite his loved ones being grossed out by his ritual, he's continued drinking his urine multiple times a day. Now, he likes to supply, he has to supply a four-year-old urine to drink and even puts fresh urine up his nose, uses it as a moisturizer and bays in it, and he claims that the latter got him, quote, spiritually high,

and that he could hear angels singing. Well, he's sitting in his bathtub of pee. He might just be a nut job, Betty. He might be. You know what's the craziest part about this story is who convinced him to drink his own pee in the first place? You'll never fucking guess. Who did it, Carl?

Joe Rogan. Carson first tasted his own urine at age 17. After he and his brother listened to an episode of the Joe Rogan Experience podcast. I mean, of all the things that Joe Rogan has made people do, you know, obviously Ivermectin and not get the vaccine. But drinking your own pee, I did not know, was going to be on him as well. I love the best one. Well, you ever get the blood off his hands, this Joe Rogan. Now, he decided to do it because he learned how psilocybin can remain in your urine after taking mushrooms.

And you could drink your urine for an extra effect, he explained. Yeah, that's really. dumb. If you want to trip more, eat more mushrooms. Don't drink your urine. Yeah. So Carson then progressed to doing a six-day dry fast so he did not eat or drink anything

followed by a three-day urine fast which he did not urinate. With the combination of exercise, Carson was able to lose around 100 pounds and it became fascinated at the world of urine therapy. We have some interesting comments going on here. Yeah. Because

urine ages very well. Well, I don't know about that. Troy Smith says old piss tastes like shit. How do you know that, Troy? Troy, explain yourself here, sir. Why waste the nutrients? Patients who piss themselves, it's the most disgusting smelling ever. You walk into the room and that's all you can smell is just nasty.

I couldn't imagine bathing in it. Well, not only does I bathe in it, he also says he likes to rub his urine all over my body. and he says, quote, my skin gets very soft from it and my skin feels stronger. I'll soak a cotton ball in my urine and use it to help heal wounds before I sleep. I like to rub it on my face, especially the forehead and temples, which I find really good for hydrating the brain. I want to point out, this article spends, I think, 28 paragraphs talking about how great urine is. And then finally, in the 29th paragraph, there's a doctor saying, yeah, but don't do this. Yeah, this is bad for you.

You got to go deep into the article. deep to word that like maybe this guy's off his rocker a little bit it just seems like pee propaganda to me many this whole thing he said it is this is from big urine yes this is big urine propaganda i think in 2020 or 2020 i did a full removal of my facial hair and head hair eyebrows included then i started growing it out in 2020 and beyond i had a big beard until the end of 2023 and i felt called to burn it off and then shave it down so yes this is a completely crazy person and they gave him a lot of press and I felt like we needed to meet Carson Flowers

everybody he's pretty gross so he's single Beth unfortunately you're not yes oh well I am not no love connection this time all right Beth you are a better pleasure I'm sorry for grossing you out like that it was fun to watch you feel like I'm the daily faces at work

I thought you could handle it I thought you'd be able to handle it we'll see you soon Beth take care Thank you again for auditioning. So we're going to have a poll up at some point, right? So here's what I think we're going to do. I'm going to send out an email to everyone who is, everyone who's auditioned at this point. And I'm thinking maybe have them make like a 30 second video.

Oh, fun. Telling us exactly why they should be a creep-up results girl. Yeah, and remind everyone, because it's been a month and a half now. Yeah, I think it would be a good reminder and also a good way just to get it out there. This is why I should be the new results girl for the creep-off. I can read. I'm not just whatever you got to throw in there be fine yep maybe a certain top that you wear in the video whatever it's you got to do to get your point across yeah and make lots of promises

make lots of promises everybody that'll be good too so Carl that's the end of our show well we learned a lot today didn't we betty we sure did yes we talked to sprucy and he said he was sorry yep which I appreciate we talked to a mystery guest who told us that there's a pervy teacher working in this school district probably not for long after this i think we may have ruined the guy we'll find out and then uh we talked to stevie tomatoes they are not amused no they're not having fun with this at all they are not amused at all they really should have leaned into it more but they're not i was trying to be polite sorry everybody you handled it very well on your end could have done better i would say that the manager not so much

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partying in Vegas you should be there with us all right Carl it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice I denounce it thank you Jesus Christ this is stupid cocaine is a hell of a drug Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. I'm close fucking foot in, you ass white. Oh boy. Jeez, Louise. Doo do-do-m-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-wop.