The Creep Off - Episode 209: Bradley's World

Episode Date: April 15, 2024

This week Karl & Vinnie celebrate 420 by nominating the creepiest stoner of all time: We begin the voting process for our "results girl competition": On Karl's Cop Cam we meet a guy named Bradley who has the holy spirit tased into him: In the Scum Parade we meet the worst safeway employee ever, an even worse son and a very hungry Spanish politician. Who will be the new results girl? | Patreon: The score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 2, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Okla. woman driving stolen Jeep allegedly claimed it was a birthday present from Waffle House customer | Truecrimedaily.comPa. man arrested after his mother is found 'fused to the bed sheets,' covered in feces and maggots | Truecrimedaily.comColorado Safeway employee allegedly masturbated and ejaculated on food items | Truecrimedaily.comGay Spanish Politician With Left-Wing Governing Party Resigns After Photos Circulate Showing Him Eating His Own Feces - The PublicaWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail anytime at 585-371-8108

Hey Carl, did you know that you could save 20% on Hackamania tickets if you use the promo code creep? That's too much. 20%. That's like free. I'm telling you. Why are we giving so much of a discount to people? This is going to be an amazing show. It's a whole weekend of events.

Well, last I heard they want to sell a lot of tickets to it. Oh. And they also might want to do things in bigger places. You know, if you get those pre-sales in, you get enough people there, things could get bigger and better. I was watching Melton this morning. he has not announced it yet but there is a new venue there is a new venue that's bigger and better than the original venue so that's very exciting it is i am looking forward to this what a failure he lost the shittier venue no one's going to heck of mania that was the other thing that

mountain was talking about that was really funny they go why didn't you reach out to you know there's all these comics that live in Vegas and out in l.a rich little yeah you could have gotten these bigger comics and patrick goes it's called hackamania i'm not looking for bill burr it's hackamania dot com for tickets yes correct uh promo code creep for 20% off all right let's uh start the show all right how do i start the show uh the creep off intro love it top top uh uh uh yeah love it here we go professionals everybody podcasting you didn't hit it stupid professional you fucked it up you fucked it up already ola creepos welcome to your favorite true crime podcast the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps my name is viny

i am your host and joining me today one of my favorite people in the world oh who's why who's here i'm buttering up now because apparently we're going to be sharing a cell that's true we should probably start getting along yeah it's going to be a long five years in prison together let's enjoy these two uh strawberry lemonade's we're drinking that's guy stuff guys stuff guys Yeah, and it's Carl, everybody. Yay, what's happening? Vinnie Paulino, we are live from the WATP studios today. Yeah.

Because the studios we're usually record at at the comedy club. Has the floor being ripped out one tile at a time by a sledgehammer? Is that what's going on? Not quite. We're expanding, and there's a big hallway on the other side of my office. Then there's the new venue. Yeah. store and they have a guy in there

grinding the floors you just sent me a video of the background noise and it's obnoxious. That's where you spent home tomorrow if they're still doing it. I was going to say that's where you spent the morning prepping for the show today in that place. Yeah. So you might be a little bit irritable. I'm not great. I'm not super happy.

Normally you're just like pissing sunshine but I noticed that today you're a little bit irritated. Your voice is actually less graded. Oh, look at that. Maybe we should. should torture you every Monday morning. Maybe. Maybe. I'm very happy to do a show with you, as always, Carl. It's Monday. It means it's Super Chat Monday. I need to hit this thing so I can see the chats.

Oh, yeah. Do you want to be able to see the chats? I want to see the chats. All right. Do what you got to do that, buddy. Beautiful, beautiful. So everybody, so glad to be here for another. We had a week off last week. Yeah. It was the eclipse day for us here in Rochester. You played your band out. The Isatose Perform at the Rochester Museum and Science Center, because we are the only scientists to play in a band. So, of course, they had to hire us contractually. Makes sense. And, um, wow, what an event, huh?

Do you notice when the clouds were covered up the sun? That was pretty cool. I got to tell you, I was getting hammered in a field. Yeah? With all of the staff from the club, we had a big party and a pig roast. It was like fucking Bohemian Grove over there. No shit. Do you sacrifice anyone?

I'm not allowed to talk about it. Okay. I'm not allowed to talk about it, but I'm pretty. sure my sins are covered for a while good i know that god wants you to sacrifice the least funny comic so we can debate who that might have been off air yeah since a lot of people don't know about the hack seed here in rochester dude hackomania two should be in in rochester and it's not going to be at the carlson pick another venue that's correct all right vennie so where are we at we have a lot of competitions going on in the show we do there's our contest yes is going to continue

in just a few minutes. We'll announce our winner, but there's also another contest that everybody's been clamoring about. Yes. We are looking for a new results girl. On account of that dude who we had, who used to do it, works at a bank now. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now we're just calling Jess a dude. Is that what's going on? I don't even remember who it was. Oh, I love you, Jess. Just kidding, Jess. We love you. You're the best. Because you know what? The new review girls, I think they were just going to discard them as soon as they have something else going on on a Monday. you know we want to show little love and appreciation right well we didn't meet about this before the show obviously of course kind of talking through this as we go love and appreciation oh they're

dropping off one of the time all right well there goes that right all right so be an easy vote i'll shut up right so you were saying uh we have another competition we've had our results girls coming in yep for the last what six weeks it's been it's been a while yeah now i have bad news Our last contestant, Beth, the nurse. Love Beth. Love Beth. Yep. She's out.

Apparently there's some rules. Yeah. And honestly, everyone should probably check this. There's a thing in your employee handbook called the social media policy. I think it's probably at most companies at this point. And you might want to check that because a lot of times companies don't want you giggling about serial killers on the internet. Could reflect poorly on what they're trying to do. So just throw that out there.

We definitely didn't talk about this. Shut the fuck up, Carl. Yeah, I know you know what I should have brought that up. Jesus Christ. Yeah, they keep dropping off. All right. Well, at least we'll have, uh, some of them are unemployed, so that's good. We got that going for us.

The winner. Yeah, right. So we are going to bring back all of our results grow. Compactors, competitors, yeah. Competitors, yeah, contestants, yeah. We're going to bring in all of our competitors, and we are going to reintroduce you to all of them very briefly and give them 45 seconds. voicemailers rules to tell you why you should vote for them this week.

Then we'll explain how you're going to be able to vote. Great. And we'll give you some results when we get into a contest. So let's start off with our first competitor. It is Danny, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back, Danny. It's been a minute since we've seen Danny. Good to see you again.

Hi, how are you guys? I am fantastic. Look at that angle. People, please consider this when voting. Danny knows how to set up a camera. She does. Well done. And not to know.

Danny. good job good job today so we talked to you if you are our first contestant we're going to give you the opportunity once again you got to go first I'm sorry we keep putting you in the

putting you on. Yeah maybe we should have gone reverse order but whatever yeah like I said we didn't have a meeting about this ahead of time we're just doing it we're kind of the worst that's okay so what we're going to do is give you 45 seconds

so I'm going to start the clock whenever you're ready and are you ready why should people vote for Danny Okay, first of all, I did want to thank, like, all the people that followed me on Instagram and stuff and, like, you know, gave me support for that. That was really awesome. I got, you know, quite a few people doing that. So that was awesome. Um, I was really nervous in the beginning, so I probably didn't come off, like, super awesome. But, um, I think I'm pretty fun, you know, um, I'm going blank now. I don't know. Um, I like to, I'm, I want to, get into like cosplay and stuff i think that would be fun for the creep off that came on like that um it would be fun for the creep off i'm listening i mean there can't be just one cow bikini on this show right don't it i actually have one i actually have a cow bikini i do well long

45 seconds you got the important information out well done okay so when we learned is she wants to get into cosplay it has a cow bikini yes all right write that down at home everybody that might be very good reasons to vote for Danny. Thanks, Danny. We'll see you in a second. Don't go too far. All right. Coming up next, it's Mahalia. What is happening? Mahalia. Good to see you again. Hello. Hello. Good to see you both again. And hello to all the creepos listening and watching around the world as well. Happy Super Chat Monday once again. Happy Super Chat Monday to you. Now, I have to say, poor Danny, she had to go first. So now everyone sees how it's done. So Mahalia, we'll let you take it away. You got 45 seconds. Why should people vote for you? Yes. Well,

Thank you both again. Hopefully you don't hijack too much of my time as you just did our wonderful Danny. But first of all, Hey, wait a time. First of all, I showed up today, which is about half the gig, I think. And on less than 24 hours notice, I might add. So I think this really demonstrates my commitment to the creep off cause. And secondly, I can read. I can read the results. I have shown this demonstrated firsthand. And no faults of their own, no slides or digs to the other content. all of whom are lovely, lovely ladies. However, I don't know that we've confirmed that all of them can read and do the results. Wow. Shots fired. So it's about my qualification. Shots fired.

Wow, 45 seconds on the button. Three very good points being made. One of them that she showed up on time. That's amazing. Now I'm starting to question what her gender actually is. Yeah. Because how is that even possible? This is twice now you've done this.

Now, she can read, and I'm not going to lie. I love your energy. Absolutely love it. Yes. Love it very much. Also, her name sounds like something you would yell at WrestleMania. So you got it like that, too. I did yell it at WrestleMania multiple times, I believe.

You admitted yourself another sign off for the creep off. So maybe meant to be, I don't know. Let's let the voters decide. I love it. Wow, good presentation. Good presentation, hell, yeah. Great job. Now, coming up next is Megan.

blonde Megan. Oh, yeah. We remember Megan. Hi, Megan. Hi, Creepos. It's good to be here. It's good to have you back, Megan. Well, thank you.

That's a high compliment coming from you. I will tell you that my co-host gets very nervous around you. So I'm going to hope he does a good job in setting his timer and doing this right. He's been liking a lot of my Instagram posts, Rogue. I just said she had a good rogue costume. She did the cosplay thing. It's pretty dancing. I saw that. Yes, I saw that. Very good. All right.

Megan, you got 45 seconds. Why should people vote for you? Please take it away. All right. Well, first off, I'm a gamer, cosplayer, musician. I'm a scientist. So I'm smart. What's not the love? I have no kids. I am 33 years old, not married. But I am in a relationship. Thank you to all the people that followed me on the Instagram and reached out to me. That was fantastic. I love reaching out to up. enthusiasts out there. Oh, I'm also Penny, for example. I am the biggest creep at all because I Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, she froze so hard. And in summation, vote for me because are we? Hold on. Okay, you're back. You're back. Hold on. What were you going to say at the end there? I'm going to reset. You have another 18 seconds. Sorry. No, you're fine.

I'm the biggest creep of all because I play League of Legends. So I'm a big creep for that. Also, sign off with the joke, if I'm allowed. Go ahead. What did the creep order at the Italian restaurant? That is sheenie. And she's funny. And she's funny.

Look at that. Bye, Megan. We'll have you back in just a moment. Thank you very much. Great presentation. Very well prepared. Internet connection kind of sucks now So that's a problem

That's not the best But I don't know Our voters are going to care about that We'll find out Now we have our other Megan Megan the Red Someone's asking if she's stealing John's internet

It seemed like that She might be Redhead Meg What is up Creeperinos Hi Meg Hey Meg Welcome back

Welcome back to the show So you were the first I want to say hi to Meg No no no I want to say hi to her How come you get to talk to her How come you get to talk to her Well, you can both talk to, I think. We're allowed.

Oh, I love this competition already. You know, Vince the lawyer's going to cut this up and be like, I hate the way these guys talk to girls. They're such dorks. They probably never talk to girls. Oh, wow. He's right. He's right.

He's pretty right. Yeah, he's got it. It's got us nailed. All right. Meg, same thing as the other potential results, girls. You have 45 seconds to make your case. Why should people vote for you and go? Well, I am articulate.

I know the subject matter. I've been a fan of the show. since 2020 and can be non-biased to the competition, as well as portraying the results in a timely manner. I love learning new things, including the levels of depravity, humanity will go. You should pick me because I can relay the results without vocal fry, minimal ums, and a dash of flare. Plus, I read good. Wow. She's really speaking my language right there.

No ums or vocal fry? It's almost unheard of. She nailed that in 30 seconds. Oh, and she went under. That's well done. Oh, that's good stuff. Thank you. It's all about preparation, boys.

It is. For your hemorrhoids. Preparation feels good on the hole. All right. Thank you. Red Ed, Meg. Great job. And now, ladies and gentlemen, coming back, it's Malka.

Hey, Malcolm. Mucka with the creep off backdrop. Oh, my best. She said desist. No. My bedroom needs to remain a mystery for. Yeah, we understand. Everything behind you is embarrassing.

We get it. Yes. I like Spunkal Pop, so. Yep. Yeah, I don't need people seeing that. I just, it's. Not everyone could have a figure of themselves jerking off like I do behind me. So, it's pretty incredible.

I forgot that thing was here. Yeah. Oh, that's funny. You didn't notice that's right there? You want to stare at that for a little bit? Not really. All right, I'm sorry. That makes me uncomfortable, and I'm not even joking.

It should. It's me jerking off, and she nailed my face. It looks exactly like me. It should make you very uncomfortable. The teeth should be sharper. Malka? Yes. I'm going to start your 45 seconds.

Are you ready to go? I guess. My heart is pounding in my ears, but yeah. Wow, okay. That's all right. Relax. Hey, look it. You're just talking to me and Vinny right now, okay?

It's just three of us talking. And go. Okay. Hi, everyone. My name is Malka. Like everyone else, thank you for all the followers that I got. I don't know how to plead my case that makes me sound, like, unique because everyone here, like, all the other true crime girlies and all the other potential creep-off results girls all deserve a chance. But if I'm going to plead my case, I would say, although my tits are small, I do have a big personality. I'm very unique. I'm very cool. I'm a true crime girlie and a scumprade efficient auto. I like to send the creep-off thing lots of articles um and outside of that um that's it i don't know what else to say i

i i i don't know you killed it you're great again coming in under 45 seconds always appreciated nailed it thank you very much melka and we appreciate your support on the show all right so let's see if we can bring everybody back in where we still have um oh did we hit everyone yeah wow that went fast yeah all right yes so that's bring he's here my heart's here my Hell yeah. Megan is here. Redhead Meg and Melka. Hi, again. I was just... Hello. So these are your choices, folks. You're going to be able to vote. I'm going to be putting the poll up today on the creep off Patreon. It's going to be open to everybody. I will make sure that everyone has the links. They will be out there for you. They'll be in the description for this episode. And we're going to give it...

How long should we have the voting open for a week? Yeah, a week or so. Be ready to go next week with the results. And look at the voting criteria, there's no bad answers here. Not one. You know, there's no one you would vote for that I would say that's a bad vote. We have great eligible contestants here. I think it's going to be competitive. It's going to be tough.

It'll be a pleasure to work with any one of you ladies, and it would be very difficult to say goodbye to some of you. So please know that we really do appreciate you. And thank you for coming and being part of us with us with us. Thank you. Much appreciated. All right. Look, I feel like we're making friends. on the show now. What's happened? I never expected this. We're so, we're so terrible of talking to

women and we're also terrible at making friends. I know. And look at what's happening now. Yeah. So all we did was we said, hey, who wants to be the results girl? And then all of these wonderful women showed up to come and play this stupid game with us. Oh, should we, do we have results? Oh, I got results. Should we have one of these ladies read the results? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So I will read the results from last week. Carl. Yes, with 59% of the vote. Okay, that seems pretty substantial.

I am the winner. Oh, please. Let's see that dick. It's trying to make a point. And this is a huge deal that's going down. Right before our very eyes here. That means the score is now two to one. You're still in the league.

Okay, but you definitely needed that. Because I'd been going out of run for a little bit there. I needed it very badly. I needed it today. Congratulations, too. Thank you, my friend. Congratulations on your victory. I'm okay with it this time because I

did have quite the street going and I'm still proud of that. And I think I'm going to get another W after today. We'll find out. We will find out because today we're talking about since 420s coming up this weekend. If you're in the Rochester area, the ice tops at Stickely Lips Barbecue and Henrietta.

Our Vinny with Rich Voss at Comedy at the Carl said. That's right. You're doing shows with Rich Voss. Yeah, two shows Saturday night. All right. So 420, lots of things happening. And so we thought maybe we should talk about the biggest stoner creep. Why not? We've never done it.

To celebrate 420. Yeah. And Vinny, you're going first. Take it away, buddy. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to 1999. We are going to Jackson, Michigan. And my creep, his name is Kip Arts. Okay.

That's right. His last name rhymes with farts. I like that already. Kevin and his wife, Patricia, they're married for 12 years at this point. Happy marriage, Carl. the couple worked together at a restaurant that they own called Kip's Pizza and Taco House. I don't know how I feel about that. I love it.

I've seen the Pizza Huts and the Taco Bells in the same place. It's obviously a marketable combination. I'd probably go there. Yeah. I'm in. Let's go. So they work together every day. They're not going to do either thing well.

It's not going to be like good tacos and good pizza, but so what? Do you ever just like get a bunch of tacos and a couple slices? Yeah. And I'm like, this is garden. and then I just eat it all. Yeah, of course. Okay. I just want to make sure on the same page. Yeah. So Kevin's a podhead, right? He's a Kip, he's a podhead. His real name is Kevin. Okay. He smokes a lot, according to his family. In June of 1999, Kevin had a major brain surgery. Wait, 99, marijuana wasn't legal then? No, he was definitely.

Oh, what a creep. He's breaking the law. Definitely, definitely was breaking the law at this point. so he has this blood clot in his brain and he has to have a surgery now this is an expensive surgery it's going to take him time to recover from the surgery okay so him and his wife have to close down the restaurant while he's in the hospital and at home recuperating okay so she couldn't work because she has to take care of him they sold their car to pay the bills it's not a great situation but apparently the prosecutors are later going to argue she objected to to his marijuana habit. Okay. Especially after he went through all the stuff and the medications that he's on for this surgery, they told him not to smoke, apparently, and he was still just doing it.

And she's very concerned about this, and it was very contentious in the house because of this. Now, on the evening of July 13th, he was smoking, and apparently she was on him about it. Now, he'll later claim that he went insane, but that didn't really work out too well for him. A nagging woman can do that. Yeah.

He should have argued. that than what he did argue. Okay. So he looked at her and apparently thought she was the devil. Okay. But she wasn't. No, it was his wife, so almost. Yeah. Close. Now, what is not in dispute is that he proceeded to beat his wife with a metal pipe before wrapping her body at a sleeping bag dragging her to their adjacent pizza taco restaurant. And over the next two days, Kip dismembered her in the kitchen of the restaurant he boiled parts of her baked parts of her and deep fried parts of his wife you know that's going to get when the sanitation commission comes through yeah um they're probably going to give you a lower grade on your restaurant yeah but i'll tell you what man munchy's satisfied yeah

good point there's lots of fun ways to prep a person he probably had patricia pizza slap a little bit of that taco pizza slap a little bit of a taco sure so by july 15 a couple family members are starting to be concerned because they're not able to get a hold of Kip. They can't get a hold of Patricia. And she usually calls her family like every day. She's one of those. So they call the cops.

The cops go down to the restaurant and they see Kit through the window. They question Kip and they say to him, what happened with where's your wife? Your family's trying to get a hold of her. They called us. And he goes, oh, well, she got pissed off at me. She took the car and she went out of time.

to go visit some friends now the cops go okay sir have a great day they leave they tell the family this and the family goes they had to sell the car to pay his medical oh she doesn't have a car oh that doesn't make sense then no it doesn't at all so the cops go back there this time it's the detectives the same day when the detectives get there they witnessed kip walking around behind the building carried a white box and then returned to the restaurant with no white box So police go in and they start investigating the premises. Within the kitchen and the restaurant, they smelled burning flesh. They found weird charred flesh stuck to the edge of a countertop,

a pan of mysterious meat-like substance that was sitting in one of the sink bays. Oh, this is one of those guys who doesn't clean while he's cooking. I hate that. You got to clean while you're cooking. I mean, this is a mess. This could have been a bigger mess, though. You're just saving it for another time, just procrastating like a pot head. Yeah, yeah.

Police sprayed luminal in the kitchen to check. for blood notice that the luminal lit the entire kitchen up so they start looking around for that white box they're wondering what the fuck was in the white box okay he took it over to a neighbor's back porch and left it there okay when cops opened it's fucking uh gwenith paltrow it was her fucking head in the box he tried to hide it on the neighbor's back porch i don't know what he was thinking there i don't know either so he gets arrested uh because the head is how you identify people like that's the last body part I would put on a porch somewhere yeah so apparently he had told his friends over the years that he had some thoughts on how he would get rid of a body okay and he would boil parts of him to get rid of the meat and then he would cook it and then throw it out to make it look like food never have that conversation with people yeah so he told people this yeah that's stupid he told people this is what people did before they had a google history yeah that would always fighting them out yeah they would tell their friends what they would do don't do that exactly correct now here's the worst part when he goes to court, guess what he tries to blame it all on?

Don't tell me it, marijuana. Yeah. It's the weed. It was the weed is reacting with my medication. Right. Nobody went for it. No, it's not 1930 anymore. Yeah. It was 1999. I know that it was still illegal, but nobody was that stupid at that point. And at that point, he was sentenced to life in prison where he's currently serving his

sentence. He did try to appeal again, claiming that the weed made him do it, reactions with this, that he didn't feel like his lawyer's, uh, presented it properly. No one was buying it. Appeal denied. And he got a great moniker that's fitting of a podhead after this. They called him the deep fried killer. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good one. All right. Very good. So that is your creep this week. Kip Arts. I hate how smile you are right now. The deep fried killer. It makes you very uncomfortable. Well, listen, I'm smiling because- My guy's disgusting. I'm smiling because I want to read some super chats.

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on there i i've only seen the one that has it on there and i'm pretty sure you wrote it all in the mechanical eight five bucks says rip review girl beth you would have loved whatever pito vini brought in this week wasn't a pito wasn't a pito it was a cannibal yeah beth was great it's unfortunate she can't be here with us anymore and cardiff coming in says i know where my 36 votes are going thank you buddy mother fucker and don't forget to vote at creepoff dot com part of the problem right there cardiff electric check him out with me and minnie tonight subreddit surfing what are we talking about subreditsurfing today uh our slash bathroom graffiti we're getting ready for our prison sentences figure we'd uh see who else is out there yeah i want to see but graffiti we want to find some art

artists out there. We'll see what they're up to. O'Hweedge says for 10 bucks, women are terrible, just terrible. Vote Melka. I see what you did there. I get it. Melk,

are you going to sit there and take that? I guess you don't really have a bunch of a choice. All right. That means it's my turn to present my creep, who is Richard Kirk. Richard Kirk lives in Denver. This incident happened in 2014. Okay.

Not long after marijuana was legalized. and so as you say oh this creep he wants to blame it on the weed well it's fine if weed's already illegal but what if it's been legalized and now you got a jerk doing that kind of thing well we'll see I'm a not guilty plea for the band accused

of killing his wife while high on pot Richard Kirk going before a judge just a few hours ago his trial now set for October it was last April that Christine Kirk called 911 told the operator that Richard appeared to be hallucinating. She worried about her safety and the safety of their children. She said her husband had eaten some marijuana laced candy. While she was on the phone with 911, she was shot and killed. Okay. So, okay, hold on a second. I hate, I hate that

phrasing, some marijuana laced candy. It's not a razor blade asshole. No. A father of three who killed his wife by shooting her in the head in 2014 insists the marijuana edible, he ate made him do it. Here's a quote. There's absolutely no other situation that I can think of where I would do that, said Richard Kirk. He was convicted of second degree murder in 2017 for killing his wife. For me, I know it's 100% it's the marijuana that I ingested is the reason that I did that. So this is the problem here. I understand that we have similar incidents kind of, but I don't like this guy's way more heinous. No, but I don't like this guy's in Colorado and he's trying to say like, yeah, we got to repeal these new laws that we have.

Everyone's going to be killing their wives. You know what? You were all smirky and cocky. And I totally whipped your ass. This is incredible. No, no, no, no, no. Wait until you see this. Because I have this guy's performance after he shot his wife trying to act like he's, oh,

I'm just so drugged up. Whoa. I don't know what I did. He says, I didn't know what was my wife. He was sobbing. I thought it was somebody else, I guess. That's the only way I could have done it. So you shoot people on the, right.

I never once thought about even hurting my wife or pushing her or anything, let alone taking her life, taking her away from the three boys. Hmm. You know what I believe him? Not a creep. Kirk denied accusations that escalating marital conflicts and financial struggles could have been motives for murder and suggested that more studies and research about edibles and how they affect one's mind would be useful.

I believe 100% that it can trigger a psychosis in someone that is otherwise completely mentally healthy, he said. So now he's pushing for we need studies done. We need to prove that this wasn't my fault, that I was the weed that made me do it. That's pretty lame, dude. Yeah. Despite his insistence that the marijuana made him do it,

many of questions his intentions. He and his wife had financial difficulty, and Kirk was known for his short temper. In a police report, his wife's family member told detectives that Kirk always seemed like he was on the verge of being out of control. He had road rage issues. There were allegations that he had. had a nasty streak and that his wife, Chris, told a colleague she wanted to tell Kirk she

didn't love him anymore. Chris's sister told authorities that she always had a feeling that Kirk was capable of hurting her sister. Okay. So he goes to speak to the detective. This is right after he shot his wife with the face and killed her. So, okay, so hold on a second. Yeah. This guy is like, okay, I'm fucking going to lose it with this bitch. And she's at the house and they're fighting. This is what I'm guessing at it. They're probably. fighting and she's like had you took marijuana gummies oh yeah i'm calling the police right yeah so she's probably shooter she's a problem that's a problem she's a problem she's like you we don't even have that much money you're spending on gummies like yes i'm buying guvies all right at least

my lady was concerned for her husband's well-being with the medication so he gets in there's i'm just saying i'm victim blaming right now he goes to talk to the detective and he's looking for uh for sympathy Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand. I understand. He's all out of it. It's tough. I can't imagine you, bud. Are you LDS?

What's that? Are you LBS? I know it. I know it. You know the LSD manager? I know the Latter-day Saints is what it stands for. Is my correct? You're helping getting me there, aren't you?

I don't know, buddy. I don't know. I apologize for not know. apologize for not knowing what's okay more about that are you married I am not give a mom though I do you know her well I do are you married I'm not give a mom though I do you know her well so he starts off asking the detective he's if he's a Mormon I don't know he's trying to relate to him or he's trying to just sound crazy it's like are you Mormon I because I'm a Mormon you have a wife no I what about what about a mom do you have a mom yes dude he has

should have just full out fucking Tommy Chong to this the second the Descentives should have been in there he's like hey man what's going on dude that's what he should have done hold on he tries a lot of different things here so he's being read his rights

and watch his reaction to this oh I got to do this every time come on if you can't afford a lawyer one will be appointed for you without cost to you before questioning do you understand each of these rights that I've read to you

I was kind of spaced out I don't know man what did you read my rights the Tommy chalk right there it's kind of spaced out man whoa this is so lame I was looking at my fingers

for a minute there sorry about it's like Otto from the Simpsons Whoa shot my wife so yeah he continues this act this is great

honestly i have no idea where i am right now i don't know if i don't know if i'm police station you are yeah okay you're at uh you're at denver police headquarters i didn't realize where anyone was taking me or anything i know i know it's it's uh that's a lot to go through everything happens fast and that's where i am this is what a police station looks like this is this is what an interview room looks like you're paying a lot of money how come there's all this well we use we use uh we use this camera but he got a hole in the carpet here my foot's about to go through some kind of metal apparatus this guy just shot his wife in the face oh man this place could be better there's a hole in the carpet what's all this going on yeah sorry we uh ripped up a strip of it to choke the guy who was in here before yeah this is now this is the dumbest part right here he's i think he's

putting on a show. That's it right there. You know that Columbo? No, I'm not like Colombo. You're better than Colombo? I'm not better than Colombo, no. That's TV. This is the real world.

Yeah, man. You ever see that show Columbo? He's always like asking those questions. Just one more thing. I'm surprising to start doing the impression. Anyway, this guy was said it to 30 years in prison because the judge was not buying this shit at all. Good. They didn't buy it at all.

He got the maximum sentence for shooting his wife. And we both found creeps that got high, did something they've been wanting to do, and then blamed the marijuana. Yeah. But my guy, bucket assholes. Cooked his wife. Yeah, but my guy was acting like a stoner. Bro.

I didn't get any cool stoner drops. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and say that guy's not a creep. He's just cool. Vote at the creepoff.com. totally disagree okay you're lucky colorado you still have legalized marijuana dispensaries what's going on with that in new york state by the way do you know they've been like shutting down all of the dispensaries all the head shops yeah every head shop in town was selling weed but yeah because it's legal but yeah but it's not yeah i know it's the thing it's like they legalized

they're just like okay so how do we sell it like we don't know we don't know how to do that just don't just don't that's fucking ridiculous i was in a store the other day and i didn't realized this was going on. So I asked for some flour. And there was an accident right outside the street on Monday, I was like, I could sell that to you, but there's actually like two cops right there right now. So I'm not going to.

It's like, oh, what the fuck of your is this? Okay. And then she told me what the code word was. You ever had to have someone tell you what the code word is? Maybe. Interesting. That's news to me. All right.

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Oh, I know who rhubarb diff is. do you i have a clue the only thing weed has actually killed is a large pizza oh i believe it might be that's true lock it up the only prescription you need thank you very much rhubarb dip okay vini are we ready to move on to uh cop cam so ready do we have cop cam no huh you know what let's have the uh contest cop cam yes all right then vote for who brought the bell all right so matt montgomery sent us in this one. And this is kind of a fun video. We'll skip around a little bit. But I think you'll enjoy this gentleman. He's a little out of control. And that's always fun. In May 2003, police were called to an apartment building in response to a, will assault complaint

in La Crosse, Wisconsin. Why did they just blow out the word sexual? I don't know. And they, yeah, they had to not say it. It doesn't make any sense. Based on both the victims. I have to say, My biggest complaint with, especially this channel, Code Blue Cam, but all of these channels, is that they censor the swearing. It's like, it's on YouTube. It's fine. Yeah, they're just worried. It's lame. Testimony and video footage, the woman was delivering meals at an apartment building

when 37-year-old Bradley Quimbley initially passed by her, but then abruptly changed course and followed her into an elevator. He proceeded to be talking about her appearance and suggested they date, despite never having met her before, after Bradley suggested they... I like that he goes, suggested they date. It's a numbers game. You ask 100 women. I think you should date me.

That's a weird thing. That's a weird line. Yeah, it is. How about time buying dinner? At the internet activities in the elevator, she immediately declined. He then grabbed her and engaged in... Well, contact. When the elevator doors open, he blocked her exit.

But she explained she had to deliver the meals. Eventually, she managed to... managed to escape but was all right i appreciate that because i don't know what it is with the grubhub drivers in this town i am never their first stop for some reason i watched them go the opposite fucking direction every goddamn time this woman's like listen i have to get this food to my customer right away that's my top priority right now her thank you that's correct yeah well her choices are get the food to the customer or get raped by this guy in the elevator okay i i understand what you're saying betty i just appreciate her work ethic on this one shit if i hated it

my job i'd rather do that than get raped in an elevator well visibly distraught by the incident several days later dispatch received another call from the same apartment building reporting bradley's return as he was seen kicking at the lobby door your girlfriend doesn't live there she was just delivering food dummy what's he think that she's always delivering food for this one place upon locating him the officer immediately recognized him and heard him repeatedly demanding for exclusive intimate services however are you facing injury and feeling lost look no further no we're not doing what are you do why don't you cut up your i'll cut you up bradley what are you what are you doing I rule y'all 94 he's extremely escalated outside stopful court now I want you to take note of the fact that he's saying this is my world I rule y'all oh okay is this Kanye because things are going to change it's interesting how this works

so it says I'll just point out he's saying over again come suck my dick. I need one of these end words to suck my dick. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Bradley. Can I talk to you? I feel like to talk to you. You, I'm like,

suck you when I'm done. I need my suck right, man. Bradley. What are you doing? What are you doing, Bradley? Bradley. You don't come by you,

dumb. You ain't gonna do. Don't do that. I swear I got my beach over. It's my world. This bride world, you dumb bitch. Come suck my. 94 years out in traffic now.

Bradley, stay away from that car. Stay away from that car, Bradley. Just like a read-on-1-1 sketch. Yeah. Did I tell you, it's a number's game? He's asking everyone. Didn't suck his dick. Someone's going to say yes.

Welcome to Bradley's world, everybody. Get on the ground. Man, you get on the ground. On the ground. Bradley, get on the ground now. The taser, taser. And the chase is on. 94 foot pursuit.

We're ahead at eastbound on K.S. Dude, he's fast. Taser was ineffective. Taser was ineffective. Yeah, the ground! Another taser was deployed and seemed to be effective. You know how much cops have to hate that? Oh, when the taser doesn't work?

Yeah, because, like, that's their thing. That's their thing. That's the... But it's also a sign that people are on some shit. Yeah. If they could kind of push through out of the taser, then you know you got a real fucking problem. Well, you know what I think happened.

I could be wrong. I think he missed. Yeah, probably. I think he missed. Laser was ineffective. Wow, so he's covering this track. Get out of the ground. Another taser was deployed and seemed to be affected.

By a cop with good aim. Dropping his ass. You're going to go out of the ground. Taser, taser, taser. He goes down so fast. If you move, you're going to get a guy. taste again that one cop should look at the other go that's how you do it that's how you fucking do it forty-second taser deployment barba fucked it up by that knock it off brad you're gonna get tased again

brad knock it off far three i'll take medical what you're doing man knock it off no thank you boy thank you thank you thank you mr bradley all all right so basically they have him again even though they have him down he just keeps kicking can you like When you tase somebody again, don't you want to have your hands off of them? Probably, yeah. You wouldn't want to get hit with that. Talk to me, man. Do what you're going to do, man.

Okay. Are you going to be qualified? Do what you're going to do? We will. Are you going to be cooperative with us? Okay. It's okay, Brad. Gotcha, man.

He's probably got several in them. He's got at least three. Relax. I'm good, man. Okay. It was also discovered Bradley was out on five misdemeanor bonds and one felony bond. Good reason to run. Six bonds.

We're just taking the pros down. How was you walking around in the streets? No, come on, man. Why are you sticking me like that, man? I just pulled it out. Pull that out. I just pulled it out. I just pulled it out. Can you sit back up?

I'll warn you next time, okay? Come on, man. Stop. Come on. You have more in you. We're helping you. We're trying to get him taken out. All right.

So he's just stuck with the prongs from the taser still. Yeah, they're all like in him. There's one that he's sitting on right now currently. There's a couple of. is bad. Just get rid. You want to do that? Just get me.

Stop playing with me. Come on, man. The blood of Jesus. I still love the Lord. The blood of Jesus all over. It don't matter. I still live for Jesus. Don't matter.

The cum of Bradley all over her face. Wait a second. I thought he ruled all y'all. This was his world. And now we're saying the blood of Jesus. I can't get access to it's too low on. I ain't worry about. The blood of Jesus.

The blood of Jesus. The blood of Jesus. It don't matter. The blood of Jesus. It don't matter. The blood of Jesus. The blood of Jesus. It don't matter.

Y'all want to keep doing stuff to me? Don't worry about the blood of Jesus. He's sitting on one of them right now. Holy shit, Handy Randy. This is why Narcan should be illegal. Jesus Christ. I got a leatherman. I got a leatherman.

I'm going to go get my spot. I'll be right back with that. I have one at my bank, too. I thank you for your word. Your word is living, God. Your word is living words, God. Your word is holy God. They taser Jesus.

I don't think he really did. He wasn't talking about any of this shit before. He just wanted to get his dick sucked and he ruled the world. I have seen the light. It's amazing. All of a sudden, he's quoting Bible verses. You make all things to you, God. I belong to you, God.

I will never touch drugs, God. I will never do things that's dishonor to my body. Hallelujah. Glory, glory to God. Glory, glory to God. Glory, glory to God. I don't think he's converting any of these EMS workers who are there. They don't seem to be all that move by this.

He's, what does he, well, this is obviously a con because he wants them all to, like, you know, think he's an all right guy. Because technically, I mean, apart from trying to get into that car, all he's doing is running around yelling. Yeah. He should probably take it to the nut hut. Well, he tried to sexually assault a woman in an elevator a couple days before. Yeah, that's true. So there's that. Yeah.

And then there's the six bonds that, uh, she's out on. Never mind. The world that's first yard 215 says, do not love the world. Yeah, this is our. What I think he's trying to do. He wants the cops to be like, you know what, he's a changed man. Let him come. I don't know the strategy is going to work, though.

Glory. He's worthy to be praised. He's worth what he'd do. Ain't God a good God? Any worry of all your praise? He died on carry for you. Let me dust you off a little bit. I ain't worried about dusting me off.

I ain't worried about what's on the inside. I ain't worried about what's on the outside. It's about the Holy Ghost that sits on the inside. It's about a God that sits high and looks lower. It's about a God. my dad loves you guys in the name of jesus how you're originally called that high rise i found him at the one on the other side of this one what do you want me to you're trying to put stuff that's okay because god's gonna protect you try getting a random call

oh she said something funny right you guys are the ones that's out here without condoms i'm not doing that type of stuff was he accusing the ems workers was he gonna wrap it up before he raped the girl the el yeah i know he's accused of them of raw do sir you don't know what they're up to Suck my dick. I was going to protect me, no matter what. How you doing, sweetie? God loves you. And he forgives you. He doesn't, hey, he does not look at you like it's something that God knows you in your heart.

He knows you. He said, I knew you. In Jeremiah chapter one verse, in Jeremiah chapter one, in Jeremiah chapter one, verse five, he says, I knew who you were. If a taser did this to me, I would sue the city. I would sue everybody. I'd never even run the bite of him. I know I know this shit. This is crazy. That's so funny. But I love that this woman's just like, God loves you too, sir. And now they're having a conversation with each other.

This is funny. You knew you were. Bradley, do you want to go to the hospital at all? Man, he's good. He's worthy of the praises. So the woman's yelling, all right, don't give the cops a hard time. It's going to be good. Jesus loves you.

Uh-huh. And that's funny because then as they walk by this lady, she like wants credit from the police for helping them out. Everybody wants fucking credit for you. response resistance yeah that's the second time that i've done that where i confused the two cartridges he got tased the giddly is kicking siggy yeah i i know you pulled the trigger twice on yeah yeah sorry i wasn't trying to no you're helpful you're actually helpful i was a citizen i was just i heard him yelling and i was afraid he was like going to give you guys hard time so i come on

make sure that he'll cooperate thank you you know you're the best thanks odd i'm just a citizen and so i was just trying to help you shut up go home we don't need your help Tased. Good morning. She's coming right for us. Yeah, I know. I would have figured out some reason to tackle her to the ground. Search her immediately.

Stood with us yelling, screaming, but he's been dead silent. The whole car ride, so I don't know. Yeah, we had to tase him. You've been taged? Yeah. Look at that police officer right there. It's because he wasn't out there trying to run after that guy. Do you want me to take him into the sales, sir?

Oh, he runs faster than the flash. no one would have caught him hell yeah yeah he's getting checked out first okay we had met up he denied all medical but you still want him to

yeah yeah said them all yep okay yeah yeah thanks and then you hear

what do you say he said can I get a glory yeah I was like glory yeah glory they were just goofy at him back in the prison

like what did he say glory God what a loser It's like, it's funny how his demeanor changed as soon as he was actually in custody. Oh, he was like that. You usually want to go with the program? Officer Bochetti. He was blocking traffic, asking everybody to suck his d'clock and saying that.

That's not very holy of it? No, it's not. But as soon as he had him in custody, and then he started singing his praises, shouting out to God and like he's in the church. So, yeah, when he's in custody, he's a nice guy. That's always the case. Bradley was slammed with felony counts of second-degree sexual assault, false imprisonment, bail-jumping times two. Misdemeanor counts of fourth-degree sexual assault, disorderly conduct times two, and resisting obstructing an officer. But he learned his lesson, was a great citizen.

He was subsequently provided a $100 cash bond. After two months, he was found guilty of only two charges after entering a plea of no contest. What? The remaining were dismissed, but read in. A hundred dollar bond. The sentence was withheld, and he received four years of probation, overlapping with another case. In the other case from 2002,

Oh, fuck, probation officer. He was given a 12-month jail sentence, served partially before being released on GPS monitoring, starting in July, 2023. However, the following December, he was arrested once more for probation violation. It's unbelievable. They just slap an ankle brace. It'll be fine.

He won't do anything. Oh, shit. He was talking about Jesus and shit. What does he guess? Who would have to guess that would happen? What did he do to a dooredasher? Yeah. That's really the real cry.

I think you would agree with me. If you were going to... We need this food getting delivered. It gets cold. It gets cold very quickly. Let me tell you what's driving me nuts. They always leave the food on the very top step on my front porch even though i say please put it inside dude same here so they delivered it the other day

yeah and they they put it in a place you know what my front door is you can walk doors open out you could walk right up to it they fucking put it in a place where i have to leave my house and go out and grab it's like you're the one who drove all the way here from the restaurant you couldn't brought it the other six feet dude so i don't have to go outside in the cold my door my door opens out and they put the food right up next to the door. That's even worse. And there's like three steps. So if I open the door, the food is going to fucking tumble down the steps. I see. Okay.

So then what do you? Do you have to go out? Yeah, I go through the other door. You jump off the window and I have a hook and a string. And I go from the second story down and I try to put it up. That'd be hilarious if you're out there with a fishing line trying to get your food.

All right, Vinny. Let's get into some voicemails. I believe we have a sponsor for this segment we do the creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of syracuse chevy chase vacationed in syracuse over the weekend no word yet and when it will premiere on to me see you in syracuse i looked it up chevi chase wasn't syracuse last weekend i'm sure he was i will not watch that movie no whatever the fuck he's doing i wouldn't watch a chevy chase movie no matter where he filmed it at this point are you a chevy chase hater i used to love chevy chase like i'm a huge

fan of his good movies but he got real bad yeah it got real bad my wife hates him yeah everything he's hateable oh but no you can't say that vacation and uh it's hard to argue but she does really yeah what about uh the i don't know why i'm blanking on it uh flutch fucking great flutch is amazing great movie i don't if she's ever watched it all we'll make her watching around we'll make her watch that a lot of people hate chevy chase there's guy in the chat says he hates it's chevy chase well he's a hateable guy he's very unlikable i watched that new um steve martin doc that came out and they're talking about three amigos and of course steve martin is good friends now with marty short yeah their best buds yeah and those two are in the movie with chevy jes they talk

about filming that movie neither of them ever bring up chevy chase they have nothing to say about the guy he was the worst character that was a great movie though eb nigh five pound says shouting s my d in the equals extreme edition what's that game penis game extreme edition penis game what happened to that teacher by the way

oh right I forgot about the teacher with the penis game nothing happened what do you mean nothing happened you can fight nothing happened weren't people posting on social media and stuff though a little not really we did

I posted it just because I told fucking mystery guests that I would all right keep them moving all right yeah let's hear some voicemails good on the managers of the restaurant you called on your show for calling both of you out being creeps for harassing restaurant staff in your pity war against a basically dead celeb.

Wait, right. Did he mean petty war against Siddering, John? Oh, it is very petty, sir. This is as petty as any war could possibly get. I can care less about any of it, so I guess. Oh, I am in it. in it to win it, this petty debate we're having with this booze dumb

dumb ass. I'm in it. Enjoy your fight, Fred. What the fuck are you doing? It was very entertaining, but you are both creeps, definitely, for the exact reason the manager called you on it. Go fuck yourself.

Wow. This guy thinks that us calling Stevie Tomatoes was not a good move, because I would tell you, we've had weeks of conversations across multiple shows based on that one stupid phone car. I'll tell you this. I call it a W. I'll tell you why it was a bad move because we're clearly going to prison over that. Well, that's going to suck.

Yeah. But it's almost worth it. It's almost worth it. Almost. Hi, this is Akos. I have a consequence. The loser has to redo the video for Pino Noir's song.

The Subpoena Noir song that's on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt called an O to Black penis. Okay. So the loser has to do that video, which is hella weird, and they have to redo that video and it has to be up for a month. Or at least redo the song or dresses this guy, Titus, and sing the song. And the video has to be up for at least a month. Okay. Well, we usually leave them up for us. However, but I like, we leave things up forever.

We're not going to call you. You're not Stevie Tomato. No, I want to call this guy. This guy has a weird speech impediment. What do you want to start? I don't even care what he was talking about just now. I just want to have a conversation with this guy. If you want the speech impediment, call the first guy.

I like both of them now. No, that guy was. New favorite callers. That guy was stuttering and stammering like a motherfucker right there. Political Animal 87 says, Carl, next time you go down to Florida, you have to record a podcast at Stevie Tomatoes, Opie style. Done and done.

What kind of beer is this? Wow! They have an outdoor bar area at CBTamato. There's indoor and outdoor. I think we can get away with it outdoors, right? Probably. I'll bring those cool little mics I got. That's right.

Yes, we're set up for it. We can do this. Yeah, yeah, we sure could. All right. Idea for the double wheel of consequences. If you ever break that out again, go to church together and play the penis game. Don't get to it immediately either.

You got to, like, wait, like, 10 minutes. after the brief or whatever I started speaking. Oh, fuck that. I'm doing it right at the beginning. Then you got to play it until one of you shouts. Then don't leave. You sit there. Thank you, fuck you back.

What is this person talking about? Dolph Simpson, by that, that's a funny idea. Dolph Simpson says, Carl, did you see my video of you yet? L.O. L.L. Cardiff deleted it on his channel. It's funny as fuck, and Carl is not racist. Just funny slip-up thinking of S-J, I think. I say it when I'm looking at S-J. what I don't know you're talking about

no clue pal oh right sorry I brought that up yeah well he's definitely trying to tell you something he's trying to tell me something Carl Hamburger I'm an agent with the federal PD we have a warrant for Mr. Vinnie Paulino's

arrest once again I'm with the federal PD that's the federal prank call division and once we get a paddy wagon big enough we're going to come and pick your buddy up that's the only thing stopping them right now The gas mileage is brutal.

They don't have a double-eyed. Hey, Carl, you asked what kind of person would bite someone in the face? I bit my girlfriend in the face. Oh. But what can I say? She was just up in my grill, yelling at me, and I'm yelling too. So my mouth is just kind of moving, and she just keeps moving towards my mouth. And, uh-oh, someone has a bit space.

I'm not buying that. I'm not buying that for a second. That's like that. I'm just going to swing my arms. And if you happen to get my leg. And I'm going to kick my legs like this. Yeah, that's bullshit. That's how that works at all.

Stop biting your girlfriend's face, sir. It's not cool. Bite your girlfriend's face. Don't do that. We got a creep report coming in. I got a creep nomination. A guy lit an apartment building on fire and killed the person who he was having an argument with. And then went and OD.

his dog on fentanyl and shot himself. I thank you guys the stuff. I'm not sure if his Instagram links are still going to be active by the time you see it, so that's the long story short. Wow. The straw that broke the camel's back, she put dog shit on his doorstep. Now, I know exactly

what you're thinking, and yes, the creep I'm nominating is her. Fuck that shit. Thank you, fuck you bye. You get what you give. You rub shit on somebody's door. You should expect some shit back. But why do the dog? have to OD on fentanyl isn't that kind of shitty though well who made the shit i said we have this story right yeah we do do you want to watch the uh the video of it can it's not

that great um i sent it to you just so you knew that we had oh that's a fire holy shit is that big fire sure is uh i haven't watched this uh this exploring it is it is a to but i did watch this this is from uh the doorbell door door cam that's what i thought you were going to pull Yeah, check us out. That's a big explosion. Lady, get your dogs inside before they get addicted to heroin. All the fire department. Dogs are so dumb.

They think they're barking at shit fixes stuff. It doesn't. Never once is barking at something fixed anything. I love my dogs. And let me tell you something. When they bark, it's because they're trying to help. I know. They're so stupid.

It's not helping. It's not helping at all. my neighbor's dog i brought this up many fucking dies but just the other morning i'm just trying to sleep in it's a nice morning i got the window cracked this fucking dog vitty never ever stops and it's got to be annoying for them they live near the dog too they probably tune it out and then they assume that you did too but apparently you didn't i don't i can't it's too much it's too much so you wonder why they OD the dog on fentanyl are you really still wondering all right Well, it was that dog, then, uh...

She... All right, Minnie, where are we heading to now? Well, Carl, let's do a skum parade. What do you say, buddy? Let's go. Watch out for the skum parade. Oh, no, it's a scum parade. Look out for a skum parade.

Making Minnie's day. It's day. Real quick, people were giving me shit about my take on dogs barking. Dang wizard, apparently Carl never watched Lassie. Good point. Lassie saved many lives. Jen is in a well, Carl. I barked in the well, and you're not helping. Wapio says, dog barks are just them asking to be sucked.

It's possible. Glory to God, glory to God. Arf, arf, arf. I like this one. Well, they can't talk, Carl, just saying. All right, that's a good point. And Stephen says, my dog barks at ghosts. Well, that's stupid.

that's really great your dog's dumb carl tos oklahoma one woman's birthday present wasn't wrapped in a bow and ended up causing her arrest rather than a celebration my friend the tolsa police department sent a statement that a real time information center got an alert from a camera system on april first

about a stolen jeep liberty driving around in the area which is quite interesting to me we have cars getting stolen in this city all the time and they never find any of them no And my Tulsa has this. My parents car got stolen and, uh, from the city, this is a years ago and the police go, yeah, you'll probably never see it again. Like, okay. So just the police show up, they're like, we're really shitty at our jobs and we don't even care with all of the fuck.

They can make these cameras to catch you going 56. Right. Yeah. We had the red light cameras in the city that they installed so that if you didn't come to a complete stop and then you made a right, they would send you up something in the mail. and then it turned out that you know who was breaking the law and running all the red lights whom black people and they're like well this is not proportionately who we wanted to be fighting so they got rid of it because he decided it was racist to have red light cams i got like three of those tickets did you really i did oh and i got them all at the same

fucking intersection what did he did you ever pay him yeah of course i did okay i don't think you have to pay him i don't i don't think there's a mechanism Tell me that now. I'm sorry, we should have talked back then. All right. So on April 1st, it's about four in the afternoon. The stolen Jeep liberties driving around this area. According to the police, the driver, Angela Harrison allegedly said she was at a gas station.

If you could pull up the picture of her while we're doing, this would be amazing. Oh, I don't have. Oh, don't grab that. Okay. Angela Harris allegedly said she was at a gas station about an hour before getting pulled over and had run into a customer she knew from working at a waffle house. She claimed the acquaintance handed her $10. and the keys to the Jeep Liberty in honor of her upcoming 53rd birthday. Oh, that's nice. That's a nice gift.

So a guy that she knew from working at a Waffle House gave her this Jeep. Sure. The Jeep had reportedly been stolen before Christmas, and police had also had a photo of Harrison in the car from January. Oh, well, so it wasn't a great lie that I guess is what you're telling me. Tulsa police said Harrison confirmed she was the woman in the picture, but she could not explain how she could have been in the possession of the vehicle in January. when she got in an hour before this is crazy she's saying so it sounds like she's

maybe a bad storyteller is that what she's guilty of yeah the police what a sweetie though what a sweetie she is frau fabisina the jeep owners died last year but the police returned the car to his family harrison was arrested and charges the possession of the stolen vehicle oh hold on a second so you're saying it's a stolen jeep but the owner was dead um finders keep that is I'm pretty sure the law in Oklahoma it might be that's what I would have said I wouldn't have made up some stupid story I would be like a fighter keepers did she in Oklahoma you have to leave a pelt though fair enough I mean it's still it's worth it I would think I don't how many miles are on it yeah I can't believe that she was not arrested for drugs like I

cannot believe it she's high you don't say she's been high how old is she 53 she's been high 54 of those years it's not going well so her mom was high too she you know what she kind of looks like she kind of looks like she could sing megadeth songs just could be a dave musta just give me a dame misdain sorry dave did you know there's a place called chick chester no chick chester oh i thought it was a restaurant no we should open it yeah i want to open a chick chester and it's like hooters i'm listening chick chich chester right so we could get like dany there working. Hey, Daddy.

You need a job at Chickchester? Maybe. I'm far away, though. Do you know where? Oh, we'll relocator. It's fine. Don't worry. Well, you're the manager. Yes. Police recently arrested a 51-year-old man on suspicion of neglecting his mom. It's never great.

So on Sunday, April 7th, around 12, 20 p.m., officers responded to a home to conduct a welfare check. A neighbor noticed bags of unopened food and stacks of packages outside the home. Oh, that's interesting. It's usually a signal that there's a problem with this stuff's piling up. So if there's stuff piling up in front of the house and no one's going outside to pick it up, they'll call a welfare check. You know that's happening to John's house in Florida, right? People are just sending food there every single day and it's just piling up.

That's awful. Yeah, it's a horrible thing. They're starving people. It's nothing. They're wasting food. Not in game coral. There aren't. Everyone's doing great.

So how many fucking alligators and raccoons are like in the front yard too? Oh, yeah. It's going to be a shit show for sure. maybe oh yeah it'd actually be kind of like a sanctuary be a fun place to visit centering john's house when he's not there don't do that shit people we're joke we're joking so they knocked on the front and rear doors but no one answered so they contacted police to request the welfare check now the reason they couldn't nobody could answer is because the mother was so bad off that she was in bed she was bedridden carl but not only was she bedridden she was so

poorly taken care of that she had soiled herself so much that she was actually stuck to the mattress kind of like that girl that we talked about who like melted into the couch. Yeah, but that was over a decade. Yeah. That sounds terrible.

I got to say that if I'm showing up to this house as a police officer, this is the day I quit the force. I'm not going on there. I look through the window and I go, you know what? I resign. It's been a fun, fun time, guys. Good seeing you.

Dude, you know, like how we do. just saw that video of the fire. Yeah. I imagine there's stink lines over that house just as bold and distinctive. Just stick lines coming up. Gross. So when the cops get in there, there's garbage everywhere. The place, they couldn't open the door because there was so much garbage in front of it.

Officers asked the defendant to bring them to his mother and he led them to the primary bedroom where he said she was sleeping. They reportedly packages and trash throughout the home. So this fucking guy's living there and still not even picking up the fucking deliveries and shit that he's getting. Now, inside the main bedroom, Klein's mother was reportedly in the bed with a blanket covering her. She was unconscious but breathing. Wow. So she's alive. Officers called emergency medical services personnel to the scene. And the blanket on top of the woman was soiled. Officers removed the blanket and saw that the lower half of her body was covered in dried

feces and maggots. Her toenails were reportedly shaped like, quote, rams horns. Oh, you even denied her a pedicure? This guy's a monster. fucking skeletorous fucking staff on at the end of her feet. Oh, it's so gross. According to police, the victim was fused to the bed and the bed sheets. Officers transported Klein's mother to the Crozier-Chester Medical Center. Could you imagine having that job? Can you imagine being the ambulance?

I would just wait until she dies and then I'd call the coroner, right? Just think, well, let's take our time about this one. I don't want to do it. That's got to be fucking the plan, right? For this guy? No, I mean, they just let her die. Well, that was his plan. Yeah, yeah, obviously.

What fucking awful. How do you get her there? You got to keep, she's attached to the mattress. Keep shitting, and you're shitting up your bed, so I'm going to stop feeding you. I'm just going to leave that food outside. You're not going to be able to get it. God damn. So he's being charged with abusive care, a dependent person, and recklessly endangering another person.

His bail was set at 50 grand. Okay. Okay. He's a problem. Fort Collins, Colorado, Carl. Yeah. A 32-year-old man faces charges after allegedly ejaculating. on food items at his place of work

and committed other sexual offenses. So here's what I think about that. Uh-huh. If you're jerking off at work and accidentally get it on food, I get it. It can go everywhere. You know what I mean?

It can make a big mess. I can't believe you're saying, you used to work in restaurants. Yeah, so obviously you're jerking off at work and then you don't know and something happens. But if he's doing that on purpose and that's fucked up,

if he's a jack-leating to a sandwich on purpose, not cool. Well, Carl, it is not cool. Oh, okay. I don't know about you, but when I go to these places, like Safeway, they have those pre-made sandwiches you can buy. I never buy one that has mayonnaise on it. I never buy any pre-made sandwiches. You don't buy any pre-made sandwiches?

No, because my wife and new lady who died from eating a gas station sandwich. Really? Legitimately died. I guess. I didn't say gas station. She bought, fuck it. I forget, I don't know what chain it was, but she bought a sandwich and, like, the cheese on it. There was something wrong with the cheese, and she ate it, and she got violently ill and died.

Wow. Like, within 48 hours. This lady probably wasn't long for the world anyway If cheese killed her I'm just saying it Isn't that how they make penicillin? Yeah, it's kind of hard to do that right But yeah, she died from that shit

So I never eat the prepared stuff If I get a sub They make it in front of my ass They make it in front of me, Carl You all right? You still with me? I'm still with you buddy Okay, you just looked the other way And then you glared back to me

With glass eyes Fucking great Now according to the Fort Collins Police Department officers received a report of a man going to local coffee shops and performing obscene behavior around employees and customers beginning in the summer of 2023. One of the victims was a minor. Officers identified the suspect as Stephen Massalta and arrested him back in February.

In the news release post in March 14th, police said they reviewed digital evidence from the suspect's home and determined he committed additional crimes. They didn't say what those were. He worked at a safe way for about two months from December until February 2024. at work, he allegedly masturbated and ejaculated on food items that were not commercially sealed. So the worst part about this, in my opinion, the nutritional facts on the packaging were underreporting the amount of protein. So much sodium.

So much sodium. People were reading these and not really understanding what they were about to eat. To God, the humanity. And a statement obtained by KMGH, a Safeway spokesperson said, at Safeway, the safety of our customers and associates is our top priority. We are deeply concerned about the allegations against our former associate. We are cooperating with the police and the health department and the on-vote going investigation. But I always read that from the companies because it's a form letter.

It's the same thing every time. That's the job I want is just to write those things like, we're very concerned about this and we think that that's terrible. Wouldn't it be way funnier if they're just like, so there was some common as fucking sub, who cares, whatever, get over it? What do you think is an egg salad asshole? Yeah, right. That'd be way funnier. That's probably why I wouldn't last there very long. you're a marketing guy they should give you a shot they should give me a shot maybe i'll try

this guy's been charged with 14 counts of indecent exposure two counts of attempted indecent exposure which means he couldn't wrestle it out of his pants four counts of attempted unlawful sexual content and 16 counts of attempted sexual assault on a child yeah they also found some things on computers at his house which is probably not great yeah one of these guys who records himself doing things he wants to watch it back his glory day is real speaking of guys who like to watch themselves on tape how about spain yeah how about spain this was posting in our discord a gay spanish municipal counselor has resigned from his position i'm sorry i'm trying not to throw up when i'm thinking about this

after photos were publicized of him eating his own excrement as part of a scat fetish daniel gomez del barrio served on the council of the alexas a small town of of around 30,000 people just south of the country's capital now it reminds me of that i don't know it's from kenya but remember the religious guy who was against homosexuality's like and then they eat the poohoo they make the poohpoo and then they eat the poohpoo and it's just like well no gay guys don't eat shit and then you see this you go well i guess that guy was right i guess he is eating the poohpoo we all owe that man an apology yes i was making fun of him for that And now it's true.

Also, eating his own shit, that's gay, right? I mean, if it's a hot dude, I get it. But it's your own shit? What kind of fetish is that? In mid-February, photos and videos of Gomez were shared that he had posted on social media accounts and pornographic websites. Not really thinking about your career. This is why they have those social media policies we were talking about. Yes, correct.

This is the precise reason for that. But I love that, like, when you post like these crazy things like this. that are only gone on these weird fetish sites. Because you got to be thinking, like, why did you find it? You know, you could almost turn it around and the person who rats you out. You're like, what were you looking at that you saw me eating poo on the internet, sir?

Sir, your breath is horrific. Please, just go, just resign. So the video is him seemingly naked on the floor eating his own feces. He's in his late 20s. A report from the French news FDS claim that the politician was offering himself up for sexual use and describe himself as wanting to be exposed, humiliated, and degraded.

He also desired his desire to eat cocks, be a whore, and be used as a urinal. He also referred to himself as a sexual slave. According to ABC Spain, Gomez... Just generally up for a good time, apparently is. Well, he went and reported the leaking of the photographs and the videos to the police, even though the videos are him asking for people to get in touch with this shit. So just like what I said, he's just like, can you believe this? That they're showing this video meeting.

You are up the war. What's wrong with these people? It's like, sir, this is a you problem. He showed up for the February meeting. Yeah. Just totally about no cell. Right. Like Costanza after he quit showing up on Monday.

He's like, what are you doing here? Like, what do you mean? Here every meeting. What are you talking about? Didn't work out for him, did it? He acted like the leaks were, quote, only a residual issue, a source told ABC Spain. However, on March 22nd, more photographs of the councilor began to spread around the town during the traditional Palm Sunday celebrations.

Now, that's an interesting church. That is. Everybody's a church, and they're passing around pictures of the councilman eating a turd. Dude, I can see why this would be the talk of the town, though. This is not a big town. And I got to imagine, like, you open up your next door app one day. You just want to see, like, if there's a kitten missing or something. And here's this guy from the other street over eating shit.

That's a problem. It's very, it's a problem. an elected official, no less. Yeah, it's not great. Another source suggested the further images of Gomez were visible on the internet where he was naked and his official council ID was allegedly visible. Oops, on March 24th, Gomez was forced to resign and was dismissed from his position at the town council,

head of youth children and families. Probably a safe choice there, let him go. The mechanical ape says, Yay! Jim Norton reading this article. Since his resignation, the young council has left his family home in the town where he resided with his parents. His father, a former police officer, retired the same week in February that the photos were initially leaked. Wow.

All right, so he's probably got a career as a politician in this country, but not Spain. Yeah. You could probably do this two or three more times. Yeah, probably get away with it in California. We might want to move there if you want to get elected again. Hey, speaking of sex slaves, we had one hell of a bonus episode on Friday. We did. Yes.

got deep down into the Diddy Dynasty. We talked all about what was going on there. And boy, do we learn some stuff. You did a fantastic job. I've been telling people about that because people who are following the Diddy stuff closely didn't realize that those freak-offs that he was having. There was a guy talking about that from six years ago. Yeah, in 2018. She's been questioned for shooting up a country club, right?

One of Trump's places. Yes. And Doral, Florida. Yeah. So he's being questioned by the police. And he's like, well, you know, I was working for Diddy. I was a sex slave. Yeah, I used to bang Cassie and I got herpes. Why go watch it. It's crazy. It's crazy what you found, Vinny. Good job on that. It was a good presentation. I got to thank. We learned a lot about Diddy. I spent a lot of time looking at videos on this stuff. So check it out.

I think you were going to thank someone. Then he went, I don't remember for the fuck. I don't know. I'm trying to remember the name of the site that first reported it. It was law and crime, I think. Yes. I think you said law and crime.

I think it was law and crime. So good on them. And patreon.com is where you're going to be able to find us. Patreon.com back slash the creepoff. You're going to be able to find that. And also the voting for our results, girls. Don't forget to do that this week. That's going to be on Patreon as well.

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He would pass the joint while drooling that nobody wanted, get angry and leave. Later, asked his mom still in a loony bin. Oh, God bless Europe. They still have loony been. Do you know how fucking. gross you have to be to be hanging under the skate park with a joint and everyone goes nobody thanks you ever you ever watch someone roll a blunt with too much saliva disgusting oh but you still smoke it but it's so gross well you know you pass it around anyway who each five bucks says carl

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