The Creep Off - Episode 210: Bukkake Séance

Episode Date: April 22, 2024

In today's episode Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest Canadian: This weeks Cop Cam segment we watch a little snitch rat out his mother for meth: In the Scum Parade we meet a determined gas station robber,  a couple who found a hobby and a man who tried to buy himself out of a bestiality charge The score is currently Vinnie 2 - Karl 2, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Man Accused of Trying to Rob Convenience Store With Snake as Weapon (frontpagedetectives.com)Couple accused of creating secret videos of young girls in dressing room at The Woodlands Mall, Hurricane Harbor (click2houston.com)41-year-old man, Kwame Chelsea arrested for having sex with pregnant goat | Pulse GhanaPolice officer allegedly raped 13-month-old who suffered broken bones and severe bruising | Truecrimedaily.comWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108

Heck mania is happening, Carl. I like that graphic. I cannot wait to get back to Vegas. Dude, I am pumped for Vegas. Yes. And I've been thinking about this live show because, you know, we could treat it like it's a vacation, Carl. We could. You know, we can be creeps.

We could show up and just, you know, fuck around. We could. Or we can bring it. Oh, I'm going to bring it. That's what I do. No, no, for this show. For this show. The creep off.

Yeah, for the creep off. Fuck you. I know. Okay. What do you think I'm talking about? WATP is what I assumed you were talking about. I assumed you were talking about for your other show, the one you like doing.

So I, the one where I get to invite people who I enjoy being with on. Oh, I made the cut. I get to go to those sometimes. It's true. He actually scheduled for this weekend, buddy. Oh, that's right.

I am going to be on your show Saturday. Because I said, tell me if you can't make it, and you didn't tell me anything. So now you're etched in stone. Mm-hmm. All right, I'll be there. Beautiful. I'll be there.

And I just want to tell you, dude, I think that I'm going to drop this out here, and I want to know what everybody thinks. Vegas show, someone should end up doing a live consequence at the end of that show, whether it's you or me. I see. Okay. Yeah. I mean, we'll probably have a consequence by then. So maybe we should change the wheel to what things we can do live in Vegas. That's what I'm saying.

I love it. And I think we have to do a one-off head-to-head contest, let the people in the room decide. and the people who are watching the live hackamania broadcast. I see what you're saying. Okay. And at the end of that show, one of us is either going to sink or swim, son. That's what I think. So beat off into the Caesar's Palace pool there.

Into the fountain? Into the fountain. But you have to time it with the fountains. Right. When the show starts, you better be completing. All right, that's a bad idea. Never mind. It is a bad idea.

Yeah. You know it would be a great thing if we did? What's that? If we started the show. Let's start the show. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want.

Sensation. Horror shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Go-cool, go-go. This country does it. All tar sands, strip mining, mounty mocking, geese-goosing, French fried gravying. Okay, but I'm sure you treat all peoples equally. Except that Kevin Quas.

And the moofies. Stupid newfies. I'm a newfees. Wee! Prime Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. It's a disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true-crime podcast, the show about creeps.

Bye creeps for you creeps. my name is Vinnie and joining me as always it's hot cucka carl what is happening Vinnie Paulino I have to give you props it seems you combined both the Simpsons talking about Canada and of course South Park about Canada in the intro well done yeah Carl came buckets you should have heard

the noise is coming out of that room good stuff I could decide what I liked better both yeah today we're going to Canada kids that's today's category the great white North have we not done this category before I asked Alex that and we have not The Oracle says no. Wow, because the research I did, we could do Canada for the next eight months.

What are we going to turn into Kevin Smith? Good point. Let's not do that. Pretend to a Canadian for no reason. Let's not do that. Let's not keep making the same movie over and over again. Good point. That's a very good point.

What about if the end we both die? I mean, that might happen. The Wheel of Consequence is going to get crazier and crazier. Probably so. A trip to Greenland is going to be on there. pretty soon. Vinny. Yes.

Today is Super Chat Monday. I want to remind all the fine folks out there watching us on both the creep-off YouTube channel and the Who Are These Podcasts YouTube channel. Celebrate Super Chat Monday with us. You know how to do that? Slap in your Super Chat. Let's celebrate, kids. Now, we got some news we got to get through real quick.

What's the news? The top of the show. Okay. Well, we had a pull out. We have results girls. They all competed last week. that was fantastic It was

They did a great child They all did a fantastic job All lovely All wonderful candidates And so a poll came We put a poll out And I guess there was some Backlash

On the poll What happened, Billy? Well, I'm a big idiot And what it happened was Can somebody please ISO that for me? I need that right next to Let's see that dick All right

People were very upset with the voter Because they couldn't remember Who was who and they needed a visual aid to remember. So the poll automatically set itself for two weeks. So technically it's still going to be open until next Monday. So we updated it and now it has the girl's name and then her cup size. Yes.

So it's a lot easier to know who to vote for a bell. Correct. And the voting's still going on. So you could follow the links, visit our Patreon page. That's where the ballots are. And look, and I saw some of the early results coming in. And I have a feeling that our creepo listeners are more concerned about hotties with a body than they are about the actual content and the presentation skills of these ladies.

I don't know if that's true. Both correctly, everyone. I don't know if that's true, Carl. I don't know either. Because it's a mixed bag. Our top three, right now, I mean, they're all wonderful. All beautiful. All great presentations.

Yeah, all great presentations. We have a top three rolling right now. I want you to go visit their vote and help us pick the right person, everybody. So you vote on our Patreon page It's free for everyone to get on there Free for everyone to vote To vote And while you're there

You can sign up to get bonus episodes too If you feel like it We do bonus episodes every Friday Just about Usually But yeah We put out about four bonus episodes Every single month

And there's some of the Most fun shows that we do So far this month We covered the Diddy Situation Which was fantastic We had a great scum stream Where we covered

A whole bunch of scum stories and Carl this week we are going to be I am backed up with scum stories I have some big ones and then I also have a new video from Rob Wolcheck we're going to talk about oh I love that guy me too he's the best me too so hopefully you're excited for that people now as for the results last week we did creepiest stoner when I asked Carl what should we do on Monday he said well what's going on we should do something that's like kind of topical because 420s next week let's do Stoner. Yep.

Neither of us, neither of us, thinking about last Monday was actually tax day. Oh, I was thinking about it the lot, actually, Vinny. It's been consuming me most of this month. I just choose not to talk about it. So you picked Stoner instead of taking your shot at the IRS. Correct. Understood. Yeah, the IRS wins this round.

You got me this time, guys. All right, Carl. I'm just adjusting my camera. By the way, this camera hasn't been freezing up lately. Yeah, I know. I fixed it. Oh, congratulations. You're welcome.

Good job. I'm a great guy like that. You acted like it was a hardware problem. I guess it wasn't. It was a software issue. There was a weird update that came out and it worked. Great. Cool.

Now it's going to freeze 50 times between now and the end of the show. Good job for, uh, come on. As I was just saying, I was just, come on. Don't be like that. I'm going to read you some results, Carl. Okay. So you are, you are a results girl. Don't vote for Vinny for results, girl.

Okay. No, no, no, please. Ladies and gentlemen, this one in the category of creepiest stoner. Yes. With 62% of the vote, ladies and gentlemen, how do I do this? Uh-oh. I don't like that smile that just came on his face. That's not a good sign.

One more for the good guys. I won. Please. And you know what that means, everybody? It means that I have tied the game. It is now two to two. I don't like this momentum that you're getting lately. That means I have won two in a row. You've won two in a row. And I'm telling you something right now. I am not going to stop until I reach the top. Nice. Coof, thanks for the two bucks. Thank you for not visiting Greenland. Thank you, Coup, for not visiting Greenland. I appreciate that. And, uh, Hulkomania. I

I've been seeing this guy all over the place. Thank you very much for the 10 gifted memberships. Turn out except gifted memberships in your settings. If you haven't already, you can get the bonus episodes of Who Are These Podcasts right now. And if you're, by the way, if you're watching on the Who Are These Podcasts channel, make sure you subscribe to the Creepoff channel because we're doing a bunch of bonus clips are going out. And you need to see some stuff maybe you haven't seen before. For sure.

And so Hulkomania just kind of showed up on the scene this past week and has really been making some big splashes. So thank you very much. Hulkomania. Nice to meet you. Thanks for stopping by. Carl, we're going to Canada. Are you ready for a competition? I am ready.

Let's do it. You won. You're going first. Oh, I'm aware. I'm aware. All right. I'm setting my timer right now, all right? Let's keep it under 45 seconds, Vinnie.

I don't know if I'm going to be able to keep it to 45 minutes. My creep today, ladies and gentlemen, he is a gentleman by the name of Rock Terrio. Now, Rock Terrio was born in 1947. He was a dropout. at age 13, and he became a bit of a religious freak at a young age. That's exactly what the world needs is high school dropout Jesus freaks. Sure. What could go wrong?

You'll be surprised. You're going to be surprised what could go wrong at a minute. Now, this guy got married to his first wife when he was 21 and she was 17. They had two kids together, but marriage quickly deteriorated due to the fact that he loved to drink. Okay. Rock loves his booze. So I understand dating a 17-year-old. I understand sleeping with a 17-year-old.

Marrying, very bad idea. Never do that with a 17-year-old. They're going to change. They're going to get less attractive. Don't do that. It's a good point. It's a good point. You've got to wait them out a little bit.

You've got to let them ripen. Yes, correct. Yeah. You got to get a knock on their heads a little bit before you marry. You're marrying a green banana. Don't do that. So this guy ends up leaving the. Catholic Church where he grew up

and joining the seven-day Adventist Church. Oh, boy. Now, it turns out, O'Rock, he's got some charisma. He's a hell of a good speaker at the church. They love him. He even began leading workshops to help church members quit smoking. Jesus Christ. Like, he's doing

the self-help thing with everybody. Now, he gradually gained a group of young devoted followers, and around 1977, he became, he formed a group that was called the Ant Hill Kids. Jesus Christ. in Quebec. The cult's name, and I will call them a cult,

referenced working hard like ants building an ant-hill and an emphasized teamwork as its core value. So, so far, this guy's on a track to being a good guy. He's out there trying to help people quit smoking. He's trying to help people learn teamwork and work together. I don't know that I would aspire to build an ant-hill. You know, I would think like the pyramids in Egypt or something is a very impressive feat. Those are just fancy ant-hills.

Yeah, I mean, an-hiel. just like, yeah, I mean, it's not that impressive. It's just a hole. Just a hole. Yeah. So, excuse me, as time goes on, this cult gets a little weirder. He gets a little more controlling. He forces people to cut ties with their families.

You ever notice cults never go the other. I always keep saying calling it cults. Never go the other way on that. They never get like less restrictive and chill. They're like, you know what, guys, we had all these rules in the beginning. A lot of our horses shit. Let's change that right now. You know all your friends who are saying that I'm totally conning you?

Yeah. Bring him to the barbecue. They never do that. Yeah, they're actually great. They're not submissive people at all. Hang out with them all you want. That's fine. Subversive.

Subversive. Thank you. Yes. Yes. So he then starts telling them they have to start selling their worldly possessions and donate the money to him. Typical religious guy. Now, he would be a typical religious guy if he wasn't completely insane.

In 1977, he claims that he heard the, and saw God's voice and his presence while he was hiking in the woods. As a result, he moved everybody in his group to a remote part of Quebec, where the closest town was about seven miles away, and they lived out in the woods, completely isolated. Around this time, he starts making all the members wear tunics as a symbol of equality among members. Okay. And then he starts instituting some new rules within the group, right?

you know you got to we're all going to live out here together we got to have some rules it sounds like it's a place that would get pretty cold in the winter time well he had them build a homestead and he made them all do all the work he supervised and uh these people were going hungry and they were all exhausted while they were trying to do this but they ended up making it and during this by 1978 people started looking at him like he was kind of crazy and the seventh day adventist kicked him out okay so you know you had a problem that they're throwing you Right. At this time, he instituted his new name, which is Moise, which is like Moses, but French, because he is a French Canadian. He also decided that people in this group were all going to get married. And he was going to pick who was marrying, who these people weren't in relationships with each other. He's like, you're with him, you're with her, you're welcome. And he married them all, even though none of it was legally binding.

now the reason he did that was because he wanted them all to have kids and procreate that way he could build his own civilization out in the fucking woods i see okay now they weren't allowed to eat meat they weren't allowed to have tobacco they were allowed to have nothing wait wait they weren't allowed to eat meat what are they eating out there vegetables twigs and shit that doesn't sound sustainable well it's weird because none of these people were allowed to have any of the finer things except for rock who fucking drank every goddamn day How was he drinking? What were they? I'm so confused by all of this. What's going on here? Here's what they did. They ate twigs and shit, but they also were very good bakers. Okay. So they were out there, like, making fresh bakery items. Were they getting flour and eggs from me? They were getting growing. They had chickens and shit. They were doing it all out there themselves. All right. Well, props to them. That's pretty cool. Yeah. They're the Ant Hill kids. I'd be the laziest cult leader. I'd just move into like an old YMCA or something where the water's still running and everything still works. there's a treadmill

Yeah And everyone's got Grubhub on their phones So the way that they supported themselves financially was by peddling their own baked goods So he would send out all the hot chicks Because he had a bunch of hot chicks in this group

Smart He would send them out there with the baked goods And the problem would be Did he call them results girls Or what did he call them? Ant Hill kids Okay So he was kind of like that

Aaron dude from Steeltoll There is a goal And you better reach that goal. Got to make the goal every day. If you didn't meet, reach the goal. No overtime. Actually,

we're not doing 30 minutes overtime. We don't reach the goal. I take it back. He's not like Aaron. The women couldn't leave. That's the difference. That's very different. That's the difference.

Very different than Aaron. So if they didn't bring him back his money, he would beat them with a belt. He wasn't great. So now he's beating them. Now, by the mid-1970s. What do you like to do after you get drunk? You're going to sit around and read books? What else?

It's a good point. It's a good point. Now, he started getting a little crazier and crazier because he convinces himself that he is basically Jesus Christ. He is the savior of these people. He got himself a bunch of fake jewelry from in town. Jesus Christ. And he would dress up like a king and make the women bathe him and shit. And he had like a crowd and he would walk around like he was the fucking king of this shithole. Yeah, that's where I'm tapping out of the cult. As soon as the cult leader thinks that he himself is a god, I'm like, you know what?

This isn't for me anymore. I'm just showing a picture of the crew. about grung this cult yeah we see well actually hold on to say let me finish this part i'll show you the picture now by 1979 there was a little bit of a crack the first crack in the armor with this guy because he said the end of the world was supposed to happen in february of 1979 this is where they always fuck up man you gotta stop predicting the end of the world and guess what everybody was like what what the fuck man we've been living out here eating sticks

and shit yeah you're making me fuck this lady that i don't like we have all these kids I'm sure some of the guys weren't too upset about. Yeah, some of them were probably pretty happy. I was going to say. But some people were not. Yeah. So he says, hey, listen, guys, I made a mistake. I used human time, not God's time.

So now that I've made that error many times on math tests, so I get it. And now that I know, here's what we're going to do. All of your wives, I'm married to them now, too. So now we have double duty. I'm just going to start fucking all the women as well. I see that this is where Pre-mona-knock to bitches is what he says This is where I would speak up and say

Well hold on a second You got the end of the world wrong You don't get rewarded for that sir You can start banging everyone In fact I'm gonna put you in time out for a month No one did that Can't tell God that What are you gonna tell God?

Fair enough So let me be let here's a picture of Rock and the crew Rock's the one in the middle Yep I could tell immediately Who that was There's old Rock and the Ant Hill kids Okay Some of them out there in the woods.

Now, he is believed to... Not a lot of diversity, I'm noticing. Not a bit. You know, cults are really bad with diversity. Good point. Yeah. I'm thinking back to all the ones I know. Judaism.

Christianity. Yeah, there's one more, but I'm not going to say it because... Yeah, the only we don't talk about. Yeah, the other one, we're just not doing that today. so here's the thing drinking's a problem for this guy violence is starting to become a problem the more he drinks the crazier he gets and these people were too weak mentally and physically they've been beaten the fuck down right so he forbids them to speak with each other without his permission none of the the husbands and wives are allowed to have sex without his permission

because you know it's my wife too motherfucker this is christalia this is insane he also built a gladiator fight pit Oh, that's fun Where he would make them all go fight each other That's the first thing I would do If I was a cult leader Yeah, it took him a while to get to it I was gonna say I'd probably kick myself

For not thinking of it sooner But eventually we'd get there Now, he graduated from the belt though If you weren't bringing the money He introduced hammers and the flat side of an axe Jesus Yeah, so Things start getting a lot crazier

And he starts getting more paranoid Thinking people are trying to leave because obviously he's seen Because he's torturing them Yeah, and he's seen people like what the fuck Your captains want to leave Now, here's some of the things he would do If he thought you were going to leave

Here's a list He would suspend them from the ceiling Of the homestead building And plucked their hairs out One by one That's bizarre Then he would hold them down And defecate in their open mouths

Oh, he's like Vince McMahon Yep Okay He also, one of the other fun things You should know if you were an Anheel kid, getting pissed on by Rock was an occurrence. It happened a lot. He would pee

out people. Was he peeing the poop off or what was he doing? Just pee on people. Wow. Yep. Is he drunk at this point? Probably. Fun. He also had his followers prove their loyalty by breaking their old legs with sledgehammers. In addition, he ordered his followers

to sit on lit stoves, shoot each other in the shoulder, smear feces on one another, and at one occasion, cut off each other's toes. He also took to sexually abusing his followers and forced them to eat their own feces. He would get riprory drug and

chase them around the woods shooting at them. This is kind of crazy behavior, I would say. I would say so. I don't think I'd want to be in this cult anymore. Yeah, these poor people, he's literally hunting them and they're running through the woods like deer and this fucking drunk guy with a crowd is running around, fucking trying to shoot him.

And like some of the women, they would get to town and they would go to town and go to town and go like the battered women shelters and they would be like who are you where are you from and they wouldn't say anything and they would just like hey listen god's you know shooting at me is all right if i hang here for a couple hours yeah so god sober's up well yeah if you can kick the feces off your face you're more than welcome to come in god's been drinking again i was wondering if you could put me up for a couple days even the children in the commune weren't exempt from the violence or sexual abuse they would be stripped naked and whipped and if one child misbehaved rock would

Nail them to a tree and force the other children to throw rocks at them. It's almost like a dunk tank in a pinch, you know? They're like, well, we don't really have the dunk tank. We don't really have the mechanism. Picture a dunk tank with all the fun out of it. Well, no, it's kind of more fun. Because you really want to throw the ball at Chattahubach's face, but at the dunk tape scenario, you're supposed to hit just that little button right there.

That is. All right, solid points. So one evening there's a blizzard, right? he's going crazy and this woman had a newborn so she took the baby outside and tried to hide the baby out there and the thing died and this is the first time

CPS got involved this is 1987 14 children were removed from the commune place in the foster homes now they could have ended this whole thing yeah I would think that they would alert the authorities guess what it's Canada baby we're just going to take the kids

you all have a nice day out here So now Rock is out there with all the adults And he's crazy as fucking ever They took our kids Yeah So following the removal of the children He became more violent And when he would get drunk

He now started having more delusions of Granger Carl He believed he was a doctor Who could be four medical acts on his followers One he did One of the guys was complaining that he like His balls hurt So Rock went and took a rubber band There's no way I would complain to this guy that my balls hurt.

And wrapped them around the testicles of this gentleman. Oh, I'm keeping that shit to myself. The scrotum became swollen and infected after around eight hours. Oh. Throw, remove the testicle, and cauterized the root with a hot iron. Why not just tell that story and be done with it, Vinny? Jesus, this is ridiculous. That's not even the worst one.

No? No. Okay. This poor woman, Solange Bolliard, she was one of his first followers. On September 28th, 1988, she mentions, I got a bellyache. Oh, it is time for surgery. Oh, no.

With Dr. Rock. Oh, no, no, no. He slaps his poor girl on the table and starts punching her in the stomach. Then, he forcefully administered an edema consisting of molasses and olive oil. No anesthesia. He gets a kitchen knife, slices this poor woman open, and rips out a hunk of her intestines with his bare hand. This is going great. He throws it over his fucking shoulder

like fucking Splat! Just fucking thing hits the wall Like Luke Skywalker Throwing away that goddamn lightsaber And he looks at this other woman Gabrielle Lavelli who's LaValle who's there And he says,

Stitch her back up Oh, that's how that works. So he has ripped this woman's intestines open And told a woman to use a dirty needle Enchewide to stitch up her side. Okay. So they do that And these women try to save her life

And how do I put this? That was all she wrote for this woman But thank God they have The Lord and Savior Rock Tario there Because the next day he finds out she's dead Carl And he's like I got this I know how to resurrect her I got an idea

Oh good, okay I can bring her back The surgery didn't work but that's okay There's a bad deal Here's what we're going to do. Yeah. Bring her in here. Give me a drill.

Oh, no. So he gets a drill. Oh, no. And he drills into her skull, right? And then he jerks off into her skull. And then he's like, ta-da, get up. And she doesn't get up. So he goes, hey, go get the rest of the guys.

Then he brings in the other dudes. Yeah. And he makes all of them jerk off together over the corpse of this woman and come into her head. You know what? That actually kind of makes sense to me. I could see why he'd think that. that might work. Okay.

Turns out it didn't work. It's all right. Yeah. The Bukaki Seance didn't work. Go figure. It's the name of this episode, Bukaki Seance. So he just ends up saying, all right, I guess it didn't work. What do I know?

Back to drinking. And he's a fucking barrier in a hole out back. Now, he also took out one of her ribs and kept it in a leather case around his neck. So later in November of 1988, you know, the woman, Gabrielle, I told you about who sewed up, Salon, yeah. So she goes, she told one of the people that she had a toothache. Oh, Jesus. It gets packed to rock.

Why would you do that? And he responded by ripping out a number of her teeth with a pair of dirty pliers. And later that night, she was trying to get away and he chased her through the woods and accidentally cut a tendon on one of her hands with a knife that he was running with. Accidents do happen. Yeah. Later in July of 1989, she apparently was. sitting there having an issue with her fucking fucked up hand by the table and

he just took a knife and stabbed it through her fucking hand and like it's a kids in the hall sketch now I see where kids in the hall got there from yeah so then he was like you know what though I'm going to solve this problem right now leave it to Dr. Rock so what he does is he grabs a meat cleaver it just hacks her whole arm off right there at the table I can see that being unnerving for some of the other people yeah hanging out and she laid there until the next morning, until they decided to stitch it back up. But that was July of 1989. In August, about a month later, she escaped.

Good. And she was able to hitchhike with her good hand to a hospital. Yeah, she tried for like three hours with the arm that was missing. She's like, oh, you know what I know what I'm doing wrong. Yeah. So she ends up in a hospital and she rolls over on all of it. Finally, the cops go out there. Finally, they arrest this guy.

he ends up how dumb do these other people feel when they go oh yeah all that shit was crazy this guy should have been locked up years ago what the fuck like i always wondered that's got to be the worst feeling realizing you got duped i listened to oh when you see the newspaper headlines you really do have to feel like a sucker yeah and that also say you're like now de-programmed you're no longer living out in the woods and you're out in public and you're walking down the street and people are discussing this who are these stupid idiots who are out there in the fucking woods with this I think about that girl in Nexium, who was branding all the other girls on their vaginas with the guy's initials.

She's out now. She's out of prison and free. That cute girl from the TV show, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, Allison Mack. Allison Mack, right. She's got to feel so. Everyone has seen those documentaries. She can't go anywhere without people going like, what a freaking idiot this woman is.

Oh shit. Carter Fletcher just super chat at us, dude. Yeah. I want to change my creep. No, just kidding. He says, watch your stepboys. Leave families out of it. Leave the families out of it.

All right. So they arrest Rock. And this is what he gets charged with. Aggravated assault. One count of unlawfully causing bodily harm. He gets 12 years in prison. Oh, that's crazy. You don't say.

What's going on? So as this is going on, another member of the cult who is finally starting to come together just goes, listen, he killed people. and they took him they took the police to the body of where they buried the salange girl good and when they exhumated that they were like oh yeah he ends up pleaded guilty to second degree murder and gets life in prison without the possibility of parole all right now until 2000 well I'm sorry until 2011 in February when he was stabbed to death by his cellmate oh interesting so happy ad date so he pissed someone off yeah probably trying to start another cult or something

your wife is married to me now yeah right fucking you're dead if i should jerk off at his uh earhole or something like all right now you're going down so uh in conclusion vote for viny this week and rock terrio thank you please and all right well i will do my presentation good job vanny thanks pal um real quick though i do want to thank some of the people who are gifting memberships like uh obviously mason in portland gifting a membership thank you very much i think we're going to be hanging out with him in Vegas looking forward to that and then hulkomania coming back in another five gifted memberships and after that another five you know what it's not even super chat monday it's gifted memberships monday today we're celebrating holcomania brother we certainly are

thank you very much for that hulkomania's running wild on super chat monday dude if you're uh watching this on the who are these podcast channel just turn on accepted gifted memberships and you might get yourself a membership you get some of the bonus material that we do on who are these podcasts you could also watch us to you who are these podcasts live every Wednesday and Saturday when you have the membership go to the community tab I put the link right in there awesome all right viny I'm going to tell you a little story here about one Vince lee now on july 30th 2008 tim mclean a carnival barker was returning home to winnipeg after working at a fair in edmonton he departed emminton on board greyhound bus 1170 and he sat in the rear one row ahead of the toilet

At 6.55 p.m., the bus departed from a stop in Manitoba with a new passenger, Vince Lee. Lee described as a tall man in his 40s with a shaved head and sunglasses, originally sat near the front of the bus, but moved to said next to McLean following a scheduled rest stop in Brandon. McLean barely acknowledged Lee, then fell asleep against the window pane, headphones covering his ears. So you get this guy, he comes to the back of the bus, sits down next to this other guy that's like, whatever. Okay, okay. Takes a little nap after his car.

carnival barking day. What happened next? I have an eyewitness who is going to tell us about this, starting with our clip number one. All right. Hold on one. Yeah, no problem. I have to say this eyewitness is amazing.

This interview happened not long after this incident. So this is very impressive on this guy's part. We find out later he's military. I was just reading a book. All of a sudden I heard a guy screaming. I turned around and the guy sitting right next beside. me was standing up and stabbing another guy with a big rambo knife pretty much it was a big survival knife like this in the throat repeatedly repeatedly repeatedly uh told everybody to get

off the bus everybody started to get off the bus uh the guy stepped kill step or still kept stabbing him stabbing him uh everybody got off the bus me and a trucker that stopped and the greyhound driver uh ran up to the door to maybe see if the guy was still alive and or we could help or something like that. And when we all got up, we seemed that the guy was cutting off the guy's head. Listen, it's a typical stabbing. No one said to lose your head, sir.

Oh, I see what you did. Yeah. So he's got the knife out. He's working on getting the guy's head off. And then this is a pretty slick move, my clip number two. Mm-hmm. He was cutting off the guy's head there. And he saw us.

He came back to the front of the bus, told the driver to shut the door. He pressed the button and the door shut, but it didn't shut in time, and the guy was able to get his knife out and take a swipe at us. So we backed off the door, and I ran around the backside of the bus. The bus driver took off, and then we both returned to the front to see what had happened. And he hadn't gotten off the bus. The door was still open. We shut the bus door that time and shut it. It was at that point that he came, started walking to the front of the bus, and he had the head in his hand,

and he just looked at us like this and dropped it on the ground. totally calm dude he did a mic drop with a decapitated head well if you chopped off a head what would you do with it? I wouldn't have thought to do that that's fucking cool that's a cool move right there this isn't the cool off car

it's the creeper all right well it gets a little creepier so then this guy goes on to explain the bus driver was able to apply an emergency break so the guy tried to drive the bus away and he couldn't but it wouldn't move so then the police show up and the police get there

they decide that they're going to negotiate with this guy to get him out of the bus because now he's like hanging out in the bus with his victim and if you play my next clip here we'll talk about how people were reacting to this. How were people reacting? Some people were puking,

some people were crying, people were in shock. Were people running? Were they screaming? Yeah, everybody was running, screaming off the bus. Like, when it happened, I think I was the first one

to really realize what was going on and just screamed like stop the bus someone's getting stabbed everybody get the hell off al snow this guy is not so there's a bus full of people who just witnessed a man get stabbed to death and then decapitated they're vomiting outside of the bus and I bet you're wondering what do this guy to provoke this he must have done something really crazy to make this guy it seems like it I would would hate to be someone who offended someone so deeply that they had to remove my own head off of my body. The guy that he stabbed was listening to his headphones and sleeping.

He didn't do anything to provoke the guy. The guy just took a knife out and stabbed him. Started stabbing like crazy and cut his head off. How are you feeling when you saw what was happening? I got sick after I saw the head thing. I just wanted to help the, you know, me and the driver wanted to get the guy stuck in the bus. And at that point when we saw the head, we knew that the guy was dead. film.

Yeah, pretty good clue. I don't see people this come on camera just when they're out shopping or something. This guy delivers a promo like Brett Hart. It's just as excited. Oh, I saw the head lay in there and I was just like, oh, you know. It's amazing. Oh, boy. I got to give him credit for this.

When I saw this interview, I'm like, oh, this is perfect for the show. But I'm wondering this guy, Vince Lee, must have been really fired up if he's like stabbing someone to death and chopping their head off, right? You would think. Yeah. next clip yes sir the guy was totally calm and when he came and he brought the head

and he looked at us and dropped the head it was just like he was having a day at the beach I couldn't be bothered by anything else just a day at the beach for this guy it's kind of weird it's kind of creepy dude

I get nauseous at the thought of someone using a part of my body as something like the thought of an animal eating an arm was it Adam Carolla who used to say the thought of like an alligator eating my arm and then just like shitting it out is too much for me to bear yes like the thought of an animal using me for something and that this guy just walking around with my head and fucking dropping it just to terrorize people with it horrible all right one more clip and then i'll explain some other things that were going on this is um him explaining when he heard the guy screaming yeah the victim was it was a blood curling scream like just reading my book and all of a sudden i heard it it was like something between a dog howling and a baby crying,

I guess you could say it was, I don't think it'll leave me for a while. After, I don't know, five or six stabs, I think he must have got him in the throat because we didn't hear him anymore. Is there a lot of blood? Yeah, there was blood everywhere. There was bloods burning.

Before the bus is coming in love. All right, you want to hear the aftermath of this? I'm sure the aftermath was, I mean, the aftermath was like, we got to clean up all the squad. There's somebody inside the home of the place. Tried to hold the head and they're babbling it. There's a lot like that.

So the victim here, Tim McLean, five months after this happened, his girlfriend gave birth to their son. So he had a pregnant girlfriend at home. This guy just decided to murder him. Oh, yeah. Check this out. At, uh, DeWired Christian nailed it. Are we getting a replacement bus or what are we doing here?

Yeah, yeah, they would, they dropped these guys off at a hotel. They brought into a hotel and they're like, sorry that we don't have your luggage, eh? It's still in the bus. So we'll go get it for you later. Is that okay? And they're like, no. So they drove them to a store and bought them all of new clothes to wear.

Shopping spree. So okay, so at 9 o'clock, the police show up. There's a standoff going on and they're trying to go. with this guy, but he's just pacing back and forth and defiling the corpse as a police officers start to observe- Okay, hold on. Define defiling. Okay, they start to observe him eating parts of the body. By 1.30 a.m. So that's at 9 p.m. By 1.30 a.m. Lee finally attempts to break through a window and escape. Police were able to hit him with a taser a couple times and get him in the cruiser, calm him down, get him coffee, get him in the cruiser. Parts of the

victim's body placed in plastic bags retreat from the bus while his ear, nose, and tongue were found in Lee's pockets. The victim's eyes and part of his heart were never recovered and are presumed to have been eaten by Lee. You know how many people have gone to prison and just thought to themselves, I wish I had packed a snack?

Right. He probably was getting hungry on that bus. Look at this guy's eyeballs. It was like delicious. He's putting the tongue in his pocket. He's eating eyeballs. Why would he do such a thing? So check this out.

A psychologist in court said that his patient schizophrenia rendered him inculpable as he had been under the false belief that McLean was a force of evil and posed an imminent threat to himself and others. In Lee's mind, McLean was really a demon in disguise and an alien who needed to be destroyed to the point where he felt it was necessary to mutilate McLean's body to prevent him from coming back to life. Lee had also felt pressure to perform the attack by voices he believed. were from God, telling him to kill McLean sitting beside him, or he would be killed himself. Both the defense and the prosecution were in agreement that this assessment was correct

and spoke in favor of involuntary commitment to a mental institution rather than prison time. Do you think God's voice was French-Canadian? Oh, for sure. You better chop off his tongue. Is that what God sounds like? I don't know. That's a rock sounds like. So, oh, and I should mention one of the police officers that first arrived on the scene committed suicide a few years later, and the family said he had PTSD.

Pretty horrific event. Check this out. This is my favorite part of all of this, though. On February 10th, 2017, the Manitoba Criminal Code Review Board ordered Lee, who is now Will Lee Baker. Cute. They ordered him be discharged. Lee was granted an absolute discharge. There will be no legal obligations or restrained.

pertaining to Lee's independent living. He is a free man. How is that possible? In Manitoba after murdering a man, chopping his head off and eating his heart. How is that possible? That's Canada for you, baby. How the fuck is that possible? Canada likes to forgive and forget.

The Canada's like, moving on. That was horrific, but whatever. Well, Carl, that was a presentation. Nine years later, he's a free man. So vote for Carl at the creepoff.com. Well, you can vote at the creepoff.com, but I would vote for Vinny. That's just my advice you would. You'd also cheat for many.

I have never cheated once. It's been documented. No, it hasn't. I'm going to start turning into John. I mean, there's proof. Everyone knows it's true. And that's a fact jack. It's a fact jack.

It's documented. Hey, not Marks making a really great point. Yeah, what's he saying? $2 worth of a point. Canada sucks. That's hilarious. Here comes Hackamania with five more. Oh, Hulkomania, another five more.

Thank you very much. Turn on, except to get to memberships. And thank you so much, Hulkomania for doing that. Now, folks, I believe it's time for one of our favorite segments, Carl's Cop Cam. Yes, Carl's Cop Cam. We still don't have a stinger for this, do we? Nope. We need it, though, people.

We need a stinger for our Cop Cam stuff. Okay. Yankee seconds it. Canada sucks with two Canadian dollars. Thank you. Canada sucks, but you know what sucks even worse is the US of A. So what are you going to do? You know what I'm most mad at Canada for?

They changed their national anthem recently. Do you know that? What? Many? No, it's still the same song where they changed the lyrics in it. To what? Because it said, And all thy sons command.

And they don't like their being gendered language. So now it's in all of us. I thought you're going to say, isn't it still like God Save the Queen or some shit? No, it was like God Save the Queen. It's O Canada. You're God Save the Queen. It's wrong with you. All right.

Just ask it. I don't know what they do up there. We don't live that far. from this place. How do you not know anything about it? I live plenty far. I live as far as I need to be. All right. So let's set this up. This is an interesting case

of a nine-year-old Narc. This little piece of shit. Yep. Tells the police on his mommy. And so the first video here, I think we'll set this up nicely for us. All right. Let's do it. Hello.

How are you? Well, thank you. So we were called to come check on your son. Okay, yeah, he's on my phone in the bathroom for like an hour. Take him in and talk to you? A nine-year-old boy was filled with tears as he turned in his own mother, handing over to police a hundred-gram bag of meth found in her bedroom. The fuck's up with her eye.

You found this stuff, right? Oh, meth. Where did you find it at? On an accident? Yeah. Where was it at? Under her nightstand. What's that?

Under her nightstand. Under her nightstand. under her nightstand. So that would be in the bedroom if she sleeps in. Okay. It's under her nightstand officer.

And also, she also doesn't pay speeding tickets and she doesn't wear a seatbelt. Yeah, I know. Like, what the fuck? Thanks a lot. Dick. We're on the same team here, buddy. A little out of breath, fucker.

We live here. So basically what happened was he's snooping around in his mom's bedroom where he's probably not supposed to be. I doubt he's allowed to be in there considering there's 100 grams of meth. So we snoop it around. in there, finds this giant bag

of meth, locks himself in the bathroom FaceTime's his dad. They're divorced. FaceTime's his dad and says, hey, guess what I just found? A shit ton of meth. You want to go party this weekend? And his dad's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, sport. I think you better call the police. Dad, do you want to go party with me this weekend? Yeah, this is out in Vegas. He could have a lot of We could do mess together. Hey, dad.

Let's talk about math, baby. Let's talk about a yes, sorry. Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things, meth and see. Let's talk about meth. And, of course, his dad said, Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. Because he's a downer.

All right. So he locks himself in the bathroom, FaceTime's dad. His dad calls the police. The police show up. You just saw what happened there. The police go to the door. This kid runs out immediately in front of his mom and hands the police,

this giant bag of meth. Aren't I a little stinkgo, Bobby? Yeah. Fuck this kid. All right. So now, mom seems a little distraught in my next clip here. This is Kendra. I love how he.

You have this labeled Runt Row. Who else home with you? Me and him. All right. That's it. Why are you sweating? I'm sweating. You look sweating.

No, I'm not sweating. So there was other people here earlier. They left. There's no other people here earlier. My friend, Kristen, I saw that I was. So this is your house? I don't know why you're here. Well, you're, you're, you have an ex-boyfriend or ex-husband?

Baby daddy? Yes. Okay. Sorry. He called because he wanted us to check on your son. Are you single? He was concerned that there's some stuff going on, that he was facetiming your ex. What's his name?

My ex-husbanding, Tony. Tony. He was facetiming Tony. He was concerned about his welfare. There's nobody here. Wow. Don't I think you don't know who the officer's talking about. What's your ex's name?

Which one? I don't know what you're talking about. And tons of accidents. Or this meth had has way too many to keep straight. Yes. Well, that's. probably true. I also think she's going, holy shit, I didn't think this is how this was going to go town. I wasn't expecting this. Now, I'll tell you what, I would say that this, this woman is kind

of milphy if it wasn't for her terrible son who probably brings it end to all of her relationship. Oh yeah, yeah. Like, I want to go hang out with her at her place. This kid will probably freaking narc on me for having two beers before I left. You know, you shouldn't have a beer before you go driving with my mother. Okay, kid. Shut up. All right. So the cop is kind of funny here in my next clip. He kind of gets her to admit to something. So all this stuff in this house is yours? So everything in the house is yours? Well, this is my house. Okay. And this is in your house. Well, Kristen was here earlier. Who's Kristen? My girlfriend, she came by. Okay. Um, she's house sitting up the street for our regional manager. Right. Um, we're in property management. Um,

she has a baby kitten watching the kitten. So I like this. She, the officer's like, so is this your house? She's like, yeah, this is my house. I live here. So everything in this house is your stuff? Well, yeah, of course. It's my house. It's my stuff. So the meth that your son just had to me, this is your stuff. Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

Kristen was here. Lots of things could be happening here. There was a kitten. There was. So apparently now the kid who's really just spilling all of this, he wouldn't be very good in your buddy's cult. Because he is just narking up a storm here. At the second, I heard that kid go, it was in a nightstand. I was like, oh, I fucking want to punch you right in your little stomach.

Yep. So this is my clip number four. Apparently there was a. Older gentlemen over earlier in the day. Her friend, which his nickname is Pancho, but his real name is Alfonso. Okay. And is Alfonso kind of a mean guy, or is he pretty nice? I don't see him too much, but it's one of those people who look at him and you know it,

and he's always sacks weird around me. Okay. Does he ever threaten you or hurt you or anything like that? he just acts kind of weird and is he just a friend to your mom or are they okay that's all i know she just kind of shows up every once in a while yeah i've only seen him about once or twice they fucking he dropped the stuff off yes

so i gotta say that i can point him out in a court of law right i gotta say this guy this drug dealer who brought the meth over apparently alfonso poncho this kid knows his nickname and his real name sloppy work alfonzo why is that happening his license plate number says love to fuck somebody posted oh you know what it was i think it was zenhauser posted on twitter somebody found a lady k21 license plate they posted after it's like i was driving through roster today look what i saw hysterical uh speaking of sloppy work i want to point out

this kid's name is austin they bleep it except for a few times they just leave it in there also you sent this to me vini remember the thumbnail the thumbnail image of this video is where the blur is off and you can see the kid's entire face. So they're blurring his face. They're pleading on his name, but not always. And on the thumbnail, you can definitely see what this kid looks like. Oh, no. So I don't know if he's going to be that popular. Nice work. Lone crime. Being a nark like this. Can I come sit at your table, everybody? No.

You can sit at the rat table, though. Your dad said he's going to put you up for a dog, your mom? Have you told your dad that? Yes. And what did your dad say when you told? He's kind of getting mad of how she's doing stuff like this. Uh-huh. Okay. Have you told your dad about the other stuff that she's done, the physical abuse back in the day?

Yeah. And what was his reaction? When did he say? Mad. Okay. So now this kid is talking about how the mom threatens to put up for adoption. He used to beat him. So he's just unloading on this.

And rightfully so. Well, you, I, listen. Hold on. Hold on. The mom says he's being coached by the father. He wants to live with dad. Yeah, that checks out too. So the mom is saying, listen, Dad's telling him put him up to all this, probably planted the drugs.

I don't know what's going on. This is not me at all, officer. All right. So I'm not sure who's signed to take because my next clip here, this is where she starts playing real dumb. Okay. I mean, to me, it looks probably like methamphetamine, you know. You know what meth is. Like speed or whatever, like, I mean, I've seen, what would happen?

Everybody knows what method is. You watch Breaking Bad. I mean, Jesus. I have never seen Breaking Bad. Well, you should. That's actually good advice officer. You should. It's a great show.

Is this cop, like, flirting with her? It's fantastic. You could also tell that, like, she knows what method is because she's just scratching herself. She's grinding at her foot for some reason while I'm going, math. I've never heard of such a thing. What's a meth? She goes, what is that, like, speed? I don't know.

I'm not really up on the wig. I don't know what math. What do I look like a biker? It's so funny. Wait, white powder sometimes that's drugs? What? What are we talking about here? Okay.

It's my crybaby son's baby powder. Get out of my house. That's why I need so much of it. It's a cry so much. Austin's going to get it. Austin, come on in. It's time to go to bed. It's all we had, Karen.

All right, so. That's all we had, Austin. Austin. so this is great because you show this cost being very disarming this cop is just like yeah so you know I mean it seems like a lot of meth and it's in your house and she's like yeah I don't know what that is I've never heard of such a thing do you have cable because I think you can watch break you bad on yeah right we'll watch the first episode together I'll get you into it I'll explain what's going on so she's now feeling like all right this is all a misunderstanding and probably nothing bad is going

happening with the way that this police officer's talking to her about like oh you think the dad's coaching him oh okay yeah would you have like uh a giant baggie of very very illegal stuff handed to the police officer i'm sure they'll just yeah so my next clip she's surprised by this to be honest yeah you're in some trouble you know you're in some trouble i'm in trouble yeah you're in some trouble um and honesty i'm in trouble yeah i mean from Our point of view, the door opens and hands me what could be a couple ounces of methamphetamine that came from your house. I'm freaking out right now. 100%.

What? You can get in trouble for that here in the United States? You can't do that? But this is Vegas. What's the problem? Even in Vegas? Yeah. All right. Well, Hackamania's off.

I know, right? You can't even have 100 grams of meth. out of your person what's the point Creepoff lives off Heckermedia.com promo code creep for 20% off Oh look at you you do know how to use it May 31st through June 2nd

Look at you My next clip here number eight Vinny Now she's explaining she's This is all set up Okay Never in my life I don't even know

Okay Kendra I talked to CPS before I talk to you I guess they They talked to you back in December And there's been three cases Yes there's been a lot We're talking like normal people.

And the case back then that they investigated that was unsubstantiated was possible use of illegal narcotics that they were investigating. This is all pertaining to my trial and my ex-husband. Yeah. This is nothing to do with drugs. CPS getting called because my ax is a jerk off and he's constantly trying to get me in trouble. You got to understand, officer. And I got to say when they first showed up, she was sweaty. She's like, oh, no.

She seems like a little more calm now. She's like, oh, yeah. Well, my ex-he fucked with me. What are you going to do, right? I almost want to believe her. Yeah, I know. Well, this is why. Because I hate the kids so much.

I want to believe her. I hate fucking Austin. It wouldn't be funny if the police are just like, Austin. Austin, no. You tanneled on your mom. Now you have to go to jail. Now, here's spending the night in the slammer. That makes you an accessory.

This is like when, in the Brady bunch, when Cindy had to learn about not tanneling on people. No one likes a snitch, Austin. Yeah, I want to listen to a podcast about that. Do you have any recommendations? Yes, the real Brady bros. Current episode of Who are these podcasts with Pat Oates? That'd be great if they brought this Nigel kid through him and the slammer went,

this one's a rat. Have at him. Oh, no. That's not what's going to happen next. In fact, Kendra, he sits here and insists. She doesn't do drugs. She doesn't even know what drugs are. And then they say, all right, well, then why don't you just take a drug test?

We'll get this all figured out. So, clip nine. Yep. All right. I don't know what else to tell you. So would you be willing to take a urine test? I'm not willing to do anything. I have a trial.

I'm just asking you. No. So you wouldn't be willing to do urine test tonight? No. Nothing. For any, like, methamphetamines, cocaine. I'm not willing to do anything right now because my ex has been put so many. But if you're clean, it's going to help your case, though.

Why don't have a case? Well, for us? Because you're saying that you don't know what this is. What is it in a case? Like, let's say, because your child just gave us what appears to be a large amount of methamphetamine. She, they go, well, you know, it would help your case if you, you know, piss clean. What case? I don't know what you guys are talking about.

Man, do you see all these police officers are hanging out of your house right now? You see this giant bag of drugs? This gaslighting bitch. I know. Just probably works on a lot of guys, though. She probably could pull this off. I love that, though. All right, well, you want to just take a urine test?

Well, no, definitely not. I'm not taking a cure it does. That'd be crazy. why don't you ask my bitch son to piss he does it sitting down he was in the bathroom for an hour he's probably snorting lines in there yeah he's discovering himself

it's sick it's unnatural I tell you all right this uh this next clip is when the Miranda rights come out she is not ready for this so just because we've been here for a while now and we've restricted your movement that you do have the right to remain silent

if you give up that right you can't will be used against you according to law. I just want to read this to you. Since we're restricting your movement, you're not allowing you to go upstairs. I love that she's still acting surprised. Wait a second.

I'm getting arrested now. What's going on here, Officer? For meth in my house. I'm being arrested for meth in my own house. My friend Kristen was over earlier. Ask her what's going on. I don't know.

All right, my next clip here. That's kitten food? My next clip here, this is great because now she has another boyfriend that she's currently dating. And that guy's going to get thrown out of the bus. She's going to do everything she can to get out of this. You told me that I have a boyfriend that has access to my front door.

I don't know this guy this well. However, this is, I actually give you his name. I don't know what I'm supposed to do. This is not my drug. You even said yourself you really wouldn't want to take a drug test. I don't know what I'm supposed to do right now. Well, I can't give you advice on what to do. But I'm not in a crime.

I didn't commit a crime. Well, it's possession of control substance. It's in your house. This is your house. This is not my. I don't even know. this was here. I can't even understand a problem in the fact that this is drugs in my

house. So, Vinny, I have a bunch of illegal guns with the serial number scraped off. I know. But I keep on my nightstand, so it's fine. No crime being committed. They're at my nightstand. No problems at all. Dr. Steve left him there. Dr. Steve

did this. Him and an older boy. Okay. So she, I love that she goes, you know, my boyfriend is keys in the house. He probably is leaving tons of drugs in here. He has access to my front door. So stupid.

What a weird. Are you ready for the exciting conclusion of this one? How do you think this is going to go? Where do you think this is going to go? I hope predictions. Austin gets pepper sprayed. Okay. But I'm going to lead when she gets charged.

Austin's resisting. Stop resisting, Austin. Stop resisting. I'm not going away again. Taze him. I'm not going away, officer. All right. Check this out.

Police and drive her off to jail. According to the local reports, He was arrested Long for drug trafficking and child abuse. She posted a $25,000 bond that same day. According to 8 News Now, prosecutors found text messages showing Long was dealing drugs from her home while her son was present. She was sentenced to two years probation, which prosecutors say she violated months later. She has since been sent to an inpatient drug treatment program and will remain on probation another two years. The report also states that her son continues to live with his father.

So if you predicted that she is a drug dealing drug addict and that she was lying and gaslighted the police the entire time, you would be correct. And the son now lives with his father and has been a constant disappointment every day since. Yes. And it's not improving it with a league. Much to his father's chagrin. Oh, my God. Could you imagine this kid at Little League? I saw a coach.

He was over there. He peed behind the fence. Yeah. And you know what? That kid's using spider tack on his hands before he throws the pitch. I saw him put it on there. That's your teammate, Austin. What are you doing?

How do you think he's getting so much spin on his curveball? And the dad's just at the stand's going, I tell him to shut the fuck up. I tell him to shut the fuck out. My dad told me to cork my bat. He said it would go farther if I corked my bat. My father. Hold on. I kind of just tell you this anecdote.

Do you ever when Sammy Sosa got caught with a corked bat? Oh, yeah. The bat broke and then it claimed it was the batting practice one. He hit the ball. The bat exploded. The corked just. falls out and he had to play dumb like what the heck is all this now like we didn't know english in front of congress he's like what ah this is nuts i don't know and to be honest with

you it was better than that woman that we just watched right i was more believable so it's kind of fun dude that was so funny because he was trying to blame it on the the bat the guy who the guy who handles the equipment right he's like that's the bat i use for practice I use an illegal court bat to practice with. We just had them laying around like on the scene of rust where they had real guns and fake guns. Like, yeah, no, we just had that stuff laying around. What could go wrong? Dude, that Hannah Gutierrez got 18 months.

That's it. That's it, huh? Yeah. How much did Alec Baldwin get? Nothing yet. It was just trials coming up. Good. So in other words, Sammy Sosa threw Joey C under the boss.

Is that why Joey C did time? Was it Sammy Sosa's fault? Must a bad. Wasn't he the equipment manager? You just handle the jocks drafts or the bats as well? I didn't put that in there, Sammy. You can't prove I did it, you son of a bitch. I didn't put no quark and no bat, Sammy.

I didn't know you did a spot on Joey C. Thank you. It's pretty good. It was pretty good. Could you check real quick? I think we might have missed a Super Chatter, too. I want to make sure that we're caught up. Maybe it's just those gifted memberships that came in.

Chris Angler, thanks to the Canadian $2. We believe that I wasn't a candidate for this week. We got that one from Mark. Yep, we got candidates sucks. Did we miss the 10 that came? No, I think we did hit that. All right. Well, anyway, thank you again, Hulkomania for all the gifted memberships. No, he did that twice.

Yeah, that's awesome. And then he did it again. Unbelievable. Man, lots of new members of the WATP channel. Almost makes you want to turn them on on the creepoff channel, not really. Maybe we should, though, many. We do so much bonus material. Here's what's going to happen.

The second we turn it on on the creepoff channel, YouTube's going to start looking at us. Yeah. They're going to start looking at us closer. Do you see Tuki got a one week? Yeah, I did. Probation. Edward, we're mischievous boys. I mean, we're committing felonies.

We do say some crazy things on here. I mean, all that shit you talk about the vaccines. I mean, come on. Yeah, I know. I just revealed that I have illegal guns in my house. They're going to be like, yeah, and you also the vaccines might not work as well as they were originally promised by the company that manufactured them. We're lucky the doors aren't being picked in. All right.

With you. All right. When do we got some voicemails? I think so. Let's do it. The creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. A 12-hour police standoff just ended downtown. The event ended when he was explained to the suspect that he wasn't a contestant on the show The Running Man and Syracuse just looked like this.

See you in Syracuse. Not bad. So this is someone who has an idea for a segment for us, and I don't know how I feel about this, because this might not be our scene. Okay. Hey, guys, this is the cops. I think you guys should do a commentary or a recap of trials of creeps. Once a week, Carl and Vinnie show the wildest moment from a trial, and they comment on it. And you can do it from the start of the trial all the way to the end and then the sentencing.

For example, the Alex Baldwin trial over the summer might be the perfect trial for you guys to do. You two watch every day of the trial and then do a recap of all the best moments and then discuss whether Alex Baldwin is going to be found guilty or not guilty. I pass, and here's why. Trials are boring as far. Yeah, I was just going to say, I think this guy's fucking with. he's just like yeah just watch every day of a 30 day trial and then pull out the seven minutes that are interesting and play that for it's like um no i don't have time for that shit all right here is a a took it right up to 45 seconds consequence idea hi guys it's the cop i have a consequence the loser has to watch all the movies of 1960s slock director coleman francis this guy is worse than edwood and his movies are more boring than man knows the hands of fate he directed three movies the beast of the beast of yon Nica Flats, 1961, the Skydivers, 1963, and Night Train to Mendo Fene, a.k.a. Red Zone Cuba,

1966. The films are all in public domain, so you can't use the copyright or demonetization excuse. The loser has to live stream himself watching all three films with the sound on. You cannot use a riff version, meaning no mystery science theater, 3,000 version. You have to watch the movie straight with no, like, you can't watch a comedy commentary with that. I get it. All right. That's it. Bye. 44 seconds. This guy, that was the same guy, right?

Yeah. He just wants us to waste our time. That's what he's, he's got all these ideas and plans about how to waste our time over there. He does. He seems to. All right. Well,

I mean, that's not a bad consequence idea, though, if the movies are... Sounds like hell. We got to get through this gummo one first. That's true, yeah. Hey, Vinnie. I was listening to the WATP episode.

Oh, what happened there? Hey, Vinny. I was just listened to the WATP episode from... last week. For whatever reason, I kept getting ads for tampons and children's gummies. I don't know if that's target audience Carl's going for, as Spotify just thinks I'm a single mom now. But it gave me an idea for a consequence. Loser has to bring his mom on

as a guest, and she has to bring a creep. And you have to explain to her, no, no, find a funny rapist. Anyway, don't call me back. That's a funny concept idea. Here's the thing. Our mother's already brought two creeps into the world. I know. Why are they have to suffer through this?

Oh, my God. I mentioned this the other day of my show, but Spotify has given me ads lately for Laffy-Taffy. I don't know I'd be targeted with Laffy-Taffy ads, but there's this little kid who reads the joke to his father. The dad goes, oh, that's really funny. No one's ever said that. So, Carl, I think someone's trying to get a plug for their business on our show. Oh, okay. Yeah, let's hear it.

And it's, I don't even know what to make of this. Hi, guys, it's Vikas. I have a consequence. It's the same guy. The BTB challenge at BTB wood-fired pizza, bar and grill. Your car will have to, we'll have 45 minutes to eat two half-pound burgers, three Nashville tenders, three pieces of bread, pulled pork, fries, and mac. I want to clarify that competing in the challenge is the consequence, win or lose.

Participating in the challenge is the consequence. You don't have to win in a challenge. to complete the consequence. The person that wins the BTB challenge gets a bonus. They get to assign a consequence to the other guy. They don't have to spin. You can just assign a consequence and they have to compete and they have to complete it. For example, if Carl wins, he gets to assign a consequence to Vinnie.

Also, I would love to see a list of the other consequences, viewers suggest. Thank you. Okay, first off, I know I can't do that. I know for a fat you lost a bad or are you chicken yeah I could not do that I mean he was halfway through the list I'm like well there's no way I would be able to do that three slices of bread was that included in there that's just a dick move you know what I mean yeah like you got to eat on a pound of rice and then some cheeseburgers like I can't do that why is he bringing a BTB wood fire pizza bar where is that is that near us it's like a grease

oh it is okay yeah it is so maybe he's uh the owner it might be all right I mean, I wouldn't mind that meal. I wouldn't eat a lot of it, but it all sounds delicious. Sure. I need some of it. Now, here's a thought from somebody about our results girl competition. And this is a reminder. You could vote at patreon.com backslash the creepoff or just follow the links on our social media or on our website.

The creepoff. Hey, guys. It really breaks my heart to know that no matter who gets voted in as the results girl, none of them fucking care. Those interviews were like dry hands. There was no heart, no emotion, no love. You know, if anybody actually gave a shit about us, about the creep-off, they would have said, if I'm voted in as the results girl, I will send my tits to Carl and Vinny to put on the Patreon.

But no, not a single fucking care. One of them left and didn't even interview, and out of the rest of them, they all just abandoned us. I finally get how orphans feel, and it's not good. Even black kids have one parent. Come on. Thank you, fuck you, you, buy him. Really, do you disguise your voice on that one?

No. I think that was Vinny trying to hint at these result girls. It's not even close. Speaking of which, Marybeth Rosie, I put up some photos which she gave just for Who Are These Podcast Patreon. Ah. Just yesterday. Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts.

Another reason to subscribe to the WATP Patreon. Everybody. Run over that. He's promo code creep. What's your problem? Run over there, everybody. Stop watching this and go right over to Patriot right now. You motherfucker.

I know you're a marketing guy, but like I thought we were supposed to use other shows to market this one. I want to what he's talking about. I was thinking just the other day we got to get back on Dick's show and do a scum parade over there. I've been listening to the Dick show the last year and I get a kick out of that fucking guy. Dude, his recent, I'll promote his bonus. stuff. The most recent bonus episode he did talking about Maddox's attack on Dick, he put out like a three hour long documentary about how, this is the craziest thing. Maddox made, he spent five years making a three hour documentary about how Dick's obsessed

with him. And it's totally backfired because it was like, um, sir, you've spent most of your life working on this movie. Who's obsessed with who now? What are he talking about? And so they played this, this one part of it on the recent bonus show. And they have Tab on there, to have our buddy and it's just so fucking funny yeah check it out go to someone another person's page I'm just kidding everybody

support our friends support our friends please hey we got 10 bucks from Wege Carl years ago Patty Seacup accused you of getting your comedy from Laffy Taffy now you're getting Laffy Taffy ads I think you just told on yourself I don't remember Patty C C C Cubs

saying that but that's a pretty sick burn It sounds like it I like it It sounds like something you would do. It's something I would do. Maga Ray DeVito, thanks for the $1.99. See you Maga Pugos on Rock Bottom Podcast Tonight. All right. Maga Ray DeVito's promoting Ray DeVito's podcast there.

Oh, cool. Is this show just all advertisements now? What's going on? No, that's still WATP. Okay. Hey. Oh. Come on. Come on.

Carl. Yes, buddy. You know what time it is? I do. Scum parade, take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum parade, Vinny and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit. Scum parade, like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad, soaking up the blood of a cat, scum parade.

Police say a Tennessee man has been arrested after he allegedly tried to rob a store on two different occasions the same day. Once, with a very unconventional weapon, around 2 a.m. on April 15th, Reginald Cookies, 26 years old, walked into a shell convenience store in Memphis and made a purchase. About 30 minutes later, Cook returned to the store and demanded money. Police said that the clerk thought had Cook had a weapon as he kept reaching into his clothes. The clerk refused to open the cashier. I love this clerk. So police said Cook left.

However, Cook returned about 35 minutes later. This time he entered the store with a five-foot snake around his neck. Cook reportedly went to the counter and yelled, Give me the damn money, according to the authorities. The cashier called 911 and pulled out his own gun. Sir, I'm sorry, you seem to have brought a snake to a gunfight. I'm going to blow your snake to fucking hell. Yeah, right.

I'm not so worried about your snake. This is why all clerks should have guns. Remember the debate was happening for a while? It's like, should school teachers have guns? I don't know. But corks definitely should. It reminds me of one of my favorite lines from Mo Sizzlack. Yeah, so last night I was closing up the bar

when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up. Whatever did you do, Mo? Well, it could have been a real ugly situation, but I managed to shoot him in the spine. Yeah, I guess the next place he robs better have. a ramp I was thinking about Motu because they said when they

searched this guy who's his possession of a railroad spike a rock and a snake. Yeah, those were his weapons of choice for this. I used to play that game when I was a kid. Can I just... Rock spike snake? Yeah, yeah, it was fun.

Can I just say there's got to be another shell gas station you could rob, right? Why keep going back to the one where the clerk doesn't take you seriously? Here's a guess. She's just getting mad? Yeah. Let's talk about a yes or re.

That's all. How the fuck are there so many meth heads in this country when there's never any good publicity for meth? Never once. Has someone said, oh, meth helped me through this difficult time. Guerrilla marketing.

I don't think Shaquille O'Neill is promoting. Oh. What? I mean, I know chakerokee-roney pizza and Papa Johns, but. How dare you insult Shaq? you son of a bitch Montgomery County Texas

a security guard and a tennis coach along with his wife have been arrested and accused of secretly recording videos of young girls that investigators believe they were selling

what a business well as long as they're sharing the profits with the young girls who star in these movies I'm sure it's fine right yeah sure of course as long as you get permission of course Taylor Kyle Roy

worked as a security guard with the Woodlands Mall Investigators discovered that Roy had recordings of young girls in Forever 21's dressing rooms and upskirt shots of girls at the Bath and Body Works store at the mall. Well, hold on a second. If you don't want your nudes getting out there, why are you using a dressing room at a Forever 21? Yeah. You don't think why are you walking around a bath of bodyworks if you're not trying to show off your panties, girl?

Correct. You don't think there's perverts competing to get the good camera spot in those places, the hidden camera spot? Jesus Christ. It's Forever 21 dressing room. Jesus Christ, I even wear a skirt to bat. The body works. Everybody knows everyone's in there for upskirts. Oh, God.

That's the worst thing you've ever said on this show. That's the grossest thing you've ever said on this show. You know what? I might not recover from that. It might have to wear a skirt as a consequence for a week. With no pants. The public skirt consequence. Oh, no.

Okay, that would be, that one might stink. The problem with that one is I'm going to get offended when no one tries to upskirt me. I'm like, nobody wants to take a peek, no one. Okay, whatever. Excuse me, I seem to have dropped my pet. Yeah, right. Now, they were using a camera, smartwatch, and handheld hidden devices, according to the police. Other recordings depicted girls' general areas in public places like Six Flags Hurricane Harbor and other parks in Montgomery County.

Upon being questioned by detectives, his wife, Tasha Roy, admitted to help creating the videos. What a fucking help she is. This guy just needed to learn how to edit it on his own. You wouldn't have had to drag his wife into this. Honey, honey, how do I, how do I zoom in on this? How do I get in on these cotton panties of this 14-year-old girl? Investigators with the precinct three constables office said they found several videos of girls and teens inside the couple's home when they executed the search warrant early Thursday morning. People in the neighborhood were absolutely shocked.

They were the police stormed the place. They had about 30 police officers out there. Both of the Roy's are aged 30 years old. and they are charged with felony invasive visual recording. You know they got busted? How's that? They're posting on social media. Yeah.

They're just putting posts out like, hey, you can buy a video for five bucks or get all 13 videos for 20 bucks. See, that's not how you advertise illegal things, dummy. Well, how do you do it? The dark web? With yours. You do the dark web? That's right.

It was $5 per video or $20 for all 13. The horrified part is that these people look Completely normal living in completely normal neighborhood According to the police Folks should be very worried I like the neighbors too were just like I can't believe this is going on in my neighborhood It's like what do you think everyone is up to this shit

This shit lives in a seedy town Do you think that every like is there a place where seedy people go To live with each other? No, it's in suburbia It's where all this shit's happening Huh It's listen Nobody wants to take upskirts in the

bad part of town. Right. Correct. Just remember that. Nobody's taken up skirts out in the slums. It ain't happened. Or at the Bordaga. No one's in the bathroom with the Bordaga way to get those hot shots of people pissing. So those people, those two people who are busted, have children of their own. They do. I bet they won't get teased in school at all or anything, probably, right? I'm pretty sure that they are being teased a lot in school, girl. feeling i wish i was in their school yeah let's see your baby pictures so let's go to gana hey uh you got uh jello i'll trade you for an upskirt is that what you do is trade i don't know so uh you give me one jello and i'll give you 13 pictures of children naked

let's go to gana a 41 year old man quami chelsea has been arrested for allegedly having sexual intercourse of the pregnant goat i mean the goat puts out we already know that seriously what a loose goat are they implying this this is the guy who had pregnant in the first place why do they keep talking about the goat's pregnant well i mean it's just a weird choice if you're going to fuck a goat do you pick the pregnant i wouldn't know which one's pregnant i just know what i like i go my smell yeah it's the one complaining it's the one goat that's just in the field complaining about everything so according to uh the daily guide network the sound of the goat bleeding out and excruciating

and pain drew the attention of some residents to the suspect's bestial act. Hold on. I have to just say right now, Vinny, I don't know the difference between a goat and pain and one having an orgasm. And I don't think these residents do either. I don't like that they're acting like this goat wasn't having a good time. Someone is getting that goat off hard. Let's go watch everybody.

Now, this guy is a palm wine tapper with two children. He was caught red-handed in the act. folks came out there and they reported they reported that when they came up on him one of the persons started videotaping him and that Mr. Kwabi Chelsea tried to bribe them after realizing that he was being captured on film

he says I caught him red-handed he tried to bribe me but I turned down his offer the witness said isn't that funny the last people couldn't wait to sell the videos they had and this guy won't sell his videos even when the guy's like name your price he's like no not for sale sorry I mean, what's this price? What does the guy get offered?

He's like, hey, listen, in a couple weeks, I'd give you a baby goat. Like, what is he going to fucking do? It's a good start. I think it's a starting place for negotiations. So, uh, this is a crime in Ghana. And, uh, he has been arrested. Yeah. And, uh, I don't know what they're going to end up doing to him.

But it's probably not going to be good. I don't think they're very happy with this fella. Did you see the part where they had to purify the land using traditional libations? Yeah, they got drunk in the field where he fucked the goat And then they were like, yeah, this room is clear Yeah, it's like if I'm gotten as I think is seen by a lot of people It's kind of a backwards kind of place If you're trying to dispel that myth, maybe stop worrying about purifying land

That's been soiled by goat fucking It's kind of weird You know, folks, Carl's making a lot of points today Thank you This is rare one. It's a rare one. Can I read a sentence from this article? I would love it if you did.

Beastiality, a crime involving sexual intercourse between human beings and animals is considered unnatural and punishable by law in Ghana and around the world. Just not Spain. Ain't no fact checking. Not Spain. You can do that in Spain. If there's one thing I've learned in my three to half years on the creep off, it's that Spain doesn't care if you fuck your pets.

They're cool with it. Very cool with that. And they'll give you money to move there in some places. Likens PA, folks. You're thinking of Alaska, which also is cool with it. Yeah. That's why Jamie Lissan move there. I didn't owe me to start that rumor.

Sorry, everybody. A 28-year-old police officer has been suspended from duty in Likens PA, Carl. Okay. Ask me why. Why? Because he allegedly raped a 13-month-old girl. Oh, that's not old enough. That's not old enough.

That's right, folks. 13-month-old. According to the report from the Pennsylvania State Police, and members of the Lichens Patrol responded to a report of the severe bruising to the 13-month-old. caused between April 11th and April 15. The victim was transported to the Hershey Medical Center where medical staff to turn the child sustained broken bones and severe bruising.

So if there's one thing I know about babies, they don't like rough sex. You can't be all Trevor Bauer with children. They're not into it. They don't. It's an acquired taste. You got a romance a baby. I didn't say that.

I did not say that. I'm joking. I'm joking. There's another one I need for my born. This poor fucking kid suffered a broken tibed. Aphibia and aphibia medical professionals also noticed the girl showed signs of sexual violence. The 13-month-old's mother told investigators the victim fell during bath time. I can't believe the mom is sticking up for this guy.

She also reportedly said went on to provide implausible explanations for several other injuries. Why is she trying to cover for this guy who raped her baby? It's wrong with her. He's a cop. Well, not much more. Yeah. She tried to blame the dog. It's not going to work.

The dog was fucking. the baby there's a lot of things you can do when you're a cop you can speed you can probably drive drunk a little bit you can do a lot of things that most people can't do roll through stop sides whatever fucking 13 month olds that's not a thing where it's like so i know a guy i don't know if he's going to help her out of officer but i have a friend and a family member no you don't care so it's so fucking sad and i'm just looking at the i saw this guy's mugshot again and he's like he's a young dude he is yeah he's a cop like you know you would think that this is a professional person but these people are fucking monsters dude they're god damn monsters

yeah we don't we don't normally judge on this show i have to be honest with you you do some pretty hated stuff and we'll still high-five you but this one i'm not down with us this is not good what do you think man it's a pretty strong stance on my part don't you think i'm glad you're finally saying it, Carl. Yes. You've been silent too long when it comes to baby raping. Yep, I'm finally letting it known. So this guy, Stephen Coagini is a suss.

By during the interview, he told investigators he changed the girl's diapers and bathed her and she suffered injuries in the restroom. Bullshit! Also told authorities, Cojini locked himself in the restroom with a child and she could hear crying and loud sounds. I bet. Fuck this guy. I could hear loud sounds.

Could you be more specific? Well, it sounded like. Boots stuck in mud, only wetter. It's a Dave Mattel joke. I know. I know the joke. I wanted to make sure I credited it before people are saying I'm ripping out people's jokes. I was going to say, it sounded like a, it sounded, you ever watch the Flintstones when Bam Bam would get a hold of something?

He just would start bashing it over. It sounded a little bit like that. According to police on April 16th, the, uh, the, uh, the attorney's office, the district attorney's office, approved criminal charges against Coogini. He's been a suspect. He faces multiple charges, including rape of a child, aggravated and decent assault of a child, an aggravated assault.

He was booked into the Dauphin County Jail for $200,000 on bail. He has been suspended pending the investigation. If these allegations are founded, he will have swift and definitive action taken against him. Yeah, I would hope so. hope he never gets to join society ever again. Is the guitar playing on the Scumprade and R.E.M. inspired song that Cardiff ripped off. No, Carlos Pellegrino. Thank you for the $5. It is a Ween song that another listener made for us. That is Ocean Man parody by Ween.

Yeah. What album is that on again? The Malice. Yes. Yeah. All right. Great album. Fucking that song's so annoying. Oh, by the way, since you brought up guitar playing, one of the guys who helps us out with a lot of things and pulls clips and finds old Howard Stern archives he goes by John Marlowe or Jackie Marlowe he's sent me a lot of great stuff he has sent me two old concerts of centering John's band

full concerts I'm going to get to watch John play guitar You have the video? Oh yeah Are you inviting me for this? You want to come over and watch Johnny play guitar and watch him shred? We'll do it on this Saturday for sure I might do some on this Wednesday as well

Oh, boy. Yeah, that should be fun. What a treat for me. What a treat for me. You know, I had some interesting conversations with, I had some interesting breakfast the other morning. That's right. You had some, you were hanging out with some folks this past weekend.

Well, it was weird. I did a show with Florentine and Buffalo, and then I had two shows with Rich Voss in Rochester at the club. Now, I know both of those guys for 15 years at least. Real quick, before you get into your story, when we were doing the creep-off bonus show, you were nervous about your show with Forentine because you haven't done up in a while. Oh yeah, I killed. Don't worry about it. I was going to say I had friends who came to your show on Saturday. I bet my band was playing so I couldn't make it. But I heard that you

were fantastic. Thank you. A lot of new material too. I did a lot of new material. That's what I heard. Congrats. That's great. Thank you. So now I never have to do it again because I'm retired all again. Nope. You're doing it in Vegas. Hackamania, baby. I'm retired until Hackamania. So either way, Florentine tells me he's got to go to Ithaca, so he had to come through Rochester. So he, boss, Mark and I all went to breakfast. Okay. That's And I made a middle drama joke at Voss, and he laughed really, really hard. And then we started talking about that charity show that Voss bailed on. I don't know, man.

I heard some interesting things about that. Yeah, because that's interesting. If you don't know what we're talking about, just real quick summation of it, is that Voss made a joke about John being a middle act on Twitter. And so John's response was to say that Voss didn't care about the victims of 9-11, which is crazy. And the reason why he says that is because Voss was booked with him in Florentine to do a charity show

after 9-11, and Voss decided to take himself off the show. Proving he doesn't care about the victims of 9-11 in John's mind. So you found out about this show that John was trying to say that Voss is the worst person ever about. And it was a long time ago. I don't think anybody really

remembers all of it. It's 23 years ago. I believe Voss's words were, yeah, I did get a better show. Not with him. Any show where John isn't on the bill Would be a better show I'm just fucking around John relax Everybody's just playing fucking relax John It's just all in good fun

No I have some additional Notes that I'll be talking about WATP when it comes to that charity event Okay Well you find out what you find out Yep we'll do Later kids This has been a fun episode Carl

Yeah don't forget to vote at the creepoff.com We brought the bigger creep today and, of course, swing by our Patreon to vote for who you want to win the job of our new results, girl. That's right. A lot of good choices to make there. We will announce the winner on Monday next week. Very good. All right, kids.

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