The Creep Off - Episode 214: Compound Media

Episode Date: May 20, 2024

In this episode Karl and Vinnie nominate the creepiest gardener of all time: In Karl’s Cop Cam we watch a wheelchair pusher push the cops to the limit: In the Scum Parade we meet a man who loves his mom, another who loves his sister and a woman who hates monkeys Special Thanks to TJ & Myster Majenta for the song parodies! The score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerGet your tickets to Hackamania in Las Vegas at Hackamania.com use promo code “Creep” and save 20%Check out the Scum Parade stories: Knifeman kidnaps mum and baby from shopping centre forcing them on tech shopping trip - Daily StarCalifornia man pleads guilty to repeatedly raping young sister (yahoo.com)Congolese Migrant Once Praised for Integration Jailed for Raping Mother in Germany - [your]NEWS (yournews.com)Inside sick global monkey torture ring: How British woman dubbed 'The Immolator' uploaded hundreds of disturbing videos to online chat forum where depraved members paid to put primates in blenders and have them beaten, burned and doused in acid | Daily Mail OnlineWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

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Attention Parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down.

Go-cool, go-cool. Guess where you just got into Cool Guys Zone. Disgusting Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true cry podcast. the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps I'm your host my name is veney and joining me as always it's my good buddy he doesn't look happy you look like you're seasick or something today I don't know what's wrong with you oh I look fantastic you kidding me okay I can also see what I look like

on the video screen here Vinny and it's amazing it's amazing how I look today hmm and you like throwing the term narcissists around on other people do you so yesterday uh summer finally happened and I was driving down to the lake with my wife and I go so tomorrow I got to go into the comedy club and what the owners like to do there is turn off the air conditioning

Monday through Wednesday so that's going to be fun does it feel too warm in here for you it's a little steamy it's a little steamy in here really yeah I weigh a lot more than you I don't know if that's true anymore I don't know

I think we're coming close Are we both, like, heading the wrong way? Yeah, I don't know. I think one of us is going the wrong way. One's going the right way. We're going to intersect at some point. I think we're about to intersect. Wow, I feel good about that.

I'm going to the gym right after the show today. Oh, my motherfucker. I want to be smiling ear to ear to give you for that. I'm going to jog home from here after the show today. When I saw people commenting on the isotopes video and saying, this guy calls Vinny fat, I'm like, oh, fuck me. I know that makes you so happy. It makes you so happy.

Well, listen, man, not for nothing. I get a lot of shit. Everybody's super chat and say, play the Vinnie's Fats song. Oh, you want to hear the Vinnie's Fats song? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I have that. That's cool. Yeah, go ahead.

What's got. What's got you laughing today? What's got me laughing is the fact that that song holds no power over me anymore. And whenever you play it, it just makes you a hypocrite. Hypocrycy, please. That's all it took was one compliment. Now Vinny thinks he's the skinniest man in the world. Okay.

When I stand sideways, you think I was gone, people. Okay. That's, I'm just kidding. I'm not you. I'm not a narcissist. All right, folks. We got a great episode of the creep-off lined up for you. Summer is here in Rochester.

And everybody's working in their gardens this week. I know I was all weekend, so we decided our category is going to be creepiest. You were working in your garden all weekend? Yeah, we planted flowers. Gay! Hey, Vinny, you were working in your garden? That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. I was doing yard work and shit.

My garden's in my yard, so it's yard work. Oh, man. I might as well just start going to the clubs. God damn it. Well, when we start seeing and get some Vinnie sightings. at the gardening clubs at the gardening clubs i'll let you know all right well let's find out who won last week's wild card episode joining us to tell us all about it and give us the results it's our creep girl danny danny readin results oh dandy please won't you post that fanny all over

the patreon danny danny that body's so uncanny voice moved like lamb and shandy oh yeah she's my creep girl jealous of your song, Danny? Who? Kendi. Kendi's like, why don't I have a song to come on to? And I said, I don't know that you're getting the right camera angle, Kendi.

I think that might be the problem. I felt pretty special about me being made a song. It was amazing. Well, Carl, just a quick note from our friend and host of another show on the WATP network, Christian Blatt says,

Vinny should get a bird feeder like a real man. That's right. Yes, I like to feed birds and my wife and I like to watch the rabbits that jump around in their yard. That's what masculine guys do. That's what it's real men are up to on a weekend. Okay. Oh, no. Don't call her this.

The greater good called you dial up Danny. Dial up Danny back again. Her internet's working this time, everybody. This is exciting. All right. We're wasting too much time. Danny, you are our results, girl. You come on to read the results, of course.

This show is a contest every single week when he and I compete. to find out who can bring the biggest creep in a different category. And what was the category last week? Wild card. It was a wild card. That's right. So it was any creep we wanted to pick. And you guys all went to the creepoff.com and voted for who you thought brought the bigger creep.

And Danny is here to tell us who won last week's episode. I do not like the smile on Vinny's face right now. Okay, 53% of the vote. It's close. The winner is Vinny. Are you sure I don't have 504? Can you check those numbers again? I don't think that's right.

Carl, do you know what that means? One more for the good guys. I think I'm on a, is this a six in a row that I've lost? It might be. I'm on some kind of streak right now. Holy shit. Yeah, I have been on fire and I hope to continue. Can we get the voting back on the subreddit maybe?

This is actually way easier. So there's less cheating involved? There's no voting. And we, you know, we have our system that works. Yeah, the system where everyone cheats for Vinnie. Yeah, I like that system. It's great. And we weeded them out.

What a great system. We weeded out. All the cheaters survey. What happened? I was supporting you. I thought you were a great results, girl. I was telling people to vote for you in my family amongst my friends. And this is how you repay me?

After everything I've done for you. This is how you repay me. I voted for you too a couple times. I'm sorry. All right. What do you mean you vote for him? You're supposed to be impartial. No, no, no, no, no. Danny, you're forgiven.

Thank you. Appreciate it. God damn it. No respect. This is very disrespectful. That means Vinny's taking the lead in this round one to zero. And of course, the way this show works is once somebody gets to five, the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. As you can see right behind Vinny's fat moonhead.

By the way, Carl, how is your book going? Have you started reading it yet? Let me, I want to give you a quick update. Please. So, we did a bonus show, W-A-T-P bonus show on our Patreon yesterday, where I went back and listened to the earliest episode of the Sturgeon John podcast that I could possibly find on the internet back in April of 2018. And an amazing discovery was made, Vinnie.

What's that? John was calling Anthony Coomia a moonhead. That makes three different people who are moonheads, according to Stuttering John. Everybody's by himself. Mike Bichetti, Mini Paulino, and Aunt Euccia are all moonheads. And yeah, the book report's going great. I can't wait to present that.

Anthony's got to be thrilled about that company. Poor ants. What the fuck? He's compared me to Bichetti and Paulino. It's not great. It's not great. Wow. Sorry, it.

Not good. Anyway, check that out. Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts. Not the point. The point is, yes, I have a consequence, and I will be doing a book report on Hulgeman's book, Little Red Book. Now, how is that going?

Have you started reading it yet? Oh, of course. Yeah, it's fantastic. I love it. Is it really good? I have no idea. I'll get to it, though. We'll get to it.

Because if it's good, I'd like to... I'll have time on the airplane to read, Vinny. That's fine. I'll read it on the airplane. Oh, speaking of which, this weekend coming up is Memorial Day weekend here in the United States. And do you know what that means? I bet Danny knows what that means. Super Chat Monday.

It means it's Super Chat Monday. Every Monday before Memorial Day weekend is Super Chat Monday in this country. And so we appreciate when you guys. celebrate with us for Super Chat Monday. All right, folks. Bye, Danny. Great seeing you this week. You've done a marvelous job.

Thank you for bringing the good news, or as I like to call it, the gospel. She brought the good news. She bought the goods. I don't know what the good news. Okay. She did bring the goods. Thanks for us. Stop by, Danny.

We'll see you later. Thanks, Danny. We got to get an update on the Kyle Bikini, too, from Danny. Ask her. There she is. Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, we, I figured I'm, I could wear it or on here, we could talk about doing something with it. I don't know.

We'll figure it out. Wear it is probably the, the best thing to do. Yeah. What did you just say, Biddy? What did you just say? I didn't catch it. All right. We'll figure out.

Let's talk to you soon. Bye, Danny. You're going to want to get on our Patreon for the creep off is all I'm saying. You're going to want to be on our Patreon anyway, just because it's filled with really great bonus content. Like our episode we did last Friday. That's where you're supposed to go. Yes, it was a great episode, Vinny. I'm so distracted right now.

I apologize. I'm going to get focused. I'm focused now. Another amazing bonus show that we did. So here's what just happened, everybody. Carl saw that Hulkomania gifted Ted, who are these podcast partnerships? It wasn't even that. And his eyes turned to Muddyside.

It wasn't even that. It wasn't even that, but I do appreciate it. I don't normally get distracted by the chat. I do appreciate that, though, from Hulkomania. who's been killing it for us, and we really do appreciate that. Thank you. It helps us out a ton. It does.

It does. But you know what helps us out even more if you go to the Creepoff channel? You subscribe over there. But let's start a contest, Carl, because that's what everybody's here for. Let's do it. The world famous creepoff competition, ring that bell. I'm up first. Now, everybody's saying to me, Vinnie, who's your creepiest gardener?

Vinny, tell us the name of your creepiest gardener. Well, I can hear him now. What's his name? Joel. Joel, what? Uh, Rifkin. Rifkin? Joel Rifkin?

Yeah. The one and only Joel Rifkin, ladies and gentlemen, is my creep today. Did you know he was a gardener, Carl? I did not. I found that out through Google. Wow. Thanks. It's amazing what Google knows, isn't it?

Now, I'm going to give you a little bit of a background on this guy. I'm not going to try to meander on it because he's a pretty heinous dude and we'll get to all the fun stuff. Great. But he was the son of unwed teenage parents. He was a very brainy kid. He tested with an IQ of 128. even though he did very poorly in school. He was just a smart kid, not motivated.

Right. They used to call him the turtle because he had like slunched over shoulders and he was kind of slow. Don't know if he had club feet or not, but he might have. I don't know. Slow footsteps, I assume. I'm club fucking footed, you ass, why.

It's very offensive. This mistreatment, Carl, caused this young man to start retreating into his own disturbed world, okay? He started having daydreams about raping and stabbing women. Now, he was very inspired by the Alfred Hitchcock movie, Frenzy, which I just bought, I'm going to watch this weekend. I can't wait to now after reading this story. This guy's story inspired you to watch the movie that started it all.

It was great. Yeah. Rifkin became fixated out of the idea of strangling prostitutes. Around the same time, his parents gave him a car. He started using the vehicle to troll for prostitutes in nearby Hempstead. He had not graduated high school yet. Okay. 1770 graduates cannot cut in college dude a couple sporadic attempts his best attempt

came at a state school you may have heard of called SUNY Brockport oh I know about that school yeah he went to SUNY Brockport he worked uh as a photographer on the school's newspaper the stylus so I would imagine he's gainfully employed ever since just like the rest of us SUNY Brockport alumni license plates and shit he's got a job nice what a good school that is what a great school. It's the only place where he had a girlfriend. Do you know that that university is ranked number one in the town of Brockport? It might be two, but it's top five

for sure. That I know. That was the junior high. I thought it was Brockport Junior High. It's top five. It's a pretty good school. Whichever what Dan Viola teaches at. He was described by the one only girlfriend he ever had at Brockport as a sweet but very depressed guy flunks out, goes back home. Through the 80s, he can't keep a job. He has

terrible hygiene, chronic absenteeism, general ineptitude. He worked at a local music store and the guy who owned the place described him as a total piece of work. He goes, this guy could barely count to 10. I thought he had a high IQ. What's going on? I thought he had to Brockport. That's just the impression that he's giving

his employers. Okay. Piece of shit. In his downtime, he basically mowed lawns. Did classes at Nassau Community College. He dreamed of becoming a famous writer. He would write some very dark shit poetry that became increasingly more morbid now here's a quote from him at this time i couldn't

put two nickels together the whole focus of my life he later said was on the streets even there he proved inept most of the time everything he i did with the money i had went to prostitutes so all the money he was making mowing lawns and shit he's spending on hookers and he was bad at it in fact he was duped by the same girl twice she got him up there got the money up front and then just left him that that's rough i would be pretty upset with all prostitutes if that happened to me same girl i'd want to take it out on every prostitute if that happened to me not cool so by 1987 he's living in a home and his dad who he loves a lot has cancer he's sick and he decides just to kill himself to get you know because of the pain okay downhill from then he drifting in and out of jobs he's living with his parents still but in

In 1987, he gets his first arrest in Hempstead, Long Island, after soliciting sex from an undercover policewoman. He escapes with a fine and keeps it away from his mom so his mom doesn't find out that this happened. So now he's very nervous about his mother finding out that he's going to hookers all the time. So are anything worse than undercover cops pretending to be hookers? Those are fun episodes of cops. That's a dick move. I'm sorry. Oh, it's definitely a dick move.

And you know what? I've been a little bit too nice to the police on this show. lately that's a dick move stop it with that all right guys trying to get his dick sucked what he decides to do is instead of rolling around long island he starts heading up to manhattan now he would feel the urge he started collecting books and press clippings about uh serial killers okay he including the unidentified green river killer at the time and new york's own arthur shawcross so a couple of his favorites this is before podcasts and so these assholes who are all into true crime had to like clip articles out bunch of dorks it reminds me of the you ever know

anyone who played fancy football before the internet and they literally go through the newspaper and get all the stats and write it down on pieces of paper i did know people who did that i had a teacher who did that yeah it's very proud of it yeah it's fucking lame i remember what that's what we were going yeah it's too much man it's too much of work i think he played i think that guy played football for you be so he was kind of like a meathead and right like he was very proud of himself for doing the math on that i think so either way carl he goes he goes crazy because he enrolls back in college he starts doing well okay he does two semesters of straight a's nice studying horniculture he gets this great position as an intern at this greenhouse planting seedlings something he's

very interested in. He meets this girl. He falls in love with her. He's planting seeds at a greenhouse. That's what an amazing job. Dude, for this fucking idiot, the guy who's like, he barely count to 10,

he smells like shit. This fucking whore of hunger. Okay. Fair enough. Fair enough. I'm happy for him. I mean, the fact that his life around, I get it.

Dude, his dick was probably just dripping on the floors of this greenhouse and they still let him plant the seedlings. Good point. So he can cocks in his brain because he's crazy. this elaborate fantasy he's in love with this girl she's the one for him she's going to follow with me and he ends up becoming insanely frustrated by the fact that she's not returning this and

she doesn't see what a great guy he is okay which he's not he's a piece of shit right so that's always the the the rough part for these guys well how much money did he offer her i mean if you're going to manhattan these women cost more money i gave her i offer her 17 dollars that's six lawns in 1970. Right. Yeah, that's pretty good, actually. So he's now very upset. And he acknowledges that his violent tendencies were feeling a little more intense than normally. Normal. So he just fucking quits and decides to go find some fucking whores. Nice. So he's cruising. Get it out of your system. He's cruising Manhattan about 10 o'clock. He meets this woman named Susie. She was a hardcore drug addict. Remember, this guy's not, doesn't have a lot of money.

money. He picks her up and she goes, I'll tell you what, I'll do it for that money, but you've got to take me to go pick up some crack on the way. Sure. Now, he waited to do this until his mother was out of town, by the way. I should add this. So he got to go to all these different stops trying to find crack for this fucking prostitute. Oh, she doesn't know where to get it from? Yeah. And that's up being a whole fucking thing. See, that's annoying. Because I'm fine with giving you a ride to the dealer's house or wherever you got to go. But if you don't even know where you're going, I'm not going on that adventure with you. So they get the crack. They go back to his mom's house. Okay. And they fuck. And apparently

she was very, quote, listless. Are you done yet? Oh, come on. I got things to do. I got to get more crack. Yeah, you got to smoke. Of course. So they're done. And she goes, listen, I need you to go get me some more crack. Let's go get some more crack. And he's like, you know what? And he had this mortar, like this fake mortar, like shell. And he just picked up and bashed your brains with it. Right there. Good. Because that is annoying. In his mother's living room. Dude, when you're done banging a prostitute, this transaction is over. We're not

doing anything. We're not hanging out afterwards. This isn't a date. All right? You've got to go. It's over. Yeah. He says he just lost control. He also claimed that he stopped when he, quote, got tired. Okay. That's a good time to stop. Yep, yep. So apparently she was

still alive, and she fought back when he tried to move her, biting one of his fingers before he strangled her to death. After wrestling her body into a plastic trash bag, he cleaned up the blood in signs of combat in the living room. Then, laid down and slept for a couple hours, as if nothing had happened. He dragged Susie down to the basement, draped her dead body across the washer, a dryer, Carl, and then used those as like a makeshift operating table to dismember her body with an exacto knife. Wow, that would take some time, I would imagine. Well, thank God his mom was out of town

for about a month. Pretty skinny bitch, though, I would imagine if she's a crackhead prostitute. Yeah, he did say that he reduced himself to biology class. And to foil identification, he severed Susie's fingertips, pulled out her teeth with pliers,

jammed her severed head into an old paint can, and the other parts were in garbage bags, and then he put them all into his mob's car and started driving around town, dropping them off places. He drove to New Jersey, and he drove He dropped them in the legs and the head in the woods near Hopewell.

So this guy never saw a mob movie. You just cut the hands off and the head off. You don't have to remove his fingertips. And then leave the rest of it in the fucking street. Right. You have to remove each fingertip and each tooth. So he believed that no one, he thought he was very careful here. No one was ever going to find out.

Yeah. But here's a fun little side story that you're really going to enjoy. On March 5, 1989, a member of the Hope Valley Golf Club sliced his ball into the woods. along the seventh grade, and found the can containing Susie's head. Now, the news starts reporting this. This is during the time of the AIDS scare. Remember that? I sure do.

It turns out that they, in the news articles, mentioned that this person, whoever it was, it was unidentified, was HIV positive. The person who sliced their ball? No, the person whose head was in the jar. Okay. Was HIV positive? I thought about the golfer. And let me tell you this right now.

Joel was not happy about that He was really fucking freaked out He said he had a major anxiety attack After learning he was Well he wore a rubber obviously It's a crackhead prostitute right He had a rubber run You know times were changing

But I don't know how fast they were changing for Joel Gotcha So it took him quite a while Before he went back to Hookers after that About a year He claimed his second victim A prostitute named Julie Blackbird Again waiting until his mother goes out of town

He drives Blackbird back to his house This is Bob going for a month of the time? She had a job. She worked for some company. The next morning, as she's, like, getting ready to leave, he beats her with a table leg, strangles her, dismembers of the corpse this time in the bathtub. Then he placed the body parts at buckets, waded with concrete, tossed the remains into the East River and into the Brooklyn Canal. They never found that person. So he opens up his own landscaping business at this time out of his mom's house.

He's now officially in business. Is it called Pushed Up the Daisies Landscaping? It should have been. He starts renting space at a local nursery to store his gardening equipment, and he began using the rented job site to stash corpses, Carl, before we properly dispose of them. Among the victims during this time were a woman named Barbara Jacobs, Mary Ellen DeLuca, Young Lee,

Rifkin would go on to strangle about 17 different women, okay? Okay. And he would do this in spurts. Like, he would get real amped up. He killed 17 over four years. Shee! And he would just get. get the urge to fucking kill one.

He would kill them, and he got really sloppy with the bodies, dude. Eventually, he realized I didn't have to do all this work. So you just throw them in a fucking field. For a while there, he came up with a really good one for four or five of them. He found these oil barrels, these old barrels at the nursery that he worked at. He said, can I have these for a project? And, like, he loaded him into the back of his truck, and he would start putting the corpses in the barrels and just dumping them off in garbage dumps and shit.

Okay. So he got smarter. And he also became... Work smarter, not harder, is what you're saying. But he also became very cruel and systematic about this shit. For example, one of the women that he murdered, she was like 40. She was older. This was the oldest one.

Gross. She blows him. Yeah. Okay. She blows him. And she finishes. And she's like, all right, thanks for the money. And he goes, you know what?

And just would strangle her to death. Just would just fucking do his thing and then kill them, like, whatever. and then dumped their body summary. He didn't give a shit. He became very... What do you wanted to do? Take her out to dinner first? Fiddy, what are you talking about?

This guy's murdering prostitutes. You're like, I don't like the way he's doing this. Of course he's going to get a blowjab and then Strangler to death. What do you want? Okay. Of course he is. Of course I'm the problem here. I love the true crime shows that have done all these types of stories and still act like,

oh my God, he did what? Oh my God? That's crazy. It's just like, no, I know what I've been down this road before. I get it. I'm just saying he did it without thinking. Yeah, I get it. It was just, sure, that's the way his brain worked.

Oh, blowjob choker, blowjob choker. So in June 1993, this is his last stand, Carl. Okay. He strangles a hooker named Tiffany Brisconti and drove her back to his mom's house. Talian Brun? Yeah, probably. Down the wrong path, this one. So he stops at a couple stores on the way home for rope and tarp,

with her corpse laying across the backseat of his mother's car. Now, his truck was in the shop at the time. gets home, wraps her in the tarp, and conceals her in the trunk. After a while, he throws her into the garage. He left her in a wheelbarrow for three days. He fucking forgot that he had her. Because I'm going to tell you something. If you see a corpse in a wheelbarrow, you're not going to miss that.

It's not hiding the corpse very well. Well, that was kind of my point was leading to this. Is this guy, it was just, that's what I do. And he slipped his mind. He forgot about all the work that he had to put in after the fact. Correct. And he left this body in the summer, by the way, this is Jude, in this little shed in his mom's house, wrapped in a tarp. So as you could imagine, this corpse got mushy.

And he realized, oh, fuck, I forgot. So around 2 a.m., he loads the mushy corpse into the bed of his truck that he had just gotten back. And he's about 15 miles away from his house. But again, he had just got his truck back, and they had done some work to the back of it. And they forgot to screw his license plate back onto the back. That's a weird Why would they Take it off in the first place

Because I guess they replace the bumper There's no this thing as a work It's a work to take off the license plate In order to do the work I don't know who the fuck Unless you're replacing the bumper I don't know Sure

They had taken the plate off And the plate was in The cabin of the truck Okay He blames them I don't know who I believe The hooker killer Or the guy at the shop

I've been robbed by guys at the shop I've never been robbed by a hooker killer That I know of That's true So he gets pulled over Cops see this shine their lights and he's got a mushy corpse in the back. So

cop car, cop chase about 10 miles from there they're chasing and eventually he tries to do a maneuver and he crashes right into a light pole cops surround the car with the guns they go oh my god what the fuck is this smell? Tadda surprise. It's Tiffany.

It's Tiffany and my maybe I'll throw in the Caribbean enthusiasm music a little bit later because he just goes oh sorry guys oh yeah they thought that it was like a serial killer he goes boy do I have a story for you guys

and they take him to jail and he confesses 17 they think it's a lot more because they went to his house his mother was very surprised by the way when the cops show up you know they always say the mom always knows she knows what's going on but sometimes they don't well when they come walking out from upstairs

carrying like bags of women's underwear and jewelry and their driver's licenses and all the shit bags of what were the bags of? Do you say women's underwear? I do. I like that. I can't wait until we do creepiest drummer episode.

Guess what? Guess what? What? I like women's underwear. We know. Can you believe that? So from all of this, he confesses to everything. He still pleads not guilty.

He goes to trial. Ends up with 200 in one year in prison. No possible. of parole. He ends up in Attica. But I do have a couple of fun facts because he's still alive and kicking up there. Okay. Now, they put him into solitary because he was a bit of a shitster and people apparently wanted to kill him for some reason. And they spent, kept him in 23 hour confined solitary confinement. I don't like prison. Yeah. Well, Lisa probably would have loved it compared to what she had to deal with. So he ends up trying to sue the state for $50,000 a day that

he was in solitary and loses badly. The families of some of these women try to sue him. I don't know why. His parents may have had money is what they were going after, but he didn't have a pot to piss in. He was a deadbeat. The Orviado family sued him first for Lorraine's wrongful death. Now, Lorraine was the woman whose head was in the bucket.

He called her Susie, but that was her real name was Lorraine. And he responded with a hand. written note to the legal brief going she was an AIDS carrier who may have been responsible for the eventual deaths of numerous individuals. Good point. And he said you should all be thanking me. He did the right thing. Yeah.

I thought that was kind of fun. Makes nothing but sense to me. So the next time he makes headlines is in 1998 because New York State decided that it was a good idea to let some of these crime, some of these criminals make money off of their stories or whatever, but they had to give money to the victim's families. so they let him start selling his art nice because he starts painting and there was a lot of sketches of flowers

and stuff like that because he really did love gardens and flowers is he uh is he a better painter than hunter Biden or worse which criminals better at it I don't know who was the guy who was Hillary Clinton's campaign manager oh I don't know the guy who had all the creepy artwork oh I know exactly you're talking about why can't remember his name I don't know this would fit in his collection one of these paintings titled the Guardian's failure showed a barefoot with a coroner's toe tag and an angel weeping in the corner.

This is not a joke. Yeah, he was a real asshole. Not really repentant. And that is my creepiest gardener, Joel Rifkin, everybody, vote for Vinny this week. All right, Vinny. What a fantastic presentation. I promise you that my book report consequence will not be anywhere near that long. That better be longer.

Holy shit. It better be longer, motherfucker. 20 minutes ago we started that. Let's hit some super chats real quick and then I'll present my creep this. week. Creepiest gardeners, the category, starting with a new member, Amy Lynn. Well, why are we skipping Koof over here? Oh, I'm so sorry, Koof. Koof, thank you for not killing yourself. We appreciate that. You know, one day Koof's going to stop showing up, but we're going to speculate.

I love Koof, and I hope Koof never goes to Greenland. I wonder if Kuf is coming to Vegas. I would hope so. Because Koof was in Philly. I would hope Hokemany comes to Vegas. Yes, thank you again, Halkamania for Gifting the 10 memberships. Amy Lynn became a member. Thank you. Amy Lynn. And remember, if you remember on who are these podcasts, YouTube channel, go to the community tab.

And that's where you get all the bonus material, all the live shows. Everything we do is just for members there. Carl's Frost and Tips 2 bucks says, Southern John threatens to kill his ex on YouTube. What a creep. Yeah, did you see that shit? I did. That was nuts. John, like, turned into like a different person.

He's just like, oh, yeah, she better not do that because that wouldn't be good for her or her family. It's like, whoa. That's nuts, buddy. Isn't it your family, too? Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, I assume he's threatening Aaron. I don't know. That's crazy. Amanda Lynn Nappy became a member for three months.

Thanks for the fun boys. Look at great, Danny, Patreon member for way longer. Thank you very much. Amanda Nappy and Danny appreciates it as well. Sheik Einstein. Ten somethings. Yep. Matthew Raleigh, thanks for the $5.

Is it me or does Carl look a little less gray today? Carl, I am tired. this losing streak. It's like being a Bill's fan over here. Yeah, no shit, Matthew. All right, let's get into it then. Because what Vinnie brought was, you're one of the mill kills hookers over dozens of years or

dozens of hookers over... Four years, multiple years. Those are numbers you wish you could have. We've heard this story before. Any true crime show is going to have that story. Oh, wow, they killed the hookers, huh? And no one knew because no one cares about hookers? Oh, wow, that's nuts. But what I brought to you is

really the essence of the show, the creeps. because we do a true crime show that's for men. It's different than all the other shows that want to just be sensationalizing everything. I like to find creeps that do things that are abnormal, that are creepy. Killing Hookers, it's happening right now. It's happening right now. It happens all the time. But what my creep did is truly creepy behavior.

This is a landscaper who had a client, and the client is Fatima Perez. And Fatima Perez had eight. thousand dollars in cash to go buy a new car and she says i don't know anything about cars but you know what my landscaper carlos that guy probably knows a lot about cars how can how handy yeah let's let's check out the news story on this of my clip number one okay let me set this up for you buddy and chris fatima perez had just gotten money to buy a new car when she met up with the two men who worked as landscapers in her neighborhood her family says she went to them for help in picking out a new vehicle, but instead prosecutors say they took her

for a ride that led to her unthinkable murder. Puk. Instead, they took her for a ride. You know, I don't like that presentation, Vinny? Yeah, it's great. You're not a fair of that? Yeah, well. Well, let's talk about the court case, the trial here, because it's pretty gruesome the details

that came out. Hmm. My next clip. The chilling account causing even the prosecutor to get. get choked up detailing the gruesome murder in court. Alessia Antonetti admitted to detectives that they put Ms. Perez in the hold, that they poured lime on her and they buried her. He advised detectives that she was still alive when they buried her.

You could hear the sobs from Fatima Perez's family members as attorneys describe the mother of two's final moments, all while facing her accused killers who investigators say confessed to burying the 41-year-old mother alive. Now, Vinnie, we talked about this on a recent episode. Being buried alive is the thing that nightmares come from. It's the most brutal way to die possibly, just getting buried while you're tied up with duct tape. I'm sorry, I was just spending some time thinking about a nice ice cold Fatima with Lyme. All right, let's go to my next clip here.

Why do they do it, Vinny? What was the motivation here? They say it began when Perez went to one of the suspects Monday with $8,000 cash looking to buy a car. Ortiz told detectives that Ms. Perez asked him to help her. Instead, police say Carlos Alicia Antonetti and Ramon Ortiz admitted they used duct tape to cover her mouth, blindfold her, and tie her up in the back of a van. Investigators say the men then brought her to a wooded area in Monroe Township, Middlesex County, and then using a shovel, left her to die in a shenan.

shallow grave. If my sister had to fight for her life, the reason that she was fighting for was her kids. Oh, gosh, a mother of two? This woman, she's finally made some money. She's doing well in life. Hey, I got some money. We're doing in a car. I'll drive my kids to soccer practice.

All excited about it. And these assholes go $8,000. Wow, that'll give us something to do for the next couple weeks. They got those same money symbols in their eyes that Carl got one. Yes. 10 Super Chats. Correct. These guys are looking at her like she's Hulkomania or something.

So this is very sad. You never want to see a mother with young children be buried alive and die. Depends on the mother. I saw this one lady hitting her kids in wagons the other day. I didn't really mind. Throw in a hole, toss some lime on her. I don't give a shit. Fair enough.

But yeah, so my last clip on here, just I feel very bad for these children. They're young. Yeah, that's never good. Perez's family now left trying to. move forward with the painful task of explaining to her son, she won't be coming home. My nephew, he's only seven, so I don't think he can still understand what happened. It's been the worst two days in my life. Horrible.

And Perez, who had come to the U.S. from Nicaragua eight years ago, died from asphyxiation. Her alleged killers are being held on $5 million cash bail. You see, Your Honor, technically the dirt killed her. They didn't tell the kid yet. Why are they trying to figure out now? I know. They're like, she'll be home soon. You're just staying with us. It's going to be fun.

We're going to have a fun weekend together. Come on. Hang on with the auntie. Who loves hanging out with the ante? Come on. We're going to have a long sleepover party. Here's the thing, Vin. Eventually kids stop asking questions.

You know what I mean? Eventually they just go, yeah, I don't know. You know what was that? Three years ago we stopped seeing mom? Who knows what's going on? Oh, yeah. I got to go. Why do I have to keep going to the.

The court? Oh, I'll be home with pizza. So here's the good news. Jurors also found special circumstances with regard to a first-degree murder charge determining that it involved torture that exposed Alicia Antonetti to a mandatory life term. So he is serving life for the torture and murder of Fatima Perez. Yeah. Imagine if he had done that 17 times.

Vote for me at the creepoff.com. Or you can vote for me at the creepoff.com. Creepoff.com. All the matters is that you go there and feel free to check out our Patreon, our Supercast, are backed by. It's all there. Hop on. Have some fun with us. Carl, you know what time it is? Actually, before we do that, I brought it a little bonus video for us. You did? Yeah, somebody awarded me to this up on Twitter. And so I pulled this video and it's about, so I don't know if you've been reading the news or anything like that. Apparently, there's a lot of immigrants coming into the United States from the southern border.

Did you know about this? Do you hear about this? No. I thought we built that wall a couple years ago. Didn't get done. So these people are coming over and then they're being relocated to different places like New York City. But now New York City is getting overloaded. So now they're taking the people from New York City and they're moving him to Rochester.

And this video, when Stuttering John says that we live in the armpit of New York, he might be on to something. Oh, no. This is hilarious. I don't know if I want to watch. Oh, Christ. There we go. Uniti Pena. She was overcome with emotions. She feels the weight of the world on her right now.

It took her and her children a month and a half to get from El Salvador to Mexico, where they crossed the country into Texas. They got moved to New York City, and they were in a housing program that sent them here to Rochester. They arrived in January of this year and lived at the Holiday Inn downtown for four. months and they were moved here three weeks ago. It's very traumatic. She says it's been quite traumatic. Everything that was told to us to come to Monroe County to Rochester hasn't been fulfilled.

Do you like America? But not Rochester. But not Rochester? No. No good Rochester. Can you fucking believe that? That's the funniest shit I've ever seen. No good Rochester.

This woman, like, escaped wherever she was living that was a howlhole on earth to come to Rogers. She's like, why the fuck did I travel this part to get here? It sucks. And she's here doing like the spring and summer. I was thinking the same thing when I saw this this came out three days ago. I'm like, it's beautiful right now. This is the time to be here.

We somehow need to work this into a promo for Damocon, too. Yes, agreed. But you left a country without a pot to piss in. Yep. And then living in a nice place where you're... The U.S., for whatever reason, we're putting it up at the holiday inn. I was wondering how that place stayed in business. Apparently, it's how illegal migrants.

They put it up in the holiday in and they get up a house, and she's in a duplex now? She's like, this sucks. That's nuts. What assholes we are. Also, Vinnie, I know we were talking about weight earlier. If I had traveled from El Salvador to New York City, I feel like I would shed some LBs In a month and a half, that's pretty good

Yeah, in that process So I'm I don't know how you're still overweight At that point, but good on her You're a real prick sometimes You know I'm trying Real quick, I just saw two Super chats and then we'll move on to our next

segment Amanda Lynn Nappy five bucks says Six in a row, Vinny I hate to admit it SJ might be right when he says Carl is a loser what Amanda Winn Nappy, you two? You've turned on me?

He's turned on me. The turn's happening. The turn has happened. And Mr. Magenta saying, sorry, Kendi, I only make Simp songs for Danny now. Wow. Hey, you want to hear something great? Mr. Magenta sent in a brand new song today. Did he?

I just got it. You want to hear it? I do. Is it for Danny? Let's bring Danny back up on the screen. It's not for Danny. It's, he sent us. Let's bring Danny back up on the screen anyway.

All right, no problem. Hey, Danny. We're going to play our Bronny. brand new victim blame jingle. Would you like to hear it? Yeah, of course. All right. Here we go.

Good answer. Victim, blame me. No one's sad that someone murdered me. Yeah, you know that I deserved it, and that's all right. I probably was a huge cut my whole life. Victim, blame me. Won't you come and put the blame on me? Fantastic, Mr. Magenta.

The hit of the summer, Mr. Magenta. That might be. Summer's young still, but that's great. And don't forget to send Danny some more Simpsong. She loves them. I love them. They're my favorite. You heard the lady.

All right, let's get into a Carl's cop cam suction. Let's do it. Do it. I can't wait to see calls my cam. He's not. I said it. The cops for no reason. Will you please show me because cop can lose all your rights ruin your life?

Vinny, I'm just going to call it today. I've been saying this a lot, but these police officers have way too much patience for these assholes. And it's impossible to be rooting for this person. Let's just get right into it. This is a longer video, but I cut it up into short clips. I think I'm going to capture the essence of what happens in this story. I love it, Carl. Let's go.

Let's go. First clip. On April 11, 2023, police in Orange County, Florida responds to the scene of a single car accident at the Orlando International Airport. Hello, ma'am. Ma'am. Yes. Turn around, please. Hello.

Hello. This your car? Yeah, obviously. Okay. You got your license to registration? Yes, it's stuck. You got your license of registration? I do.

Can I get it at least? I'm at the airport. As you see, I was just hit by a car. Okay. So I'm on the phone with my insurance right now. Okay. Okay. So I'm trying to get into the employee.

Land on you or? I am trying to get into the employee parking lot. When I'm done with my insurance, I will get to you. No. Okay. The what parking lot? The employee parking lot? Yes.

She does seem pretty intoxicated. Now, they never test her for that, which I'm surprised by. She looks like the kind, she looks, she sounds young, but like we always see her from a kind of a distance here. Yeah. And she looks like the kind of old hag you come across in the woods, just like hunched over. I was going to say, she's not hot enough to have this type of attitude. Not even a little bit. It's insane.

So she is, if you're just listening to the show, she's blocking one of the entrances to get into the parking lot. And so they need her to move this car out of the way. And it's a single car accident. So she, like, skipped the curb or something and blew out her tires. And now she's actually like a car hit her because that's how that works. Yeah, so that's why the cops said, what did it land on you and pop the tires? Yeah, which is kind of fun. Yeah.

But you can tell, she's got her back to the cop. She's like, I'll get to you later. Very dismissive of the police officer. Way too patient with her. He should have put the handcuffs out at this point, in my opinion. JFK's head chug said she's talking to Jake from State Farm. You're right. All right.

Let's keep this rolling. Can't wait. I want to see. What happens here? Where do you work at? I work at the airport. I'm trying to clock in right here. We're at the wheelchair company at G2 for Southwest.

Okay. Great. So we can call your bus. That's great. So let me just park, please. So I can get out of the way. You understand. I'm a police officer, right?

Yes, I understand. Okay. I am also. A law enforcement. Yes, I don't have it on me. I have it at G2. All right. It's where I'm supposed to clock in.

Hmm. Where do you work? I work at the airport. Um, can you narrow it down? For the wheelchair company It's Southwet. So then she starts to say, I've been law too.

I police the... Oh, she thinks she knows the law. She definitely... Maybe she talks to TSA agents on her break or something because she thinks she knows everything there is to know about the law. Keep it rolling. Oh, man, I can't wait for this cop to call her boss.

Oh, hag bitch? Yeah, we know her. Like the fuck, bro. I was just hit. I'm not your bro. No, obviously you're not my bro. because I was just hit by from behind me. Okay, do you need the fire department?

Are you injured? Do you need the fire department? I don't know. I'm trying to make a phone call. You don't know if you need the fire department? No, I don't know because I'm not a doctor. If you'd like to call medical care. Would you like to?

Yes. Okay. How do you have any patients for this? Do you need an ambulance? Do you need medical help? How would I know? I'm not even a doctor over here. Only doctors know when they're injured?

You know what, man? I used to really like copcams. Now I hate it. Why is that? Because, like, it was easier to vilify the police until you see all the fucking attitude. Yeah. It's crazy what they're dealing with here. So at that point, she is not showing her license to this police officer.

He's like, do you have your license? She's like, no. There's a photo over my phone. He's like, well, can I see? She's like, no, I'm using my phone right now. So he goes, all right, I'm going to have to write you a ticket for not having your license with you. She goes, fine, write a ticket. You know, it's one of these people.

Do all go ahead and write me a ticket. He's like, okay. So he goes back to his car, writes a ticket. And then comes back over And this has to be the most frustrating woman We've ever watched out here My next clip More so than the screaming lady

The door dashing? Can you act like an adult And answer his questions? I'm asking you a question And you answered my question With telling me to answer his questions Yes What's the answer to the question?

Oh And I'm not here to answer your questions You're going to be difficult Let me see copy your drives this She is annoying So at this point I feel like a kid at glass Watching some mouth off to the teacher right now

She's gonna get it So at this point They brought a fire truck here to the scene And now she's going I don't need a fire truck They're like okay so you're just wasting all of our time Is that what your goal is here? She's like I'm trying to get a tow truck

She's on the phone She's never talking anywhere on the phone But she's always got the phone up Pretending like she's talking And she's saying she's going to get a tow truck She's perpetually about to make a phone call Right. And so they're like, we'll call a tow truck. She's like, don't bother. I'm going to get a tow truck.

They're like, no, no, no, we're going to get a tow truck. And so when we call, they'll be here in about three seconds. Yes. There's one on the other side of the airport, I'd wager. So a flat bed tow truck arrives, and she is not going to let them tow her car. Ma'am, it's on their property. That's fine. I'm talking to you because you don't need to interfere with what he's doing.

Talk to me. I'm talking to him, not to you. ma'am you do not have the right to approach him and interview what is she wearing a fucking gunny sack what is this outfit just get off just get off thank you all right move back away this doesn't make you more back away now or you'll be arrested for um arrest me arrest me arrest me okay oh the old then arrest me that you know all this adds right biddy just make this illegal can we just make smarting off to cops illegal be disrespectful to the police is now illegal and you go to jail. How about just being an annoying C word?

Can that be illegal? According to statute number 472, we are putting you under arrest now for cuntiness. Yes. That's the new statute that just came out. I know it doesn't seem like it's constitutional, but there you go. It happened.

Dr. Scotty Jones says she's wearing a gunty sack. Dude, that's what she's going to work in, too. Oh, my God. This must be a really nice wheelchair. company. All right. Clip on number six. Is this Vegas? Is it the same what Shulay worked for? I'm not touching you. You touch me, bitch. Right. Oh, words hurt you feeling.

What's that? Words are you feelings? Oh, trespass warning. And then, uh, you can't, you cannot tow a Tesla like this. This is legal damages you're causing. You cannot pull, an electric car like this. Oh, if it couldn't get worse, she's also an EV person. Fuck me. How annoying is this person? I'd hate to see her at a dinner party talking about how she's saving the world with her Tesla. Man, I would love to buddy up with Elon Musk.

So next time she's in her Tesla, I could just have him take over control as a driver into an abutment. He can't do that. Yeah, I know. That's a fun thing. To start a car company, we were like, I can kill any of my customers any time I watched. That's pretty fun. I should have done that.

All right, so, Minnie, you might have noticed that this woman is quite childish. I'm not sure what she's trying to accomplish with Oliver sassing off, calling the police officers bitch. She did call the cop a bitch, which is a very bold move. Yeah, not a smart move, but it gets even more childish here. You might want to give her some advice to behave

if she doesn't want to go to jail. You can't arrest me for speaking back to you, officer. Oh, no, we have other things we could arrest. That's fine. So do it. We don't arrest just because you want to say. too. Don't so do it. Or don't do it. I don't give a...

Do you even have a legal driver's license? Do you even have words that matter to me? Wow. Wow. It just turned into the most childish conversation I've ever heard. Skull!

Yeah, right! It can remind you of that, doesn't it? Carl, do you even have a driver's license? I have to go through two Celsius a day just to make it through a show. Oh, uh-oh. We have to talk after the program.

Sounds like you might have a problem. It just might. Although if your wife wasn't cheating on you, I'd be surprised how they think about it. She would have had to have gotten past those locks. Fair enough. All right. So at this point, and by the way, we're like an hour in of this stop. And so at this point, they present her with a trespassing notice.

And she looks at it and says, well, there's no date or time of when I have to leave so I can stay here as long as I want. And they go, no, this means that as of right now, you are trespassing. And you need to go. You need to be removed. So then she gets even more childish. Do you even have trespassing orders that matter to me? Right.

So then she gets even more childish. And she's just going to waste everybody's time. Oh, I hate her so much. So now they're trying to tow her car and she keeps getting into her car to get stuff. Oh, wait. I forgot my backpack. Oh, wait. I forgot.

She's getting in and out of the car. Oh my God, all right Okay, you need to get out of the car then Get out of the car so they can tow it Okay, now she'll refuse her If you don't get out of the car Leave the property, you can be arrested for trespass Ma'am

Get her, Farva Uh-huh This is a bus pass, all right? There's buses right down there, all right? That's your option to get out. out of here, all right? So we need you to go and... But, de vernon, you're speaking English for a minute, so I know you understand me.

Okay? So here, take this ticket. Yeah. That's a fun move right there. I don't think I've seen that one before. Speaking perfect English for an hour, then all of a sudden to tell Spanish, like, I don't know what you're talking about. Who the fuck does she think she is? Andy Kaufman?

What is this? Maybe this is a character that she's developing. Unbelievable. All right. Oh, yes. I'm so excited for the next clip. Why is that? I just saw the title of it.

Okay, yeah, let's get there. Let's go. This one's called Excessive Force. Finally. Na, nah, nah, nah, nah. Are you refusing a new property? Are you friends at the bus stop or walk off again? Listen, I'm not.

I'm not. Do it. Tennis. Hey, that's my phone. This is excessive force. Using the excessive force. I'm not repeating shit. So she wanted this to happen, it looks like.

Hey, everybody. She was just singing this summer's biggest hit. Nah, nah, nah, no, no. Yes. Pretty good. So now, Vinny, what do all these people do when they finally get handcuffed? They're asking for it for over an hour. Well, it finally happens.

Can I guess? What do you think they do? Might there be something coming down the pike? Oh, yes, for sure. And of course, they have to start yelling out that they are being harmed. of course they're being injured by this time to call the lawyer you're hurting me stop talking you're hurting me face the car you're hurting me you're hurting me

spread your legs no spread your legs my leg you're salted with a heart you fucking bitch all right I don't feel like you have to say I'm not resisting anything I'm not doing anything Don't turn around Stop points are stretchy at the waistband All right you're using excessive force

I have marks on my fucking wrists right now. You're being fucking arrested. You are being sued for a lawsuit for excessive force. There it is, Benny. She tells the cops that they are being arrested and they are being sued

with a lawsuit. They were being all arrestee. Yes. Well, no. She's claiming that they're arrested. Not that arrested. You're arrested. But she said, you guys are being all arresty. It's fucking stupid. She's really dumb. She's really dumb. Keep it going. I don't know if I

trust her with senior citizens getting into their planes on time. This woman knows the laws worse than chili to Castro. Check out this next one. Great. It's punitive damages. You drop my phone on the ground if you don't get it up, and I don't get my contact numbers for America. She's twisting them.

If you face the other way, we can adjust those. I don't give a fuck. Get my phone. Get my number. Get my lawyer. You're fucking under arrest. You're both law-suited, you fucking bitches. You've been

Lawsuited, you fucking bitches! You're both Lawsuited. Wow. These cops don't seem as nervous as they should. You know, they're getting a lawsuit and arrested right now.

They don't seem to be too worried about it. That's a special kind of stupid to yell. You're being law-suited. Yeah. Yeah, she's got to be on something. I can't imagine this is a person who just heading into work. I imagine that this girl graduated

Charm School and everything. This must be drunk. Probably not. Are we on the last clip? Human trafficking, I believe. Jesus Christ, it's insane. Okay. Let's see what happens. If I don't get my phone off the ground, that's inhumane. You're keeping numbers for me that's human trafficking.

My phone is on the ground needs to get it right now because I don't speak English. Get my phone. That was amazing. So if you don't have your phone with you, that's human trafficking. Do you know what human trafficking Dave Chappelle has been doing? over these past years, Vinnie. A lot. Oh, that's a lot of human trafficking

where he's taking people's phones and other contact numbers. I'm so fucking fat. Punitive damages. And then she screams us. I don't speak English. She's amazing. It's a miracle.

So. It's a goddamn nightmare. Yeah, she's a nightmare. So that's our Carl's cop cam this week. And these kids. Do we know what happened to her? Hopefully they deported her back to... Well, she's a U.S. citizen.

Hell. She's a U.S. citizen. But I believe. she was arrested for both trespassing and resisting. Good. Good, good, good. Carl, I think it's time for some voicemails, and they're brought to us by

our good friends in Syracuse. All right. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse. Not only do we excel at getting women's blood out of hotel carpet, we have a degree program in it. Call us, Diddy. See you

in Syracuse. Nice. Yeah, good point. We got to get new music. for that. I know. We need to figure that out. Maybe we'll get some isotope something. I have good isotope music for it.

Remind me. What does that look for? Is it good? No. Let me rephrase that. I have isotope music for it. Perfect. Can't wait to hear what you got.

Motherfucker. All right. Carl. You know what they should have done with that migrant lady that we watched earlier? Put her in Syracuse for six months and then bring her to Rochester. Oh, yeah. Honestly, and welcome back to heaven. Every single person.

who moves from Syracuse and Rochester never goes back. They all love it here. That seems to be the move. Yeah, take her to the mall. See if she digs it. Benny, Pat and Michigan, congratulations on the win, five in a row. Thank you. Amazing.

I just had a thought as the results came in this week that it seems like Carl's kind of turned into the Toronto Maple Leafs of the creep-off. Fuck you! You know, highly capable. Some would argue talented enough, but when it comes down to crunch time, you just kind of mails it in and shrivels up. I don't know what's going on with you, Carl, but I don't know. I've got to get your head in the game. Maybe too many irons in the fire, baby.

I don't know. Wow. Shape up. Wow. See you. Well, I do love the sentiment of the fact that the Maple Leafs do choke every year in the playoffs, which makes me happy. That is fine.

Those are fighting words right there. Well, that's rough. Next time we're in Michigan, you don't have to go track him down. Hey, pal, this is a Mary Swankanoodle. Your old buddy. I have a consequence. I was at my dad's, and we were watching his favorite movie, the legend of Boggy Creek. I grew up watching that piece of junk.

Anyway, there's an opening song that always creep me out. It's called, Hey, Travis Crabtree, nobody hears the flowers bloom but me. Oh, you creeps would love it. The consequence should be singing that song in a break. pretty dressed with a hat and the purse. Listen to this song. It's on YouTube. It's gross, man. You grim-oes would love it. All right. Thank you, Tiberius.

No more cross-dressing as consequences, please. Yeah, Carl, really can't. God damn it. Those photos are follow me. They're going to follow me around the internet forever. Yeah, I'm not going to play that song in here, but I will listen to it. We'll see if we can figure something out with that, just because I don't want to get hit with anything. All right. I got one more before you get it.

Yours, Carl. Love the show. So, I've been getting into Primus. There's a song called Hamburger Train. Carl, you need to add that to your win noises. Whenever you finally win, you sad bastard. All right. Love you guys.

Bye. Love you, too. So Hamburger Train. That's on, that's on, I know what album that is. Shit, I don't remember. So Hamburger Train, where that comes from is Pee We Herman, before he was Pee We Herman, Paul Rubin, says that in a Cheech and Chong movie. He goes, you're the guys from the hamburger train.

York Soda. Yes. You're the guys from the hamburger train. Got it. And I should grab that. That's a great drop. Good call. Hey, I just called a second ago.

I left the charitable message and I think I get you better. Okay. Here's my song to the creep off. One, two, three, and to the four, 100-pound Vinny couldn't fit through his door, trying to make an entrance but not get stuck because you know it hits their fat as fuck. Give him the microphone first before his heart burst like a bubble.

Titties and club feet together. Now you know you in trouble Ain't nothing but a creasing baby I think I just seen Vinny eat a baby The Carl Network is the label that pays me Unweighable So please don't try to weigh him Love you, Titty

Aww You know what? First I was a little offended I was like god damn it, that dude just laid it down It's got some flow doesn't he Somebody grab that Slaps some music behind it and let's go

He's got some flow I'm gonna play this This is a longer one I'll probably cut it off Okay I don't think it was meant to be played on air Which is why I think this is interesting Perfect. Check this out. Hey, Carl. I'm the guy who did the

anime Farquhar. I love that you put the first one up, but I'm a little disappointed that you didn't put the second one up. Maybe it was too long. I don't know. But what I was hoping is that it would be a trilogy. Is it, you know, you would put the first one up, put the second one up, put the third one up, then I would go away for a while, and then I would do it again. And, you know, we'd just keep making fun of Vinnie. The second one, the thing about it is that

Like at the end of it, I think I say something like, you know, he said his name was Carl, but that's Vinny pretending to be Carl. That was the whole joke. The whole joke is you could have been like, Gin, are you going around doing creepy stuff and pretending that you're me? That's not going to work. You know, I'm just disappointed you didn't show it on the creep off. I'm sorry, man. What is he talking about? All right.

So I don't even remember this, but I was playing a voicemail where there was talking about some news story about some store on Monday, Mab and someone was. do something creepy and at the end of it revealed that it was you or something like that. It was hard to follow. And then another one came in and it was even harder to follow. And then like that voicemail, I was supposed to know how to react to it and everything. And I apologize, sir. I appreciate your elaborate voicemail trilogy. Sir, can you please just send those back to us in rap?

Yes. Maybe we'll be able to understand it. And then we got this one too. Hey, Carl. I just wanted to call because I wanted to talk about the Rick Flair incident in Gainesville, Florida. But I am a Gainesville native, and I work at a local news station here, and we did a story on this. So I have a little information about it. I thought you'd want to take here.

So Rick Blair is not from here. He was only visiting Gainesville, Florida, because he was going to graduation ceremony at University of Florida for a family member. And after the ceremony, they went to Paizano's to celebrate, and the local restaurant here, which I know the owners, and they are nice people. never I Rick Flare was obviously I mean you saw the video he's being a dick

but he was Matt he was the issue where that started was when the kitchen manager was in the bathroom for what Rick Flair thought was way too long so he got very

he started cursing at the kitchen manager and I guess making fun of him because I guess he stunk up the bathroom Rick Flair called a poopie pants Yeah About it

Yeah he's not from here He's visiting Who cares if he's from there I know where he's from He lives in Atlanta Bye bye bye I'm sorry Did he correct us on something

Is that the story that we told? Yeah I'm pretty sure On that last week's bonus episode The week before that We watched the whole video Of Rick Flair calling it out And they argue with the manager

After they cut him off And my favorite line is Rick Flair says to the guy hey pal why do we take this outside like bed and the guy goes i would do that but i'm on the clock and rick's response is you're on the pussy clock pal that's right that was a pretty good comeback that was a pretty that's even better than that girl who had the uh vehicle accident at the airport and some of her comebacks oh god rick also said rick also told the waitress to give herself a thousand dollar tip that's right just to tell the manager to go fuck himself which is such a

Rick Flair, 1984 move, it's hysterical. Hey, I just want to respond to DeWired Christian in the chat. I don't normally do this, but now it's up a little ways now. But he says, I got to see Primus perform in Niagara Falls and perform over the falls. That song fucking sucks. There's so many better songs on that album. Why is Over the Falls a single? Why was that a sit?

Does anyone like that song? It was never one of my favorite. No, it's not a good one. I don't know how I missed this joke last week. talking about my creep who had a refrigerator full of penises. Hey, Vinnie. Talk about a peck of pickled peckers. I don't know how I miss that.

I'm very upset with myself. Well, that's why we have the listeners here to help us out. We appreciate it. We appreciate it. Podcast profit decided to say hello. Podcast profit here. Spirit speaking through me. Vinny, you fucking fat piece of shit.

Or Carl, you chickletooth motherfucker. Which one of you assholes played the wild card, bitches, at the beginning of the fucking show, indicating Vinny wins. You fucking ruin the whole, what's the point of having a fucking results girl? If you're going to get the results, we're in the fucking intro. Good point. You fucking retards. I think you fuck you, bye. Oh, and it was short.

That words illegal. You know what, Vinny? That's actually a very good point, because you also label it wildcard. So we got to change that. I had to think about that. Yeah, we've got to change that. So what do I have to do? Not label episodes when somebody's on GamePoint?

No. Well, we can talk about it. There's different options. We don't have to do a wild card after someone spins or when someone spends the real. Well, that's been our tradition is the first week back. Whatever. Traditions are made to be broken. It's not actually the saying.

No, it really wasn't. I know that's not the saying. All right. We ready for scum parade? Okay. Carl, let me ask you a question. Yep. Before I play our scum parade song today, I believe TJ, a gentleman started playing around with this AI music creator.

And he used AI to make us a scum parade song. Great. It's a little long, and I don't know if I'm crazy about the AI music. All right. I like it when the listeners are super creative and do stuff. This is pretty cool, but he did it in a ska style, which always makes me laugh. Okay. So we'll play it a little bit.

You tell me when to kill it. Scum parade, catapoles in the state of Florida, oh, what a charade in this wild carnival of chaos. The flames come out to play, calling vain the way, we're gonna skank till the break in day. We're moving to the rhythm, horns blaring in the air. Skagit into the tunes of rebellion, we don't have a care. The scum of society, we wear it with light from the darkest corners,

We all collide Call at Vinnie They're the kings of this skunk parade Marching through the madness Never afraid So put on your dancing shoes Let your worries fade Join the skank is none

In this wildestepa All right I'm killing it there I think if you give that to me Vinny I think I can edit it down to A nice little stinger for us Okay I'll send it over to you It's got potential It does have potential

It's got potential You just reminded me I don't want to help AI along anymore, though. That's my... I know, I know. I just reminded me... Thank you, T.J., for sending that in. You're a great dude.

I'm very excited to say I got my tickets for Noah Fox in Brooklyn in July. No shit. And they're playing all of Punk and Drupulik and all of War on Errorism at this show that I'm going to see, which are my two favorite albums. War on Aerism is an album that I also really enjoyed. Yes. Okay. They were very big into their George W. Bush ain't great phase at that point. Yeah, they didn't care for them.

Not a lot of people did at the time. Yeah. He wasn't just an old grandpa making pictures of dogs for everybody. No, back daddy, that's not what he was up to. Yeah. That's true. Question. Yes.

Who are you going with? Trucker Andy. All right, never mind. You want to go? You want to go with Andy. Oh. All right. Well, I'll stay back.

That's fine. No, you guys have fun. Tell me how it goes. I went to a baseball game with Andy once. That was enough. Yeah. Oh, you went to a football game with him too, didn't you? Well, thank God.

I didn't have to hang out with him for that. I ended up hanging out with Cardiff at the football game. That's right. That's right. Way worse. Way worse. If you told me Cardiff, I would have thrown up in my mouth. Just kidding. Cardiff and I were doing a show today.

Late o'clock, check it out. But before we do anything, Carl, let's finish this show, shall we? Yes. Let's do the scum parade, folks. We're to start in Australia, Melbourne. The police are searching for a man who perceives to, quote, be Asian in appearance. Okay. And age between 20 and 35 years old.

There's an urgent manhunt underway after a woman and her baby were abducted outside of a shopping center by a knife-wielding gentleman that has not been identified yet. This man is on the loose. What he did was he grabbed the woman, threatened her, forcing her into the car, into her own car, into the driver's seat. He then got into the backseat alongside the woman's child and demanded she drive to a series of tech stores where she was forced to buy him Apple MacBooks. You know the craziest part about the story, Vinnie? Is that Mac people are out of control. No.

What? This woman's driving a Suzuki. Did you know that there's still people driving cars made by Suzuki? I had no idea. Oh, so she's a lesbian. I, no, that's not, I think you're thinking of, um, oh, Subaru. Super, yeah. Oh, God damn it, what a terrible joke.

Suzuki, you're right. Suzuki, I've not seen a car that's a Suzuki since the 80s, maybe? No, they had those SUV. They had some Suzuki's for a while there. They made a little bit of a comeback. It didn't last long. Okay, yeah, maybe you're right. I just thought that part was crazy.

I'm like, listen, I had like a little crossover SUV, the Vitar or something. Like I totally understand the whole thing where you get a knife and then you force a woman to drive you to different MacBooks stores and buy different MacBooks and stuff like that. But in a Suzuki, only in Australia is what I'm going to say. So yeah. So they went around to what, four different stores to buy MacBooks? Yeah. So he would send her into the store and he would sit there and hold the knife on her baby. I'd be like, yeah, I want the pro.

You understand? I want the pro. Well, that's what I was thinking because they end up going to four different stores getting four of Macbooks. I'm guessing she got the specs wrong every fucking time. I'm like, she gets back. Okay, can I, can you please leave now? And he's just like, eight gigs of RAM? What am I going to do with this shit?

Eight gigs of RAM. Thanks. Thanks for nothing. Let's hit another store. So listen, I want this to be said. If you, if you are an Asian gentleman with a couple of shitty Macbooks and one good one. Yep. And you got them by holding a woman and her child at knife point.

Please turn yourself in by calling crime stoppers on 1-800-333-3. or submit a confidential report online at the Victoria Police Department's website. Turn yourself in, please. Take a bite out of crime. And if you know who this person is, ask him if you can have one of their computers. They don't need four of them. Good point. Good point.

Ventura County, California, ladies and gentlemen, a man pled guilty to raping. Oh, uh-oh. Shit, I fucked up. Uh-oh, you fucked up. Damn it! I want to play a game with you. Oh, damn it. I'm not going to tell you.

Don't want to spoil that. Let's play a game. Okay. Carl, this man raped something. Okay. Do you want to guess what it was? We're narrowing it down now. Yeah.

You want to guess what this gentleman raped? We were going to play a game called Guess What this guy did. Because look at this mugshot. Yeah. He looks like Guy Ferreari, the happiest he's ever been if he just, like, lost the tips and everything. Asian guy Ferreary. Okay. So I got to figure out what he just put his dick in.

Yeah. They got him this excited. Yeah. I'm going to go with that guy looks like a poodle fucker I'm going poodle fucker Betty

That's incorrect Carl It was his own little sister Oh god damn it Stephen Delacruz is 37 years old He pled guilty to eight felonies Including three counts of forcible rape Three counts of forcible oral copulation That's right

He went down on his own sister And two counts of sexual penetration By a foreign object Remember that old dice joke I was eating this girl's asshole And she said Why you eat my asshole And I said

Because your pussy tastes like shit Oh Pretty good joke I might go see Dice It next month Oh where's it gonna be Seneca Niagara I think that shit hole I would go to that

You want to go to Dice? I would go to that yeah All right we'll go to Dice Done So according to the Ventura County DA's office In 2019 the victim walked into the AXAR Police Department to report she was raped by her brother

when she was eight years old. The DA's office said Del Cruz Cruz would isolate the victim in their house and threatened to kill her if she ever disclosed the crimes. He was often armed with a knife. They were about six years apart and age. The district attorney's office initially filed charges in juvenile court alleging Del Cruz was 1415

at the time of the crimes. However, the case was eventually transferred to adult court. So the issue here is, this guy is 37 years old now. This is shit that happened when he was like 15 Statute of limitations There is no statute of limitations When you rape your little sister Okay

Is that true? Is that true? Okay, so that's actually good to know I feel like that should be a PSA We're always telling people that human trafficking is bad And stuff like that But why aren't we telling people like

Don't rape your sister Because you can get busted decades from now for it Yeah, you certainly can So what's he so happy about that? That's what I don't understand The fuck Did they tell him he was getting his picture taken for a party and then go, by the way, here's your sister. Oh, dude, we got a creep report just came in, Carl.

Yeah. Dush of the Dabbleverse. Thanks for the five bucks. Says, Carl, your brother told me he caught you slapping your bag to Helga and Lisa. God damn it. Grant, you're telling everyone everything. It's getting real noise. He's a real loose lips on that one.

My brother. I love Grant. He's a good guy. You know what he told me? What do you tell you? I will never defend my brother. I will never. He's what he tells everyone.

He goes around and goes, you know, I think you're funny, though. I don't know why he goes after you. I'll never defend him. That's what he said to me. He goes, depending you're not that fat. I don't know why my brother always says this. He's fatter than you are now. You look great.

That's what he told me. That my brother might have actually said. That's possible. That one I'll give you. I remember he was wearing a Mountain Dew shirt. I'm pretty sure. Oh, it had to be him then. Had to be him.

Had to be him. So this guy is going to be sentenced on June 27, that he can face up to 30 years in prison, which, you know, I'm fine with that. It's fine. Okay. A gentleman from. the Congo by way of Germany, in Germany by way of the Congo, let's get it correct. He was previously celebrated for his integration into German society after moving there. Okay.

He was just sentenced to nine years in prison. Nine years. Sounds like it'd be something pretty serious then, right? It was. He was Harold as a success story, Carl, so that's what makes it so sad. He has been sentenced to nine years in prison for raping and beating his own mother. Yeah, and when he was arrested, he goes, wait, that's illegal in this country? Yeah, Moise La Humbo, 30, received a sentence when the judge noted the cruelty of the crime.

He committed the offense shortly after being released from prison for a drug-related crime. So this guy's definitely on the wrong path. And he was celebrated earlier? Yeah. For being a model migrant? They shouldn't have passed those lines of coke around that party, his celebrating party. It just took him down a bad path. So he threatened his mother with a knife in the apartment they shared, demanding sex and rejecting her desperate offer to just,

take money for a prostitute. Cocaine's a hell of a drug. Mom. Make with the pussy, mom. Oh, God. That's awful. Come on. Is she hot? How hot is she? I don't know. So, this guy's chasing his mom around and she's like, take the money. She's

throwing over his shoulder. Take the money. Go get a hooker. And he's like, nah, ma. Can I just point something out real quick? Okay. So this guy raped his mother after just getting out of jail for drug charges. Yeah. And he got nine years? Yeah.

Doesn't that seem like it should be more than that? She must have been ugly. Seems like a problem. He must have, they think he suffered enough already. Oh, maybe that's it. All right, good point. Good point. So this gentleman is in a lot of trouble.

He had been previously celebrated in Germany, as I said, for successful integration. He arrived in Europe at the age of eight. He had a history of aggression and criminal activity, but was later portrayed as having turned his life around. Wait a second. The liberal media got a story about immigration. That's the point I can't believe it How is that possible?

They were just like Look at this guy He was a jail bunch He's not a jail right now He says he turned everything around Get a camera over here They write a story It's just like

Why we need even more migrants Who Rape their moms Oh and this is your mom Hey guys Could you cut out the part Of him open mouth kissing her Could you cut that part out Of the good

We're live sir Why is that always worse In my mind Open mouth kissing Is worse than having sex with your mom. Right? It's way worse.

It doesn't make sense, but it does. Oh, okay. His defense lawyer argued that he had consumed psychogenic substances and alcohol impairing his judgment. So he's blaming the acid. Yeah, it's not the acid. He found his mom's vagina so enticing. So he could have gone for,

the court rejected his, the defense's plea for, psychiatric treatment and they said you know what just sent him to jail for nine years just send him to jail we'll let him out in two and a half and we'll see what happens it's fine or you know we could try to get to the bottom of this and let him talk about his mommy issues with a therapist no no no no throw him in jail for a couple months i mean he this is germany the land of sigman Freud they should be able to really fucking help this guy but they didn't want to do that all right all right carl i want you to meet this fucking pig monster oh boy this fucking disgusting

filthy I don't describe this animal for me Carl Okay so this looks like Not someone's mom But someone's mom's sister Yep Who gets way too involved

And has a book club Yeah And knits at a young age Knits at a young age Definitely owns three or four cats She's not sure either She's wearing a Criwella DeVille t-shirt

Kind of a Disney dork Not the kind of person you want to get stuck in a conversation with. In fact, you know what? Is that your creep this week, Vitty? I'm voting for you. Just based on her appearance alone. Would you? No.

Okay. DeWiard Christian, this is a good one. That annoying aunt that dragged you onto the dance store at a wedding. Yes. Nailed it. Troy Smith, good point. Full Bush for sure. Oh, God.

Who would even know? She doesn't even know. No one's been down there. No one. Oh, man. So an online chat forum where depraved sadists would pay to watch videos of monkeys being put in blenders, burned, beaten, and dowson acid, was masterminded in part by this unassuming bitch. Holly Legressley, 37 years old, today admitted she had uploaded 22 images and 132 videos to the site between March and May of 2022. Last year, the Sorted Global Network and Animal of Animal Abusers were exposed after a year-long investigation by the BBC.

see, they found individuals online were commissioning the depraved videos. So, Vinnie, the blender sounds awful, right? Putting monkeys in a blunder. It sounds like a punchline of a joke, though. Sure. But I got to think that's better than being burned or doused with acid. What are your thoughts on that? What would you rather have out of those three?

The acid? Really? You want your skin and bones to melt? Do I want to be in a fucking blender? I don't know, man. I feel like the blunder would. just get it done. Holy shit.

And the winner is Troy Smith today. Hannah Fatsby. Yes. Perfect. Correct. I don't know how we didn't see that. God damn it. Hannah Fatsby.

Speaking of unfunny, I watched Unfrosted last night. We could talk about it later. Why? Because I had to. I had to see what this thing was and it's incredibly bad. I'm not even like morbidly curious. Oh, I was.

Can I ask this question? Was he trying to make a kid's movie? It can't possibly be. a kid's movie. There's too many adult references in it. Every single thing in it is for people who would be much too old to think that's entertaining. Well, now Larry's available. Maybe they should

get back together. I don't think Larry's going to want to be anywhere near Jerry after that turn. After that turn of the punch bowl. Meaning, my wife wanted to turn it off about 17 different times. I'm like, no, we're watching this fucking movie. I have to know why this was made.

I have to know everything about it. I'll never watch it again. You realize there's a camera here and you're describing spousal abuse You're right That's a good point I mean Allegedly In Minecraft

All right This fucking evil woman They said that there is a Monkey hating community As it's known to its members They commission It's called compound media Can I name this episode

Compound Media If you want I might So these people who live in Thailand and Indonesia Apparently hate monkeys Like they live there, they're around them They fucking hate the fucking things And so they're the ones who are commissioning these videos

As well as people who are really fucking sick And like watching this stuff Now The Gore-obsessed woman who lives with their parents in the Midlands Was discovered as part of a year-long probe Into the Global Network of Monsters For years, they're violent. habits have gone unpunished, but now those caught indulging the Serbian Underground Network

Network could face jail time. Now, apart from her, they found four other people that were arrested. And as far as like one lady in Alabama who worked at a school. Yeah, it's a weird, I've said this many times. The internet's not good for people. We're connecting people who should have never gotten connected in the natural world. Yeah, there's a guy that he's described as a sadist. Michael McCartney was charged in Virginia with a conspiracy to create and distribute the animal crushing footage. You know, Vinnie,

in 1976, people who wanted to watch monkeys get tortured and put in blunders never met up. They never met someone else who was also into that. Well, let me tell you about better times. In 1776, when you wanted to see a monkey get crushed, you had to buy a ticket. That's true.

You couldn't just do it from your house. I didn't know where you were going with that. I didn't either. I was like, It's a really fucking weird choice. Oh, where we go with 1776, I wonder. McCarty dubbed the Torture King. It was one of the three key distributors who was identified in the probe into the cruel monkey torture gangs. He managed multiple group chats for the monkey torture enthusiasts all over the world by using coded messaging app telegram.

If you know anybody who has telegram on their phone, they're probably up to no good somewhere. Yeah, they like to say that telegrams is this encrypted messaging service. I don't think it is. I think that the reason why they plant that is to get all the creeps. to be like, oh, sweet, I can talk about all this shit over telegram, then they all get busted. But maybe I shouldn't be saying that. Maybe I'm ruining their plans.

Good point. This guy McCarthy is toothless from years of heroin addiction. He goes by Mike. He spent two decades with, I think, the Hells Angels or some motorcycle game before going to prison. It was during the pandemic that he first stumbled upon monkey torture videos, and he was really into it. And he set up a telegram group called Apesk.

cage and he set it up to be the ringleader and his name was Mr. Ape. Okay. Or for a gentleman by the name of Mr. Ape whose identity has not been revealed. That's very offensive. Monkeys and Apes are not the same. People who think that they're the same, it's just not the case.

This forum was filled with polls asking members which form of torture they wanted to see next. Hammers, screwdrivers, terrible fucking things. You know what I liked about this article, Vinnie? What? How many times they reiterated that this And a woman lives at home with her mom and dad still.

They must mention that in every paragraph. Hey, Carl. Yeah. Jake Hudson's putting you in your place. Whoa, whoa, what's going on, Jake? I thought we were friends. I was, uh, him and I were just emailing about me doing his show. Wow.

Well, apparently you're not invited anymore. Oh, no. I don't know what I did. I imagine ran your mouth. Now, Jake Hudson was in the chat going, let me on or let me up, right? he wanted to He wanted us to send him the link or something He doesn't realize that we're doing the creep off

This isn't a random house party Coming in hang out with us type of show Yeah We don't give listeners the link on this show That's not something that happens This is not MLC You don't just go from a chatter To a regular co-host

Yeah Not cool Jake Not cool you come on here And you attack my co-host Let me tell you someone You attack my co-host You're attacking me daddy I got

I'm like, uh-oh, what's going to happen here? This is not going to last. Now, let's see how long it takes for Carl to defend me next time when someone asks him to play the Vinnie's fat song. Oh, hold on. Oh, you want to hear, Vinnie's fat? I got that right here, actually. You give me that fat finger, Vinny.

Vinny's fat around. He has to win a least 600 pounds in his fat. Vinny, let's get caught up on these super chats. There was a couple that snuck through there when we weren't paying attention. Let's do that. Hey, man. This one came in from Amanda Lynn Nappy. Thanks for the 999.

This super chat is on behalf of Mr. Magenta. What a talent. The Cowboys still have fans and I'm still Team Carl. Nice. Thank you, Amanda Lynn Nappy. I'll let you down, but stick with it. Hey, dang lizard. Nice to see you today.

Thanks to the five euros. Kman, your super chats. Your super cuts die job doesn't look too good. Leave them gray. It's not like you had to cover Frost. tips to something. No more just for grays. So this is interesting because

depending on the white, my hair looks every different type of color. People always accuse me. I saw people were accusing me of dyeing my beard. Minnie, I don't dye my hair, except for that one time because I lost a bet to Bob Levy, but I don't dye my hair ever. I promise you that. Make the first post

spin be wildcard. That's kind of what we do, Hamilton Burger. Make the first? Oh, nobody's saying post spin. So he's saying that, well, Okay, we spin the wheel after somebody wins, and then the next episode's a wild card. Oh, okay. That way we won't give it away.

That's one way to do it. Okay. All right. Dush of the Dabbleverse, thanks for the five bucks. Carl, your brother told me he caught you slapping your bag to Helga and Lisa. Yeah, we got that one. I just wanted to read it again. Yeah, I'm sure you did.

Hey, you know what? Guess what? I'm flattered. This guy's slapping his bag. Can you believe that? Were you the one who, I think you're the one he'd message me? and said that Ray DeVito's Lisa Boswell Impression is the worst thing you've ever heard. That was the worst episode of your show I've ever heard of my life.

I wasn't even going there and just saying. Also, I'll do it. Our listeners told you enough, what the fuck was that? I mean, does this man not understand anything about how to be a co-host? And I'm telling you something right now. I'm a bad co-host. This guy fucking sandbagged you every five seconds. He's worse than Cardiff.

This is my favorite example of that. We're talking about this UFO podcast. and the guy brings up that he's friends with Kirk Hammett from Metallica and that Kirk Hammers really into UFO stuff and so I brought up how Tom DeLong from Blink 1282 like quit music to be a UFO reporter for a while it's pretty well known and Ray DeVito goes

yeah I don't know if their songs really stand up you know what I mean like they were great when they came out but now I don't know it's like these got old guys are like singing about like high school and stuff you know and that he followed up with Green Day holds up but Green Day holds up you know what I mean I'm like, is this a 90s pop-pump discussion that we're having? All of a sudden, what does happen? Two sides of the same retarded coin, okay?

It was crazy. And he wanted to talk about Weezer albums, which ones were good? I was like, what the fuck is that? I really like the White album. It came out a little later that one was good. I mean, the great album's got some hits out of it, though, Carl. Yeah, I'm sure. Can we talk about this UFO signing now?

What are you doing an expo? What is this 60 minutes you have on? You're doing an expo? say that UFOs? What the fuck were you thinking? You didn't like that either? No. I was hoping that Ray would have some funny takes on UFOs, and I go, wait, what's your

take on UFOs? He's like, I bet there's life out there, man. You see all those stars in the sky? It's a lot of stars. There's probably life out there. I'm like, okay, Jesus, the weakest take ever. Jesus Christ, girl. Well, that's this ugly woman who hopefully will go to jail for the

rest of her life. Don't hurt animals. Stop torturing animals, everybody. Be nice to animals, please. Unless the dog that live next door to me that barks every morning at 6 a.m. If you're not that dog, you should not be tortured, in my opinion. A few years ago in the spring, my neighbor started feeding feral cats for some reason, putting cat food out on her front step.

Sure. What do you mean for some reason? It's because they care. Fuck. You write the fuck off. These cats decided on the other side of my fence to have kittens that were just back there to make my dog go goddamn insane. Oh, no, that sucks. Oh, fucking A.

I hate animals outside. Adopt them and love them, but be nice to them. Thanks, everybody. That's my message today. Carl, is there anything else we need to cover? No, hackamania. We now have tickets available to stream Hackamania. If you can't be there in Vegas with us, you can still watch all of the programming.

If you use our promo code, this got very convoluted today, I have to say on Melton's show, but I heard him explaining this. If you use our promo code, then we get all the proceeds, I believe is what he said. Oh. But then he said, depending on what you watch, so maybe it's nothing to do with the promo code. I think he said, depending on what you watch, the people that you watch will get the money. So if you watch just the creep off and nobody likes onions, then your money is divvied up between those two programs. So he said if you hate Carl

and you don't want to watch these podcasts, he won't get a penny of it. It's the exact example that Patrick Milton gave today. He's like, I know a lot of people are messaging me. So what? I got to get dragged down with you. A lot of people, he goes, a lot people messaging me, they don't, they hate Carl, they don't want to see Carl. Don't worry. Carl won't

get your money. I've got to fucking unhitch my wagon. So actually, I'll bring this up. We know that Rock Bottom podcast will be there in Vegas with us, Ray DeVito. If you don't watch his program, he won't get a penny. So please buy the online streaming package, use the promo code creep, and check out the show. It's going to be a lot of fun.

We got biggest problem in the universe is happening Friday night. Very exciting. Stand-up comedy show, including my buddy Vinnie Paulino on that. My brother's doing stand-up. Jerry's doing stand-up. Jerry from Binghamton? It's got a set he's doing. You know, I don't want to blow his cover, but he sent me a text this week.

Jerry did? This is a very exciting news. I'll tell you off air. I don't know if I'm allowed to share. All right. He might not be from Binghamton anymore. Nice. It might be from somewhere a little closer.

Nice. Syracuse. Maybe a little closer. Okay. Well, after he watched what that migrant thinks about this place, he might want to think twice about it. Yeah, I'd rather go live in Batavia. Ugh. All right, kids.

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