The Creep Off - Episode 215: Memorial Day Scum Parade

Episode Date: May 27, 2024

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I got to get on an airplane. I got to go to Las Vegas. I got to do like three shows, Carl. Dude, our jobs suck. You know, I got to go all the way to Vegas. For what? To entertain people? And you know what the, you know what?

These people, they get to watch the show from their houses if they want to because it's streaming now. That is correct. 1999. You can purchase the streaming package and watch all the podcasts, all the comedy shows from the comfort of your own drug den. So I just want you all to know I'm talking down going to Las Vegas just to make those of you can't make it feel better, even though I probably shouldn't. You should have gotten your plane tickets. You should be going to Vegas to join us. Wait, so you're saying that part of the appeal of going to these shows is because we'll be in Las Vegas.

Is that what we're telling me, Vinnie? Yes. That's what I'm saying. Who's not going to Vegas? Who's missing out on this? What are you doing? I'm going to stream it. Okay, stream it.

You go right ahead. But let me tell you this. If you do stream it. And if you are coming and you haven't gotten your tickets yet, use promo code creep for 20% off hackamania.com. Carl, you want to do a creep off? Let's do it. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids.

Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. This is very disrespectful. vomit-inducing thing. Ola! Creepos, welcome to you another edition of your favorite true crime

podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host, my name is Vinny, and joining me from his home studio today. It's hot. Cucka, Caryl! What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? You know, this is obviously Memorial Day here in the United States. Everyone has the day off, and we're doing things a little bit differently for that reason. People get together with family and things.

But when we messaged about this, I thought you weren't going into the studio today. Now I feel like you just don't want to see me in person. Because there you are. I could have been to the studio today. Yeah. It's not a far drive for me. I know.

Yeah. And now you're like, we'll just do it from home. Yeah. And now it turns out you just didn't want me there? Yeah. Well, I mean, actually, the internet of my house sucked again, this worded. So I was just like, fuck I have to go and to go do this. So because I love you creepos.

I drove into the office on Memorial Day. Oh, I'm sorry, forgive me. On Super Chat Monday, I drove into the office to come to entertain the people. It certainly is. Carl, before we get too far into things today, I want to let everybody know this is not going to be a normal episode. We're doing a skump parade today, an extended scum parade. We got some of your voicemails. And we're going to go over some of those because there's some interesting things in there this week.

I believe there's also a story that you wanted to discuss with everybody. a little bit? I do, and we talked about it. Should we get into or should we do results first? We'll talk to Danny, but we'll just tease. Yeah, let's talk to Danny first. This is a tease. There's a, there's a story that's Carl is so fucking obsessed. Every time I talk to Carl. Everyone is.

I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit. I sent my friend Nick a message yesterday and I just said, yeah. Yeah, what did you tell him? I just said, hey, bud, sorry to hear about your troubles. Wish nothing but the best for you and your fam. What are you right back to you? Nothing.

Yeah, that's what I figured. Not a thing. I have a feeling he's not answering a lot of text messages. I don't care. I just want to be nice. From a streamers these days. Well, yeah, I do want to talk about that because so much has come out and Aaron Imhol is now spilling everything. It's insane what he's doing right now.

So I do want to talk about that a little bit. But let's get results first. Let's do that. Here to bring us the results, ladies and gentlemen. Danny, Danny, read in results. Oh, dandy. Please won't you post that fan? All over the Patreon, Danny, Danny, that body's so uncanny.

Boy, smooth like lamb and shandy. Oh, yeah, she's my creep girl. Hi, guys. Hi, Danny. What's happening to Danny? Oh, not much. Happy Memorial Day. Same to you.

What do you got going on today? Any festivities planned? Oh, we're going to an amusement park. Nice. Yeah. Could you imagine having to be her kid at the amusement park with all of these lectures Oh, my God, your poor kids. I know.

I'm so glad my mom looked like me. Yeah, they're like, we want to go home with your mommy after this. Sorry, no, you got to go with your mommy. I'm sorry. Oh, that works. All right. Well, Danny, I hope you're coming to bring some good news and tell me that my winning streak is intact and that Carl is going down to nothing.

Well, we'll find out. Yeah, let's see what happened. Let's remind everyone what the competition was last week. okay last week's category was the creepiest gardener yes with 63% of the vote the winner is Mr. Carl Hamburger I'm going to be honest with you I was starting to panic

the wind streak that you had going there viti was brutal and I needed a W thank you to all the creepos, the creepomaniacs who voted for me on the creepoff.com this past week. I appreciate it. You mean the judas is? No, the fine people who listened to the show

and determined who brought the bigger creep and realized that my presentation was just far superior. Far. Yeah, that's a pretty sizable vote, don't you think? I had 63%. Six weeks in a row says I'm going to turn it to Eric Bischoff. All I'm going to do is talk about 88 weeks from 25 years ago.

Okay. I had a six week. Wooden Street going, but the competition will resume in Las Vegas this upcoming week. And there will be, there will be a winner in the room. The loser will be wearing a very embarrassing

t-shirt that we need to discuss, Carl, what we wanted to say. The live consequence in Vegas. And you're going to probably what I'm thinking is, you have to wear that t-shirt for 24 hours from when you lose. So you'll be wearing it for WATP live. I'd be wearing it in the pool

the next morning. Yeah, yeah. With the poker tournament, you wear your cool t-shirt. Wet t-shirt at the poker tournament. It'll happen. So, Danny, I got some news for you, my dear, before we get you out of here today. The listeners love you, and they are just leaving songs for you everywhere. This one was left on the voicemail, Danny, and this one's a little slow, but this is probably a perfect song for this show. This is creepy as shit.

Oh, Danny girls. results your reading who'll spin the wheel and who'll be free to go and for you leave for some savings and lending oh Denny girl oh Denny girl

please show your toes you know that was really choked up I was really feeling it just it just felt like there was so much behind that and it was so beautiful and then he does the toes thing well keep his shoes on Carl there's one more for Danny and this one came in for Mr. Magenta and boy

he's got a thing this guy's got a bad reading results and looking so sexy a 10 out of 10 she's pure eye candy Carl Vini who gets the victory There's only one who can say Danny The Melf-A-Lomb goes off through the country As we all beg for the cow bikini Queen of the creep off sims she stands tall

The greatest creep girl That's actually an attack on Titan theme song That he did for me Did you request that? Did you request that Or he just sent that to you? We've been correspondent and I've been talking about, like, music I like and stuff, and I like a lot of anime openings.

I'm not going to lie. All right. Can I just say something real quick? I'm not suggesting anything is happening here, but I just want to say, Mr. Magenta, please don't scare our results, girl, off of our show, all right? Please don't creep her out and send her running. Yeah.

And also, please don't go work in a bank. Just keep doing what you're doing, Danny. Thank you. Yes, thank you. Have a great day. Have a great day at the amusement. Park. Yes, have fun.

Me too, guys. Thank you. All right. We'll see you next week. Bye, Danny. Actually, we won't see her next week. We'll see her in two weeks. I'll give Mr. Magenta plenty of time to get his act together.

Hey, Carl, we got a couple of comments here. Flex gifted who are these podcast memberships. Thank you, Flux. I appreciate it. And Mason and Portland says he's going to see in four days, Carla. Yes, we'll be hanging out. Looking forward to it, buddy. Feels like a vague threat to me.

Flex also said, good day, all. and late. Good day to you. And then King of all dabblers, thanks for the 10 bucks. This is for Moonhead, F. Carl. Couldn't agree more. Fuck you!

Now, my friend, Carl, do we want to talk about your story last, or do we want to talk about your story first? We'll get it out of the way on the top. Let's do it. I mean, because I can't remember where we left off. We talked about this on the creep-off bonus that we did. We did a bonus show that was a,

crossover between who are these podcasts and the creep off on Friday. And I can't remember if we had all the details about them searching Nick Ricada's home or not. Do you remember what we talked about? We just know that there was cocaine found in a gun. So how they found those things, we did not know. We didn't know if Nick pulled out the gun and tried to shoot him. We don't know. Okay.

So this is the crazy part and all the things that are coming out now. And I cannot wait for the body cam footage to come out. This is going to be amazing when we can watch how this all went down. What if we get it for Vegas? That'd be amazing. No, it's not going to come out that quickly, but we'll get it eventually. FOIA the shit people. Nick Riccata, so they get the search warrant to go search Nick Rickator's house

because there's concern about child endangerment, child neglect, whatever it is. There's five children in Nick Rada's home. Now, the other people in Nickricade's home are Nick's wife and April Imholt, Steeleto's wife. What's she doing over there? Yeah, it turns out They say she's the living nanny But it's actually

Nick's fuck buddy Anyway This we don't have to get into all of that Because Aaron's going around Spilling all the beans about all the wife swapping And all the things that went down And the drug-fueled fights And everything that's going on is crazy

What he's telling everyone I can't believe he's making this out public But whatever, that's his thing But what does he have any brain in his head That he's going to get into all the private stuff about this And the dude is a lawyer like isn't Nick Nick is a lawyer he is but my thought on it is not even that the idea that Aaron Imholt is going around talking about and then April was getting into Coke and then I was

doing Molly and then she's sleeping with Nick and then I'm doing that I'm like dude don't you guys have like a family and friends and shit that you just want to keep this stuff private around like he seems to be really going scorched earth on April and Nick like he wants to ruin them it's crazy it's crazy what he's up to give him time it sounds like they're on a pretty destructive path but can I just add this I said this to you on the bonus show there's not a lot of guys you can make money off their divorce so I know tip of the head he is killing it for sure what else could you say this guy I mean that's the only reason he can be doing this and telling all the details is the key people watching his shit and get subscribers there's a lot of people making money off his divorce like Gino Bisconti we played the clips on WTP this weekend Gino Bisconti was reading private text messages between him and April, which is crazy. But all right, let's get into what happened.

So there's a search warrant. The police actually pull Nick over on the way to the house. So they let Nick know. They're like, yeah, we're sending people to the home. We have a warrant. And can you just give us the code on the front door?

So he's driving home and they pull him over. He's not even at the house. Correct. He's not at the house. So at the house, there's four children, four of Nick's children. and April and Kayla, Nick's wife.

And the police show up and they say, police, we have a warrant, we want to come in. One of the children goes to the door and says, we're not letting you in. They send one of the little girls to the door to tell the cops, fuck off, you're not getting in here. Did they give her a white flag? Do they give her like a flag or something to wave?

I don't know. That's why I wanted to see this footage. I can't wait to see what happened because, okay, so then the police say to Nick, like, hey, we have this warrant. He demands to see it. They show it to him. He goes, okay, throws it to the ground.

They're like, can you just give us the code so we can get into the door? And Nick goes, no, I'm not giving me the code. So they had to use a battering grant to knock the door down. Vinny, this is nuts. So you have four children inside. How old are the kids? Do we know how old the kids are? I don't know that.

I don't know. But they're all minors. There's not like 18 and 20 year old kids in there. Right. So they're batting down the door. They knock down the door. And then they go in there. And these fucking dumb.

This is what I can't figure out. This is what I can't wrap my head around. I need someone to explain this to me. It's why I have to see this footage. The police come in, they go into the master bedroom. There's Coke everywhere. They find over 25 grams of cocaine. It's a shit ton of cocaine.

There's credit cards out with powder on it. They're finding Coke all over different things. There's guns out, just loose. There's ammunition out. There's shell casings for some reason out. And when the police come to the door And they go, we have a warrant we're coming in. The first, if you're not going to let them in, you run and you secure the guns.

You dump the fucking Coke in the toilet. Like you get rid of all the shit they're about to find as quickly as possible. They found ketamine. They found all this shit. I guess there was a brown powder they found as well. People are speculating it might be Molly. We don't know. So there's all this crazy shit they find.

And of course, they get arrested for possession, possession with guns, which were not probably secured, which is child endangerment, all this crazy shit. And it just seems like a lot of this could have been avoided if April and Kayla were smart enough to take action when the police show up. Dina Marie 84. They were just larping his characters in Goodfellas. That's all we had, April! April!

Honestly, you know, it's funny you say that. That's obviously the iconic moment in that movie. But I think that Nick is so drug crazed that they probably were afraid. That he's Sandy from Goodfellas? Yeah, they probably were afraid. to dump the Coke and be like, dude, I would have got us out of this. I'm a lawyer. You know, they probably were afraid to get rid of the cocaine because they had just

bought a giant supply. So this is a crazy story. Do you know what the value is of 25 grams? Does anybody know the street value on that? I honestly don't know. I've never bought an ounce. An ounce is $1,000. So it's about $1,000.

Okay. According to some random person, according to Dr. Scotty Jones. I'll take his word. sounds it sounds like it could be right he's getting to have a lot of problems but uh no 25 an ounce is 27 grams i'm pretty sure so 25 grams is not over an ounce okay at least 50 bucks a hundred million dollars all right somewhere between 50 bucks and a hundred million dollars whoa say a thousand okay i i'm just wondering because because like it doesn't seem like that

much like you hit an ounce of cocaine is a lot it's a lot more than you think it is it's like It's a lot. Powder does not weigh very much. It's a lot, yes. So the other crazy part of the story, and this story is wild. I am telling you, I'm feeling weird about it now.

I don't even want to know anymore. I know too much. But the other part that's wild is that they all get, they all get taken to jail. And April has all the charges dropped, dismissed. April's, you're free to go. Have a great day. And so there's speculation.

Aaron Inholt said this. on Gino show. He called on the Gino show and said this. He's like, uh, April might roll over on these two. She's definitely going to have to testify in the trial if they don't take a plea deal, but she might roll over. She's already walked out. They walked, they let her walk out. They let her walk out. And I was watching another attorney on YouTube talk about this. And what he said was based on what testimony she provides, this could be way worse.

They could bring a lot more charges because they get the charges. based on what they found in the house when they executed the search warrant. But she's been there for the last six months with all these drug-fueled parties and what they're doing with the children and everything like that. Who knows what might come out as part of this deal for April? I mean, I don't know.

I'm speculating, but this is what I'm seeing. Yeah, we needed that money, April. I know. I can totally picture Nick losing his mind over them. We flushed the Coke. The cops were here. We thought we should. I just feel like when you get into a situation like this, you know

I know lawyers I have a lot of friends who are lawyers and they could live dangerously because they feel like they have like the safety cushion because Oh Nick definitely is like that He's very arrogant You knows everything there is to know

He's one of those guys Like when we were watching the cop cam The cop pulls him over just like Just so you know You can't even use your lights to pull me over It's like it's federal So you get these two women in your house And they're doing drugs

And this is the vibe Like you have this alpha male like position where I could deal with the law, I could deal with all this. They probably felt safe as shit, leaving that shit out and stuff like that. You know, they probably felt invincible. That's what drugs do to you.

Mixed with the other brand of arrogance, special brand of arrogance. Yep. And the other thing that Aaron said on his show today did a show with Gino might still be going. But don't go over there. Watch us. The other thing that Aaron said, he goes, based on my experience with hanging out with the ricadas

and they used to go over there all the time, the four of them would hang out because based on my experience the police found baggies out on the nightstands in the bedroom and stuff like that that means they were actively using at that time because they put it all away in a safe when they're not using it so the fact that it's out tells me that maybe they were a little bit out of their fucking minds being based on the photos we saw the mug shots that seems to check out so maybe they weren't thinking all that clearly at the same time. Chris Primer. We had access to too much money, too much equipment, and little by little, we went insane. Slippery fucking slope. That's what they tell you about these drugs,

kids. That's right. That's what Nancy Reagan was saying. Don't do them. You know how they say drugs lie? I always thought that was kind of stupid. I'm like, well, I don't even talk to drugs. Drugs and lawyers. It's fucking crazy. Right. Drugs and lawyers lie. What do you know? Carl, what a fucking crazy story. So last I heard, I did see something that August is going to be the next court date. Is that true? Correct. Yes. So he's got a little bit of time to get this mopped up.

Well, and the conditions that he agreed to, because I was watching the arraignment, of course, because I'm glued to this, but the conditions he agreed to are that he has to stay clean, uh, random testing. And the, no, no guns, no drugs, no alcohol,

no nothing. Uh, and so he's on this. I mean, I understand it. I understand why the judge would order that. But if you're a dude who's been doing Coke for months on Benders and they're just like, yeah, you're not allowed to do Coke, you're not even allowed to have a beer. That's fucking torture. Well, and that's what Aaron's saying. Dude, listen to Aaron is fucking rubbing this in and doing this victory lap.

He is rubbing it in April and Nick's face so fucking hard because what Aaron was doing all weekend was golfing and going to bars and taking selfies of him drinking beers and going, ah, it's so nice to be able to drink a beer out of the bar. and go golfing and have a beer. It's like, wow, what a dick. What a dip shit. Aaron's Handley is so poorly, he comes across as such an asshole in all of this. But anyway, that's my own fascination.

We can move on with the show. But where are his kids? With him? Well, that's the other crazy thing is that he says that, so his ex-wife is Ashley Leroux, and so the three of them have their children together. And he goes, Ashley is completely forgiven me. And we have no problems. and I still have the kids and he still has the same custody deal.

I'm like, how is that possible? It makes no sense to me. Aaron's kids are younger than the next. He's got a very young family and he was exposing them in all this horse shit. And actually, he's just like, ah, that's my pencils have erasers. Don't worry about it. Minnesota, man. The Midwest is fucked.

The Midwest is fucked. Yeah. I think that's what we're learning. We might need to do a deep dive into the Midwest soon. That's why Cardiff is so weird. No shit. I mean, like, that's why Fargo is continually, continually to be my favorite show and movie of all time because the Midwest is just a fucked up place. It seems very innocent.

Hey, Carl, we're going to hit some voicemails before we jump into the scum parade. Oh, okay. We have a couple of creep reports. Here's one. Hey, Vinnie, this is prep boy, Rick. I just wanted to say that, my goodness, I have a creep report for you, some guy who, uh, who kicked a guy off of a of a live show in April of last year, if I remember correctly. Oh, I remember.

Yeah, yeah, that dude who lives up in Minnesota. Man, he got arrested for drugs and, uh, and possessing a firearm. That's, that's, that's pretty fucking creepy. That's pretty fucking weird. Yeah, it is. I should remind, I should remind everyone, because we talked about on the bonus show, but not everyone, here's the bonus shows. You should.

You should sign up for our Patreon at the Creepoff. Patreon. We were talking about the fact that the last time we hung out with Nick was in Philadelphia. We did the Dick Show, Who Are These Podcasts Crossover? And Vinny came up to do a segment that he had prepared for about Ash, the Infinifat woman. And you know, Vinny loves talking about Infinefatties. I like talking about Infinifatts almost as much as I like talking about that reality show. Right.

And there's five chairs, five microphones. And Nick Riccata would not give up his chair to Vinny, even though Vinny was scheduled to be on that segment. And so Vinny was not happy with Nick after that. And I'm assuming that you got your comeuppance, right? You're good now? You feel good about this? I send him a message. I hope he's okay.

That is nice of you. That's fair. Look at you. I just sit there and watch these people who do me wrong. No, just kidding. Yes, right. Yeah, exactly. You got to start tweeting out if you have a beer later today.

Make sure to tweet that out and tag Nick in it. You know, this is what I thought when, uh, when he, wouldn't move. You think you could get away with that without having legal ramifications? You're out of your fucking mind. Dude, breaking news. Breaking news. It's now being

speculated based on what we just talked about. Speculation is not breaking news. You're the one. No, this is breaking speculation. It's now being speculated that you're the one who went to the pastor that got the warrant issued against the ricatus. This is your plan all long. You're like, I'll just pick

my spot. I'll pick my spots. As soon as Aaron started talking about how he did Coke and Molly with the reganhas and stuff, you're like, oh, I know what to do. Wow, Vinny. I'm not going to fuck with you anymore. Dude, you're a great guy. I love you. Fuck, yeah. Take my Porsche of the Patreon money. You're the boss money. Jesus Christ.

None of that is true. But I do have a really, another actual creep report. That was fun. Moving on. this is horrified that this happened at some guy's job i have a creep report so the creep off uh so my co-worker came into work the other day and uh he clocked in at about four o'clock in the morning grabs a handful of parts that we usually sort and just goes outside and just starts baseball hucking these motherfuckers at geese and it was just this one goose that he targeted and it turns out that the reason why he was doing that was because he's trying to scare it away from the nest.

So then once the male goose just goes off, he goes and grabs the fucking nest and just start stomping the fucking eggs out of it. One story short, he ended up getting fired on the spot. But yeah, what a fucking creep. What about arrested? It's fucking insane. By the way, geese do suck. I could understand wanting to do that, but that's hilarious.

Wow. Cardiff makes a good point, just so I could prove to everybody that I did not call a pastor about Nick Cricketa. He took my chair, not my sandwich. Okay, Lady Kay. That's true. We did go out and get some Philly cheese steaks that afternoon. Oh, I didn't.

Nick wasn't stealing any cheese steaks from us. That's true. So somebody calling to yell at me about last week's competition. Oh, yeah, I had to call back, by the way, Vinny, because fuck you fumbled the bag. A whore strangler? a whore strangler. Really? That's all? How long you've been doing this show and you're still pulling out horse stranglers? That's basic bitch shit.

You've praised your passion for glory. I'm sorry. But you've just clearly ended your streak. Anyway, don't call me back. I won't. All right. Good call. Good call. I like that. He's not. wrong. He is not wrong. I get right. And we have one last one. This is a great suggestion for the month of June, Carl. Hey there. This is Hugh S.A. I'm calling in because we all know the creep-off is an ally to the LGBT Club Plus community. No one has brought more positivity toward the LGBT community than the creep-off. And Pride Month is coming up. So I propose that for the four weeks of Pride Month, you do L for lesbian, G for gay, B for

I, and T for trans, creep categories for each week of Pride Month. Yeah, this is a very long voice mail. I'm going to cut it off, but not a bad suggestion, kind of fun. I love it. I love that idea. I think we should. We're going to be celebrating Pride. Even though people in that community are not creeps, it's going to be very.

hard to find people acting in inappropriate manners from that community. But, you know, I'm not afraid to do the research, Vinny. I'm not afraid to dig deep. Yeah. We're going to have to work really hard on this one. So it's basically giving us the month off. Thanks. Good suggestion, bro. God damn it. It's ruined everything I said. All right. Carl, are you ready to do a skump parade? I am. All right. Well, let me hit the music then properly. And we're on it. of these fuck charades that these creeps have made Scum parade

Vinny and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat scum parade You know before I start this

Our friend Brett Hatley Brent Hatley sent us a super chat I saw that. Brent Hattley says, my heart goes out to air and swinging can take a toll on a marriage, meth, big black cocks and metal concerts hurt my career. My internet hiatus was a lifesaver. I think that is the real Brett Hattley. I believe that that is what he wrote just now. Nice to hear from you, Brent. It's been a while. Oh, and somebody else did make that comparison, though. It's just real quick because I was on the Brent Hattley thing back when he was doing the show with his wife. And then they started swinging and making porn and doing all this shit. And they're all like celebrating their drug use and partying and something like that. It doesn't last forever.

I got to tell you, that lifestyle, it doesn't work. It doesn't work long term. Are you trying to tell me that the lifestyle of giving the person away to other people to fuck them better, the person that you live with and I have a, you know, a contract with. While increasing your drug use more and more, yeah. Yeah. Huh.

Doesn't seem to work out real well. I got to make a phone call. What is Cardiff saying? Oh, Cardiff says, thank you for the 279 Minnesota. He says, for the moops. Oh, wait. For the moops? Oh, the troops.

The troops. He met the troops. Just a typo, Cardiff. Cardiff is up in Minneapolis, creepy Minnesota right now in his backyard, drinking a Budweiser. We got that one. Uh-oh. Duce of the Dabbleverse, thanks for the two bucks.

Gino said Carl was trying to take Aaron down. Is that true, Carl? I've been messaging with Gino over the weekend and stuff. We're good. We're all good. Chris Dyer, thanks to the Down 9. Hackamani, VIP, see you there. I don't know what PAA podcast means.

We'll see you there at Hackamania. And thanks for being a VIP. It's going to be a great weekend. Can't wait. All right, Carl. Let's talk about a story. that we covered not too long ago. There was an American...

Yes, we do. We're going to start off the follow-up. There was an American Airlines passenger. She was a young girl. She was flying to... She was nine years old. She was flying to Disney for a gymnastics competition with her family.

And she goes to go use the restroom. And the male steward stops her and says there's a problem in there. Let me get things ready for you. And then she goes in and use... uses the bathroom and as she's leaving she flips up the seat and she sees this yeah that is a cell phone that is taped to the other side of the toilet with the light on it it has to be it's a dark area yeah let's see what's doing with the camera part exposed now this is a nine-year-old child

who probably had to go pretty bad who ran in there maybe not thinking about that as much i mean a lot people get like a nervous belly out of the airplane you know what i mean sometimes you're really got to take a big shit a big juicy shit when you're up in the air like that so my favorite part of this story is when he was confronted by the parents he ran back into the bathroom and locked himself in the bathroom until the plane landed well can i correct you on something many you're wrong about this okay tell me the nine-year-old had no idea the crazy part about this story because we did this on the show is that he did this four times the fourth time was with a 14 year old who recognizes hey that's a fucking cell phone camera that's filming me and that's how

he got busted that it was the 14 year old that's right i called it at the time vini because this lawsuit is being brought by the nine year old and i called it up i'm like why are you telling her this happened she didn't even know the parents didn't know the nine year old didn't know and the fbi had to come walking over hey guess what happened a few months ago you didn't know about yes now didn't i call that vini and i did what's happening okay i'll give you the win car you got a win you finally got a W buddy another W for the toe you're right

there was a 14 year old girl who saw this they got her parents the steward locked himself into the bathroom would not come out until the police dragged him out he tried to delete everything off of his phone he reset it to factory settings and then they went in there and were like oh well it all saved to the cloud you dummy yep and we just called Tim Cook

directly he was on the golf course he gave us all the pictures of this nine-year-old girl pooping on your phone? He was actually looking at those photos as they called him. Oh, funny coincidence. I'm actually checking that out right now. Yeah, let her family know that we had these just in case they wanted copies. We'll send doubles. I don't know.

No one in this family ever would have known about this. They had no clue. Right. But then they had to track down the three other girls that he did this too. They found the photos of in the cloud. Yes. Correct. Correct.

So what does the family do that? Vinny. Sues. They sue, of course. Yes. Now, they decided to sue American Airlines. And, of course, American Airlines, because they have a PR team, they're going to sit and go, okay, let's settle with this family. We don't want this in the news. We know we're at fault here. Let's just get this over with.

No, no, that's not what they did. Oh, no, they did. Why not? That's what you do. That's what they should have done. That is what they should have done. But instead, they responded to the lawsuit filed by the nine-year-old's family. They put forward several defenses, including that they are not responsible because of the doctrine of

comparative negligence. Contributatory negligence. I can't say that word, apparently. Basically, what they're saying it is, the defendant would have to show that there was injuries or illnesses alleged to have been sustained by the plaintiff, which didn't happen.

And on top of that, it was the plaintiff's own fault in negligence. I'm with American Airlines on this one. That nine-year-old is a monster. she deserved to be filmed taking a shit man she deserved it should have known that that device was there that's what their that's what their argument is yeah what a dummy she is this is this is not american airlines fault and you know what good for american airlines because i feel like people

were feeling too good about the airline industry lately they needed to do something to get people pissed off again you know what american airlines the official airline of the creep off I'm down with it I'll make some fault calls Maybe we can get him to sponsor the show I love it So this nine year old girl It's her fault

It is all her fault for not knowing That the steward Decided to Tape a phone underneath The toilet lid Well and now the nine year old What the family's claiming Is that now that they know about this

Even though they didn't know about it And nothing happened Now the nine year old is struggling with fear and anxiety She's a liar This nine year old isn't liar she's not struggling with anything that's bullshit yeah the parents are that's the thing the parents are the parents have to be freaking out because their child like they drop the ball that they there's now pictures of your kid shitting out there you probably should have been in charge of that make sure

that didn't happen you can't take care of everything all the time they're the ones who are freaking out not the child i think you should check the parents bedroom and see what's doing in there maybe there's some cocaine and some guns laying around uh hugh essay is uh attorney for a American Airlines. He says, uh, yeah, but did you see what she was wearing? She was asking to be filmed pooped. It's a good point. I think that's a pretty good defense. Well, what's annoying, though, is that this guy was using these stickers that set on them inoperative catering equipment. Yeah. In order to tape the phone on the toilet and all these. So you know the TSA is going to add this now to the list of things. You got to pull out of your bag. Oh, do you have any inoperative

cater equipment stickers? Yes, I do. Here they are. One more fucking thing I got to do in that line. Oh, God. Carl's Frost and tips Thanks for the Down 99. Uncle Paul says She was the little tattletail Who lies? Who's that old guy over there?

Uncle Paul, Uncle Paul with the creepy old guy's there. Uncle Paul. And now he's coming. That's correct, Carl's Froston tips. Or KFT, I think they called him on Uncle Rico last night. KFT.

Carl, let's meet another gentleman who's also in trouble for a very similar issue. Daniel Patricio Mora he was arrested down in Oskalo County in Florida, which is Kissimme. Officers recently arrested a 27-year-old man of suspicion of taking inappropriate photos of a minor inside of a Target store. Now, on Friday, May 10th, a mother contacted deputies and said that on the evening of May 9th, an unknown man took an inappropriate photograph of her daughter as she was bent down to tie her shoelace. The child was reportedly wearing a skirt.

Yeah, I was going to say, Vinnie, I was very happy this article finally answered the first question I have. What was she wearing? What was this 12? Nothing about cup size, though. No, didn't give us that. But a provocative miniskirt on a 12-year-old girl, what do you think is going to happen? Well, you don't generally think that a creepy 27-year-old with a perm and Jeffrey Domerglasses is going to show up and start sticking his cell phone directly under your

child's taint and start filming. We read articles like this on a weekly basis now on the show. show. And I don't know if you're like me, you ever stop and think, like, thank God my brain isn't broken like this. Could you imagine having this thing where you're like sexually aroused by a 12 year old and I go get a photo of her? It's fucking nuts. Carl, how about being at your job? We'll go back to the first guy for a second. You're at your job, right? And you're like, oh, fuck. There's an opportunity for me to get something for the spank bank later, I'm going to risk everything

and tape my cell phone to the bottom of a toilet. This guy sees a 12 year old and sees the opportunity and has to act on it so he could get something for the spank bank later. This guy's not even fucking super horned up at the moment. He's going oh, I got to get this for fucking later, which

is even creepier. Well, it is creepier because think about it. He sees a 9-year-old girl and he's like, wow, that one is stunning. And the 9-year-old gets on the airplane and he's like, hey, just so you know, free soda on me for the entire flight. We're just going to keep refills

as much as you want for your soda. He just wants to get these girls to have to pee. Another Dr. Pepper, honey? Yeah, you know he's doing that. You know, we really got to get rid of this Dr. Pepper. We're trying to unload it. So if you could drink a bunch of these, that'd be great. That's hysterical. So the police department, the sheriff's office, went there and

reviewed the footage at the target. And they said at one point, he gets really close to where she happens to bend over to tie her shoe. So he puts the camera under her skirts, takes a picture, and walks away the other direction. Now, how did Daniel Patricio O'Mora get caught? Well, the same way a lot of people get caught, Carl, just return to the scene of the crime. They're oftentimes there with their mom. Just FYI, a 12 year old is not there with their girlfriends hanging out. Well, about a week later, he goes back to Target.

Now, this whole, this is a whole to do. He got away the first time. But there's not, police reports involved. There's security footage that's been reviewed. Your fucking picture, you better bet is on the wall inside of the security office at the target. They're looking out for your ass. They're looking for anorexic Greg Brady in there. He looks like the architectural tube

with a Brady wig on it, this guy. Yes. With a skinny fucking head. So he reportedly admitted to the authorities that he took an inappropriate photo of a child said he had additional photos of videos on his cell phone and computer devices at his home after he was confronted by store security who called the police so he's been arrested in on the charge of voyeurism of a minor further charges are forthcoming as an investigation continues they're going to roll over to his house check all the zoom players check all the hard drives check the DVD tray yeah I know I like they're they ask you like do you have more of these types of photos at home he's like what do you think have you ever run into a guy who had just one these are like fringles. There's like laced potato chips. No one's just having to want. I have just the one, I swear. Yeah. That satisfies my urge. I'm good. You can trust me. Give me my phone. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. That's all I wanted.

Oh, Carl. Have you ever wanted to just go around punching old people? No. Really? Really, truly. That's wildly anti-social behavior. Well, you live down in Florida and they drive awful. It is the worst place to world. Oh, okay. If they're driving in front of me, then yes. But not just random. I don't just pick randos out on the sidewalk. Okay. Well, there's a gentleman in California who feels differently about the subject because he punched two elderly victims in separate incidents. And as he was being filed by one of them,

turned around and pose for a nice picture for the police. Here it is. Dude, this photo looks like it's out of a J.C. Penny catalog, doesn't it? Dude, but look how... He looks like a model. He's got the pose down and everything. He's wearing that stupid sweater. I really feel that this man is a creep,

specifically because he's wearing headphones and for some reason the cord goes down under his sweater down to whatever it's plugged into I find that creepy that's a weird thing. I have to say and I don't normally say this on the show

but white people get your shit together are you not watching these other surveillance footage they punch and then they run you punch and then you run you don't stand there you don't stand around and pose for pictures afterwards.

You're so fucking vain. Can't stop yourself, can you? You're not going to get this kind of advice on compound media? No, you're not. Nicholas Hostetler 25 was identified in connection in the two attacks. Now, in the first incident on May 4th, Hostellar allegedly punched a victim on San Thomas Cuenot

Road before running away. The suspect, however, stopped to pose casually on a sidewalk as the victim snapped the photo in hopes of identifying the man. The second random attack happened Friday morning. A 75-year-old man was walking, on Campbell Street, he allegedly punched the victim in the face. When the

75-year-old man and his family returned to the area a short time later to look for surveillance cameras, they encountered him again. He's still there. He's like, oh, come back for more? Come back for more, old man! He's just there posing. He's just like, oh, it takes some pictures. So... This guy's fucked.

Police say Hustellar's parents were contacted Saturday morning, and Hossettler had exited his home and was arrested without incident. They were able to... Hold on. Before that, though, No, no, no, no. That's not true. Before that, though, so the old man comes back with his family, and he tries to fight the entire family. He did try to fight the whole family.

He tries to write the entire family. What did this old guy do to him? I'm starting to think it's not a random occurrence here. Like, he's pissed at these people. Hey, you know what? Hey, kid, you know what? Your dad's a pussy. Your dad's a pussy.

What are you going to do about it? Yeah. Oh, you had to go back and bring his kids with him. Oh, what a pussy. Bring it. So then, I guess they arrested him. Yeah. go ahead they posted this photo and i think his parents turned him in because he still lives with

mommy and daddy yep and uh when he was arrested they took him to the station he went out without a problem when he got to the police station he started fighting the cops yep and uh he kicked a cop pretty hard authorities say hestell was additionally charged with battery of an officer um so here's what i'm going to say about that bennie cocaine is a hell of a drug i have a feeling this guy has a little bit of an april mhole problem if you catch my direct all of these people are just fucking down on cocaine. Everybody, we need it. You shouldn't do drugs.

A PR, a good PR team, like American Airlines has. You know, they call them party drugs. But I'm starting to think that these are just like, fuck up your life by fighting people drugs, it seems like. I guess that PR firm would do it once over on that. You could probably do better than that. Yeah. Cocaine, take on any situation.

fist first. Cocaine. Right. Settle the score. Cocaine. All right. An Iowa woman, Carl, she's in a lot of trouble.

Let's meet Samantha Bevins. Would you? Nope. Not with your dick. And nicricated pushing. She is from Iowa. She's going to be spending the rest of her life behind bars for the murder of her stepmom. On Monday, a Bent County court found Samantha Bevin.

and she's 35 guilty of first-degree murder of 58-year-old Jody Bevins. Last week, she testified in her own defense, claiming her boyfriend, Ticoa Talley, smothered the victim inside her home in July 22. Despite her attempts to shift the blame, jurors reached unanimous guilty verdict. Now, so her boyfriend's got a pretty fucking cool name. Is that a real name? Ticoatali. Tocotali, that's pretty sweet.

I like that. It is pretty cool. You know what they don't mention, though, in this article? So she murders her stepmother. was it a wicked stepmother they don't say she well here's the thing car because that's justified if it's a wicked no just because you didn't go to the ball doesn't mean you get to kill someone i i disagree i thought cinderella too the revenge was a great story okay okay now court documents indicate that after the defendant suffocated jody she posted a video to

snapchat which by the way snapchat videos go away so you can totally confess to crimes on there and you'll get away with it. It's fine. Yeah, and never ever, ever, ever comes back to bite anybody in the ass. No, no one can use it. It's gone. And they're like, oh, I thought I saw her confessing to a crime, but it's not there anymore. All right, I guess not.

Yeah, so she posted the video to, uh, confessing to the crime. She basically saying, we smothered her. Yeah, we did. It's like her talking to him in the video. Yep. It's so fucked up. During the club chasers, she partially covered Jody's face with a pillow and

tending to step on it, but stopped when Jody vomited. She claimed Jody was still breathing when she left the bedroom, which is why she told investigators she didn't think the victim had passed away. Bevin's alleged that Talley acted alone and went in there after she had attempted to smother her with the pillow and step

on it, and she didn't die. He went in there and killed her. After I did that. Vinny, imagine if someone dies from stab wounds, right? They bleed out, they die. And your defense is, Look, and I stand him multiple times, but he was still alive when I left the room. You see, Your Honor, it was the loss of blood that killed this person.

I mean, if they would have tended to their wounds, they'd be fine right now. And yes, was I suffocating my stepmother? A little bit? I mean, did she die suffocation? Yes, she did. Was I doing some of it? A little? I don't know.

I'm obviously innocent. So the medical examiner testified that Jody had facial abrasions consistent with a pillow being held over a face. and blunt force trauma on her left cheek likely for being struck by an object or a fist or maybe someone's foot is there stomping your face while smothering you. It doesn't matter if you think she had the pel to pillow down 100% of the time. If you two are doing it together,

then you're both guilty of it. The prosecution argued that Jody was killed for payback and payout, and the victim knew that there was money in a safe in the victim's home. Well, okay, so which is, so the money was just like a, well, that would be a nice thing have we were really pissed at her we want to get back at her for the things that she did and then the money's just kind of like a nice thing to have on top of that well here's the thing she was

thrown out she didn't live there anymore she was thrown out so the mom threw out because she was sneaking the boyfriend into the house and the mom didn't like it so she came back there knowing that everybody else was out camping leave the door open if you're going to have your boyfriend over this woman's 35 years old we're talking about and she was also mad because she was trying to get custody of her kids and her mother wouldn't come and testify for her. Yeah, I can't believe she couldn't have custody of her kids, this one. So the court system sometimes works. That's good to know.

Yeah, so she is getting a mandatory life sentence without parole, but she smothered her own mother because she was mad. She wouldn't go to court and defend her. She threw her out of the house. She knew there was money in that house somewhere she wanted to get to it. And she tries to blame the boyfriend. friend. I mean, this woman fucking sucks. Yeah, she sucks. All right. Not our problem anymore, though.

She's gone. She's Iowa's. Carl. She's gone. Have you heard about the new stadium they're building in Buffalo? I have. It's looking pretty good so far. It is an upgrade. It's an upgrade from what do we have now, Highmark Stadium? Whatever the fuck it is. So we're to go to Buffalo. A two-year-old boy could not stay.

inside the filthy cage his mother had blocked him into. That's it right there. Isn't it beautiful? This makeshift cage was a playpen with a piece of crib tied on top. The New York State Police said and everything from the wall surrounding the cage to the bedding and the tolerant side of it was covered in feces.

I understand locking a two-year-old in the cage. That makes sense. But why you've got to cover the kid in feces? That just seems cruel. That's kind of a mean thing to do. Here's the thing. You toss a turn in there for the kid to play with. Oh, okay. And, you know, kids, you know how kids are. All right.

I'll bring the litter box to you. Here you go. This house was on Chattuck Avenue of Buffalo. This happened on February 8th. Nisha Lumpkin is the mother. Her last name is Lumpkin. Yeah. What did you want your first initial to be B?

I would name my daughter Blaine or something like that. Blaine Lumpkin. Yeah, Barbara Lumpkin. Oh, just name it like B Arthur, B.EA. There you go. Perfect. Be Lumpkin. She has a previous charge, felony charge, the state police said.

That's when they discovered the child soaked in urine and stuck inside the cage. Lumpkin's mom had created troopers, said. Now, I'm having a hard time today with some of these stories. The toddler was taken by American medical response to John R. Oshy Children's Hospital. The mother was arrested in charge of child endangerment. Doctors discovered the child who had bruises on his faces and body, had two fractured ribs, that were starting to heal from injuries that had likely happened about two weeks earlier. I mean, it sounds like, it sounds like this kid's just a naughty kid.

He's probably in a lot of trouble for doing naughty kids. This kid's constantly falling down. I had to put him in a cage. Yeah, that too. That too. He's clumsy and he's naughty. So that's the punishment. Well, she went on to explain that the child was crying as a result of the incident,

but that was about it. That this kid fell down the staircase and was crying a little bit and it was fine. after more than two-month investigation Troopers in the Erie County District Attorney's Office determined no additional charges could be filed so she is the kid is in the custody

of the state at this point and the stadium doesn't have like great relatives either it's probably not an amazing family that wants to take this kid in I would imagine dude can you imagine the personal seat license fees for this I can't afford it

Jesus Christ Buffalo sucks I find I understand like parents being very protective of their kid because they're worried

shit in the house is dangerous so they keep them in the play pens and they you know they black off all the rooms and shit like that

but you can't leave the child in the shit filled cage with the broken ribs I guess I guess you shouldn't if you're going to you can't let the police in

to take a photo of it because that's incriminating solid point but yeah I'm not going to pretend that I know how to parent I'm not going to sit here and say that she's not doing what she should be doing.

I don't know. So one thing that happens in true crime, ladies and gentlemen, is sometimes someone will be arrested for something. They'll be charged. But then they continue the investigation and add charges later. That's what's going on with our next creep, Carl. I want you to meet this gentleman. His name is Tom Seguera.

No, it's not. It's a Ricardo Segura Jr. Now, he has been charged. with the death of two animals and now he's had additional charges at a lot now what happened was he killed a donkey and a horse on some guy's property

the donkey had been killed with blunt force trauma so he went up and beat up a donkey to death okay that's fucking insane not great not great so later four days later

this farmer had a pony too and he goes out and he finds the pony's head is fucking ripped off oh so it probably didn't survive that then right I don't know how ponies work I'm just assuming

no the pony you cannot tape that back on but after a thorough investigation authorities were able to arrest Ricardo Segura Jr and charge him with cruelty to livestock because there were security cameras they were able to track him down and find him However, police stated that they did some other tests, and they found Segura's DNA inside of the animals, Carl.

Okay. So here's my question, because I don't think it's answered in this article. Uh-huh. What's the order here? Because that's what I don't know either. If he's fucking dead animals, I think that's a first for this show. And also, that's going to inspire so many death metal bands. there's going to be a lot of good music that comes out of this

Donkey fuck punch That's the answer Donkey fuck punch to death Hold on 1710 The funnier Cigura Yeah correct This is way funnier than 69 minutes

I agree Holy shit So this guy Fucked these animals And then murdered them Which is Or vice versa We don't know

Yeah They might have been difficult To hold down And that's why you had to beat it over the heads of my time. So the problem is, no matter what the order, this guy got off from it. Well, it's not getting off. Oh, no, he did get off at least twice, from what I understand, according to the forensics. So he's being held on bond in Laredo, Texas, $50,000 bond, if anybody feels like bailing him out. Carl, I got a fun video. You want to watch a fun video?

I do. Okay. So there was a six, Star. This really is. This is a woman named Erica Chavolia. She's an employee at a McDonald's. And she was interviewed after this. She said shit was crazy. Milkshake went everywhere. Now, apparently there was a woman here

who had said some things. She was upset about her order. I don't know all the details. Was very upset about her order and insulted this McDonald's employee's mother. Oh. And one thing I've learned. You don't want to insult people's moms.

And especially fucking Big John Stud. If Big John Stud is working at McDonald's, run. Fucking, here comes Naya Jacks. Oh, there goes the milkshake. And now titties are out. She's getting pounded. You do not insult this girl's mom. Oh, this is a titty-out fight right here.

Now this other employee is trying to stop her for fighting. Now she's beating her up too. This girl is just getting the shit kicked out of her by every one of the McDonald's. Oh! Hold down by the hair. So the lesson here is when ordering a McDonald's, put some respect in your mouth. She walked up and she was going to threaten her with her. chair. She's like, you're not doing anything with that chair.

Give it to me. That was a baller move. Dude. You know what this video? Rocked. You know what this video reminds me of? What's that? If Stuttering John does show up to Las Vegas to fight Patrick Melton, that's what you would see. That's what that looked like to me.

Like that, those people were not in the same weight class. They had no business fighting each other. I'm going to have to send you, uh, that that was a complete brutal beat down. But again, please be nice. to fast food workers unless they fuck up your shit then treat them like dog shit i guess wow so the first sentence if they put pickles side your stuff treat them terribly the first sentence on the website law and crime which law and crime's a legit news source am i wrong about that generally maybe not on this one yeah the first sentence is more details emerge about the most important news story in america today nope that it uh about this video this video

about this viral video they're talking about. Patrick Bellamar says big girls don't cry. They stomp ass. That is correct. That's true. Yeah, sorry. If there was an echo on that, sorry, guys.

I don't know what would have caused it. There was. It was weird. Okay. Sorry about that. You had an echo on the video and an echo on yakety sacks. It was a CF.

Hmm. A real cluster fuck. Yep. Apologies, guys. We'll fix it in post. Probably not. Fixing the audio. But isn't that Nancy Grace's website,

law and crime? She works for them. There's the only people A little higher her That's what I thought Okay yeah That's a clown sight We're not even pretending

To be a real new source At this point Carl I have one more story for us Before we get out of here And enjoy the rest of our day Sounds good And I want to introduce you to This giant

Fucking pig monster Tamara bank Hold on I got her music ready to go Okay Where is it Oh God damn it

Godemme Come on, pig Here she is That is Tomorrow Banks ladies and gentlemen And she will be in prison For the next nine to 13 and a half years For involuntary manslaughter

Now What did this pig monster do, Carl Well, she had a baby That's one Oh, who knocked this thing up? Put him in jail too He is going, he's going Okay, good

For knocking her up Is that the charge? for knocking up a pig monster? Is that illegal? It should be. It should be. Now, Christopher Hobb is the girl's father, and he pled guilty to this last month.

Now, he's going to be sentenced in June. But apparently, her baby died. Her little baby passed away. And the baby passed away from diabetic ketoacidosis. Now, how does a baby get diabetes? Well, that's what happens when a pig monster decides to put mountain dew in your bottle instead of milk.

And you think I'm kidding. She parents like Britney Spears. It's literally like Britney Spears and her kids taken away from her. Yeah. But Britney Spears has crazy eyes and nice tits. Good point. And so that, and a couple hits.

So for that reason, the whole internet was behind Britney. They're like, nah, she's fine. She's great. I mean, she put Mountain Dew in a baby's bottle so much so that the baby

developed diabetes and died from it. yes that's impressive that's not easy to do don't do the do oh the dew the dew kills i got to talk to my brother about this i wonder if he knows about this story oh no i mean my nephew my nephews turned out okay so that's good that's good to know when you feed a baby nothing but about do the baby teeth are to come out really quick right like they're just going to fall right out pretty fast he's either going to be he's either going to die at the age of four or be the greatest skateboarder to ever live those are the two options yes you got me i'm sorry i thought this was america i'm sorry i thought this was america oh it's not america rigger morris wants to know was a baha blast i don't know she kept

the baha blast for herself yeah she the good stuff was for her bottle i love my baby i give him all mount dew he won't yeah troy smith nectar of the tarred does adam kraal likes to say about mount do the nectar of the fucking tards ladies and gentlemen don't have sex with pig monsters and make babies please uh let's get caught up because i know it is super chat monday outside of just being memorial day yeah let's see what we got here oh knight m how are you night my dad screams a night about moonhead and lady k i believe that i'm hoping you get some sleep i'm hoping you get some sleep sorry. Hey Gutt, thanks for the two bucks. Thanks for the show. Fells, you're welcome, Gutt. Yeah, thank you very much. I know this was an odd time for people. So even though I didn't see

Koof, I want to thank him for not kaying himself. Thank you for that coof. No one go to Greenland this week. Don't go to Greenland this week. We're going to Vegas instead. We're going to Vegas. So I don't know how this is going to work. Make sure you get yourself your live stream, but we're going to be traveling on Monday. So we're not going to be here next Monday. I don't know when the next regular show will be except for the stage show. which will be next Saturday. I don't know for being able to release it. We'll put that episode out, though, as a regular episode,

the live one we do in Vegas. Great. All right. I think we can probably handle that. Yes. Sounds good. Carl, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice.

Goh.com. Gogea. It's these guys' last chance to get tickets. They better do it. It's the cream off.