The Creep Off - Episode 216: Live in Las Vegas

Episode Date: June 5, 2024

 Join Karl & Vinnie as they crown the undisputed creep king of Vegas (with Pat Dixon as special guest referee)! Dick Masterson joins us for Karl's Cop Cam, and Bryan Johnson helps Vinnie unveil the ‘Las Vegas Scum Parade All-Stars,’ a hall of fame for the city’s most disgusting scum parade creeps! 

Hey everybody, welcome to the Creepoff Live. We have a few things you need to know before we get started. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. You've all been warned. Welcome to the Creepoff Live. This is the show about creeps by creeps for creeps.

I'm your host, my name is Viddy. Joy to me is Hot Cuckaca Carl. It's happening, Vinnie Paulino! We are in Las Vegas with a live creepoff. We invited ourselves onto this festival. We appreciate you guys being here to support us. Thank you. Now, I know there's a lot of people watching

you can't be here. We're gonna need you to pay attention to the end today because we are gonna need some votes from you guys watching on the stream, and we're gonna need some votes from you guys in the audience today. Where are my creepos who know about the show and know how to vote?

Go to the creepoff.com. All right. So this show is a competition. Carl, explain the rules to everybody. Basically, we pick a different category every single week, and we can fight the biggest creep in that category, and then the people go and vote for who brought the biggest creep, and we play a contest up to five.

Whoever gets five wins, wins that round. The other person spins the wheel of consequences. Now, what's different about today is that today, whoever loses... This is a goddamn exhibition match. Has to suffer the consequence immediately. That's right. You will be watching one of us suffer consequences the rest of the goddamn night. That is true. So keep that in mind.

Now, what I'd like to do is invite our very special guest referee for this start of the creep-off today. Ladies and gentlemen, you know him from the New York City Crime Report. And if you do know where he is and anybody asks you where he is, don't tell them. Give it up for Pat Dixon, everybody. Thank you very much. Thank you, Carl. Vinnie. Thank you.

Now, Pat is a creep expert. Everybody knows this. You've been covering the creeps out of New York City for forever, so there's nobody better for this. Yeah, that's true. I know creeps. You do. So, Carl, with the last competition that we did,

you won. You got the point. That's amazing. I can't believe that happened. Yeah, there was a six-game winning streak for me, and it got shattered last week. Yeah, don't clap for that. That's not how that works.

Don't clap for that. That's not cool. Yeah. So that means that Carl has to go first for this show. Oh, I like that, actually. That works out well for me. Let's do this. Okay. Well, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to ring that bell, and let's start the contest.

What do you say? And I am going to say, ladies and gentlemen, a lot because it drives Carl crazy, and I'm trying to get into his head. Well, at least you're in front of an audience for once. I like to point out that the thing with radio is it's a one-to-one communication. stream. And so Vinny gets out in there and he goes, folks, this is what I'm talking about, folks. Like, we're doing a podcast. You're talking to one person at a time over here, Vinny. But today we're talking to all of you fine, folks. We appreciate that. And of course,

the category for today is creepiest person from Las Vegas. Why not, right? All right. So I brought a person named Timothy Lee Blackburn, and I want to start off in 1999. Vinny, do you have my first video clips? We get a little background. What this guy was up to? Ah, he pulled clips for the live show too, huh? All right. Let's do it. December 21, 1998, was like any other day, except for the grand bank robbery occurring under cover of the night. To date, it remains the largest bank robbery in Nevada.

When Henry Schlumped from the FBI arrived at Charleston Boulevard at around 12am, chaos was everywhere. Two armed men ran away with a bag of money, while three kidnapped janitors struggled to escape and inform the police. police. As Henry quickly and professionally appraised the situation, a gunshot pierced the dead of the night. The robbers had shot a guard. Henry promptly rushed to the guard's aid and making good use of the opportunity, the robbers sped away. That's right. So what happened was this was the biggest bank robbery in Nevada. It still is to this day, $1.1 million from an ATM repository at the Bank of America vault in Las Vegas. And they also shot it. a guard to escape from this.

I'm going to give you bonus points because you got Moody to narrate your video. Yes, thank you, Moody, for doing that. He was busy this weekend, but he's never too busy for me. A bank robber who shot somebody is who you brought for the creep off live? No, Vinnie, you're right about that. So far, not a creep. Right, that. Opportunist. And good at it, too. Biggest

bank robbery in this state. So amazing. So let's talk about him going to jail. He gets obviously caught, because they always do, and he goes to jail. But, he gets out of jail play my clip number two this is exciting stuff because he's a family guy this timothy he escaped on august 11 1999 just eight months after his arrest none other than his wife sophia limb helped him escape while visiting him the week before august 11 sophia sneaked

an electric screwdriver in her hair that was one hiding place the seasoned jail wardens never thought of her hair timothy used the screwdriver to gradually loosen up the glass on his cell on August 11, Sophia brought a gun and wedged her shoeing a door to help him escape. So, she brought a screwdriver end at her hair, gave it to him during a conjugal visit. He unscrews the window, gets out, she is there to help him escape. She actually hands him a gun. She's shooting at the prison guards as they're escaping. It's very heroic and fantastic.

How did they, like, the jail not figure this out when they're on phone calls and he's going, Hey, could you bring a Phillips head next time? You know, folks, folks, I have to say is this is not creepy at all yet. No, it's not. Unless by creepy, you mean bold and intelligent. Correct. This is 18 shit. I'm rooting for this guy.

I'm like, he's got $1.1 million. His boys are holding down to it. He's getting out of jail. He's going to go meet up with them. Fantastic. So he gets out. He spends 17 days on the lamb. They're looking for him.

No way. He's still in Nevada. He must have left, right? So then the police, they decided to go. after his family members. They arrest both Sophia's sister and Timothy's brother because they both helped them escape. The brother gave him his ID and the sister gave him her pathfinder. So they're like, all right, we're going to arrest the family members, maybe that'll draw them back to Nevada, and it worked. Because this dummy came back to Nevada and decided to stay in a long-term motel. This is my

clip three. The police got an anonymous tip that Timothy was staying at a motel in Las Vegas. How could the ingenious criminal live in the very city where the target on his back was the most dangerous? However, thoroughness demanded they follow through with the tip. The tip was correct. Okay. So what they do is they go to this motel and they look for any records that they checked in. There aren't any records. There's no cars.

There's no vehicles in the parking lot that they can trace back to them. So they go, okay, you know what we'll do? We'll just send an innocuous security guard around to knock on the doors and say there's been a noise complaint. And doesn't Sophia the wife come right outside Lake of W as the FBI and SWAT team are watching? And she's like, yeah, there's no noise here, but thanks for checking on us. We appreciate it. Did they go quietly? All right.

So then, what happens is they decide, okay, there's children in, because this guy has two daughters, four and five years old. So they can't just barge down the door like his Nicricade his house and just pull them out of there. They actually start a negotiation. There's a three-hour phone call with Timmy's. and the detective and they're negotiating let the kids go he's going i'm not going back to jail you know that feeling right pat sure i'm not going back to jail a free man a free man in tennessee wait that's a different that's a whole different story he's not going back to jail well guess what he did not go back to jail because he hung up that phone and the swat team heard a gunshot

and then another gunshot and then some more gunshots they barge in only to find two dead kids in the tub a dead wife and a dead Timothy the guy decided to murder suicide his way out of this by killing his entire family and himself the worst part was the four and five-year-olds who were shot in the head were not dead yet the paramedics the paramedics brought them out we're not able to save their lives and so who's really to blame so for that reason the biggest creep of Las Vegas is Timothy Blackburn vote for car with the creepoff deck Come. Took a hard turn at the end.

It's an amazing story. But I get more of a cool hand Luke vibe off of it than anything, you know? All right. I mean, for crying I left. The guy's just trying to, like, make sure that his family does not want for anything once he's gone. One way to look at it for sure. Sweep up on your way out. What I see is a good father who loved his kids, who didn't want to see him suffer.

Vote for car, everybody. Listen, it's established, I'm a creep. You have to decide, folks. Now, I want you to sit back for a minute, Carl. I'm going to tell you about a guy. Let me introduce you to him. Take a look at the screens. This is Christopher Sina.

Now, in the summer of 2019, if you would ask his neighbors about Chris Sina, they would say he had the coolest double-wide in the trailer park. He had an in-ground fucking pool. I have a picture of this, kids. There it is. That's his lovely home.

He's like producer Joe and Bob Levy, all in one. He really is. Now, he lived there with his wife, Deborah, and they are two sons. And his daughter from his first marriage and their dog. Now, that's a lot of people in the trailer. Sure. But what if I told you not only living in that house was that part of his family, but his ex-wife Terry moved in, who was the mother of his first son, or his first daughter,

and she wanted to move in to be closer to be a parent, but she also got knocked up by another guy and had another kid. So they're all living inside of this trailer. Now, this is an important part of the story. He was a family man. He was also one of those virtue signaling douchebags on the internet. I'm such a great dad. I have such a great blended family.

Everybody's here together. We all love each other. He'd put insufferable fucking videos about the lessons he would teach his children. Mute? Correct. Now, if you were to ask his neighbors, you know, In the fall of 2019 about Christina, they would say that the aristocrats joke was a true story based on my neighbor. And what is that joke, but he? Take it away. Well, let me tell you a little bit about it.

There's a lot of facts of the story because we're dealing with minors here that we're not going to get into here today because we can't. But I will tell you this, that his first wife, Debra, let me introduce you to the wives. There's Terry is the first wife. Deborah is the current wife, and there's Chris in the middle. If I could high-five that guy right now, I would. Well done, buddy. Your hand would get really dirty. Probably.

So they all live there together, and they have all of these children. And Deborah decided she didn't want to live in this trailer park paradise anymore. There was a lot of things happening in this family that he wasn't posting on Facebook. So she went to a divorce lawyer, and she said, sat down with a divorce lawyer and she brought the oldest daughter, not her daughter, the other oldest daughter, and they told the divorce lawyer a tale, which the divorce lawyer, I guess if you heard this term mandated reporter? You guys ever heard about this? These things? You heard about these guys? Well, he had to call the police and they immediately went to his

house and served a search warrant and took Christopher out in cuffs. Now, the kids had a lot of stories to tell. This all started out where they would have family time. What family time was, Chris would bring Debra, his wife, into the living room, and just fuck her in front of the children on the couch. And he would make the watch. I'm a little jealous, because my dad never had that conversation with me. And I think that people learn different ways, you know? Yeah, it's a demonstration.

Yeah, demonstrates is a good way to learn. Some people need a visual. I get it. Right. Well, you know, here's the problem, though. When you're doing homeschooling, the problem is when you have to do the labs. Yes, right. You know, you have to. Hands-on stuff, right.

Yeah. So what happens is, Eventually, he's like, hey, listen, there's my daughter, my oldest daughter here. She's got to learn about the birds and the bees. So obviously, he starts abusing the daughter. Now, this started, this started, she's 24 times. Well, it is to fend she was the hottest one of the house. All the rest of them had penises, except for the wives.

It didn't stop them. It didn't stop them. Oh, no. Oh, boy. But she was forced to have intercourse with him two to three times a week. then after a while in order to he was hiding all of this from the other two wives

they didn't know he was sleeping with the daughter until Terry walked in and found out and this opened up a whole new world of possibilities to Chris

and his sick twisted brain you're not going to be a tattle are you Terry no but he he decides that you know what we ought to do fucking minage we got a menage

so you've all watched that video on porn hub stop it Stop judging right now. Stop it. But you know what, though? Chris was like, listen, I can't let you fuck your mouth.

Deborah get in here. They bring it Deborah. So he makes the daughter and Deborah do stuff. And so he busts out the family video camera, by the way, too. And he's filled with this. In 2019. Because this all has to be documented, you know. Baby's first incest.

It's not a baby. True. That's true. true. So she starts working at a grocery store and he starts calling the grocery store to find out where the daughter is all the time. He starts getting super controlling and abusive. He is beating up this kid too. She quit her job. She wasn't allowed to have friends except for the friends in the neighborhood and their cousins who Chris would make her invite over to go swimming in the pool. It's getting hotter. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Yeah. He molested the cousins.

And fun fact about this trailer, we told you how many people are living there. There's a dog, four kids, three adults. He had an office in there. He had his own office. And it was set up like a little studio. Man cave. Yeah. Was it like a casting couch for his children or something?

It kind of was. It kind of was. Because eventually he had to start teaching his son about the birds and the bees, his kids. So the way he did that was when the first one, was really young, this is when the abuse first started happening with the older daughter. So he's like, Deborah, you're already like, you know, you're in on this with me. Could you do me a favor and just start blowing the kid? Vinny, when does this get creepy?

Yeah, I'm waiting to do. I've been trying not to jerk off this entire time because we're in front of an audience for a lot. Then you're... Well, then you're the opposite of Chris, because Chris didn't wait to jerk off. He filmed his wife blowing their child well. Well, he masturbated and gave instructions. Yeah. Masturbate?

And it turns out he was like, hey, kid, you're pretty good at this. When you get older, yeah, when he got older, they started Eiffel Towering both moms. Yeah, that's right. They were fucking their own mother as well. So then, so basically long and short, Deborah wanted a divorce, guys. Debra wanted a divorce and went to an attorney. It's just really grounds for divorce? There's always one party pooper in the bunch.

You know, either it's Aaron or it's the mob. Yeah, it's always one. Well, it turns out that there was also, they almost got caught a bunch of times. The oldest daughter was terrified of getting pregnant by her father. So she would go out in the backyard and hit herself in the stomach with a two by four. Yeah.

Does that work? I've always tried the stairs thing, but I didn't know that. You could do that. It did for them. No baby. No babies. No grandkids out of this. So the good news, everybody, is the police, the second they went into his office and found his home movies, he was arrested. They also found the song that he wrote. I'm going to do my wife and also some children. I haven't pulled that one

out. All right. Keep going. That fucking brought me back. So the piece of the resistance, folks, the part that I want to cap this off with everyone in that house was a victim because when the police started watching the videos they found a little section it wasn't all just in the family they found the videos of Chris fucking the dog too

really is the aristocrats yeah yeah and not only was their video of Chris fucking the dog again video of Chris making his sons fuck the dog was the dog male or female yeah good question

Well, they weren't D.P. And so I guess male. Ah, fuck. Ladies and gentlemen... Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. The good news is that Christina is the biggest creep from Vegas of all time. There's no argument here. And not only that...

What? Not only that. The good news is Clark County sent him away. He was found guilty on multiple counts of sexual abuse. I believe 34 and given 54 life prison sentences. He is in prison and will die there. So, ladies and gentlemen, please go to the creep off. right now and vote for Vinny and let's make Carl suffer tonight what do you say

this guy gets it vote for Carl these two women are amazing man how did this guy find two completely different types of retard yeah right it's impressive there's the pinhead and there's the Downsy one you know it's amazing some guys run cults other guys just want a bunch of children it's wild he was very i should really highlight the physical abuse because that's how he got them to go along with it. Like, Terry would come home from work, and he'd be like, hey, listen, I need you to go fuck the kids, and she'd like, again? And then he'd be like, whir.

And, yeah, he's not a great guy, so again, vote for Vinny. Back in the Bible days, this guy would be a model citizen. Oh, yeah. People don't all know that. Parenting by the Book of Deuteronomy. Minus the dog. That's true. So, Pat Dixon, ladies and gentlemen, make sure you follow him. Thank you for coming out and hanging out with us for the

competition. Thank you so much. Pat will be back up here with two spooky soup later tonight stick around for that pat come do more creep off with us sometime buddy Carl I'm gonna bring out our special guests but before we do that I got to let you know what's coming up kids I can't wait to see Carl's Cockcan fight with the cops for no reason will you please show me cause cop cam lose all your rights ruin your life ladies and gentlemen there is only one man who could help us do this story properly.

Put your hands together. Dick Masterson, everybody. Dick! I sit there, buddy. Carl, I didn't give a humiliation fetish. That's what you brought in for this podcast. A guy that robbed a bank. He didn't rob a bank.

He shot his family. Did you miss the end of that story? He's Mr. America. God damn it. I dare you. I can't wait. Do you guys see what he has to do? Okay.

All right. Folks, Carl, tell you, do your segment. All right, so I used to love the show Cops, and then George Floyd stopped breathing, and all of a sudden cops is taken off the air. I'm summarizing. You know, there's other things happen, I suppose. And that was a book. That's a new commercial. Can't breathe tonight at 6-7 Central.

So that was a bummer for people like me. Thankfully, all cops are carrying. around cameras and filming cops now. Which is great. And YouTube's like, we'll show that. And I'm all here for it. So let's start out. My clip number one, this is Vanessa.

Now, I want you to meet Vanessa. She is feeling no pain. She was just driving her vehicle. She's still in the driver's seat when the police approach her. On the 28th of November, 2023 at 1 o'clock in the morning, officers performed a traffic stop on a vehicle that failed to indicate before making a right turn. After coming to a stop in a parking lot, the officers approach the driver and notice right away that something is off. Hi.

I'm Vanessa. Are you fuck us standing there? I am. What are you guys doing here? I live. I live right here. Don't do you see me. No, I live right here. I'm not going to drive anywhere. I'm just trying to get the phone.

Okay. Just, you know, you've got to. I'm sorry? No! No! No! What? Don't want a narc drive shotgun, apparently.

Good rule. This guy's just like, yeah, she's drunk as hell officers. Whoa, whoa, whoa! I was gonna suck your dick, not anymore. The fuck. That's how D-E-I should work. I got home. What's up, man?

I'm home. We can save that. This is my home. I was right there, it's over. This is like church. It works at fucking tag. There's home base. Yeah.

But this is annoying, because that passenger is the Aaron M-hold of passengers, just immediately narks to the police. I told her to think about the kids. Take her to chill right now. I was trying to stop her. Officer, wait, get me another chance. I was trying

to stop her. You passed a school bus. So, I don't know what Vanessa's trying to do. Now, you heard her say to the police officer as he walked up. Are you Hispanic? He says, yeah. So she's like, fuck yeah, fist bump, let's go. So now she thinks that they're friends and she wants to show him this cool TikTok she's got on her phone

because I mean I'm sure the cop needs some entertainment you know it's a tough job that he has sure where did you guys come from no like we've been saying right here like we've been trying to stay so we just wanted to show you a video but if you don't want to see it that's okay no I'm just asking where you guys come from because I did see you guys pull in here earlier so I just want to again we see a car with two people in it at one in the morning I got to make sure everything's okay, you know?

No, we're okay. We just wanted to see you, like, pull up and, like, look at the video. Gotcha. Okay. I like that move where she acts like she wanted to be. They're like, no, I'm glad you're here, actually. I wanted to show you this video. It's pretty fucking rad.

You ever see Bologna Factory? It's funny shit. Yeah, you're going to love it. You know, Carmel from Aquitine? No, seriously. This is great. Does that work? You know how I pulled you over?

Yeah, so you could show me that sexy-ass walk, bro. Look at that. Now, let me watch you go. Mm-mm. All right. Now, what's great is that the officer's going to ask for ID here, and she decides, oh, this is a good time to try to bribe the officer. She tries everything at this, and I've got to give her credit, because she's a fun drunk. I've met people who aren't fun when they're drinking. This chick is fun. I would hang out with her. Listen to me. I need to get some sort of identification. If you have a picture of it, or you have her with you, can I please see it? Now, I don't know how you see it, but showing off that wad of cash in her wallet instead of directly handing her license to the officer. Seems rather suspicious.

Last time I checked bribing law enforcement was highly illegal. I mean, is your ID in there at all? Look, can I see your ID? Yeah, my name is Benjamin Franklin. It's in there somewhere. Maybe you've seen me before, officer. That didn't look like 100.

That looked like her name was Honest Abe. All right, man. It was a fiber. But anyway, so she decides, okay, that's not going to work. What's tried the old race card? Perfect. That'll probably do it because, you know, she's Latina.

And I guess that's probably not going to work too much. I've heard race car doesn't work with the police. I've read that somewhere. Let's find out. This is so crazy because this has never happened to me. And I feel like just because I'm a Latina, it's happening to me. First thing I notice is the car. I don't notice the people who are driving.

It's dark out. It's one in the morning. It's one in the morning. I'm Hispanic as well. You noticed it right away as I walked up. She's like, God, damn. the one Hispanic combat has to pull me over? This isn't going to work at all.

Fuck. Is she starting to cry there? Because I don't think you can tell the difference between a drunk woman and a crying woman. I've never been able to tell. Perpetually sad. All right. All right.

So what happened is she gets pulled over. Hey, let's watch TikToks together and chill. That doesn't work. Hey, I got a bunch of money in my wallet. That doesn't work. Hey, I'm a minority. That doesn't work. So what about the, what if I suck your dick?

let's go there I'll see if that works How much have you had to drink something? Can we work this out? That's what I'm trying to do. Excuse me? No, it's just... You look hot.

Like, I know, are you told me that? No. Okay, I was out of it. So... Did the other dude just leave and go to bed? Where did he go? Yeah, he's gone.

Now, I'm not a police officer for a very specific reason because right here I'm going I can get another job like mall security or something like why not like this would be my last one of the fourth that's fine

I'm a great story I'll get my dick wet one time out of ten I'm gonna take that blow job right yeah right she was like she's up for a good time I'm drunk too

yeah and an hour later she's vomiting at my balls and I made a bad decision I would be pissed that she saved that for the end though I'd be insulted like you offered me money before sucking my dick

you're going to jail bitch fuck you well I think this officer felt the same way that you do she goes on to ask him do you know how much I make how much I earn a year and the cops like hi I'm sure you're doing very well a hundred million dollars yeah whatever so then another police officer shows up and this is exciting for Vanessa because he is white oh no go get him go get him Vanessa You're a white piece of shit

White devil What the fuck do you do? He's a cop What the fuck do you do? Uh-oh I love this I love when people are just like Yeah you know these white people

Really are owning everyone all the time Just like everyone feels so emboldened I was like oh white cop You can't arrest me motherfucker I've watched TV I know this works He's got a playoff beard Look at him

Yeah well He does look like King Star He's a game away from the finals right there. All right, so eventually she finally leaves the car. And she didn't want to, but she decides, you know what, I don't have a lot of more options. I've tried everything I could try. I guess I should get out. So then she's in the back of the cruiser.

And she's a little restless back there, I would say. Uh-oh. You're going to sit down. Can I break this? If you break that, that's going to be another charge. How much? How much? I like this. She goes, can I break this?

I want to give me another charge. How much is that going to be? It's not crab legs at market price. How much is that going to be? I don't know. He's saying it's going to be another charge. I'm going to charge you with destruction of public property. It's a criminal charge, you fucking drunk. That's a good point. Yeah. She thinks she can buy her way out of all of these things, apparently. All right, so.

Her hair looks amazing, though. Then she does the thing. I mean, I'm going to tell you something, I'm slightly charmed by her. Yeah. No, I know. I'm with you guys. I'm not. Agreed.

You're going to hate this, though, because now she's going to go the Chris Delia way where it's like, I just want to end my life. And, oh, whoa, it's me. I know. It's just so annoying right here. No, it's eight.

Sorry, buddy. Sorry, wrong one, guys. Everybody, you shoot me because I'm going to fuck you. Shoot me right now. Show me. Shoot me right now because you're going to fuck. Everyone, shrub me right now. Shroth me right now.

Get me right now. Get me right now. Get me. Get me. I like the mummy. I'll see you in a thousand years, Brendan Frazier. Did you guys ever think you'd have a root full of people applauding the police? This is so weird.

assholes. You guys think if maybe she asked nicer? Maybe they would have? I think maybe. Do you guys know what Hispanic panic is? No. It's when she's too young to do it, but it's when they scream themselves into having a fake heart attack.

I'm Mexican, so you know. We call that a Joey C. I love you, Joey. I love you. All right. So, get back to the precinct and Vanessa is still fired up she's still got some tricks up her sleeve let's see what she's going to do next take me to jail right now she you're there she's behind that door right there she's spit

that's going to be a nicer charge i know okay take it too i got to say that in the moment it seems like committing additional crimes is cool it's not it's it's never as cool as you think it's it comes off my stance on this is any woman who spit should go to jail fair enough Welcome to Hackamania, everybody. All right. So what happens in all of these Carl's cop cams videos that we watch? It seems like this always happens.

The person who's getting arrested who's been acting like a shithead the entire time decides, you know what? You're actually violating my rights. And you're the one who's going to go to jail? And I'm going to sue the hell out of you. The police wouldn't have existed in this town. I'm going to call my lawyer, and you guys are done.

Big trouble. Mr. And I'm going to fucking sue the shit. Oh, touch me. Touch me, bitch. So I'm going to use the back of my hand. Touch me.

To make sure you don't have anything on you, okay? Fine. To the back of my hand. Touch me. She got real hearty from talking about suicide people. Is she Jewish? Sexy. They got a real fired up right there.

Now we didn't get any of these. Touch me, you know. I kind of love everything about her right now. So, I just have. to say that if you think that you're going to sue the police and get your day in court and you got to take the out at some point like at this point sure you just got to take the out and go today's not my day but this girl is down to fuck which i appreciate that so now they have to start searching her and they search her for contraband she's clean but she decides to take

her shirt off because she's she's all horned up and uh the police wanted her to put her clothes back Because they have the body cams, which is a buzzkill for them, obviously. And now she's just having fun. Of course, they have to put the spit hood on her, because she's already spit on a police officer. And again, she wants the officers to kill her. I don't know. She's very bipolar, this one. Is that comfortable?

Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. Hope you fucking rot in hell, you fucking piece of shit. I literally want to I literally want to and die in your hands you fucking feel of shit you bloody

bloody bloody hands kill me oh my god he's getting triggered yeah oh the ones are kill me right now kill me right now

oh kill me right now kill me right now once again why I'm not a cop one out of ten times. Right. I mean, there is a thing called death by cop,

but she's doing it wrong. It's not the way to get that to happen. All right, so this is unpredictable. I've watched a lot of these, and I thought this would end with her passing out on the bench right there. But no, she's got a little more fight in her, and she has one more chance to escape.

And I say, run, Vanessa, run. Vanessa! Oh, my gosh. Yes, yes. You got this, you got this. Spider-Man, Spider-Man! Hear me right now, you fuck my piece of this shit. I don't want to be in here, fuck you.

We can tell. All right, one must clip on here, and this is just the charges. After the woman was released from the hospital, she was charged with DUI. Failure to signal when required, aggravated battery, and resisting arrest. So they let her off for spitting on the cop. We could drop the failure to signal, right? Is that the least of our problems with this one? So that's Vanessa, the drunkest person I've ever seen on one of these cop camps.

Ladies and gentlemen, one more time for Dick Masterson. Thank you, Dick. Do you want to let him hang out for the... I don't have another show. I can move him. Mike over. Yeah, let's, uh, we have to move everything over. So, yeah, Brian Johnson's here, everybody. Brian, let's get up here.

I'm going to get Brian a chair. We're organized. We got screens tonight. That's great. The crazy thing is, this is the most professional show yet. It's not even close. Oh, you want to talk about the HECadia? The ball and the thing there. Ladies and gentlemen, the great Brian Jotson from television. I'm Steve Dave.

Welcome, Brian. How about this for star studded today, kids? Now, uh, I think you know what time it is. Skull parade. Take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum parade, Vinnie and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit.

Scum parade like stories of a kid. Fucked by his mom or dad Soaking up a blood of a cat scum parade Ladies and gentlemen I'm so excited because today we are going to give you something a little bit different and a little special Because this is our first live show Pretty much ever we did a roast

But we're doing a live creep-off when we're in Las Vegas and we do a lot of stories for Las Vegas in the scum parade So today ladies and gentlemen I give you the Las Vegas scum parade All-Star team. These are the top five. If I'm drafted creeps out of this city, these are my top five. And Carl, the very first person, my first pick,

is a guy who brought a segment to our show that brings me nothing but joy. Hit the music. This is the baby thrower. The tight spiral is key with a baby. Now, I love his mug shot. This is Clarence Edward Martin, and I believe the police really wanted him to smile for this mug shot.

I think that's what's going on here. He's seeing Santa for the first time. It looks like me at the dentist. No! No! This man is the very first baby thrower we ever featured on the show. And let me tell you something. He really left an impression on us and the parking lot that he threw the baby in. So it's a Saturday morning at October 2020.

It's 2 a.m. And Martin's fiancé, Nicole Poole, is in their apartment. She was sitting in the living room breastfeeding the baby. She had just finished breastfeeding it. And apparently there was a little bit of an argument going on because Clarence felt that Nicole might be cheating on him and he was concerned about that. Yeah, with the baby, you're just stuck in her tent.

What the fuck? I come home to this. So Oh, at least you guys Oh, I just beat Dick to it He was trying to say the same thing I was going to say something totally different Oh, please do

The microphone is yours, sir Yeah, right, exactly So She's sitting on the couch With the baby And he comes out and says, oh, I'll take him And he takes the baby And she's just sitting there

Watching TV and he walks out Under the balcony with the baby and she's watching TV. Late night shows it's 2 a.m. And he walks back in and she goes, hey, where is the baby? And she ran outside to found the baby laying on the ground 22 and a half feet away from their balcony. What story were they on?

Second. Second? Yeah. Oh, that's pretty good. That's like the hammer throw, right? You know, if this guy wasn't, in prison, I would suggest the Raiders scout him. Yeah. They still might, Vinnie.

Now, half the Raiders are in prison. I have to say, Vinny, when you sent me this link, it was broken, so I had to Google baby thrown from balcony. Uh-huh. There are a lot. Like, way more than you would think. Let me tell you something. If you were ever one of those couples that was out there trying to find a baby, just go to a low-income apartment complex, stand in a parking lot with a basket.

Yeah. Just see who comes from your wife. Late 80s arcade games. You have to fight the pedophiles, though. Oh, they're out there, too. That's the problem. Hey, wait, why do you want this baby? I'm just trying to save it to life. Sure you are.

Me too. Me too. Me too. So, I got to be honest with you. That's the worst, most heinous thing in the world. But as the mother, Nicole, goes out to go find the baby, he sets the apartment on fire. He fucking just sets the place on fire.

So, wait, was she cheating on him? that it would justify some of this. No, he's severely mentally ill. It's really the issue here. That's too bad. Now, as he tries to, as she realizes the house is on fire, she's trying to pick up the baby. I don't know, she's got a shovel or something,

like one of those pizza things that she used to. She's trying to get the kid up, and she looks up and her house is on fire. And then she looks up, and there he goes off in her car, speeding away, smashing into every fucking car of the road on the way out. Is this like a vaudeville act? Oh, no, the baby. Oh, no, the baby!

Oh, no, my car! I believe this was going out. Yeah. It's pretty plate. Cocaine's a hell of a drug. I don't know. We might even be able to throw one of these in there for that one. Don't talk about Matt, baby.

This guy decided. the best place to go while evading the police airport yeah he is very much arrested and he is in prison but that is my first pick that is clarence edward martin las Vegas's own now folks creeps have brought us a ton of joy over the years and who could forget this beauty right here this is uh cadisha bishop is she single she might have a lady friend or two in the jail. I don't know. But this piece of shit had an unforgettable bus ride back in 2019 that made headlines around the world.

You see, she's serving currently a 20-year sentence for killing a 74-year-old man named Sergei Fornier. Now, let's go to the tape. This poor guy is on a bus and she is yelling at everybody on the bus. She's being a fucking

problem. She's yelling and starting fights with everybody. And it's this poor old fucking guy's stop. So as he's trying to get off the bus. Hold on, it'll get there. She's yelling right now. That's her holding the thing.

She's yelling at everyone and being an asshole. I don't know why that did that. Sorry, guys. I did, didn't I? That's a snuff film. Yeah. The only show that's going to give you a snuff film at Hackamania. All right, let's try it again.

I'm going to tell you something right now. this is pretty bad. So this old guy, she's yelling everybody, he says, you should be nicer to people. What do you think she's shouting at, or about, the Federal Reserve? Probably, yeah. Yeah. He just says... She's like, you know, Woodrow Wilson.

Oh! That is not a great dismount. Yeah, didn't stick the landing. He did not stick the landing, and I'm not going to show it again because I'm not that kind of a creep. But this piece of shit was charged with murder, and she very much

deserved it. Now, during that time, she was also, she got bail. They gave her a $100,000 bail and they let her out because this was obviously an accident, a terrible accident. Well, it's either bail or conditions that she doesn't murder any more elderly people. She's like, I'll take bail. That's like one of my top three fears is being shoved off a bus by an angry black lady. Yeah. You get to a certain age, don't you, right? You and Kumiya both. There are all kinds of possibilities. So she also, during this time, well, she's out on bail, she gets charged with grand larceny because she was stealing credit cards

and then she stole a 2020 Chevy Impala from a rental car company. Yeah, she fucking murders a dude, steals somebody's credit card, goes and rents a car and then steals the car. And then they catch her with it and so she's in prison for a very long time.

That's my number two pick. Pretty good. Pretty good pick. Cadee's a bishop. Now folks... She's getting applause. I like it. She puts on show i'll give her that now here we go sorry folks this is my next creep joseph g martinez he had one of the best matches in russomania i think it was seven i think it was he's one of the moon dogs now don't say he ran a daycare if he had if he had uh band-aids and uh rubber bands on his face

folks this guy is one of my favorite creeps i totally remember when we did this story warms my heart to go back to it another sunday morning Massacre, everybody. Joseph G. Martinez was busted at a Las Vegas church having sex on the steps. Oh, nobody's... Was it a radio stud for Opium Anthony?

What was going on? No, you see, that's not what happened. He found a 35-year-old homeless woman who had OD'd... On cock? No, but she was definitely dead. And...

Probably for a good four hours before this incident, according to the coroner. Was it cold at least? No, it's Vegas. It was probably still pretty warm. Vegas heat, buddy. Unfortunately, it's a dry heat. Unfortunately, it was a wet fuck. So the problem was,

at this point he's trying to have a nice trist on the church steps you know it's Sin City after all but the pastor showed up to open up for Sunday services and he goes shows up and he's like is that a homeless guy fucking a

the worst part isn't even that a woman died at a church like in front of a church the cop actually said Jesus Christ or the cat not the cop the pastor did so he shows up to get ready for service he sees This guy balls deep in a dead woman.

So they call the police. They show up and they arrest him for defiling a body. That's the only charge he's gotten from this. But is it? No, they actually banned fucking corpses in 1997. So he's charged with unlawful sexual penetration of a dead body. Now, the good news is police say he was never a suspect in the woman's death. She had overdosed and then he came across the body.

Come on. Opportunistic. That is luck. Yeah, right. Did they stop him before he did come across the body? Oh. Oh, no. They let him finish.

That's good. I mean, listen, if you're a cop, you deal with a lot of stuff. You saw this woman we just dealt with. You deal a lot of stuff. I'm going to let the crazy hole this guy. Just finish up. Just finish, man. You're going to be a lot less spry when I got to arrest you.

Yeah, man. You don't want a guy with like a load pent up in him. Crazy dude. Could get anywhere. Not good. Even though this guy is like a dead homeless woman fucker, at some point in his life, he's like, I need a little bit of a glow-up.

I'm going to get a tear-drop piercing. I think that's going to make me look better. At one point, that dude cared enough. Yeah. You know what? That is a wonderful thought there. I don't want to be defined by that one time I did that one thing. On the streets, they called him Sparkle.

He's a real brave soul. That's Joseph G. Martinez, my three-pick. Ladies and gentlemen, let's keep on moving. This is Michael Skeleton. Yes, he is. And the tape showed it, but I'm not going to show you this one. He was a school district custodian. Yeah.

And he wasn't like a good one, so he was one of the on-call custodians. They would, like, if they needed somebody, they would call this fucking guy, be like, come on over here in Queen's School number four or whatever. So a teacher. One of them gets busted for rape. They got to hire an emergency one. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I imagine the turnover rate at school custodians pretty high. So a teacher at the Dundaro Elementary School here in Las Vegas noticed by their desk there was like a viscous substance around their stuff a couple of times, a couple of times. Jagging it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, spike it, spike in it, smack. And this school is apparently not a very good one. They have like a police office in the building. It's like a Raiders game. There's a court system involved. So there's like a school district police office, and they decide, okay, we need to investigate this.

So they put hidden cameras around the school. And about a week later, they find Michael, he comes in. They call him the floater custodian comes in, and he goes into the classroom, has all the lights off. It's like a mind freak. Chris Angel, he's the floater. Yeah, he left the floater, all right. So he takes his pants off. He's in the middle of this classroom.

They turn the lights off, and he just lays in the middle of the floor, jerking it. He gets up and he's just jerking it, wandering around the classroom. And then he just shoots the load. The car's up house on me by that honk and say hello. And I got a jacket. From his window.

And here's the thing. You're the janitor, dude. At least clean it the fuck up. That's true. That's a good point. It's the one thing you should be good at. He just leaves the fucking load, puts his pants back on, and starts pushing the fucking thing with the mop on it down the hallway.

Did he take his shirt off or just his pants? He was Donald Ducking it, Dick. Oh, that's weird. Agreed. That's the weird part. Yeah. Agreed. So when he gets arrested, he admits to several dozen similar episodes since beginning of the school year.

Apparently he does it a lot. He said he did it because he found the teacher attractive. And he was suspended from his job without. pay. Good. And he ended up getting eventually sentenced to 364 days in jail. And

the officer who investigated this was the school district's police sergeant Mitch Machesek. Now I'm going to show you Mitch here. That's him. Let's talk about this guy. It's the same guy without the glasses on. We have never

covered this guy in the scum parade, but I got to tell you, when I was researching Michael skeleton, this motherfucker's getting some honorable mention. You see, he is the detective for these offices, and he goes from school to school, and he's around all these places. And at one of the other schools, a few years before that,

there was a bit of an incident. And it came public after this incident, because this guy was very public about catching this gentleman masturbating. Well, another one of the police school officers one day tried to get into the police office, and he goes to open the door

and it's locked. So he takes out his key and he uses his key, and then he opens the drawer again, and it's chained. And he's like, what the fuck? And he starts seeing through, and when he does, he sees this guy sitting behind a desk goes, oh! And fucking runs away.

And this dude gets... It's a pop-up, Mom. I wasn't looking at this stuff. This thing gets the fucking chain off, goes in, and this motherfucker's belt is sitting on the desk, and there's Asian porn, according to him, on the computer. So when they needed someone to catch a fucking public masturbator

They brought in a Hannibal Lecter Of public masturbators He's on our side guys Masturbate He's like the one from like catch me if he can They turned him and made it work for the cops now So I feel like he deserved honorable mention That's Sergeant Mitch Mazzek

Wouldn't you like When you're a superior put you in charge Wouldn't you be like In light of what I've done already wouldn't you want to recuse yourself as opposed to thrust yourself into the spotlight? Yes. Now, they did pick the best man for the job.

That's what I'm saying. I agree. But I feel like this guy never thought any of this stuff would come back to haunt him. It was just like, ah, come on, nothing happened. I was just fixing my belt. What kind of Asian porn? Is it like tentacle porn

or throwing up in each other's mouths, like that kind of stuff? Yeah, this is an important part of the story. I'm sure you have it in your notes there. Vinny what type of Asian part it was Well were the Bush's pixelated Yeah right Bush pixelated pretty normal stuff

Wait did they pixelate the genitalia in Asian poor Someone told me I think I read an article about that right Is that a real thing? I don't know Yeah someone told me that once I don't know This guy looks like he watches people sit on pies Oh remember that video we had the kids eating Peanut Butter off the other kid's feet in the gymnasium I think that was his idea.

I have an idea how we could raise money. Let me just get the... I'm going to call my friend Patrick Melton. He has a streaming service. Get a can of Jif. The stream went down. No, that's a good thing. I had children licking peanut butter.

All right, guys. Let's hit up our last story, shall we? Today, let's meet Colin Chesnik. I believe it's Czech, actually. Forgive me. Now, this guy, he's a recent creep. His crime happened on May. first, 2024.

And his crime was not being photogenic. I mean, do you have to be a sad sack for every picture? Seriously. Where were the cops to pull his smile out like they did for Michael? Now, this happened at a 7-11 at Charleston and Las Vegas Boulevard, an employee called 911 after a man tackled and punched a customer in the parking lot. Now, the caller also stated, the suspect was banging his head on the concrete,

screaming and yelling and pacing in front of the business. Then at 5.33 a.m., another call came in from just up the street. Witnesses reported a man fitting the same description at a bus stop, eating the face of another gentleman. Hold on. Where is it? We'll do it for real this time. You shouldn't do drugs. Let's talk about it, yes, sir, re. Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things, meth and see. Let's talk about meth. Now, they looked out This guy was working in the gas station

And he sees this guy attacking people He's standing around outside of the store for hours And then he calls the police on him After he attacked this guy and he runs away Very quickly after again The police are called by somebody else And they go, there's a motherfucker You're eating a guy's face off

And that's what happened. He attacked some dude Who was in a wheelchair by the bus stop Pulled him out of the chair and bit off his nose, his ear, and tried to rip out his eyeball. And that man went on to co-host with Stuttering John Melinda, so it's... What the hell is he supposed to be? So there's an evaluation by a couple of doctors, and they're saying that he's going to be caught.

They found him not competent to stand trial, so he's locked up right now in prison, probably not too far away from here. And again, this just happened two months ago, so stay safe out there. Vegas. How do they prove that he was insane because he ate someone's nose? I think that's

pretty cut and dry. My favorite part of this is he goes, the cops say when apprehended we noticed matter on his mouth and shirt. So he's a messy eater too. We can add that to the list. But he's got an amazing eyeball trick. Who's got your nose?

Who's got your nose? Who's got your nose? Blos audiences away. So, ladies and gentlemen, he just snuck on to my starting five of the Scum Parade, Las Vegas All-Stars. How about it? I would like to thank Brian Johnson.

Thank you, Vinny. And Dick Masterson. Hey, both these guys will be back up with who are these podcasts. We have nobody likes onions coming up next. NLO. Supertips. Oh, yeah, we're going to do Super Tips.

but I'm trying to promote the rest of our shows here, Patrick. The one time you'd trump me, as I'm trying to promote. So nobody likes onions is coming up next. And then who are these podcasts? These guys will be here. Many will be there for that. Looking forward to that. And then Tuki Soup with Pat Dixon and some other shenanigans going on later tonight.

So, well, strep in, everybody. Brian Jotson, make sure you're checking out. Tell him, Steve, Dave. And obviously, the Dick's show and biggest problem in the universe, everybody. So, guys, thank you so much. We are going to get to the voting part of. this show right now. And I need to bring up our results girl, Mahalia.

So I'm going to ask you gentlemen to step out for a minute or forever. Mahalia! Ladies and John, and one of our favorite results girls, Vegas' own, Mahalia is here. Let's read some super tips while she's coming up. Let's do that. All right. PAA podcast.

I was talking to these people. Oh, thanks for the five bucks. They said, I feel bad because I called Vinnie Chris. Didn't call him Mike, though. Another win for PAA. Carl do the Lisa thing, Lita you know what you know what i can't digest cheese can you believe it can you believe that can you believe it but i like pizza and i like behelia what's up mahalia hello hello hello creepos in attendance and those listening live around the world get a little closer

to that mic now uh we're going to read some more of these uh super tips thanks for the three dollars anonymous uh vini please stop you want you already won i did you anonymous i never wanted watch that guy. Anonymous hates you very much. So Carl, there's another one, five bucks anonymous. Vinnie won't talk on the topic of minors. Did Vito use up all the pedal points for hackamania? What's Lady Kay supposed to do? I know. I was very upset. There is an allowance for Pito jokes for hackamania. We all put our money into the peto jar and it's full now. Anonymous says $5. I like this anonymous. We dropped the ball. As soon as the woman is deceased, Dick and Carl forgot the important question.

What was their cup size? Oh, my gosh. I'm embarrassed. My face is red right now. Getting called out in front of a live audience like that. It's a good point. What else we got? Oh, that's it?

All right. I'm caught up. So, me hell yeah, I've asked you to keep an eye on the score, but I'm not going to have you read it just yet because we have a consequence. And I want to thank Chrissy, Christina Marie, for making us this wonderful shirt that the loser is going to have to wear for the rest of the night. Yeah, for the rest of the night tonight at Hackamania, and we'll be here, Bell to Bell, we'll be wearing the shirt, and we'll take pictures with you.

whatever you want. If you want to humiliate us, that's fine. But Chrissy, thank you very much. There's Chrissy right there. She made the shirt. Give it up for her. Now, I also want to say thanks to my buddy Eric for making me this dope creep-off shirt.

I'm fucking, thank you, buddy. I don't want to forget you. Right on. So, Carl, show everybody what you're going to be wearing the rest of the night. It says, I'm sorry I'm late. I'm gay and I was having gay sex. Not that there's anything wrong with that

but Carl really doesn't want to wear it because then he's playing into the stereotype there is something wrong with that. Being late is never okay. Good point. We also have coosies. Now, we hope everybody voted. Mahalia, do you have results? Do you know who the winner is? You know, I do have results and I do have a day to ruin. However, first,

I actually have a question. Okay. If you are not a member of the Creep-off Patreon, what the fuck are you doing? That's a great question. And let's answer them through Super Tips. Let's see. Oh, are there more? Okay, I'm confused. Okay, good job, Mahalia.

Make sure you support the show. Thank you, Mahalia. We do appreciate that. We do a bonus show every week, every Friday. Vinny and I get together in my basement and record a bonus show. And they're some of the most fun shows that we do. So send it for our Patreon. or back dot by, or Supercast.

Now, everybody, can we get a drum roll? Mahalia, let's hear what's going on. Tell us the results. What's going on is, I want to say a close competition, but more of a landslide. Oh, good. I had a feeling I was going to win by a lot on this one. That's awesome.

So coming in with a hot, nearly 94% of the vote. Yes, yes, yes. Let's go! Let's go! Let's see that. Let's see that. Oh, please. Fuck yeah. And this is a huge deal of fun.

Come on. We made the shirt extra big to in case I had to wear it, but Carl fits it nicely these days. Good job. Hey guys, thank you for coming to the creep off live and hanging out with us this afternoon. Do you have fun? Thank you so much Pat Dixon.

Pat Dixon, Dickerson, Brian Johnson, and the lovely Mahalia. Mahalia, tell everybody where they could follow you if they would like to. You can follow me at Mahalia on Instagram. That's M-A-H-E-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Y-E-A-H at Mahleya on Instagram. Hey, there's four owls? Four else. Holy shit. I wasn't expecting that, but I'm like, she's definitely spelling this wrong.

Yeah, please no one make a fake one with only three owls. That would be terrible if that happened. Thank you guys so much. Thank you, Pat Bell. Give up for Patrick for doing all this work. We're out of here, guys. We'll see you later for WATP.