The Creep Off - Episode 217: The Adventures of Houdini & Son

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

In this episode Karl & Vinnie kick-off the Creep Off Pride Celebration with their nominations for creepiest “L”: In Karl’s cop cam segment we meet a very drunk escape artist and her very embarrassed son: In the Scum Parade, we meet a couple in the middle of squabble, An awful new mom and a Harry Potter villain The score is currently Vinnie 2 - Karl 1, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerGet your tickets to Hackamania in Las Vegas at Hackamania.com use promo code “Creep” and save 20%Check out the Scum Parade stories: Wife Charged After Husband Dies From Falling Off Car Hood As Fight At Wendy’s Over Nintendo Switch Escalated (greasynews.com)‘Like Mike Tyson;’ Nassau County man charged after biting person’s ear off, deputies say – Action News JaxWoman Accused of Concealing Birth After Baby Found in IHOP Restroom (frontpagedetectives.com)Crazed Wig Wearing Man Who Laughed During Stabbing Of 4 At Theater And 2 At McDonald's Identified As Son Of Wealthy Businessman (greasynews.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Vinny, we're back from Vegas, buddy. We're back and everything's back to normal. Well, not really. No shit. We're in the wrong studio today, folks. We're hanging out at the WATP headquarters. Yeah, and I am not comfortable here. Nor should you be.

No one is. All right, let's start the show. Let's do it. What you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of Thanks. I'm going to give the people what they want.

Sensation. Horror shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Oh no. Disgusting vomit-inducing thing? Perfect.

Just like Sean. Hey, everybody. Welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. My name is Vinnie. And joining me as always, it's my co-host. Hot cuckaca, Carl! What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? I am coming off of what was probably the worst loss, not in the creep-off history, but in all

of podcasting history, which I realize is, what, 15 years or so, but still, that's pretty bad. Does that mean that I have the greatest win in podcast history? I think that's what that means, because do we ever count up the votes? All I know is that you've got 95% of them. I'm pretty happy about it. We did our show in Vegas in front of a live audience, and boy, I have to tell you, Carl, we did the creep off roast, right? Yes. And we had a pretty full house for that. We sold it out. We had a full room and of creepos. People who I know know and love this show. For sure. Get what we do. Yes. Now we go to Las Vegas. There was very little vomiting going on at either of these live shows, which I was surprised by. I agreed. I assumed

most of our people would need a bucket next time. But we go to Vegas. We're part of somebody else's show, Hackomania. You know how I know that? Because the creepop was written on the poster. So I know we were part of someone else's show. You love rubbing that in my face. I love how you're... You should be as offended as I am. I'm going to kick melt his ass. In fact, I'm driving to Vegas this weekend.

We're just done it when you were there. We're going to roll up. Roll up. Roll up. So we did a show. We did this show to creep off in front of a group of people that I don't know, know what we are. In fact, I was told people after said, I didn't know what this show was. I had no idea what it was, but I loved it.

Nice. So we won some people over. We won people over, and we sat there in front of a room full of people and delivered the content, the way we deliver our content. And I watched people smiling and laughing. And that did this old pig heart good. I felt so happy knowing that people really enjoyed the show, especially live like that. So thank you to everybody who came out. Thank you for coming back and joining us on today's episode.

I thought for sure I had a good creep because we had to bring our creepiest Vegas liver. Vegaser. Vegas E. What do you call somebody? lives in Vegas. Vagan? Lost vegan? Lost vegan, yes.

And I brought a guy, robbed a bank, broke out of jail, the help of him his wife, then gets picked up by the police, they find out where he is, murder his entire family and himself, including a four and five-year-old girl. I thought that was pretty creepy behavior, but not even close. No, no. My guy was the basis for the aristocrats choke. Yes, it sure was. Wow.

If you missed last week's episode, you can tune in and listen. to it. We put it out there for free. We didn't put it behind the paywall. It's on our regular channel. It's on YouTube. If you have not seen it, it is on the creep off YouTube channel. Those of you are watching on WATP's channel, do us a favor. Go over there, throw us a like, throw us a subscription. We really appreciate that if you like the show. It doesn't hurt to subscribe. It helps us a lot. You click the notifications. Then you remember on Mondays at 1 o'clock. Oh, that's right. The creep off is on. Carl and Vinnie are going to bring me creeps today. I just ate lunch. Maybe I'll listen to horrific tales of true crime. It is

Super Chat Monday, Carl. It is Super Chat Monday. I want to congratulate Joseph Collins being the first one in here to celebrate with us. $5. It says, Happy Super Chat Monday, everyone.

Let's go Celtics. Damn straight. Celtics was real good last night and in game one. They are in total control, but going back to Dallas. They're going back to Dallas. And I'll tell you what,

man. Nothing would make me happier than watching Jason Tatum and fucking Janlon Brown lift that trophy and laughing Kyrie Irving's fucking face. Nothing would bring me more joy.

So, two games left, guys. Two games, he's called a sweep. Two games to the goal. He's calling the sweep. Joseph Cowell's other five bucks says, I thought Carl would have picked Delete Laws for Biggest Creep in Vegas. Yeah, maybe I should have. You may have dropped the ball.

Maybe I should have picked Delete Laws. He was a creep after all. So we might get feedback for a second. Hold on one second, folks. I thought Carol would have picked Delete Laws. It's my fault. There we go. I want to be able to see all the Super Chats.

And I can't from this computer. I see. Got two. says you should have you should teach the biggest problem in the universe how to win the crowd they were they had an uphill battle because they couldn't play any music and no production moody and patrick we're still trying to figure things out from the sound sound wise and production wise what i've learned from uh doing these live shows is the best way to engage the audience and saying things like are you ready folks ladies and gentlemen you're the

Things like that really gets the crowd behind me. I will tell you, we played a sold-out theater in Philadelphia with the biggest problem in the universe and they crushed it. Yeah, they're great. They were fantastic. Dick and Vito are great fellows. Yeah, Dick is really good. Way to leave me hanging. All right.

You just had me vouch for Vito on. God damn. I take back my vouching for Vito. Did I ever say I was a good friend? Vito is a criminal. Vito is a insane criminal. Whoa. No one's saying that either.

All right, so that kind of recaps where we were at. Now, we're in the month of June, and this is a big deal for Vinny and myself, because obviously we have a huge blow on every Juneteenth. That's been a big holiday for us since the beginning. Yep. That's all we ever talk about. Yes, June 10th, we call it. Well, I call it Juneteenth, whatever you want to call it.

I care about the slaves who spent an extra couple of years being slaves after they were freed. That's what I'm celebrating. Yeah, I understand. Everybody is, except for me. But the other reason why June's a big month for us is because it's Pride Month. And I got to tell you, Betty, when I think of the LGBT-Q-plus community, I think these are people who could do no wrong. These are people that should be celebrated, not just one month a year, 12 months a year, 13 months a year, 11 months a year's a decade. Let's add a month.

Let's add a month. We'll call it Gay Tober. Well, anyway, that's the impression that I've always had. And then we decided, why don't we celebrate on the creep off? by going down the alphabet. And today's category is creepiest lesbian. Yes, we'll start at the beginning with L. And holy shit.

I stand corrected. Some of these LGBTQ plus people are out of their fucking minds. What I've learned, folks, is that for every Harvey Milk, there is a Dahmer. Yes. You see, that's how that works. There's a yig-and-a-gag to all of this. That's a good point. So, obviously, you won the last week.

Do you want to get started here with our creep-off episode? it. Let's do it. Now, folks, I'm going to give you a little disclaimer before I get going. Your boy, Vinnie, has been through the ringer the last 36 hours. And boy, I thought I had my creep. And then I fucked up and realized I couldn't use the person that I prepared for. So I had to pivot. Why?

Did she like the D? Did you do a little research? And you're like, I'm going to put a T this way. This is creepiest L. I'm going to save that person for Creepiest Plus. Okay. Perfect. I'm going to save that person for Creepious Plus.

Very good. So today, I guess I had to scramble and I had to find somebody, and I think I did. But I'm going to make sure I have these details right. I want you to meet Nicole Abu Sharif. Can you show my picture of Nicole? Oh, I would love to do that. Let me just, uh, okay. I appreciate that.

Nicole, just do this one? All right. We pop that up on the screen for everybody. This is Nicole. And now I like, I would like to introduce you to her longtime girlfriend, Becky. Let's meet Becky. Nicole and Becky. okay well they look fun couple of cuties sure they look like they're in love

Nicole's heads all nestled in and with Becky it's very cute now they had been together for about seven years they shared a home in Villa Park Illinois and on March 16th 20 2007 ill what now Illinois I always say Illinois I don't know bring the Illinois all right I've been doing it since I was a kid I'm pretty dumb fat kid it's fine the self-loat thing today is through the roof I got to say all you been doing is getting complimented. You're losing all this way. You're doing a great job. Watching all the Vegas recap shows. Everyone's like,

holy shit. If I could suck any man's dick in the dabble verse, it'd be Vinnie Paul. He is that? Everyone's saying that. Everyone's saying that. I mean, it was too key, but still. And now you're just like full of self-loathe because you couldn't get the internet to work at the comedy club. I'm not full of self-loathing

because of that. There's a lot of other reasons. Ah, I should have known. My bad. So, Rebecca, Becky, Um, you know, she and they're living together. They have a great relationship. She believes. Okay.

But it turns out that Nicole has been on online. And now we're talking 2007. So she was on a little website you may have heard of called Myspace. Sure. And on MySpace, she met a much younger woman. 19 year old Rose Salado. So MySpace wasn't all just Dane Cook and Tealotilla. There were other things, too?

Lesbian hookups. Well, I mentioned Teal and Tealahua. Oh, good point. Yeah. No, no, that was it. Okay. That was it. And they started talking for a couple of months, and let me tell you something, Nicole was so full

of stories. Nicole had so many stories. Did you know Nicole was a firefighter who was how dig bodies out of 9-11? Oh, wow. That's impressive. She wasn't, but she told her she was. Did she get cast on that show The League for making that story up? She should have been.

She should have been. Now, she's making up all sorts of stories, making herself a hero and trying to develop a relationship with this 19 year old and it gets to the point where they are going to go meet finally. Nice. Now two days before they meet I think Nicole realized shit I'm in a committed relationship with Becky

I can't just go cheat on her. That would be really awful. So what Nicole did was ambush Becky in their apartment. She snuck up behind her, grabbed her, choked, started choking her, held her down and knocked her out by bashing her head on the floor when she was knocked out. Because she was worried about

hurting her feelings? Well, then what she did was she duct tape her hands and her feet together. And then she got a plastic bag and she put it over, she stuffed stuff in her mouth, taped her mouth shut, put a plastic bag over her head, and let her suffocate right there on the floor. Now, what to

do then? You're single. So what she does is she puts Becky's body in the trunk of their 1966 Mustang. Great taste. Wow. It's a lovely car. Sure. But it's also the same car that she used two nights later to pick up Rose for their very first date, they went bowling in the car with the body in the trunk.

She hadn't removed the body from the trunk yet? No, the body's in the trunk. Okay, that's not good. Because you can't just leave the body out because Nicole, you know, had plans for after bowling. So she takes Rose back to the house that is now Beckyless. Yeah. Because she did her job, you know, she ended her relationship perfectly. I hope she took out all the photos of them and stuff like that too. Well, there was still some of Becky stuff around and Rose was a little suspicious of this. And Nicole's just like, oh, that's my roommate stuff. Sure. My ex-roomate stuff.

Wink. Yeah. Yeah. So. Don't worry. You want to have to deal with her. I know what you're wondering. I know what you're wondering.

Yes, Nicole got lucky on her first date. Nice. Yes. They fucked in the same room that she murdered her seven-year-living girlfriend. I was wondering that. Because I know like gay guys will hook up pretty quickly, but I didn't know about lesbian. I don't know what that culture. I know a lot of gay guys.

Okay. So, you know, I missed one lie that I forgot, Rose told, or Nicole told Rose. She also is a cancer survivor. She was, so she's a cancer survivor, 9-11, hero. Wow. Hero. And newly single. So, by the way, if a girl told me these things, that would just seem like baggage.

That wouldn't turn me out of that any single way. Yeah, agreed. Yeah. But this 19-year-old, easy to impress. I guess. Horny and easy to impress. All it took was a bowling date. I think it was a bowling date

So a couple of days later Rebecca's employer starts calling the house Because she hadn't shown up for work Now, drag I had the perfect plan I got a new chick I'm single I'm getting fucking laid

Ah fuck there's loose sense here This other person has a whole life And now they're gone What do I do? She didn't think about any of this Because she's a creep She was thinking with her dick Okay, yep, fair enough

And what she ends up doing is saying, oh, she's not with you. I thought she was at work and stuff. I don't know what's happening. So fucking stupid Nicole decides to call the police herself and report Becky missing. Well, okay. Well, guess what happens when you do that?

They come over? They come over. And then they start smelling around, sticking around. And eventually, any lesbians live here? Like, ah, funny your ass, actually, yes. A lot of less sex. I got to tell you, something is cutting through that tuna smell pretty hard. I think it's coming from the trunk.

Oh, no. And it did not take the cops very long after about a day and a half of suspicion because they were pretty sure it was Nicole, before they popped open the truck and found her body that she had left in there for days. And on that, they found Nicole's fingerprints on the tape, on the bags. They found her hair on the ball gag, DNA all over the place. And in case you were wondering. That's the thing with girls. They leave their shit everywhere.

You get into a relationship with them, whether they're murder. you or just spending the night, they're going to leave shit there. Yeah. They can't help it. And in case you were wondering, is that all incriminating evidence? You bet you. I would imagine. Because when she went to trial, she was convicted of first-degree murder after only 13 hours of jury deliberation.

And she got 60 years in prison. Unique Dave says, is Becky okay? No, Becky's dead. But is she okay, though? She's not okay. No, probably in hell from what I've read. Not okay. Why? Because she's gay?

Yeah, I've read that somewhere. There's a book I read, and a couple signs I saw out of thing once. I don't know if I believe it or not. I mean, I believe that book just talks about man lying with man, though, right? Good point. Because even Jesus is just like, I mean, some hot lesbo action is cool from time to time. Why do you think I created it? Right.

I believe he's taking credit for it, honestly. Why wouldn't he? And then I look at him and say, well, then that means you made the gay stuff, too. And then Jesus is going to get all upset. By the way, I still have a fucking cold. from Vegas. I think I got Joey Citis. I swear to God, I've had this weird fucking cold thing. Go to

the desert and get a cold? What the fuck? So just kidding, LGBT-plus community. There is no heaven or hell. We're just making fun of religion. Don't get upset. All right. I mean, who's to say? So, Carl, that is my creep. Nicole Abu Sharif. Very good. Went on her

first day with the dead body of her girlfriend in the trunk. All right. I like it. Minnie? Good presentation. Thank you. Well done, sir. It's my turn but before we do that i just want to run through some quick superchats because we are celebrating a very special holiday today it is super chat monday here on the creep off and high and tight coming in with five bucks itm jents in the morning to you high and tight it's a fun name doche of the dabblevers coming to five bucks that reality show is legit the creepiest the creepoff is not even a close

second hug it was describing the bj she gives dan this morning yes she swallows okay so i was invited on their show this morning i got a message at eight a m like hey do you want to hop on this. I was like, I have no internet. I can't sorry. Yeah, I saw... Sorry, I missed it. I saw that Dusha the Davelverse was on there from his truck, and who else was on there? Fuck, now I'm forgetting the other person's name, but yeah, they had some

guests on there. I tuned in just to see if Lisa was back. She's not. So, get well soon, Lisa. Hope she's back soon. They use... Whoever put together their intro uses me singing the Lisa answering machine or thing.

Hey, by the way, guys, everybody knows how to swallow she's no quitter oh god i don't want to hear about that i really don't want to hear about that but yeah that's interesting i'll have to check that out that sounds horrendous uh bronco two bucks says vini has ozepic track marks yeah i do not rumors going around yeah they're all ugly and lies and unfounded dang lizard garnered with two euros the creepoff sponsored by divorce attorney shovel uh oh speaking of that reality show devils join us here five bucks Carl and Vinnie, I set you some stuff you want to see slash here. Check it out later on.

Have a good day, guys. And thanks for everything. Thank you, Devil's Joint. We'll do, DJ. Everything that you're doing for Helga and Lisa. And I am going to buy some merch from them. I got to get the shirt that says, I like pizza. Why do you think you need the I like pizza shirt?

All right. Do you want it? I don't want to be Twinsies with you. All right. Well, you get the I like pizza shirt then. I'll get the shirt that says, I can't digest cheese. Perfect. I don't think there is a shirt that says, Sam.

uh devil's joint i think you need to get on that no no no no caro needs a special shirt i don't need request shirts carl needs a special shirt everybody no no no no all right carl who's your creepiest okay so creepiest lesbian is the category i want to introduce you vini to a very cute couple this is jessica and valerie and they are australian now did i like to go down on that night yes very good vitty 19 and 20 years old They look thrilled. I bet you can only imagine how hot their lesbian sex is. I bet you it's awful.

Look at the disinterested look on these two's faces. Well, okay, but wait until you hear what they're into. You might change your mind. They don't look fun. This story starts with the body of one 16-year-old Stacy Mitchell, which was found in December of 2006 in a garbage bin in West Australia, days after her family reported her missing. Yikes.

Jessica's attorney said that she had been associated with the vampire subculture since the age of 10 when she started experimenting with drinking blood first her own and later that of others a psychologist told the court she had a very strong sexual sadistic tendencies and was sexually aroused by physical torture and violence all big red flags here's what happened Stacy Mitchell born in the UK moved to Australia

ran away from home she's had enough of her folks so she moves in with jessica and valerie and their landlord who lives with them as well and so the three of them are hanging out and they're getting drunk and they're just partying and having fun for like three days well apparently this 16 year old girl stacey gets a little annoying that's the thing about when people talk about you know all these guys are into young girls and all this guy likes girls who are people who are 15, 16, 17, 17, we don't. They're so fucking obnoxious.

Even these two are 19 and 20, it's like, oh, my God, Stacey, we just shut the fuck up, please. So they decide to do something about it. So I don't find that creepy at this point, just because of the fact that that is the consensus for most of humanity. Definitely. I agree with that. So what they do is the pair decide to abludge in Stacey with a concrete block, strangle her with a chain, and then. she's half naked stacey is a 16 year old girl and they've bludgeoned her they strangled her and as she's laying on the ground dying they start getting it all with each other with each other

so they're standing over this dying body and they're pulling up the shirt real slow and the bra comes off hard nipples caressing the mouth goes down there The other one's like Oh, we see what's going on to those panties a year Pannies are getting slipped off It's getting real hot, it's getting real wet It's amazing. Usually I would be standing in attention right now

But you telling me this, my penis is shriveled Inside of my body Did I mention their video recording this? They got their phone out Oh Oh, no This girl is, this teenager is dying They are getting it

They filmed it They filmed it It's great There were early attempts to kill Mitchell before this, including putting broken glass in her drink and spilling oil on the bathroom floor. I can't even imagine. So these two are like

fucking Wiley Coyote. They're trying to just get the 16-year-old roadrunner. Correct. Just annoying roadrunner. They would have to go get to that point, which worked out well. They tried an an anvil. So Peter Blacksell is the sitting

Supreme Court judge of Western Australia. And he says, the pair had shown no remorse and were sexually aroused by violence. The two women were tried in Perth Supreme Court a year after this happened. And during the trial, they smiled, giggled, and whispered at each other. They're like, remember that fucking hot sector heaven while Stacey was breathing her last breaths? During the trial, it was weird when the one was like, hey guys, this is my favorite part. Everybody.

Yeah, right, exactly. Both women pleaded guilty and revealed that after Mitchell's death, they had visited a hardword store to look for a chainsaw and some shovels. They were ordered to serve a minimum of 24 years. Now, I mentioned the landlord. The landlord, David Ross, John Haynes, who also lived with them. I imagine he was in it for the peeping Tom aspect of all this, right? Oh, yeah, the two goth lesbians want to move in?

Yeah, you guys want to move in? That's fine. That's cool. I'm going to get the hole in the door fixed. I promise you that. Don't worry. But that one over, see that painting over there with the, eye holes cut out don't touch that don't touch that's a family heirloom and uh that needs to stay as

is so he was sentenced to two years imprisonment for being an accessory because although he had been fully aware of the plan to kill mitchell he just said that's fine i'll just go in my bedroom to listen the music so they told them like this bitch is so annoying we're gonna get rid of her and he's like yeah no i get it motherfuckers and they're just blasting men at work so that's all they listen to there yes very good and the safety dance right is that man at work i don't I don't know. So then in 2009. Maybe Tom Jones.

These two are in prison. But I've talked about this before. Australian prison is not prison. Isn't the whole island of Australia technically a prison? Yeah. So how bad could real prison be? No, I know. They've made it really nice.

Prison within prison. So the two women were continuing their relationship in prison. They were spending 90 minutes together on weekdays and seven hours a day on weekends. So they're just like fucking les it out in jail. now. Dude, that's like my relationship with my wife. Like, it's the same amount of time. Right.

It's plenty of time. It's enough. It's very good. And then you get your own cell. You don't have to like stay there with. They may have had to made these too. Correct. So unfortunately though, some of the other inmates were just like, hey, I don't get to

fuck my girlfriend from on the outside. Why don't, how come they get to do it with their girlfriends? So Valerie. Oh, tattletails. Valerie was moved to a separate prison. In 2012, three officers were injured following the, intervention in a fight involving Valerie and another inmate. So she's a problem.

She wants out of there. In 2013, Valerie attempted to escape from prison but failed to leave the grounds. It's reported she would face a police charge from that attempted escape. So she might be locked away for a lot longer than that. But that, those are my elves for this year. Hopefully I get a W with these owls. Vote at the creepoff.com for Carl with Jessica and Valerie from Australia. All right, Carl, that's a great presentation.

Everybody don't forget to vote. I could tell if he wasn't paying attention. Oh, no. That was a great presentation. All right, moving on. We got other shit to do. Well, it's not that. I was just trying to think of a great way that I was going to plug the website at the end

and then you did it so well. I had nothing else to say. I'm a pro, buddy. I can't help it. Can that help it? All right. So if you guys have watched the creep up before, you know that we have a new segment that we very much enjoy.

And this actually went over very well in Las Vegas. because we found a crazy person. You found a very drug person. Vanessa. Vanessa. Well, I'm very excited to see what you brought this week for Carl's Copcam. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockcam. Fight with the cops for no reason.

Will you please show me, Carl's Cop Cam? Lose all your rights. Ruin your life. Now, we had a very drunk woman, Vanessa, on the last episode. This woman might be drunker. What? I'll let you decide for yourself. But this woman is hanging out on a bridge in St. Augustine, and multiple 911 calls are made about her being intoxicated, making a scene.

She's with her son, who's probably eight, maybe seven years old. And she is just rip-roaring drunk. So we join our scene. as a female police officer comes to confront her and see what the deal is. I'm Officer Kinney. I'm with the St. Augustine Police Department. I don't have a problem with you. I don't know you.

I don't know your little boy here. Yes. Okay. But I'm being confronted. Un documented. For no reason. I'm sorry. Can you 10.9?

St. Augustine is hit or miss, whether or not you hit evil. Are you hit good? You know, it's one of those things. When you get real intoxicated, you want to talk less around the police. You're only going to say dumb shit the more you talk. And she starts right off with it. She goes, I'm being confronted undocumented for no reason. What do you think that means, ma'am?

What do you think you're trying to say? I don't know what that means. I still don't understand what any of that was. She said St. Augustine's you could catch evil or you could catch good. It's hit her miss. It's hit her miss. It's hit her miss. Apparently she's hitting evil today.

Unfortunately, this feels like gibberish. Yep, it sounds like gibberish. Well, she's upset because apparently people are calling 911, which is why the police showed up. But she, much like Nick Rickada, needs to see documentation. Sure. She's just going to take the police at their word on this. All right.

I mean, would you prefer to walk that way? I would prefer to have documentation of your copies of record. Okay. Of the complaint. Okay. Well, I've gotten two phone calls so far. I would love documentation. Okay.

Well, I can't provide that. you right now in the middle of the bridge. I'd be more than happy to get that to you, but what I'm wondering is for our safety and for the vehicle safe right now? Okay. Solid spread. Here I've got, you're

cussing at me. Am I cussing? All right, so you hear the kids starting to cry, and I like that she goes, well, let's go somewhere safe. She's referring to the traffic driving by not the fact that the bridge bike collapse. It's like, does this

look like Baltimore officer? Yeah. That's not what the concern is, ma'am. That poor little boy is thinking, she's doing it again. Oh, yes. I cut out the entire part where they bring the boy back to grandma's house, but that's all explained that the boy's like, I don't want to be with mom anymore. I don't like mom.

And so this has been going on. This isn't the first incident, obviously. I just want to hug that little guy. Oh, my gosh. I feel so bad for him. So what she's going up in Florida is insane. She is requesting for documentation about why the cops are there to confront her. Yeah.

People called because you. you're drunk with a child in the middle of a bridge. We got to get you paperwork, lady. But is she drunk, though, Vinny? Yes. Is she drunk? I can smell it from here. Okay, you might be right.

No, what? There's a few things that all of these people do. And she checks one of the boxes right away, right off the bat. You are the problem. Okay. Okay? So get back in your parking. I'm going to recommend that you back up.

I'm going to recommend that you back up. in your fucking SUV because you are making shit up that is not happening and i will contact my lawyer immediately to the lawyer i like to you think you're going to scare a police officer way by threatening your lawyer on them let me tell you what uh the police are told we're told back in the day uh if someone says they're going to bring up their lawyer pull out your billy club and bash him over the head with yes correct now that we have cameras yeah by the way this yeah they say just ignore it and do your job yeah that's what they do they don't care that you're threatening with a lawyer that that has so little weight to the police well okay so this is what i wrote down

do you ever realize you're dreaming this happens to me from time to time i realize i'm dreaming because of a scenario in my dream i'm like oh this has to be a dream this is nonsensical does that ever happen to you before yeah you recognize your dream because you're just like oh this the circumstances and the situation are ridiculous if you find yourself threatening a police officer with your lawyer, you should stop and think, am I drunk? Have I had too much to drink? I might be drunk right now because I'm yelling at a police officer and saying that I'm going to sue that with my lawyer. If you ever find those words coming out of your mouth to a police officer, take a minute. Yeah, take a beat. Yeah, take a beat and go, wait a second. I've seen a lot of

these videos on the creep off. Maybe I'm the problem right now. Or think to yourself, what can I do to make sure this video ends up on the creep off? We also appreciate that. Or escalate it. Like this woman does. Don't stop. If you're a fan of the show, get us content. That's my point. So at this point, the officer's like, talks to the little boy.

He's crying. Are you okay? He says he's not okay. So then another police officer comes over to finally handcuff this one. Oh, with the paperwork for her? No, no. Just with handcuffs. Okay.

And she's going to explain how not drunk she is. There's one of us that's not drunk here, and it's me. I am not drunk. Okay. I am buzzed and I am happy. and I've been enjoying my day. Oh, this kid. And I have not cussed it you once.

Do you want to get her in here? We can go. Let's get off the bridge. She's buzzed and she's happy. And her son is bawling his eyes out and crouched out of the cradle position. That is the saddest I've ever seen. The kid has his back to the mother and he's curled up looking at the concrete and

rocking. Yeah, right. This is going to be talked about on couches for years to come. This incident right here. Yeah, if the therapist could get this kid to speak after all this. Dude. Could you imagine? This looks like trauma.

So, Billy, what happened when you were younger? Oh, you haven't seen the video? It went viral. It's got 20 million views on YouTube if you want to pull it up. You didn't see that creep off? Yeah, I mean, it's pretty hard to miss it. All right. So another police officer comes over to help get her into the car.

Now, she's refusing to even use her leg so they have to carry her to the car because, remember, really, she's done nothing wrong here. She's not, she's confused. That's why this is even happening? If they have to carry her, and I'm one of these comments. It's the handcuffs on right over the railing. Just right over the way. Just dangler? And then the kid will jump up.

I give him a high five, take him for an ice cream and take him to ground. No, don't you dangle her for a minute? Just make her think about it. That's fun. I guess that's probably not. This is why I'm not in the forest. I'll be honest with you. I didn't pass the Academy.

Fucking body cams. Ugh. Oh, my, my, me. Stop me. No. I don't, please. You have to tell me why. I am being arrested.

First, you have to raid me my Miranda rights. Why would it matter? You're not going to shut up. You have the right dream silent, you dumb idiots. You're not going to. I was on the

fucking cyborg. You'll pay for this. You will go to fucking help. The only thing he's going to get is paid for this for his paycheck. Yes. And maybe signed some autographs after this gets up on you too,

after this league's real hero for everyone okay so vini what happens next and this is pretty incredible because i've never seen this before she's being detained in the back seat of a cruiser police cruiser now what do you know about the back seat and the front seat they are separated by a divider yes you cannot crawl into the front seat from the back seat unless you are fucking spider man and can torture your body like a hamster through the fucking little tiny hole that there may be. Check this out.

Open your front door. Open your front door. She's on the handcuffs. And she's in the front seat. If that God didn't notice there, she could have been dragged away. God damn, maybe she's not drunk.

She's not smart. She's fighting three police officers. You want to mace a five foot, three foot girl. For what? Five foot three foot girl. She's asking to be mace. Like, we don't normally mace people

when we're on top of them, ma'am. It kind of doesn't work out for everyone involved. You know, I'm getting the vibe with her that creating that baby with her was probably a really good time. Oh, boy, yeah. I bet she's a lot of fun. I bet you this lady's. a lot of fun.

Yes. She probably has a mode where she first gets a little drunk and you're like, she's a good time. And then she gets a little more drunk and you're like, oh, God, can somebody please get her off the bridge? Yeah, please don't get it off my hands. Holy crap. All right. That was, because I looked at the inside of the cop car when you were showing me that. I have no idea how she could have done that.

Well, it's funny, and I don't have this clip either, this is a long video. But when they go back to the precinct and the female officer is telling the other officers that she crawled into the front of the car, She goes, I had no idea anyone could do that. I didn't think you could. I don't know how she did it. Like, she was even baffled by it. They thought like, once you get in the back of the car, you're in the back of the car. But she got out of her cuffs and into the front seat.

So they tackle her, they bring her down. They're putting her back in cuffs again. Unreal. And this is great because you see how fired up she is? For a moment, she realizes her son's over there. She's causing a scene. And she starts crying. But, Vinny, this does not last very long at all.

He took my baby from me. Yes, I will f*** for this. He's on. That changed, Greg. They took my baby from me. Fuck you, officer. I'll kill you. Unfortunately, the baby was a bottle of Jack.

Right, yeah, that's what she was referring to. Yeah, it wasn't the kid. Oh, not good. So she was yelling to the kid, hide my booze. Well, here's another trope with these people who get arrested. they all think it's because they're like CIA you gotta tighten that up I got a tool for you somewhere they don't think there's CIA whistleblowers or something

so she yells out why you do it's because I told the truth because I'm a whistleblower it's like ma'am no that's not one of this that's like uh richie incognito remember didn't he think that he had like secret CIA things on his iPhone I don't remember that it has to do with head trauma I guess is

by point, but you start thinking that you're being targeted by the secret. Yeah, or, you know, when you're drunk. You're also pretty drunk. Yeah, or you're very drunk. Okay. So she's still fighting with the cops at this point in the video. Let go of his leg. She's got the world's leg wrapped around her.

I will trade one life for another. I will trade one life for another. Huh. She's willing to risk her queen on a pawn right now. I don't think that's a good move. I'm willing to trade. Whose lives? His for hers?

Yes. I think that's what she's saying. I will kill all of you. She's going down. Yeah, she's going down today. This is it. That's a hilarious thing to say. So after that...

I had to remember that one for next five. I will trade one life for another. I have it written in my notes in all caps. I love it. So after that, we go back to the fact that these police officers are all going to lose their jobs, many no they're not because they're handling this so poorly according to her and she's still fighting and this is fucking impressive once again cap coming in no they have her paw tied she got shackles around her ankles

she's faced out in the back of the police cruiser go yourself get the off of me fucking harper that's the other thing I was here too that was at to get sexual no She can't force me do whatever the fuck I want. She's free again. She's throwing punches and kicking. Oh, who are you feeling girl, good? Aren't you?

I'm already detained you. She's bad in that position a lot. Look at her pants. See how wet they are? Yeah. She's punching the police officer. Stop hitting me. Oh, yeah.

Stop. Can you grab my glasses? She slipped out of a handcuff. She slipped out the handcuff. She's up that twice now. She slipped out of the handcuff. Okay. Who did he was the right word for this one.

Guys, just throw her over. Just throw her over. I know this all could have been taken care of. Handcuffer and then throw her over. She'll get out of it real quick that way. She'll need to. Yeah. Do everyone a favor here.

Okay. This woman is, what's the old British slang, ass over tea cattle right now? Mm-hmm. She has her back to the floor stuck between the seats of the cruiser with her ass right up in the air and her dirty ass bare feet. A very wet ass. I saw that. I went, well, maybe it's a hot day and she's sweaty or maybe she peed herself.

Dude, that thing stinks. I bet she peed herself. I bet you that thing. She's like, oh, you pervert? Are you having your way with me? He's like, no, ma'am, we're trying to get you to sit up in the back of the cruiser so we can drive you to jail. Do you not understand what's going on? I was trying to think advantage of you sexually right now, you idiot.

You know, is it easier to just when they're hog-tied, put them on the roof? Yeah. That would have been better, for sure. Yeah. Give them a skateboard. Because then she's not going to try to jump off. Even if she gets a hand done, she's going to be like, oh, what do I do? We have a story like that coming up in the scum parade today, which is kind of fun.

Now, she has determined that's not because she's breaking the law and being disorderly. She is what she calls an unbounded soul. All right. And that's why. Code for asshole. No, not in her mind. she's a free spirit many and these police officers you ever met a free spirit you like people call themselves free spirits you ever might one that you're like this is a good person

I'm so happy not even neutral not even neutral on no not even close yeah they always suck they're always annoying they're always in it for themselves they basically it's another word for narcissist yeah it's empathy's out the window because you're a free spirit so here is this free spirit explaining how it's the police officers who are stuck in the matrix Grab the shackles. Grab her legs. Grab her shackles. For what?

She's kind of like a poxel right now. You don't want to do with an unbounded soul? One that can't be a bullet. Like you? You all are, you guys. You bots. You're not. She's shackled on her hands.

She has retard strength. Yeah. You fucking butt. No, they're not. And he's fucking so hard for me. I got it. She's fucking. He's soldier's soul of America.

No. You know what? You know it's all. She said this, she can't be bought. Who's paying? Who's buying? Right, exactly. There's no offer on the table.

So that's probably why. Yeah. The kids, like, I'd like to sell her. Right. Yes. I can't find a buyer. So. I don't know if you officers are like, Dale.

So watch this. This is nuts. Bini, we've seen her escape the cops twice now. Two times. And get out of the back of the cop car. Three things that you never see happen. And then this happens. We're good.

We're good. We're not. God, you fucking. She's out again. She's out. She's out of throwing punches. Oh, she better get your hand away from. She's going to bite.

Stop. Stop acting up. Stop. Oh, the fucking win. Stop. There's no reason. Like a. You.

Stop. You know what? She does not mix well with alcohol. She's cute, though. There were a couple. Yeah, there was a moment there just like, uh, all right. Wow.

She hadn't beat herself. I don't feel good about this. There's no tarp down back there either. There's not so gross. I know. That's one reason to never get put in the back of a cop car because this thing could have been in there. before you.

All right. So we just saw her escape from the handcuffs for a third time. So at this point, they double handcuff her. They're like, all right, get out of this one. Who, Dee? Let's see if you figure that out. Please let her watch her do it. I want to see her do it.

She has one more request when they get back to the, uh, the precinct. So they drive her back and she's still losing her. You'd think she'd calm down. They usually do. They usually do on the ride back. Yeah. They'll yell, it's a little bit. Yeah.

And the, the, the adrenaline drive, dies down. Right. Yeah. case you were wondering she's asking you to fuck her in the ass before you leave she wants you to fuck it

I mean that's what she's saying I'm not gonna condone that kind of be here all right so what does that even mean I'm not condone that but she's asking I mean

now she's just having fun with that she's like just so you know she wants you to fuck her in the ass so I mean probably not today because she's gonna be busy but maybe exchange numbers

or something maybe not today until she changes her pants if somebody hoses her down. No, disgusting. All right. So this is kind of the last clip that I wanted to play for you guys on here because this is when I first learned what actually happened.

We get her back into handcuffs. We shackle her. We try to hobble her. She gets out of all of them. How does she do it? She's a little thing. She's very feisty. She deliberately urinated on one of my officers.

He got kicked in the head a couple of times. and I don't know. I haven't figured it out yet, but she is a dog. I never have stories like that to tell her coworkers. Whatever at the meeting? The client wasn't that impressed their presentation, but he asked us to come back. So they got into a defensive posture and peed all over the place.

She's just a lesson. I love that. Deliberately urinated on the officer. So she was arrested for resisting arrest with violence, battery on Leo and disorderly conduct. poor kid where the charges against that poor

could you imagine hopefully should get a figure going through your life with this video of you on the internet that's what I mean there was a time when maybe you were on cops

but probably not because they had to be a camera crew following you and filming and most of those people were like criminals anyway but like most things we got a better system

now we have a better system now it's like every time there's an encounter with the police it might show up on YouTube and go viral so you should think about that before you get hammered

every time think about that great carl and i will be watching your embarrassment uh let's get caught up real quick on the super chats because it is super chat monday we are celebrating here on the creep off thanks for joining us everybody uh joseph collins says put the lisa impression on the wheel for what the Lisa impression on the wheel what do you why would we uh what we have it on the wheel and we love it so much nobody can't that's not the impression that's actually Sure. Mechanical Ape has been a member for two months. Carl, how am I supposed to vote for Vinny when you've got me bricked up?

Oh, man. That's right. Vote for Carl, the creepob doc. Don't do it. Don't do it. Pass two bucks says, thoughts on FCA, Mommy and Vince Deloy are planning to ruin DabbleCon. Do you know anything about this? No. I don't think either one of them would want to ruin Dabokon, would they?

I don't know. I'm not heard of that. Why would anybody want to ruin Dabalcon? Where is that information? Let me know. We're just going to have fun, everybody. You're just going to have fun. That's all.

Yeah. FK. I owe a DM too. We've been communicating about something. Yeah. She seems cool. So I don't know why she would. Also, this whole thing about ruining an event.

The only time we met someone tried to ruin an event, it was a fan of ours who just got too drunk and started yelling. That is true. Joseph Collins, two bucks says, she will call Michael Pupak! Yeah, good luck with that. Rocco Orby, 2002, five bucks. Yeah, she wanted that cop to be officer poopcock. Come on, get it? Come on.

Get it? Come on. I made a joke that was gross. That's what I do. Rocka Orby, 2005 bucks says Buzz driving is drunk driving. Someone hasn't been paying attention

to the NTSA ads. I know. I fucking hate those ads. So stupid. Buzz driving. Look, if you're still hitting double bowls on the dartboard,

you're good. All right. Give me the keys. As soon as your game of cricket goes to 15, 16 rounds, all right, maybe you shouldn't be driving it. Is that your version of a breathalizer?

Can I hit two bowls? Yeah. If you're still hitting the double bowl If you're still making a bank shot on the eight ball Okay Okay And that's not a euphemus I'm just talking about playing pool at a sports bar

Uh does McCall two bucks And cocaine She has two kids Jack and Jim Johnny Jim and Jack Yeah USA Rackets on next week's Carl's cop cam Okay

Is the video out I heard that it's coming out this week I don't know if that's true or not I'm so excited for this We'll do an emergency episode. We will do the very first, ready for this, folks? Yeah. The very first emergency creep off.

Yes. We will do it. Carl and I will watch that video. And fuck off. Someone goes, emergencies are so gay. No, that's an emergency. Yep. This will be the first ever creep-off emergency episode to watch the Nicky Rackett's cop cam.

Oh, my gosh. I am. Carl, the second you have it, call me, and I will head over here. I will. I am so interested in what the house looks like. It's a nice house. They're rich people. Yeah.

What does this house look like? From the outside, probably very normal. Oh, I'm sure. But what is it when they batteram down the door and walk in there? I can't wait. I'm looking forward to that. I take no pleasure in what has happened to Nick Rickata and his family, but I'm like everyone else on the internet, I want to see what's doing.

I just want to see what's doing. All right, Vinny. We got a voicemail segment coming up. We certainly do, and it's brought to us by our friends in Syracuse. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Hopety boys had fun in Vegas. Next time, try out Syracuse's famous Little Vegas. Have fun with Amanda, the hooker with the aluminum leg.

We call her the slot machine. See you in Syracuse. Yeah, well, that's a good advertisement for her. Pest does say it should come out this week. All right. Cool. I wanted to tell you guys that, fun fact, I had a whole lot of conversations with some people about Syracuse yesterday.

why and real estate developments downtown some things that are happening down there and I'm like you guys know this is Syracuse right oh you thought people who actually want to invest in Syracuse

some people were talking about some stuff last night of the show and I was like you are all out of your fucking minds not a comedy club I hope ah oh boy oh boy okay okay so first voice we're just getting too much business here in Rochester we need to expand to a place with a slumping economy

that's not who it is though it's not my guys it was somebody else who wants to do something I was just like are you all out of your minds we had Hannibal Burris last night for two shows oh that's right how was that I was one of the best comedy shows I've been to in 10 years I have to tell you that motherfucker is so good he's funny that was such a good show if you get a chance to see him I will tell you this he's opening up his own club in Brooklyn this summer is he he's opened up a 300 cedar wow so Handel Burris is doing some cool stuff. And another one in Syracuse the year after that? No, not. It wasn't him either. It was another guy.

So, Carl, I have not listened to any of our voicemails this week because the internet was a problem for me today. So I'm going to go down here and let's see how these land. All right. Just on my way to Merce tonight and I'll listen to the crossover. Just a quick request. Can I get some more shots up? Serial killer. Oh, yeah. I got you. I think I can take care of that.

They thought that it was like a serial killer. Or the short inversion. A serial killer. Serial killer. Hey, Benny, DJ from Iowa here. So I'm going back listening to old episodes, and I just listened to you, spin the wheel for season two of Creeps and Roses. That happened. Had a wheel idea now.

Season two of Milk Manor just started. Maybe we could get a companion show to that. You know, just think about it. Vinnie Okay So You know People really liked

Creeps and Roses And my heart Well yeah because of PJ Exactly My heart wasn't in it After PJ Uh dropped off of the internet I know

I'm still bummed about that I still message him Every now and again Be like hey buddy Yeah what does he say Does he respond? Not yes But never

That he wants to do anything That's so weird Yeah I hope he's okay I hope everything's okay I think that spreadsheet show He used to did Really

set him off. All right. This must be from two weeks ago, but whatever. Here we go. Speaking of hookers, Vinny. The reason why you lost last week and Carl won is because Carl's creep is the only person that killed or abused people. Yours is abused hookers.

And nobody gives a shit about that. Thank you, fuck you bye. But saying it for a year, the less dead. It was my mistake. It was your mistake. Speaking of a hooker, Vinny. Hold on, sir. Can I say this?

When you have a guy like Joel Rifkin, he's talking about two weeks ago, I brought in a legendary New York serial killer, probably the most prolific serial killer they've ever had in the city. You have to realize the victim is not what makes the crime creepy. It's the way the perpetrator goes about it. So you can have hookers as the victims. I'm helping you later too. Hookers could be victims, but if he kills them in extraordinarily creepy ways, like dismembering them on top of his mother's washer, dryer, you might say that guy's creepy. You lost.

You lost, Vinny. It's over. Fine. Okay, I've come to a conclusion that for a couple days of thinking, that hooker that gave everybody HIV, world-class vagina. That pussy is just fire. That's the only explanation, because you can't paperbag that

because when I close my eyes, I still see her fucking Muppet face. Also, there's no way she's charging a little bit, and people are just that hard up, because I couldn't come looking at that and to be totally honest 200 and some odd people there's no way everybody's standards are that low so it just must be a fucking just amazing thing because if it was free or cheap between the two of our five to stick my stop it sir you're forgetting something

that's very important glory holes if i may just give you this opportunity to realize how dumb you are, the hooker who gave 201 people AIDS, could have been on the other side of the glory hole. Certainly could have, but his logic does make sense. How are there possibly 200 people with standards that low? That's why I just gave you the answer, didn't

that right? Okay. Okay. I mean, if there's something wet and moist on the other side of that hole, what are you doing? You asking for a Polaroid? Who cares? Good point. Hey, fellas. I feel like you guys need some new consequence ideas. So I was thinking, Carl's

been reviewing TikTokers who speak with authority about like total bullshit facts that aren't based on anything thinking a good consequence might be for a month having a TikTok account spewing facts with absolute confidence that are made up by the Reddit something like that that's funny that's a good I like that idea okay that's funny neither of us have a TikTok right no do we have to start the TikTok under our own names and just spread misinformation yeah we can do that Yeah, I like that. That's funny. But we have to say the dumbest things that put it out there like it's real.

Oh, yeah. And totally act sincere about it, too. I have a voicemail on here. Okay. Carl is for the creep off. A long time ago, insane clown posse did this contest where the unlucky winner would get to spend an entire weekend with Joe Bruce and whatever the fuck the other guy's name is. No makeup or anything in truth or consequence of New Mexico. I would much rather spend an eternity of that on loop than ever listen to fruit loops or fruity loops or whatever the fuck it is podcast that you did a review of on the creepoff.

That made me want to fucking kill myself. That should, God damn, I don't know how that won an award of black podcasting. I also really don't need a podcast that, hey, black people can commit crimes to. I'm just going to say I'm aware Thank you, fuck you by All right Yeah, that Fruit Loops podcast is a rough one Don't know what those people are thinking

All right, I think that's all of our voicemails It's shaggy, two-up and Violent J too, I believe We're the ICP folks And by the way, one of my favorite pieces of art That we've ever had done is the versions of us We should make that a T-shirt We should, that's a cool one Those should be T-shirts for Detroit

This year. I think we should do that I'm into it. And also, by the way, folks, there is a new t-shirt in the works. I've been working with Troy on it. Oh, yeah? And I can't wait to show you guys. It's going to be really funny. Cool.

So keep an eye out for that. All right. Carl, are you ready for a scum parade? I am. Well, then, as soon as I am, I'll let you know. Nobody hit it? I got it. Hold on.

Scum parade. Take me all the raid of these fucksher raids that these creeps have made. Scum Parade Vinny and Carl Gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade Like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad

Soaking up the blood of a cat Scum parade Oh Carl Boy, do we have a scum parade today Let's start off in Holland, Michigan I want to introduce you to Scum number one if you wouldn't mind putting that up on the screen for me.

This is a lovely couple, lovely couple. That woman's name is Venice Leon. She's 44 years old, which is shocking. Yeah, she looks older than centering John somehow. She looks like John. If you showed me that picture and you showed me John, I would say that picture is the same person. No, she looks like John if John drank twice as much beer every day.

She looks terrible. And that is her husband, Robert. Leon. Now, Lucky guy. Robert and her were in a Wendy's part of a Wendy's fighting over which video game console they should purchase for their family. Now, Venice is a switch lady. She wants the switch.

Okay. Now, Robert has half a brain, and he's going PS5. Yeah, I don't think this matters in the grand scheme of things, but he's right. He is right. He's correction this argument. Yes. And they were inside of a Dodge Charger in the parking lot. when Venice's daughter in the backseat, when the situation escalated.

At that point, Robert allegedly became aggressive and then got out of the charger. But that's when Venice locked the doors. Yes. So they're fighting. You want, I got to play fucking Mario? I got a goddamn play Mario car with you people. I want to play PlayStation 5. And he realizes he's getting upset.

He steps out of the car. Yes. Okay. Now, at that point, they claimed that Robert jumped onto the hood of the vehicle holding on where the windshield wipers are as Venice proceeded to drive and didn't stop over an argument over which game console to purchase now I used to think many and I've been pretty vocal about this that communism was bad but this shit ain't happened in North Korea you never hear about this happening in North Korea yeah the only argument they have there is

do I have to make Nintendo Switchers or do I have to make please they should buy it's no they're just like which kid should eat today which kid we're going to feed food to today or should I do I get to eat

once now I will go ahead and say this we are going to have a situation here folks a victim blame

oh I'm sorry but you brought this on yourself a victim blame oh I'm sorry but

Rusty's you sort of deserve them This man died from these injuries of being flung off the hood of the car. He suffered from a brain bleed and passed away a few days later. Now, I got to say, that's a great tagline, though. PlayStation 5, worth dying over. And that would make a Nintendo Switch worth killing over?

No, definitely not. I have a Nintendo Switch. Everyone does. It was given to me for free. Cheap garbage. And it's sitting there and it's never used. Why would that have to be the choice anyway? It sounds like one of the people are going to get to play video games

and the other one's not going to do because just play both. Yeah. These people seem cheap, so they're probably not getting two controllers. Well, get rid of that kid that. He's probably expensive. It's a she. She. So in an interview with the news outlet, this woman, the wife says,

he got really upset. I've never seen him fly off the handle like that. I don't know why he got so angry. but then he started calling me names and being very aggressive. He scared my daughter. She screamed at the top of her lungs, like scared because he was yelling at me. Then she claims he slapped me and that he punched my arm. I told him, you know, I can cancel the order.

I can order the PS5. Oh, so she was willing to give it after violence. So he did have the right tactic then. That's good. Yeah. She says that her daughter was terrified in the backseat screaming for her to leave. My daughter was screaming, she could like going, mom, get me out of here, getting me away from him.

Mom, save me. So I pulled out of the parking spot, and I went to go forward. When I asked why Leon kept driving with her husband on the hood, she said, my daughter was freaking out. He was trying to break the window on the driver's side door. I was scared. That's not why your daughter was freaking out. I've never seen him like that.

She wound on the PS5, stupid. The couple has been married for 12 years. Venice maintains that her husband was her best friend and that the incident happened too fast. Yeah. Too fast would be the reason why he would flag off your hood and died. So nobody I couldn't figure out when I first read this article why he jumped on the hood

Here's what I think it happened She gets out of the car Like what the fuck He's still hungry He gets out of the car Fucking frustrated And she starts to drive off And he jumps on the hood

I don't believe any of this hitting shit I don't believe any of it Oh who knows The point is Is that when your spouse is driving away You get an Uber You do not need to jump on their car Yeah because you know what happens

I bet you're going to play splat Oh, I could do that too I got that one I think that'd be My board's all different than it used to be Just as appropriate Splat There it is

All right, Nassar County, Florida, Carl This is a fun story Yes Family law Is one of the most contentious Things in this country Like these courts, they make very strict decisions And you have to follow them

We're going to talk about a gentleman who, his name was Ben Jadu, he had custody of his five-year-old daughter, shared custody with the girl's mother. Now, here's the problem for Ben. When he drops off his five-year-old daughter, there is a rule from the court that he has to have another person there as a witness. Right. Now, whether that is because one of them is going to kidnap them or whatever, I don't know what got them to this point. But here's what happened a few days ago. They went to a gas station to drop off the child.

He was dropping off the 5-year-old. Police sent the report, the mother is legally required to have supervision when picking up the daughter. So I guess it's on the mother's side. That's when the grandfather named Neil Cochran shows up on the scene. Police said Cochran showed up for this swap. Yep.

Rushes up to Ben Jadu, puts him in a sleeper, puts the motherfucker in a chokehold. We probably said some shit, right? Apparently. I would imagine. The report states have the, The suspect placed Jadu in a chokehold as he was walking away. Then, according to the report, the suspect took a giant bite out of Jadu's left ear.

Whoa. That's not good. He fucking dropped the kid off as following the rules, and that grandpa fucking sneak attacks him and bites his fucking ear off. I've told this story. Don't have kids. I've told the story before, but I witnessed this happening at an Eagles of Death Metal concert in Toronto. A fight broke out and a guy bit another guy's ear off. Really?

And spit it on the floor. And it reeked. It reeked like patties. I got a cousin, right? That's a weird thing to do to bite someone's ear off. I'm not going to tell you his name. Uh-huh. But he's an older guy.

He's probably in his 50s now. He had to go on the lamb in the 90s because he got into a fight with a dude in a bar and bit off part of the motherfucker's nose. Dude, your family is fucked, you know? Didn't that happen in an Adam Sandler movie with like a Chris Farley character or something? That was in a dirty work. Dirty work. Yeah, but my cousin actually does.

did that shit. That's crazy. That was the second time I was told that motherfucker had to go on lamb. The first time is because he beat up my other cousin's father, who's not related to us. He was, you know, by our other cousin was the mom. He beat up the guy's father with a, what do you call it, a hubcap. He ripped a hubcap off of somebody's car and beat a, almost beat a dude half to death. Now that's a white trash way to beat someone right there if I've ever heard one. Yeah. So he's a problem. Whenever I see him, I'm like, hey, how are you? You look great. It's so nice to see. I got to tell you of many. Don't kill me.

I've known you for many years now. We've spent a lot of time together, and I've never noticed any violent tendencies out of you. You don't do anything that makes me nervous about your actions. But the more I hear about your family, the more I want to distance myself from you at all times. Everyone in your family seems to be fucking nuts. Yeah.

Yeah. He was going to defend himself for things. I was like, yeah, no, you're right. No, dude. I think you're right about that. I mean, I would just use the excuse they're Italians, but I don't know. Wow.

Wow. Hey, if you were telling you, vote for cars. The creepoff.com. If you're a telling you, you're one of my people. But this has been a thing in my family for years. They all have, like, criminal records. They're all fucking out of control. My father was a lunatic.

Yeah. I have one of these days, dude, and I told people I would do it. I have probably, I think, 13 when I counted articles of my father's interactions with law enforcement throughout the years. That would be great. So maybe I'll do that. You want to do that Friday? That'd be fun. Oh, yeah.

That'd be a lot of fun. Yeah, let's do that. Is Father's Day this weekend? It is perfect Oh no All right Well salute to my pop Looking forward to that

You've told me some of these stories So I'm looking for it That'll be fun Yeah I'll save them for that I'll send him to you too We'll look him over But keep an eye out for that All right so this guy who bit off

The ear He literally said That he's a fan of Mike Tyson Yeah That would be like Losing a million dollars At the casino And saying you're a fan of Michael Jordan

That's not what fans Like that's not the part of his career You should be excited about. You know, that was kind of a low point. Hey, I don't know if you know, sir, he lost that one. Yeah, yeah, he sure did. That was out of desperation. That wasn't a victory laugh that he was doing with Holyfield.

Talk about two bums. Holyfield and fucking Tyson. Yeah. So, folks, that's what's happened there. Please don't bite people's ears off. Well, then they reached out to Mike Tyson for comment since the guy brought up that he did that, knowing he's a big Tyson's fan. And Mike Tyson said, hey, do you guys seen this? You got to hear about this?

Do you guys see this guy? I bit this guy's here off. You can't hear about this? See this? It's nice to have fans. That's good. All right. I was doing my...

Jay Leno. Mike. No, Mike Leno. Mike Leno. Jay Tyson. Okay. Do you hear about this? Why can't I find my boo?

I got you, buddy. What the hell is he supposed to be? Boo! No! All right, all right, all right. Carl, having a baby is a real fucking problem. It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work.

It takes a commitment. There's timing involved. Timing. Yeah, you got to get to the hospital. Well, yeah. My brother was born in the kitchen. You got to remember to pull out. There's a lot of timing.

Okay, that part, yes. Typing falls. This is what's that good with timing is going to be my point. Okay. Your brother was born in the kitchen? Which one? The only brother that I have. Oh, Grant was born in the kitchen?

Yeah. Way to go, Bob. Where the hell was he? What the fuck was he doing? He's probably bowling league night or something. You know, that explains a lot, man. Nobody caught him, right? He's just dangling, like a bungee card.

Your mom put a fucking pot underneath her. It wasn't as bad what happened with this woman in Kentucky. I picture your dad there with like oven mitts. I really tried to segue in back into the story. I picture your father with oven mitts down there. Oh, it's so slippery. Whoa, whoa. I told you this was going to happen if you kept demanding sex, Jeannie.

I hope the next one is it as fucked up as this one's going to be. Jokes on you. Keeps getting worse. Man. So this woman is better rested in Kentucky. It connects you with the discovering infant's body inside of a Waffle House restroom. I think it was an I hop. Oh, it doesn't matter.

I don't even know why I correct you. In my mind. Oh, you're right, it is. I don't even know why I corrected you on that. Who cares? Same thing. Well, in an eye hop and bully greed, someone phone 911 to report a bleeding woman in the bathroom

who possibly miscarried. Now, that woman disappeared from the scene before the police could get there. But you know, it didn't disappear? The deceased infant in the toilet. Dude, if you can't flush down paper towels, like they have those signs up that say don't flush paper towels, you're not going to get a baby down there.

This woman, there was witnesses who claimed that this woman actually tried to flush the baby down the toilet. In her defense, though, I don't know where that toilet leads to, But likely a better mother than she is. You know, wherever that trail ends. There's just some poor woman at the beach, at the opening of the sewers of the beach. Hey, hey, you know a baby. I'm going to name it Moses.

This is so fucked up. They found this woman. After she was arrested, her last thing was called well. Allegedly admitted to being at the high hop, but she denied being pregnant. She's like, I wasn't pregnant. Prove I was pregnant. This is a Shaniqua Caldwell. Shiniko Caldwell, that's right.

They told him she had not had sex in six years, and she's related to Denzel, Washington, and Michael Jordan. Dude, that is not my baby. That's nothing. I'm related to Sarah Silverman. She's my cousin. Nobody told me there was going to be lies and posted. All right.

That's our Harrison Younger reference right there. I love people to talk about their famous relatives. Well, this poor baby has been... This lady was, like, using her foot to stunch. trying to stuff this kid down the toilet. She's like, come on, come on. Like, if you took a shit at a friend's house and it wasn't going down, like, this is the kind of act.

It's like, she's doing everything. She's like, anybody have a plunger? Right. Instead, she just decided to leave the baby there. She left the evidence. What are you going to do? Stick your fingers in the toilet? Gross.

And I got to tell you guys, name dropping your cousins or your fake cousins is not going to get you out of this. Not even if he's a huge dens on Washington fan. Imagine, though, if this kid had survived, Vinny. Fast forward to potty trading. how horrific would that be

it would look like that lady from the cockcams kid right just in the corner walking you just bring in your toilet he's like ah so yeah probably better off that that one drowned that day it remains unclear how the alleged baby

died they called it alleged baby I don't know how that could be alleged I haven't seen a human I've never seen a turd with fingers I haven't seen a human drown and more shallow

of water than at a Bill's game in the creek. That was a Dolphins fan. I know. That's why I brought it up. You're real. You know what? We actually are even now on that.

Are we? Yeah, because there was a Dolphins fan who shot a Bill's fan last year. Oh, that's right. Because some stupid-ass Bill's fan was walking around and talking all tough and they fucking just shot them. Yeah.

Awesome. Those reasonable Dolphins fans. I'm fine with it. I mean, you guys talk so much shit. You are the worst fan base of the world. It's about time. You live. in Bill's country.

I'm intended to explain this to you, but he's like, I'm surrounded my Bill's fans. I can't figure it out. You're an hour from the stadium. I don't care. I don't care. My jokes don't go over. Who gives a fuck?

Just saying. Let me ask you a question. Just because the stadium is an hour away, does that mean it's not filled with trash that I despise? Is it not filled with the worst type of fan in the league? If you lived in northern. With liquor bottles and empties and roaches and roaches. And stink.

If you live in northern New Jersey. I wouldn't go to a jet skate either. I know, but you know what? You know what I like the Jets fans? You know what I like? You know what I like? I like room to stretch out. I like a stadium that's half full because they're fair weather fans.

And everybody's smiling and happy because it's beautiful out. Maybe we win. I don't know. There's 500 owners and 400 of them are celebrities for some reason. Which is cool. Pretty cool. You want to go to the owner, meet, and green ghost out of Serena Williams. It's offseason.

Why are we arguing about football? It's the off-season. We've got to stop it. It's getting close. How about them Celtics? Ragers fans are the worst past, thank you. No, they're not. Bill's fans are the worst, guys.

I'm telling you, you will find this out. It'll come to light. No one dresses up as Darth Vader to root out the pill. Well, that's not true. The people do. Did you have some assholes dressed like fucking honky-tonged man for years? Yeah, they still do. Yeah.

Guy fucking rules. How are the bills going to win without that guy in the corner of the end zone? Come on. It hasn't worked for him yet. Fair enough. Carl, let's talk about the biggest scumb bag of the scum parade today. Okay. Would you show my, I believe it's number three.

Scum three. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This motherfucker looks like a Harry Potter villain. Yes, he does. A senseless attack has left to Massachusetts community reeling after a man described as wearing an oversized trench coat, sunglasses, and a long blonde wig, stabbed four young girls in a movie theater before injury two more people at a McDonald's. Yeah, what were they wearing, though?

Not cool dusters like this guy. That's not what I meant, but that's probably safe to say. Good point. The incident occurred on Saturday evening at AMC and Braintree, 10 multiplex. According to police reports, 26-year-old Jared Ravisa entered a theater without pain and launched an unprovoked attack on four girls between the ages of 9 and 17. What were they wearing? Jared Ravita is a fucking cool name, by the way.

Jared Ravica. Yeah, that's a cool name, Ravitsa? Sure. I like that. I wish I had a cool name like that. He seems awesome so far. Yeah, no shit. He lets.

Witnesses are reporting that he laughed throughout the assault. Oh, okay. So if his goal is to become... He stabs four young girls and is laughing while he's doing it. If his goal has become a new Batman villain, he's got potential. Where is Ravisa hiding? Take me to Ravita. In the days following the attack, investigation into Ravita has found the 26thold to be the

son of a wealthy mental health clinician and Martha's Vineyard. Ravitsa himself claimed to operate a leading global digital marketing and social media management agency called Ravitsa Jones. Oh yeah, I work for those guys. Great. Awesome. Although there's no evidence this was an active business besides a website. Locals say he and his father transformed their appearances during the pandemic going from

preppy upscale clothing to long blonde hair surfer types. They describe Ravitsa's having an obsession with his looks and exercising. You know, I wonder if shutting everyone in their homes for two years was a bad idea. It wasn't good. I wonder if that was a bad idea by all of our governors. You know, there's no nine-year-olds or 17-year-olds around to stab at his house. That's true. So maybe they should have kept him home.

An investigator de Rovitz's background shows that he was also in the process of an identity change. Paperwork filed a May requested a legal name change from Jared Christian Revita Jones to Jared Love. That sucks. Jared DeVizza's way better. You don't like Jared. love? No. Turns out they granted that the day after he stabbed all these people.

These fucking dummies are born with cool names. They came to appreciate it. Now, do you want to be born a hamburger? Is that what you want? That would be the worst. Yeah. I'll tell you what I would have said if I were you,

they showed me that that was my last name. I would have said, Hamburger ain't going to have it. I ain't going to have it. It's going to have it. So after the attack of the AMC, police were able to obtain a license plate number from security. footage to attempt to identify the attacker.

Lisa Dembrowski is the mother of three of the girls, spoke of the incident, said, they had just sat down, they had just gotten their concessions. I guess he came up behind them. They were in the second row. He came up behind them. My oldest was leaned over to get something. He got her in the back.

My other daughter in the chest. My last daughter across her arm. He was laughing the whole time. Then stabbed their friend and ran off. Yeah. You don't want to hang out for much longer than that. I wouldn't think. And the two older girls who got stabbed chased about size,

but they realized what was going on and they're fucking bleeding. Yeah. Good God. This is around 7 p.m. Less than an hour later at approximately 30 miles away. So next time someone's opening a rapper or whispering to the person next to them, relax. It could be way worse.

They could be trying to murder you with a knife. All right. Have some patience. He got 30 miles away. Nice. Before he decided to strike again. By the way, these kids, they told their mom,

they don't want to go to the movies anymore. Not because of the stabbing. They just didn't like the Barbie movie. It just seemed far-fetched and contrived. I'm with them. You know, whenever you try to, when you throw that much consumerism into the film, it's just not for the young people. They don't care for it.

Yeah, and they're like, what's the last time Will Ferrell was in something I enjoyed? I can't even remember. Kids see through heavy-handed marketing. They do. Children see right through it. It's the adult who like that shit. Yeah. If these people hadn't have gone for this fucking money grab, I may not have had a knife in me.

Yeah. Good point. Around 7 p.m. I blame Barbie. An hour later, 30 miles away. He goes into a McDonald's inside of a rest stop and stabs a 21-year-old and a 29-year-old male at the McDonald's. He then reportedly drove into the drive-thru in a black Porsche and got out of the vehicle.

He then urinated on the ground and proceeded to get into an argument with one of the employees working the window. What a day! What a fun day this guy was having. Then Reveza stabbed that person in the arm with a long kitchen knife. That sort of Reveza parked his car. and went inside allegedly stabbing another female employee in the arm. Who the fuck is going to go see his father for mental health ever again? This guy's a mental health therapist, and this is his son.

I'm just going to say something. Ravitsa mental health, their stock is dropping. Yes, I would imagine, especially in Martha's vineyards, probably upscale and very expensive. And I'm thinking, well, I've seen what your son's up to, so I'm going to get a second opinion. He got into the cops show up, and he got into a car chase with them, and he ended up crashing his car. into like an embutment. He was taken to custody. He, uh, Ravisa had led up to the arrest

and incidents prior to the stabbings. One was for allegedly attacking his father, who claimed his son suffered a, quote, mental break before assaulting him and wrecking his office. And a separate incident during a dispute with neighbors, he threw a shovel through their window. When they called the cop, where viz is also a suspect in the murder of a 70-year-old roommate

in Deep River, Connecticut. two dogs inside the home were also fatally stabbed. So this ludic has been running around fucking free with his fucking father running cover for him. Wow. And then the fucking guy goes in and destroys his house. He's murdered a 70 fucking year old.

Jesus Christ! This guy's a hall of favor. He is a hall of favor. Just for one day is at work too. Look at this. Put that picture back up again. Yeah, for sure. Look at this guy.

Wow. He kind of looks like David. Bowie and Labyrinth, that character that he played, which is probably dated. I don't know that you want to go with that style anymore. Dude, we're past that. The giant cod piece was a little bit much. It was a bit much. Yeah. So his attorney

says that there's no comments at this time and they are trying to get a mental health evaluation done on this person. Hey, let me help. Crazy. Yes. Problem solved. Sorry to be the one who has to tell you. Figured it out. Daddy didn't. Well, that was a fun

scum parade today. Vinny. It was. It was a fun episode. Congrats on those. So, my sister-in-law is saying, maybe mention DabbleCon 2 folder in Discord, maybe lots of info. All right. So now I'm in our Discord. I assume this is in the Who Are these podcasts, Discord?

And you're talking about a channel. Are there folders in Discord? That would be news to me. Is there a Dabalcon 2? I'm looking for it, and I'm not seeing it. Of course, we have the WTP Meetup folder, which is where we usually have people discussing live shows that we're doing. Oh, there we go. There it is.

And you know what else there is on there? There's a creep-off channel. So you can go on to the WATP channel and find the creep-off and talk about the show on there. We also have a Reddit where you could send your correspondence to our results, girl, Danny, and leave us comments about the show, leave us creeps. And as always, you could go to the creepoff.com and find links to all of these things. Correct. Correct. Dabble got to August 16th and 17th.

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Well, he was saying that there was 200 people that had standards low enough to fuck that dirty AIDS. Oh, right. Now I've never remember the 200 people. And that explains why so many people like your show, WATP and Shulies Network. All right. So this guy's looking at it from afar from over in Europe. Not you good people who like the creep off. You guys are all right.

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Don't support creeps. Always vote Carl. Matthew's making a lot of good points. No, he's made a terrible point. I'm glad we're making him a new personalized jingle. There is no world where I will, ever have another conversation with John Melendez again. If John Melinda showed up and tried to talk to me, I'd walk the fucking other way.

I have zero time for that fucking guy. High and tight coming in with a, hey, Ben, guess what? You're going to lose this week. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Well, you don't have to be hurtful about it. It wasn't me. It was high and tight.

I had to pivot, sir. I had to pivot. Dang Lizard, two euros. Wait, jumping on the hood, did DJ not pay his bill? Yes, that's the last time we heard about jumping on a hood. Never a good idea. Yep. But leads to some fun stories, that's for sure.

Joseph Collins, who's the MVP and executive producer of this episode, thank you, five bucks. My next hot sauce video besides TSNWTP, I am absolutely mentioning the creep off. Thank you. Thanks, Joseph. Appreciate that very much. And Joseph Collins, again, five bucks. With my parents, I've gone through Braintree tons of times. That's insane.

Yeah, not great. If you see fucking one of the kids from Slytherin running around Martha's Vineyard, go the other way. Correct. All right, Vinnie. Well, now we can wrap things up. I'm sorry, I got ahead of us for a second there. No problem. Some super chance to get caught up on.

Thanks again, everybody. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Good gear. And remember to go to the creepoff.com to vote. Yep, I did take him up a little bit. I do tell jokes. Some better than others.

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