The Creep Off - Episode 218: Newark-Newark!

Episode Date: June 17, 2024

The Creep-Off pride month celebration continues with a battle for creepiest “G”: In Karl’s cop cam segment we watch an overweight woman in a bikini get tasered!: In the Scum Parade, we meet a father who misplaced his meth in his daughters jacket, a pack of machete weilding time square scammers and an evil 14 year-oldThe score is currently Vinnie 2 - Karl 2, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Half-naked man smashes car into jail, throws snakes and screams 'devil told me to kill' - Daily StarDad planted meth on daughter during traffic stop: Police (lawandcrime.com)3 Charged In Machete Attack At McDonald's In Times Square Tied To Group Of Bootleg CD Scammers (greasynews.com)Wisconsin boy accused of murdering his 10 year-old cousin Lily Peters and raping her corpse when he was 14 says he should get light prison sentence | Daily Mail Online Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

I can tell that you're fired up today, Vinny. I'm not happy. What's wrong, buddy? You didn't get the sweep you were hoping for? I didn't get the sweep I was hoping for. And subreddit surfing got demonetized out of nowhere again this morning. What the fuck? Why did you get demonetized this time?

I fucking don't know. We'll talk about it after the show or during the show or whenever. Let's just fucking do a show. Wame. I guess. Disgusting Disgusting Vomomit-Ducing thing. I forgot how my own studio works.

I've been out of it for so long. Hi, everybody. Welcome to another episode of The Creep-off. It's me, your host, Vinny. A big shout out to all the true believers. Excelsior, true believers. And joining me today on the show that's about creeps by creeps for you creeps. It's my co-host.

It's hot cuckaca, Carl. A man named Carl. That is right, Vinny. What is happening, buddy? Good to see you. Good to be back in the usual studio with you this week. My muscle memory isn't working. I literally forgot how everything at my control station over here works.

It's been a few weeks. You all right today, buddy? Yeah. seem a little out of sorts. Me? Yeah, are you okay? I'm not having a great day. Yeah?

Why is that? I just told you. They've demonetized subreddit surface. I think there's more to it than that. I think you know about the results from last week. I think maybe you know something about what happened last week when we started our Pride Month celebration with creepiest L. I got to be surprised Carl's winning at Pride Month.

That's right, buddy. Do we have a review girl or, I mean, a results girl? We certainly do. They can help us figure out what happened last week. Read and results, oh, dandy. Please won't you post that fanny All over the Patreon, Danny, Danny, that body's so uncanny. Boy, smooth like lamb and shandy.

Oh, yeah, she's my creep girl. Hi, Danny. Are you here to give me good news today? Are you here to give me bad news today? Well. Don't put pressure on Danny like that. Danny, you know, Danny's a soldier for us. Danny comes on here, helps us out, reads the results.

You totally hated her. She was doing a bad job and trying to make her feel bad. You said she was the worst at this because I was sweeping you. And now she has her up, you know, Ebs and Flows, obviously, as a results girl. But don't start that with putting her down, acting like she's going to do something wrong. She's not going to do anything wrong, Vinny. She's going to read the results based on the voting at the creepoff.com from last week.

I would never dream. Don't let this man. I'm stopping her from doing that. Don't let this man affect you in any way. You're killing it. Please proceed. Okay. Thank you. Everybody needs to make sure to vote, though.

We need more votes for sure. Let's see. We got round 26 with 65% of the vote. The winner this week is Mr. Carl Hamburger. Yeah. Who saw that? coming, huh? Oh, I needed that.

Tying up this round, two to two. Oh, yeah. Ham Burger and I ain't going to have it. This is, okay, fine. We're tied, Carl. Congratulations on your win. You know what I hate about this win in particular? What's that, buddy?

What's that? What I find the most egregious is your presentation last time was so disgusting watching you try to talk about lesbians kissing over that music sitting in the same room from you across the table was vile Don't stop it What if I said Danny was there too

As these two were making it out Danny's getting into it She sees someone straight at the death on the floor But that's not going to stop her died because that was that story was about See? See? It's just got hot again, didn't it? That's why I got the votes, buddy. That's why I got the votes. All right, congratulations. Thank you. This week we're doing creepiest G in the LGBT alpha-back. I saw someone in the chat. That's not what we're doing here. We're not doing original G's or OGs. Yeah. We're doing creepiest homosexual gentlemen. Correct. The G stands for gentlemen, I believe. yes everyone's almost sexual now so the g just stands for gentlemen yeah perfect that's the way things are going danny everybody should vote where do they go to vote i go to the creepop dot com yeah creepoff pod

sorry i forgot the creepoff dot com is our website i thought so i thought so sorry i'm having a hard time lately Well, we hope you feel better. Stick around. We'll catch up with you a little bit later. We have a competition we need to get to. I'm not feeling real good about it. Carl, are you ready?

No, man, you're going to kill me. Why? I just knocked out my monitor. I mean, I barely even touched whatever's dangling from the floor here, and my HGMI is out. I barely touched it. There's like a whole... I wish I should take a photo of...

You take photos of my place. I just fucking fell then, because I just... The string of cords right here is just dangling, and my toe tapped it. Just a little tippy tap, tap. Is that what happened? Just down here. I don't know where it came disconnected, but it said HTML was unplugged. Uh, uh, uh, uh.

Yeah. Uh, I don't think I'm helping. No, you're not. I don't think I'm helping Vinny with his day. Should I look down to see if I disconnected something? I feel like I'm the only one keeping the show moving. want to do that we'll be back in a minute everybody what one eternity later carls hooves knocked out okay the cable under the desk that connects his monitor it's all better now you have a

velociraptor claw that got hooked on the cable is that what happened yeah your fucking talent did it so are you ready to do a show now i've been ready buddy no you weren't i was I was waiting for it to fix itself. Oh. I just thought, like, if I waited long enough, the screen would just imaginely come back on, because I was just trying to buy a time. I understand. Do me a favor.

Yes, sir. Tuck your feet behind your back like you can. I know that they're all loose and jiggly and shit. You got it. Do me a favor. Ring the bell. You're up first. Let's get to this because I want to beat your ass.

Let's go. Let's go. I will present my creep first. and I think the creepiest person in the gay gentleman community and it's going to be hard to argue with this there was a documentary that came out last month called Spacey Unmasked

Fuck, I knew you were going to do it. It features interviews with 10 men who claim they experience unwanted sexual behavior from Spacey. Now let me explain to you and I will break this down but the reason why Kevin Spacey is a creepy gay man is because he has a weird fetish, Vinny. Do you know what his fetish is?

No, I'm not sure I do. Straight men. It's a horrible fetish to have. It's going to get you in a lot of trouble because your sexual advances will never be well received when you just want to fuck guys who don't like other guys. It seems to be a weird thing, this kink that Kevin Spacey has. That's got to be torture for them, right? Like, these gay men know what it's like for us in high school, what none of the girls wanted to fuck us either. Well, maybe, but it's torturous more for the victims of this.

So sexual assault allegations against Spacey first made headlines in 2017 when actor Anthony Rap alleged in an interview with BuzzFeed News that Spacey had made several sexual advances against him in the 80s when Spacey was 26 and Rapp was 14 years old. Yikes. That's not good. We're getting up to a bad start here, Kevin Spacey. Soon after Rap's allegations broke, he was, Spacey was fired from Netflix's House of Cards and removed from the Ridley Scott Film Project all the one of in the world. They reshot all of his scenes with Christopher Plummer. Remember that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That movie was bad.

That must have cost a couple bucks to do. Like, oh, shit. We got to reshoot all those. Okay. They fucking put his face. They CG Christopher Plummer's face over Kevin Spacey's body. Brutal. That's how much they wanted him out of the movie. So Kevin Spacey's statement at the time was, this story has encouraged

me to address other things about my life. I know that there are stories out there about me and the sum have been fueled by the fact that I've been so protective of my privacy. As those closest to me know in my real life, I've had relationships with both men and women. I have loved and had romantic encounters with men throughout my life, and I choose now to live as a gay man. I want to deal with this honestly and openly, and that starts with examining my own behavior. Now, he gets accused of sexually assaulting a 14-year-old when he was 26, and he comes on and goes,

all right, you got me, I'm gay. Guess how this is received by the LGBTQ plus community, Vinny? Not well is the answer. So, widespread... Go back to pussy. Widespread backlash, including Sarah Kate Ellis, president and CEO of Glad. She said, coming out stories should not be used to deflect from allegations of sexual assaults. Kevin Spacey is taking the time necessary to seek evaluation and treatments at his publicist at the time.

Stacey Wolfe. No other information is available at this time. The following day after that statement was done by the publishers, a deadline reported that Wolf cut ties with Spacey. It was no longer representing him. Deadline also reported that space he had been dropped from his talent agency, creative artist agency. The day after that, he was removed from House of Cards. His character was killed off before episode one of season six.

That's a really funny thing, too. He is House of Cards. The entire show revolves around his character. And then they had a new season to start up, and they're just like, well, he's dead. All right, moving on. Let's take a look at what else is going on in politics today. They were going to try to CGI in Christopher Plummer's face, but it didn't work. Yeah, they should have done that.

A few days after several more straight men came out with similar allegations. On November 16th, the old Vic Theater said there had been 20 instances of alleged inappropriate behavior carried out by Kevin Spacey. He served as the theater's artistic director from 2004-2015. Have you watched this two-part doc series yet? So I turned it on and I was doing stuff in the background and I did not pay close attention. Yeah, so I was watching it pretty closely. and so after he wins Oscars, he's

two-time Oscar winner he graces his presence with this theater in Great Britain and he goes to there and just wreaks havoc on it. So why is he going over there if he's in the straight guys? Oh, wow. If you're British, vote for Carl

at the creepop.com. Even if you're a gay Brit, I was more referring to the theater, but you know, it's not so much to the British. You know what, actually that is a good point. This guy's involved in the theater and he can't find a gay guy? It doesn't make a lot of sense.

If you're into straight dudes, if you're going to be like, I know where I'm going to go. Wow. That's a good point. So Spacey was charged with an decent assault and battery for his alleged assault of TV anchor Heather Unruh's son in Nantucket. And when that happened,

he created this very creepy video. So this allegation comes out, this well-known news anchor in Nantucket, Massachusetts, that's comes out you know my son has also been that once was a news anchor for man to take it my son has been assaulted by

Kevin Spacey there's all these allegations come out Kevin's been fired from the show that he's on and what does he do he makes one of the creepiest videos anyone's ever seen he puts it up on YouTube I gave it to you it's called let me be frank it's number one on there oh I see and this is his character Frank Underwood

obviously reacting to these allegations so this is a man has said this this monster sexually assaulted my son, and this is his response. Yes. All right, can't wait. They're just dying to have me

declare that everything said is true and that I got what I deserved. Wouldn't that be easy if it was all so simple? Only you and I both know it's never that simple, not in politics and not in life. But you wouldn't believe the worst without evidence,

would you? You wouldn't rush to judgments without facts, would you? Did you? you. No, not you. You're smart than that. So everyone thought this was a little weird and off-putting. Now this has like 14 million views.

So this was a big news. I'm sure you remember when this happened. Oh, I remember this video quite well. Yeah. The lack of self-awareness that Kevin Spacey has shown since all of this is really the most astounding part from, I'm coming out. Hey, guess what? I'm gay now.

Surprise. Yeah. And then this video is just shows terrible. instinct well because his character is quite the villain on the show and so he thinks he can just come on here and be like you guys all love you love to hate my character here i am frank under when i'm back baby right we're cool so spacey was set to face sexual assault trial in june of 2022 but the accuser a massage therapist died in september of 2019 and so the la county district attorney's office announced that we're rejecting the case

since the allegations cannot be proven without the accuser's participation. What's crazy, Vinnie, and you might have heard about this too. Two other accusers died in 2019, including Linda Culkin, who was hit by a car, and Ari Ben, a former Norwegian royal, who accused Kevin Spacey of sexual assault in 2017, who died by suicides just hours after this video dropped.

Now, this next video was a year later, and this is even creepier, This is number two. So this guy dies after this, like an hour after? Just a few hours after this video drops. The next time someone does something you don't like, you can go on the attack, but you can also hold your fire and do the unexpected. You can kill them with kindness. Now, we know this.

three of his accusers. Well, at this point, two of his accusers were dead. Question. And then a third. And he goes on and does this whole video being menacing, talking about killing people with kindness. Can I ask a question? Yeah. The man who died. What was it from kindness? It wasn't. Okay. It wasn't from kindness. Just checking.

There's very few records of people dying. I mean, they might die of kindness and COVID, but not just kindness. These would be comorbidity or two. It's a COVID case. Yeah. All right. In May 2022, Spacey was charged with four counts of sexual assault and one count of causing a person to engage in

penetrative sexual activity without consent in the UK. Spacey was charged with seven more counts of sexual assault in November of 2022. There were, in addition to the charges brought in May 2022, bringing the total number of charges against Spacey in the UK after 12. During the trial, a prosecutor described Spacey as a sexual bully who delights in making others feel powerless and uncomfortable. Of course, at this point, Vinnie. there was that really embarrassing video where Tucker Carlson lost all credibility while interviewing Frank Underwood for some reason.

Do you remember that? Yeah. That was weird. Was that on his Twitter thing or was that when he was still with Fox? Oh, definitely not Fox. Yeah. That was post Fox. All right to get, Tucker.

Since the documentary came out, Spacey's put together another response. Now, in the doc, you've watched it, they say, we've reached out to Spacey for comment on this and this and he declined to comment. He said, didn't have enough time. So now he's saying, take full responsibility for my past behavior and my actions, but I cannot and will not take responsibility or apologies to

anyone who's made up stuff about me or exaggerated stories about me. So he's still saying, listen, was I getting touchy-feely with some people? Sure. It happened. In fact, there was a guy who played, like, his security detail on House of Cards, and he was in the documentary, and he's like, yeah, he

touched my dick during a scene that we were filming on House of Cards. So that guy requested to, like, play a different character, like have his character be removed from his entourage on the show. Could you kill me off? I'm a background character. Could you please chill me off? Yes. Dude, like literally, and this is what's so crazy.

The accuser comes out, Anthony Rapp, you know, saying what happened. And they fired him like the next day from House of Cards because they were already trying to juggle all these people who were complaining about Kevin Space's behavior on the set for a number of years. Like, okay, this is just too much of a fucking problem. We're just getting rid of this guy. Now, I'm going to finish up my presentation here.

Okay. You might have heard that since this doc dropped and everyone's going, oh, Kevin Spacey's a bad dude. He decided to fix his image by going on Pierce Morgan. Peers Morgan uncensored. Once again, bad instincts, Kevin. A 95-minute interview, and I have, near the end here, we're going to find out that, man, this guy who's being falsely accused of all these rapes and sexual misconduct allegations,

I mean, the guy's just a victim, and now he's broke. And what I love about Kevin Spacey is. He's such a great actor. I mean, you're not going to be convinced that this isn't completely real crying here, Vennie. You're going to say, oh, no, this is an emotional man. Okay. And I'm blessed to have people around me who believe in me. Who?

And I'm blessed to have been able to learn what I've been able to learn. Can you imagine if I didn't learn anything? I think it was seven years. And I learned nothing? It seems like that's the case. I wouldn't want to be alive if that were true. But I very, very, very much am so grateful that I am alive. And I got through this.

And I'm coming out the other side of it. Where'd you live now? Oh, God. That's bad. Well, it's funny you ask that question. Because this week, where I have been living in Baltimore, is being foreclosed on it. My house is being sold at auction. In Baltimore?

So I have to go back to... You can't afford Baltimore? ...and put all my things in storage. Really? So the answer to that question is, I'm not quite sure where I'm going to live now. Oh, no. But I've been in Baltimore since we started shooting house of cards there. So how long is that?

I moved there in 2012. So this has been your home for 12 years? Well, not this particular place, but this place has been my home and Evan and Lucy's home since 2016. Why is it being full-closed? Because I can't pay the bills that I owe. Okay. Are you facing bankruptcy? Been a couple of times when I thought I was going to file, but we've managed to sort of dodge it.

at least as of today like those pesky sexual salt allegations yeah I love that he goes well are you filing for bankruptcy then it's like well you have the other house in L.A., right? You probably have a house in the UK still too so are you just get to live in one of those other houses

then where you sell this house in Baltimore is it that was some really bad acting and I'm surprised because he was a great actor the only acting job I've seen worse than that is the one over the weekend in front of Patrick Belton's house oh god I was just listening Patrick was doing a little wrap up on that

on his show today. I was listening to that on the way over here. Stuttering John, what a fucking buffoon he is. All right. So is that the end of your presentation? Yes, go to the creepup.com for Carl if you think that Kevin Spacey is the creepiest G because his sexual attraction is to straight men who want nothing to do with him.

Carl, Carl, that was a pretty good presentation. Thanks, buddy. I actually am kind of scared because it's really hard sometimes when you pick these really creepy celebrities that everybody loves to hate. It's hard to overcome that prejudice and when you're not very good at presenting your case and your argument it makes it even tougher so i can see why you're nervous many i'm great at presenting my argument stupid i beat you all the time i don't meet you one more times than i have but that doesn't mean

anything okay so caro i'm going to tell you a story today i'm going to take you back to may 14th 1983 imagine you're in vilejo california the highway patrol is just pulled over and a Radically driven car. Okay. Okay. A gentleman by the name of Randy Stephen Kraft stumbles out of the driver's side of the car holding a beer bottle. He's putting the rad in erratic. He's sloshing that beer bottle all over.

He's sloshing over and he tries to explain to the cops. I've been drinking, but I'm sober. I'm pretty good. It's 1983. They didn't care if you were drinking and driving back then. Well, let me show you a picture of him. Yeah, let's see it. Yeah, this is, this is Randy.

Okay. That's what I would have expected. Yep. very Paul Lindish type of gentleman little I believe the term is foppish from what I understand Well he's got the giant flavor saver work which is

I don't think it's ever been a good luck But maybe Danny would disagree with me He's described as very mild mattered right Okay Kind of foppish But he was a very successful computer programmer At the time in the early 80s He had a living younger boyfriend

Who worked as a chef He really hasn't been in trouble with the law very much. He was arrested in 1966 for lewd conduct at a Huntington peach gay bar, but pass that nothing. How do you get a lewd guy? I'm sorry. I guess it was the 60s.

Maybe it was different. But yeah, lewd conduct at a gay bar. I don't know what you have to do to do that. Yeah, I mean, his background is, he's a weird dude. He's a self-hating, openly gay guy. Okay. He graduated from college with a degree in economics. He was pro-Vietnam in college.

Oh, I bet he was popular with the other students. He was like, he's like, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, draft, everybody! He started a club to support Joseph McCarthy. Nice. In high school. And he said that Nixon was Akami and two left late wing for him. All right.

So he joined the Air Force, by the way, also and was released about within a year. They let him out of the Air Force for a conduct of becoming and FYI being gay. Yeah, that back then you weren't allowed to be gay and be in the Air Force. So let's go back to the side of the road. The officer's giving him a sobriety test, Carl. Yeah, which he's not doing well with. Oh, my God, I almost touched something with my foot again. Holy shit.

I always had a panic at that. Put the claws away. I put it all away. Tie your shoes, whatever you got to do. So during this, the officer noticed that in the passenger seat, there was something kind of covered up, but was slunched over to the side. So when he went over to it, he realized it was a male passenger barefoot with his genitals exposed. he could see that he was covered

but he was like naked from the waist down in the front seat of the car so this was the remains of Terry Gambrell a 25 year old Marine Corporal who had hitched a ride with Kraft to meet friends at a party you see

he had been drugged and strangled with a belt by old Randy because that's what Randy really enjoyed doing now along with that body officer's search Kraft's car found 47 photos of young men some nude some unconscious some dead nine different prescription drugs and a briefcase containing a notebook with a very strangely coded list.

I'm going to show it to you. Okay. Here's a picture of, oh, there's a picture of the notebook. All right. And all of these things, there's 67 of them, I believe. This list will later be known as the scorecard, Carl. And it starts up there at the top with, it says stable. Now, Kraft said this was his obsessive.

compulsive disorder that made him make a list of friends and lovers and you know that when someone is OCD Carl they will never lie that's true you can't lie if you're OCD I was going to say the way this is written it looks very OCD yeah it does but I will say that the police were still you know very interested in this list on account of there's a dead body and then he finds this list that's covered in blood and come jeez cries he was a little concerned as to what was going on here I can see why yeah yeah so you see especially with those prescriptions drugs, it fit the M.O. of somebody they'd been looking for for a really long time. You see, since 1971, this is now 1983, they have been finding the bodies of young men, often

Marines, on the side of the Southern California highways by Long Beach, Orange County, and San Diego County. And there were several signatures to these killings and finding these bodies. Most of them were drugs. A lot of the same drugs that they found on this guy. So there are a few other ones. We'll get to those at a second. The photos that they had, by the way, with all of this helped them put together and figure out what all the code was here. But it started in 1971. I told you the first entry was Stables. Yeah. They were able to figure out that that was bartender Wayne Joseph DeKette. He was a 30-year-old gay gentleman who was the bartender. at Randy's favorite bar

He murdered his favorite bar and left him on the side of the highway Yeah, I mean, that's what he does for fun. What are you going to do? But you want to be with your friends when you're having fun, Vinnie? Yes, but this is a poorly coded thing because Stable was the name of the bar

that the guy went missing from. I just played the Dead Giveaway music. Obviously, it was not poorly coded. A lot of the code coincided with the last known whereabouts of the missing people. Like one of them was Westminster, that was the name of a bus station, some kid went missing from. There were references to Portland and Michigan, places he traveled frequently for his job. Now, here's basically what was going on here.

He was traveling all along these highways. He was picking up hitchhikers. And especially due to the military bases being down there, a lot of these soldiers were hitchhiking. He'd pull up and he'd have a bottle of booze in the car and be like, hey, man, you need a ride? And they go, sure, man. Thanks for your service, buddy. and it was drugged. Right.

He would drug all the booze. Yeah. So the victims... Because listen, and I'll tell you what, man. This is the thing Kevin Spacey did it wrong. He was trying to fuck guys who weren't drugged. Which is not the way to go about that. They're not going to enjoy it.

Now, most of these men were... These were all mostly straight guys. Except for like a couple of bartenders and, you know, dudes he picked up at bars when he was feeling a little Randy and wanted to kill. Sure. But the age rages, Carl, 13 to 35. Okay, that's a good range.

Yeah, not great. No women, all dudes. Vast majority of the victims were hitchhikers who were offered alcohol on the ride. And this is a weird thing because he had a living boyfriend, and that's what they would do for fun. During the weekdays, they would go out joyriding and try to pick up hitchhikers to take home to fuck. Not kill them, just fuck them. I mean, do you know gay couples that don't do that? Are you aware that they're, I mean, I don't.

Hmm. Now that you mention it. Pretty normal behavior. Pretty normal behavior. Well, here's where things kind of got a little messed up. He would do that during the week because his boyfriend worked in the restaurant on the weekends. On the weekends, that's when he'd go out cruising and also do the same thing. But he would drug them with tranquilizers.

And then what he would do is he would tie them up and then physically and sexually torture and rape them before killing them. What an asshole! He would take pictures of it. That's actually actual. audio of him after he pulled his pants their pants down what an asshole got very excited so do you remember how i told you he would there was like kind of ways that they could figure out it was him yeah yeah so some of his mo he did some pretty fucked up shit with a cigarette lighter from a car car okay for example he would burn dude's nipples off yikes uh he also used the cigarette lighters from his old

fucking ford mustang to take out their eyeballs oh bitch bitch bitch bitch Wouldn't you rather be blind if you're about to be raped and murdered? I wouldn't want to see it coming. Oh, I think that'd be worse. There were common foreplay. This was common foreplay before the rapes. For example, objects inserted into body orifices. For example, one guy that he didn't kick off out of his car into the highway, they found him in a park where a four-foot tree branch was used to impale this person up his ass.

He left the guy on his knees with a fucking half a tree. sticking out the back of him. Whoa, you got butt slam! They found a 15-year-old boy floating in the river with a big wooden spike literally hammered into his asshole. The kids floated with the fucking spike just sticking up like a shark fit. It's not funny. Come on, Jackie.

Several bodies were castrated, mutilated, and dismebbered, thrown into garbage bags, and left behind gas stations for some reason. George. Now, here's his real calling card, Carl. I told you there were 67 names on this list. Yeah. Here's what is his favorite, right? What he would do is he would get a pencil and then he would stick it into the pee hole

of these gentlemen while they were alive, like all the way in. A lot of these guys that would puncture their bladders. And then what he would do is he would chop off their penises while they were alive and he would use... Oh, my. I'm guessing the lube, which from his load from already fucking these people and raping them, and then he would put their own penises in their assholes. That's gross. That's what the hell good man does.

Is that why you guys got demonetized on subred and surfing? Is that the wildest story you ever? Yeah, it's up there. It's still up. But, yeah, he would put their own petises, their own severed penises in their assholes. And then he would put them in the front seat of his car, but he would put a towel down. They found all the bloody towels and shit all over in the back of this car. This guy did not clean up well.

and he would go driving there, and then he would kick the body out in the middle of the road and just leave it wherever it landed. That probably made a mess. Well, I mean, you got away with it for over a decade, though. Yeah. When all said- Impressive. Yeah. So he would basically kick them out, and then he would say this.

Kick him out of the street, and then it would be- Full speed ahead. He would just be out of there, Carl. So when all is said and done, he was sentenced to death at his trial was the most expensive in California history of the time. And here's the thing. not only was this guy a sexual sadist he did all of this just to get off he had a boyfriend he is a sick sick fuck he was very very smart he was not he was not like a psycho did you just say he was fucking all these guys and he had a boyfriend at home is that what you just said yes it is can you believe that this guy would want to go out and get his nut off with other people when he already has a committed relationship what kind of guy is this

I guess the issue is maybe more along the lines of he had to stick pencils and people's at penises, rip off their nipples with cigarette lighters. Yeah, it's not great. He also removed their testicles. He did lots of really fucked up. So cheating on his boyfriend was that the worst thing he did. Okay, I agree. Yeah. One guy, he would like dismember them.

He would chop off their arms and legs. One time they just found one of his victim's head on the dock of some fucking marina. There was just a head there one day. I saw that episode of Breaking Bad. Yeah. It's fucking Randy. It's fun stuff. It's fucking this guy, everybody.

He's, oh, not that guy. Damn it. It's this guy. Fucking Officer Dangle from Reno 911. Yes, right. So you got short shorts out, probably. Yeah. So my favorite part about him is completely unrepentant.

You would love this about him, Carl. In 1983, he pled not guilty to the charges of murder, even though he was found guilty. He still maintains his innocence. He is still alive. They have not executed him yet. even though the police found the body of his last victim in the fucking passenger seat of his car he claimed he was just a hitchhiker

he picked up and he wasn't dead when I pulled over he must have just OD that was pulled over he must have just strangled himself with the belt that was around his neck and taking his pants off you know what that you really do have to commit to the lie though a lot of these idiots they change their stories and shit whatever your dumb first lie was stick with it dude he says that that list that that fucking psycho list of the place of where he murdered people.

Yeah. He claims that it was just all friends and stuff that he was inviting over to his boyfriend's birthday party, but he made the list in code so that his boyfriend would know if that's what was happening. I'm not buying it. You want to know the worst part about all this?

What's that? Back in 1970, before the first murder, he went out to the boardwalk down there in California, and he was hanging out and he saw he found like a 15 year old kid and uh he told the kid he goes hey listen why don't you come hang out with me there's a girl at my house she will fuck the shit out of you dude she's like waiting for you to get over yeah i'll come with you mr stranger do you have any candy dude i got weed nice let's go i'm in i'm in you had me at hoard your house let's go so he takes the kid back to his house drugs the fuck out of the kid uh-huh rapes him and

And then leaves for work. No one told me there was going to be boasting. This was before all the first, the other murders. Yeah. This 15-year-old wakes up the next day, fucking drugged out of his mind like a zombie, and stumbles down the street and walks into a restaurant. And they called 911 to figure out what was going on. And the only thing you do is point as to where the apartment was.

So the cops go in there and they find all of the drugs that he had that he used to drug this kid. Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. The kid was embarrassed. He didn't want to tell everybody that he got, you know, butt-fucked by this guy. Yeah. So he just said he forced all these drugs on me and this, that, and the other. So they were going to arrest him.

But the problem was they didn't get a warrant to go into the house. So they had to let this fucking guy go, which ended up in 67 deaths. I have to say, though, Vinny, and that, you know, that's too bad. They weren't able to stop that before that happened. But if I'm this 15-year-old kid and I'm already thinking in my head about, I'm getting pussy today I'm gonna be bragging on my boys tomorrow at the cafeteria during lunch

I can't wait to tell everyone how I got laid and then you end up getting butt-fucked by an old guy you'd be like I'm not telling anyone about this this is the opposite of what I was hoping to brag about nope nope so I get it I wouldn't even warn my other friends if I saw it again I was like I never saw a guy before my life it's fucking horrifying

but uh that's my creep ladies and gentlemen please go to the creepoff.com and vote for Vinnie and Randy Calfe craft. Thanks, kids. All right. You know what? We have not mentioned yet on the show. Super Chats? It is Super Chat Monday. Happy Super Chat Monday. Everybody, I want to thank Rocco Or B. 2002, five bucks says Scorch looks like Mr. Clean and hailed too many magic erasers. Scorch looks like Wee's wish he looked. Yes, I would agree with you there.

It was very funny to have Pat Oates on the show, and we were reviewing Scorch. And it's like Pat Oates could play Scorch in a bio. pick. So it's a little confusing for some of our viewers on WATP. Matthew Raleigh, I have a new jingle for you, Matthew Rale. I'm not on this board right now, but quick announcement. We're doing, who are these socials today at six instead of our regular Thursdays at six because Mike has obligations this weekend.

So we're going to knock it out tonight. Oh, boy. Tune in WATP channel 6 o'clock. Matthew Rale, five bucks says, I've heard rumors that I may have made up that video is in negotiations with Stuttering John to give him Cardiff's name. don't support doxing always vote for carl you know what i'd like to make up those rumors as well sir that's fucked up viny just because he's offering a thousand dollars now all of a sudden you're ready to hand over your buddy's name and address i don't know his name i don't know his address

oh likely story i don't likely story i promise you i know his maybe his first name i have a pretty good idea it is but i don't believe him his last name is actually electrical Yeah, I don't ask for it. I don't know. So we don't care. That's a funny thing about Jay's just like, somebody knows Cardiff's name. Like nobody else cares.

I heard them talking about Uncle Rico too where Bob Lee was just like, yeah, I have no idea what Carter. I just call him Cardiff. Who cares? Like, why does it matter? What is it matter? How are you? Yeah, why does it matter?

It doesn't. None of it matters. There he is the man. Hughesie Entertainment. Thank you by me. Husey is a Danny fan. I saw Husey. Yeah, Milker alert.

I saw Husey on with. that reality show this morning. He was. I was checking that out for a minute. It looked like Lisa's not ready to be back yet. Sorry, Danny. We were objectified you. Oh, I don't care.

It's fine. We love you, Danny. That's what we love about you most. I love you, too. Aw. That's a sweetheart. Bronco with five bucks says, Consequence idea.

Loser has to watch the full shark natal series in Chinese. I mean, the full shark natal series was already bad enough. How many are there? That's a good question. probably six by now. Hugh S.A.

Sorry about SRS. Give Carl's share to the potato. Looking good, Vinny. Can't wait for Carl to be the fat one. And you'd be the fugly one, Moonhead. That's funny. You know, I was excited.

I had to explain this to somebody. Listen, people who know me go Vin, you look great. But to the rest of the world, I'm still a fat fuck. So it's all good. Thank you.

I was thinking the same thing when I came over here. Yeah, I know. Joe Corson, right, thanks for the dog. Joe Corson, right? The show's new name, the Queer Off, just for the... Yes! That's actually a good idea.

We should totally rebrand it. The Queer Off. That's not bad. Rocko or B, 220, 2002, thanks for the five bucks. I guess Glad is fine with letting trans kids prance around in pride parades, but the moment some pito comes out of the closet, that's a no-no. Yes, that's what they frown upon.

They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's cool that you're gay, but could you have brought it up like a three, like a three weeks ago before these allegations. Riley Foster, thanks for the five bucks. Riley from Hackamania just wanted to say the creepoff was the best part. Driving back to Reno reminded me how bad Vinny nuked Carl and Nevada. Oh, God.

Hell yeah. Yes, Riley, good to see you. Thank you for making the trip. Excelsior. True believers. I sure got my ass handed to me at our live creepoff event. Wow. Carl, I got to remind people.

If you like the creep off and you're a big fan and you haven't checked out the Patreon on a while, we do. Full episodes every week. We just did a banger last Friday. Yes, we did. We had Pito Hunter Theater. That was fun, but I thought what was more exciting was the first part of the episode where we found out who your dad was.

Wow. What a character. Yeah, he was a problem. A lot of prison time, a lot of felony convictions. He's up to no good that guy. If you followed the creep off on Twitter, somebody just did, I think it's atheist studios, sent a video. They drove past my creeper.

house last week, Nicole Ashtabula, like he drove by and like sent us a video of it, which was weird. The other day when I was driving home after we did that episode, I had to cut over to a rondicoit and I cut down Clifford, which was a weird choice, but it's kind of close to here. And I do it on occasion. And as I'm going down Clifford, I'm listening to this episode because I wanted to like listen for where I needed to edit and stuff before I released it. sure and uh it goes oh and uh daniel j paulino of 1720 cliford avenue and i looked up and i was sitting outside of fucking 1720 no shit it fucking blew my mind that's crazy and i was like not a nice neighborhood no it was then back then it was nice oh yeah in the 60s it was great yeah but that was a

very weird surreal moment for me no shit um it was crazy episode it was a good episode and we also learned that Hulk Hogan is going to save america with his beer oh god so please check that out You know who was bragging about going to meet Hulk Hogan this week? Who? It was Stealtow. He's bringing his kids with him to go meet, I guess, Hulk Hogan. Remember we were talking about that? When he did that thing, he goes, I'm going to go into your town.

So Aaron Imhol is bringing his children to a liquor store where Hulk Hogan will be there selling his new beer. I was like, who the fuck is going to go see Hulk Hogan is he's doing a tour with his new beer? Oh, Aaron Eamble. Okay, that makes nothing but sense. With their children. What a fucking crazy. That's insane. You lowered this chair when you came over here, didn't you?

Nope. You could raise it back up. I'm looking for the thing. I don't sit in chairs like this. You doesn't know how the chair works. There is no thing, is there? Yes, there is. Of course there is.

Whatever. Hold on. Let me help you. No, it's fine. I'm fine. Vinny, let's not stop the show again. We got to stop the show again for me. Are you just going to lower my camera?

I could have done that. All right. Did you say, there you go stupid? Guys, vote for a caro at the creepoff.com when you get a chance. The voter turnout has been lower the last couple of weeks. Yeah, we definitely got to get you guys over to the creepoff.com. Somehow, we got back to urethra talk in the dabbleverse. Yes, sure did.

Rockal Warby, thanks for the five. Dang Lizard, thanks for the two euros. Cardish's real name is John. Go fuck yourself. Oh, he docks them. Shit. That was supposed to get out there. Is that really true Dang Lizard?

I'm pretty sure Danglizzer is a stand-up guy. The Mechanical 8, thanks for the $5. Happy Super Chat Monday. S.J won't answer my calls. I just want to give him Cardus very real info. Vote Vinny, F.S.J. F.J. The mechanical ape. Hey, did I see that Quad tweeted out S.J.'s phone number?

Oh, did he? Probably. Yeah. Should we call him? See how his trips going? Say hello? Dude, I haven't been keeping up on Suttering John the last couple of days. I know he's been broadcasting drunkenly from hotel rooms, but I haven't really watched it at all. Yeah.

He claimed that he was in Denver last night because he's going to, he's on his way to Tuckie's house. Oh, no. Today. Well, Patrick Mountain died. I don't know if everybody's aware. He's all dead now. Dude, that Patrick Mountain thing is the craziest thing I've ever seen. Why did he have that shitty speaker?

He was doing the say-anything thing, which is like what you do for a chick that you like. But the other thing is that Patrick Mountain was in communication with John. Yeah. As soon as he got to Vegas, he's like, this is what I'm going to be home. This is what I'm not going to be home. If you come here after 2 o'clock, because he was going to California that day. So, John shows up at 6 o'clock. That was after 2.

And then John's like, this guy's inside. He wouldn't even come out. He knew he wasn't home. Also, I don't even know this part of it. This is the craziest part. Oh, I know all of it. Okay. I watched this weekend.

John's saying at New York, New York. And we find that out because, you know, he can't wait to show off his hotel room as he's doing his. It's written on the fucking wall in his hotel room. Right. So everyone knows he's at New York, New York. Patrick Milton drives from his house to New York, New York, and messages John and says, I'm downstairs at the nine fine Irishman bar. Come on down, John.

And John hemdenhawn and sat on his live stream, reading free chats for some reason until Melton had to leave and leave town. He's such a pussy. And John's running around like it was a fucking victory lap. It was beautiful. It's crazy. Carl, I think we're caught up on super chats at this point. Are you ready to do some cop cam? Yeah, let's do a cop cam.

I got a fun one today. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham Fight with the cops for no reason Will you please show me Cause Cop Cam Lose all your rights ruin your life

Newark, Newark, Newark Joe Orson, right John was it Newark, Newark, That's hilarious. That's the biggest dump on the strip That's the name of this episode, Newark, Newark. That's funny. All right, I got a cop cam video that came in from Kitty.

Thank you for this suggestion. We started off. We're in a Comfort Inn, many. I believe we're in Florida. Perfect. In a Comfort Inn. And let's see what's going on. Can't wait.

Let's do it. On September 8th, 2023, police were called to a Comfort Inn. After management advised they had a large female in a bathing suit, running around on the second floor causing a disturbance. And they want her. her trespassed. Come on, Sapphire.

Who is it? Sheriff's office. Might I ask what the problem is? Sheriff's office. I was the first trust on month, but I would like to know what the problem is. Because I can't even get in my own pool. There was a dog in the parking lot.

Unlocked the door. Unlocked the door. You're going to go to jail if you don't open the door. If you don't open this, you're going to go to jail. I'm going to deep facts, and I'm going. going to my lawyers. All right. We're off to a good start.

She's talking crazy. There was a dog in the parking lot. Yeah, she couldn't get in her own pool and there's a dog in the parking lot. You can see where there's just a misunderstanding. I feel like this is all the hotels doing. Don't you think that's a record for bringing up your attorney on one of these videos? They don't even open up the door yet. They have not seen this woman's face.

She's already yelling about getting a lawyer. Now, what I like about this, it's very different than the other cop campaigns we've been watching lately, these officers have zero patience for this shit. They're not going to sit there and pretend that they're going to have a conversation with this woman, coax her out or anything like that. They're just like man, we're coming in there one way

or another. I love it. Play whatever too. Nice. Do it. Go ahead and remove it. Why I ask, why? Because we're telling you two. Do you have a warrant? I don't need a warrant. Why was that lady? You're going to jail. All right. You've been warned.

Okay, I'm sorry. Yeah. So are we. Open the door. What do you want me to do, baby? Open the door. Okay. Are you going to arrest me? Unlock the door. No.

Go get my lawyer. Okay. Now you just added a charge of resisting. Good job. No, I would like to speak with my lawyer. The landed reply to the ruins. These guys seem already so bored of this conversation. It's like, okay, whatever, either you open the door or we'll open the door.

We're coming in there one way or another. So then she's yelling and screaming from behind the door. She claims that there's a pedophile who tried to poison her. And then she was denied by two different hotels because she just lives right down the street. But then she says her aunt just died and her grandmother took her money from her illegally. I mean, she just sounds psychotic, I guess it's my point. I don't want to leave all those clips in, but just to let you know what she's yelling on and on about. Yeah.

I picked up on the insane gibberish part of the half of the so far. I figured you did. Okay. So clip number three, they're still talking about trying to get in or her coming out. Well, might we go outside so that I can... I think that sounds like an excellent idea. Why don't you unlock that door? I'm trying to compromise with you guys.

Okay, well... Do you know how scaryness being in my position? My mom is dead. Yes, ma'am. We're in a compromising mood. Go ahead and open that up. I'm trying to get to my own business, and there is so many... Would you unlock the door, please?

We're getting a special key for that door. If we have to use that, are you going to open it or not? So what might be occurring? Okay, he's already good. I don't know. What do you want me to do? Keep forcing the block. on me, but she looks like a

psychopath. That means she might be. All right. Well, that's a good point. Just because she looks like a psychopath, everybody assumes that she is, and that's not always fair. That is a good point. Also, I don't know you picked up on this, but her mom is dead and her stepdad, blah, blah, blah,

her business, and something or other. She's making a lot of good points. I think these officers should probably slow down and be like, all right, man, let's hear it. Let's hear your side of these things. I think they should kick the door at it drag her out by her hair. Oh, well, then you're going to love this next thing.

Drag her into the woods and tie her to a tree and leave her. I usually, when I present these types of things, I usually like to end with the climax, with the big kicker, the big full reveal. Unfortunately, this video happens in the middle, and this is it. This is the best clip that I have from this video. Look, man, what do you want to decide to you?

That's what I want to speak with my lawyer. Okay, you're going to need a lawyer. Yes, you do. Sir, chill and fuck out, y'all. you are an abomination and who might y'all be a great number motherfucker how many of us

have you fucking checked up yes double tamed boom boom put your hands behind your back don't go crazy yes sir I will

I apologize it's so scary I don't know what to do face down hands behind your back you like all of a sudden she's ready to go along with whatever they're saying

Can I just watch it one more time? Yes, sir. You are correct, sir, whatever you say. Look at that dance. When you watch it like that, she's dancing. Incredible. It looks like, she looks like a Christmas tree. She'll win up and green and red.

Dude, doose, doose, dooose, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, maybe three tasers on her. I saw this girl a burning man. Look at this go. Look at her go. Way. Oh, okay. That belly.

She looks like, no. Stop, jump, down, don't. Stop, please. You put your hands behind your back. Yes, sir, I will. I apologize. It's so scary. I don't know what to do.

Face down. Hands behind your back. You know, they're having a hard time recruiting police officers ever since the George Floyd incident. I've heard. This is your recruitment film right here, guys. Just show this. This should be a commercial on TV during every sporting event.

During the NBA and NHL playoffs, just be like, you ever think about coming into law enforcement? We have to do shit like this. I mean, you get so many. people signing up for it. Yo, Marquis de Farmer's, I call it the electric shuffle. That's about right.

It's electric. Do, do, do, do, be, do. Yeah, that was fun. So that after that, they're, like, picking her up and the guy's like, oh, you're slimy. Like, she's really gross. So they all put on gloves and stuff like that. Oh, no.

Let's hear some more crazy talk here at my next clip now that they've got her subdued. Have you taken anything today? Yes, sir. You're a little on the extra side. I'm just going through something really hard. Extra, extra large side. And when I went to the place where they were supposed to solve it, they were more concerned with Ty McLeo'd than they were with helping me get to the therapist.

Now, I'd get to the therapist, but the mental health things, they don't cover under the judge. They flutter around, but they can do whatever they want. So you notice the question about, did you take someone today? She was, oh, yeah. Let me give you three guesses of the first two don't count. What do you think she's on? Pancakes. Probably.

Anything from a drug perspective, you think? Let's talk about Matt, baby. Let's talk about a yes-a-ree. Let's talk about all the bad things. and the bad things meth and see let's talk about meth this screams meth turns out she's on probation for possession

of methamphetamides and then my clip number six now that she's been tased and handcuffed all of a sudden she's starting to get some clarity and started asking questions like what should I have done officer to avoid that I like this I like someone taking a little bit of self-responsibility and try to

figure out how to better themselves sure if I were I'd start with the treadmill I'm so sorry I'm sorry I didn't know what to say Well, the easy answer is How are you? My name's Cassandra. Right? Yes, sir, that's all you got to do.

I'm sorry. Instead of struggling and being all slimy. Right? It smelled like you. I think some bedrocked. She was, what should I have done? I don't know, let us in when we said open the door. Then let us arrest you when we went to arrest you.

I swear to God, I thought her name was going to be Frederica Bimel. It might be. Yeah, that's a, she looks like she should be helping a guy with a, couch into the back of a moving van it's another okay I'm not supposed to say what movie it's from because that's not how Anthony does it

oh is that a movie reference Silence of the Lamb's reference oh very good yeah not really all right so it does turn out they find out that she is on probation for for meth and so now she explains to them in my clip number seven here

that you know you guys are going to arrest me but you don't realize that's going to get me in a lot of trouble here do you realize I'll be a trouble if you arrest me. I'll be a lot of trouble if you guys arrest me. Oh, gee, fellas, don't be sore. There's a dog in the parking lot.

I don't know, like, I'm going to go to prison for eight years if you guys take me off instead of being able to do my business. I didn't do that to you. Yeah, you did when you let Ellen sell me like a slave. You're going to stop. Can I have a cigarette please, sir? Why is it my fault? Stop tensing up.

I want someone to collect my property. Okay, stop tensing up. I have $200 dollars like to get into that fucking studio. And you're going to walk like your wrong. And it's Mossie. Do you understand me? Yes, sir, I do. You understand me.

All right. So she's still struggling as I'm trying to get her out of this place because the comfort didn't just watch her gone. She's just causing problems. They don't care how much meth she has. They just want her evacuated from the... If you're a cop, do you do a catch and release here? Well, they don't.

Now, as they're walking her outside in my next clip here, it's fun because her talk, it's crazier and crazier, and the police are finally starting to have a little bit of fun with that. Okay. And I'm not going to cause any problems. Ask me what that lady would do at my sight. Is there tulip in the lemonade? Maybe you're checking those things.

No, taste it. I'm serious. But look at them berries, that me. What do you think of the little? What are berries? Yeah. Berries and cream? Well, what does lemonade taste like to you, sir?

I'm berries and cream. Gives and cream, berries and cream. The marmalade hills. She's nuts. she's completely out of her mind so it's fun watching them they have to take the rest of the whatever the taser needle things are

they have to find wherever those are hidden like under her bra or something and pull those out back in the day before the body camp cameras I bet you they would take her to a field and they would just all let her loose and watch her run away oh yeah that'd be fun yeah just see which direction she goes it'd be fun

well unfortunately is she going to go north or she's going to go south What is you going to do? Unfortunately, there's a thing called accountability these days. And so I said my last clip here, we'll hear about the charges. The woman was charged with resisting officer without violence and trespass failure to leave property upon order by owner. So that kind of sucked. That was a let her off easy.

Yeah, after all, there without violence. There's lots of violence going on. What are they talking about? Dude, that piggy was not going away without a fight. No, I know. I hate that like when this stuff happens. They're like, we're going to press you with this. We're going to hit you with this and this.

And that doors are just like, all right, let her go. It's fine. Ah, thanks, Wege. Hey, it is his birthday week this week. Aw, thanks, buddy. Happy birthday, Paul. Polly. That's me.

Pollyino? Thanks, buddy. $10 from Huij. Thanks, Huij. Appreciate it very much. We got a couple more coming in. We got one from Dang Lizard. Thanks for the two years.

Why did Milton hide behind security for a kind of When did he do that? Are you talking about Atlantic City? I don't know. He can't answer you back. I don't think he hid behind security. I think John was causing a scene and forced security to walk over and get involved and engage it. I find all this behavior is silly.

It's wildly silly. Remember we used to just like do shows on the internet? Now people are driving people's houses and threatening to beat them up and carrying out about Kate meany for some reason as they walk away from the house if i watched all of this this weekend all this craziness on youtube yeah and then i come into monday and see that my innocuous channel about subreddits is demonetized let's talk about it what happened fucking lunatic is running around putting money for people's identities threatening people and then going i'm not threatened up and then going this is a threat this is not just where this is real life this is a threat

He fucking talks to both sides of his mouth, threatening people. There's video of him showing up in people's houses. Yes. I don't think he put that on YouTube, though. That was probably the smartest thing he did. He only put it up on his Twitter. Yeah, but it is up on YouTube. I mean, obviously, there's clips of it all over the place.

Yeah. But you're right. And my channel gets demonetized. That's cute. For what reason? What did you guys, what terms of service did you break? Supposed content. Reused content.

What does that mean? Well, sometimes we do episodes where we watch videos and things like that. Yeah. So we try to do, you know, transformative stuff yeah but they just don't care the last time it was the same thing and i had to go to them and say hey this is what we do and they go okay everything's fine and they put it back but it's the fact that it's happened twice is really maddening yeah and i was talking to their support today and i said can you they go well what you should do is now go back and check your videos against

our terms of service and i'm like well asshole you're the ones with the problem right you're the ones who are looking at this going, you did something wrong. At least tell me what the fuck it is. Save me some time. Why do you have to put this undue burden on the creator if you're the one with the issue? Well, especially when this Brendan Schaub versus Unique case should really change how YouTube, everyone else even looks at this, because Unique was showing a ton of footage from Brennan Chob's podcasts. And it got thrown out of court. So a real, this actually was a real lawsuit that was brought for copyright infringement and a real lawyer looked at it. It went, nope, he totally has the right to do that.

And I feel like that should be cited in all of these cases. You're just like, am I doing it worse than unique was? No. So stop it. So it's not a copyright claim. Yeah. So I don't even know if I have a copyright claim. I don't see any copyright claims anywhere.

I have no strikes. I have nothing. They just all of a sudden just go. You're demonetized. I got an email. My jaw fucking dropped. Wow, definitely fight it, buddy. No, I don't even know if I, like, the last time I said I wasn't going to fight it.

I know. Fight it. Hunter Biden's here. Happy Pride Month. You make a cute couple. Aw. So many is the top and Carol is the bottom, right? You'll never know.

I don't kiss and tell. We don't kiss. Can you tell? Oh, Carl, I think it's time for some voicemails. And as always, our voice mails are brought to you by our good friends in Syracuse. and where the fuck did it go? Oh, my bad kids. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse.

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I told you I have a good toast music to play for that, so I'll find that and send it to you. Thank you. So, Vinny has a story about two lesbians that live together, and then one suddenly goes missing. The next thing said is Carl says, our friends over at that reality podcast, Lisa's missing. Let me show you how to connect the dots here Someone don't look for it Otherwise, no one will care Right, bye

No cares I spent some time with my friend Helga And Helga is not a lesbian Nobody can't Correct No, Helga is a straight white Um, woman, right? Yep, that's it

with a penis and prostate and balls. Tucked up into her butthole. But she does tuck the balls up into wherever those things go and the penis is in the butthole. Yeah, it's, uh... We learned a lot about Hologna this past weekend. Frankly, jarring.

Maybe more than I would ever want to know. I have a voicemail for us. Please. I think this is about your dad, actually. The full reveal on the bonus show. Check out patreon.com slash the creep-off pod? Just the creep off. Hi, Kyle.

one for the creep-off, just the start of the latest bonus episode, talking about Vinny's dad, and both of you guys are fucking idiots. Vinnie says the dad was born in 1936, right, and died

in 2003. So 36 plus 4 is 40, plus 60, making 64, takes you to 2000. He was 64 years old in 2000, three years later he died, 67, to your assertation that he would have been 88

at some point before his death is fucking idiotic and Vinny, of course, goes along with it because his brain's full of fat. He would have been 88 today, we said. Today's 2024 now. He would have been 88 if he was still alive. He would have been 88 now.

88 today, that's the math. Yeah. Although I don't know what British math is. Maybe we did get it wrong. Was he 88 pounds? Yeah, maybe there's a conversion that we missed. 88 quid? I don't know how this all works.

I got one for Prep Boy, Rick. We haven't heard from it a while. Nice to hear from you, man. Hello, Vinnie. This is Prep Boy, Rick. I was made aware by a friend that you're a Celtics fan. The only other Celtics fan that I know of is Bill Simmons. It's not my fault.

I hope you pain and misery because, good God, man. Really. Like, I get it. But also, shame. I'm confused as to why you can't be a Celtics fan. Because Bill Simmons, he hates Bill Simmons, I guess. But Celtics fans are very much hated because they're kind of the Yankees of basketball. So they get that shit.

Everybody hates you when you're number one, Carl. They're not the Lakers of basketball. They're the Celtics. Well, dude, when they win tonight, motherfucker, they're going to have the most NBA championships of any franchise. Yeah, but most of them ever before either of us were born. So what does that have to do without anything? It's like saying the Montreal Canadians are the greatest NHL frances at all time.

What was the last time they won anything? Of all time is like a thing. It means from the beginning to now. Yes, no, I get it. Went back when there were six teams. They did very well. I get it. I mean, they did win and went in 2008, and they beat the Lakers in that one.

And then the Lakers won a bunch with Shack and Kobe. Whatever. Anyway, I guess the point is, is that because I like sports teams, too, I don't want to be associated with everyone else who likes that sports team, okay? If there's an asshole Cubs fan out there, Bill's fans, nothing to do with me. Correct. My point. Actually, let's talk about that.

Hey, there. Podcast brought here. Holy Spirit, speak of me. I don't normally agree with triple bypass, Paulino, but you're right. I'm a Cowboys fan of living in Western New York as well. And, yeah, the fucking Bill's fans are just a goddamn absolute fucking worse. Like Steelers and Eagles fans are pretty goddamn bad, but just the Bill's, like, they're just fucking, oh, just the drizzling shits. Thank you, fuck you, bye.

They are. You guys suck so much. What are you talking about? The Bill's Mafia raises money for charity every single year for opposing players' charities and shit. It's the greatest fan base in all of the NFL where the best traveled fan base. When you we play in England, the entire stadium

is Bill's fans. How dare you? How dare you, Paulino? I didn't say it. The Holy Spirit said it through podcast profit. And good point. The Holy Spirit agreed with me. Fair enough. I've got one thing to ask, boys.

Where the fuck is the Maddox Hall of Fame bonus episode? Yeah, where the fuck is it? Thank you, fuck you. Bye. Great question, Carl. Well, Vinnie decided we had to get Dick and Sean on there. There's no way we could light up our schedules. I don't think there's no way. Okay.

But you haven't even attempted, so I'm attempting. I'm working on it. All right. Very good. Here we go. Hey, guys, I just want to say thank you very much for what is now the sexiest fucking episode of the creepoff ever. I was a straight face. God damn, please do that music more.

That was awesome. Thank you, fuck you. Bye. Maybe we're just too creepy as owls every week, many. People are digging it. All right. You're going to do it. Well, as I'm just describing the scene that's going on, I guess it's fine.

A dang lizard comes back with the answer to my question. You're not talking to him, Carl, apparently I was. Dayling lizard with two euros says, Melton hid behind New York, New York security. Keep up Lady Kay. Oh, it's probably because Melton's a giant pussy. Well, that I don't know anything about. Yeah, I didn't know about that. I didn't know about that.

So I will get caught up. Thank you very much. find out if he did hide that's kind of you know why I'm not caught up dang lizard I do a little thing called prep I've been spending my day today prepping for the creep off gut thanks for the two bucks says sorry I'm late

I'm blank and I was having blank blank blank I wore that shirt on Friday yes you did pretty careful I was just like also I were just wearing this shirt for fun like yeah I kind of like that shirt he does he does it fits it's nice I like how she had to make it like extra big in case I

wore it and it just fits you normally weird times stop it she made two of them she made it she made a two x and an excel for us you guys ready for a a scum parade yes i have a brand new scum parade theme from our boy mr magenta oh beautiful he said i have made a theme for every single segment out of the show except for the scum parade so he's throwing his hat in let's go let's go up now we're flying baby down to the scum parade carl and viny come on and be our guide please fucked up shit we crave let's ride the creep wave killers or baby throwers rapists some puppy fuckers who knows what kind of creeps we'll find on the scum parade well I know where we're going to start we're going to start with this gentleman who I'm doxing that was great

by the way. I love that. It's pretty good, man. That's a good theme. And to Mechanical Ape says, I wholeheartedly believe Carl when he says he's on prep. No, no, I was doing prep. I was preparing for the show. How dare you? It's so funny. I get it.

Gut, thanks for the two bucks. Please sell the late shirt. I don't know. I could do that. We could probably make those. All right. Carl, this is my, this is our first scumperator today. His name is Joseph Lettie. Now, Joseph ran into a little bit of trouble.

He was half naked and he smashed his car into the jail and he got out of the car throwing snakes and screaming, the devil told me to kill. Now, as far as people who do shit when God tells him to do it versus people who do shit when the devil tells him to do shit, the devil is way funnier. It's a good point. You know what I mean? It's always a more interesting story. It's always a funnier thing that he does, throwing snakes and police officers and stuff.

um you said half naked i want to point out i think this is a trans person uh it does look like there's kind of something going on there but it does not uh he's wearing a blouse it does not say that this is a trans person but they do point out that joseph letty reportedly only wearing a woman's blouse when he crashed into the martin county jail on monday and another detail hates trump probably trans hmm well either way this person was donald ducking it in a a female in a woman's blouse. The 40-year-old allegedly poured motor oil on the floor and said he wanted to set it on fire.

Cops said he continued to make homicidal statements about officers and said he wanted to kill everyone while he threw rubber snakes on the floor and fought with police the fire rescue crews. Do you think the devil, like, as he's preparing for this, was just like, oh, I actually meant real snakes, but no, you know, it's fine, just whatever you got. That's cool. Still do it. Still do it.

If rubber snakes, that's the dumbest shit. he did cause thousands of dollars in damage he did not make it through the steel doors of the jail though he was trying for death by cop but he was doing it all wrong yeah instead they thought he was like a really bad birthday party magician right he's like to-da what are those rubber snakes did somebody order you so this is a homeless person by the way okay according to the deputies they restrained him and transported him to a nearby hospital he refused to cooperate with the hospital staff shocking he was returned to the jail and booked in charge with four accounts have aggravated assault on a police officer

and a police report, Mr. Leedy uttered the devil made me do it. Why didn't you shoot me and fucking fuck me in the ass? I came here to kill the police. Huh. Yeah, he did it wrong. You sure did do it wrong, sir. You don't know if they have a real gun. Cops will shoot you.

I'm sure you've spread the news. Cops will shoot you if they think there's any threat whatsoever. Yeah. You could just make your fingers and do a thing and go piao, piao, and they'll probably take you out. Yeah, but When you show up like you're doing a magic trick. Yeah. Like you're, ta-da, I broke a, let them throwing snakes everywhere.

They didn't know whether to clap or shoot you. I don't know what to tell you, sir. You did it wrong. Try you again next time. Let's meet a West Virginia dad. This is Kenneth Cutright. Now, he's been arrested in charge with child neglect, creating a risk of injury after police said he planted a seven-ounce bag of meth on one of his two daughters during a routine

traffic stop outside of that convenience store there. pronounced Nick Ricata's name wrong. No, no. This is Kenneth Cuttri. Oh, this is, oh, this isn't Nick recata this time. Yes, this is not Nick. Dude, nine ounces of meth is a shit ton. Seven ounces.

That's a lot of math. Yeah. He was charged with possession of a controlled substance, child neglect, with the risk of injury. Now, he was stopped by the officers on June 6th, and the sheriff's officer reported that when Cartwright was pulled over, he was unable to provide matching registration information for the car. he didn't have legitimate inspection stickers. Who knew you needed that shit in West Virginia?

A deputy determined in short order, however, that the car was stolen from Lawrence County, Ohio, about 200 miles away. Okay. Now, both of Cutright's daughters were in the back seat of the allegedly stolen vehicle. Deputy said the girls were 12 and 14 years old. Cutright allegedly denied knowing the car was stolen and claimed he traded his Hummer for it to a guy. Yeah. You know, you know the guy he's down the way.

you know the guy he's got the hat on he has uh you know the blue shoes blue the guy yeah I didn't get his name we were just trading vehicles so we just haven't done any of the paperwork for it or anything yeah

have I signed the title not yet I'm getting to it sir so the cops say sir get out of the car he steps out the vehicle not too long after the exchange they cut rights daughters get out and stand to the side police said when they asked whether there were any contraband items in the vehicle.

Cartwright said there were not but refused to search. Definitely not and don't even look because you won't even find it I'd hate to waste your time, officer. Yeah. Let's just...

I want to be respectful of your time. Don't even bother searching my car. You won't find anything. I'm trying to find the guy's number in my phone. Let's just not look at the car. As the officers waited for someone to pick up the daughters,

they reportedly noted that he continually hovered around them while he had his back to the deputies. This promptly raised suspicious of the arresting officer that maybe he concealed something on his kids once someone arrived to pick up the teen girls

police questioned one of Cartwright's daughters about an object in her hoodie it was just a bag the daughter said allegedly yeah she told the police that she's just a bag and then the girl just started to cry you really haven't trained these ones very well kind of

not a good father right here he goes stop crying get back in the car god damn he's yelling at this little girl she's cried the police are ultimately able to retrieve a seven-ounce bag of meth from her. The search of Cutwright's car after that point turned up a meth pipe

as well as a 9-millimeter pistol. The gun was loaded. Dude, this guy has never had more illegal shit on him in his wife, I bet. He's driving an illegal car, seven ounces of meth. He's got an unlicensed gun that's loaded. And it's all because

he stole a car that was too much tint. And Carl, it's his day to pick up the kids. Well, right, yeah, that sucks too But could you imagine This is the last time he'd ever want to get pulling He's like, he's probably thinking his head, man

If I got pulled over right now This would really fucking suck I've never had more illegal shit And he gets pulled over for having Too dark of tint on his windows Guys, if you get busted For having guns and drugs and all sorts of shit Because of tint, you're a fucking moron

You're not wrong Don't steal that car That car with the tint on it That'll get pulled over I don't even understand How these tin shops Will put that shit on people's cars They don't get a fuck

I know You know what Honestly I bet at the tent shop They're like Is this an illegal amount of tent They call yeah Definitely is

They're like sweet Guess how dumb these people are They'd rather look cool For a couple weeks And then go to jail It's fucking ridiculous Oh so just a lot of us have tent They're really scared

Of what's behind the tent dog I love it though I think it's cool It is cool No argument Oh man Here we go Times Square, New York City, Carl, a violent incident outside a popular tourist destination

in New York City has resulted in three individuals facing charges. According to law enforcement, a man was attacked in broad daylight by three men wielding a machete near the Times Square McDonald's. Sweet. The attack, which occurred around 1 p.m., so we're talking mid-afternoon, left the victim with stab wounds to both of his legs. He was transported to Bellevue Hospital. Police located and apprehended the three suspects after they scattered following the assault while the men's names have not been released authorities have confirmed that they now are facing charges related to the attack the specific charges will depend on the severity of the victim's injuries and the circumstances so here's the interesting part the three suspects what's the interesting part about people getting

attacked with machetes at times square at 1 p.m. What it was all over yeah the reason why it happened the three suspects have been tied to a compact disc scam in which they sell bootleg CDs to unsuspecting tourists. Yeah, this is the dumbest shit ever. So, you know, like, when you're in New York, someone will hand you a CDR, be like, hey, you got to hear my rap album or whatever it is. And then they'll be like, well, you're going to pay me for that or what? They put it in your hand.

And then they're like, give you 10 bucks for it at least, right? Take it back. And they're like, ah, you took it. No, no, no, no, it's yours now, man. But if you can give me 5, 10 bucks for it. So this is the dumbest shit ever. These guys are fighting over territory for this dumb scam. this is a territorial battle

to give dumb CDRs to tourists I don't think Martin Scorsese is going to make a movie about this this is a really dumb fake business I told you this happened to me once did it oh I told like the guy just came at me I was at a gas station and I was walking in to go pay for it this is 15 years ago and like here take my album dead of the whole thing

I was like okay cool and he just looked like a piece of shit so I gave him five bucks and kept going on with my day I get to the car and I'm like I wonder what this is It was fucking Hansen. The guy had ripped Hansen. So you gave him 15 bucks? I gave him $5. Okay.

He gave him a fiver. It's a pretty good deal. Yeah, it wasn't. So they have been, this was a turf fight, like you said, it broke out amongst these street vendors. They started stabbing each other with machetes. So be careful if you're hanging around Times Square. It's not Disneyland. Okay, people.

You go to New York and like, oh, I want to go see Times Square. It's filled with mutants. It's turning back into the 80s. This isn't the Giuliani days when the cops would bust their heads. So just some advice if you're traveling around the city. Well, also, forget about getting attacked with medieval weapons when you go to this McDonald's. Why is this McDonald's still in business, even if it was safe? Who the fuck is in New York City and goes, oh, you know what I want right now?

A Big Mac at Times Square. How is anyone eating at this restaurant? I bet you Big Macs there are probably $20. I'm sure they're expensive But even if they were free Get a slice of pizza What are you doing? Dang Lizard is coming back in at

Oh, dang lizard's mad at me He might be Five euros says, okay Carl Let me do your job for you while you're an arrogant Dia. I'm sorry, what's next You leave the house just before John arrives You Lady K. Barry

Coward! Coward! Dang Lizards right, I'm on dang lizard's right. I'm on dang lizard. Dang lizard, I'll get caught up. I apologize. I didn't know. I didn't know.

I don't know. I don't know what's going on. All right, Carl. You're ready to meet our last... Thank you for doing my job for me. Our last creep of the day. Yes. Okay.

This person is pretty creepy. Man, this is a crazy case. These fucking families. Carson Peters Berger. He's... I think it's burger, but it's no relation to me. I was trying to say different just to make you feel about it. Thank you.

I appreciate it. So he's accused of murdering... It's a bad burger. Yes, he is. He's accused of murdering his 10-year-old cousin and raping her dead body. What was she wearing? come he wants to be tried as a child

meaning he could be freed from jail by the time he is 25 that's what his lawyers are arguing I'm gonna in a rare case of actually being real with you video I just want to give my two cents on this I think that if you can get a boner after strangling a 10 year old girl to death

you should be put away for life just the fact that this guy sexually aroused after murdering his 10 year old cousin tells me he's irredeemable. They were walking along a hiking trail when he allegedly killed Lily Peters. He brought her there on purpose. He allegedly told police he punched her in the stomach, knocked her to the ground, hit her with a stick and strangled her to the point of death

before raping her. Prosecutors told the court he planned to rape and kill the victim from the get-go when he left the house with the victim to go down the trail. And the reason why this is the story is because there's a guy, an attorney out there, whose job it is to try to get this monster back on the streets by the end. age of 25. Imagine waking up in the morning and going, what do you got going on today? Well, there's this kid who decided to murder his 10-year-old cousin and then rape the dead corpse of a 10-year-old girl. And I don't want him to get more than 10 years in prison. I'm

hoping he gets out and he has a whole life out of him. This motherfucker, you would think when you have a kid like this, when you have something that, when this is evil, this is an evil fucking thing. This child is not redeemable. It's going to get worse. before it gets better. Right. So here's my point. This motherfucker's job is to defend him. There's a 35-page brief that he filed.

35 pages. Maybe dial it in one day. Maybe one day. Don't take your job so seriously, sir. You're allowed to be bad at your job, sir. It's fine. No one will be mad at you. In this particular case, no one set this kid away.

But this thing, he's arguing that this kid should be tried as a juvenile, which would only give him 10 years in prison. And he's, the reason why he's saying is because having a life sentence, which is what they're trying for, would not deter others from this behavior. And that's kind of a straw man argument because I don't care if it deters other people. I don't think this person should ever be allowed in the general pop ever again. Pretty much. And here's the other thing. This kid's dad is a fucking pito.

Yes. So this kid was all upset because his dad was put away for having all these images of prepubescent girls. And so that was probably his source of CP. And his dad goes away. He's like, well, now where am I going to get CP? Yeah. They found 10 pornographic photos showing very young girls in spread-legged positions on the dad's phone. This is the most descriptive CP article I've ever read in my life.

And we read a lot of these. I'm not even going to read this. I am. Some of them had doctored, some of them have been doctored to include comments such as first in your little girl's asshole and then in your mouth, mom. why does this in the article like we get it it's it's crazy this guy is sick it's so weird like they they go to detail about the type of child porn this person had like somebody had like write up and describe it i don't know if it's a police report i don't know where you get that information from or if the guy who wrote it's looking at these images yeah i don't know what's going to end up

happening here but i want to keep an eye on this guy on this kid can find out what happens in this particular situation because again put him down I don't give a fuck this family is these families are fucked so his dad obviously is into this disgusting shit he's into it and and beyond

and then the girl who he killed her mom is Chad Zumock she was arrested for stealing four credit cards and running up big bills yeah the whole family is fucked irredevable yeah so stick the kid in there with the dad

I don't care put him together fucking no you don't want those two teaming up again Vinny I disagree with that yeah you know

Tiny Chud makes a good point I can't believe I said that dad probably assaulted the kid who knows it could be you know you know victims you know turn into

victims end up turning the tables hurt people hurt people Vinny I've heard Is that true? It is I'm done Carl that's the scum parade

it's very depressing That's enough of that. That's the problem with these scum brands. We build up to these heinous scribes. Yeah, I know. I got some really crazy stuff ready to go for this Friday, so we hope you'll join us on the bonus episode. Carl.

What do we got going on this Friday? What do you got? Oh, I've got some scum. I got some great scum story. Oh, great. Okay. I also, one of my favorite pito hunters got his channel back. So I'm pretty happy about that.

The dude from Canada that I like DeSuzza, the one who got the video. of the guy in the tiny car that we showed at the live show that dude's one of the best and he had a bunch of problems in Canada can you believe it the government was trying to shut down his stream

fucking shocking the government gets mad if you show this is true in Canada this is crazy so let's say you have a ring door cam like everyone does and you watch somebody

steal your property off of your front porch or something and walk off with it in Canada you're not allowed to post that video into social media because that person who stole your property that you have evidence of with video

is innocent until proven guilty let the authorities deal with that. Thanks Canada. Canada. What the fuck? What are you doing? Speaking of a deterrent, isn't that kind of one of them that like, hey, if you want to come out to my house and do shit, like I have cameras on you would think? You would

think so, but you know, when the cameras do a lot of good when you're trying to figure out who did something and you're not allowed to release it for people to see. So that's kind of defeats the purpose there. Correct. But thanks Canada for nothing. Thanks, Canada. Thank you, Danny, for being so great. Make sure you follow her at Danny Desolation on Instagram. For sure. Don't forget who are the social special day today. 6 p.m. Eastern Time. So that's coming up in about three and a half hours. Myself and Blind, Mike will be breaking down all your favorites on the social

media channels that we peruse. Yeah, so please make sure you check that out. And until then, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gagia I denounce it I denounce it It's the cream off Oh no You think you can get away with that without having legal ramifications?

You're out of your fucking mind.