The Creep Off - Episode 219: Where My Dogs At?

Episode Date: June 24, 2024

The Creep-Off pride month closes out with the category of “creepiest +” featuring special guest referee Helga Man: In Karl’s cop cam we learn why you should never throw stones, especially at the cops: In the Scum Parade, we meet a German mother who has some explaining to do, a really cool substitute teacher and a marine recruiter on a mission. The score is currently Vinnie 3 - Karl 2, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Baby miraculously survives after being thrown from third-story window inside cat box - World News - Mirror OnlineSomerset County man charged for fatally shooting brother with crossbow, police say – WPXIFemale teacher who encouraged sixth-graders to make out in class while she critiqued their technique avoids jailtime | Daily Mail OnlineMarine Corps recruiter, 24, broke into stranger's home and stabs 11-year-old girl at sleepover: 'As horrific as it gets' | Daily Mail OnlineWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Well, today is going to be a fun creep off, I have a feeling, because the category today, if I'm not mistaken, is B-T-Q-I-A-2-plus, right? Because we did the L, we did the G, so I guess what's left over is B-T-Q-I-A-2-plus. What I labeled this is as plus, because I feel like plus can cover all the rest of them. Plus can cover everything. Why don't they just call it every? Well, it changes the whole thing to plus. It's a plus sign. Everyone feels included.

It's adding. It's good. And you don't have to change it as often. You don't have to go back to the printer constantly. Right. So then when I come out with some new weird thing that I'd only fuck horses between the ages of two months and 13 weeks. Someone clip this. Are we alive?

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, we're alive. Oh, that's the wrong one. You know what we ought to do? What should we do? We should probably just start the show.

Let's do that. Okay. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock.

I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Coon, coo, coo. That ain't no woman. It's a man, man. Einhorn is Finkel. Finkel is Einhorn! Hello, creepos, welcome to your favorite true cry podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host.

My name is Vinny. And joining me in studio is my co-host, my nemesis, hot cucka-c-carl. Jesus Christ. Thank you. What is happening, Vinnie, Paulino, so good to see you on this fine Monday. It is. And it is a fine Monday because it is a national holiday today. it is super chat Monday

Super chat Monday I love celebrating that with you buddy dude it's not just super chat Monday today it's more than that it is I got a thing that we got to tell everybody oh great today is not just super chat Monday it is the very first membership Monday membership Monday because from now on the creepoff channel is now open for membership

we have never done that before we've avoided it because we didn't want to deal with YouTube and all of their nonsense but Carl is convinced to me, we're going to give it a shot. So, Vinnie's had a lot of bad luck with YouTube. If you become a member of the creep-off YouTube channel, you are going to get a bonus episode every Friday, and he can't beat that. Can't beat that.

Those bonus episodes are a lot of fun. Absolutely. If you haven't been watching the bonus episodes, Vinny did a great presentation on the piece of garbage his father used to be. That was fun. He's all dead. What a criminal that guy was. Well, I had to explain this all to my mother.

like I told her about it I said yeah I did this thing about my about dad and she says oh really what did you find out about it I said well you know the federal indictments the uh forgering treasury bonds breaking prison time prison times yeah yeah

all of those things we discussed and we showed all the newspaper articles breaking and entering and uh the time he threat the judge in court yep arresting people at gunpoint or I mean um uh robbing Home invasion, even.

Yeah, home invasion. It was a good episode. You should probably check that out. That's a fun guy. I wish I could have hung out with him. Yeah. So from now on, if you become a member, you're going to start getting the Friday episodes.

I have no idea. I can go back to some of our episodes and open them up to members only. I don't know how I would do that. But from now on, we'll figure it out. Join the party. You'll also get some cool emojis you could use in the chat. But I should mention that it's going to be the same bonus content you get, whether you're on Patreon or supercast or back.

dot buy. So it's all the same stuff. So if you're already supporting the show, thank you very much. You do not need to become a YouTube member. Thank you for your support. That is correct. If you are on Patreon, you actually get more if you're on Patreon and Supercast, because you get the audio versions of the show, as well as merch. If you go to page,

if you support. We're still getting people merch for that? Yeah. Who authorized this? Me. I'm too generous on this show. It's way too generous. I'm not as greedy as you. So if you could do us this favor, I know a lot of you watch on the WATP, channel go over to the creepoff channel and open up your gifted memberships too that's always nice

that that would be good carl we did an episode last week we have been covering the alphabet we're celebrating pride month yes we did creepiest l we did creepiest g and here to tell us who won last week's episode it is our results girl danny danny readin results oh dandy please won't you post host that fanny all over the Patreon Danny Danny that body's so uncanny voice moved like lamb and shandy oh yeah she's my creep girl hi guys what's happened to Danny oh you know just live how was your weekend it was pretty good yeah we had a lot of fun we're trying to have a lot of fun this summer what kind of downers are you on today huh what kind of medication are you taking today?

None. Oh, okay. What do you mean? Well, you just see, you don't sound like your usual energetic self. You're going, eh, yeah, yeah, guys. Are they all right? Yeah, I'm good. Is it because you have bad results to read to us and you're worried about how I'm going

to respond to it? Is that why? That might be it, actually. Maybe. Uh-oh. So if people don't know, the way the creep-off works is that Biddy and I compete in a different category to find the creepiest person in that category every single week. And you, the listeners and the viewers go to the creepoff.

and vote for who you thought brought the biggest creep that week. We tally those numbers and then when one of us gets to five wins, the other one has to spin the wheel of consequences, which is not fun. Right now it's tied two to two. We're tied up and so

Danny's going to read us the results from last week. Who won last week's episode? Danny. Okay. Good job voting guys for sure this week. Let's make sure we get a lot of votes this week. Thank you guys. Otherwise, I'll be

put out of a job. That's right. 69% of the vote for last week. The winner is Vinnie Paulino. Oh shit. Please. And this is a huge deal is going to be. Wait, what percentage was it?

69. She doesn't even know what she just said, Betty. I said six. She doesn't even know. Fuck yeah. Hey, Carl, you know what that means? one more for the good guys all right minnie gets the uh the w this week makes it three to two so i got to come in hot today i got to press hard today on the plus category just going to give

myself a point there that'll be perfect very good danny thank you so much for reading our results as always folks you could follow danny at danny desolation on instagram and uh we will be seeing you again next week with the results for this week's episode all righty bye guys Hi, Danny. Are we getting questions for Danny in the subreddit? Do we abandon that? No, there's still getting some questions, but I didn't see any this week. Carl, I'm just really excited for today's episode because I promised everybody that we would have a special guest referee for this episode. Okay. And I am very excited to spring this on you at the last minute. Ladies and gentlemen, joining us to be our special guest referee for Crepeas Plus.

Who better than Helga Man? Hi, Alga. Man herself. What is happening, Helga? Oh, so glad you all are. We're glad to have you. It's my first time chatting with you, Helga, a fellow guitarist.

I'm sure we have much to discuss. I'm going to put a referee here. That sounds like a lot of fun. All right. Sounds good. Last time we had Pat Dixon as the official. I got myself a piece of paper and a filter tip here. Perfect.

Perfect. I'll be, I'll be, okay. Where's that? What's going on right now? Okay, there we go. All right, Helga. So here's what's going to happen. Carl and I are each going to present our creeps.

If you think either of us go a little too far or anything like that, feel free to rain us back in. But we are going after. I wish I had a whistle. Thank God you don't. That would be a lot of fun. But I think I can come up with a convincing sound effect somewhere. Okay. So the way this works is I won last week.

So that means I get to go first. I know. I watched it. Okay. Okay. So, Carl, ring that bell and let's get the show on the road. My creep today, ladies and gentlemen, Dana Rivers. She was born David Warfield. Rivers grew up in the San Francisco area. She served three years in the U.S. Navy before pursuing a career in education. David Warfield was an awesome teacher, Carl. Yeah. Awesome teacher. He became a labor leader in Orange County. for the American Federation of Teachers and in the 80s was twice elected to the board of the Huntington Beach Union High School District.

He was also a baseball coach and a whitewater rafting instructor, but his home life was a little suspect, guys. His home life was a little suspect because he suffered from alcoholism. Oh. That sounds like a party. He had a little bit more, he had a few other issues, but he also had three failed marriages in the 80s and 90s and drinking a lot. And by 1990, David was diagnosed with gender dysphoria, which was a very serious thing in his life. And he hit it. And in 1999, hold on a second.

But he's a guy. How does that happen? Like, you won the lottery. You got to be a guy. You're born a guy. It's great. It happens. Happy days.

I mean, this isn't even making sense, many. I understand. Women are like, geez, I wish I wasn't a dude. That looks awesome. like, yeah, it is. And it really is. You're missing out. Well, this was a dude who inside was a lady. Oh, boy. Was Dana Rivers inside. And in 1999, Dana Rivers cannot be hidden anymore and she was born and David Warfield was gone. Now, Rivers gained global attention in 1999 when she was fired as a teacher because she came out as a transgender woman to her students. In San Francisco?

unbelievable right that sounds odd to me i'm surprised here's a photo okay of uh dana all right lovely lady lovely so dana yeah she got the makeup thing down i'll give her that yeah so dana was working in a school in a sacramento before coming out she was recognized as an outstanding teacher by the school when she started to discuss her transition she was warned not to discuss such matters with the kids uh around the school at all and ultimately the school board ended up firing her in a three to two vote. She sued the school and they settled out of court for $150,000. Now, this made national news. Righteous bucks. This became national news. So she started going around on speaking to hers, talking about her experience and trying to

encourage other trans people to be brave and talk about how the laws have changed and where the laws need to get better in these regards. So, wait, was you just telling people how to sue a school and make money from it. Yeah. Because I think that would be pretty heavily attended. You have a lot of teachers in that. I would do it the same thing. It's called Vinnie's Slippin' Fall Seminar. Right. You got to come by out to teach exactly what you need to do. Spill some milk on the floor and act like a turtle. I love it. It's very simple, folks. It's a foolproof method. It only cost $200 to come. So to get back to this, she is becoming a quite the advocate for her community. now she lost her job which is terrible and unfair and she decided to move to the bay area

and in her off time she found a new hobby carl oh yeah what's that well she joined a all female motorcycle club called the deviance sweet yeah here's a picture she went from there to this i wonder john knows about this club we should join that this one now rivers would later claim to have the title of enforcer for the devians. Now, in this group, the other members said that Dana maybe watched a little too much Sons of Anarchy at this time. You know, she took things to be a little too serious. Now, Dana identified as a lesbian.

She met a beautiful woman named Patricia Wright. So hold on a second. So Dana was a guy who wants to drive around on motorcycles and bang women. Yep. So he had it all figured out. Yep. I don't understand why he would make this move. This is a bad move for him.

What do you mean? I mean, you see what's happening here. He's like, I want to become a girl in like Star Wars. That's how that works. Born David, but Dana was who was inside. And Dana is a woman. All right, you win this week. You win.

You win. Do you remember how I told you I was going for creepiest lesbian? I decided to change my creep. Yes. Yeah. Well, here's why. Okay. So she meets this woman.

Patricia Wright. Now, unfortunately, her interest in Patricia was not reciprocated. Patricia was not interested because Patricia was married to another lovely woman named Charlotte Reed. And they had a 19-year-old son, Betty Toto Diambu Wright, whom they adopted from Africa. They're a really lovely couple. Here's a picture of them. This is a picture of Patricia is on the left there. And then the Charlotte is on the right. And the son is obviously in the middle. now at some point patricia decided to leave the motorcycle club now i've heard some things about what happens when you leave a motorcycle club it's not really looked upon you know well by the other members but in this particular case it's not Islam and just you've got of a motorcycle club

you can't leave a motorcycle club well i got the shit beat out of me for saying no to the hells angels who they asked me to join really I knew you'd have a story about motorcycle clubs. I had a feeling you would. Well, Dana kept up her friendship and her flirtation with Patricia and also made some new friends, members of the Hell's Angels that she met. Okay. So she's hanging out with the Hells Angels. She's a member of the Deviants.

And this is around the time she got herself what's called a 1% tattoo. How good? Do you know what a 1% tattoo is? Yes. Can you tell everybody what it is? Well, if you're a member of a 1% motorcycle club, you get tattoo. tattooed with a 1% with a 1% tattoo. Yep.

And what is the definition of a 1%? Well, it's 1% of the motorcyclists on the road are the outlaw motorcycles, Hells, Angels, Pagas, gypsy, jokers, and whatnot. Yep. That's exactly right. I have friends in five clubs. Sure. That's why I didn't join.

That's why I didn't join the angel because I got friends in four other clubs. And so why would I want to join any one club? Agreed. But this woman, Dana Reeves or Dana Rivers, wants to hang out with the Hells Angels and whatever, but she's a member of the Deviants. And the deviants are nine women who are all in their 50s. Some of them are moms. They're not looking for the Hells Angels lifestyle. They're just people who ride their bikes on the weekend for fun. They could not be, they're not one percenters, this group. They have the name the Deviants as a joke. So long. Longer, they're not. story short I don't think I don't think that's true are we going to get to something at some point holy shit we could have started here

sure maybe what are we doing okay we're in November of 2016 maybe she was drinking too much maybe it was the fact that Patricia was happy or that Patricia had left the club and disrespected their colors but she called her old friend and made up a story about needing a place to stay

in Oakland one night Patricia agreed Wright and Reed were both stabbed and riddled with bullets in their bed that night Reed was stabbed dozen more times than Wright Reed is the one that Wright would not leave to come be with her

she was stabbed to the point of being unrecognizable their son was found dead in the street after he dragged himself from the house after being shot and having his face beat in with brass knuckles Am I getting to a good part for you yet, Carl?

Now we're starting to see why this person's a creep, yes. Why this person's a creep? It's all making sense. Now, when police arrived at the scene following 9-1-1 calls from neighbors who heard all the shots, they found rivers running from the house, which was on fire, by the way, holding a gas can covered in blood. She had knives, ammunition, and metal knuckles. Yeah, but where's your proof that she did it?

Where's the evidence? Everywhere. I'm not buying it. walls all over the floors, a ton of evidence, Carl. And the worst part is she wants to be this hell's angels badass. Sure. The first thing she does was confronted by the cops, guess who she blames? Oh, no, you can't rat on the club.

Guess who she blames? The deviance, the deviants made me do it. I'm the enforcer. They made me go, she tried to leave the club. And I'm the enforcer, so I had to go take care of it. It's not my fault. Okay. Yeah, exactly.

So the first witness they call to trial, Helga, the first witness that they call to trial is the president of the Deviance Club who's like, listen, we've had people leave all the time. All they have to do is give us their patchback. We don't care. We say thank you for joining us and being a friend. We're all nice.

We don't care about this. This person's crazy. And throughout this trial, she tried to claim that she was insane. She tried to blame everybody else. And it ended up being, she ended up being convicted, obviously, in sentenced to life in prison. This is her in 2021 when she went into jail. And I found a follow-up article about her time in prison.

Is she in a female prison? She is in a female prison. So, I mean, that's pretty cool. It's pretty good luck for her. She ended up on top with this one. Yeah. After I ended up in her chosen prison, because. there's a law in California

that if you're you have if you've decided if you've been diagnosed with gender dysmorphia you can pick which prison you go to female or male okay she picked female and we all would I'd get that diagnosis pronto if I got arrested her those

she has no chance of parole by the way she's like in there forever okay she has been terrorizing her peers inside of the jail I would imagine inmates have complained that she's been leering at them and making them uncomfortable by masturbating in

the showers all looking at them in the eyes. That's fun. Now, well, patronizing them and rubbing the outlandish transgender policies in their faces. As part of this, she has been allegedly forcing women to push her around in a prison wheelchair

even though she doesn't need it. I don't know how this works. But she's apparently a problem in jail. That is my creep, ladies and gentlemen, Dana Rivers. She murdered this poor family for literally no reason other than this woman wouldn't give in to her sexual advances because she was happily married.

But she was also the enforcer. She was not the enforcer. So she had to do that. They were a bunch of hobbyists and she's a lunatic. All right. I have a fantastic presentation for everyone today. Before we do that, though, I do want to get caught up on super chats because we do have a few over there.

A coof, of course. Thank you for not going to Greenland yourself. Coof. Great to see you. Dush of the devilors. Curl, will you be responded to the Milton's comments about you and surely you today. Yes! I was listening to that the way over here. I'm like, don't want me in with these

assholes. What happened? What did you say about you? I will get into it. Melton was inferring that I'm just like KB and Suttering John and all these other people who just have different alliances from week to week. Which is not the case. I don't have alliances to different people every

week. Yeah, Melton didn't bring you up. Don't worry about a video. Yeah, nobody ever brings me up. It's great. No shit. Got two bucks. A super chat Monday might be my favorite holiday. it's definitely up there for me thank you got i appreciate it dang lizard is that a kate meney sex style what is that kate meney is an empty vessel are you really okay with really releasing recordings of private calls please congratulate vtl and muttering jay on getting one over on you i have not released anything yeah you might notice dang lizard that uh anything that you're hearing on shulie's

network or i don't know tuky's going to be playing stuff i have nothing to do with that i just talk to Kate Meanie about what she learned about our friend, John. Tyler P. How much for a jingle? Wrong show, brother. 25 bucks or more on who are these socials? We get you a personalized jingle. High and tight.

In the morning, gents, Vinnie has gone from 2-Spirit to 1.5 spirit looking to-night. Looking to-night. In the morning to you, ITM. ITM, high and tight. Thank you, buddy. A gut, thanks for the two bucks. Cheer-up results, girl. the show is about positivity. That's right.

Yes. You should be in a great mood as we talk about these villains. Ah, we got to talk about Young Clippa. Oh, Manny Musk gets two bucks. Free Riley. That fund. Okay. The mechanical eight, thanks for the five bucks. 69%.

Nice. Hold on. I'll give you one more of these. Oh, jeez. 69! Vinnie F. and Winnie. Corniff says, Helga Rocks, tell Lisa, I said hello. Would you pass that on for him, Helga? I shall do that. Did you see I'm wearing your shirt today?

Yeah, I saw that. That's delightful. Dush of the Dabbleverse gave two bucks. Helg, that lady Kay is pretty cute, huh? No, no. We're not starting love connections here, Dush of the Dabbleverse. Eb-Ne, thanks for the $1.99 or the euros. Hi to Helga from Scotland, love to Lisa. Yes, definitely. Pass along our

our kind words to Lisa, I hope she gets better and is doing well. So can we agree, Helga, that Carl's got a long road to haul to beat my creep at this point? Well, we've got extra points for the heinousness of the murder and a prison behavior afterwards. Okay. So that's the latter. Vinny's got four points plus extra points for the heinous murder and the prison behavior before, yeah. Okay. Okay.

And she's got a story system. mark on the entire transgender community, which kind of pisses me off. So make it a five. Make it a five. Throw an extra point on that. So, okay, I'm going to throw an extra crosshatch on that to make it an I. make it a V instead of an IV. So I don't want to, I don't want to make this, I don't want to stop the show.

But could we go back? I just wanted to see what that URL was again for, uh, young Clippa. Sure. Free riley. Fund. Okay, I'm just, I just want to look this up. so all right very good um let me present my uh creepiest plus to you and i have a feeling that i am going to uh oh well he's already made five thousand of the fifteen thousand dollar goal

that's great hey that's pretty good i think congratulations riley i think there's a certain part about this story that i'm going to uh win helga over on my side with this this one so start off i want to present to you scarlet blake and if you want to show the photo i have that just is called Scarlett Blake. So I got some images and some videos for you to present today, Vinny. You got it, pal. All right. So this is our creep right here, Scarlett.

Now, Scarlett was born a man and transitioned to become a female. And she has this partner. Now, she's in the UK. She's a partner over in the United States who's also trans. And the two of them exchanged. change a lot of video messages and communicate back and forth. It's not a romantic relationship, but it kind of is. They do like some sexting and things like that, okay?

But they've never seen each other in person. Okay. So, apparently, the trans person in the U.S. is kind of sadistic and gets off when Scarlett does horrible things. So if you want to play my clip number one, we're going to find out that Scarlett was recently sentenced to life. First, tonight, a trans woman apparently obsessed with violence has today been jail for life for the murder of a stranger in Oxford. Scarlet Blake killed Jorge Martin Carino back in 2021 as part of a warmed fantasy inspired by a Netflix documentary. She had previously live streamed the sadistic killing of a cat. That's right.

That's right. We have a cat killer on our hands here, and I know Hogan loves cats. Points for don't mess with cats. Yep. Do not mess with cats, correct. Three people, Helga. So, hold on, hold on. So Scarlett didn't know the guy that she murdered as Jorge Martin Carano.

And Jorge was out with some friends. He's a Spanish gentleman. He was out in the UK and out with some friends drinking. And at 4 a.m., he found himself alone. The group had left him. and he's just kind of wandering around. And so if you want to play my next clip here, we'll see what happened to him.

Unfortunately, Blake had gone out looking for someone to attack. It was premeditated and planned. At 4 a.m., Blake and Jorge was seen in this CCTV footage before they walked away together. But Jorge never made it home. The court heard how Blake took advantage of Jorge's vulnerability, taking him to a secluded spot by the river, hitting his head with a vodka bottle, strangling Jorge,

before pushing him into the river where he drowned. And what's crazy is they found the body and had no idea the guy was murdered because, you know, he was pretty drunk and he drowned in the river. So they had no idea and Scarlett got away with it. Now, unfortunately, Scarlet was a little obsessed with torture. and we're going to get into this this cat live stream that she did in my next clip the court heard how blake was obsessed with torture death and strangulation four months before the murder blake live streamed herself killing a cat dissecting it

before putting the body in a blender this gruesome crime was watched by blake's partner ashlin bell it was a warped sexual fantasy between them so pull up the image of ashlin bell so we can see what partner looks like here so what's uh orange and white and red all over it's a calico and a blender you ever hear that one i've not heard that one but uh just wrote it very appropriate um that's the girlfriend that's the girlfriend that's the girlfriend yeah and uh the girlfriend has some interesting hobbies if you want to show my other um image of ashlyn bell so ashlin bell collects military grade weapons. And she also has a collection of Nazi memorabilia. So she's fun. Oh my. Yeah. She's a fun one. So this is from the Daily Mail. I want to read to you

what the judge said to Scarlett during the sentencing. He says, you suspended the cat by its neck using a band made from a ribbon. But although you strangled it, you made sure it remained alive for at least three minutes during which it endured intense pain while you cut open and eviscerated it before stabbing, dissecting, removing its heart. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Which you kept as a momento. As the audio makes clear, the thing you enjoyed most was seeing the animal gasping and panicking before it died.

Oh, no! After you had killed the cat, you put the scalpel into its eyes, skinned it, and decapitated it. You disposed to the body by putting it into a blunder. In your evidence, you told the jury, you did all this to please Ashland Bell and derive no pleasure from it yourself. Apparently, seriously, you invited the jury to believe that you disapprove of people who are cruel to animals. The audio we all heard and the stills and video clips we saw of you smiling and laughing while posing with the animal's severed head leave no doubt whatsoever that you personally enjoyed what you were doing as well as the pleasure that Ashland Bell derived from it.

Once you had dissected the cat, you said, well, one day I want to learn how to do this to a person. I denounce it. That's not great. It's not great. It's not great. thing to live stream to your girlfriend. So I, the next clip starts with the judge.

I don't know what year it is over in the UK, but you got to see this judge. Okay. Things went south. You decided to kill someone because you believed Ashlyn Bell would find it sexually exciting. As in fact, she did.

As you later said to another partner, you killed, quote, because my lover said it would be hot. I am sure that you did derive pleasure from killing Horge as you had from killing the cat. But the relationship between Scarlett Blake and Ashlyn Bell, a trans woman in the U.S., turned sour. And Bell told police that Blake was the person in a CCTV footage the night Jorge was killed. Oh, no. She ratted her out because they broke up.

Correct. So she got away with it. That's some catty shit right there. She got away with it. And then Ashland Bell went, I'm mad at you. I'm going to get you in trouble. Whoa. And decided to call the police.

So who's your creep? It better be Ashland Bell. No, my creep is definitely Scarlett, who tortured that. Well, that you dropped the ball here. Your dude should be the one who ran it or out. My creep is both of these creeps, many. And my favorite part about this whole story, the kicker here for the price of one. Wow.

Yes, correct. That's extra points. Extra points. You can't do that. All right. My last clip on here, this is the kicker for Scarlett. Oh, man. Can I just say, Helga question real fast before I play it?

You know Wigs. What did you think of that judge's piece? Did you like that one? Huh? What the judge had on? Did you care for his? For people listening. That's a traditional thing.

That goes clear back to 12th century. I know. I didn't know that they still did that shit when we're in the stupid white wings. Yeah, they're a little bit more stylized than they used to be. but you're supposed to wear a white wig when you're in a position of, shall always say, critical importance to the workings of the crown. And this is a tradition. The House of Lords wear wigs when they're in session. You're a goddamn encyclopedia.

And thank God for the Revolutionary War, because we don't have to wear those stupid things over here. USA, USA, USA, USA! All right, here's Carl's video. Let's play. You're a lot. You're a. Do, do, um, do, do up. Do, do, do, do we go.

At no point has Scarlet Blake shown remorse for the crimes which she has committed. It's understood she'll serve her life sentence of at least 23 years in a male prison. Yeah, she's not going to get the same treatment of your creep. got where she can go harass women in prison for the next 23 years. It pays to be a creep in California. Yes. She is a creep in the UK and they're like, nope, you got a penis? You're going to

be a beautiful bottom. She's going to make out like a thief. That's a good point. That is a good point. I like the hell who looks on the bright side of thing. So that's my creep this week. Scarlet Blake vote for Carl at the creepoff dot com. Let's get back into this game. Okay, Hulga. How do you have this score?

Now I'm curious. Because you seem like you have a whole system. I've got a close tie. Right now, Scarlett's just a little bit of head just because of the messing with cats. Cat torture is bad. And the ratting of her friend, ratting on her friend. Yep. On the murder. Not since a gentleman called Kate Meaney's mom.

Has there been a bigger snitch on the internet? Oh, no. Joe Corson Wright makes a good point. The judge married the cat as a hat, sicko. That wasn't the cat. No, that wasn't the cat. Well, all right, let's see. We got a couple more super chats here.

We'll hit up real fast. Matthew Raleigh, thanks for the five bucks. First, Carl breaks John's heart with the meanie reveal, and now he has one of his heroes on. Big few days for Carl. Just some more reasons to always vote Carl. That is correct, Matthew. Appreciate it, buddy.

Duce of the Dabbleverse, thanks for the two bucks. Donate to Bree Shannon's Fund me, everybody. Agreed. producer chris com producer chris dot com thank you uh two-faced lion bastard says hello helga hello there matthew raleigh thanks with two bucks uh the cat was still treated better than s j's cats oh man yeah then we head back to the judges ran the cat as a hat sicko very good very good helga thank you for joining us today i understand you rebranded the name of your podcast it's no longer that reality show it's not train wreck tv

Because, yeah, it's still a reality show. It's still that reality show. But we've gone beyond a reality show now because the things that have happened over the last several months have turned it into a total train wreck. I mean, you know, when you, when you're co-star, all of a sudden develops dementia. And so I'm living with that 24-7. You're telling me. I'm sorry. Hey, hey, I'm sorry to hear that.

is there any hope for lisa to come back on the show and join you again down the road i'm hoping so me too yeah well uh i watched the movie stepford wives the original stepford wives last night i've got a lot of footage a lot of audio and uh thousands and thousands of pictures and a really really powerful computer okay so i might be able to synthesize Recreate. All right. Beautiful. If she can't come back and script her. We're to bring it AI Lisa and Hogan. I'd rather see an animatronic Lisa like at Chuck E. Cheese, one of those things.

That'd be cool. Well, that would be kind of hard to do. I do not have the technical expertise to do that kind of thing to do an animatronic thing. And it would cost me a fortune to get my nephew who did work for Disney as an amatronics technician. You always have some anecdote. You can't bring up anything around Helgo without her having some anecdote. You're not wrong. About her life.

Hey, is Dr. Steve on the show tomorrow? Or was he on today? He's sick. He's out for the week. Oh, bummer. Okay. He come down with something. He was really apologetic when he called up.

He's a sweetheart. He's a sweetheart. I really like, yeah, I love his show. Yeah, he's great. And, yeah, I've been. And I'll tell you, I think you got hit and creep off. I think you really do. I love Creepoff.

Oh, thank you very much. It's a show four people like you. It caters to some of my guilty pleasures. Beautiful. Because I write in that genre. I haven't written in that genre for a while, but I write in that genre. Helga, while you're here, two things. Carl is supposed to be reading your book and doing a book reporter.

Yeah, I have your book, Little Red Book. And, uh, A little red book. Yes. That's, that's, that's a half hour read. Yeah, I know. I got to get on it. Half an hour.

Yep. But he has to write a 5,000 word essay. I'm not reading a 5,000 word essay. That's simply a manifesto. I threw that together. I threw that together in, uh, about, about three days. Okay.

I threw that to get ahead and print. I mean, you're not doing a good job selling it. Make it seem like you put more effort into it. But we have a very important question for you up on the screen. here from Don. He says, Hulga, fuck, merry, kill, Suttering John, Carl and Vinny. Carl and Vinny, yeah.

So it's a fuck Mary kill. It's Carl and Vinny. Stuttering John, Carl, or Vinny. You have to fuck one of them, marry one of them, and kill one of them. Yes. You have to decide which ones. Well, the easy one would be to simply put

Suttering John out of his misery. Agreed. And that could be, that could be done with a court, with a court ever clear. Just, uh, true. I mean, you don't explain how you're doing. You don't do explain how you're doing this. I'm with you on that. Let's not get that graphic idea.

Just hand him a court of Everclear and I think a problem would be solved. Um, now, uh, the jury is still out which, which one of you guys have wanted to go to bed with. Well, you're going to F one of us and marry one of us. You got to pick. You're on the spot. Uh, again, that's, that's, uh, that's, uh, that's kind of up in the year. I have a second house in Florida. Basically, I don't plan on ever marrying again.

It's not the room. That's not the game. You got to marry someone. You got to marry someone. That's the game. To a big immovable rock is, uh, you know, uh, although the first one wasn't bad. She was, uh, she was, uh, howga, howga, focus. You got to play the game.

You got to marry one of us and F one of us. and F one of us. Which one? Okay. Yeah. I don't know, Vinnie Braggs. Yep. So I think I'll probably fuck Vinny and Mary Carole.

That's the right answer. He nailed it. Very good. Thank you, Hulga. I think there's a couple more... I didn't get murdered. There's a couple of questions for Hau got here. Does Hulga have an only fans asking for a friend?

No, I don't have an only fans. I never bothered to set it up because... Yeah. I'm too busy. Yeah. I'm too busy for that. I agree. We're all thankful for that.

Who's Right Podcasts? Thanks for the five bucks. Any chance for a Helga slash Stephanie Bree crossover? Well, I lost my connection on my headphones. Uh-oh. She can't hear us, Carl. There we go. I got to be careful.

These jacks you get to adapt a mini to a full-sized plug. I've never found one that fit right. I've been fighting these goddamn things. I think I'm number four since. I've been using a sound system. Focus, Helga. Any chance for a Helga Stephanie Bree crossover? Who's Stephanie Bree, Carl?

How do I not know this? I don't know who Stephanie Bree is. Is that a rustler? I have no clue. All right. Well, Helga, thank you for joining us. Folks, following her, Helga Man on YouTube. Look for train wreck TV. You might be able to find the old episodes of that reality show. And

get her books if you're interested. Please. Yeah, she put a lot of time. I have a website. I have a website. Olga X-Man.com will give you directions onto Amazon to get the books. I need to get the X-Men music for every time she comes on. The middle and last name came as an inspiration. I wasn't ready to come out when I came out. I wasn't totally ready to come out when I came out.

For gay pride, I posted a picture on Facebook. I spent the better part of a day This is going great Everybody, I don't care He doesn't care I don't care I don't care Be more funny

Carl, you're such an asshole There's been no laughs This is to be expected to call Carl makes a living By being an asshole on YouTube And he's very good at

He's one of the best of the business. Hold on. Hold on. I'm an idiot. Thank you. He's every bit as good an asshole as Howard Stern. I'm such an idiot. I apologize to Doug. Stephanie Bree was the podcast that we recently reviewed on who are these podcasts, the horror trans podcast. Have you seen that episode yet? I've never saw that. I've never saw that. I did it with Doug. I'm going to have a dig through. Yeah, dig through. If it's on YouTube, it's up on YouTube. It's up on YouTube. All I have to do is hit a search, you know, it'll come up. Yeah, go to our page, look for the, uh, the horror trans podcast with Doug and I did. See you later, Helga. Have a great day. Bye, Helga. Bye, Helga. We'll miss you.

Good to see you. Thanks for being here. Thanks for coming. Enjoy your day. Hey, Carl, uh, it's the time for the cop cam. Thank God it is. Yes. Let's do that.

Sorry, Doug. I'm an idiot. She scored that pretty good, though, I say. I agree. She's a good job. It's fair. Uh, hold on. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham

Fight with the cops for no reason Will you please show me Cause Cop Cam Lose all your rights Ruined your life Now Vinny I have a bunch of clips for this one I see that

But it's going to be worth That this came in from Ill Clinton emailed the show With this video And this is not the one I sent you the other day This is not the one you sent me the other day. Okay. This is the one you forwarded me yesterday. Okay. Okay. All right. So let's start with my clip number one here. I actually couldn't find the email that you sent me the other day. Did you email

it to me? I think I may have texted it to you. Oh, that's why I couldn't do it. So on Friday, our bonus episode, we've got some cop cam videos we're going to do. So this is a fun one. On January 20th, 24 in Florida, police were dispatched to a residence where a woman reported that her boyfriend stole her dog. Police informed her it was a civil matter and there was nothing they could do. the woman kept calling dispatch until the police arrived again okay so this woman just keeps calling 911 because her boyfriend stole her car and they already told her look it this is not a matter for the police to deal with you got to work this out with your boyfriend and figure that up okay but she just kept calling so the cops don't like that no it's actually illegal it's actually against

the law it's a misuse of the 911 system so my clip number two the woman is quite belligerent with these police officers. We're here. So how can we help you? I don't need you here. I need you to go get my dogs. No, you're not? Okay.

Thank you. Hold on a second. I want to explain something to you real quick, all right? So you, you call a 911 like the way you did. Ma'am, we weren't done talking. Ma'am, excuse me, we were not done talking yet. All right. Oh, no.

So this woman is a 21-year-old. She lives with her mom still. She's just freshly out of college. She's quite entitled. She feels like she knows everything there is to know about the world and the law. And you see that more with clip number three. You're not going to get my dogs. I need to explain something to you.

I don't need you to explain. What you're doing calling us the way you are is a criminal offense. Can you pass? Can you pass a test? Pass what test? Can you pass a test? Pass any test, yes. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Get off my property. You're not going to get my dogs? Get the... My shit was stolen. I pay Napi's vet bill. I can explain some options for you. I don't want options.

I want my dog. Okay. So she's just not willing to talk to them or have a civil discussion. If someone took my dog, I would be inconsolable. She's upset. Yes. She's upset. She's taken out of these police officers who are trying to do their job. And the way that she does that is by a lot of name calling, as you're going to see this next clip. Huh. Does she call them names like heroes? Nope. No? No. Not the brave men in blue, nothing like that. Okay. They don't like it when you don't call them those things. That's true.

It's a civil matter that they can't even help. Get the f*** out of my yard. No, here's the deal. I'm a kid. Ew, you both. You fad. Oh, no. You racist.

Go gang up on somebody else, you racist. Go post up. You, you work for me, you. This is what the fucking do. Your civil help. Get the f*** out of here. Get off my yard. Go post up.

Go waste your time. I'm sitting somewhere else. You fat. Over and over and over. You don't work for dispatch, you fat. You sit in a yard. Shut these up and get these. What the fuck.

Dude, do you answer phone calls? No. So, I was he like, listen, I'm not calling you. I'm just called the dispatcher. That's their job to answer the fucking phone. What's the problem? I don't understand why you're so upset. So these police are apparently,

racist according to her because they showed up to her house when she called them multiple times so I'm not sure how that works but we'll find out more about that in a little bit the name calling continues in my next clip here hold on one second

yeah are we having some missions with the audio hmm check check check one two let's uh try this again now sorry folks let's see if this is any better it looks like stream yard added it's a civil matter that

that might be uh bothering everybody You short You fat You slow You can't even pass a test Go join the army Go be in the

But you can't do that But you can't That's why you are Get the out of here Nobody needs you Nobody need you So I'm going to explain a couple things to you And go on my tags

Make sure you see me Make sure you get me out there Because you have nothing better to Get your bald-handed ass I'm asking. Get off my. No, shut up. Hold on one second. Don't tell me to shut up. I can. I can't. Get off my property. All of you. It's weird to me. So you have these guys who have guns. Legally, they have guns and handcuffs. And those are the people that are going to motherfuck over and over again. It just seemed like a bad idea.

Like, not a winning formula. Wow. So she continues a name call. There's a lot of clips I don't have on here, but she just continues and continues. finally the police are like all right we'll go fine they're trying to explain to her not to call 911 she's not listening she's only yelling back at them so finally she gets she gets her wish the police turn around they say have a great day ma'am talk to you later all right here we go talk to you later. Go for each other. Don't

each other. Have a good night. Good luck. Find your... You. Do you. All right. All right.

You're going to rock at us? I'm throwing rocks in my yard. Oh! Oh! No! I didn't throw rocks at you! No! I'm saying!

What you did? What's your hand? On your back! Right now! I do it! Oh! Oh! I don't! Oh, my God!

Ah! All right, Betty. Whoa. Wow, what a mistake. She was throwing rocks at the police. They were going to leave. They were leaving. They were actively leaving, and she chucks rocks at them.

That might be the worst decision ever. The only thing she could have dumb that was dumber is go after Dr. Steve. Right. Those are the two things you don't do. You don't go after Dr. Steve's job. You don't throw the rocks and cops at police officers. So this changes from, remember how mouthy she was, caught everyone a bald fuck and go fuck each other and all this stuff. Well, this turns into crying very quickly.

Usually does once the cuffs come on. Yep. To my eyes. You know I didn't throw rocks. They didn't even touch you. You heard them. And you hurt my dog is in there, please. I make up my mom.

Where's your mom? But she's in St. Augsie. Nobody is here. Nobody's here and I threw them in the yard. She was just throwing rocks into the yard like she always does on a Thursday night thumbpire. Ah, the consequences are my actions, my only weaknesses. Oh, it's hilarious. Oh, nailed it.

You know, again, I have to reiterate this. I'm not normally on the side of the police officers, but when I see someone acting this way, I want them to get to come up. I want them to learn a lesson. Every time. I want the cops to go get a handful of gravel and make her chew on it. That's what I feel like at this point. I'd be fine with that. You can't just be this kind of an asshole and expect nothing to happen.

Well, remember, they weren't going to do anything. She was being a giant raging asshole, even breaking laws. They're like, fine, we'll go. All right. You calm down. You lost your dog. You're upset. But this continues on with her talking shit.

All right. God, you dirty. You can't take me talking shit to you. Do you have to do this to me? I threw the yard. I don't even, oh, no, my dog, I can't, my dog. Come on, take a seat. Come on, take a seat. No, my baby, okay, but my baby, I didn't, you know it in, just like you know I didn't. It's just skinhead. Put your feet in the car. Nobody's even at, nobody is here.

I have to call. Please, I don't have your chance to call. No, I don't have any shoes in jail, dirty. I didn't do anything to you, and it's going to come on camera. I got good news. You're getting a new pair of slippers. Yes. You get to jail.

Yes. Well, they will be provided to you. I like the fact that she's bad aim makes it so it's okay to throw rocks at police officers. Like, no, I get it. You missed us by a mile, but that doesn't make it okay. So first thing we need to do, number one, is comment that Stone Man 623 just named this episode, where my dog's at.

Okay, yep. And I also want to wish him a happy birthday, Stone Man 623. We love you in these parts. Happy birthday. She thinks this is pretty good, Carl. All right. So now this woman, she doesn't know what to do with herself. And, of course, she's going to pull the old race card out to let him know.

remember every police officer you encounter are the people who encountered George Floyd that day. Every single one of them are the exact same guy. Keep that in mind. Interesting. I wasn't aware of that. No, I know. I wasn't either. Now, I'm learning. The fuck. I got out of here, you racist. You racist, you racist, mother. Yeah, record me. You're right. He's racist. And I threw rocks in my yard. Oh, you racist In the car I've seen the car

I'm making race comments Is you out here You're going to make in race comments Yeah, she called the police To her house They show up And then she claims it They're like targeting her

Because she's a black woman They're like, man No one's saying anything about race You're the only one who's bringing this up It's amazing that she could call These people all sorts of names And then claim that she has the moral high ground down this Do you think for a second

A white person's gonna get away With throwing rocks To the cop No I do not like I mean how much money does this white person have because it's possible you know comfortable yeah you know average income median all right so after the race car card it was played um lawyer card coming next gonna sue you I gotta tell you she thinks this is so unfair the way that they're treating her oh I'm sorry to hear that

Put your feet in the car. Stop! I threw rocks in my yard. Please, my mom isn't even home. She doesn't know. This is so unfair. You arresting me at my house. I threw rocks in my own yard.

It's on me. she was pretty cute though yeah i like that she's not wearing a bra that's kind of fun yeah yeah yeah she wasn't so hysterical maybe she'd calm down a little bit take her to dinner or something do you think she's gonna calm down in the back of the cop car minnie she's at she's not she's not she's not gonna calm down at all and i wonder who can help her i wonder if maybe a higher being can help her out with this problem bob levy not that i okay Please, please let them see the lie. Please let them see the truth.

God, please. You know, I didn't throw anything at them. You know I didn't throw anything at them, God. Please, I knew better. I know better. I know better. And it's on video. I know better.

It's on video. Dang Lizard, if the stone didn't hit, you must acquit. Solid point. Solid point. So I don't know if God's going to help her or not. I watched this whole video and God never did come to the rescue, but maybe he did later. Nope, nope. God didn't do jack shit about this.

Do you think if Christian God does send you a lawyer, the lawyer is Jewish? I would hope so. I would too. I would imagine. Just curious how that works. All right. So God doesn't help her out. She's throwing this temper tantrum in the back of this car for a while.

and now, you know, this woman who remember when they first got there, she was acting like she knew everything about everything. Yeah. And now all of a sudden she needs her mommy? Oh, you know everything? Don't know who your dog is, do you? Yeah, right? She needs her mommy?

Yep. Oh, God. I need my mom. That's embarrassing. That's not me. I swear to God. that's not me. If you think that's me, that's not a picture. Look at me. Oh, yeah, no, you're a good person. We could tell. We could tell by this interaction that we've had that you're fantastic.

Go fuck each other. Go fuck each other. She is, uh, she's hysterical. So then she goes on to talk about how she graduated college for some reason. She's yelling that she's scared. I have a degree from NYU. She says that you're mad because, they're mad at her freedom of speech at one point she yells out these people have no idea what freedom of speech beats but okay so she finally gets something right in my next clip here 13 and this is so embarrassing like i have to please this is going to rule me getting my this is going to rule i'm literally going to say my next my state boards to be an ODA, and I'm really good at it. Oh, no.

This is getting very embarrassing. I got to tell you, if there's one thing I've learned from doing these cop cams, do not act like this in the back of the cop car. You got to maintain calm. Be cool, because this will get around on the internet pretty quick. That's the real consequence. Yes. Because.

Embarrassment. There's not going to be more real charges. All that shit's going to get pled down later when they end up talking to the and all that stuff. This person was hysterical. They acted like an idiot. But since you were hysterical and acted like an idiot, therefore it gets posted out lighter.

We all get to give you your comeuppins and lash a few. And she's studying to be a nurse. Could you imagine this woman being your nurse? I'd want someone a little more stable, I think. I would love it. I would be so naughty. I would be the naughtiest patient just to get her mad at me. All right.

Just a couple more clips here. And so she thinks that this is going to go viral, but I don't think she realizes why. No. And then you wonder why people don't like you. It will go viral. I can't beat this in court, and you know I can. You know I won't be.

I have it on video, but I don't have the money to pay for a lawyer to beat this. And you know, please. She goes, this is why people don't like you to the cops. The only unlikable person in this video is you, ma'am. I'm starting to think this dog ran away. No shit. Get away from this thing. Yeah, this woman kind of sucks.

All right. I have one more clip on here, and this is really the most heinous thing this woman says this entire time. Okay. Oh, my God. My mom is going to hate me. My mom is going to hate me. I just finished. Oh, my mom is going to hate me.

Wow, bounce. Well, daddy like. Oh my god Ah I hope you get cancer I hope you get stage 4 cancer Wow I hope you have a kid

and you get to enjoy it for six months and then the kid You understand me? Yeah I think he does I think he does you're a villain what a ghoul I hope you have a child and the child I'll die. What an asshole. I think a lot of people are not going to like you after seeing this video, not just your

mom being mad at you. What do you think she's like when her mom tries to tell her something? Oh, God. I can only imagine. So she was charged with assault, resisting arrest, and misuse of the 911 system. So they threw everything at her. So I'm just going to watch this. Yeah, yeah.

I'll be watched this video again. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah. Just see what happens here. They don't need to the audio. Wow. Huh. all right i'll bail her out all right i'll come to the rescue havesies i've just decided i just

decided that maybe she deserves a second chance have these i'll go with you this is uh what a fun cop cam i've kind of in love yeah thank you ill clinton for setting that our way appreciate it where my dog's at thanks guys all right carl i think it's time for a voicemail segment and i got great news for you everybody carl sent us our new music for the syracuse for our Syracuse drops, here it comes. The Creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Hope you all had fun at the Polish Festival last weekend. No, it's not about the country.

It's where we celebrate our strippers who only work part-time. See you in Syracuse. I get it. That's fun. All right, we didn't give very many voice mails this week, so we'll play what we got. couple. I've got an idea for the Hall of Fame. I think it's just sort of a nebulous thing right now.

What if it feels like an actual physical thing, I'm picturing just a shelf in Vinnie's office, and every time someone gets inducted, you put a picture up there or something to represent them. And the ultimate joke here is, imagine how Kristalia would feel if he walks in and sees a picture of himself next to Pamper Chewett and Hulk Hogan. Thanks, fuck you buy. Crystal Lee is not coming here. We're not allowing that. We don't like creepos like that at the building, but maybe we could come up with something. I got plenty of wall space behind me.

I could take some stuff down and start hanging up some pictures, maybe. It'd be hard to explain when people walk in here, but maybe. Carl, someone calling you out. Okay. It makes a pretty damn good point. I'm here for it. Hey, Ben. That adult baby show, Carl just did.

You know, he managed to plug Drew Lane. my series who are these socials you know what he didn't bring up the creepoff yeah I just called stabble why is everyone tannling on me I don't understand that's not a big show

why don't you just promote your own fucking show that's not a big show that I was on it wasn't a place where I was going to go on promotions and all right you said you got a couple yeah I do well you're mommy hey Carl

for the creep off I've been meaning to dial this in But if you need some inspiration for some Vinny songs, go back and listen to the E-Rock song contest because the Colmy maybe is like, you could just substitute Vinny. Hey, my name's Vinny. I'm fat and lazy. What's my cholesterol? About 280. All right.

I'm team Couseroo's. Let's go. I like it. It's not good. Someone can run with that. Mr. Magenta is probably out there right now. Mr. Magenta wouldn't dare. One more quick one, boys.

All right. I just can't get enough dicks in my butt, and I want to get high on my own part. But hi. Yeah. Good stuff. What the fuck was that? I don't know. I don't know what's going on.

What the fuck is happening? All right. Carl, that takes us all the way to a scum parade. You ready for us? Yes. Me too. On a raid of these fuck charades That these creeps have made

Scum parade Vinny and Carl Gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade Like stories of a kid Fucked by his mom or dad Soaking up the blood of a cat Scum parade

Some people in England Are very confused, Carl this is quite a conundrum. They're trying to figure out what happened here. There is a mother who's being quizzed by police after a 21-month-old daughter plunged nearly 40 feet off of a third-floor apartment balcony. Well, she was locked inside of a cat carrier.

I think we have a baby thrower. I think we got a baby thrower. I think we have a baby thrower. I'm hoping that the... Billers are looking at this one for a backup. Shocked, passerby's fouled the badly injured Taught, crying on the grounds of the apartment block in Berlin on June 10th.

Cops say she suffered... Berlin, by the way, is not in the UK, just FYI. I did say the UK, didn't I? Yeah, that's okay. The articles from the UK. The article is a yes. Yeah, my fault. Articles say she suffered fractures to her arms and legs

and is being treated in the hospital. Photographs of police gathering evidence of the ground show the hard-shelled plastic carrier with a locked door lying on its side on paving bricks by a bicycle stand. So a almost two-year-old child

was stuffed into a cat carrier and thrown off a balcony. PUDs is saying third floor here means fourth four in the U.S. Wow. All right. So I'm guessing that this daughter did not learn the lesson

that was intended by being thrown into the cat carrier. Shut up. Stop whining. She continued to keep whining and complaining. So it's like, all right, out the window with you. Now, Minnie, how does this kid survive this?

I don't know. I'm guessing the cat carrier was a really good one. Maybe it was a blanket's in it or something? I don't know. Maybe a couple of dirty blankets, but the hard shell case kept the baby alive. And the mother has a lot of explaining to do. They said that there's another child in the house, but now that child has been put in the care of the city welfare office. Oh, you don't think that the mom's fit to raise the other child?

She only had one carrier Yeah, the other one's going out with no carrier The investigation is still ongoing But I'm pretty sure we can wrap that one up Pretty good idea is what happened Yep All right, let's go It's hard to throw yourself out of a window

When you're in a CAD carrier That's true That's very true You know, I could have had the Eric Clapton defense But instead you had to put the kid in the cat carrier Fuck it all up Yeah, just push the kid off the balcony If you're going to do it

Yeah Just Oh, lucky, help please burn her come back oh shit fly fly fly fly up your arms oh man

Somerset County PA Carl head back state side a Somerset County man has been charged in the deadly shooting of his brother Travis Shear 32 is charged with criminal homicide now according to the complaint

Shear called 911 just before 8 p.m. on Friday and reported his brother was attacking him so he shot him in the chest with a cross bro, crossbow, and was hysterical and crying when police showed up. I got to say, you know, my brother and I, we get into arguments or things like that. If he owned a crossbow, I'd be way nicer to him. Yeah, luckily for you, he only has a stupid dragon puppet. What's you going to do, choppers?

Chopper is a dragon. Oh, my God. I keep forgetting that that exists and then you keep bringing it up. Because it's the funniest goddamn thing. Your brother went up dressed like you. and did him act with a dragon just mocking you in front of all your friends because he thought he was going to get one over on you.

And that was after he was on Ray DeVito show talking about growing up with me and how embarrassing that was. Oh, my God. What a weekend? What was it trying to do to you? Why is your brother doing all those to you? I don't know.

I don't know. My favorite part of that, though, is I think I tell it on this show where Grant goes up and does this saying and it bobbed so hard. And I'm standing next to Dick, Aster said on the side of the stage. Oh, yeah.

This is great. And Grant comes off the stage, like the mayor from Jaws. And he can't even find the words. He goes, I killed. I killed. I think he meant to say, like, I died. Yeah. Like, he's like, I killed.

And Dick goes, no, no, no, no, no. Put his hand on his shoulder. No, son. No, no, you didn't. Oh, that's hilarious. Oh, shit. Hey, 19771 Puffy. Thanks for the 4999 super.

sticker. That's the hero of the day right there. Yay, superchats. Yes, thank you very much, 1971 Poppy. Appreciate that. Appreciate the support over here. Yeah, you guys are incredible today. We'll leave that up there for a little bit. Let me finish this story, though. Shear told

police his brother Eric Miller refused to leave after they went to a local bar and instead wanted to go to another bar which started the argument. Responding units found Shear lying on top of Miller while sobbing the complaint said. Shear stayed. Shear stated to the officers that Miller hit him twice in the face while they were driving

and began choking him when they got to his house. Oh, the Alicia Jordana move. Right. Yeah, exactly right. She's lucky that dude didn't have a crossbow. Right. Good point. He would have deflated one of them titties. Now, he said his brother chased him before he ran into the house to get the crossbro.

He said he told Miller to leave to which he refused and charged him, the complaint said. Shear also told police he had a ring camera which showed the altercation. Now, here's the problem, folks. Here's the problem. Apart from shooting your brother in the chest with a crossbow. Yeah, the murder, I think is the problem. And you were a fucking party pooper who's like, no, I want to go home. I can't go to one more bar.

And then the guy who's having a good time wants to have a good night, ends up with an arrow in his chest. What a piece of shit brother you have. That's a problem. The video footage showed Shear and Miller in the house is driveway yelling at each other at around 7.45 p.m. Shira was seen standing on the front porch and Miller was on the sidewalk. Five minutes later, Shira was shown walking off the porch to his car with Miller's shot. The complaint said it appeared as though Miller wasn't actively pursuing Shira in the confrontation. So it wasn't self-defense with a crossbow? Probably not. Probably not. Yeah. Crossbows are rarely used as a self-defense weapon. Yeah. Back in the day, they weren't even used as a self-defense. It's probably easier to shoot a bow and arrow than is to load a crossbow. I wouldn't know that, though. Carl, let's talk about a really cool substitute teacher. What do you say? Yes, definitely. We've had some really interesting teachers on this show recently, like the ones who run a fight club in their classroom. We had the one who was playing the penis game. The penis game guy? Yep. That was a good one. Didn't, yeah, a collar.

in with a substitute that was in his daughter's district, remember that? Yeah, yeah. So, Carl, we're going to call this one Romeo, this fucking teacher, Rashida Rose. She pled guilty to child abuse charges for the incident, which involved two sixth grade students. Okay. What happened, you say? Well, last October Legacy Traditional School in North Valley of Las Vegas, an individual told law enforcement authorities that Rose informed the students that they were, were kissing each other wrong.

Why? Because they were the same sex? No. Oh. They're just doing it wrong. Oh, okay. And that she would tell them how to do it right. In court earlier this week, Rose's attorney described the kiss that occurred as just a peck on the lips.

One of the students said that Rose told the class that they were not going to do the work their regular teacher had left behind for them to do and would instead play a game called, never have I ever. Oh, never have ever. That's a fun thing to do with sixth graders. Sure is. Rose proceeded that the answer is never have they. They're sixth graders. They've never done anything. They're children.

She proceeded to ask inappropriate questions, according to the police report. The report also mentions a video recorded taken by one of the students of the disturbing scene, in which Rose can be heard saying, I'm going to ask those two if they could give us a show, gesturing to the two students who would go on to lock lips. We're not going to say anything she added. On Monday, Rose agreed that her behavior was, quote, unacceptable. Her attorney who mentioned that Rose is a vet.

veteran said that the client had trouble reigning in the room of students whose behavior he described as wild. So this was her trying to be a good teacher by demanding the two of the kids kiss right. I can explain this whole thing. Sure. She didn't think she was going to get caught. You know, we think you're going to get away with it. Then you can make a couple six graders make out of each other in the class.

Here's the thing. Kids love that you will do things that they could. get you in trouble for because it gives them power over you also i don't care how young the kids are they have cell phones they will be recording video of everything you do and on top of that caro nothing gives them more delight than being able to play the victim after because it's going to get them more attention from adults i can't believe that they did that in front of us now we should go to therapy instead of class it reminds me of um wiggum's kid or it's like and then they were making a baby and then I saw the baby

and it smiled at me. The baby smiled me. The baby smiled at you. Hey, cybergatic. It's my birthday and all I wanted to wish everyone to happy super chat Monday. A belated happy birthday to Vinny and a hello to Carl. Thank you. Cybergatic, happy birthday.

How about an actual happy birthday to you, my man? Thank you for the five bucks, bro. Thank you. Bad at karate. My boy, five bucks says she's going to poke her own eyes out she keeps whipping around like that yeah i know those are um those fun bags weren't having any fun that day they uh they look like they were having a good time hold on let's get back to this yeah hold on wow oh man she's not even on a sibian yeah it looks like she is uh did we miss

anything before the uh nope we got them all oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm just double check in all right So let's keep going in today's scum parade. One more story for everyone. This one is a doozy. We were going to do this on the bonus the other day, but realize it might have been a little too heinous, so we figured we'd save it for Monday. A Marine Corps recruiter broke into a Michigan home and stabbed an 11-year-old girl who was at a sleepover in a shocking crime that a judge called, quote, as horrific as it gets.

On Saturday around 3 a.m., hold on, let me just keep this going while we do this today. It's very distracting. On Saturday around 3am, a homeowner called 911, and said that Ricardo, Perez, Castillo 24 was in his daughter's room with her friend who had just been attacked by the intruder, according to the affidavit. The father initially found the knife-wheeling maniac in the kitchen of the home about 28 minutes outside of Grand Rapids. The quick-thinking dead held the suspect at gunpoint until the police arrived.

Quick-thinking? Why is that quick thinking? The guy had a knife and he has a gun. You know, that doesn't think they want to figure out. Yeah. Quick-thinking. Also, Vinny, I'm pretty sure a kid got stabbed. You weren't thinking that quick, stupid.

I don't know about you, Minnie, but I'm starting to think that sending 18-year-olds to Afghanistan was a bad idea. Starting to look that way. A lot of people said that at the time, but they all seemed really uncooled. We didn't listen to him. He just said, no, let's keep doing it for another 19 years, see what happens. Well, here it is. This is what happens. So, home surveillance footage showed the creep entering the home before taking off his shoes, pants and socks.

Oh, boy. The court document said, this is a creep. Castillo was then, see, grabbing a knife from a kitchen drawer. it didn't even bring his own fucking unprepared asshole he's dressed only in a t-shirt and underwear he's walking up the stairs to the girl's room he later told detectives that he planned to quote break into the house and kill the entire family then you don't want to admit that sort of thing it's going to make it hard for your attorney to defend you well he added and after i was done killing them i was going to have sex with their dead bodies okay this person might be fucked in the head a little bit yeah This is a good application for the death penalty, this guy. There's no redeeming this person. See, these are the cases where I go, do we need a trial? Yeah, right.

He just admitted that he was going to murder everyone wanted and then fuck their dead bodies. Let's just put them away. Do you like the Halloween movies? Sure. Did you see the newest one? No. Okay. Whatever.

They do this thing at the end where they have this machine that they use to grind cars. If you put a person on there, it's over real quick. oh you were going to murder an entire family that's what your plan was okay well follow us to the junkyard how about fargo with the uh with the wood chipper fine with that too that's good too just get this is insanity that these people are running around in our fucking society can i read you the quotes in this article sure this is such a waste of time i hate this we always see this shit but the kent county prosecutor christopher becker he made a statement about this now remember this guy broke into a home.

Oh, Chris Becker? Yeah, Christopher Becker made the same thing. This guy broke into a home and stabbed an 11-year-old. And this hero comes out and says, boy, this is a helpless victim. A kid should be innocent. A kid shouldn't have to worry about stuff like this. But it does occur. And I can't say it'll never happen before.

And it clearly is happening now. And it probably won't be the last time either. He went on to say, you think you could get away with that without having legal ramifications? You're out of your fucking mind. I hate when people make statements about things we all already agree on. Like, this is really bad. And 11-year-old shouldn't get stabbed just because they're at their friends' house at a sleepover.

Like, yeah, no shit. Why are you even talking? What's the point of this? Okay. The owner of the home, like I said, found him and found him, uh, I'm sorry. Prior to stabbing that young girl, authorities said that the Marine Corps recruiter broke into another home about a block away. The owner of that home found Castillo in his kitchen.

before telling him to get out. On his way out of the home, Castillo told the homeowner, quote, he should always be armed. Good advice? Yeah. Good advice. At the second house,

Castillo allegedly told investigators that once he got upstairs, he tried to enter other bedrooms, but they were locked. He then explained how he moved onto the master bedroom where he saw the homeowners asleep in bed. Castillo decided to move on to look for an easier target, he told police. Yeah, you want to warm up first.

Yeah. He then stumbled. You don't want to start with the boss. It's like a video game. You don't start with the boss. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. How would you handle Bowser the first time you play Mario in level one? Right. Both the girl and her friend woke up and started screaming. When he got into the 11-year-old's room, he climbed up on top of her and started stabbing her and started stabbing her and started stabbing her and started stabbing her last, I wonder. He's still up. I imagine. He's still up. I imagine.

The cops didn't want to touch him. They thought it was icky. So he was charged with one kind of assault with intent to murder, one kind of first-degree home invasion, one kind of assault with intent to commit criminal sexual conduct involving penetration and one count of carrying a weapon with unlawful intent. That person is a lost cause. Hey, Helga is still here hanging out. I want to bring Helga back up. There she is. Hey, Helga.

How's it going, Helga? Oh, I've been having fun. This is good. This is the part I really enjoy watching. Well, I wanted to ask you, what did you learn today? What were your key takeaways from today's episode? Well, my key takeaway is that all my time watching things like cops and a lot of the other things are not wasted. That's correct.

Yes, I love the big message. Yes. I have a lot of fun with this. I've watched a lot of the legal things on, legal things on YouTube, too. I spend most of my time watching YouTube are not doing a housework. work hauling people around. Right. And you can learn a lot from that. So I'm glad you're enjoying the program, Helga. I'm glad you came on with us today. I had a ball. And I'd like to have you guys on my show anytime we can arrange it. What does that pay now?

Oh, well, eventually it will pay something. I'm kidding. I'm just starting out. I'm kidding, Helga. I don't charge. I don't charge. I'll do your show anytime. You know that, Helga. I love him. Vinny's a lot of fun. Carl, you'd be in for a treat you get on the show. You really would be. We'll have a political debate. We'll talk about who's worse, Trump or Hitler? We'll debate that.

I would, I would put it both in the same thing. Of course, they're exactly the same guy. That's what I was going to say. We don't need to debate it. We don't need to debate it that, it turns out. Yeah, the exact same guy. All right. Well, enough time for gestation for reincarnation, you know?

That's right. oh man i forget what this i missed what this was in reference to but dangl lizard said you forgot he said that for integrity verification thank you for the two dollars there carl we've done it all today hug has been fantastic you're an awesome guest referee uh thank you to danny and thank everybody yeah the only place car's carls uh carl's uh carl's uh carl's creep uh lost was failure to dissect the corpse of the murder victim i saw your note about that in our private chat yeah i know That's why Carl lost. Oh,

Carl didn't lose yet, but if you want to make sure he does, just go to the creepop. Let's remember the cat, cutting out, putting the scalpel in the eyeballs, the contest is over. What are you doing, Carl?

The contest is over. Why are you still trying to keep it going? You're the war with you. You know, again, you don't fuck with cats, but the first one, the crime was so heinous.

And the behavior in prison was just absolutely appalling. Fuck you! sets a whole group of people back. Yeah, that's a whole group of people back. Yeah. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck. Fucking things suck.

Nobody cares. Nobody will care. Nobody will ever care. That's right. Words to live by. We'll see you soon, dear. Bye, Helga. Appreciate you again.

Thanks again for coming by. Carl, we've done it all. Let's get out of here. Go to the creepop.com. for who you thought brought the bigger creep this week. And we'll see you on Friday for the bonus show. And right back here on Monday. Don't forget if you want to join the creep off YouTube channel,

we'd appreciate it if you did that. And if you want to support the show and get the bonus extras, go to Patreon or Supercast. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gia. That ain't funny. What the hell is he supposed to be?

You, my friend, have committed a It's the cream off. Hell, Bergen, I don't go ahead. I don't care, I don't care. My jokes don't go over, I don't care. Everybody! I don't care! He does not care!

I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. He does not care. I don't care. I'm happy, go lucky. Women call me plucky.