The Creep Off - Episode 220: #220 Slushy the Clown

Episode Date: July 1, 2024

In this episode Karl & Vinnie nominate their candidates for creepiest navy officer: In Karl’s cop cam we meet an insanely drunk woman who forgot to pick up her kid from kindergarten: In the Scum Parade we meet a man whose shorts were just too short, a West Virginia couple who seem to be a bit behind the times and a pair of new parents who learned that gravity still works  The score is currently Vinnie 3 - Karl 3, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Genitals did not 'accidentally' fall out of shorts in B.C. mall: judge - Greater Victoria News (vicnews.com) Man admits trapping, drowning 60 caged cats, other animals in southwest Japan: police - The Mainichi'What the ... did you do?': Newborn found dead was allegedly thrown out window by mother (krcrtv.com) Indictment alleges West Virginia couple used adopted Black children as 'slaves,' judge says | AP NewsWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Disgusting

Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true cry podcast. The show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And joining me, as always, it's that hunk of shit, Carl. What is happening? Vinnie Paulino.

Good to see you, buddy. Go fuck yourself, Carl. Dude, happy Canada Day to you, too. I'm very excited to be celebrated Canada Day and Super Chat Monday with my friend Vinnie Paulino. Happy Super Chat Monday, everybody. What could be a better time of the week than Monday's at 1 p.m. Okay. I'm very excited.

You want me back over. I'm very excited about today's show. We have a. special guest who is going to talk to us about the results. Danny, the results girl couldn't be here today. But stepping up, stepping in is Red Head Meg. What's up, Meg? Oh, hello, Creep-Rino's. Hello to you. How are you today? I'm doing well. Thank you. How about yourself? Doing very well. Welcome back. So from what I understand, we have sent you the results. You have them. And you were going to let us know who won

from last week. Now, let me just say before you do that, we're excited about these results, obviously, you can tell. But before we get into that, let me just remind everyone that the creep off of the contest. Every single week, Vinny and I compete to find the biggest creep in a different category, and then you go to the creepoff.com and you vote for who brought the biggest creep. When one of us gets to five victories, the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences made by Lockheed back there.

So this is what we're figuring out. Vinny's up three to two right now. and Redhead Meg has the results from this past week. What was the category this past week? Vinny, do you remember? Ask the results, girl. Meg, do you remember the category from last week? Yes, the creepy category of the week last week was creepiest plus.

Yes, plus from the LGBTQIA plus. Of the LG. Yeah, we're allies here. We even know how to say it. I see her. She's wearing her rainbow. wristband. She's into the spirit.

All right. Let's find out, Meg, because your internet sucks. Without further ado, what were the results of the voting? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Well, when it comes to the results of the creepiest plus, Vinnie, you are not the winner. Car has to a whopping 75% of it. They're out tying this round of creepies.

Let's see that dick. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't say anything. What are you all upset about over there? You're trying to frame me. You're the one wearing that shirt. You're the one who wants to look at dicks. Meg, I missed you.

Brilliant job today. Shut up. Fantastic work. Thank you kindly. All right, Meg, we're going to bounce because you are on quite a delay here, and it's kind of affecting everything, but we love you. We love you. Thank you for being in soon.

Thank you very much. All right, so we are tied up three to three now. What do you think about that, Benny? I don't feel good about it. I'm trying to change you. Yeah, let's update that score. I want people to know. I'm doing it.

I want people to know what the deal is. So this week, we are celebrating the founding of our country. 4th of July. Yes. I forget about Canada Day. I'm already over that. It's 4th of July Independence Day coming up, baby. Yeah, we have a party south of the border, Canada, on July 4th, a day that matters. So our point is every year we basically check out the armed forces, and there's one branch we have not covered yet. There's two. And today we are going to talk about Navy creeps, Carl. That's right, the creepiest naval officer. Yes, people who served in the Navy, who are a complete scumbag creep. Well, they could still be serving, right? Oh, certainly. Okay, good. Because I have a

ex-review girl who sounds like a 12-year-old boy. I was going to take her too. I was going to do Vic. All right. I can't do Vic. I found a creepier person than Vic. Are you ready to start the contest? Dude, bring the bell. Very good. I want to introduce you to David Herbert. Now, before I present my creep, I do want to warn people, this one's brutal. And it pains me to have to bring this to the program. but listen, it's a tight game. It's a tight race right now, three to three. So I decided, why not get a W this week? But if you're not a fan of people torturing animals,

you might not like this one. Play my clip number one, the news report on this guy. So you won last week because some lady killed a cat. So you're doubling down this week with more of this shit. New developments, a Navy veteran behind bars for brutally beating his neighbor's dogs. oh boy okay we got a dog torturer that's not good oh boy so david herbert you got you've heard me talk about how my neighbor's dog is out in the yard at 6 a.m. just barking and barking and everything and i get very annoyed yes we've talked about yeah so this guy imagine this is like

how this guy feels about his neighbor's dog but he decides that he's going to put an end to that and so uh clip number two is what do you want how we about this. A six-month investigation landed 36-year-old David Herbert behind bars. He's accused of abusing four different dogs inside this same house, connected to his yard by just this fence. I couldn't explain why he did it and why only these neighbors here other than he didn't want Pence anywhere near his house. Since February, police say he broke into the home, poured toxic chemicals on their two huskies, and fed them drugs. An unknown type of chemical was poured on them, causing them to have hair loss and skin burns.

Cheat run on their faces, too. So this guy's breaking into the house next door to torture their dogs. He's not waiting for them to be outside and annoy them. He's just going right in there and going after him. I know, Vinny. They'll look at your face as it all. I have dogs. This is really not cool.

This is really bad. This is horrifying, Carl. Yeah. What's the next clip called? Batting practice. Oh, no. Oh, no. You son of a bitch.

Batting practice? weeks later he got in again beating them with a baseball bat leaving one dog without an eye there was a bat that was located inside the residence that had what appeared to be blood they went ahead and confirmed that that was blood from one of the animals so viny i know what you're thinking all right carl you win this week this is brutal i can't get much worse than this oh but it does vini because these people decide to move out they're like i don't like living in this neighborhood where people break into our house and torture our dogs. Let's get out of here. New neighbors come in. Now the new neighbors also have dogs. That family moved out and new pet owners moved in. Shortly after,

their two dogs were inexplicably let out of the house. One was returned, but one is still missing. Police served a search warrant at Herbert's home in June. Lab testing connected the dogs to DNA evidence found in his car. Okay, so they did eventually catch this monster. Okay, can I just say something here? Yeah. This is the real estate agent's fault for this second couple. Do you have any dogs?

Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, you would think you would mention it. As long as they had the down payment. Oh, Christ. You know what's crazy? Is it this guy goes so far, check out this next clip. He's even like setting up torture for these animals in his own backyard.

God. His backyard set up as a danger zone for dogs. He had some electronic equipment that would stop barking dogs that cause a high pitch in their ears which would irritate them. Those were set up in his backyard.

So he definitely had a thing against pets. He did not like barking dogs. That doesn't hurt the dogs. People have those. That's basically what a dog whistle is. According to this report, it was very painful for the dogs and so they would stop barking because of it. Now, Vinnie, the good

news is this man was sentenced to eight years and eight months behind bars. Okay. The bad news is he lives in California. And this all took place in 2017. And then in 2020,

this thing called the COVID pandemic happened. And look at what happens next. Oceanside man convicted of severe animal abuse. for attacking his neighbor's dogs, is set for early release under a COVID-19 prison program. News 8th's David Gottforsen has confirmed details of David Herbert's release now set for next Monday. I'm in awe on his release. I was really surprised to get that phone call.

Michelle Plaketta received the phone call last week that David Herbert, the man convicted of torturing dogs in her neighborhood, is set to be released early from prison. was that like a prison release read like who read that who was that last person's it's a good question i know he's like trying to do an impression of someone or something that wasn't a real voice all right so covid happens and they have to make room in the prisons minnie because there are i don't know if you remember this time in our lives but there were restaurant owners who were serving people food outdoors on the patio so they're like we got to make room in this prison for all of these restaurateurs who are trying to stay open and serve

people food. Also, there's a guy with a boogie board in the ocean. He's got to go in prison. So this guy who tortures dogs let him out. Let's get the real sinister people off the streets. They were spreading the disease, Carl. They were spreading the disease that killed everyone. Remember when

everyone died from that disease, Minnie? Yeah, I don't, well, a couple. We lost a couple. So this is fucked. One or two. This is fucked because this guy, tortures dogs, set us almost nine years in prison, doesn't even spend a year in prison

is being let out and my clip number seven this is just for the W one of the dogs a husky had its eye gouged out Michelle's dog Lala was taken and never found every crime that he committed

he researched it prior to doing it and then he researched how to get away with it after committing it so that in itself says a lot as to what kind of individual that we're dealing with. You're telling me this motherfucker googled how to remove a husky's eye and get away with it.

Yeah. What kind of ass do dogs disagree with? There's a weird Google search is right there. Jesus Christ, Carl. So that's my creep this week. David Herbert creepiest Navy veteran. Well, he was in the Navy. He didn't even go over that, did you?

Yeah, I was in my first clip. Oh, okay. Well, Carl. You tried to get out of technicality? I don't blame you. I'd be looking for technicality right now too if I were you. I'm actually good, Carl. All right.

Let me ask you this question. Are you comfortable? I'm feeling pretty comfortable. Okay. Good. Don't I look pretty relaxed today? Got my flight threads on. All right, Carl.

Before I tell you my creep's name today, I want to show you a picture. Okay. Oh, he was the fifth beetle, I believe, right? No, Carl. He was not. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Haddon Clark. Okay. Haddon is a raging monster retard.

That's the only three words I could use to describe this guy. Those are the people that we want in our military, buddy. That's kind of the whole point. That's who we're recruiting. Folks, I'm sorry to do this to you, but I got a, I got a presentation ready to go on this guy because. Strap-in everyone. This is a, this guy's a fucking problem. If you guys want to come back,

for the Carl's Cop Cam, I'll text you all when he's done. Now, I'll put out of tweets. He was raised in Troy, New York. He came from a very rich family. His grandfather served as the mayor of White Plains, New York. His father was a Korean War veteran with a MBA and a PhD in chemistry, and I'm telling you this for a reason.

His father had a very notable career. He invented fire retardant carpeting and plastic cling wrap. Oh, cool. Now, he did that while working for the Reynolds company, who owned the patents. and didn't give him any bonuses or anything. They just took the... That's how that works.

Yeah. And because of that, he became a bitter drunk. His wife... Wait, so why am I a bitter drunk, then? I mean, he had Patton stolen from me. Your parents were also bitter drugs. Yeah, maybe that's one of this. Just travels down the road.

His wife's name was Flavia. She was a homemaker and also a bad drunk. They had four kids, three boys, and finally a girl. Haddon was the third child. He was born with some handicaps, Carl. so I know you could sympathize. Oh, wait. Let me guess.

I'm club fucking footed, you ass, boy. No. No, okay. His mother blames all of his issues on a bad forecept delivery, which she said had given him a head injury. She brought him to Yale University's Child Study Center when he was four years old. The doctor said he had some form of cerebral palsy and perhaps mild brain damage. His father then gave him a really cute nickname after that doctor's visit.

Yeah. He called him The Retard. That's kind of fun. Now, his brain injury manifested in a lot of weird ways, Carl. For example, he could not walk on a pattern. Uh-oh, retard alert. Retort alert, class. Sorry, I got some dead air in that drop.

I stumbled on you. What were he saying? It's all right. He could not walk on pattern carpet, Carl. Oh. Like, his brain could not process it. Oh, God. So him in a casino would be hilarious to watch.

He would just fall fucking down. Okay. And, like, if he looked at your shirt, he would fall the fuck over. Well, that's retarded. They tape his mother. didn't really take care of him with this they ended up taping padding around his head before she would let him go out to play okay so obviously kids made fun of him the problem was that he handled it in very violent ways he was a very violent child carl if he was a dog christie gnome would have shot him herself okay when he left the house it was like the show the wire all the other kids of the playground were like hands coming and they'd all fucking book it because this kid would straight up attack kick punch bite other kids on site on multiple occasions carl as a child he would behead the pets of the kids who made fun of them and leave them

on their doorsteps some eric cartman level we're talking dogs we're talking cats okay okay but the other kids were making fun of him though yes okay he was a raging retard though legitimately his brother was her two brothers his older brothers were complete garbage too if I grew up in this neighborhood I would definitely have had a headless cat yeah absolutely absolutely and you wouldn't have been able to get away either your sister would have been trying to pull you away in the wagon and he would have been running after you with this fucking football helmet on that fuck you

oh man if he got a hold of you you're going to fucked so his brothers were garbage too his oldest brother Bradfield was jailed in 1985 after murdering his co-worker before slicing off her breast and cooking them on a barbecue and eating them. Why isn't that your creep? Oh, because he wasn't in a baby. Okay. His other brother may or may not have molested his own children, and Haddon is the worst. Okay, if you say so.

So his mother, Flavia, really wanted a daughter, right? She had three boys, and if she had just waited, she would have gotten a girl. But she was a drunk. So what she did was because she was so disappointed in Haddon being born. She used to get drunk and dress them up in dresses and call him Kristen. oh that's fun well sure but he got older and it became a little more creepy his origin story too helga man i think it's something similar to that it's not exactly not exactly okay that well helga inside said she knew she was a girl hadden was like her mom his mom forced it on him i see

and he got older and creepier and pervy he really liked wearing women's clothes both of his parents caught him wearing women's underwear in his teens that they did not know where he got them until until the police started routinely bringing him home for peeping he was running around the neighbor looking in windows as a kid his father would punish him for this listen to this shit his dad would get loaded and hide outside the bathroom door and wait for a head and get out of the shower like naked and then he would jump out and beat the shit out of him with the belt and you would yell shit out of like how do you like get peeped on bitch and he just like beat it with the belt but in 1964 14 years old he

murdered his first victim oh and uh it was a boy he claimed uh he blacked out because he was so angry strangled him and his father helped him cover it up that was that's nice of him all right now we got some father-son activities going on this was also never proven it's not the boy scouts why but this is all on his word that his dad helped him now in spite of all the difficulty of being an ultra-violent, ultra-horny retard, he was able to graduate high school at the age of 21, Carl. All right, well, at least he got there, buddy. Yeah, and his grandfather helped pull some strings, right,

and got him into the very fucking prestigious Culinary Institute of America, which he graduated from in 1974. Unfortunately, he was a weirdo who could not keep a job, because he was obsessed with revenge. If you did anything to this guy, he fucking lost his mind, He had to get back at you. So, ultimately, he was fired from 14 kitchens in four years.

Okay. Some of the reasons, he got mad at a chef and urinated in vats of mashed potatoes in retaliation. And then he also did weird things. Like, one place fired him because they found him in the cooler drinking beef blood. Oh. That's frowned upon, I would imagine. They're like, you need to leave, sir. his personal life started falling apart his parents divorced his father dies from cancer he moves up where his grandparents lived in cape cod he later confessed to having killed several women in the sand dunes nearby he claimed he murdered a woman burying her nude under the sand dune first removed her hand at the wrist and used the fingers as experimental bait for surf fishing how did that work probably not well okay again this was not this was consistent with the jane dough that they found around the time but he was never charged

They are pretty sure he was on that this was him. So what is a lunatic going to do? He's got nothing in his life. He's miserable. It's time to join the Navy, Carl. Fuck yeah, let's go. This fucking lunatic. We need rejects like you.

Was accepted into the Navy. Sure. He's the side duty as a below deck cook. And Carl, he excelled. This was the best he ever did. Five years in, proud service. Cooking for our boys and girls at women at sea. It's actually not a bad.

gig. Yeah. Doesn't sound too bad. Until they caught him wearing frilly underwear under his uniform. Oh, is that Frondapot in the Navy? Foundap. What year was this? Is in the 70s?

This was in the 70s. Yeah, that's frowned a pod. Well, early 80s. Now, he'd probably get three medals for that. But back that I was roundupon. Brickenaier General. Yes. Head Clark.

So they also beat him up and locked him in a meat freezer for three hours after they caught him in the women's underwear. So the Navy is a lot of fun. Navy's fun. Those guys thought it was. Was there any beef blood in there? that he could drink while he's killing the time. But he did suffer from a concussion after that situation because they banged his head

against the aircraft carrier deck while they were dragging him around. Now, Vinny, I don't normally pay attention to what you're saying because your presentation isn't great. But I would imagine he wanted to get revenge on these people. Sure. Would be my guess of what's happening next. Well, he's just very upset with his life. And he's discharged from the Navy because they diagnosed him a paranoid schizophrenic, which

was a real rubber stamp thing. They didn't know what the fuck was wrong with them. They just knew they didn't want him. anymore. It's like paranoid schizophrenic. Bye. You crazy. Yeah. So he moves in with his creepy pito brother and his children in Silver Springs, Maryland. In October of 1985, he confessed to killing a woman named Sarah Pryor and leaving her corpse at Wayland Field, which was a baseball park in the neighborhood.

It is not by confirmed that Clark was the killer. This is another one that he, you know, gave them all the evidence, but. I probably just wanted the tension afterwards. Well, maybe. January, 1986, he's arrested for shoplifting women's underwear. his creepy brother had to go bail him out from jail and then in May of 1986 his brother finally had to ask him to leave the house

Wait a second Are you gonna tell me this is Lisa Boswell Is that what this is all going to? Because that's gonna be incredible Not exactly Wouldn't it be great if this was Lisa That'd be so fucking funny And then she was playing

That all of a sudden hadn't was playing drums for any money But his brother had to ask him to move out Because he didn't like the fact That he was masturbating in front of his niece and nephew Yeah, I wouldn't like that either. Yeah. He was, like, I'm the only one allowed to do that in my house. I'm the only one allowed to do creepy sex stuff to my children.

And I didn't finish on them. What's the problem? Why are you getting so upset, bro? Well, he hated his six-year-old niece, hated her. Mainly because she started calling him his least favorite childhood nickname, the retard. Oh, that's fun. So the six-year-old is just fucking dunking on him all the time. Thank you.

And he is really mad. His brother had told him to move out, and I got to. to tell you something very unfortunate had happened to that day. Okay. The brother took the kids out and said, get all your shit, get out, be gone by the time we get back. Well, while they were gone, her little neighbor friend,

a little girl named Michelle Door, the six-year-old friend in the niece came over looking for her while they were moving all the things out. Clark said, oh, she's upstairs. And she went up to her room. He walked out to his truck, and hold on. Oh, boy. I feel like

there's a reveal coming. Yeah, he had his knife kit. Okay. Yeah, this is his knife kit. Oh, he's a chef. That's understandable. Yeah, so he went out to, uh, he went out to a start guy, got his knife kit. And then he decided to, uh, slash this little six-year-old girl's throat.

Oh. Uh, then he decided to lose his virginity. Oh. He's a virgin at this time? Yeah. Well, who's fucking him? I guess that's why he was, uh, jacking it, jagging it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, spiking it, smack. He then decided.

to drink some of this six-year-old's girl's blood. Oh, boy. Ate a piece of her flesh and stuff turned into a duffel bag. He buried her in a park 12 miles away. I heard that's great for arthritis, though. Is that true? It is. But here's the good thing about it.

Because he was a, you know, a prep cook and a chef, he knew how to clean that shit up pretty quick. Oh, yeah. No one had any idea he did this in this house. No one had any fucking clue. The police blamed this little girl's father. And he fucking, his life was ruined. The father of this girl. Right.

his brother. No, no, no. This is the niece. This is the niece's friend. Gotcha. Okay. Like, this is him going back to his childhood and murdering the pet of the person who made fun of him. Right. Oh, I'm going to fucking, oh, I'll show her. The little friend came over, fucking slices her throat, rapes her. Oh my God. So he's homeless now. Where does he go? Back to his moms. And he stays with his mom until about 1988, until she could friend some about stealing items from her house. Now, he retaliates by knocking her down to the floor and kicking her in the face and in the ribs. Then she ran out of the house and tried to go get help from the neighbors. He then jumped into his, oh, that's not it, jumped into his truck, this one right here,

and tried to run over his own mother with it in the front lot of their house. That truck sucks. Yes, it does. I hate that truck. No wonder she survived. The next day, she presses charges for assault and battery. He gets one year probation from the Rhode Island judge. His mother writes him a letter telling him she does not love him anymore and will pretend he is dead from now on. So, you know, he's homeless now. What does he do? Weird fact about this guy, he always had money.

He had a ton of cash in the bank. Really? Yeah. Why is that? He worked all these jobs. He had money from his grandfather dying. He was modestly, huh? Yeah, he was just a crazy person, dude.

He's literally a lunatic. Right. Now, he's completely estranged from his family. he ends up renting in a basement apartment from this very innocent family. The guy who owned this house described Hadden as, quote, twisted and evil. Yep, that's pretty good description, I would say. And he evicted it because he was so concerned about Haddon's behavior toward his oldest daughter who had just come home from college. So he ended up having to file charges against Hadden, who was obsessed with revenge again after finding out that Hadden boobie trapped the place before he left.

Oh, that's fun. He rigged a 10-gallon oil can over the door, so when they opened it, it would spill out all over the floor. He was supposed to do that with water. He sprayed black dye all over the living room floors. He hid rotting fish heads in the piano chimney and stove. Jesus Christ! And then he killed the family's cats placing one in the stove and one on the welcome mat and stole a bunch of shit. Oh, bitch, bitch.

So he gets charged with destruction of property. He pled guilty as part of a deal. He also was caught with an unlicensed firearm, which you don't want this fucking guy running around with a gun. No jail time served. Really? His year's sentence was suspended, and he was assigned a probation officer in order to get psychiatric treatment. Guess what? Never got it.

Probably wouldn't have helped anyway. So what's he going to do now, Carl? I don't know. He's homeless. He moves off the grid outside of Rockville, Maryland. even though he has like 60K in his bank account at the time, he chooses to live in a tent in the woods. Okay.

This one right here. Mm-hmm. He rides around town on a pair of rollerblades calling himself. This is him. Here's a great picture of old head. I thought we were going to go one episode without talking about the letter alphabet people. He's rolling around town on a pair of rollerblades and he calls himself the Rockville Rocket. Nice.

He's a, uh, what you would call a local character. Jesus Christ Now in February 1989, he's arrested After another brilliant crime spree Hadn't dressed up as a woman Which he liked to do in his personal time And went to local churches

While they were having church It would go into the coat rooms Dressed as a woman And would steal all the purses And everything that he could find in there So he ends up getting pulled over by police They find him once again With a gun that he shouldn't have had

women's wigs dresses syringes and a bundle of cash he pled guilty on two counts of theft one over 300 one under 300 he gets 18 months for this but the judge suspends it and says buddy you got you have some serious mental problems you need to get yourself some help okay and they let him walk again that doesn't make any sense Rick he's murdered women a child cats cats cats countless cats and he's just living out in the woods and he meets this woman named Penny Huntelling and this poor lady sees him as just kind of a sad case he's running around

with this stupid jersey and helmet on and his roller blades knee pads dude so she hires him to come and do garden work and yard work at his house and let me tell you something Hadden

looked at her as his new mommy uh-oh he has a new mommy Raton has a new mommy mommy. And it turns out that he didn't treat his mommy very well. He treated her like his old mommy and he started stealing stuff from her house. She notices her pearls, underwear and clothing started to go missing. Penny's daughter, Laura, returns home from Harvard where she just graduated from. And he becomes very jealous of this. She's like, hey, dude, just stay outside of the house.

We don't want you an house because she finds him one day in her bedroom, like with one of her dresses on looking in the mirror. Okay. He's supposed to be outside doing yard work and you find this guy in your bedroom wearing a dress. You're like, okay. Haddon, you're going to have to stay outside now. Then the tools in the shed and everything start disappearing. Okay.

And she gets a little bit more upset. And he says, listen, you can't, I can't have you around here anymore, Haddon. It's fucking revenge time. Okay. He goes to the house and he enters through a back door. and uses a kitchen knife to stab the daughter to death in her bedroom while he suffocates her

with a pillow. There's been no laughs! What do you mean? None! He then raped her and then put on her underwear that she was wearing. He wrapped her in a bed sheet,

carried her through the woods, burying her within a half mile of the house. When moving her body, he accidentally left a bloody fingerprint on the pillowcase. Later, he goes back to the house, dressed in women's clothes at a wig, to make the neighbors think Laura left

the house alone. A month later, authorities arrested Clark after discovering the fingerprint on one of the one of the pillow cases. Now, according to prison authorities, he pleads guilty to this and he gets sentenced to 30 years. Okay. Well, he said prison. This fucking lunatic was a terror. Okay. I told you about my creep last week. He was like jerking off in the showers and looking at the women. Yeah. He's in men's prison and He was so, wouldn't shower, wouldn't clean up, would take scraps of food, stuff them in milk containers and, like, leave him around his bed so it fucking stunk. He was a nightmare. But they bring in a roommate, and his roommate had long hair and a goate and a goate and, like, a beard, and hadn't legitimately thought it was Jesus Christ. Oh, that's fun.

And he was like, Jesus Christ. And he's like, hey, Jesus, we're roomies, pal. And he starts confessing to all these crimes. Oh, fun. He confesses to the murder of Michelle Dorr, the little girl. This guy who thinks that he thinks is Jesus takes this to the warden. Turns out Jesus is a rat. Yeah.

Who'd have thunk Jesus? Dude. And the FBI starts getting involved because he was in the area. Everything's starting to line up. And they go, listen, you're in here for life, dude. You're not going anywhere, Haddon. And Haddon goes, all right. I'll cooperate.

I'll tell you where Michelle Dore and Laura's bodies are. Okay. But I'll only do it if you give me some panties I can wear and a wig. All right. It's fair. So they did. Fair enough. And then they took this guy, traips it around in his wig, wearing his women's underwear, through the woods.

Doesn't he look lovely? That's Kristen. He had a name for Kristen. Hey, Kristen. Her name is Kristen Bluefin. And Kristen is very flirty with all the cops. And they would all go out. And he, dude, the worst part about all of this, this roommate, the only way that hadn't would agree to go find these bodies and show them where they were is if they brought the roommate with them too.

Jesus. So this poor guy's got to get dragged around with this. I just wanted to ran on my creepy roommate. I don't want to be a part of his life now. Now he's got to fight. Ha, ha, ha, ha, DeWiard Christian. He looks like Tom Myers. Oh, gosh.

It's so mean. So mean to say. So, ladies and gentlemen, he ended up getting sentenced to another 30 years. On December 15th of 2000, though, he led investigators to his grandparents' former property where they discovered a plastic bucket with more than 200 pieces of jewelry inside, including Laura Halting's high school class ring. They do not know how many people this guy killed, but he had a lot of fucking trophies. I see.

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And on Friday I believe we're doing a special members-only bonus episode where we will be watching the Little Thunder in Paradise. Yes, after the Germany game. And who's joining us? I believe that Jenny Jingles

will be joining us and producer Chris Watson as well. So very cool. And I need to say, go ahead and thank Nick Thompson for thank you for becoming a new member. For those of you don't know, if you're watching this on the Who Are These podcast channel, great, thank you for watching. We're happy you're here. But if you wouldn't mind, go over to

the creep off channel and subscribe over there. And if you want to support the show and get the bonus, episodes you can become a member on that channel or you can visit our patreon and you get a bonus every friday that is correct thank you very much nick thompson it is superchap monday let's celebrate together everyone and hamilton burger with two canadian says i was going to super chat yeah happy canada day but now get wrecked oh man happy canada day hamilton that's canadian for get fucked yeah joseph collins thanks for the dollar 99 new week new creep let's go let's go Hugh essay

You're doing the Navy I thought Pride was over I know obviously it's not But he's continuing this on I feel like I just redid my creepiest plus I know And hit it out of the part That's what it seems like

All right Joseph Collins Thanks for the 499 New week New creep let's go We're going baby So nice he said it twice Carl's frosted tips member for five months

Hey Carl How are you champ Also you think the first dog attack They would get an alarm Lock their fucking doors Oh he is a Newport guy Yeah that is a good point Like someone breaks into your house and tortures your dogs.

You might want to get a ring cam or something. Agreed. Your turn. Rick U. 32, 25 bucks says, is it too late to join in for Super Champ Monday? It is never too late until it is too late. You made it in, my friend. Thank you.

Dang Lizard with two euros. Biggest Navy creep. And the winner is Vic. Yes. If only we knew all of the crimes that Vic has committed. But she's yet to be caught. Wow. I am impressed with USA right now.

He figured it out. Carl's bitter drunk because she we stole his idea all right that's my excuse that I like it let's go with that when John is dead what feud will be left uh labor and mystic thanks for the five bucks speaking of cop cam consequence loser has to make a two to three minute back seat cop cam freak out video like the stone thrower last week I'm not going to shake my titties like that in the back of a car I think that's a really good idea I think we have to get arrested and throw a hissie fit and then in two and a half years when the cop cam footage comes out we can celebrate that that'll be a good idea carl carl's frosted tits thanks for the two bucks bob levy says hi dude did you see on

how good show this morning the big guest they had they had the reverend bob levy they're getting all the big guests over there j j's really killing it for those he is uh dang lizard vini please check on jen too many of carl's buddies like to choke their women there seems to be a Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm Aaron Imhol and I are not buddies, all right? I have nothing to do with that shit. Yes, you are. Weren't you guys going to go to, like, a twins game? No, no, we never talked about going to a twins game.

You were going to wear matching shirts. I get it. Kelly Riddle, thanks for the two bucks. Carl tucked or untucked today. Untucked, Kelly. F. Sickos, agreed. F. Sickos. Mike C., Michael C, thanks for the down nine.

Carl is the creepiest C man. Also agreed. I see what you did there. Joseph Collins, growing up, I definitely remember Sarah Pryor. Yeah, that was a big deal. So again, vote for Vinny. Purple Monkey dishwasher, thanks for the 499. You guys should get Detective Cardiff on the creepoff.

Also, hope to see you in Florida. All right, purple, yeah, hit me up. And, yeah, we should get Cardiff on the key. He's never been on here, has he? I know. That's interesting. Why? Is it because he has a real job?

No. No. Because he's a sandbagging son of a bitch. He likes to fuck with me. He likes to fuck with me worse than you. I know. That's why I like that guy. I know.

We all love him. Carl? Yes, sir. I think it's time for a cop cam video. Ah, yes. Let's do that. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockcam. Fight with the cops for no reason.

Will you please show me cause Cop Cam? Lose all your rights. Ruin your life. We have quite the character on today's Carl's cop cam. And I've been trying to change things up. I don't want every single one to be a similar DUI arrest or things like that. Did you do the one I sent you? I sure did, Vinny.

I sure did. I purposely stopped watching this very quickly. Because it was such a perfect video for this. Awesome. All right. Let's start off with clip number one. Okay. Introduced to this.

Folks, this is a fun one. On March 21st, 2024, an officer received an alarming call from a local elementary school, reporting that a mother had forgotten to pick up her son. When the school principal called the mother in question, they heard loud music in the background, and it appeared the mother was intoxicated as she was slurring many of her words while on the phone with the principal.

Oh boy. Why do you mean I'm suspended? I think, yeah. Oh, there's a boy. do have a son yeah so the cop goes to the school uh-huh picks up the son he's like all right i'll drive you home to your mom because she never picked him up he was sitting there for four hours and uh yeah they've been trying to get a hold of the mother check out this next clip when the officer arrived the school staff stated that they had been trying to get the mother

to pick up her child for four hours they had attempted to call the mother over 20 times before finally contacting the local police. They tried to call the mom over 20 times. And then finally they're just like, all right, we can't keep this kid in the school all day. Just call the cops. Sounds like these teachers can't take ahead. So the police officer asks if there's any other relatives. If you could take this kid to someone else, there's no record in the school that this kid has any relatives in the area.

So he has no other choice. He's got to drive him back home. And this is where we meet mom. Oh, boy, strap in Hey, Joy Hi there You're okay Everything's okay

You're okay You have a son named Jackson or Colton? Yeah Do you have a son named I too? Okay Is someone supposed to pick him up from school today?

Okay, who's supposed to pick him up? It doesn't know time right now. Okay. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. This kid's been through this before. Oh, officer. She doesn't know what time is right now.

He recognizes this version of mom right here. Oh, boy. Fucking too weird. Christian just nailed it. It's Kyle's mom. Yeah, a little bit. There's a little bit of this going on. What a cute kid?

What? What? What a cute little. childlike explanation she doesn't understand time right now she doesn't understand time right now oh what a little helpful he should be a junior deputy this kid all right so then the question is um ma'am have you been drinking is that wine all over her face i can't tell it's 441 of course i'm okay how much have you had to drink today Nothing at all. Okay, even though I could smell it on you.

Is there another adult here in this house? Are you kidding me? Ma'am, I wouldn't be asking these questions if I was kidding. So I loved her in that movie Killer Clowns from Outer Space. I thought she was very good in that, but the career has definitely gone down ill. If you're just listening to this, this woman has the craziest hair I've ever seen. Yeah. It's two different colors, right in the front.

It's sticking up and out everywhere. She literally looks like she's wearing a clown wig. Yeah. Yeah, this is like, is she going to a salon and you show him a picture of Bozo the Clown? Yes. This is what you walk out with. Yes. They're like, I don't know if you're joking or not, but we're doing this since you mentioned it.

So on top of that, she's a big woman. She's lost her voice. And she's wearing a gross lay around the house t-shirt that is wet all over it. Like, she's been missing her mouth. Like, you know, the old drinking problem joke from airplane, like that kind of thing. Yeah. going on. Wow.

You know what? Kelly Riddle, you nailed a buddy. She is proof guys will fuck anything. Right. The fact that she has children is scary to me.

And the name of today's episode, Slushy the clown. Slushy the clown. Perfect. Yes. Thank you. Chris Tudhill.

I love that they go, have you been drinking? She's like, how'd you come with that? What do you mean? What? All right. So now she thinks

in her very wet brain that maybe now is a good time to escape since the police are here at my house. So watch you're trying to escape from the police. The problem is when you're escaping from your house, you're really fleed from home base. Yes. You're going out into the

wild. We don't know where you think you're going to go. You better bet just go try to hide under your bed, lady. I've been here before for this exact same issue. No. Yes, I have. And no. I have Tommy training today. Well, no, no, no, you're not

getting the car until we do some Philips Friday test, okay? Oh, my God. Grab the bike. Go. Okay. Hey. Hey.

Stop walking her out. This woman owns a house. How amazing is America? It's an amazing country. It's an amazing country. This woman is a pile of garbage. She has two kids and lives in a house for some reason. What the fuck?

She's just been drinking all day? Is what she does? Uh, hey, listen, guys, this is serious. Dang lizard. Oh, I'm sorry. One in the chat, if you hate S-J, it would do slush with a cloud. Oh, no, no, it can't be an and. Can't be an and.

No, I want to weed these people out. Oh, God. All right, so the escape obviously didn't work, as you can tell. Yeah, it was a very slow chase. Yeah, she walked out of her garage and the police were able to keep up with her. Go figure. So now it's a rest time. And what do you think happens when the cuffs come out, Minnie?

You guessed it, resisting. Everyone loves resisting. One of my favorite things. Stop, stop. You're intoxicated, you're in control of the child, and there's nobody else here. You guys, stop. Hey, listen. Stop, sit down.

Just sit down in the chair. Sit down the chair. Sit down in the chair. Give me your hand. Give me your other hand now. Yep. She's okay. Don't pull away from me.

A lot of trouble. Stop. Hand behind your back right now. Get your other hand behind your back right now. Put your hand on your back right now. Put your hand behind your back right now. Her son is watching this crying and she's still resisting arrest. Like just try to be easy with the police officer here.

Don't worry. Mommy's coming. Oh, God. This is horrific. And, Vinny, I don't know if you got this fire in the video. I was actually surprised you sent this to me because you hate this the most. I want you to know something that I just. noticed that shirt we got a closer inspection of that shirt that thing's a fucking science

project you think he's got some chemicals on it chemicals the fucking organic material so apparently this is not the first time this woman has been arrested for neglecting her child oh god and this is the second time i dealt with you in this condition how dare you you've got a five-year-old kid crime because you don't know how to take care of yourself That's embarrassing. This is funny right here. Are you serious? That's the question.

Are you serious? Why don't you get thrown to the cop car? Yes. You're going to have a seat. We're not going to play these games. Fuck in that car. Fuck in there. Look at that.

Oh my gosh. This person's a cartoon. Like a really evil, disgusting cartoon. You know what she looks like there? Did you ever see the Dick's Fat Watch logo? Yes. Yeah. looks like the fat watch logo.

That's not a good thing. You don't want to look like that. All right. So let's talk about, good point, Troy. Still a better parent than S.J. Yes. Agreed.

I'd probably be a better daughter to her parents. Not a better drinker, though. I'll give him that. Not a better drinker. Yeah, this woman couldn't do a live stream. So she's still trying to convince the police that she's not wasted. Let's see how this goes. Okay.

We're gonna go to jail for child neglect with me today. Okay. Okay. Okay, none. Why? Because your current condition, uh... What's wrong with my condition? You're intoxicated.

I am not. Okay. You can say that all you want, but... I am not intoxicated. Okay. No. My car wreaks of alcohol and you're inside my car. Absolutely not.

Totally not. Not your blow. Okay. Okay. So she offers to blow into a breathalyzer to prove. I would have been like, you just stop right there. The second of the word blow came out of her mouth. Yeah, right.

I don't know what kind of offer you're trying to make, but the answer is no, ma'am. No, thank you. So she says she's going to blow. And so they grabbed the breathalyzer test. They bring it over to her. And she wants to start negotiating terms immediately. I'll give you a little nipers. off of my flask.

Right. Yes. This never happened. No, they always want the handcuffs taken off. I get to break it to you guys. Once the handcuffs come on, it's up to their discretion

of when the handcuffs come off. It's not from you asking. Yeah. And I'm surprised he was able to get them on. Usually when women like this size or people this size, it's the double cuff. They got to put the one on one wrist

and then they got to clip them together. Get out of the handcuffs. New. You tried to get in your car earlier and drive off, and that's not a, no, we can't do that. And then instead of listening to me, you tried to get away from me,

and that's not okay. No, you're being very offensive. Okay. Yeah, you're being offensive. Okay. Don't be a jerk. I'm not trying to be offensive, and I'm not trying to be a jerk.

I'm just giving you the facts, ma'am. Everything that I have a jerked. Okay. My child was at school 11 minutes. Later. No, I'm not going to blow. Not going to blow now, Matt.

No. Changed your mind pretty quick on that one. She said she was going to. Now she's not going to, I guess. What does that fucking t-shirt say? Oh, what does that say? You can do hard things. Oh, you can do hard things.

Like, wait, you'd be like liquor? Hard Liquor? Yeah, I think that's what she thought. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you can do hard things all day if you want. Have you seen my hard liquor shirt? All right. I can't find it.

No, they call DHS, the Department of Human Services. She should be singing for the pixies with this voice. Yes. They called DHS and she actually decides to fess up to this social worker who comes down. A children's caseworker arrived to get to the bottom of the situation and hear the mother's side of the story. The mother would admit to drinking an entire bottle of vodka just after dropping her kids off at school in the morning.

Now, an entire bottle of vodka, they never do explain. Vodka comes in many different sized bottles, but I would guess at least a leader based on how she's behaving. What do you think was gotten to the bottom of first? This case or that bottle? Yeah, I'm pretty sure she chugged that down very quickly. Could you imagine? You're like, oh, my gosh, I don't have the kids with the next six hours.

This is awesome. I'm just going to fucking party. You a vodka guy, Carl? I am. Yeah. What do you like? I like chick drinks, vodka and club soda. Hold on. I'm just like, is there a brand of vodka. Oh, no, I don't give a shit. I don't think vodka has a flavor. So, uh, I just go well. You know what? I'm going to give a free plug. I tasted a new one. Okay.

It's my new go-to. Hiku. Japanese vodka. Really? Fucking delightful. What's good about it? No, like, burn, like no real burn after it. It just tastes really good. it's like it's about as close to water like they always say

you get that watery type stuff this is legit it's very good what about Bert Kreischer's vodka have you had that one? Oh I'd rather drink this woman's urine after she drank a bottle of vodka than anything Bert Kreisher bottle

I think that's how they're going to market it actually funny to say that All right so guess whose fault this is I'd rather you could serve it out of Christina P's asshole and I'll fucking drink it before I drink their vodka Guess he's fault

This is, many, that this is all happening. Not hers. Definitely not. Okay. It's not okay. She's going to did this. No. She did.

Yes. You did this. The school called us. She did not call us. I had to go there and ask her for help. She did not call. 4.11? I don't know where you're not, not correct.

at all not correct okay she doesn't even know what she's talking about so this kid's five that means he's like a kindergartner yes

and that means he probably has like those half days of school like he's done around noon or something it's not four in the air oh wow correct yes and she's mad because they didn't just let him walk home they're like he never walks home so we're not going to let him just start walking home

you know who else is mad that they didn't let the child walk home all the pedophiles in the neighbors were pissed yeah what the fuck lady she's drunk again maybe they'll let them walk home this time all right so she's mad at the d hs person for tattling but she's not the one who tattled it was the principal and so i just have one more clip that kind of completes this one for us yes this is what happened yeah this is what's happening yes and you have made some and miss cooper he's hard to be silly that's because you didn't make very good decisions today let's be honest. That's why this is happening. Okay. They're the principal. This is what you guys are due. You can't blame this on them. You can't blame this on them. They didn't put you in this condition and tell you to do what you did. I have a middle name for a cat. Or could it be in Elizabeth?

The mother was taken to the local jail, and the children were placed with a trustworthy neighbor who happened to be a teacher at the school. The mother had ample time to reflect on her poor choices while in jail. She was charged with neglect and sentenced to two years of probation. No drinks for her anytime soon. Oh no. That's going to be a problem for her. I love that she's like, this school principal's a real busy body. This principal's calling you now? What the fuck? Mind your own business. Agreed. Hold on a second. Good point, EM. Am I to get this right? This is. The secret to time travel is a 1.5 liter bottle of vodka.

Yeah, you ever blackout or does I call it time travel? Yeah. Wild. Carl, are you ready for some voicemails? I am, buddy. All right, let's start them up. The Greek ball voicemail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse. We are proud to announce the university's new Joe Biden's school of debate.

Good news is, come this fall, there's a good chance he may be teaching it. See you in Syracuse. He did go to school in Syracuse, so. Well, there you go. Lucky us, America, Syracuse grad at the wheel. Carl, where'd my voice goes to go? Here we go. Let's start here at the top.

Huh. There we go. Hey, guys, Animal Kelly. Suggestion for Hall of Famer. Jimmy Norton. Just because you're a creep doesn't. mean you can't be funny just a thought oh jimmy's not a creep well jimmy might be a creep he's a bit of a creep he's a lovable one so he's that the guy that we put in the hall of fame

bainny carl you guys know religion's a lot like a penis right it's okay to have one it's okay not to have one the only problem is when it gets crammed on a child's throat thank you fuck you bye all right i never heard that one before that is uh gonna stick with me for a while that's a fun one Bravo. Here we go. So I was driving down the street today. I seen a Chevrolet SS. I said, wow, what a beauty.

I pull up next to it because I'm going to give my thumbs up. And what do I see? Other than a fucking creep off sticker on that bitch. All right. Fuck you. Nice. That's always a good sign. Very nice.

Whoever's driving that Chevrolet SS, well done. Hey, Vinnie, I got one for you, buddy. Oh, no. Hey, Vinny. You don't have to be all shy. I'll keep our secrets. Even though last time you took my cock, you know, it'll be our little secret.

You know, Vinay, there's how many things you can do other than eat and suck. So I guess you got to get good at one of them. Anyway, I can't wait to show you my enlarged penis at the next show in Royal Oak. All right, sexy papa All right, Hock to a Paulino We call them No, they don't Yes, they do

I don't remember if we played this one or not Let me play a little bit of it Tell me if you remember us here in this Hey Carl For the creep off I've been meaning to Dial this in But if you need some inspiration

For some Vinny songs Go back and listen to the E-Rock song content Oh, that's right We did listen to that Yeah All right Well, Vinny, you won and you won forever because you brought in a biker.

There is nothing worse than a fucking biker. That person could have fucked, eaten, and killed a gaggle of babies in any order, and the creepiest part about them would still be the fact that they're in a fucking motorcycle club. I can't stand those cocksucker. It's the point where the only good thing that ever came out of a biker is the fact that the hands-down greatest episode of South Park is a result of it. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. I have to agree with that.

Still one of the greatest episodes of South Park. Have we ever done Creepie as Biker? That's a good question. I don't think so. All right. Coming up in two weeks. Ask Alex. Coming up in two weeks, creepy as biker.

Here's a good one. This is a great suggestion for a bonus episode. Take two. Carl Vinnie, I've got a fun idea for a scum stream. Go down an animal checklist. Pigs, dogs, cats. Like animals that people have fucked. You know, not everybody is worth bringing in to vote on, but there's got to be a whole

flu of animals that have been fucked monkeys. Somebody's probably looked at their parrot or macaw and were like, I'm going to put my dick in that and gotten arrested for it. Like, bring them all. Just something that would make toggle and mouse proud. Speaking of which, Carl, fuck you for bringing zotier than thou on the fucking WATP. I hate you for that. Also, still love you.

Thank you, fuck you. This guy's all over the road on what he watches. He really is. That's gross. Can I say this, though? A lot of animal fucking he's talking about. When I first listened to that voice and I had to think back, what is the weirdest animal we've ever done a story about getting...

I thought you're going to say it was a weirdest animal you've ever fucked. Oh. Like your mom. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Those are fighting words right there. No, the weirdest animal that we've ever done a story about getting fucked out of the show,

do you remember one? I don't. Okay. Do you remember the group of dudes that held down a monitor lizard and raped it? Oh, God. I forgot about that Yeah, that happened That's crazy

That was bad That was really bad So yeah maybe We'll see how that goes Vinny Winnie Saddie Joe from Iowa here So I've been listening to nothing But the creep-off and WATP

Old episodes and New For Oh fuck Like three months straight now And there's two things I've realized One My dreams alone Could probably have me convicted

and two if stuttering John was smart he wouldn't be wasting his time trying to docks people and figure out potatoes actual names and all that he would just you know entertain himself by going and listening

to old creepoffs cutting all the fucked up shit that Carl says and then you know tuning that into some fake fake voice messages I don't know it'd be funny at least all right thank you fuck you bye

no shit there's so many things he could do that he doesn't do He's so busy calling the FBI. Yeah, well, right. There's a lot of things he could be doing. Yeah. But, yes, the things that I've said on this show are endlessly embarrassing. If you cut them up the right way.

All right. All right. Hello, there, Vinny. I'm calling to say that I was going to vote for Kyle. Is that Obama? He said something which I find Erksome. And that is that he used the word in the fur when he clearly meant. imply

Vinnie Winnie Let's get called to Who fucking cares? This person makes a Vinny Vinny

Vinny I hope you understand his lady Kay brought up the cat going into the blunder that you were you were done

so this is Kitty I'm just leaving a call as a trans woman to just let everybody know that we're not all

insane and cat grinders. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. Some of you are serial panties thefts. That's true. There's a lot of things.

A lot of range. But thanks for the call, Kitty. Thanks, Kitty. No, Kitty's great. Kitty sent us that cop cam video that we watched on the bonus episode. Oh, right. Yes, that was a great one. The guy who was putting the cameras in the bathrooms.

That was a wild one because we got to see behind the scenes the investigation into a guy who was planting cameras all over Lansing, Michigan. Yes. It's pretty wild. And then there was one tattletail watching these cameras. You decided to snitch. Yeah. Podcast profit here.

The podcast profit here. How are you guys doing? The Holy Spirit is speaking through at the moment. You know, I miss chess. Who? I like Danny and all, but her results this week. It was like getting the most. Most unenthusiastic hand job from a girlfriend who didn't give a shit.

I don't you, fuck, fuck, you, Bucket, Buck. Don't you be smirch, Danny. No, I think Danny needs to hear that type of feedback sometimes. I think that's probably some pretty good feedback. Her performance is like an unenthusiastic hand job. Got a hawk to a. Yeah, let's hock to a little bit, Danny. Let me show you how it's done, Dan.

I'm sorry. Wow. The truth comes out. How is Jess doing? I haven't communicated with her in a long time. She's good. She's doing a great job. How much money is she stolen from the bank? With those little arms?

Yeah? That much. All right. Carl, I think she's like six foot four and we'd be small arms. So she's just got weak arms. Oh, okay. I don't know. Carl, you ready for a scum parade? I couldn't be more ready. Let's do it. Driving children's dread. Oh, Pitos. Tiddolin.

Bag of murderers. Ray, let's do a rip-thitty-ray. So you see the old past, abusive asshats. Yeah, the scum parade. Scumperry. Scumperies. Scumperies. Scumperry.

Call the creep on. Yeah, the scumperry. What did you do? Woo. Carla and Vinnie are back. Oh. Yeah. Big finish.

I love that one. I do too. People in the chat who dislike it. I'm sorry. Every now and again, it's coming back. We enjoy it. That one's great. So, Carl, I got some interesting news.

There's a court case that was settled up. I believe in British Columbia. Okay. And Surrey. A man who claimed his genitals accidentally slipped out of his shorts in a Surrey mall two years ago has been found guilty of a decent exposure. See, this is the thing, Vinny, for us guys who have huge hogs. Everyone thinks it's all fun and game and it's a great time.

but sometimes your dick falls out like I'll wear board shorts and my dick is just hanging out and I'm like oh god damn it these motherfuckers you know what it's like trying to get an elephant trunk into a pair of shorts I mean it's ridiculous I mean a lot of times it just flaps out you're not you don't even realize it dude one time mine just unrolled uh huh dude it unrolled it went down the floor about a foot or two and hit this woman's foot it was really embarrassing you probably got arrested for that I would imagine

no we all lash you all we rolled back up okay cool it's fun So in the explaining the decision handed down by against Thomas Charles Cooper, Judge Jennifer Lopez with an S, not a Z at the end, describes the evidence of the accused as rehearsed, fanciful, and unreliable. I do not believe him, and his evidence does not raise a reasonable doubt. All right, let's find out what his evidence is. So according to the judgment document, Cooper was charged with the committee the indecent act in a public place after two women reported that a man had exposed himself to them at the guise. for a shopping center. Evidence considered over the course of two days' hearing, identified Cooper as sitting down on a couch,

looking at his crotch as he approaches a bench, pulling up the leg of his shorts before sitting down, looking at his crotch area four more times, well-seated and making eye contact with women. Okay. Witnesses testified observing the man seated on the most couches with his penis outside of his shorts. The man, quote, looked right at her,

one witness told the court. She had another witness called security after seeing the man a second time about 30 minutes later. On cross-examination, the witness did not agree that the crotch of the shorts could have just shifted. Yeah, it happens. Like I said, that happens all the time. And of course, you're going to be staring creepily at some chick when all of a sudden your junk pops out of your pants and now it looks like you're a pervert. The man is described as wearing, quote, short shorts and carrying a bag. He moved to the bag, opened his legs, and his penis and testicles fell out.

Were they impressive? witness testified. Were they impressive at least? Can we get your honor? They had to call somebody. At least can be that. It was impressive. Right. Just be like, you know, whatever. The identity of both witnesses was protected, but Cooper told the court he's 53 married and he's the owner-operator of a bowling alley. It's called gutter balls. I get it. Yeah. According to the judgment, he testified that on the day in question, he was at work in the morning and then planned to start an exercise regime. So he decided to go to the mall first to buy a DVD.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, well, exactly. It's 2022, and he went to the mall to buy a DVD. Okay, this guy's a liar. Yeah, it's official. I was on his side until he said that. Arriving wearing cargo shorts with underwear before entering. He changed in his vehicle into new shorts he bought to, quote, exercise in. Okay, yeah.

He described the new shorts as having a mesh liner like boxer shorts, but told the court he took the boxers off after they bunched up. Okay. So I have a pair of running shorts that have, like the mesh liner in them. Yeah. I only have the one. I hate it and I never wear them. I'm picturing like a Richard Simmons kind of outfit of this guy.

Could be. It does real short shorts. Could be. He said what he couldn't find the DVD he wanted because they didn't have any anywhere. He decided to buy a lottery tickets and walk around the mall for exercise. He testified he stayed for around two hours, did not have any specific recollection of stopping to sit, as he's seen in doing in the videos. He then testified

that he did not know his genitals were exposed. that he did not intentionally expose himself and that it's possible he made eye contact with the complainants. Sure. Yeah. On cross-examination, he testified that he had changed to go exercise in the park and that he had put on a mask before entering the mall

because he was concerned about COVID. Okay, he's buying a DVD and he's concerned about COVID. Sure. Yep. Sure. This all checks out. Asked why he'd go to the mall to exercise if he's concerned about COVID. Cooper stated that there were not many people in the mall. A statement the judge notes is contrastant.

by what could be seen on the CC's TV footage. It's actually people in a mall. I'm surprised by that, too. Yeah. It's Canada. They're behind us. Yeah, I guess so. Asked about his actions in the mall video.

Cooper agreed he was looking down, but disputed that he adjusted his shorts, shown the footage, however. He agreed that he hiked up the shorts when he sat down. Asked if he was looking at his crotch area. He mumbled about, quote, looking at his phone. In her analysis of the evidence, his testimony was unreliable, and he has been charged with Yeah, he's been charged Does this writer get paid by the word? Why are there so many details of this?

The guy showed his dick to chicks at the mall. We get it. All right. Can you real quick? I'm sorry. I just love that it was a court case. I know. Can you scroll up?

It's not a super chat to JFK head chunk. I just thought this was pretty funny when I saw this come in. Right up there. Yeah, says, Carl looks like a cruise director that over explains the shore excursions. And I don't know why they. That made me laugh. But when I saw that, the idea of over-explaining the short excursions.

I do have that look. I'm going to be honest. I get it. It made sense to me. If you were a cruise director. You wouldn't want to go on my cruise and learn about the shore excursions from me? No. You don't want to go swimming with dolphins, many?

Jump overboard. Well, then you're invited. Let's go to Japan, Carl. All right. A man has been arrested who allegedly repeatedly trapped. and drowned cats and admitted killing some 60 animals over the past few months. Yikes.

The police on June 24 sent papers to a 66-year-old suspect. They went to his house. He is specifically accused of drowning six cats and cages. So what he was doing was he didn't like animals, kind of like you're creep today. And so he put out bait and traps. They would go in them.

The cage door would close behind them. And then he would throw them in the lake, wait for them to drown pull them back up and then just throw the corpse back in the lake so people at this harbor area are just going wow there sure are a lot of

floating animals this morning yeah cats don't usually go for a swim in the morning this is odd there's so many in the river they found like 60 like 60 some odd animals just floating around yeah and long story short

CC TV footage they caught this guy on camera doing his thing so he has been arrested and apparently this is illegal in Japan. Yeah, you think? You think putting cats in cages and then drowning them is illegal? Yes. The good news is here, Vinny.

It is in Japan. So this guy's obviously brought disgrace to his family and shame. So this will take care of itself, this problem. Hurry, curry. Ladies and gentlemen, our next creep, it's a couple. They're very young, 19 and 20 years old. They are facing homicide charges following the death of their infant child back in March. now the baby's mother

20 year old Emily Dickinson I get it took the road less traveled allegedly threw the newborn out of second story Window Carl How you're right It is that time I have a baby

A baby throwing news story All right It's a baby throwing news story news story going yeah here we go if i could find it again oh boy oh boy there it is i just got all your fucking videos here in front of it all here we go sorry kids well this right here here i want to show you is a memorial for that newborn baby boy that died back here in march and i want to show you just up this way is where the court documents indicate that the parents

dropped that newborn out before he died. Oh, dropped, didn't throw. All right, never mind. You're no longer getting drafted by the bills. That's a good point. It's a good point. The fumble is what that is. Maybe we'll get drafted by the bills. Hey.

This is what you would call a baby drop. Yes. The parents lived in this shitty place. Listen to some of the details on this. Back on March 11th, Pennsylvania State Police received a call around 845 in the morning about a dead infant in the wrong. road right here in McConnell'sburg borough. Over three months later on June 25th, 19-year-old

Joshua Wooters and 20-year-old Emily Dickinson are facing a number of charges in connection with the death of their newborn infant, including first-degree murder charges. So she had the baby and they just got rid of it and then they lied about it for a while. Not shocking, but let's find out what exactly happened here. According to the documents, Dickinson felt ashamed and disappointed after giving birth and told police because she wasn't thinking clearly and was extremely tired, she threw the baby out the second floor window. Court documents say together, Wooters and Dickinson put the mattress cover and some other items in a trash bag and also threw that out the window.

Okay. You'll never get caught that way. Well, at least they had a good reason for all of this. She was tired. I have to say, not even birds can fly on day one. You got to give this kid a chance. Immediately after it's being born, it'd be funny if the umbilica cord was still attached. Whoa! Shit! I think they were young. and they just got confused. I think they were going, if you let a baby go and it comes back to you,

it'll love you forever. I think they're just confused. I know a lot of Democrats who wouldn't have a problem with this, by the way. Close enough. But they said the baby was born deformed,

so they chucked it out the window. Yeah, that's not great. Solid reasoning, I would think. Yeah, well. These are methods, right? They look like it. I have a feeling these are methods. When you hear this story, you go, well, who would do something like this?

Oh, right, methods. Yes, yes. Would do something like this, yes. That would make sense. Are you ready for our last story today, Carl? I am. Okay. This is a big one.

This one got a lot of national play. A couple arrested after some of their adopted children were found locked in a shed in their West Virginia home are set for trial later this year's on charges that a judge said involved their use as slaves. So maybe they just haven't heard about the Civil War yet. Okay. if that's true Maybe they're just not up

they count up Hold on I've been thinking about this I know it's a long shot If what you just said is true Yep There's a chance I could get my birthday back

Right That's what I was thinking Like June teeth That was only two years after This is going 160 years later It's that Now it's May 11th Whatever the fuck it is

Yeah 11th Right Dude We need to get this message Out to the world I love that there's Black slavery In West Virginia

and this is the only occurrence of that? This is the only time this is happening? I doubt it. Donald Ray Lance and Janine K. Whitefeather faced trial later this year after they were arraigned on 16 counts each of accusing them of civil rights violations, human trafficking, forced labor, gross child neglect, and falsifying an application seeking a public defender.

All but one of the counts are felonies. That's gross. Lance and Whitefeather are white. Four children whose initials are in the indictment are black. The indictment said that Lance and Whitefeather forced, threatened, and interfered with the free exercise and enjoyment of any right and privilege of the four children. They were locked up in the fucking barn. They could not get themselves out of it. They were locked there without shoes, without anything.

Well, because if you let slaves escape, they will escape, but they don't want to be there. What else are they supposed to do? Okay. They began investigating the couple after they got a call last. last October in Sissonsville near Charleston, West Virginia, from someone expressing concern about the children's welfare. Sheriff's deputies forced their way into a shed next to the home where a teenage boy and girl were locked inside. The children were deprived of adequate food and hygienic care.

Yeah, no, you already said West Virginia. And the room had no running water bathroom facilities. Right. West Virginia. Right, we get it. According to the criminal complaint, inside the main residence, a nine-year-old girl was found alone crying in a loft about 15 feet high with no protection from falling. No adults were present at the home.

A fourth child was with Lance when he eventually returned. Deputies were later led to the couple's six-year-old adopted black daughter who had been with acquaintances from the couple's church. The couple was arrested and the children were placed under the care of child protective services. I do have to say these guys are doing it wrong. A happy slave is a more productive slave. You got to let them sing songs. You've got to give them food and stuff.

This thing where they're crying and they're having a bad day, they're not going to do a good job with the crops. They're not going to clean the house right. Agreed. Keep everybody happy. Keep them happy, guys. Yeah, maybe an allowance. Wow, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

We're already feeding these people, giving them a place to sleep. You want money on top of that? Yeah, for all the work that they were doing. No, no, no, no, no. Just, okay. Well, Carl, whatever you say, I said pay the slaves. All right. I mean, that's one way to go, I guess. Or I mean, give them their freedom. I bet give them their freedom.

So this whole story is fucked up. It's crazy. The lawyers are saying that there's, the arguments are full of square pegs at very round holes and that the house was unfurnished and the facility was unfurnished because they were planning on moving to a bigger home where they could all live together. Nice. We all move into the big house. I mean, listen, if you're a slave-owning couple, you must be pretty wealthy.

Must be pretty wealthy. do back in February a judge ruled that child protective services failed to adequately investigate what happened with these children you think which were left to suffer at the hand of their adopted parents for months wow the cup those kids that they found were in that shed for 12 hours with no food drink or contact with any other people sounds like a creep off consequence 12 hours of the shed yes they spin the wheel or something what's going on hey I thought of a funny consequence what's that what if we made our mothers sit on the couch for an episode and watch this.

Oh, gosh. That is horrifying for our moms. They didn't do anything wrong. I know. It's so mean. It'd be so ashamed. It's so mean. All right.

Carl, that's my... Tabarius says this case, it started to sound like the ricadas. I'm Tiberius. They're not getting cocaine, so it's not that great. All right. Let's set up a couple of these super caps. Matthew Raleigh coming in with two bucks. And...

That's not true. A vote for many is a vote for Joe. Biden vote, Carl, correct, Matthew Rowley. All right, go ahead and sing it, Carl. Michael C, coming in with the Paulineauzempic. Oh, la, la, la, la, la. It's not funny when you do it. I know, it's not as funny.

I'm not a potato. Oh, God. So thank you, everybody, for joining us on the creepoff today. Don't forget, if you want to become a member of the Creepoff channel, you get a bonus episode every week, or you can just visit us on Patreon or Supercast. If you go to Patreon, though, you will get merch. if you support the show and we truly do appreciate that

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and we're not going to get to that today but we are going to do that very soon we're going to have you back and oh boy she's got a book she's going to let us know what's up with some of these people what they've been up to and I can't wait hey Meg my history my search history

is absolutely fucked Yeah The show will do that to you It'll get you on a list You have to live a very clean You have to live a very clean life If you do this job Because as soon as they search

Any of our search histories We're fucked We are All right Meg Where can people follow you if they want to Oh boy All right Well bye Megan

Our internet is fucked by the way And I just want to point out Vinnie called me Right before the show And said the internet here sucks and I said let's try it anyway so that's my fault we should have done this at my house. We made it to the end

of the show. We did. We did make it to the end. Thanks for watching everybody. Joseph Collins coming in. Wow, my vote is undecided. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Adios creepos. Bye, everybody. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice.

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