The Creep Off - Episode 221: Mr. Pancake's Gerbil Pants

Episode Date: July 15, 2024

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I guess. Save changes. Interesting. Interesting. Howdy, everybody. We're doing a creepoff episode from my studio. Elon, you douchebag. Yeah, was he trying to do make money with that giant investment that he made?

He's trying to get some of that back. $18 a month. It's great. Is that what it costs? Yeah, it's like crazy. It's like Disney Plus and Netflix. Yeah, because $18. So you get a blue checkmark or whatever.

You probably get prioritized in the algorithm. and you can put tweets out that are longer than 280 characters, right? I don't even think you could do longer than 280.

I think you can edit them. You can edit them. You can edit your tweets. It's to not look quite so retarded sometimes. Yeah, I guess I could come in handy. I know a guy who could have used that the other day.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Maybe a guy who thought there's a paintball gun. It was a paintball gun. It's all orchestrated. So obvious. So fucking stupid.

audio video lag you sure about that i don't see any lag in the video thank you captain cheese i can always count on captain cheese to be forthright i appreciate that are you uh ready to do a show carl yes i think i am so let's stop fucking around and uh i'm running the show so things are going to be bad here we go Welcome to Creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you, creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinnie, and I am joining in his wood-paneled gate to hell. Hot Carl! We're in his basement today. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? And I want to wish you a very happy Super Chat Monday.

One of the greatest holidays that we celebrate here in the United States of America. Actually, I'm pretty sure it's international at this point. Oh, people are talking about it all over the globe. I think it's an international holiday. Super Chat Monday. So, yeah, celebrate with us. We have a special edition of The Creep off today. Vinnie, let the fine folks who are tuning in live know what we're going to be doing today. Well, Carl, as I explained to you last week, I put a whole episode together, and then only to not be able to do 98% of it. And some of the stuff was so good and so entertaining that I didn't want to waste it.

Good. So we're doing that episode together. And also, the good news is, for those of you who like to yell at me for tech problems, we have been dealing with some issues at the Carlson with the internet for quite a long time. The internet's been bad. It's not great over there. According to the packet tests that I've run, it's kicking everybody off about every 12 minutes. Good stuff, spectrum.

The good news is right now at this very moment, the reason we're here in your basin is because brand new fiber optic internet is being installed today. That is good news. So we'll be back in business normally for next week. So we'll still have tech problems in that studio, but there'll be different tech problems. Nope.

They'll just be different ones. Nope. Nope. Everything's going to be smooth, sailing, and perfect. USA coming in early and says, are you going to get creepiest presidential assassin? That's not a bad idea. Well, everybody knows who that is. Who?

The failed actor who tried to shoot Lincoln, right? Is that, uh, Wilkes Booth? He was an actor. Was he a failed actor, though? Yeah, it's how he got in the theater. What do you mean? That's how he got into theater. He was like a bum.

We used to hang around. They were just like, oh, John's back. They let him in. They're like, come watch a show, John. So just because he wasn't in like the blockbuster movies of his time, you mean he's he was failed in acting plays yeah probably blackbuster films he was not the tom cruise of his generation probably not that's a good point he's not even the michael shannon wow shots fired again michael shannon's the man i love that guy but he's not like whatever who cares

it's creep off okay so what are we doing today you got you got stuff that you had planned for when uh mike geary was filling in for me that didn't actually end up happening i'm gonna tease this right now I have one of my the greatest cop cams ever interactions I'm gonna put it to you this way we've seen some good ones too

so that's exciting I'll put it to you this way female cop no business no monkey business female cop versus a very angry tiny

diminutive Jewish CEO down in Florida who is very upset to be getting pulled over all right so we got some anti-semitism coming up guys not from me

look forward to that Not for me. I'm just telling you who it is. So, Carl, I want to do a little bit of cop cam up front because I got a story that you're not going to believe. We're going to go to Columbus, Ohio, right? Okay. Okay.

The footage that we're going to show you guys is we're going to catch up with this guy, but I'm going to set up what's happening here. Police investigating a break-in at a restaurant called Roosters. They go into the restaurant. They see broken glass on the door. They find blood on a rock. and they find no one else there. Then about 10 minutes later,

they get another alarm from a place called Petland, which was in another plaza very close to there, that there was another break in. Yes. Now, when the police get to Petland, they see broken glass on the front of the store. There are dogs running around the parking lot. There are parrots, like birds and stuff,

and their wigs are clips, so the birds are just walking around on the ground. The cops are chasing the animals. It's kind of funny. This is like that scene from Peewee's Big Adventure, when he lets all the animals out of the burning building? Yes. It's almost like that one guy that I brought in from Zanesville, Ohio, who let the zoo out.

He like, yes. It's like that, but way cuter because it's just puppies and like little birds. But the cops are looking around trying to figure out what's going on. They also find out that the famous footwear next door was broken into. Okay. So there's like a string of breaking and entering and damage done. and then they come over to this bench and they find this gentleman

a gentleman by the name of Mr. Pancakes. Matthew Pancake. That's Matthew Pancake. That's right. I don't know Mr. Pink. The first suspect they had was actually Philip Flapjack,

but it turned out it was Matthew Pancake, and this is what we see when the officers get there. Yes. Mr. Pancake, you're under arrest. Don't move. Get on the bully. Get on the .

Get on your belly, on your belly. Oh, get on your belly, Mr. Pancake. On your belly. In the name of the law, pancake, get on your belly. I'm too much fun with that. I got one. You, shting, with the, other hand. With the, I got the other hand right here.

Okay, so here's what we know. The police know who this guy is already. Right. Out of the gate. They're already like, oh, it's fucking pancake again. And the police are also having too much fun with it. They're having way too much fun, and I watched the news story attached to this, and they were having way too much fun with this.

The news went on for five minutes. Like, is there anything else in the news? I get it. It's cute. It's funny, but can we move on to something else? Yeah. They just love yelling pancake, don't that? They sure do.

But Carl, it gets a little creepier and weirder here. So they have to do a search of this guy. He's wearing a leopard print onesie. He is. And he passed out on a bench after this crime spree. He's tired. He really ducked out. Yeah.

You know, sometimes that mess. Beth Buzz really just tuckers you out at the end of it. Okay, yeah, I don't know about coming down off of meth. I haven't spun that on the wheel of context comments yet. That's why you're still going. It's still strong. So the second clip here, Carl, is the search of Mr. Pancake. So now they're just kind of cutting open his onesie.

Yep. To look at your stone property. They found a dog collar from the pet store. He's just shoving this shit in his onezy. Yep. What else could he possibly have it? What else is in there? Pancake.

Mr. Pancake. The hell of my end of the rats for, seriously. Breaking away. What am I being arrested for? Moral damaging. Oh, God, there is a gerbils. Oh, there are gerbils in there. Yeah, shi.

I got gerbil. What the heck? He filled his onesie with rodents. Yep. Multiple gerbils in his pants. Multiple gerbils in his pants. Multiple. recovered.

We're advising that our suspect has multiple gerbils in his hands. Okay, just one of the medic to stop that. He should have let the police know before they wrestle him down to the ground like that. For your safety, is there a gerbil inside you? That's a good question. And probably this one because there's

in there too. I don't do rats. There's a gerbils out of that. The cops are too old for this shit. Yeah. We've told you multiple times. He's bought all over you and you have merchandise that you stole. And gerbils that you stole and abused, clearly.

Yeah, he's getting arrested for animal abuse and vandalism, breaking and entering. We also stole shoes to run away with those boots he's wearing. Yeah, I need a new boots in order to make his fast getaway. That's what he took from the famous footwear, ladies and gentlemen. So a veterinarian examined to all of the animals and they're all okay. Some of them are a little more traumatized than others. Yeah, I got to say that I'm almost okay with the idea because one of the videos on the news they showed was inside the pet store. And there's all these like puppies and these tiny little cages and stuff.

And it's like kind of a bummer. So part of me is like, okay, I'm okay with him freeing these animals if he had a better plan. Yeah. Just letting them run out into the street probably isn't the best thing for me either. Or just smuggling them in your pants so you can have a nice cozy nap on a bench. Sure. I guess he couldn't fit all of the animals in his onesie, unfortunately. Oh, no.

Levy Wings says Rocco R.B. 2002. I know, right? Come on, lemmy wings. So, uh, the animals are okay. And it's just, uh, apparently there's still a few hamsters and a ferret missing. Yeah. So they didn't recover all of the animals. An X-ray may be in order, but who knows?

Oh, no. So, Carl, let's talk about San Francisco. What's going on to San Francisco? Great town, right? It's no, Carl. It is a bigger, it is a hellscape. What? San Francisco is one of the worst places in America.

Since what? I don't know, the 80s. Are you telling me the San Francisco was now Oakland? Yes, I am telling you that. That's not good. Apparently, it can cross the bridge. Okay. So we've done the stories about the bar, right?

We've talked about the bar. We have, yes. One of the first stories we ever did on the show was we had a homeless guy who was just fucking the seats on the bar. Remember that guy? I forgot about that. Yeah. So there's homeless people just literally.

There's pregnant seats on this train. Just banging away on the seats. this dick. We had the one guy who was on meth, who when they got stuck under the bay, pulled out a sword and was like threatening everybody, they're all up against the side of the thing. That's

the least terrifying thing that could happen to you. Oh, good. At these. You're like, oh good, it's just a sword guy. Because about two weeks ago, around 11 p.m. on a Monday at the Powell Street station, a press release set, a 49-year-old gentleman by the name of Trevor Belmont, also known as

Hoke Tang, whatever that means, How does he get an AKA in this story? What is he like a DJ or something? Must be. I hope that when I commit a horrendous crime and I'm arrested, it's like, Carl, also known as Carl Hamburger, like, that'd be fun. They will at this point. Yeah, and then the police will be like, get out on the ground, hamburger.

Roll over on your belly, hamburger! Mr. Hamburger, in the name of the law, you roll over on your belly. That's fun. Well, what he decided to do is he was waiting for the bar, was he decided to push a 74-year-old woman into the train. as it was driving into the station. That's not great. She hit her head on the train

and fell down into the platform. Cops said paramedics rushed to the woman to the hospital where doctors pronounced her dead. It's kind of not the worst way to go if you're 74 years old. What's worse? I would think that like slowly dying from a debilitating disease

would be worse than that. And having Dr. Steve be there next to you for it. Oh God, could you imagine? Dr. Steve's the last voice you hear. I'd much other be pushed in front of a train. Hey, I think it's time to check your prostate again. Oh, no more prostate exams, Dr. Steve.

Could just stop with the prostate exams. More not with the prostate exams. So several onlookers pointed to the suspect and the barred officers arrested Belmont shortly after the incident. He's facing charges of murder and inflicting injury on an elderly person. Now, the medical examiner's office identified the victim as Corazzoan Danden. Family said she was headed home from her job as a hotel telephone operator. Is that a real job?

I feel like this is, they just huge. her kind of like the stapler guy right the office space she just showed up every day she's 74 years old she's sweet she just answers a phone you can answer the phone it's a fisher price phone yeah it's not real she's in there just is she putting like the little sock things in the socket did i tell you this klondike 449 can i tell you this is a weird thing and maybe maybe this is normal i just didn't know any better when andy and i got to brooklyn last week andy's wife was the one who got us our reservation for the room. So Andy comes up with his credit card and they go, I can't give you the room

because it's under the name of his wife. Oh, no. He goes, unless you can have your wife call me and say that the room is for you. So like Carl runs to a page, he's like, hello, tell. We could have done that because there was no verification of this person's identity. It's just like, Andy's wife, then call and she's like, yeah, yeah, that's his room. He's like, okay. Like, what was the point of that step? We could have gotten anyone to call and say that. See, For a second there, I really thought the story was going to go a different way. I thought you were going to tell me that Andy blamed his wife for booking the room with the single bed for you still. Yeah, well, I mean, listen, I wasn't complaining.

He's a good spooner. Yeah. My little black rose. So a lot of people are saying this, they said this is the first homicide of the year on the BART system, which is pretty fucking good. And I don't believe them. I don't believe that either. That's surprising. Yeah.

So people are pretty terrified to ride that thing. just in general. They say that this is an extremely rare incident, but, uh... But there's a lot of violence. Yeah, there's a lot of shenanigans. You're going to get come on. Yep. You're going to get...

I mean, you and I won't, but if you're a little more attractive than we are, you'll probably get jerked on to. Dude, let me tell you something. If you have low self-esteem and that's your thing, go to the bar. Yes. Someone will come on you. Yeah. All right, Carl.

No, it just once, though, because you didn't read the part where the, the, nephew is on there talking about how amazing yeah why would i is because just once i wanted a family member to be like yeah she was kind of a dumb bitch i don't know i was like yeah we always told her not to stand so close to the edge of the platform yeah it's pretty stupid of her that's fucking aunt edna an idiot i want i'll tell you what i've what she's always just sits there peering over the side of thing i've wanted to push it myself yeah right i thought about it she had she would wear her kick me side they gave her at the hotel on her bag and she'd wear it to the bar Of course she's going to get pushed in.

Oh, man. You know, we told her to stop using the Edwards so freely in public. Could you imagine? Just have wildly racist Filipino woman? All right. Okay. Carl, let's go down to Florida. Boy, this woman has some splating to do.

Her name is Ariana Hudson. She's 36 years old. And she allegedly told first responders that her son choked on potato chips and water. Okay. Now, I could see that being a problem. problem. You eat a lot of chips. You get the water in there. It kind of softens them up and it gets halfway down and then starts to harden up and you choke to death and die. I'm worried about it. I was going to say, is that happened to you, Penny? Like, I assume, goddamn close, Carl.

I was going to say, I assume that you eat potato chips 17 at a time, right? You see that as many you can get into your mouth and you're like, you get the water thing. You could definitely die doing that. Well, no, Carl, I don't do 17 at a time. The suggested serving size for popcorn is 18 of them. Okay. Well, then you do 18 at a time. The trick is, yeah. If you really want to enjoy, we do nine at once. Ah, okay. That way you can do two bites. It's nice. That's the third most likely way that Vinnie will die. Choking on potato chips. Auto-erotic initiation is number one. That's number one. Yeah. I'll let you guess what number two is. So this woman Ariada Hudson. She is in a lot of trouble. Her son was pronounced dead,

and the medical examination determined that he died from blunt force trauma to his head and course so. Oh, that's not choking at all then. Yeah. Look, it was definitely the Chipsy's sitting there with an empty bag, an empty lace bag next to him. For the evidence you need. And there's just like a cup of water in his hand and he's just laying there, obviously

posed. Well, that's not even all that she obviously tried to pose. Because after he died, she frantically tried to figure out what to do. So she realized that his eyes, that he had black eyes from all of the bruising and stuff from her beating him. Yeah.

So she went and grabbed her makeup and actually did a little nice makeup job on the kid before she called the cops. It's nice for the coroner. They don't have to do it now. Well, it's cool. Yeah. Time saver. Yeah, it's true. It'll stay fresh in the, in the freezers down there at the morgue.

Sure. So according to the police, Hudson's nine-year-old son told police that Hudson kicked his slain brother in the stomach and slammed his head into the wall. The boy also claimed his brother was nearly unconscious after the beating. Okay, so. A little bit more than unconscious. So one of the brothers is dad, the other one's a tattletail? Great family. Terrible mom.

Good job. Terrible mother. Nice to work with that. This kid, poor kid's head, had a swollen brain, impact marks on his head, laceration on his liver, contusions to his intestines. So this was a TKO, like this, this match was not even close, is what you're telling me. Tyson. His kid got, would have been easier on this kid.

He got his ass kicked in this round. Wow. It's fucking awful. So fuck this woman. I like how she thought the makeup was going to fool the detectives of the police. Yeah, right. He joked. You don't have to look any further into it again.

Why is your nine-year-old wearing lashes, lash extension? Oh, I just got carried away. Turned to do a project and one thing about to another. This child has perfect cheekbones. Look at the structure out of those. Oh, wait a second. Wait a second. Okay.

All right, Carl, I think I sent you an image of these two. Oh. Yeah, it's right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, let's talk about these two. We're going down to Georgia. Oh, boy. Look at this lovely couple.

Speaking of things you shouldn't do with young children. Well, beating them is one of them. All right? Let's not beat up your four-year-old. What else shouldn't you do with young children, Minnie? Well, you shouldn't make explicit content involving children and advertise them for various online apps to solicit men to engage in sexual acts with your two-year-old. Oh, no, I just lost you.

how do that happen now you're back all right all right hi everybody we're back baby yeah you shouldn't advertise your two year olds for sex on the internet it's a really good rule of thumb the investigation of this couple 26 year old Ashley Taylor Crawley and 29 year old

James D. Tripp began when police received a cyber tip from an online tattletail platform called Meet Me the tipster allegedly told police that people on the platform were trying to solicit males in the area to have sex with their two-year-old daughter. Dude, I don't care how hot this two-year-old is.

You should not fuck her. I don't care if you have mom and dad's permission. Right, yes. It does not make it okay. This isn't a trip to the zoo. You can't just get a permission slip. Authorities determine that Crawley allegedly was creating sexually explicit content and then selling it on various online apps.

Police said that some of the content was created with her children being deliberately present in the videos for extra money. when the youngest of their children being two years old, investigators also believe Tripp was making plans and seeking permissions for Ms. Crowley to engage in intercourse with his own two-year-old biological daughter. Listen, we've talked a lot about kitty diddling and horrible things like that. I don't think I've ever, when you're talking about a baby or toddler,

I don't think I've ever read the word intercourse in one of these articles. That's brutal. That's fucking awful. You think you'd make it romantic? maybe a dry hand job or something but intercourse I'm going to go ahead and say I'm going to go out of the limb and say that's taking it too far I'm against that I don't know man

that's too much for me some bluey and chill I don't know what you do with a two-year-old that's what a fucked up parent this is not the biggest show on the internet video what else do we have to talk about over here well they're charged with two counts of child molestation one counter computer electronic pornography and child exploitation and prevention act trip was also charged one count each of criminal attempted incest and criminal attempt child molestation. They're both being held on bail. After the

arrest, all the children were removed from the home and turned over to the division of family and children's services. And I think in situations like this, the legal system should be very harsh. I believe that they should all be curbstombed. I was going to say guillotine. And curbstowns up not a bad idea either.

But what I like is the idea of the public square. We got to bring this back. We got to bring monsters like this. into the public square for a hanging, for a guillotine, something we can watch and enjoy. Is that part of that Prop 25? I think it is, yes. Fuck it, hey.

Might be in on that. It might be in there, actually. I've got to study that one. You got to read up on this shit. Yeah. I don't agree with everything in this, but that part, the guillotine part's pretty good. You got caught advertising your children for sex. Yeah, you're done forever. You should be murdered. Yeah. And I mean...

Well, they weren't just advertising it. They were doing it, and they were making videos, and they were uploading it and sharing it. Yeah. All not good things. But the good news is betterhelp.com is going to have some new customers at about 14 or 16 years. So there's that. Therapists out there are going to have a lot of work to do. How come they're not sponsoring this show?

They sponsor everything else in the world. Seriously. I mean, we must bring up things and people go, oh, my God, I forgot that that happened to me. I've been, you know, suppressing this memory all this time. That would go perfectly. segue into a better help and read hey did your parents try to sell you for sex with strangers did you ever hear the word intercourse when you were two if so betterhelp.com oh man this is one of my favorite stories of the week here carl oh can i read the headline please it's one of my favorite

headlines i've ever read go it says married middle school principal stole from students to hire hit man to kill his pregnant teacher girlfriend Yeah, that pretty much sums up the story. That's the story right there. What a headline. He got sentenced to two consecutive life terms in prison for hiring his friend to murder his pregnant girlfriend, who is a teacher. Cornelius M. Green is a gentleman's name. He's 42 years old.

He pleaded guilty in February and one count conspiracy to commit murder for hire and one count murder for hire. Now, this was connected to the 2016 deaths of 30-year-old Jocelyn Peters and her unborn child, Micah, which is a dumb name. It's not great. But never born, so. Yeah, and like, how do you, like, if the mom's dead, how could she get to name the baby? He should still be allowed to name it. I agree.

Cornelius Jr. Yes, there you go. It's got to get a ring to it. Green was the principal of Car Lane Visual and Performing Arts Middle School. So I imagine that's a real great school, the performing arts school. Do you ever go, has ever been involved in one of those? No, but I know people who have. Really?

Yeah. Bullshit, right? They're not making millions of dollars. I'll tell you that. People went to those schools. So he was involved with this Jossel Peters. She was married and she was a teacher at Mann Elementary. Peters who believed Green was planning to leave his wife had already miscarried once

and terminated one pregnancy at Greene's are changing. What the fuck? Okay, so I don't want a stereotype here. But why are black men so bad at pulling out? He got this bitch pregnant three times. And the third time, she's like, no, I'm having this kid. is enough. I don't think we should be negative like this. Why is this black man so good at impregnated women? Because he's not pulling out, Vinny. What are you talking about? His pull-out

game is weak. Weak as fuck. So he's married. He's sleeping with another teacher at the school. Yep. And knocking her up over and over again. And I got to say, that is disgusting because who would want to put their penis in a co-worker? That's all I was thinking about when I was reading the story because it's all about the principal, the vice principal. Yep. In South Park cooking up. So she decided, though,

this time she was keeping little baby Michael Lee. Now, Peters did not know that Green was seeing multiple women, including one who was also duped into believing they were building a life together. Oh, boy. Green was researching ways to induce an abortion by crushing pills and hiding them in Peter's oatmeal and yogurt.

When the plan failed, he instead stole money from the dance team's fundraiser at the school to pay his longtime friend, Bill of Jay Cutler to murder her. I love that part of it because in the article, it's like, can you believe he would steal from the children? It's like, yeah, he had his pregnant girlfriend murdered. It's a pretty bad dude.

That's the least of the problems here. Pills to induce an abortion. And by the way, guys, how many times do I have to tell you this? If you want to induce an abortion, pop rocks and Coke. Pop rocks and Coke. It's simple. That you're going to say Diet Coke and Mentos. That does it too.

That does it too. Yeah. But also the fact. But you got to hold your hand over it. Right. Vinny, the fact that this guy couldn't afford a hitman for his pregnant girlfriend tells me one thing. We're not paying teachers enough in this country. I refuse to pay the performing art teaching shit.

Teach him fucking bad. Teach him out of fix a car. Teach him to be a plumber. I don't need all these fucking middle schoolers with high self-esteem for putting on mid-fucking performances for each other. They're fucking hurting all of us, Carl. Creating a bunch of theater kids that we had. fucking deal with on improv troops for the rest of our lives let me tell you something about improv troops yeah oh fuck sake theater kids suck dude performing art schools what an awful thing to

send your child to but what an awful fucking thing how do we get here how do we get here yeah that's right you're gonna make it you're gonna be the one that's right you have talent creating a bunch of mandolin players fuck right fuck yeah okay now this story gets worse everybody after planning the murder in a series of phone calls green set color a UPS package containing $2,500 that's right someone gave the dance troop $2,500 and that's all he could get his hands on and his only friend would actually murder someone for $2,500 so everyone involved are a bunch of losers don't buy a 70-inch TV that costs 80 bucks because it's going to be a piece of shit.

And don't pay a hitman $2,500 to have someone killed because it's not going to end well. You have to pay a lot more money than that. So these two think they're clever. See, since on the cash in March, two weeks later, Cutler traveled to St. Louis, while Green traveled to Chicago to establish his alibi. On March 24th, Carter drove Green's Kia Optima to Peter's apartment where she was working on baby shower invitations. and used Green's key to get in. He shot her in the eye using a potato as a silencer.

That's fun. Yeah. The car's like, oh, hello. Oh, hello. That's the noise that makes when he fired. Oh, hello. She said, ah, my eye. So Green had Peters buy the potatoes,

used it her own murder days before, by the way. Hey, hon, would you might pick it up some potatoes? When Green returned to St. Louis, he tried to have Peter's mother go to her apartment to check on her, but she was unavailable, so he had to discover the scene himself and call 911 to report the death. He was trying to stay as far away from it as possible. He teaches performing arts, so hopefully he was a good actor when all this went down.

Oh, my goodness, this is crazy. Someone killed the teacher. Who would do this to my girlfriend? Certainly not me. Jazz hands. Big finish. Smile. So the depravity of asking a mother to go find her daughter's dead body, knowing she

was dead cannot be matched according to the u.s attorney which is when you put it like that it's a good point he knows she's dead he's setting the bomb to go find her just go find her yourself be a fucking man it's a dick move too yeah it's a real it's a dick move you're a real prick this guy i don't think you would have been a very good father to micah no you know what's the kind of role model that's a good point this kid's had grown up to be a sing and dance a dirt bag that's actually smart of him to make sure he wouldn't be the father did her favor mate no he Didn't really do her favor. You don't think so?

Yeah, he should have tried the pop rocks and coke. That one about a favor because she'd still be alive. And it's delicious. She should have a terrible stain on her carpet. Terrible stain. They need new flooring. So long story short, he was convicted by the jury and he got two life sentences. Carl, last story.

We have one more story. Before we do that, though, I want to celebrate because today is a very special celebration Super Chat Monday. Yay, Super Chats. Chris Primer with 10 bucks says, whenever I hear the phrase, don't cross the Duke, I instead think of the scene

with homeless bum getting punched in the head who thought that he wore the wristband, he'd be the president. I need to go find this video immediately. Yes. Yeah, said that to us. Yeah, wearing a wristband, being president doesn't even stop you

from getting shot or punched. USA, two bucks. Are you going to get creepious presidential, assassin. Why not? Maybe we'll do this. That'll be fun. By the way, someone in the chat when we are arguing about John Wilkes Booth said that he was very famous in this time. Joseph Collins, five bucks. Carl, I ordered the hot sauce and I can't wait to try it and review it. Joe's hot sauce adventure. Oh, Joe, that's amazing. Thank you very much for doing that. Silk City hotsauce.com promo code WATP.

You get 15% off. And I'm very interested in what you think. So definitely once you do that review, send me the link. I brought this over to a pool party yesterday. People enjoyed it. Quite a bit. Thank you. Carl, I'm very happy for you with your hot sauce. And the spiral

had sent Chad Zumak had to entertain the shit out of me the other day. Unbelievable. It's fucking guy. AI stuttering Bob, Tobach says,

will there be a live creep-off at DabbleCon too? There will not be a live creep-off. Dabble-Con is about the dabbler. Yeah. But we'll both be there. Oh, we'll be there. We'll have some fun.

Yeah. You know, guys, I would love to do another live creep-off. If you want to see another live creep off you know let us know because we got to figure out where it would be i'm not opposed to doing another one here but everybody comes to rocher we do these things like all the time i feel bad about that i know i like to do it somewhere else yeah we should we should go somewhere else maybe boston or something oh there yeah creeps and creep off does boston would be

fun uh james freeman came in with a five dollar super sticker thank you very much james freeman angry developer became a new member i'm not sure which channel but thank you hope it's the creepoff You can become a member of the Creepoff channel now and you get bonus episodes every single week. We just did this Friday. We had a fun one because it was Thunder and Paradise Friday. Yep, we watched Hulk Hogan try to teach a feral child that he was a real boy. It's that show is so stupid.

I'm going to be really upset when we went out of episodes to watch. I've got a Walker, Texas Ranger episode with Hulk that I think should probably win the poll we're going to put out for the next one. It's going to be pretty great. Chuck Norris and the Hulkster brother. Oh, I can't wait. Uh, two acting legends. Dang Lizard with two euros says, if your kid is club-footed, you can sell four parts, though. You can sell for parts, okay.

Oh, dare you, dang lizard. You know, this guy doesn't realize that... I'm club-fucking footed, you ass, white. No, he does realize it. He completely realized it. Very mean. Yeah. It's my only point.

Oh, this one just came in. Rick U. 3220, five bucks says, Lady Kay, I bought some of your hot sauce, and I'm waiting. To be able to try it. Any plans on getting a barbecue sauce? Yeah, it's going to be the Creepoff brand barbecue sauce. Everybody's going to love it. It's going to outsell all of them. You'll all see.

Made from the blood of babies. Creep-op barbecue sauce. We should get like a green hot sauce. Come on, Silk City. The creep-off has got a... You got hot sauce envy over there. I do have hot sauce. I like it.

I want creepy hot sauce. I like it a lot. Do you have any more of those? Windon, $49.2 bucks is $12. Bum on the Run, thanks guys. I don't know what that means. 12.5. I don't know.

What is that? I don't know what that is. Watching him be a shook, bitch, is the greatest thing I thought. It's so fun. He went from thinking that he was going to sue everyone and kind of at the FBI and everyone's going to be afraid of him to now he's just like running from process servers and crying about families. We don't talk about families, right guys?

John are the run. John's on the run. I used to think that. Mug John was my favorite John. It's one of the funny ones. And now it's terrified, John. It might be my favorite. That's very funny.

Thank you, Wyndon, 49. And Danny Pupella, formerly daddy or uncle poopie. Yes, he would. Gilbert would do a great Cornelius impression. I am Principal Cornelius. All right. Please pick up some potatoes on your way home. Now, people who are familiar with the creep-off know that Vinnie,

plants these stories in an order that's very specific yeah we like to start with something fun something goofy you know gerbils in the pants kind of stuff yeah we're not strong and then we escalate it just keeps escalating and escalating you know maybe a murder for a hire with a pregnant woman how do we beat that you ask really what's the last story of these got parade today thank you for asking grieving families may never recover from the start i'm about to tell you right now they'll not recover after a man broke into a hospital mortuary and, quote, violated and defiled their deceased loved ones during the early hours of the morning to court heard. A gentleman by the name of Damon Tingay forced his way into the mortuary at the Diana

Princess of Wales Hospital in Grimsby on March 17th this year. The 30-year-old opened multiple fridges and disturbed the shrouds covering the deceased before committing sexual acts on two male bodies. Okay. So he's a necrophiliac. and you know a lot of times like death metal bands black metal bands like they sing about that sort of thing so is this like super hardcore metal or is this just gay because it's dudes gay yeah it's pretty gay it's pretty gay i think i'm gonna call this gay it wasn't even pride month yet it was in may

right so grinsby crown court learned that tingray a father of three spent four minutes in the mortuary before being discovered by hospital staff four minutes it was enough to pull two bodies out and successfully ass-fucked them both. Wow. He attempted to flee, leaving behind a horrifying scene, according to people. T.K. pled guilty to the sexual penetration of a corpse and trespassing with intent to commit sexual offenses. He was sentenced to six years in prison. Now, relatives of the deceased who have been disturbed, shouted from the public gallery, hope you rot, scum, he deserved more.

And they're correct. The closed captioned, or the closed circuit TV footage showed him drinking from a bottle, which was described as either brandy or wendy. whiskey or quote the like judge john c thagry stated oh he was drunk yeah he was definitely who hasn't gotten drunk and fought a couple dead guys then me well you're not an alcoholic so you wouldn't relate to this you don't understand yeah no wonder they try to get those guys help jesus christ empty daily says happened once where i work that was an awkward conversation with the family i would imagine i'd be like not it who wants to tell who wants to tell the mom that uh their her dead son

was now, who died young has now just been raped. Not it. One staff member described to see this quote, horrifying, with open fridges and bodies pulled from shelves.

She stated, I've seen a lot in my career. This one was one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. It was the indignity, the lack of respect. I could not stop crying. Ms. Evan said that Tingay was vital

during his arrest, shouting and screaming that he had done nothing wrong. He even alleged that he had been blamed for a friend's suicide and was seeking answers. I'm in here doing detective work.

You're not going to put this on me. I was checking his asshole for evidence. So throughout this article, it's all of these family members who are horrified and upset and crying. Hey, good news. The victims don't know that happened to them. I'm not blaming the victims.

I'm just telling you, here's the good news. They don't know they were defiled like that. I believe the book of Hebrews in the Bible says, we are all surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses. They all might be watching us from heaven, and they very well could be sitting up there at a cloud, like about to walk into heaven. Like, they're waiting in line,

and they're just standing there, looking down, and they just see it. They're like, hey, hey, I got to go back. I got to go back. What's this guy doing? I got to go back. Oh, no. That's awful.

Yeah, it might happen. You might be right. Yeah, it might be horrifying. So either way, he's getting six years in prison, and they say that he has some mental health issues. and he had a spinal injury in 2022 and that this was clearly out of character for him

and he's generally a very friendly kind and considerate man this is not a thing that's out of character going to this length to do something like this that's who you are then this isn't like a pencils heavy racers moment yes that is everyone makes mistakes what are you going to do

sometimes you make fun of your trans kid other times you fuck two dead guys in a morgue what are you going to do yeah i would respond by saying no this is not a pencil's heavy race this is why pencil's heavy racers moment that's when you make a mistake when you're writing with the pencil not when you're raping corpses not when you're raping corpses carl what a scum parade what a scum parade that was huh yeah it was buddy but you know what let's hit some voicemails you want to get some voicemails real quick they're brought to aspire friends in syracuse oh did did you send me a I certainly did drop sure did where is it it should have been

in that email should have been in that email it's in that email well then it's in here then it should be what would it be called Syracuse 715 I don't think it was in the email okay well then that sucks guess what Vinny fucked up kids sorry McBride you do usually do a good job

but I'm gonna blame you for that I know how this doesn't just turned into blaming the guy who makes our Syracuse jobs god damn it alright McBride how come you didn't remind me the email to Carl you fucked up McBride it wasn't me just a reminder you can bring a computer over

and plug it to the board like producer christos shit i left at the house at the office all right here is uh the first voice bell for us yeah yeah carl it's one for the creep off here you fucking idiots how is it that you're in america and you don't have fucking internet in new york fuck you know your country is a fucking failure it's not great it's not great right now i'll tell you that he's not wrong he's Not wrong. I can't defend America. The armpit of New York. Remember that. That's right. We're in the armpit.

I would say we're more like getting closer down to the elbow. Well, we're between Syracuse and Buffalo, so it might be the taint. Maybe we're the taint of New York. All right. I like that. Hey, Whitney, I just wanted to say that, you know, once in a while, like, small little technical issues is not a big deal. You know, that's, you know, don't worry about it. That's what I would say, if you weren't such a fat, dumb, lummox, and these technical things didn't happen all the effing time, you stupid dumb-dum. Learn how to set up your freaking tech stuff. I mean, Carl's club foot shouldn't have pulled out your cord.

You, you, you, you've seen his feet, sir. Stop it, stop it. He's got a hook out there like a velociraptor. Not true. Until then, you know, go hang out with your other tech buddy stuttering John. He at least doesn't make as many stupid blunders as you do. Wow. retard love you bye shots fired right there he's saying that you're less tech savvy than john melendez

yeah i'm sure that's accurate yikes wow oh my god vinny and car i just saw the most disgusting fucking creep at walmart this thin pasty looking fuck this old man and his daughter or granddaughter are walking by and the guy's pulling one of those fucking lift cars and he's just as soon as the little girl walks by he's just fucking staring at him like what the fuck you fucking piece of shit

go die in a hole love you Vinnie love you Carl but Vinnie Winnie see ya have a great day thank you for that report I don't know if I've ever witnessed that before

we ever seen a guy creeping out a little girl I don't go to Walmart very often that's why I probably and I've probably been disgusted but what are you going to do I remember when Opie had kids

he first had kids and he would talk about how he's living in New York City he's walking around with these toddlers and he'd be like and you can figure out who the creeps are immediately like there's just a certain look in the guy's eyes when they see

the kid you're just like oh the guys whose eyes turn into cartoons and you see like little slot machines and little hearts come up little hearts come up yeah those guys yikes gross

I just want to the suggestion for a creep don't play this word voicemail for Carl. This voicemail is special. Just for you. So my suggestion for a creep is either Nick Ricketa or Aaron Emhock. Yeah. And I think if you use that, you're going to win. And I think that like, it'll really piss off, you know, dainty call over there because that way he'll be like, oh, no, I've been talking about them all the time. And you're like, ha, ha, but I'm going to use them and win. And they'll be like, shut up Vinnie. And you'll be like, I'm winning. fan fiction. It's exactly what would happen, too. Right, bye.

All right, I like that. I like that. That's funny. I was actually, I had written down in a note that, to remember, used Aaron Nibald for Creep of the Year this year. What about Creepious Minnesotan? Have we done that yet? Yeah, it's Cardiff, though. Everybody knows that. Oh, is it, did we do Cardiff for that? I think you should do Creepious Minnesota

and it should be Aaron versus Recade. I'll take either one. Flip it, we'll flip a coin. Yeah, right. Well, either way, they slept in the same bed, so. They sure did. Fucking. Ugh. Weird. Oh, burn the shit Vinnie, how in the fuck Did your creep go to court

So many times And then just get written off so many times Was he super charismatic Like, I don't know You never mentioned that Like was he super charismatic Or was he coming in like With a special big boy helmet

And like they had patterned carpet And he kept falling over Like eight times on the way to the stand Like, I'm sorry I don't know how patterned carpet works It's scary like what the fuck how how they should have put him away for life after like number two yeah sorry you're you're gone buddy see you next tuesday or friday whatever the fuck we say here see you next

tuesday buddy uh the answer is he was so fucking like weird and sad and pitiful that they just always thought that mental health was the issue and it is but he was also wildly dangerous and he hit it well behind a mask of being pitiful. We got any more voicemails? No, that's going to do for the voicemails. I do have a couple of new super chats that came in. Let's do it. Fast Fat Guy 666 says,

Creep off Boston. Is that you? Are you fast fat guy? I am the fastest fat guy you know. I know. And let me tell you something right now. Yeah. I wanted to creep off Boston now.

Now I'm excited for it on account of its championship city USA. say you know what i just realized what you're dressed like an olympian today i have what the fuck it's happened to you are you pro athlete paulino now is that your new persona yeah pro athlete paulina wow i ran a 5k carl i know congratulations that's amazing i ran what i'm doing now car what are you doing now i don't even want to tell people this because you're all going to make fun of me but i probably well fuck it i actually had to call dr steve to find out if i should try this shit and it's nuts ems workouts you know what this is no it's interval it's like high intensity interval shit uh-huh but they strap you inside of this thing

it's like an avenger suit okay and it's like one of those tins machine oh shit so you're a superhero and an olympian yeah god damn it this is getting annoying and it fucking shocks all of your muscles like multiple times a second with electricity yes and it makes all of your muscles tense up so like as you're working out it feels like you're working out through quicksand and it creates all this resistance and it simulates like hours and hours of I'm just going to say, that's like the lazy man's workout. You're like, I don't want to, like, work out for an hour. Can I just do 10 minutes?

Like, yeah, just put this thing on. Dude, I'll go do the running. I'm doing the running. I'll do all the cardio shit. I hate fucking working out. So I'm fucking jump starting this. Wow. So I'm going to do this.

What did Dr. Steve say when you told him you were doing this? So he wants to try it. So when he comes up for Dabble Khan, I'm going to take him over there and strap him in one of those fucking things. Should he be doing that? I don't think so. Well, he's a doctor.

He probably knows best. Dr. Steve, please don't die in Rochester. I'll be very upset. I'll be very upset. Dampelcon is what takes him out. If I get him killed, if I spill water on him, while he's trying to work out.

He's just, yeah, it's even fun here. It's been a super soak. Dang Lizard 2 Euro says, by the way, congratulations. Oh, fuck off. Thank you. Did Necro K have kids,

or is he just like Carl? I don't know. Who's Necroke? Well, I think he's talking about that, uh, the Damon Tingay that we were talking. He did not have children. I think he's like father of three.

Oh, yeah, father of three, I think you said. Yeah, that is correct. He is a father of three. Could you imagine that's your dad? That's embarrassing. I'd rather have Aaron Imhold as my father than this guy who fucked two dead guys. My dad's famous. No, my dad's famous.

Yeah, right. USA says, they have better internet in Mississippi. Those are fighting words, USA. They just might. They probably do. Carol Dillon, five euros says, Carol. Love, love you, but woke dad is the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet, and that includes beheadings, but I did spend, but I did send it to your pod. I did send it your pod to my friends. Oh, that's nice of you.

Thank you very much, Carol. I appreciate that. Woke Dad, wow. That's Carol, not Carl. Carol, right? No, that's what I said? No. Woke Dad definitely gets a response out of people, a visceral reaction to woke dad.

What I hate about him is the cadence to everything. God, it's so awful. It could not be worse. We got any more of those, Pally? No, that's enough. All right, Carl, want to hit your talk, camera. The chat's very funny today. Man, I wish I could see it.

It's very funny today, so I just want to thank everybody for that. Thanks, everybody. Yeah. Do I have the stinger? God damn it. You don't have your own stinger. I should. I used to.

I don't have your own stinger for your segment. You would think I would. I do think you should. You would think I would, but I guess I don't. All right, everybody. Carl is a fuck I can't wait for Carl's comp cam even though he didn't do the segment Vinny did here we go Carl that's right it's not even my cop cam it's Vinny's cop cam to Carl I want to tell you about something that happened back in October okay I

believe it was October of last year in San Diego California this is four quick clips someone sent this to me and I could not laugh at what a fucking clown this cop is we get accused of boot look at the cops all the time let's watch this dumb fuck, shall we? Okay. How he messes up his entire career for a four. Oh, I heard about this story. Is this number one?

Number one. No, no, not that one. Not that one. C.C. No, that one. C. C. C. C. Yep. There you go.

Got it. Oh, it's August 15, 20, 23. San Diego Police arrest this woman on an outstanding warrant. Isn't she lovely, folks? Well, we can't really see her. Well, I'm looking at a big, dumpy ass. Yeah, I know. It's nothing.

It looks like me in Sequin shorts. Not that they're right. Wow, you really are proud of yourself. Look at her. She's dumpy as shit. Okay. So this is Doby Broad, and this cop, officer, hair, has to drive her to the station. Sure.

Sounds like an easy task. Sure. Well, let's see what happens inside the car, shall we? Now, the conversation becomes more directness. I can't hear you now. She says, I'm down to fuck right now. Don't say that right now. Don't say that.

Your hair's getting tempted. I don't say that right now because everything's being recorded right now. What's going on? Yes, woman, what she's doing in the back seat. Moments later, Officer Harris' body cab goes dark. So she's back there just going at herself. Yeah, trying to with the handcuffs on. Yeah, how she's doing that.

from behind reaching up interesting she's got to be doing something fucking fingering her asshole this guy's just like all right that's my thing that happens to be my thing ma'am he's just not he's driving and he goes she's figuring her yeah you can tell pull and she's just oh god so what we're going to see now is the car movement according to the tracking system from the police department okay so uh let's hit number three the cruiser's GPS shows he went down a residential street and he comes to a stop Okay. A boy, than 10 minutes later, Officer Hare calls an officer for help.

Oh, no. Officer Hare later said he was locked in the back seat with the woman. What an idiot. He had the woman stayed there for over an hour until help arrived. Dude, you know you can't open the back door from the inside. You have to know that. This guy might have to know. He might even thinking with his dick.

You think? I think maybe he was thinking with his dick. Carl. It's my theory. He has her, she's under arrest. She's on her way to the jail. right he pulls over to a residential street fucks her whatever he does in the back part i was just gonna be a quickie and then an hour later he is now sitting there with this woman who 10 minutes

of passion has now earned him 50 minutes of small talk oh god in the back of the car in the back of the police car while you're going my career my career and she's going maybe we could go to chilis after you bail me out whatever the fuck is going on here chilies like i would be the most mortified human being ever. Well, let's see what happens when the other officer shows up. This is embarrassing. At 2.37 a.m., another officer arrives on the scene. He's got a skeleton key, it looks like.

So now this cop immediately runs over to the other cop's place, and he starts buckling up his pants. I would have done that before the other cop got there. Okay, hold on, hold me turn my camera off. She's code four? She's code four. Okay, okay. Let me turn this off a quick. Oh, what a simp.

And the cops turn the camera off so we don't know what happened after that. So the other cop had to get in trouble, too, then, right? Officer Hare resigned very quickly after this. Of course, but what about the other guy who's like, let me turn my camera off so we can talk about you. Yeah, I don't know what happened to that guy, but I just loved this video. I was a big fan, Officer Hare thinking with his dick. That's awesome. It is pretty good.

And I'm sure, I mean, we've seen these cop cams. Girls try this all the time. Yep. They, they try a lot of different things. And that's one of their go-toes. It's like, you know, you're pretty hot. I'm into guys in a uniform. Well, if you listen to clip number two, you know what?

Go back to clip number two. it was really short listen to this simp's voice yeah he sounds like a goody two shoes from the midwest or something's an insal yeah listen to his voice oh don't say that now there i can't hear you now i'm down to fuck right now don't say that right now oh don't say that now oh dear oh dear i'm going to make some bars for the bake sale this fucking minnesota a Wisconsin accent. So either way, he got some strange and threw his whole career away. Good stuff, officer, hair. Well, also, uh, humiliated on the internet for all of us to see. So there's also that part, too. Yeah. I would not just losing your job. What do you think he's

doing now? I mean, after you do this, a lot of, he's filling out a lot of applications, because they're doing background checks. Does that like do many Google searches to figure out this guy's been up there? Substitute teacher. Probably actually, yeah. All right, Carl. You ready for the main event, buddy? I am. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you just a fantastic video. We're going to start up at my actual number one, Carl. Okay. These two, we're going to catch up on a traffic stop

where a man was passing people in the wrong lane down in Florida. And I'm going to go ahead and say that maybe he doesn't get off on the right foot with the officer. These two just problems from the start. Hello, Deputy Hines with the Sheriff's Office. Can I get your license registration and insurance, please? Put the drink down. I need your license. It's free time.

But the drink, excuse you, I need your license, your registration, and insurance. But don't be a bully. You're a bully. And I don't like woman bullies. I don't think you like women. Sorry, the way that you responded to that. Why was he so proud of his green tea? It's like, I'm turning a new leave.

I'm trying to be healthy. It's a green tea. Well, we're going to suspect later that maybe he's been drinking a little bit. So I think he was trying to get in front street. It's just green tea. It's just green tea. I get it. Okay. So when you yell, I don't like women bullies, period.

I don't think you're going to win any favors. Nope. Yeah. So let's find out that she is messing with the wrong person, Carl. Okay. Where are you headed today, sir? I'm going to my doctor, fine. Ma'am.

And guess what? You're messing with the wrong person. Okay. Sounds good. She's not messing with you. She just pulled you over for a trial. I'm going to my doctor-client ma'am and whatever wow it's the aggression from this guy the second it's a woman cop yeah it's unbelievable but he's so far he's been proud of the fact that he's drinking

green tea as a client who's a doctor yep neither of these things are that impressive sir no not at all let's keep go let's see let's see if he gets any nicer now okay I need your registration and your insurance please sir my insurance is on my phone okay I need your registration my sweet times you're fine bully me you're done well sweetheart was nicer he called a sweetheart that time I've never seen this happen before like a lot of times the people will be like you're wasting my time and the cops are like listen we have to work this out like I'm late for something I got to go this guy's like well I'm going to waste your time she's like I'm getting paid like that's fine we can we can sit here all day is this is all I have to do today I feel

like if this guy tried this with a male cop it would not be going as well and as smoothly I don't think he would try this with a male cop. Oh, great. This guy's a real fucking has real tiny dick energy. Yes. I don't like women bullies. Well, what kind of bullies do you like, sir? Oh, God.

So this next clip, uh, he called, uh, an de-escalation technique by the officer. I have no idea. Okay. Because you're passing and a no passing, sir. No. I did middle lane. No, sir. No, sir, it's not.

It's a breakdown lane yellow. In Delaware Beach, you're about the pest. Not in Florida. Delaware is in Florida, sir. You are not allowed to pass on a double solid yellow line or double solid breakdown line, sir. You did it twice. Wow. Okay.

I like the first tries to say like, no, no, no, you can do that. That's totally cool. Like in this area specifically, you are allowed to do that. She's like, um, no. Why would the rules be different in that one area? So he tried his, that was the nicest he's going to be this whole. time. No, you know, I've been allowed to do this all the time in Dalry Beach. Yeah. This is what I believe any therapist would call an immature reaction. I need your

registration, please, sir. I need your registration please, sir. Okay. I need your registration, please, sir. Registration, sir, I am behaving, sir. Do not believe me. Do not rate your voice at me, sir. Do not believe me. I've asked you. A several times for your registration, sir, and your insurance. You're bullying me. I don't like you. I really don't like you. I don't like you.

You're not a good officer. I'll speak to your superior. That's fine. This guy's used to getting his way, I think. You don't say. I think so, yeah. This man is twisting, like stuttering John, running from a process server. He cannot get away, and he is very unhappy about it.

He's not sure how to handle this situation, obviously. I believe I labeled this one, Jesus Christ, find your registration, you cry, baby. So when the little yellow sticker comes on, sir. Man, ma'am, just don't tell me what to do. Trying to help you find paperwork, sir. I have everything here. I'm a CEO. I'm retired.

I work part time It's hot, it's frustrating When people do 30 Or 20 miles an hour I'm sorry, man There was a lot of information to unpack None of that made any sense None of it has to do with...

Right, yeah, I'm a CEO But I'm also retired But I'm part-time, but people drive slow But whatever, it's hot out, whatever Yeah, I know, I'm standing on the side of the road Waiting for your dumb ass to give me a piece of paper Okay, now they're not. get into a little dispute about the cell phone.

This is going to be fun. Okay, so you're handing me your cell phone. And now you want my registration. Yes, sir. Here you go. Jesus Christ. Now the officer just lightly tossed his phone out. Put your cell phone back, sir. I don't want to hold on to it.

Don't just drop it. Hand it to me. You were looking for paper. Did that? No, sorry, I did not. It's on camera. I did not, sir. I placed it down on your act. Well, why don't you just give it to me? Because you're looking for information. Like a woman should.

Give the phone to a man. Okay, then. Did you see him slam the phone out? You did it like this, and he slams his own phone? Like an idiot. Fucking lunatic. So, Minnie, I have a question for you. Please.

I love to hear it. You drive around in a vehicle. Yeah. You have a driver's license to drive the vehicle. You also have your vehicle registered with the state. I certainly, too. Do you hide your registration on yourself? Yes.

I like to. What I like to do is, I tell Jessica to go out there and I say, honey, I want you to go out to my car and just move the registration somewhere so I can't find it. And then I make her put together a puzzle or a game like an escape room. Yes. That I have to solve these different problems in order to find where my registration is. Yeah, I have to answer three trivia questions.

It's like, dude, just fucking have your registration. I have my registration in my glove compartment. I know exactly where it is. What I do, though, is I recently started a new thing where I keep it inside of a special Rubik's cube. that I have to solve it and I'm really bad at Rubber's cubes officer I haven't solved one yet let's try it let's try it together you're just gonna shoot it open so Carl this guy has the best lawyers in the world you better be careful you don't hate what people say this I know please sir you know what you're dealing with the wrong man I'm a CEO I'm intelligent I have the best

attorneys in the world and you're messing with the wrong human being okay give me a fucking ticket that's what you want to do my registration It's somewhere here, but I can't find... All right. So what are the lawyers going to do to the police officer? Vinny? I'm confused as to what these threats are very centering John ask. He doesn't understand how the wall works at all.

It's like, you pulled me over. I have powerful attorneys. She's like, okay. Can I see your registration? It'll take about three to four weeks to find one of them to take the case. Right. But what I find interesting about this is it's this mentality that I guess I understand why people are so hating

of white men. Because I see guys like John... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not Jewish. Don't throw me into this. No, I'm saying like, I've seen these personality traits like this guy John and like this fucking crazy entitlement. Yeah. And when people see this it kind of makes a solo kind of bad.

Yeah. No, this guy's not one of the good ones. He's not helping us at all. You're not helping our cause sir. So, uh, he finally finds his registration, I believe. That's exciting. You can tell my cost registered. Go home. Go home. You don't have your registration with you? I have my registration with me.

Okay, can I please have it so you're supposed to provide it? Bluff box. There it is in the glove box. That's where you put it. Yeah. You're a fucking bitch. That's what you are. There it is.

Jesus. That's, I have a feeling here, just watching this guy in the way he's acting. Yeah. He's not so much mad at the police officer. There's something else going on. of his life that's getting him very upset that's the old i think he's taking you have a current one sir you can tell if i'm registered you know what do you have do you have the current one sir okay so you're telling me you don't have your current one you're not going one you're not

going to look for the one more time i can't find it he's a treat so uh let's keep going car let's keep go this is fun i don't understand what he thinks he's going to accomplish by acting in this manner are we at number nine right now yes okay good so is everything good with your license sir it's not suspended for any reason so your license is not suspended okay stay in the car i'll be right back with you sir now after a short while the man sped off from the traffic stop i was found at a convenience store i had a feeling he was going to do that she leaves to go check his shit and he peels the fuck out and leaves her there no she still has his license though right didn't she grab the license i don't know okay i don't know she still had or not but he just laughed he felt comfortable enough to leave

and uh i call this clip big mistake okay you're gonna love this there's this piece of shit kea he's driving a key reason why i'm moved hold on i i haven't oh i visit at the very end of yeah okay he's he's a powerful CEO when he drives a Kia yeah something's not adding up here you think he might be full of shit somebody doesn't compute but she just grabs this guy he wanted to get another one green tea he was all out of his green tea just out of the convenience store go back in go back five seconds and watch his drink fly out of his hand

when she grabs him okay they're coming why I move he's not gonna like that if I know anything about this guy is not gonna like There goes your big gulp, fuck face. All right. Keep going. Here's why this is going on. Number 11. Okay.

Nope. I just move because I'm sick, though. I want to go to the hospital. Don't resist me. I want to go to the hospital. I want to go to the hospital. Man, I want to put your hand behind your back. Man, I want it.

Man, I want it. I'm sick. Now. Ma'am, I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick.

Put your hand behind your back. I'll put it behind my back. He is not good at following instructions. He's really bad at it. He cannot handle anyone telling him what to fucking do. No, he does not like it. He does not like it at all. Can you believe the fucking balls on this dude, though?

He's just an idiot. He's such an idiot. I mean, if you're, I see this power move out of the guy in the Lincoln, like we established. Sure. Not the guy in the fucking key. Right. So there's this thing, and I'm going to butcher this. But my buddy Doug talks about it with Patrick Michael.

this authority defiance disorder or something like that where it's just like you can't they cannot accept that you can tell them what to do yeah this guy definitely has that going on because he's not cooperating with the easiest of you know requests from this woman so when I was in high school I had a friend who actually was diagnosed with that okay and he is a complete fuck up yeah he is not going to go well for you but they called it I believe it was a oppositional defiance disorder that's what it is yes and they

would say anything he would fucking argue all goddamn day long and if there's nothing in it for them like you're not helping yourself in any way like this guy's not making his day go better and with the way it has to be a sickness if you can't learn from it you know what i mean yeah but all right let's keep going to so um he needs his medicine car let's find out what's going on oh my god you're going to be in trouble i'm going to sue you for everything you got you can't do that Why do people think they can do that? Oh, I didn't pull over here so I'd get the medicine. I need medicine, ma'am.

Oh, man, you're in trouble. You're in trouble. I need medicine. Take me to the hospital. Take me to the hospital. You're going to stop. You know, here's what I would have done. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

I would be more specific. Yeah. I need medicine. Sounds very generic. Like you just made that up. They come up with a specific thing that you need. We're going to get there. Okay.

We're going to get there. I like this next clip. This is how they kill people, Carl. Oh, boy. There's something wrong with her. She's brutal. She's brutal. She's brutal.

She's brutal. They kill people this way. Man, I'm a CEO. Oh, my God. She's checking my pockets. Do you take any money on my wallet? You don't? You think that would...

You think that's what she's... The Jew and him just came out. I know exactly how many corners to run. Wow. She's brutal. This is how they kill people. Yeah. Don't take my money.

Don't take my money. He's delusional. Carl, I was lied. He does try to negotiate a little bit here. There's a little negotiation that happens here. Hold on. I want another sheriff here. Have a seat.

Have a seat. Have a seat. Have a seat. You're telling me. Sit down. Put your feet in now. I can't. Put your feet in.

Ma'am. Now. I want to see another sheriff. That's what I want to see. I want to see another sheriff. I will put it in, but I want to see now. Why does anyone think that that's how this works? Can I work with a different customer service rep, please?

I don't think you and I are getting a walk out. He is a second away from I would like to speak to your supervisor. Yeah. He's one step away. See another sheriff? I have my right. I have my rights. Can't you answer me?

Now. Why would you think you'd have a right to waste everyone's time? That's not a right in the shirt entitled asshole. That's not in the Constitution. That if you don't like the first cop that's arresting you, you get to see a second cop to arrest you. I need a second opinion on this traffic stop. Is this another resisting charge, sir?

Then get your butt in the car now. You're hurting me. I'm not. Get in the car. I am so sick. You can't imagine. I'm going to hospital. Get in the car.

I'm going to the hospital. No. Can I see another sheriff? Can I see another sheriff? Can I see another sheriff? Put your feet in. I'm sure she would love to have another person take this responsibility off of her plate right now. I'm sure she would love for body camps not to be a thing right now too.

Oh God, yes. But he's not getting it. She's not getting it. So they end up calling more sheriffs here. Check this out. Okay. Next one. Call the head sheriff.

Three. Call the head sheriff. Pull the head, Jeff! Who was he yelling, too? Please! Pull the head, Jack! I'm sick! Bullshit.

What can you find out? How sick I am. Oh, man, I must have put those in the wrong order. I'm sorry. Yeah. So, number 15, going to have you fired. Here we go. What is wrong with you?

I've heard everything that you've said, sir. You want to bet? They're going to check my records right now, and I'm going to have you fired. I swear to die. I'm going to have you fired. He drove away from traffic down, sir. Is this not a hospital? I want to speak to sheriff.

Not going to happen, sir. On the way, I want to go to the hospital. We're going to the hospital. He keeps saying we're going to. Like, he's demanding everything. So this is another officer at the scene. I may have messed up the order. Yeah, there's two 15s right here.

Yeah, I may mess up. Smell the booze is good. I want to go to the hospital. I want to go to the hospital. You're quicker. I want to go to that. Yeah, sorry about that, guys. That's my fault.

So number 16, he's at the, he's at there, and he's being a real charmer to everybody. Oh, good. The CEO, we're going to have a nurse come out. Okay. She can arrest me. Please. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you so much, sweetie. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm going at the heat stroke. Did you? She said, don't call me, sweetie. Yeah. It's not going to work.

I can't turn on the charm now. It's too late for that. So they do give him a breathalyzer, and we're going to be shocked here. Okay, let's see what's going on. Your first breast sample is 0.028. I had a Tito's last night. Okay, listen, and then your second breast sample is 0.028. So it is under the legal limit.

I had Cheetos last night. Okay. One Tito's last night. Okay, last night. Carl, thank you. Do you have any questions? I would like to do. So he wasn't even drunk. He was actually like that.

He's for resisting arrest without violence. That was my point. He wasn't even drug. The whole time. He was wasted or something. Nope, you can kill that. Do police just always say they smell alcohol? I don't know.

I bet you they probably do smell it. Yeah. Because he's probably, I mean, he looks dirty as shit and he's in a Kia. He doesn't look like the CEO of a company. Yeah. Even a part-time CEO. There's a lot of part-time CEOs out there. You're a doctor-client, huh?

Yeah, you're a doctor-client. Yeah, you're going to see your doctor. What about company he's running? I love to know that. Into the ground one, I imagine. You know what, Minnie? I just decided. Yeah.

I'm the CEO who are these podcasts. I just decided that. I just made myself the CEO. Congratulations, Farrell. Thank you. Next time I get pulled over? I'm sorry, sir. Maybe you don't know this about me.

I'm a CEO. I don't know if you're aware of this, but I am the acting chairman of the board of these podcasts. So that means tie out Rake you. Sounds good. Yeah. And producer Chris and Andy and I are going to hold a vote this week.

Uh-oh. So I'm going to be ousted as the CEO? You just might be. Fuck. You just might be. That was short lead, but it was fun while last year. It was glorious. All right.

What a show, Carl. What a fun time. And I want to thank everyone for tuning in to our special edition of the creep-off today. Did we have a vote from last week or what happened? So two weeks ago, I won. Okay. It is four to three. Next week, we're to be going back into the contest.

And I will be on GamePoint. Okay. Labrne Mystic, two bucks, says Carl's top cam is Hulk's theme. Who is Vinnie's? Oh, yeah, we got to make a Vinny Cop Cam theme. Anybody wants to be creative. I'm all ears. Do you have another wrestler guy that you like that has a song that you enjoy?

There's lots of them. I know. I'm sure there is. So many. I go into my iTunes playlist right now. It's probably all wrestling songs. They're not. Rick you 3225 bucks says this department is wild

It's just a cop cam Watching Be smashing heads for the man To do a little dusty roads I don't know I think that went through it did you This department is wild If I go 10 minutes without speaking on the radio dispatch Is doing a welfare check

Especially if I have someone detained Oh we have a police officer watching Is that true? I can imagine Rick U 3220 I'm going to start treating with more respect yeah you were talking a lot of shit about I was and I love recu 3220 stop that's not what you said don't even lie

Rocco RB 2000 D2 bucks says cop sounds like Kip dynamites oh yeah that that simp cop I'd been arrested hot chicks all day long You're just jealous You're just jealous Very good All right Vinny we have any housekeeping

Anything else we need to talk about I emailed you a couple of pictures of something I wanted to show everybody Did you get that email? I mean luck Yeah I sent you another email Oh, there's three different emails I have to find for this freaking show prep. DabbleCon is coming up very soon, folks.

It is, yes. It is coming up soon. People should get their tickets for that. And I decided to have a little bit of fun because I never get to have fun in this world anymore. I'm all hanging out to creep off to it subredded surfing and shit like that. And I decided I wanted to have some fun. And I made the DabbleCon 2 logo. And I decided to make a cool little T-shirt.

Oh, I did see this. Okay. Yeah. I didn't realize we were showing that on the on the show did you okay so let me just tell everyone what I have to deal with with Vinny okay not only does he send me over all the things I'm supposed to know to have I said from two different emails it's from two different emails I'm sorry I have to search and find out which fucking email okay here it is there it is all right so show the front let's show everybody in the front let me download it's

let me download it get yourself this lovely tablecon two shirt where do the proceeds go for this who uh Who approved you being the official DabbleCon merch developer? I'm not the official merch developer. I'm just having these t-shirts available for anyone who wants to buy them. They'll be waiting for you at DabbleCon. You'll be able to order them. So I wanted to show you the first.

I wanted to reveal that part. Oh, I don't know why. You really fucked it up, buddy. You really fucked it up. Sorry. You could get the number one dad shirt. That is a sweet shirt. It's high for DabbleCon.

I didn't realize there were two different images. That's what I fucked up. So I said the front of the shirt. All right. all right i thought i thought it was just going to scroll scroll i didn't realize it was two totally different images so the first one so the front of the shirt is going to be uh just the dabblecon two logo very innocuous on the back it has this caricature of i believe it's dan deirdorf NFL legend dan dear dorf okay yeah yeah i wasn't sure which dabbler that was on there that's

Dan Deerdorf and the Dan Deerdorf on the back was designed by the great Troy Smith. Troy's the best. So we're going to have these available for pre-order this week. Keep an eye out. I'll tweet it out and you could order them. And when you come to the Carlson for Davilcon, they'll be right there for you to pick up. Excellent. I got to tell you, I don't know if Dabelcon is going to be like this, but when I went to the

No Effects show on Friday night, I could not get to the merch table. The line wrapped around. It was like an Iron Maiden show or something. It was nuts. Yeah. The one thing I will tell you guys, these are, you know, if you want one, order it because I'm not getting a ton of them made up. So they're all pre-orders. They'll all be waiting for you. Oh, okay. They're not going to have them for sale at the show. You're going to be, you're going to order them in advance. We're going to have them. I believe we're going to cut off the sale around August 2nd just to make sure we have enough time because I'm not played around. I hope that's enough time. They're not key chains, Carl. I hope that's enough time. They're not key chains. I saw who's your favorite person.

printing these so i hope that's enough time all right so i'll promote that on wtp as well you're getting a cut thank you i'll promote these yeah yeah yeah that's great i like those it's gonna be a lot of fun i want one i'll get you one i'll wear one of those we'll have you one we should send s j one that's a good idea of duch of the dabblerc do you think you like stan direndorff i bet he would wear that shirt i bet he would wear that it's like yeah finder the recognizing yeah what i'm all about you're number one eachie bond number one all right that's the creep off this week thanks for support us if you want to watch our bonus episode for Friday, become a member. Find us on Patreon. And you could find all the links for that at

the creepoff.com. Yes. And another super chat just came in from Australia. Asrp. Do young kids run away in horror from the guy in the red cap or does he just kidnap them? I believe he's referring to you, Vinnie Paul. We know. Oh, they try to run. They try to run, but now Vinny's too fast. Now he catches up. They call him five cable luster. The five cableuster. Five kids. Oh, yuck. The K stands for Kinda. Hey, Vinnie.

Yo. I feel like it's nice to be important. But it is more important to be nice. Gagia. Thank you.