The Creep Off - Episode 222: Reverse Mr. Hands

Episode Date: July 22, 2024

This week Karl & Vinnie climb down in the gutter and make their nominations for the biggest creep in the bowling alley: In Karl’s cop cam we watch a drunk woman ruin the reputation of the Irish: In the Scum Parade, we meet an amateur shower videographer, a heartbroken patriotic Russian man and a man who loves his mother The score is currently Vinnie 3 - Karl 2, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Petsitter Caught Watching More Than the Dog After Installing Hidden Camera • Coral Springs TalkEvanston Horse Molester Gets Maximum Sentence… | Cowboy State DailyBoyfriend nails his girlfriend to a wooden plank in 'crucifixion' before setting her on fire leaving her with horrific injuries 'for ending their relationship' | Daily Mail OnlineMother and son arrested, charged with incest (kait8.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

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Welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny and joining me as always. It's my favorite foil, hot cucka-c-c-c-c-carl. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Good to see. You're going to be back at the comedy at the Carls and Studios. It's nice to, well, you're here.

How's your networking for us over here? So far, so good, pal. Yeah, all right. This is exciting. Fiber. Yes. Lots of fiber. And the diet and the walls

It's everywhere, Carl So folks, welcome to another episode of The Creepoff Today, Carl and I are going to go head to head I'm on Game Point, Carl's too behind me Because he's bad at this game And we got a fun category coming up We're going to do the biggest creeps in the bowling alley, Carl Yeah, how'd you come up with that?

I was sitting at breakfast with my buddy yesterday And I said, I've been looking for bikers And I've been looking for bikers And I haven't really seen anything super crazy A lot of drugs, a lot of stuff like that Sure. Which is shocking. Gang violence.

Yeah, but nothing that really stood out creep off wise. So I said, give me an idea for a category. And he went bowling alleys for the creepiest people I've ever seen are. That's funny. I would have thought of that. That's a good call. Top of his head. And I went, I got to text that to Carl.

I got to text that to Carl. That's a win. So I'm happy to be here with you folks today. And I got to tell you, Carl, it's a holiday. It is. It's Super Chat Monday. Happy Super Chat Monday, Benny. In fact, Carl, not only are you and I celebrating, people are celebrating already.

Chris Primer is celebrating. Very nice. $10 from Chris says last night I came downstairs and found John passed out his underwear inside of my hot tub. Beer cans all over the lawn and a dump in my toilet. When I confronted him, he tried to burn my house down. Jesus Christ. Which, John, are we talking about here? Is that someone I know?

If it's Melendez, you're lucky he used the toilet for that dump. That's a good point. he has a thing about shit that sounds like a bad a bad thing to come downstairs to I'm sorry to hear that Chris you know what he says for another two bucks

I have the photoshop he has the photoshop there's all the proof I need or if you have two buddies who do also say that they saw that yeah that's all the proof I need it doesn't matter when they say it as long as they say it if Robert Myers saw it happen and dirty deeds

Leo gun that's all I need to know I heard his publisher saw it too And the publisher, sure, the publisher that ripped him off and sent him his book, the non-proof red version of his book to the printers. All right. These are good people. Look who else is jumping in on this? Red Jared C. Thanks for the 15 bucks.

Oh, very nice. 15. I swear I don't normally rally this fast, but you two are just so good at what you do. Yeah, it's right. Let's get the rally goes. Hit the goal today, people. I was getting reports from my buddy Rocco that apparently Aaron's changing the rules on us now. they did an overdrive.

Oh, headbutts are allowed? They did it overtime, whatever it's called, without even getting within 50 of the goal. So now he's just changing the rules on it. It's hard to keep up what's going on. Listen, man, people didn't want to pay for more. Don't give it to him for free, Aaron. That's my advice.

I would give him advice, but he wouldn't take it, that's for sure. That's true. All right. Hey, look at this. Gonzo, member for 11 months, says, Ray DeVito killed my mom on I-80 back in 1990. I missed my mom, but watching this help. soothe the pain of growing up without her.

Damn. Dude, Ray's out of control. Monster. He really is a monster. I'm sorry about that, Gonso. Rocko or B-2002. Thanks for the five bucks. Well, well, well, look at what we got.

A content thief. Is that huge car? He's talking about me, yes. You know, I played John's song that he had copyrighted. And then John struck my video down. And I put in a counter notification. And I don't know why, but YouTube's just like, nope really weird i've done this before and it's always like okay balls in john's court

youtube just jumped in and went we don't want to deal with this freaking melendez guy let's just keep the video down so that means um they don't do that that's weird it's very weird but that means it's time to start a rumble i got to start my rumble channel now for who are these podcasts because i don't want to deal with fucking youtube they suck they do suck they heard us we're on they're on them right now we're in the beast it's true trying to fight the beast. Like, we are a, uh, a fucking antibiotic in the bloodstream trying to fucking kill the infection that is YouTube. I also got paid by YouTube today. I shouldn't be that upset, I guess. Just because one video got taken down. Probably at the end of the

world. Good point. Yeah. We were, maybe we were a little too dramatic. Yeah, yeah. You know what YouTube? You're cool. You're good people. We love you. Just fucking around, buddy. See you next month on the 21st. Yep. So, Carl, do I know, uh, I'm winning right now. I won the last So that means I go first, right? That is what that means, yes. So once you ring the bow and let's get this game started. Now, folks, I've been accused of going long before on these, but today will not be a problem. Okay.

I want to introduce you to my creep. His name is Stephen Rodriguez. Now, back in 2006, Stephen was 19 years old, and he was a dirtbag who loved to hang out at his local bowling alley, Carl. You've seen those, right? Local bowling alleys, yes. Well, the dirtbags that hang out. No, I know. You know, what is it about the bowling alley that attracts these types of people?

I'll tell exactly what it is. This kid's 19 years old. He can't go to a bar. Oh, but they do have alcohol there. And it's kind of got the same vibe. It's a place he can go and socialize. Exactly. There's no hot chicks there, but whatever.

Yeah, I'm still cool. I'm at the bowling alley. This kid loved that fucking bowling alley, all right? Now, here we go. He met our victim, a 21-year-old disabled gentleman, mentally disabled gentleman at this about five years before this in 2006

when he was 14 years old in a mental institution where he was in a mental institution he was 14. He was a troubled young man and apparently this other gentleman was there for other reasons but they were in similar groups and stuff and they had a lot of problems so they had some type of mentally ill

versus mentally challenged turf war in the tar. I thought you're going to say kickball tournament I've been more fun That would have been fun Well imagine Stephen's dismay Carl When this kid This mentally challenged kid We'll call him Cardiff

Okay Got a job working as the janitor At the bowling alley that he loves Oh no Now this kid's two years older than him He's 19 And he hangs out his best friend As a 17 year old named Mike Lunsword

Who he hangs out with all the time At the fucking bowling alley I'm getting lost in all these people I keep going I'm sorry I'm gonna make it simple Yeah I'm just gonna go ahead

say this. When you hire someone with special needs as an employee, I generally speaking think you get two types of workers, Carl. You get the one who, their job is their entire life. They just want to do a good job. They're all smiles. They're there with bells on. They're there every day for work. They're productive member of society and they're excited about it. They're the ones businesses put up front so they can look like they're good people while paying a minimum wage and exploiting all the tax credits. I've been put up front of businesses before. Yep, I know.

We put you on the poster for this. Now, that there's the other kind that you could hire, right? Where, like, if you put him in the bowling alley and you ask him for a pair of shoes, he hands you a hot dog bun. Like, there's that one? Yep. Yep.

They fight it with the women's bowling shoes at his mouth and shit. This guy is number one. Oh, okay. I was going to say, which was more fun to have around? I think it's the one that had you the hot dog bun. Agreed, and it's a bowling alley. That's the place for him. But they hired her number one.

And this guy is super conscientious about his job. He's working as the janitor there. But there's one problem. Stephen, this 19-year-old piece of shit, just hates this guy and does everything he can to fuck with him. He makes giant messes. He breaks shit in the bathroom, so this guy has to fix it. He's generally doing this to impress his 17-year-old little stupid sidekick Mike who hangs out with him. And, you know, Mike thought he was cool because he was hanging out with an older kid.

But they were just a couple of losers in a bowling alley. So what would you do if you found out that Cardiff snitched on you for making all those messes and picking on him and calling him names while he was trying to work? In the boxing ring. In the boxing ring. Well, he did snitch and he was the manager threatened to kick Stephen out of the bowling alley. So he was very, very upset. And October 16th of 2006, old Cardiff was cleaning the bathrooms, probably wearing a minor league baseball team's hat. And, uh, oh, hello.

Yeah. Oh, hello. Uh, he's using a plumber snake to unclog a toilet when Stephen and Mike enter the bath. Uh-uh. Michael and Stephen grab him and Michael holds him down over the disgusting clog toilet and shoves his face into the shitty water. Yeah. And they're like drowning him in the toilet when Stephen comes up with a better idea. What he does is he pulls down Cardiff's pants and picks up that.

plumbing snake that he was just using to clear out the toilet. No, no, no, no, no. And not only did he force the plumbing snake up the asshole of this kid, he started fucking spinning it. Oh, boy. Like he was cranking a Model T. Wow. So I'm guessing things got bloody. Carl?

That's not where corkscrews go. The people in the bowling alley thought they heard a tornado siren. the noise this guy was making. The cops said this looked like a human exploded in this stall. There's blood and shit everywhere. Do I have to clean it up? I don't want to clean this up, Vinny.

I thought you were a good volunteer. I don't want to clean. Is there a t-shirt in it? Can I get a t-shirt? Can I get a t-shirt? Yes. So this kid almost ends up dying. He's in the hospital for quite a while.

And Stephen Rodriguez ends up being obviously convicted. He ended up pleading guilty and he was sentenced to 20 years for attempted predatory sexual assault, which is not a fun thing to have, but you're not trying to bang the, you know, the guy,

you just are trying to shove things in his ass, right? Yeah, to get back at him for, you know, getting you in trouble, for being a tattletail. Is Cardiff okay? Well,

can I just say this real quick? Yeah, go on. Michael, his little buddy who held him down, got 16 years. Okay. Or Stephen got 20. Not a good prank, guys. Not a good prank.

No, Victim's mother did not disclose her name in order to protect her son's anonymity. She says he no longer works at the bowling alley, but has a new job, which she wouldn't tell anybody what it was. She said he's, quote, very happy. Quote, I think he has more quickly than all of the rest of us, put it behind him, and he's moving forward. There is something about being a simple guy. Having a study disposition all the time. That's good.

So he survived it. He's okay. And he's living his best life. I mean, he's not sitting down at his new job. Understood. So, ladies and gentlemen, the 19-year-old dirtbag who's going to fucking rape a slow person with a toilet snake, that's my creep this week. All right. Well, my creep is also hanging out at a bowling alley, and in fact, he worked there.

David Clark, we're over in Mary Old England, and David Clark was working at this bowling alley with his girlfriend. Now, the problem here is that the girlfriend broke up with him. and started dating a new guy. Uh-oh. Yeah, he didn't like that. He still liked the girl. Do you want to pull up my photos? We can get a sense of my creep here.

I would love to do that for him. So, you know, some guys don't handle rejection all that well. And they might act in ways that they probably regret. Oh, God. Afterwards. This dude's like an extra as a fucking Russian mafia guy and like everything I've ever seen. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Like that's the guy that when he enters the room, you've done.

fucked up boy you know things are not going to go well for you once he enters the room yeah i can't take care for this gentleman all right so this is uh david clark he walks into the bowling alley where he works he's not working that day he's just there to a hang out comes up to the bar has a couple drinks he also had with him a sawn off shotgun knives and a samurai sword he demanded to see his ex-girlfriend this is about two 30 afternoon in october of 2017 and he demands to see his ex-girlfriend. And they're like, well, she's not working today. And, like, he knows the people who worked there.

So he pulls out the gun. He pulls out the samurai sword. What does he think he has? Snake eyes? Horrified customers, including children's young as five, are running for their safety. He put the shotgun to the back of a guy's head and told him, if you don't go, you're not going to see tomorrow. He also told his friend who worked there at the bar, Josh, that he was, would decapitate his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend if he showed up.

That's why he has the samurai sword to take some heads off. Witnesses described families running away screaming as Clark shouted, Game over! And threatened victims by holding a two-foot-long knife to their throats. Jesus Christ. Clark's forward girlfriend was not working at the time. But he took two members of staff, aged 17 and 24, hostages for more than four hours. So everyone clears out of this.

This lunatic with a sound-off shotgun, everyone clears out. And he goes, you two, you're with. Me? You mean them over there, right? So he's holding, so a 17-year-old and 24-year-old, he's holding the gun up to the hostages while running out of the bowling alley destroying everything. He's just having a good old time, just breaking everything in the bowling alleys. It's pretty upset. He seems like he's not having a great day. All right.

So then he bends the teenager over a pool table and threatens to cut his arm off, the 17-year-old hostage. Negotiators were in contact with Clark throughout the incident, but armed police moved in after mistakenly hearing a nearby firework and thinking that it was a shot. So then they were like, roll in, roll in. So the cops will come in.

And this guy's idea was to... I can't imagine it was good. Suicide by cop with these two guys as human shields. That was kind of his plan for this. Fortunately, he's an idiot. And so the police were able to get the hostages

out and arrest him. He pleaded guilty to two counts of false imprisonment, possessing a prohibited firearm with intent to cause fear of violence and possessing a samurai sword and a knife. He was set to sue 12 years in prison for this. That's it? Well, hold on, many. I have an update.

Because his sentence was cut to 10 years after the court of appeal judge said the original sentence was excessive. What? I know. This fucking guy comes in with a sought-off shotgun. terrorizes everyone, threatens people's lives, holds those people hostage for over four hours. They think they're going to die the whole time. And they're like, 12 years is too much.

How about 10? Fucking, these courts, man. It's nuts. My kid got 20 years for snaking out of kids' colon. And rightfully so. Yeah. And rightfully so. A sweet, simple young man.

His buddy Josh told the court that David Clark's mission that day was to go down in a blaze of glory. did not happen for him. That is my creep vote at the creepoff.com for who you thought brought the biggest creep at the bowling alley this week. Please do that. And obviously remember folks, if you vote for Vinny, Carl's going to spinny. Right. And also remember, I didn't bring any video clips.

I didn't play other podcasts explaining what happened. I didn't show a news report of what happened. I'm sorry, what was that Shane M 1980? 1980. Vinnie wins easily. Oh, stop it with that. One fucking person. Come on. That's ridiculous.

The wired Christian says Vinny just wins the Tard vote. So there it is. That's right. Tards vote for Vinny. That is correct. All the cool people vote for Carl. Oh, Carl. What a fun little round we have here.

I know. Boliathes are interesting places. We've got to find more like locations where creepy things happen. Yeah. Like public parks? Public parks, post offices, libraries. I bet you a lot of shit. I bet you're a lot of shit.

Oh, I bet there's some fun shit going out of libraries. It's mostly just homeless people shitting in there and jerking off, right? I would imagine. Yeah. All right. Well, I mean, who else would be in there? The internet exists. A librarian maybe? I don't know. I haven't been in a library in years. I have no idea. We do have, before we get into Carl's cop cam, I did see one super chat come in. We don't want to miss that. Celebrating Super Chat. Monday with us is Joseph Collins, five bucks. The video is uploading. Carl, you hit a grand slam. Amazing hot sauce. Fuck yeah, buddy, congrats. Thank you very much for that.

I was enjoying the hot sauce over the weekend. I got some chicken kebabs on the grill, and the hot sauce was perfect for that. So thank you for purchasing that. Silk City hotsauceauce.com promo code WATP, 15% off your order. You can get your very own Rochester hot sauce. If you would like 20% off, use the promo code creep off. And Cardiff gets you 25%.

Fucking. Someday Cardiff is going to be a promo code on every. website. Mechanical ape, two bucks says, have fun spinning, Carl. Winnie effin' winnie. Yeah, I think you meant Vinny F and Winnie. But you know what, guys? It was close enough.

That's not how you celebrate Super Chat Monday. I understand the spirit of it. That's not how you celebrate Mechanical Ape. That's how I do it. You're doing it wrong. Carl, I'm so excited for a cop cab. We watched a couple of them on our last bonus episode. And we watched one that was so fucking haunting.

If you haven't seen it yet. Buffalo, New York. weeks ago a guy driving with his six-year-old nephew in the front seat on his birthday yikes kid kid got his phone back though so that's good kids fine kids's okay kids got his phone driver not so much he's fine he's got a lot of explain to do when he gets home oh boy so carl i think that it's time for your cop cam right let's do it so let's hit some music for you i can't wait to see car's cop cam fight with the cops for no reason Will you please show me cause cop can

Lose all your rights Ruin your life Yeah, is your wife okay? Sorry Jeff Spangler set this one in for us And it starts off So there's an Irish family living in America And they have a 10 year old daughter

the daughter was picked up by her mom from school and she drove over the curb when she picked up her daughter was driving very erratically and the you know how it is like when you have the PTA moms you know how it is when you have the pickup area for the school yeah there's all the different people out there and making sure the kids are safe so they're all like

whoa whoa whoa you okay what's going on and she just sped home so they call the police are like I don't know what's going on with this woman our name is Carolyn. Something seems like it's up. We're worried about it. So the police come to Carolyn's front door and talk to her cuck husband here in our first scene.

So that's a wonderful way to set this up. Yeah, is her wife okay? Yeah, she's a migraine. Really bad migraine. Okay. She's sleeping, yeah. Okay. Can I talk to her or do you mind waking her up?

Yeah, well, she, would you get some? She took medication. Okay. She took a couple of tablets. Okay. Yeah, so off of her to let her sleep, you know? Could you wake her up for me? I just want to talk to her.

Let me try you. I'm sorry. Okay. Let me see. So you could tell he does not want to have to disturb his wife. That's the first thing I'm seeing here is just like, well, do I have to go get her? Because I'd much rather not because she's got a migraine, and that's not a good time to talk to her. I have a feeling that she doesn't like getting woken up.

Yeah, I have a feeling that, too, because what happens is I cut all this out. But the cop comes in the house. He goes upstairs. comes back downstairs, I'm sorry. She's sleeping. She just took some medication. Well, you got to wake her up because I need to talk to her. Okay, goes back upstairs, comes back down again.

Yeah, I'm sorry. She's not getting up. He's like, no, no, no, no, you have to wake her up. I need to talk to her. And, like, the third time he comes down and he goes, I heard you two talking up there. I know she's awake. You got to tell her she's got to come down here. So what's going on upstairs?

She's like, I'm not talking to police. He's fucking better be in the bathroom gargling Listerine. Yeah, that would be a smart move, I would imagine. Now the wife comes down and watch the way she stumbles down the stairs. This is fun. She's to make her entrance, is she? Hello. Hello.

How are you? I wonder why you're here. Well, the school called us. For what? They were very concerned with you picking up your daughter today. Okay. So you drove up onto the curb. you didn't talk to them or anything

there's something going on today why would you be driving like that I didn't I didn't did not drive up into the curb okay so I've no idea oh boy

that husband's body language you can tell he's like trying to protect her but also she wears the pants so he's not really sure what to do he just knows that if she gets in trouble that it's all going to be taken out on him oh he's just thinking insurance rates insurance rates

oh that maybe that too that's very possible okay so the police officer is noticing that she's not quite right now you heard him say you know she just took some medication for her migraine and she's laying down so maybe that's why

she's off balance here let's see let's see is there a reason why you're so stumbling or I'm what excuse me just stumbling around I'm stumbling How did I stumble? You're just very off-balanced, it seems like.

Oh, I'm not off-balance. Excuse me, I know, but you're asking me that I'm off-balance. I'm not off-balance. Okay, so let's get a straight. I'm not off-balance. Okay, but I'm not off-balance. So, get it straight. Okay, you're not off-balanced.

Okay, no, I'm not off-balance. I think she's off-balance, Carl. I think she might be off-balance. Also, notice. what the husband is doing here, he's getting in between her and the police officer. I think that he's worried she's going to get physical. She probably gets physical with him, would be my guess. He's just like, yeah, you can do that with me, but the police probably don't take kindly to it.

I can see this happening. His body language is trying to de-escalate. Yes, correct. He's like, oh, boy, she should not be talking to any law enforcement right now. She's not in any mood for that. And the police wanted to, like, why is she so upset? Like, all they've done is said, you know, the screen. contacted us they're worried about your daughter want to make sure she got home okay the way you

were driving and she really escalates this because they're being very calm with this conversation here we go why so upset so what's the so what's the so what's i mean well i'm gonna i have some of my partners coming here right now we're going to investigate what's going to excuse me Because all the scenes when you're... I know, but she's not doing it out of the wrong. Yeah. What is that? Yeah, it's not family.

I'm gonna cause a scene for my daughter, you mean? We're not causing a scene? Oh no, I know, I'm not saying. I just... You are causing a scene. No, no, not. You are. You are.

You are. I mean, why you have to call other... Yeah. Separately. Oh. I just realized he's, uh, he's, he's crazy. You're pathetic. I'm a posy.

We're so pathetic. I just realized he's, uh, he's Jerry from, uh, he might be Jerry. Yeah, you can tell he's like really afraid. And the way that there's another 10 year old's there and she's crying, she's getting upset. Like you can tell they go through this kind of thing with mom a lot. They're like, oh, fuck. What's mom getting up to you? this time. I feel like this woman is just waiting to throw. She's waiting for this cop

to do something so she could lose her mind. She's keeping calm, but she also looks like she's fuming behind those eyes. Yes. All right. You're picking up on that. That's very astute of you, sir. Because after this, I pulled a lot of this out. She starts complaining about America. She's like, that's the problem with you Americans and this country. You can never get anything done right. And it's just like, what the fuck is going on right now? It's nothing to do with anything so now the police officer's going to ask because the father's the husband said she took some medication right so the police officer's going to ask like maybe you're on medication that's why you're acting like this is that what the deal she did not like that question oh i bet when you

walk down the stairs you almost fell down i did not fall down i'm not a fucking i'm not calling you Just breathe. Take a deep breath. She's okay. I can't. I can't. I can believe this. Okay. Do you take medications or anything?

Oh, I'm in medications now. I said, do you take medication? No, don't. I take medication. Okay. Okay. Hey, get a medical history from her. Take...

Medications. Okay, that's fine. You have a f***ing. That's all you are. I'm sorry that you think I'm a yank. Yeah, you're a yank. Yank, you're right. I'm sorry.

Oh. They should have got their story straight when they were upstairs. Like, hey, I told the officer you took some medication. So maybe act like you're on medications. And that's why you're acting like this? Could you maybe act like your head hurts a little bit too? Yeah. That would be good.

That would be helpful. You're not really giving off the vibe of I'm in pain, I'm hurting. You're giving off more of I'm going to hurt people in cause pain vibe. Yes. I would agree. with that. She's she gets stuck on these words.

Like you'll notice like he said medication. Medication, medication, uh, medication. This happens a lot. She gets into these loops. I don't know what that is. I feel like that's one of those old stigma things. Like back in the day.

It's like, oh, you're on medication. Okay, you think she just, well, she does it with a lot of different things, though. Oh, well. All right. So now she might just be, you know, off balance. She's off balance, for sure. My next clip, they're trying to explain.

that the school called them and that's why they're there okay what happened another officer told you the school called us why for what reason I'm the idea

you were driving they were worried about you they want to make some got I did nothing wrong that's just what they told us we're not saying we did anything that's all I know is that you supposedly were

Jesus Christ Hold on. Stay here. Stay here. Let me talk. Oh, yeah. Send down. You can sit back from me. Oh, okay. That's the last time I don't give a fuck. Wow, that's a critical error right there. She just assaulted the police officer. Bad move. Bad move. That's not going to go well. Wow. Yeah. She's very upset about something. I can't tell what it is. She's very upset. Something's going on. So then she's acting like a brat. Wouldn't you agree with me?

She's like throwing a temper tantrum. So they kind of act like, you know, you're kind of being childish. And she latches out to that, just like the medication thing. She gets very upset about that. Okay, let's see what happens. Well, is he a fucking child? Are you a child? You want to go to jail for that?

Are you a child? Are you a child? Oh, I'm not a child. Are you a child? You're acting like a child. Are you a child? I did nothing to you. You just pushed me.

I pushed you because get off my. are you a child no are you why are you acting like a child i'm irish i'm irish we don't you are not irish because you're irish this wouldn't happen yeah there's no such thing is irish on irish crime that's correct there's no way they all love each other yes there's no way that he's irish now the funniest thing that happens in this video is about to happen because you know she's off the boat vini and a lot of the europeans they come to the u.s and people like me walk around saying I'm German and you say you're Italian like no you're not you're

fucking American stop it with that horse shit and she takes offense to the fact the police officer says no actually I'm I'm Irish as well and she has a message for him here oh good but you're not Irish so don't come up to me St. Padisier which are little

my green shirt don't come up to me St. Patrick's say don't never come up to Don't ever come up to me, St. Patrick's State. No, what he's there? Yeah. Don't ever.

You. Don't ever come up to me, St. Patrick's Day. Hey, Vinny. Yeah. You see me at October Fest? You turn around, you walk the fuck away, buddy. No problem. You don't come up to me on October Fest.

You don't come to me with your leader hosing on October Fest, with your Bratworth. Don't even come by me with that shit. What about with my tuba? Nope. That is how you walk around October. Don't remember. Boom, boom, boom, boom. How ridiculous.

This is the funniest thing. This other cop keeps a straight face turned that. I would not have been able to do that. I have to assume that most Irish people are really annoyed with the way Americans celebrate St. Patrick's Day. And that's also one of those things that just this drug woman reached into her fucking quiver of spite to pull out and throw in their faces. Maybe. I got very confused by that whole thing.

And, you know, at a certain point. the other cops, like, okay, what are we talking about here? Why do we care about Irish and, okay, he's not Irish, whatever. Like, what's going on with you? What's your problem? So now reinforcements show up and this cop that got pushed that she's been really sea wordy to, he's decided, you know what, let's just have her arrested. I think it's time.

Yeah. Let's pull the fly. You don't get to, you don't get to push the cops. I mean, she could potentially, if she was like, you know what, that was my bad. I fucked up. And said she's like, what are you, child? I can't push you. What are you, a little baby?

Oh, you're going to come up to me at St. Patrick's Day are you? Yeah, right. It's like, oh, big order. I'll fight you to the moon. I will. Yeah, so. She's out of her fucking mind.

The other cops show up, and it's time for the cuffs, baby. Fucking. Put the slap the cups out. I don't know what you have, but she pushed me, so I want a 95-er. You do? Yeah.

Let's do it. Good. Fine by me. Why are you in my house, get out. What happened? No, Did you just push my officer?

She did. Oh, my God. Turn around, put your hands on you. What? You're under a spattering a police officer. Told you, you can't put your hands on me. Turn around. I'm not...

Relax. What are you kidding me? I'm not kidding. Stop. Can you push her hand back further? Come on. Goodbye! Who are you?

You can't... Stop, relax. Stop. So I think he just wanted to do arrest her for being annoying. You know what I mean? It's just at the point we're just like, you know, she's so annoying. Let's just arrest her. I think she needs to learn a lesson today.

They should do that more often. They really should. I don't know why this shit goes as far as it does sometimes. They're too nice. Also, I don't know why there's now seven police officers in this woman's house. It doesn't seem like they don't need this much of a police presence for this. They just need to send in that one woman cop. She'll take care of this whole fucking thing.

Oh, and she does. Like, she's about to fucking start a problem herself. Well, Vinya, it's funny you say that. That segues nicely to my next clip because they take her out to the car on the street. Now, one thing that I know that when I'm being arrested in my house in my nice neighborhood, my suburban neighborhood, I like to make a giant scene. I want the neighbors talking about... This is America. I want the neighbors talking about this for years to come.

So I want to make sure I'm making a big scene and drawn out of touch with myself. So this woman decides, since she's making all these friends today, why not make friends with this female police officer? Oh. what you're doing to me. You showed up. This is what you're doing? You showed up your daughter. You just love me and I'm a woman.

Oh, yeah. You are, you're an ugly-looking thing. Don't you? That's you are. You're going to do this to me? You're going to do this to me. You're going to do this to me.

I have no. Fucking shoot. Back of the car lucky. Yeah, shut the fuck up. This poor family dealing with this woman. And the fact that she's calling another woman ugly is so rich. That's something else right there.

You know what? I'm going to read this from Dang Lizard because he makes a good point. You just have to be aware everyone is annoyed with Americans. It starts with calling yourself Americans, even though you're just one country of many and ends with the way you bastardize every tradition. I don't... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're maybe we call ourselves Americans?

Why? Because there's other countries in North and South America? Well... Are Brazilians Americans? I'm confused. It's interesting because we're like the United States of America. Correct. Am I supposed to, everywhere I go, go, I'm a New Yorker. I wish you wouldn't talk to anyone.

Just don't talk to anyone, Vinny, wherever you go. No one wants to hear from you. Duly noted. We should have dang with it on the show sometime. I want to talk to him about. Dang. What us Americans are doing that annoys everyone so much. Now, listen, I understand all the illegal wars that were involved in our foreign policy.

I get that part. But guys like me and Vinny who aren't involved with that sort of thing. What are we doing to piss everyone off? I'd love to know. Probably this show. Probably. all right so now we got to drive back

to the precinct many and this should be pleasant I would imagine right should be a fun little drive sure like a you're not getting your hands back you push me you push me I push you

I piss you I piss you oh I'm on the rest for pushing you let all my fucking hands or I fucking kill you I don't think saying I'll fucking kill you a good idea

to cop car this woman's out of control of it camera's in there she is out of fucking control this one so then

they get her to the precinct and she's handcuffs she wants out of the handcuffs oh you want to read this real quick I don't know

I popped it up coming from an Irish family is embarrassing she never watched the bunker hill parade from Joseph Collins

is that the parade in Boston is that what that is I don't know I don't know all right so now she wants the handcuffs off

they're like okay you can just come out of the car and we'll bring you in, we'll take her the handcuffs off. She goes, no, I'm not getting out of the car. Over and over again. She will not get out of the fucking car, Vettie. Did they try, like, bribing her with Lucky Charms?

No. They should have. Hmm. I don't know what to do here. A little brandy or something, like shake a bottle at her. Listen, now you can take your focus off him. I did not batter him. I did not bathe him.

I did not bathe him. He battered me. I never tried. Oh, I battered you. Okay. So you can take your focus on him because now you're going to hire you now. I bartered you. This is, did I bachel you?

Did I bachel you? This is. Did I bachel you? Tell me. You can't understand this conversation. Oh. Oh. You reek of alcohol. Okay.

So like, see what I mean? Like she gets in a loop. She just starts yelling over and over and over again. It's super annoying. Because that's how she wins fights with her husband. I'm sure. I'm sure it is. He just goes, fine. You're right. My bad. Okay. Can we fucking go to the mall now or whatever? Did I bad to you? Did I batter you? Okay. So the next clip is a little bit of a longer one, but another female officer comes up.

And for some reason, Carolyn likes this other female officer, but she's still very upset with this woman who they got into the flight outside of her house before they got to the precinct. All right. Let's see what happens. You don't care about me. Okay. You don't care about me. I wasn't even there. I know you want to care. So really talk to me?

Tell me what happened. Get off me. Get off me. A piece of shit. You left. He left. Get this off me. I can't do it in my life ever.

I can't do it in my life ever. This is like fucking ridiculous. I am not. Nothing that happened to me. I'll step out. You, you know what? You've nothing else due in your life, dear? Yeah, because you're a cop.

What do you have due to your life? So you're so drunk, I don't even know what you're saying. Oh, I'm not drunk. I'm not drunk. But you have nothing to you in your life, dear. Nothing. I don't know. You want to turn on me, don't you?

I don't want to turn on you. No, you do. You want to be like this, like, eh, like a, like, A high cop. We didn't want to arrest you. Oh, you didn't want to arrest me. But you took me here. You were an arrest me.

You arrested me, didn't you? So, I don't think this is just alcohol. Huh. But it could be. You know, here's the thing. Yeah. If I'm to take her at her word and she's not drunk here, I don't think I'd want to see her actually drunk. Oh, gosh.

If she's sober and this is how she acts, then she should be locked up in a mental asylum. Correct. But here's what I think. think is going on, because I've dealt with this before. I think she's currently blackout drunk. Huh. So she honestly doesn't remember picking up her daughter from school. She doesn't remember pushing the police officers at her house.

Like all of this is just like she's waking up in reality every five seconds. Like where the fuck am I now? Where the fuck are you? The fuck is all this going on? You know, you could be right. I think so because she's so fucking honest. She doesn't even know what she's arguing about now. Yeah.

This is a funny clip that I have here. the next one where she does take a liking to this other police officer for some reason. Okay. Hold out here. No, you were a bitch

because I can tell by looking at you. You're nice, but unfortunately you don't have what it takes. But you're, no, but you're a bitch. I can tell you want to,

you want to fire, don't you? You want to take me down, don't you? Sweetheart, yes, you do. You do. do because I can tell because you're

If I wanted to hurt you. No. She's lovely. She's lovely and you want to take me down. I can tell it. I can tell it. Dang Leic says she's Irish sober. Kind of like a California sober.

Right. Yeah. That makes a lot of sense. All right. Last clip on here just shows you what she was hit with. Okay. I can't wait to find out what they... Caroline was charged with felony.

Aggravated battery to an officer times two, misdemeanor, reckless driving, endangering the life of a child and resisting, obstructing an officer. In court, she pled guilty to resisting and was sentenced to a two-year probation and 40 hours of community service. Oh, my God. That's interesting. So there was no DUI or anything like that? I guess maybe because they didn't catch her in the car?

Probably so. Yeah, okay. Oh, good for her. But they did catch her for endangering the life of a child. Right, because there were witnesses that showed her driving and hitting the curb and stuff like that. Caroline was charged with felony. Sorry, my bad.

So there you have Caroline. She's fun, huh? Straight from the Emerald Isles. Oh, boy. Wow, Carl. They don't send their best here. They're not sending the best. You know what?

Speaking of not sending their best, are you ready for some voicemail? Yes, for sure. The creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse, the only city that's still voting for Joe Biden. See you in Saracus. Topical. All right.

We have a suggestion for a category. Long time call or first time listener. Let me keep it under 45 seconds. My idea was to suggest Dr. Disrespect for Scumpery, but it made me think of creepiest gamer or creepiest streamer because there's a lot of actual creeps. And if Carl does Dr. Disrespect, Vinnie can do EDP 445 and Vinnie Winnie. Thank you. Fuck you.

Bye. a bad idea. Not the worst. I think we have looked into it and it's just such a big category. I think we could probably do like a month of creepiest gamer, creepiest streamer, creepiest Twitch person. I mean, they're all fucking crazy. Yeah. And, uh, yeah, there's a lot of creepiness around young children from early YouTubers and streamers. Remember there was even that woman, I always forget her name, but there was even that woman who was like a Nickelodeon and then she had give out that apology with her ukulele she's saying an apology song yeah uh what's name amanda something i don't remember who cares carl the podcast prophet a bunch of creeps uh is

leaving us a message about you know how recently we're we announced or we're getting towards the end of the run of thunder and paradise yes and we're going to put up a vote for what we're going to watch next month to save a couple of those episodes because there's some options yeah uh in a roundabout way he eventually gets to it but he makes a pretty good suggestion okay Podcast, Robert here, Take Two. The Holy Spirit is speaking through me. You guys are talking about Thunder in Paradise, which was a great, fucking horrible show. I know they had a show, but they also had movies. So I don't know if the movies I used to watch was the show content, but I don't think so.

Anyway, there's movies. Oh, like three of them. Any hoodles, if you're looking for things to put to watch Hulk Hogan in them, Walker Tech Rangers, a good one, like you said. But there's also a show when Hulk Hogan, quote unquote, retired before the finger poke of doom, but he know what I'm talking about. He retired and said he was going to run for president. He went on Jay Leno and started that kind of feud thing or whatever.

Anyways, he was on Suddenly Susan and a horrible episode. That was a Brook Shield show. Anyways, thank you, but I'm sorry if I went along. Do we want to watch Hulk Hogan on a Brook Shield show? Yes, I do. Probably not on the whole episode. He's probably just in it for like scene. Well, yeah, I need to know what is.

role is on the show. Colleen Ballinger is who I was thinking of. Thank you, Hamilton. Yeah. Let's look into it. Because, yeah, if I just got to sit there and watch a bad sitcom and there's like three scenes with Hulk Hogan, then it's not worth it. Correct. But if he's like a central character, then yes. I'm in. All right. Hey, many. Hey, Carl. So I was listening to the most recent episode, uh, Captain Blackbread from the, uh, from the issue group, by the way. Captain. Anyway, the most recent episode, I thought it was pretty trashy when you said, uh, Bluey and chill, be a little more wholesome. It's bluey and screwy.

That's all. Thank you, fuck you, bye. Thank you, Captain Blackburn. Thank you. I appreciate the correction. Chris Tuttle says we should watch Save by the Bell of the College years. It's epic viewing. We're getting late for Hulk Ogun now. We're just going to watch TV shows. I just swirved right at Tiffany Thesis. I know. I just swirved

right at Tiffany Thesis. Pumpkinhead would be fun to look at again. Oh, baby. Those were good years for her, too. They don't really put her in good outfits, though, that show, did they? They didn't put anybody in good outlets. Yeah, that's the problem. So, uh, suggestion for the wheel of consequences is going to be spinning next week. You know, Maddox had a story about chugging hot sauce to stay awake on long road trips. So I propose adding to the wheel of consequences, uh, chugging a ball of hot sauce over the span

of a road trip, maybe from Rochester to Syracuse, something like that short. Don't be, don't be Maddox, but chug that WATP hot sauce. as a punishment on a road trip. Sounds like cow photographer. I feel like it doesn't have to be on a road trip. I feel like chugging a bottle. First off, let me explain

Maddox and his thing about hot sauce, okay? Maddox used to eat Tabasco sauce. That is that hot sauce. It's red vinegar. There's nothing hot about Tabasco sauce. It's bullshit. My hot sauce is real hot sauce. That can do some damage.

Sorry, Troy Smith. We have Consequence. watch a full season of suddenly susan that's fucked up out out not doing that all right uh someone asked what the phone number is it's on uh the creepoff dot com yes it is it's right on the web page um this one is someone calling to tell me i'm stupid again actually viz john wilkes booth was one of the most famous actors in america at the time he was the tom cruise of the era and was actually considered one of the sexiest men alive tell me

Hey sir I have another caller Who disagrees with you Oh Jesus And he's probably smarter than you Because he's saying what I said In a roundabout way Can we just look this up

No I refuse You have to have callers argue with each other I want callers to argue with each other Here we go They're times the charm All right So a little bit of follow up from last time John Wilkes booth

Was actually a pretty well-known actor for his day Fine But that's mostly because his older brother and father were two of the most famous actors at the time. Napal, baby. Like, his dad was Tom Cruise, basically, and his older brother was Chris Hemsworth, and he's Luke Hemsworth. Real, group, his presidential fashion would probably be like Richard Lawrence or Charles Guteau.

Uh, thank you, fuck you, bye. Thank you, sir. You're very wise. No actors back then were as big as stars as actors now, because now we have movies. theater screen John Will's Booth was the Billy Baldwin of his

generation whatever what the fuck a opera this is ridiculous this is a ridiculous conversation I'll die on this hill

oh shit I'm done with voice so I'm ready for a scum parade no let's hit some super chats it's super chat Monday people are celebrating we should be celebrating

right along with them I got that one sorry okay you want to do your accent for the cops trying to steal oh cops try to steal the lucky charms bastards very good that's not just like her and look like her too i got bigger titties uh this one's for you to read ted checker five bucks is carroll this is to sick a PI on vini he's definitely up to

something yes i do have my PI now maybe i'll get him on viny uh Shane m 1980 became a YouTube member thank you so much Shane m1980 Thank you for doing that. Now, I don't know if you became a member on the Who Are These Podcast Channel or if you did it in the Creepoff channel. But if you did it on the Creepoff channel, we'd appreciate it and you would get a bonus episode every week. You missed Rocco Orby, 2002. Nope, did not. Wonder if she has her delete laws trifle.

Obviously not. She was not going by any of the delete laws. Clubbicard. Club Chitty de Castro! You don't die to the cops at all. Oh, poor. Don't tell them anything. High and tight, thanks to the two bucks. My mom was off-balanced a lot when I was young.

Yeah, I got the sense that that is a traumatized child. Sissert's cries. She's like, oh, God. Mommy's on the sauce again. Carol Dillon, $5. I'm Irish, but what the fuck? Off topic. Hope all is well, Carl.

Sorry about S.J. He's a loser we all know can't do right. Him calling Susanna a C is insane. You know, you get angry with your family members and then you want to, you know, hit on a 24-year-old girl and make funny your ex-wife. Carl. bugle me this dollar 99 says we have consequence wax all of your body hair

I mean my wife works at a place that does that they don't want either one of us no no they do not but I've seen some characters walking in it out of that place so god all right those are all of our superchats

that means it's time for a scum parade Carl you ready I am Scum parade, take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum parade, Vinny and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit. Scum parade, like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad, soaking up the blood of a cat. Scum parade. just to clarify real quick

I see there's some confusion in the chat my wife's a hairstylist and a salon that also does waxing she is not a person who does the waxing herself other co-workers do that just FYI okay I don't know why you're so upset that I'm not upset I'm just letting everybody know

that your wife doesn't wax people we get it yep that's all right Carl yeah a dog sitter has been arrested he was charged with video voyeurism after the woman he was working for discovered a hidden camera in her bathroom when she came home from a work trip well well i hope he hit it well no carl he did not in fact where he hit it was under a towel people never move those yeah no it's gonna sit there the whole time it's part of the feng shui she had he had this black

towel that he put it underneath pointed directly at the shower okay now when she found it she went to the coral springs florida police department the man was identifying as jonathan edward king he's 35 years old now king agreed to help and was given access to the victim's residence during her absence on June 23rd. Upon her return the next day, she located a small black camera concealed under a towel in the black box, within a small black box in the corner of her jacuzzi-style bathtub positioned to record the shower area. The victim promptly contacted law enforcement and handed over the camera for investigation.

On June 25, investigators reviewed the footage stored on the camera's SD card. The recordings revealed two pieces of footage depicting the victim fully unclothed. and actively showering. Now, this is really stupid, Vinny. Why didn't she check the SD card? Why did she have to give it to more guys to get to see her showering naked? She looked pretty good. Well, she's a good-looking lady.

Why would she bring that to the police? I feel like she could have investigated this one herself. Some women like to show off, Carl. Oh, maybe that's what it is. The following day, the victim met with investigators. It confirmed she was the individual in the footage. She's like, let me see them tits. Yep, that's them all right.

She was also shown a photograph of King and positively identifiable. if I'm placing the camera in her bathroom. According to the records, the victim assured detectives that King was the only person who had access to her house. Now, this is the fun part. On June 28, the victim participated in a controlled phone call with King under the supervision of law enforcement. So they set this guy up.

Yeah. During the call, King admitted to placing the camera in the victim's bathroom. Initially, King claimed he purchased the camera as a gift due to a lack of residential security. Dude, you're not grateful for that? Not only am I watching your dog, I left you a sweet hidden camera. I just need the SD card back. But you don't keep the camera as a gift. How many jacuzzi tubs are stolen?

Right. How many showers are stolen? Shower curtains? Shower curtain rings? Well, we're going to put a stop to all of that. And can I please get that SD card back? And then you can keep the camera. I keep telling you that.

You're not going to be back that SD card yet. What's going on? Security later said that he placed it as a prank. Well, that's a funny prank then. Then that's good. I like that. I would have led with prank. Lead with prank next time.

On the same day, King sent the victim an apologetic text message. Hey, I just wanted to say, I'm sorry. I fucked up. I don't know why I do things. You deserve better. I'm not okay. I won't bother you anymore. Because you probably don't want to show me your naked body now, huh?

Oh, man. I guess I'm not getting that SD card now, am I? Come on. Come on. Come on. I'll just come by and picked up the SD card and I'll be out of your way. You can just mail it to me. It's fine.

You just upload the files. This is a horrible article, Vinny. never wants to tell us the woman's breast size how much she weighs what color hair she has terrible article it's ridiculous

either way he's been arrested and he has been was released after posting to $7,500 bail good for him all right he learned his lesson now Carl

get a better kid in camera let's put some work and do it can't just set it underneath the towel that's the thing that's really upsetting me about this if you're going to go through the like if you're going to go through all that work, at least hide it well. Under a towel, you dip shit. Or get one of those

pens. So it looks like you just left your pen in there. Oh, all right, Carl. I want to talk about a guy named James Botkin. Okay. Down in Evanston, Texas. He turned 38 this year. He was charged this past Monday with one count of bestiality. After a couple passing through Evanston early Sunday, caught him with his arm inside their horse. His arm inside their horse. Yes. I get nervous feeding an apple to a horse. I can't imagine shoving my arm into a vagina. Seems very dangerous. About 3 a.m. on Sunday, this couple that was driving on a long trip with their horses stopped in Evanston from Casper, Texas. They part their horses at the

Evanston rodeo ground and tried to get some sleep at about 4 a.m. The husband, Levi, it's Levi and Carly are the couple. Levi realized he left the light on by the horses, so he goes and turns it off. And when he walks back to shut off, he hears some noises. And he encountered a man in the stall, quote with his arm inserted inside of her essentially raping her wow you got there right in time for sexy time the ruds gave the same statement devinson law enforcement the case affidavit says he Levi yelled what the fuck are you doing and that it says that botkin later squared up as to fight Levi like he pulls his arm oh and he's like

let's go like he turns into the fucking he was gonna punch him with the freaking gross horse vagina juice arm that's fucked up right there I'm not, I'm like, oh, yeah, you win, you win, you win. As you are. Yeah, that's gross. Agreed. Either way, they tackled the guy and held him down until the police got. Oh, they actually had to touch him?

Yeah. They took the horse. Owning a horse is weird. I don't know. If a guy's got his whole arm in my horse's vagina, I'm not touching him. So this guy, apparently when he was arrested, reeked of horse manure and bodily fluids. Yeah, so what does that mean? Like, was the horse shitting on him while he was fixing?

They don't have. They don't have that thing. They'll just shit when they got it. Yeah, horses don't realize. That's a faux pod during sex. Like, for people, we would not do that. Yeah. But, you know, that's why they're horses. So this guy is going to get a year in prison. He pled guilty. This guy's the worst negotiator in the history of negotiating. Basically, what happened is they said, okay, the maximum sentence for this is a year. It's a misdemeanor in Wyoming. The maximum sentence is one year. And he goes, okay, I'll take that. No, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the Oh, okay. Go out.

Then you get a year then. Yeah, take it. Enjoy. No problem. He tries to high five everybody. They're like, no, thanks. No, thanks. When there was questions about, because he smells like horse manure, was he fisting

the horse's asshole? He was hanging out in the stables. Right. Yeah. You are going to smell like horse shit. That's true. But in the article, though, it does say that there was damage done to the vagina. There was vaginal bleeding and stuff.

You got to cut his nails. You got to cut your watch off first, sir. Yeah. your nails take your watch off Rocco or Beach 2002 thanks for the two bucks this horse guy did a reverse Mr. hands. Yeah it's the reverse

Mr. Hands might be the name of this episode. I like that. So uh... Live to live another day. Would you like to meet a lovely woman, Carl? I would. Let's meet her. Aw. Isn't she beautiful? Isn't she lovely? This is 40 year old

40 year old Oksana Kuzmenko. Now, Russian. Yeah. She had a bit of a problem. She was dating a younger man named Oleg, and Oleg was a welder, and he is now facing 12 years behind bars in a penal colony in Russia for attempted murder and extreme cruelty. Now, let's see what happened. She tells the story. She says he took off my boots.

He took my left leg and hammered a nail to it and hammered her into a board. He basically, how do I put this? he did a makeshift crucifixion of this woman she did yes he nailed her to boards yes and then as he when she was done nailed to it she tried to break up with them yeah she's like you know what you seem like a nice enough guy but we're just not compatible let's just go our separate ways yeah and he agreed yeah we're going our separate ways yeah we sure are he's going to send you to hell yep and what he does is he fucking nails her to this fucking makeshift cross and then douses her with gasoline and set He sets her on fire.

Dude, the Romans are like, why didn't we think of that? These guys have been sitting out here for days. We could have gotten this down a lot quicker. I doubt Jesus would have recovered in three days if they had doused him with and if he came back, I'll burned up. Who's following him? Yeah, gross. Problem solved.

So this guy sets her on fire and then lights a cigarette off of her burning body. Oh, God. Stands her and watches her. Now, he then decides to put. put her out with the fire extinguisher. Now, he then peeled off burnt skin from her right hand. Sadistic, man. Leaving her with scars she's in live with for the rest of her life.

He then ordered her to drive him to the city of Aspat, but she feared he would kill her and hide her body in a forest while on the journey. Yeah, I've seen sopranos. That's definitely what's going to happen. But why is he making her drive? Because he's an asshole. That is a dick move. Yeah. I just got 40% burns over my body.

Now I've got a drive, too? And I've been nailed to a board. I've been set on fire. Anything else, your majesty? Would you like a foot massage? So what she decided to do, and she was very, very smart, was she decided to crash into another car on purpose during this drive. And when she did that, obviously the other people got out of the car, saw what was going

on, and he booked it and ends up getting arrested. Now, this is what she looks like now. Oh, her hair sucks. Dude, I bet he wanted to bring up with her now. She, you know, it's ironic. She has the Anne Hache. Yeah, right. I guess that's what happens.

Oh, man. It's not a good luck. Yeah, I'm going to go back to this picture. I prefer this one. Oh, poor woman. Now, fun fact, he's probably going to get out of jail a lot sooner than we thought. Oh, why is that? It seems like a horrific crime that you would want to, this guy, you don't want him in society.

Well, here's the deal. He was like, listen, guys, I'll tell you what. I realize I did wrong. I'm willing to go to Ukraine and kill a bunch of Ukrainians. Could you guys just send me there? They were like, sure, dude. Dude, Ukraine is fucked. Pull the funding right now.

That guy's joined the war. Pull the funding. It's over. It's not going to add. Well, peace negotiations, Zelensky. It's time. He got sentenced to 12 years. He's like, you know what, I'll just go fuck people up in Ukraine.

Is that cool? They're like, all right, go ahead, you scamp. It's like, like, you think you just, like, join the army for a get out of free card from the jail? It's like, yeah, I guess you can. Okay. Fucking insanity. Cool. Cool deal.

Fucking insanity. All right, my last story, Carl. You know, I took your advice last week. I decided not to end super heinous. That was the super heinous story. That was the, it's funny to say that, Biddy, because as I'm going through the stories and I saw that one, I'm going to, how is it going to get worse than this? So, okay, so you're changing it up. We're going to end on something a little bit more fun.

Or worse. You tell me, what do you think is worse? I'm curious in the chat, folks. Let's meet this lovely couple, shall we? Aw. Yeah. they are uh this is i want to make sure i get their names correct because they're so such wonderful people it is uh shit austin dennisley casey yeah and his mother crystalline phallis okay now he's

27 years old and she's 45 years old that is his mom they're music lovers so she was 18 when she had them yeah and they lived in a nice little trailer that everybody got drunk on on friday the day after 4th of July, July 5th. They were in there just fucking pounded beers in that trailer. Now, here's the thing. Crystal Lynn is married, and a relative told police that he, Fallis,

and Casey were all drunk. The relative said he had fallen asleep. And when he woke up, he witnessed Fallis and Casey having sex in front of him. Okay, but when your mom's that hot, what are you going to do? Right? I mean, you and I don't have to do.

Work was something like that. They don't have to deal with something like this. Austin's mom doesn't got it going on. She's gross-looking. They are both disgusting human beings. So upon arrival, a relative told police that he woke up, they were fucking. The police show up. They speak with Thalas' husband, who said he had just got home from work,

and he had gone to take a shower. When he got out, he saw his wife having sex with her son, too. Ugh. It's fucking awful. He said, these two fucking animals, mother and son are just fucking in front of her husband and another relative. Now, he told police that the son had fled the scene shortly before police arrived. Police were able to arrest Phallis and Casey.

They were taken to the C.D.C., both on a $35,000 cash bond. And police said this is not a rape. They wanted to make sure they were both into it. Yeah. This is a Chris Chan incident is what we're talking about here. Austin, Dennis, Lee, Casey, and Crystal Lynn Fallis been charged. with incest. Aren't they lovely, folks?

That is really a disgusting story. Yeah, it's really bad. Yeah, welcome to The Creepoff, everybody. Thank you for watching today. I hope you had fun. Remember to vote at thecreepoff.com this week. There you can find links to the voicemail, like we said. You could send us emails, follow us on Instagram, follow us on Twitter.

And most importantly, you can find where you need to go to get our bonus content, Patreon, or you just become a YouTube channel member. check out we do have a couple more super chats on the super chat monday i do appreciate that ah labor and mystic vini got the lyrics done for the dusty roads intro fuck yeah there's gonna be the uh vini's cop cam gonna get a little uh sweet dusty road treatment i love it sweet uh right uh labor and mystic i heard euro mid east african folk call N&S Americans as the Americas.

So when U.S. called themselves Americans, they find it ignorant. Arrogant, I'm sorry. It's not. We're America. Sorry. We're like one country called the United States of America. There are a bunch of different countries on a continent called South America. Get over it.

Well, actually, yeah, think about that. So like South Africans call themselves South Africans. Right. And, you know, Kenyans are Kenyans. But they don't get upset because they're like, hey, Africa's the continent we're at. What the fuck? Right. You guys are just nitpicking.

Yeah, this is getting a little too nitpicky for me. I got to be out of the idea. You're not just being jelly. Stop being so jelly. Joseph Collins, thanks to the 999, the Bunker Hill parade in Charlestown is great. My nana and Da lived near the Bunker Hill Memorial. Okay. Good to know, Joseph.

Joseph's having a lot of conversations with us today. I like that. Yeah, we're learning a lot. Can you scroll up a little bit? I just want to make sure we didn't miss anything. Ted Shuckler. I become creep off member, but I can't keep up with all the WATP bonus episodes. Yep, there's Carl sabotaging us all again.

Listen, we got a lot of great content at WATP. Check out Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts. We do two bonus shows every single month. Oh, you son of a bitch. Okay. Last one from Rocco or B, thanks for the two bucks. I bet mom and son are listening to Buck Cherry. Very likely.

A hot... Very likely. Yeah. The one's wearing an Avenge sevenfold shirt. The other one's wearing a Kiss T-shirt. I don't feel good about those mug shots. You shouldn't feel good about those mug shots. These guys are fucking idiots.

No argument here. Carl, what a fun episode we've had. Anything you want to say to the people before we get out of here. Just go to the creepout.com vote for Carl. Let's keep this round going, everybody. Don't do that. Let's keep this round going. Who knows?

You need to come back. I need a rally. I need to rally now. Start the rally. Who's going to go vote for Carl and start the rally? That silence was everyone. watching not agreeing can you tell the mom's son story

again but slower so there they were sloppy drunk in the middle of their trailer park living room he slid off his event sevenfold t-shirt and his tap-out

shorts that he bought at Walmart and there she was standing there in her sears and robot panties and oh yeah fucking dirty old woman bra she has a lot of tattoos the sweat poured down over the barbed wire

tattoo on her arm I'm gonna make love do your woman and then he entered her so nice I want to throw up in my house let's never do that ever again

good call thanks everybody thanks for hanging out with us it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice yeah You think you can't get away with that without legal ramifications. You think you can get away with that without having legal legal ramifications? You're out of your fucking mind. That ain't funny.