The Creep Off - Episode 223: Stop in the Name of Meth!
Episode Date: July 29, 2024This week Karl & Vinnie are joined by Johnny Fiorica a retired Detective from the Crime Dawgs Podcast to break down the Maplewood park shooting in Rochester, NY: In this week’s competit...ion the boys make their nominations for the biggest creeps on the boat: Karl's Cop Cam features an officer's encounter with an attractive young mom who, unfortunately, is also an ugly crier: In the Scum Parade, we meet a dedicated fed-ex driver/dog breeder a terrible landlord and a couple of young men in Scotland who just like to have a “bit of fun” and to wrap it up Karl Spins the Wheel The score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: North Carolina FedEx driver steals family's French bulldog that died after being left in hot truck: sheriff (nypost.com)Landlord accused of killing tenants’ cat while they’re on beach vacation | The IndependentSlain man's thumb sliced off and used to steal from his mobile payment app, officials say (nbcnews.com)Depraved killers filmed themselves raping young dad after spiking his drink - Mirror OnlineWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation
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Hey, Carl.
Hey, what's happening, Vinny?
You brought in a narque?
I did.
You brought a narc in our studio?
You know how I've been
ever since we've been doing these Carl cop cams.
I've been, uh, licking boots.
You're a boot licker Carl.
I'm a blue boot looker these days.
Oh, man.
I can't even believe this.
But, uh, I guess we got to start the show.
Let's do it.
You're listening to the Carl Network.
Attention, parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids.
Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups.
You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things.
I'm going to give the people what they want.
Sensation, horror, shock.
I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down.
Cuckoo, cuckoo.
Disgusting
Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing.
Ola creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast,
the show about creeps by creeps, for you creeps.
I'm your host.
is Vinnie and joining me as always.
It's my co-host, my best pal.
It's hot.
Cuckaca Carl.
What's up, buddy?
What's happening, Vinnie?
I'm in a good mood today.
I have a feeling that Danny's going to be here to bring me some good news.
I'm excited about that.
This round has been tough, but I feel like I really brought it last week and I'm feeling
good about my chances.
I'm glad you are.
Now, Carl, before I bring her in, we have someone in studio.
Who's your friend?
Yeah, so Johnny Fioreka is here with us.
He's from the Crime Dog podcast, D-A-W-G.
crime dog podcast and a retired RPD detective and he's the one who's helped me out with some
information especially when our DA well I did not want to get pulled over in Webster and so
Johnny's on top of all this shit Rochester News we had a big incident that happened last night
and I also thought it'd be fun to have him here to talk about this cop camp I pulled for us
yeah man thanks for thanks for coming out thanks for having me on man yeah dude it's good to see
you Johnny is quite the ball buster by the way you know what I told Vinny on the
way in. What's that? I told Vinny, I go, you know, I didn't know if you guys were going to do a
switcheroo on me. Yeah. And do like, you guys are going to roast my podcast. I'd be nervous
about that, too. I was nervous about it. I would do something like that too. I know you would.
That's why I love you. And I was sitting there going, oh, my God, I'm going to get roasted. It's
going to be like St. Anthony's in 1976 all over again where I get bullied. So everyone knows
you're not a good friend. Yes. That's the one thing that people know about me. Don't trust me at all.
Go home crying to my mom like I used to. Oh, man. So, uh, well,
Welcome to the show, Johnny.
Thanks, man.
So one of the first things we do in every episode is we introduce our very, very lovely, our vivacious results girl.
And she has a brand new song that just came in.
Oh, let's hear it.
Won't stop simping for her, no way.
If she was a guy, then I would be gay.
And no matter the cause, she is always a boss.
Rise up in the dabbled verse.
I'm hanging on every word she spoke.
If she had an only
Bands, I'd be broke
Never give up the fight
Reading results all right
Creep boaters rise up in the world
Oh, I love it
Thank you Mr. Magenta
I don't know what he's expecting out of you
But I think he's expecting something
Yeah
He's getting that.
He's written a lot of songs for you, Danny
He really likes you a lot
He does
He's awesome
It's gonna take more than that
To pay him back, I think
Danny, where were we with
at the score right?
now as we speak before we read the results where are we currently uh right now vennie's five
and carl's at three vennie's at four yeah four so whoever gets to five first and each week
you guys vote on the creepoff dot com who brought the bigger creep whoever gets to five first
the other person has to spin the wheel of consequences so this is a game point week which usually
makes me nervous but i'm confident i think i got this one all right danny please tell me the good
news that I want to hear. Disgusting
vomit-inducing thing.
With 71% of the vote,
Vinny is the winner this week.
Yeah.
It doesn't make it 5'3 now.
Fuck yeah.
Do do-do-do-do-do-up.
Full speed ahead.
You're spinning that wheel today,
motherfucker. Mr. Majza, I don't see what,
I don't know what you see in this girl.
She brings nothing but bad news out to this program.
Hey, Carl, you know what that means?
What's that?
One more for the good guys.
You still owe us a book report, Carl.
I do.
Thank you, Danny.
I know.
I was thinking about that.
I got to get on that.
I want to let you know, Carl, that suggested to me by the Oracle himself is that if you get into a situation where you have to spin the wheel and you have yet to complete your last consequence.
which I have been there
I've done it
it automatically becomes winner's choice
no that's what he's suggesting
I'm not pushing it on you this week
it's a little late notice to do that
I like that though that's a fun rule
it is a fun rule okay and I think it's
kind of fair while you're here Danny do you want to
see the consequences Carl's going to have to choose
from today let's take a look at the new list of
generously sent us a whole bunch of suggestions
we've gotten recently did you pick any of those I sure
did Carl okay number one
is winner's choice.
Number two is Patreon money and super chat money.
I'm always rooting for that.
I get all the money.
Number three,
Tom Meyer's stand-up.
You have to listen to all of his available albums on a live stream.
It's got like four or five of them.
Which, by the way, could only be on the creep-off channel.
I'm putting that in the bylaws now.
$100 to podcast, Hitman is still on there.
Okay, yeah, that's fun.
Just so you know, Johnny, we have a listener who murdered his girlfriend
and is sitting in jail in Michigan.
Yeah, he writes us notes from time to time.
And he's always asking for money.
He always needs money.
So one of the consequences would be giving him money.
His name was podcast hitman, too.
That was his nickname.
And then he went and killed his girlfriend and left her in the basement for seven months
until his family came over and went, hey, got it stinks in here.
What's going on?
A little seven.
Oh, my God, a little seven.
Yeah.
Number five, Chug Rochester hot sauce.
What?
Come on.
That's ridiculous.
Number six, watch gummo.
And number seven, where later hosen?
Okay.
Don't know for how long.
Well, I got the German Fest that's coming up in Spuds Report in, I think, September.
Oh, no, no, no.
So maybe I'll wear it by...
Unironically, you have to have them unironic.
Oh, shit.
And then, as always, number eight, the dreaded past the spin.
That's the one I like.
And you ain't never landed on it yet.
Nope.
And let's knock on some wood that you don't today.
So, Danny, thank you for coming to bringing me good news today.
We love you.
Where could everybody follow you?
Sorry?
Where can everyone follow you?
Oh, on Instagram at Danny Desolation.
There it is.
We'll see you soon, Danny.
Have a beautiful afternoon.
Looking good.
Bye, Danny.
The best camera angle in the business right there, our girl, Danny.
Yeah, by the way, I know you told me not to read the comments on the side.
So hard not to.
I know.
It said best tits at the top of the screen.
I thought the guy was talking about my C-Cops.
He was.
He was.
What a narcissist is Johnny guy.
He thinks he's getting compliments already.
I think he's got better tits than me and Danny?
I don't think so.
You get out of here.
Now, Johnny probably doesn't know this because he's new to the program, but today is a holiday.
It certainly is.
A very exciting holiday.
It's Super Chat Monday.
Nice.
That is the holiday you celebrate by super chatting the creep off, and we appreciate all the support that we get from you find folks.
So let's hit some of these, Carl.
I believe Harpua noticed that today's category's biggest creep on a boat.
And he says, I live on a boat in Key West.
And let me tell you, they're all creeps.
Look up Jeff Sundwall.
Oh, I didn't see that in my research.
But yes, it's not hard to find creeps on a boat.
I was researching this category.
Yeah, it was a pretty, it was like a softball today.
Merleau Williams, thanks for the five bucks.
First time catching live, it is my duty to helping celebrate Superchamp Monday.
Vinny Winnie, the People's Champ.
Thank you, Merle.
I liked most of what you said there, Merleau.
I was a big fan of the whole thing.
Chris Engler, thanks for the two Canadian dollars, got my Rochester sauce yesterday.
It's great.
Yeah, Silk City hotsauceau.com, promo code WATP for 15% off.
I have my own hot sauce, Johnny.
You do?
Yeah.
Instead of buffalo sauce, it's Rochester sauce.
Nice.
A little dabble do you.
Hot and the rock.
I can't wait to taste it.
It's good.
Koof is here.
Thank you for not visiting Greenland.
Thank you for not killing yourself, Koof.
We love you, buddy.
High and tight.
Thanks for the five bucks.
Itm, gents.
Unrelated, but have you two knucklehead seeing the new crack amico video?
How about that sword and scale shout out yesterday?
Yes.
Yes.
And I got to send Mike Boudet a note because my wife's an avid listener to sort of the scale.
She goes, holy shit, they're talking about this case in Rochester.
He gave WTP a shoutout out on there.
I was like, that's amazing.
That's fucking awesome.
Thank you, Mike.
That is very cool.
Have you seen the new Crack and Miko video?
Nope.
You got to check it out.
We'll do.
Watch it afterwards.
Coof, thanks for the two bucks.
Kayla filed revenge porn charges against Aaron.
Is that true?
Whoa.
Is that true?
That's interesting.
What did Aaron put out?
I'm not even sure.
Someone in the chat, let us know if that's true.
So there's a link or something because I don't think Kuf would lie to us.
No, I don't think so.
Coup's not the lion type.
Hey,
1971 Puffy,
thanks to the 1999 super sticker.
That is a super sticker.
Thank you, buddy.
That is a super sticker.
This one's not as super.
Yeah, that's just a sticker.
Yeah.
That's a crime dog.
By Ann O'Hamson.
Oh, is it really?
No.
The 99 cents.
I thought you were bringing in some fans up here.
We'll leave that one up there from Puffy.
So Carl.
We got Rocco Orb B 2002.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know how you miss these things so much.
I'm a fool.
Rocko Orby, 2005, says
Consequence number nine,
get into an argument with woke dad
over the cost of half and half in Philbett.
That's a good idea.
That's a funny idea right there.
Which one would you like to replace her?
You have to drive to Ithaca and bother woke dad.
All right, never mind.
You're right.
I'm not going to do that.
No, no, I'm just to ask you.
Which one do we want to get rid of?
Because I like that much better.
I'm chugging hot sauce, I don't think is possible.
Okay.
So, I'll tell you what we're going to do.
I know that was fun when you wrote that out there,
but, you know, in reality.
Listen, motherfucker.
It could be bad for me.
My doctor might not recommend that.
Here's the deal.
We could replace Chug Rochester hot sauce.
If you promise that you will drive to Ithaca.
I will.
And go get a cup of coffee from woke dad so they could get a picture with him.
And tell him how happy you are to be trans.
Dude, I think he might recognize me, though.
Yeah, that'll make it funnier.
There's this guy on TikTok who's like super liberal.
One kid's gay, the other kid's trans.
and every TikTok he puts out
is about how amazing he is as a father
and how progressive he is
and he's building this art studio
for gay kids, he's doing all this stuff
and he owns this mobile coffee shop
and he's constantly talking about his mobile coffee shop
well my buddy Joe, his in-laws
live right there where he parks his mobile coffee shop
so he went and paid him a visit
the other day
so it would be very
but he knows that we goof on him
and I'm sure he's seen he's mentioned us before
so I don't know that he would take kind of
to me ordering a latte from him.
What if you tip?
Oh, yeah, I'll give him a nice tip.
I owe him some money.
He's made me some money over the last couple months.
Just a tip.
All right.
So, Carl, I won.
That means I have to go first.
Why don't you ring that bell for me?
What to do it.
All right.
I want to introduce you to my creep, everybody.
This is a great picture of him.
Oh, Jesus.
You can't bring Santa Claus to creep.
That is not Santa Claus.
Ladies and gentlemen, this met this vicious monster's name is Silas.
Dwayne Boston.
Now, he's been described by many people as a charming, very manipulative guy,
but also a straight-up sociopath, kind of Ted Bundy style.
In 1977, this lovely British couple right here, let me introduce you to them.
That is Chris Farmer.
He's a 25-year-old doctor.
And his new wife, 24-year-old attorney, Peter Frampton.
I shit you not.
That's her real name.
Okay.
they left manchester england and embarked on a trip to explore the world together and in
in 1978 they found themselves in down in central america where they met jane boston and
belize now here's what jane looked like back then we'll go back in time a little bit sorry from
this this was him in nineteen seventy eight even worse yeah he's got a real raw julia vibe
doesn't it he's a problem he's got creepy eyes so he's got leum mickinini's face
hair which is never a good thing he bought a boat and he was living down there with his two sons who were
12 and 13 Vince and Russell now he was raising these two boys by himself because his wife
Mary Lou Boston was reported missing back in 1968 nobody knows what happened to well they all know
it's kind of an open secret he totally fucking killed her got so uh he had taken the kids that left
America and was living down there and he bought this boat and he decided he was going to start an
excursion business, Carl, and he runs into these nice two people, Chris and Pita, and he charms
him. And he says, hey, why don't you hire my boat? I'll take you all the way to, I think they're
going to Guatemala. And they decided to take them up on it. And away they go on the boat.
Now, Dwayne turned on the charm to start things up. I made, who wouldn't be charmed by this guy?
Sure. But after a, you know, a little while after see, the mood started to shift as they realized
that Dwayne was just pounded rum.
And
Dwayne really liked his rum.
This is a rum-soaked fool.
Now,
what is it about rum when you're down in the Bahamas
or you're down near the equator?
I don't drink rum,
but if I'm buying the equator,
it is a good drink.
Yeah, I'm a garbage bottle,
drink anything.
I'll be honest with this.
Okay, yeah.
But isn't it better, though,
for some reason when you're on a boat?
It tastes different.
Yeah, it's way better on a boat.
It's definitely more of a summary drink
if I ever have it.
Yeah.
But I don't love it.
like rum. The first time I ever got drunk when I was like 13 was on rum that my cousin left
around and I threw up everywhere. So I have an aversion to it. I had that thing with
tequila, but I got over it. Yeah. You got to get over it, move on. I found tequila and I was
all good. Okay. So we're set. But they're out to see. He's drinking rum, Carl. And his son Russell,
the 12 year old, was fucking up. So, you know, Dwayne just starts beating the kid up in front of the
passengers on his chartered boat and well they should mind their own fucking business this is a
family thing well they were they were just sitting there until he started really beating this kid up
and again this guy chris is a doctor and he's like man you're really hurting this kid you got to
lay off of him stop it and when he did that jane turned around with those big bug eyes and threw a punch
at chris and completely misses him and falls off the boat because he was so fucking drunk sure
They have to fish his stupid ass out of the water.
And he was not only pissed, he went quiet.
He went stone quiet.
Probably shouldn't have saved him, I'm guessing.
Yeah, they probably should have just a lot of left him.
So the way his son Vince describes it later, he says,
my father spent the next couple days plotting how to murder these two.
And he did just that.
As they were pulling up, they saw land towards Guatemala.
They told Chris, the doctor, to pull up the anchor.
And our boy over here, Dwayne, came up behind him with the baton
and just started bashing him in the back of the head with it.
So when he did that, he stabbed Chris in the chest with a filet knife,
and the filet knife broke off in his chest.
Chris starts screaming, I give up, I give up.
He then pulls out one of those spear guns,
and he gives it to his son and says, keep him right there.
He goes down to the galley, finds Peter Frampton,
and starts beating the shit out of her
that'll get funny eventually I bet
drags her to the top of the
drags her back to the deck
ties her up next to him
he hog ties them both
and for the next three days
sails back towards police with them
on the deck all while he taunts them with the spear gun
stabs them does all sorts of heinous shit
Is he feeding them? Are they getting water or anything?
No he just has them tied up
until he felt like he was out far enough
and what he did is he tied them both up to these two metal blocks
right and then he put plastic bags over their head
while they were still alive still after the Italians
and just dumped them right off the side of the bow
that's actually how AJ Supredo tried to do it
it was not mistaken it was and his son Vince says
I remember watching the bubbles while they were going down
after several minutes elapsed Vince said his father
looked at his digital watch and said they're dead now
and that decided to sail back towards Guatemala
the way they just come.
And that's legal in maritime law, right?
Nope.
Not at all, actually.
About four days later, after the murders,
Farmer and Frampton's bodies were discovered by a fisherman,
but they had no idea who they were for about 40 years.
After returning to the States,
because this guy freaked out about it,
he sold his boat, went back to America,
settled up in Portland.
The two sons got away from him as fast as they could.
one of them joined the Navy, the other one joined another branch of the military, didn't say.
But either way, the one son kept trying to call Scotland Yard and authorities in Belize in Guatemala to tell them about this, that his father did it.
He was calling to rat out his dad. He was such a fucking prick.
Well, eventually, law enforcement officers in Portland reopened the case on the mom.
And then those cops went to the sons and said, what do you know about this?
says, well, we don't know about that, but we know about this fucking couple he murdered in
fucking front of us.
What did you do?
And that was enough to figure out, and they went back, traced back the records.
And in 2016, when he was looking like this, he was finally arrested for those crimes.
Oh, that sucks.
Isn't there a statute of limitations on that?
Not on murder, pal.
Oh, bummer.
That's a good look, though.
Look at his teeth.
You can eat an apple through a picket fence.
So what he ends up doing is realizing he's very sick at this.
time he doesn't look good in this picture obviously so he just stops eating he goes on a hunger strike
he's like Gandhi just lets himself die before he could go to trial oh wow i need to do that yeah now
here's the yes we all need to do that here's my kicker carl before his father eventually died
russell asked him how many people he had killed jane's response was quote well i think it's about
33. That's as many
as I remember.
33 is an interesting number.
That's what I'm telling you. We're learning a lot about that lately.
That's why this guy had so much luck, he got away with it all, probably.
So he also refused to let his sons know before he died where their mother was buried.
And the Sacramento police, to this day, have two large files totaling 2,000 pages,
which implicate Joanne Boston and crimes going back 50 years, including the death of
Mary Lou and other murders.
Yeah, police write a lot of flogling.
in those things, though. It's a lot of bullshit.
Tell me's wrong, Johnny. Tell me's wrong, Johnny.
2,000 pages. You can't
have a couple things and really...
I can't even write more than three, I'll be honest
with you, so...
Vince said... Maybe I'm wrong.
The son said, you don't want to believe your dad's a monster.
Even now, we don't know the full extent of what
he's done. So that's my
creep this week.
All right. Jane Boston, the worst
tour guide ever. Very good. All right.
I'm going to introduce you to Julian
Harvey.
and this is actually back in
1961
Julian and his family of five
living in Green Bay, Wisconsin
they've been saving up money
they want to go on this
trip
and they're going to take a
yacht
and cruise around the Bahamas
nice
yeah it seems like it's going to be a lot of fun
and so they decide
hey let's get this guy Julian Harvey
to be the captain of this ship
he's a war hero
seems like a good guy
hold on which war uh well Korean which they were all heroes all right the Falkland
Islands so by the way that that war is not over yet according to some people and uh in Asia just
so you know so he was accompanied by his then new wife with his sixth wife and she was on there
to uh to cook for everyone while they're going around and so for the first four days it's awesome
They're hitting all these different places.
They're getting souvenirs.
They're snorkeling.
They're just having a grand old time.
What they didn't know is that Julian Harvey had a lot of debt.
And he had just taken out a life insurance policy on his new wife.
So his plan was, you know what?
If I just murder this bitch and throw her overboard, that way I can collect on the money.
And I'm getting paid $100 a day by this family on top of that.
So this is a pretty sweet deal.
multitasking I think they call that pretty good stuff honestly so far the logic is sound yes so we tried to
quietly murder mary and toss her overboard but mary put up a fight drawing the attention of the other
passengers and uh well once the murder attempt became known i know about the burr i know about the insurance
policy harvey i know what you did you're not going to throw me over this railing you've been trying for
two days harvey yeah she's like shut up shut up we have people we've got i work here this is my job
This is my job.
You're fucking up my spot right now.
I'm going to get a negative review.
Don't do that.
Oh, no.
So he decided to go on a killing spree and take out every member of this family.
The duper outs, I don't think I mentioned their name, but the duper outs, all four were up on top of the boat.
He killed them all, except for the 11-year-old daughter, who decided to go to bed for the night.
So she was down below.
and he went down and spotted her but his escape vessel was leaving so he just had to do something quick
so he decided to open the valves below to flood the vessel and then he jumped in the water
got into this motor power dingy and left this woman Terry Joe the girl at the time to die
with her family only she did not Vinny oh miraculously getting yourself she got herself a yacht she got herself
a floating dingy of her own
and eventually was found by a Greek vessel
which brought her back to the United States
when Harvey
motored ashore after leaving the bluebell behind
he claimed the boat sank and killed everyone but himself
authorities were suspicious of his story
but there's no evidence to the contrary
that is until there was a survivor
she had been rescued to see
three and a half days after the
incident after drifting upon a small
cork dingy without food, water, or shelter
for approximately 82 hours
pull up that image that I
sent you yes this is what she looked like they took a photo the greek vessel the founder took a photo
over she had to just sit up that entire time she was being circled by sharks where they found her
here it looks a lot like wait it's i don't know what that looks like what's a hemorrhoeing
neither do i yeah i've heard she survives what happens to harvey okay so midway through harvey's
scheduled interrogation about this he's informed that terry jo had been rescued the previous day
in that her condition was improving.
His response was, oh, my God.
And then he goes, isn't that wonderful?
He's like, oh, fuck.
Really?
Terry Joe is a liar.
Everybody on the boat do that Terry Joe's liar.
She probably sank it.
She has some imagination that one.
I only spent a couple days with her,
but that's what I remember.
A lot of stories, a lot of stories.
Hansel and Gradle, all this stuff with this.
So they informed Harvey that an official investigation into the loss of the Bluebell
and her passengers was to be launched that.
day shortly after he was asked to be excused from further interrogation they said yeah yeah that's
okay take the rest of the day so he drove a short distance to biscayne boulevard where he checked into the
sandman motel under the assumed name of john monroe paying cash for the room he then penned a two page
suicide note before committing suicide by slashing his thigh ankles and jugular vein with a razor blade
in the motel bathroom his body was found by a maid approximately two hours later this guy's a real
creep. He doesn't have to do any time for this. Can I say that the name Johnny Monroe is actually
a pretty good alias? It's not bad. There's definitely, I've heard worse. So Terry Joe goes on to
live with relatives, right? Her entire family, immediate family got wiped out. She never received any
counseling. She didn't even talk about what happened for decades. Seems reasonable. Pretty healthy,
right? I'm sure she's fine. But then, since then, she's actually been interviewed by Matt Lauer and Oprah
Winfrey. And in 2010, she released her member.
memoir called Alone, Orphoned on the Ocean.
So one survivor, this guy would have gotten away with the two if it weren't for
your meddling kids.
Julian Harvey, vote at the creepoff.com for Carl.
We want to get this round started.
We want to start railing, guys.
Don't wait for someone else to vote for me.
You go vote for me.
Let's get this go.
Let's get this round going.
Let's go.
Folks, I want you to vote.
But you know, you know that Dwayne Boston is your choice.
He always does this, Johnny.
He always does this.
When he goes first, he likes to sandwich.
his ideas around my presentation.
It's just not fair.
I do have to say,
Peter Frampton and Mr. Botte...
It sounds like characters
in a B-grade porno.
I mean, they don't even sound real.
Mr. Boston?
Mr. Boston.
Yeah, Ben, did you make this up,
or did you see this on a movie you were watching or something?
For a Hump.
A ex-Hamster had that video for you?
Chris Hall says,
Carl, your shit is weak.
What? Your shit is weak.
One for Venn.
All right, all right. Let's stop finding certain things to show on the screen.
I don't like the video that's control over what chance show up on the screen.
I don't.
It's very unfair.
This is a cheater that we're looking at right here, everybody.
Carl brought a funny photo.
I did.
Thank you.
That's a good point.
I love the fact that the wife put up a fight and he was actually losing.
Yeah.
That's amazing.
Does that happen often?
Well, I'll be honest with you.
My street fight record against women is four and six, so I say yes.
Oh, there's no shit.
It's not good, Johnny.
It's not good.
I wouldn't.
All right.
Let's hit a couple.
We had a couple superchats come in.
Let's hit those.
And I want to talk about the big news that happened just yesterday here in Rochester, New York.
Let's do that.
High and tight, thanks for the two bucks.
What was that about hemorrhoids, Vincent?
I didn't say anything about hemorrhoids.
No more Shulis sequels.
Go ahead, Carl.
Looking forward to dablecon, my no-goes, and vote team club foot.
Yes, thank you very much.
T.W.O.
fellow German supporter.
We appreciate you, buddy.
Oh, man.
Red Jared C.
50 bucks.
Vinnie Screep looks like George R. Ape, R. Ape. Martin.
Yeah, George R. Martin, if he arrested for a rape.
Oh, God.
That's pretty good.
I like it.
A good observation.
Bravo. Vote for Vinny. Gripoff.com.
I thought there was another one in there that you knew he didn't hit.
Right there, Mr. Doodle.
I did have that up.
Mr. K-Man, hi. Cardiff told me he thinks the world of you.
I have frequently large muscles.
I want to help you maximize your pump.
H-M-U. K-man, we adore.
Well, you didn't have that up.
What are you talking about?
What is it wrong with you today, Vinny?
Are you all right?
Are you working out too much?
Might be.
Okay.
When he's getting into shape right now.
He looks great.
Yeah, he looks amazing.
Even in the panel.
He looks simple.
I can't take my eyes off.
I know.
I've been staring at him too.
His eyes.
You just get lost at him.
Oh, I didn't even know.
I was so uncomfortable.
All right.
So let's talk about what happened last night because there was a mass shooting here in
Rochester because it was a day that ends in Y.
So let's watch a little bit of this.
And then I want to know what you know about this.
Johnny used to have a lot of friends who were on the force and are dealing with this.
So this is just a random person just filming.
There's some kind of cookout or something.
there's what 100 people there 200 people there
the original premise I guess a flyer went out
that they said they were going to
sadly hand out book bags
for kids in the neighborhood
for the upcoming school year
and then apparently it took a turn
it took a turn
do you think the people who's organized the event
are also the people
are the perpetrators? I don't know I haven't
because that would be fucking
brutal that's a 12 hours I call them for
wild card if that's true yeah right
that is a good wildcat I don't I don't know
the 100% of the particulars
because the department
has been kind of close
to our chest on this one because it's
such a mass shooting. Nine people were shot
two are dead, seven are
injured, and
they don't know, they haven't released a lot of info yet.
Okay, so go to about 2.30 into
this video. And again, this person
is like a six minute long video. This person
is just walking around, just filming what's going on.
And it's interesting
to see, I don't know what
people are seeing, but all of a sudden you see the crowd,
Everyone gets tense and the mood changes and you see the person who's holding the camera's like, wait, what's going on?
And then you hear the shots fire.
Check this out.
So just a fun park on the Genesee River.
Everyone having fun.
all right let it play for a little bit longer i can't count how many shots this are but it's more
than past 20 it's more shots than i tried to get trumped wait pause that real quick what was that
it sounds like just multiple um calibers yeah yeah okay so it's more than one shooter over 20 rounds so
fire. So do you think that this is
people shooting
into, just shooting into a
crowd or people firing back?
Yeah, so the limited, so Vin, you know, the limited
stuff that we have so far that's been released,
apparently there was a fight
prior to the shots fired.
There was two girls getting ready to go
at it. One girl
stepped in and literally like
a hockey fight. They were hanging on to each other's
weave and then just... I've never seen
that happen in the hockey fight. Feeding each other.
The weave was like the hockey fight.
like the jersey and they were just feeding each other for multiple minutes in a
long it was a long fight no god i don't know all right so yeah let the play i think there's a few
more shots
So that's interesting to hear that much time going between shooting.
That must have been a response, you would think.
I mean, a counter response to the actual shots, possibly.
Possibly.
I don't know.
You know, we're getting some really good questions from the listeners right now.
Stone Man 623 wants to know.
What was their party affiliation?
What's their social media say?
Yes, we've got to decide who wins and who loses in this for sure.
Go to about 405, and there's just some interesting dialogue here.
that i wanted to analyze
you don't get up this girl i'm trying to figure out right now
get your ass behind the tree or something
i got my gun on me i'm good at me you can't get hit quick
you get him on my gun on me i'm good
all right so pause it
how about that mentality i'm sure they're legally registered
fire i'm sure they are um
Well, how about that mentality?
Get behind this tree.
No, I'm good.
I have my peace.
Yeah.
I'll be fine.
It's like, it's not going to stop me from getting shot, do you?
Apparently, if you have a gun, you can't get killed.
That's amazing.
That's interesting.
I'm not laughing at the situation.
I'm just laughing at the mentality.
If you scroll towards the end, she does start showing you the aftermath a little bit.
Okay.
Chris Todd Hill did say they must have been some shit school bags.
That's pretty good.
Maybe that's what they're pissed about.
Not even Jansport?
Is that something?
I don't know.
Somebody is.
Hell yeah, they're doing CPR on the nigger right there.
Okay, come out.
Yeah, we're going to get him under the tent.
Where it is, right of food.
For one there is the food.
Somebody gets hit.
They're screaming and shit.
Come on.
Yes.
My fucking.
Yep.
flattering angle do I need more of that or well if you go to the very very
end I think you see people well it doesn't matter we get it we get the point um just one
thing I want to say just for everyone who's out there filming incidents and and like something
like this like you're just filming and something like this happens that's not the time to abandon
your camera angle that's the time when you need to really understand that you're capturing something
We need to see whether it's a shooter on a roof or whatever it is.
You need to maintain your focus.
Maintain your focus, guys.
You're capturing the best video, and that's when you start to slack?
Horrible.
I didn't like that.
So pay attention to the camera when you have the camera.
The real crime, everybody.
They must work for the Secret Service.
Well, I don't know what's going on.
It's hard to tell.
You know what?
That was a fun little segment we did there.
What a great city we live in, guys.
It's not the best.
and what were we talking about
because we're bringing everyone to DabbleCon
August 16th and 17th
coming to here at the Combin at the Carlson
for DabbleCon 2
and I think someone was complaining about
the crime rates in this city
or maybe it was the murder rate
we're the murder capital of the U.S.
Per capita?
Yeah, well usually per capita
that's the biggest thing that's per population
so per capita we are traditionally the most violent
I mean you put us right up there with Detroit
I say Detroit Detroit, Detroit, Louisville
Chicago
That's crazy
It's crazy
It's crazy
Per capita we're right up there
With some of the most violent cities in America
Yeah
Why is that?
Compton
I think you got some opinions on this
I do have some opinions on it
Now that I've retired
Yeah it's culture
It's culture
It's family
It's upbringing
It's all the things that are
Just deteriorating
Especially after 2020
Yeah
You know
You think it got worse
With the
100% got worse
Lockdowns.
I was telling Vinny before we went live here, I was telling him that back, I say back in a day because I'm old now, you know, after doing 30 years.
But as soon as we saw a group like that congregating, it would have been all bets off.
The department would have sent us all down there, broke it up, you know, if they were legitimately giving out backpacks, give the backpacks out, end it, because this thing's not going to be good.
But they're in a public park.
You can stop people from hanging out in the park together?
The problem is if they weren't dispersed, they would have been such a police presence there,
waiting for something to tip off.
Yep.
And they would have just dispersed because they wouldn't want to hang out with us
anyways.
That's a good point.
As soon as a bunch of cops show, parties over.
Yeah, we're not the, I don't know if there's this correct grammar.
The funnest.
Right.
The funnest, but yeah, they definitely.
That's why we invite you on the creep off, not to our parties.
Yeah, exactly.
Hashtag no one calls you the fun police.
Right.
All right.
Well, that's interesting.
So I guess more will be developing on that.
We don't have any suspects yet.
and like you said two dead seven injured um so we'll see what happens with that too we're doing our pot on
this uh tomorrow afternoon so we'll be dropping it tomorrow the crime dog podcast da wg look up their
youtube channel hit a subscribe check out the videos you guys do a great job you have the experts on there
thanks man appreciate breaking it down hey carl guess what time it is i know time it's carl's cop cam
I can't wait to see Carl's cop can
Fight with the cops for no reason
Will you please show me cause cop can
Lose all your rights
Ruin your life
You know
DeWired Christian in the chat actually has
An interesting comment
Do you know chili de Castro is?
I do not delete laws
I do not
Okay that's a guy you might want to hide
for your channel.
If you ever have a slow news week or something,
you're looking for something to do.
He recently spent four months in jail.
He's out of Las Vegas.
Okay.
And what he does is he fucks with any type of police activity.
So if you're pulling someone over for running a stoplight,
he gets right in the cop's face and films it.
And he constantly is going on and saying,
if you get pulled over,
you'll probably be killed.
That's all the police want to do is kill everyone.
Right.
And it's a real fucking menace.
It's a real problem.
Chili to Castro.
Yeah.
Delete laws with his.
Z. I'll send it to you. You gotta check it out. It'll piss you off so much. You'll hate this guy as much as we do. All right. Jeff Spangler sent in another winner for us this video. And that's really the reason why I wanted to have Johnny here is to react to this. Because we've been noticing there's a pattern that's been going on. I don't think, I used to watch cops all the time. And you know, that's edited differently and stuff like that. But I don't think that people used to be afraid of the police. And they are not at all anymore. It's.
It's nuts how people react.
And they think they're going to sue everyone and they think they've done nothing wrong.
Yeah.
If they call their parents, their parents are going to get them out of it.
I was thinking about this the other day.
They really talked to these cops like they're waiters.
Yeah.
Can I speak to your supervisor?
Like they all turn to the fucking Karens?
And shit, you're just like, no, no, no.
You're talking to me.
You don't get a different cop.
You don't like me.
I'm sorry.
But let's meet Rachel, shall we?
Oh, I can't wait.
So here we go.
On March 1, 2024, police observe a driver's
swerving all over the road before nearly crashing into a curb your registration she is fat ass you might want to turn that channel down
this i should i should have adjusted the audio it's hot do you know i'll put you over um was it i was beating
i don't know so when i'm coming down the road you you swerved and avoid it came from i came from
shit is fat ass and I avoided
something. Yeah, you swear. And I remember
going very
far away from
what I was avoiding. Listen to me.
And then I turned left. Yeah, so you
came down this road and you
was all on this side of the road driving.
I had to stop my vehicle for you
to get back over. I turned around and
you were just about crashing
over the curve over there.
Okay. So
she's swerving all over the road.
She seems to be a little bit out of it.
she's got sweet hand tattoos too by the way she does and uh she's got a nice outfit out too
you'll find out what she gets out of the car so listen i think she's charming and innocent okay
let's find out um my clip number two talking about uh where she pulled over
he had to do is pull over to the side over my mother my mother told me pull over in the most
uh credible place okay as in if i were to pull over what's
Somebody rather their yard.
No, you, you cross the whole curve.
To get into a place, this is a one-way road, sir.
Get back in the car for me.
Just step back in the car for me.
No.
Step back in the car for me.
This is a one-way road.
Get back in the car.
By the way, the more drunker and the more terrified of a police officers,
someone says, get back, get the car, like, yes, sir.
I'm right back in my car here.
No problem at all.
That's insane, right?
And I love that they go to the, we've been seeing these patterns.
My mom told me, oh, what the fuck's your mom?
I don't give a shit about that.
Like, why do they constantly go to their parents?
What's with this generation of people?
It's like putting your mom in your bibliography in 1980 when you're doing a book report.
Yeah, my mom said I could do this.
My dad said, I could do it.
It's insane that these kids do not grow up, it seems like.
No, idiots.
All right.
So, reinforcements arrive.
And she's taken it back by this.
like it's just hers what is you doing well you know the cop was just like hey guys come get a gander
yeah probably some of that oh wow why are there so many people here's case new man oh god i'm
like a robber or something did we say that no but like somebody is like oh it takes me
okay she's not even a robber i don't know why there's all these police officers there
I bet she, well, listen, I don't need to take the comedy down,
but I guarantee you he called, he called a female cop.
Yeah.
Because he wanted to safeguard his ass.
Oh, yeah.
That makes sense.
Especially when she was dressed so provocatively.
Right.
Flash phenomenal.
Did you see the cop, just to get off the subject real quick?
Vinny and I covered it, I think, on a bonus show,
the police officer who was driving the woman back to the precinct,
and she goes, you know, I'm down to fuck.
Yeah.
And he's like, okay.
Yeah.
And then locked himself with the back.
seat.
Had it called his boss?
That's fucking great.
That's the best.
He's like, can you turn off your coffee, please?
So we could talk about what we just did.
We have a little chat.
All right, this is really fun.
My clip number four here, so, you know, the police scanners on and everyone's hearing everything.
She thinks she's listening to a radio show.
Yeah, that was about three, probably six years ago.
six years ago what was six years ago what was six years ago what was six years ago
none are you were talking on the radio you're talking on the radio you know what they're saying
about what their center is not important oh oh i'm sorry i forgot that i'm the person
that's not even you they're talking about a whole different channels can i go back home
yes for sure have a great day ma'am so i will
I love the fact, because I do the same thing.
If I'm listening to a show as I was talking to me, I'm like, I'm listening to a show right now.
Now I'm going to rewind it.
I'm going to go back 15 seconds.
She's doing the same thing.
She's like, no, no, I'm actually, this is compelling stuff.
I wish she was done the finger to the mouth.
Give me a second.
By the way, she's not drunk.
This chick is on something.
I was thinking psychedelics, maybe.
Yeah, she's definitely.
Because she looks like she's seeing demons or something.
So why are you guys picking on her?
She's hot and fun.
I know.
It seems that way until it's not anymore.
But I will tell you.
this next clip is funny because even the cop is laughing at her.
Got a juice box?
I got, I got caprisons and, like, dinosaur juice boxes and all the sorts.
What the fuck do you want?
What do you want?
I want to know why.
Why does that mean more?
I want to know how you ended up on the, the, the grass here.
Okay.
So she's going back to grab her juice boxes.
So now she starts bringing up
And this is another one of the moves that we see
Is like
Listen, I have a family
You know, and my kids need me
Never heard that one
Yes, I mean these police officers
I mean, well think about my kids
Here, someone got less hot
Officer
Yeah
My children
Our fucking
Wing for their medicine
And you're fucking
I'm going to sleep
dude like what do you want yeah i'm sorry unfortunately i'm not investigating the case he is so i
have to just talk to you until he gets out my face then i'm not in your face get out my face
um so i don't know if you guys realize us but she has the medicine that her kids need to fall
asleep the antidote capri son yeah but all i'm thinking is like do these officers not care about
these kids getting a good night's rest
I think that's important.
By the way, as the video went on, I'm pretty confident the profession that I think she's coming from.
Oh, I see what you're saying there.
All right.
Oh, so you think she was at work.
I think she was at work.
Hardworking lady.
Well, we'll see because in the next clip, she's on the phone.
There's another thing that we see in all these cockpkins, especially women or young women, they immediately like, officer, I'm talking to my cousin.
You know, they're just like, I can't talk to her at all.
officer i'm not a phone call so she's calling her
getting ready for her to get even less hot minnie she's calling her
husband oh
lock her up to you the entire time
you're not going to be able to talk on the phone while you
i'm not talking on the phone with my husband you're not going to be able to
why
but i feel like i'm being cheated
because i just went to go get the kids
medicine
so I'm
confused and I'm pissed
now don't you feel bad
you're accusing her of being a sex worker
she was just going to get the kids medicine
and it's very confusing when she got pulled over
yeah I mean I was I was just saying that she's just
trying to work her way through college
no I understand I get what you're saying
she's going to be a doctor and she will eventually help the children
right right so she's like Sally Struthers
and I'm trying to figure out
could she be
blackout drunk?
No.
No.
Okay.
Because if she was drunk, she would be slurring.
She wouldn't be able to stand up or head would be hanging.
Okay.
She's definitely on some kind of mind-altering substance, definitely.
Okay.
Sobriety test time.
Yeah.
Do you want to do the sobriety field exercises?
Obviously, I just did them.
You did not do them.
It has not started.
It has not started.
yet.
You literally just made me walking a line.
What do you mean?
You literally just made me walk.
So look, I'm going to read these instructions.
Why are you lying?
I literally just walked in a line.
Okay, look.
I did this somebody.
Listen, listen, listen, we're going to start right now.
He made me, he made me walk in line.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Everybody's just, I literally just did that.
No, I asked you to move up to me.
I told you, I specifically said this is not a part of everything.
Yeah, guys, whatever.
Okay, whatever, guys.
All right.
Get the fuck out my face.
You don't lie about me doing your sobrious.
Because I did your sympathy.
You can stop your attitude right now?
I did.
Can you acknowledge her?
All right.
Now, I want to say my buddy Johnny also gets this upset.
when you make him exercise.
Yeah.
So I understand.
She's like,
I already walked a little bit.
Right.
I already walked in the fridge.
She's an ugly crier.
She is.
Two things.
Yeah.
Two things.
Is that an actual lying down the sidewalk that I'm sitting in the back of?
Yeah.
So what they did was,
she was sitting on the sidewalk.
Did she leave a snail trail?
No, no, no.
She was on the sidewalk and the officer's like,
can you please just come over here?
That was a whole thing.
It was a portable line?
And then they laid that down,
I think, for the sobriety test.
And what's up at the Pan Am boarding pass?
This guy is a bad police officer.
So he's got a screen.
script there that he has to read he doesn't seem to know how to do his job he's not controlling her
very well uh stop at the day with oh that's not it yeah it's it's really bad i i don't think anyone in
this comes off looking good in this traffic stop well she looked fine at first well she also she also
goes into this thing i don't have the clip but where she's like did i hurt someone did i kill someone
like i think she's so out of it like by the time she's standing here she doesn't remember what was
going on was i driving where where am i what's going on
She's very confused
So now we finally start
The sobriety test
It takes a long time for her to agree to it
And then okay we're going to start it
I mean not to cut you off
I was never a DWI cap by any means
But I didn't know about these portable lines
I mean that you could just like
I've never seen one before
We watch these all the time
I've never seen I never saw
Because usually you just put one foot in front of the other
You know heel the toe
I guess what the line was
Yeah I don't get it
It's interesting
It's not like
The way that she's
wobbling around and stuff it's not like she has a chance
like why even waste the time
I don't know they're just going through the motions
Cavill Dom 2 may have just named
this episode stop in the name of
meth it might be a math thing
you could be on to something with that
all right let's start the field sobriety
doesn't see what she has a problem with this time
keep your head straight
and follow the stimulus with your eyes
and your eyes only do not move your head
do you understand
I do sir
in the lights
Oh, wow, we're adding extra efficiency.
You said you understand the instructions, but...
Try that light off?
No.
Because my instructions don't include an extra LEO light on me, do they?
I'm gonna read this again.
It says, follow with your eyes and your eyes only,
you do not move your head with your hands by your side.
Right.
And that bitch goes off.
No.
Right? No.
No, all right, pull a judge out here.
I don't know what they think.
Pull a judge out.
We'll get someone down here in a minute.
It's like the J was silent.
I'm actually a really big fan of LEO Orchestra.
Yeah, I know.
When she said the LEO light, like what the fuck is an LEO light?
What are you talking about?
She's great.
We need to be able to see your eyes, ma'am.
That's why we have a light on you.
I don't know why this is such a problem.
She adjusted her hair like they were going to do a selfie with her.
Oh, I know.
Yeah.
At first she's like, yep, no, all right.
What are we doing?
All right. So now we get into another thing that we see in all these videos.
Everyone thinks they're going to sue the police.
Definitely are.
Everyone thinks they got a big case for the way they're being treated.
100%.
The lights on the background can go off.
Otherwise, I'll sue you, you and you for the same thing.
Okay.
Turn it off.
So we're going to just go to the next exercise.
No, we're going to go ahead and go with the same exercise.
No, I explain multiple times you have not.
Not militia.
Are you going to turn that?
Listen to me.
So, again, I realize she's on substances of some sort.
But the fact that she thinks she's now making the rules for her field surprise.
I would never read a million years.
I'm like, no, no, no, officer.
That's not the way we're doing it this time.
Yeah.
But you said it's 2024.
So listen, you said straight line.
I say evasive maneuvers.
Right.
You all deal with it.
I did it right.
All right.
So I love that she thinks she's, she's a turning to stuttering John there.
I'm going to sue you.
I'm going to sue you.
I'm going to sue you.
What's that guy's name?
I'm going to do jerky boys.
Yeah.
I'll sue everyone.
I'm going to sue everybody.
My shoes fell off.
All right.
So let's go to my next track on here where she does want to talk to her husband again.
I'm trying to get the instructions.
Place your left foot on the line and your right foot directly.
Go on.
Let me call my husband.
Yeah.
Cool.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm trying. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm trying to call my husband. And I'm trying to walk. I'm trying to walk. Give me your phone. No, I'm trying to walk. I'm trying to walk without my husband. I'm trying to walk without my husband. I'm trying to walk. I hate you, bitch. How many times did you experience someone resisting while telling you?
you, they're not resisting.
Yes.
Is that a normal thing?
It's very normal.
It's very common.
We see that all the time out here.
She's like, look, and I'm just trying to call my husband.
I don't know why you guys are you.
Why you prevented me for doing that?
I don't like how she made it so personal at the end.
She told her she hates her.
I don't like you at all.
You just put me in handcuffs.
I hate handcuffs.
Jerk.
It does not look like she hates handcuffs.
I'll be honest with you.
Yeah, she's probably had some fun times.
Yeah, that's a good point.
All right.
So back to the precinct.
let's see how she's feeling now that she's in custody
why is everybody holding me what is going on
why is this happening
I didn't do these people
I wasn't even drunk enough
to be pulled over and to be
and to be like we put aside
whatever the warrant is to be
arrested
I didn't do
I did do it
Why is everyone taking my earring down?
Why is everyone taking my earrings out?
Because you're in jail, dummy, because you're in jail.
They strapped her to the chair, too.
Yeah, she's strapped down to a wheel chair.
Wildly traumatized by this.
Did you hear her say, I wasn't even drunk enough?
That's a weird thing to say.
To qualify enough.
Not even drunk enough.
I don't know what you guys' problem.
I thought this was America.
And she's very concerned
that she's not being treated fairly
Vaney as we'll see in this next video
Well, I mean, they're taking out her earrings, Carl
So then why is everybody to heal
Because you're in jail
I'm going to have it
Why is everybody being mean?
Why does everybody be mean?
Well, congratulations
I'm a human being
oh god
why's ever being mean
ma'am I don't know if you remember this
but you're being quite mean to a lot of the police
I would like it if they were being mean
look at these ugly earrings we have to take up
these are so taggy and gross
these must be cheap as shit
oh really upset oh piercing pagoda
oh yeah that's a nice place
this place to buy this
loser
all right
my next clip we just have a couple more here
so there's
she's back in the room with the guys
with the breathalyzer.
So this is a whole different officer
who specializes in administrating the breathalyzer.
He was not at the traffic stop.
Okay.
And she takes a liking to him.
Oh.
And so if he wants to know,
or she wants to know,
would you have done the field sobriety test
if I was there?
He's asking her that question.
Okay.
Would you have done the sobriety exercises for me?
I tried to do it.
when they snagging before I was done.
Okay.
I said...
You didn't.
You'll have a court date.
You'll have a court date and you...
No.
No.
You don't want a court date?
I mean, please, please, please, please, please, please.
You want you going to go me on like an ankle monitor or something to keep all to me.
Please let me in there.
Oh my kids.
It's not my sense.
You judge.
No.
No, no, no, no.
It's up to the judge.
No, what time?
What time is the judge?
It's up to the judge, what time he's the judge?
Judge you're going to stop.
Carl, I don't care for her when she's being like this.
She never stops talking.
She's so fucking annoying.
She's not a listener.
Definitely not a listener.
Not a listener.
She is like every woman in the Furica family.
Oh, no.
I wondered why you like,
are traumatized by this video right now.
Actually, it's like a Fureka family Sunday dinner.
All right, so here's my question for you.
We have one more.
We have the conclusion coming up in a second.
Here's my question to you, because obviously you spent most of your time on the force
without cop camps.
Yes.
Do you think they're a net positive, or are they a pain in the ass for the police?
All right, so I'll be a nerd for a second.
I'll tell you statistically, all us old-timers did not want the young kids to get them.
And I say kids are a term of endear them because they're all younger than us.
But it has turned out to be a whole net positive.
Yeah.
And the reason why is the internal complaints that come down,
now they just pop on the software.
They look up and they said,
the cop never told you to go, fuck yourself.
You know, so the complaints have gone down substantially.
The last time I had talked to the Rochester Police Department guys,
I was talking to our union and our internal affairs guys.
They said they went from having, I don't know,
about 95 complaints a year to like 14.
So that's a positive for sure
Because you can prove that they always make up shit
That the police officers did
But the problem is
You can't rough these assholes up like he used to be able to
And sometimes they deserved it
How would you recommend rousing a suspect
Which you talk about was
Come on, you're retiring
We can talk
So here's the thing
You know what I can't
As a turn on that
When I can't to spin it
I can't believe the cops that do the stuff
that they do, knowing that they do have
the cameras on.
Really?
Because they're overly polite for the most part.
Well, 90, I'm talking about 99% of the guys are.
Yeah.
But then there's that one percent.
I'm not talking about in Rochester.
I'm talking about nationally.
There's some guy that does something so stupid.
I just like, did he forget that that was on his chest?
Yeah.
You know, so.
When you said guy, you meant woman.
I'm picking up what you're putting down, Johnny.
I've seen those videos too.
But no, I get annoyed.
Because like I said, I was a huge fan of cops.
Yeah.
Like, they didn't take any shit.
And now this new, you know, the post-George Floyd police force is so fucking polite people who don't deserve it at all.
Too patient.
Yeah.
You know, there's definitely that, you know, the courteousness, which is, it should still be tolerated because you have to meet the level of verbal force that you're receiving and sometimes telling someone you're acting like a fucking idiot.
Yep.
It changes their channel and they're like, oh, man, maybe I'm acting like a fucking idiot.
Maybe I should stop.
Yeah.
you know um but in 2020 since 2020 then i were talking about it before right then it's it's
the ballot reform it's that it's that shit that is causing societal breakdown all over this
country well it's also you know when you say hey fuck you're acting like a fucking asshole to somebody
now they don't take that moment of introspection uh-huh johnny they just go what did you
say to me it's like they don't fucking process that even yeah well they don't have to anymore
because they know that nine times, almost 10 times out of 10, unless you kill somebody,
you're not going to jail.
Right.
You got to get a pair of tickets.
It's ridiculous.
It's what's disgusting.
And it goes on.
And mostly these liberal cities that have these crazy, like Rochester.
I was going to say, like Rochester.
I should say, like New York State.
Yeah.
But, you know, like New York State, when you have these crazy laws that they have, and no one
could debate us.
We've offered people to come on our podcast, and they don't come on.
They don't call us.
They don't leave emails.
We offer it to them.
But no one could substantiate.
these bowel reform laws, you know.
Well, it's interesting to see what Gavin Newsom's going to do because now he's decided
that they have a homeless problem in California.
He's like, well, we should probably clean this up because if I'm going to run for president
in four years, there's going to be a lot of counter videos looking at Skid Row.
You want this guy to be the president?
Like, oh, I probably not.
It's like when he cleaned up his city when Chi came from China.
Oh, gosh, all of a sudden San Francisco is immaculate.
There's no human feces on the sidewalk.
There's no needle.
That's a big job.
There's a big job right there.
But yeah, it's amazing that they can do it when they need to.
Oh, Simon 343, thanks for the 499.
Did you guys hear about the 300 in town 310-pound foster mother who crushed a 10-year-old
for misbehaving with two other kids watching it?
No, but we have an email address just for things like that, Simon 3-4-3.
Tell the people what our email address is many.
The creep-off pot at gmail.com.
Send me the link please.
The creep-off pot at g-com.
The creep-off pot at g-gum.
Yes, but yeah, when you find things like that, we always like to see it.
We have one more video, just a conclusion on this, Vinnie, and then we'll move on with our lives.
You got it.
Do you understand?
What's his name is deputy to what?
And you don't want to talk and walk out.
So I'm going to ask you, do you understand the right, so I can explain it to you?
I passed all of the tests.
Rachel was charged with driving under the influence second offense of obstruction without violence and possession of T.
T.C. oil.
There you go.
How disappointing is that?
That's it?
They never tell us what she blew.
They never tell us anything.
Well, see, a lot of people don't understand with the oil.
The content is it could be off the charge.
It could be off the charge.
It could be off the charts.
Yeah, like it's hard to regulate the milligrams.
It's hard to see what the dosages.
Yeah.
The HC.
I mean, people have done some crazy stuff.
They say it's almost at the level of PCP.
No shit.
Yeah.
So you got to be careful.
It's just not.
We should get some oil, very.
Yeah.
Where can I get that?
Yeah.
Let's get a party going over here.
Yeah. So that makes sense. That makes sense. She was in possession of the oil and the dosage on that,
you know, unless you make it yourself and you know exactly what's in there, then...
You know the other thing I wonder about these videos? So this is just on YouTube. And you know her friends and
family have found this video. Oh, yeah. You know who she reminded me up, by the way?
Who's that? I'm sorry. Finish your point.
She reminded me the smoke show chick that was on the airplane. The hot, the hot...
Oh, yeah. She kind of reminded me of her a little bit.
She's yelling at the invisible people. Oh, right. Yes.
She kind of mind me to her.
Yeah, and her actions too. Yeah. Good point.
No, I wonder, though, like these videos come out and they make a fool of themselves
and they're such assholes, they're going to sue the police and it turns out they're
humiliated. But don't you want it to come out that you were on meth or something?
If you're like, that was THC oil? Do you turn it to that big of a lunatic?
That's embarrassing.
Yeah, you're not getting invited to do a lot of parties after that.
Yeah, are you guys going to the concert? Oh, no. No, we don't even like concerts anymore.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Don't tell Rachel about the concert.
We don't go to Cosman with Rachel anymore.
Hey, guys, you want to do some voicemails?
Yeah, let's do it.
All right, they're brought to us by our friends in Syracuse.
The creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse.
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See you in Syracuse.
It's always topical, that guy.
He's always right on time.
You got any voicemail, say, Carl?
I do.
Let's hear a quick one.
I've been hearing this other places, too.
This calls for the creepoff.
This is Turbo 7049.
I'll let you know.
Carl's a cunt.
Thanks a lot for that.
That wasn't funny.
I'm not laughing at that.
I was just thinking of something.
Yeah, you probably heard a joke
on the way over here or something you remembered.
Do you remember when you and I were laughing earlier
when we were calling Carl a cunt?
Was that the joke?
How'd that guy know?
Hi, Carl.
One for the creep off.
I was really enjoying your latest bonus episode
available at patreon.com slash the creep off.
And in particular, the Carl's Cop Cam segment and the Carl's Cop Cam segment on the regular episode,
both of which featured, I don't know if I'd say entitled, but certainly drunken, idiot, cunts,
viciously resisting arrest.
He's British, he could say that.
Well, the younger one was, anyway, the older one, only, old Irish bitch, only pushed someone.
I'm thinking, why don't these cops just fucking pepper spray them?
Why?
I remember there was
things sort of went viral
in Rochester
where some young
I think black girl
was pepper sprayed
in the back of a police car
and everyone lost their shit
and it's like no
it was entirely justified
you've got the pepper spray
like to think about
if it's animal control
you've got these
out of control
drunk bits
well okay
we're not calling them animals
um
pepper spray versus taser
Johnny what's your take
well listen I have
I've had tasted both of them
uh huh
and I
what's more fun to use on someone
is my question
The taser
The pepper spray is not going to get back on you
You never got to use a taser
It's the only reason why to become a cop
Well, you know
Like I said, I'm so old
Yeah
When they came on
I was in positions with the department
That they didn't issue them to me
So, you know
I was usually working in some type
of undercover capacity
They don't give them to you
But I have been tased
Under the right ass cheek
Believe it or not
And I must have jumped
My vertical was probably
About 107 feet at that point
That sucks
But I would rather get, I would rather honestly get tased because pepper spray is horrible.
Yeah.
It takes a long time to go away.
It attaches to your eyelids.
It's got residual stuff.
It's horrible.
But that kid was young, so they got over it.
So I don't know about the video that he was referring to.
You were nodding your head.
Yeah.
He was talking about the video when the cops had that.
She was like a 14-year-old girl.
She threatened to kill her mom.
It was over off of, it was like cocky.
It was like Harris Street.
Nice neighborhood.
Nice neighborhood.
Yeah, it's where I did half my most of the time on a job.
I did like almost 20 years in that area.
But yeah, so she threatened to kill her mom.
I was not in my head because the girl was totally out of control
and was not being compliant at all in the cops' head,
sprayed her in the back seat.
What do you think about what's going on now?
The video that came out, I think it was on East and Alexander,
where the chicks were all twerking on the cruiser
and the police that was just standing there watching it?
Yeah, the fuck was that.
Since the bar district has come to fruition in the last 15, 20 years,
I mean, it's taken some roller coaster rides,
but that bar district, there's always some RPD bar tweaking video on top of a cop car that seems like once every couple years.
But somebody said that, and I've got to confirm this too, because we're going to do a pot on it on that one, too.
But someone said one of our cars got shot up.
I don't know if that's true or not, but it's mayhem down there right now.
Jesus Christ.
Come to Jabalcon, too.
Tabalcon 2, August 16 and 17.
By the way, coming to Carlson, while is in the city, is a lovely neighborhood.
Right, we'll take a pedal tour down to do a pedal tour down to.
cocky have you.
There's a lot more to this
voicemail, but it's too long.
But thank you for calling it.
Podcast profit calling in.
Podcast profit here.
Holy Spirit speaking through me.
We're talking about
art-hearted
workers at
Bowling Alley
or he was a bowling alley addict,
I guess. But anyways,
working with these people.
It's a nightmare.
I got a guy who will call
him, Joe. In the
morning, at the restaurant I work
at where I'm the sushi at.
Now, it's a $2 million
restaurant a year.
What's your cut?
He's not bragging, but
anyways.
Now, he is
sunshine and
fucking rainbows all day.
Is he the fastest dishwasher? No, but
he's always consistent.
And then we have another guy who's just like
headphones in
all day and
he just does what he does
and it sucks
but you know
it is what it is one of those
retard centers we go through
hashtag love you
okay
you know if ever suffered a brain injury
that wouldn't be such a bad life
put your headphones in go to work
wash some dishes all day
and nobody has any expectations
just does what he does
take your time
he might have been out of the THC oil that guy
yeah he might have been
he was having a hard time
someone in the chat
and I'm getting distracted
and I apologize I told
Johnny not to do this and I'm doing that. I can't stop.
It's too much. But the greatest
cop video that came out was the
acorn hitting the top of the car.
Oh, the shots. Oh, embarrassing. And then two different
police officers lit up the car with the suspect in the
back. I get with it. They didn't kill the guy. I know.
The shot so many shots into the car.
So we call that sympathetic fire, right?
So the first guy who did it, yeah.
Yeah. So the first guy that fires
just automatically assumes that his
brother of officers. That's PTSD or something. Right.
So sympathetic fire is, oh man,
if he's shooting, he must be right. So I'm going to start
shooting and yeah the acorn thing is embarrassing i saw that it wasn't great it was great for
yeah no we loved it we watched it yeah we enjoyed the shit out of that uh animal kelly
nice to hear from you hey vanie's animal kelly it's been a while since i called or been watching
the show but uh i don't got much time to say but i just want to say man after i saw that photo
of you and your wife doing the 5k i just want to say i'm proud of you man i put a big smile on
my face i'm happy to hear you gotten better with your health dude i can't
wait to be a fan now, and for many years
to come. Keep on creeping.
Thanks, Animal Kelly.
You're too nice to me.
Vinny hates couple buds. Not a fan.
But although you really desist
like insults, too, so I'm not sure how to talk to you.
I don't want anybody to talk to me.
All right. Fine. All right.
Hi and tight. Thanks for
the $2. Can I hear Johnny say wildcard
again?
Did I say wild card?
In reference, though, I don't know. Wildcard.
Sheet, partner
Labor and Mystic
Thanks for the five bucks
Sorry for delay
Vinnie theme comment
Benner Roughly
Got the music
I'll voice mail ready
Which is better
Paulino cop stream
Or Vinnie's cop stream
Interesting
Wait you're taking over the cop cam
What's going on here?
I'm confused
Are you in business with this guy?
Well when I give out
Some cop cam videos
Maybe I deserve a song
Okay, fair enough
Labor music says
To fit the American Dream song
Of Dusty Roads
How does that go, Vinny?
It's American Dream.
Oh, I should mention, Vinny's a good friend.
He bought me a toy when he was at the toy store the other day.
I was in a Target.
I have my own Holkogen rocking out of the guitar.
I just saw Corey Feldman in Detroit perform music.
That kid's a little than me.
The way he plays guitar, similar to one holocagon, no idea how to play guitar at all.
Was he dressed like Michael Jackson?
Yeah, he was doing Michael Jackson, dance moves and everything.
It's hysterical.
Okay.
To answer your question, Labor and Mystic, I think Paulino cop stream flows better with American Dream.
Okay.
Syllables wise.
I like it.
Okay.
We covered this.
No, we didn't hear about it, but send us the email.
Yep.
Simon.
Red at Jared C.
Thanks for the five bucks.
Which song is the scum parade theme a parody of?
I keep humming it as I drive and love some more appropriate lyrics to sing around the family.
Ocean Man, I believe.
the song that you're referring to.
It is.
By ween.
Carl's favorite.
That's right.
And a Gartner fan, thanks for the two bucks.
No more wood shampoo for difficult perps.
I think he's asking you.
A little wood shampoo action.
We know what that references to.
The old nightstick.
Eb Nye, thanks for the two pounds.
Do you ship the Dabalcon S.J.
Real Dog dolls to the UK?
No, but we all send you as couch cushions.
Johnny, this is a crazy thing.
So John left his apartment.
in Canoga Park in the valley.
Okay.
And he put all of his furniture just out on the curb and left.
And a listener to the show goes by Sheet Shitterson, drove by and grabbed his couch cushions.
Oh, boy.
And he's done a black light exam on them.
They're quite stained with a lot of weird stuff.
He's shipping them to my house and we will have them on display right here at DabbleCod, too.
Is he going to come after you for that?
Is he stuttering John?
Yeah.
He's going to come after us for everything.
That's what I was saying.
Now for saying that even though he discarded the property, he's going to call you saying you stole his property.
Oh, that's interesting. That's funny.
That's my couch cushion.
That's my couch cushion.
I'll send you whatever amount of money you need the equivalent of the couch cushion.
All right, guys.
What do you say we do a scum parade?
Let's do it.
Scum parade.
Take me on a raid of these fuchsia raids that these creeps have made.
Scum parade.
Vinny and Carl
Gonna tell you about some fuck shit
Scum parade
Like stories of a kid
Fuck by his mom or dad
Soking up the blood of a cat
Scum parade
Oh god
Now this portion of the show
We're wrapping up
Thank you for your time today
It's been great having you
We got four stories
That are in the news this week
from all over the world usually,
but mostly focused on the U.S.
And Vinnie curates these.
They're help from our friend Alex and some others
who give us these great stories.
Take it away, Vinnie.
Well, Carl, we're going to start off in North Carolina
where a FedEx driver allegedly stole a family's French bulldog.
Then threw it in the back of his hot truck
and let it die because it was so hot.
Wait, are FedEx trucks that air-conditioned?
The back of them, probably not.
That's cool because I had like electronics being delivered to my house.
house. I don't want them to melt.
They don't feel the shit.
If a dog can't survive it, what's my iPhone
going to do?
The now ex-employee, Kamani
Johann Marshall, excuse of swiping
the 5,500 championship show
dog named Tori with
the intent to breed it. Now,
Marshall's 44 years old
and he reportedly knew Tori's owners
that had previously asked them about breeding
the beloved pooch with one of his dogs,
but the owners declined. I don't know
that he'd be a great breeder based on
the information that I have about this gentleman.
Yeah, well, was he going to make the dog's fuck in the back of a truck?
That's seedy.
It's not how you get good puppies.
But I have to give him credit, though.
The guy's like, like, I'm stealing this dog, but I've got to get these deliveries out on time, which that really should be your top priority as a FedEx driver.
I don't think he was a breeder.
I think he was a lot of peanut butter in his basement.
Oh, you think that's one of this?
It was just a really cute French bull dog.
Couldn't resist it.
Well, on July 3rd.
Willie Fitch agrees.
For whatever reason, he allegedly took the pup from the family's yard while delivering packages in the neighborhood.
While Tori's family frantically searched nearby woods for her and posted missing dog flyers around town, the dog was believed to have already had died.
On July 7th, they found the dog dead, and they believe that Marshall kept Tori in the truck while he finished his delivery route for FedEx,
and the French bulldog died of heat stroke or related sickness from the scorching temperatures inside the truck.
He's being held on a $50,000 bond.
Now, of course, a spokesperson for FedEx did put out a statement, as they often do with him.
things like this happened. It said, there's plenty of French bulldogs. Just go get another one.
I actually have the audio of their statement. Okay. I don't care. Wow. I don't care.
My jokes don't go over. So, Farnex is just like, what are you going to do? Use UPS? I didn't
think so. Deal with it. Our first two stories today are not great for animals. Sorry everybody.
And they both happen in North Carolina. A landlord is accused of shooting and killing his
tenant's cat, well, they were away on vacation, leading to felony breaking and entering
an animal cruelty charges.
The man's name is Dustin Timothy McCormick.
He's 37 years old.
And he did this all on a surveillance camera.
He fired a 40 caliber semi-automatic pistol handgun at a pet tabby cat named Frank.
40 caliber, you said?
Yeah.
Does that seem excessive for a cat, for a house cat?
You're going to see nothing but feathers after that.
fur, fur, I mean.
I like that better.
Yeah, the cat just ate a bird.
Yeah, right.
So McCormick insisted he was only trying to scare the cat.
There's better ways to scare cats.
Behind the year.
He does not like the tenants, and he claims he was pissed off, and he has a right to be
mad, and he was right to do what he did.
He is indignant, because not only did this cat go inside of this property that he owns
and spray all over the walls
and make the place stink like fucking piss.
I hate that.
He said,
they didn't even tell him
that they had a cat
and there's a $250 pet deposit
that they didn't pay.
Okay.
So it was a fugitive cat
that we're talking about here.
Is it illegal?
These people,
he claims that he keeps a bedroom
in the house with his stuff in it.
So he comes and goes as he wants.
And when the cat was in there
and the pee was there and they weren't there,
he straight up,
I watched the video.
He kicks the cat in the ass out.
door like a cartoon
kicks the cat in the ass
and that starts firing a cut at it
as the cat tries to run away.
What do they say in the statement in the article
too? He goes, I think anyone else would have done
the same thing in my position.
Yeah. All right, first off, if anyone
ever needed a PR agent,
it's this fucking guy. That's the worst thing you can say.
But secondly, I'd hate to be
around the people he hangs out with.
If he's just like, no, all my buddies would have done the same
thing. Like, okay. Your friends are
creeps. Here's what they said. There's a right way and a wrong way to do things, McCormick said.
And I mean, I've never been in a situation like this before. I did like, I think a lot of people
would have done. I've had people reach out to me and say they would have done worse than what I had done.
They would have done worse. I would have tortured that kid. That shot in the head.
And strapped it to the head to the door of the house to let them know you owe me $250.
Left of my bill. So these poor people, they were out.
They were on vacation, and, uh, yeah, it's bad.
They found the cat bleeding out underneath the car.
Yeah, he didn't even kill the cat, so he wounded it.
The cat crawled underneath the car and died.
He didn't hit it with a 40K?
I mean, he hit it.
It's pretty crazy.
I don't know if it, like, shot the ear off, like Trump or what happened?
Well, I should talk.
I've nicked a couple dog paws back in the day.
Have you?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
So, what are you going to tell?
A lot of dogs in that neighborhood.
Listen, anybody could shoot a dog setter mask.
You try to hit one in the pinky on the back toe.
Yeah, that's very difficult.
It's impressive.
That's for you.
McCormick is currently free on $20,000 secured bond and it's due back in court next month.
Do you want to clarify any of that before we get angry emails about having people out who shoot dogs?
Oh, this one says because we do high-risk warrant.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we did high-risk warrant.
I just walk around the neighborhood, just start helping around.
The way that you explain that, people were going to be like, this guy just shoots a dog.
Like, no, no, no, no, no, it's a, I'm the job kind of thing.
Right.
Allegedly.
I was trying to help you out, but they're going to.
goes that.
A gentleman by the name of Fasiel Teckler-Marion is dead.
He was 53 years old.
I hardly knew him.
I didn't know it at all.
He seemed like a lovely man, very generous.
Now, this happened to Washington, D.C.
Authorities believe he died violently in April, and his thumb was cut off in order to access
his mobile payment app on his phone and steal money from him.
Dude, that's scary because I use the face recognition on my phone, so we're going to cut
off my face?
Face off.
Yeah.
Chevalta's going to come and get you.
Oh, fuck.
The police have served an arrest warrant on a 19-year-old girl,
Audrey Denise Miller,
who investigators believe killed this 54-3-year-old man.
Now, this guy had several cuts to his leg,
a cut on his right hand, and his right thumb had been removed.
According to the document, a witness told police
that Miller and another woman identified as Tiffany Taylor Gray
had cut off the man's thumb.
He also had fractures on his head
and had been stabbed in the stomach.
They believe that he died of blunt force trauma and sharp force injuries.
They also found evidence suggesting cleaning products have been used at the crime scene.
So premeditation, they went in there, they fucked this guy up, chopped his thumb up, and tried to clean it up.
That's pretty shitty.
Over several days, security cameras captured Miller Gray and two other men coming and going from the building where this guy lived.
And according to the affidavit, alleged they used his key fob to get into his apartment, taking several items, including electronics,
watches. Now this woman is believed to be a
prostitute. They said they were in some type of relationship. This scares
this shit out of me. Because if the prostitutes are going to start killing us now,
we're fucked. Be on the lookout, everybody. We're Shawcross when you
need them. Yeah, right? I know we need someone to clean this thing up. Oh, Artie's rolling over
at his grave right now when he hears a story like this. But what I liked about this story,
there's a lot to like about this story. Right. Is that the stolen money
was used on Uber's, marijuana, and alcohol.
Are you listening, Chad Zumak?
When you steal people's money, have some fun with it.
It's not just for basic essentials.
Went to Chili's.
Yeah, have a time.
All right.
Milk for your kids.
So they have been arrested and are being charged with first degree murder
and armed felony murder.
Now, Carl, I have saved our most depraved story for last.
Yes, you have.
I sent this to you for the bonus episode, and we didn't get to it.
So why not save it for last, the cootie gras, the kill shot, so to speak, of the creep off?
This is to make sure that Johnny never comes back again after this story.
Two gentlemen named Dylan Brister and Cameron Allen spiked a gentleman by the name of Callan Simpson's drinks,
leaving him unconscious before subjecting him to a sexual assault which was recorded on a mobile phone.
Mr. Simpson, who was 24 years old and a father of three, died from intoxication with a Class C.
drug called edizolam in his system and alcohol following the attack on him inside of these
people's home quick observation on the story the way that it's written so they identify him as a
father young father was killed why is he identified as a father's his job embarrassing or something
like normally you identify like a banker or a marketing expert or something maybe he was a stay at home
dad he might have been a stay at home dad that's embarrassing so basically to sum this up these guys
were going on Grindr and trying to find men who were into BDSM to come and play
fucked up leather games with them.
Sure.
And the guy that they originally had coming over, backed out.
So another friend that they had came by just to hang out and say hello and brought his
friend Callum.
This is crazy because so they did have a guy they found on Grindr who was like, yeah,
I'm into that sort of shit.
And then he had second thoughts decided not to go.
So he's reading the story.
going, oh my God, I dodged a bullet.
But it's not like a cool story you can tell people.
You know, like Seth McFarland didn't get on the airplane that flew into one of the twin
towers on 9-11.
Cool story to tell.
Yeah, I was supposed to be on that plane.
I slept in.
This guy's just like, yeah, I was going to go over and get my ass raped by these guys
wearing like a gimp suit.
And turns out I decided not to go.
And then someone else was murdered.
That great?
Like, ugh.
Bring me to Gimp.
This guy, Callum, sits and showed up with another friend of his name Dylan
Stewart who knew the pair.
Yeah.
And just left. He was like, oh, yeah, bye guys.
They were all just drinking. And Calam
Simpson is like, oh, whatever. He doesn't
know anything's afoot.
And he's got three kids at home. He wants to hang out and party for a little
bit. Right. And the attorney said, there's
no evidence that Calam Simpson had any, quote,
homosexual tendencies.
Who knows?
That's the PR guy for you. That's you were looking for.
Yeah, right. Exactly. Yeah. Need that.
So they basically
they both claim
that the drugs that they thought
that they gave him
were actual diazepram
and then the other one's like
no they weren't
you bought him from some lady on the street
and they were like in plastic bags
they told you be careful with these
it would kill somebody
so they start they're both trying to rat each other out
get your story straight boys
so Mr. Simpson was found dead the next day
and Alan told police in a statement
that he had set a prayer for him
He claimed that he had bad sexual thoughts because of what happened to me, whatever.
He tries to act all, you know, pious about it.
Yeah, he's like, listen, I'm not a rapist.
I mean, I rape on the weekends.
Like, you know, but I'm not like a rapist.
We are not rapists.
We are young boys that like a bit of fun.
Yeah, right.
We're going on for a Friday night.
Who knows it's going to happen?
Well, an experienced medical examiner who saw the injuries inflicted on Mr. Simpson told the court, quote,
if that person was awake and fully conscious, it would have been very painful.
I would imagine.
They showed the video...
Why they didn't use lube?
I don't think they did.
That's rough.
The video footage, they said the victim was unconscious.
His breathing was affected and he was snoring.
The court heard evidence that Brister had previously spiked the drink of a woman
with diazepine in 2018 and put tablets in the mouth of a woman named Stephanie Cooper
without her consent, which he swallowed and left her feeling dizzy and spaced out at his home.
So they brought it other people he's tried to drug.
Brister told the court he suffered from complex post-traumatic stress disorder.
in a personality disorder and received anti-psychotic medication.
So he's trying to claim he's crazy.
The other guy did it, and I'm crazy.
It wasn't me.
They're both just pointing at each other.
Plus, they're both LGBTQIA plus.
Give him a break.
Plus, they graduated summa cum laude from the Cosby School of Dating.
They got that part down.
This guy, Brister, says, I won't dispute the fact that Callum passed out and we carried on.
I didn't spike that boy, but yes, I gave him drugs, he said.
We raped him.
continued to have sex.
It is what it is.
That's the quote.
Yeah.
So Alan said he was in love with Brister, but claimed the older man ill-treated him.
He said, I was treated more like a dog than a servant.
He was just a violent, angry man.
So he's trying to blame Brister.
Brister's blaming Alan.
And they are, this is all going to a jury.
And it sounds like they are going to be in custody waiting the verdict.
More like Summa come loudly.
Says Captain Cheese.
Hey-oh.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Hold on.
I want to make sure I didn't miss anything.
Best viewers in all the podcasting.
We appreciate all you creepos out there.
They really, really are.
So, Johnny, one more time while you're here, my friend.
How can we find your show?
Yeah, man.
You can find it in two places.
So we're on YouTube at Crime Dog Podcast,
and Crime Dog is DAWG Crime Dog podcast.
And then if you don't want to go there and you want to pop over to our website
where we've got a library of videos,
you can go to the Crime Dog Podcast.
click on any of our library and it'll take you to our YouTube page sweet and if you want to
meet Johnny in person he'll be at the beer park this Sunday from two to five enjoying the
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two to five come by and say hello all right folks thank you again we are going to be putting up
a poll on our patreon today and I'm going to try to remember to post it for our YouTube members as well
to decide what we're going to watch
coming up on Friday's bonus episode
because it usually would be Thunder and Paradise
but we're getting towards the end
and we want to space it out a little bit
so we're going to put a couple other
options out there you guys get to decide
and we'll have fun with you on Friday
Did you reach out to that guy
about our next Hall of Fame episode?
Oh, I did not.
I thought you were going to do that.
Was I supposed to?
I can, I can.
Okay. Dang Lizard, thanks for the five euros.
So they all act, so they acted all Aaron about it.
Repend, confess your sins
and think of the poor children.
That was all allegedly by a third party.
Yeah, it seems to work.
Just be like, yeah, of course I broke every law there is,
but I told you guys about it before they did.
So it's fine.
Not it.
Well, Carl, should we tell Johnny how we end the show every week?
I think he's going to figure it out one way or another.
Well, go to the creepoff.com.
It's nice to be important.
It's more important to be nice.
Gagia, see you guys on Friday.
How do I leave?
I just want to leave.
You don't have to play the music.
Are we off?
There, no.
No.
No.
Carl, did you really think I was to let you off that easily?
Oh, shit, I got to spin a wheel, don't I?
Yeah.
You certainly fucking do.
I forgot about that.
Are we still live?
Yeah.
Oh, oh, shit.
We are absolutely still live.
Oh, wait.
Was that all recorded?
No, I don't think that was, but.
No, no, you guys weren't recorded.
Oh, okay.
You guys are.
Carl, so we're coming over here.
Now, listen, Carl, before you go over there, let's just remind everybody.
Am I off, Vinny?
No, you're still there, Johnny.
hang out tank tight for a second buddy
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Let's do this spin that wheel bitch
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All right.
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Bye, everybody.
See it.
Oh, that was fun.
