The Creep Off - Episode 223: Stop in the Name of Meth!

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

This week Karl & Vinnie are joined by Johnny Fiorica a retired Detective from the Crime Dawgs Podcast to break down the Maplewood park shooting in Rochester, NY: In this week’s competit...ion the boys make their nominations for the biggest creeps on the boat: Karl's Cop Cam features an officer's encounter with an attractive young mom who, unfortunately, is also an ugly crier: In the Scum Parade, we meet a dedicated fed-ex driver/dog breeder a terrible landlord and a couple of young men in Scotland who just like to have a “bit of fun” and to wrap it up Karl Spins the Wheel The score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: North Carolina FedEx driver steals family's French bulldog that died after being left in hot truck: sheriff (nypost.com)Landlord accused of killing tenants’ cat while they’re on beach vacation | The IndependentSlain man's thumb sliced off and used to steal from his mobile payment app, officials say (nbcnews.com)Depraved killers filmed themselves raping young dad after spiking his drink - Mirror OnlineWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Carl. Hey, what's happening, Vinny? You brought in a narque? I did. You brought a narc in our studio? You know how I've been ever since we've been doing these Carl cop cams. I've been, uh, licking boots.
Starting point is 00:00:15 You're a boot licker Carl. I'm a blue boot looker these days. Oh, man. I can't even believe this. But, uh, I guess we got to start the show. Let's do it. You're listening to the Carl Network. Attention, parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids.
Starting point is 00:00:35 Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Disgusting Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Ola creepos, welcome to another edition of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps, for you creeps. I'm your host. is Vinnie and joining me as always. It's my co-host, my best pal. It's hot. Cuckaca Carl. What's up, buddy?
Starting point is 00:01:36 What's happening, Vinnie? I'm in a good mood today. I have a feeling that Danny's going to be here to bring me some good news. I'm excited about that. This round has been tough, but I feel like I really brought it last week and I'm feeling good about my chances. I'm glad you are. Now, Carl, before I bring her in, we have someone in studio.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Who's your friend? Yeah, so Johnny Fioreka is here with us. He's from the Crime Dog podcast, D-A-W-G. crime dog podcast and a retired RPD detective and he's the one who's helped me out with some information especially when our DA well I did not want to get pulled over in Webster and so Johnny's on top of all this shit Rochester News we had a big incident that happened last night and I also thought it'd be fun to have him here to talk about this cop camp I pulled for us yeah man thanks for thanks for coming out thanks for having me on man yeah dude it's good to see
Starting point is 00:02:25 you Johnny is quite the ball buster by the way you know what I told Vinny on the way in. What's that? I told Vinny, I go, you know, I didn't know if you guys were going to do a switcheroo on me. Yeah. And do like, you guys are going to roast my podcast. I'd be nervous about that, too. I was nervous about it. I would do something like that too. I know you would. That's why I love you. And I was sitting there going, oh, my God, I'm going to get roasted. It's going to be like St. Anthony's in 1976 all over again where I get bullied. So everyone knows you're not a good friend. Yes. That's the one thing that people know about me. Don't trust me at all. Go home crying to my mom like I used to. Oh, man. So, uh, well,
Starting point is 00:03:00 Welcome to the show, Johnny. Thanks, man. So one of the first things we do in every episode is we introduce our very, very lovely, our vivacious results girl. And she has a brand new song that just came in. Oh, let's hear it. Won't stop simping for her, no way. If she was a guy, then I would be gay. And no matter the cause, she is always a boss.
Starting point is 00:03:22 Rise up in the dabbled verse. I'm hanging on every word she spoke. If she had an only Bands, I'd be broke Never give up the fight Reading results all right Creep boaters rise up in the world Oh, I love it
Starting point is 00:03:39 Thank you Mr. Magenta I don't know what he's expecting out of you But I think he's expecting something Yeah He's getting that. He's written a lot of songs for you, Danny He really likes you a lot He does
Starting point is 00:03:49 He's awesome It's gonna take more than that To pay him back, I think Danny, where were we with at the score right? now as we speak before we read the results where are we currently uh right now vennie's five and carl's at three vennie's at four yeah four so whoever gets to five first and each week you guys vote on the creepoff dot com who brought the bigger creep whoever gets to five first
Starting point is 00:04:15 the other person has to spin the wheel of consequences so this is a game point week which usually makes me nervous but i'm confident i think i got this one all right danny please tell me the good news that I want to hear. Disgusting vomit-inducing thing. With 71% of the vote, Vinny is the winner this week. Yeah. It doesn't make it 5'3 now.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Fuck yeah. Do do-do-do-do-do-up. Full speed ahead. You're spinning that wheel today, motherfucker. Mr. Majza, I don't see what, I don't know what you see in this girl. She brings nothing but bad news out to this program. Hey, Carl, you know what that means?
Starting point is 00:04:59 What's that? One more for the good guys. You still owe us a book report, Carl. I do. Thank you, Danny. I know. I was thinking about that. I got to get on that.
Starting point is 00:05:09 I want to let you know, Carl, that suggested to me by the Oracle himself is that if you get into a situation where you have to spin the wheel and you have yet to complete your last consequence. which I have been there I've done it it automatically becomes winner's choice no that's what he's suggesting I'm not pushing it on you this week it's a little late notice to do that I like that though that's a fun rule
Starting point is 00:05:37 it is a fun rule okay and I think it's kind of fair while you're here Danny do you want to see the consequences Carl's going to have to choose from today let's take a look at the new list of generously sent us a whole bunch of suggestions we've gotten recently did you pick any of those I sure did Carl okay number one is winner's choice.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Number two is Patreon money and super chat money. I'm always rooting for that. I get all the money. Number three, Tom Meyer's stand-up. You have to listen to all of his available albums on a live stream. It's got like four or five of them. Which, by the way, could only be on the creep-off channel.
Starting point is 00:06:08 I'm putting that in the bylaws now. $100 to podcast, Hitman is still on there. Okay, yeah, that's fun. Just so you know, Johnny, we have a listener who murdered his girlfriend and is sitting in jail in Michigan. Yeah, he writes us notes from time to time. And he's always asking for money. He always needs money.
Starting point is 00:06:26 So one of the consequences would be giving him money. His name was podcast hitman, too. That was his nickname. And then he went and killed his girlfriend and left her in the basement for seven months until his family came over and went, hey, got it stinks in here. What's going on? A little seven. Oh, my God, a little seven.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Yeah. Number five, Chug Rochester hot sauce. What? Come on. That's ridiculous. Number six, watch gummo. And number seven, where later hosen? Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Don't know for how long. Well, I got the German Fest that's coming up in Spuds Report in, I think, September. Oh, no, no, no. So maybe I'll wear it by... Unironically, you have to have them unironic. Oh, shit. And then, as always, number eight, the dreaded past the spin. That's the one I like.
Starting point is 00:07:06 And you ain't never landed on it yet. Nope. And let's knock on some wood that you don't today. So, Danny, thank you for coming to bringing me good news today. We love you. Where could everybody follow you? Sorry? Where can everyone follow you?
Starting point is 00:07:22 Oh, on Instagram at Danny Desolation. There it is. We'll see you soon, Danny. Have a beautiful afternoon. Looking good. Bye, Danny. The best camera angle in the business right there, our girl, Danny. Yeah, by the way, I know you told me not to read the comments on the side.
Starting point is 00:07:38 So hard not to. I know. It said best tits at the top of the screen. I thought the guy was talking about my C-Cops. He was. He was. What a narcissist is Johnny guy. He thinks he's getting compliments already.
Starting point is 00:07:49 I think he's got better tits than me and Danny? I don't think so. You get out of here. Now, Johnny probably doesn't know this because he's new to the program, but today is a holiday. It certainly is. A very exciting holiday. It's Super Chat Monday. Nice.
Starting point is 00:08:01 That is the holiday you celebrate by super chatting the creep off, and we appreciate all the support that we get from you find folks. So let's hit some of these, Carl. I believe Harpua noticed that today's category's biggest creep on a boat. And he says, I live on a boat in Key West. And let me tell you, they're all creeps. Look up Jeff Sundwall. Oh, I didn't see that in my research. But yes, it's not hard to find creeps on a boat.
Starting point is 00:08:22 I was researching this category. Yeah, it was a pretty, it was like a softball today. Merleau Williams, thanks for the five bucks. First time catching live, it is my duty to helping celebrate Superchamp Monday. Vinny Winnie, the People's Champ. Thank you, Merle. I liked most of what you said there, Merleau. I was a big fan of the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Chris Engler, thanks for the two Canadian dollars, got my Rochester sauce yesterday. It's great. Yeah, Silk City hotsauceau.com, promo code WATP for 15% off. I have my own hot sauce, Johnny. You do? Yeah. Instead of buffalo sauce, it's Rochester sauce. Nice.
Starting point is 00:08:55 A little dabble do you. Hot and the rock. I can't wait to taste it. It's good. Koof is here. Thank you for not visiting Greenland. Thank you for not killing yourself, Koof. We love you, buddy.
Starting point is 00:09:04 High and tight. Thanks for the five bucks. Itm, gents. Unrelated, but have you two knucklehead seeing the new crack amico video? How about that sword and scale shout out yesterday? Yes. Yes. And I got to send Mike Boudet a note because my wife's an avid listener to sort of the scale.
Starting point is 00:09:21 She goes, holy shit, they're talking about this case in Rochester. He gave WTP a shoutout out on there. I was like, that's amazing. That's fucking awesome. Thank you, Mike. That is very cool. Have you seen the new Crack and Miko video? Nope.
Starting point is 00:09:31 You got to check it out. We'll do. Watch it afterwards. Coof, thanks for the two bucks. Kayla filed revenge porn charges against Aaron. Is that true? Whoa. Is that true?
Starting point is 00:09:42 That's interesting. What did Aaron put out? I'm not even sure. Someone in the chat, let us know if that's true. So there's a link or something because I don't think Kuf would lie to us. No, I don't think so. Coup's not the lion type. Hey,
Starting point is 00:09:54 1971 Puffy, thanks to the 1999 super sticker. That is a super sticker. Thank you, buddy. That is a super sticker. This one's not as super. Yeah, that's just a sticker. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:05 That's a crime dog. By Ann O'Hamson. Oh, is it really? No. The 99 cents. I thought you were bringing in some fans up here. We'll leave that one up there from Puffy. So Carl.
Starting point is 00:10:16 We got Rocco Orb B 2002. Oh, yeah. I don't know how you miss these things so much. I'm a fool. Rocko Orby, 2005, says Consequence number nine, get into an argument with woke dad over the cost of half and half in Philbett.
Starting point is 00:10:27 That's a good idea. That's a funny idea right there. Which one would you like to replace her? You have to drive to Ithaca and bother woke dad. All right, never mind. You're right. I'm not going to do that. No, no, I'm just to ask you.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Which one do we want to get rid of? Because I like that much better. I'm chugging hot sauce, I don't think is possible. Okay. So, I'll tell you what we're going to do. I know that was fun when you wrote that out there, but, you know, in reality. Listen, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:10:49 It could be bad for me. My doctor might not recommend that. Here's the deal. We could replace Chug Rochester hot sauce. If you promise that you will drive to Ithaca. I will. And go get a cup of coffee from woke dad so they could get a picture with him. And tell him how happy you are to be trans.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Dude, I think he might recognize me, though. Yeah, that'll make it funnier. There's this guy on TikTok who's like super liberal. One kid's gay, the other kid's trans. and every TikTok he puts out is about how amazing he is as a father and how progressive he is and he's building this art studio
Starting point is 00:11:26 for gay kids, he's doing all this stuff and he owns this mobile coffee shop and he's constantly talking about his mobile coffee shop well my buddy Joe, his in-laws live right there where he parks his mobile coffee shop so he went and paid him a visit the other day so it would be very
Starting point is 00:11:43 but he knows that we goof on him and I'm sure he's seen he's mentioned us before so I don't know that he would take kind of to me ordering a latte from him. What if you tip? Oh, yeah, I'll give him a nice tip. I owe him some money. He's made me some money over the last couple months.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Just a tip. All right. So, Carl, I won. That means I have to go first. Why don't you ring that bell for me? What to do it. All right. I want to introduce you to my creep, everybody.
Starting point is 00:12:08 This is a great picture of him. Oh, Jesus. You can't bring Santa Claus to creep. That is not Santa Claus. Ladies and gentlemen, this met this vicious monster's name is Silas. Dwayne Boston. Now, he's been described by many people as a charming, very manipulative guy, but also a straight-up sociopath, kind of Ted Bundy style.
Starting point is 00:12:31 In 1977, this lovely British couple right here, let me introduce you to them. That is Chris Farmer. He's a 25-year-old doctor. And his new wife, 24-year-old attorney, Peter Frampton. I shit you not. That's her real name. Okay. they left manchester england and embarked on a trip to explore the world together and in
Starting point is 00:12:54 in 1978 they found themselves in down in central america where they met jane boston and belize now here's what jane looked like back then we'll go back in time a little bit sorry from this this was him in nineteen seventy eight even worse yeah he's got a real raw julia vibe doesn't it he's a problem he's got creepy eyes so he's got leum mickinini's face hair which is never a good thing he bought a boat and he was living down there with his two sons who were 12 and 13 Vince and Russell now he was raising these two boys by himself because his wife Mary Lou Boston was reported missing back in 1968 nobody knows what happened to well they all know it's kind of an open secret he totally fucking killed her got so uh he had taken the kids that left
Starting point is 00:13:42 America and was living down there and he bought this boat and he decided he was going to start an excursion business, Carl, and he runs into these nice two people, Chris and Pita, and he charms him. And he says, hey, why don't you hire my boat? I'll take you all the way to, I think they're going to Guatemala. And they decided to take them up on it. And away they go on the boat. Now, Dwayne turned on the charm to start things up. I made, who wouldn't be charmed by this guy? Sure. But after a, you know, a little while after see, the mood started to shift as they realized that Dwayne was just pounded rum. And
Starting point is 00:14:18 Dwayne really liked his rum. This is a rum-soaked fool. Now, what is it about rum when you're down in the Bahamas or you're down near the equator? I don't drink rum, but if I'm buying the equator, it is a good drink.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Yeah, I'm a garbage bottle, drink anything. I'll be honest with this. Okay, yeah. But isn't it better, though, for some reason when you're on a boat? It tastes different. Yeah, it's way better on a boat.
Starting point is 00:14:39 It's definitely more of a summary drink if I ever have it. Yeah. But I don't love it. like rum. The first time I ever got drunk when I was like 13 was on rum that my cousin left around and I threw up everywhere. So I have an aversion to it. I had that thing with tequila, but I got over it. Yeah. You got to get over it, move on. I found tequila and I was all good. Okay. So we're set. But they're out to see. He's drinking rum, Carl. And his son Russell,
Starting point is 00:15:06 the 12 year old, was fucking up. So, you know, Dwayne just starts beating the kid up in front of the passengers on his chartered boat and well they should mind their own fucking business this is a family thing well they were they were just sitting there until he started really beating this kid up and again this guy chris is a doctor and he's like man you're really hurting this kid you got to lay off of him stop it and when he did that jane turned around with those big bug eyes and threw a punch at chris and completely misses him and falls off the boat because he was so fucking drunk sure They have to fish his stupid ass out of the water. And he was not only pissed, he went quiet.
Starting point is 00:15:47 He went stone quiet. Probably shouldn't have saved him, I'm guessing. Yeah, they probably should have just a lot of left him. So the way his son Vince describes it later, he says, my father spent the next couple days plotting how to murder these two. And he did just that. As they were pulling up, they saw land towards Guatemala. They told Chris, the doctor, to pull up the anchor.
Starting point is 00:16:11 And our boy over here, Dwayne, came up behind him with the baton and just started bashing him in the back of the head with it. So when he did that, he stabbed Chris in the chest with a filet knife, and the filet knife broke off in his chest. Chris starts screaming, I give up, I give up. He then pulls out one of those spear guns, and he gives it to his son and says, keep him right there. He goes down to the galley, finds Peter Frampton,
Starting point is 00:16:38 and starts beating the shit out of her that'll get funny eventually I bet drags her to the top of the drags her back to the deck ties her up next to him he hog ties them both and for the next three days sails back towards police with them
Starting point is 00:16:55 on the deck all while he taunts them with the spear gun stabs them does all sorts of heinous shit Is he feeding them? Are they getting water or anything? No he just has them tied up until he felt like he was out far enough and what he did is he tied them both up to these two metal blocks right and then he put plastic bags over their head while they were still alive still after the Italians
Starting point is 00:17:16 and just dumped them right off the side of the bow that's actually how AJ Supredo tried to do it it was not mistaken it was and his son Vince says I remember watching the bubbles while they were going down after several minutes elapsed Vince said his father looked at his digital watch and said they're dead now and that decided to sail back towards Guatemala the way they just come.
Starting point is 00:17:40 And that's legal in maritime law, right? Nope. Not at all, actually. About four days later, after the murders, Farmer and Frampton's bodies were discovered by a fisherman, but they had no idea who they were for about 40 years. After returning to the States, because this guy freaked out about it,
Starting point is 00:17:58 he sold his boat, went back to America, settled up in Portland. The two sons got away from him as fast as they could. one of them joined the Navy, the other one joined another branch of the military, didn't say. But either way, the one son kept trying to call Scotland Yard and authorities in Belize in Guatemala to tell them about this, that his father did it. He was calling to rat out his dad. He was such a fucking prick. Well, eventually, law enforcement officers in Portland reopened the case on the mom. And then those cops went to the sons and said, what do you know about this?
Starting point is 00:18:32 says, well, we don't know about that, but we know about this fucking couple he murdered in fucking front of us. What did you do? And that was enough to figure out, and they went back, traced back the records. And in 2016, when he was looking like this, he was finally arrested for those crimes. Oh, that sucks. Isn't there a statute of limitations on that? Not on murder, pal.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Oh, bummer. That's a good look, though. Look at his teeth. You can eat an apple through a picket fence. So what he ends up doing is realizing he's very sick at this. time he doesn't look good in this picture obviously so he just stops eating he goes on a hunger strike he's like Gandhi just lets himself die before he could go to trial oh wow i need to do that yeah now here's the yes we all need to do that here's my kicker carl before his father eventually died
Starting point is 00:19:20 russell asked him how many people he had killed jane's response was quote well i think it's about 33. That's as many as I remember. 33 is an interesting number. That's what I'm telling you. We're learning a lot about that lately. That's why this guy had so much luck, he got away with it all, probably. So he also refused to let his sons know before he died where their mother was buried. And the Sacramento police, to this day, have two large files totaling 2,000 pages,
Starting point is 00:19:51 which implicate Joanne Boston and crimes going back 50 years, including the death of Mary Lou and other murders. Yeah, police write a lot of flogling. in those things, though. It's a lot of bullshit. Tell me's wrong, Johnny. Tell me's wrong, Johnny. 2,000 pages. You can't have a couple things and really... I can't even write more than three, I'll be honest
Starting point is 00:20:09 with you, so... Vince said... Maybe I'm wrong. The son said, you don't want to believe your dad's a monster. Even now, we don't know the full extent of what he's done. So that's my creep this week. All right. Jane Boston, the worst tour guide ever. Very good. All right.
Starting point is 00:20:24 I'm going to introduce you to Julian Harvey. and this is actually back in 1961 Julian and his family of five living in Green Bay, Wisconsin they've been saving up money they want to go on this
Starting point is 00:20:37 trip and they're going to take a yacht and cruise around the Bahamas nice yeah it seems like it's going to be a lot of fun and so they decide hey let's get this guy Julian Harvey
Starting point is 00:20:51 to be the captain of this ship he's a war hero seems like a good guy hold on which war uh well Korean which they were all heroes all right the Falkland Islands so by the way that that war is not over yet according to some people and uh in Asia just so you know so he was accompanied by his then new wife with his sixth wife and she was on there to uh to cook for everyone while they're going around and so for the first four days it's awesome They're hitting all these different places.
Starting point is 00:21:28 They're getting souvenirs. They're snorkeling. They're just having a grand old time. What they didn't know is that Julian Harvey had a lot of debt. And he had just taken out a life insurance policy on his new wife. So his plan was, you know what? If I just murder this bitch and throw her overboard, that way I can collect on the money. And I'm getting paid $100 a day by this family on top of that.
Starting point is 00:21:53 So this is a pretty sweet deal. multitasking I think they call that pretty good stuff honestly so far the logic is sound yes so we tried to quietly murder mary and toss her overboard but mary put up a fight drawing the attention of the other passengers and uh well once the murder attempt became known i know about the burr i know about the insurance policy harvey i know what you did you're not going to throw me over this railing you've been trying for two days harvey yeah she's like shut up shut up we have people we've got i work here this is my job This is my job. You're fucking up my spot right now.
Starting point is 00:22:27 I'm going to get a negative review. Don't do that. Oh, no. So he decided to go on a killing spree and take out every member of this family. The duper outs, I don't think I mentioned their name, but the duper outs, all four were up on top of the boat. He killed them all, except for the 11-year-old daughter, who decided to go to bed for the night. So she was down below. and he went down and spotted her but his escape vessel was leaving so he just had to do something quick
Starting point is 00:23:03 so he decided to open the valves below to flood the vessel and then he jumped in the water got into this motor power dingy and left this woman Terry Joe the girl at the time to die with her family only she did not Vinny oh miraculously getting yourself she got herself a yacht she got herself a floating dingy of her own and eventually was found by a Greek vessel which brought her back to the United States when Harvey motored ashore after leaving the bluebell behind
Starting point is 00:23:31 he claimed the boat sank and killed everyone but himself authorities were suspicious of his story but there's no evidence to the contrary that is until there was a survivor she had been rescued to see three and a half days after the incident after drifting upon a small cork dingy without food, water, or shelter
Starting point is 00:23:47 for approximately 82 hours pull up that image that I sent you yes this is what she looked like they took a photo the greek vessel the founder took a photo over she had to just sit up that entire time she was being circled by sharks where they found her here it looks a lot like wait it's i don't know what that looks like what's a hemorrhoeing neither do i yeah i've heard she survives what happens to harvey okay so midway through harvey's scheduled interrogation about this he's informed that terry jo had been rescued the previous day in that her condition was improving.
Starting point is 00:24:23 His response was, oh, my God. And then he goes, isn't that wonderful? He's like, oh, fuck. Really? Terry Joe is a liar. Everybody on the boat do that Terry Joe's liar. She probably sank it. She has some imagination that one.
Starting point is 00:24:40 I only spent a couple days with her, but that's what I remember. A lot of stories, a lot of stories. Hansel and Gradle, all this stuff with this. So they informed Harvey that an official investigation into the loss of the Bluebell and her passengers was to be launched that. day shortly after he was asked to be excused from further interrogation they said yeah yeah that's okay take the rest of the day so he drove a short distance to biscayne boulevard where he checked into the
Starting point is 00:25:01 sandman motel under the assumed name of john monroe paying cash for the room he then penned a two page suicide note before committing suicide by slashing his thigh ankles and jugular vein with a razor blade in the motel bathroom his body was found by a maid approximately two hours later this guy's a real creep. He doesn't have to do any time for this. Can I say that the name Johnny Monroe is actually a pretty good alias? It's not bad. There's definitely, I've heard worse. So Terry Joe goes on to live with relatives, right? Her entire family, immediate family got wiped out. She never received any counseling. She didn't even talk about what happened for decades. Seems reasonable. Pretty healthy, right? I'm sure she's fine. But then, since then, she's actually been interviewed by Matt Lauer and Oprah
Starting point is 00:25:46 Winfrey. And in 2010, she released her member. memoir called Alone, Orphoned on the Ocean. So one survivor, this guy would have gotten away with the two if it weren't for your meddling kids. Julian Harvey, vote at the creepoff.com for Carl. We want to get this round started. We want to start railing, guys. Don't wait for someone else to vote for me.
Starting point is 00:26:03 You go vote for me. Let's get this go. Let's get this round going. Let's go. Folks, I want you to vote. But you know, you know that Dwayne Boston is your choice. He always does this, Johnny. He always does this.
Starting point is 00:26:16 When he goes first, he likes to sandwich. his ideas around my presentation. It's just not fair. I do have to say, Peter Frampton and Mr. Botte... It sounds like characters in a B-grade porno. I mean, they don't even sound real.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Mr. Boston? Mr. Boston. Yeah, Ben, did you make this up, or did you see this on a movie you were watching or something? For a Hump. A ex-Hamster had that video for you? Chris Hall says, Carl, your shit is weak.
Starting point is 00:26:48 What? Your shit is weak. One for Venn. All right, all right. Let's stop finding certain things to show on the screen. I don't like the video that's control over what chance show up on the screen. I don't. It's very unfair. This is a cheater that we're looking at right here, everybody. Carl brought a funny photo.
Starting point is 00:27:06 I did. Thank you. That's a good point. I love the fact that the wife put up a fight and he was actually losing. Yeah. That's amazing. Does that happen often? Well, I'll be honest with you.
Starting point is 00:27:17 My street fight record against women is four and six, so I say yes. Oh, there's no shit. It's not good, Johnny. It's not good. I wouldn't. All right. Let's hit a couple. We had a couple superchats come in.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Let's hit those. And I want to talk about the big news that happened just yesterday here in Rochester, New York. Let's do that. High and tight, thanks for the two bucks. What was that about hemorrhoids, Vincent? I didn't say anything about hemorrhoids. No more Shulis sequels. Go ahead, Carl.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Looking forward to dablecon, my no-goes, and vote team club foot. Yes, thank you very much. T.W.O. fellow German supporter. We appreciate you, buddy. Oh, man. Red Jared C. 50 bucks.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Vinnie Screep looks like George R. Ape, R. Ape. Martin. Yeah, George R. Martin, if he arrested for a rape. Oh, God. That's pretty good. I like it. A good observation. Bravo. Vote for Vinny. Gripoff.com. I thought there was another one in there that you knew he didn't hit.
Starting point is 00:28:22 Right there, Mr. Doodle. I did have that up. Mr. K-Man, hi. Cardiff told me he thinks the world of you. I have frequently large muscles. I want to help you maximize your pump. H-M-U. K-man, we adore. Well, you didn't have that up. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:28:37 What is it wrong with you today, Vinny? Are you all right? Are you working out too much? Might be. Okay. When he's getting into shape right now. He looks great. Yeah, he looks amazing.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Even in the panel. He looks simple. I can't take my eyes off. I know. I've been staring at him too. His eyes. You just get lost at him. Oh, I didn't even know.
Starting point is 00:28:54 I was so uncomfortable. All right. So let's talk about what happened last night because there was a mass shooting here in Rochester because it was a day that ends in Y. So let's watch a little bit of this. And then I want to know what you know about this. Johnny used to have a lot of friends who were on the force and are dealing with this. So this is just a random person just filming.
Starting point is 00:29:14 There's some kind of cookout or something. there's what 100 people there 200 people there the original premise I guess a flyer went out that they said they were going to sadly hand out book bags for kids in the neighborhood for the upcoming school year and then apparently it took a turn
Starting point is 00:29:31 it took a turn do you think the people who's organized the event are also the people are the perpetrators? I don't know I haven't because that would be fucking brutal that's a 12 hours I call them for wild card if that's true yeah right that is a good wildcat I don't I don't know
Starting point is 00:29:46 the 100% of the particulars because the department has been kind of close to our chest on this one because it's such a mass shooting. Nine people were shot two are dead, seven are injured, and they don't know, they haven't released a lot of info yet.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Okay, so go to about 2.30 into this video. And again, this person is like a six minute long video. This person is just walking around, just filming what's going on. And it's interesting to see, I don't know what people are seeing, but all of a sudden you see the crowd, Everyone gets tense and the mood changes and you see the person who's holding the camera's like, wait, what's going on?
Starting point is 00:30:21 And then you hear the shots fire. Check this out. So just a fun park on the Genesee River. Everyone having fun. all right let it play for a little bit longer i can't count how many shots this are but it's more than past 20 it's more shots than i tried to get trumped wait pause that real quick what was that it sounds like just multiple um calibers yeah yeah okay so it's more than one shooter over 20 rounds so fire. So do you think that this is
Starting point is 00:31:14 people shooting into, just shooting into a crowd or people firing back? Yeah, so the limited, so Vin, you know, the limited stuff that we have so far that's been released, apparently there was a fight prior to the shots fired. There was two girls getting ready to go
Starting point is 00:31:29 at it. One girl stepped in and literally like a hockey fight. They were hanging on to each other's weave and then just... I've never seen that happen in the hockey fight. Feeding each other. The weave was like the hockey fight. like the jersey and they were just feeding each other for multiple minutes in a long it was a long fight no god i don't know all right so yeah let the play i think there's a few
Starting point is 00:31:50 more shots So that's interesting to hear that much time going between shooting. That must have been a response, you would think. I mean, a counter response to the actual shots, possibly. Possibly. I don't know. You know, we're getting some really good questions from the listeners right now. Stone Man 623 wants to know.
Starting point is 00:32:30 What was their party affiliation? What's their social media say? Yes, we've got to decide who wins and who loses in this for sure. Go to about 405, and there's just some interesting dialogue here. that i wanted to analyze you don't get up this girl i'm trying to figure out right now get your ass behind the tree or something i got my gun on me i'm good at me you can't get hit quick
Starting point is 00:32:57 you get him on my gun on me i'm good all right so pause it how about that mentality i'm sure they're legally registered fire i'm sure they are um Well, how about that mentality? Get behind this tree. No, I'm good. I have my peace.
Starting point is 00:33:16 Yeah. I'll be fine. It's like, it's not going to stop me from getting shot, do you? Apparently, if you have a gun, you can't get killed. That's amazing. That's interesting. I'm not laughing at the situation. I'm just laughing at the mentality.
Starting point is 00:33:26 If you scroll towards the end, she does start showing you the aftermath a little bit. Okay. Chris Todd Hill did say they must have been some shit school bags. That's pretty good. Maybe that's what they're pissed about. Not even Jansport? Is that something? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Somebody is. Hell yeah, they're doing CPR on the nigger right there. Okay, come out. Yeah, we're going to get him under the tent. Where it is, right of food. For one there is the food. Somebody gets hit. They're screaming and shit.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Come on. Yes. My fucking. Yep. flattering angle do I need more of that or well if you go to the very very end I think you see people well it doesn't matter we get it we get the point um just one thing I want to say just for everyone who's out there filming incidents and and like something like this like you're just filming and something like this happens that's not the time to abandon
Starting point is 00:34:28 your camera angle that's the time when you need to really understand that you're capturing something We need to see whether it's a shooter on a roof or whatever it is. You need to maintain your focus. Maintain your focus, guys. You're capturing the best video, and that's when you start to slack? Horrible. I didn't like that. So pay attention to the camera when you have the camera.
Starting point is 00:34:51 The real crime, everybody. They must work for the Secret Service. Well, I don't know what's going on. It's hard to tell. You know what? That was a fun little segment we did there. What a great city we live in, guys. It's not the best.
Starting point is 00:35:03 and what were we talking about because we're bringing everyone to DabbleCon August 16th and 17th coming to here at the Combin at the Carlson for DabbleCon 2 and I think someone was complaining about the crime rates in this city or maybe it was the murder rate
Starting point is 00:35:18 we're the murder capital of the U.S. Per capita? Yeah, well usually per capita that's the biggest thing that's per population so per capita we are traditionally the most violent I mean you put us right up there with Detroit I say Detroit Detroit, Detroit, Louisville Chicago
Starting point is 00:35:35 That's crazy It's crazy It's crazy Per capita we're right up there With some of the most violent cities in America Yeah Why is that? Compton
Starting point is 00:35:41 I think you got some opinions on this I do have some opinions on it Now that I've retired Yeah it's culture It's culture It's family It's upbringing It's all the things that are
Starting point is 00:35:55 Just deteriorating Especially after 2020 Yeah You know You think it got worse With the 100% got worse Lockdowns.
Starting point is 00:36:03 I was telling Vinny before we went live here, I was telling him that back, I say back in a day because I'm old now, you know, after doing 30 years. But as soon as we saw a group like that congregating, it would have been all bets off. The department would have sent us all down there, broke it up, you know, if they were legitimately giving out backpacks, give the backpacks out, end it, because this thing's not going to be good. But they're in a public park. You can stop people from hanging out in the park together? The problem is if they weren't dispersed, they would have been such a police presence there, waiting for something to tip off. Yep.
Starting point is 00:36:34 And they would have just dispersed because they wouldn't want to hang out with us anyways. That's a good point. As soon as a bunch of cops show, parties over. Yeah, we're not the, I don't know if there's this correct grammar. The funnest. Right. The funnest, but yeah, they definitely.
Starting point is 00:36:48 That's why we invite you on the creep off, not to our parties. Yeah, exactly. Hashtag no one calls you the fun police. Right. All right. Well, that's interesting. So I guess more will be developing on that. We don't have any suspects yet.
Starting point is 00:37:01 and like you said two dead seven injured um so we'll see what happens with that too we're doing our pot on this uh tomorrow afternoon so we'll be dropping it tomorrow the crime dog podcast da wg look up their youtube channel hit a subscribe check out the videos you guys do a great job you have the experts on there thanks man appreciate breaking it down hey carl guess what time it is i know time it's carl's cop cam I can't wait to see Carl's cop can Fight with the cops for no reason Will you please show me cause cop can Lose all your rights
Starting point is 00:37:39 Ruin your life You know DeWired Christian in the chat actually has An interesting comment Do you know chili de Castro is? I do not delete laws I do not Okay that's a guy you might want to hide
Starting point is 00:37:54 for your channel. If you ever have a slow news week or something, you're looking for something to do. He recently spent four months in jail. He's out of Las Vegas. Okay. And what he does is he fucks with any type of police activity. So if you're pulling someone over for running a stoplight,
Starting point is 00:38:10 he gets right in the cop's face and films it. And he constantly is going on and saying, if you get pulled over, you'll probably be killed. That's all the police want to do is kill everyone. Right. And it's a real fucking menace. It's a real problem.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Chili to Castro. Yeah. Delete laws with his. Z. I'll send it to you. You gotta check it out. It'll piss you off so much. You'll hate this guy as much as we do. All right. Jeff Spangler sent in another winner for us this video. And that's really the reason why I wanted to have Johnny here is to react to this. Because we've been noticing there's a pattern that's been going on. I don't think, I used to watch cops all the time. And you know, that's edited differently and stuff like that. But I don't think that people used to be afraid of the police. And they are not at all anymore. It's. It's nuts how people react. And they think they're going to sue everyone and they think they've done nothing wrong. Yeah. If they call their parents, their parents are going to get them out of it.
Starting point is 00:39:03 I was thinking about this the other day. They really talked to these cops like they're waiters. Yeah. Can I speak to your supervisor? Like they all turn to the fucking Karens? And shit, you're just like, no, no, no. You're talking to me. You don't get a different cop.
Starting point is 00:39:13 You don't like me. I'm sorry. But let's meet Rachel, shall we? Oh, I can't wait. So here we go. On March 1, 2024, police observe a driver's swerving all over the road before nearly crashing into a curb your registration she is fat ass you might want to turn that channel down this i should i should have adjusted the audio it's hot do you know i'll put you over um was it i was beating
Starting point is 00:39:44 i don't know so when i'm coming down the road you you swerved and avoid it came from i came from shit is fat ass and I avoided something. Yeah, you swear. And I remember going very far away from what I was avoiding. Listen to me. And then I turned left. Yeah, so you came down this road and you
Starting point is 00:40:03 was all on this side of the road driving. I had to stop my vehicle for you to get back over. I turned around and you were just about crashing over the curve over there. Okay. So she's swerving all over the road. She seems to be a little bit out of it.
Starting point is 00:40:20 she's got sweet hand tattoos too by the way she does and uh she's got a nice outfit out too you'll find out what she gets out of the car so listen i think she's charming and innocent okay let's find out um my clip number two talking about uh where she pulled over he had to do is pull over to the side over my mother my mother told me pull over in the most uh credible place okay as in if i were to pull over what's Somebody rather their yard. No, you, you cross the whole curve. To get into a place, this is a one-way road, sir.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Get back in the car for me. Just step back in the car for me. No. Step back in the car for me. This is a one-way road. Get back in the car. By the way, the more drunker and the more terrified of a police officers, someone says, get back, get the car, like, yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:41:17 I'm right back in my car here. No problem at all. That's insane, right? And I love that they go to the, we've been seeing these patterns. My mom told me, oh, what the fuck's your mom? I don't give a shit about that. Like, why do they constantly go to their parents? What's with this generation of people?
Starting point is 00:41:34 It's like putting your mom in your bibliography in 1980 when you're doing a book report. Yeah, my mom said I could do this. My dad said, I could do it. It's insane that these kids do not grow up, it seems like. No, idiots. All right. So, reinforcements arrive. And she's taken it back by this.
Starting point is 00:41:50 like it's just hers what is you doing well you know the cop was just like hey guys come get a gander yeah probably some of that oh wow why are there so many people here's case new man oh god i'm like a robber or something did we say that no but like somebody is like oh it takes me okay she's not even a robber i don't know why there's all these police officers there I bet she, well, listen, I don't need to take the comedy down, but I guarantee you he called, he called a female cop. Yeah. Because he wanted to safeguard his ass.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Oh, yeah. That makes sense. Especially when she was dressed so provocatively. Right. Flash phenomenal. Did you see the cop, just to get off the subject real quick? Vinny and I covered it, I think, on a bonus show, the police officer who was driving the woman back to the precinct,
Starting point is 00:42:43 and she goes, you know, I'm down to fuck. Yeah. And he's like, okay. Yeah. And then locked himself with the back. seat. Had it called his boss? That's fucking great.
Starting point is 00:42:53 That's the best. He's like, can you turn off your coffee, please? So we could talk about what we just did. We have a little chat. All right, this is really fun. My clip number four here, so, you know, the police scanners on and everyone's hearing everything. She thinks she's listening to a radio show. Yeah, that was about three, probably six years ago.
Starting point is 00:43:20 six years ago what was six years ago what was six years ago what was six years ago none are you were talking on the radio you're talking on the radio you know what they're saying about what their center is not important oh oh i'm sorry i forgot that i'm the person that's not even you they're talking about a whole different channels can i go back home yes for sure have a great day ma'am so i will I love the fact, because I do the same thing. If I'm listening to a show as I was talking to me, I'm like, I'm listening to a show right now. Now I'm going to rewind it.
Starting point is 00:43:55 I'm going to go back 15 seconds. She's doing the same thing. She's like, no, no, I'm actually, this is compelling stuff. I wish she was done the finger to the mouth. Give me a second. By the way, she's not drunk. This chick is on something. I was thinking psychedelics, maybe.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Yeah, she's definitely. Because she looks like she's seeing demons or something. So why are you guys picking on her? She's hot and fun. I know. It seems that way until it's not anymore. But I will tell you. this next clip is funny because even the cop is laughing at her.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Got a juice box? I got, I got caprisons and, like, dinosaur juice boxes and all the sorts. What the fuck do you want? What do you want? I want to know why. Why does that mean more? I want to know how you ended up on the, the, the grass here. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:45 So she's going back to grab her juice boxes. So now she starts bringing up And this is another one of the moves that we see Is like Listen, I have a family You know, and my kids need me Never heard that one Yes, I mean these police officers
Starting point is 00:45:00 I mean, well think about my kids Here, someone got less hot Officer Yeah My children Our fucking Wing for their medicine And you're fucking
Starting point is 00:45:14 I'm going to sleep dude like what do you want yeah i'm sorry unfortunately i'm not investigating the case he is so i have to just talk to you until he gets out my face then i'm not in your face get out my face um so i don't know if you guys realize us but she has the medicine that her kids need to fall asleep the antidote capri son yeah but all i'm thinking is like do these officers not care about these kids getting a good night's rest I think that's important. By the way, as the video went on, I'm pretty confident the profession that I think she's coming from.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Oh, I see what you're saying there. All right. Oh, so you think she was at work. I think she was at work. Hardworking lady. Well, we'll see because in the next clip, she's on the phone. There's another thing that we see in all these cockpkins, especially women or young women, they immediately like, officer, I'm talking to my cousin. You know, they're just like, I can't talk to her at all.
Starting point is 00:46:17 officer i'm not a phone call so she's calling her getting ready for her to get even less hot minnie she's calling her husband oh lock her up to you the entire time you're not going to be able to talk on the phone while you i'm not talking on the phone with my husband you're not going to be able to why but i feel like i'm being cheated
Starting point is 00:46:44 because i just went to go get the kids medicine so I'm confused and I'm pissed now don't you feel bad you're accusing her of being a sex worker she was just going to get the kids medicine and it's very confusing when she got pulled over
Starting point is 00:47:02 yeah I mean I was I was just saying that she's just trying to work her way through college no I understand I get what you're saying she's going to be a doctor and she will eventually help the children right right so she's like Sally Struthers and I'm trying to figure out could she be blackout drunk?
Starting point is 00:47:19 No. No. Okay. Because if she was drunk, she would be slurring. She wouldn't be able to stand up or head would be hanging. Okay. She's definitely on some kind of mind-altering substance, definitely. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Sobriety test time. Yeah. Do you want to do the sobriety field exercises? Obviously, I just did them. You did not do them. It has not started. It has not started. yet.
Starting point is 00:47:48 You literally just made me walking a line. What do you mean? You literally just made me walk. So look, I'm going to read these instructions. Why are you lying? I literally just walked in a line. Okay, look. I did this somebody.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Listen, listen, listen, we're going to start right now. He made me, he made me walk in line. Not yet. Not yet. Everybody's just, I literally just did that. No, I asked you to move up to me. I told you, I specifically said this is not a part of everything. Yeah, guys, whatever.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Okay, whatever, guys. All right. Get the fuck out my face. You don't lie about me doing your sobrious. Because I did your sympathy. You can stop your attitude right now? I did. Can you acknowledge her?
Starting point is 00:48:41 All right. Now, I want to say my buddy Johnny also gets this upset. when you make him exercise. Yeah. So I understand. She's like, I already walked a little bit. Right.
Starting point is 00:48:49 I already walked in the fridge. She's an ugly crier. She is. Two things. Yeah. Two things. Is that an actual lying down the sidewalk that I'm sitting in the back of? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:57 So what they did was, she was sitting on the sidewalk. Did she leave a snail trail? No, no, no. She was on the sidewalk and the officer's like, can you please just come over here? That was a whole thing. It was a portable line?
Starting point is 00:49:06 And then they laid that down, I think, for the sobriety test. And what's up at the Pan Am boarding pass? This guy is a bad police officer. So he's got a screen. script there that he has to read he doesn't seem to know how to do his job he's not controlling her very well uh stop at the day with oh that's not it yeah it's it's really bad i i don't think anyone in this comes off looking good in this traffic stop well she looked fine at first well she also she also
Starting point is 00:49:32 goes into this thing i don't have the clip but where she's like did i hurt someone did i kill someone like i think she's so out of it like by the time she's standing here she doesn't remember what was going on was i driving where where am i what's going on She's very confused So now we finally start The sobriety test It takes a long time for her to agree to it And then okay we're going to start it
Starting point is 00:49:54 I mean not to cut you off I was never a DWI cap by any means But I didn't know about these portable lines I mean that you could just like I've never seen one before We watch these all the time I've never seen I never saw Because usually you just put one foot in front of the other
Starting point is 00:50:08 You know heel the toe I guess what the line was Yeah I don't get it It's interesting It's not like The way that she's wobbling around and stuff it's not like she has a chance like why even waste the time
Starting point is 00:50:19 I don't know they're just going through the motions Cavill Dom 2 may have just named this episode stop in the name of meth it might be a math thing you could be on to something with that all right let's start the field sobriety doesn't see what she has a problem with this time keep your head straight
Starting point is 00:50:35 and follow the stimulus with your eyes and your eyes only do not move your head do you understand I do sir in the lights Oh, wow, we're adding extra efficiency. You said you understand the instructions, but... Try that light off?
Starting point is 00:50:54 No. Because my instructions don't include an extra LEO light on me, do they? I'm gonna read this again. It says, follow with your eyes and your eyes only, you do not move your head with your hands by your side. Right. And that bitch goes off. No.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Right? No. No, all right, pull a judge out here. I don't know what they think. Pull a judge out. We'll get someone down here in a minute. It's like the J was silent. I'm actually a really big fan of LEO Orchestra. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:51:30 When she said the LEO light, like what the fuck is an LEO light? What are you talking about? She's great. We need to be able to see your eyes, ma'am. That's why we have a light on you. I don't know why this is such a problem. She adjusted her hair like they were going to do a selfie with her. Oh, I know.
Starting point is 00:51:41 Yeah. At first she's like, yep, no, all right. What are we doing? All right. So now we get into another thing that we see in all these videos. Everyone thinks they're going to sue the police. Definitely are. Everyone thinks they got a big case for the way they're being treated. 100%.
Starting point is 00:51:57 The lights on the background can go off. Otherwise, I'll sue you, you and you for the same thing. Okay. Turn it off. So we're going to just go to the next exercise. No, we're going to go ahead and go with the same exercise. No, I explain multiple times you have not. Not militia.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Are you going to turn that? Listen to me. So, again, I realize she's on substances of some sort. But the fact that she thinks she's now making the rules for her field surprise. I would never read a million years. I'm like, no, no, no, officer. That's not the way we're doing it this time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:30 But you said it's 2024. So listen, you said straight line. I say evasive maneuvers. Right. You all deal with it. I did it right. All right. So I love that she thinks she's, she's a turning to stuttering John there.
Starting point is 00:52:43 I'm going to sue you. I'm going to sue you. I'm going to sue you. What's that guy's name? I'm going to do jerky boys. Yeah. I'll sue everyone. I'm going to sue everybody.
Starting point is 00:52:51 My shoes fell off. All right. So let's go to my next track on here where she does want to talk to her husband again. I'm trying to get the instructions. Place your left foot on the line and your right foot directly. Go on. Let me call my husband. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:13 Cool. I'm not. I'm not. I'm trying. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm trying to call my husband. And I'm trying to walk. I'm trying to walk. Give me your phone. No, I'm trying to walk. I'm trying to walk without my husband. I'm trying to walk without my husband. I'm trying to walk. I hate you, bitch. How many times did you experience someone resisting while telling you? you, they're not resisting. Yes. Is that a normal thing? It's very normal. It's very common. We see that all the time out here.
Starting point is 00:53:52 She's like, look, and I'm just trying to call my husband. I don't know why you guys are you. Why you prevented me for doing that? I don't like how she made it so personal at the end. She told her she hates her. I don't like you at all. You just put me in handcuffs. I hate handcuffs.
Starting point is 00:54:04 Jerk. It does not look like she hates handcuffs. I'll be honest with you. Yeah, she's probably had some fun times. Yeah, that's a good point. All right. So back to the precinct. let's see how she's feeling now that she's in custody
Starting point is 00:54:17 why is everybody holding me what is going on why is this happening I didn't do these people I wasn't even drunk enough to be pulled over and to be and to be like we put aside whatever the warrant is to be arrested
Starting point is 00:54:38 I didn't do I did do it Why is everyone taking my earring down? Why is everyone taking my earrings out? Because you're in jail, dummy, because you're in jail. They strapped her to the chair, too. Yeah, she's strapped down to a wheel chair. Wildly traumatized by this.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Did you hear her say, I wasn't even drunk enough? That's a weird thing to say. To qualify enough. Not even drunk enough. I don't know what you guys' problem. I thought this was America. And she's very concerned that she's not being treated fairly
Starting point is 00:55:15 Vaney as we'll see in this next video Well, I mean, they're taking out her earrings, Carl So then why is everybody to heal Because you're in jail I'm going to have it Why is everybody being mean? Why does everybody be mean? Well, congratulations
Starting point is 00:55:38 I'm a human being oh god why's ever being mean ma'am I don't know if you remember this but you're being quite mean to a lot of the police I would like it if they were being mean look at these ugly earrings we have to take up these are so taggy and gross
Starting point is 00:55:53 these must be cheap as shit oh really upset oh piercing pagoda oh yeah that's a nice place this place to buy this loser all right my next clip we just have a couple more here so there's
Starting point is 00:56:08 she's back in the room with the guys with the breathalyzer. So this is a whole different officer who specializes in administrating the breathalyzer. He was not at the traffic stop. Okay. And she takes a liking to him. Oh.
Starting point is 00:56:22 And so if he wants to know, or she wants to know, would you have done the field sobriety test if I was there? He's asking her that question. Okay. Would you have done the sobriety exercises for me? I tried to do it.
Starting point is 00:56:40 when they snagging before I was done. Okay. I said... You didn't. You'll have a court date. You'll have a court date and you... No. No.
Starting point is 00:56:53 You don't want a court date? I mean, please, please, please, please, please, please. You want you going to go me on like an ankle monitor or something to keep all to me. Please let me in there. Oh my kids. It's not my sense. You judge. No.
Starting point is 00:57:10 No, no, no, no. It's up to the judge. No, what time? What time is the judge? It's up to the judge, what time he's the judge? Judge you're going to stop. Carl, I don't care for her when she's being like this. She never stops talking.
Starting point is 00:57:29 She's so fucking annoying. She's not a listener. Definitely not a listener. Not a listener. She is like every woman in the Furica family. Oh, no. I wondered why you like, are traumatized by this video right now.
Starting point is 00:57:43 Actually, it's like a Fureka family Sunday dinner. All right, so here's my question for you. We have one more. We have the conclusion coming up in a second. Here's my question to you, because obviously you spent most of your time on the force without cop camps. Yes. Do you think they're a net positive, or are they a pain in the ass for the police?
Starting point is 00:58:01 All right, so I'll be a nerd for a second. I'll tell you statistically, all us old-timers did not want the young kids to get them. And I say kids are a term of endear them because they're all younger than us. But it has turned out to be a whole net positive. Yeah. And the reason why is the internal complaints that come down, now they just pop on the software. They look up and they said,
Starting point is 00:58:21 the cop never told you to go, fuck yourself. You know, so the complaints have gone down substantially. The last time I had talked to the Rochester Police Department guys, I was talking to our union and our internal affairs guys. They said they went from having, I don't know, about 95 complaints a year to like 14. So that's a positive for sure Because you can prove that they always make up shit
Starting point is 00:58:45 That the police officers did But the problem is You can't rough these assholes up like he used to be able to And sometimes they deserved it How would you recommend rousing a suspect Which you talk about was Come on, you're retiring We can talk
Starting point is 00:58:59 So here's the thing You know what I can't As a turn on that When I can't to spin it I can't believe the cops that do the stuff that they do, knowing that they do have the cameras on. Really?
Starting point is 00:59:12 Because they're overly polite for the most part. Well, 90, I'm talking about 99% of the guys are. Yeah. But then there's that one percent. I'm not talking about in Rochester. I'm talking about nationally. There's some guy that does something so stupid. I just like, did he forget that that was on his chest?
Starting point is 00:59:27 Yeah. You know, so. When you said guy, you meant woman. I'm picking up what you're putting down, Johnny. I've seen those videos too. But no, I get annoyed. Because like I said, I was a huge fan of cops. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Like, they didn't take any shit. And now this new, you know, the post-George Floyd police force is so fucking polite people who don't deserve it at all. Too patient. Yeah. You know, there's definitely that, you know, the courteousness, which is, it should still be tolerated because you have to meet the level of verbal force that you're receiving and sometimes telling someone you're acting like a fucking idiot. Yep. It changes their channel and they're like, oh, man, maybe I'm acting like a fucking idiot. Maybe I should stop.
Starting point is 01:00:07 Yeah. you know um but in 2020 since 2020 then i were talking about it before right then it's it's the ballot reform it's that it's that shit that is causing societal breakdown all over this country well it's also you know when you say hey fuck you're acting like a fucking asshole to somebody now they don't take that moment of introspection uh-huh johnny they just go what did you say to me it's like they don't fucking process that even yeah well they don't have to anymore because they know that nine times, almost 10 times out of 10, unless you kill somebody, you're not going to jail.
Starting point is 01:00:41 Right. You got to get a pair of tickets. It's ridiculous. It's what's disgusting. And it goes on. And mostly these liberal cities that have these crazy, like Rochester. I was going to say, like Rochester. I should say, like New York State.
Starting point is 01:00:52 Yeah. But, you know, like New York State, when you have these crazy laws that they have, and no one could debate us. We've offered people to come on our podcast, and they don't come on. They don't call us. They don't leave emails. We offer it to them. But no one could substantiate.
Starting point is 01:01:06 these bowel reform laws, you know. Well, it's interesting to see what Gavin Newsom's going to do because now he's decided that they have a homeless problem in California. He's like, well, we should probably clean this up because if I'm going to run for president in four years, there's going to be a lot of counter videos looking at Skid Row. You want this guy to be the president? Like, oh, I probably not. It's like when he cleaned up his city when Chi came from China.
Starting point is 01:01:26 Oh, gosh, all of a sudden San Francisco is immaculate. There's no human feces on the sidewalk. There's no needle. That's a big job. There's a big job right there. But yeah, it's amazing that they can do it when they need to. Oh, Simon 343, thanks for the 499. Did you guys hear about the 300 in town 310-pound foster mother who crushed a 10-year-old
Starting point is 01:01:48 for misbehaving with two other kids watching it? No, but we have an email address just for things like that, Simon 3-4-3. Tell the people what our email address is many. The creep-off pot at gmail.com. Send me the link please. The creep-off pot at g-com. The creep-off pot at g-gum. Yes, but yeah, when you find things like that, we always like to see it.
Starting point is 01:02:04 We have one more video, just a conclusion on this, Vinnie, and then we'll move on with our lives. You got it. Do you understand? What's his name is deputy to what? And you don't want to talk and walk out. So I'm going to ask you, do you understand the right, so I can explain it to you? I passed all of the tests. Rachel was charged with driving under the influence second offense of obstruction without violence and possession of T.
Starting point is 01:02:32 T.C. oil. There you go. How disappointing is that? That's it? They never tell us what she blew. They never tell us anything. Well, see, a lot of people don't understand with the oil. The content is it could be off the charge.
Starting point is 01:02:47 It could be off the charge. It could be off the charts. Yeah, like it's hard to regulate the milligrams. It's hard to see what the dosages. Yeah. The HC. I mean, people have done some crazy stuff. They say it's almost at the level of PCP.
Starting point is 01:02:58 No shit. Yeah. So you got to be careful. It's just not. We should get some oil, very. Yeah. Where can I get that? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:03 Let's get a party going over here. Yeah. So that makes sense. That makes sense. She was in possession of the oil and the dosage on that, you know, unless you make it yourself and you know exactly what's in there, then... You know the other thing I wonder about these videos? So this is just on YouTube. And you know her friends and family have found this video. Oh, yeah. You know who she reminded me up, by the way? Who's that? I'm sorry. Finish your point. She reminded me the smoke show chick that was on the airplane. The hot, the hot... Oh, yeah. She kind of reminded me of her a little bit.
Starting point is 01:03:30 She's yelling at the invisible people. Oh, right. Yes. She kind of mind me to her. Yeah, and her actions too. Yeah. Good point. No, I wonder, though, like these videos come out and they make a fool of themselves and they're such assholes, they're going to sue the police and it turns out they're humiliated. But don't you want it to come out that you were on meth or something? If you're like, that was THC oil? Do you turn it to that big of a lunatic? That's embarrassing.
Starting point is 01:03:53 Yeah, you're not getting invited to do a lot of parties after that. Yeah, are you guys going to the concert? Oh, no. No, we don't even like concerts anymore. I don't know what you're talking about. Don't tell Rachel about the concert. We don't go to Cosman with Rachel anymore. Hey, guys, you want to do some voicemails? Yeah, let's do it. All right, they're brought to us by our friends in Syracuse.
Starting point is 01:04:13 The creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse, experience the trashiness of the Olympic opening ceremonies all year round. See you in Syracuse. It's always topical, that guy. He's always right on time. You got any voicemail, say, Carl? I do. Let's hear a quick one.
Starting point is 01:04:33 I've been hearing this other places, too. This calls for the creepoff. This is Turbo 7049. I'll let you know. Carl's a cunt. Thanks a lot for that. That wasn't funny. I'm not laughing at that.
Starting point is 01:04:44 I was just thinking of something. Yeah, you probably heard a joke on the way over here or something you remembered. Do you remember when you and I were laughing earlier when we were calling Carl a cunt? Was that the joke? How'd that guy know? Hi, Carl.
Starting point is 01:04:55 One for the creep off. I was really enjoying your latest bonus episode available at patreon.com slash the creep off. And in particular, the Carl's Cop Cam segment and the Carl's Cop Cam segment on the regular episode, both of which featured, I don't know if I'd say entitled, but certainly drunken, idiot, cunts, viciously resisting arrest. He's British, he could say that. Well, the younger one was, anyway, the older one, only, old Irish bitch, only pushed someone.
Starting point is 01:05:27 I'm thinking, why don't these cops just fucking pepper spray them? Why? I remember there was things sort of went viral in Rochester where some young I think black girl was pepper sprayed
Starting point is 01:05:39 in the back of a police car and everyone lost their shit and it's like no it was entirely justified you've got the pepper spray like to think about if it's animal control you've got these
Starting point is 01:05:48 out of control drunk bits well okay we're not calling them animals um pepper spray versus taser Johnny what's your take well listen I have
Starting point is 01:05:57 I've had tasted both of them uh huh and I what's more fun to use on someone is my question The taser The pepper spray is not going to get back on you You never got to use a taser
Starting point is 01:06:07 It's the only reason why to become a cop Well, you know Like I said, I'm so old Yeah When they came on I was in positions with the department That they didn't issue them to me So, you know
Starting point is 01:06:18 I was usually working in some type of undercover capacity They don't give them to you But I have been tased Under the right ass cheek Believe it or not And I must have jumped My vertical was probably
Starting point is 01:06:27 About 107 feet at that point That sucks But I would rather get, I would rather honestly get tased because pepper spray is horrible. Yeah. It takes a long time to go away. It attaches to your eyelids. It's got residual stuff. It's horrible.
Starting point is 01:06:40 But that kid was young, so they got over it. So I don't know about the video that he was referring to. You were nodding your head. Yeah. He was talking about the video when the cops had that. She was like a 14-year-old girl. She threatened to kill her mom. It was over off of, it was like cocky.
Starting point is 01:06:55 It was like Harris Street. Nice neighborhood. Nice neighborhood. Yeah, it's where I did half my most of the time on a job. I did like almost 20 years in that area. But yeah, so she threatened to kill her mom. I was not in my head because the girl was totally out of control and was not being compliant at all in the cops' head,
Starting point is 01:07:10 sprayed her in the back seat. What do you think about what's going on now? The video that came out, I think it was on East and Alexander, where the chicks were all twerking on the cruiser and the police that was just standing there watching it? Yeah, the fuck was that. Since the bar district has come to fruition in the last 15, 20 years, I mean, it's taken some roller coaster rides,
Starting point is 01:07:28 but that bar district, there's always some RPD bar tweaking video on top of a cop car that seems like once every couple years. But somebody said that, and I've got to confirm this too, because we're going to do a pot on it on that one, too. But someone said one of our cars got shot up. I don't know if that's true or not, but it's mayhem down there right now. Jesus Christ. Come to Jabalcon, too. Tabalcon 2, August 16 and 17. By the way, coming to Carlson, while is in the city, is a lovely neighborhood.
Starting point is 01:07:55 Right, we'll take a pedal tour down to do a pedal tour down to. cocky have you. There's a lot more to this voicemail, but it's too long. But thank you for calling it. Podcast profit calling in. Podcast profit here. Holy Spirit speaking through me.
Starting point is 01:08:09 We're talking about art-hearted workers at Bowling Alley or he was a bowling alley addict, I guess. But anyways, working with these people. It's a nightmare.
Starting point is 01:08:26 I got a guy who will call him, Joe. In the morning, at the restaurant I work at where I'm the sushi at. Now, it's a $2 million restaurant a year. What's your cut? He's not bragging, but
Starting point is 01:08:40 anyways. Now, he is sunshine and fucking rainbows all day. Is he the fastest dishwasher? No, but he's always consistent. And then we have another guy who's just like headphones in
Starting point is 01:08:56 all day and he just does what he does and it sucks but you know it is what it is one of those retard centers we go through hashtag love you okay
Starting point is 01:09:11 you know if ever suffered a brain injury that wouldn't be such a bad life put your headphones in go to work wash some dishes all day and nobody has any expectations just does what he does take your time he might have been out of the THC oil that guy
Starting point is 01:09:23 yeah he might have been he was having a hard time someone in the chat and I'm getting distracted and I apologize I told Johnny not to do this and I'm doing that. I can't stop. It's too much. But the greatest cop video that came out was the
Starting point is 01:09:34 acorn hitting the top of the car. Oh, the shots. Oh, embarrassing. And then two different police officers lit up the car with the suspect in the back. I get with it. They didn't kill the guy. I know. The shot so many shots into the car. So we call that sympathetic fire, right? So the first guy who did it, yeah. Yeah. So the first guy that fires
Starting point is 01:09:50 just automatically assumes that his brother of officers. That's PTSD or something. Right. So sympathetic fire is, oh man, if he's shooting, he must be right. So I'm going to start shooting and yeah the acorn thing is embarrassing i saw that it wasn't great it was great for yeah no we loved it we watched it yeah we enjoyed the shit out of that uh animal kelly nice to hear from you hey vanie's animal kelly it's been a while since i called or been watching the show but uh i don't got much time to say but i just want to say man after i saw that photo
Starting point is 01:10:20 of you and your wife doing the 5k i just want to say i'm proud of you man i put a big smile on my face i'm happy to hear you gotten better with your health dude i can't wait to be a fan now, and for many years to come. Keep on creeping. Thanks, Animal Kelly. You're too nice to me. Vinny hates couple buds. Not a fan. But although you really desist
Starting point is 01:10:40 like insults, too, so I'm not sure how to talk to you. I don't want anybody to talk to me. All right. Fine. All right. Hi and tight. Thanks for the $2. Can I hear Johnny say wildcard again? Did I say wild card? In reference, though, I don't know. Wildcard.
Starting point is 01:10:56 Sheet, partner Labor and Mystic Thanks for the five bucks Sorry for delay Vinnie theme comment Benner Roughly Got the music I'll voice mail ready
Starting point is 01:11:06 Which is better Paulino cop stream Or Vinnie's cop stream Interesting Wait you're taking over the cop cam What's going on here? I'm confused Are you in business with this guy?
Starting point is 01:11:17 Well when I give out Some cop cam videos Maybe I deserve a song Okay, fair enough Labor music says To fit the American Dream song Of Dusty Roads How does that go, Vinny?
Starting point is 01:11:27 It's American Dream. Oh, I should mention, Vinny's a good friend. He bought me a toy when he was at the toy store the other day. I was in a Target. I have my own Holkogen rocking out of the guitar. I just saw Corey Feldman in Detroit perform music. That kid's a little than me. The way he plays guitar, similar to one holocagon, no idea how to play guitar at all.
Starting point is 01:11:54 Was he dressed like Michael Jackson? Yeah, he was doing Michael Jackson, dance moves and everything. It's hysterical. Okay. To answer your question, Labor and Mystic, I think Paulino cop stream flows better with American Dream. Okay. Syllables wise. I like it.
Starting point is 01:12:09 Okay. We covered this. No, we didn't hear about it, but send us the email. Yep. Simon. Red at Jared C. Thanks for the five bucks. Which song is the scum parade theme a parody of?
Starting point is 01:12:20 I keep humming it as I drive and love some more appropriate lyrics to sing around the family. Ocean Man, I believe. the song that you're referring to. It is. By ween. Carl's favorite. That's right. And a Gartner fan, thanks for the two bucks.
Starting point is 01:12:32 No more wood shampoo for difficult perps. I think he's asking you. A little wood shampoo action. We know what that references to. The old nightstick. Eb Nye, thanks for the two pounds. Do you ship the Dabalcon S.J. Real Dog dolls to the UK?
Starting point is 01:12:50 No, but we all send you as couch cushions. Johnny, this is a crazy thing. So John left his apartment. in Canoga Park in the valley. Okay. And he put all of his furniture just out on the curb and left. And a listener to the show goes by Sheet Shitterson, drove by and grabbed his couch cushions. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 01:13:10 And he's done a black light exam on them. They're quite stained with a lot of weird stuff. He's shipping them to my house and we will have them on display right here at DabbleCod, too. Is he going to come after you for that? Is he stuttering John? Yeah. He's going to come after us for everything. That's what I was saying.
Starting point is 01:13:25 Now for saying that even though he discarded the property, he's going to call you saying you stole his property. Oh, that's interesting. That's funny. That's my couch cushion. That's my couch cushion. I'll send you whatever amount of money you need the equivalent of the couch cushion. All right, guys. What do you say we do a scum parade? Let's do it.
Starting point is 01:13:45 Scum parade. Take me on a raid of these fuchsia raids that these creeps have made. Scum parade. Vinny and Carl Gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade Like stories of a kid Fuck by his mom or dad
Starting point is 01:14:06 Soking up the blood of a cat Scum parade Oh god Now this portion of the show We're wrapping up Thank you for your time today It's been great having you We got four stories
Starting point is 01:14:22 That are in the news this week from all over the world usually, but mostly focused on the U.S. And Vinnie curates these. They're help from our friend Alex and some others who give us these great stories. Take it away, Vinnie. Well, Carl, we're going to start off in North Carolina
Starting point is 01:14:38 where a FedEx driver allegedly stole a family's French bulldog. Then threw it in the back of his hot truck and let it die because it was so hot. Wait, are FedEx trucks that air-conditioned? The back of them, probably not. That's cool because I had like electronics being delivered to my house. house. I don't want them to melt. They don't feel the shit.
Starting point is 01:14:56 If a dog can't survive it, what's my iPhone going to do? The now ex-employee, Kamani Johann Marshall, excuse of swiping the 5,500 championship show dog named Tori with the intent to breed it. Now, Marshall's 44 years old
Starting point is 01:15:12 and he reportedly knew Tori's owners that had previously asked them about breeding the beloved pooch with one of his dogs, but the owners declined. I don't know that he'd be a great breeder based on the information that I have about this gentleman. Yeah, well, was he going to make the dog's fuck in the back of a truck? That's seedy.
Starting point is 01:15:27 It's not how you get good puppies. But I have to give him credit, though. The guy's like, like, I'm stealing this dog, but I've got to get these deliveries out on time, which that really should be your top priority as a FedEx driver. I don't think he was a breeder. I think he was a lot of peanut butter in his basement. Oh, you think that's one of this? It was just a really cute French bull dog. Couldn't resist it.
Starting point is 01:15:46 Well, on July 3rd. Willie Fitch agrees. For whatever reason, he allegedly took the pup from the family's yard while delivering packages in the neighborhood. While Tori's family frantically searched nearby woods for her and posted missing dog flyers around town, the dog was believed to have already had died. On July 7th, they found the dog dead, and they believe that Marshall kept Tori in the truck while he finished his delivery route for FedEx, and the French bulldog died of heat stroke or related sickness from the scorching temperatures inside the truck. He's being held on a $50,000 bond. Now, of course, a spokesperson for FedEx did put out a statement, as they often do with him.
Starting point is 01:16:24 things like this happened. It said, there's plenty of French bulldogs. Just go get another one. I actually have the audio of their statement. Okay. I don't care. Wow. I don't care. My jokes don't go over. So, Farnex is just like, what are you going to do? Use UPS? I didn't think so. Deal with it. Our first two stories today are not great for animals. Sorry everybody. And they both happen in North Carolina. A landlord is accused of shooting and killing his tenant's cat, well, they were away on vacation, leading to felony breaking and entering an animal cruelty charges. The man's name is Dustin Timothy McCormick.
Starting point is 01:17:01 He's 37 years old. And he did this all on a surveillance camera. He fired a 40 caliber semi-automatic pistol handgun at a pet tabby cat named Frank. 40 caliber, you said? Yeah. Does that seem excessive for a cat, for a house cat? You're going to see nothing but feathers after that. fur, fur, I mean.
Starting point is 01:17:21 I like that better. Yeah, the cat just ate a bird. Yeah, right. So McCormick insisted he was only trying to scare the cat. There's better ways to scare cats. Behind the year. He does not like the tenants, and he claims he was pissed off, and he has a right to be mad, and he was right to do what he did.
Starting point is 01:17:42 He is indignant, because not only did this cat go inside of this property that he owns and spray all over the walls and make the place stink like fucking piss. I hate that. He said, they didn't even tell him that they had a cat and there's a $250 pet deposit
Starting point is 01:17:58 that they didn't pay. Okay. So it was a fugitive cat that we're talking about here. Is it illegal? These people, he claims that he keeps a bedroom in the house with his stuff in it.
Starting point is 01:18:08 So he comes and goes as he wants. And when the cat was in there and the pee was there and they weren't there, he straight up, I watched the video. He kicks the cat in the ass out. door like a cartoon kicks the cat in the ass
Starting point is 01:18:22 and that starts firing a cut at it as the cat tries to run away. What do they say in the statement in the article too? He goes, I think anyone else would have done the same thing in my position. Yeah. All right, first off, if anyone ever needed a PR agent, it's this fucking guy. That's the worst thing you can say.
Starting point is 01:18:40 But secondly, I'd hate to be around the people he hangs out with. If he's just like, no, all my buddies would have done the same thing. Like, okay. Your friends are creeps. Here's what they said. There's a right way and a wrong way to do things, McCormick said. And I mean, I've never been in a situation like this before. I did like, I think a lot of people would have done. I've had people reach out to me and say they would have done worse than what I had done. They would have done worse. I would have tortured that kid. That shot in the head.
Starting point is 01:19:08 And strapped it to the head to the door of the house to let them know you owe me $250. Left of my bill. So these poor people, they were out. They were on vacation, and, uh, yeah, it's bad. They found the cat bleeding out underneath the car. Yeah, he didn't even kill the cat, so he wounded it. The cat crawled underneath the car and died. He didn't hit it with a 40K? I mean, he hit it.
Starting point is 01:19:35 It's pretty crazy. I don't know if it, like, shot the ear off, like Trump or what happened? Well, I should talk. I've nicked a couple dog paws back in the day. Have you? Yeah. Oh, no. So, what are you going to tell?
Starting point is 01:19:44 A lot of dogs in that neighborhood. Listen, anybody could shoot a dog setter mask. You try to hit one in the pinky on the back toe. Yeah, that's very difficult. It's impressive. That's for you. McCormick is currently free on $20,000 secured bond and it's due back in court next month. Do you want to clarify any of that before we get angry emails about having people out who shoot dogs?
Starting point is 01:20:01 Oh, this one says because we do high-risk warrant. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we did high-risk warrant. I just walk around the neighborhood, just start helping around. The way that you explain that, people were going to be like, this guy just shoots a dog. Like, no, no, no, no, no, it's a, I'm the job kind of thing. Right. Allegedly.
Starting point is 01:20:16 I was trying to help you out, but they're going to. goes that. A gentleman by the name of Fasiel Teckler-Marion is dead. He was 53 years old. I hardly knew him. I didn't know it at all. He seemed like a lovely man, very generous. Now, this happened to Washington, D.C.
Starting point is 01:20:33 Authorities believe he died violently in April, and his thumb was cut off in order to access his mobile payment app on his phone and steal money from him. Dude, that's scary because I use the face recognition on my phone, so we're going to cut off my face? Face off. Yeah. Chevalta's going to come and get you. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 01:20:51 The police have served an arrest warrant on a 19-year-old girl, Audrey Denise Miller, who investigators believe killed this 54-3-year-old man. Now, this guy had several cuts to his leg, a cut on his right hand, and his right thumb had been removed. According to the document, a witness told police that Miller and another woman identified as Tiffany Taylor Gray had cut off the man's thumb.
Starting point is 01:21:13 He also had fractures on his head and had been stabbed in the stomach. They believe that he died of blunt force trauma and sharp force injuries. They also found evidence suggesting cleaning products have been used at the crime scene. So premeditation, they went in there, they fucked this guy up, chopped his thumb up, and tried to clean it up. That's pretty shitty. Over several days, security cameras captured Miller Gray and two other men coming and going from the building where this guy lived. And according to the affidavit, alleged they used his key fob to get into his apartment, taking several items, including electronics,
Starting point is 01:21:45 watches. Now this woman is believed to be a prostitute. They said they were in some type of relationship. This scares this shit out of me. Because if the prostitutes are going to start killing us now, we're fucked. Be on the lookout, everybody. We're Shawcross when you need them. Yeah, right? I know we need someone to clean this thing up. Oh, Artie's rolling over at his grave right now when he hears a story like this. But what I liked about this story, there's a lot to like about this story. Right. Is that the stolen money was used on Uber's, marijuana, and alcohol.
Starting point is 01:22:17 Are you listening, Chad Zumak? When you steal people's money, have some fun with it. It's not just for basic essentials. Went to Chili's. Yeah, have a time. All right. Milk for your kids. So they have been arrested and are being charged with first degree murder
Starting point is 01:22:33 and armed felony murder. Now, Carl, I have saved our most depraved story for last. Yes, you have. I sent this to you for the bonus episode, and we didn't get to it. So why not save it for last, the cootie gras, the kill shot, so to speak, of the creep off? This is to make sure that Johnny never comes back again after this story. Two gentlemen named Dylan Brister and Cameron Allen spiked a gentleman by the name of Callan Simpson's drinks, leaving him unconscious before subjecting him to a sexual assault which was recorded on a mobile phone.
Starting point is 01:23:07 Mr. Simpson, who was 24 years old and a father of three, died from intoxication with a Class C. drug called edizolam in his system and alcohol following the attack on him inside of these people's home quick observation on the story the way that it's written so they identify him as a father young father was killed why is he identified as a father's his job embarrassing or something like normally you identify like a banker or a marketing expert or something maybe he was a stay at home dad he might have been a stay at home dad that's embarrassing so basically to sum this up these guys were going on Grindr and trying to find men who were into BDSM to come and play fucked up leather games with them.
Starting point is 01:23:53 Sure. And the guy that they originally had coming over, backed out. So another friend that they had came by just to hang out and say hello and brought his friend Callum. This is crazy because so they did have a guy they found on Grindr who was like, yeah, I'm into that sort of shit. And then he had second thoughts decided not to go. So he's reading the story.
Starting point is 01:24:13 going, oh my God, I dodged a bullet. But it's not like a cool story you can tell people. You know, like Seth McFarland didn't get on the airplane that flew into one of the twin towers on 9-11. Cool story to tell. Yeah, I was supposed to be on that plane. I slept in. This guy's just like, yeah, I was going to go over and get my ass raped by these guys
Starting point is 01:24:29 wearing like a gimp suit. And turns out I decided not to go. And then someone else was murdered. That great? Like, ugh. Bring me to Gimp. This guy, Callum, sits and showed up with another friend of his name Dylan Stewart who knew the pair.
Starting point is 01:24:43 Yeah. And just left. He was like, oh, yeah, bye guys. They were all just drinking. And Calam Simpson is like, oh, whatever. He doesn't know anything's afoot. And he's got three kids at home. He wants to hang out and party for a little bit. Right. And the attorney said, there's no evidence that Calam Simpson had any, quote,
Starting point is 01:24:59 homosexual tendencies. Who knows? That's the PR guy for you. That's you were looking for. Yeah, right. Exactly. Yeah. Need that. So they basically they both claim that the drugs that they thought that they gave him
Starting point is 01:25:15 were actual diazepram and then the other one's like no they weren't you bought him from some lady on the street and they were like in plastic bags they told you be careful with these it would kill somebody so they start they're both trying to rat each other out
Starting point is 01:25:28 get your story straight boys so Mr. Simpson was found dead the next day and Alan told police in a statement that he had set a prayer for him He claimed that he had bad sexual thoughts because of what happened to me, whatever. He tries to act all, you know, pious about it. Yeah, he's like, listen, I'm not a rapist. I mean, I rape on the weekends.
Starting point is 01:25:47 Like, you know, but I'm not like a rapist. We are not rapists. We are young boys that like a bit of fun. Yeah, right. We're going on for a Friday night. Who knows it's going to happen? Well, an experienced medical examiner who saw the injuries inflicted on Mr. Simpson told the court, quote, if that person was awake and fully conscious, it would have been very painful.
Starting point is 01:26:07 I would imagine. They showed the video... Why they didn't use lube? I don't think they did. That's rough. The video footage, they said the victim was unconscious. His breathing was affected and he was snoring. The court heard evidence that Brister had previously spiked the drink of a woman
Starting point is 01:26:21 with diazepine in 2018 and put tablets in the mouth of a woman named Stephanie Cooper without her consent, which he swallowed and left her feeling dizzy and spaced out at his home. So they brought it other people he's tried to drug. Brister told the court he suffered from complex post-traumatic stress disorder. in a personality disorder and received anti-psychotic medication. So he's trying to claim he's crazy. The other guy did it, and I'm crazy. It wasn't me.
Starting point is 01:26:46 They're both just pointing at each other. Plus, they're both LGBTQIA plus. Give him a break. Plus, they graduated summa cum laude from the Cosby School of Dating. They got that part down. This guy, Brister, says, I won't dispute the fact that Callum passed out and we carried on. I didn't spike that boy, but yes, I gave him drugs, he said. We raped him.
Starting point is 01:27:07 continued to have sex. It is what it is. That's the quote. Yeah. So Alan said he was in love with Brister, but claimed the older man ill-treated him. He said, I was treated more like a dog than a servant. He was just a violent, angry man. So he's trying to blame Brister.
Starting point is 01:27:24 Brister's blaming Alan. And they are, this is all going to a jury. And it sounds like they are going to be in custody waiting the verdict. More like Summa come loudly. Says Captain Cheese. Hey-oh. Come on. Come on.
Starting point is 01:27:40 Come on. Hold on. I want to make sure I didn't miss anything. Best viewers in all the podcasting. We appreciate all you creepos out there. They really, really are. So, Johnny, one more time while you're here, my friend. How can we find your show?
Starting point is 01:27:53 Yeah, man. You can find it in two places. So we're on YouTube at Crime Dog Podcast, and Crime Dog is DAWG Crime Dog podcast. And then if you don't want to go there and you want to pop over to our website where we've got a library of videos, you can go to the Crime Dog Podcast. click on any of our library and it'll take you to our YouTube page sweet and if you want to
Starting point is 01:28:13 meet Johnny in person he'll be at the beer park this Sunday from two to five enjoying the music of the isotopes that's right the isotopes dot com for more information all ages free show two to five come by and say hello all right folks thank you again we are going to be putting up a poll on our patreon today and I'm going to try to remember to post it for our YouTube members as well to decide what we're going to watch coming up on Friday's bonus episode because it usually would be Thunder and Paradise but we're getting towards the end
Starting point is 01:28:44 and we want to space it out a little bit so we're going to put a couple other options out there you guys get to decide and we'll have fun with you on Friday Did you reach out to that guy about our next Hall of Fame episode? Oh, I did not. I thought you were going to do that.
Starting point is 01:28:56 Was I supposed to? I can, I can. Okay. Dang Lizard, thanks for the five euros. So they all act, so they acted all Aaron about it. Repend, confess your sins and think of the poor children. That was all allegedly by a third party. Yeah, it seems to work.
Starting point is 01:29:10 Just be like, yeah, of course I broke every law there is, but I told you guys about it before they did. So it's fine. Not it. Well, Carl, should we tell Johnny how we end the show every week? I think he's going to figure it out one way or another. Well, go to the creepoff.com. It's nice to be important.
Starting point is 01:29:24 It's more important to be nice. Gagia, see you guys on Friday. How do I leave? I just want to leave. You don't have to play the music. Are we off? There, no. No.
Starting point is 01:29:37 No. Carl, did you really think I was to let you off that easily? Oh, shit, I got to spin a wheel, don't I? Yeah. You certainly fucking do. I forgot about that. Are we still live? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:17 Oh, oh, shit. We are absolutely still live. Oh, wait. Was that all recorded? No, I don't think that was, but. No, no, you guys weren't recorded. Oh, okay. You guys are.
Starting point is 01:30:27 Carl, so we're coming over here. Now, listen, Carl, before you go over there, let's just remind everybody. Am I off, Vinny? No, you're still there, Johnny. hang out tank tight for a second buddy Carl here's your again number one winner's choice number two Patreon and super chat money
Starting point is 01:30:43 number three Tom Meyer's stand-up special you have to listen to all available albums $100 to podcast Tipman this will be drive to Ithaca and get a cup of coffee and a selfie with woke dad watch gummo wear later hose it and pass the spin Carl are you ready
Starting point is 01:31:00 Let's do this spin that wheel bitch Except two. Now has never been a better time to join the Patreon. Supercast, become a YouTube member. Support your boy, Vinnie. Give me Carl's money. All proceeds go to Vinnie Paulino until I win around. All right.
Starting point is 01:31:28 Now we can go. Bye, everybody. See it. Oh, that was fun.

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