The Creep Off - Episode 224: Life Will Find a Way

Episode Date: August 5, 2024

This week Karl & Vinnie kick off the new round with a wildcard episode: Karl's Cop Cam introduces us to a Reno resident who's clearly got untapped WWE potential: In the Scum Parade, we meet an airplane passenger that can’t handle his weed, a teenage dirtbag and a man who made a live eel disappear! The score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Passenger on American Airlines from Seattle to Dallas tries to open door mid-air after eating 10 weed edibles | Daily Mail OnlineMan caught on camera charged with committing bestiality on mom's horse (usatoday.com)Expat put live eel into anus, gets colon punctured (vietnamnews.vn)Perth man Brendan Lee McDonald jailed for attempting to kidnap multiple children on same day - ABC NewsWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation 

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It's the creep off. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And joining me today in the studio, it's hot cuckaca carol. What is happening? Vinnie Paulino, how you doing, buddy? Bro, so much coffee today. Oh, yeah, you're fired up.

Oh, I'm flying. I'm flying. Thanks for coming down to beer park yesterday with your lovely wife, Checking out the ice toasts for a minute. Appreciate that. It was a really long minute, it felt like. Yeah, well, you were there for much longer than a minute. That's true.

But what a lovely day that was, though. It really was great. What I enjoyed about it was hearing my favorite song of all time, the Munster's theme. Oh, is that your favorite all time? It was great to hear that one. I thought you were going to say the creep-off theme. I did hear the creep-off theme. I also heard our new Syracuse drop in there.

I think that one is an ice-topes song, too, called Risky Biscuit, right? Risky Biscuit, yep. Yeah, all right. You're done with your plugs for your band? I mean, if you want to talk about it more, you got anything coming up, if you want to talk about it more, you certainly can. You can stream the ice cells wherever you stream music. Don't forget, every time you stream up one of our songs, we get 0.000,0001 cent. So finally, content worth the price you're paid.

Thank you for that. All right, folks. Today is Super Chat Monday, and I see a lot of you are already joining us in the chat. Thank you. I want to say hi to Freeman Thomas, too, became a new, YouTube member. Remember, folks, you can become a member of the creep off YouTube channel, and you will get the bonus episodes the same way our Patreon folks do. So you just won't get the merch. But if you're into YouTube

and you want to do that, you go right ahead. Chris Primer is here. He gave us five bucks. Carl, what did he have to say? Yay, Super Chats. Chris Prymer says, please don't tell. Blind Mike, I held back $5 from the goal for Super Chap Monday. I know we missed it, but I wonder if this $5 could have started a rally. an amazing episode, Blind Mike had yesterday, clowning Aaron Imholt and his goal and proving that Aaron's the worst at raising money on the internet. Everyone can make more money than he can doing a stupid bit.

It's hilarious. It was quite an entertaining experience for those watching, and it was a very surreal event for those of us participating. Yeah, yeah, but he and I were on there for a little bit. A lot of people popped on as Mike Gehry raised like $4,000 or something. like that yesterday so stupid so ridiculous oh what a brilliant man my Geary is yes i i wonder what aaron thinks about that he's a one of a kind now uh carl speaking of one of a kind guess who's here to tell us who won last week's episode i hope it's danny danny readin results oh dandy please

won't you post that fanny all over the patreon danny that body's so uncanny voice move like lamb and shandy oh yeah she's my creep girl hey guys hey danny are you here to bring us good news today i am before you do that carl and i were noticing that you uh did some dye work to your hair looks quite nice oh thank you i bleached the front and then i like dyed it red and i was like i don't like the red it's like fading so i dyed it purple how much time did you spend doing this like 30 minutes oh wow okay hmm yeah I feel like that would be a huge process doing everything

that you just said it sounds like it would take hours to do now when you're having your your hair dyed do you get it all over your shirt no just my face okay hey don't it gets all over your face uh Danny last week's category was biggest creep on a boat carl and I both made our presentations the listener spoke and you are their voice so lay it on me what happened What happened? What happened? I just want to remind everybody to go to the creepoff.com so you can vote. We need more votes in for sure.

Yeah. Yeah, thank you, Danny. Just a reminder that this show is a contest. Vini and I every week bring what we consider to be the biggest creep at a certain category. Of course, today is a wild card, but typically it's a specific category. And then you listen to the presentations, you go on the creepoff.com and vote for who you thought brought the bigger creep that week. We, of course, keep score, and the first person to get to five rounds wins that, yeah, five points, wins that round, and the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. So obviously, me and I are both super enthusiastic to hear the results from our amazing contests last week.

Now, before you get my just also want to say, Carl, I want to thank you again for losing and spinning the wheel. I had quite a payday on the first, and I would love to thank you for that. That was the worst timing for it, too, right when the payday happened. on fucking real. You know, I didn't lose it until the end of July. Yeah. Sucks for you, huh? It does.

Sure sucks for you. Yeah. But, uh, Danny, do you have good news today or do you have bad news today? Let's find out. All right. So in the category of biggest creep on a boat with 51% of the boats, the winner, the winner is Vinnie Paulino. Fuck yeah. That's right.

Please. It's going to be a good. Oh, I'm so happy. Another victory for Vinny. Look at Danny's smile. I feel like I got a bait and switch with Danny. I voted for you. I feel like this is a total bait and switch.

He's just like, I'm going to act like I'm going to let Carl win sometimes. Hey, Carl, you know what this means? What's that? One more for the good guys. All right. Well, you start off this round with a point. congratulations. That puts Vinny one to zero over me for this round so far. Pretty pleased about that. God, that was a close one, though.

It really was. The actual voting, from what I understand, was only a couple of votes off. Yeah, you won by two votes. Yeah. Probably those mailing ballots. The ones I sent it out. Yeah. The ones I mailed Danny. Yeah. Sorry about the dirty underwear in there, too. She didn't seem upset. Yeah. She came back. Yeah. She came back. All right, Danny. everybody follow you at danny desolation on instagram do it folks get after it we'll see you next week dandy take care bye danny the best results girl in the biz right there she's that that's her

ladies and i think she's the only one we've ever had right i can't remember any other results girls i think we had a results kid before something so we have the results guy we used to have i think oh no so mean tucker so i remember somebody yeah yeah Tucker right yes holy shit i miss His intros, his cold opens. I think he died. Oh, good. Yeah. Guess what?

One less Jaguars fan out there. I got all my wishes. I won the contest. Tucker's debt. Perfect. Just kidding. Tuck. Carl, it's wildcard.

This is a serious one. I've already got the lead on you. I know. And I'm going for the jugular today. So I'm going to warn everybody before we do this. Some people are not going to be happy with me. Ring the bell, Carl. All right.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mike Freep, today. He's originally from England. He obtained his Ph.D. in zoology at the University in Bristol in England before moving to Australia, 1996, to study alligators. Ladies and gentlemen, Mike Creep, Dr. Adam Britton. Hey, looks like a fine, upstanding gent. Well. Sounds like a fun lifestyle. Go study some alligators down under.

Appearances can be deceiving, Carl. Really? They certainly can. I don't know. He seems cool to me. All right, let me do mine now. No, no, no. A lot of people were, feel, felt like you. He met a nice girl named Aaron, who was also a, oh, sorry, met a nice girl named Aaron. That's her. Okay. They built a nice life together with their two dogs.

Arrow, Ura. That looks like one dog. I know. They look like they're connected. Yeah. Ursa and Bolt. They were living in Australia. They had a pretty cool business these two. They started a company called Big Gecko where they sold crocodile footage to television and film producers. So they worked with the BBC National Geographic. In fact, Adam Britain worked with David Attenborough. Oh, nice. Yeah. It's my favorite. He was also featured on the Discovery Channel show and Animal Planet show called Animal Face Off. So in Australia, you know, Steve Irwin was

dead. Someone had to take the spot. And this guy was pretty damn close. Steve Irwin died? What happened? Oh, fish got him. Fish got him. It's always a bigger fish. There's always a bigger fish. So this guy, whenever there was crocodile stuff happening in the news, this is the talking head Australian families saw on television. Okay. So he was also a research associate at Charles Darwin University in Darwin, Australia. Now, living a peaceful life. Wait, there's a place called Darwin Australia.

It's the home of Darwin University. Yeah, makes sense. How many churches are there at Darwin, Australia, I wonder. I don't know, a lot of libraries. Yeah, okay. So he was living with. with this cute dogs and his wife. I noticed you didn't say cute before her wife.

Cute dogs and that broad. Man, am I telegraphing things? Yeah. Okay. Fair enough. Well, okay, I'll just go ahead and lay it out on the line. Adam Britain is a twisted depraved pervert with the most heinous sadistic obsession I could possibly imagine. Okay.

In fact, maybe I don't want to broadcast it too much, but... And they called it. about 2014 he started fucking his dog ursa the cute the hot one yeah the girl yeah now apparently this dog's vagina was a gateway drug because this guy couldn't get enough fucking dog pussy jesus yeah and i think there may have been some red flags for his wife like you know the dog's assholes the size of a dinner plate shouldn't really pay attention any of that but it got way worse by 2020 that's right six Shears of just fucking the one dog. Pretty good monogamous relationship. He decided it was time to level up. So what this guy did, Carl, was he bought a giant shipping container, put it on

his property in the woods behind his house, basically out of sight from the eye line of the house. He filled it with sex toys, straps and cameras, and he gave it a really cute nickname. You know what he called it? What's that? The torture room. Oh, that's not cute. He then set up his very own telegram account because you know nothing bad ever happens on telegram and it's good to have security encrypted messages and uh while doing all this all he thought about was getting himself some strange now britain uses uh britain used a marketplace a website called gumtree that's basically australia's craigslist okay and uh he would use this to find new friends to play within the torture room he would build a rapport with owners of pets who are reluctantly giving them away

due to travel or work commitments that sucks yeah i really i want to find a good home for my dog he's been a loyal companion and i'm so sorry i can't take it with me he's a member of the family but we just can't bring him with us yeah yeah yeah yeah and good old adam britain i'm a dog i'm a zoologist i'm a doctor you saw me on tv yeah so he would take these dogs and he would have them And a number of these dog owners would reach out to Britain for updates on their pets' transitions into his house. And on one occasion, one of them, these people, they had a dog named Wolf that was like a large brown dog. And to reassure them that the animal was settling in well, he sent him a bunch of photos and stuff, like the dog playing with the other dogs and things like that. But what they didn't realize by that point when he was sending the emails, he had already raped, tortured, and murdered their dog.

Oh. And filmed it and put it on telegram. Oh. That's not great. Yeah. Now, in those instances when people would, you know, go, hey, how's Fluffy doing? He would take pictures of them like I said and have them ready to go. And he would create, like, false narratives about how their dog is fine.

This guy is a fucking creep. Why does he have to kill these dogs? Do you think they're going to talk or something? They're going to give away his secrets. Woof, roof, torture room. Dude. What's that, Lassie? he put it in the poop shoot twice

you got deep peed by him and his friend you're right they're not going to talk but I mean you have to admit like the fact that they died tells you how sadistic the sex and stuff was that he was doing with these dogs like he wasn't just trying

to like strap a beagle to a Sibian okay that's not what he was doing it was pretty bad he would make very disgusted videos on telegram under the pseudonym's monster and cerebis where he openly discussed his kill count and shared videos with other abusers in the videos he referred to the puppies as quote his fuck toys and one message he confessed i had repressed it in the last few years i let it out again and now i can't stop and i don't want

to see that's the problem is that the guy knows it's wrong and then he finds other people who are encouraging it the internet sucks yeah it's uh not great now he's doing a all this anonymously how did he get caught carl i bet you're wondering right uh well sure my guess is that someone traced it back to this guy his telegram because telegram's not as secure as these people think it is well it was actually a little bit more involved than that apparently one person who was online trying to track down people who are putting out animal abuse porn and stuff like that there's good people out there who are trying to track these monsters down so i would i just don't have the time yeah i don't either. I don't give a fuck that much. No, no, I, I care. I just, you know, if you go to

thecrowlop.com to vote, just remember, if I had more time, I would definitely track these people down. I bought this person lunch. I just want everybody to know. I sent them money for lunch. I Venmoed them earlier. Um, so this online, an anonymous internet user noticed the adult female dog in one of the videos was wearing an orange city of Darwin leash with the slogan, great pets start with you. Oh, that's a dumb move. Yeah, this geographically identifying, uh, lead is what eventually led to his arrest. They gave the police the tape and the information.

A month after Britain posted that video online, his house was raided. And when police raided the house, they found the shipping container filled with computers, cameras, external hard drives, and sex toys that he used on himself and the dogs. And drum roll, please. Okay. They also found,

you ready for this boring nugget at this point? Yeah, what's boring at this point? A good old fashioned child porn. Oh, boy. Good old-fashioned kitty porn. The wife know about any of this shit? Is she into this stuff too? The wife is completely out of the picture.

She changed her name and nobody knows where she is. Okay, smart. Yeah. So he pled guilty to 37 counts of animal cruelty causing serious harm and death, 10 counts of raping or attempting to rape dogs, four counts of possessing and transmitting child abuse material, animal cruelty, breaching duty of care to his own dogs, Bolton Ursa, and using the carriage service in an offensive manner,

which I guess was he. he took a cab to go pick up one of these dogs to rape. He has been sentenced to life in prison. And like I said, since his conviction, his wife Aaron left the marriage and her whereabouts are unknown. So this picture, from my sweetener, ladies and gentlemen, this picture is actually right before he stuffed that crocodile into a golden retriever. So think of that when you're voted for who is the bigger creep.

You're making shit up. You don't know that. You're making shit up. And ladies and gentlemen, I also have some audio of. what happened in that shipping container. Stop it. Stop it. Sorry.

I thought he was British. Some old fashioned. I pitch, Eric. Carl, before we do yours, you want to hit some super chats real fast? Let's do that, buddy. It is Super Chat Monday. We're celebrating with all of you.

Guys, get us to the goal. Chase Sheds, five bucks. The show was great yesterday. We had a blast. Nork to meet you, Vinigo, Bills. Also, someone wrote FSJ in the bathroom tell Lucy I said hi. Well, thank you very much, Chase Sheds.

Thanks, thanks, you're coming to the show. And did they say that it was nice to meet Vinny? It's always not. People love meeting me. Hmm. Oh, is this the dude we met at your show yesterday? I believe so, yes. Oh, hey, bro.

Nice to meet you, dude. It's very possibly the guy wearing the Perry Caravello Live shirt. Nice. Yes. You pointed that out. And I was like, oh, shit. I like this guy already. Labor and Mystic, thanks for the five.

Sorry, Vinny. By the way, I.E. or Y. Thank you for asking. It's an I.E. Over here. Vinny. Don't make the same mistake Brett Hart made On my one of 500 poster that he autographed

You will have it in time for next week's show I'm not a sound person I want to make sure the quality is decent That's right labor and mystic is making the Vinny Or Paulino's cop stream Jingle for me Nice appreciate that High and tight thanks for the two bucks

We got us a Rob Saul Yeah, so another dog diddler Good point Very good I had tight Gartner fan He's been a member for three months says, Vinny, what the hell? I thought you said this dude in Australia was a creep.

Couldn't you find an actual creep too mild? Yes, agreed, Gartner, fan. You ready for your mind? You're ready for an actual creep? My creep is named Tyrese Devon Hospital, but we're actually going to start by learning about a gentleman named Fahim Sala. Now, Fahim Sala actually has a local tie for us today, Vinny. This is exciting for you and me.

Fahim was born in Saudi Arabia to Bangladeshi parents who relocated, because of work settling in Rochester, New York. He taught himself to program at a young age and created a variety of online projects, such as a website for the family, a teenage social media platform that actually brought in $200,000 a year when he was in high school.

Wow. And then after graduating college, a prank phone call service called prankdile. Really? Yeah, and prank dial was actually a very profitable company as well. So he used the money he made from prank dial. And in 2015, he started up a ride-sharing company in Bangladesh and one in Nepal,

and then later created another company in Nigeria, he was worth an estimated $150 million. By what age? Okay, so at this point, he's in his late 20s. $150 million? Worth $150 million. Now, what happened was Nigeria banned the taxi ride service on motorcycles. That was the ride-sharing act that he had.

Got it. So he was out of business there. But he had all this money, so he started this investment company, moved to Manhattan. He had this amazing penthouse that was, you know, Florida. to ceiling windows, a private elevator to get up to his penthouse. It was a beautiful of $2.4 million place. Probably nicer than Opies. Right.

And because he started up this investment firm for other tech companies, he needed people to help him out with that. He had a lot of employees. And this guy, Tyrese, was pretty tech savvy himself, having won a web design contest when he was a teenager. So Fahim hired Tyrese to work for him, and they became super tight. Eventually, Tyrese became Fahim's personal assistant. When Tyrese was given access to Fahim's finances, he started stealing money.

Rut, row. Yes, this went on for some time because Dieryce was dating this chick who's out of his league. And so he has to keep buying her shit. Like, she's one of these girls. It's just like you've got to keep getting her designer clothes and tails and bags and, yeah, shoes and all this shit. So he doesn't have that kind of money. But his boss does.

His boss is loaded. So he's like, ah, just take some of this money out of the account, pay my money. sell some stuff. I'll make it look like normal business transactions, and I'll just keep the money. Well, as you'd expect, eventually Fahim figured out Tyrese was stealing money. But like I said, they're tight. He didn't go to the authorities. He went to him and he said, look, man, I know you stole from me. Let me do this. Let me give you a chance to pay it back. We'll work out a plan and you can just pay it back over time. And Tyree's like, all right, cool, man. I appreciate that. That's a nice of you. That's a real friend. It really is. So what

Tyrese decided to do was to pay him back with more money that he stole. So we just found a different way to steal money and it was actually like he was paying him back. He's like, yeah, man, I got you. Here you go. Here's some money. So this guy is not only a simp. He's a very dishonest person. He's a very dishonest, yes. Okay. So Fahim thought it was like tens of thousands of dollars, but it was actually $400,000 that had been stolen. And maybe that's why to him, that's not a lot of money. He's worth $150 million. So he's like, all right, he stole $30,000 from me. He can pay me back. Cool. You know, one of those things. things.

But it was only a matter of time before Fahim learned what was really happening. And when he found out that he was still stealing from him, Tyrese said, okay, I can't not have this money. I got to keep this girl happy. So I think it's time we take Fahim out. All right. So he came up with a plan, Vinny. He snuck into Fahim's building and walked in,

behind someone else because you know you have to have access to it's a very expensive place to live and then hung out in the stairwell until he saw phahim come home and uh when phahim came back i actually i grabbed this video um that i want to play for you because it does a great job of illustrating this for he wore his oh you got it yep yep yep there we go yeah this is this is creepy he wore his custom black three piece suit carried a suitcase and a duffel bag presenting the image of a professional. But he also had an opaque mask, gloves and a hood ready, and was armed with a taser and a knife. Looking like the angel of death, he prayed on his victim, waiting until Fahim returned from his run. At 1.40 p.m., CCTV footage shows Fahim entering his

elevator in order to make his way up to his apartment. Only a second man enters swiftly. Tyrese knew that the elevator went directly into Fahim's apartment, so he had to enter as soon as Fahim pressed his floor using his keyfob. When he entered, he was wearing the full costume. Fahim was suspicious of the masked man, but what could he do? He was trapped inside with him. Fahim just needed to leave the elevator as soon as possible. When the elevator doors opened, Fahim left, but Tyrese followed, and unleashed the taser. on his back, causing Fahim to fall to the ground completely incapacitated.

As the taser stunned Fahim, the anti-fellon identification disks reigned over the floor like confetti. Tyrese stood over his spasming body and proceeded to stab him with his blade in the neck and torso over and over again. Fahim was killed in a matter of seconds. Okay. So he's in his own apartment at this point, being stabbed to death after being taser. Now, did you know that when you buy a taser?

You and I could buy a taser. Yeah. But it comes with these little identification discs to fly out when you use it. No, I did not know that. Yeah, I didn't know that either. But this guy did. He brought a little mini vacuum with him and vacuumed up the identification discs so that he wouldn't get caught because they would trace it back to his purchase. See, that's risky.

That's very risky. Yes, it is. Because even if you clean them up, you know, your adrenaline's up. You know, you just did a good job. You know, you did your plan went well. Yeah. You know, you might be a little happy. There's blood all over the place.

Maybe the guy, like, one of the, he landed on one of them. Oh, for sure. Yeah, no, Vinny, this is not a full-proof plan. No shit. But it's not over yet, though. So he leaves and he takes an Uber to Jersey City and he dumps everything in the Hudson, all the evidence and everything like that. Next day, he decides he's going to go back and he's going to clean all this up. So he stops at the Home Depot.

He buys a power saw. He heads up there. And he just starts soft. and everything off. He takes off both legs, both arms, decapitates Fahim. He's putting everything in bags. He's getting everything situated. And then, I mean, this took a lot of work, Vinny, as you might know, from some of the stories

that we've told. Sure. It's not easy to chop off a person. No. Don't do it. Don't even try it. It's really bad. Don't even think you want to do it.

You don't. So what happened is, Vinny, the battery ran out of his power saw. He's like, oh, should this take away longer than I expected it to. A goddamn Ryobie from Home Depot. Right. So then this guy's like, I guess I got to go back to Home Depot and get another one or get a replacement battery or something like that.

Or plug it in and charge it. So he leaves. And Fahim's cousin, he's trying to get a hold of him. And, you know, he's been missing like a day now, day and a half. So the cousin goes over to visit him. And what does the cousin see when he walks into the place?

Arms and legs. I've had a pool of blood. Guts pour out everywhere. It's a gruesome, gruesome scene. So, of course, he alerts the authorities. And when Tyrese comes back to finish the deal with his new saw, he sees all the cop cars, everything. He's like, oh, shit, okay, never mind.

Not going back here. What happened here, guy? My boss is in there. I hope he's all right. What happened for him? So after that, Tyrese was back to business as usual. He's out with his. girlfriend buying her luxury gifts they're planning a big birthday party for her and uh what's great about

this is that he's going around and buying all this stuff for with phaheem's credit card the guy who was just murdered is that dumb it is he seems like he was kind of smart for a lot of this yes it seemed like you had a plan and everything like that talking about fucking fumbling at the goal right and then he's searching um on his phone after the murder he's searching things like dismembered body Tech CEO, Fahim. He wants to see what people are saying about it. So he's Googling all these things. Who killed Fahim?

Yeah, right. Did they find the killer yet? Yeah. Dude, you know what? I had to tell you something right now. Uh-huh. Like one of the things I noticed, and I'm scrolling back through your video real quick, because I just want to point out to the listeners, when he's standing there, are those

boots he's wearing? Yes. Like, they're like snakeskin boots. Yeah. Stuff like that really makes it easy to identify you. Like, there's lots of things. And then I'm sorry, I was just looking at this whole thing. Like this guy has so many things that can identify and body type, the snake skin.

And then you just use the credit card. You're so stupid. Right. Well, you ready for this? Here's the kicker. One of the reasons why he was caught, Vinnie, aside from what you just pointed out, which is true. Oh, can I guess? Go ahead.

Tell me the chick turned him in. No. Oh, fuck. That would have been great. The chick didn't even know. She had no idea. He didn't want to tell her that he was stealing from his boss in order to pay for all this shit. He wanted to be a big shot. No. The, um, taser, the vacuum, the power saw from Home Depot,

all purchased with Fahim's credit card. I'm a fucking idiot. So they figured out, they put two and two together pretty quickly and arrested him. He was convicted of multiple crimes facing 25 years to life in prison. The sentencing is taking place on September 10th next month, about a month from now. The sentencing will be taking place. We'll see what happens with our boy Tyrese, who is my creep today, Benny. Carl, that's a great, great presentation. It's a fun story. I would just like to remind everyone that they could vote this week at the creepoff.com,

and if you love dogs, you'll vote for Vinny. All right. And for all those people who don't give a shit about dogs, they're like tech millionaires. Vote for Carl. People like tech millionaires. Yeah, would you rather have a tech millionaire in your house than a dog? There's so much more shit you can do.

It's actually not a bad point. Dogs never fucking fly you to Tokyo over. weekend and this guy was a good friend too he was he's a good guy oh man he came up with a prank phone call app come on oh and he was a fun prankster yeah he's a prankster this is real bad i want faheem back all right cut a couple super chats here labrin mystic two dollars i see under you but didn't know inside joker real oh viny with an i e got it gotcha right yes okay back there for a second. Hippie terrorist, thanks to the five bucks, I nominate Bill

Mar for Hall of Fame after the interview with Hock Tua Girl. Well, we're going to have some new polls out for the Hall of Fame because apparently this Friday, right, Carl? Yes. What are we doing? We are finally inducting Maddox into the Hall of Fame. Our boy, Tab Berth will be joining us. Yes.

He's an expert in all things, unfortunately, an expert in all things Maddox. He really is. You guys are going to give me an education because I don't know Jack shit about any of it. Oh, I have to do work for this one? Yeah, all of it. Red Jared, C, thanks for the five bucks, Tyree should have sprung for the 12-amp hour Milwaukee battery.

Agreed. No shit. Agreed. I think he probably would have gotten caught anyway, but if you could have gotten the body, see, the whole point was to dispose of the body, if there's no body, it's much more difficult to convict someone for murder.

So, yep, if that battery hadn't drained, probably be a free name. And if you hadn't have used his credit cards. Yeah, that was pretty stupid, but that's what he had. Gardner fan, two bucks, says, Now, that's a creep, Carl. Dog didler be damned.

No, no, no, sir. Not a dog didler. A dog rapist and torturer. Puppies that he used like a fleshlight. He used a puppy like a flashlight. You vote at the creepoff.com for your palvinny. Don't give Carl these points. What are you all crazy?

Carl, I think. I'll let the people think for themselves on this one. I trust in the creepoff audience to make the right decision. Boy, you make that mistake a lot. I do. Carl, is it time for your cop cam? segment oh it sure is i got a great one today yes i can't wait to see calls cop can fight with the cops for no reason will you please show me cause cop can lose all your rights ruin your life

this one came in from psychotic in the who are these socials discord channel and the horrid's podcast Discord server. Gator Goods has time to look some boots boys. He's right. Well, this is an interesting one today. So we're going to meet Christopher Sheehan. And this is a 45-year-old gentleman in Reno, Nevada. He's upset.

What was the first name? I didn't catch that? Chris. Chris, okay. He's upset, Vinny. What's wrong with Chris? He's very upset. He's yelling a lot.

He lives in an apartment complex. And the neighbors are calling the police because they're like, Can you, it's 1.30 in the morning. Can you please shut this fucking guy up? He just won't stop yelling. Understood. So, uh, here we go. It's 1.30 a.m. in Reno, Nevada, where police are called to an apartment complex for the second time after reports of a man who is yelling.

Looks like they're just open. Yeah! Huh! Hey Chris, Reno PD, what's going on, man? I got no guns. Okay. Who are you? I'm with the Reno Police Department.

I work with your brother. Get your hand off the weapon right there, mother. I got my hands right here. Take your hat off. You. You. Chris, Chris. Do!

Okay. Now, Vinnie, I have a feeling you're going to like this guy. Because you like the heels in wrestling, right? Yeah. Those are some of your favorite guys? Oh, by a mile. This guy, I don't know. He could be signed to WWE tomorrow after this performance.

I actually took my hands off of my weapon when he said. Yeah, I know. I'm like, oh, I take your hand off. Oh, sorry. Yeah, whatever you want. Yes, sir. It's one of these guys who orders the police around. Now, the police know who he is.

uh his brother is also an officer with them he's uh ex-military and so uh this is fun he's going to reveal his history with the nevada police department oh it's nice he's going to give us the background yeah perfect let's see my name is christopher head to see you guys shot me 20 20 20 you guys didn't pay me any money you shot me my right shoulder Chris what is going on oh no What's going on today, Chris? Let me do some pull-ups. Get the fuck out of my way. Move away.

All of you. All of you move the fucking way. Dude, he's going to take out of the entire police force, right? Let me do some pull-ups. I got to get my pump on before I fucking rip all of your heads off. That dude's jacked. He's jacked. All right?

He's hard. And he can't wait to go toe-to-to-to-to with these police officers. Oh, daddy. Right in the middle of the squared circle. I'm going to tell you guys right now, whoever could go toe-to-to-to-to with me. head to head push up the push up let's get it going facing the west right here you're yoke facing that i'm not saying i'm yoked okay back up and stay you scared you're scared you're scared are you scared or not do you honest i'm not scared of you dude i know you're not scared to me

i'm scared to me i fear one man and his name is do you want to know what his name is yeah the duke do a push that you guys won't shoot me Did you forget what you were talking about? What's going on? Listen, I'm a man. Chris, do you remember you? I'm a man, right? I'm a man.

Chris, do you remember me? We talked at Sports West. What's your name? It's Goodrich. Goodrich, what's your last? First name. It's Elliot. Elliot what?

Elliot Goodrich. When's your birthday? What's your number of your birthday? Chris, what's going on tonight? What does he want to know his numerology? So he could figure out how to deal with? Who are you born on the 33rd or were you got? Yeah, right.

There's no 33, Chris. He's 33. What the fuck? So he's fired up. He wants to do push-ups for these guys. He wants to challenge them in a push-up contest. He does have a villain mustache, too. He has a villain mustache.

And this gets fun because as any good heel does, he is a shit-talker to the good guys. Perfect. Yes. I want you to shut the fuck up. Shut your mouth. Put your taser down and shut your mouth. I see your taser right there. I know, because you got me amped up right up.

right now, Chris? All your weapons. I see him right here. Chris. I got near because you guys are soft. Every one of you out here is soft. Okay. Every single one of you, especially that guy right there.

Here, Chris spots another officer standing in the distance and is, let's just say, not too happy about it. They think he's some kind of cowboy over there. I see you, dude. I'm not trying to hide. I think you're hard. Chris. You think you're hard, brother. I think you're standing there hard?

Stop, my friend. sue me because I'm because you think I think I'm better than you. I was there when that happened my friend. You weren't there. Yes I was. Did you come up and hit me in the chest man? I'm not big. I tried to just come up and hit me in the abs man. You're good. Did you do that? Chris, can you say I love you bro? Did you say that to me?

Chris. Was my brother there? Hey, Chris. Can we get you some help my friend? Do you see all the people have their tasers like all those Oh, I see all the red dots on this guy's back? They're all ready to fucking take this guy down. Chris title says, is this John Sarasante?

Yeah, I think so. I like the Labyrinth mystics. Did he climb out of his own window? Yes, he did. He certainly did. He certainly cloned. He didn't use the door. He just walked right out of his own window and took his shirt off and started calling cops soft.

So I'm trying to figure out what we're dealing with here because it could be one of three things. Mental health. It could be steroid abuse. It could also be meth. I think these are the three we're looking at out. I agree with all of those things. Now, Vinny, I want to remind you that I did say he was a military veteran. And I don't know how you feel about spending 20 years in Afghanistan and Iraq,

but I have a feeling that was bad for a lot of the boys that did a few stints over there. I think it fucked them up a little bit. Hmm. Yeah. But freedom and the job. Well, yeah. I mean, thank God Iraq didn't attack us on our own soil. Thank God we got over there and made sure that didn't happen.

Yep, that was good. I had to make sure they didn't attack us. That was good. Yeah. Their Air Force was really geared up there. The doctrine of preemption. I believe they call it the Bush Doctrine. It's great.

It's a lot of fun. Dude, this guy is fucking intense. My clip number five, this is where I think, this is probably his sizzle reel right here if he wants to get into pro wrestling. Hey, don't shoot me in the back, Reno, Pee, don't arrest me. Don't touch me. We're going to get you. I have broken no loss.

Shut the fuck up. Let me be quiet. Let me be quiet and go in my own house. Then I burned with my blood, my sweat, and my blood. Tears. I understand. Shut the fuck up.

We're going to get you some help. I'm going to go get some right now. We're going to get you. I'm going to get shut the fuck up. I'm walking. No. All right. I thought that was a pretty good promo right there.

He's talking about how all of his blood, sweat, and tears got him an apartment in an apartment complex and 45 years old. I've lived in an apartment. Nothing wrong with that. But don't be so fucking proud of yourself there, buddy. Yeah. You're not doing that great. I have this apartment because of my blood sweat. tears. Yeah. And probably, you know, your pension from the military. So maybe someone should be

writing for him, but he delivers the lines well, I guess is my point, Fannie. Yeah. What do you think this guy's finisher is? Oh. Well, hmm, what do you think? I don't know wrestling moves as well as you do. This is a, uh, this guy has an old school sleeper hold. I think this guy chokes people out. But then he yells and they wake back up. Oh. Happy ended. Yeah. They can't fall asleep with this guy. He's too noisy. I want to be quiet. let me be quiet pretty good line doesn't doesn't f5 like broccal lezner just up on the shoulders and drops he'll cutter he's a problem uh right what are we doing here clip number six uh he at one point i don't have this in my clips this goes on and on but uh he explains he doesn't have any weapons he starts pulling

his pants down to show he doesn't have weapons are like all right chris chris all right we get it you don't have weapons chris tudhouse says his uh finishing movies the afghani slammy that's good i like it perfect all right so So, uh, no, the, the, the PTSD drop, D? Yeah, the PSD drop. Yeah, there you go. All right, uh, clip number six. You're not taking me to, Joe.

Pull my pants. Do me pull my pants. You get your pants. You get your pants. You put my pants. Pull in my pants right now. Pull in my pants right now. Pull in my pants.

Pull up my pants. You got your keys so we can close up? I don't even have my keys. on me close up close the window yeah you don't need keys to close the window sir he's got a dog in there he keeps yelling about his dog i took all that how did he get how did they get cuffs on him he actually was pretty cool about that he's like you can arrest me they're like yeah he goes all right but then he threw a fit the whole time afterwards so they finally walk him out of the complex they bring an ambulance for him because he's like demanded to go to the hospital like yeah

no you should go to the hospital for sure i'm sure the doctors will love to have a conversation with this guy. It'd be great. So they get him over towards the ambulance, and they're trying to get him on the gurney, and he won't sit back, and he's complaining. Like, his shoulders all fucked up, but one of the cops had to, like, rip it back into place

for him and stuff. And this is a very funny moment when he's sitting on the gurney here. Because we find out he's basically Uncle Rico, the actual Uncle Rico from Napoleon. Oh, no shit. Yeah. Yeah. You fell? I did a backroll.

Okay, did you, so did you hit your head at all? No, I just did it on purpose because I'm just practicing. I'm going to walk on at UNR for football. All right. I've been training for it. He's going to be a walkout at UNR to play for the football team, the Division I football team. The Wolfpack? Yes, very good, yeah, 45-year-old man, just going to be a walk-on.

Well, I mean, what is it, Division what? For you, I think it's Division I, am I wrong? I don't remember. I don't know, maybe not. Either way, they want to know what position he's going to play. So he explains that. Oh, good. What position are you on playing football?

Running back, 34. I want to go get tattooed right now on my chest, a big heart right on my chest, and 34 right underneath it on my ribs, right next to the fighting matters. There's somewhere I'm just visualizing. What's the 34 stand for him, man? Who's the best running back ever played football in the history of ourself?

Who's that? Ricky Williams. Walter Payton was the answer. That got him fired up. The guy got it right. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. Oh, I want to watch it.

Sweetness. We see that again. Yeah, we watch that again at the end there. Is that? Yeah. Buddy. I want that on the soundboard. Yeah.

I think they're going to be best friends now after that. Hey, Gardner fan makes a good point. If Rodney Dangerfield could join the swim team. Oh, that's a good. Well, the dive team, but yes. That's true. That's right. He wasn't a walkout for that.

um yeah buddy so they take him in the hospital immediately they're like yeah he's fine you can take him to jail so then they take him to jail and so they're trying to get him into the jail right here and he starts calling this guy all sorts of swear words it's all bleeped out but he's calling him a bitch and all these things and then immediately regret it that's my clip never died here I'm sorry I said that I'm just taking me to jail because I just want to eat I don't take any personal offense But why are you guys taking me to jail when I need help? We're trying to get you that help. My meds are at home.

I understand that. But you're going to put me in jail where I got to fight? You guys want me to fight in jail? No. Yeah, you do, because you haven't been in there. You don't even know what it's like in there. I think I want you to fight. But you think you're hard, dude, with your little freaking goatee.

Oh, I don't think I'm hard. Me neither. I don't think I am either. I just want to go home. Hey, Chris. What we can do is we can try to... Can you guys just... He used to me a ticket like you did after you shot me and let me go home?

I just thought that was very funny. Like, he's starting to come to his senses a little bit. He's like, listen, Matt, after calling the guy a bitch, he's like, I'm sorry. I said, I'm just kind of mad that you're taking me to jail right now. I caught the way that ended. Yeah. Can't you just do it like you did when you shot me, give me a ticket, let me go home? Yeah.

Do you think that's what happened? Probably not. Yeah. I wouldn't trust this guy's recollection of anything. I want to watch this guy rip out of those cuffs. Well, he starts getting silly at the end So now they bring him down to get his mug shot taken Okay

And he's making faces and shit Aw Yeah Yeah, keep him open Just stare at it Mean muggy Tried out some different faces And poses

He was booked for disturbing the peace And resisting arrest He later pleaded no contest to the charges and was sentenced to 60 days in jail. Almost. Stay right up here for me. All right. Ready, one, two, three, open your house.

Start. Work at it. Look at it, look, look, look, look. Jeez. Look at it. Look at him. He's up front of himself. I was like, yeah, I did, didn't I?

I'm pretty good at this. Turned to a child at the end. That guy's a real, real treat. Yeah, I thought you would like Chris. I really did. I really, really did. That's a fun one. Good job, Carl.

Thanks to Psychotic for sending that in. Keep sending in your hilarious cop cam videos. Absolutely. Please do that. And it's time for voicemails, I think. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. We at Syracuse would like to show support for the Algerian boxer. After all, most of our women would fail a gender identity test too.

See you in Syracuse. very good uh right here we go this is uh one that i believe just came in at 139 p.m. during this show all right carl let me tell you why your creep was the biggest creep no because i now have one more thing that i have to fucking think about every time i'm in a hotel i hate hotels i always feel fucking dirty like i'm sitting on everybody's come and sweat and shit like that and now Every time I shower, I'm going to be like, uh, am I standing in some fucking rapy murder guys blood pool now or what?

Because I've seen, hotel may do a terrible job cleaning. So whatever blood was in that room that they fucking found is only been kind of wiped a little bit harder into it, like furniture polish. So now I'm going to think about that for the rest of my life. Thank you, fuck you bye. Don't bring a black light with you.

Let me just tell you. You don't want to know. You don't know and you don't want to. also is he talking about my creep from today i don't know i thought he was that was his penthouse that wasn't a hotel room trust me it's a 2.4 million dollar penthouse you will never spend a second anywhere near there so don't you worry about that i have a uh voicemail for us here please god damn you think john's a narcissist i just had four voicemails on w at p holy shit i might fucking get worse than he than him but the real reason i'm calling is the pre-baw this

is a suggestion for the creep off. I've suggested this to both of you guys a couple times now. The story has gotten a little more legs to it. There's a Netflix special, and now I just saw our friend, Dr. Todd Grande, did an episode on her, so I'm giving her back one more time to you, Carl, Dr. Anna Stubblefield. She's a massive fucking creep. Let me put it to you this way. if you're so attracted to a non-verbal adult male with cerebral palsy

that you have to take his diaper off to blow him, you're probably a fucking creep. Dr. Anna Stubblefield, the Netflix special is called Tell Them You Love Me. Dude, do a deep vibe. She may be Hall of Fame creep. You're going to win with this one. Anyway, love the show.

Why am I playing this for you, Van. I should have kept this to myself. Are you familiar with this Netflix stock? Yeah, I call Anna Stubblefield for next week's episode. No, no, it's not fair. Creepiest therapist next week, Anna Stobelfield, I call it. Wow, if you have to take a diaper off to have sex with anyone, you're a creep. Right, regardless of they're too young or too old.

Yes. It's just a fact. Do you got any more? No, that's all I got. All right. Podcast profit left us so many this week. I'm just going to pick one of these because Jesus Christ, pal. Oh, I'll play the one him yallying at me.

Pontius Prophet, Holy Spirit, speaking, through me once again. Vinny, you're fat-tongued fuck. Who's Rawl Julia? Are you trying to say Raoul? Raoul, Julia? That's his name, not Wall. Raoul. Riot.

It works. Thank you, fuck you by. I wish played more of his. I like this guy. Okay. Yeah, let's see what else he has to say. No problem. Podcast profit here.

Holy Spirits, once again, speaking through me. Carl, you tickletooth fucking moron. See, I think it makes sense now. I always make it some sense. You can start your case today with, let me introduce you to Julian Harvey. Julian and his family are saving money and are going to go on a cruise and shit. And then they hire Julian Harvey, who brings his... sixth wife to be the

Oh, that I fuck it up? The captain? What are we talking about? Julian and his family saving money and they All right. That's a really long one. Yeah, you're right.

The Dupor Alt family is what I'm supposed to say. Yeah. You're right. He's taking shots at everybody. He's taking shots at Danny. No, not Danny. He's taking shots at Danny. I won't stand for that.

Podcast Robert here. Holy Spirit speaking through me. Listen, I'm sure Danny is nice and all, and probably aesthetically appealing, but can we just, I mean, can she, can she, act like she's happy to be there? She's like a wet fart, like, just like, oh, I'll just read the, like, Eeyore, like, I'll just read the results, okay, have a good day, guys, thanks for having me. I mean, I could be a better results, girl.

No, you couldn't. I got kids, sure there's a little bit of fucking hair on them, but I, I'd fucking, I'd prop them with a poop top or something and give you guys a show. All right, all right. Okay, good, good, good, good, sir, you're asking us to find an attractive girl also has a personality? Okay, yeah, good luck with that. Hey, why don't we just have a unicorn read the results for us? Yeah, that'd be fun, too.

Jesus. Oh, here's our new results girl. A mermaid. Yeah, right. What the fuck do you want? We'll get right on it, buddy. Come on. Oh, boy, we got some super chats covered in Carl.

All right, let's get caught up on the superchats then. Let's see what we got here. Dang Lizard, thanks for the two euros. The creepoff is sponsored by Paw Patrol Flashlight. That's right. It certainly is. Paw Patrol Flashlight. Yuck.

Poly, No, Zempic. La, la, la, la, la, la. It's not funny what you do. Michael Cee, I know. Cardiff does it better. I'm not a floating potato. I'm not on OZempic. Fucking stop it.

It's pissing me off. No, people on OZepic lose weight. I'm not gaining weight Sout of a pitch Labor and Mystic Thanks for the five Wait so how did that chubby Houdini lady Break out three times

But this guy can't rip them off I know that's a good point That is a good point She was really greasy though I don't think this guy was greasy And this guy had a lot of muscle on there We've seen a number of women Who are able to get out of the handcuffs

They have a lot of practice with handcuffs apparently I wonder if Danny could get out of handcuffs Carl's Frosted Tips Breaking News, breaking news breaking news Suthering John is coming to DabbleCon too. Did he announce that? That'd be amazing. Yeah.

I think he's got, I think Mark's got a seat for him in the back, right? Didn't Mark say he sit right there with him? Yeah, Mark said that if he does show up, he's welcome to come in. He has to sit at one particular table. And if he fucking gets out of line,

he's going to use his head to open the door. Yeah, you better have tickets too. He's not on my guest list. Yeah, he's on no one's guest list. Buy your tickets, John. No one cares. high and tight $2. Podcast profit.

You can hear the lard in his voice. Aw. You're going to take that podcast profit? He said he had big hairy titty, so I guess he probably is. Most of our listeners do, and that's what we love about it. By the way, when people say there's some hair on there, how much hair on a boob is a gay, what's the word I'm looking for? Is no deal.

Oh, is a no deal? Yeah. Any. Correct. A single one. That's the answer. Yeah. Don't say, oh, there's only some hair out there.

No, no, no. Oh, Carl, I'm feeling a scum parade coming on. All right. Let's go. Scum parade. Take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Shee. Scum parade.

Vinnie and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit. Scum parade. Like stories of a kid. Fuck by his mom. dead soaking up the blood of a cat scump parade

boy am I excited for this one And now The battle begins What is that I forgot that Alex sounds a whole bunch of things

A whole bunch of drops To play On the show How was that for the scumper? It doesn't make any sense At all The game is now over Are these like

Madden fucking drops That was a failure It's some video game, yes. Is this part of the plan? Probably not. Carl's Frost the tip says, also I'm lying. Congrats on the Ozempic losses, Vinny.

How dare you, sir? You lie to us and then you tease. It hurts my feelings. Carl, let's start New Jersey, shall we? I have a hell of a video for you guys. New Jersey man was arrested for trying to open a plane door and propositioning a flight attendant for sex after eating 10 marijuana edibles. Yeah, well, it's a New Jersey man.

Yeah, classy guy. Eric Gapko, 26. He's facing federal charges for disruptive behavior, which includes shouting, singing at the top of his lungs, vaping, harassy passengers, and assaulting a flight attendant. At one point, a video of the incident shows the New Jersey native having to be dragged out of the bathroom after locking himself in it. Oh, see, I think that would be the best thing, like that rowdy passenger watches out of the bathroom. Good. Let's just get to fucking where we're going on. Yeah, just put your headphones on you, idiots. Mr. Gapco's behavior a result of an extreme high he was experiencing after consuming too much marijuana. There's also some talk in this that he was using LSD as well. Hold on. I just have to say, Vinny.

Yeah. This whole thing where he had too many edibles and so he started acting like a rowdy drunk person makes zero sense to me. This sounds like propaganda to me. This is like reifer madness level propaganda. You know, if you take those edibles kids, what you're going to do is you're going to try to rape women

and take all your clothes off. Like, no. I don't think so. I don't think that's what you do. I think you just appreciate the doors more than he used to. Yeah, he tried to force the door open, and this resulted in them having to land the American Airlines flight from Seattle to Dallas in Utah. Dude, Seattle to Dallas, that trip's already a fucking nightmare. And now this asshole is trying to rip the door open.

Also, it's not hard to get the door open, I wouldn't think. So everyone on this plane is probably really pissed. Oh, yeah. And here's a video of him being taken off of the plane so we could see what type of a state this guy. is in Eric. Eric, how are you doing? Eric, well, looking yourself. I can see him on here. He's asked strong about the legs and...

I have plants in my legs. I need a hospital. I need to go to a hospital. Eric, go towards me, buddy. No. Are we having a conversation? We're absolutely having a conversation. We're going to get you to hope you need.

You want my shoulder? You want that cup of coffee? No. We're going to help you get some? He's in his boxer shorts, Carl. Yeah. Now, we'll just walk to the house. Nice.

There we go. You said potato. I say potato. Donald Trump, 2024. I don't mind. What an asshole. I hate this guy so much. Everyone's just filming.

I'd be the only one there fucking singing, nah, na, nah, nah, goodbye or something. You got to get a chin. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, get lost, Capco. You gotta have something going on, not just sit there to watch it happen. I'd be so pissing him. They said that after he got off the plane, he ended up breaking a glass door inside of the airport. And he was competitive with medical staff and the police. All right, that's a cop cam I want to see.

Yeah, at first he denied taking any illegal drugs. Then he admitted it was weed and LSD. So, good combo. I know. The article even says that you can OD on. THC and explains, like, what'll happen. I'm like, no, this guy's just an asshole. Probably drunk.

That's bullshit. All right, Carl. Phoenix, Arizona. A man has been arrested and charged after surveillance video shows him committing bestiality on his mother's horse. Oh, boy. Not great, especially when it's your own mother's horse. Where are all these hot horses coming from?

I swear, like, the last few weeks, everyone's fucking horses. This guy's a real Marduewell. I love stealing that joke. It's private price. Saldor's mother told deputies that she asked him to clean the horse stalls when she went on vacation. Now, she didn't trust her son to do the job. So she checked the security cameras in the stables. She thought he'd be slacking.

Yeah. Instead, what she saw. I bet he won't even show up to clean those stalls. Oh, no, he did. Oh, he did. He's there. When she reviewed the surveillance footage, she was a little shocked to see him. Not only did he complete his chores, she saw a performance.

mean sex acts on the horse in the footage he is seen touching the horse's genitals and rubbing the horse's genitals on his bare body you see mom i do things a little differently when i'm cleaning i to clean horses penises with my saliva what's the problem i use my tongue to make sure it's a thorough job right how fucking disgusting he's rubbing horse pussy at his body oh i got this as it was a dick oh even worse well yeah i mean They're both horrible. After seeing the video, the mother canceled her trip and went home to confront her son, the horse fucker. Deputy said that Sounder told his mother that he was cleaning the horse.

However, his mother said that there was no water, soap, or gloves present. Yeah, there's certain things you need to have when you're cleaning. Yeah. I didn't see any water. I didn't see any soap. I didn't see any gloves. All I saw was a pack of Trojans. And that's not...

And some good old-fashioned elbow grease, mom. You can't use elbow grease You gotta get K-Y The mother then told Selner to leave her house And contacted the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office Now I've heard about the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office There are a lot of fun Very easygoing group over there

When the mom presented the evidence to the deputies It was reviewed by officers confirmed That he had committed bestiality on two different occasions So mom was away the son was going to play Salner was then located at a friend's apartment and he was taken into custody. Could you imagine letting your friends stay at your house? His mom threw out the story that he gives you and then you find out it's because he was fucking the horse. Yeah, I don't think I'd be friends with that person anymore.

Dude, I gave you half of my pizza. And you fucked a horse. You know, and I understand where the mom's coming from at her horse, but she also could have just been cool about it. Yeah. And then this guy, this guy, by the way, is a creep because he was blaming the horse. Well, yes. He admitted his deputies that he did touch the horse's genitals while cleaning his thoughts. He claimed that the horse's genitals were flaky and that one thing, you know, led to another.

She, you know, she started it. One thing led to another is funnier than anything I could have come up with for this. That's hysterical. Why did you have such a that horse? You know, it didn't start with that. But, you know, one thing leads to another. I bet you he was playing that song, the song from Silence of the Lambs. Yep.

Goodbye horses. He's whacking himself across the chest of the dick and the bottom. Mom's just watching this in horror. I thought you were not what the song. One thing leads to another. Oh, man, what a creep. The crime is beyond reprehensible, the police said, and I tend to agree. Also, just, I got to criticize the mom again here.

Why not? Because the mom has the footage. She sees what's going on. She cancels her vacation and comes back. If she's going to arrest the guy anyway, just send him to the police department and have fun in the Ruba. Oh, my God. Everybody, she might have ruined the vacation for everybody else. Right.

That's what I mean. Jonathan is at home. Fucking my horse. We're going home now. Can we just deal with them? We get back. We have tickets for jet skis and stuff tomorrow. We're going to the jet.

It's the fun fun. Awesome excursion. Jonathan. All right. Let's go to Hanoi, Carl. An Indian National literally lost his life recently. And you know what? Let me pull up this picture because I...

Well, he lost his life? No, he almost did. Okay, yeah. He came very damn close. did and uh i forgot to pull up the picture one second folks i really want to make sure you see what we're working with here because this one is a bit of a problem what i'm going to show you is one of the damnedest things i've ever seen we don't see who the person is they don't reveal this person's identity but we get to see what what was doing which is and i got to say man this might be what

inspired lemmy winks by south park this this might be the inspiration for it this story right here let me just get this picture okay sorry yeah this is worth the wait okay uh that would be an eel that would be a eel that would be an eel that was alive yes now on january 27 the emergency department at a hospital in hanoy received a male patient who was 31 years old an indian National, who arrived in a state of severe abdominal pain. Upon obtaining the patient's medical history, it was revealed that at around 12 p.m. that day, he had inserted a large eel into his anus. That's a half-wake-bit suicide, don't you think?

I don't think he was going for suicide. Oh, you don't think so? The patient was immediately examined, underwent imaging tests in the ultrasound. The x-ray images showed the skeleton of the thing lied horizontally in the abdominal cavity from left to right. this animal he shoved up his ass bit and chewed its way out of his intestines into his stomach basically yeah it just it just gnawed through everything it didn't want to stay in the rectum yeah talk about ruining a good time I just I feel like it's a bad idea to put

things with teeth in your bottle doctor I bet you went in there and resolved he was like doctor I'm feeling a little eel I get it Come on. I wonder if that joke translates to whatever language they speak. Probably not. So they were unable to reach the eel via the anus and with the patient's pain increasing. The team decided to perform an emergency surgery. They opened his abdomen.

They discovered the eel approximately 65 centimeters long. Wow. That's a big one. The eel had bitten through the patient's rectum in colon to escape into the cavity. This guy almost died. So listen, here's the thing. Don't put animals in your asshole. Yeah, they do say that in the article that they recommend you don't put live animals in your assail.

Because some of them will survive for a little while, like eels. Yeah, apparently they say specifically, they can survive. They're like bottom feeders that can. Michael B. Just named this episode. Life finds a way. Thank you, Michael B. It sure does.

Wow. You know, these doctors, they perform the surgery where they had to like reattach all the intestines and everything like that, which is, impressive they would do that and I was so jealous because they have the best stories now whenever they're hanging out their doctor buddies or at a dinner party oh honey tell me about the eel tell me oh yeah I got to tell you what happened to me last week this is something else I love it when doctors tell these stories because I had a doctor friend guy with the remote came into the emergency ones oh really with the remote control in his asshole okay so that was always a fun story to hear at parties well this one also had a lemon you see you can

see that and the image that we have up there too there was uh oh that explains it yes he set the eel up to get that out you're right he's just like ah i bet the eel get this lemon out of here for me he swung the eel to get the lemon um yeah i don't know why uh he put the lemon in his asshole i'm not sure why that was a thing either carl last story of the day what's the weirdest he ever put in your butthole viny i don't think i've put anything in my bottle you don't think This is like a Biden answer.

Either you have or you have it. You're not sure. You don't think about anything in my asshole, no. All right. Now we get to the bottom of this. What did Vinny put in his asshole? Nothing. I mean, I'll put a poll out on Twitter, I think.

That'll be great for me. I appreciate that. What did Vitty hide in his asshole? Carl, we're going to meet a gentleman in Perth named Brendan Lee McDonald. And he got five years in prison. For a little bit of a spree. Now, apparently, and one day back in 2022, I believe it was the fall, early fall, he went around trying to abduct as many kids as he could from playgrounds at schools.

Well, it is a numbers game, you know? Yeah, it is a numbers game. When you go to the single bar, talk to as many girls as possible. That's what they say. Yep. That's what they say. Yeah, if you can handle rejection, it's the way to do it. In the first instance, Mr. McDonald approached the two-year-old.

a two-year-old girl and her brother who was nine as they were playing in the park. I'm sorry, the brother was 12. Yeah. And this guy, by the way, McDonald is 19 years old. Right. He's still very young. So, holy shit, DeWired Christian. Got to catch them all? Yeah, no, it's not Pokemon.

You're not trying to collect them all. So he walks up to these two kids at the park, the big brother playing with the little sister, and says, hey, do you want to get some ice cream? And the 12-year-old said, no. And then he reached out and tried to grow. grabbed the little girl by the shoulder and the brother told him to go away and got her away from him. He told him to fuck off, which I'm like language. Also, how is this scenario possible? Why is he 12-year-old and his two-year-old sister out playing without parents around?

Seems like an Australian thing to do. That's ridiculous. You're leaving a two-year-old with a tween? You know how often that tween comes home and goes the dingo A. Right, yeah. Also, the fact that this guy couldn't get that done, that's a dream scenario for a check. child abduction. He's coming up there, ready to take this two-year-old.

And at 12-year-old was like, no, buddy, back off. He's like, fuck. Couldn't get her. He's never going to hear the end of it. Protected custody. That's embarrassing, dude. Come on. So then he went and sat in his car when the children's father arrived.

He told him he had seen a cop. He stayed at the park. The 12-year-old got the dad. The dad shows up. And he's just sitting in his car still looking at the park. Father of the year, by the way. And when the dad comes up, he's like, what the fuck? you doy dude and he goes oh look a cop over there

peels out stupid idiot so he actively misdirected the father he then drove to wait near a primary school at about 2.30 p.m. and offered lists to two brothers a girl and two boys in three separate incidents each of them offering them ice cream these children were aged 5 to 11 and he still

struck out even with ice cream this guy can't get the job done okay guys he sucks at this that's embarrassing here's the thing guys you can't promise ice cream you have to show ice cream that's true that's a good point okay and you know what

even better I'm not trying to make a good point no no it's a great point even better candy candy doesn't melt so if the first few don't like skittles maybe one of them will down the road yeah and they're easy to throw when you have to grab them the ice cream cones would be a mess you get that all over yourself right so

the court heard that he had been using various drugs in lead up to offending to cope because he thought he was not worth anything to anyone. That's what he said. He was also using cannabis and LSD. McDonald was on bail at the time. Now, this is why I don't feel bad for him. He's blaming the drugs.

I just wanted to get kids ice cream and I felt worthless and I was trying to make people feel happy. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, maybe that story would hold water if you weren't out on bail for having been accused of raping a 15-year-old girl. I see. I see. And he was not supposed to have any unsupervised access

to any child under the age of 16. I would imagine. I'd imagine that'd be part of that when you try to rape a 15-year-old. They'd be like, well, no more kids for you. Now, all of these offenses here, this is five attempted abductions. Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, in Australia, five attempted child abductions will get you. Let me guess, life in prison.

No opportunity for parole. Five years. Well, he'll warn his lesson and probably stop doing it when he's 24. I'm sure I'm sure that won't be a thing for him anymore. Well, he will be a reportable. offender, so that means that he's going to have to, you know, be a basically sex offender. Tell the five-year-old that he's on the registry. Hey, hey, I'm on the registry.

Would you talk some hours, right? That's my awsey accent. It's good. You're welcome to Wired Christian. It's good. All right, folks, that is this week's episode of the Creepoff. Hope you liked it. Did you have a good time, Carl?

You know, it didn't start off great with Danny's news there. It wasn't really thrilled with how the voting went, losing by a couple of votes. But I felt like I was able to write the ship after that. even with my fat co-host I was able to make something of it wow wow just asked you if had a good time I know this is where it goes how did you how do you feel about it well I really would have enjoyed if I wasn't so distracted by all the directions your teeth are going fair enough fuck you

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It's like the ice cream. Abduction before the ice cream. Right. All right. I got nothing. It's about a good show. Hope to see you guys again next week. And I really hope to see you all on Friday.

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Thanks for the five. Do what they say. say say what they mean one thing leads to beastiality that's hysterical uh matthew rowley five bucks thank you good show would you give more but i spent all my money on the goal yesterday mike didn't treat the goal with the proper respect and now back on team car yes thank you matthew rowley there were a few times that i felt like he wasn't taking it as seriously as he should have been the goal is the most important thing in the world he shoved the eel to get the lemon gets nothing okay it was clever it was cute

it was cute thanks DC the gentleman we appreciate you Carl it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice Gagia Yay Yay Yay

I'm gonna be the hushed. I'm gonna go ahead. I'm sorry, it's a good one. It's the cream off.