The Creep Off - Episode 226: One Angry Juror

Episode Date: August 20, 2024

Due to Vinnie having to fulfill his civic duty today we have a special hangover edition of the Creep-off: Karl’s Cop Cam captures a gentleman who really does not want the cops to look at his driver’s license: In today’s Scum Parade we meet some shameless Applebee’s patrons, a deaf proctologist and the worst son ever! Chicago woman arrested at Indiana Applebee's after argument over 'All You Can Eat' deal: police (yahoo.com)Florida doctor disciplined over patients screaming during coloscopies (usatoday.com)Naked foreign man gored by cow after alleged sexual abuse | Thaiger (thethaiger.com)Dad locks dehydrated toddler in hot car so he could have sex with prostitute - World News - Mirror OnlineFlorida man sentenced to life for killing man over dog poop screams at widow: 'That's why I killed him!' (nbcnews.com)Former Rochester police officer pleads guilty to raping 13-year-old girl (13wham.com)Son breaks into mom's home through dog door, kills her: Cops (lawandcrime.com)The score is currently Vinnie 3 - Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

we're live in primetime baby primetime creep off we've never done a show this late together is that true i've done out creep off one time in the evening and it was with dick masterson so what happens if this is like way better than all of our other episodes are to change the time that we do our shows yes yes correct yes the uh as long as there's one time that it works it means it'll work every time that's all it takes yeah you know never seen a little bit of success somewhere and dumping all of your efforts into it. Never goes wrong. Correct.

Never ever. Always works. Yep. Always chase your tail. That's what we say around here. Carl, let's get this show on. Let's go. Attention parents.

What you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, coo, coo.

What the hell is it supposed to be? The prime time creep off, ladies and gentlemen. I'm your host, my name is Vinnie, and joining me in his own basement. It's hot cucka, Carl. What is happening, Vinny, welcome to my home on a Monday evening. Carl, the justice system in America is fucked up. Is it? This whole jury duty thing's out of goddamn control.

I thought you're worried about the Kia boys stealing cars from the comedy class. I said you're worried about your own jury duty they made me make two phone calls today Carl it really is so annoying the way they do this system it's like you can't point anything for your week there are people actually like getting jury duty you know those people are called Rob Saul oh Jesus Christ can I bring my dog oh he loves it he loves to have somewhere to be there there I could talk to other people oh this is gonna be great I can make phone calls I'll make phone calls? That sounds fun.

I'm going to tell you something right now. Yes. If I end up on a jury, that defendant is the most unlucky son of a bitch on planet Earth. I don't care what they did. I go, death penalty! Well, what if the guy has crooked teeth? Oh, boy. You have so much pent-up rage towards me after this weekend.

I can only imagine you're taking it out of everyone. You know, I don't have pent-up rage towards you. Just rage? No, I'm not... Just ready to go, rage. No, I think that, like, you and I definitely had a... couple goes this weekend. Yeah. And I mean, one of them, you totally misrepresented on your show earlier. Okay. I've loved to hear that, but well, okay. We don't have to get into that. This is

the creep off. Yeah. I mean, obviously, we're just coming off a DabbleCon too, a very successful event that was great for everyone who came to it. And also great for everyone who was streaming it from home. We did the live stream thing. Vinny pulled off a miracle the way he was able to get the live stream up. But I even said on the show, we did a recap on my WTP channel a couple hours ago. I even said, Vinnie, the reason why the live stream looked as good as it did and everything worked the way it did, 95% Vinnie Paulina. Yeah. Not my beef. Not my problem. I know. I know where merch tables are supposed to go, you stupid son of a bit. You don't, though. You wanted to hide them from everyone. We're going to put the merch in the closet. And we'll open the door a couple

times. People will see there's merch there. A couple times we'll open up that door. We'll have a fan in there, so it's pleasant to be in there? Carl. Carl? I was right about that one. I wasn't right about everything this week, but I was right about that one. Well, here's the part you were wrong about. Okay. You said I was mad at you because I was throwing a curve, because you threw a curveball at me.

That is not why I got mad at you. I got mad at you because what I was trying to explain to you why we did it that way, and the real reason why we didn't want to do it the way we ended up doing it? Yeah, the good way, right? When you go to the club, usually, what's in that area? The line for people to get in to get into the showroom.

Yeah, but there was no one. There was no one there, so it was fine. Right, but we were just worried because we had the tiered levels of tickets. We had the VIPs coming in, then the general mission. So we weren't sure where we were gonna put everybody. So we'd come up with the idea of creating a merch area

that could be open and closed when you needed it to be so that way people couldn't get to the stuff if the thing was closed and known. I accept your apology. Stricts, you accused me. You accused me of trying to sabotage your merch sales. You did. You almost did. You said, you're sabotaging my merch sales, Viti.

And I said, Carl, all I'm doing is trying to help and trying to make things run smooth. And I didn't appreciate being told that. That's why I was upset. Sixth Street says merch cards are cool. Devil's Joint says he wanted to hide Helga. Oh, Devil's Joint. I don't think Devil's Joint. JJ, you got some splaining to do.

Really? What's that all about? JJ, did you tell Helga that she could come in and just set up wherever she? she wanted to because she said you talked to Carl and everybody that they got that she got clearance from you that she could just set up her shit I don't fucking know I got a million fucking things going on yeah I got to deal with this person who's going oh then they need to have power run to my booth so I could oh that's right in the video screen oh is how good man about her

experience I don't even know how I felt about it I don't think how we got as much attention as she wanted to that appreciate being fucking conned. How about that? Yeah, she did not have permission to sell her books at the comedy club. She just set up, she was, set up with her birthday before I was. She came in and said she got permission from Carl and Shulie through you, dude. Yeah, I had nothing to do with any of that.

Helga could have beat the shit out of me. I was like, yeah, no, go ahead and set up. That's why I was set up to. I was like, okay, okay, okay. I was like, all right. Like, call my hand. JJ is doing one of these. Yeah, I got nothing to do with that, man.

I don't know what's going on. Whatever. Brian Johnson. I'm enjoying the low-grade hostility. Get it out, Vinny. Well, I wasn't trying to sabotage your shit. And I took offense to you accusing me of trying to sabotage you. Well, that's the worst part.

You didn't realize that you were sabotaging me. If you would have just admitted like, yeah, I was trying, if I was trying to sabotage you, then we'd be cool right now. That's really the worst part. Okay, fair enough. We're good. Fair enough. Speaking of good, I want to cheer you up right now.

now, Vinny, because, you know, there's, this is a big weekend that we just had. You put a lot of work into it, and you crushed it. But thanks, pal. There were some issues that came up. So what makes us relax and have fun more than a visit from Danny, the results, girl? What's going on, Danny?

Oh, my God. Hi, how was Melcon? It was fan fucking tastic. I can't tell you. It couldn't have been a better experience. I mean, my card didn't get stolen, so it's great for me. Mine was in the same place I left it. Yeah.

So we had a great experience there. None of my windows are smashed out. So I had a great time. All four, still intact in mind. Yeah, amazing. All six. Wow, I'm stupid. I hope I can go sometime, hopefully next year.

Yeah. Well, you can also come to Ferndale, Michigan. That's the next show, The Magic Bag, baby, October 25th. Are we calling that Steeltober Fest? I forgot about that. We should get back out of that. Yeah. That's awesome.

Well, Danny, I trust you're here to bring everyone some good news because last week's category was creepiest has men and i am has been has been creepiest has been and i'm really excited to find out who won to be honest with you all right sound good right now the scores i bet it was really close i those a really close i bet like right now veney is two and carl zero yeah i don't like that let's fix that right away yeah you have to yep let's go where we got 67% of the vote the winner is Vinny. Oh, I get an asshole chat. Oh, no.

I get an asshole chat. Well, here's your chant, Carl. Read a nothing. Fuck you. Read a nothing, baby. I'm going for it. I'm going for the sweep. I hope not.

Has there been a sweep in this? Yes, you swept me once. Yeah, let's remember the glory days, guys. Yeah, one time when I was friends of John, I got, I got, I. people voted against me on principal. And I'm not mad at it. Oh, those were the days, baby.

The days when Carl, what a creep off. Make it look like a fool. Well, you're lucky for you, Carl. You have some extra time to get ready because we're not doing a contest today. No, there's no contest today. But, Danny, I want to thank you very much for coming on and giving us the results,

even though you're terrible out of the last three weeks. I'm sorry, I know. You're doing a very poor job. I think you're doing it. of these results. Yeah, you would think that. You're welcome. And you look great.

Oh, thank you. You do look great. So I can't be that mad at you, Danny. I appreciate you. I can only be mad at Danny for like a few seconds when she reads the results and I immediately get over it. Well, thank you, Danny. Make sure you're following her on Instagram at Danny Desolation.

And we will see you again next week. Take it easy. I know you got a lot of stuff going on in your house tonight. So we'll let you go. All right. Thank you all. Thanks for coming to a special time. Yeah, for sure.

She's flexible, guys. What else do you want out of a results girl? That's how she got the job. I know. I love that about her. All right. We'll see you next time, Danny. Take it easy.

Oh, we just lost 300 people who are watching life. They just come here for Danny and then they immediately check out. We'll bring her back, guys. He's coming back in the next segment. We promise. What are we doing today, Vinny? We have a hangover episode. Carl.

We had a busy weekend, us two boys. I have something that I cannot believe I missed last week. and I don't know if I want to do it up front or if I want to do it at the end. Okay. I sent you three clips of something. And you know, maybe this would be a good way to start the show.

Starts with an age, I believe. It does. Because you know what, folks? We had such an amazing couple of weeks. We have had a flood of new patrons. People have subscribed to the show. Thank you, Maddox. Thank you, Maddox, for being such a dumb fuck

that all these people had to hear this bonus episode. But one of the things we want to give you guys a taste of, and one of the joys of my life, life has been clowning the piece of shit that is Terry Hulk belaya oh god he really is a clown too he is the fucking worst but i'm also a fan of this like i want to support his new beer i'm recently getting into christianity because of him yep he told me that jesus is a good guy i'm like oh if hawkogen says so that maybe i should check this thing out jesus is a face dude yeah he is a face me and jesus were hanging out in the face locker room look at all those

nasty heels on the way to hell you know what now they think about it i only liked it when he's in the the NWO. Yeah, you know and fuck Jesus. I'm not going to do it. Hulk says he's cool. I don't like him anymore. Okay.

So check this out. Last week, the world's collided and I did not even know Carl. My creep last week on the show that won me 67% of the vote. That was a lot. Was scary fucking glitter. Oh, and I should just point out

real quick, the Vinny fan from Englewood, Colorado who voted for your 219 times. yeah we're on to you we know that one person's voting over and over it was actually 220 times because we kept one vote right yes good point so you can't cheat on this show now don't don't cheat one vote per person we have a very special thing that we use that eliminates we have a system we have a system yeah so that being said my our worlds collided and i had no idea until tony from hack the movies sent me this did you know that Antonio from i watch films yes yes Antonio

Palamundo, I think it's less than this. Apparently, during the time when Hulk left WWE before he signed with WCW, he was out there in the world just trying to make money doing different stuff. And he put out an album that we know about. The horrible hoaxter goes to heaven. We've heard Beach Patrol. We made fun of Hulk's musical and diverse at Great Lakes.

But I did not know that he put out a single with a band from Buffalo named Green Jelly. Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me In, Not by, the hair of my chinny chin chin that green jelly that green jelly yeah with hulk ogan one of the worst bands ever covering gerry glitters i'm the leader of the gang that can't be get the fuck out of here that can't be good carl not only is it good it is the best musical track that hulk has ever dropped oh stop it that band sucks that song sucks so ogan sucks stop it so i went in and i found a video of him on like m tv london okay and he's over there with jimmy heart trying to talk up

this music video and i would like to show you on my clip one bless jimmy heart way do you way do you see how awkward this shit is i think the guy who's the vj here hates his guts okay so this is my clip one the promo yeah hulk one promo yeah okay we'll be here to go on the bingo ward of death mouth from the south and mr rocket man thank you very much the toilet seat destroyer he's a toilet seat Do we want to know why he destroys toilets? No, please. No? They can't talk about it now.

It's an exclusive interview for a tabloid newspaper. Okay? All right. Hulk, your video. Do you want to do the business? You know something, too? It's got a rocker and a roller and a little funky too. And right now I'm a main man, Jimmy Hart,

and the Rocket Man, the toilet seat destroyer, and Hulk Hogan's wrestling blue trash can band got with green jelly. And now I will prove it is not Gary Glitter. It is not Houdini. It is not Andre the Giant. Hulk Hogan is the leader of the gang. That was only in one channel, by the way.

Yeah, I know. That's the way the video was. That's why I had to read. That's how I didn't do it. Okay. We're really killing it, guys. Welcome to primetime. All right.

Not ready for primetime players to be the name of this episode. Hold on a second. Why am I not getting this downloaded from you? I'm guessing probably my fault. It's generally what we're blaming for everything. I like that. I like that you're finally coming along. I guess it was me.

It was probably me, guys. You're finally coming around on my way of thinking. Here we go. There we go. We're not completely incompetent. Just mildly retarded. Come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on. Oh, no. Tempo's all over the point. It's supposed to be like that? Yeah, it's not a good song. Gary Glitter is not a tells of person. Do you think he played guitar on rock and roll? All he did was go,

Rock and roll. Hey! My gang, my gang, my gang, you want to be in my game, my gang. Oh, yeah. Do you want to be in my game, my gang, my gang? I want to be in my gang. You're a leader. You're a leader.

I'm the leader of the gang I am. He's a kid, he's a leader, but there's no one like the whole thing is terrible. I think we get the point. Green Jelly is a garbage band. They suck. Now, the reason I want to shit, this is the best song Hulk has ever put out, in my opinion. that actually is the best thing that he's done. Musically, it's terrible

but compared to, like I said, Beach Patrol, it's a Cassio keyboard. I don't know if I could agree with you, but I just had a thought about this. So green jelly, when they came out where they were green jello was the name of the band. And they got sued, right?

And Jello said, we'll have Bill Cosby as a spokesperson, but we will not accept the fact that you would have our brand name in your band's name. That's how bad green jello was as a fucking band. They're garbage.

I forgot that they were green jello. Okay, so listen, the guy who is the VJ, who had to sit through Hulk Hogan's bullshit earlier, this is my favorite clip of the whole thing. They just watched this video. Watch the reaction from the VJ and they come back. Go. That's how big his hands are, because it's just Holt clapping. Oh, it's just in the audience.

He's a being my game. The guy literally just rolled his eyes. Hulk Hogan with green jelly How can you say no Leader of the gang I am and you hear all that noise That's how big Hulk Hogan's hands are Because he's the only one clapping

Oh that's hilarious Yeah too bad that crap's of that guy The audio on it was so terrible He's like Piers Morgan before Piers Morgan Good for him I like it And Hulk starts singing it again And he's got the one guy who's the toilet destroyer on And he's got the mouth of the south of the toilet destroyer

Yeah glad to have you Hulk God we had a whole hall of face episode and we missed out on some of the most incredible things we should have been covering apparently the best thing that Hulk ever did was cover fucking Gary Glitter it's amazing if you say so all right you know what let's stop yeah I'm gonna stop real quick because you know what today is that we forgot about super chat Monday it is it's a very important holiday around these parts it's known as super chat Monday yay super chats and Grum TV just became a YouTube member thank you very much Brum TV and Darth Nugs is now a new member on YouTube

Welcome to the party, guys. And Michael Pandowski, Sr., is a member on one of the channels and the other channel. Michael Pandowski, Sr., thank you very much for that. Welcome to the creepoff, my friend. When you're a member on the creep-off YouTube channel or who are these podcasts, you do get the bonus episodes. Guess what you're getting this Friday, bonus content subscribers? What are we doing this Friday? The body cam of Chris Chan's footage has been released.

I heard about that. And I have it, and I will be presenting it on Friday. Yeah. That's exciting. So Chris Chan, another Hall of Famer, folks, another Hall of Famer. Devil's Joy, thanks to everyone wishing me well. It means a lot. Yes.

Best of luck to you, JJ. I know you wanted to make it out this past weekend. Michael C2 bucks. Carl is Mad Helga made more money. That might be one of this. She did, too. She sold so many books. Brian Johnson, I'm enjoying the low-grade hostility, get it out, Vinny.

Great hanging out with Brian over this past weekend. Always good to see him. Wes Little five bucks says my favorite creeps I paid for the stream but the link wouldn't work so just a heads if it's other's um it should work try again if you need me to reset your passwords send me an email WTP show at gmail.com because it is working for everyone yeah um the weird thing about that site that we used we wanted to make sure it was not going to YouTube right yes we're off of YouTube we can do whatever the fuck we want and uh you know It was like a pay-as-you-go bandwidth thing,

and that bandwidth kept getting sucked up, so we had to keep re-upping the bandwidth. I paid a lot of money in bandwidth this past weekend. Woo! I spilled more bandwidth. Yeah, so basically what happened was there was a time yesterday evening or so that we ran out of bandwidth and I didn't know, and I got text messages from people.

We re-upped, so it's all up there again. Yeah. So if you had any problems yesterday, it should be good to go. Shane M. 1980, 10 bucks says, Carl, WDB is great, but you really need to step up your creep game Vinnie will bring a guy that killed three kids and a dog you bring a guy that flipped off

oncoming traffic once I got a couple people telling me at DappleCon 2 some feedback constructive criticism like you really got to leave that show I need to up my game when it comes to the creeps and this round I feel it I'm not

not bringing creepy enough creeps I have this weird thought in my head that we do a comedy show and I'm reminded by our listeners of viewers of viewers that it's not a comedy show it's all about shock and awe so i gotta get back on that well you know here's a great thing sometimes if you're an artist mm-hmm shock at awe is hysterical i understand no you're right you're right ripple trench coat a couple podcast five bucks had a great time at dablecom too and a delightful brunch with viny maybe you tell them you made a server quit they'll let you

out of jury duty i'm gonna make the goddamn bailiff quit what do you think about that let's go Rupple Trenchco. Go! I love this guy. Rumpel Trenchcoe might be one of my new favorite dabblers. I'm not going to give anything away, but I learned that... Which is a cup size? C.

Okay. Something, 36C. I don't know. Great guy. Just absolutely great guy. Love him to death now. One of my new favorite dabblers. Thank you for hanging with us.

Jay Loiter 10 bucks. Just that. Carl, Delgado, too, was amazing. FKBFSJ. Thank you, Jay, Lauder. Thank you for being there. God, I can't tell you how happy and makes me to, like, see all those comments it really does i know honestly it was a we just did the recap on this channel

it was a love fest people had so much fun coming to rochester leaving was a hard thing but coming here was great eds lord remember for nine months thanks for having us over for the party viny it was dabble stock out front my brain still hurts i appreciate your hard work oh i know i know it was dabble stock out front fucking there was smoke signals coming from the front of the building Devil's Joint Vin Love you bet I demand you admit I knew nothing

How the fuck would I know If you knew nothing or not I admit that JJ The Mechanical 8-5 bucks says Chris Chan body cam Will be an all-timer Vinnie's cop cam

Become a member And vote Vinnie I like half of what you just said Sir I liked it all The Mechanical ape Yeah that's gonna be In fact you don't I'm gonna give you

For that my friend Excelsior True Believers Fuck yeah That's gonna be a great bonus show we do bonus shows every Friday just about yeah so hop on our patreon or get on the YouTube membership and you can uh watch these shows yeah one more real quick from just the do at two bucks curl is it true you kept SJ's couch cushions do you want to talk

about this many whatever at the end of the night at the end of the night i'm there and i'm getting asked a million questions by the staff what's coming down excuse me where are we putting this where are we putting that and uh i saw one of our our hardest working kitchen staff walking out and i go see bass come here and i i said see these do not touch them but get them the fuck out of this building put on this hazmat suit and then get these out of here and he looks at me this dude's from texas seabass is the greatest he pulls out a knife out of his pocket like he's crocodile dundee and flicks it open and stabs the cushion and lifts it up on the blade nice and locked it to the garbage kit and dropped it in there.

And I was like, you're going to have to heat up that blade and get the disease off of it. But those couch cushions, that was astounding. I had to take those out of the box. I had a mask. I had gloves. And I'm looking at that I'm going, this was furniture in someone's house.

Recently. Right. Until he had to leave. He was still sitting on that every day. Sleeping on it. Disgusting. Sleeping on it. Disgusting.

Laying in fill. Vinny bought black lights. That was part of our expenses for the day. the weekend. People were going up and inspecting it. Because you see that one big stain that's probably calm or snot or something. It's got to be cat piss. It's all along the edges of it. But then there's all these other things you don't even realize until you get real close and look. You're like, oh, wow. There's a lot of stains on here. Yeah. If that room was completely dark and we had those lights on, it's like a fucking, that's the dabbler dance party. Those fucking things are

like a disco ball. They'd make a motel six look nice. The stains that you saw there. Motel 69. But then you got to think about this, Vinny. Not to make that this show's not about Suttering, John, obviously, but we're coming off it. It is about gross things, and those couch cushions definitely win. It is about crime scene, so let's get into it. Imagine if that's what his couch is, the rest of that apartment.

The couch is probably kept nicer because he's using it. Think about everything else that's going on in that apartment. How disgusting it must have been. He's not going to get his security deposit back, as my point. So I've always heard this thing about people who have a lot of money, right? Where some people who have a lot of money live very modest lives and they don't spend their money. I have a very good friend who's like that. Yeah, and that's great.

And if John, you know, has anything, any of the resources that he claims to have, he would have to be one of these people. But there's not one person with an ounce of fucking self-worth or dignity that would live with something like that. No. You would not. You would never choose that for yourself. You don't have OCD. You don't get it. If you had a fucking resource in the goddamn life, you would not live like that.

Duce of the Davenver says that couch would have made Jake Hudson gag. I think I sums it up well, sir, very good. That was the worst part of my weekend was setting that shit up. How did people like, so we had some food, a special menu for the show? How do people enjoy John's litter box or John's cat's litter box? People didn't like the garbage plates? I don't know. I heard some people hated the fries.

That's all I know. Interesting. Good to know. Yeah. But garbage plates definitely. are not for everybody new people ask me like where's a good garbage plan i'm like i'm in my 40s i don't eat garbage plates yeah i haven't done this since i was at my 20s so i don't know viny what do you want to head next do you want to uh do a scum you know i feel like you

failed so hard let's start let's do cop cam okay or do you want to close with cop cam i don't care okay let's do it let's get i could use a giggle yeah this is a fun one today and i appreciate psychotic who is on the discord for wATP you can join yourself the link is on Who Are These.com. It's free to join, and we have lots of channels in there, one of them being our creep-off channel, and we appreciate suggestions coming in. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham, fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me, cause Cop Cam, lose all your rights, ruin your life. All right, this is a guy was speeding, going 50 to 40, which is like, all right, whatever. You're going to let him go. See, is the cop the creep here?

Well, no, because this guy decides, if I make it home, they can't do anything. Yeah, home base, the home base rule. What do you call it, the home base fallacy? Yes, the home base fallacy is what this is. So this guy pulls into his driveway, and then he's just like, what the fuck, guys? I'm in my house now. I can do whatever I want here. I'm in my house.

Let's see how this goes. You don't need that to the beginning of the video. These people who make these fucking videos, like, just leave all of that out. Yeah, you don't have to, like, start on a giant beep. You don't have to put the part to censority of him saying, I've had such and such records. So that's my, I should have skipped ahead. You know what? I just want to say this.

We learned something from that video with Sandra Doreley. It can be very dangerous if you go home and you pull this shit in particular with the cops. Because if you get out of the car and you go into your house, they're going to assume you're going in to get a weapon. Yeah. You can have anything in that house and you probably do. You're going to get yourself killed if you do that shit. You're about to see the most patient police officer. Here's my bootlooking portion of the episode.

This is the most patient police officer. There's no way I would behave like this if I were this cop. Hey, sir. I'm Officer Procholoview Police Department. The reason for the stop is because you're going 50 back there on Bill Owens. Yeah, you got your driver's license, pre for insurance. Is this where you live? You're going to block the road?

Yeah, my wife's going to be home in a minute. Okay, you have your driver's license? Yeah, but it's going to block the road and keep my wife out of the driveway. Is that like a reasonable thing for you to do? Blocking the road? So he's very concerned out where this police ever has stopped his car. So either this man is terrified of his wife, or he's just a complete asshole. Ah, I think it might be the latter.

Yeah, there's two out. There's only two ways. I think it might be the latter. This man is either terrified that his wife goes, why is there a cop car in front of the driveway? Timothy. Park on the street for a minute. Okay. Is that a reasonable thing for you to do block the road?

Do you have your driver's right? Do you see me my fucking driver's license? Do you not? Oh, it's a credit card. Well, you've got fucking ass. You can see yourself in the fucking rock, can't you? This guy's got a great comeback. Oh, yeah, I got it got it right here.

That's a credit card. Oh, yeah. So you can see stuff. Neat. Good for you. I can see stuff, too. I can see your car blocking my driveway. All right.

So this guy, you notice how they started off? He was like, yeah, officer. And then all of the end, it's escalated very quickly. Is that guy wearing a Ralph Lauren polo shirt? Yes. Okay, then he's a douchebag. Motherfucker, you're standing on my goddamn property. I do where the fuck I want here, son.

Right here. Three-70-one. Roll me another one. Okay. You didn't have it. Touching a goddamn thing of mine, boy. The fuck you do. Take it from me then, boy, if you think that fucking bad ass about it.

Whoa. He was going 10 over the limit. Now he's telling the cop to take it from him. It seems like he's asking things quickly. What does he think he is? Charlton Heston from my old dead hands? What is this shit? Yeah, he's in, no one else knows that they're in his movie right now.

Only he knows he's in his movie. This is the part of the style. where my body cam would mysteriously break. Yeah. And this guy will somehow accidentally run into my taser. Yeah. And good news, sir. We'll be writing you a ticket today.

Have a great the rest of your afternoon, sir. We're good here. The fucking problem is you were fucking blocking the goddamn rub. My wife's coming home. And what the fuck are you doing sitting here standing the goddamn driveway? Sir, this could be all be over. Oh, it could be. Oh, it could be.

Here's my fucking driver's license. You ain't fucking handing it until you fuck you. You ain't handing you shit, boy. Sir, what is your problem? The fuck is your problem sitting in the goddamn driveway. Keep asking me the same dumb-ass question, motherfucker. I'll keep asking you the same dumb-ass question. Which one do you want to answer first?

You have your answer? Right here. Okay, you have your insurance? Yeah, I sure do. Okay. I have a feeling that no matter where this police officer parked his car, this guy would have a problem with him being there. I just have a feeling that's not really what the main problem is,

even though he's pretending that's the main issue. You want to see it? Yes, sir. Oh, well, hell, if you fucking ask a goddamn question that's relevant thing, you dumb motherfucker. he's being very disrespectful i would say being a tad disrespectful i i i'm my blood is boiling see what i need about how carroll holmes officer is being right now you said one thing

that upset me and i lost my shit i know she remember i taught you like this we would have been fucking dude we would have done you're we would have both of fucking my face would be clawed from your toenails, you'd be using your raptor claw on me. If I talked to make this on a phone call, you'd be like, where are you right now? And you would have hung up and drove to wherever the fuck I want. Damn, fucking right. God damn.

Right there. No, you ain't handing you with God damn. The fuck you do, boy. Tell me one more goddamn lie. Lying me again, bitch. I need to see it. You see it with your fucking eyeballs, boy. Give it to me fucking run it.

You're a handsome guy and you're acting very reasonably. How's that for lies? Yeah. And things are going to go very well for you at the near future. Yeah. How about that? Yeah. We're going to fucking boo cocky your wife when she gets here.

This guy thinks it holding up a piece of paper as proof of insurance. That's all the proof you need, all right? Look at it one more time. All right. That's all you need. That's how that works at all, sir. Fuck you know. The fuck you say, you ain't handing you shit.

I have to present it according to state law. Present, that's it. You want to fucking look? look you don't fuck off sir i need to right here bitch i need to figure it the fuck out you fucking bald-headed little bitch figure it the fuck out okay just calm down it's getting personal you fucking fucking fucking calm down get the fuck out of here you either fucking do your goddamn job i presented it as you fucking requested that you fucking want it or you not boy can you hit it to no did i fucking say i was gonna hate it to you the first fucking time okay no i didn't

well then what the fuck is wrong you got them hearing boy when I said no the first fucking tag you must rape a lot of fucking women boy because you don't know what the fuck no means whoa you must rape a lot of women boy because you don't know what no means I could see the leap of logic it makes perfect sense I think this obviously be handed over to the authorities for rape right now yeah is this a white cat because he's calling him boy quite a quite a oh yeah thank God yeah that's a good point that's like a real I mean that's a southern thing man when you got somebody boy that is that's very disrespectful yeah yeah

dude your boy what's the driver's life shut the fuck up i don't answer fucking questions you want to look at it look at it you don't fuck off so you're not to hold it up for me it's ridiculous you're not going to give you i will do whatever the fuck i'm required by the law to do all right you want to look at it motherfucker i want my goddamn property you step the fuck back what's the matter what is your problem Motherfucker, do you want it or not? I do. Then shut the fuck up and look!

You keep fucking running your goddamn mouth, you fucking little sard off, bitch. He's just writing a cunt. Yeah, I write it. God damn I can't stand fucking pieces of shit pigs like you. Oh boy. Motherfucker, you're driving a goddamn driveway. You're too fucking stupid to get your piece of shit out of the fucking road. road and you walk up here and you tell me you have to fucking see my god damn id in your

fucking hand all right sir stay right there oh go get the sod off he's being so nice right now this uh calling a buddy here something you want to check one yeah this guy's going to jail is that battery i don't know he might be in the right we don't know what's going out here mine. Again, on my property, please punch me ever catch me saying anything about my property, please punch me in the head. Yeah. What a doucheback.

You are my property. Actually, if you just- Does that count? Because I'm- If you stop paying your taxes for three months, the state would take it from you. Yeah. It's not that big a deal. It's neat.

It's fun to protect. dead you own shit it's all a make-em-up it's a make-em-up all right sir in store and your goddamn gun don't make you a big boy you have a good contact number no don't ever call me okay don't ever call me hey make a we exchange phone numbers i don't even like you i don't want your phone number you can't have mine all right i was just thinking maybe we hit it off the wrong way i don't know i thought we get lunch or something you're yankees fan are you employed Is that company or ink? That's from capital F yourself.

Okay. Capital F. So the cops have it a little fun. Are you employed go by yourself? Is that an ink? Is that incorporated? In case you can't fucking spell either. I know you dumb motherfuckers barely got an education

that's fucking please for us. But holy shit. All right, seriously. Well, I'm sure that he's probably a rocket scientist if I had a guess. Making fun of people's education. He's like a really smart guy. So today you're going to receive a citation for speeding,

going 50 and a 40. I was just checked with my radar where we were moving. The court date is, 5-7-2024 by 1 p.m. Here's all the core information to include the address, the phone number, and the website. Actually, you need to sign right here with X is. It's not a mission to guilt. It's just a promise to appear.

He's reading glasses out. Let me put on my spectacles. You dumb piece of shit! This is such a bizarre interaction with a human. All right. He's going to sign this. And then Vinnie, he'll go to court and have a good day. We'll figure it out then.

Wow, this resolved way smoother than I thought it would. But wait, it seems like there's some time left to this video. I mean, it's probably over. There's probably nothing else that's going to happen here. I should point out, this is actually from the public freakout subreddit. So subreddit service is coming back, everybody. It's one of our favorite subs. it's one of the best

all right sir get the fuck off have better for the mayor shit he's the winner the fuck off the white of a second oh

all right get him get him tired to detain him I'm not I'm not home hey

they're oh watch the animals They're all over. Sounds like his wife is home. Yes. Do you hear that? Like, oh, you're home apparently. That was supposed to be the big deal.

She was going to be coming home. He's blocking the driveway. Oh, I didn't hear a woman's voice. I thought I was talking about the dog. Sounds like his wife is home. And tell your mom. Okay. Oh, it's a daughter.

What's the daughter, too? What's the warrant for, fellas? Come this one? What's the warrant for, fellas? What's the warrant for, fellas? I'll tell you a second. Now, you don't tell me right now. Get up.

What's the word for, fellas? What's the more, poor fellas? What's the word, four fellas? Hey, what's that word for? What's that word for? I wonder how many times they're going to hear me ask when this is going to fucking court. I wonder. Anybody?

Anybody? Or all over here. They will tell you. They don't tell you how to ask. What's the more? Four fellas? What's the more? Four fellas.

I'm sorry, what? What? Before evading. Invading what? Me. I'm not a pain to you. A piece of shit. Arrest me for what?

Motherfucking. You said what the fucking warrants for you, piece of shit? You're trying, you ass on. You got my fucking horse with the control vehicle. I'm working on it, you little piece of shit. God damn it. What'd your mom would not raise you in any fucking manners? Are you just as your goddamn daddy was?

That's my favorite right there. He's actually like he's the one who has the manners. Why are you guys being so rude and hostile towards me? I've been nothing but a fine gentleman. I want to know what this fucking warrants for. Yeah, me too. You don't know? I don't.

But he knew he had a warrant. That's why he wasn't showing his driver's license, obviously. He knew he's in for something. Oh, way. Oh, man. Oh, shit. Where's your big comeback now? That's tough guy.

That went sideways. That went sideways. Undersatement of the year. I'm sideways. Sideways. Fuck that guy. Yep, so that was Carl's cop cam this week. What a piece of shit, Carl.

I'm not kidding you. I have one hell of a scum parade ready to go. All right. Scum parade. Take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum parade, Vinnie and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit. Shee. Scum parade.

Like stories of a kid fought by his mom or dad Soaking up the blood of a cat scum parade Major crimes Shee Hey Carl, throw my image number one on the screen for me. Do you mind? I would love to do that for you, Vinnie. I want to introduce you all to Seanisa Cobbs.

Hmm, yes. She's 28 years old. Nice looking girl. And she got into a little bit of trouble. Now, see, she is from Chicago, but she was traveling through Indiana, and she and her friends decided to stop at Applebee's. Oh, that is a problem.

Dude, if you stop it at Applebee's, you're just asking for trouble. How did they go at Applebee's? Everything came out as ordered, people were happy. Well, Carl, they had what you call the All You Can Eat Deal that month for $15.99. Nice. So as you can imagine, the troughs full of food is the highest of quality. You expect nothing but friendly, great customer service at Applebee's. Now, the police ended up being called.

When the police arrived, they heard several people screaming, yelling, and fighting. A woman spoke to police and said that she, along with Cobbs, another man and several juveniles, were involved in an argument with the Applebee's manager. Why you ask? Well, the group was under the impression that if they ordered the $15.99 all you could eat deal for one person, the order was good for the whole table. Yeah. Sounds like a family of attorneys figuring out how to get over on the system.

Yeah. How we're very smart people, right? five kids three adults yeah 1599 there's no better deal than at Applebee's yeah all you can eat it's great that they're trying to help feed America this way yep well how the group was told that each person would have to pay 1599 for the meal special and argument ensued the group said the manager was quote unprofessional well also I think they were clearly hangary at this time so there's that and then it's also said nowhere on the menu did it say 1599 was the price

per person. I bet it did. Cubs then handed the menu to the Portage Police who showed both cops at another woman of the group that it said per person right there on the menu. Yeah, they have that part covered. You're not the first person to figure that one out. They're like, yeah, yeah, we'll put per person. That makes sense. I'm pretty sure that a lawyer looked it over. The real problem here is that there's people like this who have zero shame. They're literally trying to get over on an apple bees. The cheapest food you could buy anywhere. And they're like, yeah, but could it be like a lot cheaper? Like, you have no shame. I mean, let's say they have six people times $16.

Right. That's not an expensive to feed. McDonald's, like fast food's gotten way more expensive than Applebee's now because of the $15 an hour mandate. Right. So it's crazy. You can go to Arby's, which is not even roast beef, or you can go to Applebee's, which is some of its food. Some of it's food. Applebee's American.

Because, what do they call it? Some of it's food. Some of it's food. No, it's like the neighborhood. Neighborhood bar. Yeah, they try to turn it into this place where it's like, hey, there's the sheriff and there is a firefighter. Yeah, there is the sheriff dragging this woman out.

It turns out the sheriff is there quite a bit. Good point. So another couple walked out the door, and this woman, cops, starts yelling at them because apparently they looked at her with disgust because she's so clearly contemptible and trying to cut. The manager is unprofessional. That's what triggered me in this article. It's funny.

The manager's unprofessional. No, you're a con artist and a cheap piece of shit. Yeah. And also, this poor guy, let me explain how horrible this guy's life is going. He's the manager at Applebee's. I used to work at a pizzeria, Uno. Remember that chain? I don't know if they're still around.

They used to have a couple of Rochester. They don't anymore. But I was, I worked in the kitchen at a pizzeria at Uno. And the saddest people who are employed. at one of these chain restaurants. Managers are not the servers. It's not the bartenders. It's not the cooks.

It's not even the busers who just walk the food out. The dishwashers smile and ear to air. It's not the dishwashers. Probably because they're slow. All of them are there for a good reason. The managers are there for a bad reason. They decided that like, no, I want to make $28,000 a year working 50 hours a week for the rest of my life because I've got nowhere else to get.

go every single one of them is about to break down in tears when a server leaves because they're like i know that was that was a good one uh by the way if you are a manager at a chain restaurant you're one of the good ones i was just making fun about now we're not talking about you're co-workers so i'm talking about those boobs not you i remember when i was a server there was this one guy i didn't even remember his name but he was like the saddest bachelor third level of management there and he had been working for the company for like 20 years yep that's okay talking about there's it's a dead end thing and the reason why it's sadder is because at least the servers the bartenders and all those people have hope that they're going to go do something else they will they

probably will a lot of them will get out of the restaurant business which i love the restaurant business everyone you work for the restaurant business at least for a year in your life it'll make you a better person i'm all for that but like a year a year or five and then do something else well shodney's Chacob was arrested for trying to fight these other people and the police. How did that go? Not well. And the good news is the group did end up covering the entire bill. Oh, good.

Yeah. I was expecting when I read the story for it to be like Joey C and his family traveling to Rochester. But nope, it's Johnny Chicago. Joey C was so great. He really was. I like Joey. He hooked us up with tickets to the baseball game in Rochester. That was incredible.

Do you hear about that? Yeah, I knew you guys. Yeah, he got us 14 tickets. And they're all right behind home plate. That's great. In the lower level there, it's pretty amazing. But before you move on to the next story, I want to get caught up on Super Chats. I did Super Chat Monday.

Sure. We appreciate everybody who's here supporting us. And Jay Lloyd, or five bucks says, you mean like the floor by John's garbage can? How sticky is the part of the floor in his hovel? Yeah, when John would just chuck his empties over towards the garbage can. And you know how beer is? It flies all over the place. Yeah.

It's disgusting. He probably had slugs in those fucking kids. Can I imagine? Hallraiser 69, five bucks. Hey, many, great job that's set up for DC2. It was a pleasure hanging out with you at the brunch. Hellraiser 69, my man. Thank you, Halerazer 69.

Pennsylvania's finest. Speaking of friends of ours. Mahalia. Mahalia. 10 bucks. Thank you. Hey, guys. Notice you didn't end the last creep up begging for money.

Did you forget how to broadcast or something? The goal! We need to. to hit the goal. Thank you, Malia. You're great. Yeah, we love you, Malia. Thank you.

Dang Lizard, five euro says, so that's how Vinnie talked to the waitress and served in pickles and quit seconds later? Oh, let me tell you something. She had brought pickles. She wouldn't have gotten out alive.

Yeah, that would have been bad. I think he's referring to the guy in his driveway with the police officer. That'd be funny if you caused a scene like that during one of the... Hey, you sawed off dumb prick! During one of these meals? Who raised you to bring pickles out of a sandwich?

He'll be like, Ouch, video really is a fucking crazy for us if it's amazing. I'm a little nuts. That's awesome. I'm fully aware of that. All right. No more? That's it.

We're caught up. Carl, boy, do I have a story for you. But keep them coming, because we got to hit the goal. Yeah, what do you got? Yeah, the goal isn't going to hit itself everybody. That's right. A Florida doctor is facing disciplinary reaction after quite a fuck of up. It's not really an operating room, Carl.

It's not really an operating room during a procedure for someone. You see, according to the Florida Department of Health and Administrative Review, gastroenterologist, Dr. Izwari Prashad was placed on probation by the state's Board of Medicine after a colonoscopy procedure went comically wrong under his care. And when I say comically wrong, I fucking meet it. Did the article say comically wrong? I wrote that part. Yeah, okay, I was going to say.

Prashad is hearing impaired and using hearing aids in compliance with what the complaint calls the minimum prevailing professional standard use of care. to allow him to hear and communicate during procedures. Now, there were two different complaints against him. One of them is he had some guy who was not a gastroenterologist, like holding the fucking thing and moving it around the scope that was up somebody's asshole. Calm down, you pussy. Not what I'm upset about, not what I'm calling about on.

So this is a young kid who's learning the ropes. You throw him in the deep end. That's how they learn to swim faster. Okay. I don't know if I'd be happy if that was my asshole. I don't want me in my deep end. Yeah. No one wants a first timer back then.

Yeah, probably not. understand that, but here's where I take upset. Did he go through the dick hole, says Stone Man? No, he didn't go to the dick hole. That would be very bad. Now, as I said, this guy is very hard of hearing. And during one of these colonoscopies, folks, he just didn't wear his hearing aids. Oh, okay.

Now, this basically rendered the surgical team unable to effectively communicate with him. The second colonoscopy that was performed at Bresad that day was on a patient who was not fully sedated. Oh, God. Could you imagine that? So, when you're going for a colonoscopy, they're like, all right, sir, now, please just count backwards from 10. Negative 20, negative 21, negative... Huh, ha! Negative 22!

Like, oh, this ain't working out shit! I'm not going under! So he starts shoving this thing up the guy's asshole, and the dude is screaming. Rocked him and nearly killed him. and fucking this doctor can't hear the screaming oh stop it you know if someone's struggling and having a bad time it's like why did you stand that person to death oh that was too much stabbing I was I don't have my hearing aids and I didn't know it was too much stabbing that was going on so he's grabbing this thing up

this guy's asshole and all the people are going he's screaming they're going take it out stop stop stop and he's going to play golf later and he's just fucking grabbing it up this guy's asshole it is nice outside isn't it yeah he's making small it's like a toddler with one of those Atari 20600 joysticks just cramming it everywhere now the patient's yelling and shouting that he's in pain he can feel everything the outlet also reported that the hospital administrator had been present in the room and told brashad he needed to wait to which the gastroenterologist leaned over the patient shouted I know I know I just wanted say just for the record here i don't know who side i'm on in this story but i recently reviewed a

podcast where a gay guy took two seven inch dicks at his butt at the same time and this guy's complaining about this probe up his butt man up take it like a man what's your problem take it like a man might be the name of this episode uh brashad's probation met means he will not be able to perform any procedures on his own until either he is evaluated for competency by one of the multiple designated programs or performs 10 gastrontonology procedures under the supervision of a physician okay so that's fun for him he's gonna have a bad yelp review yeah no shit a little bad yelp reviews i have a feeling this fucking guy just didn't wear his hearing aid and like raped a dude got buying it okay let's go to thailand i got bullshit on that one now what i like about this story was translated in

english and they really don't like people from other countries in thailand i get the vibe from this article Well, I think that that's most of their economy, though, isn't it? Guys who want to fuck little kids? Or their livestock. Right. Let's show my picture number two, Carl. Yeah, okay. This is a picture from the scene of the story we are about to talk about.

Well, they have two on here. There wasn't, no, that's not it. That's not it. Yeah, it's definitely in your email. Okay. Give me one second. No problem. Start the story.

Let me start the story. A four man refused a medical treatment after being gored by a cow in the southern province of Surret, Thailand. Rescuers suspected that the foreign attempted to sexually abuse the animal. That's the picture. That's when they got to the scene what was going on. Oh, boy. Yeah, I don't like God.

Yeah. Now, officers said that they were called to the roadside along Highway 44 to assist the foreign man who had been attacked by a brown cow owned by a resident. The police believed that this guy was riding around on a bicycle saw the cow, stripped naked, and tried to fuck it. The cow was tied to a post, and somehow the cow got the better of this gentleman, and he got gored multiple times.

That's so weird. So this guy, whatever, they don't say where he's from, but he doesn't have running away in his culture. They're not familiar with that concept. It's a very easy way from a cow. There's a pretty much, I'm pretty sure this guy is from Florida, because this is like a sand your ground motherfucker. I will tell you, Minnie, I will never be murdered by a cow because I'm faster than them, at least for now. This guy was trying to hold on to the cow so that it would stop attacking him because it, like, put him down. So he's trying to wrap it.

What you're saying is here, he's not trying to get the cow to blow him. He's trying to save his own life by holding onto the head so the thing doesn't trample him to die. Right. It's a bad strategy. Khan says Rob Sell's brother, it's possible. This is the cousin who stole his wife. She's like, I'd rather be with the cow fucker than the dog fucker. Police reported that despite the cow's attacks, the foreman did not sustain any.

visible wounds or bruises, but he was unable to communicate with the officers because they didn't speak whatever fucking language he had. They said that he, when he stopped at the scene, he claimed that he had a problem with his bike, with the tire on his motorbike, and he then disappeared into the

forest, and he was just looking around, and he decided he was going to pee, and he took his pants down, and that he was attacked by this vicious cow. And then, and then, and then, and then... The rescue team may have speculated that the Ford man may have been under the influence of alcohol at the time of this.

So here's your advice. Who hasn't gotten drunk to try to fuck a cow, right? If you go to Thailand, just, you know, fuck whatever you want to fuck there, not the animals. Don't fuck the animals. But if you do fuck a cow, it's very important you understand the etiquette of cow tipping. JJ is blowing up my shit, Carl. JJ, we're doing a show right now. And he says, here's a clip of Helga admitting she was lying.

Why are you lying? What are you lying to be, Helga? Why are you trying to, you're lying? You're lying. You could have just asked me nicely instead of lying to me. I don't appreciate that. That's funny. Bridge burned.

Bridge burned. It's very not cool. I was supposed to do their show. Should I still do their show? I should still do their show. I don't know. I don't know. They treated your friend Vinny like a real fucking idiot.

More so that you treat your buddy like an idiot. I do like that about them. I'm not saying I'm going to be friendly and polite to them. I just thought maybe I should do their show and have a discussion about. Yeah, ask them why they lied to me. All of this. Please. Okay.

All right, Carl. Let's go to the home of your people, shall we? Germany, Deutschland. Let's talk about this three-year-old kid who almost died because they were left in a baking hot car in the middle of summer while the father disappeared for roughly an hour and a half. Well, he had probably a good reason, I would imagine. Well, he was visiting a hooker and fucking hooker.

There it is. That's a good reason. That is the only reason we will accept. That's a good excuse. This happened in North Rhine, Westphalia, Germany. The police were called and they were told about a dehydrated boy who've been sweating profusely inside of a car. It was parked directly in sunlight, and the infant was helped after a passerby called the authorities.

This is a three-year-old child left to the car. Vinny, the Germans, their culture, they know better than this. There are certain rules when you're going to fuck a hooker, and you have a toddler in your car, you find a shaded area, and you crack a window. That's part of our culture. I grew up that way. I don't know what this guy was thinking.

Yeah. I agree. Yeah. It's definitely a culture thing. But, you know, the same way when you go to Italy, they never put ice in the water. Right. They just do things differently. Yeah?

That's true. Sometimes it's wrong. Either way, they did give this child some water. He was taken to the hospital before the mother was tattled to. JJ says two messages isn't blowing you up. Yeah, I know. Vittie's crying about it over here. Oh, maybe you weren't blowing me up.

I just got a bunch of messages were here. I assumed they were you. I will apologize for that, Jay. It's all good, buddy. They broke into the vehicle. They gave the kids some water. Now, when he shows back up, this guy's fucking whistle in Dixie, fucking doing Wagner, just whistling some Wagner on his way back to the car.

And then he sees that the car windows broken in, and he's like, my kid, what did you do to my car? Find the automobiles. Someone stole my toddler. What the fuck? This is crazy. And he was arrested, but he said that he wanted to go see a friend to borrow money and eventually returned to the car at 9.40 p.m.

even though he left the kid there since about 8.15. Oh, boy. why he's got more stamina than i do i don't last that long with the hooker yeah certainly i can listen to her talk they definitely called the mom though so that's not going to be good for him you killed our but you cheated on me wait a second what does she have that i don't wolf gang would be fine but you have ruined the sanctity of my marriage right am i too fat she's all upset about it it's like what is it about me that's not good enough for you anymore i watched uh i went to the the movies yesterday and the villain of the film that I saw was a creepy German guy

was pretty good. Those are the best. Movies called Cuckoo. If anybody go see it, neon put it out. It's pretty fucking weird. All right. All right. So, uh, this gentleman has been charged with breach of duty and care of upbringing as well as negligent bodily harm to that child. Not great. Not great. Now, Carl. Am I go to Florida? Yeah. I want to play this video. I do too, but let me give the setup first. Please. Okay. A South Florida Manic court on Thursday during a hearing where he was sentenced to life at prison. I have the video queued up there. It's Omar's an asshole. Oh yeah. Okay. Good. Yeah. So this man was sentenced to life after he killed a man in 2015. The reason he did this, the guy's named the victim was Jose

Ray. He's walking his dog home in his neighborhood. This guy, Omar Rodriguez, sees Ray's dog was attempting to defecate on Rodriguez's son's yard. Neighbors told police that the two men began arguing loudly. And Rodriguez told police that Ray threatened to return and fight him. So Rodriguez just shot Ray. Okay. Uh, who died from his injuries more than a week later. After the shooting, Rodriguez requested immunity under Florida's standard ground law, but in 2021, a judge refused he didn't believe Rodriguez was acting in self-defense. In those proceedings, Rodriguez claimed Ray was threatening his life with a knife, but prosecutors proved that Rodriguez planted the knife at the seat and tried to jam it inside of the man he just

shot's hand. Oh, boy. Yeah. So during the sentence aid, he's bed convicted. Yeah. The sentencing was happening. This guy's 75 years old. And the widow, Lissette Ray, was giving what's called the victim impact statement. And she referred to Omar Rodriguez as a coward. And this was his reaction to this in the court. She referred to him? She was reading and thinking she said, this man killed my husband like a coward and cold blood. Okay. And Omar did not like that. Oh, was your husband. Your fathereddy, Patelikawa was your husband.

Cability and stabbled of an entire family. That's why I killed me. You got a house, kid. Can I like a baby? Wow. It was, your husband was the coward,

bitch. Your husband was the coward. That's why I killed him. He cried like a baby. Yes. That's brutal. And fucking unreal. Well, I want to point out

that is amazing. but unfortunately there goes another Trump voter won't be able to vote that's that sucks but the guy was Hispanic everybody knows he was voting for Kamala he'd be surprised what's going out and uh in for the cub it's no better but i want to point out that this this is the the wife of the guy who was murdered all right it's attractive lady and um she's single now so that's true look at how widow she seems to give a shit about this it's so raise wife content he was won't get out, but wanted more. I wish, though, that the death sentence would have been on the table, because at the end

of the day, Mr. Rodriguez will continue to see his family. They'll be able to visit him and see him. Who has that much composure? After your husband is murdered for dog poop by a neighbor. I'll never get to see my husband again. As for how Rodriguez attacked her while she spoke about her loving husband, Lisette says she's unbothered. I wasn't listening to exactly what he was saying.

I was tuning him out. That's incredible. What a woman. I don't think she gives a shit. I'll be honest with you. I was just like, yeah, you know,

my husband was a great guy and it's really sad that he's gone. Anyway, me and my boyfriend of plans. I got to get out of the fuck out of here. Yeah, he had really great life insurance.

Yes. Right. She won't be an accomplice now that I think about it. Yeah, I told these guys we needed to wrap this whole sentencing up by three because I have to get to the airport. Right. out of town for vacation.

So, yeah, you're right. This guy got life in prison, but what a fucking asshole. Yeah, it's incredible. It really is. He even said that they asked him if he had any regrets. He said, we'd do everything over again the exact same way. Which is like, really? Even the part where you plan on the knife incorrectly, you wouldn't try that a little bit better?

Well, you know, we're all take the roads we take. Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, everything happens for a reason. You learn more from your losses than your wins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I get it. That's just the way she, She goes, bubs. It's the way she goes. All right, Carl, guess where we're going

for this next one? Is it our hometown of Rochester, New York? The shithole of the armpit of New York State? It certainly is. Where did it go? I had it ready. Oh, fuck me. Who cares? Candidego, New York. A former Rochester police officer, you could show my picture number three. There he is.

Isn't he a fucking creepo? Why is he walking with no one around him? He seems to be like a free man in this photo. Well, this was on his way to one of his hearings. Okay. This guy's name is Sean Jordan. He's 40, now he's 40 years old. And during the summer of 2022,

he was having sex with a 13 year old girl at his South Bristol home. No, I have a question about this. How big were our tits? You got me with that one. That was good. You got me with that. I wasn't ready for that.

Okay. So he's a cop. Yep. Fucked a 13 year old. Yeah. Thought he could get away with it because he's a cop. Yep.

Not the case. So what title do you have to have to get away with fucking 13 year old girls? Like, prince you have to be the d a president like bill clinton like who do you have to be in order to get away with fucking 13 year olds you just it's not who you have to be it's how much money you have to have i see yeah office police officer i will go as far as saying that you have to have millions in the bank okay and uh sometimes that doesn't even help you jeffrey upstate it did

for a while uh millions in the bank huh guys it's super chip monday everyone let's not forget super chip Venmo, Rumble Rans. Listen, dude, do you know how many 13-year-old girls' cherries are still unpopped right now? Okay, this is getting worse. This is getting creepy. My name is Carl Hamburger. If anybody asked, it was Carl who said that. I should read this only because we're getting farther away from the story.

Rumble Drudge, Go to Columbo podcast, my buck says, Carol, you might be faster than a cow, but how fast can you run with your pants down around your ankles? Good point. That's like the potato bag, potato sack race. Like, yeah. Certainly. It's not easy. You can never escape an animal you tried to fuck in a potato sack.

That's true. That's an old wife's tale. Yeah. Old saying. Now, Jordan's arrest in September came six months after he was accused of exposing himself to a 16-year-old girl in a separate incident in Monroe County. Where did you do that? I don't know.

Did it on Facebook? Did he? Yeah. Which is embarrassing. You Snapchat like a real man. You're on Facebook with a 16-year-old girl showing your dick. He was charged with disseminating and indecent material to minors and engaging in endangering the welfare of a child this case was waived to a grand jury the ratcha police

department placed jordan on paid suspension last march paid suspension yeah well you should predict to a teenage job yeah all right you'll still get a paycheck but he's scheduled for sentencing in june 25th but he pled guilty to all of this and he admitted it all in his own words so fuck this guy how was the sucks what did he say dude with a 13 year old i know they're terrible you're the fucking worst they've no idea what they're so stupid it's the worst do i touch it do I touch am I squeezing it too hard no you'll never ever

squeeze it too hard all right I promise you that's the most fucked the thing we've ever said on the show that she's biting your balls you're like all right I don't even know to begin with this what do they teach you in that school all this is wrong

this is ridiculous this is what happens when we're on prime time baby can we turn off Nickelodeon I really can't get into this we just turn off I don't want to watch Bluey with you I just want to blueie.

I want to watch it. Hey, is that Adam Bush right there on TV? Wow. A young Adam Bush. Jesus Christ. That's hysterical. All right. Last story of the day, guys.

This is a pretty bad one. You know what really sucks? You know what you can tell a bad parent? A bad parent is the parent that runs out of shit for your drug-addicted child to steal. You should keep your house filled with valuables in case your child needs it. That's being a parent. Here's another idea. why not have meth so when your son breaks into your house to get money for meth

you just like hey i got you buddy there's the meth right there check the fridge yeah next to the sunny dude he has a little note on the kitchen table like oh thank you love mom thanks mom little heart how did you know what i need it tonight that's amazing well a gentleman by the name of jake ailer he's 37 his face in charge is a first degree murder while engaged in burglary and armed burglary in the death of a 64 year old mother jul julie now he broke into his mother's home in Tampa Bay around 4.30 a.m. Now I see why Chad Zubach thinks

he has his shit together. He's looking around a daybrood going, I'm not so bad. I don't even break into my mom's house and murder. Could if I would, but I'm kidding. I'm kidding, Chad. Officials say that Ailer had a history of entering his mother's home without permission. He has done so on several

occasions. He would break in the middle of the night and steal whatever he can get his hands on. This has a mother's been taking care of this child since she was born uh sorry 10 years ago yeah so basically this kid's been out of jail for since 2003 yeah this meth

had his biggest crime was not pulling out because this asshole decided to have a fucking kid and now his mom has to raise it which is awful this woman's too old to be raising a young kid so I want that kind of responsibility he sneaks into the house through the dog door

at 4.30 in the morning It seems like if you have a meth head kid, you should probably not have a dog door. Or a smaller one, yeah. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. Although, you don't really put on a lot of weight when you're on meth. Who knows, though? It doesn't say what kind of drugs. My heads are like hamsters.

If they could fit their head at it, they can get through. That is a good point. I've learned that. But, you know, it doesn't say what kind of drugs we're speculating. It's probably just a weed head, you know? Yeah, it's probably marijuana did this. Probably 420. Yeah.

So, you know, I know I always break into my mom's house looking for stuff to steal. I can't find some score some good bud sure Jesus Christ so he goes into the house and he gets very upset because there was nothing to the house worthy of stealing he got it all already it's fucked up come on mom so he armed himself with a knife and walked into his mother's room he's like mom what the fuck yeah I came here because I obviously need stuff to sell so I can get some money there's nothing here to sell so what he decided to do is stab his mother in the chest. His 10-year-old daughter and the victim's 16-year-old granddaughter

who was staying at the home also woke up to their grandmother screaming for help. She's begging her son, the very person who just stabbed her as she's dying and pleading for him to help her. Jake, help me, Jake help me. That's what these poor kids woke up to. Yikes. So, Julia then crawled

to the teenager's room to get help. The teenager called 911 cops rushed to the scene. Unfortunately, she was dead on arrival, which is really fucking terrible. I'm sleeping. It's 4.30 in the morning, Grandma. Stop waking me up. Didn't I tell you to knock before you come to my room?

Living with old people is the worst. I'm so fucking early all the time, causing a commotion. I honest to God, I feel so horrible for these kids. She said she just wanted me to help her, the granddaughter said. So this guy had no remorse. He didn't care that he killed my mom. The sister said, he took my mom not only from me, my daughter, her grand. grandkids are great grandkids sisters brothers fuck this piece of shit drugs turn people into

selfish monsters drugs are bad you shouldn't do drugs if you're if you have a problem and you're going down that road guys fucking make sure you can afford your drugs i think is the point here like the problem with drug addiction is when you can't afford the drugs that you're addicted to then you do stupid shit charlie sheen never murdered this mom for drug money charlie she'd had the money to pay for drugs hmm that's really the moral of the story if you're going to be a drug addict figure out a very lucrative profession yeah like record producer or actor correct yes right I don't I mean did anything wrong that's what I mean right oh man I have I have a statement from

the sister he's a piece of garbage yeah fuck that guy's about right that is by a scub parade for tonight Carl we got some voicemails we want to hit you want to hit some voicemails let's do it yep all right our voicemails are brought to us by our friends in Syracuse. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Destiny USA also knows the Syracuse Mall is facing foreclosure for not

being able to pay back its $430 million low. I'll be honest, lenders. This one's kind of on you. Hey, boys, I hear you are flush with cash after the big dabble con two success. Want to help a brother out? See you in Syracuse. Is that true?

Dusty might close out. Do you think Brian McGride would write a joke about something that isn't true? Yeah, I don't. I didn't hear about that. That's so sad. That guy subscribes to all the Syracuse newspapers just for these dumb jokes. That's great. It should go under it.

It's a piece of shit. I haven't, I've never been there, but I wonder, like, that's really bad for Syracuse. It's like they have two things there. That's one of them. It's so sad. It's not great. You know, I will tell you, Carl, we got a couple of messages from people and not voicemails, but messages. suggestions for the wheel of consequences.

Oh, great. I love those. Carl and I will always do our consequences, and we like to make you guys laugh. We like to do shit like this. But the one that was suggested was use Stuttering John's couch cushion as a pillow for 30 seconds. No, no, no, no. Those things are gone.

They're out of there, so stop said to me this. I would sooner drive to Gary, Indiana, and back than use Sturring John's couch cushion as a pillow. Yeah. That's going to piss people off. Well, for Carl. All right. Next, first voice mail today. here we go uh yes calling in for the creep up pro's creep isn't even famous he was he

wasn't the titular wimpy kid he was a creepy guy in the bushes her and john is more famous than that fuck and he was at least on the tonight show you know who that guy is kind of the tonight show no that's how people know him no okay viny's creeper at least famous thank you by winnie people's chance thank you sir Holy Spirit's speaking through me, Vinny. Come on, dude. Really, you're that dumb? Probably.

Just burn the fucking summons, throw it away, do something with it, make sure, you just, I've been fucking summoned a jury duty multiple times. It hasn't happened in about 10 years, but a few times as much money as I got it, I just fucking, well, I never got that. Never heard any fucking thing about it. That's three times. Never got a fucking summon again. No, no, no.

Huh. Maybe you should just do better and actually fucking, you know, say fuck it and do the show. Or, you know what? How about this? Do the show with someone random in the jury summons pool. That'd be fun. That'd be fun. Any hoodles.

Thank you, fuck you bye. Anyone here to think rape is hysterical? Anyone? Yeah. Raise your hand, everyone. There's like 17 people. You're like, oh, shit. All right, who wants to do the show with me?

Now, I just want to say to that person, yeah, you can ignore it and throw it away and act like it never happened. but then you also might be pulled over in your driveway, not wanting to show the police officer your license. Yep. So I'm just saying it's not a full proof plan. I have a voicemail for us. Happens to be all the time.

Hey, Carl, this one's really creep off. Vinnie's talking about podcast hit, man. It's McComb County, not McComb. Yeah, yeah. Maybe Vinny get off his ass and come to the magic bag, learn some things about McComb County and Thago and Vernors and salting watermelon and all these delicious things we have. all right you fuck yeah

going back to detroit let me tell you something about Detroit the D I had breakfast and one of my favorite people in the dabbled verse this morning uh Troy Smith oh yeah you're still in town yep yeah Troy and I had breakfast today and we were shooting the shit oh here is with the super chat right here F Ohio turnpikes by kids he's out of the way home right now yeah yeah so we were talking and he was going man

I love Rochester this is such a great city and I'm like well you only say that because you're from Detroit so listen dude Make them County That's what I'm calling it from now. Yeah, right. Makeup County. I have a note from podcast Hitman.

I'm sorry, and Alex sent me a no, and I've been so busy. I didn't even run it yet. We got to do that on Friday. Yeah, we'll do it on Friday. All right. Good. We'll watch Chris Chad. Okay, there's your bonus show.

Beautiful. We got some Chris Chad, get it arrested, and some podcast hitman content. You don't want to miss it. Last voicemail from me. Hey, guys, it's 12 p.m. Pacific, 3 p.m. Eastern. I just finished listening to the episode, and the vote is a vote is up on the website. I think you guys would get a lot more responses

if, you know, the vote was up by the time the stream was over. Nice. Bye. See you. All right. Can I just predict something? Sure.

You're going to yell at me. It's going to be my fault. It is your fault. I do it. I do it. Go ahead. Go ahead. All you have to do is just send me the name of your crepe.

I know. I know. You've told me to do that. And I don't. And then you have to text me. Yeah. All right. You're right.

You're right. They all vote for you anyway. Fuck it. I might not. I'm going to pull up there at all? What do you think about that? Oh, take your ball and shove it up your ass on your way home. I don't feel, turn.

All right, man. In the words of Patrick Michael, I'm getting a lot of mileage out of this. Suck my dick all the way home. All right. Patrick Michael said that? Yeah, he's great. Folks, what a great episode. Thanks for tuning in to the creep-off.

Hope you had fun. We'll be back on Friday, like we said. And back to our normal time on Monday. Sounds good. If I'm not on a jury. and if I am on a jury I want you all to know I'm going to be a goddamn

hanged juror they're going down and also if he is on the jury new co-host of the creep up from now I will have a brand new co-host and a whole new show format starting Monday

yeah who are you going to bring that you could actually beat that's a good question probably Danny Danny the results girl the new co-host yeah the views will go way up they will

bye guys it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice Gagia Oh, hey. This is stupid. What the hell is you supposed to be? Where? My daddy, my daddy, where?

Do do, do up. Do do do up. May your enemies be? cast in your podcast adventures.