The Creep Off - Episode 227: Cameras off Boys!

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

This week, Karl and Vinnie check under the hood and nominate the creepiest auto mechanic: In Karl’s Cop Cam we watch a woman lose her mind with a fire extinguisher in the Atlanta Airport: The Scum Parade meet a woman who made a fish disappear, and another woman who made a cat disappear and a man who’s trip to Burger King will cost him 140 years in prison. The score is currently Vinnie 2 - Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Ex-NFL player arrested after allegedly urinating on plane passenger - ESPNAustralian Woman Charged After Video of Her Engaging in Sexual Act with a Trout Goes Viral (ibtimes.sg)Man pulled gun after Burger King worker wouldn’t accept drugs for payment (nypost.com)Sick: Ohio Woman, 27, Killed and Ate Cat, Police Charge | The Smoking Gun Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Do do-do-m-do-o-o-o-o-o-o.

Disgusting Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing Ola creepos Welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast Show about creeps, buy creeps for you. you creeps. My name is Vinny. I'm your host and joining me as always. It's hot. Cuckuck Carl. What is happening? Vinnie Paulineo. Good to see you on a super chat Monday, my friend.

Buddy, I just want to let everybody know that, uh, yes, we are late and gay. It happens. What are you going to do? Carl needed to get his vitamin water, everybody. What are you going to do? I have something in my car and I had to go back out to my car. It's really fascinating. Really, really great story that we were. I wanted to tell. Well, you know, I just got to be honest with you. I'm sitting here. I'm looking at the chat for the first time because we just started a little bit late.

And everybody's upset that we're nine minutes late. Yeah, I'm upset too, Vinny. Let's fucking go. Let's get this shit started. We got a creep off to do. We're back on our regular schedules again. No more of this prime time creep off stuff that we did last week. We're back at our regular time.

So thank you for finding us, those of you who did. And I want to say thank you to all of our new patrons. We got a whole bunch. And I assume it's because the money goes to me. I got to say, yes, that's probably a big part of it. But I got to say the last two Patreon episodes we did have been some of the better content that we've put out, especially this past Friday, you going over ESO Do's whole history, going back to 2016 when his wife first discovered kitty porn on his computer. Or a thumb drive, actually. Yeah, he hit it in his weed grinder, folks.

If you want to hear the whole story, obviously go to the Patreon. on dot com backslash the creepoff find the link on the creepoff.com but I go through all the court documents that were available and they paint the picture. Yeah, it's it's incredible story. He's such a piece of shit scumbag. It's pretty incredible. The stuff that he was looking at was so out of this world heinous that there is never and there's nothing that will ever redeem this man in any of our minds. So I hope a bus fucking hits him and by a bus I mean a dude's cock in prison. Yeah, you mean Jerome Bettis, the bus. Yes, I hope Jerome Bettis hits him from behind.

Or a guy with a similar build. You should be so lucky that Jerome Bettis would bust a nut in him. I fucking start to show this is. That's some statement right there. Yeah. So we didn't do a contest last week. Sure didn't. Because we had a little bit of a hangover from DabbleCon.

But we're back at it now. And that score doesn't seem right, but I'll take it. You know what, dude? Hold on me fix this. Yeah, I think there's something off on that. Yeah, we haven't been in the studio. So there that is. Okay. Vinnie's up 3-0 in this current round, of course, if you don't know, what we do is we compete every week to see we can bring the biggest creep in a different category. And then you go to the creepopop.com and vote for who brought the bigger creep.

Once one of us gets to five points, the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. Now, Carl. Yes. The category this week was suggested by a listener. So I just saw it. And I said, you know what, that's a good one. We've never done. Creepiest mechanic.

Yeah, you know what kept coming up for me was the grim sleeper. Yep, I used the grim sleeper. You already used the grim sleeper. I did my research. Thanks, Alex. And saw that I couldn't use that one. It was a great story. But I'm not doing duplicates anymore.

Oh, shit. Craig is right. Craig is right. I'm wrong. I'm up to nothing. Oh, Jesus. You tried to just get a point on me, just know? I could have done it, but you see how honest I am?

Thank you, Craig. He is correct. Wow. He is correct. I want to make sure that we are fair here at the creepoff. Like, I need the extra point to beat you. But Grim Sleepers are good. And you know what other one came up was the toy box killer?

I think it's Earl Parker Ray. I think that was his name. Earl David Ray or something like that. I think he wrote the Ghostbusters team too. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's pretty popular in true crime stuff. People cover him all the time.

He's pretty heinous. I felt like not doing that today. So I went in a different direction because I won the last time I get to go first. So Carl, would you ring that bell for me, but I would be happy to do that, sir. Let's go. All right, Carl, if I were to tell you that this gentleman on the screen's name was Travis D. Wayne Batten, Jr., you'd believe me, right? That's not Aaron Imholt. That is not Aaron Holt.

Are you sure that's not Aaron Holt? Are you positive? Oh, man. This is Travis D. Wayne Batten Jr. of Irvine, California. He is now a former mechanic of a place called Fletcher Jones Motor Cars in Newport Beach. Okay. This guy worked on Mercedes, some nice high-end cars. Now, he had a creepy hobby, Carl.

Okay. It was stalking and raping the customers. Oh, yeah, it's a bad hobby. It's not a good hobby. Not good for business. The sexual assaults from Travis started back in 2005, and they stopped around 2011 when he was finally caught. but let's talk about the sick fucking what he was up to, shall we? Now, in May 2005, one of their customers will call her Karen S. lived alone in her second floor apartment.

She returned home around 8 o'clock one evening after working out of the gym and grocery shopping. She did not lock the front door because she was having trouble with her locks. So she is going into her house. She puts her groceries down on the counter. And then she is tackled by Travis. She attempts to fight him off, but he holds her down. says something like i might be at the wrong house i'm here to rob you and so she's like okay yeah you're at the wrong house just leave here take my car take my purse just leave that's not why he

was there he was trying to disarm her with that he grabs her to the bedroom what do you mean at the wrong i'm trying to rob a house is this the right house that was supposed to be rob don't know why he did that she was just like she's like no this is not the house you're supposed to be robbing today oh okay fuck i'm an idiot she tried to jetti my trick this is not the house you're here to rob right doesn't work but she's like hey take my Mercedes take this and he already knows like this bitch doesn't change her more oil every 3,000 miles he doesn't want her fucking car he doesn't want that shitty car he doesn't want her car so he drags her to the bedroom he duct tapes her and he starts lifting up her sweatshirt it starts licking her breasts okay he's wearing a mask so he pulls the mask up and

tells her not to look at him and she he holds her face down with her with his hand over her eyes you ever used duct tape in the bedroom viny you ever get into that sort of thing no yeah it doesn't seem like it'd be a good uh sex toy no not really no you got to use chains and rope i'm correct kidding everybody zip ties less of a mess zip ties correct zip ties less of a mess so at this point she is terrified for her life and she starts fighting back and that's when Travis decided you know what i don't give a fuck he just starts punching her in the face and he punches her hard twice in the face so hard in fact that he broke his own hand oh wow she's got a hard face Now, yeah, I'm telling you, hard-headed woman, soft-handed man, been the cause of problems ever since this rape began, all right.

Now, this struggle lasts for about five minutes. She tries to chew her way through the duct tape. He threw her to the ground, and he was so fucking pissed off that he broke his hand. He stops the rape. He throws her down and says, if you call anyone and tell her, tell the police that I did this, I'll be back. Well, he leaves. It is hard to keep having sex after you broke a bone. That is true.

She's like, you know, this is before Siri. This is 2005. Somehow she gets to the phone calls 911 and the cops show up. Later that night around 1150, Travis goes to the emergency room and gets his hand looked at. He had what's called a boxer's fracture, which is a term that refers to poor boxing skills. Do you ever have one of those? And poor boxing skills, no. Yeah, I broke my hand.

Did you? When I was 15, I punched a wall. I was all mad like an idiot. Oh, I could see that. Oh, I fucking, it hurt. So never to get that rage out of you, did you? He tells, no, no, he tells the defense, the doctors there that a cylinder from an engine found in the same. Is that what you told the server at Radio Social?

By the way, I've broken my hand punching things before, lady. Give me my separate check. Dude, I was so nice to her. Dude, there were witnesses. Rumpled Trenchcoat, he'll tell you. I'll ask. You asked Rumpled Trenchcoat, he'll tell you. I was very nice to that woman.

I did look at her like she was dumb. But I look at everyone like they're dumb. Well, yeah. I mean, that's my normal face. Right. Disgust with humanity. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. Either way, he's lies to him.

He says a cylinder fell on his hand. And then he goes to work and his arms all wrapped up. And he goes, I got into a bar fight. I broke my hand. Oh, so he's like Chad Zumach. Just make up different stories for everybody he tells. Yeah. This all come back to bite him later.

Okay. Well, Karen, the Mercedes, she tried to give him. She purchased from that dealership and she had serviced it there a number of times in the months leading up to this assault. She hot, by the way? Do you have a photo over? I do not. They don't give you the photos of rape victims.

Stupid. Good point. Any bikini shots? Stupid. So that's not all. Karen tries to get her life back together, Carl, the best you can after something horrible like that. And it's now late October 2006.

And I think that she comes home to her new apartment. She takes a shower. And then guess who's back in the motherfucking house? Travis. Pops out of nowhere. grabs her this time holds her down and finishes the job i do like a rematch you know what i mean if the first one was entertaining enough i'm ready for a rematch dude he told her he'd be back or she called the cops yep but she wasn't expecting like a year and five months later they say

that rape is a dish best served cold oh jesus christ on the cold shower room floor yeah so dna matches both attacks and the cops are like jesus fucking christ This guy's insane. So now they're trying to protect this woman. Or he thinks he has a girlfriend. I don't know. I don't know what's going on. There are no leads in this case at all.

They have no physical evidence except for like partial fingerprints on duct tape. From the first to solve. Yeah, from the first to sell. And the DNA. So now it's November 30th, 2006. He breaks into the apartment of another customer, a 21 year old gym receptionist named Danielle. as she's showered. Okay.

Now when she gets out of the shower, he jumps her out from the hallway, tackles her, ties her up, and raped her twice. She's that hot, huh? Yeah, but when I thought about this, I was like, wow, how do you rape someone twice? Like, I mean, in the same evening? I found out the answer when I read the documents. Okay, what's the answer? Because I was going to guess that a little premature ejaculation the first time. So he was thinking, like, I got to make up for that.

Nope. Two counts of rape because one was in the butt. Oh, okay. So that doesn't count us twice. people i'm just telling you that's what happened that's what the court papers say you never have sex with a girl three times winning all the time me too uh he dropped a load onto her back he then cleaned it off with a towel he gets a pair of scissors cuts off the zip ties he used this time he takes daniel back to the shower tells her to get inside now she was smart for a 21 year

old girl she knew that the DNA evidence was on her back yeah so she only washed the front of her Okay. And while the time she gets out of the shower, he's gone. The back doors open. She notices the towel that he used, that she was wearing was missing because he used it to wipe his load. Yeah, so he brought it with him. And he took the zip ties with him. There's no fucking physical evidence again, except for the DNA evidence, which matches obviously the other assaults.

Okay. So now the cops are really fucking confused. They don't know anything. And there's no other cases to compare this to until. until July 8th, 2010, when another woman who was also a customer there was attacked and raped, the perp got away this time and she saw the truck that he was driving. It was a dark colored Silverado. DNA matches the other cases.

This woman just got up and left America and moved to Japan. No. She just fucking left. Smart. Good move. I'm telling you. So they have their first lead, a dark silverado. In July 11th of 2011, an officer notices in this area where there's a lot of peeping Tom incidents happening a dark silverado with dark tinted windows.

This also happens to be very close to the apartment complex that Danielle was raped in, and this was the cop who responded to Danielle's case. So she had been following it, knew there was a Silverado in particular, thought it was weird, runs the plate, finds this guy's info. So she gives it to the detectives and says, I don't know if this is anything. This could be a very long shot. But here's this guy's driver's license information. Check him out. They had a thumbprint from this guy from his DMV file. And they checked it to the duct tape.

15 point match. Holy shit. What in a million fucking quits. A tennis game or something, a 15 point match? What does that mean? There's like 33 points or something like that. that and it was like three it was pretty close so now the cops are like okay we have the closest thing to a lead at all so they put them under surveillance then guess what they find out

they decide that he has a type there's only one way we can convict this person if this is him there's only one way to find out we need DNA sure how do you think the cops got the DNA car they jerked him off in the parking lot they sure did they uh don't don't eat that that's the evidence that we were looking for her this was really tricksy dude the cops pull him over for dark tint on his car sure and they go hey listen man we're checking everybody and uh we want you to take a breathalizer test just to make sure you're not drinking and he's like well i have a bed drink it i'll i'll take a breathalizer test dum dum dumb dumb dumb dumb really you can get DNA from that yep from the saliva okay ding ding ding ding we have a match

they served search warrants and they found that this guy had dossieries, Carl, on female customers. Oh, nice. Pictures of the inside of their houses. These are women that have not been raped yet. Right, floor plans and shit. They found videos on an external hard drive. He took of women studying, showering, watching TV and other mundane activities from cameras installed inside of people's houses. Oh, wow.

Okay. This place is going to get some bad Yelp reviews, I would imagine. The prosecutor said multiple female customers, these were in the houses of multiple female customers, including the victims, well, videos that they had been taken. This guy was a methodical, horny lunatic they found out. And he was found guilty on all counts in sentence to 107 years in prison. Oh, okay. So he's in prison still then, huh? Oh, yeah, absolutely.

No, no, no parole or anything like that for him? No, no, no, no. That's my creep this week. So if you do me a favor, folks, go to the creepoff.com and vote for Vinny. And Travis D. Wayne Batten, Jr. Vinny, real quick, I'm going to present my creepiest auto mechanic. But let's just hit some Super Chats to celebrate Super Chat Monday with Koof coming in with two bucks.

Thank you, Koof, for not unaliving yourself. The mechanical 8.5 bucks. Happy Super Chat Monday, everyone, who's ready for another easy Vinny win? I know, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. No one can even stay awake long enough to know what Vinny. was just talking about a serial rapist pervert labrne mystic five bucks says viny cam coming this weekend might be finished by friday long short with clips version if it all goes well might do uh

what is he talking about titan trams he's making me a uh viny's cop cam cam thing to dusty roads's old music from what i recall oh okay and i'm excited to see it laburn mystic i can't wait but you have your own camvert your segment now i guess even though it's car cop cam okay i guess i mean i did play the chris chan videos being arrested i guess i could play it when i you did do a good job with that uh also props to erika mitchell for becoming a new member if you scroll up oh hi erika mitchell and uh someone above erika s dub became a new member thank you very much amazing for signing up that's uh that's one way to get the bonus episodes that we do every friday now if you're becoming a member of the wat p channel

you're not going to get the creep off content just so you know so make sure you the good stuff only the good stuff oh you get stuff on the wATP channel vini i want to introduce you to a gentleman named cameron spencer okay from uh spencer's auto shop so i there's a little news story that uh came out recently jared madingley disappeared sorry pal yep and uh yeah this is a good overview because jared maddingly was uh one of the customers at spencers and uh he he got on missing what was he buying t-shirts with weird phrases on it it's not that's like the voices in my head told me don't shoot sorry i'm late i'm gay and i was having gay socks like those types of shirts yeah we had to get that would custom made for you yep all right let's watch this

video jared maddingly disappeared after taking his car to the shop back on october 15th weeks later his body was found and now his mechanic is facing a murder charge channel two's brittany jeffers spoke to maddling's girlfriend today all right let's talk about Jared's girlfriend. I want you to meet Kathleen Wilkinson. Kathleen, she's a bit upset. This is a tough thing to have happen. Okay.

Lately, the open road has been lonely for Kathleen Wilkinson. The passenger seat beside her is now empty. This is so painful. I'm not having my best friend here. Her boyfriend of 10 years, Jared Mattingly was found brutally murdered under the Fred Hartman Bridge.

Can you believe that's the best photo they could find of that couple? like it looked like a melting pumpkin kissing a girl on the cheek oh man back that up just a little bad just want to get that image out there for everyone this is the uh the lovely couple bridge lately the open road under the fred hartman bridge jesus christ what is going on with you bennie carl i'm having trouble today okay i'm sorry all that for that that was the best photo they could find to get to the news like oh yeah there there we are cute couple so apparently Not only did Jared love his girlfriend, Kathleen.

He had a second love, too, and it's in my next video clip. Oh, no. What's his other love? First know, his other great love and passion. He loved working on cars, and of course he taught me how to do car stuff, too. Kathleen says they'd been in and out of Spencer Auto Repair Shop in Baytown to get the motor on his prize Nissan 350Z replaced. But there was some friction with the owner over their repairs. I was this big turmoil between Jared and him.

On October 15th, Jared went back to the auto repair shop. I give a hug and kiss. I love you. But Kathleen never heard from him again. So Jared loved working on cars. And who are always the worst customers when you're working on? What's car the guy who thinks he knows everything there is to know? I can imagine car guys get insufferable, especially when you're just professionally trying to do your job.

He's trying to get this niece. on worked on over months. We're talking about this thing started in May. Now we're in October. He still doesn't have it where he wants it to be. So he goes to the shop. Now, this shop is also Cameron Spencer's home. So he works out of his house out of his garage.

Ew. Yeah. So he's going to this guy's house. He goes there to get some more work done on the car. It does not go well. My clip four. All right. That night, police found Jared's car a mile from their home, but no trace of him.

And two weeks later, police found his body. And the first thought that came in my head was, call Cameron. That man is the owner of Spencer's auto repair, Cameron Spencer. On Thursday, Spencer turned himself into Chambers County authorities. The magistrate in Harris County says he confessed to the murder. All right. He confessed to the murder more on that in a moment. But first, let's explain what this crime was in my last clip here.

Okay, let's find out. Sounds like the crime was murder. Defendant struck the complaint. and with a hammer. According to court documents, Spencer says he, quote, wrapped Jared with plastic and duct tape. He then stated he, quote, poured gas on Jared's body and lit him on fire. That must have been pretty serious.

It's a pretty serious thing to do to somebody, would you say? It's not a great thing to do to somebody, you know. So it gets crazier because you heard on that news report that Jared turned himself in. You think, why would you do that? You know, they found the body two weeks, nowhere near the car. Why would you turn yourself in? well it turns out he told detectives when they came and questioned him because this was the last place that anyone saw Jared he said oh yeah you left the shop around 730 and i haven't seen him i haven't seen him that since that he drove away but then the police checked the surveillance footage from nearby businesses and saw that Jared's Nissan actually left at 815 and was being followed by Cameron's Honda Odyssey his van yes so he didn't explain that to police officers so investigators brought Cameron's wife Samantha in for an interview.

Samantha is not great at lying. She tells them, oh yeah, he had planned on killing this guy before he showed up to the shop. That was his plan all along. Uh-oh. Apparently, Samantha said that Cameron told her to leave their children

and don't come back until he called her. He called three hours later and had his wife follow him in the car as he abandoned the car. No shit. His wife helped. Yeah, so the wife was an accomplice because she followed him so you can pick him up

and drive him back to the shop. And then Cameron's father-in-law told police that Cameron confessed to him that he killed Jared with a hammer. So his wife and her dad are snitches, man. It's fucked up. That is fucked up. And you know what pisses me off about this? What's that?

I know that my wife and my father allowed you the same thing to me. I know. It's fucked up. So Jared's still at the shop. And so they completely wrap him in duct tape and plastic. And they load him up onto the flat bed of a truck. Okay. And they drive them to that bridge that we saw in the news article where they're going to dump the body.

but first he shoots him in the back of the head with a gun. Good choice. And then pours gasoline on him and sets him on fire. Now, was he under the bridge when he set him on fire? Yes. What a fucking idiot thing to do. Don't start a fire somewhere near where people could see it. They didn't find the body for two weeks, though.

Okay. So he actually was going to get away with that. If not for Samantha, her dumb conversations with the investigators. So then it turns out that Jared posted a complaint. in May on a website called ripoffreport.com. Is this it right here? Advising customers to stay away. And I found the actual page right here where it says Spencer's auto repair Cameron,

Spencer played me for a fool half-ass repaired my vehicle and made me pay the price, Baytown, Texas. Now you can see there as you scroll, this is back and forth, back and forth between Cameron and Jared. There's going back and forth like, no, I didn't do that. Yes, you did. No, we did everything we could do. You didn't pay for that.

Oh, yes, I did. I never got what I was supposed to get. And it just goes back and forth. So Spencer manually appear to be pretty angry with each other as they're attacking each other. Wow. I mean, some of these are bent over backwards for this guy with the 350 Z. Yep. The guy with the 350 Z is a fraud.

So he's definitely fucking pissed off about this. Now, if you scroll down more, I'll just read it to you. But it actually has the, yeah, all that text in there is what was written. And this guy's fired up. about it. So he says, to fix the issue that I had with the brakes when I picked up the car came to a total of $285. As for the ongoing engine issues, that's going to cost well over $7,500 to get repaired correctly. So the half-assed work I received and was charged $2,200 for will be costing me almost $10,000 to have redone and done properly. I picked up my car in

March of 2018. As of October 2018, Cameron continues to give me the runaround. I should mention what I'm reading to you right now was written on this website, the day of the murder. So before he brought his car in, he decided to go to the ripoff report.com and bitch some more about this guy and how annoyed he is. He refuses to double-check the work, wants me to take down my consumer complaints. I am beginning to wonder of Cameron and his racing buddy with the red 350 Z swapped my good engine with the worn out engine from his buddy's red 350 Z. Those are famous last words. Also, I think it's funny that my engine cover comes up missing and miraculously his racing buddy happens to have a spare one. Ha! Makes you wonder!

My last little addition to this update, Cameron's Little Shop Monkey, Abraham Jeffries, who supposedly knew more about me than I did, ended up in jail in Arkansas due to nine outstanding warrants in six different counties. So this guy's doing a deep dive on his employees. I love that he calls him a shop monkey. You know, I'm going to go ahead right here

and just post Mechanical Apes comment here. He says, a Yelp reviewer, Carl, why would you bring in a justified killing he makes a good point i mean this guy really is asking for it like all you're doing is making me less sympathetic to the victim by reading this car the guys he just wanted to get a new motor put into his sweet nissan 350 z no he was a piece of shit you can't backtrack now and he couldn't get the guy to do it and so the guy he puts in the complaint on the website he's like all right i have just this murder this fucking guy i said straight up just fucking murder him yeah and he did

so uh for that i say cameron spencer is the creepiest auto mechanic couldn't fix the car and then killed the customer vote for car at the creepoff do you have another video here from reddit or something that you wanted to play that's for something else oh okay didn't realize yeah that's for carl's cop cam coming up got it got it all right carl uh i got a fun surprise for everybody who's watching life if you go to the creepoff dot com right now in a separate window obviously keep the show on the poll's already up oh start voting now baby oh so now we can see who's cheating how many votes have we already gotten for vini before i even presented mine.

He finds new innovative ways to cheat on this show. This is what the listener's asked for, Carl. I'm pulling it up right now. We're going to look together. Yeah, you know what? I think I'm going to pull it up too over here because I know what you're going to vote for or do they see what the score is. I'm not going to do anything.

Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you got to be my vote. I vote for Vinny. Oh, he doesn't tell you the total though. Yeah, see, 83% of the vote goes to me right now. Yeah, see, this is cheating. Anyway, that's how you guys vote.

everything's cheating that's how you vote you go to the creepoff.com we don't take your information or anything like that no you just feel free to vote have fun with it just vote once though don't be a dick just vote once we check it we do check that yeah so uh make sure you vote people all right so that brings us to the most exciting segment on the creepoff which is of course carl's cop cam i can't wait to see car's cop cam fight with the cops for no reason Will you please show me cause Cockham Lose all your rights Ruin your life

All right this one came in from Captain Cannabis And what's happening here is that the police Are responding to the Atlanta airport After receiving multiple calls about a woman acting crazy Now this woman was at a Buffalo Wild Wings And left without paying the check and so multiple airport employees were trying to confront her

and she's acting nuts so this is where we join where the police officer is trying to find where this woman is at so that's your clip number one that is it oh sorry folks there's a preview for you

oh my gosh stop stop oh no So she's just sprayed a fire extinguisher. She's spraying the fire extinguisher everywhere onto the cop right at the cop. It looks like this cop is straggling her like Homer Simpson strangled. Trying to get her to stop doing it. So you see, you can't even, there's no visibility because this fire extinguisher is just filling up the terminal right now, which would piss me off so much if I was in this fucking airport.

Like, oh, fuck you lady, really. People are missing their flights when this shit happens. You know that for a fact. Oh, my God. You know what I would do if I was this cop? with all the smoke here, if there wasn't a body cam, I would get this fire extinguisher and just bash her brains in with it.

And what the smoke was like, Wahapa! Wahapa! She had a bump on her head before I saw her, before I got here. They said she was acted weird. Well, she must have bashed her own head with this fire extinguisher. So she's just running around with a fire extinguisher, just shooting it around.

And, uh, of course, she's going to start resisting arrest in my next class. Oh, good. This is another police officer running up to the scene. So you can kind of see what's going on. Everyone's cleared out. There's fire extinguisher juice everywhere. Put your hand in your body back.

No one ever puts their hands behind their back. You ever notice that, Benny? Nobody wants to. It's not a natural position to be in. Easy instruction. She's still not putting her hand behind her back. And her face is covered with that shit. That's just awful.

That's probably bad for you. I'm justing that. I mean, I'm just lowering that because I don't need to hear five minutes of rustling. Way to edit. Well, I think it's interesting. Well, I think it's interesting to watch. Yeah. Maybe you don't.

All right, so now they drag her onto the jetway. They're dragging her like a child carrying something they don't want to carry. They're just like, ah, one dude's like behind it, just kind of kicking her along. Yeah, just he'd move along. So they drag her to the jetway to get away from the fire extinguisher crap that's everywhere. God damn, I love that. And not him. have a scene going on so you know there aren't a bunch of looky-loos there's just a fucking

trail of white shit for where they're dragging her yep wow yeah so uh this is fun she starts getting verbal she hasn't been verbal up to this point but now we get to hear how she really feels i would love to know what was going on in that house you mean get up you A fucking retard, you're holding me by the hand. Fuck. A scammer does this to me. Go. You're a monster, dude.

You're a monster. She's not happy about being dragged by your ankles. That's fine. Down the jetway. I don't think there's a plane waiting for on the other end of that jetway, though. Dude, I hope they just toss her onto the tarmac. That would be fun. All right.

So apparently, Vinny, she has rights. Did you know that? Uh-huh. She has rights because of her nationality. Don't you give them all up when you go to an airport? Because I'm pretty sure they get away with some fucking evil, heinous shit in airports. Yeah, there's a terms of service that we're all signing off on for sure. All right.

Let's see what's going on with her rights. I'm an American. You can break my bones and I'll see you. Lady, you're about. stop stop why what are you going to do hurt me does it make you feel good yeah it makes you feel good my car is that dv3 yeah it makes you stupid so she's like i know this works guys if you hurt me then i will

sue you and i can also spit on you as you try to detain me because that's my right as an American, obviously. Oh, man, I wish. Why? Okay. Like, when sovereign citizens pull that shit, I think you should say, okay, you're a sovereign citizen,

you're not a citizen of America, and just beat the fuck out of them right there. Is that the, yeah, that's probably the rules, right? I think it should be the rules. But when you start bragging, I'm an American and I'm going to skirt the laws, that shit, she might be out of her mind

is what's going to fuck us all up later. She might be a little bit out of her mind. Yeah. But she's got that shit over her face So the cop is like Do I ever to wash it off your face? She's like no, no So finally he just gets his bottle of water

And helps her out But I think she thinks she's being tortured As this is happening She's being waterboarded You're fucking monsters Okay, all right, what, yeah Okay, sure Stop

Stop You hear me, stop You're waterboarding Should a new Brazil It's a shit It was called me Okay, 7.01 Stop!

Get off of me! Biting me again, kicking your face. You picked me in the face Because I bit you! You're a lone life. He's a fucking scratch. I'm allowed to bite the cops. That's my right.

Oh, my God. I kicked you because you were biting my leg. Yeah, I know. It was biting your leg. Uh, okay. Well, we're on the same page. I would not be good. I would not be good as a cop.

I wouldn't either. I would not deal with it the way these officers do. These guys are fucking pros. They are pros. But she needs some help here, Vinny, my clip number six. Yeah, I'll help her. I need the U.S. Embassy. No!

Don't stop? There was a foreigners. Hold on. Hold on. There was a foreigner. There was a foreigner. pay for a murderer who said that he would pay for our meal and I left to tip and they came after me and this is what happened oh the forer did it makes sense to me she mentions Brazil don't she thinks she's in Brazil or what's going on but I guess a Brazilian guy was buying her dinner at the Buffalo Wild Wings but not really huh yeah so I guess that's where all of this started and Yeah, when she got chased down trying to leave the restaurant and then decided to grab the fire extinguish.

Well, I'm glad she was able to handle this little mix-up in such a mature way. Oh, yeah, no, it gets even more mature than that. Let's see if we can call some cops some names. Oh, perfect. You do all that you want to, you're not hurting me. And if you do hurt me, I'm going to press charges on you. All right, there goes the spit hood. There you go.

There you go. Ready for the ball. No. You think you guys are going to treat me like a dog? Yeah, we're having you put down. She's being very difficult. That's shit to deal with you. Don't do that, okay?

Don't do that, okay? Oh, my foot, damn it? Oh my foot, damn it? Oh my foot, damn it, I have fuck gashes. ashes in my wrist, you pussy, bitch. You're a pussy. You're a pussy. Oh, my own face.

Yeah, she's still trying to spit through the spit hood. I'll spit in my own face all day because I have an American, you pussy. I hate her very much, but what she's doing, folks, who are just listening to the show. And we love you who are just listening to the show. What she's doing is that move that kids do when you're trying to get your kid to go somewhere. and they just drop all their weight to the ground. They try to put her in a chair and she's just wildly uncooperative. Yeah, she's just basically going limp and trying to fall on the floor.

Yeah. So, you know, at that point, you kick her in the throat. Well, I have to say that the mainstream media in this country did a great job when we had the George Floyd incident of training all of these dummies that all cops are evil and awful people and you should treat them with zero respect as you're going to see in my next clip here. you fuck murderous pieces of dog shit you fuck pig ass bitches she pissed herself what did i tell you earlier get off me you better stop you rapist i bet you beat your fucking wife too you senseless fuck cow i was wondering if she pied herself too i think that

might be from the fire extinguisher once the cop grabbed her it went up against her maybe But she also might have beat herself. That's very possible. She's on a lot of substances, it seems like. Yeah, she sucks. Okay. So the cops have a very good attitude about all of this. As you've been pointing out, like, you wouldn't be able to deal with this woman for a second.

You'd need her in the face. I'd be like, everybody turn around. You're right. Camera's off. That's the last thing you want to hear when the police trying to detain you. Oh, no. Look, my body camp seems to stop working. Oh, no.

Cameras off is the name of this episode. Yes. mother fuck lady you have been the you have been the highlight of my day yeah so this cops love me just like i don't get to do this too often that was pretty fun and then i like that cop and then this is where things take a turn okay well you labeled this aunt's future wife yes

Oh, she said it. I finally said it. My car is over there. You finally said it. I knew that was coming. Yeah, you're a... You're both a bunch of... I'm so glad you finally came out with it. I knew there was something behind all that. I just knew it.

Oh, I just knew it! Black Lies Matter. You know, it's run by white people, right? Oh, I don't know that. You ain't got to tell me that. Yeah, you stupid. Fuck. Jesus.

Wow. This bitch is really talking on both sides of the spit hood. First, it's like all the cops are the bad ones, and now it's like, all the by, okay. Yeah, I don't know who she's friendly with to be honest with you. I think she just might be difficult. And then she gets a little bit more hardcore than that in my next clip. Oh, no. If you're people such a bad name.

If you weren't such an ignorant fucking ghetto, he wanted to stay in the ghetto. It is. All right. Now, who's giving whose race a bad name in this episode, Fiddy? Although she goes, it's people like you. It's why people don't like black people. Like, no, this is why people hate carrots, actually.

This is specifically why. This is an astounding turn of attitude. Right? I know. I wasn't expecting this. So then we get back to the precinct, Vinny. Okay. And this is a little bit of a longer clip.

I'll apologize in advance for that. But I just thought it was fun the way they walk her. She's still trying to spit on them and stuff. And they're walking her to her new residency. All right. You do not have my consent to lay your hands. So the spit hood's back on. She thinks she thinks she thinks she thinks she.

She can tell them not to touch her, which is ridiculous. She said, right her own face out of it. She's so stupid. I'm talking to spin on the bulleted board. Not the bulletin board. No. No, I'm not pulling in here. Oh, yes, you are.

I'll lean up against the wall. Throw it like a sack. Throw her. Now lose that key. That's in there, man. I told you started up there. I said, oh, I see this phone. That's what I said.

You got a little bit of you. Get a little bit, don't you? Get a little bit, don't you? Like, whoa, lady. Yeah. I was waiting on it They're having a lot of fun with that What I liked about that

Because we watch a lot of these When they go back to the precinct And then they sit them down somewhere On a bench And then they're still being unruly These people aren't fucking around They're like right into the jail cell With you, we're done here

We'll talk later I gotta tell you man I'm gonna go off of an assumption That's not the first time This woman wore a hood Based on the way that she's talking But these cops are handling this so well I know they're loving it

It's astounding. It really is. Good for them. I would be a bad cop. Again, I would just be a bad cop. Again, I don't know if people missed their flight because of this, but what a piece of shit. If you act up in an airport, you deserve to die. Because if I miss my connection, fuck you.

All right. I hope you die choking on your own luggy inside of a spit hood and a holding cell. Well, these guys are laughing at you. I have another fun video or one more video from this. And apparently, because these guys are all having fun with this, apparently the video of this is, already gone up online. Okay. Check this out.

Okay. Yeah, that's her. Sarge is online already. I'm saying that to me. Please say that to me. Why is that? They already found the video. So I decided to track this down.

This is my other link, my, um, subreddit, abrupt chaos. And, uh, this is, okay, what we're about to see here. is someone who's just filming what's going down. So this is not obviously cop cam footage. But what's really cool here is that you're going to see, yeah, is there a way to just make that? I'm trying to, buddy. What you're going to see here is this,

what happened is this woman went down into a hallway. She's not supposed to go into. Okay. You know, only professional personnel are allowed there. So she gets chased by these Delta employees. And that's when we see how this all started. Look, you see, she's going in there. They're like, nope, no, ma'am, no, no, no.

And then she comes out with the fire. Oh, yeah. Fucking Ultimate Warriors music hits. Dund, do, do, do, dot, dot, dot, dot. The smoke. So this is where the cops coming up right here and grabbing her. I mean, you can barely see anything that's happening. And then she gets thrown up against the wall.

The other cop comes running in, I think, in a moment. No, you can't touch it. Yeah, here comes that other cop that we saw the footage from. Yeah. So that's fine. That cop just kind of bozzyed out in there. Yeah, I liked it. I was able to track that down.

Her name is Jennifer Holder. She was arrested for multiple accounts of assault battery and obstruction. That'll do it. So thank you, Jennifer, for being so entertaining. But fuck you for making people miss their flights. Yeah, you're a piece of shit, Jennifer. Go fuck yourself. Carl, guess what time it is?

Oh, what time is it? It's time for voicemails. The creepoff voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Police responded to four stabbings in a 24-hour period downtown. Hang tight, guys. We'll be back for the other nine when we can. See you in Syracuse. Stabbings.

What is this? The UK? Not Syracuse. Get some guns. All right, Carl. We have a consequence suggestion. from a listener. Great.

I've got a fun consequence idea. Loser dumps a vial of glitter on themselves during the next street. So it's going to cost like $1.50. You can do it immediately. And the consequence that will stick with you for probably eight fucking months because that shit doesn't come out of anything. So, yeah, thank you, fuck you by. Oh, and once a consequence is done,

I feel like it should just be taken off the board. We do that. Yeah, we do take them off. Except for the money one because we both like that one. I don't. I love it. No, the Gary Glitterbaum that he suggested is a bad idea for Vinny's sake because this is his studio that we're in.

Oh, we would do it outside. It would be outside. There's no way out of it. Yeah, that would not be good to do it in here. Yeah. So Carl. I'll do it in the Rickles room. No, you won't.

That's fine. That's probably fine. Nope. All right. Someone calling about the story we played of the man yelling during his sentencing at the widow. Oh, yeah. She called him a coward. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Interesting thoughts. Okay, the guy that killed the man over the dog poop, the wife called him a coward. This man shot and killed somebody on his son's front lawn in broad daylight over dog poop. I'd say that's the opposite of a coward. that is the most brazen human fucking being on the face of the planet. I don't consider myself too much of a coward, but even though every morning my geriatric neighbor brings us two ancient pugs whose assholes are always on pudding mode,

so I have to rinse my grass off. Is that producer Joe? I still am not brave enough to shoot this motherfucker. Thank you, fuck you bye. It makes a point. I think that was frog from the shoot. network right there. It might have to say, beat the guy up, but if he doesn't have a gun and you do, that's

kind of a cowardly thing to do, shooting someone who's unarmed. That's true. Hey, uh, Bert Rambis has a consequence idea. The loser leave town. Loser leave town match. But I'd never let Carl off that easy. I'd never give him that out. Okay.

Podcast profit here. Podcast profit here. Holy Spirit is once again speaking through me. Vinny, I just, I have to know what? Is it about pickles you don't like? I'm a chef, as I've mentioned before. And the restaurant around, we use pickles on a lot of things, burgers, chicken sandwiches.

You don't have to be a chef to know these things. We make them house-made and all that. Yeah, good. A lot of effort goes into it. I just don't get it. Like, is it the vinegar? Is it the cucumber? Like, did somebody fucking put a cucumber in your ass when you were

kid and you're just anything you know maybe that's maybe that's anyways thank you no no someone raping a cat in the background of that sounded like it oh he's putting a cucumber inside of a oh that's terrible that's not how you make a pickle i mean it's one way but i'm gonna tell you this right now cucumbers i hate as well but pickles i run into more often than i do cucumbers that's probably true so i just hate cucumbers i hate the i fucking hate it fuck that vegetable fuck them Hmm. Like lots of other vegetables. Well, you would think that.

Everyone thinks that. Now, Carl, this call kind of got me. My feathers ruffled a little bit. Oh, good. I like that. We might be going to war. Okay. The creep-off might be going to war.

Hey, Vin, your favorite male nurse again, just a little more detail on this call. When I was out, you know, taking a night off from cleaning shit, to put it bluntly, we went to impractal jokers. Raping patients. But they did a segment on video that called a creep off where they did quote unquote creepy things which is very funny

though don't get me wrong. But I think you have a case here. I think you should get Michael Polpock on the case and go after these guys, go after TBS, go after TNT. I don't even know what fucking they are know but get it impractical jokers you think you can get away with that

without having legal ramifications you're out of your fucking mind that's fucked up right there they're doing a creep off now because they know how popular this show is and so they're trying to fool people they're trying to get additional listeners who are tuning in for

Carl and Vinnie going at it and they're being tricked into watching this impractical joker's show and I believe that that show is once removed from our pal Brian Johnson it is and he goddamn well knows what the creep off is he's probably the one who told him how popular the show is

and tell them Steve Dave about the creep off and then they fucking go and just completely fucking rip us off uh my hell yeah are you actually fucking cucumbers is that what she's trying to say here I mean yeah they're shaped it a way that that seems pleasurable for the ladies

I get it I don't know you want to talk about on the internet though Mahalia's a lady You don't say things like that to her She brought it up You cup of fucker She's the only brought it up man Not me

Oh wow I'm upset All right One more voicemail came in And it's way too long Oh it's Grum TV I'll play a little bit of it I'll see what's going on Hey guys Grum TV

It was nice meeting you at DabbleCon So after the radio's social brunch I went back to my Airbnb And watched that episode of the show Or that week's episode of the show of the show, Creepiest Hasbeens, and it was pretty crazy because Carl's creep that he chose Ryan Grantham, I actually went to school with him in B.C., right? Yep.

But, yeah, no, he was, like, literally, like, the smallest kid in town. He was always, like, super angry. Whenever I saw him around his mom, he always seemed to harbor, like, a lot of anger towards her. My guess is due to her pushing her, or him into child acting. Because he was, like, never at school he was like always away doing acting and whenever he was around he was just that sounds awesome all the fucking really that seems cool uh the murder happened less than a mile way from my okay can i just say that i hope he voted for car also the reason he was pissed is because wouldn't you be you're living the hollywood lifestyle that you got to go fucking slum it in bc come on place worse places and it was like the first murder i had heard my entire 20 years

living in that town um you know what it sounds like to me many one of the reasons he wanted to kill her I think this guy because he didn't want her to find out he had been smoking weed thank you fuck you oh no shit

I think this guy was an accomplice to the murder he helps how do I hang up what do you think I mean he lives right down the street he knows everything about this kid cut this part out

how did he do that okay hold out a second you might be right but let's talk to this guy for a second hey is everybody Brian Johnson hanging out five bucks says my plan is been perfectly executed hashtag a practical joker's hashtag creepoff fucking knew it fucking knew it brian a wolf in sheep's clothing all along we invite you into the creepoff

family and this is how we're repaid this is how we're repaid for that unbelievable you let those motherfuckers know we're coming for them yeah they're going to think they're going to think they just have an incompetent waiter at their table no it's going to be car on the executing our revenge yeah well fuck oh the fries are cold that's too bad got you again you've been impractical jokers you've been impractical joked we got a couple other super chats

coming in on a wonderful super chat Monday the last super chat Monday of August I see you know became a YouTube member thank you also gifted a gifted one guest memberships thank you very much for that we do appreciate it thank you so much Carl that's all we had

there for all right very good so let's do some scum parade what do you say let's do it Scum Parade, take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made Scum Parade, Vinny and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum Parade, stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat scum parade all right carl where do we begin today well let's start with former NFL football player

I can never say this guy's name properly so I'm just let the computer do it for me here okay hold on how do we say this properly goster cherales was arrested in charge with disorderly conduct after the computer knows how to pronounce his name I don't think so either yeah I was gonna say I don't think computers know that but all right well listen it was better than what I was going to say. Goster. Goster. Gaster charyless was arrested in charge with disorderly contact after allegedly drunkenly hitting one man and urinating on another passenger to turn to flight from Boston to Dublin, Massachusetts state police said Monday. Hold on a second. I don't think there was going to Massachusetts, right? They were trying to go overseas?

Yeah, but they ended up not going there because they had to pull them off the plate. Right. So how was there no video of this? Don't know. How did no one pull out their phone? Like, anytime someone asks, up on an airplane. Everyone's phone is out. What's going on here? Well, this is an NFL player doing this shit.

I wish we had it, but we did not. The 40-year-old chairliss, a first-round pick of the Detroit Lions in 2008, also played for the Colts and the Bucks, was arrested early Sunday on a Delta Airlines flight, had to return to Logan International Airport. Troopers ordered chairlists from Wakefield or Boston to leave the plane, but he became irate and uncooperative.

Police said he was then arrested on charges of disorderly conduct and disturbing the flight crew. Now, according to the reports, he appeared drunk when he boarded the plane. He was arguing with the flight crew about his seat. And an hour into the flight, he urinated on an elderly passenger. I have a question about that. Yeah.

I think on an airplane, it would be very difficult to urinate on just one passenger. Wouldn't you think that that would get out a few people? This is an extraordinary man. This is an athlete. That's true. He was a NFL player. That's true. Let me tell you something.

This guy didn't even have to touch his dick to aim. He just bawled his fists. That's impressive. shot like a fucking super soaker. I'm just saying I doubt he p. I'd just one guy. Yeah. Well, then he punched another one and he took the passenger seat before passing it out.

Hey, uh, Goster, listen, if you're listening to this right now, if you're ever on an airplane with me and you want my seat, you got it. Okay? It's yours. You can have it. I'll go to the back. It's fine. Just don't make my seat pissy, guys, sir.

No, honestly, I'm maybe you put up a flight. Just FYI. If you see me on there, you want my seat, dang it. He did, uh, put a post an apology on Monday. He said, he took a strong sleeping medication. that I don't normally use. Oh, is it the kind that makes Roseanne racist? It's called tequila.

Yeah. Which resulted in behavior that is not representative of my character. I don't pee on old people. The judge said it's pretty egregious what you did. And it's statement Monday, Dublin confirmed that there's been an unruly customer on a flight instead of no other, that the other passengers were later flown to Dublin. The airline did not say how long the flight was delayed. Sam Bibley says, Carl Pissing, who said that lady with the fire extinguisher.

It's just fucking going everywhere. I'm just, we're getting everyone on there. playing wet with that. So that is Gossder chairless. Carl, I got another fun lady I want you to meet. Speaking of Roseanne look-alikes. Oh, yeah. This is a pretty fucked up story right here.

A Tasmanian woman appeared in court on Monday over allegations that she performed a sex act involving a live brown trout on a boat after video footage of the incident and went viral online. Do you think the trout was just trying to get back into the water and just went to that area of her body instinctively? He's just like, that's got to be it. Snift his way home. That's got to be it. That is Catherine June Lee. She's 58 years old.

She appeared in court on Monday on charges under the classification publication publications films and computer games enforcement act. One count relates to possessing a bestiality product made between February 22 and January 2023 and two counts of making and reproducing a beastiality product during the same period. Now, her co-accused Ashley David Hallam, which I guess is a dude's name in Tasmania. Yeah. Appeared at court earlier this year in May. He's yet to enter pleas to his charges.

Now, the video in question is labeled Tassie Trout Lady. Look it up if you want. I recommend you don't. It went viral. Basically, it shows her lying on the boat while a man allegedly uses the live trout to perform a sex act on her. Right. and so this is a what we call in the United States a joke and I'll tell you what the problem with this joke is the reason why it ended up turning into criminal charges because too many people masturbated watching it no it's because she's not hot it's the same thing that Brent Hatley and his wife that's how they fucked up their whole career too it's like here's the deal if you want to have sex on the internet and people can watch that great but you got to be hot that's that's the one stipulation

it's a great fucking point yeah because these guys thought it was hilarious they got the trout going down on her and she's like wow this is great and so it's just a funny goof video they put out and then eventually some asshole is just like well this is offensive that woman's 58 years old I wouldn't want to fuck her that poor fish yeah right protects the fish they're worried about the fish that trout's how ugly she is he's going to go back to his school and pass this or out this trauma either way she's in trouble who gives the fuck now carl Australia, can we still have fun, please? Can we keep fun legal, Australia?

What are you doing? You want to have some fun, Carl? Let's talk about a guy who is facing 143 years behind bars for his day out. Okay. Now, this is Eugene Robinson. Okay. 40 years old. He was sentenced this Thursday for a drive-through incident, which spurred a series of crimes,

carried out in the Denver suburb of Aurora in, October of 2022. He pulls a gun on a fast food worker at a Burger King who told police he was scared he was going to be killed after he turned down Eugene Robertson for trying to pay for his order at the drive-thru with a bag of drugs. And they don't explain what the drugs are. They must be really bad drugs if fast food employee didn't want to exchange a burger for them. That's true. I would love to get paid a drugs. Just, hey, FYI, you know, I put my PO box up.

I got no cash, but I got an eight. ate the weed fucking done yeah enjoy your meal sir yeah i don't get paid in drugs enough i don't understand what the problem is here but okay i mean this guy didn't want that i guess now he then walked across the street into a 7-11 and pointed a gun at the head of the store of the head of the store of the store clerk at 7-Eleven having a gun point at their head that's known by 7-11 employees as the c-shift it's not even newsworthy the sea stands for call the cops Not even newsworthy. Roberts did not notice a surveillance camera was in the store and he shot the screen before

Fleed. He thinks that's what's going to delete the footage shooting the screen? Yeah. He saw that there's like a screen showing it. So he shot the monitor. So he shot the monitor. That's almost like in that movie Zoolander where they're like, we got to get the files out of the computer.

As he ran out of the store, Carl. Yeah. He's going evasive maneuvers. They got me on camera. And he starts shooting at people in the parking lot as well. Unbelievable. Yeah. He shot at two people in the parking lot.

Witness at the convenience store told authorities there appeared to be something. off about Robertson. Yeah, his aim. That's what's off about this fucking guy. Get some shooting lessons, you idiots. He was talking about God and carried a Bible with a purple cover at the time of the incident. So that's always fun.

Later that night, a woman who's with friends with Robertson called 9-1 and report that he had fired shots after she refused to open the door of her apartment. So this guy's got a hammering. He just thinks everything's a nail. That's exactly right. He's just running around thinking everything's a nail.

Open the door! He's not knocking. He's just firing in the air. Like, Jose 70 Sam. It's like when Homer got his gun, he's changing the TV channels with it. That's what this guy's doing.

He's just using his gun for everything. Yeah. Hey, can you open this beer for me? Yeah, no problem. Oh, shit. Okay, thanks. Hey, hey, buddy, ring the bell.

Yeah. Just ring the bell. Knock next time. Okay. Police later found Robert said, Heidi behind some bushes at the Woodward's Department of Complex took him into custody. No one was injured in the string of incidents, which is amazing.

So they found him guilty of 17 crime. including eight counts of attempted murder. The terms were given separately leading to his lengthy total sentence of 143 years. That's a long time. He faced a sentence of over 400 years. Okay. I mean, we're just getting silly. That's a long time for a day.

It's probably not even that fun. He didn't really accomplish much. Didn't get his fast food. No. Went into a 7-11. Didn't even get a slurpee. Didn't get the slurpy. He's getting 143 years for breaking a computer monitor.

Pretty much. Yeah. Must have been a nice monitor. All right, Carl. Last story of the day. Let's close out strong. I want you to be Alexis Farrell. Oh, she looks nice.

No. Nope. No. Nope. So she was living in an apartment complex in Canton, Ohio. Police responded late Friday evening to a disturbing incident, which was witnessed by multiple individuals. They found Farrell squatting next to a dead feline. Okay.

now she trying to nurse it back to health like woke dad oh no no no no she was eating the corpse she was literally eating a dead cat raw oh even the chinese know you guys suffered in a stir fry or something you can't just eat it raw you got to slap it in the walk for a little bit yeah you got to put it in the walk or something the ohio woman stomped this cat to death that's why people called the police there was a cat outside and they watched her grow out there and stomped this fucking thing's headed and then she squatted it started eating it like that fucking thing from Lord of the Rings, Gallow. Yeah. Wow. I just have one thing to

say about that. Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. Yeah. That's not someone. Let's talk about Matt, baby. Yes. Let's talk about a yes or three. Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things. METC. Let's talk about Mep. Ape shit media says, I thought black people didn't eat pussy. See, that's a stereotype. We don't believe in those. Always exceptions to the rules. Yeah, Vinny, we got to

put trimeth on the wheel of consequences. No, we do not. Who knows what kind of fun we could be having? We're missing out. So she has been arrested and being held on a $100,000 bond. She does have a hefty rap sheet that includes multiple theft convictions as well as a felony conviction for child endangerment. So she was sued for eviction earlier this year by the Stark County Housing Authority,

but that was dropped. So she was just... I'm just picturing her with like fur all over her face and shit. Dude, just walk up your... description yeah cops reported she had blood on her feet and hands and fur on her lips yeah like ah ma'am you got a little uh fur no no no other side just just right here you got a little bit of cat fur on your i mean this must be embarrassing for you i i apologize just want to help you out here you've been eating calico you've been eating calico they got it on your yeah so that is uh the scum parade

for this week folks thank you so much well that is pretty scummy that's not great viny you've done a great job. I want to point out to the fine folks who are watching live that I'm going to go on and do a Patreon bonus show this afternoon on the Who Are These Podcasts, Patreon, or YouTube if you're on there. And we're going to be going back to Living in the Past with Stuttering John Melendez, the third episode from 2018, the Lost Podcast episodes. And I'm going on there with producer Chris and Jenny Jingles. So tune into that. If you're behind our paywall, get behind our paywall if you're not. That's at 430 Eastern today. All right.

We got a couple of superchats that came in late. Thank you, fellas, for the support. Rocco Orbid doesn't do five bucks says, how about an eight ball of Yeo in exchange for a box of that hot sauce, Carol? Done and done. Jesus Christ. Ah, done and done. Let's go as I'm talking about here, people.

I'm going to negotiate. Jacob Ryan has two bucks says, just because the waitress was bad, you abuse her. Get lost. I didn't abuse her at all. She was so, dude. You keep saying that. You keep saying this, but this woman was completely crazy. I know.

And she did not know what she was doing. I understand. And she threw her hands up in the air and quit. I was sitting right next to where your tey's table was. You were not abusing anyone. Thank you. Jesus Christ. I abused the shit out of my sandwich, but I didn't do anything to the waitress.

All right, folks. That is this week's episode. But before we go, I want to send a special thanks out to our pal kitty, a listener who sent me this lovely piece of art. Now, I believe Kitty, you sent this to try to be here before DabbleCon because there's some stuff in it for OJ, Cardiff, and B-Dabler. Okay. I'm going to make sure they get it all in Detroit. I'm going to take it with me to get it to them. But she sent me my very first official.

Hey, Moonhead. It's nice to be important. It's pretty great. I'm going to keep it back here. That's awesome. It is really cool. Cool. So just wanted to say thank you for that.

Truly appreciate it. Nice stuff. And we'll see you all next week. Go to the creepoff.com for all your links to find a bonus. episodes to vote to find our voicemail number to find our email it's all right there one place the creepoff dot com yeah we got a bonus come up this friday yes sir like we always do and i think we're gonna try to go on uh dick show on sunday that's correct that is correct i'm looking forward to it we don't know what we're doing for our bonus yet but uh we got to keep up this good work man

we're nailing some good stuff so these episodes this past month have been fantastic all right we'll see you guys back here next week and you patrons on Friday. Good gear. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. All right. We'll do it right. It's the cream off. It's the cream off. You think you could get away with that without having legal, legal.

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