The Creep Off - Episode 229: Karl’s Moment of Clarity or Never Put Vinnie in a Corner

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

This week, Danni makes an exciting announcement, Vinnie is on game point and our hosts make their nominations for the creepiest car salesman of all time: In Karl’s Cop Cam we watch a young man get exactly what he deserves, and an Acura gets dented: The Scum Parade we meet a casket thief, an 11-year-old killer and a man who loved his grandmotherThe score is currently Vinnie 4 - Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Las Vegas casket theft suspect 'blacked out from drinking 6 beers' (usatoday.com)‘Depraved’ electrician watched customers in their homes on secretly installed cameras (yahoo.com)11-year-old boy confessed to killing former mayor of a small Louisiana town and his daughter, police say (yahoo.com)Carrollton Man Arrested, Charged with Rape and Incest of Elderly (hoodline.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Hey, dude. What up? We're late. Oh, and what else are we? I know what you are. I'm just late. I'm just doing it. Ah, don't use fucking slurs, Carl.

I know. We're going to get off YouTube. Oh, my God. All right, let's start the show. You're listening to the Carl Network. Attention parents. What you're about to see is not suitable. for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now

if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Oh, boy. Disgusting Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host.

My name is Vinny. And all I have to say today is... Excelsior. True believers. I want to welcome my co-host today. You all know them. You love them. It's hot. Cucka-Cac-C-C-C-C-C-Ril! Oh, my! What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Good to see you, buddy. Carl? I'm glad to have you here for another episode.

I need to start off by writing a couple of wrongs from last week. Okay. The first one is this. The score was three to nothing. I docked myself a point for no reason. A bunch of people emailed in. Okay. We did boats. We did wild card.

And then we did another one. There was three that I beat you in. Okay. You say so. So I'm playing you for point number four for the last episode we did, Creepiest Mechanic. Okay. We've been off. I'm playing for point number four.

I want to get that out of the gate. Okay. So this current score is three zero. Yes. Until our results girl, Danny, comes in and explains what happened in this two weeks ago. Now, the second thing I like to discuss. Okay. for all of our bonus content subscribers.

All right. We will be doing a very special bonus watch long episode. You will have it tomorrow evening. You are going to enjoy the shit out of it. We are going to do our monthly Hulk Hogan mackalong where we watch him try to act and laugh at his ass. And what show do we pick for this one? I'm excited about it. We're doing Baywatch.

WCW invades Baywatch. Oh, that's going to be great. I'm going to be overstimulated. I'm really going to go cuckoo on this one. It's going to be too much. It's got Vader. it's got Rick Flair It's got macho man

Oh boy I'm going to be over simulated by this Kevin Sullivan's going to be there too God rest his soul And I'm just super excited So those are the two things We missed Friday There was a scheduling issue

No sure was Vinnie Yeah Carl decided to go ride his bicycle Apparently Chris and Vinnie Were here in the studio And I was gallivanting along Park Ave on my bicycle Yeah You look like Kermit the Frog

And the Muppets Take Man when he's just riding along on his frog and his little frog bike with his frog legs. His legs are thicker than mine, but yeah. Yeah. Kevin Brennan would make fun of this, but he was there with you. True. I passed him. He's like, ah, you young whippersnappers.

Swearing a yellow helmet is cute. It was cute. So glad to be here with you guys today. Let's get things started with our results, girl. To tell us who won the last episode we did in the category creepiest mechanic, oh my God. It's Danny. Danny, Reading results

Oh dandy Please won't you post that fanny All over The Patreon Danny Danny That body's so uncanny Voice smooth like lamb and shandy Oh yeah she's

My creep girl Hello Hi Danny How are you all Good good to see you I've missed you I know It's been so long

Too long I feel like it has been a long time. You look great. Thank you. You really do. You look great today. I'm just curious if you could tell me who won the last game we did. Am I played for GamePoint today?

What was the category last time? Creepiest mechanic. Creepious mechanic. Yep, yeah. I'm at zero. Danny has us both wildly distracted today. I know. I brought in Cameron Spencer.

No, I brought in Yeah, Cameron Spencer Yeah, I didn't I forget the name of my guy All right, well, let's see Let's see what happened here Hopefully the people are figuring out how to vote now At the creepop.com for who about the biggest creep?

Oh yeah, so make sure you guys go vote No cheating There's some cheating going on Carl, your book report is super late by the way Oh gosh, I'm getting scolded by the teacher Right at the beginning of class Get up, Daddy, get him. Get him.

I'll get it. I'll get it. You're right. Okay, for the creepiest mechanic. 53% of the vote. So super close. Yeah. Vinnie, Winnie, once again.

Oh. Oh, shit. Please. Man, this is a huge deal of the sport. Right. With the eyes here. Oh, go. Four points of this route.

I'm going for the street. Sweet, baby. I've never swept you before, Carl. This is lame. This is lame because you are still getting my Patreon money until I can get a victory over here. So I'm going to need all of the Cuzzaroos to vote at the creepoff this week. Vote for Carl, please.

We've got to keep this round going. No, we don't. Got to start a comeback. I got to start a rally. I mean, how many consequences do you need to get behind? You know, we talked about the last episode. one that I have to do. I'll do it. I would like to point out something. Yes. We had talked about a penalty if you do not finish your consequence by the next time you spin the wheel. Now,

you've already spun the wheel since that other consequence. That is true. So if I win today and you don't finish your book report by next week, I think you get an extra consequence. Okay. All right. That's fair. That's fair enough. Fuck yes. I can't believe I talked them into that. That makes sense. You're right. You're right sweet all right so dandy i really really want to say thank you for that and i just want to remind carl that that was one more for the good guys now danny you've been keeping secrets i have danny's been keeping secrets everybody are you going to divulge these secrets that you have danny it's one big one you know what i bet it is i bet she's in love with one of the viewers and she's ready to tell us which viewer it is that she's in love with is it mr

Magenta. Did he win your hearts? Is it that she has an only fan? That's also a possibility. What could it be? I'm in love with all the viewers. Oh. That's good.

Even the smelly ones? A lot of them are smelly ones. Even the smelly ones. Yeah. The true believers tend to stink. It's fine. I can't smell them from here. It's okay.

All right. So what's going on? yeah um i'm i'm i'm currently 30 weeks pregnant whoa yeah look at you you look very excited boy you're very excited about it too daddy was this a surprise that happened um yeah it was a it was a huge surprise because i have an iudian place still no who's your doctor doctor steve the fuck yeah i pulled that out with some other fluids um wow well congratulations So you're 30 weeks in already. Yep.

Wow. So when does that mean that this little baby is due? November 11th is the due date. Wow. Coming up quick. Yeah, yeah. I've had two C-sections already. So they had a schedule one for 39 weeks instead of, you know, 40.

Now, everybody's asking the same question. They want to know which one of us is the father. Are you going to out which one of us did it? Is it Vinny Jr. or Carl Jr.? Oh, is it a boy? If it's Carl's Jr., you're getting sued. Hold on a second. It's a girl?

It's a girl. I say you name her Carl. Carla. Future results girl. Carla, the future results girl. Oh man Think about that Well congratulations

People who are wondering why We haven't got a photo shoot for the Patreon yet This has slowed things down a little bit On that front So one of these days We'll see if they make maternity cow bikinis Yes That would be great too

But congratulations Danny We love you We're very happy for you and your family Drunk engineer is a good idea Why don't you name her Lady Kay Lady Kay It's a great idea All right

Lady Clay All right Do you have a name picked out yet? Oh, that's a good question Or should we start flooding you with suggestions? Possibly, we're thinking like Lilith, I think I like that a lot. Okay, that's pretty.

That's a good name. I'm just going to go ahead and say this right now to the people who are listening to this. We will not stand for you sending her baby tiny cow bikinis That is not cool. No. It's a baby.

Do that shit over the Sandusky Network. Don't you do that? We don't do that shit over here. Take it down to Bama. If you're going to do that shit. Someone's going to clip this and be like, yeah, I knew it. See? They're all saying it.

I'm switching sides, everybody. Oh, my God. Thanks to Michael P. and Buffalo for making me the shirt and gave me to be a dabble God. That shirt's disturbing. All right, Danny. Congratulations. Don't have that baby before we.

see you next week and we're happy for you. Talk to you soon. Thank you. Bye, bye, daddy. Little babies coming, Carl. Yeah, very exciting stuff. It is exciting stuff. Another addition to her family. A new little creepo running around. That's right. We need everyone who likes the creep off to have children. We've got to keep this audience growing. Good idea. Or start it growing. That'd be good too. That'd be neat. That'd be good. So, Carl, today's category, we are kind of sticking around the old car lot and we did creepiest mechanic this week we are going to do creepiest car salesman which i think is a fun fucking category because these people are scumbags really my reputation use car salesmen or scumbags well i come from a long line of

my dad owned a car lot and he was a goddamn career criminal that's all of fame worthy go look true go listen to that patreon bonus episode but my brother my idiot brother was a car salesman i mean I've had nothing but bad experiences with these people. Yeah, I mean, without YouTube, Chad Zumak would be a card salesman. It's the only thing's stopping that. You'll look great in a Kia. Yes. So, my creep

today, folks, I'm going first. So ring that bell. I've decided to kind of take it easy on you today, Carl. I'm going to tell you the story of the creepiest car salesman of all time and he is not a murderer, he is not a rapist, he is not a pedophile. He is just a cold, heartless son of a bitch who will hurt anyone and anybody to get what he wants. I don't sell cars.

That's true. You don't. But my creep from Detroit is Ricardo Perez. No, Ricardo Perez. The Ricardo Perez. I got a car off him. Well, you might want to check the title on it. Uh-oh.

This guy is an unbelievable scumbag. Here's what happened. He was a car salesman for a company called Dick Scott's Jeep Ram, Dodge, Chrysler in Plymouth, Michigan. But apparently, sticking to selling cars wasn't enough for him because he was fired in the summer of 2021 for fraud and theft. The problem was Carl. He continued to sell cars. Oh, that's fun. Right.

He pulled a George Costanza. Carl? You just show up, just keep showing up to work. He pulled a Bernie Madoff. Okay. That's worse. Yes. So instead of fighting a job in another dealership or something like that, he just took his contacts from Dick Scott's place and started contacting those people with a what I would call a very, very spiteful, slightly borderline sadistic scheme.

All right. Now, I say that because he purposely fucked over everybody, but he did this under the guise of COVID, Carl. COVID helped him do this. So in the grift, he would call and still pretend to be a salesperson from Dick Scott Jeep and allegedly offer customers what's known as a lease pull ahead. Okay. Which means you could get a newer car now and get out of that lease contract if you're not happy with it. Now, instead of meeting people at the dealership, to take. talk about this and to make these deals, because of COVID, he'll just come to you or he'll meet

you somewhere else. That's very convenient. If you can stop by my lunch hour at work, we could talk about this. I'd love to get a new vehicle. That's great. And what he would do is he would arrange for these people to turn their cars back in and then he would bring them a different car or a new car. They would put down their deposits with him. They would sign all their credit papers with him. And they're doing this all anywhere but the dealership. Ricardo, thank you so much. You're making this so convenient for me and you know i actually i'm not loving this car i like a new one so thank you for reaching out being proactive you're one of the better car salesmen i've had thank you well you see what he was doing was he was taking these people's cars and obviously not returning them to dick scots so these people

are still on the hook for these payments for their least cars right and then he would sell their least cars to another customer who he called and vice versa he would just flip these cars around on people nice and sometimes when people want to newer models of cars What he would do, Carl, is he would find the car somewhere at another dealership. He would go there with all these signed credit applications and everything, put it in there, and he would agree to payments, sign contracts in the names of these other people, and then tell these other people that their payments were hundreds of dollars lower. Nice.

He's getting them deals. That's great. So say he says, hey, listen, I'm going to put you in a new Toyota Tacoma. You're not going to believe this. With this interest rate, I got you $500 a month. Oh, my God. It can't be. The payment's $1,400 a month, but these people have no fucking clue.

They just signed this paperwork with this asshole in a parking lot. And they're like, oh, yeah, with your money down, I'm going to need $3,000 down. So he's taking cash payments from people. It was cash only. Yep. And these idiots were following for it. Now, he didn't stop there, Carl. He didn't stop there.

How do you get away with something like this? You just keep it rolling. Keep it rolling for forever. It'll never get caught. You can't. The gravy trade will never add. Just go, go, go. Let me tell you who the victims were in this.

Now, these weren't just his contacts. These were people from his kids' baseball league. Oh, no. Like nine families from his kids' baseball league. Families from church that he knew. Okay. So all of these people knew his name. They knew exactly who the fuck he is.

And he's doing, he's literally, at the point, by the time he gets arrested, there's 40 people who have filed complaints that he has done this to. What are they complaining about because they actually had to pay full price for these cars that they got? They didn't realize that? After the first three months of him doing this, Carl, you see, when he started it, what he would do is he would sign them up for these crazy payments or he would basically just give them somebody else's car. And it's completely insane the way he thought he would get away with this. But he would tell them that their first three months payments were waived.

Nice. I like that. That's a good deal. It's not a good deal. You got to get caught up, you know? You just put a lot of money down in the car. you probably used all your savings and stuff give you a few months

it's so bad what he did to these people Carl he is such a piece of shit because not only do they have the payments that they're not paid on their other car that they turn did they're not paid the giant new payments they have that they don't even know that they have for three months so the first three months

they're just driving around they get everything is fine until they get a call from the credit company going hey you owe us about you know $6,000 because you haven't major car payment. Yeah, well, that's on them. They think things are too good to be true. I don't know. This guy seems like he's doing a lot of nice things for the community. He's doing not one nice thing for anybody. And fellow churchgoers, this guy seems like a legit guy. So one lady, right? Uh-huh.

One lady that was at the baseball league with the kids, she said that he pocketed the money. So by the time ally and fraud department got us, it was too late. I also found out that he took out a loan on a 22 Dodge Ram on top of my Jeep that I had no clue about. in my name so he was just buying other vehicles under people's credit as well so this was just an insane abuse of the systems these dealerships this guy worked there so he knew how to fucking get around dumb salesman I was going to say every time I've gone to a dealership they always need to see my license they usually take a copy of it dude there's so many people who drop the ball in this okay there's over a hundred victims Carl victims they got sweet rides

victims. So they got to pay for their cars that they got. So do I. They all were expecting to pay for the cars that they got. They didn't expect to be completely lied to and stolen from. Straight up stolen from. When life gives you lemons, Vinnie. His kids

friends at baseball. Old ladies. One guy, he's a firefighter. And he basically stole almost a year's salary from this guy. These people live in Detroit. They don't know how the car business works. They don't have to have to pay for your car at some point? Why do you think all those people have jobs downtown? Because you do have to pay for the

car. They know they have to pay for the car. This guy got around on the reputation of being a popular, beloved guy in the community. Why did they lose his job? Because he was a thief and a scumbag. And it caught up with him at his job and they fired him. So he said, you know what? I'm going to get revenge on the dealership and I'm going to fuck over everyone that I know. That sounds like a fun time though, doesn't it? It sounds like he was having a lot of fun with that. So listen, I don't know why he did this, but there are rumors and some people have made some innuendos into the fact that this might be... Let's talk about meth, baby. Let's talk about a yes-a-ree. Let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things, meth and see.

Let's talk about meth. I can't say that for sure, because I don't know, but I will tell you this. In 2023, he pled guilty to seven counts of various fraud. even though there was over a hundred victims. Guess how much time he got? I'm going to guess one year probation and community service. Carl, he was sentenced to one to five years for each count. Oh, that's one to five.

That's a pretty big range then. Well, not really because he was paroled on September 12th of 2023. He's out and about. Beautiful. That's what I figured. That's what I figured. Let me tell you something. Podcast Hitman is sitting in.

a jail cell just sitting there he's not even like convicted yet i know he's been in the years already fucking out on the street he's ripping off grandmas and families you know what viti you're right pocket hitman is a great person who deserves to be set free maybe we should start a petition for macomb county oh eat shit and die carl vote for viny at the creepoff dot combe by the way i got to read it at some point oh really yeah well we got a bonus episode on friday we do carl you better hope you win because if you don't and you don't do your presentation about about fucking uh i'm stuttering now helga man's book helga man's book you're double fuck next week all right man i get you remember that when you go into this i get you buddy

all right listen i got a great presentation i showed you mercy today you better do something good okay fair enough i i have a great presentation for you i found a great car salesman creep by the name of robert wayne bearden bearden managed a used car dealership that his brother owns. Oh, no. So because he's a manager, he has more leeway than typical salespeople. So he's able to like negotiate. You know, it's the son of that. I got to go in the back office and see what they say about

this or that's like he can kind of make the decisions, which is nice. So this couple comes in. It's two people in their 30s with their daughter. Okay. And they need a car. Show him a sedan, Bob. They can't afford the payments. They can't afford the payments.

And Bearden's great. He's like, okay, well, let's figure it. this out. I want to get you guys at a car. You need a car, even though you can't afford it. He gets creative with it. Can you get a co-signer? He figures out the payments are going to be like $281 per month. So he says, okay, what can you guys give me that's relatively that value? My brother owns the dealership. I can work it out. As long as we have something that's of that value, I can get you in this car that you'd like. And as it turns out, $281 is just the right amount to get oral and doggy style

from their 14 year old daughter this guy decided that as long as you bring your daughter once a month and let me fuck her so if I could just give her the shocker and tea bagger from time to time now I told you I used to sell cars

right? Oh no I forgot about that yeah yeah yeah I did it for a little while I got a job at this dealership because my dad and my brother knew this guy and I needed a summer job so they like made me be a car salesman wait did you just suck someone off no oh but what they would do right when you would have these people like when you're doing these transactions and they have them sitting at the table and you're negotiating they would have you call when it came to the trade in you would

have to call in and have this fate conversation with the manager in front of the people right and they'd be like uh ask me uh what the uh what the trade allowance would be for that car be saying oh what's the trade allowance for that gym and like you just follow whatever their bullshit is this guy, I can imagine the phone calls that he's made. He's like the manager of the place. He's like, ask him if her daughter does AIDL. He's just on the other end of the phone. This is insanity.

Wow. Holy shit. Way to go, Carl. Well, he also, he also did this thing where he took all these photos of her naked and performing sex acts on him, which was discovered by the police when they searched the dealership. I have one question. I got an important question here. You're willing to give up your

14-year-old daughter for this. What kind of car, are we talking? Okay, that's actually my my punchline here, Vinnie. He was charged with child rape and possession of a firearm by a felony. He pleaded guilty who sent us to 10 years in prison and the reason why

you should vote for car with the creepoff.com is because this couple gave their 14-year-old daughter for sexual favors in return for a 1998 Dodge Caravan. I knew it was going to be a man. Also, I think the There's six or seven other people that they traded their daughter for favors, so it wasn't just for cars.

But that's beside the point. Robert Wayne Bearden is the creepiest car salesman. Now, I'll tell you what. A couple of rules is going to be. You're going to bring your daughter out every month around the 14th. Yep. You're going to put the back seats down in that caravan. And rule number two, and the van is a rocket.

Right. Fucking holy shit. So, yeah, that's a creative way. you didn't even have me show the picture of this guy oh yeah let's show the picture of this guy let's see what oh you're pulling a stuttering oh that's our voice pal yeah i thought you're showing your inbox no i was looking for the dating sites you were uh signed up for for a second there yeah i did uh send a photo and robert wayne beard in 66 years old looks just like you would think from a car salesman who works there because his brother owns the place there he is i mean you could you could cast that that's like the guy fargo basically now about the undercoat in you're going to have to let me undercoat your daughter if you want the undercoat you're going to have to let me give your daughter a top coat very good oh christ uh so vote at the creepoff dot com vini today is a very special day

why is that carl well because both of our teams won yesterday and because they play football on sundays that means today is super chat monday Ah, the day after Football Sunday. That's correct. Super Chat Monday, Rocco Orby says, Suck Carla, you insecure twat. And the reason why I bring up the super chat portion of the show is because a one Chad Zumach has claimed that I'm addicted to super chats

and I'm on the internet every single day begging for super chats. And so I did a video responding to that. And he has at least a dozen sock accounts, Vinny. If you look at the comments that are underneath this video I just posted yesterday on who are these podcasts, every person who supports Chad supports the exact same way. Oh. And they all think that I'm an insecure twat. And it's amazing how much time that guy has to just create all these different accounts.

You think Rocco Orby is Chad? No, Rocco Orby definitely is not. But that's where he's getting the insecure twat thing from. Got it. Got it. Very funny. The mechanical ape two bucks is Vinny F and Winnie. Hashtag Vinny Sweep.

Yeah. Come on, guys. Let's sweep this away. We're starting a rally. The Cousa Roos are starting to rally. Abnigh, thanks for the 499. The murder of car salesman Andrew Blue in Glasgow, Scotland 2004 is creepy. Stabbed 50 times outside his own home, but witnesses thought it was a prank.

It's pretty funny prank. That's pretty good. Was it a Halloween or something? That's pretty good stuff. Radish, remember three months. Get super tips. Creep along with WATS, PDP, please, and thanks. All money isn't for one show.

That doesn't use it. AI money. AI money isn't for the one show that doesn't use it. Now let's go. I agree. Vinny, where are we at with the Super Tip system? I don't know yet. Oh.

All right. Let's get out of it. That would be a very fun thing to have on this show. I might. We have some characters. Dude. For sure. I got to tell you, man.

I love the listener so much of this show. You guys really are the best. They are. They're creeps, but we love that about them. got a creep story for you. I forgot to tell you earlier. Oh, please. I went and did shows with Florentine this weekend up in Saratoga Springs. Yeah? And there was a first

in the audience, Carl. So, Floreteen really doesn't give a fuck who opens for him? Nope. I mean, he could probably have me on the road with him at this point. Ask him nice. He much is like you. He really does not care. That's a really horrible thing to say. Yeah, I know. But it's probably accurate. It's probably accurate.

All right, so where were you with 14th? My new stage name, everybody, is going to be mid-midler. I love it. So we were up in Saratoga Springs, and this was a really tiny little club, and there was this very drunk couple during my set. She had just a face full of makeup that you couldn't believe. It was fucking like Mimi from Drew Carey. It was like Homer shot it onto her face with the makeup gun.

With his cock gun. Okay. She was so fucking ridiculous. Oh, I'm going to sell mid-midler shirts, good idea. Yes. I'll get the mid mid middler My face with a thumbs up Middler

Oh like the mid middler A mania shirts It's gonna be my new stage name I'm gonna build myself As ever now on But uh This Jim's doing this bit about dog parent People are like I'm a dog parent

And this woman starts yelling at him going I'm a dog mom And she's hammered And Jim goes Did the dog come out of your pussy She's like No is that you're not a dog mom Shut the fuck up

up. And she just kept yelling at him. And the shit she was yelling, Carl, started to get more and more weird. Like what? Well, she started off with like, it's a service dog. Whatever. And he's like, I don't care. He's like, I have the ID that he's a service dog. And he's like, shut the fuck up. Nobody at this club is doing a goddamn thing about it. And then eventually it turned into, I'm a dog mob to, I'm trying to survive cancer right now. Pay attention to me. Now Jim's good at handling these types of people He's a pro He doesn't get flustered

Let me tell you how he handled it Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up Suzanne's wit said with her Oh he she He just talked over her I don't even think he realized

That she said she had cancer But like she would be like I have cancer Shut the fuck up And just keep going right through it So Jim Really great guy Goes out to his merch table

After every show right Yep So he'll be out of his merch table and take pictures with people, talk to you, whatever. And he sold me an unauthorized that metal show t-shirt last time he was in this town. He made you pay for years? No, he didn't make me pay for it, but I didn't get an unauthorized shirt. So I'm trying to get away out of the showroom.

The boyfriend of this lady corners me. Why? What did you do? Well, I told them to shut the fuck up during my set, too. Everyone did. He comes up and corners me. And she's there, and he's like, hey, man. listen, you were really funny, you were really cool.

You guys were really mean to, like, her and shit. And, like, she didn't do anything. She's just trying to, like, and I'm like, yeah, dude, well, you guys were just talking during the show, but, you know, it's cool. It happens. Have a good night. Motherfucker starts blocking me from leaving, dude. Like, he's trying to, like, put me in a corner.

Like, he's, like, going around me. Is he a big dude? Way taller than me. Okay. Way taller than me. So I did, like, I looked over what of the servers and I pointed at him, and I did a spin move around him. Holy shit.

You had a Tyree kill it out of there? I fucking did it, and I got away. Uh-huh. And so I go outside for a little bit. I'm talking to people out front. Do you think he wanted to fight you? What's the deal? I don't know.

It was very intense and getting scary. No one puts Vitting in the corner. Very good. And I fucking, like I told you, I spun out of there. I left and I come back and there's Jim with a line of people. And those two are at the end of the line of people. Oh, great. Okay.

So now I'm from afar watching this. and they get up there and it gets to be them and she just starts talking and he was like yeah yeah well you were just interrupting the show I could hear his voice you're interrupting the show you're interrupting the show I could picture my dog and like he goes hold on a second

I got to take care of something real quick and he picks up everything out of his merch table stuffs it in a bag puts it over his shoulder and walks away leaving them standing there looking at each other and she looked at this dude and goes he's not coming back Yep, very perceptive.

To which point I laughed so hard that they both looked at me and I fucking ran the other way back to the Green Room for the second show. But I have never been quartered like that by somebody in a show. It was fucking ridiculous. Do they not have security or anyone who takes care of people like that at this club? The guy goes, oh, yeah, sorry about all that. We usually have somebody who tells people to stop talking during the shows. Yeah, that'd be neat.

That'd be helpful. I mean, what about their server? Their server didn't say something? Dude. I got to tell you. I'm a very spoiled man working where I work. Yes, I know. They take care of that shit.

They knew that in the butt. You've got to get a taser. That'd be a fun thing for a comic to have on stage. It'd be a good closer, actually. Yeah. Tased the loud audience member. There was no. Yeah.

There was nobody doing that. Like a cattle prod. A cattle prod. Like one of those ones on a stick? Yep. Yeah, that'd be good. Because you could reach him from the aisle. You don't have to get in front of everybody

to walk in the middle of the show and we're just on a stick. Yeah. I'd be really good at it. I learned how to get him from behind, like that scene in casino with the guy sitting at the poker table. I think he has a heart attack.

Yes. You got to surprise him. Yeah. Fuck that. So that was fucking wild. It's wild. Are we going to do some cop cam? Let's do it, Vinny.

Fuck. Yes. I have that somewhere. I can't wait to see calls. Cockcam. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me cause car cam. Lose all your rights.

Ruin your life. This one comes in from Matthew Montgomery. It's from the BodyCam Watch YouTube channel. And what's happening here when we're our first seen is the police pulls up to a parking lot somewhere in Florida. Neighbors have called them about disturbances. There's a bunch of teenagers. getting drunk, drinking in the parking lot. Kids having fun. Time to call the cops.

Right. So some nosy neighbors calling the police house. So the cop walks up to this scene to see what's doing. And one of the kids there wants to impress his friends. Oh. That never ends poorly. Let's see what happens. On May 4th, 2022, officers responded to an apartment complex regarding a disturbance in the parking lot. what's up man what's up what's up what's up what what car you in i ain't in any of these

let's go then you got to get out let's go now i don't got to go nowhere's i'm live here i don't got yeah live here you don't got what's walking up on me like that for what's up what's up what's your address take take that vest off come on take that vest off one come on take that vest off let's get the fuck out of it let's get it all right so this kid immediately wants to fight the police officer take that vest off he doesn't want the camera on Take that vest off. Let's do this. Let's figure this out. Wow. Why are you walking up on me like that, bro? Yeah. So you know he's going to think he's going to get his dick sucked after this.

Some chick over there's. He'd be like, wow, you were so tough when you stood for that cop. He thinks the cops are going to walk away. Like, all right. I'll get out of here. I'll get out of here. You mean the cop doesn't? Well, the cop actually find some humor in this as this goes on if you play my next clip. Gladly. Take that shit off. Take that shit off. laughing like you're not a bitch like you're not a bitch take that shit off come on not take that shit off let's get it what do you look your partner here like you're gonna do something you're gonna do shit what do you live man i live right here there ain't nothing about

what's your address do something about it how about that take your shit off and do something like i won't like you want like you want like i can't say nothing on like this cap man do what do take it off and you'll sit okay let me get your ID you ain't gonna get shit okay take it off and you'll see well what's you laughing for so he's looking over at his cap buddy he was just walked up and he's going can you fucking believe this kid right here you want to you want to fight me he's starting to start to fight with me the times have changed times have definitely changed back in the day he's getting paint brushed at the very least and this cop looks like card if he was if he was in shape yeah he's a tall guy he's a very big man towers over this

kid who's talking all sorts of bad shit so vini my next clip it is on let's go no let's go What's you laughing for? I'm right in your shit. Take it up. Oh. Oh, yes. Put your half being on your back. Put your hand on your back.

Stop resisting. Put your hand on your back. Stop resisting. Stop resisting. Put your hand on your back. Put your hand there on your back. I'm a reminder. So why did you go to my side?

Go leg, sweep, take down. Huh? Now, Vinny, how many of these videos do we watch where the police are too patient? They put up with too much bullshit from people. This got. was not having it. He's like, this kid's fucking stepping to me. Takes him down. I believe in wrestling, that is awarded two

points for the takedown. That is two points for the takedown. And he hit his head on the bumper of the car. He was standing in front of it. Which that's a bonus point for me if I was a judge. Yes. Wow. That was phenomenal. I loved it. I thought this kid was in a swing on the cop and then it was going to happen. I did not see the cop. All it took was a one leg sweep

man. Super, super quick and smooth, except that would have been smoother if the guy didn't smash his head on the way down, but still good. I love that. I love that happened. You know what? One more time. Yeah, one more time. This is great. This is such a great move. What's you left before? I'm right in your shit. Take it up. Boom! Oh! All right. Hold on. Hold on.

His friends are all watching. Whoa, okay. Let's not mouth down to that one. I want to see. I want to see with the friends. The cop couldn't wait to do this. Oh, I know. This is what he gets up in the morning for. Now let's see that in super slow motion. Boom. Boom. And his friends learned what? Don't fuck with the police.

All right. You know what, Vinnie, when I was a kid underage drinking in a park somewhere and the police roll up, I ran. Isn't that what you do? You know, sit there and be like, what the fuck? You got no business being here. When you say you ran, you mean your friend pulled you in a wagon? Yes. Or you sat out of skateboard.

I said, go, go, go. Drag me. I picture Carl when he always says he was skating. He just rode the skateboard and used his hands to push. All right. So this is some family that we're about to learn about because, yeah, this kids seem great so far. Yeah, this kid's brother comes out. Check out this next clip.

Oh, man. Oh, I stand up. Hey, Mr. Hey, what are you doing it? Hey, back up. Hey, back up back up. You do that? Back up right now.

The f*** you know that in, bro. Back up. It's no big deal. It's no big deal. Roll up on your side. Stand up. You do that in, bro. Get back right now.

Back up. Back up. I got him right. Hey, back. What's your, man? It's not. What's all with you? Nice.

Back up. Hey, back up. Back up now. I got. It's all good. I didn't do. No, it's no big deal. It's no big deal.

It's no big deal. Sit down. So the brother is acting like he's witnessing the police beat the shit out of him. Like it's Rodney King or something. all over again. He's all emotional. He's freaking out his dad is holding him back. Grandma's there as well.

I don't know what he thought he was going to do with these police officers. He's going to run up and start fighting them? This is like the Paul Cousins. Yes. This is not, you know, Jake and Logan. This is the cousins because they're stupidest shit and they look like they're poor. Yes, they obviously have emotional problems as we'll continue to see in my next clip here. All right.

It's no big deal. I'm sorry, bro. I didn't do nothing. No, man. I'm just not helping. Telly! Stop. What the f***?

You let the man go to jail? I didn't have cut to work on him. I didn't do nothing, bro. You're about to hit me, dude. I was not about it. So why did you buy your face and get in my face? Because, dude, you're running up on me. Yeah, okay.

Get to your f*** right, little bitch. All right, what's going on with him and step out. Step out. Hey, you're my keys, bro. I'm sorry. I was just hyped up. Two minutes. That kid's changed his tune quite a bit.

The kid in the handcuffs is like, I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. I feel like the brother's the one who's going to jail. He really wants to be. You could tell. He's like, he's like, let me add and let me out. He's going to run in there and beat up all the police officers for his brother. Oh, man.

So you see dad over there, his dad of the year. This brother starts calling the cops bitch a bunch of times. He's calling all the police officers. Bitch and shit. Perfect. And remember, this kid was all tough. And then he got taken to the ground. And immediately he's like, I'm a minor.

right okay so listen to what we learned about this kid in the next clip here okay great what's going to happen is he's going to get taken down there they're going to process him and then uh why you've been at how old is he 20 he's 20 years old someone over there said he was 16 he's 20 then he's going down to county gym all right so regardless you can call down in a few hours they'll figure out how you can get him home right yeah So father of the year

Well and he goes out I don't have the clip But he goes on to explain He's like You got to understand Officer These two protect each other Because I wasn't always

Around for them And I'm back in their lives now But Yeah this is all What their mom taught them Yeah Don't let this reflect poorly I mean

I was in lockup You see So I'm not the problem This guy totally sucks I just love that he's like He's 20 Why are you taking A juvenile correction facility

Like oh he's 20 That little piece of shit I was able to down that easily? That's not good. I never would have guessed that kid was 20. No, media. Never would have guessed it. All right. So now this kid is apologizing up and down. And he's telling the officer, like, there's a long scene where he's talking to the officer

like, listen, man, I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking back there. We're cool. You're cool, man. We're good. This is all good. I'm so sorry. I wasn't behaving well. How about we just forget about the Accura bumper incident? But then. And let me go hug my bro. We touch weaners. The father says, can I at least say goodbye to him before you. drive him off to jail and like sure come on over and say goodbye and now the kids arguing with the police officer about what happened all right you want to talk to him real quick I'm going to end up taking into the house and then he's going to take the right okay I'm not talking now I just want

can I stand up and at least say goodbye no no no you can't get out of the car man you're going to stay there baby are you arrested yeah you're you're arrested right now for what for assault or law enforcement officer it's not so I never touched you okay well you were about to that's why it's a saw I never touched you okay well you were about to That's why it's a song. No, I wasn't about it. Honey. Honey.

I'm not going to argue with you, man. Listen, it can go to pour. Honey. Throw it out. Well, obviously, this guy kicked me in his rip. No, he's actually half week. No, I know. He is tough.

Dude, I gave you more than, I gave you so much respect and you know it, man. I gave you respect so much. Not really. Like, I had like two seconds. How many? When you get older, honey? How many, yeah, listen, man. How many times did I try to tell you, hey, relax, do you stop bawling up your fists?

Like, maybe once. I'm sure it's on your body cam. It's all on body cam. That's the great thing about having a body cam. It's all on body cam. Oh, so this kid's changing the story. Like, dude, just came up and fucking took me down for no reason. You didn't give me a chance.

I don't understand what's going on here. Why is his father calling him, honey? I don't know. This is a weird relationship they have, obviously. Honey. Dude, what does your dad call you? Carl. Right.

That's what I'm saying. That'd be weird if he called me anything other than that, I would imagine. Oh, man. So now he let his dad, he wanted to get out and, stand up and say goodbye to his dad and not listen to this next request this is ridiculous can you have a piece for you just my cuss one of my hands i am i'm gonna do all of that before we need can't can i have my brother come and stuff say goodbye no no no we can't have everybody come say goodbye so it's just one person yeah just you're um it doesn't even have to be

your dad i'm just too my mom's number oh god sorry he doesn't know the mom's number obviously but why would you ask dad do you think he knows yeah he has no idea no He needed to say goodbye to his brother. Can I say goodbye to my brother? You're not going to wait for 20 years. You're going to go to jail for a few hours, maybe an overnight. And then you'll see everyone again. You don't need to say goodbye to everybody.

Plus, that kid wants to beat up all the cops. We want him to come over towards the police guy? I got to be honest with you. If this dude ends up like in a lockup in a not nice place, this kid's mouth is not going to, it's not going to add to wow. He's never going to see his family again. The last thing he's going to see is the shower room floor. No, these two kids are in for a world of hurt, for sure.

They cannot control their emotions. They're women. The way the brother was behaving was, no offense, all the fantastic women that we have watching the creep up. I'm not talking about you people. I'm talking about overly emotional women that are super annoying and just like, get a grip. Yeah. Women who don't like the creep off. That's who we're talking about.

Right. Those are the ones that we're talking about, of course. They're the problem. All right, so the brother finally calms down. And now he's talking to the police officer about what's about to go down here. Do you even know what you were called for? Call for like disturbance or what?

I mean, I know a decent amount about cops. Something like that. One of your neighbor's spelled. A neighbor calls for disturbance. Yeah, something like that. But why did you all go after him? Of course, he's going to stand against cops. That's enough.

Our grandma's finally had it. Is that grandma or the mother? That's grandma. Oh. Yeah. I'm guessing she does their haircuts. Yeah, I'm guessing, and she hasn't done it in a while. Yeah, so apparently this kid knows a lot about police.

Oh, is he studying criminal justice in college? Or how does he know so much about police work, I wonder, Vinny? I actually know a lot about this officer. Can you tell me why you were called here? Was it for a disturbance? Yes, it was. Great. Oh, so buy the book, then, carry on.

Yeah, I know. You're not helping the situation anyway, and he's like, of course my brother stepped up to you. Everyone hates police officers. I was like, hey, shut the fuck up. We don't need more people getting it. putting cruisers right now can we can we all just calm down duffies i mean what a waste of time this is so let's talk about the uh the charges my next clip here just hooting and hollering and y'all and screaming yeah just talking shit then so okay pause it real quick all right he's talking to uh the supervisor

comes in the supervisor for the scene so he's just learning about what happened and what transpired which is why he's like so what were you doing the kids like i don't know just talking shit he's like oh you're like just hooting and hollering yeah yeah didn't say anything about telling him to remove his best and all this other shit. He's like, no, I was just shit talking to him. Then he took me down. Brass knuckles? Yeah, so he's charged with a settlement officer and carrying brass knuckles on him as well.

Oh, so he really thought he was going to do some damage. That's why he was feeling brave. I think you're right. I regret it. Trust me. I regret it. I'm sure you know. Notice his demeanor now. I regret it. Yep, I shouldn't have done that. Let's remind everyone what went down. I brought one more

clip for you, Vinny. Just a little flashback to the whole internet. I'm talking up on me like that for. What's up? What's your address? Take that vest off. Come on. Take that vest off for it. Come on. Take that shit off, let's get it.

Let's get it, man. websites, what's up? What's up? Do me a favor. Take that shit off. Like you're not a bitch. Like you're not a bitch, take that shit off. Come on, not take that shit off, let's get it.

What do you live? Your partner here like you're gonna do something. You ain't gonna do shit. What do you live, man? I live right here. What's your address? Do something about it? How about that?

Like I won't. Like, I don't. Like you want, what? Like, do what? What are you going to do? What are you going to have to see? Okay. Let me get your ID.

You ain't going to get shit. Okay. Take it off in you see. Well, what's you laughing for? I'm right in your shit. Take it up. You know. He was telling the other guy, he's like,

I don't know, just a couple seconds. We had a quick back and forth. He didn't give me a lot of time to do anything. I'm going to go ahead and say this cop might end up with the problem because that kid had his arms crossed. Right. And was looking at him when he grabbed him. He wasn't, I mean, he was definitely menacing.

He definitely was threatening to fight him, but you're right. He wasn't actually lunging at him or anything like that. But either way, he got what he deserved. Yeah, I'm fine with it. I'm fine with it. I think the judge is going to be fine with it. He's going to like, eh, I get it. I was reading the comment section.

And one of the comments in there is, this little dude is living proof of what Mike Tyson said. Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it. 100% accurate. So true. So true. 100% accurate. Oh, Carl, I guess that means we're done with your cop cam. Oh, there's another cop cam that you sent me, Vinny.

Maybe we can watch it on the bonus show Friday. I got a couple good ones, by the way. What is it? We covered a story about Applebee's. And then the cop cam came out. And it was so funny because it was the $15.99 to All You Can Eat shrimp special. Yeah. And the family was like ordering just one of those and then sharing her that run at the table.

And then arguing with the police. When they got charged $5.99 forever. everyone. Yeah, for all the people who were there getting charged for. They're like, what is this all you can eat? What do you mean? Of course I can share it with my friend. They're at my table with me. Yeah. And they kept yelling, it should say on the menu, one per person. Don't ruin it. Don't ruin it. Don't ruin it. It's

so good. Friday. We'll watch it on Friday show. Guess it's time for the voicemail segment. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse received votes in the AP poll in football this week. First time Syracuse has ever been ranked in a poll that doesn't start with worst. See you in Syracuse. Very good. I like that one.

Carl, last week we released an episode of us hanging out with our buddy Dick. Yes. And some people had some comments on that segment. Okay. Jesus Christ, Vinnie. You're going to choose the name of that last episode to Stuttering John's big boner because Carl revealed that he was cucked. by a pito and then that same pito cut his brother John's gonna have a song like Carla doesn't know Carla doesn't know

don't tell Carla What the fuck All right Yeah I talked about it on the show That we released For Memorial Day Or Labor Day

Where not only was the singer of my band When I was in high school Not only did he bang my 15 year old girlfriend And he's 20 But he also wrote a song about her that I had to play in the band. And I have it recorded somewhere. I know my brother has that song somewhere.

So we got to find it and listen to it. So this guy stole both your girls and then made you play on his song about fucking your underage girlfriend. Yes. What's that Benny Mardona's song? She's only 16 years old. Yes. Yeah. Like you're just sitting there hitting your guitar strings to a song just as creepy.

Not realizing it's about your girl. Hey, Vinny. Fuck you. Fucking the funniest thing that ever happened. It really is goddamn hysterical. Hey, podcast prophet had something you wanted to say about that. Is Carl the inspiration for the Scotty Doesn't Know song from Euro Trip? Just kind of curious.

By the way, podcast prophet, Holy Spirit, speaking through me. Also, White Clause are speaking through me. Anyways, like, were you still fucking the chick? fucking the dude or did you guys like like and then she wrote a song about it or he wrote a song about it and you were like playing guitar up because this is all fucking all right Carl doesn't know that is girl and you do it in the bud in the back of my truck type shit thank you fuck you back okay let me let me explain the timeline these are all good questions these are all good questions let me explain the timeline of how this went down me and her are dating okay uh-huh

Then, because I'm bringing around to band practice and shit, my singer meets her. Then her and I break up, my singer moves in. And then they break up and I got back together with her again. And I found out afterwards that he was banging her because I didn't know. And I didn't know that that song that I had learned and we were playing out live and recorded was a song about her until I found out that he was banging her. And then I paid attention to the lyrics. I went, wait a second. Okay, here's my question.

How long did you last in the band after? after this um that's a good question probably not too much longer okay because like famously johnny ramone stole away linda ramone from joey like his only girlfriend and that band went on another 20 years there you go it happens yeah we were no fleetwood mac but there were definitely some interesting things going on within the band it's fucking unreal all right we got a message from the commissioner of major league creepoff fisker whisker Carl, Vinnie. Hey, what's going on? It's Fisca Whiskey. Fisker, Whisker, you know, the commissioner of Major League Creep Off, Major League the Creep Off, you know. Well, hey, I got some news for you. It's really good news, really good news. Vinny, you're going to have Mondays off from now on. We're canceling the creep off. We're going to go with the news show. Who are these creeps? Nice.

It's going to be Carl and Adam Bush. Yes. So I need you out of the office by the end of the work day. Clear out your desk. Oh, smell you later. All right. Thank you for. Rock and rolla.

Theory hang up. Goodbye. Is that Gary? Is that Gary's other persona? Well, it's funny that we have to talk about it this way, but I got bad news for you, Carl. Oh, what's that? Adam Bush is taking my spot? No, no, no, no.

I'm actually, I'm going to be leaving the show. My last episode. I thought he said there was bad news. No, no, no, bad news for you. Because what's happening is Dick is dumping Vito and him and I are getting together and we're going to have the biggest creep in the universe. That's a very good idea, by the way. That's not bad news for me. I'd listen to that show.

That's a very good idea. Yeah. And me and Dick are going to have so much fun without you, Carl. You'll see. And then we're going to fuck your girlfriend. And then we're going to write a song about it. And I'm going to make producer Chris play on it. And you wouldn't even know.

Can I write the guitars a little for it? Please. All right. I insist. Sounds good. All right. That made me sad. Yeah, that's all I got for voicemails.

I got one over here. All right. Hey, I guess this is for the creep off. When it comes to your final fantasy shit, or final, fuck. If I fuck this up. When it comes to your fantasy football shit, that shit is more boring than hearing you guys talk about dungeons and dragons. I would rather hear you two geek out about that gay shit than hear you talk about fantasy football. I swear I just got that voice, but have we talked about fantasy football one time?

No, and here's the fun fact. We're not in a fantasy lead together this year. We're not. In fact, I was at dinner the other night with our pal quarantined discussing fantasy football. And I said, you know, Carl begged me to be in this league with his buddies because they needed an extra person. I don't generally do fantasy football because I don't give a fuck. But I did it for Carl. I did it for two years.

And halfway through the second year, all of his friends. through little bitch fits and, like, quit. Yeah. It was fucking unreal. I know. Like, I could not believe that they were all just like, I don't want to do this anymore. I've been in this league since high school or maybe college,

but it's like all old high school friends of mine. And this league's been going on forever. And I think eventually it just kind of wore out. People just like, fuck this thing. Let's stop doing it. Or Binnie ruined it. That's very possible as well. I'm not sure.

I made everybody quit like they were a waitress or radio social. But let's talk about this. This guy brings up fantasy football, doesn't enjoy it. I got to tell you, I did very well this weekend on my bets. I made a few hundred dollars betting football. It's nice that football is back. But my fantasy team fucking sucked. I'm going to lose.

Good. Marvin Harris and Jr.? Hold on a second. Hold on a second. You're still doing a fantasy league and I still didn't get an invite? Correct. I do on with the old e-bobbs guys that we have. No problem.

There is a listener in that one. There's a WATP listener because we need another player, but not many. Understood. So hold on a second. Let's make things interesting. We've got a Miami Buffalo game Thursday night. Oh, shit. We got to talk about that.

You want to do a Friday bonus show after we have to watch this Miami Buffalo game? Yep. I do want to do a bonus show. I'm not watching it with you because I have people coming over. That's fine. But we got to figure out a way to make this interesting. Oh, I think it's interesting. but what do you got what do you think i don't know i was just throwing it out there if anybody has any

bad ideas i'm willing to listen okay i think the white opened up at uh the bills are one and the half point dogs yeah in my they're in miami so i could see that and i mean both teams were were josh allen had to play superman for you guys and uh tyriek had to play superman for us so yeah Miami was looking grim there against the the second half tooker dixon's team the second half they were phenomenal same with the bills we'll see who cares but if you have any ideas for a fun bet de wyard says vina carl becoming opi and anthony in the final days no no no jim and i are leaving leave carl and his other podcast all right i guess does this make a time for a scum parade yes it does all right then scorn parade take me on a raid of these fuchsia raids that these creeps have made

Vinny and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade Like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad So getting up the blood of a cat Scum parade There is a 47-year-old woman in Las Vegas Who has some splaining to do, Carl

You know, the guy delete laws I'm aware of him Chili to Castro, yeah. Yeah. He's always fucking with the Las Vegas police. It's always annoying the hell out of them. This is what they have to fucking deal with. I would not want this job.

I know I'm a bootlicker and all that. This is not a job anyone would want to have to work in Las Vegas. These people are out of control. Well, the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police became aware of this one's alleged crimes on August 27th. So when they got a call to a funeral. home. Now, they showed up to the front of the business to find a corpse laying face down on the sidewalk. It escaped. It ran out. Smatched through a window. The reporting individual told police that a casket was in front of the affordable cremation of burial service and that

the funeral home had appeared to be burglarized. When officers got to the sea, they found the casket sitting out of a cart of the sidewalk near the funeral home, and they found the body which is its feet covered with plastic bags laying face down on some rocks near the front walkway. Now, the property had a broken glass door at the front, and they walked in and they found a bunch of petals, flowers and shit laying in front of the door. So it was a zombie then? Must have been. Okay. Now, the officers watched the security footage, and it showed this woman breaking through the glass, going into the business.

She walked into the viewing room, went to the casket, and brought it out the front door. The document continued adding that she made multiple trips in and out of the funeral home before leaving. I got to tell you, but this is what? confuses me about this story. You've been to Vegas. We were both in Vegas not too long for Hackamania. You can't leave bodies out in the sun like that.

Well, that's true. But what I was going to say is, there's so much shit to do there. I've never found myself bored. I got to make my own fun today. I got to figure out something interesting to do. There's shows. There's dinner.

There's gambling. There's not the dispensary. There's so many things to do. Yeah. You didn't burglarize any funeral? I didn't. I didn't even have time for that shit. That's true.

We did have a tight schedule. So a construction worker is watching all of this happened. And he stood there and watched it. When the cops showed up, he said, hey, listen, I watched the woman. I am a witness. So a day later. So the construction worker is just like, this is a fun day. I get to watch this crime going on rather than trying to stop it or call the police or anything like that.

Yeah, he said, I saw this woman. She had wheeled out the thing that she was just sitting out there holding a bunch of flowers and smelling them and kicking her feet. There's a corpse laying on the ground. So the next day, they get a call regarding the suspicious person at a 7-Eleven. The 911 call told the operator that he saw the person who stole the casket from the funeral home the day before. So I'm pretty sure this was the construction worker. Yeah.

And he's on a break at a 7-Eleven. And this bitch comes walking in. Same outfit. Same outfit. Same everything. She's a cartoon character. So he called the cops. They detained her.

And, you know, she got her into the interrogation room. And they said, hey, listen, we got a witness who saw you this. We watched you on film. And she goes, yeah, I black out a lot. I may have had a six pack. Whoa. She blamed beer? She blamed beer for this.

How dare you blame beer for that? You know what beer makes you do? It makes you yell at officials during a Bill's game that can't hear you because they made a very bad call. That's what beer makes you do, not steal a dead body and lay it out on the sidewalk. Well, that's what you say, Carl. That is what I say. I have proof of it too

Ask anyone who was at my house yesterday Who were you yelling at The what officials were you on it The Bills game Yeah I don't know if you caught it But there was a Unnecessary Roughness Ruffing the Passer call

That was the worst call I've ever seen in my life I don't care I don't care My joke goes over I don't care No one cares All right next creep

Uh Hughesie's in trouble everybody Uh-oh, what do they do now? Now, this guy is Scottish. His name is James Denholm. He's 34 years old. And he got in a little bit of trouble in Aberdeen, Scotland. He admitted to 15 offenses involving 17 people at various addresses.

You know, I got to say, when Aaron Imhot was complimenting himself for how he was dressed in his mugshot, yep, he did actually do pretty well. He couldn't put a fucking shirt on, asshole before they brought you in. So, uh, all for about a 10-year period. This guy is an electrician by trade And he was going to customers' houses And, you know, doing his electrical gigs, you know, fixing stuff And installing hidden cameras inside of their bedrooms and such Yeah, that involves electricity

I would say it's part of the job Fixing things in past girls he dated's houses Nice, helping people help Just people that he knew, he go there He installed cameras in ex-girlfriend's houses Customers houses That sounds expensive, doesn't it? Dude, a lot of cameras to install.

A lot of cameras. Then he also got to save all the files. And if you're shooting it in 1080 or maybe even 4K, these file sizes, got to get big drives. One of these particular women, he was having sex with. It was like his girlfriend. So he filmed them fucking without her knowing inside of her own house. Nice. Then one of these women, this is from a different article.

Carl, I researched this a little bit further. Okay. Because I didn't have all the salacious enough details. else. One of these particular situations, he brought a sex doll over to a woman's house, dressed it up in lingerie, fucked it on his camera, took a bunch of pictures of it on her bed, and left. Why?

Why did he do that? Because he's a sick pervert. Oh, okay. I'm going to lean towards sick pervert. All right. Yeah, that makes sense. He also took pick and. decent images of photos of children

as well. That's what happens when you just plant cameras because he also has public bathrooms. He's putting cameras in and shit. You're going to get some kids on that and that's going to be bad. Yeah. So, he has been sentenced, Carl, and he is going to be spending the next, how many years

did he get, bud? 10 to 15 years in prison? Yeah, I doubt it. They'll let him out. So the reason why he got caught is because a woman found a camera underneath her bed not a good spot for what is he into feet what are you filming from underneath her bed okay my guess is like the closet doors or somewhere where she changes well but

you actually put more thought of this than i did maybe you've thought about this before very good makes sense okay maybe there's a bathroom there got me there and he's got me there and he's got like the camera all right you got me there you don't just put it under there for no reason but here's what I don't understand about all of this stuff because they talk about how horrible this is and all the victims and all this crazy shit. Okay, let's say there's a video of you or me out there somewhere where we're shitting. Someone has that video. How does that affect your life at any single way?

Like maybe that's true right now. We're in a public bathroom. We're recording the shitting. How does that affect me in any single way? Well, I know so I'll get you fired from your radio job if you have that video. Well, that's true. Yes. I'm not the one taking the video.

It was being took. Oh, no. I would actually probably laugh pretty hard. that's what I mean I don't understand like they try to blow this up as to be more important than it actually I mean he was filming sex tapes of women but they're also saying like oh but we we trust electricians we do I don't I don't I know I followed them around the house I pretend like I'm inquisitive oh yeah what are we doing over here okay turn up why are you doing that by my wife's underwear drawer yeah right there's not a lot of electricity in this drawer sir oh what are you looking for in there fucking creepy

all right Carl I got a creepy kid I got a very creepy kid this story leaves more questions than answers yes but I'd like to I want you out to meet the victim okay there he is folks Morgan Freeman oh no what happened to him so this is Joe Cornelius he's 82 years old

and him and his daughter Keisha Miles who was 31 from Minden Louisiana were shot dead in their home by an 11-year-old relative. Oh, is it a relative? Yeah. Oh, I didn't see that part of it. I was very confused about how this 11-year-old was connected to them.

The boy described only as a relative of the victims has been charged with two counts of first-degree murders being held on a $500,000 bond. Police found the victims in the home with gunshot wounds after a family member called 911. Authorities found two weapons hidden on the property and their calibers matched empty shell casings left at the scene. The chief said without elaborating, it's unknown how the child got a hold of the weapons. the boy told responding officers quote a story at first that just didn't add up well um the uh i don't know what happened i don't know there was a funeral home and then a casket was removed and then the guy got out of the casket i had six beers and i don't remember and the zombie shot uh morgan free probably a zombie did it and his kid and then hid the guns

poorly you mean they got shot shot? Oh no. What? Not my relatives. Word. Say word. Say that's true. So this guy, Joe Cornelius, was the mayor of the town, the interim mayor of the place. Yep. So it's sad when a politician dies. I don't lose any sleep over that video. I'll tell you that. But I'm sure he was a great guy. I feel bad for the daughter. I'm sure he was a great guy. The problem is this 11-year-old kid, do you know where he fucked up? How's that? He confessed. Yeah. These kids are so stupid. brought another relative and like, did you shoot Morgan Freeman? He's like, I guess I did.

You lose all leverage. Ask any attorney. You got to stop confessing to these crimes. I know you're 11 and you're dumb. You're not. You'll figure it out the next time. I'm sure you'll be smarter about it. There's a sentence in here from the police chief that is so stupid.

He says, we are still piecing the puzzle pieces together right now. There's a lot of pieces to put together. Now, but that's a horrible sentence. You can't use. I didn't read it. I ignored it. You can't use the same word over and ever again. we'll have peace when we piece together the missing pieces of a peace sign that was like peace out

that's not a good sentence it's very confusing figure out other words to use yeah he could have just said there's still a lot of evidence that has to be collected is really all you have to say we don't know what's up yet you fucking clown I'm sure they'll get to the bottom of this right oh louisiana man I forget which city this is in but it's carol county this is just outside of Atlanta okay Georgia yeah Carol Countyman is under arrest after the following allegations of an horrid assault of an elderly family member. Okay. This is pretty fucked up, kids. So this is your, uh, here's your, your warning right now. Yes, if you are not into Chris Chan style crimes, you want to tune out. Yeah. By the way, I just want to

throw this out there. I saw a movie a week or so ago. First time in my adult life, I ever went into a movie theater and they had a trigger warning. No shit. They do that now. Yeah, at the beginning of a What was the trigger warning for? A lot of rape. A lot of rape. There's a lot of rape in it. Okay. I mean, I can take some, but a lot.

I'm trying to remember what the fucking name of this movie was. Yeah, what were you, what are you watching over there? Do you take a date there? You like, a taxi driver? Just picked it. Okay. It's, uh, oh, man, I know the name of it. Is it pink lemonade?

It's the one that's strawberry. Strawberry. It's directed. Lenny Kravitz directed a movie? No, his daughter, Zoe. Okay. Blink twice. Blink twice.

That's something. like a fun romantic movie for you and the wife it's fucked up and i'll tell you what i'm going to give this a creep off recommendation okay and here's why it's got christian slater in it being a complete dirt bag christian slater back that's a win for me love that guy yeah it is about just a group of degenerate fucking scumbags that's all i'm gonna tell you have fun but there's a trigger warning is your point yeah and we just gave you a trigger warning let's get to the story in georgia yeah i'm sorry go see uh go see uh go see twice you'll have fun after a relative uh found an 81 year old woman in her bedroom they thought

she had fallen but see the circumstances around it were a little more suspicious see she heard some calls for help from the room and she goes to try to find the woman but she gets to the bedroom door and the door was locked okay and she couldn't get in there but when she finally managed to gain entry about five minutes inside William Robertson, the grandson, was inside of the room sweating profusely and made claims of merely attempting to locate a lost television remote before the party downstairs to drink more alcohol. Yeah, I don't know to tell you, man, to be to look at this remote. I always tell you to look where it can't possibly be. You got to look everywhere.

I didn't look under grandma. She's laying on the floor, but I didn't see it anywhere else. I got to go. She might be hiding it. She might be concealing it somewhere. I had to check in all sorts of orpices and figure out where it might be. medical staff attending to the elderly woman confirmed the severity of the situation

noticing that the woman was her physical state was consistent with a sexual assault. Okay, so imagine this. You have to inspect an 81-year-old woman for signs of sexual assault. Imagine that's your job. Put it on the wheel. Yes.

Put it on the wheel. Let's go. Wheel of Consequences. So they take them into a special geriatric rape screening room. Yes. On the wall, they have like a box of gloves and a thing of clothespins for your nose.

Oh, God, that's awful. And they always put tarps out. There's always tarps out because stuff just falls out of them when they're that age. They're like, ma'am, are you on your period? I haven't had my period in 40 years, Sonny. Okay. We have a problem. This woman's 81 years old and out of it.

She's like, yes. She might be like Wendy. So the woman was partially clothed and bleeding. Oh, boy. And the cops are like, okay, we need to go have a conversation with old Bill Robertson. Yeah, where did he go? Well, he disappeared. Okay.

He went, he went back down, drinking. By the time the cops got there from the hospital, he was gone. And he didn't really think to go anywhere in particular. He just went and hid under the porch of a neighbor's house. Yeah, I got to say, I'm the same way during my refractory period. Like, I don't want to do anything. I'm very lazy. I might go get you a towel if you're lucky.

But for the most part, I'm just, I'm good. I'm just going to stay where I'm at. I think this guy was feeling the same way. He's like, oh, probably coming for me. I guess I'll go hide over there. He really is a low effort motherfucker. Like, he goes up there, rapes at 81 year old. He's like, eh, he couldn't find the remote,

and he just goes back to drinking. At what point, I want to know when he was drunk enough that he realized he had that moment of clarity. He's like, oh, I better get the fuck out of here. Alcohol is bad. You shouldn't drink alcohol? Good point, Herman Manley. Who says the blood is from her?

Maybe the poor guy's dick got injured. Very possible. could have broken it on her. Very possible. Probably not easy to get into. He is sex. He's under arrest facing charges of rape, incest, and exploitation of an elder. Currently, he remains in custody.

His investigations into the disturbing event are painfully... No, yeah, read this. I wrote this on this down. This is so stupid. Currently, he remains in custody as investigations into this disturbing event are to painfully continue. Yeah. Well, they're going to keep prodding at that old lady. Yeah.

What do you mean they're to painfully continue? They're going to find all the cum pockets. You know what I just realized? I'm the idiot. This AI is writing all these articles that we're reading. You just realized it, huh? AI must be writing this shit because you wouldn't write that sentence. A moment of clarity.

Carl's moment of clarity. God damn it. I'm going to go home now. I'll be like, fuck, I had an epiphany today on the cream pop. You won't believe this. I got to get those cameras down out of those houses. He's going to be like, oh, what was your big epiphany? Like, I'm the idiot.

Oh, yeah. We've been telling you for a while now. We still love you. All right, Carl, we got a couple of, Super chat. Super chat Monday, everybody. Coming in big for us is, uh, I think we, a mandolin nappy 10 bucks is 30 minutes behind,

but looking forward to a good show. Thanks for entertainment. Cuzzaroo for life. Oh, a mandolin nappy, you get one of these. Cause. Cuzzaroo.

Cuzzaroo. Cuzzaroo for life. Uh, Carlos Frost had tips talking about our cop cam video. That kid has never been hitting the face and it shows. A hundred percent. Oh, he needed a take down.

And other people were commenting. that that two-minute interaction with the cops was better than 15 years of parenting that kid had received prior to that. No argument. And you know, this is the kind of kid if his mom was there, it'd be like, and did you offer him a peanut butter, jelly sandwich to de-escalate this? Oh, no. Yeah, his mom definitely encourages this type of behavior.

He's fucking sucks. The dad wasn't that much helpful either. But rumpled trench code at Columbia Podcasts, five bucks says the electricians one drive fees must be astronomical. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Now, I'm going to go ahead. I can't even imagine how many terabytes of videos this guy has.

I'm going to go ahead and say that that makes Google a co-conspirator in this case. Very possible. If it was a one-drive. EWS something. Rumpled Trenchcoat. Let me say something about this guy. Yeah. He witnessed my perfect, polite, respectable behavior before that server quit.

He was sitting there watching. for the whole thing. And he will attest that I was nothing but a gentleman to this lady and did not yell at her about orange juice or any such thing. You know, what's funny, Vinny, is that people who went to DabbleCon too and had a great time, all of them have stories about you. None of them are your behavior at brunch. No one's concerned about that. All of the stress was off. You would take care of all of your duties for the weekend by that point. It was more so what was going on during the shows when you were losing your mind to people. well i'll tell you what oj is loves to tell the story how i gave him i pointed at him yeah

it's a little exaggerated a little exaggerated oj's not one to exaggerate i disagree i disagree you could be right so this dude was uh put his costume back here and i was trying to double check videos and i told this guy do not go in video office do not go into biddy's office i said give me like five, ten minutes to finish what I'm doing. I'll take you back there. Within two minutes of that, O.J. comes walking up. Hey, Vinnie, man. Do you think maybe you can let this guy back there so he could get his stuff? And I said, and I just told this guy. Give me five, ten minutes. What are you coming over here for? All right. It's okay. It's okay. So, yes, I did yell, but it was more on the lines of what? He's making a messenger out of you this guy? I just told him five minutes ago.

It was annoying. Fair enough. Yeah. I'll fight all of you. Rhode Island Red, thank you for the 99. I was used car salesman for a few years. Mofos are nuts and in and out of prison. About as degenerate as lawyers and politicians, just pop it in cheers, guys. He is correct. Yes, he is.

They are all fucking dirtbags that can't go work anywhere else. I mean, there's obviously good people in every profession. But I will say, like, use car salesmen is never what people want to be when they grow up. It's something you fall back on for sure. Agreed there. But you're saying that every profession, some good ones yes really yeah really even podcasters really how about male nurses okay okay you're right but that's not a profession that's you're right it's more of a cover

story you're right you're right vennie when you're right you're right yeah that's uh that's the creep off we well hold on we missed the super chagos scroll up too uh fast fat guy 66 says vini looking skinny and hi carra what is happening fast fat guy good to see you and i don't think we hit this one yet yep you're right rocket orby that 2002 5 If a car salesman wants to check your 14-year-old daughter's oil or align her suspension, please call the FBI. Yeah, what you do is you go online and you fill out a form and put it all of your past addresses. They'll get right back to you. Yep.

It's perfect. Dude, what a good fun show we had today. Don't forget to go to the creepoff.com. I'm going to have the voting up in the next five minutes or so after this show. It's the first thing I'm going to do. Vote for Carl. We've got to start the rally. We start the comeback.

It could be the biggest comeback in the history of the creep off. I'm excited for it. We could watch Carl get double-fucked next Friday when he doesn't do his Helgeman book report. I'm going to find out if it's AI because I already looked up a tool that'll let me be able to tell. So nice try. Oh, fuck off. No, there's a tool that can read the structure. And I'm going to use that to make sure that you don't use AI that you actually write a 100-page book report.

I wasn't even 100 page. I wasn't even considering using AI, but now I am. I'll know. I'll find out. Now I am. All right, folks. We'll be back next week. and we'll be back on Friday for you bonus content subscribers.

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