The Creep Off - Episode 231: The Spirit of the Rule

Episode Date: September 23, 2024

This week, we officially kick off the round with a wildcard match. Karl & Vinnie are free to bring the worst scum they can find from any category. On Karl's Cop Cam, we meet a very drunk woman who turns herself in to the police on the side of the road. This one is a first! The Scum Parade introduces us to a woman who can't stop stealing her boyfriends' dildos, a horny social studies teacher, and the world's worst grandmother.The score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 1, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Woman Again Busted For Dildo Battery | The Smoking GunMajorca police arrest German man after Grindr date leads to hospital visit for apple removal | Daily Star - Daily StarGuilford County expert shares advice for parents after teacher accused of secret peeping (yahoo.com)Woman admits to shooting infant granddaughter in the eye (lawandcrime.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

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False speed ahead. What are you doing? ola creepos welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps i'm your host my name is viny want to say hello to you and most importantly i want to say exaltio true believers and i want to welcome my co-host back to the studio as my mother once affectionately referred to him as a rat bastard it's hot c cacarle what is happening vini paulino i can tell you're going to screw up the intro because i can see where you're is where your cursor is. Yep. And I was watching, you just start to dart around. You didn't know what you wanted to do. You wanted to get your soundboard effect thing.

And then you're going over to the comments. I'm like, wait, no, I can do this first. I got to turn off a loop. I could tell you were panicking over there. It wasn't panicking. It was fun to watch. It's generally that chaotic. Yes.

That's how your brain works, I think. It is. Is that that monitor is still on in there that you can see my other, my other screen? No, no. I'm just looking at this screen. Oh, my, my main monitor out here. I want to tell you, Vinnie, I got to see you feature for Harlan Williams over this past

weekend yeah and i know you don't do stand up that much anymore but you were fantastic oh you're very nice to me thank you were great how was your show at johnnies uh the show at johnnies was really good we actually had uh bologna factory drove to rochester from canada oh didn't want to stop and see harland to be that buddy vinny he goes to the isotope show that's correct he goes the isos show because you don't have go go go dancers so it's good point that's on you buddy it's a good point that's on you oh boy carl i'm glad to be back i want to uh just say thank you to all the people who sent me kind words this past week after I was so viciously and brutally robbed after my clean sweep of Carl last week. And I really appreciate those kind words.

Can I back up real quick? I just want to say, we did a bonus show. If you're not on our Patreon or Supercast or YouTube, you don't, you haven't seen part two of our Maddox induction into the creep up Hall of Fame. And I have to tell you, we had tab bird on with us again. We covered a lot of ground again. And the first time was really just a summary of how did all this happen. Maddox and Dick falling out leads to this $380 million lawsuit that gets thrown out a court and matches the laughing stock and has to leave his network behind and go on Twitch as a banana.

This one, we really broke down what a piece of shit Maddox is and how he goes after people individually calling child protective services on people he doesn't know, finding out all of their personal information so they can tangle on them to authorities, trying to get shows canceled by calling police, calling the mayor of a city that we tried to do a live show. So a lot of great details in there. Vince, I think I opened your eyes to Maddo Maddox really is. You don't have to sell me.

All you should have done when I first said to you, why is this guy a creeper say he tried to get someone's show canceled? I know. I'm an easy sell. I know. What should do that? That's all it takes. It's crazy because if anyone else did that,

that's what I would lead with. But with Maddox, there's so many other things that that's like 18th down on the list of of shitty things he does. One of the things that was wild, and you have to go back and listen to it. I think you said it correctly, he threatened to call child protective services on that woman. He did call one guy's probation officer. Yes.

The fuck out of here. So go listen to that. You need to do that. And thank you for those of you have heard it. So you were talking about, obviously, this show was a contest. Every single week, Vinny and I compete to find out who can bring the biggest creep in a different category. And you beat me. The score is wrong on the board right now.

But Vinny actually swept me last week. He won five in a row to win five nothing. You know, the first person he gets a five wins the round. The person has to spin the wheel of consequences. I happen to land on my favorite number, number six, because that was past the spin to the other. So how many toes he has. So Vinny then, six total or on each foot? I'm convinced.

Who knows? So Vinny then spun and it landed on winner's choice. and so I chose that Benny has to sit and listen to our boy Tom what's his name Myers Tom Myers that's the guy's name it was in the Tom Myers all of his uh stand-up specials I found three okay that that sounds good I found three so far I'm gonna keep looking I'm gonna do the consequence right you make America a Nate again right yeah okay yeah that's the newest one right I think so yeah that's great it's the warmest pile of shit that they're going to give me. That'll be good. Now, Vinnie was complaining. He thinks that

there was some cheating going on based on how that all went down. Do you want to air your agreement with this? I didn't say it was some cheating. I feel like things moved so fast that I dropped the ball. Now, the same way we said before, we're not going to go back and change rules. But God damn it. And you know what? Who summed it up nicely? Right here, Red Jared C with a $10 super chat said, as a passionate creep, last week was horseshit. The way I see it, even though Carl passed the spin, Vinny was still the winner of the round

and should have been the one making winner's choice. Now, what a great point. Now, Red Jared C, technically that is correct. But is it the spirit of the rule? It's not because the whole point, it's the other person gets to choose what you have to do, the thing that you really don't want to do. If you got to choose your own consequence,

he could have chosen to spin the wheel or pass the spin back to me. So there's a lot of loyal people who listen to this show and the fact that you just said the spirit of the rule. Yes. It's what we need to stick to. Yes. That you made that argument is so goddamn absurd.

How dare you? What do you mean? You threw your Buffalo, your Ray Finkel jersey off. Uh-huh. Five seconds walking into the stadium. No, no, no. It was third quarter.

No, it wasn't. I was wearing that jersey up until the third quarter. And I'd have to write the fourth because the bills are up by four scores. Yeah. All you do is skirt, the spirit of the rules with a stupid grin on your face. so mad about that. I love it. So listen, Carl is right. I do stick to the spirit of the rules. Okay. Very good. And I'm going to do my consequence. And I'm probably, if all goes well, I'm planning on doing it this Wednesday evening. I think this Wednesday. Because I know that I wanted to get

involved, why and Mike wanted to get involved in it. Oh, no shit. Yeah, yeah. We want to pop in for a little bit with you when you're listening to Tom Myers. So maybe what I'll do is, um, how about I start? What time do you guys do who are these socials on thursday well we're actually doing it uh thanks for asking because blind mike is going to vegas for skank fest this week so we are doing who are these socials tuesday night prime time who are these socials 8 p.m eastern time and uh so i think my uh my wednesday is just my regular wATP at five okay okay hmm blind mike can't make it that time then i don't know he can't it can't do thursday we might be able to do wednesday all right i'll send him out. I'll just let you guys know. I was planning on doing it this week. I just want to get it

done with. I mean, oh, stop. I do just want to get it done with. I don't want to be you walking around with a fucking black cloud over my head of consequences that I haven't done. You have too many black clouds over your head already. I understand fucking shit. I understand. Rocco or B 2002. Thank you for the two bucks. J.D.I. World Order. I think I know what that means. Just do it. W. Oh, my God. Mechanical Ape coming through with a two bucks. Hey, Carl, how was Gary Adia? Yeah, that one didn't work out real well captain's spirit of the rules that one didn't work out real well and then instead of doing that i wore a dolphin jersey to a bills game but now buddy's complaining about that too so guys look at it well we're going to dwell on what happened in the past or we're going to look

forward to the future i say let's look forward to a fantastic future starting with a brand new round and of course we started our round last week with the creepiest high school football coach you went to the creepoff dot com and voted for who brought the biggest creep and our results girl, Danny, is waiting patiently for her turn. Danny, Danny, read in results, oh, dandy. Please won't you post that fanny all over the Patreon, Danny, Danny, that body's so uncanny.

Boys move like lamb and shandy. Oh, yeah, she's my creep girl. Hello, hello. Hey, Danny, how you doing? Good. How are you guys? All right, we got to bring up the enthusiasm. Let's try that one again. Hey, Danny, how are you doing? Awesome. How are you guys? Yeah, I'm great. I'm doing fantastic. Happy Monday team with the bills on tonight. It's an exciting day, a fun day. It's not a fun day if the bills are on. It is a fun day. They're favored by five. I'm sure you knew that, Danny. Did we get people voting for who brought the creepiest high school football coach? Of course we did. We sure did. It was awesome, too. I think you might be right about that. Let's see if it was awesome.

Yeah, it was very awesome. 66% of the vote for the creepiest high school football coach. Carl Hamburger has won this now. We haven't heard these sound effects in a while, I haven't. I think I just stopped the seven-week losing streak, as I think what I just did. I had to bring in Tim Walls to help me with that. But thank you guys. Thanks for voting.

We're so happy that your political pan. rendering one the day. Me too. Me too. Fucking asshole. Suck it, Vinny. Suck it. Man, if only I was such a good sport. You kick me while I'm down. He's a real asshole, everybody. All right, Carl. All right. Hey, Vinny, you better be nice to me. I might be playing quarterback for the dolphin in a couple weeks. Please. Run it out of choices over there. Why? Listen, dude, they don't have cleats that fit you. You're not playing quarterback for anybody. All right.

So one of my toes sticks out the side. So what? The toenail has a lot of grip, right? Really fucking grip the turf. So Danny, how are you feeling? I know a little Lady Kay, how's Lady Kay growing? She's good. Let's see.

I've got like six or seven weeks somewhere between there now. And it's coming up harder. Yeah, I bet. But once that, happens no more problems yeah you'll be in the clear all you have is a newborn to worry about other than that no problems at all easy easy i hear they're kind of set it and forget it yeah yeah newborns you feed them like once or twice a week and they mostly just sleep you're supposed to put them somewhere warm i read and if they start crying shake them i think that's it yeah shake the shit

out of them yeah i'll shut them up forever daddy don't listen to us for parenting advice please we do not We're not good at that. No, I know. I have to. Always remember, scalding hot. Scalding hot. For the bottles or bath? Both?

Yes. Okay. Yes and yes. Okay. The chat likes it when we get you laughing because you jiggle more. Oh, do I? I'm sure I do. It's good stuff.

We're talking to her or me. Oh, sorry. Fair enough. Very good. all right daddy you're the greatest we'll see you next week at danny desolation on instagram everybody goodbye thank you for bringing bad news oh that was great news dandy's finally doing her job correctly it's been a while i was starting to get worried about whether she could even be a viable results girl moving forward but she really showed today that she does know how to do the job

you're a stupid idiot car i've been called worse stupid idiot i've been called worse well today we are having wild card because what we do is uh once so Somebody has to spin the wheel. The next week, we do a wild car. Let's just find the creepiest creep that exists. And we'll just compete on that. So, Vinny, you ready to start this week's competition? Carl, ring that bell.

And we're coming for you today, buddy. All right, I want to introduce you to my creep, Joseph McCann. He was born in London. By the time he was 10 years old, the family had moved into public housing in Manchester. And Joseph and his two brothers were a terror in their neighborhood. he had his first running with the law at the age of 11 and his first conviction for theft at the age of 13 other incidents included setting

fire to vehicles carrying out muggings vandalizing property and throwing bricks at people oh Jesus they were evicted from the homes they were evicted from the homes they're put up in this public housing and these kids are such terrors are like you got to go we can't be here anymore I feel like that explains a lot of British people's teeth

yes that's what happened to me people can throw in bricks well i understand why someone threw a brick at you yeah they still do so they got kicked out of the neighborhood well joseph and his brothers would come back to the neighborhood just to fuck with everyone more so at the age of 14 he was subject to one of the UK's first anti-social behavior orders an ASBO and basically this is in the late 90s basically it's not illegal it's it's illegal for him to even insults someone because he's under this order. So he even just says like, hey, Vinny, you fat fuck,

you fat fucking retarded fat fuck fuck. Fuck head. Okay. Okay. I get it. He could be arrested for that because of this order that he has. How do I get one of those? So after he goes to the courtroom and is given this anti-social behavior order,

he comes out of the court, him and his brothers. Check out that photo I put in the, uh, the folder here. Uh, flipping off reporters. Yeah, flipping off reporters. Correct. Oh, God. So that's him in the middle. There's his younger brother to his left, older brother to his right.

And I know you know that in Britain, the sign for fuck you is the two fingers back like that. So they're just coming out of the courtroom, like these little kids are just like, yeah, fuck you. We don't give a fuck. I like him. It's hilarious. Cute kid, too. What do you know? In 1999, they moved to the south of England where he continued to commit crimes like car theft and property damage.

He was put in prison for his crimes until 2007 when he was released. he broke into a house of an elderly man threatened to stab him and stole his money. CCTV got him and he pled guilty to aggravated burglary and was sentenced to imprisonment for public protection, IPP, which is an indefinite sentence. So basically what the court said was every time this guy is out, he's a nuisance. So let's just put him in prison until we could figure out what to do with them. Why don't we have that here? It's a great system, honestly.

It's really great. It would be if it were to crime. So he would be released once the parole board for England and Wales became satisfied that he would no longer pose a risk to the public. And then when he is released, he has 10 years probation. So he slips up at all. He's right back in prison and right back under this imprisonment for public protection order. So he was in prison for eight years. And he carried out rehabilitation courses and risk reduction courses.

So finally in 2017, they released a. him and quickly he was arrested for theft car theft and burglary so in january of 2018 he was sentenced to three years and four months but they fucked up benny because remember he's under this probation he should have been right back with an indefinite sentence instead they put him in for three years four months and they let him out on probation less than halfway through that sentence oh no yes so in under two years he's back out now we're looking at 2019 and he decided to do something different you know he's been doing breaking into people's houses stabbing like doing all this kind of ship yeah you know not not stabbing's but he's threatened people with knives a lot in order to get

his way sure we just he decided to try something new so in 2019 he abducted and raped a 21 year old woman who was walking home from the bar he told her that men were coming to beat her up for what she did to his little sister he's like hey i know what you did to my sister and there's a bunch of guys who have a real problem with you and they're coming to find you no listen I'm not an expert in picking up women, but that's probably not the best pickup line. Well, it scared the shit out of her. Yeah. So this woman, she's in the car because he makes her get into his car.

And she goes, look at, I'm not the woman you're looking for. I'll prove it because he's calling her Haley. She goes, no, no, no, I'll prove it. She shows him her driver's license. And that wasn't a great idea because now he knows where she lives. So he drives her home, goes inside with her and rapes her on her own bed for five hours. and then he leaves she goes to the police she does everything you're supposed to do unfortunately because he had never sexually assaulted anyone before his DNA was not in the

system so they don't know who it was oh boy then fuck this one up didn't that then a 25 year old woman was walking home after work she got out late it was a little after midnight and uh what happened next i'm going to let disturbing on youtube explain what happened to this 25 year old so uh she was on oh god sorry i got it as she was on the way to approaching her house joseph rushed her and grabbed her by the head he covered her mouth and said he would stab her if she screamed he dragged the poor woman into his car and drove away what happened next was unbelievably cruel joseph forced himself upon her over and over again and included all orifices Joseph smacked and punched her

and threatened to hit her over the head with a bottle of vodka that he had been drinking from. Joseph then forced the woman to perform all manner of acts upon him. He made her urinate on him, and then he urinated in her mouth, forcing the woman to drink it. Joseph then threatened to make her eat his feces if she didn't call him daddy

and say that she was a child to him throughout the ordeal. The psychological and physical torture was unparalleled and it continued for 14 hours joseph tormented the poor woman 14 hours he's got this 25 year old just trying to walk home from work in his car driving around pissing in her mouth uh stone man calls it the two point conversion i'm not familiar with that that's fun no i like it i like how he's like i'm going to make you eat my shit yeah she's like i believe you all right whatever you want daddy i got it i got it so he's driving around with this woman who he's uh raping and peeing on and stuff.

Threating to kill her a lot, you know, that old gag. Sure. And then they pull up and there's a 21-year-old woman with her 18-year-old sister walking down the road. And he's like, oh, cool. We should probably get more people part of this party. Oh, new friends. The 21-year-old, he drags into the car.

The little sister escaped. Okay. But now he's got the 21-year-old and this 25-year-old in the car at the same time. Now, what age is he at this point? He is 30. Okay. Over the next two hours, the other 21-year-old was essayed in the worst possible ways. Joseph also forced the two women to engage in

activities with each other. He threatened to slip their throats and throw them into the river if they caused any trouble. Despite the 21-year-old woman telling Joseph that she was a virgin due to her religious beliefs, he hit her until she removed her clothing. He subjected her to similar humiliations as the other woman in the car. So he's peeing in her mouth too, apparently. so has hey hey stop it i'm religious ever stopped a rape before you think maybe once maybe was maybe someone was just like you know what i'm respectful of people's religious beliefs i don't want to do that do you i don't even think it stopped priests no it definitely does not it definitely does not so he's making these two go down at each other he's peeing on him he's uh raping them it's a whole scene minnie it's a

whole scene so he locked him in the car and tried to go get a hotel room for them because it's not as comfortable in the car as it would be in a room and a bed. When he came back, he opened up the door and they grabbed his bottle of vodka and smashed him over the head with it. And they were able to escape. Okay. So now there's a manhunt for this guy. Finally.

So these two women are just like, holy crap, we got to tell you what happened to us. And so they're looking for him. So he flees town. He goes back to Manchester. And a week later, he's at a pub and there's this drunk woman at the bar.

And he convinces her to bring him home. She's like, ah, yeah, you're pretty hot. All right, let's go. So there, he goes into the house, ties her up to her bed. This woman's a little too old for him, apparently, because he went to the room next door where her 17-year-old daughter slept. And he started raping the 17-year-old daughter. She said, make myself at home.

The mom laid there helpless as she heard screams for over three hours. He tore up her ass and vagina. She was bleeding from both. He was doing all of this. in front of her eight-year-old brother, who he then also raped. Vinny, this is incredible. This is unreal. This is not incredible.

This is awful. This is so awful. The daughter, the daughter, the 17-year-old daughter, as he's raping the boy, gets up and jumps out of the second-story window, breaks both of her heels on landing. But the fact that she was able to get out was enough for him to be like, all right, I got to go. People are looking for me as it is. So he flees.

and the son unties the mom and so she gets up which is nice now he's running around it's the afternoon and he ends up at a supermarket and he decides to abduct a 71 year old woman who just got done grocery shopping right from the supermarket parking lot he gets in the car punches her right in the face and go drive we're going places he tells her they just killed someone and he'll kill her they drive around for five hours and he's sexually assaulting the 71 year old as she's driving him this is the horniest fucking guy it gets worse so we as they're driving around he sees a 13 year old girl walking around and he decides oh we should probably pick her up too so they pull over he snags the 13 year old and uh he tells the 13 year old's like

listen I know what you've been doing on social media to my sister it's fucked up so you better get in this car because we got to figure this out right now and so this is pretty disturbing again with Disturbans, a channel here. He kept the girl hostage. With the 71-year-old woman driving, Joseph told the young girl that he loved her and that she was now his girlfriend. He began to forcibly kiss and touch her under her clothing.

Traces of his male DNA were later found on her trousers. All right, so he made combsies. He knotted on my leg! He made combsies with the 13-year-old girl as the 71-year-old is driving them around. They stop at a convenience store where the old lady and the little girl escape. They leave the car, but they get out of there. So now he's got the car and he's driving.

He sees two 14-year-old girls. He drives up and ducks both of them, gets them both in the car, and told them that they had been bullying his sister again. I know you too. You put on social media bullying my sister. Get in this car right now. You know how I hope this ends. I hope he goes to the wrong.

teenage girls. Like, yeah, we've been bullied your sister. What of it? Yeah, well, boy, you too, asshole. So the police see the car, because this is a stolen vehicle now they all know what's going on. And they get into a high speed police chase with the two 14 year old girls in the car. This guy's going the wrong way in a roundabout, smashes

into a Mercedes, veers off, drives into a building, smashes up the car. He gets out and starts running. Now the two girls are safe, thankfully. Now we have a nine hour long manhunt where they're trying to find this guy if you want to play my video this it's a silent video we can talk over it but there's some footage of this guy on foot just trying to get away

from everyone so that's what he looks like right there and so this is you can see him he's running through people's backyards climbing over fences yes he is on the lamb there's a manhunt for him no bini they have put up these roadblocks right so that no cars can get out of there and they're going to find him. Right there, you saw someone running, looking for him. Then he creeps out from behind the car. So he goes through the roadblock, pause it real quick. He goes through the roadblock, and he's in the back of a cab,

and he's holding a pint glass. He's pretending to just like be coming from the pub. He's just drunk. And they go, I don't know, you kind of look familiar. Can you lift your shirt up? Because he's got this tattoo on his stomach. So he goes, yeah, yeah, I'll show you. It's right.

And then he just takes off and he runs for it. Sure. So now they're on foot. They're all chasing him. He gets away. and then lo and behold that fucking guy got away yes low and be old 3 a.m.

there he is up in that tree he was he climbed a tree and hidden it and you can hit play again this is then where they find him and they go okay buddy you got to you gotta get down from the tree now he's like yeah I guess I guess I don't really have anywhere else to go you're probably right so they put a nice little

ladder up there for him so he's able to climb down safely God forbid something bad would happen to him that'd be terrible so there he is being detained what a piece of shit he was convicted on 37 offenses and given 33 life sentences 33 life sentences but you know what minnie that's fair the minute the uh minimum is only 30 years and then he's eligible for parole again because it's the UK is what they do but they actually changed the law for this guy and made it 40 years yay I guess so he'll be in for uh for at least 40 years

Joseph McCann. Thank you, Chris, who recommended this. Yes, this guy is a real jerk. Vote for Carl at the creepoff.com. Well, Carl, that's a very, very good creep. Because that guy sucks. Pretty creepy. Fuck him.

Pretty creepy. I want to introduce you to my creep today. He's also British, Carl. Oh, yeah. His name is David Fuller. I like his fashion sense. I like to pull my socks up, too. That's why I pulled that.

I thought you would notice. I like my socks up. Yeah, this. guy might be related to Carl. Cool. Look at his dumb smile. Yeah, he's a cool guy. Okay. Nice haircut. He was born in the 50s. He trained as an electrician and maintenance man while working in Navy shipyards and Portsmouth. As a kid, he got in a lot of trouble, though. Kind of like your guy, maybe not as, maybe not the same types of crimes.

Okay. For example, he was stealing bikes and then he was also a firebug. He was burning down properties, which is not good. At school, he was also in trouble because it turned out that he was committed a string of what police called Creeper burglaries. Oh. Is that official classification? In England, apparently, I'm guessing panty raids.

I don't know what the fuck he was doing. Some Lisa Boswell shit? Is that you're telling me? I think he was doing some Lisa Boswell shit. Okay. By 1987, when this picture was taken, he had gotten his life together, Carl. He was a married 30-something living outside of Turnbridge Wells and Kent, England.

By all accounts, a very mild-mannered guy. bird watching enthusiast in fact i like that too i know thought i'd bring that up he uh he also loved the band cutting crew okay big fan of cutting crew so much he followed them around europe on tour as their unofficial photographer cool yeah a bit of a hoarder we'll get to that later but i digress there was some trouble going on in his town around the time that this picture was taken you see there was a deranged killer running around free two women were brutally raped and killed in what's called a bed sit, which is basically like a renting a room in these apartment buildings. They called them bed sits.

That sounds kind of scary. They thought that it was like a serial killer. Well, the one on the left was Wendy Kell. She had a job at a Photoshop called Super Snaps. Ironically, the place David would take his cutting crew and bird pictures to be developed. Oh, what are the chances? On the night of June 22nd, her boyfriend had dropped her at home. The following day, they found her naked body, covered in blood.

dead on her bed after being raped. Nobody heard anything through the thin walls, but she had been battered, sexually assaulted, and strangled. Maybe not in that order. Then young Aubrey Plaza here on the right, Carolyn Pierce, was 20 and worked at a place called Buster Brown's, very popular restaurant. The night she disappeared,

the reports of screaming from her doorstep. It was three weeks before Carolyn's body was discovered, 40 miles away, dumped naked, apart from her tights, in an overgrown ditch, basically, a drainage ditch, all they had to go on this for, they called them the bed sit murders. They assumed they were linked

because of the proximity of the time that they happened near each other and just the way that they were murdered, strangled, and such. Major crimes. Shee. We're talking 80s here. No DNA.

There's no national database for offender profiles. They didn't make that until eight years after this. All they had was forensic evidence that they didn't know how to do. do shit with. Bloody fingerprint on a shopping bag, a footprint on the cuff of a white blouse, and some cum on a pair of us tights. So by 2019, though, Carl, this case set completely dormant. Nobody did anything with it. Wow. And then they start running all this shit now. They've got all this new technology,

so they're going through cold cases. And they had some new techniques. And they used that sperm sample on Carolyn's tights. You ever heard of a familial DNA car? I'm not familiar with familial DNA. Well, basically what it means is they can identify if someone is related to a person whose DNA is discovered at a crime scene. Okay, that makes sense. To help them break down.

I would have figured that out, I think. Yeah, okay. Unfortunately for David Fuller, his brother was in the database. So now there's a match. Police studied their family tree and honed in on one relative that happened to be David

because he was the closest in relation to the location of the crimes. And age kind of matched where he would have been old enough to do this. By 2020, though, David was living with his third wife. Oh, hold on. Well, there's David. He's living with his third wife and his teenage son in Heathfield, West Sussex. Oh, so he's a good member of society at this point, just living a good life. Absolutely, Birdwatcher, still loving cutting crew. He worked as an electrician at the hospital, where he had to

give us fingerprints for government mandated background checks. Guess who won the pony, Carl? Oh, December 2020, police arrived at his house, knowing that his thumbprint matched the one from the scene and knowing that the DNA is very close. So they show up at his house. We're talking 23 years later. I'm sorry, 37 years later, whatever it is, police arrived at his house with a search warrant. And man, they had a problem because like I said, this guy was a hoarder, dude. And he had computer hardware everywhere, hoarded since the 80s, including hundreds of hard drives. I got to tell you, man, that old computer equipment, it never gets obsolete.

You really should just hold on to it for as long as you can. All the CRT monitors you have and floppy drives. You never know. It never becomes obsolete. Just hold on to it. Yep. It's like it's a cycle. I'll come back around again.

Well, I'll be using Apple 2E's again. I'm going back to floppy very soon. Me too. Yep. They found 2,200 obsolete storage drives, old hard drives, 30 mobile phones and sim cards I might have that many in my house too actually I never traded my phone

they just pile up they do don't that yeah he had 30 mobile phones and sim cards yeah and they found this photo Carl just a ton of old photos and here's the thing this is david lane face down in the mid 80s yeah who took this photo I'd be like um guess and his wife yeah let me know next time I'll pose

well his wife really didn't do him any favors because those shoes there match the shoe print from the seed. Oh, but a lot of people owed shoes. Sure, but it's all circumstantial evidence. Now you get the thumbprint, now you got the shoes. Now, Carl, I got to be honest with you, this sounds kind of lame compared to your guy. You know what I mean?

Like your guy. Yeah, my guy was a creep. Yeah, your guy was rather raping people. Yeah. But they started digging through this stuff and they found millions, millions of images of videos of child porn, like ESO level. That's not funny at all, Gilbert.

They found it on floppy disks, DVDs. Jackie, DVDs of kitty porn, Carl, this is my head. George, you're in on this too? This is not funny. This is awful.

So then they started digging around, you know, because I'm not done yet, Carl. I got, uh, one more thing, sir. I almost forgot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice, so they start digging get her out and they find this thing inside of this old cupboard and it was pushed against

the wall in a weird way. They pulled it away from the wall and screwed it on the back you could see there was a holder that they called it. They said it was containing four hard drives. So obviously they started examining those hard drives and

Carl what they found was a bunch of home videos of David Fuller that he had made at his job inside the mortuary freezers at his job at the hospital where he was an electrician you see he recorded himself going around the world on corpses in the morgue jesus christ the folders in some of these hard drives are labeled with the names of the victims they contain images and videos of him fucking their corpses oh boy as well as saved videos and

images from like their Facebook pages and social medias so he could remember them by yeah but when this when this chick was alive she was pretty hot guys i mean she might be like a three now but she was a seven yeah uh they were mostly female bodies including three children and uh the files go back to 2007 all the way to that november when they came to his house in December like that month no one told me there was going to be boasting so this guy because he's he was an electrician had an all-access swipe card. He could go anywhere he wanted to. And apparently they went back and they're like,

oh, yeah, look at that. He went to the morgue a lot. At the newer hospital, the fridges used to store the bodies had doors at each end. He would go to one of them in particular. And one end is covered by the CCTV cameras. The other one is not when you go around at this corner. How did he know that?

Because he's the electrician who installed the cameras. Right. So he made a blind spot. for himself nice and he did this for 14 years um do you think like he would walk around and just see like a patient who's not doing well and be like oh sweet yeah tomorrow's gonna be a good day yes i do you hear someone flatline he gets a boner he's like oh nice i got a new girlfriend fun fact yeah see this a nice little notebook i do he kept the names of all the uh the corpses he fucked a list i mean having everything on videotape is probably bad enough i don't know if you need

to write down the names is it is it worse that he labeled it with his name on the front of it what a fucking idiot i cried i spit coffee when i saw it's a record key for this one wow so want to know the numbers carl sure he kept he kept some records all right almost complete records uh 1002 girls and women okay and the ages of the victims 9 to 100 100 he's just a 100 year old corpse

Carl wow just for probably the notoriety of it I would think right there was no way that thing was warm at all there is no way that thing was yeah that thing hadn't been warm decades oh god so would you like to know what the police how the police described him when they questioned

him sure uh no remorse at all for any of this and uh He feels quite sorry for himself. Oh, I mean, he really, these people aren't victims. They didn't know what happened. He's quite calm. Well, he murdered two women.

That's true. And he confessed to murdering them. But that was so long ago, Vinny. Can't you let go? Remember what I said earlier in the program? Let's look forward to the future. Let's stop dwelling on the past. Well, we're going to keep talking about the past.

They also described him as very selfish. He's extremely dangerous as an individual for somebody to be able to just do what he's done and then present himself as is as normal as he was and the way he functioned at such a high level for being such a depraved maniac. Now, they heard from the victims, the mother of the nine-year-old who got raped by him. It was a little,

a young little black girl that he went around the world with inside of the freezer. And then he filmed it. He filmed all of this shit, dude. Why do you keep saying going around the world with? That's three holers. Okay. Three holers from the world.

Okay. yeah never heard that expression do you have did he pee in their mouths and make them swallow it though they can't swallow it they can't swallow it they know i know bennie the mother said she will be haunted forever by this yeah yeah now he pled guilty to 51 offenses including 44 charges relating to the 78 of the identified corpses now there's a hundred and two total and the reason i say that is because at first there was 78 that they were able to identify with the book and everything like that and they were able to read in the videos their hospital tags that were on their bodies okay so they sentenced him to uh what is called a whole life three months probation

whole life prison term meaning rest of your life no parole yeah it's called life yeah now they also had to bring him back to court and sentence him again for another 23 which they weren't able to identify it first. So he's in jail forever. A hundred and two fucking corpses. This guy fucked. He murdered two women, lived his life, fucking amassed a metric shit ton of child pornography on every type of media imaginable over that time before he started fucking the corpses in the freezer at his job. I trust that when you go to the creepoff.com this week, you will avenge me and do the right thing and vote for your pal Vinnie. Thank you. All right. Great presentation. Vinny. That David Fuller guy seems like a real

jerk he is a real jerk i'm gonna get him off the screen he's hard to look at i'm with you on that yeah there we go all right wow what a competition wild card brings out some wild ones doesn't it this is pretty evil today yeah pretty evil sadistic fucking sick british people and for all you people who are watching this and enjoying it shame on you shame on all of you this is what you enjoy for entertainment purposes you know it's great though us we're amazing bad at all we're amazing and you know what, Vinny, I like to do something, bring some levity to us because we do talk about some heinous shit on this show. We're trying to have fun with it, but it's, it's tough. So, well, it is Super Chat Monday. Maybe we should hit that. And then I got a Carl's cop cam that you're going

to enjoy quite a bit. Awesome. Today, but let's get caught up here with Labrined Mystic saying, since Vinny won, expect votes for Vinny to get the victories sweep he deserved and the next coming around then, Carl. Good point. I think, uh, I can't sweep him though, because he's already up one on me. Oh, yeah, Coop, thank you for not going to Greenland, sir. Hey, great to see Coof here. Bracive, thanks for becoming the member of the YouTube channel. Yes.

We truly appreciate that. I have a WATP shirt on the way. I need a creep-off shirt too. Well, sir, you might be in luck. Carl. Yes. What do you think of creep-off trucker hats? I would do that.

I don't wear trucker hats personally, but people like him. Yeah, might do some creep-off trucker hats. they might be common and they might throw the t-shirts back up on the website. Joseph Collins, I believe, is the gentleman who did a review of my hot sauce recently on his Instagram. Thank you for that, Joseph. He enjoyed it quite a bit. Silk City hotsauce.com. WATP promo code 20% off. Joseph Collins says, okay, Carl wins. Correct. Joseph Collins. He only said that because he didn't hear mine yet. Well, he still believes it, though. Levern Mystic, two bucks. Carl finally going from half-ass to full-ass. That's right. I'm full-ass today, baby.

she gut thanks to the two bucks I thought around the world was a yo-yo trick that's what I was confusing it with too it can be walk the dog around the world yeah you're never going to hear that song by

oh fuck why am I forgetting the DJ's name I know what you're thinking of I don't know the name either yeah let's just interrupt your thought of prizes with this I can't wait to see calls cock can fight with the

Cops for no reason. Will you please show me cause Corkham? Lose all your rights. Ruin your life. Now, what happened here is we're on a throughway and a car drove off the road into a ditch, flipped around a few times. And so police and firefighters are there on the scene trying to assess the situation. And that's when our friend Summer.

speeds by in her car almost hitting people and then she pulls up to the scene of this accident that's where we start let's see what's going on here so she pulls up to the same have their hands full with a bad traffic crash

but things only get worse and worse after someone new arrives to the scene you can see the divot once you get up there said that she rolled it hard as and it is pretty I went to find somebody like it's got to be like All right, let me call.

Hey, where are you got going on? Hey. Hi. What's you got going on? I'm just trying to get home. Okay, can you pull you... Please, don't. No, okay, can you just pull your car over here for me?

Okay, just pull it right here in front of this, in front of this. And stop right there. Okay, can you shut it off for me? What's your name, dear? No, I can't. Can you tell me your name, dear? Huh? This one's emotional, Vinny.

This woman is a mess. Did she just turn herself in? Yes. For GUI? She basically just pulled up, rolled down her window, went, oh, my God, guys, you can't arrest me. Please don't arrest me. So you're telling me this drug saw the sirens, thought they were for her,

and pulled over. I think so. And really was just trying to. Yeah, I think she's very confused, Minnie, because the sad thing is that she just can't have an OVI. She just got through paying

for her last OVI's. We'll see in our next clip here. What is that? Birth control? That is Operation of Vehicle while intoxicated. Oh, okay. I just got done doing with my OBI. Like, I could not do this again. Well, I don't know what you're talking about.

Why are you saying that? You just got done dealing with an OBI. I'm not talking about an OVI area. No, but I just can't deal with another one. You can't deal with another one? No. Why are you saying that? Right now is because I need money because my house just got broken into and got all my

I stole in my money. Oh, it had a bad day. My driver. Sounds like you needed a drink. I just got it. I don't know. I just got my whole VI last November. Right.

I just paid for all of it. Oh, boy. So this is April. So in November, she got an OVI. She just got done paying for it. She finally got her license back. And she's like, okay, I'm going to be on the straight and narrow now. You don't have to worry about me.

I've learned my lesson. I will not be drinking and driving anymore. I know that's bad. Don't worry about that. This is so, if I'm in the cop, I'm almost like, all right, just go, please. I don't think that would be a smart move. I think she's a danger to herself and everyone else. the road. Yeah, I know, but this is just so pitiful. Well, okay, my, my next clip here,

number three, this is the definition of the word pathetic as they, they finally get her out of the vehicle. Oh, is she going to live stream to a couple hundred people completely drunk? No. Okay. I don't want to drive home. I don't want to. How much have you had to drink? Um, a few drinks. How much is a few? Enough. Okay. Can you come over here fine? Please, please. I got to get you out of the roadway. Look how far your car is the roadway somewhere. Look, look, look. I don't want to do this. I don't want to.

Let's walk over here to the front of. Please, let me come back to town. We're going to walk right over here. This is so pathetic. They haven't even, I can't even laugh. I feel so bad. Like, we watch these women that are pulled over that are completely obliterated like this. And they're so, like, not just contrite for it.

And they don't turn themselves in like idiots. I know immediately the government was like, what are you talking about? I haven't said anything to you about anything. And she's just like, you're taking me to jail, aren't you? Like,

I guess probably. It seems that way now. Yeah. But there's a few things, a few patterns that we've seen, especially from people this age when they get pulled over by the police. Yeah. I mean,

one of them obviously is they have an attorney and they're going to sue you and all that kind of stuff. The other one is they're mommy. I just need to call my mommy and she'll fix all of this in my next clip. In my next clip here. Do you know how often cops have someone slap, push a cell phone in their face with someone's parent on the other end of that? Probably all the time.

Oh, I would just smash their phones and shoot them like Yosemite Sam. Do you want me to go to my mom? Like, I know. No, I can't listen to you because I'm going to get fucked up. I'm getting a hot leaf from them. What do you mean? I did this with support.

Oh, no. Summer, listen to me, Summer. No. No. She just goes, I'm going to get my ass kicked. He goes, what do you, by who? She's like, by that point, the firefighters.

They're going to kick my ass. You know that. What are you playing dumb? Did you see them? The one guy just had an axe. He was just slapping in his hand. Don't be so naive, officer. You know what this is all about.

Wow. This is, the guy was even laughing at her. Do you notice that? Oh, please. How could you not? What's going out of here? This is completely insane. Carl, pathetic is not a strong enough for it.

I know. There has to be something more than pathetic. So the question is, where are you heading? Where are you coming from? The bar. These are questions that are asked very often. And normally when you're driving your vehicle, you know, the answers to them. Let's see if she does.

I just want to go home. Where are you coming from? Thornville. Where are you headed now? Thornville. You're coming from Thorntonville and you're headed a phone. And I'm having to have

in Thorneville. I don't know that. I know, but I'm saying that you're like, I don't like this. Go out the back. I don't like that. I don't like it.

It's not. It's that. It is that. That you are correct about that. She's coming from Thornville. on our way to Thornville, many sounds like she's just like going for, you remember when people used to go for a drive just for fun?

Yeah, I'm pretty loaded. Let's go for a ride. See how fast we can go. We were all teenagers once, Carl. It's so stupid. All right, so now the firefighter is going to explain to the police officer what he witnessed.

All right. This lady came up, I would say every bit of 80 miles an hour, almost sideswiped that car, almost in our engine head on, hit the air horn. She stopped. She'd be able to just break out and start saying that she'll go back to jail and eat the house and I don't know why she's not in jail.

So she could have just driven past this and no one would have badder than I because they got their own fucking shit going on. They have to deal with. And instead, she's driving so fast towards them that they put on the sirens, the air horn. They're like, so she pulls over. And then they're like, hey, ma'am, can we help you? What's up? So listen, if you're riding dirty and you see the cops have somebody pulled over. Yeah.

just keep going don't look at it just keep going yep they already got somebody they ain't looking for you yes they ain't looking for you stupid yeah what are you gonna delete laws it and walk right up what seems to be going on over here officer anything i can assist with hello officer i have a couple of questions is this a lawful detaination i got my trifle all right i have my trifle in uh my clip seven here we're going to see the things start to escalate a little bit i'll do the firefighter finally fuck her up. Stop pushing. Stop pushing.

Oh, boy. That officer was being so patient with her. And then for her to all of a sudden start attacking him physically is very stupid. But also, I would say uncalled for it. It's also a fallity. Yep. That's also a problem with that. Sam Bibley, I have to disagree.

He says, wrong, Vinnie. If you're riding dirty and you see the cops have somebody pulled over, it's your responsibility to save that person from the cops. That's solidarity, bro. That is true. That's what being a man. That's what being a man is all about. He's right.

You've got to be a bro. Hassel the cops, everybody. That's what we learned here. Annoy the shots of every chance you get. And don't tell my friend Johnny, I said that to you. Yeah, bring Johnny back again. We do that to get Johnny back out again. He's fun.

Dude, did you see who they're looking for? I sent you the oh everyone sent me that like Jesus Christ I got there from so many people like oh does Anthony know about this I'm sure Anthony knows about this yeah we did the thing about the Maplewood Park shooting and the kids they're looking for his name is Nward Johnson with 1G it's insane yeah who names their kids it's I don't think that's a Christian name I don't think so either all right all right so um my my clip eight we're please are not happy with her being aggressive no not that well don't get my face then how about that don't get my face and then i wouldn't have to get aggressive yeah officer why y'all get up my grill yo

i can't tell you how much i hate drunks and i'm sitting right here buddy come on how the fuck was weed illegal for so long i know fucking people are just running up be raging assholes on fucking booze. Jesus Christ. You know what it is? The alcoholics were just better at not following the law than, well, that's not true. I know. I got to rethink that.

Makes no fucking sense. I got to think that. It is the name of a country, Wassa. That is true, but it's still a ridiculous name to call someone. All right. Moving on. So now, she starts getting demanding. Obviously, she's the one calling the shots around.

here, Vinnie? Well, listen, she did surrender on her terms. I think

that gives her a little bit of ability to dictate some things. I want to call my mom.

I want to call my mom. Right now. No, I'm dead ass. Seriously. Stop being so rude to me. Stop being so

really. Give the car. Hey. Hey, you. Why don't you calm down? Leave them kids alone.

Hey, calm down. He's so... Pumped out. Oh, down. Call down. Remember what she didn't want to go to jail? That was like the first thing she was thinking. She's like, I don't want to go back to jail.

That sucks. I don't want to do that. And now she's begging them to take her to jail immediately. But she does want to call her mom right now. And I think that she gets to make the rules on this of when she gets to call her mom, I'm sure. Sorry. need to comment on the chat stone man 623 how you doing buddy long time let's see hates booze runs a comedy club to drink minimum please two drink minimum no what i said was i hate drunks yes well because he

works at the comedy club that's why correct because these fucking bachelorette parties coming here ruined the show for everyone i was at rich boss witnessing these people in the front row ruining the whole entire show dude i i just told a story on here like two weeks ago when i was up at saratoga springs the drunk guy cornering me mm-hmm i fucking hate them so much. Oh, all right. All right. So this is crazy.

We've seen this a few times. I can't believe this happens, but they have her a handcuff with her arms behind her back. And every time they look back at her in the car, she's out of the handcuffs. Check this out. Did she fucking ooze her way out of this? I don't know.

Maybe she doesn't have bones and she's just gelatinous. Maybe. Quit with the handcuffs. I'm not. Put your, put your hands on. Yeah. What's your hands behind the back?

She's holding on to that. She got on the boat. What's your hands behind your back? That's amazing. Oh, but now she's kicking. Now she's kicking. Oh, boy. This is not good.

she ended up on her face on the bottom she's trying to fucking donkey kick him I think so oh man it's just amazing she keeps getting out of her handcuffs she's unruly so now she wants the police or the police are going to call her mom for her or something and this leads to a complete freak out on her part oh goodness hey what's your mom's name

are we supposed to call her for you you want to call her call her Didn't you ask you? I'll tell you if you'd be That me, she's going to shoot the fuck out of you. Well, I thought you wanted me to call her for you. Go ahead and call her, but she's going to find out one way or another. She's not going to feel sobriety.

I know. What's your mom's phone number? I don't give my phone number. Don't know. Nope, I don't give my f*** about you. Hey, guess what? Yes, what? I don't give a fuck.

So I shut the door and call my f***y mom. How about that? I'm not going to call anybody. you sit up. Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Boy. Someone started a little temper tantrum there in the back. I like how her ass is just

talking to him like at the ace for a bit. Yes. Right. She's just laying on her her fat stomach in the back of his cop car, kicking her,

literally kicking her feet like a child and yelling about it. But thank you to Matthew Montgomery for sending this my way he always copies in me and the drew lane show so i like to get scoop them and play these before they can uh way to go carl yeah so i have one more clip on here she they finally drive her back to the precinct and boy does she look now that you can see with light she looks rough all right here's what we're gonna do ah you're gonna get out you're gonna fall me around to these doors

okay i don't want any issues can you pull up my pants i'm not touching your pants ma'am If you can. Please pull them up the best you can. I'm trying to pull my pants up. Was she puking or something? She's got shit all over her face around her mouth. No good. Okay.

I can't. I want you to call my phone. Oh, that's right. We want the mom thing. Oh, boy. Now we're wrestling again. we're going to go. Okay, okay, okay, please I'm what he's all right.

You have anything on you that can be considered contraband? No, no, no, no. She was charged with OVI and disorderly conduct. That's it. I know. And we don't even get to find out what she blew. I want to know if she was like a 0.3 or something. I want to know because she is wasted.

They were asking her where she was coming from. And she's like, I don't know. Like, where were you just? Because she said she got an appetizer. She was eating wings. And I was like, where did you get the wings? She's like, I don't know. I'd never been there before.

These fucking people, man. When you're mid blackout, you're really stupid. You don't know what's going on. Fucking unbelievable. So that's Summer, who will be getting her second OVI and then some. Yeah. I have a feeling. What a great cop cam for the first day of fall.

Minnie, could you imagine? So long, summer. Yeah, right. It worked out perfectly. Can you imagine, Vinny, not only is this a whole. horrible event like the worst night of your life you got way too drunk you acted a fool you got picked up by the cops but then the video of it goes viral on youtube and millions of people see it including every single person who you know you know this gets passed around very quickly amongst

co-workers family and friends because if this is a video with you in it i would never stop watching it it just be on a loop my fat ass just going how how i would do is watch that video i would start a podcast where we watch it eight times in a row every day. Let me tell you something, man. People think I have an anger problem, I've been told. I've heard that going around the schoolyard. But if the cops are involved, I stand there politely. Don't say a fucking word.

If I got put in cuffs, I would just put my hands behind my back and not say a fucking word. I will not be in one of these videos. That is, these videos, I don't know what I could possibly do, but I will not. Hey, Betty. Yeah. The next time you want to. WATP to start up immediately after Tuki Soup ends.

Can you just pretend there's a cop there detaining you so you don't freak out and get so angry? What are you talking about? Talking about how upset you were because we didn't start WTP immediately in the comedy club. I'm just wondering maybe you could pretend there was 200 people who bought tickets waiting for you and you were just like. And to use the bathroom.

Jesus. You couldn't have used your bathroom, the bathroom before your turn to go up on stage. you wait until it's okay it's time for time it's not a comedy show it's it's one thing and then another thing and then another thing you take your time it's like bands you set up you set you set back up you go again so it's not like bands it is did you happen to see what all this shit around her mouth it looked like she was like puking or something um on steel to this morning our buddy Aaron Imholt how's he doing not good what happened now he bailed out of his show after less than an hour. What happened? Well,

there's the Vikings game yesterday. You know, big, big day for him. The game starts at noon, his time. And he wasn't at the game. He was at his neighbor's house watching it. But apparently they had this mimosa party. So he drank three, this is a 10 a.m. The mosa party. He had three drinks. And he

goes and drinks mimosas. Then he starts drinking beers. And he watches the game. He goes home, vomits a budge, goes to bed, can't sleep. real good gets up this morning johnny crutches isn't there it's just him you thought johnny crutches

was going to be there and uh him from to show up right was a total mess i just ended the stream because he couldn't do it so imagine starting to drink at in the 9 a.m or whatever the fuck it was and then missing your job the next day because of it i think things are not going well for our buddy aaron imhole i'm worried about him yeah it's well it's one of the perks of being your own boss well you know And the text threat I'm in with Melton and Tuky, I was like, if anyone needs a mom wife, it's this fucking guy. He starts drinking at 9 a.m. Because the Vikings game, let's get drunk.

It's the Vikings game. Dude, I cannot believe the Vikings. They look great. Fucking ridiculous. Darnold, man. You know, it's one of these things people write off these quarterbacks just because they played for the jets. I'll take fucking Zach Wilson right now.

Dude, honestly. Send me his milf mom and Zach Wilson to South Beach. Let's do it. Remember Gino Smith was supposed to. to be just a horrible quarterback then he goes to Seattle and he's got some weapons and they can protect him a little bit and all of a sudden he can throw the ball it's like going to the Jets is the worst thing for

any quarterback to get drafted. It seems to be the two teams that cannot draft well there's three. The Browns. It's the Jets. It's the Broncos Broncos and it's also oh fuck. The Panthers. The Panthers. Although Panthers looked really good. They fucked up my parley

yesterday. They had what's his name? The ex-Bengel playing quarterback for him. Andy Dalton that's right. That's right. But the Browns, man, wow, do they just keep missing a quarterback? It's hilarious. Baker Mayfield is like, he's great now. Slinging the ball around. He's great. And they got gave up everything for Deshawn Watson, the fucking rapist. I don't want to get too much on football, but

Baker Mayfield, his first two games scored on every single drive. It's on her own. It's never been done before, I don't think. It's like what a first pick does. First overall that's right. Carl, let's get back to creep, shall we? Yes. Our listeners, it's time for voice mails all right the creepoff voicemail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse, Syracuse the inspiration behind a third of

Diddy's party rooms. See you in Syracuse. Topical. I believe Jim Norton said it best this morning on Jim and San Diddy's in Dutch. He sure is. And that's a

nice little lead-in for what we're going do on this Friday's bonus episode oh what's that we're gonna talk about diddy i want to follow the indictment what's going on dude he thought he was gonna get bail when the judge is like no we're not we're not you're a flight risk buddy we're not get what you post bail he's like what the fucks i'm never going to leave prison again isn't he on a suicide watch now you should be yeah you should be and uh we're also going to be doing a little we're hunting pedal that's right that's right you found a goody for this Friday. Oh, yeah. So they're transferring, I don't want to spoil anything, but they're transferring Diddy to another facility. I believe it's one where the cameras break from time to time and the

guards fall asleep. I believe it's the same one Epstein was in, right? So we'll see how long diddy lads for. He knows too much dirt on too many fucking people. And he's going to be singing like a canary. All right, man. We got so many voicemails this week. Yep. This one, I can't believe he took the time to call in. This is Donald Trump. This is how I talk. When I heard the results, I had some deja vu, and I'll tell you right now, I'll tell you right now, I was listening to those results. I heard those results. They sounded so compelling. His Greek was so compelling.

And when I heard, and I was very, very confident, tremendously confident. And when I heard those results, it was 2020. all over again and frankly i think it was very rigged this is absolute terror and i and i demand a recount your boy trump says i get a recount uh here's a here's a post about uh or a voicemail about your comments about changing where the vote is all i ask is that i could keep the voting on the website. It's paining in the ass to go to Reddit. I don't like going to Reddit. Thank you, fucking bye.

Paying in the ass to go to a different website. It's just a different website. But okay. Okay. Another one. Yeah. So every time Carroll loses, we're just going to change the voting now. Is that how this works?

Every time winning wins in a landslide, we're just like, oh no, we've got to change it. You got to change the fucking voting. Somebody gets it. Reddit. website, I think it was Twitter or Instagram, whatever the fuck

at one point, X, I don't know what the fuck you call it now. We're changing it every couple months when Carl loses in a landslide. A couple years from now, we're going to be fucking what are we going to mail them in? We've got to put them in

pigeons now. What's the fuck are we doing? You got to request the ballot and then you can mail it. Just stick to the fucking website and do your magic, whatever. Listen, thank you, bye. There was a win. There was rampant cheating.

This was reported back to me by the guy who has to fix the rapid cheating on the back end. So that's all. I'm just reporting the news here, people. I have a voicemail or two. Please. Hey, Kyle and Vinny. This is for the creep ball. Kyle, you have to either be the biggest retod there is or a constant entertainer and professional.

When you got to choose Vinny's consequence, why didn't you just take the Patriots? money back. Oh, shit. I mean, what's the fuck? And I know I said Patriot instead of Patreon. I'm retired. Oh, yeah. That's a good point.

Wow. I mean, it's funny that Benny's going to have to listen to Tom Myers' bullshit, but you could have had all your money back. I'm stupid. I mean, I'm a professional. See you. I thank you for your call. I thought that'd be better for the program.

Fuck. I'm an idiot. Yeah. Oh, boy. Here's a nice message for Danny. Hey, Danny. Heard you're pregnant. So I guess congratulations.

is in order to me hell yeah for being the new results girl yes wear a condom don't fuck up like the previous one thank you fuck you bye all right we'll probably need someone to fill in i would imagine for quite some time so yeah we'll have to go back to the um the contest figure out who's is mahelia runner up well it would be megan meg yeah yeah well whatever they're all winners in my book many I got another voice mail over here. All right, go ahead. Hey, Carl, with your old pal D.P. I just listened to the cop can that you brought in with the most charming blackout drunk lady

that tried to kill people in her grand Cherokee and couldn't spell her name. Yeah. Who was pulled over by the most amazing female cop. One thing that she said is the last people that I hit I gave my insurance to. And I wonder, was it a DUI back then as well? and is there cop cam footage? Like, I would love to know because if there's another interaction with her, I would fucking love to see that.

Thank you, fuck you, bye. Also, that's my favorite cop cam so far. Yeah, that one was a great one. The front of her cars, but she's like, I've driven it in a hell, boy. Yeah, she goes, I'm going to drive this car home. It's upside down. They're like, you're not driving. I was like, no, I can.

Trust me. I got this. That was great. But yeah, they should link to all the different, like when somebody gets arrested, because I think we've seen this in the past, where someone got arrested on a cop can. and then they had a previous video they linked you on that that's what they need to do like a Wikipedia for these people uh all right and we had a couple of super chats here we didn't

get to yet yes douche of the dabbleverse this is my man who came up with the bloody ass acoustic song we played on w at p this duch of the dabble verse you may be a drunk but i still love you i love it no victim no crime carl wins agreed sir there's two dead women there was too that's a long time ago we'll go back to the 80s come on murder them in their beds. Who wasn't getting raped? Murdered them in their own beds. Horrified.

Pigeon coming in. I don't think we've seen pigeon before. Five bucks. Someone like this woman is mayor. ASAP. She was honest. Honest and forthright. She could definitely be the mayor in Rochester if she was just a darker skin car.

Rocco Orby 2002 bucks says cops should borrow woke dad's petite cuffs. I'm sure he has them. Oh, God. They're probably children out of Atlanta. They're probably pink. scroll down i think we got one more on here doge the devilvers two bucks what happen to carl driving and to gary

indiana wahapa what hopa i foolishly let him skate on it if he would go to the bills game wearing a dolphin jersey and then he ripped us all off by ripping the shirt off three minutes into walking into it wasn't three minutes into walking in the stadium i made a nice i made a nice video for us i turned into content the name of this episode the spirit of the rules

i like that yeah i bet you do i bet you do I'm not a letter of the law kind of guy. I'm more of a spirit of the rules. That's why I get really annoyed. Let's get into more sports talk. In the NHL, if you're even a centimeter offside, they call back the goal. I know that's the letter of the law, but it's not the spirit of the rule. That's not what offside is about.

Can we get this fixed, please? NHL. It's my complaint of the day right there. Carl, shut the fuck up. It's time for a scum parade. I got. Skull parade. Take me on a raid of these fucks your raids.

that these creeps have made Scum parade Viddy and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit This is not a joke Scum parade Time to get in the pool You are fake deuce

So get up the blood of a cat scum parade I denounce it Stop it This story goes back to September 13th Carl We're gonna talk about a young Florida woman And whenever we talk about a young Florida woman, we got to hit it. All right, September 13th for the second time in two years.

A young Florida woman has been arrested for a dildo-related domestic battery. You know, they say that once you commit that crime once you're destined to repeat it. That's what they say. Chelsea White, she's 35 years old and they have this type of record, young lady. Her and her boyfriend were in the kitchen about to eat when the man discovered that his glass dildo? I mean, let her have it. It's your lady friend there. If she wants to use your glass

dildo, can I tell you something? Honestly, I did not know that glass dildos existed. Did you know about this? It seems like a bad idea. It seems like a terrible idea to me. I'm sure that it's manufactured very well, but it seems like things could go wrong there. Very. Don't you want a little give on your dildo? I don't want. I don't know. I want a lot of my dildo, but I'm just saying glass just, I don't know.

Very hard and cold. about it, but I know that glass isn't a good idea to stick inside of you. Pretty sure. Pretty sure. So he realized that the back, that his missing glass dildo was inside of her backpack. Now, the mother of his child stole something from him, and it got physical, according to the rest affidavit. During the 11 p.m. Tustle, White and the 35-year-old victim exchange just sorted blows after the pair briefly separated the man told cops, White began hitting him again after he went to grab the backpack.

White was standing in the kitchen and threw the glass dildo at her bow. The dildo missed its target instead of hitting a door and waking the couple's child. Now, I hate getting woken up to dildo slabby across against the wall. Can you imagine the jackpot that kid's therapist is going to find? Oh, so your parents were fighting over their dildo and it woke you up that night. And the police were there. Oh, that's very traumatizing.

Tell me more about your parents. This child. Let's get you out of that home. Yeah, Jesus Christ. It's not going to get better. Oh, mom took dad's dildo again. I'm so tired. So she ends up grabbing the bag and leaving.

He calls the cops. They find her an hour later arrested her for domestic battery. When questioned by the deputies about the recent confrontation, the victim said that White was arrested in the past for a similar incident where they got into an altercation over a dildo. And it turns out that is correct. In 2022, they got into a, a verbal argument over a handbag and a sex toy that turned violent.

Apparently she bit him, kicked him, and refused to give him the sex toy, even though he owned it. Why does this guy own so many sex toys and why can't he share? And why is he getting the police involved in this shit? Like control your woman. What are you doing? That's kind of weird. Also, I guess sex toys can be weapons.

I mean, even a wiffle ball bat, I guess you could convert into a weapon. Sure. Any type of sex toy. yeah man i'd fuck you up some anal beads you probably would can you imagine he's strangling her with the anal beads she's whacking it with the dildo now that'd be a fun video is that a category on porn hub i don't know seems like it's worth a search yeah i'll check it out later well it's unclear whether it was the same dildo from the 2020 or the 24 episodes but she has been arrested and is being held

on one thousand dollar bail now carl we have to talk about one of your people okay A creepy German residing in a few of them. There's a few. You'll find a few if you'll look hard enough. Well, this is a creepy gay German. So it's your people. I see. I see what you did there.

My Yorka, which I believe is an island, right? Majorca, I don't know how you say it. So this is the just do it? Are you telling me that's what this guy is? Yeah. Okay. He's a Nike? He is certainly is a Nike.

Okay. He's been arrested by local police on suspicion of sexual assault. That he's been unnamed, though. But this is following a bizarre incident involving an apple and a man that he met, on Grindr. The victim ended up in the hospital with serious injuries after an apple became lodged in his rectum after a wild sex

came gone wrong in Palma, the island's capital. These are the people that we celebrate with a parade every year? Got it. Got it. Glad they're so prideful in this. Oh, look at my little apple bottom. The victim managed to remove one piece of the fruit

himself but required medical assistance for the other. Oh, boy. After leaving the hospital, he reported to the police he had been drugged and the apples have been inserted in without his consent. Local reports suggest the victim had agreed to some type of, quote, unorthodox sexual practices involving small objects as part of a pre-sex agreement, but not to the extent that led to his hospitalization. I like the fact that he's like, oh man, I really should have specified no apples, please,

up my ass. I didn't know I had to say that. I thought you would know that, but that's one of the rules I have. He was not specific, Your Honor. He was not specific. We didn't know what he wanted up his ass, so we just threw everything. in there. Did you see in this article? It's ridiculous.

The Daily Star. There's a stock footage of a woman like grabbing an apple out of a bowl of fruit and underneath it it says an apple a day keeps the doctors in business it turns out. With writing like that, how do you not subscribe? Is that AI writing

jokes again? I don't think so. Ray DeVito. Who's writing these jokes? That's a Ray DeVito if I ever heard it. This apparently happened at the German man's house. He was arrested on Tuesday and we'll find out if he gets convicted or named. Duce of the Dabler says a pair would have been more reasonable. I agree with you.

It's a little bit more butt plug shaped than an apple is. Yeah, I hate to say this, but I've heard at Cardiff's parties, they call him potato parties. Yeah, I've heard about the freak off potato parties. Freak off potato parties. Heard all about them. It's wild. It's wild what Cardiff is up to.

It's why he doesn't want to be known. All right. people don't realize that that cardiff pretends it's just like oh i'm just playing a game where people don't know my identity but it's actually because of the freakoff parties he has with potatoes at its house there you heard it here first folks make sure john knows yes what what's wondering john know about his freakoff parties yep he uh wild he had 2 000 bottles of baby oil still wasn't enough dude i was in my barber i was in my barber's the other day on friday after like all that show was going down and he listens to the show

shout out, Jave. He's a big fan of yours. And he goes, man, he has a thousand bottles of baby oil. And he ordered a thousand bottles. I said, well, you know, he's got four houses. It's true. And a lot of sex slaves. Yeah. So it's not really that man. Right. I mean, 250 a house. I think Diddy might be guilty. I'm the first one to say that, but the only thing did he is guilty of us being one of the greatest entertainers of the last 30 years. His music sucks. He's so, good his music sucks everyone he ever signed sucks dude do you remember the knock on diddy when he diddy's height when he was first coming in his all he did was sample shit yes he's all he did did was fucking he would talk over led zepplin he would talk over like he just picked out

songs people like and then made them worse and people went well this guy's an artist do you want to hear my version of cashmere no i don't nope the first one's great we're good all right let's go to summerfield north carolina carl okay court documents are revealing more of a form more on a former Summerfield Charter Academy teacher accused of secret peeping and indecent liberties. Okay. Michael David Evans, he's 40 years old,

appeared in court on Tuesday for eight counts of felony secret peeping and eight counts of felony and decent liberties with a student. According to detectives, Evans was seen on security footage, extending his arm with his camera phone in hand to look up the skirts of students that were 13 and 14 years old.

I mean, these 13 and 14 year old students really need to start wearing underwear with their mini skirts would be my advice you wouldn't be so tempted well that's a good point these horrors the social studies teacher is always the horniest one that is true there is something to that i think i know i think you're right about that people think it's the health teacher the health teacher is actually freaked out by everything health teacher is usually a germapult they're just like and if you ever see a vagina run away because it's probably got stuff on it yeah like okay the social studies teacher's like hey you drop Sorry.

I had an ad open here. I see that. So we were appalled to learn of the disturbing allegations the school district said he has been fired. He taught eighth grade social studies. Court documents allege he used his self-wund to take secret photos in the stairwell of four students for, quote, arousing and gratifying and sexual desire. Evans was placed in jail under $200,000 secured bond. Deputy said the school is fully cooperated with the investigation, and he's in a lot of trouble. They were talking to some woman who works at the school and she had nothing to say.

She goes, you know, there's a quote from it. She said, school should be a place where children feel safe. When was the last time that was the case? Yeah, I mean, in an ideal world, yeah. Oh, yeah, kids feel real safe. Even when I was a little kid in school, they used to have us go through these drills in case there was a nuclear explosion. Yep. About how to avoid that by crawling underneath our desks.

Yeah. It turns out that press board is very helpful. Before school shootings were a thing. They're just like, yeah, but, you know, nuclear bomb could go off at any time. So we got to be careful of that too. It's like, no one ever feels safe at school. It's the last place I ever felt safe. I saw an ad on, I think it was like Instagram.

It just popped up. And it was about this device that somebody invented to save lives in a school. Ah, yes. Do you know what I'm talking about? I do know you're talking about. It's a little metal thing that you put down in the door and it turns the door, it makes sure nobody could bust through the door, which, you know, terrible idea. Because what's going to stop a student from putting it?

And that just keeping everybody stuck in the room. You're saying like if the bad guys had this, it would be a bad thing. Yeah, it's like watchman. You're locked in here with me. It's fucked up. I don't know, man. You shouldn't feel good in school. If you're in school, yeah, you should be very uncomfortable.

Be afraid. Be afraid. Bad things are going to happen to you, no matter what. Your kids should be afraid. Could be a pop quiz, could be a mass shooting. We don't know, but it's going to be bad. You're not going to like it. School days.

All right. Last story today. I'm talking about a 43-year-old grandma from Ohio. that's fun yeah it happens yeah so great mother terrible grandmother yeah not the best yeah she usually grandma's the one you can rely on too no she pled guilty to felonist assault on tuesday on like court record show two charges relating to alleged assault on other family members that were dismissed but uh apparently there was a 911 call from her house uh the daughter was screaming help help my baby's been shot my baby's been shot and it turns out the grandma

Mia Desiree Harris was a little upset with members of the family They were trying to take her money Yeah, they were trying to take her money So she's pissed So she's just like, I will put around in you assholes Trying to take my money So she took a couple shots of people in the house

Yep She broke down a locked bedroom door After firing a handgun through that bedroom door Multiple times They say that she then Took the child and shot it in the face I guess the kid wasn't as good at dodging bullets as the rest of the family was.

So a six-month-old girl was shot in the eyeball. Yeah. By grandma. Now, I would think, Benny, that would kill a six-year-old or six-month-old baby. Not this kid. That's incredible. This kid is going to be okay, supposedly. And, you know, you forget that babies are not that fragile.

You can drop them. You can bounce them on their head a few times. Leave them at home for hours at a time. Leave me in the car with the windows rolled up. Take notes, Danny. You can do a lot of things with babies. They're fine. You can even shoot them in the face sometimes

and they recover. It's incredible. It's what I learned. So when she was arrested and asked why she did it, she told the deputies, quote, that was not my grandbaby. Sorry, not sorry. I got to say, this is not the action of a responsible gun owner.

I don't think this grandmother is a responsible gun owner. I want a background check for her next time. She told the investigators that her family was trying to take all of her money and then leave. And she was not going to allow that. to happen they quote they crucified her so she crucified them was the baby going to take the money too go even the baby and run uh it was not an accident it was on purpose that's what the deputies are saying here she there is no question she aimed at the six month old and pulled that trigger

and nailed it yeah don't take grab his money and don't let her babysit two things you can learn if this woman is your grandmother all right grandma you can watch the kid but give me the gun both of them all right oh man what a fun grandma though it's amazing that these stories exist every single week could you imagine a week goes by we're just like guys we don't have anyone in the scum parade today no one's up to any you know everyone's kind of staying on the straight and arrow so we don't have anything to talk about it's never happened it never will oh man so uh let's we had a couple more super chats that is the scum parade for this week michael see joke about the machine is that a bert christie reference i was traveling through russia what i was

that what that is or is that something i'm talking about something else at the time i don't know i'm assuming it's burr probably bert uh joseph thanks for the four ninety nine i was in an i g combo with with a lady that hopefully will tell her side of the story yes it comes from minnesota be afraid cardiff people are starting to talk wait a second no hold on a second minnesota oh for the freak off Yeah, Minnesota freakoffs. Okay. I thought he was talking about, uh,

someone who missed most of his show this morning, but maybe it's, uh, Cardiff. I just assumed it was Carter. What are you in Minnesota? It's probably better and more interesting. A lot of people live in Minnesota, so that's very possible.

Oh, man. All right, guys. What a good show. Thank you, Carl. We really, uh, really got a competition this week. We do vote at the creepoff.com and vote once. Vote once.

One time. One vote. You go there and you vote one time. If you want to go back and check in on the voting you can although the numbers are probably bullshit with to adjust them but vote one time at the creepoff.com please thank you we truly appreciate and thanks for being here everybody absolutely appreciate you joining us live on a Monday I know Monday afternoon talking about people getting raped to death is great way to start the week a great way to start the week

that's what I was going to say that's what I was going to say buddy yeah don't get call don't say anything other than that but we'll be back on Friday for your bonus content subscribers we truly appreciate you and for the rest of you'll see you on Monday and don't forget night's the buffalo bill facing the jackingled jaguars i'm sure Tucker dixon will be watching we'll be watching Tucker you're going to get us hit with that music you got to stop playing that oh good call god damn you host i hope it's your channel oh good call oh bye everybody it's nice to be important it's more important to be nice yeah It's the cream off.