The Creep Off - Episode 232: Three Dogs and a Baby

Episode Date: September 30, 2024

This week, Karl and Vinnie live mas and make their nominations for creepiest Taco Bell Employee: Karl’s Cop Cam captures a smelly woman’s terrible attempt at fleeing the police: The Scum Parade features a set of young parents who know how to drive a hard bargain, a very sneaky inmate & a fake penis doctor! The score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 2, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Young Couple Allegedly Tried To Sell Baby For Six Pack Of Beer And Cash - NewsweekMan busted for making child porn thanks to Zillow pics: Cops (lawandcrime.com)Inmate crawled across jail intake to 'rape' woman: Sheriff (lawandcrime.com)Wannabe surgeon, 36, performed penis enlargement ops without any training leaving customers with gruesome infections | The SunWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Mahalia on Instagram @mahellllyeah

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Disgusting I didn't do it's a thing Ola three votes No one's back to another one of you know why I was watching that the whole time like he's not going to turn off loop he's not you were distracted you were looking down like he's not going to turn off loop that thing's just going to keep going sure did welcome to the creep off put a sticky note up on your

monitor for you you ever work with people put sticky notes on their monitors I have vowed never to become one of them yeah they're losers if you do that stop doing that especially if you have passwords written on them you're fired if that's the case yeah that's how ESO got busted. Welcome to the creep off the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinnie and joining me as always. That's my co-host.

Hot cucka-c-c-c-carl. What is happening? Vinnie Paulina. How you doing, buddy? Good, man. We are in the middle of a heated battle. Yes. You are up one point on me currently.

Correct. Now, do you want to explain to everybody how this show works before we go too far? I think we should. So if you're new to the program, this show is a contest. Every single episode, Vinny and I compete. to find the biggest creep in a different category. Today we'll be talking about the biggest Taco Bell employee creep and we'll both make our cases for it.

And then you, the listeners and viewers, go over to the creepoff.com, you vote for who you thought brought the bigger creep. Once somebody gets to five victories, the round is over and the loser has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences and perform said consequences. So I'm up one nothing. We had a good episode last week.

we also had a consequence fulfilled last week we did we did so uh viny listened to all three tom meyer stand-up specials which was more than just stand-up as you discovered what a idiot there's nothing that guy records he doesn't think is gold that's the takeaway that's the takeaway every every did a college radio and everything else he had to put on a stupid album carl it wasn't even that the first track of the first album is three and a half minutes long and it is like radio fuzz noises get you in the mood I thought there was a motherfucker playing a theraman

gets you the mood for it man he's like well I don't want to start off with any excitement because I'm so boring so what if I start off with a white noise and then I'll seem compelling compared to it actually a smart move by the time his voice kicked in I was almost happy to hear him

right see it worked but thanks again blind mic popped in to make it good Carl popped in brought it right back down it's no different than you police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building it's what i do i was listening to that thing and i was so lost in it that it was so hard to even comment on because it's so i mean you weren't supposed to comment the consequence was

you're supposed to sit there and listen to it it's legitimately mind-numbing it's bad if you want to check in on the consequence it's on the creep off youtube channel i hope if you do not or have not you would go over there and subscribe we appreciate it you can become a member of that channel don't bother watching that video it's not great it was a it was a cat to quads and minnie did it so thank you buddy for that but of course the game goes on and uh today we'll be at first looking at the results from last week we have to bring in our results girl in order to do that now oh let me do it i want to do it please our friend danny is not feeling well today Oh, Dan, I hope Danny's all right.

Yep. She's in her third trimester, of course. Yep, she is going to be, she's in the last weeks of her pregnancy. Yes. So, uh, little lady Kay is kicking pretty hard, I guess. Mm-hmm. Danny needed a little bit of rest. So joining us today, please welcome back, our substitute results, girl.

My hell yeah. My hell yeah. What is happening? Hello, creepos. How goes it? Long time no C. Long time no creep with you all. Yeah, good to see.

You look like you're living in a large house. Am I correct about that? It's a real house. Yes, it is a real house, despite the phoniness that some tried to call out. Real plants, as you can see, I take care of them. Okay, prove it. Lift up that plant behind you. Whoa, it's on the right screen.

Holy shit. Next thing you know she's going to ask me to grab one of the toys behind me. I heard that. I heard pets are the new kids and plants are the new pets. So. Interesting. Okay. Actually, we have a story coming up in our scum parade where I think that pets are the new kids. I think a couple proves it. Absolutely. We'll get to that later.

Yes, we will. But first, we got to find out the results from last week because you find folks went to the creepoff.com. What was it for who you thought brought the creepiest? What was it last week? It was a wild card, bud. Oh, it was a wild card. That's right. Now, you brought the guy, the little British kid who went around rape and peeing and girls mouths. I brought a man who fucked a hundred year old corpse and filmed it. That's right. So let's find out. with the results were. No, no, no, by the way, I just want to clarify that. Not a 100-year-old corpse, like it's been dead a long time. The corpse have a hundred-year-old who just died. Good point.

Yeah, that's an important aspect. It wasn't a hot 20-year-old, 100-year-old course. It was a fresh 100-year-old. Right. Yeah. That's a good point. So it wasn't that creepy. Fuck off. You seem bitter today. I'm wondering if you know the results before Malia is even going to tell us. Let's find out what the results from Hellie. What do we come up with? Well, going back to last week, Wild Card Reef. coming in with 52% of the vote. So it was close. It was very close, but we have to have a winner.

And that winner is none other than Mr. Hamburger himself. That's right, they, hey. Yes, Vinnie. Yes. Another win for the foot. Melody is round 28, two zip. So we got some catching up to do, Vinny. Sorry.

I'm up to nothing. And Malia, stick around for a minute. want you to hear something our buddy viny is doing he's suppressing great content that the listeners are sending into us i am because he doesn't want the people to know that i am the comeback king mr magenta oh that's right i forgot about this sent this into me he's the creep off comeback king club his foot i've ever seen watch him rock a cowg string makes my eye sting calls the comeback king well done mr magenta of course that's uh cori feldman's great song comeback king i was wearing my cori feldman shirt when i received this email so it was karma for sure thank you i hope he

fucking sues you i told mr magenta i just said this stuff to me because obviously viny's suppressing great content if it's positive caro content that's not true that obviously i can only imagine what these voicemails are that we never hear can only imagine gibberish drunken gibberish from fools. Probably some of that. I would imagine I do listen to a lot of voicemails. Yeah, I'm not trying to suppress anything. I totally forgot Mr. Magenta. I'm sorry. I also forgot about his great wheel spin thing for like a wheel spin. Like I fuck up sometimes. You're going to write down notes, buddy. I do. It's my bad.

Mr. Magenta's great. Dooyard Christians trying to get us in trouble with Cory Feldman. No, no, no, no, no. Yep. Don't tell Cory Feldman we played that. Come on. Everyone tattle to Corey on call. Oh, don't do that. No, remind. Actually, get the WATP channel shut down I want to strike every channel but don't strike mine that's the rules around here Mahalia how have you been

I've been great you know I'll tell you one thing I haven't been doing is getting pregnant so good for you I was going to ask for an update on that but you offered it so thank you lots of sex just no kids see that's all we ask for we don't ask for a lot to be a result

girl we just asked that you not get knocked up so that you can come out every week don't why are we all barry and danny she's a pregnant lady congratulations i'm sure it's going to be a fun time for her to each their own hey i got a question do you still you still keep in contact with just right vanny yeah sometimes she actually still has a job at that bank huh i don't know we got to find out about that because i definitely lost the bat that she's still employed over there dude we gave her all sorts of good advice Yep, about stealing money. Well, yeah, okay. Well, Mahalia, are you ready for Halloween?

Are you excited for that? You know, I am like many, very excited for the start of spooky season tomorrow. However, I think it's really important to not get ahead of ourselves because there's a very important holiday today that I don't think anyone has mentioned yet. That's a good point. What is it, Mahalia? It's Super Chat Monday. So, come on, folks.

Venmo, PayPal, PayPal. How super chats, rumble rants. Come on, folks. We can hit that goal. I was watching the toe this morning. And he got some gift of members. He's like, all right. Yeah, we're not getting enough of those actually, guys.

If we get more on the gifted memberships around here, that'd be great. He's something else. Hell yeah. That was a one in a million transition. I appreciate you for that. Joseph Collins, thanks for the 499. Carl Vinnie and Blind Mike showed more comedy than Tom Myers could in a lifetime. Well, no one's competing with Tom Myers on comedy.

that would be unfair that's a good point yeah it's a good point and red jared c thanks for the five bucks quit tugging your peck as it get creeping respectfully jd i w oh this is getting ridiculous uh thanks guys thanks for the early support it's going to help us knock out the goal we're going to put on a great show for you today we got a great show i've never i don't think if i ever said that and meant it like earnestly but like we're gonna we have a great show for you today guys not on this one this is going to be no i'd definitely not the creep off. Never once. So, Mahalia, thank you so much for joining us. You could follow her. Mahelia. M-A-H-E-L-L-L-L-L-Y-E-A-H. Four L-Ls. I thought that was a typon. Quadrupal L's. Okay. Mahal-Y-H-E-L-H-E-L-H-E.

It was just a little stutter in there when I was typing or something like that. Okay. All right, Mahalia. We'll see you around sometime. Bye, Mahalia. Take care. Thank you. those plant kids while you're getting decked i don't know i don't know either she's fun i'm excited i'm excited that we have some of the women who competed to be our results girl coming back oh look there she's running off that really is a big room wow there she goes pretty that's running back it's a long ways to go she's like i love my camera on oh all right just just do what you normally do during the show mahlea don't worry about us we're not creeps or anything really

announce it before every other we should just immediately go back to leave your camera odd we demand it fuck with her all right carl yes it's a competition congratulations thank you won let's uh let's get after keep the street going let's do this we are bringing the creepiest taco bell employees and i want to present to you my creepiest taco bell employee dejjean drake yes now it starts with this guy louis stafford stafford was a yeah this is what my uh creep looks like. I didn't want to do the reveal yet, but that's all. I'm sorry, but that's fine. Let's take a look at this guy. So he's, uh, 25 years old. And he's face is covered with the worst tattoos I've ever seen in my life. I'm not an artist. I can draw better

than this. This kid fell asleep at a dorm party. Yes, that's what it looks like. He's literally got like stick figures and shit on his forehead. What is going on? Like, Dwight Christian says guilty. Yeah, it's correct. Like I've looked at like the cave paintings from 10,000 BC or 20,000 BC or whatever. Absolutely. They're much better than this. What kind of, why would you get these tattoo on your face like this?

At the top, though, it does look like a guy killing a buffalo with a spear or something. Yeah, right. Yes. And is that a helicopter? How did he know about helicopters? Must have been ancient aliens. Must be. All right.

So this is Dejan Drake. Now, the story begins with his manager, Louis Stafford. He was managing his Taco Bell in Detroit. Actually, McComb County. and he hired Dejan Drake later found out the 24 year old at the time Drake was homeless and living in a tent behind the Taco Bell and that's not good for business well Stafford you can't have a homeless person in Camden behind the restaurant Dejan but you know what though can't complain about traffic never late doesn't have a good excuse to be late so he's

smells like a goddamn foot it's Taco Bell no one noticed okay it's fine so stafford a very caring compassionate guy he decided you know what drake you're homeless you're down in your lock you're having a rough patch come to stay with me and my girlfriend at my apartment so he takes him in unfortunately drake was not a great roommate he's getting into arguments he's combative and he's getting into fights with this guy's girlfriend fights with him and then that's carrying over into work and he's fighting with the other employees at work he's just kind of being a dick and the other employees are going, Stafford, you got to let this guy go. He's a problem around here. And Sarah's like, look it. He's having a tough go at it right now. But we just got to be patient

with him. He's going to figure it out. And he continues to let him work at Taco Bell and live with him. Well, finally, the girlfriend's had enough. The girlfriend says, he's got to go. He's a problem. All right, Louis. And so Stafford gets to tell Drake, listen, she's not happy with you. And, you got to go he doesn't like to hear that like what do you mean i got to go this is where i live no no no no i was just taking you in so you can get on your feet but it's not working out you got to go i put the tent back up out back yep it's waiting for you see it tomorrow morning clock in at 530 a a m we serve breakfast there's one of those nice like pine air fresheners hanging from the top of it you're gonna love it it's really nice i got it all set up for i believe this guy is probably

the kind of gentleman who would do that for a friend he would he's a very caring capacity This is a very compassionate guy, clearly. Yes. In fact, I read about his mom saying just how much he loved cats and caring for people, just a warm and cuddly guy. Oh, fucking cat lover. All around gets what he has coming. He's a cat lover brought in this homeless man to live with him.

Felt bad for him. But when he told him to leave, that was, that didn't go well. Because Drake said, I'm not, I'm not leaving here. And it's like, no, no, no, you got to go. So Drake decides to get physical. bad move. Stafford starts pounding the shit out of them. Stafford's a bigger dude.

Nice. Yes. Beats his ass. But Drake, because he's a sore loser, he takes his gun out. Now here's just a quick note. All homeless people in Detroit do own a gun.

So he takes his gun out. Campaign rents, but they got a gun. Right. Not a legal gun owner. And again, this is the 15 bucks an hour that all these fast food employees needed so they can afford illegal guns on the street.

Good move. everyone great voting out there no man that that might not be what it is i imagine in detroit if you walk along enough highways you'll find a couple guns that's true that's true so he shoots stafford and stafford later died at the hospital and uh so this is manslaughter clearly because the guy just beat the shit out of them and they's all worked out no no this was uh this is murder and uh they picked him up right then and there now i want to i sent you a link to a go fund me I wanted to show you this go fund me that they made for stafford louis just his nickname I should point out because I can't pronounce I don't think anyone can pronounce his real

name that's why it was in the articles I read it was all uh just louis stafford is the manager here okay got it buddy okay so yeah pull that up and you'll see a picture of stafford what a nice looking guy uh they've raised $5,300 and his mom set this up oh no his mom having a really hard go at it, losing her son, who was so great. And she put out a statement. She said, you just cannot let your heart overrule your safety. The world has changed. And it's the luck of the draw.

You don't know if you stop and help that person what's on their mind just because they're in need. So her takeaway from this is don't be generous. Don't be helpful. Don't help people because my son was murdered for doing such a thing. That's my creep. Dejohn Drake vote at the creepoff.com. Well, I'm going to go ahead and say, how long ago did this happen? Last year.

Okay. So I'm looking at this and their goal was $7,000. It's slowing down. It's slowing down. And they're like 5,300. It's slowing down, but they got close. They got close to it. That's sad.

That is sad. All right, Carl. I guess it's my turn, yeah? Yeah. Hopefully you cheer us up because that was really a bummer of a story. Just a horrible creep you would not want to deal with. Well, my guy, uh, there he is. His name is Henry Wallace.

Do you have a nickname by the chance? He certainly does have a nickname. He has a modicor, which makes him a shoe into it, to win this cat, all right? What would that be? Uh, they call the Taco Bell Strangler. But he never goes past the first page of Google. This motherfucker strangled some gorditas. I have to, man.

They're right with that. Oh, man. This is, uh, this is old. Henry. Now, Henry had a rough go of it as a kid. His mom was very overbearing from what I understand Carl. And he really wanted to play football, but she wouldn't let him. So the other things she would let him do is become a male cheerleader. Oh, sweet. That's a fun job. You get to hang out with other girls. They totally respect you. Getting invited to all the sweet panty parties. I don't know about that. Oh, no. No, he was a well-liked guy. He worked at the

high school radio station. You know, people liked him. But when he got out of high school. He had a lot of repressed rage towards his mom. Don't we all? Don't we all? He went to a couple colleges, decided to join the Navy in 1985. That same year, he married a girl he met in high school, Marietta.

And by 1988, he was discharged from the Navy and divorced. Oh, that didn't go well. Why you ask? Well, Carl, he picked up some bad habits when he was in the Navy. Mainly the worst one was smoking crack. Okay, that is frowned upon in the military, I believe.

they're not a big fan of that back in the 80s now they also don't like he was up in washington outside of seattle and they also don't like the fact that he was going around breaking into people's houses and businesses and stealing shit and pawning it for crack well crack cost money man what do you want yeah probably shouldn't do it in your navy uniform either it's probably not good true he left the only thing we found was a sailor hat this broken glass big and a little whistle i don't know what they have in the davy a a kerchief. There was a fucking kerchief. Now, when he wasn't smoking crack,

he, uh, you know, got himself breaking into play, got caught breaking into places, was arrested in breaking into a hardware store, pled guilty to second degree burglary, sentenced to two years probation. And they make it a point to say, according to his probation officer, did not show up for most mandatory meetings. Okay. So I just sort of pointed us out. This guy's not great at, uh, keeping things on track. But he moves back home to his hometown of Barnwell, North Carolina.

Found himself with a bunch of hot water there, Carl. Uh-oh. Is he still smoking the crack? Still not the crack. And now with the- You shouldn't do drugs. Now with the hookers. Oh, okay.

Now he's with the hookers. Well, sure. He was with this one hooker named DeShonda. And he strangled her to death for literally no reason, dumped her body in a lake. Literally no reason. Have you ever hung out with a girl before, Betty? literally no reason this dude hung out with girls all the time he should know how to deal with

that he was a charming male cheerleader literally no reason he's a male cheerleader everybody remember that crackhead male cheerleader who works a taco bell we're getting there now he was also questioning connection with the attempted rape of a 16 year old girl but the girl couldn't pick him out positively attempted yeah he she too fast for him apparently tubby bitch now not charged there they did catch him however breaking into his old high school he broke into the radio station and stole a bunch of equipment and he was arrested trying to pawn it he was probably listened to that john myers john mayor's song too and he was running down the halls no this is in the late 80s oh so he probably wasn't done yeah this is in the early 90s late 80s

so that's when he decided you know i probably got to get out of town they think i raped a 16 year old they caught me stealing shit from the school and you know i did murder that hooker time to get on town he goes down to north carolina where he found a job wait a second i have a question for you ben he brought up something interesting there uh so you're saying when you commit a lot of crimes in a certain area people will tend to like relocate to a different area because they've committed some many crimes in that area yeah unless you put a wall up or something so like yeah so let's say like you move to like Tampa, like Tampa, Florida, because you want to avoid like maybe a city in Ohio or something where you committed a ton of crimes. Interesting. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense, actually. Fresh

start. It's probably why people move. That's what they tell themselves. Or maybe you buy like a house in Cape Coral. He's just moved there, though you have no friends there and no reason to move there at all. Hmm, interesting. Okay. So why, is this why you bought the house in Cape Coral? Not me. I live here. Okay. Well, Carl, let's just fast forward. a little bit he's living in north carolina he works a couple of jobs in fast food restaurants and man he gets the cushy job of his lifetime managing a taco bell baby sounds awesome yep the uh hooker murdering crackhead is qualified to manage a taco bell what's the employee discount at taco bell do you know couldn't tell you because i remember i with those corporate

things they're pretty strict when it comes to that i worked at a petri and unos And we only got 50% off, but I would just cook my own food and eat it. Well, I mean, how much was a taco in 1992? 39 cents. Yeah. Yeah, you get it for 28. Sweet. Sweet deal.

Quarter and three pennies. Now, this is, I like that you just did Aaron Hymhole math right there. We're 28 away. Someone give me 25. We'll get three more ones. That'll be 28. We'll knock it out. Let's go.

Venmo me 28 cents. You can give you 20 cents. Someone else gives me a nickel. And I just need those three petties or give me two nickels. And we'll cover the difference. Well, he's all settled in in his new job, Carl. He's the manager of a Taco Bell. He made it.

It's awesome. Now, that's what his two-year strangling spree started. In May 1992, he started off with a hooker named Sharon Nance, a convicted drug dealer and known prostitute. Apparently, when she demanded payment for her services, he decided to just beat her to death, then strangled, well, Strangler and beat her to death, that dropped her body by the railroad tracks. They found her a couple of days later.

I noticed you didn't say for no reason this time. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The first time was no reason. This one, there is a reason. She wasn't worth it. Yeah, pretty much. $25 for that blow job?

I don't think so. Well, less than a month later in June, he raped and strangled Caroline Love at her apartment. Love was a friend of Wallace's girlfriend, who I believe also worked at the Taco Bell. So he met his girlfriend working at the Taco Bell. He's dating an employee. And her friend's coming in. So he just decides to go to her apartment and rape and kill her and strangle her. Then after he killed her, he and his girlfriend and the dead girl's sister filed a missing missing persons report at the police station.

He knew she was dead at the apartment. They went to the police station together. Yeah, that's what you do, Betty, he's trying to get away with that. I mean, this is the kind of advice that we usually give to these people. They don't follow. And you're acting like, that's a dumb thing. Forgive me. She wasn't in her apartment.

and he dumped her in the woods. They didn't find her for two years till after he got out of remember it. He might be like a squirrel. He's like, gosh, she's missing. I don't know. I forgot.

I don't put all the cops. I think she's in trouble. I don't know where she is. On February 19th, 1993, he waited a while. He raped and strangled Shana Hawk at her home. Hawk worked at Taco Bell where Wallace was her supervisor.

Okay. He then went to her funeral. Okay. On June 22nd, he raped and strangled another manager at the Taco Bell, that he worked at, Audrey Spain. I'm recognizing a pattern here. Yeah, her body was about two days later.

Now, listen, you want to have a good, a good working relationship with the employees. You shouldn't murder the help. Probably not, because word will get out. It's real gossipy when you work at a Taco Bell. So then on August 10, 1993, he raped and strangled Valencia M. Jumper, a friend of his sister,

then set her on fire to cover up his crime. A few days later after her murder, he and the sister went to her funeral together. a month later in September. You don't want to get introduced to this guy is what I'm learning right now. Hey, have you met by my friend over here? We called the Taco Bell Strangler. No, I haven't. Hey, nice to meet you Taco Bell Strangler.

Now, during this time, all these women are turning up dead. There's like the strangling case. They started calling it the Charlotte Strangler case. Another, another victim of the Charlotte Strangler. This time. And Taco Bell's like, we want to get it in on this branding opportunity. Can we start calling it the Taco Bell Strangling? Smart move.

They date eventually. Well, a month later in September, he went to the apartment of Michelle Stinson, a struggling college student, single mother of two sons. Stinson, who had recently taken a job at,

Guess where? Taco Bell? He raped her, and then sometime later, he hung around the house, strained her and stabbed her 38 times in front of her eldest son, who was about three years old at the time.

On February 4th, 1994, Wallace was arrested for shoplifting. Okay. So the cops had them. They're not paying him enough to be the manager of Taco Bell? They let him go. Oh, good. Nothing happened.

Still kept his job. Nice. On February 20th, 1994, 16 days later, Wallace strangled Vanessa Little Mac, another Taco Bell employee in her apartment. That's not good. Mack had two daughters, aged seven and four months at the time of her death.

Yeah. A couple weeks after that, on March 8th, Wallace robbed and strangled Betty Jean Bacon and Wallace's girlfriend were co-workers at a different Taco Bell. Afterwards, he took valuables from the house, left the apartment,

taking her car. He pawned everything except the car. He left that at a shopping center. This mistake's going to be his undoing. But later that night, the same day, he goes back to the same apartment complex, knowing that one of his employees

Burness Woods would be at work. You know how he knew that? put him on the schedule yeah he knew that his girlfriend brandy june henderson would be home alone okay so he goes to the apartment rapes henderson well she held her 10 month old baby oh god he then strangled her to death he put the baby down why i do this this is making me feel weird dude it's really awkward it didn't slow him down after that he took made some type of wire coat hanger garat and strangled the 10-month-old with it. Oh.

But that 10-month-old was just like, I got past the wire hanger issue. So that's good. I don't have to worry about that anymore. It's like, nope. It's still an issue. This little kid's a motherfucking survivor. Oh, good.

Because when dad gets home, he finds mom dead, but the baby was barely holding on. And this kid survived. He's doing well. I saw an interview with him in, like, from 2021 or something like that. And he's alive and doing well.

and he has a family. We needed some good news. Thank you, thank you for that. No problem. We needed something to uplift our spirits out of it today. He did not murder the baby. It's a very strong baby.

Now, they find the detectives are fucking really out. Like at this point, they're losing their shit over this guy because it's two murders in the same day. Yeah, they're terrible. The same place.

And this time there's a 10-month-old baby who's getting strangled the fuck out. I would imagine. There's already been a mom murdered in front of her child. I would imagine these detectives are like, why are we still employed? Who's paying us for this? We're doing nothing.

Carl, like a real shitty cop Voltron. They all got together and they compared notes. Oh, smart. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know what happened when they compared notes?

They figured out that they're stupid and there was obvious who it was. Pretty much. They're like, oh, well, all of these under, when we ask people about their friends and acquaintances, they all mention this guy,

fucking, uh, biggie, large over here. It'd be like the, the most boring law and order episode where they have the board up or the bulletin board and they're connecting the lines. It's like every single one just goes to one guy. Like, oh, why don't we figure this out? Because we didn't talk. We didn't have a conversation. Well, what do you know? We collaborated a little bit and we made a hit. So they go and they are like, we're going to talk to this guy, but first let's do a little bit more investigating on him. They go and they talk to his girlfriend, who while they're talking to her, by all the account, she was like, oh shit you think he can be the killer well you know that does make sense you know he doesn't know everybody and she's just sitting there going yeah that makes sense and you know what by the way he's been giving me a lot of jewelry over the last two years and like some of it i feel like i recognize like i've seen it before plus he's got that car that used car all of a sudden that one day

i don't remember i'm going to a car dealership that's weird so during this whole thing you know he bailed on the one car he left it they found it before they went to go talk to him and because he was already arrested for the shoplifting shit in their system. They had his fingerprints. They found his fingerprints on the trunk. They found, they looked at the jewelry. They did, they went and showed the jewelry to other people.

They investigated this and they had their man and they arrested him and he spent the next 12 hours singing like a fucking canary confessing all the way back to murdering the hooker in his hometown in Barnwell. Why would you do that? Because he's a fucking loser dude. Hey, stupid. He really is. He really

sucks. And you know what else? If I was his attorney, it'd be very annoyed with that. Like, wait, you told him everything, even things they didn't ask you? For 12 years. I don't know what I was supposed to do with this, buddy. And you want to know the worst part, Carl, the cops caught him, that time that they spent investigating him, they caught him, they got him in custody. Well, he's in custody, guess what? They find another fucking victim. Oh, boy. This time, Carl, and this pains me to say he did it right. because this person was named Deborah Slaughter. She'd been discovered raped, beaten, stabbed another, also 38 times.

Any relation to Sergeant Slaughter? No. Okay. Thank God. I'd have to send the sergeant my adult says. Yeah. They found a white linen shoved down her windpipe. And believe it or not, like I said, he finally got it right.

She was not an employee of the Taco Bell. She was a regular customer. No, no, you can't kill the customer. He finally killed a customer. They're paying. You're sick. everybody i do you think this money just comes from nowhere what an idiot oh man i mean don't kill the hell fucking kill a annoying customer like that'd be like me going around and murdering our

patreon subscribers you know it's like that's a dog alone you fucked them around enough how dare you so carl he was convicted of 11 murders altogether he has been on death row since 1998 well that's a good use of our money yep he's still just sitting there collecting our food just like podcast hitman yeah just sitting in the jail he's been appealing to appealing for decades he did do an interview at 2020 and it turns out he did tell everyone his motive oh what was his motive according to him it wasn't crack okay okay you're gonna be shocked you know how i told you he was married before he really hated his wife apparently yeah and he said i never harmed my wife but i thought about it a lot okay i just couldn't do it and then he went on to say i think

the majority of the victims remind me of her in some way. And then he added when the murder and the rape was taking place, you know, I was more or less seeing her and not the victim. This kind of makes him a sympathetic character. I mean, we've all been there. No,

it's not sympathetic. He strangled a baby. Yeah. No, he strangled a baby with the wire hanger. This makes it more of a sympathetic character. He murdered a mother in front of her child. I'd be more concerned about a shitty roommate.

He personally, he threw hookers in the lake. If I was voting, they're public servants. You never win when you do the murdering. hookers thing. If I was voting he's killing Taco Bell place. You know how much longer it took people to get a tulipa in that fucking town?

Now you're picking the right angle. Now you're going to be over, Betty. Jesus. Taking that long to figure out. I hate those long fucking drive-through lines. I hate that shit. What are you guys ordering up there? Why is it taking so long? Why don't you guys have more help? Well, you know. Yeah. All the employees are wearing black

because they just came from a funeral. There's a hers and the drive-through line. This is fucking guys a piece of shit. So I'm not sure whether they're to get around to kill him. I'm sure it'll be one of these days.

But I hope he rots until the good Lord's judgment day and I humbly ask you five listeners, you can head over to the creepoff.com right now in another window or browser. It's up there. You can start your voting. Right now you can vote for Vinnie and Henry Wallace.

You could vote for Carl and whoever the fuck that kid was with the tattoos. Who cares? Deshawn Drake. Creepoff.com, everybody. Creepup.com is where you want to go to vote. Now, many, obviously, that's the most important part of our creep-off episode. We've got that out of the way.

Now comes the fun stuff. One of my favorite things to do on this show is to watch cop cam footage. I do love it. I can't wait to see calls, Cockham. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me cause Cockham? Lose all your rights Ruin your life

He doesn't love that jingle right there I've officially decided every time Hellie is not looking at the camera That's what I'm a brigger in the studio Smart move perfect This one comes in It's a law and crime Body crime or body

Body crime guy right that down wrong Law and Crime Body Cam It's from YouTube My buddy Pedic sent this over to me Okay And this is a fun one The police roll up on a woman who's blocking a car from getting out of this parking spot.

That's what we're going to see when we start this off, Eddie. All right. She blocked in a car. Yep. This guy can't wait. It's just before 6 p.m. in Alliance, Ohio, where police were called to a courthouse parking lot after a man

reported a woman trying to block him from filing a police report. You can roll the window down or I can pull you out. It's up to you. Roll your window down or I'm going to pull you out. Roll your window down or I'm pulled. 48 headquarters. I'm going to need another car. You might have heard her say, I'm on the phone.

This is very much a tight recal move right here. Won't roll the window down. No respect for the law enforcement. Yeah, I'm sure she's cut 1,700 yards in a season. Probably not. She's got 1,700 yards at a year on her feet. she's a big girl so the officer comes up

this guy's trying to file something in the courthouse right there she's stopping him from doing that we're going to find out they have a relationship he happens to be the father of her son the cop is no the guy in the white car right here she's blocking in okay got it can't get into the courthouse I'm going to arrest you for obstructing

I am going to arrest you I promise you I am it's if you don't exit the vehicle i am if you don't exit the vehicle i am arrested you're you can call whoever you want if they interfere they're going to jail too come out of the car or you're under arrest now she's filming him it's for my protection yeah i know so she's very paranoid about this police officer doing awful things to her and so a female cop walks up after this and this guy walks away because her sister shows up and he's like dealing with her.

The female cop comes up and the female cop she'll actually crack the window a little bit and she explains she's blocking in her son's father because he won't let her see his her son. And she also explains she's afraid of the police. She was just tackled by the police a week or two ago. And that's why she's not getting out of the car. She's very afraid about this. So this is,

My clip three, this is where they actually identify who this person is and the sister shows up. That's my sister. Do not let him touch her. Do not let him touch her. Do not let him touch her. He's not going to touch her. Do not let him touch her. Do not let him say away for me.

Officers later identify a suspect seen here as 31 year old Kayla Ryder. And as you just heard, she has a visitor who tries to join in on the fun before this situation takes an unexpected turn. I like how the part in her lip matches the part in her hair. This is your more business. You go over there or you'll go to jail too. Go over there. You're going to jail too. Okay.

So that's her sister's showing up. I don't know what she thinks she's going to do. Is she an attorney? Nope. Definitely not. But my clip forward, this is where things get real, many.

This is when all hell breaks loose right after it. No. 48 headquarters she's trying to take off we got a pursuit she almost just struck Olivia Olivia's the other female police officer now she's got the collar pinned in No stay the back sister Oh, no. Oh, no. Get out of the fucking car.

Get out of the fucking car. No, wait, tell him in your left. Get out of the car. Get out of the car. Get away from me. I'm coming right at you. On the ground. On the ground.

Face on your belly. Get on your belly. Get on your belly. Get on your belly. Get on your belly. get on your belly get on your belly taser taser let's go taser do it taser all right this woman's not following directions very well and minnie look at where her car is now it's hard it was hard to tell while that was going down so she backed up and ran into this guy's cruiser and then she put it in drive and drove over the curb here and almost into the road the only thing that stopped her was the other cop car she's hit both cop cars now And what's really cool here is they're going to show you another angle, the female police officer's angle. And this cop, very heads-up move on her part.

I wouldn't have thought to do this. I've got trained to do this, obviously. But check this out. It's the same thing from a different angle. All right. Oh, sorry. Hmm. Uh-oh.

No, it's fine. Okay. So you see that where she drove and blocked her from the front part. He was blocking from behind. She was blocking from here. And she did ram in the bull's car. She was trying to get the fuck out of there. Yeah.

She was trying to get out. He smashes out her window with a hammer. You saw him grab a hammer when he came back out. And that was exciting. And then drags her out, puts her on the ground. Fun stuff. Let's get back into taser time. I dislike her.

She's very unlikable. Yeah. I bet you she stinks. too. Oh, she looks like she smells. She's grimy looking. I don't think she washes her hair very often. It's gnarly looking. She did. Remember in high school and girls used to do the dye their hair with Kool-Aid and shit? Yes. Yeah, that's what her hair dye looks like. It does. It's very inexpensive. It's like, uh, even John would be like, oh, that's not a good look. She smells like Pachuli and dances around at fish concerts.

Ugh. I hate that. Stinks. Oh! Put your head on your back. Put your hands on your back. Get on your back. She has been tased at this point. Kayla is tasered a second time as police work to wrangle in the suspect. She's your hand behind your back. Let me go.

Here. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. I'm not doing anything. Let me go. I'm not doing anything. Holy shit. Rocco Orby, thank you. She looks like someone who dances at Chibi Buffet. Oh, gross. That's so awful right there.

All right. For some reason, she's escalated this situation. All they said was rolled on your window. We want to talk to you. And she's not following any orders at all. Then she decides to ram into a couple cop cars. Now she doesn't know what's going on. And they're asking her to take her purse off.

She won't. So my next clip, they have to cut her purse off of her. Is this a clip seven? We should be on seven, yep. Why are you guys? You want to play these stupid games? No, no, because you're going to cut it off. My satchel.

You guys? No, you did. Nope, that's all you, girl. You, I told you what was going to happen. And you ran. I'm not going to help you. Because this is what happens to me. Every fucking time.

Yeah, because you act like. that? No, because I want No, it's because you act like that. No, it's not. I was trying to turn my car off if you guys would let me. Yeah, that's why you rammed into my cruiser. And ran into my cruiser. And almost ran me over.

Yeah, you guys want to say that because my sister came down here to save me. Yeah, my body can't have it all, honey. I like this woman's a real Nostradamus. She's like, I told you this was going to happen. I knew this was going to happen. It's like, yeah, why do you think you do that? You think maybe you force them? The logic is because her stupid sister showed up to save me. This woman's so she had to, yeah, she sucks.

This woman is crazy. I don't care for her. Hold on. We got a little super chat action coming in here. Today's cop cam is proving that in real life, Herbie the VW would be fucking terrifying and Thelma or Louise would be just plain effing annoying. Yeah, that's a good point. Thanks, I have that footage.

Yeah, yeah, we don't have that footage, but they're not as cool as, uh, as they seem. all right so in my next clip here she's not understanding that she's under arrest you heard her yelling like let me go let me go she thinks that they're just going to let her go for some reason she think they're just in like exchange insurance cards maybe maybe maybe that's what she thinks i don't know let's get her in a car no stop are under arrest you have the right to remain silent anything you say can't always against you in court you have to have an attorney with you during a question if you can't afford to the higher one won't be provided for you. You have the right stop. Yes, your question, eight time. Don't you try. Give me my medicine. No.

Oh, my God. No. Like, you're allowing them to break my car. Yeah. Get in the, I like the way they put her in the car here. Get in the car. I don't let him touch me.

Oh, head for, yes. You're putting that to the car. Fuck yeah. Life's choices. So are you, dude i bet you there was a waft of bowel when they tossed her there i like when people say you're under arrest you know i'm not where you get your information from sir under arrest that's crazy she didn't understand that she was going to be definitely going back to uh to the jail with them

after this fun little mishap all right all right so then they throw her sister in the back of a cop car And they scare the shit out of her because they're like, you're going to jail with us, too. She's like, well, what did I do? They let her go. I was just probably to try to help you with her because she's insane. That's what I would say. Dude, the sister goes, I thought you were pointing a gun at her.

It's like, the cop goes, I've never pointed a gun at anyone. What are he talking about? Ridiculous. So this is a file complaint against her. Okay, yeah, pause it real quick. Oh, sorry. So I didn't want to point in the class with the sister was boring. So now they go over and talk to the guy who was trying to go to the course.

house to file this complaint and get his story and the police officers summarizing it to the other cops who show up on the scene here great he's also wanted to check on another complaint that he had made dispatch that he's likely working with wells i'm sure because it's not finished or whatever i don't know when i got here listening to the 911 call i could hear tapping and i could hear the tap and then i see her right here she's preventing him from the in the car. He's being as cool as a cucumber hanging out inside, but she's antagonizing.

I mean, she had him come in back here. I could hear her. So what was happening was he called 911 from inside that car. And she was up next to his car, knowing that he's going to go file some shit in the court that's not going to allow her to see her kid because she hits her kid. And so she's in there trying to stop him from doing that.

And then she got back at her car when the police arrived and decided she was just going to hide in her car. and they would probably go away eventually because that's how that goes if you just pretend yep and look forward nothing bad could happen well this woman might be a little bit delusional

because if you see this next question she's going to ask the police officers in my clip number 10 she just wants to know if she can have her son now I will fix your dress for you if you would but I don't know I want my son okay well right now we're not worried about your son

we're worried about making sure I already talked to my therapist today and my doctors from the place so why I, there was, there was, you guys can't do anything when I'm not there. I have no, I have no way to be able to anybody to figure out there no contact or something there. I want my son, you can't just take my son and my dad.

Well, right now, I mean, you're, you're going to jail. You know that, right? Why? Because you guys did this. What? You know, you did that. I'm pretty sure you did that. You got into my cruiser.

Quit trying to turn this around on me. You just, you know, goodbye. Oh, my God. you know what no wonder that guy could be so calm he's probably sitting in that car thinking oh it last she's acting crazy and the cops are on the way someone else gets to see it dude let me tell you something i hope i just hope that that man was able to watch the cops toss her into the back of that car oh we face first you don't think this is bookmarked on his computer right now you don't think he's watched this 30 000 tides with his friends over and

shit hey guys at halftime i got to show you my ex on this cop camp video it's amazing dude if I was one of his groups, but I'd be like, remember how we told you this was going to happen? Oh, yeah, no shit. I don't think they were married. I think he just has weak pull-out game. So the EMTs try to check her because she's been tased twice. They had to pull those tase things out of her.

The EMTs want to check her for vitals. She refuses all of that. Yeah, she seems fine. She's just being a problem. Well, my clip of my last clip here, we find out what the charges are. Okay. Kayla was taken to the Stark County Jail

and charged with felonious assault, obstructing official business, OVI, resisting arrest, and unlawful restraint. At last check, her case remains open. So I did... She's drunk.

Yes, I did some research on this. And in the article, it said that she admitted to being under the influence. Yeah. So, yeah, she was wasted. That explains a lot of it. She's obviously an awful person.

I get drunk. I don't drive it to cop cars, but guilty of Butterface in the first degree. Not great. not great at all. So that's Carl's Cobb again. Thanks to my buddy Pettix for sending that over to me. That was a fun one. Thank you Paddick. Uh, it is super chat

Monday and we got to get caught up on some super chats. I want to thank all you find folks. Yay, super chats. Rocco or B, 2000, two, five bucks. There's no wonder we can't get the next ONA when this jackass steals the school's radio equipment. Good point. Good point. That's why my guy's

a creep. Go to the creepoff.com. It's for Vinny and Henry Wall. You need guys who have been doing radio since they're 18. they're depriving us of more opies in dread cold coming in with two pounds content good i thought people spoke uh english in england i didn't realize that that's uh i guess it's a sentence day law two bucks don't a reminder vote carl f of any thank you day law this guy gets it how did this get past my suppression software very good fuck you uh west little five bucks hey carl guess what cock meat sandwich sandwich is ha got you again got me good with that one good one Colin Madden member for two months when can I bail out I got to sell grilled cheese sandwiches at the parking lot outside the strict cheese it's a show at six bra yeah right yeah that's it would not buy a sandwich from that woman and Colin Madden gifted one of who are these podcast memberships thank you very

much Colin Madden if you became a recipient of that membership you can watch our live shows every Wednesday and Saturday I put the link in the community tab on our YouTube page, also bonus episodes. Well, that'll be as good of a time as I need to remind you, folks, if you become a member of the Creepoff Patreon or the YouTube channel, you get our bonus episode every Friday. And you also get merch if you sign up for the Patreon. Yes, and we just did a bonus show on Friday.

Vinny gave us a little update on Vince McMahon, of course, Mr. McMahon, the documentary on Netflix. Everyone's watching that right now. And we also talked about P. Diddy's latest legal trouble. Yes, we got an update on P. Diddy. And then one of the creepiest creeps that's ever been petto-huntered. This guy was, uh, he confessed some shit that no one was even asking him about. And he told some crazy stories and the police showed up,

but they got to hear these stories. E-So would have been like arrest that man. Yeah, yeah, E-So would have been like, that's too much. He can't do that. Take this man away. Our second E-Sel reference in this show. Well, you know, whenever I need a good Pito reference, I'm going to E-Soh. Yeah, but might not, right.

Fuck him. Fuck him right in his fucking pito ass. I don't know. Carl, I guess it's time for some voicemails? Yes. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse is going to replacing hundreds of lead pipes used to transport its drinking water.

Officials say they were able to do it after one of them found a terrific sale on mercury pipes. See you in sales. very good car i believe this one is for you so i saw that bill's lost yesterday yes neener needer neater that is all fuck you ha ha ha not cool they didn't just lose they got their asses kicked it's not good it's not a good game wasn't fun to watch well let me tell you let me make a prediction that's going to age really well. We got Snoop Huntley starting tonight at quarterback and these are to put up

60 points. Yes. And the Tennessee Titans. It put all your money down on the Miami Dolphins today. What's the wine and on the Dolphins game tonight? Are they favored? I think they might be two and a half or something like that. It's to be the battle of the beaten. Yes. How are you guys and gentle gents?

Captain Blackbread from the issue crew and two to be bigger Blackbreaddier cast. I got a suggestion for you guys and i forgot that uh donald trump borrowed my phone to call in uh last time so i accidentally called a second time from this number so i got a suggestion a couple of them if you guys don't have you guys haven't already done it uh creepiest supervisor or creepiest real estate agent anyway that's that's that thank you fuck you bye i don't know what the fuck he was talking out at the beginning there but uh apparently did the trump impression he was proud of out of them no i

I got that. He called us with the Trump impression, but he said something about being the bigger black bread of your cast. Are you threatening us, sir? I don't know what that means. What's a supervisor? That's very general. Just the person who manages other people? I pick my guy. I pick my crew today. He's a terrible supervisor.

Or, you know, I'm a real estate agent. Have we done that? I don't think so. How about that? Next Monday. Okay. Real estate agents. Bring it on. Just so you know, Stenary, John Melendez, did have his real estate agent license. it's real estate license so

calling dips could you imagine I'm trying to sell you a house no Jesus Christ just buy the fucking thing he never sold a house yeah actually I was looking for something

with like I don't know more than one bathroom you can put in the extra bathroom you dumb fuck what are you cheap or something put it in yourself he'd be the worst I have a voice

Malparez also a suggestion hey Carl this is for the creep off I know you guys have done fast food workers but maybe a good idea is

McDonald's worker specific you could use Kamala cut that pot out go cousin roos yeah that's a pretty good idea we already did make this McDonald's employee

but I didn't know Kamala Harris worked there back that to, it's not fair. You'll find another way to bring her in. We'll do Creepiest DA. I would like that. She might not even be with that one. With this audience, she just might.

All right, last voicemail. It came in from our buddy Evan from Michigan. Howdy Creeperinos? This is Evan from Michigan. Sorry, Carl, but I think Vinny has to win this week. Well, you would be wrong, Evan. Your creep, you know, did some regular stuff. He raped the couple of girls, heat in their mouths, you know, tried to traumatize an eight-year-old into forgetting everything he saw.

While Vinnie's creep, did some normal stuff like murdering some broad. That's, you know, understandable. The big one that gets me is not only fucking the corpse of a hundred-year-old. Thank you. But wanting to document it and save it for posterity. That's the real freak behavior here. The rest of it, you know, whatever. Yeah, you fuck a couple of dead bodies or whatever.

But yeah, I love you. Call me back. We love you too, sir. I don't know if that was directed at me or not. Fast, fat guy, six, six, six, five bucks says, if I go to Greenland, one, first buy Dick's T-shirt. Yep, I'll explain that in a minute. Yep.

Second, making the creep off. Good idea. Give us some content. Just kidding. Love you guys. Thanks, guys. And I was going to say to why Christian beat me to it, where's Koof to remind us? Do not go to Greenland.

Thank you for not going to Greenland. We don't need anyone going to Greenland. So Dick Masters, if you don't know about this, he has a shirt on his website that costs $5,000. And he says, if you're ever thinking about ending your existence early, credit card debt does not get passed on to your family members or anyone else. So when you die, your credit card debt's just gone. So you can go ahead and go on a spending spree. and why not buy a $5,000 shirt from Dick Masterson? No one's taking them up on it yet.

But by the day he sees that statement, he's going to feel bad for about a second. Are you met Dick? That's a stroke and point. Not even a second. He used to go, woo, it works. He'll be,

the next episode will be Dick on my suicide shirt. We'll be celebrating it. I like to commemorate the life of this man who made one good decision. It'd be great, did you imagine someone tried to buy it, but then they didn't have. have the credit limit to get it. That'd be a bummer.

Well, Carl, those were our voice votes for this week. Now, folks, you that are listening, the numbers 585, 3, 7-1-808, I don't give it out enough, but as always, the link to email us, call us, follow us on Instagram, follow us wherever, on Twitter, are all on the creepoff.com, same place you vote.

Now, I guess that makes it time for a scum parade, Carl. Watch out for the scum parade. Oh, it's a scum parade. Oh, you hit it too. Yeah, we both hit one. Go ahead. No, play yours. I like a pattern.

All right. Watch out for the scum parade. Oh, no, it's scum parade. Oh, no, it's scum parade. Oh, my God for the scum parade. Making Phenny's day, day. Yeah, JFK had chunk. That is a good point.

like you wouldn't want to like buy that shirt and then change your mind like fuck i shouldn't have bought that shirt my life was already bad enough now i owe 5,000 additional dollars fuck a hundred percent cotton it's going to shrink ah fuck i mean be cool to wear the cool story you know what that was you would demand to be buried in it right yes a hundred percent okay okay carl i want to introduce you to a lovely young couple here they are this is uh darren urban and shaline ellers oh she's cute he looks like a problem like a cartoon character yeah right he looks like a cartoon bully so after he got punched in the nose they are from arkansas carl and they have been accused

of trying to sell their two-month-old baby for a six-pack of beer and a thousand dollars now the six pack of beer part just makes it funny right because you that's not a negotiating tactic you know so i had he a thousand bucks and a six-pack and the guy's like tell you what What if I give you $800 and a $40? Like, oh, all right. Here's what I think happened. I think the guy who was doing the buyer is like, I'll tell you what, I'll give you $1,000.

And just to show you goodwill, I'll throw in a six pack. I'll throw in a six pack for it. He's like, cool, man, I appreciate that. Because honestly, a thousand bucks, a white baby, you can get a lot more money for that if you run in the right circles. I, these guys are used to believe these two run in the right circles. I know, I think these guys are asking all their loser friends for a thousand bucks. They're always just like, I mean,

I want your baby, but $1,000. That's, okay, get out of layaway for six years for these two. Yeah. Now, they've been accused of one count each of endangering the welfare of a minor and attempting to accept consideration for rewinquishment of a minor. On September 21st, the officer's got a tip from a caller that the parents of the two-month-old baby had approached them and tried to give up the baby in exchange for beers and cash. Excuse me, folks.

My allergies are going crazy today. The parents also wrote a letter. for the caller, named in the document as Cody Martin giving them custody of the baby. The caller added that it seems as though as if the infant was in need of medical attention. A deputy responded to the call and went to the hideaway campground in Benton County where the call had been made. Emergency medical services also came to the scene. They wanted to take the child to the children's hospital. After further investigation, they obtained the letter signed by Urban and Ellers, which read, I, Darren, Urban, and Shailene Ellers are signing our rights over to

Coding Nathaniel Martin of our baby boy for $1,000 on 921.24. It went on to say disclaimer. After signing this, there will be no changing y'all to his mind and to never contact again. Wait a second. Are these two lawyers? That sounds like some legalese right there. That's good stuff. You ain't never getting that six pack, back son.

Yeah. That sounds like a pretty sound contract that I'm getting into with these fellas. Not only that, a witness filled the interaction between Martin. and Urban and Ellers. It was reported that another man Ricky Crawford had visited the camp of residents of Urban and Ellers

and asked to look after the baby overnight in exchange for several cans of beer. The couple accepted and gave him a diaper bag. Wait, that's a crazy exchange. Hey, can I make sure your kid doesn't die? If you give me some beer,

I'll let you do that. Which baby? This one right here? What's the work to you? Yeah, right. Like, what the fuck? He'd be giving the beer to the guy who was babysitting?

Crawford then brought the baby to Martin and another camper residence in the in and around the couple followed as they shared later when questions and after meeting Martin an agreement was created that they videotaped to ensure it was legal. They added that they planned to legalize it on Monday. Yep. This is going to be by the books. Alice had reportedly said the couple wanted to give the child up for adoption because it was not working out having three dogs in a baby. I love that movie. Three dogs in a baby. His name is episode. It's good stuff. Yeah. So that literally they should get rid of the dogs, When do you have a baby if that's not working out for you?

They go, yeah, but the dogs are adorable. This baby cries a lot, it's annoying, shitting all over the place. We're dog people, and I did a cost analysis. I could buy a bag of dog food, or I could buy diapers, baby formula, college. Vinnie, what did you do when your wife gave birth? You just gave away the baby, kept the dogs? Oh, dude, I tossed it out of a window. Yeah, smart.

Yeah. I played the music and everything. don't don't don't do you don't do yeah don't play because we'll get 10 i won't so they both stated it was then left on the understanding of the baby was given to martin exchange for a thousand dollars to be collected on monday you fucking believe these people it's uh you thought you were going to get away with this the camper also alleged the child had dog hair inside its diaper so gross another camper would see the baby and changed his diaper said that the child reportedly had bad ammonia and fecal odor and that it had heavy rash blisters and swelling on the baby's

buttocks and genitals i notice that they keep talking talking about the people in this neighborhood as campers aren't good is this one of the better neighborhoods in arkansas what are we talking about here they're just living at the campground jesus christ yeah this is not a great scene hey honey baby's penis is swollen just like yours oh god is a chip out of the old block yeah But I play with the dogs. I don't really care. Well, Carl, I want to introduce you to another guy today, shall we? Okay.

Oh, not him, him. Oh, what's this guy's deal? What's this egghead's deal? Well, I think the BC was heard a song about this guy. I think this is Maddox's brother. Yeah. Larry Albino, he's 50 years old, and he has been charged on production of child pornography.

Oh, that's not good. You see, he posted, uploaded 10 videos for training child pornography through a kick account. The video showed a man masturbating in front of a nude toddler girl. How small does your dick have to be that you can only impress a toddler with it? He was trying to get like the field, the distancing,

like he was just trying to... Right. Yeah, to make it look like it's a lot bigger that it is. Jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, spiking it, spike in it smack. He also had this kid touching his dick in the videos. It's pretty fucked up. Investigators tracked the IP address

to a person to a home on Waterman Avenue in North Providence. Detectives searched the home address and a previous apartment rental listing on Zillow popped up. Okay. Uh-huh. A review of the listing, photographs of the kitchen revealed a black and white brown speckled countertop, brown hardwood floors, white dishwasher, white cabinets, and silver knobs, and a hunter green backslash. And there's also, in the Zillow listing, there was a photo of a computer monitor where they were editing a stuttering John clip for the Shulie network. So they're like, okay, yeah, this is definitely our guy. And then there was just an empty pacifier, just lay in the middle of the floor.

This is definitely our guy. An abandoned pacifier. 30s of reference, everybody. 30s a reference. Hat trick. We nailed it. The alleged abuse videos had the same features. The complaint said, in addition to the man, the video was wearing a bright,

multicolored sandals according to the police. Police learned that Albino lived in the apartment after obtaining a search warrant. They went to his home September 17th. He was wearing the same sandals. This is in the video. Mm-hmm. Albino allegedly admitted to taking the videos of himself and the girl a month or two ago and uploading them to kick.

He claimed he wanted to sell the videos to someone he met on the app whom he described as, quote, a purve. Yeah, there's some perverts out there just so you know, officer. Is it a crime to take advantage of a pervert? I was always taught. I was always taught that it is fine for the just to take the sinner's money. That's true. That's a good point.

Yeah. Either way, he's been arrested. He admitted to taking additional videos. stuff from sexual abusing the girl by the way but he did delete those what's the point of deleting videos and then confessing that you made them what's the point of that how stupid is this guy i don't know his head does look very small like i know it's like a giant dome but that is a tiny head it is minnie there's so much advertising for attorneys in every city you go to the big billboards television ads everywhere you go outdoor advertising for these attorneys could they spend some

money for a PSA that just says shut the fuck up um this is selino and barns here to remind you to when you're talking to the police shut the fuck up this has been a PSA brought to by salino and barns there's a great lawyer uh channel that i subscribe to Bruce rivers I think his name is he analyzes a lot of new stuff and he's a defense attorney and his whole thing is stop fucking self-snitching yes that's his whole fucking deal don't fucking talk to the cops he'll show videos of interrogations hey don't do this like he's actually pretty helpful the very first thing the police tell you is you have the right to remain silent use it rights are good well i know i have the right but yeah most people don't have the will

to correct correct you're making your attorney's job much more difficult that's all what happens is when people they get into custody they start talking because they're looking for the magic words to get themselves out. And there are none. Not when you're masturbating in front of a toddler, naked toddlers, no. Yeah, good point. Probably not. Good point. They're like, now, if you just confess that you've made more videos like this, we'll make sure to get the sticking care for you. Oh, yeah, yeah, I make lots of videos jerking off on toddlers. Like, okay, I was lying. You're actually in a lot more trouble now. Dummy. All right. I got another good story for us today. You're going to love this one, Carl. Okay. This guy.

out here, the spold spider walker. This is a video from inside of the jail. Now, his name is Justin Avery. He was detained in April for allegedly assaulting multiple women near the Tempe campus on Arizona State University School. Okay. Now, this video was released by the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office appears to show Avery at the intake transfer and release facility days after his arrest crawling backward along the edge of an officer's desk. According to the parts, Avery did successfully reach his target. He made his way. into like a reception area behind the woman who

was asleep and he was starting to lower his pants when another woman who was in the room witnessed Avery's action said get off of her and Avery allegedly responded by telling the woman to quote be quiet So this guy didn't want to escape He just wanted to sexually assault another woman

Yeah there was another woman asleep in the waiting room. It's in jail And he's in there trying to rape her And then another woman's like hey buddy stop that And he's like, shh. Can someone just give this guy a hand job so we can get over, get this over with so he stopped sexually assaulting people?

In fact, I have an idea of any, all violent offenders when you bring them in, they should be forced to ejaculate. Just someone give them a hand job so they calm down, cool their jets. Well, you know,

Carl, that's not how they work in jails. They generally don't care how you get off in jails. They don't have a female officer there to jerk off the inmates. They certainly do not. Huh. You know, they should have like a cell block, what are those things, flashlights. Yes. They should pass flesh lights or a glory hole. I don't know. I don't have all the answers.

I'm sure there are other inmates who'd want to be on the other side of it. I don't know. Let me ask you a question. Win, win. What do you think is a better deterrent for prisoners? The death penalty or having to man the glory hole in prison. Dude, they don't care about the death penalty. Are you kidding me? Your guy's been on death row for five decades. Give a shit about that. yeah i'm like fucking kill me kill me quicker kill me quicker right send me to the fucking glory

hole carl's gonna quit so many crimes later now i don't want to be on the other side of the glory hole viny don't start rumors don't start spreading rumors about me doom's gonna clip it then what's gonna happen everyone will laugh at you yes we can't have that around here yeah so not only is he being charged with an additional count of sexual assault The authorities say the situation involving Avey was extremely unusual because he's straight upset. Yeah, I found her really attractive. And yeah, I was totally going to rape that bitch. Yeah.

I'm sure if she was in doing, he'd rather be consensual, right? Sure, sure. They said we need to have better monitoring for these blind spots. But here's the thing that I would like to point out to the Marikavi Sheriff's Office. I'm sitting here looking at the footage of this guy out of camera that someone clearly was not watch it. Good point. These blind spots were looking at him right there. Yeah, they said they put in mirrors and stuff. These cops

sound like premature ejaculers. Like, this has never happened before. It's not going to happen again. You're just too hot. You don't want to put in mirrors. Why is that? It's how Penn and Teller hide shit. Oh. You don't want to get you don't know what the That's right. You, uh, you trap a

magician who's been sexually assaulting people. They'll figure their way out of that. He'll be out in an hour. Right. Like, well, where's that fog coming from? well either way he is still locked up which is pretty good good now carl are you ready to uh not sleep well tonight or eat again for a while sure okay great let's be a good introduction to a story let's meet kiddicorn sang greasy oh we're heading over to thailand yes he's 36 years old and he carried out hundreds of botched surgeries for over 20 years really because i i heard that bob levy's planted the trip to thailand for a procedure no it's not for a

procedure. He was just talking about it. I thought she was going for a party. Now, he lured clients through Facebook and repeatedly used filter, filler injections and implants on his patients, who he charged up to 450 pounds a pop. Now, cops were only alerted to his dodgy clinic once a client reported him after a round of silicone injections left him with a severe infection.

The man claimed his penis was so affected after the procedure that he couldn't sustain an erection. it's not all about you sweetheart look it that's your girlfriend's problem not ours don't call here again stop calling here by your boner you think it's a prank call you think we're the boner i can't get a boner oh very funny asshole stop calling here what do you want us to do talk to your dick can you please shape up what do you want us to do the man claimed his penis was so affected, man, that he couldn't sustain an erection. Police raided the premises where Kittlecorn operated on his patients, and he admitted that he had, quote, no medical license.

Instead, he revealed that he left school as a teen and taught himself how to do implants at the age of 14. Okay. So he's been doing it for a while. He's probably pretty good at this point, right? This makes me question a lot of medical ethics. Mm-hmm. You know, like, if some kid could teach himself how to do it at 14, is it not a service to the world if we don't just like give this kid like an experience degree or something and get them working in a safe environment. We got a smart guy who knows how to do this. He's been doing it for 20 years. I mean, listen, we gave Bill Cosby a PhD, Dr. Cosby. He didn't actually get a PhD, but it's like, you've earned it at this point. Do you know how many rape somebody women? You're the doctor of

rape. You've earned it. Do you know how many licensed doctors have mangled dudes dicks? I honestly don't. Do we know any? I'm guessing more than we care to admit. Okay. But, this guy i'm just kidding everybody this kid's a fucking asshole this guy was only doing uh cock surgery right he was just uh helping guys get bigger penises which i believe probably is needed in thailand the lord's work yeah it's probably probably had a log client list i would imagine carl i just don't understand how like you get this idea you know what i'm going to do i'm to learn how to do cock surgeries when you're 14 years old. That's a weird choice.

Well, no, I disagree. You want to go into a business where there's a lot of demand. So this guy's actually pretty smart. And he's going, gosh, everyone I talked to is really embarrassed by their small penis. What if I started a business where I'd give them a bigger penis? And then he had hundreds of clients from this. And it finally took one guy to complain about it for him to get busted. I can't believe like everyone else is so embarrassed they got a cock implant.

that they didn't want to tell the authorities about it. Who's letting Ty Doogiehouser fucking work on their dick the first time? Well, Vinny, I don't know about you, but when it comes to my cock, I'm like, experiment all you want. Go ahead. If we got to go back later and try again, that's fine.

No problem. Yeah, your cocks end up looking like your feet if you live like that, buddy. I got a club cock. That's awful. But yeah, I guess when the authorities came in, they realized that he wasn't actually, Oh, I'm getting to that.

Performing the procedure correctly. Yeah, they figured that out. They figured there was a lot of signs that maybe he wasn't a qualified doctor, including operating equipment that didn't fit medical hygiene standards. He was literally like wiping off the scalpel with a paper towel next. That's like, that's not good. The last guy came everywhere. I can't think I'm doing this wrong.

Oh, God. Oh, man. So he was charged with running an unauthorized medical clinic as well as practicing without a license, It's probably a $50 fine in Thailand, I'm guessing. Well, that's all your money. Kittlehorn is currently in custody and awaiting trial. Folks, that's our scum parade. How about it one more time for Mahalia, everybody, for joining us?

And sticking with us. Yeah. You make sure you follow her at Mahalya, and we will see you again soon. Mahalia, get her plug in there for her. Thanks, Mahalia. Now, Carl, we had a fun episode of WATP. We did. We just had an episode that Vinny joined me on this past.

Saturday where, man, we had, we had some moments. I got to say our discovery of, uh, what's your name, Frenchi Hana's disability, Frenchi Hana's backstory was something else. So that's worth checking out. It is. It is. So check out WATP. Make sure you, uh, subscribe to the creep off channel, become a patron if you want to get

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