The Creep Off - Episode 233: The Strike Zone

Episode Date: July 14, 2026

Join Karl & Vinnie as they slide tackle one of the world's biggest sports, soccer. We will also have Karl's Cop Cam, The Scum Parade, and your voicemails!Don’t forget to vote for who brought the biggest creep at patreon.com/thecreepoff.  Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: TJ Maxx & Walmart Voyeur In Irving And Dallas Arrested'Helicoptering his g*******' | Repeat flasher charged for alleged public indecency, trespassing in IndianapolisNew Jersey woman with ‘boobs’ tattoo accused of sexually assaulting child, posting twisted footage on Snapchat: copsMan free to sexually assault children, rules Alberta's top court | National PostThe score is currently Vinnie 2` - Karl 2 – Guest 4 Want more of the madness? Support the show on Patreon, Supercast to snag exclusive merch and get an extra bonus episode every week!Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeahYou can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. Are you off your fucking meds or something? That is one big of shit. Fuck yeah! Get away with that? Without specifications?

You're out of your fucking mind. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. What the hell is it supposed to be? Ola creepos. Welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, buy creeps for you creeps, where one host has drank so much caffeine tonight. He is vibrating out of his body.

Yeah, I got here as a fucking dance party. No one else was here. Oh, dude. Rock it out. I was just fucking having a time. Hell yeah. I have had so much caffeine tonight that this show might be the end of me. We'll find out.

Stick around to the end. He usually had two or three coffees by the time I get over here at 1 o'clock on a Monday, no? Yeah, but if I've had two or three before one o'clock. And now it is eight o'clock. What's the caffeine meth on that? Many coffees has been he had. All right. Well, let's try to keep it together, buddy.

Okay, hold on. I think we can do this. I want to welcome you all to the show. Yes. This is very exciting. We're glad to be doing this tonight at eight o'clock. Carl had smooth transition and travel from New York to Rochester. I did.

So no boring-ass airplane stories today for us. No, how we thought much an ab what is. LaGuardia. No, no, no stories today for you, Vinny. Okay. Thank God. Don't worry about that. Thank Christ.

So tonight we are going to discuss this little thing that's happening going on in the world. I don't know if you've heard about the World Cup. Yeah, I've been watching it. Yeah, soccer is a thing. It's great. I love the World Cup. Never done creepiest soccer player. No.

Somehow we've never done it. That's surprising. There's a lot of creeps on the pitch. I'm telling you, man. A lot of these footballers are real creepy. They're not great. They take their kits off after the game, and they get real, creepy. See how I'm using some soccer lingo?

Yeah. Would you stop? Just to get some street crag. Would you, would you stop? We're going to have a lot of football fans checking this episode out. I'm going to put my boot in your teeth if you don't fucking shut up. All right. Well, that's a cleat. So hopefully you won't do that. That sounds awful. Okay. Well, I was trying to fix them. So, ladies and gentlemen, tonight, we were going to talk about the creepiest soccer player. And you know, here's the thing. Last week, we didn't have a competition. No, we didn't. Brian Johnson joined us. By the way, I sent a text to Brian. Johnson, just seeing if he's still okay after that bison threw him 13 feet into the air. Did you see that video?

No, what happened? Come on. You even see that video that's been making the rounds? A Yellowstone Park. This guy who's got this long white beard. This pison goes chasing after him. The guy's hiding behind trees. The bison comes around, grabs him, launches him into the air.

He flips around. It's worth watching. Oh, okay. Well, I'm definitely going to find that mad mulled by bison. It's funny because you would have laughed if you had seen the video. Not the point. The point is I said that to Brian, and I said, how many people have sent you this exact same text? And apparently I was the only one.

So either I'm a cornball or I'm original. I'm not sure which. Two things can be true at once. Good point. So I guess the last time we did a show, Carl. Should I explain what the rules are on this show? It's very important. Yeah, I won.

We were at a different time slots. So explain to everybody how it works. This is a competition. It's a true crime show that is a competition. Vinny and I both try to find the biggest creep in a certain category. We present who we think is the biggest creep in that category. You listen to our presentations, and then you go to the website, patron.com slash the creepoff, and you vote in the poll for who you thought brought the biggest creep.

Then the next week, we have our results girl, Danny, who's got some really nice cans, by the way, just a little aside. Danny comes on, and she lets us know who won, who got the most votes. That person's awarded a point. The first person to five points wins the round. The other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. Right now, Vinny is in the middle of the consequence. where he is making new episodes of a podcast called Trek Off. Vinny has to do a Star Trek themed podcast with Casey Day and Tab Bert.

Yes. And you have two episodes down of five. Yes, and I will say this. I did enjoy aspects of these shows. They are fine. Yeah, Tab's great, isn't he? Tab is fantastic. I don't know what's happening most of the time.

Casey's just plugging away and I'm going along for the ride. Casey was bitching on the Blind Mike project on Sunday. Oh, good. He's a go, I was supposed to have a little summer off, and now Carl's, making me work, Carl's such an asshole. So I texted him and told him to show his fucking mouth. How dare he.

Good choice. He's lucky he gets to do a podcast with you. That's what I said. Actually, I said, no, you mad at me, buddy? Come on. We're cool, right? Cates is a great guy. He really is.

I've enjoyed doing the show with him. Last week, we learned a lot about George Taked and William Shatner's relationship. Um, boom. I know they don't like each other, but did George ever get to suck him off? I think it's why he's mad at it. I don't think they had. And you know what, Bill does a very Hollywood thing whenever George Takaya is brought up. He goes, I don't know the man.

This man is obsessed with me. These trolls are out to get me. It's pretty fucking wild. When you watch it from his, listen to it from his perspective, he's almost like Corey Feldman talking about the wolf pack. A little bit. A little bit. Yeah, her gibbing them. Except in this particular case, the wolf.

Wolfpack is a 80-year-old internment camp survivor. Right. He might be, yeah, he's 80-something. 90-year-old internment camp survivor. That's hilarious. Who loves the cock. We watched Bill Shatner do stand-up, Carl. Yep.

And that was great. He's amazing. Yeah, he's great at everything he does. He's as good as stand-up as he is a singer that Bill Shatner. Rocket Man. I mean, I get if you do it one time, but you're putting out fucking albums.

Obviously he thinks it's good. You know? It's the inflection, Carl. I know. I can listen to a song or two. Oh, sure. You know what? Actually, that's what inspired cake.

A lot of people don't know that. There's an album he did with Ben Folds, and there's a song where he talks about finding his wife dead in the pool. That one's a real treat. Give that a listen, everybody. Ben's Fools is great. She's dead. I stream to the stars.

Excelsior. All right. So are those are the plugs? Those are, except one more thing I want to talk about. Lay it on me. Because it is Monday. People are like, well, yeah, but it's later in the day. Usually you guys are on a 1 o'clock Eastern.

It's 8 o'clock Eastern. Does that mean we're not celebrating anything? Oh, we are. It's still Super Chat Monday. There's four hours left on the East Coast people. That's correct. We have four hours left with Super Chat Monday. Although this episode is only going to be another hour or so.

Get those in before midnight, please. Top. Let's get top heavy with the Super Chats, people. So we appreciate all of you who celebrate the show with us. Like Chris Primer, my man, just emailing with him today. He gifted a creep-off channel membership. Oh, you get a lot of fun things with that. Thank you, Chris Primer.

Speaking of Opie, Jesus. We were talking about Opie out of the air off the air. I think there was off there. Opie? Yeah. Chris Prymer is always in Opie's chat, get him super chats, and Opie ever reads them. It's very disappointing. Yeah, Chris, ask him why he didn't want to contribute to the Brother Wee's live show.

Yeah, actually, Chris, you might want to actually do that. I'll email you details. Ralph, not see. Thanks for the $1.43. I'd see what you did there. That's pretty good. And Nancram, a member for 29 months, says, Vinny takes some Benadryl.

It'll calm me right down. I'm not a doctor, but I may work in the pharmaceutical industry. Oh, Nandcram. Really? You can get us some meds? I didn't realize, Ms. Nancram. All the Benadryl you need, Carl.

We should hang out sometime. My head looks like I got stung by a bee today, So maybe I do. Oh, just today. Fair enough. Okay. Well, I mean, I'd rather have stung by a B-face than hit by a truck face, Carl. Fair enough.

Fing right off. Fair enough. You got me there, buddy. A little slow, but you got there. Here we are at the end of that journey. Here it is. So the last time we did a competition, Carl, it was a... Vin-housing for the Wienhausen.

So that means when we ring this bell, I'm going to start first by presenting my creep. So once you hit it. Creepie soccer player, but he's up first. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to my creep today. Bruno Fernando de Sousa. I think that's how you properly pronounce it. Sounds amazing.

Yeah. You fooled me of Iraq. He is a Brazilian goalkeeper, Carl, and he was the goalkeeper for Flamenco, which is a pretty big team down there. He was a superstar on that team. He played in the World Cup for Brazil. And big-time soccer player, ladies and gentlemen. Now, in 2009, he was hanging out with some of his other teammates at a little barbecue.

That's what he tells everybody. Or at least that's what he told his wife. It was just a barbecue. What it really was was a whore party where a whole bunch of sex workers were brought in for all the players to fuck. I'd never get invited to horror parties. I get it. I get it. Sounds fun.

It does, doesn't it? Yeah. But you know what? Let me tell you what this asshole did. And this is, ladies and gentlemen, my first. first point as to why this guy is a creep. Bitch caught the feels. Oh.

You can't do that to the whore party. Here's the advantage of the horror party. You know, to be charming or interesting or have your game or anything like that you have to get him drunk. They're paid to fuck you. That is correct. The only thing you can't do is fall in love. Well, he met this girl with this little beer belly. I don't know what.

He meets her. Her name is two months along. Eliza Samudio. Uh-huh. Now, uh, she's an actress and a model. She's an escort. I pretend. I like guys when I bottle for them.

No, Carl, actress and model. Right. Right. So they meet at this party. They bang at the party. And he starts calling her. And they start hanging out. He has a bunch of apartments in town.

She comes over, starts staying over there. And they're fucking on the regular. And in fact... Is he paying for it every time? No. No, in fact, she quit her hooker job for him. Wow, because he's rich, yeah. Yeah.

Makes sense. So in his mind, this guy's like, I scored. Yeah, this cross-eyed brother. Yeah, it's probably the best photo ever. But yeah, it's a sugar daddy for him. She's like Popeye. She's out there. Come on.

Come on. Come on. So she quit her hooker job for him, supposedly. Bruno promises that he's going to leave his wife for her. Oh, he's married. Oh, he's very married. That's right. And in the meantime, one hog hot August night, she breaks the news to them that the goalkeeper shot one past the goalkeeper, Carl.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Someone got pregnant. I actually have audio of what happened after she told him. Check, please. How the fuck do you get a hooker pregnant? First off. With your dick.

It's kind of on the hooker. right the hooker should definitely not be able to get pregnant but secondly i guess she finds a sugar daddy you know happens in the states all the time basketball players and football players they can't wait to get knocked up sure well his story is a condom broke once okay okay that's my that's my story too at least your parents fell for it no it actually did that but whatever it doesn't matter okay so he says or listen uh he asked very nicely would you mind doing me a favor and killing that thing growing inside of you for me. Yeah.

He's an abortion guy like you. And she says, no, I will not. I'm Catholic. And besides, don't you remember, Bruno? We're going to be together soon

because you're leaving your wife from me, Bruno. Don't Catholics believe in like saving themselves from marriage? Maybe not being a whore? Yeah.

So she's just like, I don't know, very, uh, my relationship with Jesus is pretty tight. Yeah. Can't do this. Never promise crazy a baby.

It's all I have to say about that. So she says, I am not interested in having an abortion. And he says, well, I don't know who you are. He refers to it to his friends as a, quote, coup of her belly for money. And she filed a paternity claim and demanded child support, Carl. Morey told me you to fly all the way to Brazil for this. Here she is with the paperwork. I'm not doing myself any favors by showing you. this picture because it's going to make her so hateable. I was going to say, yeah, who's your creep?

Not the soccer player. Sometimes this is a wild story. This guy really does suck. So he refuses to admit any of the paternity, the lawsuits going on. And so let's say you're a super famous, wealthy athlete in a country like Brazil. What would you do, Carl? I would put a hit out on her, obviously. That's crazy.

Oh, that's fucking crazy. That's nuts, Carl. Okay. Here's what you do. What he did was he got his buddy Russo and Macaro to go and kidnap her. Okay. Tie her up, beat her stomach. Oh, okay.

Uh-huh. And then put a gun to her head. Well, he held the gun to her head telling her that you've never seen me before and then make her swallow a whole bunch of pills. Okay. Vinnie, can you admit that putting a hit out of her is a lot better at it? than this, like a much better plan than that plan? Carl, one of these is mercy.

I don't know about that. What are these going to get you caught? Well, does it, Carl? Because the very next day, when she's done shooting blood out of her cooch from all the pills, she goes to the hospital. They take piss tests from her.

They find out that this baby pretty fucking resilient because still alive. Well, I mean, it's a good, bloodline right there. I'm telling you, it's a thoroughbred. Yeah. So this kid is still kicking. She goes to the police and tells them exactly what this motherfucker does. This kid's like on the log ride and like, when you get to the top just holds on to both sides like, no, no, no, I'm not going. Everything just shooting past them. I don't know. Impressive. So this fucking guy, um, he held it on. He doesn't know what to do now because now he has to, there's a court,

is involved and, uh, the police say to her when she comes in and goes, hey, this is what he did to me. He then says, or the police then said, um, but you know he's a good soccer player, right? You know, you know, this guy's like a good player. Yeah, it's Brazil, man. So, you know, whatever. Yeah, he's our keeper.

So then she's like, well, can I at least get a protective order against him? Because he did just have me tied up and beaten up and I'm fucking bleeding out my. That's most Brazilian. Tuesdays. What are you crying about? So they go to front of the judge, right? And a judge says, he says he doesn't know you, so no restraining order. Amazing. Yeah. Yeah. So the son is born on February 10th, 2010. D&A later confirmed Bruno was the father, by the way. And that June, she is hounding him and hounding him for child support, right? He's super rich. Athletes have kids all the time. Just fucking pay your child support, right, Carl?

Sure. He says, all right, fine. Come to my farm and we'll work it all out. Uh-oh. So she goes out there and no one ever sees her or the baby again. Yeah. Come to my fire would be

a little bit of a, I guess we call it a Giveaway. Hey, want to meet me a secluded place or no one else is? Sure. We could be together. Yeah. I, I, and she can't run it. Until there's another person.

Bro. The problem is she told her mother and her father exactly where she was going and left a video saying, if anything happens to me, Bruno Fernando DeSuza did it. And she's still going to get killed? And she's still wet? That's even dumber. Vinny, that's even fucking dumber. Uh, it's, it's, uh, victim blame me.

Yeah, it's cutting off your nose to spite your face. No sign that someone murdered me. Yeah, you know that I deserved it And that's all right I probably was a huge cut My whole life victim Blame me Won't you come and put the blame on me

So The police are now going Oh, there's a missing person So they go out there, they talk to Bruno And Bruno's like, oh yeah, she was here There's a missing person and that guy's mom So Bruno's like, yeah, she was here and what a cute baby she had. Not mine, though, but you know, she left happy and healthy.

Wink. She went that way, officer. So the cops are very suspicious. And on July 6th, there's a 17-year-old cousin who works for Bruno. He gets arrested and he admits to the police to exactly what fucking happened to Eliza. Oh. Yeah. So when she got there, he fucking Fernando brought her in.

They just get stitches. What the fuck? The 17-year-old nephew comes out of nowhere and hits her in the head with the butt of a gun. Okay. So then they tied her up, right? Slapped her around a little bit. Then this guy that worked there who was an ex-cop named Bola, fucking Bruno told Bola to strangle her in front of him while he watched.

And she fucking strangles this woman to death. He's really mad at this bitch. Then what they did was they. was they chopped up her body and threw it to his Rottweilers. Probably should have got that abortion, huh? You ain't telling me, Carl. Yikes. So the Rottweilers, like, are eating all the flesh off the bones,

and they just leave them out there to have their way with it for a while. Then what was left of her, there was actually a construction site, and they went and threw it into the concrete. All right, that's cool. Yeah. It's like, you know, a memoriam kind of thing. You know, we'll always remember her from the same. building. Yeah. Yeah. They sure did. So long story short, Bola gets arrested. All these other people

who were involved get arrested because there was more than just those three there when this shit went down. Dude, they covered all their tracks that were, hey, is that teenager going to tell on us? That was one thing they didn't think of. Either way, that kid fucking ratted them out and all the dominoes started falling. And he goes to trial for this, even though there's nobody in March of 2013. Here he is next to his actual wife in court. You did what? Oh, this is one of my favorite pictures. I don't know what they said.

But okay. I don't know what they said. I don't know either. So Carl, this is where this gets crazy. This man with this giant neck and tiny head gets sentenced to a total of 22 years and three months in prison. He got what's called in Brazil a triple qualified homicide. which is a vile motive asphyxiation and using resources that hindered the victim's defense, whatever the fuck that means.

Is that similar to like a triple crown and baseball? I don't follow Brazilian soccer. Yes, it's exactly what it is. And then they gave him another year and six months for concealment of a corpse. But either way, Carl, by February of 2017, keep in mind, March 2013, we're talking. It's like four years later. His lawyers filed a petition of habeas corpus. and a whole bunch of money got involved.

And what do you know? By seven years in, he is out and signing contracts with other teams. FC Miami. He's going to be playing in the MLS. Dude, he signed with a club called Boa Esporta. Wow. And people are not too happy that the man who had a woman shopped up and fed to dogs was out and back playing. Yeah, it's pretty wild.

People were upset about Tyree Kill back in. in the league. No shit. Yeah. This is a little worse. This mother fucker was played up until this February and he played for six more clubs after he got out of prison. It's funny. Like Michael Vic came back to NFL. They're like, at least the dogs were fed. You know, it's like, well, so are this? Yeah. That right. Exactly. That's the important thing. Absolutely. And they weren't hurt. No dogs were hurt in the making of my story. Exactly. They were fed. Now, here's the sad thing. The people were mad that, you know, he, served his time and got out.

I mean, seven of 22 years is pretty good for murder, right? Four of 22 years, right? Well, he was in for a little while after they filed the motion. Okay, so... He was in for seven years. But he learned his lesson, I bet, right? He's going to stop banging hookers with a broken condom. Well, let me tell you...

Let me just put on this broken condom. See what happens. In the media interview, after he signed with Boa Sportic Club, he said, listen. What happened happened, all right? I made a mistake. You know, it was a serious one, but, you know, mistakes happen in life. I'm not a bad guy.

You know, people tried to bury my dreams because of one mistake. One mistake that took days to execute. Yet I... So how mistakes work. Carl, Carl, you leave this man alone. He said, yet I asked God for forgiveness. Oh, what did God say? He said, do whatever you are, bro.

He said, ok-dokey. He said, don't worry, she's up here with me, happy and healthy. No, this is the quote, and I love it because he gave it a Hulk Hogan, like, ending. He goes, yet I ask God for forgiveness, so I'm carrying on with my career, dude. Do they have a word dude in Portuguese? Apparently. Okay, cool. Since getting out, like I said, played for six more squads up until February of this year.

Now, what happened to the baby? Would you like the good news, Carl? Sure. He didn't kill the fucking baby. He's playing for the under 16 team for the Brazilian national team right now? Yes. Bruno Samudio de Sousa. Brun and Ho is also a goalkeeper who currently plays for Badafugo's youth team

and has represented Brazil on the youth level. Shit, I was right. I was joking. Oh, that's awesome. You are right. I mean, the kids survived the fucking pills, yeah. Dude, they found him in an orphanage. They dumped him off.

They think that his wife dumped off the baby. But nobody was able to prove. We're definitely going to get murdered. I'm going to drop my kid off on the way over there. Well, no, not her. The wife. Oh, the wife, right. Got it, got it, got it.

Yeah. So that's my creep, folks. That's exciting. He's a real problem. Bruno Fernandez de Sousa, boys, he had a long career. Do you think that the dad and the son have a relationship right now? Yeah. Vinnie, I'm going to do my creep at first. We've got to talk about these supertress because Nancram came in with $6999 Canadian dollars. Very much appreciated. It's a magenta trans. Thank you. That's not a red boy. It's a magenta. We love it. Thank you, Nangram. I'm very thankful. Words I never thought I'd say. Shatner made sense when he pointed out that decay was someone he worked with 50 years ago. I barely remember people I worked with last year. Carl, do you remember who you worked with when you ruled Rochester marketing sector?

I do, and I can tell you which ones were assholes. One of them tried to sue me. So I could probably tell you, but I know what you mean. Thanks again, man. What was the last Star Trek movie, though? Didn't George Decay? Wasn't he in those movies? Yeah.

He was in, like, up into the 90s. I guess that was 50 years ago. Yeah, whatever. I'm over it. Colin Madden, thanks for the five bucks. Damn, Moon had your looking slim. Did you order a tapeworm off the dark web? No, sir.

Healthy living and good choices. Dude, this fucking guy over here just ran a race. What was it a 10K or 4 mile? What did you do? Well, I did a 4 mile, but I did a 10K the other night. Unbelievable. Thank you. That's very impressive, sir.

Thank you. Here's my medal. I didn't say you had to prove it. Well, I got my medal. You want me to put it out? Yeah, thanks to you should. It's funny because Vinnie didn't finish the race until the next day, so people had to go back and, oh, shit, Vinnie's here's your medal, buddy. This is the world's finest participation medal.

Oh, yeah. came in top 49 in your age group, right? Well, yeah, in the top 50. Yeah. 47 out of 47, baby. Congratulations. I'm slow as fuck, but I'll finish. But you did it.

You did it. That's impressive, my friend. Get this off of me. I'm embarrassed that I still have it. Proud of you. Guys. Oh, you fucking guys. All right, you ready for my creep?

If you must. Okay. He could just surrender. Could you pull up Godwin Okpara? I gave you a little photo so we can check this guy out. Yeah, he, uh, looks, serious. Godwin Okpara, he played in the 98 World Cup for the Nigerian national team. He went to the Paris League. He played for the big team there, Paris Saint-Germain and also

Straussberg. Pele himself saw this kid playing when he was the under 18 team for Nigeria and said, that kid right there, that's the future of soccer. Pele himself recognized this guy. He's a solid defender. So, yeah, Godwin made the choice. trip from Nigeria to Europe, played in Belgium and France. He's living the dream. He's got a big house. Fancy house in Paris in the suburbs. He gets married to Linda.

They have kids. Then in the early 2000s, they adopt a 13-year-old girl from Nigeria named Tina. They're like, Tina, listen, I'm a multi-multe million. I'm a big soccer star over here. We'll move you from Nigeria to Paris and give you a better life. Wow, what a swell guy. Yeah, you go to school, you know, you'll be able to learn things. and have a great future.

Well, instead they made her their slave. Oh. For four years, this girl was living in hell. Did she know that she wasn't supposed to be a slave? Well, she did, because she was 13, so she knew that that was not cool. She never went to school. She never did anything like that. Instead, she slept on a dirty mattress in the basement, and all day did housework,

watched the kids. She was treated like an animal. And that's just the start. You see, this guy, Godwin, this big tough defender. he starts sneaking down to the basement at nighttime and starts having his way with this girl who's not that into it. The help? Not that into it. Yeah, he Thomas Jefferson's her when she's 13 years old, which is not great.

Did he do anything cool, like write any declarations? No, in fact, in fact, just the opposite. He threatened to kill her if she told anyone. And sometimes he's like throw over like a 10-year-old note, which is cool. You know, it's not breaking the bank for him. But, you know, it's like, yeah, good job, tuts, whatever. go get yourself some candy go get some nice don't spend this on one place well here's what happened so godwin's wife linda's also not great because she's also on boarders like bringing in this

teenager and making her a slave do you want me to show these two yeah yeah let's show um so first show just um the sex slave Tina there's Tina yeah Tina's written a book now 13 well she's not 13 in that photo I was gonna say she's written a book about her struggles and her experiences don't show the wife yet So she catches, this is the problem. Godwin gets a little too comfortable. And Godwin doesn't like fucking this girl on the dirty mattress in the basement. He goes, come up into my room. We'll make love like a real couple, you know.

So he brings her up into the bedroom. And then you'll do the laundry. And that's, well, of course. Like a real couple. And that's when the wife walks in and not having it, not too thrilled that her husband's sleeping with the help. And who does she get mad at many? I'm going to guess she got mad at the girl who was fucking her man. Correct.

She blames the girl. She beats the shit out of her, birds her with cigarettes, shaves her head, trying to make her unattractive. And also mutilates her genitals. What? Yeah. She's like, oh, you're going to use those with my man, are you? How about I just rip this thing off and one of these? Give me that.

Now, smash you with one of these. It's not great. Oh, no. Tina, after five years living in the same. abusive household. She's a slave. Finally escapes. It was her third attempt to escape,

but she finally escapes. Goes to the police, tells her story. French cops arrest Godwin in 2005. The court finds him guilty of rape, sexual assault on a minor. The works. Everything that you could find him guilty of.

He's a sentence of 13 years. The wife, Linda here, gets 15 years for torturing this girl. Wow. So she got more time than her husband? Yeah, because she can't play left back. Yeah, so she was technically the creepier one in the relationship.

Apparently. But she didn't play soccer for anyone. So maybe take that in account listening audience when you're voting this week. Godwin gets reduced, his sentence gets reduced an appeal. He does do some time that he's deported back to Nigeria eventually, right? So of course, Okpara, you know, he denies all of this. He says, you know, we did have sex that one time, but she's like, seduce me. She's like totally into it, you know.

She instigated it. I didn't want that, but whatever, you know, she did do that. And then he claims his wife beat this girl like she beat their own kids. That's his defense for all this. He's like, listen, I didn't want anything to do with this. My wife's out of control. She's beating the help. Yeah.

So she was, she chopped up the babysitter's pussy, Your Honor. Right. Do you think I wanted that? I enjoyed that thing. All right. So he gets deported back to Nigeria. And she finally gets out and moves back with him. And you won't believe it, Betty.

They're together. They have family over. And he starts beating the crap out of her. If you want to show the photo of his wife, after he beat her pretty good. Oh. That's Linda. So unfortunately, one of the family members who was there at the gathering.

Linda walked into a door, did she? Yeah, well, one of the family members was at the gathering when this was happening and videotaped it and posted on social media, and it went viral. So everyone in Nigeria saw this thing. It was all over the place. So again, he was back in court this time for beating his wife. And I have a question. Why is there a square over her face?

Is that the strike zone? I wouldn't want an instant replay review on this one. Just a bit outside. It's funny. So it's crazy because, you know, the, the, victim here. Like I said, was on television nonstop, wrote a book about it, doing the full tour. It's a bestseller. And listen, we have a lot of crazy people. Some people like to knock up prostitutes and then chop them up and stuff like that. But this dude, using his fame and money

to traffic a kid from back home, turned his fancy European home to do a rape dungeon and destroy a child's life while the world cheered him on on the pitch is the biggest creep in soccer history. Vote for my creep. There he is. Godwin Okpara. Carl, I think this is going to be a very wonderful competition this week. It's a tough one. So, uh, folks, think about it.

In the past, I will say this, Betty. My closing argument, in the past, whenever you've brought a creep who killed a hooker, no one gave a shit. Didn't matter how many hookers they killed. No one cared. He let down his wife, everybody. He let his wife down. I thought you were going to a barbecue.

you. I told you have to have too much salt. You're on the game tomorrow. Oh, holy shit. You know what, man. This has been a very, very long day. And I just look forward to my favorite time of the week. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for Carl's Cop Cam. Let's go. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham Fight with the cops for no reason Will you please show me Cause Cockham Lose all your rights Ruined your life Empty Daily asked where's the video

Dude I looked all day for it Has been scrubbed from the internet So keep that in mind ladies a gentleman Carl says It was everywhere in Nigeria It has been scrubbed from the internet Maybe Nigeria Internet doesn't get to the States. I'm not even sure. Oh, yeah.

That's. Might be accurate. Vinnie, I have quite the cop cam for us today. The word caring is thrown around a lot these days. Sure does. This is the most Karen-deus Karen. Boder guy sent this one in. And she gets pulled over for speeding.

And you can see, she's a little annoying right from the get-go here. All right. Oh, a lady driver, annoying? What? Hello, Officer Federer. Wonderful. The reason I saw you a 59 and a 45. Do you have your registration and insurance with you?

I don't know what you're. Pardon me? That one's expired as of September. I don't know. Pardon me? Okay, well, the requirement is that you provide and I'm giving you an opportunity to do so. So if you want to abuse it, give me one, that's okay, but I'm giving me the opportunity. Why are you being a jerk?

I haven't, I'm not. You are. You've stated three times I don't know sarcastically, okay? I requested something that you're required to give me, okay? And I'm giving you the opportunity to give you. with you. I have been nice to you. Minnie, has she been nice to this officer so far?

I think she's just frustrated because she's, you know, someone's asking her to do something the right way. Yes. And it's short circuiting her braid and this cop is taking it as her being rude. I think she might just be like have a bird brain. She might want to pull this move.

I'm on the phone. My cop friend. Do you know him? It's basically what she's doing. I was like, I don't know. Registration. I don't have. You even get that. Does she have plastic bags hanging out the back of the trunk, too? She doesn't. So this is crazy. This escalates very, very quickly.

She thinks this cop, who's being very polite, I would say, very professional. She thinks he's an asshole. And so she's going to deal with it in a very... What's your name? My name's Officer Fager with the Edgewater Police Department. It's spell your name for me. It'll be on the bottom of the citation. You're an asshole.

Do you have your insurance, ma'am? Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Who's your supervisor? My direct supervisor? Jesus. Officer Rout. Now, who's your direct supervisor?

Here you. Pardon me? Who's your direct supervisor? Sergeant Anthony Ben. What's his phone number? Man, would you please provide me your proof of insurance, please? What's his phone number? 911.

Nine one. You provide me through proof of insurance, please. What's his phone number? So that she starts giving the phone number. It's funny you say 911. That's a little tease for the future. Oh, no. So one of those.

These broads call the police out of the police. Okay. Okay. So isn't it a. amazing. She goes, who's your supervisor? Oh, what's his phone number? You know what this means? This really tells you a lot about how horrible this woman is at her job. The fact that she thinks she can get this guy in trouble. You know what I mean? Like, I'm sure that someone called her boss and said, yeah, Michelle here is a real cunt. He's like, yeah, I know. I'll talk during the morning.

Don't you worry. But do you think this cops gonna stick up for the driver who was speeding and couldn't give the registration? Carl, this is every fucking stop for these guys. Yeah. This is the way every single fucking person, like, okay, I live by the statistic

that 50% of the people in the world are below average. I believe that's true. Yeah. So 50% of the people they pull over are complete dipshits. So they deal with this like every other driver. I don't know, man. No supervisors get at, no supervisor ever. For all the supervisors do is the same shit they do to you when you call customer service somewhere.

As they go, oh, okay. Well, we'll talk to them by and they fucking know how to get you to go the fuck away. I know what you mean. This happens very rarely that someone is this stupid. This woman displays characteristics of stupidity far beyond less than. average. And I'll start to give you an example. My clip number three picking up from where we left off.

How hard was that? Pardon me? There's no need to use vulgar language, ma'am. You don't have to be such an asshole. Since when was, I don't recall any time. I've been professional the entire time. What you have not. You have a wow. Wow, this cock-suckers telling me how to be

professional. What a bitch. Is this fucking Gallagher's sister the way this broad talks? Yep. All right. You ready for next level, dumb? Clip four. Okay. All you had to do is provide me your registration and insurance and we can avoid any issues. And I have told you.

Oh, my God. Why are you calling 911? Hang up, or you're going to go to jail for misuse of 911. I'm not misuse. Hang up or hang up or you're going to go to jail for misuse of 911. Hang up the phone. Are you failing to provide your proof of insurance? No, I'm not.

But I want another officer. For what reason? There's no reason for you to do that. If you're failing to provide, I'm going to give you one more opportunity to provide the insurance. who are going to receive a citation for it. This is New Jersey County. Yes, I have a cop that has me pulled over. He's being a major jerk.

Is there a way I can get another cop? He's threatening to take me to jail because I can't find my registration. No, ma'am. I said I was going to take you to jail if you miss use 911. Ma'am, I cannot call the cops on an officer. I'll have the sergeant call you. They're way too nice. The dispatcher's way too nice.

I have the sergeant call you. Dude, is that incredible? Imagine, okay, let's say you're in a restaurant and the server just blows and you just go, hey, can we just get a different server? This one thing is that's how that works with cops. I'm sorry, I want a different cop to give me a ticket. It's how that works. You get what you get. 9-1-1.

I love how it's like, I'll have the sergeant call you. Wow. Wow. All right, this lady has a lot to complain about. airing of grievances. I didn't even know it was Festivus. I haven't done anything. I have been extremely nice. You were speeding me. I told him that I couldn't

find my registration. He said that he was giving me a chance to give it to him or else I was going to be in trouble. Then he said he's going to take me to jail because of I can't. I understand. Oh, yes, ma'am. Isn't that amazing? How she recreates it in her mind? She's like, and then he told me to have a registration and who could possibly

have the registration and he's going to take me to jail because of it? It's like, no, that's not true. I was going to get in trouble. She told the dispatcher. This cop just said I was going to get in trouble. Yeah, well, that happens. Sometimes we can pull over my cops. Sometimes people get in trouble.

Yeah, people... I've seen a lot of examples of this, actually. I'm floored by this level of entitlement. It's insane. The line, he's going to get me in trouble. I don't like this guy. He wants to get me in trouble, punk. I want to see.

What are you, 10? What are you five? Dude, she is a... child. Okay. Wait to see what the sergeant shows up later. It's so crazy. Okay.

All right. So again, she's just, this is a longer one, but it's so worth it because this woman is so entitled and so stupid. This guy just wrote a ticket for speeding and she couldn't leave well enough alone. Here's your driver's license back. Pardon me? Really much because you've had you here too long. I've had here just enough.

time to appreciate you a sight station. Yes, man. You have left me here longer than anybody ever has. It's been less than 15 minutes since the officer initiated the stop. Is that your supervisor? No, ma'am. Give me my shit and I want your supervisor. Okay, they're on the way and I will give you. Give me my shit so I can go. I have to get home to my kid. I don't have to sit here and have you yell at me. I don't. I want my shit. You have me pulled over for nothing. Now let me have my shit over you. I have you pulled over for speed. Then give me my fucking ticket so I can go. What was I in the process? of doing before you started raising your voice. Give me my fucking ticket so I can go. I have a kid to get home too. Okay, then lower your voice and I'll give you a ticket. Lower your voice.

9-1-1. Do it. You'll go to jail. Get me my ticket. Call 911. You pull away. You're going to go. Stop. You go to jail. Do it again. I swear to God you'll go to jail. Will you please take him? Step out of the car now. Step out of the car now. Step out of the car now. Put it apart. Look at this. Step out of the car. I didn't do anything. Step out of the car. Please step out of the car.

Put your hands behind your back out. Ah, ha, ha. This baked bean teeth, bitch. This is so satisfying. This is what thought she was going to drive away. Give me a fucking ticket. I got a kid at home.

We don't care. Fucking Sam Kitteson over here thought. Right. He was going to drive away. Oh! Oh! Oh! Put a fucking beret on this bitch.

It's Sam Kinnison. What an insane person she is Because another cop showed up As you can see there Yeah The cops says she's trying to pull away He's like get the fuck out of the car pitch You're going to jail now you idiot

You're not siding with me This guy's an asshole It's impossible to be this dumb right I just am happy to know she has kids Oh God those poor kids Those poor kids Okay All right so she's been a little irate

As you might have noticed Yeah Yeah She's the one who's been like escalating things. The cops seem to be like, hold on. Going to the pores, hold on. Sherry Caravello. Sherry Caravello, yes.

Perfect. Here's a fish, ma'am. Ah, I hate fish. All right, so, give me my shit. My clip seven, I don't think she understands the irony of this. I have asked for a supervisor. You're on the way. Why are you yelling at me?

Just tried to take off with his hand in the vehicle. You will get a supervisor now. Walk back to that car. You're going to jail. Why are you yelling at me? I don't understand. What us cleaned in all of this? Because you're being so mean.

I'm just like, fuck you asshole. You need to calm down, sir. She's yelling, fuck you asshole, you piece of shit. Give me the fucking ticket. And they're like, hey, bitch, got out of the car. Like, whoa, guys, what happened? I thought we're all friends here. I hope they, at the very least, tripper on the way to the car.

Dude, I love that this police officer I mean, he's been pretty cool coming collected this whole time dealing with this Patience of a saint, he finally loses his cool by next clip. I love it. All you had to do is lower your voice. I was trying, but you were not trying. I was being so professional. No, you were.

No, listen, make your complaint, okay? I was professional, no. I will get you a copy of the video. I was professional. I gave you an opportunity to raise your voice. Sit in the car. Sit in the car now. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're all out of control.

I like the fight. He's just like, don't pitch. You're not going to recreate history. It's all recorded. We have the video of it. Boy, body cams are a double-edged sword. Oh, they sure are. All these people thought they were just going to get the cops in trouble all the time for all the shit they're doing.

And all it does is make sure no one ever gets away with anything ever. All right. So now she's pleading with the other officer. She's in the back of the car. The other cop gets in the car. Because this is a motorcycle cop that pulled her over. So now she's like, well, this guy's going to be cool, right? Ma'am, I don't know you and I don't know your situation, but you overreacted.

No, no, everything's been recorded on body camera, so everything you've done the day has been to come out. You did this. Come on now. I saw you take off. You could have ran over his foot. You could have injured him. Handcuffs are not meant to be comfortable. Especially when you have fucking ankles, like, or wrists like the stay puff marshmallow man.

Dude, that woman's body shape is undefinable. They're never going to get those handcuffs out of her. Okay, so the supervisor shows up, right? And so she has a supervisor like, hey, this watch. Can you just like get this watch out of me? I'm so uncomfortable. Supervisor hasn't put up with this bitch yet, so he's actually very sweet to where my ice come out. I'm going to let you know something.

Right now, you are in this car for a reason. Please don't take me to tell. Okay. Please. Yeah, see, I'm not going to open the door if you're going to start escalating. Okay. If you're asking me to remove the watch, I can do that. But I'm letting you know right now.

I'm going to do anything. You can't start acting. I'm just having a panic attack. Okay. All right. Thank you. Just read the door open. Oh, feet.

It's okay. It's okay. Just, you don't have to move. I will take the watch off, all right? Okay. Okay. All right. Just watch your, watch your pop-by.

You can't tell me the door open. No, ma'am. No, ma'am. I'm going to close it. I'm going to close it. I'm going to close it. Okay, just watch her leg. Do you see how her tone has changed?

She's like a child. I swear to God, it'll be good. Come on, I promise. Come on. You just try to fucking drive away. Well, the cops' arms were in your car. Well, that's what these pieces of shit do. Because they want to look.

like they're reasonable in front of the actual supervisor so that there's a chance this person sides with her. Correct. So this is such a child move where all of a sudden, when the authority figure comes in, they're just like, oh, sweet old me, what did I do? I don't know. I was just trying to get home to my kids. And then the guy on the motorcycle was yelling at me because I couldn't find the right

registration? I didn't know. It's fucking unbelievable. He said I was yelling, but I was trying to whoa my voice. I was trying to lower my voice. What was that even mean? How did he try to lower your voice? I was looking for it. Yeah.

He was being mean. And then he said that I was going to go to jail and that, um, going to go to jail and my insurance and I had to pull up on my phone. And that took a while. And then I asked for his, um, his supervisor's name. And I did. What was the reason you were calling 911? Because he was being a jerk.

I just wanted to. Whoops. Hey, Hey, Dumbo. That's not a reason to call 9-1-1. Yeah, she does have elephantitis. Dumbo's a good call. That's a good nickname for her.

Dude, is this woman insane? I mean, the guy was being a jerk, and I was just trying to find the registration, and he said he was going to put me in jail, and then he said he was going to put me in jail. She can't even make up a story that makes them the bad guy. She talks like a child who just took too big of a drink. she's a percent she's having a panic attack and all this nonsense

but I'm the vulnerable one help me out here I like the way the bars are on this cop car because if they wanted to get a cattle prod yeah and we do and we do clip 11 again this cop was being so mean to her fuck this lady and then I just simply wanted my ticket I asked you nicely for my ticket and he wouldn't give it to me my

What do you get so I can go? Please don't take me to jail. I'll do whatever I have to do, please. Well, here's, well, here's, listen, man, I'm, I am completely understanding of people's situations, all right? We all go through things. Trust me, I know. But here's the thing is you decided to put the car and drive and try to take off. Because I asked you.

With my, with my officer's arm still inside. No, it wasn't. It wasn't there. Stop! You don't give me my ticket! He was stepped. His arm was. His arm was.

I like this video goes back and shows what actually happened as she's lying. It's pretty funny. It's like the ghost of Cop Cam's past, just coming back to haunt her. But also, why do you think it's okay if his arm wasn't in your car to put it to drive and drive away? In what world? What scenario does the cop not follow you and pull you over again? Well, she got away. All right, whatever.

She was in a bad mood. She had to go see her kid. It's fine. Well, I guess the eggs on my face. Did you see in that clip just now? She turns into like a crying girl. She's like, but I was being so nice and he's being so mean. And then immediately she's like, listen, I don't want to go jail.

You know? It's like, I'm not buying this. You're crying your eyes out thing at all. Yeah, she's absolutely awful. Everything about this woman sucks. She's trying to manipulate this cop, but she's too fat to manipulate a guy. Listen, ladies, if you want to manipulate us, it's very easy. OZEPIC.

Or the gym. I mean, I prefer the gym, but whatever. Whatever it takes. Stay away from the GLP's. Stay away from them. Yeah, those aren't great. You're going to shit out your fucking heart. It's going to pop out of your asshole.

Do girls with the, dude, taking the GLP ones, do they stink? I assume. Yeah, I assume they're just shitting liquid all day. Dude, don't do the GLPs, people. Don't do it. The only thing this woman actually manipulated was those cuffs into the folds of her arms. Yeah, they look for the cuffs. We can't find them, ma'am.

Oh, no, he's got to peel back my skin. Oh, there, there. Okay, got it. Dude, her skin, if you touched it, probably sticks to you like marshmallow. Oh, nice. She's sweaty. All right, you ready for, is this clip 12 is up next, right? Number 13.

Oh, okay, that was the revisionist history. Like, she explains that this is how she remembers what happened. Okay. He won't give me my ticket, so I started yelling. And then he says, and so I went to drive off. He goes, don't drive off. And so I stopped when he said that. Okay.

That's how I remember I'm having a panic attack So I have two officers saying differently I wasn't trying to hurt him I wasn't I understand but for that reason That is the reason why you're In the back of the vehicle

I'm sorry I will apologize I will never do it again I swear I am a good person I've never went to jail I've never done anything Dude again She's a child

I never went to jail I'm a good person I cleaned my room. Yeah, no, you're a bitch. You suck. You're a raging twat knuckle lady. Correct. I like that she has to say, that's how I remember it, because she knows that's not what happened.

And that there's video recording of it. We have too much tolerance for people's other people's, like versions of shit. I agree. Just in general. I agree. So this is fantastic because the sergeant, he walks back over with the other officers who were there, witness it all, and they just start going, all right. Let's fuck this woman's the life.

What do you guys want to do? They start discussing the charges. Nice. So what are you going to get her with? Sleaning and looting? Is that it? She attempted to flee for it. I mean, I don't know if I could potential, I mean, aggravated battery, but.

No. It's the only thing I can think of. But, I mean, fleeing is enough. Yeah. It's felony. Just, like, resisting. I don't know. Yeah.

Like a next level down. Yeah. Because she didn't get out of car either. You could do either. Yeah. I'll do both. Either would work, I think, right? Yeah.

I love the serge. Just like, I. I hate this bitch, too. Who do you guys want to get her with? That, okay, that's a felony. Yep, yep, that sounds good. What else? What else you guys got?

Not that one, but let's make sure this shit's going to stick, boys. Whatever we pick, let's make sure that it fucking really sucks. Dude, we play a lot of cop cams on this show. How often do you see that conversation? Never. Never. That's awesome. That's awesome.

The three of them together, it's, you know, you want to say it's good cop, bad cop. They're all just like, fuck this bitch. Throw the book at her. God, God, bless these. cops. I love it. Um, so the sergeant has to go over and break the bad news in this woman who takes it very well. Man, unfortunately, you're going to, you're going to be going to jail today. Okay. Please.

After what, after, after, after, after what I just heard, you could have seriously injured. You could have seriously injured him. I was trying to. Please. I know that you weren't trying to. I've had to leave. I was, I was seeing a psychiatrist and so please. I have been. Wow. Uh-huh. I'm trying to get mental health help. Well, so you admit that you're a crazy person. But you were also trying to lower your voice. Right.

And you were also trying to run over a cop. Right. So we're not buying that. But I like the fact that all of a sudden she's just like, I'm a good person. I've never done anything wrong. And they're like, you're going to jail. She's like,

wasn't I know I'm like raging cunt. Can you please just cut me some slack? I tried to get help, but that little jerk. I'm working on myself. Carl, I like what her t-shirt says. I can read. It says, Simply Southern. Oh, boy.

this is how we operate here in the south sometimes some of these names are a little too on the nose Jesus Christ alright well she's not excited about jail because she is broke oh yeah well that also checks out I don't have money for Bell how am I supposed to get out

please I'm begging you don't take me to jail I swear I will do anything I promise all righty man I will do anything please there's going to be a female officer arriving here shortly to conduct a full search. Ma'am, I cannot help you in that regard. I have nobody. I've got nobody.

Dude, I wonder why. Fuck you, lady. I wonder why she's like, I don't have a husband to call or family members or friends. Gee, I wonder why that is, Michelle, you bitch. She's like, I don't have bail. I can't get out of jail. Well, then just stay in jail. What a lumpy sack of shit.

I know. Hope she's still in there. Dude, well, my last clip Are the charges, I will say This has been very satisfying, right? Yeah. Because oftentimes we see these women just All right, ma'am, have a good day.

Don't speed anymore. They're just like, no, fuck you. They, I mean, they could beat her a little bit that might make it better. I know, the body cans. Like you said, double-edged sword. Back in the day, they went as to rip the shit out of this bitch. Not to mention, you'll probably never get your baton back.

Last clip. You can change it. No, ma'am. If I changed his mind, please? No, ma'am. He did the correct thing today, okay? Pause it real quick because someone in the chat, Jess Spangor just reminded me, when she was saying, I'll do anything, was that like, I'll show you my tini?

Yeah, right. Like, what was that? I'll do anything, officer. Like, there's nothing you could do. That would make me happy right now, except for watching you go to jail. We're going to play a game called Russian roulette. I love the fact that she goes, hey, maybe I'll change your mind. the guy's like, no. He wants to see you rotten hell. Michelle was charged

with fleeing, eluding, resisting, and misuse of 911. She pled no contest to any charges. And records indicate the fleeing, eluding charge was interestingly changed to a tampering with physical evidence charge. She was sentenced with 18 months probation,

50 hours of community service, an apology letter to the officer. Well, what the fuck did the community do? Driver improvement course and mental health evaluation and treatment. That's hilarious. She had her write an apology letter. That took her the 18 months. Yep.

50 hours community service is no joke. The probation I don't care about. But the driver improvement course is funny. Mental health evaluation is funny. I think that they did a good job with this one. I feel very satisfied with this bitch. Yeah. All right.

Well, speaking of fat bitches, I should let everybody know what's going on next Tuesday, Carl. I do not know what you're talking about. You don't know what next Tuesday is? There might be a secret meeting of a certain wink-wing, nudge, nudge, brotherhood. Oh, that next Tuesday. Yeah. Yes. Yes.

For those of you don't know what I'm talking about, there will be a meeting of the International Brotherhood of Weight Watchers next Tuesday. That's correct. If you are on our Patreon or a member of this YouTube channel on The Creepoff, of course, we simulcast this show. But if you're on the Creepov YouTube channel, become a member, or if you're on our Patreon, we'll be teaming up with Dick Masterson, Johnny the Audio Engineer. And who knows? We've had lots of special guests. Maybe Taylor from PCA, we'll see. Maybe John breaks bad news comes back.

Who knows? We have John breaks bad news on the show. And what we do is we try to help these fatties because we're concerned about their health. For her health. for their health. That's right. Next Tuesday. So we're not going to be here Friday.

The bonus episode will be, we'll see you next Tuesday for the bonus. We have a question for you. Yeah, buddy. I'm looking at this QR code in the corner. We haven't announced that it's also Super Tip Monday. Holy shit, Carl, it is. SuperTip.

It's about G.G. slash creep. If you want to super tip the show and participate, we have some fun voices over there. My uncle Adolf is on there. Some unique voices that you can be. part of the show. So consider going to supertip. g.g.g. Slash creep.

Wow. Our pal, Annie went over there. She gave us a fiber. Wow, the show is a lot creepier in the evening. I've noticed that we have a little bit of a different audience. Some people are recognizing the show is depressing. What? Off-putting, you might say. You know, a soccer player has his mistress

mutilated. People are just like, well, this isn't fun. But it is. That's the thing you're missing. Yeah, I think a proper description is tasteless. We do it with a smile. Two smiles. They're both... Who doesn't like your atrocity with a side of smiles?

So, yeah, so you can super chat the show and it's Super Chat Monday still, and Super Tip is open for you. That's right. We appreciate all of you for being here. Vinny, we have some voicemails to listen to? I think we do. And you know those voicemails are brought to you by our good friends

in the city of Syracuse. The creep off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. A Syracuse man just won $50,000 playing the lottery. Unfortunately, he can't find the Syracuse Bank that's willing to cash and check that high. See you

in Syracuse. He can find one, he can buy any house he wants. Two of them. Every realtor's he'd be like, oh, pick me, pick me. Right. Here's a request. For Vinnie, I want you to bring back the Predator type videos.

Those are great. Man, you get to a man who has made the worst decisions of his entire life, have his life fall apart. And for some weird reason, Carl defends it or calls them mentally disabled, basically. But, I mean, these are the people out there that are actually raping children. So, you know, I don't think it's the worst kind of content to bring to the show because it is the epitome of a creep entirely. And Vinny, you are completely right for bringing that to the show in the first place. Thank you.

Thank you. Remember, 45-second rule, people. But if you compliment Vinny and Tommy's doing a great job, you will get played. I cut it off for 45 seconds. I know, I saw. I saw. Oh, this one is not complimentary. All right?

You're here for it, right? I'm listening. Hey, Vinny. You know, I'd love to actually see some of your stand-up. And I just wonder how come, you know, like you call yourself a stand-up, of comedian but you never go on tour, you know, you never really, you never do any shows. And the only clip that there is of you doing stand-up on YouTube is from like 14 years ago. You know, child's not a stand-up and some of these other guys in the Davaoverse are not stand-up,

but what kind of a stand-up are you? I mean, like, you guys make fun of those guys and that's okay, but, you know, like, what are you doing? You know, like, where's your stand-up? Like, where's something that you do that can compete with them? Moving along. You know, maybe. You're saying the same thing over and over again. Vinny, you know how you can see Vinny stand up?

You just come see me do stand up. No. Go to Hackamania. Vinny was performing at Hackamania. And if you didn't see it, it's because you fucked up. I've done stand-up online a lot. I'm terrible at stand-up these days, but I love doing it sometimes. You do a great job, buddy.

I've seen you many times in the past two years. You've been killing it. Thank you, buddy. I am doing a show this Saturday night. I will throw a plug out for it. Yes, I would be there. For the Rochester Comedy Festival. It's called Vinny's Dirty Jokebook.

I love Dirty Jokes. They're one of my favorite things in the world, and I have some very funny comedians coming to tell dirty jokes with me. I told my wife, we're going to see Ryan Long at 7 o'clock on Saturday. And I said, and then I'm going to see Vinny at 10. Bye, Jenny. We'll miss you. Maybe she'll tag along.

We'll see. That'll be nice of her. Here we go. Creep Report. Hey, I have a creep report here. There were these Americans on a field and these big, burly, Belgian men kind of violated them, sexually assaulted them. It was really terrible, man.

You got to see it. It was just awful. I know Carl was, like, jerking off to that, but for most people, that was just a bad event to see. So please don't call me back. And, yeah, thank you. Jacking it, jacking it, jacking it, jacking it. I was rooting for the U.S. in that game, and it was very pathetic and sad that they played so miserably.

So many mistakes. Our big star player that they've been seeing every commercial has this guy in it. He stinks. He does, doesn't he? Yeah. I really wanted to root for the U.S. I felt like, you know, we just came off of the super awesome, you know, Olympic win. Got the gold medal in hockey, which is fucking awesome.

Yep. I was feeling like maybe we'd see some. cool USA shit, but the fucking Belgians, bro. All right. Another creep report. Hey, the creep boss. It's Beach Cook. I got a

creep report for you. My wife's cousin showed up in the news last week. If you want to look it up, Cassandra Lamb, 22. Got one felony and four misdemeanors, including child abuse, because her kids were walking around five and six

years old barefoot around a camp ground. And when they went back to the camper she was in, the kids were living in six to ten inches of trash and waste covering the floor counters and beds. When she came back, she said she abandoned the kids because she had a job interview at Arby's. Thank you, fuck you, bye. Call me that. You interview for that job? How do you feel about fake roast beef? I love it. The fake or the better. How thin can you get that fake roast beef? Dude, I thought for sure the punch I was going to be Those kids came back high on meth

Just covered in garbage? That's not a big deal. Barefoot covered in garbage with other kids. I don't be kids, who cares? Dude, my mom's mom when I was a little kid lived in a trailer park. Your grandma, yeah. Yeah. Well, whatever. She was nuts.

So I just called my mom's mom. They would drop me off over there during the summer And so I would just run around like a little bottle kid in fucking trailer park boys. Yeah. That's not the worst thing that's happening. that people running around with no shoes on. Are you fucking kidding me?

I realize this is in real life, but it's based on real life. Peanets had that kid in there. Pig pen. Who was always dirty and stinky and didn't shower or change his clothes. Pig pen was his name. Did anyone say, like, let's alert the parents. Let's get, you know, child protection of services out there for them. No, everyone was just like, ah, some kids are like that.

What are you going to do? Yeah. Yeah. Those kids needed a lot of help and they didn't get it. but that's how they that builds character is my point all right fair enough uh one more

some kids grow up club footed with crooked teeth you know built's character you are boys it's your good petal shake beard the pirate he are and me trusty parrot I'm up saying it boy and he oodles

I was watching your uh your video the scum stream and uh that woman who uh molested those month old babies or how old they were you guys missed it

kind of looks like if stuttering John had transitioned you are go fuck yourselves all right I'm glad he brought that up we had a fantastic scum stream on Friday

we sure did we do bonus shows every Friday for the most part and we've varied up but a lot of times we just do a lot of these scum parade-esque stories and a cop cam video and Vinny brings the craziest ones. Because they're behind the paywall.

I don't want me laughing like a maniac on those out in public. There's some wild ones. That was a good episode. I really enjoyed it. Oh, man. I really enjoy Fridays. And I wish, uh, I hope that more of you will join us on Fridays or to have fun. Uh, that's all I got.

We have some, uh, additional super chats coming in. Almost, uh, as depressing as Shulie's Sector 9. Carmith X. coming in. What is sector nine? I don't know. All right. Nancram, thanks for the $6.99.

So now you're doing the Opie, put up a QR code, but not the link thing. It's Supertip. That g-g slash creep. It's written right there. I mean, you have to type some things. It's right there. You can QR code it or whatever the fuck you do. And I don't.

I don't know. The QR codes are weird. Whatever. Did you figure out what Opie's doing with Ron's money? Not yet. But Ron, he's an ungrateful bad. I don't know why anyone threw him money to begin with. People are sending them all this money and he's just like,

you guys aren't sending me enough money. You, didn't anybody learn from when they gave that fucking guy a mattress? What a fucking asshole he was about that. Didn't you people fucking learn? Good point. Good point. You know, he's an ungrateful prick. And the fact that they have dozens of people watching them live and he feels entitled to hundreds of dollars for that, no one would even know what the fuck he was.

We weren't for WATP. I'm sorry. I said it. I said it. Ron, you're right. Give me that money. I want that money. I want you to go to Opie and get that money back.

Right. Yeah. Give it to us. Tell Opie to give me that money. Yeah, fuck off. All right, Carl, I think it's time for one of our favorite times of the week. It's the Scum parade. You ready, buddy?

Let's go. It's time for us to listen to the Scum parade. With stars and murder drugs and Jay walking. Well, folks, I have good news for you. If you're in Irving, Texas, they finally captured. the T.J. Max Walmart pervert. Dude, this kid is trying to get caught, actively trying to get caught. Wait to you hear this story. What is going on here? Now one can find this idiot? This is Marcarious Javad Bates. 19 years old. Was arrested on June 26th. Spent charged with multiple counts of invasive visual

recording, which is a state jail felony in Texas, whatever the fuck that means. So we're talking Dallas, Texas. The investigation began at a T.J. Max on June 3rd. officers responded to the store and store employees reported that a man of been photographing and recording a woman and a young girl inside the women's restroom. That's supposed to do that. That's against the rules.

Police said the suspect left the store but returned about 40 minutes later wearing the same clothing and again entered the women's restroom. Dude, that's what I mean. They're like, hey, you, get over here. And he goes, sprinting out the door. He's just like, hey, actually, check out this place. Like, you were just there. Securities like, I know you, asshole.

Yeah, yeah, I'll be in the women's room. A store employee later told Investigator she was using a restroom stall When she looked out and saw a man's hand Holding a cell phone beneath the partition Recording her from the adjacent stall So bad at this Employees described her as visibly shaking

And emotional after the incident You're not going to get a good shot Doing it that way You know what I mean? At least get a GoPro Would reverse the angle on it Dude, you never want to go low on those shots The pooping shots

Interesting You want it from above like Opie? Was Opie with Roland? Do you want that shot? I don't want either. Wait, what are you jerking off to? Not bathroom fucking sh, poor, no. Shut up. What was buying it?

What am I, Opie? So, uh, lost prevention personnel told detectives they believe the same suspect had committed similar offenses at the store on April 12th and June 1st. Yeah, it's been going on for a while. Yeah, they provided investigators with a license play of a Dodge Challenger, the suspect used to leave the area. They have the license plate. They have the make and model.

They've seen this kid multiple times. They can't catch him. It only took three times. No, there's more than that. That's true. Investigators determined the vehicle was registered to Mr. Bates, confirmed his identity by comparing the surveillance footage with body cam footage from a previous traffic stop.

Didn't know they could do that. So they caught his license plate on a flock license plate reader. A thing I did not know existed. Yeah. If they're looking for you, they could tag your license plate and all of those fucking cameras on light poles can report

where the fuck you are. How wild is that, Carl? I've talked to a private investigator who has telling me like, hey, if you ever wanted to go to surgery, John, I'm like, no, no, no, no, that's cool, but no, I don't know. Oh, the bar?

The bar is he at the bar? I don't need that information. That's creepy, man. I'm not interested in that. So they obtained a search warrant. They conducted an examination of a cell phone and they recovered more than 290 images and video showing

women inside department stores, dressing rooms, and bathrooms. You don't say. I do say. Over 300 of them. So you know what the cops are saying? We're pretty sure there's more victims. So, ladies and gentlemen, anyone in the Dallas, Texas area, who believes they've encountered Bates or suspects they were unlawfully recorded, is asked to contact Irving Police Detective

S. Herring at 972-721-2-2604. Serious calls only. only if this guy took pictures of your dick or vagina. I mean, if it was in your dick, then don't worry about it. Or your trans penis. Did you see the part of the story? So he was in a Walmart bathroom? Yeah.

First up, I see Walmart bathroom. I'm like, you want to see a Walmart customer naked? That's gross. But then it turns out it was a Walmart employee, which is way fucking worse. I'm pretty sure it was that lady from the cop care. Yeah, right. Like, why would you ever want to see a wall? You ever walked to a Walmart and be like, man, I wonder what that chick looks like naked?

No. Never once. And I love that they, um, that, that's criteria to work. They're like too attractive. Please leave. So they reached out. You're going to ruin the curve. They reached out of this Walmart employee.

They found it on the phone. So they saw that she was employed. They found her at Walmart. They go, hey, by the way, this horrible thing happened to you. I know you didn't know about it, but I bet you're pretty upset now. She's like, yeah, actually I am. Like, cool, what a day ruined her that was. She had no idea what was going on.

And then... Do you think any of these women are like, well, a little flattered? I mean, it's insane to me that like, something happened to them. They had no idea it was going on. And then they're told, like, by the way, you should be very upset.

They're like, okay, I'm upset now. Thank you for letting me know. And then in the article says, if you want to be upset, all you do is send a new phone to the police and they'll let you know if you're on the phone. Just send a couple different angles, maybe one of you pooping,

and they'll check out with the database and see if you also should be upset about that. Now, maybe have someone take a picture of you in the stall that'll help narrow things down. In fact, I know a guy who could do that for you. All right. I don't have any pictures of this next creep. I look to find them. But boy, this is a fun story, Carl. A gentleman by the name of James Davidson. He's 45 years old of Indianapolis. Is charged with public indecency and trespassing. On June 13th, an officer was dispatched to investigate a call on the east side of Indianapolis. Speaking to the person whose house it was, they showed the

officer security cam footage from 5 a.m. that morning of this male later identified as Davidson allegedly standing naked in her backyard with only shoes on helicoptering his genitals and masturbated while played with himself facing the camera. That's so confusing. First off. Yeah. Helicoptering your genitals, masturbating and playing with yourself. Like two of those things are the same thing. Sure. Right. Well, played with you. You have lots of things you can play with. Right. But like if you're like doing the helicopter thing, that's playing of yourself. If you're masturbating, that's playing with yourself, but you can't masturbate and do the helicopter thing.

I'm a human jungle gym. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you can't do all that stuff. It just seems like you're, like, trying to build up into more than it really is. The guy's having a little bit of fun. He's doing a little Rickflare action. What are you going to do?

He's like, Rickflare chasing a stewardess, just helicoptered in the backyard. Court documents say the victim said this was not her first interaction with Davidson, that she made reports two years prior for Davidson to do the exact same thing. You know what's weird about this? I'm being honest right now. So this woman saw this footage on her security cam. If there was no security video, no crime would have been committed. Like, there was no camera there.

Are you trying to go with the tree falling in the woods argument? Think about this. It's still a crime if you're helicoptering in your neighbor's yard. God of no one sees it. Dude, come on. No, that just means you get away with the crime. Dude, come on. It doesn't mean that the crime didn't take place.

You never jerked off in your neighbor's backyard. Never once. You haven't done that? I guess I haven't lived. I guess I haven't lived. You didn't do that this past weekend. No. Even like, because the dog pisses you off and so you're just like,

anyway, that's the point. I'm just saying that there would be no crime committed. My neighbor doesn't have a dog. Mine does. It's very not. Oh. Carl. You got me.

I think thou protest too much. My point is, isn't it funny that this woman has to like watch security footage and be like, oh, shit, a crime was committed against me? Well, you can't find. help it with the security footage because these fucking security cameras fucking go crazy. Yeah. So they go crazy. They're like, oh, we should probably record this.

The guy's masturbating. Well, like the second anybody, fucking anything walks by it, it sends an alert to your phone. It's true. That is true. I have a camera in here now. And where? In this studio, in the outer studio watching this door. Oh, shit.

Did you see me masturbating outside just now? I would like to talk about that. Fuck. And here's the life. You see me helicoptering it? No, but you know the cleaning lady that drives me crazy? Yeah, yeah. So Sunday warded, she's working and I'm at home.

And my fucking thing goes off. Oh, that's funny. And there's an alarm I could set off on this. So I set it off like five times and she was just like losing her mind. It was great. It was very fun. That's fun. It was a good prank.

So was this guy like super hung? It doesn't really say in the article. I want to be able to picture this. She was able to tell he was helicoptering. So I would imagine. Because could you imagine like, we're all saying like, oh, this guy's a weird pervert. But maybe like every now and again, he comes up. a size queen. It's just like, come on in.

You know? I would imagine if you had a tiny dick, you couldn't helicopter it. I would imagine that as well. Yeah. I could also demonstrate that. I mean, I could take off. Not my point. My point is, maybe sometimes this gesture works. You know, you can't blame a guy for trying. Sure. Either way,

this guy, she told him the cops who it was, and he was arrested. He went months and years in between doing this. Like, he was holding off, you know? He was showing some self-restraint. And then it was just a beautiful June night.

Yeah. And, you know, maybe there was a little bit of meth involved or, you know, who knows what. Yeah. It happens. Who knows? Maybe, like, he's, has a reason for this. He's horny. Maybe he has a reason for jerking up at his neighbor's house.

Hey, what's a fucker? Good reason. We all want love, Carl. I know. Speaking of wanting to fuck someone. Oh, this is a wild one. Where is this bitch? Dude, this chick is hot a.

Yes. Yes. And there's the other photo, too. Hold on. The mug shot. Yeah. This broad has the sexiest mug shot I've ever seen. Dude, she could be on 902-0 from back in the 90s.

Here you know how this girl is. Yes. Wow. Come on. I think I could fix her. I don't even want to fix her. Keep being a creep. Let's go.

You know what she's. did, right? I actually don't because it's so vague. And I have, I have theories I want to get into, but read the article first. Okay. So this is Victoria and Kranmer. Hi, Victoria. I'm Carl. She's, uh, she's being charged with sexual assault, manufacturing CP and a possession of material and endangering the welfare of a child. She can sexually assault me anytime she wants and videotape it all she wants. No, you know, a lot of the times, like when we do Hot for Teacher, the bonus episodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They get caught because for some reason a kid, just talks or whatever. This time, the kid didn't talk. Let me tell you what happened. Victoria Ancremmer, she's accused of recording the video on May 6th in a bathroom of her house and Little Egg Harbor in New Jersey using a cell phone gifted to her by a former roommate. So in the clip, she is doing something with a child under the age of 14.

That is it's sexual in nature. Right. It's a 14 second video in a bathroom. that it says it's a sexual assault with a child under 14. Yes. I have a theory on what that is, but keep going. Okay.

Kranmer was laughing in the footage while she allegedly sexually assaulted the child who police said was younger than 13. Several other videos capturing Kranmer and the alleged victim in the bathroom were also on the phone. The Kree posted at least one of the videos to Snapchat. Okay.

Kranmer was kicked out of her home in May following a falling out with her roommate and was asked to return the phone. she received for her birthday. Oh, come on, Indian giver. I'm telling you. The device was left in the mailbox at the home that Crenner's ex-roomate discovered the videos on the phone and reported her. What a bitch.

Both state local authorities. I mean, you know what I mean? Like, if you find this stuff on a phone, you're just like, oh, I'm going to get you in trouble with the police now. Like, all right, we had to following out. I mean, if she's got like a 10-year-old dick in her mouth on the phone, you got to call somebody. Fair enough. You got to call somebody. Yeah.

Yeah, like your friends would be like, hey, look at what Melissa. doing what an idiot see you don't even remember her name is victoria victoria i know i introduce myself and everything i'm terrible with dame she was taking to the ocean county jail in thoms river new jersey well where she has remained and there's no attorney information for crammer okay so i'm starting to go fund me okay i like it um here's the thing it just says chrota 13 14 second video she's laughing at it i'm guessing She flashed your titties. She pants this kid and made fun of a small deck.

This pre-bubescent small deck. Right? Oh. You're like, there's a cock in her mouth that she's fucking cupping the balls. I don't think any of that's happening. I think she's just like, ah, look at this kid and it pulls a pants back up. What the fuck happened to you as a child? I got pants so hot.

Oh, Lord. Still do, but I used to, too. Jesus Christ. Shut up. All right. Bye, Victoria. You're just mad because no one wants to pants you. I'm not mad about that.

Oh, okay. I'm not upset by it. Can we show the photo of her at the beach again? The what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she got the body, too. As John would say, haughty with a body. Do you like you're better as a blonde or brunette?

Brunette. You can go either way. She's great. Yep. I think she's fantastic. All right, moving on. So let's talk about what's not fantastic. Canada.

Canada kind of sucks, Carl. What are you doing, Canada? Let's discuss this article. This is crazy. This is one of the most, I guess, greatest examples out there of why we need the wood chipper. Alberta, come on. I thought you were cool, Alberta. They're way too cool.

That's the problem. You're not British Columbia. I thought Alberta was smarter than this. This is disappointing. All right. Can we get Cardiff on the phone? I want to talk to about this. I don't.

Last, he's doing another show right now. Well, we got Ryan Long this weekend. We can talk to him about it. We will. Last week, Alberta's top court ruled that a deaf man who never learned to communicate can't be tried for sex crimes or even assessed for mental fitness to stand trial because it would violate his charter rights. So this guy who's like probably retarded is proving that Canada's actually retarded.

Correct. Okay. He his name is Kendall Longclaws. He grew up on an isolated farm with seven silver, siblings and continues to live there in his 30s with his parents. He doesn't leave the property without them. Wait, he doesn't those parents are his thirties? What is the Italian?

Huh? I love him but Mama. He's deaf. He can't read. Understand a calendar. Use a phone. The only word he can speak is brother. Big Hulk Hogan fan. He could also write his name. I think he's saying brother.

Boer. And he's called. Get your part of his brother. He can also write his name, play video games, and use his grunts and rudimentary gestures that can relate to his daily life. Like, yes, sorry. And he could ride a horse. We're talking about Darkside Phil now?

Might be. Beyond this, his family never taught him how to communicate. Brief attempts at school and tutoring when he was a child went nowhere. He knows what mom means, but he lacks the ability to understand society. institutions. So when he was charged with eight sexual offenses against three women in 2021, he supposedly had no idea what was going on. Can his parents be arrested? Because shouldn't they have taught him right from wrong? You would think. Wouldn't you think? That's wild. They're just like, well, this guy doesn't know what's going on. So whatever.

The alleged acts of sexual interference and sexual assault against the first two complaints occurred between 2012 and 2016, while the third complaint was allegedly be victimized in 2021. there exists little public information about them. I actually have audio from one of the victims. I would love to hear it. Look, he fucking nutted on my fucking left. Very upset. So because the family is like so secret,

they're assuming that it's like other kids because those are like the only people that are kind of around their farm, like playing and shit, I guess. So the only attempt so far at trying to put this guy in trial for these sex crimes resulted in failure last year. and a justice named Deborah Youngworth prematurely stayed the charges before any trial could occur, asserting that there was no legal way to handle the matter in court. She reasoned Long Clause's need for an interpreter to see that his language rights were met,

as he couldn't understand English, and because he had no actual language to interpret English into, there was no possible way to honor this charter right. Yeah, they argued that the language deprivation syndrome was a real mental disdainment. sort of requiring a mental health assessment. You know, with this logic, you say incels have died, dry dick syndrome. So they shoot up a school or whatever. It's like, yeah, well, you know, no girls are sucking their dicks. So what are you going to do?

I don't like this at all, but this is a bad precedent to set. No shit. So this guy could just go ahead and, I say, girls or murder them or do whatever he wants. They gave this motherfucker the green light. They can't even assess his mental fitness. to stand trial. Nope. You're just like, all right, well, you just back, back to the farm with you, have fun. And they're not going to do anything to, like, if they were able to say, okay, this guy's crazy, they could just lock him up. Right. But the fact is, he might not be crazy. He's a guy

who plays video games all day and then fucks when he sees opportunity or tries to. Right. He actually is fucking dangerous. This is the highest score on donkey car. People think it's the other guy, but. Oh, is that Bill, That Billy guy? It's not king of Kong. It's this guy actually. Interesting. Mr. Long Clause. These guys are fucking idiots.

So, yeah, basically this guy has a get out of jail free card. He can't be tried in Canada. You can do whatever the fuck he wants. So, I mean, sucks that you can't communicate, but that sounds fun. Hey, that's the cheat code, everybody. That's the cheat code. Don't know a language ever. Don't ever learn a language.

And you can do whatever you want. You become invincible. in Alberta. In Alberta, Canada, which would really suck to be invincible in. The girls there wear a lot of layers. All right. Imagine working on a farm in Alberta. What's the harvest season, like a week?

That's a good point. What are you doing? Nancram, thanks to the 699. So I've had random strangers expose himself to me twice. Both times, crazy Tommy Lee like action. Flasset. Okay. Thank you, Nancram.

I was wondering about that. I have a feeling that. Guys who are showing up their pieces are pretty proud of what's going on. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Did you hear about the flasher who wanted to retire? No.

What? No, he just decided to stick it out another year. Come on. Come on. And more of that dirty jokes. What are we doing? This Saturday night, 10 p.m. Bits and pieces.

Just go to Carlsoncomedy. To get your tickets to see my buddy, Bidipalino. Oh, what a good friend. This Saturday night at 10 p.m. Yeah, it was recently revealed in Nancram, who has been crushing it, producer of the show today up in Canada. Nancram is a woman. And listen, I'm going to go ahead and speculate that she's pretty hot if she's getting

guys like whipped their cocks out for her, right? Nantram, congratulations. I'm sorry that happened to you, right? I'm sorry you're a victim. That sucks. But isn't it crazy that the victims of these essays from this deaf guy? The court is just like, yep, sorry. It happens.

What are you going to do? Don't get so close to him next time. Normally we victim blame, but on this one, I'm like, this kind of sucks. It's kind of shitty. It's very shitty. Yeah. Again, a great case study for why we need a wood chipper. Shee.

Thanks for supporting the show. The next time you will see us will be next Tuesday for Weight Watchers, tell a friend. Wait, we're not doing a show on Monday? Oh, yeah, we are doing a show on Monday. Yeah, yeah. We'll be back at regular time. All right. I'll see it on Monday.

I'll see on Monday. We'll figure it out. Do we have anything from Supertip? Do you want to check that real quick? Let's check our super tips, Carl. Don't forget, supertip. I'd be a real prick if I did that, wouldn't I? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

And I was almost a prick. Oh, we got something. Yo, yo, yo. If you want to take naked pictures of women, don't go to ghetto-ass Walmart. That's why you go to Target or Dillards. That's where the fly-ass chicks go shopping. Thank you, Pee Diddy.

Have I seen Pity Didi out here before? That's a good one. Yeah. That's a good voice. You're telling this hot chick was touching this boy's P-P. Nice. Nice.

This guy gets the show. That's a champion right there. Thank you so much. We will be back Monday. Until then, go to the creepoff.com or Patreon.com backslash the creepoff. Yeah, vote for car. And while you're there, if you're not a member, consider joining. It's going to be fun.

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