The Creep Off - Episode 233: You Get One Warning!

Episode Date: October 7, 2024

Join Karl and Vinnie as they dive into the world of real estate and nominate the creepiest agents of all time. Karl’s Cop Cam captures a very large woman in a tesla who decided to run from the cops…Hilarity ensues: The Scum Parade feature a doctor in disguise, a crack head plays hide and seek in a hospital & we meet a husband who does not understand how a lie detector test works.  The score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 2, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Ariz. Man Arrested on Charges of Voyeurism After Hiding Under Women’s Cars (people.com)Man sexually assaults stroke patient, then hides naked in trash can, Georgia cops say (aol.com)Disguised GP injected mother’s partner with flesh-eating chemical, court told | UK news | The GuardianMan electrocuted wife, tied noose around her neck: Cops (lawandcrime.com)Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

You're listening to the Carl Network. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down.

Go-coo. What the hell is it supposed to be? La Creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. I just want to shout out to my true believers. Excellior.

True believers. And Carl's here too. Hey, Vinny. Why are you so down? Oh, wait, I know. I know. I don't think you do. I do.

I don't think you do. Is it because your team lost yesterday? No. Aaron didn't hit the goal this morning. Who's Aaron? the only show that matters still till morning show he missed the goal and i just it's tough for me man i don't know is that why you're late and moping maybe they'll make up for it the afternoon show or evening show or maybe tomorrow morning but man it's tough it's a tough way to start the week man

it's a tough way to start the creep off sandbagging me with wATP bullshit tough way to start the week what has happened vinnie paulino good to see you my friend happy creep off Monday happy super chat Monday I'm so happy to have you back I've been looking forward to do an episode with you all day I guess uh it's one thing I like about comics they just bullshitting is just built into them like ah yes I'm out my my wife last night for dinner oh I'm the way over here to the club today I stop by you guys crazy I was on my way to the show I just saw this a TV yesterday you guys have you guys seen this I was reading an article yesterday read this article yesterday says that 60%

of homeless people I've been looking forward to doing a show with you all day today Carl I see through your bullshit asshole I see you right through it turns out 100% of comics lie about this shit yes so you can see this you're excited to see his friend Carlis you about this you're right I'm not well I was excited to see you yeah on account of Buffalo loss and that's it's fun to watch by the way do you guys still need a quarterback

because I have one for you is his name Josh his name is Josh Allen and he can't throw a pass anymore. I don't have him. I don't want him. He's his concussed his to a. He's currently his concussed his to a and you guys are pretending he's not. He might be because holy shit, the passes he was throwing, I don't know what's going on, but he was the worst player on the field yesterday. Well, all right. I feel good about this now. Now we can do a show for reals. And the bill still could have won that game even with Ellen's worst performance. Because your coach is an idiot. Oh, man.

okay you almost got smoked by the Patriots you had to pull it out at the very end yeah well it's like a w is a w yeah it's like if you guys could come back and won you would have been like oh we pulled it off at the end of the game and we won no i would have said josh allen's the worst player on the field that was a i can't even talk i'm so upset with this asshole i love it was a debacle this would be good going into the competition hey you know what day it is today by the way get your mind off it is super chat monday it is super chat monday and let's start off with the message from our pal coo thanks for the two bucks said thank you for not for not going to Greenland

Thank you, Koo for not going to Greenland We love to see you here, buddy All right Thanks for being here with us Chris Primer thanks for the five bucks I have concerns about jugglers Entering the Dabbleverse I don't know if John wants

He had attention Especially if it grows beyond the rated channel That's a good point You know what those jugglers could do to people You know what happened to teala tequila Or tea at tequila, whatever it is I saw one thing she did in a hotel room Oh, I bet you did

Chris Primer, thanks for the gifted Creepoff channel membership. There you go. There you go. Thank you, Chris. For those of you don't know, if you become a member of the Creepoff channel, you get all of our bonus episodes every week whenever they're live or whenever they're posted. Every Friday. We just did a fantastic one this past Friday.

We watched the first part of the second movie of Thunder in Paradise. And wow, is it fucking nuts. You think the Joker sequel is bad? I haven't seen it. Is this not good? I hear it's terrible. Oh, that's too bad.

Rock Award B, 2002, thanks to the two bucks, late gay and gray. It's Carl. Wow. Sums them up. Some of that's hurtful,

sir. Which part? Some of that is very hurtful. Wasn't that late. Well, let's get the show back on track. Okay. The way that we start this show is not with super chats.

I don't know. Vinny was excited about that for some reason. The way we start this show is with our lovely and talented and dynamic, Results Girl Danny coming in. Danny, Readin results, oh dandy. Please won't you post that fanny All over the Patreon, Danny, Danny, that

body's so uncanny. Voice move like lamb and shandy. Oh, yeah, she's my creep girl. Hello. Hey, Danny. The reason why we have Danny on the show is because on this show, every week is a contest. Vinnie and I compete to bring in the creepiest person

in a given category. And so you, the viewers and listeners, go to the creepoff.com and vote for who you thought, brought the biggest creep. We play to a score of five. Once somebody gets to five, the other person that's a spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. And so it matters. It matters for us. It matters for you. And Danny's the one who tabulates all the results and relays them back to us the next week.

Danny, how did we do last week? What was the category? Does anyone remember? Yes, the category was the creepiest taco bow worker. yeah yes creepiest Taco Bell employ yes

and Vinnie brought in a guy named the Taco Bell strangler so I can only imagine how this one was here's the deal they actually called him the Charlotte strangler

yeah I called him so many people strangling people they're like we gotta get something it's a little bit pinpoint's a little bit more

I narrowed it down a little bit yeah the Taco Bell strangler and Carl who did you bring I brought Dejan Drake

and he was a guy who was homeless working a Taco Bell and then murdered the guy who let him live with him for a little while out of the kindness of his heart. It seems like a real creep to me. So, uh, yeah, let's find out who won, Danny. Okay.

Well, we've got, let's see, 71% of the vote. So it's kind of close. Whoa. No, it's not close. That's a blowout. That's a blowout. It's okay, Danny. I deserve it this week.

I deserve it. Well, Vinnie and Henry Wallace is the winner this time. Fuck yeah Please Do do it Do you do well I love it I'm happy

I'm back in this game Congratulations I got the one Is that the current score Do you jump the gun on our graphics I did jump the gun on actually But I got the one I thought it was a pretty nothing

Okay Yeah So the current score is two to one now And we will compete In today's category Which is the creepiest real estate agent. Hey, you know what that means, though? What does that mean? One more for the good guys.

Alright, let's move on. I got to put this loss behind me. I'm just looking forward to the next one. I got to put that behind me. I've got to have a short memory and just go. Just do the best I got week to week. Carl loves my mindset. Putting stuff behind him. It's very good. Danny, thank you. Danny, welcome back. You weren't on the program. We had Mahalia fill in for you last week. Did you get a chance to watch Malia's performance? I did. She did awesome. She always does awesome, though. I love her. She was pretty good. You know to take that shit from her, though?

Because her and Carl were talking some shit. No, we weren't. I think this is your opportunity to call both out for being shitty friends. I got to say, Danny's given us two reasons why she is our top results girl today. Thank you, Danny, for that. You're killing it. Well, thank you. I missed you guys. So I'm glad to be back. Yeah, we're glad to have you. Bobus Auto Detail, he's saying right now, already. pregnancy has been kind to Danny's body especially the top half thanks to the five for our program too people don't get here for the early part of the show are missing out you got to set your alarms click that notification button so you know we're going live everyone one o'clock eastern every Monday and make sure you follow Danny at Danny desolation on Instagram she's got a few weeks left till Lady Kay is born that's right little Lady Kay we're excited for that how are you feeling about it right now you feeling good about it yeah just scared It's a scheduled C-section, so that's just scary, you know, surgery.

Yeah. I'd be pretty scared about it myself if that was coming up in my future. So good on you, Danny. I'm sure you're the most uncomfortable you've been right now. I'm sure things are not fun. Yeah. Not great, but it's okay. Only five more weeks.

Only five more weeks. You got this. All right. Well, we will see you next Monday. Take it easy, Danny. Hi, Danny. Carl, ring that fucking bell. Let's go.

Are we ready to go? All right, you want to. You get to go first, present your creepiest real estate agent. That's him, Carl. All right, you might win this one. That's him. He looks creepy. He looks like Dr. Steve 25 years ago.

This guy looks way more together. Steve has crazy eyes. I know. This guy has what I like to call dead eyes. My creep, though, in spite of his dead eyes. You're talking about me or are we focusing on the creep now? I'm talking about the creep. Okay, good.

He is a very distinguished career in real estate, Carl. Oh, yeah? He was the owner of Jones Goodell and Associates, Incorporated in a Royal Grande, California. Guy was a real mover and a shaker. He's involved with many different charitable and community organizations, the Woods Humane Society, the... Who fucking cares? It matters. It matters.

What's the interesting part? He was the president of the Chamber of Commerce. Yep. He was also the president of the Association of Realtors locally. So I'm just trying to say this guy is very accomplished and well thought of in his community. He had a very clean criminal record, too, except for one instance in 1995 when he was charged with a misdemeanor molesting a child. Okay. That's a misdemeanor.

Apparently in California. California is the best, isn't it? Yeah. Hey, Melton, you got to move one state over. So the good news for Lenny was that his. lawyer convinced the district attorney to, uh, drop the charges if he did two years of counseling. Oh, okay. Good. So he did the two years of counseling. By the way, that's what gets people over their need and desire for young children is just some counseling. Yeah.

And they go, oh yeah, what was I thinking? Well, thanks, Doc. I got good news for you, Carl. It was a success story because in 2000, in January 2015, he was honored by the Chamber of Commerce as 2014 citizen of the year. Oh, he's the comeback kid. Comeback king. That's him. Talk about a success story, Carl. That's great. Well, let's fast forward to two months later. No, let's not. Let me do my guy now. No, let's talk about March 24th. He, for some reason, was hosting a child's birthday party at his house. Seems like a strange place to do it. According to one mother, she notices Lenny leading her six-year-old daughter into a bedroom. Okay. She then tried to follow him in, but she, but, uh, Lenny had locked to the door. Okay. I guess Lego time is important to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The woman pounded on the door for what seemed to, for a little bit like banging on it.

Hey, let me in, let me in. Hey, I'm trying to maintain an erection in here. Can you stop pounding on the door? Well, she attempt, she eventually goes to the door and she attempts to get inside, but he blocks her from getting it. Like, he's literally fighting a woman at the door. Mm-hmm. When she gets into the room, she finds from what I read,

her shirtless six-year-old daughter. Okay. Not great. Now, she also had a nine-year-old daughter at the party, but at this point, which was hotter. Well, unbeknownst to her, the daughter had already seen the bedroom. Oh. The nine-year-old had already been in there.

That's not good. It was just the six-year-old's turn, you see. I don't know if you realize how funny this is, but their ages spell out 69. Do you think about that, Vinny? Do you put that in your notes? Carl, did I put that on my notes? Did you write that in your nose? We're going to have a joke about that.

you to do it. It's a pretty fucking funny, right? We're killers. Pretty good stuff. Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. This guy brought a both into that bedroom and did some things with him. I don't know what he did with him,

but I could speculate. I can tell you with different font sizes. That the police showed up. Yep. Police showed up. Didn't start an investigation. And pretty quick, they found out there was another 12-year-old girl who took a tour of the bedroom as well that

Everyone's going to tour on this, but it must be pretty sweet. Yeah, it turns out after police examined his computer, they also found out that it was more than just those three girls. You see, well, searched through the files, they found that he had taken a three-year-old boy into that room and posed him for all sorts of photographs. It's camera time with Uncle Lenny. Now, they also found some photo and video evidence backing up the story,

of the other three girls. Oops. Way to go, Boomer, citizen of the air. I'm known to give advice to probably the creepiest people among us. It's probably not a good thing that I do, but I'm going to do it anyway. If you're going to take photos that are wildly illegal, use a green screen and put somebody else's bedroom behind them, maybe an enemy, maybe a competitor, competing real estate agent that you don't like in a photo of their bedroom or even outside their house.

I don't know. That's a good idea. Then you put it on a billboard. Oh, my God. That's your fucking great idea. Can you believe this pervert likes three-year-old boys being naked in his bed? If you need to do home, work with us. Yeah.

Don't worry. No pito's here. It's just so stupid to have your furniture in the background of these types of images we learned last week. Oh, here comes Dwyer and Christian, one of the creep-off MVP's, Chad MVP's. Heaven forbid you use a hotel room, Lenny. Green screens are cheaper, but I hear what you're saying. If you're not on a budget, get a nice hotel room. Now, he was arrested on April.

13th. And I cannot tell you what happened inside of that bedroom because the details of this have been pretty under wraps because of the age of the children. They probably just played patty cakes and shit. But here's what I can tell you. I can read to you the list of charges he got from the incident. All right. Okay. Let's start with four counts of felony child molestation. Four counts of misdemeanor molesting a child. Possession of child pornography. Kidnapping. Forced oral copulation. Okay. Uh-huh. Yeah. penetrating a minor with a foreign object. Okay. Using a minor for sex acts. Mm-hmm. False imprisonment and the one that got dropped when he eventually pled guilty and no contest, destroying of evidence. Okay. Now, he really does seem repentant for all of it, though, Carl.

He's very repentant for drinking too much that day because it was alcohol. Oh, Blame. It was all alcohol's fault. Alcohol. Yeah. He said that day, I binged myself into a black hole and I did nothing to control. my alcohol addictions. And by not controlling the addiction, I destroyed my life. Well, you destroyed more than just your life. And I heard others. Yes. I destroyed my life and I heard others.

It's not about you. There's three kids who are afraid of men in their 40s now. He gave a great apology. He went, my bad. So I pencils have your racers. There is why pencils have erasers. Yep. Now, Lenny accepted a plea deal in which he pleaded no contest to several of the charges. As part of this plea deal, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison. And there's a civil lawsuit as well, Carl, which I think you would find this part interesting. Okay. He entered into a confidential settlement agreement brought by the families of two of the victims. They have since then alleged he tried to conceal property and assets following his arrest

so that his victims could not win money for him in any future lawsuits resulting from a criminal conviction. And the settlement's been sealed by the court and not a public record. So ladies and gentlemen, that's my creep, Uncle Larry Jones. I like Gartner fans. This guy has 99 problems and children are all of them. It's about right. So he was pretty successful guy and one day he went fucking crazy at a kid's birthday party.

Well, yeah, one that he was hosting though. At least he was a good host for most of the kids. Most of the kids he was a good host. He just didn't get as far down the list as I think he wanted to. It seems like he was just taking him one at a time and then one ma I caught him. We're going to have some more children's birthday party fun in Carlos Copcab today. I'll tease that.

But first, he sold his house to a woman named A. Melendez for $10, it says. Wow. That is creepy behavior. Well, speaking of which,

since we're bringing creepiest real estate agents, I saw a dang lizard predict this in the chat earlier. I'm bringing one stuttering John Melendez as my creepy. I'm kidding. I'm not doing that.

I actually have a guy named Henry Zhang. Henry. Henry Zhang, 32 years old. He lives in Melbourne, Australia, Chinese guy. and a Chinese Australian yeah they're kind of like Mexicans here in the United States are not allowed to do accents anymore in 2024 because I Chinese

Australian guy accent would be a lot of fun to attempt I would love to hear Shane Gillis's take on it that would be amazing right he's already lost the job on us and now he could do it now but not me oh no um it sounds like a Chinese accent but everything ends in a question yeah I like that so he hires a 35 year old escort you know prostitution's there nice in australia and he happens to know because he's a real estate agent he knows this vacant property in melbourne and says hey i'll tell you what why don't we go to this house no one's living there and we'll just have a blast tonight and so he hires this woman are you allowed to do that would you have a real estate agent probably not have parties at the houses i would guess not

especially because what he decided to do with her was smoke all of the meth that he had on them. They call it ice. Okay. So they started smoking this meth together. He's got a big stash. And they're having a blast. This is party time, fun time, smoking up meth,

having a good old time. And then finally it's like, okay, now it's sexy time. Let's get down to business. Unfortunately, though, Jang's dick didn't work. He couldn't get it up. Man,

fucking math. One more side effect of meth. I don't understand why this is being sold anyone it seems crazy let's talk about yes sorry let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things his dick don't work so he says listen i'll get this figured out but i'm gonna need to extend our time together now at this point all the meth has been smoked she's she's like no i'm good i'm gonna go you had me for this much time i'm gonna get out of here now i mean how many times i have to watch you try to stuff that thing inside of me right it is embarrassing for sure so he doesn't like that because he's like wait a second we've been sitting here i let you smoke all my drugs

i paid you money i've not even nutted yet and now you think you're going to leave uh no so he grabbed her shoved a sponge in her mouth and uh tied her up to the bed and began raping her repeatedly with his dick that doesn't work oh he figured out a way where there's a will there is a way this doesn't add up let me read you the headline from the daily mail it says real estate agent who became the devil bound the wrist of a sex worker and raped her in a vacant house after they smoked ice together sounds like a saturday so it's uh it's 3 a m she's tied up he's doing his thing this goes on for hours at 6 a.m he finally has had his fill he decides you know what i want my money back since you smoked out my drugs and i had to rape you yeah

Right. I mean, it's not like he gave it up. I had to freaking go the extra mile. To get what I paid for. And so he steals her, his money back. I'll tell you what, I don't think I would take all of it. I'd take like, I don't think I leave as good of a tip. You know what he did? He took all of it and then some. He took his money back. He took her purse and her phone. And stole all of that. I bet he's a realtor. He left a card, right? He left his card for sure. Yes. If you

can get a referral, there is a fee for you. Any referral will give you one percent. I got a bird dog fee on there. One percent. Hit me up. So the prosecution's case alleged that he tortured and was brutal and was extremely disturbing and shocking. The woman after being raped repeatedly fled the property around 6 a.m. when the smoke alarm sounded running naked and screaming into the street where her driver was parked. Remember, this is a legal thing that they're doing. So her drivers with her just going, it's taking longer than usual. Oh, well. Huh. Why did that weird Chinese guy walk by holding her purse.

Yeah, right. I know a lady who has a purse just like that. Interesting. They must shop at the same place. So the real estate age is accused of sustained torture and brutal women held against her will and a vacant property. And so that is my creep this week. If I was his lawyer, I would just argue, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Not only did I went in there with the intention of pain for sex, which is perfectly legal, but I was so good at it that she gave me her purse and her stuff. and I went my own way. She's trying to set me up. That might work. That might work. So Henry Zhang is the creepiest real estate agent. Go vote at the creepop.com.

No, he's not. Oh, I think he is. The poll is up right now, folks. Let's go. Let's tie up this score. Another point for your boy, Vinny, if you don't mind. Guys, we already lost, we didn't hit the goal this morning on Steeltoe. I can't take more rejection.

Please vote for Carl at the creepopop.com. Yeah. And by the way, can I respond to somebody earlier who said that my guy should have gotten life in prison. Correct. But I just want to point out, California, everybody, the great state of California. Carl, what time is it? I think it's Carl's Cop Camp time. Fuck yeah. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me Carl's Cop Cam? Lose all your rights. Ruined your life. Hey, do you want to put up the

Chinese super chat that we missed? No, above that. There you go. Wasabista, the Duke of Spicey Wasabi. I guess that would be 400 yen. Yes, Japanese 4-10. So gay and yet, so gray and yet so gay.

Is the lighting making my hair look more gray than usual? I hope so. That's why I got it. I think it's a new lady you put in the studio here. Perfect. Should I turn it up for more folks? You can see all this grayes. We're still celebrating.

Super Chat Monday, Douglas Nelson, Mr. Nelson, says dang jang, no bang, only unshriveled hang. Only shriveled hang. Where did you get the unfund? I don't know. That's a good question. My brain has been adding in words and syllables. Can I ask you a question? Please.

I've noticed this. You seem to be struggling a little bit with the reading. And I'm not trying to be like, you know, the manager of the Cleveland Indians when he's trying to help Ricky Vaugh or Ricky Vaughn. but have you checked your prescription lately on those glasses? This is the same prescription I've had for over a decade. I definitely need new glasses. Because I was going to say, I've known you for a long time.

Yeah. I feel like those are the exact same glasses you've always had. I have not changed them and my vision is only getting worse. Uh-huh. That is correct. So maybe it's time you just, you know. Get new glasses. Yes, I agree, but that's a great idea.

It's a very good idea, actually. I appreciate the suggestion. Yeah. Well, thank you for that. Get it together. All right. Let's get it to Carl's Cobb Cam brought to you today by Crime Time Cam, the YouTube channel. And this is a suggestion from Matthew Montgomery.

And boy, is this a doozy. Let's start with clip number one getting pulled over. I want to thank you, Matthew, for this. I'm looking forward to it. Make sure to, yeah, share the screen with everyone. Yep, I'm about to. I'm just trying to get it all set. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

All right here. On August 26th, that's what I mean you guys share the screen. Officers conducted a traffic stop on a vehicle driving erratically. with an unsafe number of occupants inside. Shut out. Shut out. Can't let me cry. God, damn, shut out.

Where's your idea? Where's your idea? Okay. I'm not sure I understand what's happening here so far. Right, because you can't really see very well. and so there's this Tesla that's driving erratically there's eight people inside this car you can't fit eight people in a fucking Tesla

including five children oh okay eight people including five children and so this woman's not pulling her ID out so eventually they get fed up and just say all right it's time to get out of the cars in my clip two listen how you say a man

step out real quick step out real please You don't need your person step out the car. She's grabbing clothes. What's doing? How many times I got to tell you? Step out the car. I said, get out the car.

What's in this? Something in this car. Step out. Oh, no, no, no, no. I got the tea. Yeah. Oh, but they go on. Hey, shit.

Chill out. Put out. Can you have a fuck we do? Boom. Come on too proud up. I got to pee so bad, y'all. Take your glance off. So you heard in the car, the one person's yelling, I got to pee so bad.

The other one's going, shut up. That's a public intoxication. And this woman gets out, and immediately she has to pee really bad. They're coming from a children's birthday party. Uh-huh, uh-huh. That's why they have all those children in the car. Sure. And the next clip here, she really does have to pee bad.

and she's gonna just make it happen i think can i just say it probably took her a little while to get out of that car because no one knows how to get the fuck out of a tesla no it is difficult there's like buttons you have to program it this fucking guy that people think is this smart fucking genius couldn't figure out a goddamn handle for the doors on these cars just want to point that so adequate it's not that's not happen come out you really I got to real bad. You're about to go to jail. Why?

You got to go to jail. Where are you going? I got a beast. Bro. Come here. What are you doing? Oh. Uh-oh.

You can't get in that car. And she's off. She's off. And she's running from the car. She's got to be real bad, Biddy. There's just pissed coming out the window of the car. She's got to go. Wow.

Just let her go pee in the fucking woods. of shit. They weren't really happy with her demeanor at that point. So they weren't having it. Now, what's coming up next here is that there is a high speed chase that is happening. We can't see what the cow can, unfortunately. But she does drive

into another vehicle. And that's we're going to join them after she gets into this car accident. Well, that's unfortunate. Yes. Get your ass over here. Get your ass Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out. You got it. You're crazy. You're crazy. What's your head by your butt? You're crazy. What's the wrong with you? What the fuck? You're drunk ass! You drunk ass! Why would I do that?

Why would you do that with your child in the car? I think the other woman's yelling at her that. That woman right there has two kids in the car. She's going to why did you run from the police and run into a car just now? The fuck is wrong with you. I think it's what's going on. There's a lot of melee happening. She came from a kitty party.

Yes. Was she like the bounce house? I think she was the bounce house. Yes, the discount bounce house for it. Get what you pay for people. we get what you pay for. So this is something that we've been seeing on these cop cams. There's a list of things that we kind of predict are going to happen.

And one of the things we've been seeing lately is people can just get out of their handcuffs very easily these days. So they get this, they stand this woman up and she's out of her cops and it's time to get into the cruiser and head to jail. Great question, Jason Bark. Why are the handcuffs pink? That is a good question. You notice how they knew they were going to need two in order to the handcuffer as well. They had a handcuffed together with two handcuffs.

I wager one came from his private bag in his car. Yeah, they were, they were fluzzy. too. That's weird. He has another job. He does at night. He's one of the hot cops. Yes. She's just out of it. Yeah, it's the big egg comes too. You're going in this car. Go ahead. Get up. Oh, you'll never get her up. Oh, you'll never get her up. You don't need a goddamn man.

Yes, I do. He's taking me to the hospital. Get your ass up. So now she's just collapsed in front of the car and just is not going to move. And using gravity to her advantage. That reminds you the story of, did you ever hear what Andre the Giant was in Japan? He went out and got so drunk. He came back to the hotel and he passed out in front of the elevator.

Yes, I heard. Did he about that? They just left him there. Nothing they could do. People had to use the stairs. Because you just can't move this. That's pretty much what she looks like here is. Andre the giant, if

under the giant, we're big the other way. If Andre was missing his wig, this would be it. So now we're going to get to the hysteria over the fact that there's children involved in this car. And can we please think of the children? Oh, them kids, look out. Oh, shit, I'm sorry, guys.

That was weird. All them kids, look out. All them kids. All the kids are. door. The wig's still laying there. The wig's still laying there. Why would you do that?

You could get out of the car. You could say y'all get out. How would you do that? Damn, man. This is my child. My child in the back of me. Hello. so everyone's turned on the driver of this vehicle as you can tell the police are not happy with her they want to go home she's the worst officer right so they're pretending like they have nothing to do with any of this of course uh jf k had chunk nailed it la andre the giant yes today with this episode all right so let's find out more information about this driver that you probably weren't ready to uh to hear this is shocking stand up i got it i'm hurt i'm praying

guess what you're still going to jail her pregnant you think she's pregnant you think she's pregnant mini I know that there's a community of people who enjoy people who are larger size but you really think that she's pregnant well Carl if she's not I think she's not well I'm going to throw it out it's hard when her gut is hanging that far out I think she's lying that's not a pregnant belly right there hmm that is everything is big on that woman. I'm figuring, I'm twins.

So I mentioned that they got into a car accident as she was speeding away from the police. Yeah. Let's see what the other car looks like. Oh, no. Who's cars this? So you see the back? Go, you're all right, man.

It's completely smashed in. You sure? You're all right, bro. It's smashed him. Let me check, yeah. You're, you sure? She must hit that car twice. Everything good.

Bounced off the back and the front. I ran it right off the road. I didn't even know how you do that. Yeah. There was some accident right there. Jesus Christ, the only thing that would have done more damages if she sat on it.

Correct. And right now the ground is sustaining damage because she will not get up. They're asking her to stand up. She's refusing to do it. We need an ambulance and a forklift. Yeah, pretty much. So the ambulance done its way

and it turns out she gave a fake ID to them because the ID says she weighs 100 pounds. So how long you don't keep lying to me wasting our time? What's your name? Selina. What did she give you all? I got her ID shit. She's talking about she 5-8, 100 pounds.

What's she talking about, bro? Hey, Miss Lady. What's her name? Bro, let me tell you some. The ID she gave us. She's saying she's 100 pounds, bro. But look, you say 100 pounds on ID, bro. She said she'll take us home.

I'm being real with you. What's her name, bro? I don't know her real. You don't know her name. I don't know how brand we did. This is training. This community have all been trained to never give up anyone's name to the police no matter what.

This was the woman who was just hysterical that she took off with the kids in the car in a very dangerous situation. It's like, what's your name is? I don't know. I don't know anyone's the name. It's the dumbest thing to lie about to the cops too. It really is.

They're going to figure it out. A hundred. She's a hundred pounds. She weighs more than that in space. No one wants to drop the. dime so all right now uh oh this is great this is one of the things you can predict when people don't want to go to jail is all of a sudden they're having a medical emergency check this out turn on her left side left side left side left side left side if she's the case you

is the case is real left side left side come on left so she's I don't need to have convulsions or something. Oh, no. I think she's having a big back attack. It's fake. It's fake. I got her right. Same for research and seizure.

I don't know if she had a seizure. She'll show me a route. She's in an accident. She was a driver of this car over here. I love the EMT comes over. None of the police are buying this at all. They're just like, all right, now she's doing this thing. All right. Okay.

Yeah, well, we're really worried for you. Dwired Christian is really working hard to win MVP of the chat today. Okay. Uh, roll her on a comic silly putty. Yes. It's backwards, but it's fun. Oh, God. That's great.

So she doesn't bounce though, bro. The EMT wants to check with the kids of the other mom. They want to check to see if everyone's okay. The other mom's refusing that. And they're like, well, this woman's drunk. so that's a problem and she's all worried that if the kids see her so this is not the driver i didn't pull this part it's not interesting not the driver but the other woman there who was yelling at her she tells the police she's like look it i've been drinking but if you put me in

handcuffs for my kids it'll be very traumatic for my children to see that it's like remember what just happened where you sped away from the police and then ran it to a car and zoomed off the road no no sir i'm drunk i don't okay well that was probably the more traumatic part for the kids what about riding in a car with a wasted retard you remember that part that was pretty bad for your kids that was going well until you showed up i'm the victim here that's you forget it that's a good point probably would have just made it home safely so now the woman is back in the back of the ambulance they finally get her up they finally get her on a stretcher they get her to the back of the ambulance dude how it's it takes a lot of effort but they're they're able to pull it off

all right and um she's a bit hysterical now she'd asked for an ambulance she didn't want to go She was, I need an ambulance. You remember her saying that? I need an ambulance. I'm hurt. I also remember her award-winning performance. Right. So now she's pretty upset about the ambulance, the EMTs that are working on her.

Oh. Oh, let me go. They keep trying to save off. Lord. Don't be mistaken. I'm sorry. I'm so. I can't take that man.

No. Hey, we're using a car accident, calm down. So they're not right. They're not right. Stop, fight. You're not right. I'm sorry you're doing this to me. You're doing it to me.

Take it up, stop. You're not to me. I was a, I was on setting to go. They're doing this to me. They hurt my neck. I was sorry they hurt me. They hurt me, they hurt me, they are me. You ask for medical.

They hurt me. You'll say that no hurt me. Nobody's hurting you. All right. So this is all blurred out because I assume that she's been, her shirt's been removed or something like that. But now she's asking the police to help her because the EMTs are hurting her. He's like, you asked to go to an ambulance. This is why you're here right now.

I was going to just take you in my cruiser and bring it to jail. I believe that in some states, if you're in an accident like this, they automatically take a blood sample as evidence. Yeah. If you're involved in a car accident like this. Yeah. I mean, she's going to get what she's going to get at this point, you would think. So what's in the lies now?

They ask if... I am a hundred pounds. No, worse than that. Okay. No, she's claiming she wasn't driving the car. And that's followed by something that she repeats eight or nine times in a row. Oh, good. You was driving the car, right?

No. You're going to lie about this? I wasn't driving. Why they hurt my leg? What do you have my leg? Get off of them. Let me have my leg. Why they hurt my leg?

Why they hurt my leg? Why they hurt my leg? Good question. Why they hurt my leg? Why are you? It's bad at my heart. I was a smil. You wrote.

You wrote. You're wrong. I got it. I got it. Yeah, wrong. I'm just saying you won't. All my life, you wrong. You just see him.

I don't do me like that. You don't know what you're acting the fool. I love that. You're the one's at the fool right now. It's a good point. All right. I like the jive talk between the EFTs, the police, and this hysterical woman. It's pretty fun.

So then she starts yelling, they hurt me officer. Officer, they hurt me over and over again. He responds calmly. with you know you asked for an ambulance and so you can only guess what do you got something oh no fucking sam bivley just cracked it up he goes they blurred out the video because of the unedited video the emt's ever in a leg lock very possible that's why they had to blur it out the figure four they got her hurting your leg all right so officer smith strapped it on you know what's coming next viny this is one of the staples of people who don't want to be arrested this is what they like to yell

Wow. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. Is it about suing someone? It's the other one. There's two things. One is my, this woman's never tried to an attorney. Okay.

That wasn't a good conversation. It's not about an attorney. It's the other one. Okay. Wow. Here we go. I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

I can't breathe. I can not breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

I can't breathe. What's every? We can't breathe. I'm sorry. I can't breathe. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I like Wapio.

It says my trifled says cops have to answer any question you ask them 5,000 times. Hashtag constitution. I'm not. Thanks for the $1.99. Big Bama's DUI. It's the sequel will be better. I have a feeling. Yeah.

So, yeah, all of a sudden, you can't breathe. Even though you can clearly hear. her breathing as she screams, I can't breathe over and over again. Oh. Does this ever work? Can we start teaching people that it doesn't work? Well, here's why it doesn't work, everybody, because if you could get enough oxygen in your lungs to produce that kind of a noise, yes. You can breathe. It's why when

someone's choking, you ask them, are you choking to see if they can answer or not? As says she summoned Beetle Floyd. Oh, no. Beatifloid, Beatifloid, Beatifloid. Oh, God, you people are monsters. So that's a pretty fought adventure i have to say what are the what are the charges she got to matthew let's see what the charges are for this i'm interested the woman was charged with multiple counts of child cruelty d ui fleeing a peace officer reckless driving and resisting arrest sounds about right assault on a buffet too was thrown in there yeah what kind of party was going out of that chucky cheese they do serve

beer that right i believe they do yeah it's not a good idea all right carl so that was uh the cap cam today you very much again for uh sending that in matthew matthew you are a good egg he sends that to me you and the drew lane show and i always like to usurp the drew lane show with these matthew every time stop sending them to drew we'll just play it first we just have it first send him to us buddy you're a creeper you know all right time for some voicemails city of Syracuse. Today we'd like to announce pending litigation against one Colin Farrell for his work in the penguin. He's obviously stealing from our trademark look. Anyone got John's lawyer's number? See you in Syracuse. I wish I got the reference. I haven't seen what he looks like

of that. Um, oh wait, no. Actually, I have started watching that. What am I talking about? I forgot that was called Farrell. It doesn't look anything like him. You know where I'm at with anything Batman? What's that? Where you are with anything, Star Wars. No fucking. You did. You know, I'm at with anything Star Wars. No fucking thanks. Yeah, I mean, it's not really Batman. It's just a mafia thing. So far, anyway, I just started it. Is anyone else enjoying how people are

freaking out over this Joker movie? I don't know anything about it. What's going on? There's like real news happening in the world. My house is about to get taken away from me. Got to pay those mortgages. No, no, no. Not that. It's this Hurricane Milton that wants to take it away from me. There's more important things than Joker

too, but what's going on with it? Well, you know, that Todd Phillips made the movie. The first joker with Joaquin Phoenix great too i love that movie yeah it's a great movie and a lot of people uh feel that that movie sent out a message to uh basically in cells and made them too happy for the wrong reasons okay so oh this is a correction todd phillips from what i understand and i don't know if this is the case also felt that way he didn't like the way people responded to it so he brought in lady gaga to play harley quinn and the movie is a musical fuck you

thanks that i'm happy about it i fucking hate the joker i've said this on a million times on this show people who the reason why i hate the joker as a character is because of the people who like the joker to me this is finally the joke that i like okay but the the joker with wakene phoenix was a very different role great it harkens back to like gritty 70s taxi driver and shit like that i i liked the movie yeah i just hate people who wear joker t-shirts and all the the fucking culture how many people on this show have we featured that have like posters of the joker and joker tattoos that's true nick rakeda also famously has a joker painting behind him so cool there you go all those and jokers cool so yeah i'm gonna kick out of that

if anybody's seen it i love to know your impressions let us know leave us a voicemail is it really a musical yes i i almost want to go how do i not know about that i almost want to see it just so i can laugh, but I'm also not going to give them money or fucking waste my time. Right. Well, maybe we can steal it at some point. Harpua, you are correct. Jack Nicholson was phenomenal. That was like one of my favorite movies as a kid. Sure. And everything's been

downhill since Batman returns. Jesus fucking Christ, boys. Trying to listen to the new episode. I can't even get to the fucking beginning. Bench is really fucking annoying. And she's taking shots on my girl, Danny. No, no, no. That could not

stand. This person was more upset about it than Danny was. Yeah, I guess so. Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys, thanks for call it in. Next one. All right, may I please get a number 14, please? With a Diet Pepsi? Okay, I'll let it explain.

I'll take some firestorms. sauce and if you listen to podcast you should listen to the creep off. They're doing an episode about the Taco Bell Strangler and I'm like, yep I want Taco Bell now. Okay. And what's talk is you speaking on there? Fire, please.

Of course. And is everything on that major board looking for it? Yep, sure does. Thank you. Okay, perfect. Here's all 713 at the second window. All right. I don't think he's going to listen to the creep off, guys. that's right thank you very much i believe everyone from now on wherever you go should be recommending the creep off just like that i agree and i also love that that was an advertisement for taco bell

not what we intended at all but i like that hey gut thanks for the five bucks he says the jay and jada stands for the joker after they raped him in joker too did they actually rape the character because i think i heard that they did there's a jailhouse rape of the joker well someone suggested i was going to say this earlier that maybe we put watching joker two on the wheel of consequences i swear to God, I was about to stop you because if you were about to fucking recommend we put jailhouse rape on the wheel, I keep telling you no, Carl. No, definitely not that for sure. I looked it up because people in the chat are saying that it's not a musical.

According to Google, it says, Joker 2 is actually a musical. Following the trend of movies like Mean Girls and Wonka, the marketing creative team behind Joker, a refrain from making it clear the movie is a musical. Holy shit. John Ziermites, he's been a member for one month. As the only pain member, I think it's safe for me to say, a bit heavy on the rouge today, Carl. J.K., you're our generation's Fonzie.

There's new lighting in the studio. People are picking up on that. I think it looks great. I think you look alive. I was in makeup for longer than usual. It's why we started a little bit late today. I just love that chair. Here's a quick one.

Okay, this is mystery crabs, but he's gay. Okay. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Spongebob, me, boy, swat me poop check with your tongue. All right. All right, fuck you. Thank you.

Thank you. And last one. Suggestion for the Wheel of Consequences. Hey, guys. I have a consequence. I think it'll be really, really funny if the loser had to kiss a dog's butt. I don't mean, like, the butthole. I mean, like, you could kiss the butt cheeks.

but he has to say to the dog I love you dog and he has to see the dog's name and then he has to kiss the dog on the butt that would be so funny oh well all right love you guys talk you later Rob Saul we told you to stop calling that's not fair because many already does that with his dogs I don't kiss my dog's butt

I don't kiss my dog's butt I do not I don't think we should add that I don't kiss my dog's butt at all I think you do I don't though Carl you got a new voice I don't. All right. So if you want to leave us a voice bell this week, the number is 585-3-7-1-80808. And if you missed that, you could find that information or email and all of our social contacts on the creepoff. Dot com. Buddy, does this mean it's time for a scum parade? It is. I'm so excited. Scum parade. Take me on a raid of these fuchsia raids that these creeps have made.

Scum parade, Viddy and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit. Scum parade, like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad. Soaking up the blood of a cat scum parade. Boy, do we got some scumbags for you today, don't we, Carl? We sure do, Vinny. Although this first one I'm not so sure about. Let's get started in Arizona. You don't think this guy with the foot fetish is a problem?

Please explain to us. Okay. Well, Jesse Michael Johnson, 28, was allegedly caught via camera surveillance at a superstar car wash in Gilbert, Arizona. Johnson, who has previous history of sex crimes, was arrested on Tuesday, September 24th, and charged with three counts of voyeurism and three counts of disorderly conduct. He was arrested with a $10,000 bond. Now, let's talk about what he did.

In these three incidents, the defendant pulled into a parking spot next to the victim. Investigators were in the court documents. Well, each victim was vacuuming her vehicle. Defendant hid under her SUV and spent several minutes under her vehicle. The defendant would climb out from under the vehicle when each victim was finished, her vacuuming, and then leave the area. Okay, so the victims had, what happened to them again? He was jerking off under their cars.

And then what bad thing happened? Here's how I know. You can't jerk off. what the car was. Here's how I know these people are not victims. I assume unless you work there. Here's how I know these people are not victims because in the article, one of the victims was quoted is saying that they're having nightmares.

If that's the way you have to pretend that something bad happened to you, yeah, and I'm having bad dreams about it, are you? I had a dream I didn't have my homework done and I wasn't prepared for a test. And my teacher was jerking off under my car. We're going to do Sue Sunni Brockport for that. A horrible dream. Carl, I understand. where you're coming from but the fact that there's a guy out there this is where he's going

he falls under the label of creep if he's crawling under cars and jerking off in public he's a these women are always showing off how nice their feet look they're getting their pedicures i know i love it don't you they got all that new color on their toenails yeah they're all proud of themselves and then when someone admires them they get all upset and the one woman was just like oh my gosh and i had my kids with me and it just reminded me how you got you got to keep an eye on your kids this guy doesn't care about your kids lady it's not about you yeah i would make sure to run your car back through that car wash and get the underwash the undercarriage wash that's the thing at first when he said he's at the car wash i was like okay i understand why he's going underneath cars

but no they're just vacuuming so it's probably not the cleanest place to be yeah he's just under their fucking cranking it out i got to be honest with you if i saw that chick kp from mojo in the morning if she was vacuuming her car i'm pulling up next to her uh-huh uh-huh am i a creep are you going Don't answer that out and jerk it off under her car. No. Okay. I'm going to take photos and videos like a respectable person. This is, um, this is what I feel like I'm mad about with this article video.

I'm sorry to say this. Please. He doesn't even shove a toe in his mouth. I would expect if you're going to arrest this guy, throw him in jail, he's at least sucking out of toe or two. Carl, you can't jerk off in public for the hundredth time. Does this say he's jerking off, but actually doesn't? Well, they don't know that he did because,

of the fact that the camera. Thank you. Rest my case, Your Honor. Because the camera doesn't go under the cars. Right. So no one even knows what he was doing. He's just admiring these ladies nice, pretty feet that they probably put a lot of time and effort into.

Okay. Well, let's go to a hospital. Okay. In Georgia, Carl. It's going to get worse, people. There's a man who's a bit of a problem. He sexually assaults a stroke patient that hidden in a trash can. A man is accused of stripping naked and sexually assaulting a stroke patient as she's

slept in a hospital room. He remains behind bars. His name is Shaman Pierce. He's 24. He hidden the trash can for more than an hour after the incident in Grady Memorial Hospital in Atlanta. He was arrested on charges including sexual battery in the September 27th attack. Now, have you seen those robes they make you wear? I'd rather be naked too. These things are embarrassing. Not wrong. Have you ever been horny in a hospital room before? It's not a place where erections usually exist. Not really. No, not at all. But they're used in so many porn. Are they? The nurse thing. I must get past those. The nurse thing. Mm-hmm. I'll tell you what, man. I'll watch a hot nurse and scrubs. There's nothing wrong with that, dude. I'm sorry, say it again? A hot nurse wearing scrubs. There's nothing wrong with that. Sure. She's not in a hospital. Yes. I mean, where else is she going to be? On the stripper pole with their scrubs. Now you're talking. That might actually be a business I'd start. Now you're making some points. Think of a little house call, a little in-home. A little in-home.

I just call the place Scrubs. That'd be the name of it. That's a good idea. I get sued by that fucking goofy guy. Check your blood pressure when you're coming to Scrubs. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There'll be a blood pressure machine out front.

You got to pay to use it, of course. Well, yeah. I really let's pay. Yeah. So he told police he was high in smoking drugs before he tackled the woman and got into bed with her. Quote, he was just trying something new, he said. The hospital staff first spotted Pierce on an elevator. Try something new, rape.

I'll try anything once. Hey, you know, what are you going to do? Not a smart idea. Well, Yolo. Right. This is motto. Of course. So he's on an elevator and the hospital staff says he lit what they thought was a cigarette,

turned out to be a crack pipe. Nice. Staffers got off the elevator with Pearson, alerted hospital security. Authority said, however, the suspicious man snuck away as they waited for security to arrive. Moments later, a nurse heard a commotion coming from a patient's room and ran, to see what happened. According to the report, police said she immediately saw Pierce and the female patient both naked on the floor. The nurse captured images from her phone while calling for other nurses to respond. Can you believe this? Her first thought is, yeah, well, you won't

believe what happened to work today. She's posted on Instagram. So they attempted to lock Pierce inside of the room to prevent him from escaping, right? However, he was too strong and he overpowered them. Hold on, let me get this right. Being nurse is not an easy job. So he's running through the hospital naked and they're chasing after him they lost him when he darted into a stairwell i'll kill that security video showed pierce in the basement where authorities said he hidden a garbage can for over an hour he used the hospital gown he found in a bin to cover up before leaving oh he did find the gown okay good yeah just some used one sure oh officer you know what hold on a second do they throw those things out or do they wash them because if it's in the garbage you definitely

don't want to be wearing it i would think they throw them out they're so cheap i can't imagine they wash those things depending on what like what part of the hospital you're in like the emergency room ones i think they wash they're like a little thicker i don't i don't go to the emergency room that uh you don't feel the material on those please you are too you are too we wear the same size shirt motherfucker come at me bitch good point good point come at me bitch i'll fucking race you right now by the way nice uh shirt today represented my true allegiances now they ended up catching him underneath a nearby bridge which is where i would assume they should have started looking right back at the hospital

police say they spoke with the patient who said she was recovering from a stroke the 47 year old told police she had seen peers at the hospital a few times but didn't know him personally she said she awoke to find the strange man trying to pull a cover over her head he became aggressive when she questioned him and then he climbed on top of her she said they both tumbled from the bed as she fought him off with her left arm, I assume. The woman hit her head, but she fell and complained of leg pain, according to the report. Pierce's clothing and a suspected crack pipe was later recovered from the hospital room. So the hospital came out and they said that we're going to do things to make sure that this doesn't happen anymore.

There's now a sign up that says, no crack smoking. Yep. No rape. So now people will think twice when they get in there. There's like, oh, that's not allowed here? Okay. No excuse now. Right.

You get one warning. one worded So he remained in custody The Follin County Jail on a $10,000 bond And by the way, if you have been sexually assaulted By a crackhead Yes In a hospital while recovering from a stroke

And you need someone to talk to you. Don't be embarrassed. It happens to all of us, all right? Talk to someone. Has that ever happened to you, my love? National Sexual Assault Hotline for support. Call them up. 1-800-656-6-4-673

Serious calls only. Right. let's not make up crazy stories about a guy smoking crack and then jumping on your hospital bed rustling on the floor while he's trying to rape you they're not going to believe that kind of thing it's too ridiculous what is a gp mean car on this third article i still don't understand i think it's like a police officer yeah right i guess this guy worried about his inheritance so he disguised himself as a nurse oh i'm sorry yeah no this is a general practitioner okay i'm sorry i was thinking of something else yeah so this is like a doctor okay

So this guy's name's Thomas Kwan. Yep. He was, his mother was dating a guy named Patrick O'Hara. And Patrick O'Hara and him didn't really get along. And he was a little upset and he thought that his mother was going to leave everything to this boyfriend and not him. Oh, that would suck. Yeah, agreed.

He's earned that money. So he came up with a plan. So what he decided to do was murder the 71 year old guy. Right. He had a great idea on how to do it. Okay. So what he did was he disguised himself as a community nurse and then went to the house. Okay.

He then gave the man a COVID, what was going to be a COVID vaccine. Oh, God, that's going to kill him. Well, don't do that. No, no, no, Carl. For once, I would tell you, you would be thrilled to have a COVID vaccine. Why, just something more dangerous than a booster shot? Flesh eating bacteria. Oh, that doesn't sound very good.

Yeah. What of the side effects? Death. Okay. So, please recover to photograph from Quotechard. Juan's computer of him in disguise with a wig beard and a mustache. That's hilarious. Because he went to his mother's house to do this.

That's him. Look at this. So it's his stepdad for, you know, all intents and purposes. Right. And so he just shows up there with this shitty disguise on. Like, they're not going to know. And they did. That's the best part. So here's the thing.

They fell for it. They completely fell for it. The mother was like, could you check my blood pressure too? He's like, sure. He's just trying to get out of there. He's like, He got a cold. He put on surgical gloves

a mask and tinted spectacles. He did not, nobody at the house asked for ID. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't, either a nurse shows up that has the uniform and everything. He did a good job pulling it off. Yeah.

O'Harris started feeling increasing pain and eventually went to the emergency room where staff assumed the booster had been applied clumsily. Yes, by the pharmaceutical company that made it. Who did this? Pfizer?

So he's in the emergency room. They're like, oh, his arm was blistered and discolored. And they sent him back to the hospital and doctors were baffled. They couldn't figure out what was going on. It became clear he was suffering from a rare and life-threatening disease called Necro-Christine fasciitis. Oh, I love that band. He saw them.

To remove large portions of the arm. He went into intensive care. The court heard Kwan lived with his wife and young son in a detached house of an executive estate not too far away he uh had a deeply disturbing long-term interest bordering on obsession with poisons and chemical toxins who doesn't yeah how can we's never co-hosted this show because he was always in disguise i can never find okay i was gonna say if you notice someone's obsessed with really creepy shit tell him to call him into the creep off they found all sorts of fun stuff in his garage liquid mercury sulfuric acid arsenic there were also castor oil beans and coffee

filters. In the house was a recipe for manufacturing ricin. Wait a second. My wife has all those things in the kitchen. Should I be worried about that? Is that a bad thing? I thought those were household staples. Caster oil beans. You can make ricin from it, apparently. That's what they're saying in this article.

Riceon. I like fried ricin. It's the only way to have it, really. Some shrimp. Kwan has admitted a charge of administering a noxious substance, but denies alternative charges of attempted murder or causing grievous bodily harm. It was my mistake, but he's that trial right now. So we don't know what's going to happen. I know it's going to happen. I have a pretty

good idea. I'm guilty. The question I have that they don't answer in this article, which is the only question anyone should be thinking, how much money are we talking? I mean, he's going through all of this. Is this a substantial amount of money? It better be. It fucking better. You're a fucking doctor. Well, you know what? He's a doctor in England. Yeah, they don't make a lot of money. If he's just trying to inherit a house or something, that's kind of messed up. I would say that's going too far trying to kill the boyfriend, if that's all it is. But if it's a lot of money, a couple of million. pounds or something got to do what you got to do well carl that leads us to our last story today you know what honestly now they think about it okay if this woman's wealthy let's say she is and now

her husband passed away she's a widow she finds a new boyfriend that boyfriend's got to be thinking i got to take out this son before he takes me out the boyfriend should have thought of this and gotten ahead of it yeah yeah her son's a doctor you say well or you could just check ID when someone shows up to inject you with stuff. Yeah, okay, that's a good point too. Are you wearing the disguise at your ID? Not I didn't wear my skies that day. Oh, okay. That's why it doesn't look like you. Right, right.

Okay. Mm-hmm. Got it. All right, Carl, I want to introduce you to Saul, Luccio Epini. And Pina, I believe his last name is. Handsome gentleman. He's fucked. He got into a little bit of trouble.

He pled no contest to torture charges at his trial in Michigan this week after his ex-wife gave emotional testimony about how he electrocuted her and forced her to stand atop a bucket with a rope around her neck that's fun that now that if she said I had nightmares about her and I'd be like yeah okay I get that you thought you could die at any second the thought of someone jerking it to your feet right that's not a nightmare scenario standing on a bucket for five hours with a rope around your neck and your husband watches and goes uh don't slip uh watch it hold steady

that's the thing nightmares are made out of well you know it will teach you to listen it's true so he faces the charges after two incidents that occurred last year in the couple's basement the woman the ex-wife who is now divorced from described to the basement it's not just for podcasting anymore yeah also torture in michigan you could also use it for body storage that's true yes uh torture body storage or podcasting uh the first incident reportedly happened in January, 2023. He accused her of, he accused the wife of cheating and forced her to the basement where he had a bucket on the floor and a rope hung on a ceiling beam.

Was he already prepared for this or something? He's just like, by the way, if you ever do cheat on me, I got that thing in the basement. So just FYI. I'm, dude, this is fucking crazy. It's pretty crazy. So he made her stand on top of the bucket. He put a rope around her neck, she said. At one point, she slipped off the bucket and hung in the air.

Now, okay, this is the part. How do you slip off a bucket? she's just standing on a bucket how do you slip off of a bucket from just standing on it well some people are clumsier than others i guess so at one point like i said she slipped off and then about two months later during another argument about infidelity he again took her down to the base suit where he forced her into a children's swing that hung from the ceiling he tied me up with a rope and a metal wire around my arms kinky wow and threw my back she'd poorly testified i i couldn't move if i wanted to the terrifying abuse continued she said he hooked jumper cables to the exposed wires causing her to be electrocuted. So this reminds you at the beginning of Ghostbusters with Dr. Peter Benkman. It's just electrocating that guy over and over again. That's just good fun. It's a comedy start.

So he started giving her a lie detector test, basically, but that's not how those work. No. Anytime I would answer a question or didn't answer a question, he would zap me, she told the jurors. He had her tied up for five hours before he got tired and released her. So, well, what's for dinner? Yeah, right. What's for dinners? I don't want chicken tonight.

Yeah, his intent was to inflict as much pain and suffering as possible. Her attorney said by the end of the first day in opening statements and testimony, he had apparently seen enough and pled no contest to do counts of torture and witness interference. A no contest plea just for those of you don't know. Do you think he was just standing in the courtroom with jumper cables? Just like, you're going to fucking tell on me, bitch? Yeah, pretty much. They're like, that's witness intimidation.

Oh, is it? Okay, I'll put him away. No contest. I'm just going to help on a buddy the parking lot afterwards, but okay. It's not an admission of, uh, it is basically a guilty plea,

but it's not an admission of guilt, but it's treated as such during sentencing. Yeah. Which is scheduled for October. Which one team? I know. I read that part too. No contest.

It isn't pleading guilty, but you'll still be found guilty. So what's the difference? I don't know how it helps you. I don't know. It's just one of those bullshit things. Maybe it's like, my attorney can't figure this one out,

guys. So it's whatever you're going to do. we talked about it's kind of what it is it's like an alfred plea it's like kind of the same thing i did this but you can't prove i did it but i'll say just for the sake of whatever i'll take this deal and we'll be done with that is true they can't prove it's his word against her word against his yeah come on she slipped on the bucket yeah really you think that'd be funny brings in another woman just like can you stand on a bucket for five hours your honor i'm going to present to you this woman can't stay on a bucket for five hours i don't know why my wife says she can't three

ridiculous. Yeah. See this nice looking younger woman. Yes, with bigger breasts. She can sit on a bucket. Yeah. Can't she Helga? Don't say Helga around me. It still triggers me. I was watching them this morning. They were talking about coming to Lisa announced she's coming to Dabble Khan 3. Oh. And then they decided we're going to have to do I have a place I can display her casket. Oh, don't say that. Don't say that. They're talking a lot about death this morning. And then they were saying that in DabbleCon 3, they're going to come to you and that we should have it in Vegas. I was like, you're talking about Hackamania 2. And yes, please come to Hackamania 2 in Vegas. We'll see you there. Or don't. Yeah, you know what? Go to Hackamania 2.

Go bother Patrick Melton. See how well that goes for you, Helga. Helga also explained on the show today that we should be charging a fee to set up a booth to sell merchandise because at cons, people bring merchandise to sell. She doesn't understand that DabbleCon is a joke. it's not really a convention kind of like when uh tell him steve dave when bryne was explaining to walt yeah he's like yeah yeah i went to dabble con they're like so we do like meet people and get autographs and i was like no it's actually a whole weekend of comedy shows we just call it damal god because it's silly yeah yeah but it confuses people like helga how many tables were there bry

yeah right just one from a lunatic she she claims how they claimed this morning she sold enough books to cover her entire trip all the expenses uh-huh so if you bought a book from helga at dambalcott too i can't imagine i mean please reach out to me let me know if you bought a book and if you're happy with that purchase i did i did the book report on her book i would not have paid for that yeah but we learned a lot about a lot about her from that book so we did maybe you enjoyed it probably not we learned a lot about i'm still i'm still pretty sore at you oh no still pretty or two for your bullshit. So Lisa,

I wish you nothing but the best. We're cool, Lisa. We should check and make sure we didn't miss any super chance because you like to randomly hit them from time to time. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Let's take a look.

Yeah, we got that one. Oh, no, there's a bunch above that. We didn't. No, we got them. We didn't get that one. Michael C., lazy K disavow the sundial clock. I disavow the sundial clock. Michael C., and Gutt says,

No more thunder in paradise, please. Are you insane, Guts? got you we're getting there there's only a few episodes left are you insane we're gonna finish it off you're lucky there's only one season that sunk sack of shit rocko orby 2002 says see we missed a bunch of these from earlier buddy uh sorry car i'm voting for bini just the fact that this his guy got a misdemeanor child molestation charge yeah oh then if he brought california i would vote for him too well that's not what we're doing the state of california isn't a real estate agent that's right they do happen to have the creepiest one

we should do creepiest state you know like you know we say the creep biggest creep in a state no just the creepiest state that'd be a fun one to do i call florida fair enough actually you know what florida might not be a state after this week so creepiest state we'll see we think alaska's got to be up there might be utah morman utah interesting they're actually no good huh yeah this is this would be a tough one west virginia i don't know oh shit A lot of options. Oh, shit. I don't know, guys.

I don't even know how we can present that, but I'm willing to think about it. Hey, uh, call in. If you want to talk about the creepiest state in the union, we'll take your callers the next hour. Yeah, and let us know your favorite Halloween candy.

Fighters. I'll go hang myself. All right. You guys are the greatest audience in the history of audiences. Agreed. The creepos are the best. Fuck all the rest. Thank you guys.

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