The Creep Off - Episode 234: A Club of Foot

Episode Date: October 14, 2024

This week Karl & Vinnie head down to dixie to make their nominations for the biggest creep from the "Yellow Hammer" state of Alabama: Karl’s Cop Cam features a chilling drag racing accident that leaves two dead, and a woman who refuses to accept her role in the tragedy. Plus, in the Scum Parade we discover the bizarre tales of a small-town amateur photographer, a 32-year-old witch, and a peculiar "superhero" who shoots websThe score is currently Vinnie 2 - Karl 2, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: ‘Mayberry’s photographer’ was beloved for his snaps of small-town life — then he was charged with felony peeping | The IndependentMan who dressed like a superhero sentenced for sex crimes | News | kezi.comDismembered body, cooked body parts found at NKY home leads to woman’s arrest: KSP (wkyt.com)Abusive killer tortured pet hamsters to death - before chopping wife into 200 pieces - Mirror OnlineWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

You're listening to the Carl Network. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of thing. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Goon, go on now.

The Disgusting Degusting, vomit-inducing thing Ola Creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, by creeps. For you creeps out there. I'm your host.

My name is Vinny. Exelsior. True believers. And I got to welcome my co-host. Hot Cucca, Caryl! What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Happy Bills Monday and Super Chat Monday. A very exciting day here.

Whoa. We're just going to take a step back here. And I'm going to ask you, how the fuck do you think you're going to let Bill's Monday encroach on Super Chat Monday? I will explain it to you because this weekend I went to a Buffalo San Francisco. neighbors gave of my father. And when I went to my parents home to pick him up, my mother had a gift for me. She said, Carl, I got a shirt for your dad. I got a shirt for your brother. I got one for you too. She opens up the Amazon bag and pulls out. This shirt says, real women love football. Smart women love the bills. And I said, Mom, that's the funniest shirt you've ever purchased

for me. And she freaked out because it's the wrong shirt. It's not what she intended to buy me. She was very embarrassed and upset about it. And I said, no, no, no, you don't understand. This is the greatest shirt you could have possibly purchased for me. Thank you very much. What a weird way to come out to your parents. What a weird way. What an insane shirt this is.

It's, it's, oh, sure, four women, but it's definitely like a men's size. It doesn't make any sense. I was looking at that. And for a minute, I wasn't going to give you shit because I assumed it was for, like, a charity. Yeah, right. And I looked to the bottom. Smart women love the bills, please. women who like to get thrown through tables like the bills.

So that's how we're celebrating today. God, you're a dork. I'm with Chad. All right. Well, after you drag everything down, I want to welcome everybody who are watching the show live. This is the creep off. For those of you who don't know, it's a contest.

Carl, explain to the people the rules. Yeah, so every single week, Mondays at 1 o'clock if you want to watch it live, Vinnie and I compete to find the biggest creep in a different category, in today's category is the state of Alabama. Anyone who lives in or is from the state of Alabama, you can choose to be your creep. We both present our stories

and then you find folks, the listeners and viewers, go to the creepoff.com and vote for who you thought brought the bigger creep that week. Once somebody wins five, they win the round and the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. The score right now

is Carl 2. Vinnie won. I need three more to win. Vinnie needs four more to win this round. We're in round 28, I believe. Okay. And last week we did the creepiest real estate agent. Yes. Here to let us know who's getting the point this week.

It is the lovely. Danny, Danny, read in results, oh, dandy. Please won't you post that fanny all over the Patreon. Danny, Danny, that body's so uncanny. Boy, smooth like lamb and shandy. Oh, yeah, she's my creep girl. Oh, La Cripo's. Happy Super Chat Monday, Danny.

Happy Super Chat Monday. How are you celebrating the Super Chat Monday today? I'm not doing anything today, but yesterday I got to go to my first comedy show. Okay. All right. We can talk about that. I just want to say that's very rude to not celebrate Super Chat Monday, but I'll let it slide. You're supposed to say give you guys money.

That's one way to celebrate. That's the best way. Give you guys money. Danny, who did you go see it? perform comedy? Ryan Long. Oh, I love Ryan Long. He's great.

First comedy show ever, huh? Yeah, first ever. How come you've never been to a comedy show before? You don't like laughing? I don't know. Is that why you're a fan of this show? Because you don't like laughing? Must be.

No, I love it. How was Ryan? Was he good? Oh, yeah. He was perfect, amazing. He did a lot of his material that he hasn't done yet, so it was really exciting. I wish there'd be a comedy coming in Rochester

that could get a guy like Ryan Long coming to town. That'd be cool. Working on it. All right. Working on it. Let me ask you this question. How many times did he ask you to stop talking in the front row? I didn't talk. I was seriously like the whole time just laughing. Oh, she's a good audience member. I like that. That's a good audience member

right there. All right. Is he a hot guy to you? Are you attracted to Ryan Long? I mean, he's not unattractive. Definitely not. That's a weird answer. He's not unattractive. That's how women describe me. I don't know.

He's cute. No, they don't. No, they do not. I've never heard a woman say he's not unattractive. I've never heard that once. I got to get my Wikipedia page up there, I've heard. Sure. I've heard.

Yep. Oh. Yeah, there's a lot of different reactions, Danny. Mostly noises, Danny. Really, it was just mostly noises like cartoon. You know how to go through all of them stuff. It's enough. he pulls off a nose ring really well or an adult man you know okay that's an

interesting compliment but i'll go on with that yeah maybe you need a nose ring to distract from the rest of you carl oh man just how we're doing this today it's just a suggestion from a friend what do you get mad of me for all i do is try to help you improve your life you haven't got your glasses changed in ten years over ten years well over ten years here i am just trying to be a pal I appreciate it, buddy. So let's find out the results from last week. Danny, lay him on us.

All right. It was a bloodbath this week. Oh, boy. We got 71% of the vote and creepiest real estate agent and Benny Winnie this round. Woo! Carl fucking hates me. Who cares what Carl likes.

I didn't play that, but it made me happy. Good job, good job. I liked that. All right. Well, Vinny wins this round. We're tied up two to two. You know what else that means? It means I've got to start bringing it.

It also means... One more for the good guys. I'm so happy. I'm tied up. I was really worried, Carl. You were out of the gate of this round. You were coming at me, but now it's a competition. It is.

This week's going to matter. everybody now we're down to a best of three series for this round yep so uh danny you can follow her at danny desolation we appreciate you as always little lady k doing well she's good super close about four weeks out i heard so all right we'll see you next week unless uh something unfortunate happens like a baby is born hopefully i'll be here all right sounds good thanks danny later i really hate that, Danny. She's just the worst results girl we've ever had. Oh, she's still here. She's still

here. I don't know if you saw that. I thought she was God. I thought she took her off the... Hey, Danny. Good to see you. Hi. Yep. I think Danny is fantastic. She's the worst. Are you kidding me with that? 70% of the fucking vote. Are you... It's not her fault. It's not her fault. I know, but she can always lie if she wanted

to. She could change the score. You know? Like, Mike Pence was supposed to do that too. You know? Can't she pull a for us and change the results. You're going to get people trying to lynch her. You're going to get people trying to hang her. Yeah, right.

If you keep this up. If you keep up this talk. They're all team daddy. All right. Let's talk about Super Chat Monday because Chris Primer is here to get it started. Let's start a rally. Chris Primer. Thank you very much for the $8 or $10.

I think it was $8. Thank you, sir. Appreciate that. Would thanks, likes to thank us for not green landing ourselves. Thank you for the two bucks. No, Koof is changing it up here. Still the same message, but changing up the wording. Appreciate that.

Thank you, Koof. Hunter Duke, thanks for the 499, under her two weeks until Detroit Steeltoberfest. Carl is it true? You whistle zippity duda all the time. Vote Vinny. I whistle it out of my asshole. That's how happy I am to be going back to Detroit. He's referring to that show.

He's referring to a very special bonus episode of Subredit Surfing, Cardiff, myself little jimmy the lip and looney tunes critic did yesterday okay we watched uh song of the south oh yes the absolute original version of it not the the stuff that you can't get anymore nice so we get a rumble how fun is rumble huh dude i gotta tell you it it's the best thing we've done for that show youtube was just fucking us up all the time and now we're just in it for the fun nice so it's getting silly over there if you find it you find it if you don't you know go fuck your mother uh hamilton burger thanks for the two dollars canadian nose ring until winning around put it on the wheel even if it's one of those fake ones that you just have to wear that's

even worse i'm not i'm not gonna get a nose ring but you'd get the fake one you'd have to wear the fake stupid what i don't think i don't think i don't think i'm gonna do that really not for this show you wouldn't embarrass yourself that much for this show car right okay correct i'd rather dress in blackface and go to a uh an urban movie theater get a nose ring Wow, okay All right Put another wheel

Put another wheel Die Hard 3 at the movies All right Carl Yes I guess it's tied for a competition Ring the Bow Let's stop this shit

You won Do you go first You're presenting the creepiest man From Alabama I can't believe We haven't done this yet Well I've been saving Alabama Until the time when I was annoyed

At the state And that would be right now Because I have to fly there This Friday For my brother-in-law's wedding Oh wow okay well you're really getting around which is why when i sent you a text message i said uh hey carl we could either do creepiest guy from albama or creepiest brother-in-law your choice right brother-in-law's

a little harder everyone's probably a brother-law yeah but if we did creepiest brother-in-law in alabama i got you beat all right all right well my creep today his name is lamb long it's a unique name i'm gonna show you a picture of him everybody okay that's lamb long is lamb really his first name L-I-M. Now, he is Vietnamese and African-American. His father was a Vietnam veteran, and the woman he impregnated and married while serving

is his mother. Got it. Okay. Yeah, so he was born in Vietnam, raised in Alabama from a baby, baby. He was born over there, but they brought him over here. He's a complete loser, Carl. In January of 2008, let me sum this up for you.

He was living in a trailer with this woman and their three kids. Are there other options in Alabama? You're making it seem like this is a bad thing that he's living in a trailer with a fat woman. I think that's really the only option. I rescued the one skinny one. You've been to Alabama.

You know, this works. You know what? When I'm in Alabama, I'm the best-looking person in Alabama. I believe that. Unless my wife goes. It's very rude to say, by the way. Don't vote for many if you like Alabama. Okay.

So that's their thing. Three kids. Well, there's actually four. See, there's Ryan, he's three, Hannah Long, Lindsay Long, and little Danny long. Now, Ryan's three, Hannah's two, Lindsay's one, and Danny is four months. Jesus, they don't waste any time at all, do they? No, they do not. So as you could imagine, when the trailer is a rockin, don't come a knockin at the long household. His relationship was not great either, Carl. His girlfriend, their Q, I think that's how you would say her name, K-I-E-U. I can't imagine

getting along with a woman who's been pregnant for the last four years of her life. I can't imagine that it's probably pretty miserable. They also had a lot

of other stresses on the relationship. Hurricane Katrina destroyed the town they lived in. And they had to move out of Alabama for about a year.

They came back. And during that one year that they spent in Georgia, it was not good for them. You see, Kou Fan, that's her name, said that their relationship

soured because Long went and found himself, Lamb went and found himself a girlfriend on the side and started, you know, using crack cocaine. Ah, a little Georgia peach on the side, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, good for him. She said after Long was fired from his restaurant job,

he didn't really seem too excited to find work. He was more excited to do crack, you know, stay out all night and borrow money from everybody all over town. Nice. So he's a fun guy. He likes to have a good time. He's enjoying life. He likes to laugh and have a good time.

I'll give him that. On January 7, 2008, after an argument with the slam piece, Lamb went to visit Q at the nail salon she worked at. And he says to her, hey, baby, I need some gas money, you know, for the family van and said he was going to take care of the kids today. I'll take care of the kids today. Give us some gas money. And she gave him her last $31. And he was gone.

For getting gas, of course. Yeah. Well, Q stated that after Lamb left the salon, she tried repeatedly to reach him by telephone but was unsuccessful. You see, she came home from work, and he and the kids were not there, Carl. Around 7 p.m. that evening, she finally spoke to him on the cell phone and told him that he had left the kids with somebody else, a woman named Kim. By 9 p.m. when they didn't return, she went to the police, and she started frantically going to all the neighbor's house doing a house-to-house search. This created a media firestorm because these kids were missing for days. Oh, okay.

everyone over the across the state was looking for these fucking kids i'm guessing he brought them to disneyland or disney world no he was just there going no i gave him to kim like he showed back up oh okay he showed up and like the cops are questioned him a lot and he's like oh i gave him to kim and like well who the fuck is kim he's like oh i do crack what do i know hmm like that's the way he played it okay so how did that work for him well carl they took him into custody and when they took him into custody. They brought him into the jail and he stuck to his story for a very long time. They could not get this guy to budge. And they threw him into a cell and eventually he said, let me talk to a detective. A detective came by. He says, can you bring Q back here? Let me just talk

to her and then I'll talk to you guys. So, Q comes back there and she says, hey, listen, I just want you to know, they're not going to find the kids because they're all dead. Oh, boy. And according to her testimony, she said, he could not stop laughing. All right. He is fucking laughing. In her face, the detectives testified. They watched this woman through cameras drop to the ground on her hands and knees, bawling, screaming, crying with him standing over there laughing.

Now, it turns out what he did once he got that 31 bucks was a crack. And he went to this bridge, Carl. This bridge right here. That's a big tall bridge right there. Yeah, 100 feet above the Gulf of Mississippi. Uh-huh. And one at a time. No to Wired Christian.

He did not make a wish. Diving lessons for the kids. That's really thoughtful of him. might be Olympian someday. Nope. No? No. Because,

no, they all died. They all died from a one of them drowned, but three of them died from blunt force trauma from hitting the water. Like a four-month-old really doesn't hold up well to things like that. You got to point your toes and go down vertically. That's really the key. Try telling kids that things like that. They never learn.

So here's some fun facts, Carl. Ryan's body was discovered on January 13th, approximately 16, miles from the bridge. Danny's body was discovered on January 12th in a marsh area, approximately 12 miles from the bridge. Little Lindsay was discovered on January 15th, about 18 miles, past the border in Mississippi. Oh, it sounds like she won the race then. Wrong. Impressive, huh? Little Hannah is the winner. Oh, yeah? Hannah was discovered on January 20th, approximately 144 miles from the bridge. All right, yeah. In Louisiana. Well done. So, uh, he originally pled guilty, and they He said, well, even if you plead guilty, you're still going on trial because you're up for the death penalty.

So he said, okay, I'm not guilty. He went to trial and, uh, well, guess what, guys? It got good news. He was sentenced to death. Yay. I guess. I mean, so. Sounds like he took care of a problem he was having.

Well, he murdered four children. Right. That was the problem. He murdered a baby. Those are the problems. And then like one of those kids wasn't his remember. It's hard to have four kids and be a crack addict. I'm just saying.

You got to prioritize. All right. Well, in January 2018, Carl, 10 years after the killing happened, Lamb's attorney, a guy by the name of it, I shit you not, Greg Hughes. Oh, I know that guy. Yeah. Filed a motion citing a significant adaptive functioning deficit. Lam's defense claimed he was ineligible for execution due to an intellectual disability. Experts with the prosecution defense found that Lamb did have an intellectual disability, therefore they reduced his sentence to life in prison, which pissed off. fucking everybody. Even the goddamn judge was bad. They brought it back in for the resentencing. And the judge said you richly deserve to die for this, sir. I want you to know that. You

deserve to be dead. But I have to uphold the law. Who are you to make such judgments, Your Honor? Who are you? Either way, the judge upheld the law. He used to be in jail till he dies. And by the way, fun fact about Alabama, the jails are ranked to be the most dangerous in America so fingers crossed fuck you uh lamb long my creep this week very good viny that's a fun story just a lot of fun what a fun tale yeah it's like a wish you'd well you've told us today you went too well i also brought an alabama man i want to be just like alabama man my alabama man is named jeremy tremaine williams

Now, let me start where the story begins. They find the body of a five-year-old girl named Kamari Holland in an abandoned house in Phoenix City, Alabama. And if you want to pull up the photo of young Kamari Holland, this is a five-year-old girl. They found her body in this abandoned home. And earlier that day, her mother, Christy Sipple, reported her missing. So the police found her, and fortunately they had a suspect, and they made an arrest very quickly. Police were said to have zeroed in on surveillance of the intersection around the house, quickly identifying a suspect. Then 37-year-old Jeremy Williams was arrested the same day as the five-year-old's disappearance and promptly charged with the murder of Kumari Holland.

He reportedly used to live at the Phoenix City address where the little girl was found. She had been strangled to death. So Jeremy Williams. Carl, Carl, can ask you a question? Yeah, please. And I'm dead serious. Yeah. What the fuck is the point of playing the true crime clip with the guy fucking talking so slow and so terribly?

It's sinister, isn't it? No, it makes me hate you. It makes me sound really serious. I fucking hate that kind of true crime. It is the worst. And you bringing it out of this show. It sounds real serious, doesn't it? Aminous music and stuff in the background?

And then the little girl was found strange. Like, you could just hear this dude fucking cranking it. Like, in the background, it's just... And he uses an avatar in the video. It's not great. Casey Day? It's very similar, yes, unfortunately. So why couldn't you just write down a sentence to say that?

Because it's a multimedia presentation that I'm presenting to you today. Vinny, I have photos of the victim. I have clips from other shows and newscasts. I have family members talking about it. It's called a multimedia presentation It keeps people engaged You just read paragraphs and paragraphs And tell a story card

I try to wake people up After you're done presenting your snooze fest My snooze fast That's my job And then the girl's body was found In the corner of the room Police began an investigation And soon they discovered

That Jeremy Williams was the culprit to blame All right So Jeremy Had this was a old house, this abandoned house. So that wasn't very smart of him to murder Michael Myers. Because they immediately went like,

hey, I wonder if it was this guy who knows about that house. The day Jeremy came home. Also, Jeremy has a bit of a sort of past, you might say. Jeremy Williams had a history. On August 1st of 2021, Jeremy Williams was arrested in Muskogee County

on charges of simple battery family violence and third degree cruelty to children. Two misdemeanors that he pled not guilty to Jeremy Williams was accused of dipping a three-year-old boy's body into a pot of boiling water from the waist

obviously causing the child serious burns. This guy's a problem. What? In 2009, he was charged with grabbing a three-year-old boy and dunking him in boiling water. Does he better than cleaning the diaper yourself? That's true. That does take care of things.

Very quickly. A three-year-olds harder diapers either. That's a big pot to fit a three-year-old in. Yeah, that's a good point. So he's not a great guy. In fact, because of this incident with Kamari found dead and him being the suspect in this case, they actually, he used to live in Alaska with his then girlfriend on an Air Force base. And this happened. Authorities in North Pole, Alaska confirmed in News 3. They are investigating the 2005 death of Naudia Trinise Williams, Jeremy Williams, one-month-old daughter. yes his one month old daughter died from blunt force trauma did he throw her off a bridge too back at 2005 and he said i didn't do it and they went all right that's fine because that's how alaska rolls they're like you can't tell us the truth no i didn't okay oh he did that in alaska wrong state that starts with a can't use that one folks that's just his history that's not what we're talking about in this specific case here obviously so this is crazy because the night before This little girl was murdered. This guy was hanging out with his other chick, and this is bizarre.

We start tonight with breaking news. We're learning disturbing new details about a new sexual assault case involving the man accused of killing a five-year-old Phoenix City girl. Now, according to a Columbus police incident report obtained by Newsleader 9, a 31-year-old woman claims Jeremy Williams sodomized her the night before Kamari Holland's body was found. The woman told police, it happened at Williams' home on Dozier Street on December 12th. According to the report, Williams called the adult victim by Kamari's name during the assault and told her he had taught a five-year-old how to have oral sex. The following day, Kamari's mother reported her missing. She was found that night in a vacant home previously occupied by Williams. Now, I know you're very distracted over there, so let me just recap.

No, I was listening. Oh, we just heard. I was listening. He was telling this woman that he was Sadamizing at the time and calling this woman, this little girl's name, that he had taught this five-year-old girl how to perform oral sex. Oh, yeah.

Because that's what turns out a lady. Let him know, hey, I get other bitches too, you know. Yeah, and they do it better. Yeah, I taught them right. Yeah, why don't you learn a thing or two? Why don't you listen? So the mom here, who obviously called in this missing person report

and then found out that her daughter was dead in his house, she's pretty sad about it. Coping. I'm making it. The media's making me look like I'm evil person, but I'm not. I'm a mommy, and I did not have nothing to do with this. Is that what you would say if your daughter was found dead? I didn't have nothing to do with this. I mean, the media is saying I might have, but I didn't. And absolutely be exactly what I would say if I was a black person at Alabama. That's a white woman. Is it? Yes. Although the father of Kamari is black. And it's interesting because she has- The cops are just awful down. she's actually been charged with abuse of a fetus in the past she was using drugs while pregnant and so she was charged that she's a bit of a drug addict okay this woman and there was a

relationship between the mother and the suspect Jeremy Williams not that they were in a sexual relationship but it seems it was probably drug related like this guy was selling drugs she likes doing drugs so they got to know each other right that oh well you know common interests Yes. So, unfortunately... It wasn't a Tinder matchup, as what you're trying to tell me. Unfortunately, the mother Christy was pretty desperate for money, and she might have sold something she shouldn't have.

On December 28th, Christy was arrested at the Circle K on Victory Drive at around 1 p.m. With the help of federal agents, according to recent court records, Christy Sipple and Jeremy Williams came to an agreement to sell or rent out Kamari for sexual abuse. use means. Oh, so the bob was just like, yeah, my five, everyone who gives good, I'm sure you can take her for the night, uh, 40 bucks. Does that sound reasonable? I'll go 35. That's fine. She sold her five-year-old daughter to a man to have sex with him. What do you think about that,

Benny? I think that is one of the most detestable things in the world. And if that woman was your creep, I might vote for you. The father had custody of this kid. This is how bad of a mother she has. The father had custody. Yeah, you have to be a real piece of shit. He came out and said she's a monster. A real mother protects him would die for her children. Christie is a monster.

My family and I will continue to wrestle with the loss of losing our angel Kamari. We will ask that you continue to make your news about her and the justice she deserves. That's what he told WRBL down there in Alabama. So this gets worse because we find out about the charges against Jeremy here. Actually, no, this is the charges against Christy. Okay. Russell County Sheriff Heath Taylor said she's been charged with murder during the course of kidnapping, murder during the course of rape, murder during the course of sodomy, and human trafficking.

And a human trafficking warrant obtained by WRBL states that Christy, on or about December 13th of 2021, did knowingly subject another person to labor servitude or sexual servitude. She did agree with another person to pay her for sexual intercourse and sodomy with her minor child. So she was found guilty of selling the daughter for sex. Did they execute her? See what happened with our buddy Jeremy who murdered her?

It's also alleged that Jeremy Williams may face charges of capital murder, kidnapping, capital murder during rape, capital murder during sodomy, and production of child pornography. Oh, he's filmed it. And to top it all off, I also heard a rumor

that Williams is being charged with abuse of a corpse as well That is correct. You are correct, sir. It turns out that not only did he F a 5-year-old to death, but he didn't stop after she died. He was still going at it.

And jurors found Williams guilty of one count each of sodomy, sexual abuse of a child less than 12, production of obscene material involving a child, human trafficking, and abuse of a corpse. He was sentenced to the death penalty. And that's where he's at now.

Oh, well. On old death row in Alabama. Well deserved. And Gartner fan, I don't appreciate you trying to stir up this kind of trouble. He says, John, I'm not saying Shulie knew this guy. Oh, shit. I think they were friends. I think he's wearing this guy's t-shirt.

Oh, no. And one of his shows, if I'm not mistaken. That's fucking heinous, Carl. So that is my creepiest creep from Alabama. Jeremy Williams. Please go vote. it's the creepoff.com. Yeah, the voting is up now.

You can go vote right this very second, but don't do that because we got a great rest of the show for you. Oh, I actually have a doozy for Carl's cop cam. Does that mean it's time for Carl's Cockcam? Let's do it. I got it. Hold on. Boom.

I can't wait to see Carl's Cockcam. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me, Carl's Cop Cam? Lose all your rights. ruin your life Okay, this one's a little different. It's a little different than the ones that we've watched in the past.

This is pretty gruesome. If you're not into that sort of thing, I think we have a disclaimer to be the end of the show. We didn't today. Hold on. Yeah, let's hit it. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups.

You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of thing. This is from Vickas who sends this in. I appreciate Vickers for sending us this video. He sent me a subreddit that just had a clip of it, but I went and found the source material to present to us a car accident and a very brutal car accident. Go ahead and start with my clip number one. Okay. I hate looking at car accidents.

I like looking at drunks better. After witnessing a horrific crash, witnesses say they approached the white vehicle and found one passenger to be seen. severely injured but alive. Bystanders pulled her out of the car while it was on fire, likely saving her life. She would not have been able to do this on her own due to her injuries, which included a broken ankle, broken backbones, and two broken ribs. She also suffered from a deep laceration caused by the seatbelt into her stomach, exposing her intestines underneath her shirt. The driver of that same vehicle was able to get out on his own and sustained minor injuries. Okay. So one of the cars caught up fire, we're going to see that in a minute.

The other car was split in half, Vennie. Yeah, let's take a look at this. Their next priority is to check on the occupants of the red vehicle. The damage is plainly obvious, as the red vehicle was struck with such a force that it was ripped into two pieces. Is everyone out? Do you think everyone's out here? There's one in here. Oh!

Look at that. Okay. That car is ripped in two pieces Two in here You had a driver And one of the back seat Is that a horrific seat or what Fiddy?

That's the shit that they They tell you about When you're going to be a car Like you're going to see some fucked up shit You're going to be scraping people's faces Off of the sidewalk Every now and again

Correct That's what's happening here The next clip is going to give us A little breakdown Of what actually happened I saw the breakdown all right okay officers gathered information and got most of the story put together the individuals in the red car dalton and taylor were struck by the white car driven by leon bond the

third with his twin sister siana in the front passenger seat their older sister camille lichet dennis bond was driving alongside them in a separate and seemingly uninvolved black vehicle with her best friend in the passenger seat lynn lynn was the one to make the 911 call at the beginning of this video After the crash, Camille stopped down the street in the middle of the road and ran towards the accident on foot. According to court testimony, Camille got out of the car so fast, she forgot to put the car in park, but Lynn noticed and did it for her from the passenger seat. Officers quickly realized this may be a criminal investigation involving multiple fatalities and that extreme speeds were likely involved. Accordingly, they quickly identify Camille as a key person of interest. Officers will eventually obtain video evidence of the crash itself to further support Camille's

involvement. We will go over that footage later in this video. Okay. So they're thinking that maybe there was some speeding involved. I don't know if you notice when you rip a car in two pieces, you have to make a pretty hard impact on that. It's hard to do that at 55. It's very difficult to do that. Sam Eager. Not as hard as you think, but... Can't do that at 55. Yeah. Let's learn more about the victims in this before we learn more about Camille and her brother. Oh, don't tell me nice things about them. We're driving so fast. Don't tell me nice things about them. Why are you doing this to me today? Here, Camille is immediately placing blame on the other driver.

She doesn't hesitate to use profanities towards Taylor, who she incorrectly believes was driving the red car. Okay. 45-1-22. There's going to be two 10-702s. Officers unfortunately discover the two individuals in the red car, Dalton Lee Ford and Taylor Nicole Garza, have been killed in the crash. The couple was 22 years old. They had plans to celebrate Easter with their families that morning. Now, look at this victim right here on the right. She's giving me some pumpkinhead vibes right here.

So Tiffany Amhertheson vibes. Very cute girl. It's those dimples, man. She is a very cute girl. And unfortunately, she was riding with her boyfriend to their parents' house, one of their parents, celebrate Easter when they got in this horrific crash and died on the scene. the police officers were trying to take a pulse they were going to try to get them out of the vehicle

and then they realized not they can just go right with the car right to the scrap yard bringing the tow truck we're going to need a flatbed going to need a flat bed for this one folks all right so she doesn't look that fat so this was people saying she's fat

I'm just fucking with you Carl was a joke so this Camille woman you heard her saying fuck that bitch talking about these victims. Yeah. And so this is crazy.

After an accident just occurred, my clip number five to say this. Camille is an awful person, isn't she? She's not the best. Your car is so bad. It's not her. She's dead. If she dead, that's all I need to know. I have no idea.

Well, she better be here. She's not, I'm stucking on the fucking head. I'm going to my car. I'm going to my car. Why don't we wait here for a second? No. I don't think you're able to drive. Yes, I have.

she just said is she dead she better be or i'm going to stomp her head was this in alabama as if so i like to change my creep no shit this is nuts this is not the way you behave after a crazy accident like this now remember she wasn't in the accident her brother was in the white car that's on fire drove into that red car that's in two pieces and they're out of the car right they're alive and fine correct the um the pieces of shit that caused the whole thing camille the young the younger sister of Camille, that was the one who had a bunch of broken bones and her

stomach was ripped open and intestines were popping out, but she's going to be okay. They get to the hospital. So you can tell Camille is a problem. The police recognize this and it's time to place old Camille under arrest, I would say. I am

not loving. You could ask today, we're going to go 10.15 Who is your first name? Camille. Okay, Camille. Here's what's going to happen is we're going to be placing you under arrest for criminal vehicle or operation. How? Well, you were racing your brother. No, I was not.

So here's what we're going to do. We have to examine all of our phones and that type of stuff. So, like I said, we can go two ways. If we have to put you in handcuffs, we're going to, but we're going to take you back to our station to talk to you. Nobody was racing. We were going 65. Okay. Okay.

She says they're going 65. And a 50. Okay. As it says on the screen there. Why? Okay. Here's my question. What led them to believe that they were racing?

Do they have other witnesses who saw them doing it? Correct. In fact, in fact, I don't have this in the clip, but they were in a residential neighborhood before this, and they were racing around, and they stopped, and a woman ran over to them and said, it's Easter, there's children out playing. Can you please not drive so fast?

And they said, fuck you and sped away. So she was going to call 911, but she didn't have the plates correct. But then later, when she saw this news happen, she called the police and let them know. So they've been racing around all morning. these two all right and you celebrate the resurrection that's one way to do it it's fun not in residential neighborhoods though i can't drive 65 so let's find out why she's getting arrested viny she

has it all figured out okay whoever told you that is lying and i'm just going to say like this whoever told you who said that most likely it's probably white and i know it is okay so camille's immediately playing the race card. It's white people just try to stick it to me. That's what they're always doing because I'm black. It's how they treat us. Well, that's an unfortunate defense to take here. So this woman's 19 years old and they show that she's already had three speeding tickets.

And they go through and show the documentation along with the speeding tickets where she's argumentative, argumentative I should say with the police every single time talks about, oh, you just pulled me over because I'm black. and all this kind of shit. So she's always the victim and always a problem. The last I saw, she was just threatening to stomp the head of someone. Who's already dead?

Yeah. Who'd already just die to the car crash? So uncooperative might be one word I would use to describe her. I would plowed into this car. Call her a fucking crazy bitch is what I would call her. Yeah, she is actually crazy. That is very true. We're going to find that out.

But my next, this is fucking horrific. We get the handcuffs out for her in this one. Good. I appreciate you telling me all that type of stuff. So like I said, our process is this. Please don't do that. I'm already black and it already looks bad enough. It has nothing to do with race, man. We have two people that are dead right now caused by an accident. Because she gas on it. Okay. That has nothing to do with me and my brother.

We were not, we were not speeding. What do you not understand? You know what the speed limit is? Yes, it's 55. We were going 60. It's not my problem that she would have to be a show bitch and try to beat us. That's not my problem. You placing me under arrest for something that we did not do. We have digital dashes, bro. We're going to get all that. We have digital dashes. So, therefore, we were going 60.

So you don't have to help me. I have to because you don't understand. Okay, so here's what we're going to happen. No, I'm not, you're not placing me under arrest or anything. Okay, sorry. Please. Baby, I love you. I love all of you guys.

Stay there. Please, please, baby. You're going to be in handcuffed in a minute if you don't say over there. So I love the idea that, look, officer, I'm sorry to break the news to you, but you're not going to arrest me. The Jedi mind trick. A lot of people try this. I have not seen it work yet. Yeah.

Doesn't mean you shouldn't try it, though. Yeah. And usually they're way drunker than this. Oh, yeah. This woman's not drunk. She's just crazy. Drunk engineer. I want to comment on this because I'm going to stand corrected here.

The beauty of vitties slamming Alabama cops would be racist followed by this video. Yes. Smiley face. All right. Funny how that works out. All right. So my clip number nine, we're going to find out what the charges were for Camille. And Camille was also charged six months after the crash with charges surrounding her direct involvement by drag racing.

During that six month period before her arrest, Camille got pulled over and charged for driving on a revoked license. Her license was revoked due to her failing to address her three previous speeding charges. She then got another speeding ticket that listed her going 59 miles an hour in a 35 mile an hour zone, 24 miles over the speed limit. In that pullover, she stated she was going downhill as the reason she was traveling so fast. In October of 2021, she was issued an arrest warrant and faced two counts of third-degree murder, two counts of criminal vehicular homicide, one count of criminal vehicular operation resulting in great bodily harm and one count of careless driving. What's sad here is just judging by this attitude, it's going to take a lot for Camille as a human being to fucking realize what she did. No, I don't think she does.

I honestly don't think she even realizes it. And I mean, I don't know where she's at now. I don't know what's going on with her now. But I mean, people are fucking dead. They're fucking dead because you're driving like a lunatic. Young, attractive white people, but I, it's not just people. It's a pretty hot piece of ass we're talking about here. You better stop.

What? You better stop with that. All I'm trying to say is this shit is fucking beyond disgusting. And I'm glad you play this. Be careful out there, people. All right, so let's find out more about what these speeds were. Because she claimed they were going 65. It was 60.

They had the digital cams. We're going to find out what was going on with this, right? Mm-hmm. The report indicated Leon and his sister Camille, who was traveling alongside him, were going 114 miles per hour just five seconds before the crash. 64 miles over the posted 50-mile-an-hour speed limit. Court documents also indicated Leon and Camille were over three football fields away, when Dalton and Taylor started to take the turn.

They traveled roughly three quarters of a mile after taking off from the intersection before crashing. Her and her brother's vehicle were traveling between 93 and 106 miles an hour, before Leon's vehicle struck Dalton and Taylor. The day after her arrest on October 29, 2021, Camille posted a $75,000 non-cash bond, which came with conditions that notably did not exclude her driving privileges, allowing her to drive despite the seriousness behind her case. months after her release on bond. Court records indicate she got in a car accident where she claimed another driver was at fault. Can you fucking believe that? Camille, you kind of suck.

You suck it driving, Camille. I like that she blames gravity for going too fast. That's a fun reason why that would happen. I mean, your car does at brakes, I would imagine. But also the fact that she gets let out on bond, non-cash bond, and is in a car accident two months later. Well, how is her driving privileges not revoked at this point? She already had her. license revoked. Her license was already revoked. Right. How is she allowed to drive and that's not part of the bond? That's a very good question. Very good question, Vinnie. God, I'm so glad I'm not a lawyer. Let's see how she behaved in court with all these charges she had. Oh my God, you have court clips. Dude, I'm going to tell you something one of these days. I'm going to start doing Vinnie's court cam.

Okay. Because Jesus fucking Christ, I've been to these now and they are infuriating. You know what show my wife's loving right now? I think it's called Jay. It's by the creators of cops. Okay. And it's just when people get to the precinct and they're being put into jail. Uh-huh. And she says it's nuts. It's one of the best shows.

I haven't watched it yet. All right. That might be something else. I'll bring the popcorn. Yeah. Bring the popcorn. We'll watch people get arrested. They'll watch them get booked and then we'll watch them in court.

Be fun. What a day. Hazzah. All right. Let's see what happened. They also shared that rules do not apply to Camille and that she will kill again. They referenced Camille's lack of remorse, pointing out that Camille turned to her mom, laughing and playing on her phone.

it was any other day during breaks in court testimony. Wow. So she's very flippant in court. She's just having a good old time. Have fun now. Well, you still can. Listen to this, 45 days after she was arrested for this, she posts on social media something about going drag racing again.

So she's really not comprehending what's going on here. The two people were killed because she was drag racing. There's a difference between not comprehending and not caring. Correct. Doesn't give a fuck. cannot possibly give a fuck in fact her best friend was in the passenger seat of her car and they stopped in an intersection at a light and rolled the windows down and the friend testified that they said let's see whose car can go faster and so from there they just took off and as you saw in that

diagram we're going 114 miles per hour down this road traveled three football fields in length and 100 miles an hour and over 100 miles an hour and then hitting that car you know how many intersections you're going through at that point? Yeah. No shit. There's be people who think that they can easily make a right in front of you and not realize that you're going that fast. All I could say, Cripo, stay safe out there.

Don't be one of these people. Don't be doing this shit, okay? All right. So my last clip here is the charges. Oh, good. Before sharing the sentencing, he told Camille directly. I think you're in deep denial about what exactly your role played in this event. For her third degree murder charges, she was sentenced with 100,

150 months for one and 180 months for the other, which would be served concurrently with her sentence for criminal vehicular operation, resulting in serious bodily harm, which amounted to 38 months. For the rest of her convictions, a sentence was not pronounced. Because all of her sentences run concurrently with each other, her total sentence is 180 months, or 15 years. In Minnesota, inmates must serve two-thirds of their total sentence, making her eligible for probation after 10 years. She was also permitted 10,7 days of jail credit. Her court fees were waived, but she was ordered to pay Dalton's mother nearly $30,000 in restitution, which would be deducted from prison wages and from pay she obtains while on probation. Using this information, having been sentenced in March of

2023, she will likely get out of prison at the tail end of the year in 2032 when she is 30 years old. Wow. How pissed is she going to be about paying $30,000 to a white woman? You think that's going to bother her a little bit when money gets taken out of her paycheck? I'm going to give it to this white woman over here. What the fuck? She snitched to get that money. Dude, that was fucking horrific. It's horrific.

The crazy part is her brother, who's the one who actually hit the car, was something like 20 days from turning 18. So he was 17 years old. So he was treated as a minor. And she's the one who's like, hey, let's see who's cars faster. Yes. So he was treated as a minor, never spent any time in jail, did probation. And at the age of 21 wiped clean. go on with your life fucking cannonball camille 15 years

audios good ridges so they're trying to change the laws in minnesota to make it so that you can be charges of an adult even if you are 16 or 17 years old and there's people in minnesota actually try to push it to be 21 for some reason Minnesota's fucking weird uh s what are the odds of her actually serving significant time i would say pretty good yeah she got about 10 years she's probably it says two thirds that's the law in minnesota if you're sentenced to that unless someone get you out but

yeah she got 15 years which i don't understand that concurrently shit so it's really just the one charge but still yeah 180 months in uh jail and you know what it's very possible she's not in her best behavior and doesn't get out after 10 years so we'll see well i hope she had fun on her mom's phone in court that was cool an idiot carl it's a little different carls cop cam i thought you'd find that interesting today that was interesting thank you for that vicus great job uh do we have some Super Chats on Super Chant Monday to when you get caught up on, I believe. Carl, of course we do. We're celebrating here today.

You guys are so generous. I love it. Here we go. Gashis says train wreck TV is gone. Yeah, I want to comment on that. I would love to too because I heard the story from Alex last night. Okay. What the fuck?

Why would you do that to them? Tell the story. And then I'll tell you what I know about it. Okay. All I know is according to the Oracle. So there might be parts I'm missing. but Helga and Lisa are not easy to get along with I know this

and they would yell at JJ and JJ was always mad at Helga they were always fighting it seemed like they even gotten to a big fight a week or two ago it was with JJ was arguing with Lisa about the fact that Lisa thinks Trump's gonna have all black people sent back to Africa

if he's elected as president and he's like where'd you hear about this he said it he's like when did he say that So they were having this crazy political conversation. Well, I'll take JJ's sign on that one. So either I said Helgar would a lot of it, but go ahead. Yeah, they're very out of it. But, I mean, you kind of signed up for that, dude.

You kind of signed up for these lunatics. Yes. I mean, if you're an extreme right-wing guy, and I'm not going to call you extreme, you're a very conservative guy, and you're just, they want to talk about politics and you're trying to be the counterbalance. Well, he's a huge Trump guy. He says he watches every single campaign rally, watches that, all of that. So I'm like, wow, you're really into it.

that because he says the same stuff you're watching the fucking bills game tonight same thing man sports now how dare you how dare you i denounce it so apparently in a retaliation to a fight or an argument jj posted a bunch of porn on their youtube channel including like changed the picture to like a chick given a blow job for the channel and i got the channel booted off that's what i know okay So I reached out to JJ when I saw that they were getting porn bombed Because I was actually going to play some clips from their show on WATP And I was going back to look for the episode and it was gone There were a lot of old videos still on the pages

The old Helga Man page This was Helga's page for many years It was before it was even train wreck, that reality show Whatever the show is She had all these videos up there A lot of them were still there But the new stuff was all gone And I saw the porn stuff

So I reached out to JJ and I said, hey man I don't know what's going on. Did your channel get hacked? Yeah, I don't know what's going on with their page, but it looks like they're getting porn bombed. You should take care of that. Or maybe I asked him if he did it.

I can't remember, but he came back and immediately said he had nothing to do with it. He was very defensive. I'm on the road right now. I can't. I'm not nowhere near a computer. I can't do anything. Like, okay, well, if you can get on there and fix it,

please do that. And then he says that they fired him and they changed the password and they must have hired someone else because he has no access to it. Oh, no. That was his stuff. happened? I don't know. I don't know. I heard somebody blaming JJ and you're telling me that his story is he didn't do it. He told me he didn't do it. I hope, I mean, whoever did it's a piece

of shit. I don't know why you would do that to these women. It's one thing to be like, if it was JJ, it's very possible than it was. If it was JJ, the guy felt wronged for all the time and effort he put into their show, didn't feel like he got anything in return. All right, well, counted as a loss and chucked up to a life learned lesson. And, let them have their channel and go about their way you don't have to nuke their channel i mean i actually i can't believe i'm saying this i feel bad for helga because she had so many years of videos and stuff archived on that channel that are just gone now yeah she doesn't she doesn't she doesn't have a pot to piss in in life i know they're they're not

doing the bladder stuff but helga doesn't how Lisa has the bucket but that is fucked up however it happened i'm very upset about that i don't like that it happened i don't know what happened i'm not going to accuse anybody i was told one thing i don't know if that's true or not i can you go to the live chat real quick i just want to see what people are saying yeah they might have more information than we do take this as a loss and move on okay so who knows who did it yeah you don't know yeah who knows who did it i want to know the important question was was it archived i doubt it never let emotions have a seat at the table yes um our chaos queen christie

says, was it a favor he was doing or did he plan to get paid? That is so crazy. That's a good question. He was working with him to get monetized. Maybe he thought there was going to be a paycheck in there someday. I don't know. Carl's Froston tips, thanks with the down-iron. Vinny, not Connie. Also, seriously, is S.J.

alive? That I don't know. We don't know if S.J.'s alive? I don't keep tabs on every day, so I don't know. I haven't paid attention in quite a while. Okay. Go back up, but you missed one there. I was kidding, on the Super Chats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That went above that.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I would like to comment on this. Shane M. $9,85. This is my man, the LSU fan. Scheduling a wedding during football season should be illegal. I know! And not only that, Shane M.

Listen to this shit. The wedding is on Sunday because they're all fucking college football fans. So they all got to watch fucking. Yeah. No fucking shit. I think you're going to say Friday night, which I'd be like, okay, There's only one game. No one cares. Friday night. That's fine. I'm flying in Friday. I got to go to a wedding rehearsal during the day Saturday. And then I got to do the wedding on Sunday and I'm flying back on Monday. I thought you were coming to Detroit straight from Alabama. You're flying back. No, I'm actually, I worked out, I caught a ride with a couple of our pals that are going. Oh, good. Yeah, it's all sad. I'll be riding in the, I'll be riding in the, I'll be riding with our pals Chris and Andy. Awesome. And Kaylee, too. Oh, Kaylee's running with him too. I believe so. Guys, I'll be coming up to Detroit together. I guess I get a little.

lift looking forward to that okay yeah i'm really mad about that that is the dolphins are playing the colts the dolphins are playing the colts at one noon their time so hopefully the game will be over with by the time of where i think the weddings are like five so whatever uh i wish john's mom lived near that bridge we all do j phoenix actually the dollar i die you know throw john's mom off the bridge come on i had you should have seen my dive it was perfect j loiter 10 bucks Alabama creeps finally a shooley episode we may have dropped the ball before that

j phoenix says missed out an easy win by not doing my shooley yeah neither of us thought of shooley what's up with us i don't know man we're actually looking for real creeps for some reason shooly go throw your kids off a bridge we'll talk yeah that's a good idea uh rock award b 2002 thanks for the five bucks camille is good to hit the goal early

yes you're not wrong okay yeah sorry j phoenix not put that one up not not not nice not great not nice i actually want to start pulling that clip from uh casino where joe peshy's like deniro's storming into the place because he wants to go scream at sharing stone and joe pashy's like be nice that's funny you'll be nice in here understand that's perfect carl's frosted tips member for eight months nice pride hat carl just do it connie looking good no homo also is s j's still alive fingers crossed trump 2024 Is there rumors that S.J. didn't make it through the weekend?

Is that what I'm hearing here? Well, the Giants lost last night. Who knows? Oh, shit. Vinnie Not Connie also seriously, S.J. Is S.J. That's where... Okay. Now we got it. Got it. Carl, it's time for some voicemails. All right.

The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse, the only place with negative electoral votes. See you in Syracuse. If only. Okay. Well, this one comes out to you, and I got to tell you, before I even play this, he already did, sir. He brought it today. Carl, this message is for you.

You really need to step up your creep game. Vinny's going to kill you this week, especially with that ice story you brought. That's not creepy. That's not creepy. Fucking kids is creepy. You really got to step up your game, man. Other than that, I will see you gentlemen at DabbleCon 3 if there's a date announced. So, thank you.

Fuck you. Bye. Oh, I brought it today, sir. Don't you worry. He's stepping up my creep game. DabbleCon 3. He did say DabbleCon 3. Well, we don't know if John's alive or not.

That's true. Don't bank on that. We don't know what's going to happen or not. But, you know, there is a red, there is a big date in red on our calendar in the other room. Whatever that's worth. wait what what what what are you talking about there's a joe man of reese coming to town no no there's a date in uh next year on the calendar is there really yes there is that i believe shulia and mark may have had a combo okay yeah you were probably going to get brought into it at some

point i'm sure all right so this one's this one's weird from toy story at a chinese restaurant there's a cat in my soup All right, now this is what it would sound like if he was gay. There's a dick in my butt. Why was that funny? I don't even know. I don't know, but we're both laughing. He really was having a good time the other night.

All right, all right. So this one's Woody from Toy Story, but it's the 1940s and he's an answer to him. He's talking to a man in a nice leather jacket. There's a Jew in my room. Oh, no. Why are you saying? What is going out with these voicemails? All right.

All right. Here we add on this. This is going to throw you for a loop. It's Jerry Seidfeld. But he's gay, right? Yeah. Oh, my God. You got coming my cashmeree.

Oh, crazy. Get it because he's gay. Okay. There's like four more. All right. I got one for you over here, Biddy. All right. Hey, Carl and Vinnie.

What? For a creep off. Don't come at me hard. Just wanted to let you know, Vinny. You're being a bit of a hypocrite. When you were wearing a cobra commander shirt, making fun of people with Joker shirts. What's your problem with that? You hang around with John too long?

Anyway, you're looking good, buddy. Keep losing weight. Thank you. Please. Maybe call me back so I can ignore you. Bye. will not. Yeah, last week we were talking about the Joker, and you were explaining you hate people

who like the character of the Joker from Batman. Well, there's a big difference between the Joker and Cobra Commander. Yeah, one of them is way more interesting. Cobra Commander is very one-dimensional. Yeah, Cobra Commander is fucking silly. Like, this shit's just fun. Cobra's great. It's a, I mean, do you know the origin of Cobra Commander in the original comic books?

I bet I did at one point, but I've definitely let that one go. He was like a multi-level marketing team guy. Oh, what a villain! I'm telling you. a stupid-ass story. If you sign up, you get your friends to sign up, and then they get their friends to sign up, you make all of that money.

Yeah, and then he eventually got himself a cool face mask and, you know, and ran a terrorist organization. Well, speaking to Joker, we did get some clarification on the Joker, too. Okay. Raised by snakes. Is that true? No. That was funny joke. Yeah. Hey, Lady Kay. I literally just finished watching the newest pre-ball episode.

I just want to say about the new Joker film. Yeah. dude it's so fucking bad it in fact it's musical if you haven't seen it yet and dude you know what's worse than just be it being a musical there's way too much singing and he's like forcing it fucking in man it's so bad and i think they like it seems like it's an implied like i'm not going to say the r word sexual assault on joker in like a shower it's like it's insane he really must have hated how that other film was taken for it to be like this man i'm telling you watch it uh thank you fuck you bye don't call me This movie's a fucking middle finger from Todd Phillips. It is. And I don't know if you heard Dick Masterson's take on it, but that's what he was most upset about. Not about the musical part.

Didn't even bring that up. He didn't like the Joker getting S-A'd in the prison. He thought that was definitely an F-U to all the Joker fans out there. I didn't care. He didn't care about this. By the way. I wished it was the Heath Ledger Joker. That's what I think.

Speaking of which, you know, they never pitched that scene to Jack Nicholson, I don't think. No. Definitely not. He wouldn't put up with that shit. Speaking of which, I message you because it was a few weeks ago now, that Dick had a very interesting guest on his show. Yes, I texted him about it. We're going to get this guy.

Oh, good. Yes. There's a guy who hosts a show that I thought Vinny must love called the newly ped game. So it's like one of these guys who gets in these conversations with pedophiles and convinces them he's a young girl or boy or something, lures them to come meet with them. But what he does is a fun twist on it is he asked them trivia questions. And if you get three out of five right, he won't call the cops. It's very funny.

What is the legal age in this state? Yes, that's one of the questions. They always know that answer. They always do. Well, I recently looked at this up. All right, I got another voice, now. Howdy Vinnie and Carl? Captain Blackbread here of the bigger black bread to your cast.

Like, there's more bread, not bread of your cast. But anyway, don't you hate it when you take a chick home that tied a cherry stem and a knot? with her tongue and then you bring her home and she ties your dick in a knot it's fucking excruciating right anyway that's that so call me back you're supposed to get a boner when it goes in her mouth sir that will stop her from doing that yeah how thin is it right okay got a category idea we victim blame here on a creep off and I love that so I think we should finally do creepiest victim if I trespass on Carl's property and I look inside the window and I see him masturbating.

I am both a creep and a victim and probably also scarred for life. Yeah. Thank you, Bucky, bye. Creepiest victim. That's good. That's pretty interesting. I don't know how I'd find. I don't know how I'd research that, but I like it.

Yeah. I mean, it's like someone would have to die doing something creepy or... Yeah, I mean, we could, we can figure it out. I'm doubted with that. I like that idea. I got another voicemail for us here. Please. Vinny.

Hey, Carl, I just got done listening to the creep off. I got two things. One, question, do you want to win the creep off? Yes, I'm trying to win. I assume you said yes. So when you're looking for your creep, right, there's a hierarchy of creepy things he could do, the highest of which is killing and or molesting children. Nobody cares about whores.

You're going to lose. I'm sorry to say, I voted for you, but you're going to lose this round. Anyway, second, the Joker two movie. is so terrible, nobody goes see it, they literally ass-raped the Joker, and then he gets stabbed and dies. Oh, jeez. Spoiler. Yeah, they're punishing you for liking a character,

and, uh, yeah, don't give them any money. For the wrong reasons. I love to show. I have any, and, uh, thank you, fuck you buy it, I think. Hey, bud. It reminds you of the most recent Batman movie, which was a pile of garbage, where he has to

realize that he's, he's promoting vigilantes and it's like it turns into this whole political message that's they're just beating over the head with and Batman has to be like oh I'm doing the wrong things I'm encouraging people to stick up for themselves and fight crime when really we need to get the government involved in those things they're the ones who do it best what was I thinking solid points solid points Carl I will not be seeing the Joker I will not be seen Joker 2 oh that should be a consequence have to watch Joker 2 and regular speed

well that'd be rough we've had I had to watch the last Jedi three times and I totally cheated because I watched it like faster the two other times well it's not really cheating you did the same thing I didn't do the same thing I didn't know you could do that oh you didn't think about it I watched cuties in real time I don't think you did I fucking did

I don't even think it was on your screen still scarred by it I don't even think it was on your screen stop it Carl I think that the voicemails are finished Yes. So that would make it time for a scum parade. Scum parade. Take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made. Scum parade.

Vinny and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit. Shee it. Scum parade. Like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad. Soaking up the blood of a cat. Scum parade. she Carl

Yes Mount Airy North Carolina A town made famous by the birth of the late great Andy Griffith rest his soul

what a class gentleman he was loved to sing now a beloved local retiree known as Mayberry's photographer This is the town

that Mayberry was based on Yes In the show This is his hometown Yes This is Mayberry The same way

fucking uh down here claims to be the city that uh it's a wonderful life was about inspired by yeah who says that oh there's a town here they say it's the original it's a wonderful life i didn't know that yeah but it's not it's just where frank capra was from and whatever so william robert curly he goes by robby here's a picture here's old robbie okay he got himself in a little bit of trouble you see he was caught using a hidden camera phone to see secretly capture upskirt photos of women in her underwear. He's 65 years old, and he's been a central businessman around Main Street there. People know him and love them in town.

Vinny, what separates a professional photographer from you and me? Because we all have cameras in our pockets. We got to take photos. People paying us. No. What? You have to look at the angles that people don't look for. You got to take photos of things in a way that normal people like you and me wouldn't even think about.

We've seen an attractive girl in a skirt. We think, I don't want to take a photo of her. to beat off two later this guy goes no you're doing this all wrong what you want to do is you want to get the angle from the ground and see what's doing this is what makes him a professional and that's what he did see he put the camera inside of a bag and he was just walking and doing the old school just trying to get it low enough and get the bag in the positioned right to see up the skirt and an unidentified woman was uh i believe the article says cognizant of what he was doing yes she became cognizant of it Yeah, and he was arrested at home early Tuesday morning

and one count of felony secret peeping and was released later that afternoon. Now, Curley's wife was, they called his house because I wanted to get a comment from him for, you know, the local paper down there in Mayberry. And Curley's wife answered the phone at the couple's home and politely, I love the South, declining to make her husband available for an interview.

She said, he's not in right now, but I don't think he'd want to talk to you anyway. Thanks for calling. Yeah, now's a bad time. I don't know if you know this, but he was just out as a peeping tom, and we don't really want to talk to a lot of press. Yeah, perfectly clean criminal record,

only a traffic ticket. And he posted a lot of stuff on Facebook the day before. He took the, this is apparently a felony, by the way, there. That's crazy. Yeah. I have some thoughts on that, but go ahead. Yeah, he was posting some photos from an event in town in the small town.

Yeah, people said, oh, look, he's having a great time. Everybody loved him. And people's moods changed. considerably after it was discovered that he was doing this. Women in the town were outraged. And here's a quote from the article. Women from the Mount Airy organizations are planning a trip to pack the courtroom. Dude, they're going to pack the courtroom from this guy.

This town is bored. They couldn't be more bored. Listen to this quote right here. I unequivocally condemn the heinous acts that have been committed by once trusted volunteer. I too have been violated. And my picture was taken. Almost all of my friends had their photo taken by Robbie, holding our children, smiling innocently at events.

Oh, won't somebody please think of the children? That has nothing to do with anything, dummy. Oh, he took a photo of me and my children. That's not the part of was breaking the law. I got to take on this too. What? What did you think he was gay or something? He likes vaginas.

Right. It's not a problem. You can't take a picture because he likes vaginas? Dude, this pearl quatching. article is ridiculous the guy was trying to get the children was trying to figure out what color underpants women are wearing and this he's got to go to prison for the rest of his life i really the kind of creeps that we deal with on the show this one i don't know i'm not i'm not here for it well i'm just going to give curly some advice you got to be like me pal you just have to wonder

right make up in your own mind what it might look like you'll be happier or use ai get some photoshop skills i don't know i don't tell you all right carl i got a story for you. Guess where we're going? Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! We're going to Eugene, or as I call it, Gino, Oregon. I'mbecile Wilhelm. If you're out there somewhere, I hope that you are. Call us again. Let us know you're all right. We miss you, pal. A Eugene man accused of dressing up like a superhero and sexually

assaulting homeless people has been sentenced after pleading guilty to some of the charges against him. That's fun. Yeah, it's fun. A lot of fun. but a gentleman by the name of Reginald Luke Black Elk the 3rd. That's not a real name. That's a killer name. Reginald Luke Black Elk the 3rd. It is pretty bad. A lot of Ks.

Oh, take this guy off the screen. We're talking about a different guy now. Forgive me, Carl. It's all right. There's three Ks in there. No wonder you like the name so much. Now, he was arrested back in January in charges, including sex abuse and public indecency after he was caught on camera,

committing a sexual act on a sleeping homeless person. How small is this guy's dead? dick that he was performing his sexual act on a sleeping homeless person. Dude, he went and fucking was jerking off over them and left a load on him. Oh, that would happen? I think that's what he's doing. He noted on my leg. He just noted out my leg!

Court document said Blackout filmed himself committing the act and admitted to doing it at least five other times. He told police he had two superhero personas. One called Fleris and Shadow that commit the acts when he takes drugs. So, I got to say

being the ripaverse is getting weird. Being sexually attracted to homeless people is a superpower. That's something that I could not pull off. That's impressive. I never see a vagrant sleepy on the sidewalk. I think, I really want to jerk off right now. Usually they're the ones jerking off. That's true.

If there's me and a homeless guy, chances are the homeless guy has his penis in his hand. Now, I'm going to go ahead and say this. If I'm the lawyer, that's my argument. What, this guy's allowed to jerk off. My client isn't. Right? Why? Because I have a house and I should be jerking up in my house. That's why. I mean, it's a good point.

Because I have a house with curtains and locks. Yeah, right. It was a good point. But still. Well, court record show blackout pled guilty to three charges of public indecency and three charges of third degree sexual abuse on July 8th. He was sentenced on September 24th to six months in jail for this with credit for time served in five years of supervised probation. So I think that's kind of fucked up. You know, that he was doing this.

but do you trust anyone wearing a superhero costume i mean unless you're at an amusement park but if you're in a city somewhere those are the biggest creeps if you of course what are you you've seen them in time square right you've been to new york christ yes and seen them it's like okay so this guy's spider man and he wants to take photos with children and the parents are okay with us you think that's just a normal thing to do i'll tell you what there are some heroes that i would much rather let my kid take a picture with than others. Like if they're wearing tight so I can see they don't have a giant boner.

So you're expecting their package video? Is that where you're telling us right now? If fucking sponge, if some guy's in a SpongeBob costume, I know his dick is fucking hard inside of that suit. And he's a picture of kids. If he's Spider-Man, at least you know what's doing. That's a good point. Do I have to parent all these kids

for you for everyone? I wish the mayor of New York weren't so busy right now. I can take care of this problem. Jesus Christ. What's he doing? They're railroading him. Carl, it is the season of the witch, especially in Mount Olivet, Kentucky. Here's a crazy fucking story.

A dismembered body and apparent cooked body parts were all found inside of a northern Kentucky home after troopers said they were called to the scene. See, in Kentucky, they use every part of the corpse. It's like how the Indians used to do with the buffalo. It's very important that you find a dead body. We got to make sure we put all of it to use. in Kentucky they turn the victim's tongues into toilet paper that's right uh torlina mayfield she's 32 years old she was arrested in connection with a crime with this whole crime she according to

kentucky state police a blood-covered fields was removed from the home after she refused to come out troopers said they received a call around 1230 p.m. about a deceased woman now they call came from a man who said he arrived at the home to do work for the owner of the property the man told troopers he was at the property the day before and saw the victim and Fields. He stated that Torilina was casting spells on them and was being confrontational. Well, that is some

spell right there. Removing body parts? Remove your headacus. Yeah, that's impressive. He went on searching for the property owner when he arrived and doing so, he made the grizzly discovery. So after noticing drag marks in the grass

the man followed them and was led to a dismembered body behind the house. okay like i mean you don't want to keep your corpse inside i get that right but you also don't want to leave in out especially if you have someone coming over to work on the gutters or something you don't want to just have the corpse out behind the house just paint around her just mow around her carlos just mow around her after noticing drag marks to the grass like i said they found him the arms legs and heads were all removed from the victim's body and according to the troopers they found multiple body parts in organizations

inside of a folded mattress next to the body. So it sounds like she tried to, like maybe she killed her on the mattress and dragged her out on the mattress and then was chopping her up and... I don't even know if she cared that much. She's just trying to make this potion. And you know how it works with the ingredients in potions?

They're very specific. It's always like, I have homeless woman and toenail of 32 year old. You know, and you got to get those things and make sure you put those in the potion. You can't just like substitute something else. It's not going to work. Yeah.

I've heard that the most potent love potion in the world is made with the foot of clubs. That is true. Just ask Jenny Jiggles about it. Yeah, I would like to, but you keep her in that cage. We're not allowed to talk to it, and she's not on the show. The way you said that, it makes it sound like it's a retarded playing cards game. Yeah.

Club of Foot. Oh, do you have the Club of Foot? I do. Trump. Tequita, all the women's hearts. So when they went inside of her house, they found what appeared to be cooked human body parts a still warm pot in the oven. The identity of the deceased has not been revealed, but Fields is being held at the Bourbon County Detention Center,

sounds delicious, faces several charges, including obstructing government operations, tampering with physical evidence and the abuse of a corpse. She's scheduled to appear in court today, so we'll find out what happens there. I like arms and legs hot. You want them to be cooked, but the brain can go either way.

A chilled brain can be a nice little treat, a little dessert for you. texture. That's good. So this is one of those stories that started off with a trigger warning. Okay. For domestic abuse. So if that triggers anybody, you know, whatever. You wouldn't be listening to the show, I would imagine. Probably not. Holly Bramley, she was 26 years old, suffered a campaign of whore fucking rific domestic abuse before she was knife to death, dismembered and dumped in a carrier bag by this guy right here, Nicholas Meltzen. Well, she wasn't just dumped into one carrier bag we'll get there we'll get there don't bury the lead don't bury the lead young man all right

he's 28 years old she was 26 he did this in her apartment he chopped her up in a bathtub then dumped her in a river in a bag holly's remains were found by a member of the public and police recovered 224 separate body parts now that's a fun puzzle right now okay is this a forearm or a shin i don't know try it as a forearm let's see they're like over there and they're like in kentucky they're going, okay, we got a head, we got a leg over here. They're like, is this a knee? What am I looking at here? To toe or thumb?

I really can't tell. Yeah, he is going to be jailed for life at the minimum of 19 years earlier this year. He was sentenced. So the mother, Annette Bramley, had spoken of the abusive relationship that ended with her death and how they're supporting a campaign against domestic violence. So here at the creep-off, we are anti-domestic violence. Correct. We got to make sure we tell everybody we're anti-this stuff because they get confused sometimes.

leave the house cool off come back after you've had a few hopefully that doesn't get you more enraged smoke a doobie catch an Uber though catch it Uber catch an Uber yeah so Holly and Metson met in 2016 and married five years later

Holly who was one of triplets was so suckered by this guy she refused to accept that he was a monster even when one of her brothers discovered Metzen had a conviction for sharing explicit photos of a previous partner oh that's like Aaron Imhol offense right there. This motherfucker looks like an Hymholt. He does a little bit. That's how it starts,

by the way. It starts with you sharing photos of naked ex-girlfriends. And then it leads to chopping up someone to 224 pieces. Hmm. Way to get out of there, April. Smart. He convinced Holly he pleaded guilty to someone else's offense. Oh, right. My other friend did it. I said I did it. Taking one for the team. I'm just a good friend. I'm a good friend. That's what I'm guilty of being a great friend. Get it here. So the mother said it was terrifying. She recalls how Mets had swept Holly off of her feet and quickly took her away from the home. He managed to convince her that anything outside of just the two of them was not important.

It was like Scientology. Yeah. He had convinced Holly that she shouldn't have any contact her family. He stopped her from contacting any of us via social media. We were all blocked. Nice. Holly was last seen via CCTV on March 17th of last year, entering a lift in Shuttleworth House where she lived.

She had a plastic bag which contained fish and chips for her and Metson. dinner. This is over in England, by the way. Obviously. If that doesn't give it away, she got on a lift with fish and chips. She had a fucking fish for the pet store. She had a goldfish and a bag of lays. A total of 224 parts were recovered from the river later that evening, 12 miles from her house. Now, here's the other fucking thing that we found out about this guy. He, like we said, he had this previous arrest for disclosing private sexual photographs. He had previously been punishing this woman his wife by gruesomely killing their pets yes and i'm pretty sure he was inspired by gremlins he might have been he once put holly's new puppy in a washing machine

leaving her to discover the dead dog inside with the drums still spinning oh boy because that made some noise i bet what's up at the washer oh spot crawled in there for warmth he's like christopher from the sopranos you must crawl to there for warm right yes Jesus Christ. He also, Ms. Bramley had also confided that her partner had killed her hamsters by putting them in a blender. Yes, that's the Grumwin scene right there.

Like, oh, that looks fun. Let me see if I can do that with a hamster. And the microwave. Mm-hmm. And one time she fled to a police station with her pet rabbits to escape him. Why does she have so many pets that are so easy to kill? That's kind of on her, isn't it? What does she need to get a fucking Bengal tiger car?

Yes. Yes, she needs to get a gorilla or something. That would actually be really funny. Yeah, trying to kill this fucking thing. Meet my pet king cobra. Yeah. So this guy's a piece of shit. This story is just completely.

Oh, this guy, the thing I love about this article. Yeah. This wins the award for the most embarrassing Google search query after committing murder. This is embarrassing. Go ahead. He wrote, can someone haunt me

after they die? This is what he asked Google. He also asked Google, what benefits do I get if my wife has died? Yes, right. So he wanted to get some government handouts and he wanted to know if he's going to be haunted the rest of his life. Ask Snopes

if you could get haunted by a woman you cut it into so many pieces. It's like, I'll kill the ghost too. Yeah, if the puppy didn't come back and get you. Maybe it did. Maybe that's why he's freaked out about it. Nicholas Metzen, rot in hell, my friend. What a crazy fun scum parade.

Vinny always curates these stories and does a fantastic job for us. Special thanks to those of you in the Discord who post stories. Yes, thank you. on the Reddit and also to our boy Alex thank you for everything pal yes we appreciate you alex although uh let's find more cheating on the voting for viny stuff i think if anyone votes for viny they're probably cheating let's look for that you know what i'm going to go look at the voting right now because it's up let's just see how we're looking all right we don't do this enough

well we don't do it ever we've never done this before yeah this is new so look at the voting in real time here's what we're going to do and take a look here now this is where you go to vows this little white square right here and see uh we only get to see the results after we're We vote. Right, right. So vote for Carl. I'm going to vote Vennie. Oh, geez. Well, it's my vote, my one vote. And Rutrow, you're winning 76% right now. Ooh, let me see if I can make it even better. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Hit a refresh on that. I don't want to. Oh, actually, it's going in the wrong direction. Oh, good.

Oh, fuck out. Remember to vote for Vitty, everybody. Vote for Carl and Jeremy Tremaine Williams. Yeah. And if while you're over there, there's a link to our Patreon. our supercast and our back by and also link to our Instagram, our Twitter, our Reddit, the email and the voicemail to leave us a voicemail message. You can do that anytime at 585371-80808. Carl, what hell of a show today? Vinny, we didn't do a bonus this week. You have the food poisoning or something.

I did. I fucking threw up all over myself. It was really not good. Oh, that sucks, man. I'm sorry to hear that. So we need to reschedule that for you bonus content subscribers. You will get it before I leave for Alabama if Carl allows me to. And next Monday, guys, I'm going to be traveling, so I'm not going to be here.

we might reschedule our normal time or Carl might have a different co-hosts or something All right, yeah Who knows? We'll find out That sounds good Maybe we can do a contest for a new results girl Since Danny's just not bringing it anymore Two weeks in a row

Oh wait, was that Danny last week? Yeah, it was two weeks before Yeah, I liked her She was better No, I like Mahalia but no Shut up I'm gonna lose this week because of you You did too fucking good of a job

It really pisses me off Let's go. Let's go. The creepbob.com. Minnie, always a pleasure to hang with you. Let's go bills tonight. Yankees game won happening tonight. I won three parleyes yesterday.

All three of my parleyes I put in, I won yesterday. I'm feeling good. I feel like I know what's going to happen in all these games. Bills are going to definitely not cover the spread. Okay. Is that your, uh... That's my lock of the week. Okay.

All right. Well, I guess all I can say is it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Gia. oh no oh was it you missed a yeah

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