The Creep Off - Episode 235: America’s Funniest Home Videos

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

This week Karl & Vinnie make their cases for creepiest fitness trainer: Karl’s Cop Cam features the 19-year-old daughter of a district attorney who believes the police are harassing her: In the Scum Parade we meet a man who made his bosses nose disappear, a funeral director who took his work home with him and a 36-year-old mother who gave a ten-year-old tips on infanticide while playing Roblox. The score is currently Vinnie 2 - Karl 3, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Funeral home owner kept body in hearse for over a year: CopsGlamorous Palm Beach stable owner, 74, has her nose chopped off 'by drunk horse groomer with machete' | Daily Mail OnlineCalifornia man tortured girlfriend, tattooed ‘degrading words’ on her chest before killing herMom instructed 10-year-old to kill newborn: SheriffWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Gooku, go, gooo. Here we go.

The disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to today's episode of the creep off. It's a Wednesday, which makes it. It's Super Chat Wednesday, in case you were wondering, here on the creep off. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. It's a show about creeps by creeps, four creeps, and that's hot, cuck, cacar. I've never celebrated a Super Chat Wednesday before.

How do you celebrate such a thing? Well, Vinny? It's just like Super Chat Monday, except later. Oh, okay, good. I think I know how to do that then. I think it's going to be a win for both of us. The way I'll do that is butchering your super chats by not being able to read. That's how I celebrate.

That's a long tradition in the hamburger family. Look at you. Same glasses. yeah go figure weeks of boy don't i thought you had a mom wife doesn't you tell you to go to the god damn optometrist you would think so but apparently not you're a fucking idiot all right folks today's show is going to be brought to you by the creep off i don't fucking know what are you going with that i don't know what's happening with me today so i'm trying to do 48 in 48 hours a week's worth of work i hear you man i'm very busy too we're leaving for uh detroit tomorrow looking forward to the

live show in ferndale and uh i know you guys got a lot packed uh into the the week so i'm glad we can put this together for everyone well i was in alabama for my brother-in-law's wedding this past weekend so that's why we were late we weren't able to do a show on monday you the best dressed person there yes and people rented suits am i allowed to say this and people rented suits Minnie sent the photo of the bride's father. Father of the bride wearing his best blue t-shirt and denim pants. Wow.

That's incredible. I wanted to jump off of a bridge. I will tell you all the details off air. Sorry, folks. None of you could hear this, but boy, do I have a promo to cut. Oh, boy. I'll tell you what was fun, though,

when I went through the airport. I got to make the TSA guy, TSA, a guy really uncomfortable for once. Oh yeah, you felt him up instead of the other way around? No, no, no, no, it was great. Let me check you for objects. I was wearing, like, uh, like track pants, kind of. And I go through the thing where I put your hands up and, you know,

shake your dick a little bit for him. Sure. So I go through that and I walk out and the lady goes, you need to step over there, sir. So I go, okay. And I go step on this mat. And this Alabama dude comes up. He's like, uh, uh, sir, hey, listen, I need you to look at that screen over there. And it's like the screen of me. And it shows a red square just over my dick. Yep. And he goes, I'm going to need to patch you down where the red square is.

Yeah, my dick. Yeah, I got it. And I was like, uh-huh. And he goes, do you want to go in private? And I go, do you want to go in private? It's like he's hitting out of here. Yeah. I'll go where they takes me, sir. He's like, no, no, sir, I just want to do it. I said, oh, well, let's do it, man. Come on. Let's go. And I just put my head up and I gave a little hip shake. Oh, nice. And he did not appreciate it.

This guy who was turning red. Where did you finish on this man? Face. Nice. That's what the TSA deserves right there. What do you know? I like it. I've gotten that too where they have to touch your junk when you're going through TSA.

It's like, I just adjust and go through again. I mean, I doubt it's going to happen. It's all that it is is my giant, giant hog set off the sensor. That's all it could possibly be. They're like, sir, there's something that's going all the way down to your knee. I'm like, I know. I know. Go ahead and pat it out if you want. And I tied it up.

It's going to cost you $20, but go ahead and pat it if you want to. Just put the money in my back pocket. But enough about our dicks. What is going on on the creep-op this week? We've been off for over a week, so I have to remind people that the creep-op is a contest. It is the only true crime show that's also a contest. My buddy, Vinnie and I come out, and we compete to find the craziest creeps in different categories. And then you, the final listeners and viewers, go to the creepoff.com and vote for who brought the biggest creep in that category.

We play two, five. Once somebody gets a five, the other person has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. And we have our results, girl. Danny, waiting in the wings. Danny, Danny, read in results, oh, dandy. Please won't you post that fanny all over the Patreon. Danny, Danny, that body is so uncanny. Boy, smooth like lamb and shandy.

Oh, yeah, she's mine. Creep Girl. Hey, Danny. You were telling me before we went live today that you weren't feeling very good, that you were feeling a little nauseous. I assume that's because of Baby Lady Kay. Did my story cheer you up, make you feel any better? It did. It did, actually.

I was enjoying that. Oh, good. You don't have to yes and this asshole, Danny. You can just tell him to fuck off. Oh, no. I would have done the same thing as that TSA guy. Oh, you would have touched his chunk? You would have touched him to the joke?

Is that what you were saying? Wow, good for you, Betty. Yes. You got it, buddy. Shake it up, baby now. Danny, last week we did biggest creeps from Alabama. And you and you alone know the answers to who won. Yeah, because there was a lot of cheating, apparently, again.

Again? What did Carl do? I wasn't cheating. Okay. It was really close, though. Right now we're tied two to two. and 53% of the vote

Carl Hamburger won this time. Yeah! That's what I'm talking about, Dan. I told you, best results girl ever. I don't know why you deny that, Vinny. You know,

I'm going to go ahead and say this. My creep murdered four children by throwing them off a bridge. It was funny. Yeah, it's still not as bad as butt-fuck you to child to death.

So, Your yours was still funny I give you credit for that The problem is we're trying to bring in creeps Not hilarious pranksters We should do the hilarious prankster off That'd be a fun show I would watch it

I should have thought of that Before we committed to all this heinous of debauchery Yeah should have Should have just been a show about pranks Well thank you Danny I appreciate those results And coming from you it makes it even sweeter Yeah

You look great You're beautiful as always I hope you have a great, I think you said 18 days to little Lady Kay shows up. Oh, wow. It's crunch time. All right. Follow Danny at Danny Desolation. If there's any reason why, I know you have an appointment for this,

but if there's any reason why you do give birth early and it happens to be during the live show, can we live stream it to the audience at the magic bag Friday night? Oh, man. If I have our Friday night or. Yes, all right. You heard it here first, folks. You should have gotten your tickets. I guess only the sold-out crowd gets that show.

All right. Thanks, Danny. All right. Hey, how would you handle that with YouTube's terms of service? No, we're not streaming live on YouTube for this show. You should see what Eric Zane is sending me for his clip package. I'm like, Eric, is just going to get kicked off the internet. This guy is going nuts.

What the fuck is Zane up to? I'll tell you off the air, man. I want to keep it a surprise for people, but I was just like, holy shit, man. he mailed to his collection of CP No, no, that was Shulie who did that Oh, is this one? I'm still on, dude Ixnay on the Oolichet, Iiled Porn A

I don't know if that works But today, Carl, you picked the category Why did you pick this one, by the way? All right, I'll be honest with you I went to the gym The reason why I don't go to the gym anymore As a man touched me where I didn't enjoy it No, actually

I was sitting next to my my wife, we were watching football, and I said, hey, what category should we do? And she said, you ever do fitness instructor? I said, I don't know. So I said that to you, and you go, yeah, we've done that before, but we'll do it again. So that's where we're at. I looked it up, and we did personal trainers. I changed us to fitness trainers, so they have to be, like, working at a gym kind of a deal.

Okay. I believe is the qualifier on this. Great. So, Carl, since you won, I guess that means you get to go first and ring the bell, and let's make some nominations for Creepiest Fitness Instructor or trainer. Well, I want to introduce you to David Anthony.

I'm going to take you to West Palm Beach. Back in March of 2020, do you remember what was going on in March of 2020? Hmm. We started this show. That's true. I think that is correct. That's completely accurate, yes.

There are other things going out around the world aside from just the creep off starting off. And Gretchen Anthony was a 51-year-old single mother with a 12-year-old daughter. She just got out of a five-year marriage with David Anthony, a personal trainer that Gretchen met at her gym. So he was an instructor at the gym. And David was one of these guys who was a fat kid with low self-esteem growing up.

Okay. And a lot of times, those people either go into comedy or they become workout gurus. I'm working on the second half. Yeah. Comedy did not work out. It got me didn't fan out for this fat kid with low self-esteem. so now he's trying something else that's good

so these two David Anthony and Gretchen they married in Vegas in 2015 after a short engagement and not soon after his mental health started deteriorating he believed the world was ending you know these people who are always telling you

that the dollar is not going to be the world's currency anymore and aliens are coming and the internet's going to collapse all that kind of stuff yeah most of those are presidential election Correct.

Yes. So we're going to find out in a couple of weeks if the world is ending or not. That is true. So he would act erratically like at one point he took all of his belongings

and packed him up into his truck and just drove away and didn't say anything and then a few days later came back with everything. The dollar is collapsing. Take to the hell. Yeah, right.

He wanted to go to Costa Rica when he found out about COVID-19. He was like, we got to go to Costa Rica. It's end of times. We got to get out of here. In January 2020, Kobe Bryant died

in that helicopter crash. And his dog is named Kobe after Kobe Bryant, a big basketball fan. He started having these outbursts at the gym in January of 2020, just freaking out. And I was like, dude, you got to calm down. You know, it's not great. So Gretchen, the wife, starts to get fearful of this behavior.

Start setting up cameras all over the house. And she got to the point they were sleeping in separate beds because they were separated before they got a divorce, where she had a knife underneath her pillow, and she would watch the cameras to make sure he went to bed before she went. to bed. That's how scared she was. February 2020 finalizes the divorce. All right. So he's out of the house now. She's living by herself. She's co-parenting with her other ex, the father of the 12-year-old daughter. Remember Sunday the 22nd of March? I don't know if forget this because

that was the weekend where everyone said, no more going into work. We're all going to work from home. It was this crazy thing. We're going to experiment for two weeks, flatten the curb. And so everyone on work from home. It worked very well. Oh, it was amazing. It saved so many lives. She texts her boss on that Sunday, saying she's not feeling well. Monday, she doesn't show up to work.

The boss texts, no response. Tuesday, not at work. Still no response. Wednesday, the boss finally gets a text. And in the text, she says, I have COVID-19. And she sent this text to the father of the daughter as well and said, I have COVID-19. they're going to put me in a medically induced coma while they try to find a cure

because I have this special blood that's going to find the cure for COVID. Whoa. I have to go into this medical facility. I'm going to be out for a while kind of thing. Okay. And the boss is like, okay, another person doesn't want to work.

But the father said, ah, that sounds like bullshit. I'm not buying that. So he calls the police. The police look into it. They see that she has not been admitted. into any hospitals or any health facilities, but they do find her car

at the Jupiter Medical Center parking lot. But she's not there. It's like, why is her car there, but she's not in there? So they start interviewing the neighbors. A neighbor says he heard a woman screaming and yelling, no, it hurts, stop it on Saturday the day before these texts went out to the boss and the father. You just got to tell her she's got to breathe a little.

They checked the house. The police checked the house. And lo and behold, it smells a lot like bleach. There's broken glass. all the cameras are gone. It's been cleaned out. A neighbor when they were hearing this commotion

took a photo of the car that was in the driveway belongs to David Anthony. The axi who was going crazy about COVID and Kobe Ryan among other things. And this guy was getting into trouble even before this incident happened.

Listen to this. He was seeing this girl and they go out to one of those wine and painting places. Oh, those are the ones. painting with a twist or whatever it's called and wine with the twist yeah so they go out to one of those things and he starts feeling her up in front of everyone so she's just like oh this guy's a creep so she rejects him drives him to his car drops him off goes back home to her apartment he's moved in there's food in the fridge it's closer the dresser his dog cobi's in the backyard

she's like what the fuck is this okay what a fucking night out so that's not great and then not long after that he's seen approaching some teenage girls on the street and acting very creepy towards these girls not illegal well what happens with this police interaction

actually is if you wanted to play my clip number one that I sent you I should have warned you I have some videos for my package today my clip number one this is what happened when the police confronted him about approaching these teenage girls uh oh man

he brought videos everybody. You okay? Not really. Can I get up? No. Get it out. Turn around.

All right. All right. Get out. Now. Get out. Get out. Get out of the car. All right.

All right. What's he got? What's he got in his hand? Drop it. Drop it. Whatever it is. Drop it. All right.

All right. Are resisting me? Sir. Flat on your face. How like an airplane? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. We're gonna stand up, all right?

I'm sorry, you guys scared me, that's all. I was scared you guys were gonna get, like, that I was gonna run, so then I turned off, but he was hot, so I turned it back on. Bring your other hand back. Okay, sir, yes. I'll do anything you say. Oh, my God. I'll do whatever you say.

Oh, man. He's good. I'm sure. I just grabbed him so hard because he was reaching for something. Oh, there's a little Kobe in the car. Kobe looks ashamed. Yeah, Kobe's just like, yeah, my owner. I don't know.

Sometimes he embarrasses me. So you'll notice on that police tape, that's from March 15th of 2020, he goes to jail for resisting arrest amongst other things, and he posts $3,000 bond a couple days later. He gets out, and that's when the pandemic has declared a national emergency, and that's when all of a sudden Gretchen disappears and the police can't find her. So she's reported as a missing person. Now, he's driving across the state at this time and he decides to call the police himself and say that Gretchen's with him.

And look, it's the craziest thing, officer. You can't believe this. But at work, she discovered that there's actually some money laundering going on. And the employers found out that she knows about it. So they put a hit out on her. So we got to get out of there. Like, we're really afraid for her. her life, and can you put her on the phone?

Oh, no, no, she's really sick. She can't, she can't talk right now, but you got to take my word for her. She's wearing a mask. Hello, this is Gretchen. This is Gretchen. Oh, this is her. So they eventually catch up to him in his truck in New Mexico. And they pull him over and they talk to him.

And all of a sudden he's saying, no, she's in a CDC facility. She has COVID. You know, I don't know what to tell you. That's the last I knew. That's what's going on. They don't have body. They don't have anything. They got to let them go.

They have nothing. work on he's telling the story they're like okay right so finally they do find some footage he didn't get rid of all the cameras that she had at her house this is my clip number two where they find some additional footage here can we just look at sad coby for a while for coby david dressed in black waiting to ambush gretchen she appeared and he forced her inside recordings were also gathered from her Alexa where she was heard screaming for help david was then seen putting her body, well, well, presumably, because he destroyed the cameras before he did, into the truck, and heading off.

I don't like how slow and the slow and weirdly that man moves. Also, DeWare, Christian, this is not America's funniest home movies. That's not what we're watching right now. This is a very serious thing that we're watching. This guy's putting the body of his ex-wife at the back of his truck. it's pretty brutal right now oh no all right so they see this video and they go okay we got our guy

they bring him in for a little interrogation and he is not going to budge dude that guy was slow dancing like Trump was on that stage but he was just standing there it wasn't that creepy he's just kind of just sway it

that was so weird all right so here's the interrogation he's not going to change his story okay we have obtained a warrant for your arrest for murder

Okay. She's alive. She was traveling with me up until El Paso. We were driving up her vehicle, so she bolted. There was no record of her being at any hospital for COVID-19. Okay. Zero record. Doesn't mean anything.

You have her phone. You sent the text messages. You planted her car at Jupiter Medical Center because you're on video doing it. We have all that information. She had me do it. She had me do it. You put your hand over her mouth and dragged her into the garage. It's on video, David.

Gretchen's still alive. You have to ask her. We can't ask her. She's dead. You don't have video of me killing her. How do you know what we have? Show it to me. Show me the video.

Her dead body? Show me the video. Her dead body is right there. So it's great as he goes, you have video of me killing her. They're like, how do you know? The answer, dummy, it's because I didn't. killer not i don't know show it to me if you got it correct the answer is you don't have that and if they do it's a i four years too early right yeah but it's like it's one of those things

where buddy the more you talk you're just gonna get caught up in your own fucking words that's why you don't talk to the police you so a lawyer lawyer lawyer so many obviously they have enough here to keep him he's he's under arrest he's in jail right but they don't have a body and it's very difficult to convict someone when they don't have a body. And so finally, fast forward to December of 2020. So we're going seven months, no, eight, nine months into the future here. And they finally get him to agree to a plea deal in order for him to explain where the body is. This is my clip four.

Okay. He gets a plea deal, does he? Mm-hmm. He reached a plea deal with the police and finally led them to Gretchen's body. She was located a couple of miles from her home on a grassy patch behind a Walmart. Fuse finally put to rest. What had happened was that David had stabbed her to death. David pled guilty to second-degree murder, and in January 2021, he was sentenced to 38 years in prison.

Okay, so I'm just to go ahead and say this. This is January 2021, we're talking about. Yes. The end of 2020, beginning of 2021. How is this not ruled a COVID death? COVID stabbed her. COVID stabbed her. Well, she did send that test.

She didn't, but someone said to her phone say she had COVID. So it probably was registered as a COVID death. She, okay, here's what happened. I blame DeSantis. All right, listen. Obviously. I'm not going to lie to you cops anymore. This just needs to be told.

She was trying to get the COVID out of her body with a knife. Yes, right. She was trying to get out of sight. COVID did it. Trump went out of press. He had this press coverage. He was like, he's going to get that COVID out of your body. He'll be fine.

And she's like, okay, do I put the bleach in or do I get the blood out? He's like, either way. Either way it works. I wish, I just wish she had waited until we got those $1,400 checks out. Right. You didn't know all the good stuff that was going to happen. So this guy in court, this is why he's a creep, but he not because he stabbed his ex-wife to death and then covered it up and hid the body behind a Walmart. Doesn't help.

And was thinking that there's the end of the world and all that stuff. Listen to what he blames for the reason why this all went down. My addiction to and peace out of the Disso-grade marijuana combined with untreated mental health issues Further fuel the chain reaction

led for one tragic event to the next He's blaming pot Vinny Vinnie ever meet someone who smokes a lot of weed before? No I have I met a lot of them None of them have murdered anybody That's not something that you do

You might have bad taste in music You might watch movies that aren't very good And you don't go around killing people. Come up with crazy ideas for true crime game shows. I don't know what they do. Yes, you do a lot of crazy things. I like that medicinal grade marijuana. Guys, this is marijuana that I had medicinal grade.

Like, yeah, marijuana is strong. We got it. So that's why he's a creep. I want everyone to please vote for Carl and David Anthony as the creepiest fitness trainer. Well, Carl, I don't think they're going to do that because. They're going to meet my creep now. All right. This is Jemann Bug, ladies and gentlemen, and I'm going to tell you something.

Is that from the Alabama wedding you were at this past weekend? No, this guy's way too dressed up. This guy, however, I will tell you this, he is a dumb, dumb doozy of a creep. Now, he was not always a personal trainer, Carl. He had a career change a little bit later in life. You see, this guy was always a bit of a muscle head, but he started out as a male nurse. Okay, you win. Yep.

let's start there okay so you want to do a carl's cop cam segment now or no i want to keep going because it's fitness trainer so i got to uh i got to follow this up now he lost his job as a male nurse after he got into a little altercation with the police in which he punched a cop in the face and uh he got fired so he ended up moving out to california he moved on with his life he even met another nurse we're going to call her s b because she was her name was never released okay sb is all traveling about just some bitch that's where s b's where s b stands for. So he means some bitch. That's what he calls her. Yeah. So she

moved from Minnesota to California. She exercised at the gym that hired Bugs as her personal trainer. They began dating several months later. Bugs got a job at a different gym in Huntington Beach. SB and Bugs moved into an apartment nearby. Now things were going pretty well. She's working as

a full-time nurse. He's working at the gym. But, you know, still spending a lot of money. Finances weren't great. Caustum turbulence. I mean, you're making money as a personal trainer. she's working as a full-time nurse i'm going to tell you who has the bigger paycheck here i would say the nurse yeah but about eight months later in the relationship my boy jemann here just straight up ended up punching her in the face just like that cop okay so she was being a problem then

sounds like she had it coming no he was the problem oh he was the problem but what did she do to deserve that though betty do your research on this it doesn't you don't hit ladies ever so she moves out They had an on-again, off-again relationship about seven months past that until she decided to end it. Now, Javon had a difference of opinion because he thought it takes two people to break up. And he was like, no, I'm not breaking up with you. We're still together.

It's a two-party consent state. It is California. I will sue you into oblivion if you don't fuck me again. Two-party consent state. So, I don't know what I'm going to name this episode now. All right. So these two were broken up, but he would just constantly text and call. You know that dushy, creepy behavior where they're like kind of get obsessed.

She ends up having to get a restraining order against him in January of 2019. She continued on her life, started dating a guy whose initials will call him J.Y. Now, she ends up telling bugs after he continues to contact her even after the restraining order. She's dating someone else. Move on Jemann. Shamm on Jemann. Move on Jemann. sham on show title about a mudflater s b meets a guy at the gym named darren parch now during

their conversation she tells him about a business idea she has uh-oh we know his name that can't be a good sign not for him parch said he could help they exchanged social media account information to continue that conversation which they did not they didn't really ever speak again in fact sp never saw him again they didn't have a dating relationship that just the dude she met at the gym and March and April of 2019 Bugs, however, was spending all of his time doing extensive internet searches

for SB's contact information, her new address, any information he could find, like on a daily basis, he's Googling this shit, and he snuck his way into her social media and then guess which he saw? Who the fuck is Derrid Page?

Yep. Now... That's a problem. Here's the thing, though. I'm not his side on this one. She's dating the completely different guy. Right. She's Danny J.Y.

I'm mad at both these guys. Yeah, he's not happy. So on March 27th, March 17th of 2019, Parch and his roommate were sitting in the living room and his phone rings. Parch picks up a cell phone on speaker and it's Bugs. He goes, hey, who is this? And Bugs angrily told Parch to stay away from my girlfriend, says her name S.B. And he goes, what are you talking about?

Bug said it would be bad for Parch if he doesn't stay away from his girlfriend. And then he hung up. Okay. Now, Parch looks through his phone and he realizes he was, like, friends with this woman from the gym. And he sends her message and says, hey, listen, I just got a really weird call. Can you, let's never talk again. Let's never, let's just never speak again. There's no relationship here.

I'm unfriending you. Good luck to you in life. This was very weird. Well, SB was like, oh, I know who did this. And she sends him an email and says, leave my friends alone, leave me alone, anyone I associate with alone. Don't engage. That's the first real stalkers. You never engaged.

That's what they want. So that same day, Bugs drove over to her actual boyfriend, J.Y's office. Now, Bugs barges in, ask J.Y where SB lives, what her cell phone number was. And if he was having sex with her, and Bugs said, he would not be happy if you're fucking S.B. You hear me? And he said it was his best interest and the interests of all concerned if he backs off of my girl. Okay. Okay.

Smart. Microter territory. Did he pee a little in the corner too? He might have. J.Y then says, listen, pal, I'm going to call the cops and whips out his cell phone and starts filming Jamon. And Jamon is like, ah, like runs away, like a child.

I really wish I could have seen this video. But the way they describe it is like, he pulled out his cell phone and started filming it, but he immediately retreated. Well, now, Bug is using his Google searches to, find out where she lives, find out where Parch lives, and find out where J. Y lives. But it turns out there's another guy whose initials are J.Y. I know where you live. In Irvine, California. And that's going to be a shame for him. And I'll tell you why in a minute. Okay. I was going to say, I mean, he's got to get Dustin. Dustin's the PI that gets the right info on these people.

Jamon needed. Yeah. Jamon needed Dustin. So he starts doing his recon, surveillance camera show, man, walking into the condo complex where Parch previously lived. location evidence placed Bug's cell phone records placed him near Parch's actual residence so he was going around driving around trying to find

this fucking guy's house around the same time SB saw him driving behind her car and she was unable to evade him he was just following her around she's sure it was him or was just another black guy

pretty sure it was him she said same car because he has a corvette he has a very distinct distinctive car on April 19th 2019th Parch, here's a picture of him, by the way.

This is Mr. Parch, and this is Wendy Miller. They met at a nightclub one night, and Miller left with Parch. When they got to Parch's residence, Miller texted a friend to say she had arrived safely. Bugs' cell phone records placed him near Parch's residence, 50 minutes later. Sometime early that morning, Bugs entered into Parch's residence and Fadley shot Parch and Miller in the head while they were in bed together. Why were to do that? He should just join them. Well, Terrence's roommate ended up finding them later the next morning and called the police. In court, though, later, Jamon will blame the lighting and this woman's blonde hair

on why he shot them because he was like, I thought it was SB. What do you want me to do? It was dark in there. Is that why you obsessed with the lighting in your studio, but he just don't want to, like, murder me one day? I thought there was an ogre in my desk. It was Carl. I don't know what a beast this thing is. I've never seen anything like it before.

But his literal. his defense was, ah, it was a mistaken identity. But if it was SB, I would have shot the right person and everything would have been fine. I guess I could have thought about my way. That's always why I'm shooting people. I always think there's someone else. So later on the night after Bugs murdered Parch and Miller, a woman whose initials are NC was sitting on the couch in her second floor living room and in an Irvine residence,

the one that would belong to the other guy named J.Y, the chiropractor. NC is his wife. Well, she's sitting in the living room reading a book and she looks up. And she sees, like, siding through the glass doors, just the big black guy's head, looking it through the door. And she gets up and runs towards the door to lock it. Smart. And when he does, he grabs it and they start struggling with the door.

And she starts screaming for her husband and her son. And they come running. He pulls out a gun and takes a shot at this woman who is holding the door and misses, jumps over a balcony and disappears. This is also like a condominium complex, so they catch him on video in the fucking Corvette running away from the scene. These guys are fucking idiots. You want to know how dumb he is? How dumb is he?

A few hours later after the cops showed up, but everything settled down, this guy's doorbell footage caught him. He came back again and tried to open the front door. It's a trap! What's he doing? That he left. Okay. The next night. his Corvette is in the parking lot

there cops are patrolling the area and a high-speed chase ensues and Jamon is off to the races against the cops and his Corvette California really is the high-speed chase capital of the world isn't it? Yep. They ended up catching him and they found his cell phone, the gun in the car

and during an audio tape interview. You can't get through traffic in L.A. You're in stop and go bumper-to-bumper traffic unless you're running from the cops Then all of a sudden you can go 120 miles per hour I see why these guys do it They gotta get somewhere It makes sense actually He confessed

They had so much evidence on this fucking guy And it was all because SB talked to another guy at the gym Yeah well that it was fucked up by SB Yeah I mean it was fucked up by this idiot Because it wasn't even the actual boyfriend He went to the wrong house to kill the actual boyfriend

Murdered the wrong two people Had nothing to do with the situation that is why Jemad Bug is the creepiest fitness trainer. You can go to the creepoff.com and don't know. He's the dumbest. He's the dumbest fitness trainer. I don't know about the creepiest. Oh, you're out of your mind. All right. Great presentation. Well, I would just say that what makes him the creepiest, because I'm not done.

I'm still going to argue this because you said it, is the fact that it was the obsession with the woman that he was all with for like seven or eight months. We got that. Yep. Yeah. It's the obsession. It's the bitch-like behavior. I see what you're talking about there, Benny. I don't think it's going to beat Blaming Weed on murdering your wife Male nurse, male nurse, male nurse. He was a male nurse. He was a male nurse. Is the poll up now? Oh, I didn't give you my guy yet.

You didn't because you're a piece of shit. I'm sorry. It's not up because Carl is garbage. We'll get the poll up if you're watching live. It's not up yet, but it will be up if you're listening to this. Another reason to vote for Vinny at the creepoff.com. The creepoff.com is where you want to go. I think we have a couple people celebrating Super Chat Wednesday with us, including our boy, Hughesie. Husey with five pounds, baby pounds.

You're into fitness? How about fitness kike? Okay, what does he say here? He called us a bundle of sticks at the end there. Fitness sciac up your, you know what? I don't know what that means. Fitness psych up your, you know what. Fitness cock up your, you know what, you bundle of sticks.

I think that's what he's saying. How about fitness cock up here? I think if he said it in his accent, we would have gotten it. We've been the one time I understood what he was saying. I'm just thankful they took away an actual language from Ireland. People fucking suck at talking. Coof! Coming in.

Thank you for not offing yourself, Coof. Great to see you, my friend. Yeah, so feel free to join the festivities of Super Chat Wednesday. I know it's not our usual Super Chat Monday, but oh boy. I really appreciate Coup. I see Coup on all the shows, you know, our shows, all the other shows do. I would love to see Coof's calendar. I wonder if he's got it all marked out like up tookies tonight at eight and then I got to get up at the morning and watch that reality show at seven and then when he sees that they're live he makes sure to super chat just to thank them I appreciate that offing themselves I appreciate that all right are you ready for a Carl's cop cam is ready as I think I'll ever be Carl I can't wait to see Carl's cop cam fight with the cops for no

reason will you please show me cause cop can lose all your rights ruin your life did you remember being a teenager and getting your very first hotel or motel room on your with a girlfriend or something i remember uh for prom we all got motel rooms and it's a big party where it's spencerport did you little romeo's rent uh it was just some shitty motel at spats report yeah perfect but you know it's fun when you're a teenager it's fun to like hey it's like i have my own place this is so neat and you can just kind of do whatever you want so i want to introduce you to a very entitled teen who's in a motel room causing a problem and getting the police called on her one thing i've learned is that entitled teens are the worst kind of teens

it's true all right let's meet her what's going on today she came on and started talking stuff to me tell me. Wait, which room? Where is she? She's all right. Okay, so this is how you know it's a bad hotel. Doors open to the parking lot. Yes.

I was walking because I have to do some exceptions. We wanted to just walk. So when I was walking through that room, she came outside and started talking to me in that way. Did she threaten you? Uh, yeah. What would she say? She was charging up to me. Hello, ma'am.

Officer Garcia. Can you stop outside for me? outside for me can you step outside for me all right can i step inside you can i come in you can come in and saw my own all right cool you're going to stop moving yourself we're investigating we're investigating okay so you're not allowed to leave no yes i am they kick me out and i have job all right i'm sorry but i have a job you're not going to leave i'm investigating assault on somebody who and you're throwing items who are you throwing items they're saying that they have not thrown anything my dad is James

My dad is James Motherfittian attorney That's fine James Earl Jones Just for doing this You know that Her dad's the district attorney And he can put the cop in handcuffs

Just for doing this Is that a policy they have Listen if you fuck up my daughter I will put you in handcuffs Sandra Dorley wouldn't even do that Right yes That seems crazy So we have this 19 year old brat

Who's like I'm above the law I get to do whatever the fuck I want I want. I get to throw shit to people and threaten people. And when the cops come, I tell him, do you know what my father is? All right, get out of my way. This is not actually go well for her. This is astounding. The thing you, all you have to do, and here's the thing, when you have that box of stuff, and she's like, I need you to put that down, just put it down. Yeah. Like, because if you act like you really don't want him to see it, it's going to escalate shit every time.

Also, Vinny, this is a, listen, we live in a very corrupt society. I'm not going to lie to you. Turns out, Sandra Dorely was not found guilty of anything. I wouldn't do a follow-up on that. But it's a very- What? It's a very corrupt society that we live in.

But here's what you got to do. While the shit's going down and you know that you're going to get it all taken care of by your dad or your relative or whatever, just be cool. And let it happen later. You don't have to force it at the time that you're being arrested. You're not wrong. Yeah. So she does not handle it well. She'll learn.

She'll figure it out. No, Carl. Does she think she's being harassed here? Oh, she thinks she's the one being harassed by the police officer Oh, can't wait to find out what happens Harassment Harassment! Harassment! Harassment! Harassment! Now, you got a charge on you.

It's not how this works. It's not how many of you. This works. I didn't put my hands on you. Yeah, you did. You did put your hands on me, officer. So now, who is getting... Can you ask for the video? Can you ask for the video? So this is harassment

and this is keeping somebody Hausted. So she's in a lot of trouble. Please have to just touch a very important person. Can I tell you that that just reminded me of that scene in that show The Office when Steve Carell comes out, the Michael character comes out, he was going to declare

bankruptcy. So he just yells, I declare bankruptcy! It's not how that works. It's not how it's right. You can't just yell harassment, harassment. Now you have a charge on you. That's not how this works. But wow. Okay. What happens next? This escalates right here. Perfect. Because she's trying to leave. They're not going to leave. Post it, but you're something. Hey, hey, don't get off me.

Hey, hey, get the fuck away from me. Hey, hey, this is harassment. Relax. Harassment, bro. Get the fuck away from me. Can we talk? No. Can we talk to human beings? Oh my god. Really? I'm human being? Yes. are what destroyed this earth. Because of you guys Earth is dead. So, moving on.

Get, let me get the out like I was asked to by the fucking hotel. Don't get any of her. Oh, hell, though. I'm not assaulting a bro. I'm not assaulting. What the fuck you're doing?

You guys were going to win that argument. I didn't touch anybody. You guys are trying to stop. She gets really low. Like she's got some She lowers her center of gravity So she's hard to grab You guys are getting charged

That's fine I'm pursuing charges in all of you guys That's fine I didn't touch nobody All right Wapio says I knew this Lou Dived Phillips looking pitch was gonna bring up to her

Good call I didn't have my bingo card That's impressive What is going out with the educational system in this country that this is what teenagers are yelling at cops, you're destroying the earth? They're just not listening. I don't believe that there's a teacher in an English class going, now listen, I want you all know that if it's because of police,

the global warming is happening. I don't think anybody's teaching that. It's good police have some other stuff too, but stupid brains. Police are part of it, for sure. You would think the daughter of a district attorney would have more respect for the law, to be honest with you. I wouldn't think that at all. They all hate their dads.

That's true. But she thinks they're all going to get charged now. You think that's going to happen? You think the cops are in trouble with this one, Minnie? No, I think the district attorney is going to go, she did what? Oh, no. My career is over. I'll ground her.

I'll take it from here, officer. Oh, dude, this is all he needs is this shit in the paper. Yeah, well, it's also on YouTube. So that's not great. You know, this is going to get around. Oh, this, when he has to run again. Oh, right. Oh, the attack ads against him by his opponent.

His daughter says the police are destroying the earth. How could this man be for law of justice? She's kind of a bitch. All right. My next clip here, apparently, she doesn't realize this, but she's the one going to jail. Not the police. Wait. I know.

Wait a second. You took me, bitch. I search for what? I'm not going to jail. I'm not going to jail. Why? What did I do to you? What did I do to you?

You assaulted a police officer? I didn't assault a police officer. I thought to me. I thought to me. I thought that you were going to hit me. No, I didn't. I thought that you were going to be. That's not true.

Stop! Uh-oh. I feel like a meltdown is coming out here. Vinny, what do you think? Seems like she's starting to meltdown. She's like, I'm not going to jail. Oh, no, you are. This is like reality.

I'm going to go ahead and say this, that I don't think she was going to assault a cop. I think she was just like being sassy. Yeah, I think. I think the cop is definitely just like, yeah, I'm throwing the book at you because you're a bitch. At this point, throwing the book at her is probably the quickest way to get this whole thing over with. Put her in cuffs, drag her out. Right. So I get it's not like you're going to lecture or she's going to go, you're right, I'll be better next time.

You can tell there's no getting through to her. She needs to spend some time to sell. You can't come up to the police and start doing this to him. I'll let your dad explain it to you later, but right now you could go sit in a holding cell. All right. So you saw it at the end of that clip. The tantrum has begun. Let's get into it.

Oh, no. I don't know what I don't do anything. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. She's literally being a child. This is a child. I like the toy she wants.

It's like you at Target. Why? I'm usually smiling when I'm at Target. That's true. Usually find the toy you watch. Yeah. That's why I go. Carl,

I like whoever did the subtitles for this video because they added in the front, Toddler Screaming. Yes. So, yeah. And it really was a childlike scream there. And the other thing that strikes me weird about these videos, and this situation in particular is this woman is thrown herself onto the ground

and is writhing around. Yes. She's not kicking the cops. She's definitely resisting. Yes. But she's like pulling her legs away when they're trying to get her and stuff like that. Wouldn't you rather have just an ounce of fucking dignity? That's the thing.

Just an ounce of fucking dignity. This is what's so crazy to me about this is like, how do you think this is going to end? You think it's going to get better for you when you behave like this? It's only going to get worse and it is embarrassing. That's the part. I'd rather be e-begging on my YouTube channel two times a day that behaving like this with the cops. Gartner fan says cry louder.

I'm almost there. All right. You see what I said about not having dignity, honey? This is what happens when you act like that weirdos crank it out on the internet. He's going to enjoy this next clip because now she's getting thrown in the cop car. Get the bucket ready, Gardner fan. Stand it like an adult or we're going to put you in a lap, okay? What's up?

Hi, girl. Just stand up. I didn't do anything. You just want to pick her up? Sit in the car. I'm doing it. Stop trying to kick me. I'm not going to kick you.

I'm not going to walk again. Her dad, the DA, has to be like, yeah, you can keep her in jail for a couple days. Let her work this out because I don't even want to deal with this at all. This is ridiculous. I'm going to recuse myself. Someone prosecute her, please. Seriously. How spoiled is this bitch?

How do you get like this? That's crazy. Wow. I will tell you, I was talking earlier about my first time spending, you know, adult time in a motel room. Didn't end like this. Did not add like this? I assume there was crying. There was crying.

We're not screaming. Not screaming for sure. And she's not calming down. Vinny, she pulls a crystallia right here. She starts a cult? This is not good right here. Oh, she's banging on the window. I'm gonna get us off.

Coof, where are you to fix the help this woman? No, she's not like Crystal Leah, I'm laughing. I'm not going to jail. I'm not going to Joe. You guys do this to me. I was leaving. I was leaving. She stopped me from leaving.

She stopped me from leaving. Stop, stop me for leaving. That's called, harassment. They were pinned to the ground now. Are we going to stop? Are we going to stop? Are you going to stop

And I'm going to stop and act How do her friends deal with this? If she immediately goes to I'm going to K-myself card When she's not getting her way Imagine dating this chick No I don't want to see that movie tonight

What? You don't want to see that movie tonight? I'm going to kill my show She throws herself in the bathroom It starts hitting her head on the sink Like, okay, fine All right, I can't see that movie I can't miss this in the chat. June Cleaver's pearl necklace, welcome to the show.

I've seen people split their head open banging it on the windows in the back of a cop car. Are you a former police officer? They actually bring helmets to people who do that sort of thing. And they're trying to look for what they're calling a wrap. I'm assuming it's a burritos type thing. Or they just wrap her up because you can't move in much? That's the best idea ever.

I know. I haven't seen that actually. Just wrap them up in a giant blanket. And then you just cinch it like a sleeping bag. You throw on the back of a backpack. but imagine thinking like she doesn't want to go to jail i'm pretty sure that's my assessment imagine thinking that yelling that you're going to kay yourself is going to get you less attention all right let her go guys she's having a bad day let her go and she'll figure it out

that's the dumbest thing you can say now you're under uh suicide watch at the jail they're not letting you go anywhere yeah your dad's gonna come down and like yeah i can i take my daughter well we were going to let you have her but yeah hey can i sleep on like some clean sheets no not anymore you can sleep on this lovely cold floor we got a cold floor for you no you don't get to keep your clothes

we can't trust you with those I just have one more clip on here because it's something that we keep seeing over and over again I can't believe this keeps happening to these police officers okay let's calm down

get some water let's calm down they have to pour water to their mouth sit down put oh my god oh corral

she slipped her Oh, wow. Wow. Oh, boy. You b***. You... Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Again, not doing herself. Any favors at all. She gets herself out of the handcuffs.

Yeah, they're going to put those back on. Do you realize that? right what did you think was going to happen oh she got out that means she gets to go all right good job you you win it made it to level two congrats a lot of people your age don't get this far at the contest so congratulations on that level two means we hog tie you she was trying to get out of that she was charged with assault on a peace officer resisting arrest and criminal trespass and i'm sure she did tons of time for it and wasn't just let out because her dad's the DA.

That's my cop cam this week. Very frustrating cop cam with a very entitled teenager. I didn't care for her. Rock Orby, 2002. Thanks for the two bucks. The prison lesbians are going to make her scream. Oh, yes.

Carl, question for you. Tampa's wannabe and has been's tour. Thanks for the two bucks. Carl, cut or uncut? Cut, but that's an interesting question there. Tampa's wannabes and has been. He was wondering what you prefer, not what you are. Oh, I see what you did there.

I get it. I see what you did. All right, Carl. I think you admit, if you're doing the super chats, I hate the way you do super chats. There you go. Ooh, Ward Rutherford. Thanks for the four, five pounds. We'll round up five pounds.

Across the pond, King of the Fitness Greeps is Manchester, England's purple Akai, a giant male groper of men in changing rooms for the last three decades. Why has it been three decades? What are you guys doing over there in Manchester? In England, that's just a game. Yeah, I saw the people in the comments saying That's a fun watch I'll have to check that out

Okay, okay I'll take a look into that Carl, I think it's time for some voicemails And they're brought to you by our friends in Syracuse The creep-off voicemail segment Is brought to you by the city of Syracuse Orkin releases list of top 50 rat-infested cities With Syracuse being named as 48

Good news though, if we clean up just a little bit We could convince more rats to stay see you in Syracuse I see what you did there Good luck Syracuse I like that Good luck Syracuse Here we go

We have so many voicemails this week Podcast prophet checked in We haven't heard from him in a while Podcast prophet here The Holy Spirit is speaking through me now I got a creep idea What if you did Creep a chef

there's a lot of us there's a lot of creepy chefs I mean you go down the line of you know what's his name the fucking fat Italian red guy right here

Mario Vatali he was you know there's a lot of creepier guys like I can tell you a couple Guy Fiatty people I've fucking worked with

one guy told me just yesterday he thought Boana was sexy Moana you know the teenage

cartoon girl That's a creep. Email me that guy's info. Throw him behind bars immediately. I call that guy. I wait that he goes, there's a lot of us cooks who are creeps. Like, hmm. Okay, anything you wanted to divulge, sir?

Yeah. A lot of people really thought your guy was a creep last week, Carl. Yeah. How in the fuck? And in what sick, disgusting world is dipping a three-year-old in boiling water? Only a misdemeanor. That should be a fucking. felony. Bruelling a three-year-old should be a fucking felony.

They could put you by. Great point. Wow. Solid point. Maybe we should be concentrated on things like that for laws. All right. Here's another suggestion about for an episode. Okay, hear me out.

Before the election, sudden death round, creepiest American president. You cannot discuss. anything with the other person before you do it. Therefore, you can both bring in the same person, maybe by accident. But you still have to say, like, oh, I brought a more convincing argument. The loser has to go campaign for their own votes out in public, like maybe where somebody's like, hey, vote Harris, like, set up next to them, hand out creep off stickers and like vote for Vitty or vote for Carl. They're like, hey, I'm just trying to get more votes out there.

You know, I lost the last election. So, I mean, I think that'd be fucking funny. This guy's on math. Anyhow, thank you. Fuck you, bye. It sounds like a terrible idea. I don't like any parts of this. Have we done creepiest president before?

I think we have. Yeah, I brought Trump and you brought Biden and we argued. Yeah, that sounds right. Speaking of arguing about dumb politics, I see Vito Giswoldi is here in the chat. Who? Vito's up early today hanging with us. And Vito, I have good news for you, sir. We're going to be doing a creep off.

This hasn't been announced yet. We're doing the creep off live in Los Angeles at Vito's house. We're inviting all the creepos to come over and hang out at Vito's house. Check out his cateo and do a live show there. So looking forward to that. I plan on setting up a meet and greet on the cationo so people come get their picture with me. Yep. I'll be drawing on T-shirts and selling there for 30 bucks apiece.

And most importantly, we are going to be taking, we are going to be doing those fun. you know how you could go to a grave and you put the piece of paper over and you could do like the sketch the etching sure over we're going to let you do that over veto's house numbers you could just come up and make a nice little thing yeah it's going to be fun yeah everybody come to veto's house thanks for being here veto we'll see you soon oh see you see at the party we had a guy who's making a phone call right here hey viny hey carl uh long time with their time caller uh i own my own pool business and uh i think it would be a good idea to do an episode on the creepiest pool guy not one myself but i work around a lot of weird guys that just kind of

look creepy so please for the love of god do an episode on cool guys thanks i already got you beat if we do creepiest pool guy my pool guy in florida listen to this what a creep the filter wasn't working well and he goes yeah it's because it's too full you got to drain some of the water and I was like you were here last week why did you do that can you believe that it's fucking creeps man it was clogged up with calm oh yeah I guess it could be creepier good point never mind let's not do pool guys I like that little brag at the beginning now the guy owns a pool company that's pretty cool if you own a company and you like to advertise on the creep off I'll make it cheap for you if you're an actual listener and you have a company and you're a creepo We'll just, I'd just tell everybody to go to your business. We have a lot of pool buyers listening to this show. A lot of people jealous of Bob Levy or look at it to get a new pool. Carl, this was a message for you. I couldn't guess who it was from.

Lady Kay, you better stop talking about my fucking kids. I know you've been talking about my kids on your fucking Patreon. Some people have been sending me that you have been keep talking about me when I was in 2018. Uh, uh, thank you. Fuck you. That's the worst imitation I've ever. I love Vinnie Carlina. Sir, I never, I didn't listen to that in advance, but I saw what he was going for in the text description.

So I was like, all right, we'll give this imitation a chance. I'm down with it. Fail. It's an F. I laughed my ass. Well, Carol, you got an opportunity coming up here to, um, head to Racha or from Burndale to Gary, Indiana. I'm calling shotgun. Jim from Livonia, give me a call.

You know, Saturday I don't have plans yet. Vinny, you can make a trip over to Gary. I've been there. I stood on the steps. I took a picture with my middle finger from the Gary sign because I'm a real man. I'm not a pussy boy. Oh, okay. I'm not a para-usa.

Oh, those are fighting words. I'll come over there. Who won't go to Gary. Indiana. I won't come over there, Vinny. How dare you? You, puss. You know that that's my weakness.

Carl, I can't go to Gary. No, when someone calls me a Barahosa, that's like in Back to the Future where they call Marty a chicken. That's my weakness right there. I'll just do whatever you tell me to after that. You should really go to Gary. We should go to the Celtics game instead.

I'm going to go to the Celtics game. Are you going to go? Don't want you to come and ruin it. How about the Celtics last night? Setting the NBA record for threes in a game. How about it? How about it? Who were they playing at a WNBA?

Last night they played the Knicks. Okay. They've whooped the shit out of them. Nice. 293s. Wow. It's fucking incredible. Does anyone play defense in the NBA anymore?

Is anyone even challenge a shot anymore? It's just... Apparently not in New York. Everyone's just taking target practice. So I will definitely be going through the Celtics Pistons game Saturday night. Thank you for scheduling it this weekend. It worked out quite well for me. Did you get your tickets yet?

I'm going to buy them later. Yeah, let's talk about it. There's a couple hundred thousand available. I know. I was talking. I was on the Drew show yesterday. I go, I hear it's pretty easy to get tickets to a Pistons game. They're like, yeah, plenty of seats available.

Like, you could sit right on the Celtics bench. I think it's like 300 bucks. It's not bad. Dude, you can actually play guard for the Pistons. It's like 500 bucks. They pay you 500 bucks. Right. They're like, you're got to be better than the guy we're starting. So I'm glad. They got me garden Jalen Brown. It's not going to go well. It couldn't be anywhere. Someone would normally happen. It's the Pistons. Carl, I'm done with voicemones. You got any more? I don't have any. All right. Well, then I guess that means that we are. pulling it home and we're going to do ourselves a little bit of a scum parade

scum parade take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made scum parade vinny and carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit scum parade like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat scum parade Let's see that dick. Oh, my. A former Colorado funeral homeowner is accused of keeping a woman's corpse in a hearse in his backyard for over a year and hoarding the remains of over 30 cremated people. His name's Miles Horford.

He's 34 years old. So what this guy was doing, he's smoking siggy's all day long. And he's like, ah, do I have an ashtray? No, but there's all these urns. around. So he's just flicking his butt in all these little urns and then hand him over to family. It's like, here's Phil, here's Betty, here's Melissa.

I don't understand a lot of things about this story of what this man's intentions were, but basically here's the gist. This guy's a deadbeat piece of shit, and he got thrown out of his place. The landlord's come, comes by and starts going through, and is finding

cremated remains of people with the tags and shit on them all over the house. For good luck? That's not good luck. It's like Howard Stern with the cats. There's just dead cats everywhere in that mansion of it. It's not good. Yeah. Even his bedroom. And Beth's separate bedrooms. Here's my question about this, buddy. Sure. I realize it's noteworthy, I guess. No one else is doing this, but why does anyone care? The people they interview in this article is just like, oh my God, it's so terrible. I thought the ashes I had in my house were actually my mom and it turns out we don't

know what it is. I can't. Whatever. Who cares? when it made a difference. And that's what blows my fucking mind. You do the job. The people are cremated. Did he just do the job late and gave him somebody else's? Well, okay. Then keeping the dead body in the car for a year,

the problem with this article is it answers none of the questions that I have about it. Right. The cops show up at the scene because the landlord does not know what to do with human remains all over the fucking place. Even though they were cremated, still calls the police. There was an old hearse that didn't work anymore

that the guy just left. Oh, I thought he was driving around the time. with the body in the back now no no it was just it wasn't a carpool lane thing no is the guy in like a black metal band maybe so they need it for a music video this guy's not that cool okay just found her in the court in the car they went out there and they're looking around like oh this thing's fucking smells yeah and there she was she wasn't even in a casket she was just the body was in the back under a blanket or something yeah wrapped in a blanket yeah with the coroner's tag still on her toe there's just no explanation for why this guy's behaving in this manner yeah it was

63-year-old woman who died of Alzheimer's. Terrible disease. So this guy has been arrested, and this is what he's being charged with for this. Forgery, abuse of a corpse, and theft. He stole the ashes from the people? Apparently. I guess you do charge a lot of money for that sort of thing. I would like to know what ends up happening here.

He was originally scheduled to be to appear for an arraignment and enter a plea on Friday, but it was rescheduled for December 9th, so I have no answers, Carl. I hate the family members that are clutching their pearls in this article. Red-headed Meg, keep an eye on this one. This is one for you. Yeah, we need Colorado correspondent on this one. We do. A glamorous Palm Beach stable owner, Carl, had a bit of a problem.

I would like to introduce you to her. Isn't she lovely? Oh, yeah, look, she's having, she's loving life. Her name's Amy Waters. She's 74 years old. Can you believe it? She's not 74. 74 years old.

It looks amazing. Looks phenomenal. Loves animals. Now, this happened in Wellington. Florida. Her and her friend Joe Hawk were found by police with several injuries Tuesday around 8 p.m. Now, she owns this stable. And her and this guy, Joe Hawk, are walking around. And she had a employee. She had this guy. Okay. His name is Jose Yaso, I believe. I'm sorry, Abu Dio Yaso. He's 56 years old. He was hired around a month ago. He just said,

it was like a Jose. All right, we'll just call him Jose. Why not? I just read Jaso wrong because and my notes. I understand. Abundio Jaso, 56 years old. She wrote him. Right, yeah. To, uh, I believe his name's Chimmy Chang. Fuck you, Carl. He's supposed to groom horses. He lived on the property at an RV and she told deputies that their relationship was strained due to his frequent intoxication. What? That's not their culture. That doesn't sound right.

Well, on Tuesday, the stable owner noticed that he had not completed his night check at the stable and approached him alongside her tenant Joseph Hawke. When the 56-year-old opened the RV door, he reportedly shined a flashlight into their eyes and appeared to be under the influence. Waters and Hawk then went to finish the night check on their own. But as they were doing that, Yaso allegedly stormed into the stable's moments later with a machete. Dude, they're doing your job for you. Leave him alone. What's the problem here? Uh, the problem is he used that to, uh, hack away at Mr. at, uh, Mr. Hawke and to what he tried to protect, uh, Amy Waters there.

But after an initial strike, the groomer was able to put that guy down pretty quick and got a hold of Walters and, uh, did what her surgeon, uh, did not. He chopped off her nose with the machete. Gave her the old Artie Lang treatment. Yes, your nose is done. Yeah, good gone. Hawke again intervened What was struck multiple times To say he deep cuts in his arms

In his rib cage The pair eventually managed to escape Into a locked room in the barn Where Waters called 911 You know what? I just thought of another episode Dave Oh yeah? Yeah got your nose

Got your nose That's perfect The crazy thing about this article Is the headline Is a woman gets her nose macheted off her face Yeah Like that's the big news in this

You have to go 10 paragraphs in To find out that Hawk dude Actually took the brunt of the beating with this machete but it's just not as funny as getting your nose cut off so they don't barely even mention it. Yeah, man almost murdered by a machete. Lady got her nose chopped off.

People are clicking on that one. They're not clicking on man almost murdered and deep abrasions and bleeds out. Hero. Right. Hero, man, by the way. Do you need a machete to groom horses? Why doesn't he even have that?

And listen, by the way, who's stepping in? This busy body, Joe Hawke, is stepping in the middle of a conflict between an employer and an employee. That's what you get. Does he work for HR? Is he in the HR department?

You know, you'd think that an employee who lives on the property in an RV would be more trustworthy than this. I'm surprised. I'll do it if you give me a place to park. Bad hiring practices. Agreed. So he's been charged for two counts of first degree attempted premeditated murder. I don't know if anything's premeditated here. Other than maybe the nose thing.

I feel like he had to think about it. Well, he did chase after them. He could have just closed the door and gone back to drinking and said he got out with his machete and chased after them. So that's probably the part where he was meditating. Yeah. Pre. Carl, I believe we may have spoken about this guy. Allison Takas Escobar.

Okay. This is him right here. He's out in California and he was convicted of murder. Is that E. Rock? He looks so innocent. Well, he's not innocent. He is very guilty. and has been convicted.

Oh, okay. So here's what he did. He murdered his girlfriend on Christmas Eve. She probably being an uppity. He tortured her and tattooed her with what authorities described as degrading words. So they never tell you what the words were. He tattooed her chest.

He's torturing her for a weekend, having a grand old time. Got a tattooing kit, home tattoo kit, my first tattoo kit. And he's using that on her. Probably got a toys or others on him. He's tattooing. And they never explained in the article what he tattooed.

So, of course, we have to speculate. Yeah. I'm thinking maybe he wrote, like, dummy, because I'm a silly like that. Dumb broad, he wrote on there. What about, like, silly pants? Maybe he's tattooing silly pants on her chest. That'd be fun.

Well, how about, how about this? Are you assuming that he got the Fisher Price tattoo gun? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. For Christmas? How about this? How about, like, he just tattooed toothy blowjob on her chest? Like, that'll teach you.

Get your teeth in there. It's a warning to all the rest of the guys that are going to, right your corpse because i'm going to murder you now so he tormented this woman let me tell you how you know it's bad forcibly tattooing someone and killing them is terrible yeah but let me just tell you the nine felony counts that he got first degree murder torture kidnapping aggravated mayhem okay assault with the deadly weapon possession of child pornography by the way how is this guy not already in prison oh it's california that's right and inflicting corporal injury to a current or former co-inhabitant yeah

This woman wasn't the first one he tortured. Apparently, this guy's a problem. This guy might be like the worst person ever. I don't know how this is just a scumperate story. Well, this guy's a menace. I should have saved this for Christmas, shouldn't I? Maybe. People won't forget.

I'll forget. I'll call him for Christmas. Okay. All right, we'll save the rest of that story. There's not much to it, but his ex-girlfriend came out and says that he forced, got her pregnant at 17, forced her to have an abortion, which is, I don't know what you should do. You don't want to. Yeah. I mean, it's probably a good idea.

You don't want to leave your kid with a 17-year-old for an extended period of time. This guy probably wouldn't be father of the year. It probably was a smart move. But that I hate the color of your shirt, Vinnie. Because your beard is getting so long, when you step back, I can't see your collar. And it looks like you're, no, no, put your head down. Yeah. It looks like I'm looking at your chest and stomach when you still, yeah.

And every now that I'm like, is he a flasher? It's getting real creepy over here. Your skin colored T-shirt. it's like a purplish color yeah well the camera's the lighting I don't know I don't know one of this just freaks me out every now when I look over at you

Hey there kids you want to see something It's like we're already the creep up Now we're gonna start showing nipples It's creepy enough on here So he's been He's been convicted He has not been sentenced yet But I'm glad that this guy is behind

Barrascaro Yeah he seems like a problem I just wish I knew what he tattooed on his girlfriend If anyone has that information, please call into her voicemail line. Or if you want to speculate on it, call it to her voicemail line. Let's know what you think he tattooed. I'll tell you what I called a girl once that was really degrading. And boy, was she mad?

Poop breath. Called her poop breath. What's on about her school? She was not pleased. She didn't like that? Well, we didn't like her breath. Was she making out with you? Is that why?

No, just lunchtime. She called me fat. I called her poop breath and just kept it going. It would be funny if she ate your asshole out and then you call her that. Speaking of assholes Look at this, sweetie Ladies and gentlemen I want you to look right into this

We finally found someone with the worst dye job than Suttering John. Holy shit. This hair is atrocious. One of these days he's going to show up with his hair That collar. Yeah.

I've always been a redhead. Everybody knows it. This woman is 36 years old, believe it or not. She's behind bars. She allegedly contacted a 10-year-old child over Roblox, I believe. Yep. Or some type of social media video game.

platform. And she instructed a child on how to kill his newborn baby, or his newborn baby sibling. Yeah. So it turns out that Shulie's interactions with 10-year-olds is pretty tame in comparison to what this woman's up to. Yeah, this is Tara Alexis

Sykes. She was taken to custody last week in charge with one count of attempted murder will engage in aggravated child abuse. Now, this is a crazy story. She's talking to this kid regarding the two-month-old sibling. that they now have.

This is a 10-year-old child. Okay. Ten-year-old child playing video games. He's like, oh, man, I hate that I have a two-month-old brother-sister. It takes all these senses. So here's what you've got to do.

Let me give you a list of ways you can handle this. You can, you can, you can drown them in a bathtub. Sure. You can. Two months old can't swim. Yeah, you could burn the infant with scalding water.

Oh, yeah, we've talked about that already in the show. And that's only a misdemeanor. Right. he missed to be there. Now, you could also maybe just drop the kid on the floor. Oh, that worked? I thought they bounced. I thought they just bounced right back. And then she instructed the 10-year-old on how to kill the adults in the house. Okay. That the 10-year-old was temporary living with. Yep, yep, smart.

You can simply cut their throats with a knife. Okay, yeah, that'll do it. You can burn their house down by dowsing the bed sheets with aerosol spraying, setting them on fire. Oh, gosh, that's horrific. So they said that the kid did drop the child on the floor. All right, so who is this 10-year-old who's following these instructions? What is it going out here, Benny? Uh, Carl, I think this is like a child who's in some type of custody. Yeah, this kid ain't right.

Like a foster kid. This boy ain't right, huh? The kid went so far as a douse the sheets with aerosol spray, but the child was ultimately unable to carry out the instructions. Unable or unwilling? That's my question. for you so where there's a will there's a way they start looking into this and the cops start reading these chats back and listening to these chats and they're like oh my fucking god we got to go find this woman is anyone having more fun playing video games than this woman

she is just hooting it up over there you know what else would be fun is if you set your parents bed on fire let me tell you how to do that well she's 36 years old and has a 14 year old okay so she was a young mom it sounds like and uh apparently earlier this year her and her husband were both arrested because they were letting a 20 year old fuck their 14 year old and the 14 year old got pregnant

so they didn't teach the 14 year old about safe sex I see what the problem is here maybe if you leave stop parenting other people's kids and parenting your own you would have these problems yeah I wonder what would happen

once this pregnant 14 year old gives birth to this kid all right let me tell you some parenting lessons that I've been instructing other people online with. The parents also allegedly threatened to kill the 21 year old who impregnated their daughter. If that person's grandmother did not pay them $10,000. That's reasonable.

Which authority said she did. See, that's reasonable. They didn't go to the cops about this 20 year old fucking the 14 year old. They just went and got themselves paid while she's on their fucking new switch talking to a 10 year old telling them how to murder a 10 month old baby and how to burn the fucking house down and slice people's throw. she's a wackadoo i believe is what they call that that's a wacky lady right there not a good time not a good time and i apologize the kid did not drop the 10 month old i thought he did he yeah i think he killed his his younger sibling that's why she's um under arrest for oh yeah that's right the child was dropped on the floor in the kitchen by the 10 year old i'm sorry yeah i thought

that's so crazy about this i really i don't know what the law is obviously he've seen me on this show many times not knowing what the fuck the law is but how is she under arrest for something she told a 10-year-old to do. The 99.99% of 10-year-olds just be like, I'm not going to do that, lady. What are you talking about? That's crazy. Why is she under arrest for this?

If I, well, I shouldn't say anything about what I might do. I'm just wondering why she's culpable in this. So, for example, he did spray the aerosol on the bed, but didn't light it on fire. Right. Could she be arrested for attempted murder? She was. Well, only because this kid died. if no one died there's no one's checking out these chat logs no one gives the shit people say crazy shit with they're playing video games yeah and a kid's dead and then he's like well who told me to do it oh creepy lady 72 on fucking robo locks told me how to do it daughter preggers 58

10 the 10k bandit yeah well anyway crazy story i'll give you that when i read that uh story we did right before this with the guy torturing his girlfriend and he had all these other girlfriends come out and say that And he tortured them too and he had CP and he's tattooing things out of this girl. I'm like, usually it escalates gets crazier and crazier. How are we going to beat this one? And here we have it. It's the creepoff, baby. There you have it. We've done it again.

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Oh, yeah. It's one of the greatest things ever. How come nobody's asking. One of the best appearances ever. dude norm is the greatest I love it when my favorite norm appearances when he was on Letterman

and Letterman was like Why aren't you mad at Lauren Michaels He's like ah Lauren's a good guy And he just kept doing it To fucking trigger Dave It was great

Um Bye guys He gives a shit Terrible story down the show My bad Can't do Norm justice I'll never be able to It's my fault

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Go on now. Oh, boy. I don't like to lose it. This is very disrespectful.