The Creep Off - Episode 236: It's All Recreational

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

This week Karl & Vinnie are back from Detroit and bring you our third annual "Detroit Hangover Edition" Featuring scum stories and a cop cam that has it all! Check out the Stories Here:Man threatens to blow up beauty store, draws on face: Copshttps://www.kait8.com/2024/10/23/police-man-urinated-hospital-equipment-threatened-staff/Man hospitalised after stuffing 15 EGGS up his bottom while on GHB | Daily Mail OnlineEXCLUSIVE: Transgender Coach At Pennsylvania High School Who Was Previously Accused Of Undressing In Front Of Teen Girls RESIGNS After Starring In Porn While Smoking Meth - Reduxx'American Idol' Contestant Who Objected to Katy Perry Kiss Faces Child Sex Abuse Material Charge8-year-old Colorado girl allegedly fights off would-be kidnapper in clown mask in her bedroom - CBS ColoradoEx-fugitive sentenced for torturing and waterboarding 3-year-old daughterQuick-thinking Arizona teen outsmarts potential predator by giving him her mother’s cell phone number — leading to graphic texts with cops, his arrest

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! That ain't funny.

It's disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true cry podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. and joining me in studio, as always, my co-host. Some people call him my better half or third. It's hot cook of Carlo. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino.

What a fun weekend we had. Great to be back here at the Comedy of the Carlson. And all you find folks on the creep-off. I'm going to go ahead and tell you this, man. I'm going to give you some compliments. Let's not get used to this up front, everybody. You rented a nice joint. Oh, my gosh.

Our Airbnb was sweet. We had a nice joint. go back to the magic bag again next year just so we could get that place again. That place was like a hotel. It was. It was like literally staying at a hotel, except for the fact that I got to drink heavily and be as loud as I want.

It was way better than a hotel. Yes. Yes, to house with a kitchen and all the things you'd want in a house, many bathrooms. I enjoyed it. Well, folks, this show is usually a competition. Today, it is not, however. This is what we do when we come back from these live shows. We've got to decompress and work our way back into some shit. So today, We're going to watch a little cop cam.

We're going to tell some scum stories. And, of course, we're going to do the most important thing. Celebrate Super Chat Monday, Carl. That is correct. Happy Super Chat Monday. What a day to be alive right now. And, of course, the way you celebrate Super Chat Monday is the same way that Koof celebrates Super Chat Monday. And as with a Super Chat, thank you for not offing yourselves.

Same to you, Koof. You're welcome. Now, is Koof OCD? Like, if Koof didn't post that, would it, would you have bad luck? No, he'd jump off a bridge. okay he has to thank everybody else so they remind him thank you for not doing it he's like you're welcome and he just needs that i was overthinking it you're right no we do appreciate that you are still here with us coo yes don't go anywhere don't go anywhere we got a super chat from red jared

see he gave us 10 bucks and i'm gonna read this and it kind of ripped my heart out of my chest right before the show started so thanks for that red jared thanks for the distraction creeps i had to put my dog down last week and greenland has been looking pretty fucking scenic at least i know she's safe from Rob Saul now. Very funny joke at the end, concerning in the middle. Yes, there's nothing worse

than having to put down your best friend, someone you've, you know, a pet you've been with for 12, 15 years. Yeah. It's fucking brutal.

I've been through it. I know what you're going through. But time, man. Time will heal all wounds and you'll look back at the good times. I'm a dog guy myself, Red Jared. I have three of them.

I love them all. I've had to, it's happened. It's terrible when it does, like Carl said. But can I just say, the thing to remember your life is valuable and think about what you could do with your life

you could go and save another dog you could go give another dog a good home you could go to one of those kill shelters and literally save one of their lives so you know what you do is up to you buddy super sincere vitty right now yeah do something good adopt a dog if you're listening to this

you've been thinking about doing it please do it those fucking places are so brutal and dogs are so good and sweet and such good some of them are some of them are jerks some of them are real jackasses Yeah, my wife's what is pretty shitty. Some of the dogs out there kind of suck. I'm not going to lie, but there's a lot of great ones that need homes.

I was so stressed out when I got home yesterday. The only time I felt better is when my dog Ramona came and sad with me. I fucking love that dog. Nice. So I'm with you, Red Jarrett. Feel better, buddy. Yeah, it'll get better for sure. Sorry to hear that.

But thanks for being here with us because we got a fun show for you today. And it starts with us explaining that I'm very upset. Yes. We had a vote this week. Of course, last week we had the creepiest. personal trainer and Vinny and I both brought some creeps for you all and then we ask you to please go to the creepoff.com and vote for you thought brought the biggest creep as far as a personal trainer and I don't know if I said this distinctively or not I probably did you vote

one time everyone just votes the one time you know like an election kind of thing this isn't American Idol yep this is this is important and listen if I'm wrong and what you did was you took your laptop down to the nursing home and had a bunch of old people vote what it a time. That's fine. You're allowed to do that. But you're not, you personally are not allowed more than one vote. So a couple of things that we're going to do differently starting next week because there is no competition this week. And I, uh, I gave Danny the day off because I'm so he's punishing you, the listeners who are cheating. You don't get to see boobs today. No boobs for you. No boobs. Everybody suffers because of you today. And they are better than ever

right now. I hope you feel real good about yourself. I'm trying to cheat for Vinny. Danny, you could send Carl and I picks, but nobody else gets him. So we had about a 3,000% increase in total votes this week. It was fucking silly. It's stupid. If you're going to cheat that much, we're going to kind of notice that there's cheating going on. Yeah, I mean, could you make it a little less obvious if you're going to do it?

I mean, Jesus Christ. Even the mainstream media couldn't act like those were legit votes. And we knew it was fake because it says Kamala Harris won. It's fucking crazy. That's not all. It doesn't make any sense. So here's what's going to happen. So, Vinny, you got like, what, 2,000 votes or?

Yeah. I technically won, but here's the deal. Here's the deal. Here's the deal, true believers. I very much want to believe there is some integrity in this goddamn game. This horrible game that shouldn't exist. There needs to be integrity. And I have offered before when people cheat to back off of a point.

And I'm offering that today, Carl. No, I did not win last week. And that the cheating was rampant, but I don't think people were cheating on my behalf. And I did not receive a lot of votes. So I'm giving you this one. If it was the normal amount of votes, you would have had easy 70, 80% of the votes. Not the 95% of the votes that you did. Even with the adjusted for cheating numbers that we had, you still like 92%.

So you definitely won last week. I'm going to give it to you for sure. Are you saying I bested you? You bested me last week. So clip it, Alex. I think you have a drop for that, don't you? when you add a point i believe i do carl one more for the good guys it's speaking of which let's talk about detroit before we get into the show a little bit okay oh one more thing about the

voting starting next competition there's going to be a captcha you're gonna have to do it from now on sorry guys yep you're to have to show your idea it's very easy to get around a capture just be a person just be a person voting there you go you have to apologize for that crazy things happened in Detroit. Carl, I was in the presence of a creepoff Hall of Famer. Wow, were you? I was a little bit jealous. I still feel icky. I still feel like. I went to a, I went on Drew Lane's podcast and from there went right to the hockey game only to find out Vinny's living his best life. It's kind of what I do when I go out of these things. It's true. Now, we all know if you are a patron of the creep off, we have been following Hulk Hogan's antics

with his beer. We watched the video from earlier last year, or this year when Nick Hogan, his son, was pulled over for DUI and Hulk showed up looking old as shit with a big old walking stick and he comes up and he starts trying to give wise words to the cop because he's all Christian

and shit. Right. He's like, you know, brother, every terrible thing in my life has happened because of alcohol. This is just terrible. I'll take care of my boy. We watched him find Jesus. And then he put out a beer. Jesus a few weeks later.

And that it's time for real American beer, dude. And he shows up at the RNC wearing the T-shirt for the beer company. Yep. And he also showed up in Ferd, not Ferdale, Howell, Michigan. He was all over Detroit. The day that we got into Detroit, I forgot who said it to us, some nice listener sent us a note saying, here's the Hulkster's schedule today.

He's going to be at this place. He's over at Buffalo Wild Wing. that he's over here at this other place. So multiple chances to go and see Hulk Hogan. I believe you were following him around, right, Vinny? Well, producer Chris, the greatest. He's a Mench. He watches Thunder and Paradise with us,

which we're going to watch part two of Thunder and Paradise part two this Friday. Can't wait. I saw someone complaining about us watching those. Are you nuts? It's the best bonus shows we do. You're all out of your mind. So here's the deal. I decided to go out there.

It was 45 minutes away from the Airbnb. We had driven in from Rochester very early that morning. And we were like, what dude we're going to go see hulk we're going to see what happens and let me tell you what that motherfucker does he shows up at the venue for he scheduled 40 minutes is what they have i believe was 40 minutes five of it is getting his ass in there because he's kind of old he's walking around okay but if i stood next to him i think i'm taller than him now really no that's that can't be true i know he's not six five they always lied about their heights but he also his finishing

move was falling on his spine for 40 years. It's true. He's had a million back surgeries. I think they may have had to pop a couple vertebrates. I don't know what the fuck happened to. But he just looked a lot smaller than you would expect when you see Hulk Hogan. When you see Spence from Thunder and Paradise, you expect fucking Hulk. Superhero, right.

Not the guy fucking slunched over. Well, surprise, surprise. All he really wanted to do was tell everybody to vote. Yeah, they turned out they were just like Trump rallies, right? All these appearances were just him yelling about Trump. the whole time. And I'm going to send you, I'm sending a video to myself right now because I forgot to do this. Okay. And I'm going to play it on the show right now as long as it gets over to me. Excellent. Uh, I filmed Hulk. Oh, I haven't seen this yet.

Imitating Scott Hull. Oh, you got to love that. Hulk stole people's gimmicks, folks. This was what was amazing. He didn't come out there, go, real American beers running wild on you, dude. He didn't do any of that. He didn't tell us that real American beer is going to take us to the next level, man. Now, instead he goes, I've had this beer. It's a very good beer. You're going to like this beer. I've had other beers. They're not as good as this beer.

It wasn't take your vitamins, say your prayers, and drink real American beer. It wasn't that. It was all, hey guys. Hold on. I'm downloading it right now. It was just him doing imitations of Scott Holn, Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Well, if you're going to pick a couple guys of impressions out, those are two good ones. Yeah, but I wanted to see Hulk. Yeah. You know what I mean? I know exactly what you mean. You did get to see him. and you had a pretty nice interaction with them

but we'll talk about that right after this here's the video coming up that's not the one are these the uh edibles you got in michigan i don't know what you're talking about all right there's some good stores there there are why isn't this plane you son of a bitch download guys one of the things i like to preach about podcast

is being prepared you know what here's what he does always be ready for what you want to present guess what It's going on the bonus episode. I fucked up. You really don't have it? It's not played. I can buy some time for you if you want. Give me just a second.

Sure. I'll, uh... Yeah, buddy. I can always hit some drops for people. People like the drops they haven't heard in a little while. Whoa, you got butt slam. Oh, ho. Killing it, Carl.

What you think was going to happen when you go there. What you think was going to happen. That's what you wear. Going out half take it with your ass bear. Now you want it. this might be a little weird we're going to try it now give it the blame

give it the blame give it the blame oh we're going to get a fucking here we go did you stop it before we get that fucking oh right god damn it you just ruined this episode I hope not I hope not okay uh here we go

this survey time is everybody here going to vote for the mall ahead or is everybody here going to vote for Donald J. Trump? This is what he did. I love it. I think that's hilarious. Scott Hall was my favorite.

He was my favorite. Dude, listen, man. The outsiders, top three tag teams in my world. Sure. Maybe number two. Never going to beat the Heart Foundation. You kidding me? Right, right, right.

But fucking Scott Hall was the man And he goes out there My buddy Scott used to do this And he starts imitating him Then he starts doing The Stone Cold Steve Austin What when everybody drinks a beer? Mm-hmm

But he said one thing Did he smash two beers together And chug him? He did nothing fun He did nothing fun His first words he said were Hey, Hokomaniacs This was the only thing he did

That was like Hogan I'm sorry I'm late I was up all night last night I didn't think I was to be able to make it here Because I was a party with Trump till 4 a.m. That's definitely not the case. No shit.

He's definitely lying about that. Oh, dude. Okay, obnoxious John. Of my favorites, my personal favorite. It's not of all time. Come on. There's definitely better tag teams than the outside of this.

Is that what his complaint is? He's right, though. Okay. I just loved them. They were great. So Hogan does this thing where he goes, does anybody remember when I was in the NWO? And you saw how close I was.

There was a couple, like, 100 people. behind me yeah I looked at him and I went for life and he stopped and he poiled he gave me I got the Hogan point that's right brother NWO for life and then he just started talking about Trump again fuck yeah congratulations Vinny I bet if Hogan writes another book you'll be in it you probably made such an impact on him there was a Hulk of maniac at this event in Michigan do I know what a bark I was I wore my real American beer t-shirt oh of course you did I bought and I was going to wear it for the show and I was like oh shit this just worked out

well congrats I'm glad that you uh had a fun time it was just really in Detroit it was just really weird to see a creep off Hall of Fame I was in if I had gotten close to him I was trying to come up with what sarcastic question to ask him to film I had a couple I was leaning towards yeah like what did Vince ever ask you to shit out a woman's head that's a good one yeah that's a centering John ask a question yeah yeah yeah if friend had written it did you ever fuck sunny like I just ask him silly questions like that. Harpua is right.

I am just a big sweet child. It's not wrong. It is not wrong. Give the word sweet out of there. Well, listen, I would try to clone Hulk and pass that child off as my son. I'm not going to lie to why it Christian. He says, Vitty,

you would yank the Hulk hair for a sample. You're not wrong. Well, that's very exciting. Of course, we did a live show too, but whatever. We got Carl's Cop Cam. We got scum parade. What do you want to start today?

Well, I'm going to show you on video. we'll do a scum parade and we'll finish up on carl's cop cam to take us home how's that sound sounds great all right i'm going to show you one video and i told you about this in the hotel and i was going to show this a wATP live it just didn't fit this is how you fail a breathalyzer test folks this made me laugh uncontrollably i'm not going to tell you what i was up to when i was laughing uncontrollably but boy did i this is from russia this is a gentleman who's been pulled over for driving and the cops this is an old gentleman are trying to get him to breathe into the breath I thought it was a very different I was going to say that

brother was very different he thought it was a bottle of vodka he tried to drink it the fucking cops are laughing at him yeah that's funny oh god it made me roll he's like yeah yeah I'll take a pole that's fine thanks oh appreciate it you're good you're good kids yeah I appreciate and you know what let him go I say let him go about your business That's funny Let them go

All right Carl Let's do some scum stories Where do we want to start Oh yeah Let's start where I was last week Alabama Okay Before I get into this story

I'm not going to show you the mugshot But I've been to this area Of Alabama Where this is It's kind of close Uh Everybody's brain Just have to work it again guys

Always does Just like that You gotta get a defibrillator For your brain He saves Timothy like it. Okay. And he was kind of looking suspicious. Okay.

For this part of Alabama. Now, typically, I think this is just what Alabama people look like, but this guy really had a reason. He really looked like he was drawing attention to himself. Now, I'm going to show you the image of him. He was standing in front of an Alta beauty store. Yeah. Like this.

He's a beauty, all right? So I'll describe people who listen to the podcast or Bwide Mike that this man has taken the entire. Creola, the whole box of Crayola is out and just got a town on his face with them. He's got a green nose, a lot of reds, a blue beard. He's got a blue beard.

The blue beard is what really stands out to me. That takes a little bit more effort than just drawing on your face with crayons and markers. Now, he went to Alta. Now, he's standing outside of the place. He's not going in. But I imagine that the employees are a little terrified because the people who work there

are not exactly tough, tough folks. no and there's this giant dude standing out there with all this looking inside angrily and pacing in front of the store on a cell phone yelling at someone one of the employees goes out there and kind of listens to what's happening and he he basically threatened according to the employee is he says i'm going to blow this shit up listen this guy's obviously too busy with art projects to obtain bombs or blow anything up he's obviously not a threat and also i just want to point out melka's right he fell asleep at a party that's very possible mulca he was the first to pass out of the park and that's what i think is why he's pissed at alter oh probably they used all so it's a makeup he's like i'll fix him yep this is an alabama man we're not using logic here okay so he was he was arrested for making terroristic threats i want to be just like alabama man so the cops arrested him and he's facing 10 years in

prison for this is he really which is it insane it is because a guy like this cannot obtain a bomb this guy's not going to get a bomb they didn't find anything he didn't have anything he's just having a bad day he's like if jesus and bomb pop had a baby yes that's a that's a brilliant endopio yes well done this guy 10 a hundred thousand dollar bond for threatening to blow up at alter i mean don't do it but Right. Definitely don't do it. But just like threatening it and menacing the employees is kind of funny. What happened to freedom of speech in this country?

Yeah, what happened to jokes? I denounce it. What happened to people just enjoying a good joke outside of the store where they work? Oh, please. You know, 90% of those people are in there going, man, I wish I could blow this place off. Right. Nobody likes their job. They're thinking it's right.

John Zerbites nailed it. If only woke dad's art studio and open up on time, this could have all been avoided it. That's right. That's how he was saving lives. right? I never thought of that. Maybe he really is saving lives at that studio. Yeah. Well, that was a great story. A fun little tease to stick our toe in the creep well. I don't know who the creep is here. Don't you think that everyone should feel a little bit nervous about their lives when they're at work? Like, some people have very dangerous jobs. Not firefighters, but, you know,

other people actually have real dangerous jobs. You would want these employees to kind of be on edge a little bit from time to time. You know, firefighters face terrible odds, you know? Yeah, like the chili. Yeah, there's kitchen accidents. Yep, definitely spill the chili, slip on it. It's actually kind of hilarious, but it does happen. You know, there's a lot of accidents on those poles. That's true. It could be slippery.

Carl, let's go to Arkansas. Okay. We're going to introduce you to Tony Patton. Tony Patton had a friend in the hospital, and he came to pick her up. Okay. Only problem was he showed up pretty fucking hammered to come get her. Now, police arrested him after they say he urinated on hospital equipment and threatened a bunch of the staff members. Well, first off.

urine is sterile so I don't know what the problem is there I think that there's arrest him because he's a black man that's what I think racism but obviously it's Arkansas yes this is racism so this is 54 year old Tony Patton he was arrested also for terroristic threatening and public intoxication according to the affidavit officers responded to the local

hospital for quote someone drunk Patton went to the hospital to pick up a friend officers were advised that Patton was acting extremely impaired and was going through drawers and hospital equipment How did he get into the room? Well, obviously, there's a problem. This guy's being a problem. Yeah.

He ends up in some room and he starts just digging through all the equipment. Like, when I was a kid, I told you about the medical problems my dad had. He was in the hospital and shit. I used to do this shit. I used to go fucking all Howie Mandel with the fucking gloves and the thing. Start peeing on everything, too. Fill him with piss, throw him on a window. Yep.

That's fun. Yeah. You got to make your own fun when you have to spend every day after school in a hospital. It's true. Now, upon speaking, speaking, with him they uh he told the uh after you peed in the thing he took out a cup that was in one of them tried to pee in the cup like it was a specimen container right yeah it might have been some nurse's coffee well if you don't have like the ball and cup game on the string to play with

you got to find something to do so i'll see if i could pee in this little cup right here yeah and he did it like in the front of a bunch of people and the staff is like hey dude you got to stop and he goes I've killed 31 people, sir. I think that's good. As he's pissing in a cup, he's like, I've killed 31 people. I think bragging about your body count's a little tacky, to be honest with you. Get a couple in you. Sometimes people like to brag.

Yeah, I guess so. Well, he said, you're next. And then the cops came and arrested him. He's being held at the Greene County Detention Center. Well, how did his date go, though? Did he find his girlfriend or not? Well, I think she needed another ride. Oh, okay.

That sucks. Call an Uber. All right. Folks, we're moving on. Let's go over to Deutscheland. Not Deutschland. This person is Dutch. In other ones, yes, Holland.

Yeah, Holland. Sorry, that was the wrong one. Here we go. A gentleman, a Dutch man, had to be rushed to a hospital after taking a bunch of GHB and having a sex party in which he went into the kitchen and boiled 15 hard eggs. Yeah. So he's got some hard boiled eggs. And I guess everybody at the party took. term shoving them up his asshole yes they did uh they took the shells off yep they let him cool

down a little bit they're friends and then they shoved 15 hard-billed eggs in this guy's rectum and i just want to say because he was high on gb this should be the anti-drug commercial remember the one from when we were kids with the frying pan they're frying the egg like that never scared me i'm like i already think stupid i don't care but if you just showed like a guy like getting high and shoved eggs up their ass all like oh i drugs are bad i want nothing to do with this lifestyle could you imagine how bad this guy's fart smell oh god i would imagine like eggs very much so sulfur on uh last week this man showed up at the hospital with a stomach pains you don't say and the doctor's like oh well he does have a high heart rate and

uh rapid breathing so they uh did examine and they were like oh wow there's a uh a lot of weird bumps on your uh in your stomach down here lower your lower your lower He was in a lot of pain at this time Yeah And apparently when you stuff that many eggs up your own asshole You could tear your intestines open Which he did Exactly

Now I'm not sure if this guy should be embarrassed or celebrated To be honest with you of any This has to be a world record Is there another person who's put 16 or more eggs up their ass Pretty impressive I'd say it's more impressive than eating hot dogs I've seen a lot of guys who can eat hot dogs I see very few people

I like to see Joey Chess that try this Yeah, I've seen very few people Who can shove this many eggs up their ass Guinness World Records I saw it after two Eggs up eggs Quitter Hold on

Yeah, dang lizard Worry about his cholesterol I hear you A lot of health risks with this I want to see Lucy Tidebox try it You know what man That's behind the pay wall There's no category

Oh really? You actually did look it up. Of course. I just wanted to make sure. Hard-bolded eggs is the record. Apparently, this unnamed man in Holland is now the record holder. You know, the other thing I was thinking about? For smelliest fart and most eggs is asshole.

And you're shoving these things in your butt. I don't know, it's a party trick or whatever it is. Do you lose count? Could you imagine these guys are like, I don't know. I just put 10 eggs in my ass. I do it all the time. I don't know what the problem. They're like, oh, sir, we found 15.

Like, oh, okay, yeah. That was too bad. You know what's really funny is. That's on me. Eggs on my face. What is buddy's. showed up and they're doing the GHB. He's like, all right, you ready to do this?

He's like, yeah, and he pulls out a carton of eggs. He's like, that's not nearly enough. Go to the store, get another carton. One dozen eggs is all? Are you kidding me? Do that shit in my sleep? Dear God. So they had to perform what's called a lapertomy, a laparotomy surgery.

Easy for you to say. It is not. Oh. And they had to cut through his, like, stomach into his intestines to pull out the eggs. You know, I get these conversations. I get these conversations with people. They go, Teachers are underpaid.

What about these doctors? They have to remove hard-boiled eggs from a guy's asshole because he's having a fucking gay GHB party. Yeah, Dr. Steve would have been like, oh, it was a Thursday. Oh, yeah, Dr. Steve would have loved this. Dr. Steve would have been like, don't even give me a paycheck this week, guys.

This one's on me. Steve would sit there with this guy, like, so how did it feel? Do you have any video of it? Does anyone film it that I can watch? Here's the thing. The real problem was, when they started shoving these eggs down this guy's asshole, it was creating these bubbles of air inside of his intestines.

You're not supposed to have those in there, apparently. It was very bad and very painful. So, ladies and gentlemen, here's the lesson from today's show. Adopt, don't shop. Go get yourself a dog from the pound, take care of them. Don't shove hard-boiled eggs up your own asshole, even if it's a cool party trick. Also, according to this article, GHB is a drug used in date rapes as well as recreationally.

I'd say date rapist would argue that it's all recreational. Just saying. It's all recreational is the name of the episode today. It's all recreational when it comes to GHB. Jesus Christ, that's fucked up. I went too far. Nah. But you don't want, it's Super Chat Monday and I'm feeling it.

We're having a fantastic Super Chat Monday over here. Speaking of which, they're coming in, Carl. They are. Oh, Michael P. Michael P. Save a Tua and put a guardian cap on. Go Bills. Yeah, why was Tua not playing with one of those stupid,

ridiculous fucking helmet things? Well, because his brain has already been too scrambled, and he's just like, I don't need it. Yeah, he just forgot it. Forgot it. And his kids' names. He had a great game, though. Yeah, the Dolphins lost, though.

Yeah, they sure did by one point with one second left. And did I want to hang myself? Yep. Yeah, that was a tough way for that to end. And then I pet a dog. Good. Good. Joseph Collins.

Hail Vinny and hail Carl. Thanks for the dollar 99, my man. Hail Joseph Collins. Mason in Portland says Seahawks beat themselves. F the bills. I'm going to argue with that a little bit here. I agree with you that didn't play the best game. Obviously, when you have it at the goal line and you hike it over your,

Gino Smith's head, that's not going to help things. But you've got to understand. The other play where Gino's lineman stepped on his foot and he tripped and the bill's got the ball back that was because they stuffed the run the three plays before that i mean the bills played very very well they held they held kenneth walk in the third of 12 rushing yards that's pretty goddamn good you know what i just realized the biggest matchup in american history is happening next week oh what's that dolphins bills on sunday yeah baby we're gonna get so fuck we should go what i mean you might as well show up with some fucking hard-boiled eggs

like miami's getting fucked up we'll see that team This is so bad, right? Oh, my God. The AFC East is a disaster. We're in second place somehow. It doesn't make any sense. It's only because you haven't played as many games. Yeah, we had a buy week, so we're in second place.

We haven't had as many losses. Last Dabler standing, thanks for the two bucks. Glad to meet you all in Detroit. Great to meet you too. Great to meet you. Thanks for coming out to that. It was a very fun show. Hamilton Burger, thanks for the two Canadian.

Cool hand Luke, meet cool ass Luke. There you go. I love it. The guy's got to have some nicknames with his friends. Let's talk about people shoving more things up their own asshole. We, Carl. That's all we do here. Pretty much. Never anyone attractive, though. It's really the problem. Sasha Yates from Gettysburg, Pennsylvania is a transgender sports coach for the Gettysburg, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania high school. Well, not so much anymore. You see, Sasha is an interesting case. She started working in the school district in 2018 while still identifying as a male. But in 2020, he began using the name Sasha after declared he was transgender. Yates has three children, two of which appear to live in the United Kingdom with their mother,

and one young daughter who lives with him in Pennsylvania. Two lucky kids and one very unlucky kid. So there's this thing that we've noticed when we talk about trans creeps. And it's the creeps. It's not trans people. No, I mean, not all trans people are creeps. Yeah, I mean, obviously this is a very weird and rare occurrence where a trans person is a super weird creeper out. children very strange very rare yeah it hasn't been depicted on south park for years or anything like

that nope didn't see those ones i was just watching the casabonita episode and repeat a great one too now during this time she's she's coming out she's transgender and she's working with the kids in sports so she starts using the women's locker room with the kids girls locker room yeah Right. So he would be in, she would be in the women's locker room and would start asking the young girl's questions about being a woman. So it's like she was trying to get the kids to teach her shit about their periods and their panties. I swear to God, this is a real life Miss Garrison. Right. This is what Mr. Garrison would do when he, when he pretended that he was trans.

It's like, oh my God, I got my period. I got to go get an abortion. That's pretty much what Sancho was doing. Oh, it's time for another abortion. I got to get this baby ripped out of me. Where do you get your abortions at, girls? Right. Like, it's just, these are children that we're talking about here. So the girls later reported that they were able to see Yates' penis through his very sheer underwear as he's asking them about, as she's asked him about their periods.

Yeah, Yates stripped down to bra and panties. Yep. In the women's, in the girls' locker room. And, yeah, everything's still there. Now, here's some fun facts about this case, because Redux.com did the, you know, dirty work on this so I'll give them a plug there was a public outcry about this so people went to the school

so what they did was they the school district quietly hired an attorney to do investigation into the allegations that he had exposed himself to the female students okay and how did the attorney figure that out they probably interviewed all the girls about it about the incident no no no didn't talk to any of them but Christopher Harris the attorney that the school district hired said that this was unsubstantiated oh despite never interviewing the girls, like we said.

Okay. And it also turns out that this guy, Harris, about six months later, was arrested on child porn charges. This is the creepiest school in America. If your children are in this school, get them out immediately. This is crazy. So this initial report on Yates' conduct came just as his contract with the district was up for renewal. And though two of the young girls who have been exposed to Yates' inappropriate behavior were daughters of school. school board members, the district still voted to renew him.

You do not want to let a trans person go. It could be very bad PR. That's got to be what it is, right? It's got to be because there's no reason to keep this person around. What you're fucking doing, the Rick Flair helicopter or the girl's locker room, there's usually you get fired. Yes, that is. Unless you're Rick Flair or a trans person. Correct.

Yeah. So speaking to Redux board members, Michelle Smyers explained that on the evening of September 29th, she received an email from a concerned parent. featuring two attachments Carl both were homemade pornography porno videos of Yates engaged in what they call disturbing sex acts okay one video is Yates sitting there with this is the quote from the school board member one video is Yates sitting there with some tight woman's shirt on about not with about nothing on his bottom smoking with what I thought was a crack pipe but it turns out it was let's talk about Matt, baby, let's talk about a yes-a-ree, let's talk about all the bad things and the bad things

meth and see, let's talk about meth. It's almost like this person's mentally ill or something. After seeing that, she says, I opened the next video, and there he was wearing a bra, bent over a sick or something with a black male, wearing a full hood over his head behind him, performing anal sex on him. He was looking directly at the camera the whole time. That's not creepy at all. Horrified Spires immediately contacted the school district's police station. chief had reported having received the videos she then called the school board president who assured her

that yates would be gone the next day disturbingly yates appeared to have known that smyers received the videos and contacted her via text message the next day to assure her that he would tender his resignation smyers says she believed that she was a gesture intended to get her to keep quiet on the videos so it was like hey listen i'll just disappear mhmers instead escalated her concerns filing a formal complaint with pennsylvania's child line the state child's protective authorities because, after all, this person was swinging dick in the locker room and now just doing meth, you can't have this person in the school making this shit. Hold on a second, Vinny.

I don't care what you do behind closed doors, but if you're fucking smoking meth and getting fucking balled out and then going in and waving it around. So you don't want your daughter seeing a grown woman who has a penis in the locker room. It's very narrow-minded of you. I'm actually disappointed. That's not what I said. Very disappointed.

I said I didn't want one whose asshole could wink at them doing that. Okay. Fair enough. So, Yates resigned, and a bunch of people that they reported this to claim that they never knew about the initial investigation. Okay. So it's very weird that this person was rehired after all this. So, yeah, Redux reached out to the Gettysburg Area School District for comment, but they did not receive a response in time for this publication. I'm going to say this person shouldn't be employed by a school.

I'm just going to go out in the limb. Mm-hmm. What do you think? I'm filming yourself smoking meth seems really stupid. Seems like you're a really dumb person. Non-white dabbler. Nice to meet you. Personally, I'd prefer a penis have her with a loose asshole being in the same room with my daughter.

Okay. Well, no further explanation needed. He made a good point. He made a good point. It's like, yeah. Oh, not the problem. Okay. Still a little creepy.

I get it. I get what you're going for there. Carl, that is Sasha. We'll find that. We'll keep an eye on Sasha Yates. Now, let's talk about this guy. This is a young man making out with Katie Perry on American Idol. The lucky guy, he's talented, a singer, plays the guitar, and look at that.

Now, he's 19 years old when this photo was taken, and the reason why he's being kissed everybody is because he told them all that, I never kissed a girl before. and I'm just saving it for something special. Oh, he's like one of those got a prudy, nerdy guys who is, you know, has these ideals about love and marriage. I'm saving my first kiss for the love of my life. I'd rather be around the loose asshole trans person than... Well, he could be right about that.

Why is this guy in the news? It's happened a while. It's happened years ago. Well, looking me in the eyes and stabbing a baby. I'd rather be around that person than this dork. He was, he's 26. pictures old now and he was allegedly in possession of 700 images of child sexual abuse material according to the police oh so that's why he hated this experience because he had to kiss an adult

woman yeah so my point is he goes on american idol katie perry calls him over and i would play the clip for you but i can't no we can't and uh katy perry calls him over and says oh give me a kiss on the cheek and she turns around and kisses him on the lips right to be his first kiss and he was very embarrassed by that he kind of didn't like it yeah And then we find out why he didn't like it because Katie Perry is in her 30s. Yucky. That's exactly it. Let me tell you so that.

I would crawl over a glass to make out with Katie Perry. You fucking kidding me. Katie Perry is amazingly gorgeous. I kissed a petto and I liked it. I don't think that's going to chart. I don't think so either. California pads are irresistible. So during the show, she kissed her.

him and then after he goes on all this whole all these shows about how he complained how it appropriate it was right I just was trying to save it for someone special he's a wholesome boy obviously yeah we should call this dude out Benjamin glazes 26 he was arrested out October 18th following the months long investigation now I want to point out I don't think American Idol is going to change the name of their show now they should they this is embarrassing for them if they don't change it they had a petto on their show they're not going to change the name that's crazy

uh we'll get we'll get we'll get vtl on here for comment good good um fuck him i would kiss s j for a chance to fuck kp yeah well it's you're not wrong not wrong about that you are not wrong all right let's make this next oh hold on before we move on from this kid yeah i just want to point something out so 26 years old caught with 700 images and videos uh they didn't find all the hard drives yet we've been doing these stories for too long i know for a fact there isn't a pedal around that has fewer than 3,000 images and videos. They don't stop at 700. Well, Carl, that's where you're wrong.

I'm different. You see, I like to be friends and have a relationship with the children that I take pictures of and have pictures of. I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it. There's more hard drive somewhere. Keep looking, boys. Yeah.

All right. Super Chat's coming in, Carl. Hey, it's Super Chat Monday. So that works out really well. Joseph Collins says, Tom Cigar almost died in college from a GHB overdose. Is that a true? true story? I don't know enough about Tom Segura. Who was

trying to rape him? Josh Potter, but he couldn't find the hole. Non-white dabbler. Content's still good. Thank you, brother. Thank you brother. Yeah, that is a true story. What happened? He was just taking it for fun? I don't know.

But he did a whole, this is not happening about. it. Now, Dang Lizard asked an interesting question. They had a pito that was sexually assaulted by Katie Perry. Does that cancel each other out? That's a good question. Now, if I'm this guy, this guy's lawyer, I would blame being molested by Katie Perry for all of this. Right. He didn't do my client did nothing like this until he was sexually assaulted by Katie Perry on national television. He couldn't handle the pressure. Yeah, let's check her out what Russell Brands got on his hard drives. Maybe she does this all the guys. We don't know.

I think we should check Russell Brin's Probably should anyway Russell Brad thinks he's Jesus Christ now And it is astounding He's interesting And the only reason I know that is because Subrutt at Surfing is on Rumble I was just gonna say

And every time I turn on Rumble It's just fucking Yep Hey it's me weirdo fucking guy From the movies that you used to like 15 years ago He's pretty hard to miss on that Rumble That is true

Oh he stinks All right Carl Speaking of people who stink Let's meet Thomas Gallagos shall we Yeah, what's he up to? No good. He's 56 years old. He is under arrest and accused of attempting to kidnap a child in northeastern Colorado last week.

According to the arrest affidavit, Gallagos is suspected of breaking into a home on October 15th in Sterling. It happened in the middle of the night on Walnut Street. And the man was allegedly wearing a cloth clown mask. Dude, clowns cannot catch a break. Whoever the clown lobby is, they suck. Every single thing that clowns do is creepy and awful. It's never like clowns. saves lives celebrated and the key to the city and so he's just like another guy in a clown suit

raped a bunch of people and his children in his basement like great why can't they all just be like crusty and do adult crimes gambling hookers right smart cigar smoking stick to the vices clowns now the man went into the bedroom of an eight-year-old girl and attempted to kidnap her officer said he blindfolded the girl and when she fought back he hit her in the head and tried to choke her. The man allegedly ran off with the girl's phone before police officers arrived at the scene. So that girl's not going to have any trouble sleeping for the rest of her life. That's great. Dude. Could you imagine this happening when you're eight that a clown comes into your room and tries to murder you or kidnap you? I have a feeling that you're not going to feel

real safe sleeping in your bed in your room ever again. I want you to know, like look at this face of this guy. Yeah. You see this guy in Wegmans. You see him in a supermarket. You don't think people fucking like this out of that he's fucking putting on a clown mask and trying to grab an eight-year-old out of her bedroom you're saying he doesn't fuck you don't think that guy looks guilty i've just said he looks like a normal dude you would see around it's like it's you never know protect your children yeah it's like a regular dude yeah it's like a regular dude yeah yeah you wouldn't even know they were able to use a uh now i'm also going to point out it says he stole her cell phone yeah that's fucked up The dumbest thing you could do, folks, the dumbest thing you do is steal someone's cell phone.

They do have tracking devices on it. It is literally a GPS. It is a literal device used to track people. So, you know, way to go, Tom. Would you think you were to see the eight-year-old sweet nudes? Yeah, you think she's taking nudes and herself and setting up to classmates? They don't do that until they're 10 or 11. Yeah, he ended up getting arrested and he is in prison now.

He has no bond. They're doing DNA tests. on the clown mask and a pair of gloves that he left behind at the scene. I'll give him credit, though. He does look like he's regretting some of his actions in that photo. He can't even look up to the lens on it. He's just like, yeah, I fucked up. This isn't a good look.

He's thinking, should I have gone Spider-Man mask? Yes. Like Cardiff? Cardiff, what mask do you wear when you sneak into children's bedroom? That's a great question. Let me know. All right, let's meet this piece of shit. Who would be, so, you know, we've met a lot of crazy characters through the

dabble verse and through our travels. And, you know, this past weekend, we were hanging out with some of those crazy characters like J.T. and Obnoxious John and, you know, obviously, uh, Tuki, Cardiff. Who would surprise you the least that you found out there were total creeps that are going to prison for the rest of their lives? Oh, boy. That would surprise me the least? Yeah, who would surprise you the least?

Like, I told you tomorrow, I'm like, oh, guess what? So-and-so turns out is actually a, like an E-So kind of guy. Who would surprise you the least? If you would ask me this three years ago, I would have said Cardiff. Yeah, I'm saying Cardiff now. I'm still going. Really? Oh, yeah, for sure.

For sure. Okay. It would surprise you the least. Cardiff's a great guy. We all love Cardiff. I'm just saying, I wouldn't be like, what? I just like, okay. You know, I will say this.

Cardiff, every time he comes to a live event, he always brings his wife with him. They have a nice time. No, I know. They're lovely people. They're very nice people. Yeah. But there's probably a reason why she's like, I have to go with you. maybe she doesn't trust him that might be what it is i like some of the people are saying ray de veto

o j dick masterson a couple more ray de vitos oh who would surprise me the least vito veto veto yep that that one wouldn't hide played sight kids yeah that's a good point all right this gentleman is a real fucking garbage piece of shit his name is uh what the fuck is this guy's name oh is this nathan ginter nathan He's 43 years old. And he's going to spend the next four decades in prison for abusing his three-year-old daughter. Oh, that's probably not good. Yeah.

Was she misbehaving? No, this was a three-year-old child. And in order to teach her discipline, what he thought the best thing to do would be be to a waterboarder. Okay. That's how you get answers for people. I've learned there from the CIA. Did you eat the cookies? Right.

I did eat the cookies dad It was me I'm sorry You're going to get a lot of confessions from this kid That they didn't do anything Also He would beat her with a bamboo stick Not good And then the worst of all

And what got him caught for these horrible things Was he would take a stun gun And shock the child in the ass When she wasn't behaving He did this so often It caused burns on this poor kid I'd hate to see his technique for training dogs. This is how he treats a three-year-old girl.

It's not great. Why don't know the worst part? What's that? The three-year-old's mother, Tiffany, Britain, reportedly pled guilty to similar charges of abuse against the kid. These are very specific, horrific torture techniques. And it's like similar? Can you be more specific?

What do you mean similar? Also waterboarding this kid? She's like, that looks fun, not my turn. You know what? I'm sorry. to backtrack a little bit, Gooney. You may have nailed it. Joey C.

Gosh, I also saw Eric Zane show up in the comments. And I went, oh, Zane has people in his trunk, of course. Zane might have some of that going on as well. Oh, man. You don't fucking hurt kids. The victim's nine-year-old sister saw the abuse in test fighting court. It's like, bye, dad. Fuck you.

40 years. What a piece of shit But this is why Like most dads Just psychologically torture their daughters There's no physical evidence Like you can torture your kids All you want

You just can't leave physical evidence You will get busted Every time You get caught You know what man We just got into some real dark shit Yeah How about we laugh about something for a minute

Yeah You know What we like to do on the creep up From time to time Is tell a fun story Where Pedal gets his comeuppance Yeah I got one of those for you

Right I love this So what we're looking at here is a 14-year-old girl standing in a crosswalk and a gentleman by the name of why I usually write their names right up top. Isaiah Navarro. That's him. Isaiah Navarro. He's 37 years old. And she was walking to school.

And he stopped just to have a little chat with her. And she outsmarted this kid. That's from a ring security video in the neighborhood. Well, he stopped because he was looking for the closest McDonald's. No. He was looking for the closest child. and pretended to be looking for a McDonald's. And if she had said, oh, it's that way,

he would have said, you want to go for a happy meal? That's a good move. No, it's not. Right, but it's an awful thing. It is a bad thing. You're right. Edit that part out later, Betty, when we post this. I will not.

The Arizona team was on her way home from school. I apologize. So she crossed the road in front of Isaiah Navarro's car in the residential neighborhood of Glendale. Now, he asked where's the closest McDonald's, and then he randomly asked her to get, get into his car that then he asked she was like no she refused it's like hey can i get your number all right so the teen put her mother's phone number into the guy's cell phone i i told you lisa

to stop doing that i keep getting all these creepy tax and phone calls from your boyfriends it's annoying stop it now here's the fun part she goes over tells her mom the mom then calls the police. The police call me they confiscate the phone and within a few hours guess what's happening guess who's texting. I'm a little surprised that the mom wouldn't just police this herself a little bit and just see like what happens. You're like immediately goes to the police

and you're like all right this phone's about to be a lot of evidence so take a look. Well the first thing we're showing here is a screenshot says my mom will get mad so my dad I'm only 14 and he wrote maybe one day can you keep our convo between me and you a secret? When is it the best time to call? you. And other words, yes, I don't know what's going on here. Well, he's confirming he wanted to be a secret. I think he was typing so fast. Yeah. He wasn't even reading the conversation.

He's very excited about this 14 year old hottie that he's going to hook up with. Can't wait. So he's really thrilled about it. And he also said the cops, he's talking to the cops. Then he starts getting graphic asking for specific sex acts with the kid. Yeah. Why don't we share some nudes? Get to know each other a little bit. Asking for pictures. our first date sure and then he called the number up to 30 times he's not desperate or anything you fucking loser that's not a good luck please just go on with me oh so lame the cops are like dude we were going to let you off but this is just so sad it's a crime yeah so they uh schedule a rendezvous and uh this guy shows up and hey where's my 14 year old girlfriend is all just a bunch of cops

there's a guy who looks sorry for what he did that's the guy who realized he fucked up right there. Do you want to meet me at the precinct and we'll get some milkshakes? Sure. Uh-oh. Wamp. Yeah, now he's arrested in all of jail. He's currently being held on a $250,000 bond. And can I just go ahead and say, how brazen?

Yeah. Midday, walking right up to a kid. Let me get a number. Within a couple hours, he's sending dick picks to a kid who's 14. Well, the problem I have in this article is that they act like this girl is a hero. As if girls have never given the wrong. wrong number to a guy before yeah wow how amazing it's one of the older tricks in the book no shit yeah but uh well at least um she was not a victim and she got another creep off the streets for us

yeah we appreciate that so carl i think that means it's time for your cop cam you ready hit it i can't wait to see calls cop cam fight with the cops for no reason will you please show me cause cop can lose all your rights ruin your life oh boy i love these i got a fun one for us today uh this one checks all of the boxes and uh i got to remember who said and then i'll take a look but i'll let you start playing the first clip basically what's going on here is you're seeing a woman she's going 67 in a 45 It's pretty late at night She's weaving a little bit

Going way too fast There's a couple other people in her car Little bit or a lot of it A little bit So the police decided like Alright let's check up on this They pull her over And she's not having it

She's got better things to do Than they get pulled over While speaking with her He noticed she had bloodshot eyes Slurred speech And a strong odor of intoxicants coming from her Okay how much of you had a drink tonight I have not. I literally, it was a whole family reunion. My whole family came from Texas right now.

Yep. And I was like trying to take care of all of them tonight and stuff. And I'm trying to go to my dad's pick on my kids. So how much of you drink tonight? Do you have a couple drinks? Not that much. Wrong answer. If I'm driving, not that much. Okay. That guy in front of me was literally driving the same speed as I was going. Okay. Passender's, do you guys with you guys? I'm just trying to figure out my dispatcher. I'm just trying to figure out my dispatcher. So I just want to know what I'm talking with. Okay. Did you have your seatbelt on earlier? I didn't have my seatbelt on. Okay. Send your vehicle, Rebecca.

All right. So, yes, this is from Jeff Spangler. Thank you. He sends in some great ones for us. Oh, thanks, Jeff. And sorry, the audio's a little choppy. It's not terrible. It gets a little bit better.

It's a little bit annoying. Yeah, I was thinking that was me for a second. I was about to have a stroke. I should have warned you. It's kind of annoying. But, yeah, as you mentioned, how much we had to drink? Not that much is the wrong answer. Where are you coming from?

I'm coming from a party, obviously. I came from a big party with everyone to my family who's celebrating. Right, yeah. So obviously, I'm not drunk. It's coming from a huge party. Yeah, when you're a bunch of relatives you haven't seen it while, nobody drinks. Of course. No drinks just because they can't stand the side of their uncle.

So the cop goes back in his car and he's running the plates and the license and everything. And all of a sudden, they're trying to get his attention. They're waving out the window at this cop. That's a suggestion, by the way. DeWired Christian says, I came from a funeral of my mother. That's the answer. Feudrals don't usually go until 1.30 a.m., but I hear what you're saying. We were mourning extra hard.

You can try that. You can definitely try that. So they're waving to get this police officers. attention, so he walks back up, and they have a very good reason for why they should be let go. While running Mariana's info and waiting for another officer to arrive, she randomly waved to get the deputy's attention. What can I help you with? Dude, when we were pulling off from quick trips, someone jumped him.

There's probably cameras that could trip. I tried pulling off and getting him away from there to go to my dad's on. Somebody jumped in my quick trip. Huh? Where, what's your quick trip? The new one. The new one. Okay.

We'll talk to you about that in a little bit, okay? So you're not going to let us go. I'm not letting you go right now. Why now? Why? Because we have another further investigation to do right now. So right now you're not free to leave into your ability to drive safely, first of all. You want me next?

Nope, not right now. You're going to stay in the vehicle for right now. So stay right here. I'll be right back with you. Hey, sir. Okay. So basically, she forgot about this detail the first time she talked to the officer and then says, by the way, my buddy

here just got jumped at the gas station. Can we go now? So I think we can go, right? Isn't that how that usually works? It's like, oh, you're having a bad night? Oh, then, yeah, please, go about your day. I didn't realize he didn't have been having a bad night. My apologies didn't mean to make it worse. Now, if that's

not funny enough, my clip three, this is how they think they're speaking the cop's language with this one. Oh, no. I saw what you labeled this. Literally hit him all set. So, so do you Do you need an ambulance? Huh?

Do you need an ambulance? No, okay. Okay, sir, hey, look at me. What's that? I need to be able to see in the vehicle. I just got to jump by the whole bunch of black guys, 15, 20 minutes ago. So we will look into that here shortly. We're worried for them following us.

They're black people. Literally, you want the cameras? Yep, we will follow up with coach if we're writing that. Really, you're going to follow up with quichip? Yeah. Because we took off because we're scared for our lives. We'll wait for you. We'll wait for you.

Oh, I'm not looking for you right now. Right now we're going to look into that incident and we have something. So you're going to hold on for a second. Well, first of all, we're concerned about your ability to drive a vehicle. My ability is right now. You want me to walk on to do the sobriety test. We're going to wait for my partner before that happens right now. Okay?

Nope, you're staying in the vehicle, okay? I'm telling you to stay in the vehicle. I've told you that multiple times already. I don't- Yep, but there's three of you guys in the vehicle. Okay, so right now, right now, you're preventing me from doing that right now. Okay, so right now we're waiting for my partner to get here. We're going to look into your ability to drive and then we're going to look into him getting a jump as well.

With another gun. need two guns to make sure that I can do a sobriety. Stay in your vehicle. Jesus Christ, they're all over the place. So I love this guy. Just like, did you not hear me? I said there was a bunch of black people. Obviously, that's why we're speeding.

Hurry. You could still catch them. Right. Yeah, it's like, black people, what? Why are they loose? Why I ought to. They must have gotten out of their prison cells. I don't understand this.

That was just fucking hilarious. I got a job by black people. That was a star. That was marvelous. Could try, though. Could try. I don't think it worked. It was unique.

was a different try. The cop probably doesn't get that one often. Yeah, that one we haven't heard before honestly in 2024. That's a different one. This is a try to do, but they stole my truck. We are going to hear some of the other things that we've been watching on these cop cams. And it starts with the woman's being

a little uncooperative, as you can tell there. So it's time to be detained, I think. Hey, see it. Get out of the vehicle. Come back here. Right now you're going to be detained. Right now you're being detained. Right now you're being uncooperative. Come back here. Come back. back here. You are not walking away from me.

Grab me like that. Do not grab me like that. Stop. Do not grab me like that. 2.25, 1033. Don't, no, no, no, no. For what? For what? For what?

For what? For what? Stop resisting. Stop. Don't you guys. Right now you're being detained. You are grabbing me for no reason. You're being detained.

You are trying to walk away. For why, I'm not walking away. I was in my car. I was in my car. I was in my car. I was in my car. I was in my car. Put your hand in your back in your rest. No, for way.

I was in my car. You don't have any cars. How many uncles are fucking lost to me? You're going to get taste. Put your hands in your back. This cop is a pussy. Call the chef. Put your hand.

You know what? I'm going to go ahead and say this. If I'm her, she's drunk. Yeah. Like, I would see why she's fighting. She doesn't know what's going on. He didn't just say, hey, I'm going to detain you. And that means I have to put handcuffs on you.

Like, you should probably explain a little bit better before you just grab, go, you're being detained. Like, she's drunk. She doesn't know what the fuck's happening. I guess, but he's also saying put your arms behind your back over and over again. And she keeps resisting that. She seems to be stronger than him. Have you noticed that? I did.

She really does get away from her. She's overpowering this guy. She's built like a fire hydrant. She really is. Yeah. I couldn't tell that from when she was sitting down. It turns out she's shaped like SpongeBob. Right.

All right. Help arrives. Here we go. No, keep it going. We got more on this show. This video. It's a fun struggle. It's a fun struggle.

taste. What? I'm not doing shit, bro. I'm not doing shit. I'm literally standing there. He's going to be around. Put your hand you in your back and you're going to get teased. You asked, I was trying to provide a sobriety test.

I was trying to provide a sobriety test. Okay. She was trying to provide a sobriety test. I don't know. She's like, I don't know what the problem is here. Officer, my friend got jumped, black people. Remember that part? Now I'm on the ground for some reason.

Dang, Lizard said, the cop should have asked. Were these the same guys that murdered OJ Swans? Yes. Are they the real killers? We've been looking for them. Thank you. Stereical. Thank you for this tip. We have the funniest listeners on this show.

All right. So, yeah, my next clip, he does have another officer show up. He is weak as fuck. A female officer shows up and finally gets this woman in cops. Oh, they need a woman to get her in? Yeah, I think something else funny happens. Put your hip in your back. You're missed.

One. What? You're going to get to take. stop whoa she is stronger than him you're right what's stronger than have you're hearing me i'm a woman i'm a woman i'm a woman i'm a woman i'm a woman and i'm more sober than you because look during the struggle mariana swung at the deputy multiple times and head butted him in the face knocking his glasses off Ro, I'm not even doing something.

I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing anything. I'm not for you. I'm not to get it in the back. I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing anything. Get her hand.

I'm not doing anything. Not for me. I'm not for me. I'm just doing it. Oh. My glass you on the ground tomorrow. I feel like I would quote Katie Perry. When told to get back in.

When told to get back in. Look at this guy. He's like, all right. He's like, all right. He's like, all right. He's like, I'm going to start the car. Stay in the car now. Get in the car.

Stay on the ground. Get on the ground. Get on the ground. Get on the ground. Nope. Get out of the car. Get out of the car. You decided to interject yourself?

Okay. Gans where you're back. Okay. Okay. Just breathe. Breathe, okay. Okay. So this guy's now interjected himself into this for some reason.

Mm-hmm. It just seems to me. like this woman's escalated this much more than needed to be like I was saying I want to quote Katie Perry she's a firework she really is these people seem to be dumb to me and now we start to get into some of the tropes that we're used to when these people are getting pulled over in this day and age my clip six is one of them all right hey let's set up in a city position okay I'm gonna help you okay one more in the car I'll be in jail for a couple much you're going to lose your

fucking job I didn't even do anything literally you guys are an abuse of fucking power I'm not even doing anything so Sam Bibbley makes a very good point here yes to be fair if you were

in the car you wouldn't be able to tell if they were killing her or she was just yelling for no reason that is true it does sound like family member so I understand why that guy was concerned and that guy by the way handled it relatively okay he went to go get back at the car the cop told him to get on the ground he didn't follow directions but right yeah we didn't resist right that's

true we're going to find out that uh he's not the greatest guy ever i believe that but as you just heard she just said you'll go i'll go to you over a couple of months but you guys are going to lose your jobs and so uh both police officers were let go uh without pay and that's the end of that uh what else you want to talk about well that's the end of the show thanks for tuning in everybody yeah thanks for oh no that's not what happened at all in fact the police officers are doing nothing wrong apparently and these two they want to see a supervisor they turn to the karen's at this point where's your supervisor i want to have a talk with that manager of yours i'm trying to make your handcuffs so they don't get tighter knock it off what's the supervisor he's on his way okay well now

I pay my fucking taxes every day. That's nice. Stop fighting me. I'm not fighting you, man. You want me to walk a sobriety test? Why not? Why not? Why not?

Because you and my partner just said it. I was not fighting him. Watch his camera. He literally whipped me out of my fucking car. He whipped me out of my car. Okay. So I love the guy. That wasn't what happened.

but okay. I love the guy goes right to I pay my taxes every day. No one pays their taxes every day. It's quarterly.

What do you call when you buy cigarettes? Well, right. I mean, there are sales tax and things that maybe

you're subjected to our day basis but he went right to the I pay your salary card. And then, right,

you picked up by something and she goes, he whipped me out of my car. How about a little reminder of my next clip number eight of how she got out of her car?

Get out of her car. Oh, get out of the vehicle. This is her getting up and walking out of the vehicle. It doesn't seem like he whipped her out of the car, does it, Vinny? No. Seems like he asked her to get out, and she did.

She was trying to get out before that, honestly. All right. So this gets a little crazy right here, Vinny. I hope you're a fan of mixed martial arts. Oh, you know, I am. Here we go. First my pussy. Stop.

I'm trying to fuck my left. You already got one going to battered of law enforcement. Do you want another? You want me to spread them, baby? I'm going to search you, okay? But you guys are literally my fucking handcuffs. Literally, my handcuffs. No, what the fuck?

Do I literally, you think I have something on me? You think I want to have something on me, please. That was some kick, almost right into the camera, too, I got to say. She got it up, she got her foot up pretty high. Yeah, that was pretty impressive. And it's funny because the way this started is just like, what's the problem? Just a lady. officer. What's the problem? You're all

afraid of me? And then immediately starts fighting with the police. Well, and I'm also going to say, you know, I thought I was punishing you all with no boobs today. But here we are now. And those things are falling out. They're all yours. Yeah, they get blurred out for most of the rest of this because they're all out there.

Yeah, they're just freaking hanging out. Oh, well, since you're getting excited about her boobs, I'll have some sexy talk. My next clip here. You think you can spread me open, baby? You can't spread me open. Okay. Never mind. You think you could spread me up and maybe?

I bet she could. But you get the jaws of life out of the car. Oh, God. Awful. So now Mariana gets placed in the back of the police car. I'm sure this will go well. Seems reasonable. Okay.

Subsequently, Mariana was placed inside the squad car and began beating the living shit out of the window with her head. She told me. See if I got a helmet I don't think I have one in my squad So she's being a little bit hysterical Those were some Thick skulls fucking slams there

They really were So she's upset Now let's get back to the guy here Tua would have died It hit something that hard It's true So let's get back to the guy who's still being a Karen

and he wants to talk to the supervisor Oh, sorry, don't obstruct the police And maybe we'd help you, so enjoy your seat I am the supervisor, what do you want? Are you a safe? No, I'm the sergeant. Oh, I want to serve. You think the sheriff's going to come out at 3.30 in the morning?

Hey, I pay my tax, man. Good for you, so do I. Hey, wake up the sheriff. I pay my taxes. Oh, come the sheriff woke up. I was just like, the sheriff's sleeping. I worked this shitty shift, ass. Yeah. I fucked up years ago and beat the shit out of somebody and now they make me work all night. Right. You're not getting any sympathy out of me. Of course not. Again, with the I pay my taxes.

So they're going to lose their jobs. These people pay their salaries. We've got all these different things. And now we got another one that we see. I bet you can guess what the next one's going to be, Vinny. Oh, is this for the guy or for the girl? For the girl. Oh, she's getting a helmet. it. Well, that's true. That's true. And I'm wondering if she has any trouble breathing. Oh, no. A search of the vehicle uncovered several open bottles of liquor and plastic cups containing leftover alcohol. This is any man. I'm not a fucking dog that needs to be put on. I'm not. That's so you don't ram your head and get hurt. Because you literally grab my head. You're a fucking official. I just got here. I literally just got here.

Yeah, and we can watch his buddy cam. Yep, there will be camera. You're right. When law enforcement gives you a lawful order, I encourage you to comply. Where is the sheriff? The sheriff is not working tonight. I don't think the sheriff would let you go after fighting with Deputy Anderson. Is it a muzzle?

No, it's not a muscle at all. It's how it feels like a muscle. I can't breathe. It's to prevent you from hurting yourself or biting us. I can't breathe. There's absolutely nothing obstructing her. Yeah, the mass folks, if I had to describe it, it's Mick Foley as mankind. Right.

It almost looks like a football grill in front of her face It's not even touching her face It's nowhere near her mouth But now in a sudden she can't breathe Yeah Go figure I'd throw her right the fuck off the top of the hell in the cell You're still aimed up by you're wrestling

Baca Hey she's broken her at half They did split her in two Finally And she is a charmer Vinnie As we'll see in this next clip We can't let you you hurt. No, it's not up to you anymore because you're in police custody. So that's not how it works. I'm sorry that you think that's how it works, but it's not. So, all right, well, that was nice of you. So enjoy the helmet, because you're going to be staying in it.

Are you going to be a welcome to him? Yes. Jesus. Mariana, Mariana, are you good? Okay, I'll take the helmet off, but you're not going to ram your head, okay? Deal? Okay, if you ram your head, it's going to go right back on, turn your head towards me. Come towards me. Come towards me. Come towards me. Okay, there you go. That was the deal. Keep your foot in the car. Thank you. First off, she says you guys are disgusting fucking pegs.

It's probably not a great thing to say to the police when you're in this situation. But secondly, they take the helmet off. They're just like, oh, thank God I can breathe again. Carl. Totally dramatic. When she turned her head towards him, I thought she was going to say, Mariana isn't here anymore. That was really creepy.

Yeah, all of a sudden, her demeanor change, everything is like, oh boy, what were we got here? And by the way, I wouldn't use the word charming. To describe her ever? No. It's just the opposite. No, I'd probably use like lumpy. Yeah. Lumpy.

Lumpy. Nasty. All right. So now, uh, let's fast forward to the hospital. They bring her to the hospital. And, uh, she really needs these cuffs loosened. They're very tight. Slamby and Grant Scrabble and he's on his own side.

And I don't care. They need to loosen these handcuffs because they hurt. And I'm in a hospital right now. I checked them. No, you did not check them. Loose this one? Do you have tight? No tighter.

Yeah, I know. I'm loosing it. Correct. It's not safety lock. That's what I'm doing so you can't make them tighter. I just felt it. I know. That's what I just told you.

You're putting up tighter. Stop! Listen! Can you stop talking and just listen? I'm trying to see how tight they are. I'm putting up tighter. I can feel it. No, no, no.

I'm going to sit back down. I'm talking. I'm going to sit back down. Let me safety lock. Do you want a safety lock or not? He's putting a bar. I'm putting my finger in them. Someone help me, please.

Bro, you are being so extra right now. Help me, help me. Have a seat. Sit down now. Help me. Someone help me. Scott, literally my entire finger can go in. Please help me, doctor.

They were not safety locked. They are now. Oh, so if they're not safety locked, she could basically, she can't get them off, but she can make them tighter herself. Correct. So, okay. That's what he was trying to help her with.

Yeah. He was trying to avoid that. She just kept screaming and crying about it. Meanwhile, she's smashing her head into the windows. Not complaining about having a headache. It's just her hands are sore. Well, they slammed her playing Scrabble. Right.

They were playing Scrabble. I remember that earlier. Yeah. Now this is, I don't think we've seen this one before. This is some childish shit going on right now in my clip 16. I'm going to pee on myself. You guys are not living. During transport to the jail, Mariana held her breath and pretended to lose consciousness.

Breathe into your nose, out of your mouth. Did her tits make that noise? Take any breath. Mariana, take any breath. Mariana. Wake up. Let's go. Wake up.

Wake up. You're not allowed to do that. You think he was trying to get a feeling real quick? Mariana! Mariana! There we go. Take a deep breath. She's back away.

She responded to turn around. Mariah, take a deep breath. Stop playing games right now. We're done playing games. We're done. We're not going to be playing games anymore. Are you allowed to just shake women's tits if you think they're unconscious? I'm not an EMT and the police officer, I don't know.

I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to. to remember al frankin that's true yes but she's not a senator i don't think true good point i don't think she represents us in the federal government so she's trying everything pretending that she was passing out dying on the police anything she can do i have one more clip on here let's find out what the charges are here although the preliminary breath test indicated a blood alcohol concentration of 0.138 the blood draw later revealed a blood alcohol concentration of 0.17. I was certain she was gonna pee in your car.

I was certain she was gonna pee in your car. As a result, Mariana was charged with felony attempted battery threat to an officer and misdemeanor resisting obstructing an officer. Boy, do they clean her up for that picture. She also received $1,200 in traffic citations, including one for OWI, first offense, and was released on a $1,000 signature bond. About a year and a half later, she was found guilty of resisting after entering, a no contest plea. Her felony charge was dismissed, but read in. As for the 25-year-old male

passenger, he was charged with misdemeanor resisting, obstructing an officer, and was also discovered to be on probation. He was eventually found guilty due to a no-contest plea and was sentenced to a $250 fine. Ultimately, Mariana was sentenced to 120 days in the Dodge County detention facility, 18 months of probation, and an additional 30 days of conditional jail time. well that's good so the kid would never give up his name he kept to ask him for the sheriff he's because he's on probation right so he definitely should not have gotten involved in that at all yeah stay in the car with the open alcohol and everything that will go well with your probation officer you don't even know how to like get rid of the alcohol out of the car listen the dumbest thing you're ever going to do is drive around with open booze i never understood that i have friends who do it i have friends who put a fucking beer in the cup holder when i was a teenager right my my buddy who i used to work with an ebom's world was Easton Alexander is like the big entertainment district here in Rochester. This guy was driving through the intersection. Easton Alexander, like a Saturday night and a, you know, plain closed cop on foot was walking by.

Just like, hey, man, you got a beer. He's like, yeah, but you can't have any. He takes a swig off of it. He just gets arrested. D-U-I. Like, fucking idiot. You're driving through an area where there's nothing but police and drinking. Carl, before we get out of here, if you want to hit a couple of little.

listener voicemails? Yeah, let's do it. All right. The Creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Come visit our H.L team, The Syracuse Crunch. They got their nickname Crunch after our favorite prostitute's signature movie. Give it a shot. See you in Syracuse. The Syracuse Crunch. I always wondered how they got that name. Yeah, now we know. Now, Carl, first voicemail this is a nice compliment here

let me make sure I got this right oh but he makes a good point about one of our stories last week okay we told the story about the horse groomer she hired the migrant who lived at the trailer and got her nose chopped off to spider face right right

Vinnie Marl good seeing you guys in Detroit just listening to the creep off the scumprade about that horse groomer that chop that lady's nose off I don't think guys all worked up for

I used to do horse grooming, it's real easy. Just tell the horse, hey, you're really pretty and, you know, you're, you're a real mature horse for your age, and then you give them some wine and zip-zab, zoom, you're in. Not that hard. All right, do you. That's inappropriate. Do you have any voicemails over there? I don't. You know what? I haven't checked my voicemail a while because we didn't do any for WTP. All right. Somebody calling this with a joke. Let's see if it's funny.

I got a question for you guys. What does a mail mirror? nurse, not have in common with Joe Biden, Sutt Joe, Aaron M. Holt, Tim Walts. A male nurse is not a guaranteed win. Call, let's go. Okay. Gotcha. I'm going to go to the road and a male nurse. Gotcha.

Vote for call. I didn't care for that call. I like that call. That's a good one. All right. Podcast prophet here calling to yell at us. Hey there, boys. It's a podcast prophet.

Holy Spirit is speaking through me. Sorry, wrong one, Carl. He calls a lot. Any triple bypass, Paul, you know, I will not have you to smirch the good name of K.K. Carl Hamburger just because he doesn't have up-to-date glasses.

This is the podcast proper, by the way. I'll be 39 on December 4th. You can send gifts my way it's like. Anyways, I got glasses when I was 30. And like I said, I'll be 39. And I

have been holding on to these motherfuckers for nine years. Like, I've had the super glue the lenses back in and the nose pieces and all that shit and the script ain't right, but you know what, I see just fine.

Yeah, but you're not on a show where you have to read superchats. Carl sits there, and I'm starting to think like he's illiterate because he can't read the screen he's like uh oh he's like i i feel like i'm in billy madison i want to yell today jr all right you're right you're right when you're right you're right now listen a pair of glasses and cost you a couple hundred bucks it's not the cost vitty i know i need to get my eyes examined i know do you need some money well yes you need some money my house that you heard how much it's going to cost to repair my house i gave corral right no what happened two hundred seven dollars fifty cents so um um any

That's a pair of glasses. Anything people can chip in would help. That's like a trip to Patreon.com slash the creep off. Best value glass import. Glass is Emporia. Patreon.com slash your own these podcasts. Speaking of which, patreon.com, if you use that little QR code up in the corner there by Carl said, you can find our Patreon.

We're going to get a bonus episode every week, right, Carl? That's correct. Now, folks, I still owe you. We're going to be doing a new Hall of Fame induction in November. We're still, we still got to get up the polling for the vote. I meant to do that. I did not get to it because I was traveling so much the last two weeks. We're going to have a great bonus episode for you this Friday.

So make sure you join us over there. And when you do support the show, you get some merch. We treat you good around here at the creep off. That's a pretty good deal. Lots of bonus shows and merch. Yep, bonus show every week. So I think we're out of here, Carl. It's nice to be important.

It's more important to be nice. Gia. Fuck yeah. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch, it's the creep off. I don't care, I don't care, my joke's got to go over, I don't care, everybody, I don't care, everybody, I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

I forgot how long of that drop that is. Jesus. That was rough. Yeah. All right. I got to go prep some shit. Are you going to hop on at all for being? No, I really don't have anything else to do.

I probably be hiding in my attic away from my life. So this is a good thing. Thank you.