The Creep Off - Episode 237: The Call is Coming from Inside the House!

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

You thought your choices this election day were creepy? Join Karl & Vinnie as they make their nominations for the biggest creeps to ever appear on a US ballot for President! Karl’s Cop Cam features a man who tries a very silly way to visit Greenland while burning his girlfriend’s house to the ground: In the Scum Parade we meet a Taiwanese underwear bandit, a mom who took her sons to Niagara Falls, and a father who just took liberties. The score is currently Vinnie 2 - Karl 3, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerKarl's Cop Cam: https://youtu.be/t9u5E343WgkCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Peeping Tom caught stealing woman's underwear and soiling it with 'bodily fluids' - Daily StarMother and two children dead after jumping off Niagara Falls | Daily Mail OnlineFlorida couple accused in hatchet attack of victim allegedly tied up and promised sex on the beachI was blackmailed into sex acts with ‘strangers’ for years…then found out it was my DAD who had been abusing me | The SunWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Hello. last episode of the creep off before America is destroyed forever. That's correct. Glad you can make it. It's the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinnie. And join me as always.

It's my co-host, Hot Cucca, Carl. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Yes, tomorrow is finally election day here in the United States. And you know what that means? Every year when we have the election, the first Tuesday of November, it means the day before it is Super Chat Monday. And we're celebrating. We're here for it, baby.

Who's celebrating? Let me hear you if you're celebrating. We're celebrating Super Chat Monday. Well, Vinnie, obviously this is the show that is a contest. Certainly is. And I come on and we present our creeps in different categories. And you find folks go and vote for you thought brought the biggest creep over at the creepoff.com.

But we did not have a contest last week. No, we didn't. We had the Detroit Hangover edition on the show. But we do have a result girl here. Well, I felt bad. I deprived everybody. of the beautiful daddy last week because I was upset and everybody yeah was misbehaving with the vote they deserved it they were cheating but here's the thing our lovely lovely results girl tanny

is probably going to be away for for a little bit because the last time we're getting to see her might be the last time we get to see her before you know she becomes about you know seven pounds less attractive for they they rip a monster of her yeah before they rip that little thing that she's to be carried her out it's going to be shitting and pissing out everything it's the greatest girl ever, it's Danny. Here she is. Danny, read and result so dandy. Please watch you post that fanny all over

the Patreon. Danny, Danny, that body's so uncanny. Boy, smooth like lamb and shandy. Oh, yeah, she's my creep girl. Don't look directly into them or you will lose your eyesight. I'm willing to take that risk. Danny,

I have a question for you. Welcome to the show, by the way. Thank you. I heard a rumor that we're going to have a contest that you're going to be bottling your breast milk and sending it out to lucky listeners is that true oh yeah we'll sell it why not oh no we're not selling it we're giving it away i think selling it would be creepy okay well well you can win it probably you can win it all right that's exciting are we going to have the win a bottle of breast milk contest because that's really fucking funny and awful i think we should okay well danny if you're gay we'll give it away

We're like, e-hee, we're sending this out to Nebraska. Who knows? Maybe the lucky whistner who wins. They're going to give it to a kid. Yeah, that's true. They probably won't do anything weird with it. No, definitely not. No weirdos who watch this show.

Carl, I got to tell you, Danny's condition made me come up with an amazing idea for a piece of creep-off merchandise. Oh, I thought I just came up with one, but go ahead. No, no, I got something. So this is to give to anybody that you know that is with child that is or may not be a creep-off fan. Either way, this will win them over. And it's important. Okay.

Here it is, you know, a newborn baby onesie. Right. Okay. It's black. It has a creep off logo on it and says, please don't throw me. Oh, that actually could save lives. That's what I'm thinking. That's going to save more lives than woke dad's art studio.

That's a good idea. It's going to save more kids' lives that ESO be locked up. Yes. Little Lady Kay would have to wear that, like for sure all those old. You're going to throw Little Lady Kay around? No. No, what about that? If she's wearing that onesie, she'll remember not to.

Yes, that's correct. All right. I'm into it. Let's make it. Danny, Danny, little ADK is getting number one. I'm going to make that happen for you. We're getting one for a little for little ADK.

So the baby is coming anytime you said, you know, you technically do within a week, but anything can happen between now and then. And we were just having this riveting conversation about a curtain, Danny. Tell me about this curtain you were speaking of. Oh, yeah. So I'm getting a C-section. So, you know, they usually have like a curtain covering like your bottom half while you're awake. And they'll just like numb you or whatever and take the baby out. But apparently you have the option now where it's, you can get a clear curtain. So you can see everything while it's happening. And that sounds. So who can see everything? So you can see the mother could see everything. Yeah. So I can watch my baby being taken out. Isn't that insane? Yeah, it sounds scary.

You don't need to see that? Yeah, that sounds right. I honestly feel like clear curtain birth should be on the wheel. Like, that sounds terrible. What about clear curtain abortion? Oh, my God. That would be fun. Let's put that on the wheel.

Do we have to perform it? It's only going to be legal for the next week or so we better get on. Oh, good point. Good point. So we have to perform it. Yeah, we have to make it happen and perform it. It's going to take. a while but all right well i mean it's not the average time it takes you to do some consequences i was thinking the same thing roughly seven to eight months i need say that

you shouldn't have an abortion eight months in but he well no it's gonna take you while to find the girl that's true my swimmers going yeah that's true that's a good point christ science doesn't have to get involved so dan we uh we love you we're very very excited and please keep us uh you know abreast of what's going on. Yeah, that would be spectacular if you could do that. Yeah, let us know what's going on. And we will make sure the listeners now.

Okay, that sounds good. Might probably be out for a couple weeks. There's a lot going on. So, you know, we'll see. I'll definitely be updated. We offer a very generous maternity package here at the creep-off. So you take your time.

And are you nervous? Are you getting excited about it? It's almost there. Both. Yeah. Like a week is so close and it's probably going to be a really long week at the same time. It's going to be a longer 18 years. That's true.

That's true. Or 16 when she leaves the house, whichever comes first. Oh, geez. Why and Carl? There you go. Well, Danny, you're going to have a fantastic birthday experience and a new wonder in your life. It's going to be very exciting for everyone. We're happy for you.

Thank you so much. Your little miracle is coming. It's a miracle, Danny. It kind of is. It's very, she was on birth control. So, yeah. If this kid doesn't cure cancer, you fucked up. Something.

Yeah, she's got to be, like, crazy. I don't even know. Well, we will, we will see you on the other side. And best of luck, Danny. God's for you. Thanks, Danny. Good luck. good luck with that C-section.

You know, pregnancy really ruins results, girls. It ruins isotopes go-go dancers. It's how I lose more women that I work with. Frankly, I'd rather she go work at a bank than this. I remember we used to have a girl who did that. I was just doing. Who knows? Okay.

She's probably okay. We haven't seen her any articles lately, so we're all right. Oh, Carl. I think it's time for a competition, buddy. you want to tell everybody what we're going with this week? Yeah, of course, because everyone's so excited about this election, we decided to find the

creepiest person who ever ran for president of the United States of America. Now, here's the one caveat. We decided that it cannot be someone who's actually won. Right. So, someone who ran and did not win. Yeah, so a lot of you people are going, they pick Trump and Harris.

Are wrong? Well, you could pick Harris. You can pick Harris. Yeah, that's correct. Technically, who you could pick Harris. Yes. Next year, she will be my creep in this category. can't wait so folks let's uh without any further ado start this up car ring that bell and i'm going first i won the last round carl let's see what you got my creepiest presidential candidate ran three times okay three times for president uh did not win obviously but they say carl there's no such thing as a perfect candidate right but on paper this guy might be it oh you can't come close

His name is Jonathan Sharkey. Okay. I voted for him. He was a drummer since he was a kid. He also plays guitar. He was endorsed by soul-tone symbols, Carl. He also put out a record of Elvis Presley cover songs. Wow.

I'm voting for him tomorrow. What a cool guy. If RFK did that, right? He wouldn't be endorsed to other people. He'd be the candidate. If there was an RFK Elvis cover album, he worked as a professional wrestler, Carl. Okay.

Now I see what's going on here. He built himself as Rocky Flash. He worked for Larry Sharpe's WWA. Was he, did he ever wrestle AJ from the big justice and Costco guys fame? Sure didn't. Sure didn't. But you know what?

I will say this. He has good taste and wrestlers. His favorite wrestlers are Rick Flair and Ricky the Dragon Steamboat. Okay. Good choices. All right. So he's not a creep. Great.

No, no, no, no, no, Carl. I'm not done. I'm not done telling you how great this guy is. He did all of these things, Carl. Yeah. He did all of these things.

well, being undead. Can you fucking believe it? Oh, that's amazing. That's right, Carl, because my creep today, Jeremy or Joshua Shockey, sorry, Jonathan Sharky, that's fucking thinking of Joe Shockey. Wait, when I undead your brain for a second there. I'm going to say Jeremy Shockey every time I try to say his name all day today. Here's a picture of him.

Oh, okay. So he can actually run for president for the next like 800 years if he wants to. Yes, that's right, Carl, because he is a living debt. He is the undead, the living debt. he is a vampire not just any vampire carl he's the unofficial leader of vampire nation is that a tv show i don't know about no it's just the thick this asshole made up i know what we do in the shadows i don't know about vampire nation well let me tell you something about this guy this guy is a self-proclaimed direct descendant of vlad the impaler oh okay in fact that's the

he went by is that what 21 and me told him 21 and alone is what this guy should be uh Jonathan the impaler sharky, he goes by. In fact, Carl, he died once. He tried to commit suicide, and he died. He took a bunch of pills, and they said he was dead, but then he was just alive again. In fact, he uses this all the time to tell, explain to people how he actually is a vampire. And when you say he's a vampire, you're going to ask me the question, does he drink blood? Well, actually, I want to ask you this question.

Was that his wrestling gimmick? No. He really missed out here. They've never had a vampire before, have they? They've had a ton of vampires. There's vampiro. Okay. Well, that was a dumb question.

There was gang, there was gang growl who would drink the chalice of blood. That was a dumb question. All right. Sorry. Idiot. Of course, there's a vampire wrestler. Vince McMahon. A lot of vampires.

Rock of Orby wants to know how much for a mustache ride from this guy. You're probably getting it cheap these days. Okay. But does he drink blood, Carl? Yes. Yes. Human blood. He said he started drinking human blood.

at age five. Because of course he's not a liar. He's ready for president. He says, what was that in like 1623 or something? Around there. Around there. He actively consumes the blood of his girlfriends and mistresses twice a week. The rest of the time, Carl,

he sticks to cow and pig blood. Okay. Okay. Fucking disgusted. Yeah, there's other things you can drink from a cow that'd probably be better. Back in 2001, Carl, something happened in America. I think you remember. It was called 9-11.

I do remember that. And he was very, very, very upset about that. I was too. Well, we all were. And he thought he discovered his true calling, not just to be an unrueling, undying, undying, killing monster of the night. He realized what he needed to do was kick all the Muslims out of the country and make America great again. Okay. Making some good points.

But before I go there, I forgot to play you a clip. Do you remember how I said just a couple minutes ago about how this guy claims to be claims to have died? Yeah. Yeah, he committed suicide. Yeah. His ex-wife is going to talk a little bit about him committing suicide here. Here's a little clip.

Rocky made us all believe that he was dead. Jonathan had everyone believe that he was dead. How? He just informed everybody through a friend that had passed away. Hey, Carl, I need you to call everybody I know and tell them that I died. Okay. I'll do that. Okay.

Sounds fun. But there's that guy, John breaks bad news. I've been trying to get a hold of him, actually. Someone gave me his number, but I lost it. But he'd be a good guy to get to do that. Have you heard of that guy? No. What he does is like if you have to like break up with your girlfriend or give some shitty news to someone,

you hire him and then he does it out his internet show. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, it's fun. Can we start doing that? If you have bad news that you want us to break somebody, leave us a voice bell. We will call them for you. We'll take care of it.

Now, Carl, they, the interviewer there asked a few more questions about this. So were you around when he had his suicide attempt, what was it, 120 quailutes that he took? He didn't take anything. It never happened? It never happened. It was all a lie.

It was all to make, make believe, another one of Rocky, Jonathan, Kathleen, whatever you want to call him, fantasies that he tried to make everybody believe. You're telling me this politician's a lie. this guy i can't believe it yeah yeah he is so he lied everybody told him all he was dead he's not it's 2001 now now he's an undead guy but he's decided that he is going to be a politician and he is going to go save america and who in their fucking right mind would take this guy seriously or have them on his show carl let's find out so you're not so what i think what you're saying impaler is that you're not

simply a vampire. You're a right wing vampire. Correct. I'm an American. I'm not going to sell my people out. I'm not against it. That's my favorite kind of vampire. I was going to say that would be Tucker's favorite kind of vampire. He'd beat me to it. So Tucker, I'm glad he got rid of the bow tie thing.

That's not a good look right there. Back in his MSNBC days, Carl. Now, he talks a little bit more. They start asking him some questions about his stances. This is hard-hitting news. I didn't realize that Tucker Carlson was giving this important interviews even back then. She certainly was.

Sharkie, thanks a lot for coming on. Tucker, please call me Jonathan. How are you doing tonight? I'm doing, okay. I like to call you the Impaler. So you're a vampire. What does that mean? You're a sanguinary and vampire. I'm a blood feeder. He's a blood feeder.

Now, Tucker asks a really great question here. And this is the thing where I want you to realize that maybe we are dealing with not just a fun-loving guy who wants to pretend he's a vampire. Maybe we are dealing with the creep. Hollywood has been so kind to make a vampire, especially his

feeding practices to be so romantic and erotic. You'd be surprised how many women have come up to me, especially when I hang out in New York City wanting to be bit. I'm talking sophisticated, very rich women who enjoy the lure of being romance

by a vampire. That's right, Carl. Tucker said, where do you get the blood from? He says, the women, they're just running all over themselves to come to me to get bitten. Do you believe that, Vinnie? Oh, we're going to get there. Okay. We're going to get there. But he said that there's sophisticated women. Isn't there more to being a vampire than just drinking blood? Like, is there like turning into a bat, not being able to be in the sunlight, flying and stuff? Yeah, you would think, but this guy, it doesn't do any of those things. He just

has to drink the blood to be stronger. Oh, okay. And that's what he says. So again, this year, this would have been perfect because Halloween was last week. Vinny, you're basically a werewolf at this point if that all it takes is like be having hair all over your body oh what do you want me to tell you buddy all right so this guy also talks to tucker right up his alley about how tough on crime he wants to be he claims that certain criminals under his administration instead of being put in jail carl here's his platform they will be brought to me and they will be brutally tortured and impaled okay yep is uh biting people and drinking their blood against the law not if you're the president okay got it right upon them being found guilty of their crimes i'll beat

them torture them dismember them and decapitate them he said that sounds unconstitutional they also asked him what his thoughts on george w bush was because obviously he's running against him this is the 2004 election sure uh he said he was a pussy commie and that once he was in office he would make sure that he was convicted of war crimes in iraq and then he would be impaled on the White House long. I agree with one of those things. Yep. Yeah. There's definitely definitely should be bailed on the White House law. Obviously. That's what Carl said. Carl said that Secret Service. So the Secret Service gets involved after he starts saying all this stuff. So now he's on their radar because he's threatening the president with murder. So there's some problems that

started happening during this campaign, Carl. A criminal complaint says while he was running for president in 2007, a 16-year-old girl in Indiana wrote a message of support. on his MySpace page. She told police they began dating online. Yeah. This guy just isn't awesome. Yeah. Here, let me go back to the awesome picture of him.

Okay. She told police they began dating online and then he started threatening her. She tried to break off the relationship. Her father told police that he called Sharkey. And Sharkey continued to call the girl and write letters to her parents. Now, she told police that in a desperate attempt, she made a big mistake to get him to leave her alone. She emailed him and said that, quote, I was a member of an elite vampire vampire society now, a vampire hunter society. Oh, Jesus Christ. And that he needs to

stay. You remember with Buffy? She's in the Van Helsing boys now. And if you come by me, you're going to run into problems. And that you're, if you continue to date me, you're going to be in danger. And I'm getting flashbacks to the time we did the pro wrestling, creepiest pro wrestling. Yeah. And you were just telling me about storylines that were just made up. This is a real thing that happened. None of this is real. Carl, this is very real.

Okay. Because he ends up getting arrested over this because he starts threatening or even more. How dare you threaten me? I am the leader of the vampire nation. Okay. And he goes all fucking crazy. And he ends up getting arrested in charge with felony harassment for two misdemeanor's, coercion with the threat to inflict bodily harm and coercion with the threat to expose a secret or disgrace.

Yeah. Like, Concom makes a good point. We should have brought Adam Bush on for this episode. He's probably met this guy before in his vampire slaying days. I would love to find out if he's met this guy. So he's supposed to go back to court for these charges, but he doesn't show up. He skips town. Okay.

They catch him hiding in Tennessee. They extradite him back to Indiana. Now, do you remember how my dad threatened a judge? I do. He did it in the court, like to the guy's face. Yeah, it's fun. Well, let me tell you with this numnutt did. He went to the public line.

in Indiana and he wrote an email threatening to quote beat torture impaled dismembered decapitate judge David Serto the judge who was overseeing this harassment case I that had to be good for a laugh yeah back at the courthouse right but no they were like you can't oh they took that seriously they took that very seriously I don't know I don't understand what world we're living at here I know and the vampire said he's going to beat you up like okay whatever the vampire says he's going to cut off your head and impale you yeah okay sure okay But he claimed it wasn't me. I didn't do it.

The record show came from the public library. So they went to ask the librarian, has anybody who looked like this about here? Oh, yes, the vampire guy. He was in here at the state writing terroristic threats to a judge. Yeah, I remember I saw what he was doing. So he ends up getting interviewed by the newspapers asking him if he had said the quote, sent this email. And he said, quote, what I said was in a motion, what's David, is found guilty in court

I will beat him torture him impale him dismember him then decapitate him but only after he was found guilty and once he was arrested with a warrant which would be signed by President Bush he would be arrested and then these

things would happen okay well that seems reasonable he's like John I will fucking dismember you and fucking murder you and decapitate you and impel you put in the ring I didn't throw you YouTube serves a service.

I didn't threaten anyone. Oh, God. This guy's fucking incredible. Yeah. So guess what? He gets two years in prison. Guess what? He gets two years in prison.

Okay. Two years of that email. For that email. Yeah. So he's out in February of 2010. Carl, there's another election season coming up. And he decides this time he's in a run for governor

of Minnesota and then run for president again. He's like, those people vote for anyone. I mean, how crazy do you have to be to not with the governor, Minnesota? Yeah, so he decides he's going to run for governor in Minnesota and he's hanging out in Minnesota and that's when he gets into another relationship with another girl. But unfortunately,

this time it wasn't the parents getting involved. It was the National Center for Missing and Exploited Youth. Those people fuck up a lot of relationships. They sure do. In fact, they had to issue it a date majored runaway alert after concerns were issued by friends and family of a 16 year old girl named Paige Brewer. She apparently ran away with Sharkey to New Jersey from Minnesota when they met online. And then in blog posts that he's writing because he's getting ready for his

Minnesota run, he indicates his intentions to marry this 16 year old. He discusses his wedding plans as well as plans to emancipate her from the mother's legal grasp. Hey, Jonathan, she's not going to be 16 forever. All right. Just enjoy it while last. and then move on. So once the police got involved, everything got involved, he was like, fuck,

I've already been in prison. I can't handle that anymore. He returns her to Minnesota, blames the mother on a smear campaign. But then he decides, you know what, fuck this. He really is a politician.

That's what you do. I'm moving to Florida. Ah, yes, that's where everybody goes, who's lived a clean life. And this is, that was February of 2010. By March 2010,

he has moved to Florida. And CBS, a reporter from CBS met him at the bus stop or at the Greyhound station to have a conversation with him. I like that he travels with the people. Like, that's the kind of guy I want to vote for for president. The guy who takes the greyhound.

The guy who had to borrow money to take a greyhound, yeah. So this is the excerpt from a story. Imagine secret service getting on that bus with them. Excuse me, ma'am. I'm sorry. You're going to get off this bus. We need 12 more guys. So by March 2010, CBS runs this story at him. Sharky 45

spent Friday on a Greyhound bus with his new fiancée, his new fiance, Adriata Foster. Found another one that quick, huh? A 19 year old girl from Ohio that he met online. Better. Now, she too believes she's a vampire. And this is a quote that he gave CBS. And this is why this man is a creep.

You say she believes she is. I like to confirm with vampires and give them vampire affirming care. Sure. Sure. so did everybody who met this asshole she said he says

I haven't dated a girl older than 19 since 2006 is that good no not really said the man as his 19 year old daughter and his 2 year old

grandson met him at the Greyhound Station so he's there with a girl who's the same age as his daughter that's picking

him up at the Greyhound Station ugh now the sources confirmed the Secret Services had to keep about file out of his radar on their radar since he moves around the country. He lives in family. He lives in Florida now, not running for anything. The last time he lost was in 2012 to Obama, obviously. And I don't think he lost to Obama. Sure he did. He

was running. He lost to Obama. He didn't win. Okay. Now, he has not done, he has not run in any other races since then. Okay, good. So he's kind of disappeared. I've been trying to find out where he is and if he's been in any more legal trouble. The stale runs the trail ran stale, buddy. I couldn't find anything past this graphic. The trail ran stale. That's a show title right there.

Yeah. 2012, this was him. This is what's one of his ABC news graphics. Jonathan Sharkey. I love that they put it Republican with those other descriptors. That's fucking fantastic. He's a vampire, he drinks fly, he's known as being paler. He's a Republican.

Vampire, actor, and wrestler. That's great. There's been multiple documentaries done about this guy. Is it really? Yeah. You should have pulled some clips from that. It would be more interesting than your presentation. I have one more.

I have one. He's in Tommy So vibes right there. Certainly does. Here's a fun clip. Okay. Do you remember how we were talking to his wife was talking about him? Here's a fun fact, maybe why I couldn't find anything else about him. One of the reasons that I left him was because Rocky had told me that he felt more like a woman than a man.

and that he was going to get a sex change. But what was even more of a shock was seeing him arrive from Indiana dressed as a woman. Can you pause it real quick? This is when he went future to from. Is he from Transylvania? All right, moving on. Yes. Indiana.

And when he took off his jacket, when he got out of the car, I noticed he had. Stuff braw? He had, who. He actually, the man. Man actually had pooms. He was wearing a bra. Oh, no. A bra, was it stuffed?

No. He had actual female breast. Yes, he does. Implants? I don't know. Like Greg Opecuse size or? I don't know. She doesn't know, Carl.

Was it obvious that he was a man? Yeah. No. When he wears female underwears, female panties. Uh-huh. He kind of like tucks it between his legs. I think the man is basically mentally ill. You think?

You're talking about Hougam at the end there? What's going on? I'm talking about Jonathan Sharkey, the creepiest guy to ever run for president. Ladies and gentlemen, you're to be able to vote for him at the creepoff.com. All right, let me, before anyone goes to vote, I do want to thank the people who are helping us celebrate Super Chat Monday.

Yeah, let's hit those up. what's starting with joseph collins five bucks thank you very much i was listening to the scream bloody gore by the band death now it's the creepop you're having a good monday fucking awesome dude having a very good monday rock o'rb thanks for the five bucks wouldn't be surprised as sharky was the inspiration for twilight especially the whole dating high school girls think yeah uh abne says guys guy makes vigo the what the carpathian you read this one guy makes Vigo the Carpathian grand plan of haunting a painting to suckle on Sigourty Weaver's boob seems sane. Postcards available in the gift shop. Okay. It's he's talking about Ghostbusters too.

Gotcha. Yeah, I forgot about that. That was the worst Ghostbusters. Oh, wait, there's one with women in it. There's like two more that are worse than that at this point, dude. My bad. Okay. Not keeping up.

All right. We got one more. No, we're good. Let's get into what's going to be the winner this week for creepiest politician running for president and that's right i am bringing john edwards in 2004 he ran john edwards yeah the smiley guy from north carolina north carolina senator 1998 became the senator and then in 2004 he said you know what this george w bush guy don't like him very much how many underage girls did he bang well we'll find out so how many did your guys bang a couple they're just on my space together they're just

sending messages to each other in 2004 he ran for president but to spend in this campaign and actually ran as John Kerry's running mate. Do you remember that? I do. Carrie Edwards. He could have been the vice president, but they couldn't beat George W. Bush somehow. So then in 2008,

he ran for president again. And he had a lot of support for that too. He was one of the front runners and in the primaries. Now, the problem is, is that he was cheating on his wife. And if you want to play my first clip here, he was denying it, denying it,

the National Enquirer was covering it. He was saying there's no extramarital affair. And this guy actually ran on family values. And he says a lot of things that make him look foolish. They all run on family values. We begin with the story that sending shockwaves through the presidential campaign. After months of denials, former candidate John Edwards admitted today that he had an extramarital affair while his wife was battling cancer, though he denied reports that he fathered a child of wet luck. Okay.

Okay. So hold out. Number one. Yes. Your wife's dying of cancer. What do you, you got your man. got need you're trying to run for president you want to lead the free world you got to go bother your died wife for a handy yeah it's probably not a good look you might want to just uh jerk it to porn

for a few months while you're running for president why your christian just nailed it cancer sex it could it can yep that's true uh all right so uh this is my my clip number two it's interesting that the mainstream media didn't know anything about this and they weren't covering it but you know who was the national inquire they're on top of this shit god bless them For two weeks, it's been the biggest story never told, at least not by the mainstream media. The report in the National Inquirer tabloid that former Senator John Edwards had fathered a child by 44-year-old video producer Raleigh Hunter, had lied about it throughout his presidential campaign, had been caught by inquirer reporters visiting Hunter and the baby at a Beverly Hills hotel in the middle of the night, and had literally run away from them. Today, after repeatedly refusing to talk about this story, Edwards told a TV interviewer yes and no.

Yes, he'd had an affair with Hunter. No, he wasn't the father of her child. Hunter and an Edward's aide, Andy Young, both said publicly months ago that Young was the father, though the birth certificate lists no name for the father. So it's a mystery now, and he's denied, he's like, okay, I had an affair, you got me. But I'm not having children out of wedlock. That's crazy. Are you nuts?

I'm running on family values. There's no way I'm doing that. I feel like I want to quote, Arrested Development when you show the picture of the woman. her it wasn't the most flattering photo of her she looks like the cleaning lady here at the carlson so mean

I mean the cleaning lady here is lovely all right my next clip here this is certainly a character flaw for John Edwards how do you figure he likes pussy that's the problem the story goes far beyond the familiar tale of a powerful public man

with private flaws for one thing John Edwards wife Elizabeth has oh that's his wife never mind his political partner diagnosed with breast cancer just after the 2004 election, she has suffered a life-threatening recurrence, which John Edwards cited in the course of his 2008 campaign. And last fall, in an interview with Katie Couric,

Edwards himself cited infidelity as a character flaw voters might well count as disabling in a potential president. For a lot of Americans, including the family that I grew up with, I mean, it's fundamental to how you judge people and human character. whether you keep your word, whether you keep what is your ultimate word, which is that you love your spouse, and you'll stay with them.

It's amazing these people could just lie like that. The politicians are another type of breed. I don't like how squinty he is, well, he say that. Yeah, to death to us part. Yeah. I don't think he should vote for a guy who cheats out his wife, he says. Oh, okay, John, no problem.

I'm with you on that. But then when he gets caught, though because this is before he was caught obviously in 2007 then when he was caught he made it clear that you can't be upset with him because he's so upset with himself ready i love this defense that's hysterical yeah my next clip today in a written statement edward said quote in the course of several campaigns i started to believe that i was special and became increasingly egocentric and narcissistic if you want to beat me up feel free you cannot beat me up more than i have already beaten up myself i have been stripped bear. You can't be mad at me. I'm mad at me. You know, I have to say if being an egomaniac and cheated on your wife is disqualified, half the country's got to stay home to that. That is correct. But Vinny, it's actually worse than just cheating on your wife and having this affair while her wife is battling cancer and talking about how you would never vote for someone

who would do something like that. He's all about family values. He's one father of year at one point was it to the child whose first certificate his name was not on no it wasn't for that kid only one father the year okay but uh no it's actually it's worse than all that my next clip here john edwards accepted nearly a million dollars in illegal campaign contributions from two wealthy donors then use the money to hide his affair so it's even worse to that because now he's getting campaign contributions and he's putting that money right into cover up time oh i got a problem I'll just throw somebody at it and it'll go away said John Edwards wait a second not my money though no definitely not my money that people donate because they think I'm going to be a great president

oh man now you notice that he's denying his name's not on the birth certificate he's denying that he's the father he said that the affair was over long before it's even possible for him to be the father right my clip number five okay now is this the one where he starts drinking pig and cow blood nope you are the father that's right now after all the hell you put me to look look that's right he is the father of Quinn Hunter's daughter and he even denied this to Bob Woodward he had a Bob Woodward interview and he was being taken a task here and he denied it and Hunter was watching this on TV as he's going yeah no Quinn's not my kid I definitely not

and let's see how that made her feel also in reading the book and I know you've read the majority of as well. These moments, we are very familiar, a Bob Woodruff interview with John Edwards, where he denied that Quinn was his daughter. And Riel writes that she was actually watching the interview with John Edwards. And what was her reaction? She was devastated. She was furious. Afterwards, she said to him, wow, that really hurt. And he said, it didn't mean anything. It didn't mean anything. And there are other episodes like that in our excerpt. as well. It's she, they have these moments where he does

something terrible. They break up for 24 hours and then they're back together again. Great guy, uh? He's like, how could you deny that on TV? He's like, what are you going to do? What are you going to do about it? I meant nothing. I thought he was talking about the night they spent together. Probably. He's just like,

oh, did you get your feelings heard? Do you have me to call you a way ambulance for your little feelings? He doesn't give a fuck about her. So he finally does confess. He was actually standing out of top of his wife's grave talking out of his cell phone while he had that conversation. He finally does confess. Pretty callous motherfucker.

And he does it with just a written statement. My clip seven here. First, John Edwards denied having an affair. Then he admitted lying about the affair, but denied fathering a child with his mistress, Riel Hunter. Turns out that was a lie, too. And now he admits the child is his. The extraordinary human being, father of the year.

father of the year, who often talked about family and responsibility on the campaign trail, a moral responsibility to each other, issued a statement apologizing and saying, quote, I am Quinn's father. It was wrong for me ever to deny she was my daughter. These words will never be enough, but I am truly sorry. He's done. You know, he's been trashed by his wife, by all of his former campaign staff, and the fact that he was lying about having a child for two years with another woman. So the only reason why he came out and confessed is because this book was coming out by

Andrew Young, who worked for him that was going to explain all this stuff. He's like, oh, fuck, I better get out in front of that. He was never going to confess to any of this shit except for he got caught. And that's what he's sorry about, obviously. Sure. That's a politician. Sorry, I got caught.

He also was fucking with Hunter's head. My clip eight when he was telling her, you think you're my only side piece? Is that what you think he he tells her that he is has three other women on the side at the time that they met because he's trying to keep his distance from her he doesn't want her to get too attached then later she says well those women i made up but there were affairs before that okay so he's trying to manipulate her he's like i got all these bitches you don't even know he thinks he's uh chrystalia

or something exactly like he is so what about the wife, though. What about Elizabeth? This poor woman with breast cancer who thought that her husband loved her and was supporting her and was really just out banging other broads. What did she do when she found out the news? This is crazy. My clip number nine.

Elizabeth requested all the tapes I'd made of the campaign. She locked herself in a room to watch. On one tape, she saw Johnny walking into a room and his reaction to seeing me. She apparently told him that he never once looked at her the way he looked at me.

So she took that bit and put it on her computer as a screensaver in order to watch it over and over again. So this woman was a videographer for John's campaign. And so she was shooting all these videos of him. And the wife goes, I want to see those videos. Your mistress was shooting. And sees one where he's like looking lovingly at her. And she puts it as a screensaver so you can watch it every day and get more and more pissed off at her cheating husband. That seems like a crazy reaction.

I don't do what you want to do with the time you got left. Yeah, that's a fun way to live out the rest of your days. I just have one more clip on here, Vinnie, because I love the way this is edited. I know I usually rag on the media, mainstream media, but this is so well edited. I just loved it. Okay. We must do better. At the time of the affair, the Edwards announced that Elizabeth's cancer had returned and wasn't curable.

Now we move on. The cancer isn't terrible. Now we move on. Next next thing. Moving on. So that is my creepiest politician running for president, John Edwards, who was indicted by a federal grand jury on June 3rd, 2008 on six felony charges of violating multiple federal campaign contribution laws to cover up his extramarital affair.

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So if you want to get the bonus content on YouTube, you can become a member of our creepoff channel as well. And now we have to thank Roelback Block. Thanks for 20 bucks. Thank you very much for 20 bucks. Carl, this one's up your alley. You should read it. The New York Times had

the Edwards baby story November of 07 and sat on it. New York Times waited until after the Iowa and initial dem primaries because if it came out before, John drops out and most of his votes go to HRC, New York Times wanted Edwards to stay in to help Obama win Iowa. See, that's fuck. I didn't even see that part of that. But that's how liberal the New York Times is that they're actually, you're supposed to just report the news, not be part of it. Now you're all mad at somebody for handicapped and Hillary. Come on. Come on. Come on. Get your shit together,

Carl. I'm just saying the New York Times has news to report and then they don't. I don't know why anyone I don't pretend that that's a legitimate newspaper. Well, don't forget to vote from any of the creepoff.com this week if you don't like vampire petos. I can't wait to see Carl's cop can fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me cause cop cam lose all your rights, ruin your life. Got a wild one today, We're changing things up. This isn't going to be an annoying woman who bangs her head against the window.

It's not going to be anything like that. It's not going to be a drunk bitch trying to get her way out of a ticket. Those videos are like chicken soup to me at this point. I love them. They're so comforting. I totally agree. But it's time to change things up. Let's check out who we're dealing with.

We'll meet Todd together here. Young men? Gersel. it. In December 2003, dispatch received a report of an individual violating a restraining order in Sheboygan Falls, Wisconsin. A woman stated that she had been living with 56-year-old Todd Hart team, with whom she was in a relationship. After filing for a restraining order against Todd, he was served with the legal papers that day. In response, he physically fought

with the woman at the home, damaged property, and threatened to burn the house down. He then attempted by inhaling fumes from ax body spray you tried to kill himself by sucking down axe body spray i think that anybody who does that deserves to die so i don't think that's going to kill you at one point the cop's just like i mean you might get a little bit higher or something i don't think it's going to kill you oh my god your breast smells like a douche bag oh god all right so this guy they go to the house because they get this call they're like hey my boyfriend iversrating order he's back of the house. He's threatening to burn the place down. He's acting nuts. And this guy

might be a little bit crazy as we're going to see when the police get there. Come on, man. Dude, seriously. Get the fuck away right now. Get the fuck away. Fire starting. Get the fuck away from me.

Dude. And all that's all, girl. Keep doing it. The cop is being The cop is being pretty common in this situation He's chucking gasoline towards him And lighting fires in this house That's pretty crazy I gotta be honest with you I don't know what my reaction would be to that

The guy's just like going out He's hold the thing that the floor is already on fire My reaction is standing there with a bucket over a fire My reaction is, oh, this is a job for the fire department now I'll be on my way Good to see you, sir best of luck you smell great sir have a great time nuts so this cop i got to give this cop credit he runs right through this fire and chases this guy down to my next clip awesome fuck yeah

pays him 66 where you at i have nothing to live for i die anyway you want me to throw you on the fire then he thinks he's dying from the egg's body spray but that's that's kind of Is that what he thinks? Yes. I swear to God,

what he thinks he thinks he's going to die. I swear to you, I thought like he just heard for a second, I thought he heard he has cancer. No, no, he just swallowed the body spray. Yeah, he drinks a body spray. So he thinks he's going to die now.

Perfect. I got to say, though, if there's a scary situation for a police officer to be in a burning house with a guy saying, I have nothing to live for. I don't think that I would have handled it the same way this officer did. It's not great.

And so my next clip here, Vinny, he says something that for the first time in one of these videos, I actually believe the guy. Okay. I can't believe. Give me the other hand. Give me your fucking hand. I can't believe. I took an inhaler.

I'm going to die. Pull the hands. I got his hands. I'm going to die. Is that fucking scorch? I'm not doing it. All right. He can't go get your hands up get up I got to bring him in here so yeah you can't breathe you just started a massive fire in your house sir there's going to be a lot of smoke that you'll be inhaling so yes I would agree that breathing is going to be a problem for you for the first time ever this guy's actually telling the truth about that dude he's talking like a two pack a day smoker well you inhaled that ex body spray last time you did that you probably didn't sound great afterwards either I sounded fine okay

He, the guy, or the guy has a voice like RFK. Maybe that's what it is. Another guy ready for, okay. My, uh, my next clip here, the police are, this guy's resisting, obviously. The house is burning down. So the police eventually say, all right, fuck you, buddy. We're leaving you in here. We got to get the hell out.

And we're not uncuffing you. Correct. Good luck getting up with your arthritis. Oh, shit. All right now. Due to Todd's lack of cooperation and a heavy smoke inside the home, deputies were forced to leave him behind. Tim, you good.

Tim, you good? Just breathe. 145 dispatches handcuffed inside the residence. We had air back to it. Honestly, Viti, I can't believe how calm they're being right now. They're next to a burning house with a guy inside of it. And they're just like, are you good? everything all right i feel it oh you know my lugs are a little smoky but i'm okay so uh softball

saturday well the guy wanted to die i guess he got his wish they're like all right fine we'll let you just die in here whatever i kind of love this so the firefighters i don't know where they are this must be a remote area because they do not show up for some reason so now i call this next clip fire cops When the fire cops come for you Yeah, he's in a wire. He's handcuffed in the other. He's handcuffed in the other room. They use five or six fire extinguishers to put this thing out. it never goes out and he poured so much gasoline on it that just keeps coming up again wow

that's a pretty crazy stop isn't it yeah i i'm just trying to think of uh puns for this shit i just like the idea of uh starting a show called fire cops when cops become firefighters on the next fire cops these guys have no idea how to put a fire out and they breathe in way too much smoke fire cops and they just eat chili all day yeah right Right, Carl, they left this man to die inside. Well, let's check on him. Let's see how he's doing, many. They break through the window and check on him here, my next clip.

You all right there, bud. Hey, I want you to lay in the ground. He'll get more air that way. He's still good. He's just laying there, but of course, I lost a fucking flashlight. Thanks. Of course, he's going to lay on the ground. He can't get up.

Damn, I was hoping the doof was on fire. Yeah, well, unfortunately, no. He's not. You don't need no water. They do finally drag this guy out of the house in my next clip. And you're also going to see the girlfriend. They go next door where the girlfriend is, and she explains what's going on here. I bet you she is a looker.

Come on. We got to do this quick. Don't get out. You got them? Sorry. Do you want to just bring him down the stairs this way? Yeah. It all started because I gave him eviction and restraining order.

He said it wasn't going to end. the way I thought it was going to end. He was right. It was right about that. I bet you didn't predict this one. No, I assumed he was going to try to burn the place down. I didn't think he was going to start sucking out a can of X-Botty spray, though. That was the part that surprised me, for sure. Yeah, actually, if you want to play my next clip,

they describe what this guy did. Oh, please. Well, we were asking you to walk for the past 10 minutes. Oh, God. she served restraining order paperwork and he basically said this isn't going to he said this is going to end well when the other room started sucking down axe body spray like he's got like that so she was worried that i was going to close off his lungs but then when i got here i couldn't open up the door he's sitting there with the gasoline already poured on the floor all right a couple thoughts here ready first off

no reason to go to greenland things will get better people love you we want you to stick around coof thank you for not going to greenland and everyone else out there but if you ever are going to go to greenland you do not need to burn everything around you down all right just do it peacefully buy a dick suit buy a dick greenland shirt yeah buy a shirt from dick that shop and then go off peacefully somewhere in the woods like a japanese man and do it the right way it's very annoying that you You have to go out and a hell of flames. You have to burn down this whole lady's trailer.

And you know what? By the way, Carl, I'm just supposed to you this way. If I have someone living in my house who sprayed X body spray all the time, I'd fucking throw them out too. Yeah. That's, that's probably what the restraining order was for. I like, yeah, no, granted. Ax body spray.

And granted, Don. There was this dude I worked with. He used to spray this one. He said it's supposed to smell like chocolate. It made you want to fucking gag. Why would you want to smell like chocolate? Girls love it. children love it that's actually i would arrest anyone buying chocolate body spray that's a great way

to get these creeps oh do you have any that smells like gum drops we sure do sir right this way good god that's a good point we have we have back at the precinct all right uh one more clip on here the list of charges for this gentleman todd was charged with felony counts of arson criminal damage to property battery misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct resisting obstructing obstructing an office and intentionally abuse a hazardous substance. The majority of these charges were classified as domestic abuse and repeat offenses. He was subsequently given a cash bond, set at $250,000. About three months later, Todd was found guilty due to a no contest plea for arson and battery.

The other charges were dismissed at the prosecutor's request. Ultimately, he was sentenced to eight years in prison, followed by 10 years of extended supervision. yeah so he didn't die that day he spent the next eight years in prison instead yeah and i mean the house didn't burn down either so this guy's just a failure he's a failure okay yeah we're not how to kill yourself correct i mean don't but if you're going to don't embarrass yourself yeah it's embarrassing you know if you had just not wasted all that x body spray you could have turned that into a pretty cool flamethrower good point and he'd be popular in the prison too yeah instead of the idiot who tried to off himself

Drinking X. All right. Well, that's Carl's cop cam this week. Thought we changed things up a little bit for us. Carl, the super chats are still coming in, but I love it.

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Oh, you know what I, you know what I almost forgot about? Not wrong. You know what I almost forgot about? our buddy our buddy Alex you know Alex uh produces the show does a lot of things behind the scene and he sent me some interesting clips to play wind is subsided 61 yard try for the lead it is oh it he's got it he's got it he's got it stop pretending you like tyler bass

fuck you yes seven to two baby first place you know i texted carl i texted carl after that and said congratulations and you said what today what did i said you you said everyone here was incredibly stressed out during that game oh god that was a stressful game that's the only thing that made me happy we had a big crew over at the house yesterday and uh yeah that was a stressful a lot of yelling i wish i had watched that a lot of yelling was going on you know i went into that game carl prepared for just a fucking murder for a massacre and i would have been happier if that's what it happened to be honest with you 47 to nothing i was ready for it but the thought that we were almost gonna fucking win it that we were a cut hair away from finally showing up and embarrassing your

team and fucking squeaking out a win in buffalo that would have been the fucking obviously the underdog story of the week and they blew it they sure did and i got to ask you about what is going on with Tyreek Hill. He's all right. He was factored in like three plays maybe. Why aren't they throwing him the ball? I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why, because Buffalo does a really good job of isolating him and Waddle. Okay. So the focus was run game. And it paid off. They did well. And I would ask you, how terrible is the Buffalo Bills run defense? Because Jesus Christ. Well, that's interesting because if you remember Seattle, the week before, they held to 12 rushing yards. So I don't know. They The Dolphins had a good scheme out of control.

Dolph was in a very good scheme to run on the bills for sure. So I'm going to give McDaniel a ton of credit. I'm going to give to a lot of credit because when the game was on the line, he made very few mistakes. No, too, it was great. And the Dolph was pretty much made mistake free football for the most part. I don't think you can say that Tua did anything wrong besides lose. Right.

No, we scored on every drive in the second half. Like what else you want? It was just fucking hurt. That one hurt. Captain Boomies. Thank you for the 10 bucks Money XOXO Oh thank you Captain Boommies

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Buffalo's fucking piece of shit kicker missed an extra point And that hits a 61 yard field goal To end the game Missed extra point Then hit an upright on another extra point Almost missed that one And then hit the longest one

He's ever hit in his life That was crazy. Good times. Good times. We're headed by all. Carl, it's time for some voice fails. Okay.

The creep-off voicemail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse. Remember Syracuse voters, if you vote in Cran this year, please stop using the white one. See you in Syracuse. That's good advice. Carl, we have a message for Katie Perry, someone left us. Oh, good. Hey, guys, this voicemail is actually for Katie Perry. I just wanted to let you know, you know, I love your music, always been a fan, and I'm actually looking for the right woman.

I've never had a blowjob so amazing that when she was done, I had to pull the sheets out of my asshole. I just haven't found the right girl. Anyhow, I just would really like to fall in love And then somebody suck my dick so hard My balls come out my dick hole Anyhow I guess that right girl hasn't called me back Katie Perry

Just throwing that out there Well, fall in love and have the old dick sucked Thank you, fuck you bye I don't know that Katie Perry's gonna get that message Do you want to send it to her, really? I'll email right over Okay Yeah, he's calling out

the story about Katie Perry tricking a pedophile and a kissing her. He thought it was so icky. Do you have any voicemails, Carl? I don't. Because we only had two this week. It was actually a pretty quiet week. But we have something interesting here.

We have a creep report. Oh, great. Hey, Carl. Hey, Vinnie. I just wanted to submit someone for the scum parade. So I went to high school with this person. I'm not going to say that name, but it is public information of age.

They just caught arrested on three felony charges. one of attempted a sexual assault one on let me look at it felony rape and felony kidnapping now let me tell you about this person I went to high school with them in middle school

they are disabled from the ankles down like their ankles like they have braces on their feet okay like Carl this is going on but yeah they're a dwarf they're disabled I'm going to try to send one of y'all the

posts the mugshots it looks so funny and everyone from my high school is just eating them alive and I will be going to the court case so I will be going and maybe I can try and live stream like it's a football game

not only are you going you're going as the official creep off fucking yeah we'll get you a pennant to hold out to or something number one foam hand yeah you're our contributor for this one we need to know what's going on with the

Did he send in the... I didn't see it anywhere. Send that in. We want to see that. That sounds hilarious. Email us. The links are on the creepoff.com. And by the way, if you want to leave a voicemail,

5853, 71, 80108, anytime you want people. I love the idea of disabled from the ankles down. I'm club fucking put it, you ass, white. I've never heard that before. DeWire Christian says, Get this man, Daddy's breast milk. Yes. I want the idea that him and his friends from high school are going to go to the court trial.

Like, it's high school. Like, they're going back to their school to watch a football game or so. I'd go to that. That's fine. I'd 100% go to that. How come he didn't go to the one with the guy you went to, like murdered his family? I don't know,

because they settle. They always settle those things. I don't think, oh, no, there wasn't. He did go to court for that. That's right.

And why didn't you? Because he broke down crying and admitted that he did it. I forgot about that. I should have gone. Yeah. Well, if you have a creep report, please by all means leave us a voicemail.

We appreciate it. And, and feel free to name names. It's fine. Yeah. Nobody cares. He got arrested. If it's out there,

who gives a fuck yeah all right let's uh he can't hurt you sir it'll be fine yeah he can't hurt you at all he's gonna be behind bars and his little ankles are all messed up how old was this person he kidnapped how do you get kidnapped by a disabled dwarf hey give it a car that's so weird what's that old fucking joke i've heard comics to a million times i got into an accident the other day i got rear i rear-ended a car and it turns out it was a little person it was a dwarf he came out and he said to me hey buddy i'm not happy and i said well which one are you pretty good ah tom meyers s setup crew ship comedian time cruise ship comic joke boy it's ever a scum parade fuck all this let's go scorn parade take me all the raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made

scum parade viddie and carl going to tell you about some fuck shit scum parade like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat scum parade today's scum parade is brought to you by axe body spray you want to start off in taiwan carol let's go all right here's a picture of a guy he's at a little bit of trouble this is obviously closed captioned tv footage this is an unnamed gentleman who uh apparently has been causing some trouble around ming chan university in taiwan okay you see there's a lot of young ladies who live out there and they're in these dorms and these apartments

that are all close to each other and there is a masked man who's been running around since jude of this year and he's been looking into people's windows and the other day a poor little co-ed went out to find her panties that she left out on the line. She's drying her panties on the line? Yeah. Someone think that you kind of get what you get when you leave them out like that. What are you

talking about? Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Taiwan. It's weird. She left them out on the line and when she came back, she noticed that there was a fresh stain on them. In fact, in the article it says it was an unknown stain. Come on. You know what it is. I can take a guess. Yeah, you know what it is. Don't act like

you don't know what that stain is, lady. I'll take come for 500 hours. Your college student, you know what that is. Stopping with that. There's video. There's like a security camera out there. This is a still. This dude took the underwear, started sniffing them,

stuffed them down his pants, jerked off on it and then hugged the back on the line. Okay. It's weird. That's kind of weird to do. Yeah. You know what the problem with this article for me was? What's that?

No mention of the college student's breast size. Weird. weird that there would be an oversight on that we're talking to Taiwan here I know probably not cute but you never know you know they're what crazier things have happened right I'd like to I mean this guy's taking the time to do this to her

patty they'd like to know what the deal is he could just be a real pervert she got like little ones yeah could be I care to you she's no Danny Carl let's go somewhere close to home Niagara Falls New York yeah this is a crazy story yeah this is uh shianti means

How big are her fucking boobs? Holy shit. Wow. They weren't big enough to save her and her children. I was going to say, are those flotation devices? They look like they could be. Turns out they were not. Well, Carl,

she's 33 years old. She's cute too. Roman Rossman was nine and she had a five-month old name to Mecha means. Oh, never mind. Yeah. They went over to Niagara Falls a week ago last Monday. There's a lot of fun things to do at Niagara Falls. A lot of rides.

Yep. You could go on. Yep. They did go out of a ride, actually. What happened was Roman and Mecca, accompanied by their mother, stepped over the guardrail at Luna Island and apparently fell to their deaths. Oh, that's not good. Their bodies have not yet been recovered. And officials have said the plunge was intentional.

So that five-month-old had enough with life? It's just like, that ain't for me, man. I can't take it anymore. Yeah, means worked as a domestic violence counselor, according to her LinkedIn profile. Oh, so hearing about everybody's bullshit all day long isn't good for your mental health? Is that what I'm hearing right now? You don't want to have people just tell you how horrible their days were all day long?

Either she is completely stupid and thought it'd be a fun adventure to go swimming. Or she is a lost her will to live and decided to execute the rest of her family with her. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. Yeah, I'm going to go with the ladder on that one, Vinnie. Yeah. Well, that's my guess. But listen. They haven't found the bodies yet.

Still. Listen, she probably did those kids of favor because they lived on the New York side of Niagara Falls. You've been there, Benny. It is a shithole. When John talks about roster being a shittle, go to Niagara Falls and hang out on the U.S. side of it. It's bad. I have never been anywhere worse than Syracuse. It might be that.

It might be Niagara Falls. The poverty is something else. Also, you know, I noticed in this article, they didn't reach out to the father for comment. Is there a reason for that? I don't think they could find him. Oh, weird. Mm-hmm. Go figure.

You know, Carl, let's go down to Florida. Yeah, your second, uh, your second favorite state. Hell yeah. Might even be your first. Well, I mean, Michigan's up there, obviously. I mean, Michigan's up there, obviously. boy you got to get your

crazy why don't really creepy bugs what the hell going oh man maybe it's a song dance a favorite okay and a guest uh huh come on for a

Let's meet this young couple, Carl. This is, uh, are those both guys? No, there's a, uh, 18 year old Alana Kagle and 24 year old Wayne Streeter. Well, if you had to do one of them, which one would you pick, ready? Alana. Okay. Which one would you pick, Carl?

I'm just saying, not a looker. Okay. Not a look at this one. Now, Carl, in this particular story, I don't really have a choice, but, uh... Victim blame, you should have known better than to be a cunt. Victim blame, and now it don't matter, because you're fucking dead. Okay. Not dead yet.

That's a fun one. The victim of alleged hatchet attack, an old. Ormond by the sea. Now, I believe that's Daytona Beach area. Ormond Beach. Behind a trail of left behind a trail of blood as a gentleman ran along a road to waved out a deputy Wednesday evening. Basically what happened was this gentleman met Alana Kagle and she said, hey, you know what we ought to do? We ought to go to the beach, right? You had to let me tie you up. And then we could have sacks. Doesn't that sound great? Kind of? No, no, no. So, we're going to have sex, see, but you're just going to talk about first.

There's rope involved. Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that. Sex. I don't know about you, Vinny, but I, when I, I'm with a woman for the first time. There's no rope involved. I'm very old fashioned like that. Well, you don't have to spice things up right away. You know what I mean? This idiot went for it.

Okay. And she gave him a ride down to the beach. Also, why would you want to tie up? Wouldn't you want to tie her up? Like, especially around her face area so you couldn't see it real well? Do you want to put a lot of rope like right around the face? I'd cover the eyes cover her eyes

so they get down to the beach the victim recalled getting odd vibes from Kegel because she was sitting about five feet away from him according to the affidavit the victim said that Kagle then tied his legs together with rope adding this made him feel odd and thus led him to decide he wasn't going to go through further with it you know

yeah it's a real boner killer that's what he recalled seeing a man dress in all black clothing later identified a streeter approaching them from out of the darkness Or he could have been naked. We don't know. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

He was smiling, prompting to him to begin untie the rope. According to the affidavit, Kegel allegedly began to jump on the victim's legs, yet he was able to fight her off and untie the rope before getting up and running away, was Streeter now giving full chase. The victim said Streeter allegedly managed to tackle the victim and began choking him as Kagle reportedly observed with what appeared to be a hatchet in her hand and then started and then got caught up at it and started punching and striking the victim. all over. I thought I was going to get into your axe wound. Now, I have ax wounds. What the fuck?

It's turning to a bad day. The victim managed to free himself again, running up Atlantic Avenue and flagging down the deputy. According to the affidavit, while the victim was taken to the hospital for evaluation of the injuries, and Normand Beach police officer located and conducted a traffic stop on Kegel's vehicle in the area. The sheriff's officer said it was aired over the radio that there was blood on the vehicle, which itself was occupied by Kegel driving and street in the passenger seat. a backpack with a victim later confirmed this to be this to be his was found inside the car so they had the victim's bag with them as well uh deputy canvassing in the beach found rope a t-shirt and a hat as well as a sheath for a hatchet that guy is an idiot like she could have said to him

hey i got an idea what why don't we empty your wallet out and then we'll have sex on the money does that sound good like yeah all right cool you said sex right yeah whatever you want to do tie me up take my money suffocate me to death whatever as long as there's sex involved. This dude got, he's lucky, he's alive. He, you know, got a ton of lacerations to his legs and back, some of them very deep, as well as multiple long cuts to his abdomen. Hatchits are no joke.

Yeah. The Streeter told the deputy that he had Kegel or a couple, claiming they drove to the beach by themselves and adding he didn't know how the victim got there. The sheriff's office said Streeter further claimed that he saw the victim push Kagle, but did not know how, you know how he did this. said it was what prompted him to approach the two and began punching the victim in the face.

Sure. After initially claiming that no weapons were used, Streeter allegedly uttered well the patrol car that he had tried to choke out the victim for her. Yeah, it's like back to the future, you know, where he always up the door and Biff's having his way with his lady. You know, you got to do what you got to do.

Yeah, you say that Wayne Streeter is the George McFly of this situation. That is what I'm saying. Yes. He's a hero. Okay. Streeter and Kegel were arrested to face charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Record show they both have posted a $5,000 bond and they are out right now. All right, good. So if this lady tries to take you on a date down by Daytona Beach, be careful. Now, Carl, let's talk about our last story.

How hard up would you have to be to want to sleep with that monster? That's crazy. Well, Carl, I got a bigger monster for you. We're going to talk about Charlene. Masterson. Oh, the Masterson family. I know them. Yeah, the Mastersons. Yeah. I'm friends with that. Some of them. Hold on. I need to

pull up this image because I forgot to grab it. Sorry, guys. This is important. There he is. Here's here he is. That's the daughter, Charlene. I'm going to show you a picture of her. This is Charlene.

Okay. And this is her father. Okay. Now, these are the characters in the story I'm about to tell you. This is David Masterson. David Masterson, Dick's father. Yes. Charlene Masterson is 32 years old now. Okay.

Now, she was a teenager and something incredibly terrifying happened to her. In 2007, she started receiving anonymous text messages from someone claiming to have incriminating information about her from a chat room that she hung out on for single teenagers. so me thinks she was talking to young boys sending pictures things like that and doing those types of things and this person out of nowhere contacted her and said i have this information the message cautioned the then 18 year old that if she did not perform sexual acts on a person who she doesn't know this information was going to be leaked she's being blackmailed she said i randomly got messages from a number i didn't know the number and it read i know what you did and anyone that knows me knows i hate being in trouble but so I immediately panicked, she said. This is bullshit right here. She goes, I didn't do anything wrong, but I hate being in trouble. So when they told me I had to suck some guy's balls, I was like, all right, I just don't want to get in trouble. It doesn't make any fucking sense.

What did she do, Betty? What did she do? I don't know. Because they will not tell us in this article because we're really hearing the story from her. There's something bad happened. There's something going on here. Okay. She was told that her father, David, who we just saw a picture of, he was 56 years old.

She did something so bad that if revealed her, her father, David Masterson, would be fired from his role at the Dublin airport if she did not fulfill the demands. Is that how that works? Like if your daughter is in trouble, then you get fired from your job? Apparently. Wow. Apparently.

Now, here's the, here's what's even worse. When she went to her dad for help. He told her. I'm being blackmailed and I'm being told I have to perform sexual acts of a stranger. What should I do? Should I go to the police? Well, yeah, no, I'm going to lose my job, honey. don't you understand this can cost me my job what should i do then dad you better got to be a solution

fucking sucking off strangers oh is what you should do oh i don't i can't believe this young lady you're going to cost me my job well you better get us out of this pickle i thought you're going to have different advice for me dad but okay i don't want you to lose your job well it was arranged that her father would let a person into their home and she would do whatever the person wanted while wearing a blindfold and earphones and playing music in them. Okay. Weird. Okay.

Masterson then came into the bedroom where she was blindfolded. It began forcing her to give him oral sex and sexually assaulted her. That's right. It was her father the whole time. The call is coming from inside of the house. Charlene.

You're blowing your father. This woman is so gullible. I'm wondering how many princes she sent $10,000 to because of an email she received. How gullible is this woman? At one point. At one point, Carl, the dad had his buddy in there too, and they were tag teaming her.

Yeah. So this went on for years until she's 21. So this is at least three years of her doing sexual action with her father and not knowing it's her father. Yes. Just knowing that at some point, dad, I'm going to be get one of these text messages and that the guy's coming over and I'm going to have to put on my blindfold and my fucking air pods and start fucking suck it off a stranger fucking horrifying well

Dwyer and Chris says dad pulled a great prank pretty good break pretty good break her face was red and she found out this is way funnier than telling the kids that she stole their Halloween candy I'm not going to lie this is way better way better one so miss Madison did not realize her father was behind everything until at the age of 21 she found a DVD recording at her grandmother's house of all places in the state dashy DVDs of the first time of her in this room with the headphones on in the blindfolds and her fucking father

Facebook theater. She's filming it too. What an idiot. Yes. Filled it too. Okay. So then she found it that it was her dad and so she goes right to the police and has the dad arrested and this stops and she's no longer being abused anymore. That's good. No. She goes and confronts her dad and you know what he says.

What does he say? Sorry, I won't do it anymore. No, I'm being blackmailed too. Isn't this crazy? He's making me. I like it. I like it. I'm ejaculating into your mouth. I hate it, but I'm being forced to do it. I need this job. Honey, listen, they don't just make middle management airport jobs. That's true. Every day. This is coveted what I have going out here. So she says what she saw the DVD. I didn't watch past the first 10 seconds. When he came home, I was still getting messages from a stranger. And I replied, I know you are my dad. However, what started as covert soon became open abuse. Her father stopped sending messages, but instead of began groping and raping her inside of the

house. He's like, you know what? Let's just get rid of the stupid earbuds and blindfold. I'm just going to have sex with you. I'm just going to Hey, honey, I'm being blackmailed again. Jesus Christ. That's crazy. He followed her to work which he was soon forced to give up and frequently sent her abuse messages. It wasn't

until her colleagues in social care asked if her father was abusing her that the years of torture were finally brought to light. In 2014, Charlene's friends went to her mother and informed her what had been happening to her daughter. David ended up in prison for 17 years because of this. And the mother claims she was completely unaware

of any of this. I would hope so. I would hope somebody wouldn't say something to someone. Yeah. This is an older story, but Alex sent it to me because this woman's like wrote a book or something. Yeah, she's telling her story, which is embarrassing. Yeah. It's an embarrassing story. I just love this father going, you're going to

ruin me. Unless she starts sucking up stranger. It's crazy. I know ATL. might seem like it's a crazy request, but otherwise I'm going to lose my job. Do you realize what an absolute, like your past pedophile pervert,

when you're coming up with this fucking story to blackmail and terrify your own daughter? He did wait until she was 18. I'll give him a little bit of credit. No, this is nuts. This is a crazy story. Yeah. And he did it for three years.

That's, I don't understand how dumb this one is. I call that a good run. We got a lot of victim blaming on today's show. this might be a record for us. Certainly was. It's been good. Hey, I've got a couple plugs I want to get out real quick.

Before he fish he's up. And we do have another super chat that came in. We appreciate that. But today is the return of point dabble point. What? That's right. Go to Shulie's channel at 4 o'clock. And we'll be talking,

Suttering Johnny. He's got his boat now. And we'll be chatting about John on point dabble points. It's going to be Monday's at 4. I forgot he got a boat going forward. And also, I'm wearing my real women. love football, smart women love the bill shirt that my mom got for me

my mistake because it is my mom's birthday today, happy birthday, mom. No shit. I'm going to have dinner with her later tonight. Oh, well, happy birthday, Mrs. Hamburger. And of course, who are these broadcasters tomorrow at two? And then, of course, the election special tomorrow night at 1 a.m. Eastern time.

Watch with Christian Blatt and Reverend Schittstein. I think that Aussie guy is going to be on some other guests. At one in the morning? One in the morning on the Who are these podcast channel. You know, nothing is going to be figured out by then. You know, honestly, I think it is going to be figured out by then. I could be wrong.

It could go on for weeks. Who knows? I think it's going to be figured out. Do you have a prediction for this thing? Yeah. Okay. What's your prediction? Do you remember Ronald Reagan in 1979 or 80?

Yeah. Yeah. That. Mondale. Mondale numbers for Kamala. That. Well, it was, no. In 80, it was Carter.

oh that's right that's right yeah that's what i'm predicting yeah you're predicting 40 states for like no one's ever voted for this woman for anything it's crazy and so i i i can't see it going any other way but we'll see all right the wizard monkey with five pounds coming in one time a manic depressive as slick richard simmons visited the snow white show at disneyland one minute feeling happy next minute he came all over grumpy oh okay that's another fun way to uh okay okay one minute he's feeling happy next minute he came all over grumpy all right bravo let's rewrite that joke 20 different ways let's see if we could find a funny version find some humor go snow white jokes well got let me tell you what's important this week

let me get let me give you a plug car what do you think's gonna have what's your prediction for the election tomorrow i'm kind of with you i think that uh i don't think she has a chance Yeah, I don't think so either. But you know what, though? What is always cheating, though? It's always possibility. Here's the one thing I will say. I don't think Trump's base got bigger.

Right. I don't think it necessarily got bigger, but I think it was very big judging by the last election and how many votes he got. I don't see as many people being moved to go out and vote on the other side this time. So I'm more along the lines if I think Trump's going. But I will tell you this right now,

I will not vote. I will not endorse any of these two fucking people. I don't give up. We're all going to vote at the creepoff.com. That's where you vote this week. People go to the creepoff. com vote for who brought the creepier person running for president. That's right.

That's who you're voting for. That's what we're all voting for. Now, I just got some messages from people that said the captcha is not working. So I'm going to jump in there and figure all that out. Either way, vote at the creepoff.com. It's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Let's get the fuck out of here, Carl.

Gagia. Gagia. Oh, you know, you shouldn't do drugs. Thank you. Thank you. She does. It's a great thing to be a bit more than a call and be made. It's such a creation to get me to play.

It's the creep off.