The Creep Off - Episode 238: From Cambodia with Love

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

In honor of the Marine Corps 249th birthday & Veteran's Day Karl & Vinnie make their nominations for creepiest Marine: Karl’s Cop Cam features a woman dressed like a pumpkin fighting the police over snacks at a movie theater. Plus, in the Scum Parade we meet a man who did not like his wife’s new haircut, a kid who did not want to do his homework and the hottest mom in Florida!  The score is currently Vinnie 4 - Karl 3, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Human semen harvester sentenced - Bulawayo24 NewsPa. man allegedly fatally stabbed girlfriend because he didn't like her haircutBoy, 15, axes mum to death after she confiscated his tablet when he didn't do homework - World News - Mirror OnlineFlorida mom sets herself, 2 young kids on fire: CopsWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation 

Hey Carl Adam Crowley's always say that Don't do your best Do my best Because I don't get done right I've seen your best Your best stinks Yeah I know

It's not great You should do my best Minnie what's going on In the AFC East Buffalo's still in first place Yeah about a lot Yeah I know You notice that

Yeah Good times You're a real prick You know that I do You're listening To the Carl Network attention parents what you're about to see is not suitable for kids shoot it's not even suitable for some grown-ups

you might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things i'm going to give the people what they want sensation horror shock i'm going to deliver the goods because i'm alive and i'm not backing down cuckoo coo coo i denounce it Disgusting Vomomit-inducing thing Oh la Cripo's Welcome back to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, your and my favorite, not Carl's, according to WATP,

his favorite is sword and scale. So you could just go fuck himself right now. Hey, you want to give you a thousand bucks as a super tip. I'll change my mind. I'll switch my allegiance. Hot Cuckaca Carl. What is happening, Vinnie Palmino. Good to see you, my friend.

Happy Veterans Day. Shout out to all the veterans out there. Big shout out to all the veterans out there. We love you. We're big fans. And of course, as you know, when it's Veterans Day, it means it's also a super champ Monday. certainly is now you could get your super chats in early if you like you could get them in late just send them on in here we don't really care what time they come in to be honest whatever's good

but kuf cares because he wants to thank all of you for not killing yourselves thank you kuf thank you for not killing yourself thank you everyone for not doing that we truly appreciate it now carl we need you here guys i got some big news out of the gate what do we got well you know that girl we have on here all the time danny yes the one with the boobs you know i i'm i don't know Danny yeah yeah yeah I remember they're getting bigger because she had her baby did she really the baby came Thursday night six pounds 14 ounces sounds kind of small well I don't know sounds like giving birth to a turkey if you ask me yeah I wouldn't want to do it but but but the baby's healthy everyone's happy baby's good great she sent me pictures of the baby okay but you know did you ask for that I well I'm gonna say is

this um newborns aren't really all that attractive i deleted them immediately i do not have pictures of children on my computer uh so little lady k is with us she's good good so danny is not going to be here for a couple weeks she's uh nursing and taking care of this little one right so so how are we going to find out with the result to her so there's no more contest anymore we're just going to be done competing because as you know vanny you and i compete every single week to find the creepy the creepiest person in a given category, and then you find folks who listen and view the show, you go to the creepoff.com, and you vote for who you thought brought the bigger creep that week, and then we play up to a score of five.

Once someone gets five, the other person has to spend the dreaded wheel of consequences. So I got to imagine that if we don't have a results girl, then we'll never know who won anymore. Carl, we do have a results girl here today. We do. We do. My hell yeah, we do. My hell yeah. What's happening? Welcome back. Hello, friends. Good to be here. Good to see you again, that big echoey house of yours. Stock photo of a house.

Yes. I know. Big echoey house, not as cool, not as fun as big boobs, but I guess I'll just have to do. At least you know your role. At least you understand where you stand. You're not pregnant, are you? No, no. Didn't need to see the photos, but it was just enough for me to remember to take that.

Is that a dog running around in the back? It is likely, yes. That is my dog child, choosing that over human children. myself but big congratulations to danny hope that you and baby are doing well heard that he's a real cutie it's a she she heard she's a real cutie well you know what it hasn't decided it's gender yet so let's not jump to conclusion i believe it's baby's choice is how that works as it should be as it should be now last week was uh election week the country uh spoke but did the listeners of the creep off speak who did they decide brought the creepiest president

presidential candidate. You know, I think last week was a big important week, but there was for me personally, and I think for the viewers, an even more important election that took place. So let's get to those results, the ones that really matter. Correct. Last week, with 70% of the vote, the creepiest presidential candidate of all time is Vinnie and the Impaler, Jonathan Sharkey. That does bring our score to 4.3. Vinny has pulled into the lead and I think it's game point so one more for the good guys

unreal come from behind baby that's what I do game point Carl I don't like that I don't like the sound of that good thing I brought it today I don't have to worry about it we'll be tying it up four to four but I guess congrats on your win thanks friend I guess I'm supposed to say that I feel really good about this that would actually all right so Vinny's up four to three guys please listen to the presentations today and go and vote at the creepoff dot com afterwards the poll will be up there ready for you as soon

as the show is over that's right now my hell yeah do you have anything you want to uh anything you want to plug um besides your asshole sorry wow you really are salty at her for not making you the word Jesus Christ caro I am just here to read the results

I you know as you know inside scoop with the elections process here I can say that we have full voter integrity here with the Creep-off channel. So you don't have to worry about anything being rig, stolen. It's all real. It's all about the viewers. Your voices heard. So make sure you vote this weekend.

If you feel so inclined, feel free to give me a follow at Mahalia. I followed and been followed by the creep-off. You know, when people think of the creep-off, I want them to think voter integrity. I want that too. I want that too. Thank you, Mahalia. I will see you soon. Thanks, Mahalia.

All right. Great to see her. What a good job she does. She did a very bad job today. What are you talking about? Those were not the results I was hoping for. You told her to go putting a butt plug. You want her to be your best friend?

I was just assuming what she was going to say next. People need help with that. I've worked with you for a number of years now. I know that sometimes you can't finish a sentence. I need to help. That is true. I am a fool. I'm a literate animal.

Carl, today, this is going to be a good one. Okay. The last three veterans day, We have done a branch of the military. We started off with the Army. We did the Navy. We have done the Air Force. That leaves us the Marines.

Space Force. Oh, Marines. I guess there are a lot of... Space Force will be next year. Yeah. We got to give people some time to be creeps over there first. Yeah, I'm sure that there's somebody over there using satellites to, like, look under kids' skirts.

Can you do that? I guess if they're in China. Maybe. Probably. I'm not sure how that would work. So, we do love the veterans. and I think the best way we can celebrate them is to call out the pieces of shit among them

and tell the rest of them that they're great. So to all of you who are not creeps, we love you. We love you. We appreciate you. But some of you people, and listen, these people, they go through a lot. You know, hanging out in the desert for nine months, 12 months in a row with nothing but crazy people around you,

I understand it's going to make you flip sometimes and do awful things. I think we're going to probably present a couple of those today. All right. Well, Carl, I know I'm going to. Why don't you hit the bell and I will get this going? No, Carl, I'm going to have a hard time saying my creep's last name. So I'll just call him Andy.

His name's Andrew Yardiala's. He was a corporal in the Marines, Carl. Okay. Now, he was described as a loner. He was an average student at school. He was from Chicago. And in his yearbook, the title that they gave him was Social Outcast. Oh, I didn't know that that was one of the categories they voted for.

Not thought of well by his classmates, is my point. That's a weird one. Yeah. They said he had an odd twitch, and he couldn't carry on conversations with people. He was very shy. Apparently, he was bullied a lot. And as you can imagine, that does not make for a fun personality. I thought the Marines were the proud, the few, like the cream of the crop is how they present

that to us. Well, let's talk about that for a second. You know, he joined the Marines not long after high school. They end up stationed him in Southern California, but a doctor who testified. Poor guy. I had to go all the way to Southern California. I'm just laying a foundation, just laying a base here, settle down. That's not a point to harp on.

Fair enough, fair enough. The doctor, one of the psychiatrists who testified in his first trial, Carl, said that the reason why he joined the Marines was not because he was a patriot, was because he wanted to learn how to inflict the most damage he could out other people. Nice. That's the place to learn it. So he's a little bit of a statist from what I understand. didn't make friends in the military, Carl, but I will tell you what he did find love. Good.

He found love. He found love with a 15-year-old girl who he knocked up. Oh, boy. Now, he was... We're off to a bad start in this career. Not great, but he was afraid of her parents at any military discipline, so they agreed she'd have an abortion. And he told that doctor, who I just mentioned, that he loved that girl and still loves that

girl up until the day he died. Spoiler. But the law in the state of California and the right. just Marine course might not see it that way, he added. So they had the abortion. But he did knock up a 15-year-old. Now, that's pretty bad. That's not a good thing to do.

I mean, it's nothing that the singer in my high school band didn't do, but I guess he didn't knock her up, unfortunately. Well, that wasn't the only questionable thing he did while he was serving in the Marines, Carl. He was in the Marines from 1986 to 1991. And it turns out he murdered five women and raped and inducted another one during that time. But he never loved those women. No, just the 15-year-old underage.

kid. He loved. Now, is this frowned upon when you're in the military? It is. It is. But you know what? In spite of all of these things, Carl, he moved up the ladder. He was promoted several times. Statutory rapist and a serial killer. I would imagine they didn't know about this, right? Fiddy, they were just like, look it, you're doing a lot of things right. A few things wrong, but a lot of things right. He got your serial killer badge. We're going to move you up to corporal. I don't how it works. I know. What do I know? So here's a problem that he ran into. The other soldiers didn't like him, and he was out ranking, though. And eventually, when he got to the rank of corporal, the people who were under him just stopped listening to him.

I don't think you're allowed to do that in the military. No, they did. They stopped listening to him, and he got demoted. Really? Yes. They were just like, huge. It doesn't even make sense. It happened.

Okay. And part of it was because they gave him a nickname. The men who were underneath him started calling him corporal urinalysis. Okay. Which I think is pretty good. Like to his face. Okay. So he ends up getting out of, you.

You know, the Marines in 1991. But let me tell you about these murders real quick. Let me just touch on these, because that's an important part of the story. I would imagine, yeah. The murders, yeah. Serial killer, you'd want to talk about the murders, probably. Yeah, so in January of 1986, he went to Saddleback Community College, and he stalked a 23-year-old communications art student named Robin Branley and stabbed her 41 times. Two years later on July 17th.

My arm would get tired. How many times could you stab? He's a Marine, dude. The few, the proud. He could- 41 is nothing. Good point. If there was anything left of her, he would have kept going. I can't even throw, like, steel-tipped darts.

God bless the U.S.A. Well, fucking 41. And that's, like, kind of the average. He likes to stab a lot. Okay. So the next one was a 29-year-old girl named Julie McGee. He shot her. Her body was found in a ditch, raped.

Two months later, Udelli's struck in San Diego, killing a 31-year-old named Mary Ann Wells, whose body was found in an abandoned warehouse. How did he kill that one? I believe they strangled her. Okay. So he's learning how to do things a lot easier. He's all over the board. That's good, though, because, you know, you stand before her with what if you're like,

God, that was a lot of work. What if I just shot someone with a bullet? Well, that's a lot less work. He did learn his lesson because the next one, the fourth victim, was an 18-year-old girl named Tammy Irwin. They found her just shot in the face in the middle of the street in Palm Springs. Oh, boy. So, uh, that wasn't good.

Now, like I said, he got out of the Air Force or the Marines, forgive me, in 1991. He's honorably discharged. He goes home to Chicago and moves in with his parents, but he decides to go back to California for a visit in 1992. That's when he met 19-year-old nurse Jennifer Abinson, who was in need of a ride to work. So he dropped her off at the hospital, and when he did, he asked for her phone number.

And you know what she did, Carl? What she did? She did something you and I would hate. Oh. Fake phone number. Yeah, yeah. Smart move, though. Well, very.

But here's the dumb move. Here's the dumb move. she finishes her shift she comes out and he's standing out there waiting for her and he'lls you need another ride haughty and she's like well i guess he's still here i guess i'll take it and then he invented uber and he is now a multi-millionaire he's be a giant creep if he's the guy who invented uber that an amazing origin story if only that's what he did there's probably other nurses and other places that need a ride to work and people with cars they can drive them there We're talking in 1992.

They didn't have the cell phone technology to make this a reality. Right. So as they're driving, he says, so what's the deal with this fake phone number you gave me? At that point, she was like, oh, how did you figure that? Like, she had no idea this guy called her so quickly. Like, she just went and did her job. She's like, I'm a woman. You think I can remember seven numbers in a row?

That would be a break. That would have been a great defense. But no, what he did was he starts punching her in the face, tied her hands, cut off her clothes, attempted to rape her, but he could not get it up, Carl. Yeah. So she starts taunting him because, you know, that's what you want to do. She starts calling him a coward. Yeah.

And then he beat her up a bit, bit her on her neck to the point that she started bleeding, like he was a vampire. Like he was John Sharkey, my creep, last week. Then he put her in the trunk of his car. Eventually, she was able to get her hands untied, and she was able to hit that latch thing and pop open the trunk. She jumps out of the car and escapes. She runs down a highway naked from the waist down.

He chases her after her with a machete. It's a good thing to have the car. Right. Some people have a baseball bat. Other people have a machete. Well, serial killers, you know, they're come prepared. Yep. And she escaped.

So she flags down a car. There's two other Marines in the car. And they get out and they see him with the machete, and he runs, gets in his car, and escapes. They never got a hold of them. And the only evidence they had was the bite on her neck and the fact that she was running down the street. Well, they know what kind of car he has, though, right? They didn't see his car because he ran on foot down to this area where he had parked with her.

No, I mean, the woman who took a ride with him twice that day, didn't know what kind of car was? That's a good point. Where color it is? Well, guess what? They never found him. Okay. So for three years, he was freaked out by that. One got away.

So he didn't do anything. He just kind of lay low in Chicago. But in 1995, he went back for another visit to California, and he figured, you know, everything was going pretty well. So he saw this sex worker named Denise Manny, and he picked her up and he shot her in the face and then left her body out towards the desert. Didn't want to pay for him? Yeah, he just shot her in the face. Okay. So let's see.

Let's talk about what – that was what he did in California. Let's talk about what he was doing while he was hoping Chicago after all this, okay? You're killing horrors? What was he doing? Well, more than horrors. Just the one horror. as a security guard in Chicago Mall, he enjoyed a lot

of time hanging around customers and people and he had a lot of time to people watch and he saw this one woman that he thought was pretty good. Her name was Laura Yu-Yaki and she lived in Indiana. And then he went on to write the movie Paul Blart Mallcop after he invented Uber.

That's the origin story of that movie. You know what? I'm going to leave in amazing. I'm going to leave in that he invented Paul Blart because that's vote for ready please all right he had nothing to do with that movie guys no he didn't he wrote it he wrote every word of it tried to star on it but he was dead by then okay so he follows this one woman all the way back to her house in indiana abducts her takes her back to a place called

wolf lake in illinois is on the border of chicago in illinois and uh cook county illinois and hammond indiana is where this wolf lake area is it comes into play and just leaves her body naked out there they found her eventually in july of nine they found the body of 21-year-old Cassandra Corum also by Wolf Lake shot dead. And on August 2nd, 1996, the body of 22-year-old Lynn Huber was found in Wolf Lake floating around. She was presumed to be his last victim. Now, all three of these women were shot and stabbed all in the same area of Wolf Lake. How do they catch this guy, Carl?

He's fucking just killing it well. And these are not, this is the other thing. We talk about serial killers all the time. we just murder prostitutes. Yeah. This guy's grabbing nurses, college students. All right, all right. He's a real fucking problem.

This is the guy you got to get rid of here. Now, I want to protect our horrors too, though, Betty. I mean, come on. There's a dime a dozen. Those are important people in this society. We meet our hero in the story, Carl, right now. His name's Warren Fryer. He's a Indiana patrolman.

He noticed Andy's car parked outside a known drug house. as well with a well-known prostitute. So he calls her backup, approaches the pickup truck. He describes Andy as a cooperative, average, nothing unusual. After Andy starts to explain that he served in the Marines, Friar spotted that he had a gun. It was a snub-nosed chrome-plated 38th special, fully loaded with six shells in it.

Police explained, took the gun from him because this guy did not have any types of permits to be able to have this gun. so he was subsequently arrested and the gun was confiscated he paid a fine and was released but they kept his gun before police towed his car uh officer fryer noticed there was a sleeping bag a gym bag containing duct tape and other bizarre things in the bag bed of this truck he also noticed that the inside of this truck was immaculately clean and the outside was really really dirty it was very strange he thought six months later officer fryer again

runs into Andy, this time an American Inn and an American Inn with another prostitute. This hooker is one that they all love. Her name's Patricia Kelly. They all know her. Like, oh, hey, Patty. She's like, how are you, Officer Fryer? So there was a known dispute. He was accusing her of trying to steal from him.

Okay. But here's the thing. She starts talking to Officer Fryer, and she said, this guy's kind of kinky. He wants to take me in the back of his pickup. truck up to Lake Wolf, up to Wolf Lake, and he said he wants to handcuff me and he wants to take the tradesman entrance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he goes, wait a second, he wants to take you where to Wolf Lake? And he's like, Patty, don't do this. Like, women are getting murdered to find the bodies up there. Don't go with him. So she doesn't. And when he gets off of his shift,

he goes back to the police department. He conducts a computer search for city records for this guy, including the seizure of the gun sends another message to detectives that this guy who I found with an illegal gun is trying to take a hooker and handcuffer up to Wolf Lake. So what he's guilty is being two audits with this hooker. Should not have told her his plans. Correct.

But I mean, you got to negotiate. Sure. So by April 7th, they've run ballistics on this gun matches the three bodies. They found a Wolf Lake. Shocker. so they do the tricksy thing they bring him in sit them down and they say we're going to

do some right now we're running tests in the other room on that gun anything you want to tell us there pal saying like a fucking canary couldn't wait by the way i killed like five more in california too this is when this is what he told him everything and the cops are like oh shit. So obviously he goes to trial. He is sentenced for two of the murders to the death penalty. Okay. They didn't charge him with the third one. They charged him with the first two. I'm not sure why, but it worked out in a very weird way. He gets two death sentences of death.

Okay. Around the same time that Illinois is starting to discuss, we don't want to have the death penalty anymore. Sure. So they have a very liberal governor who decides to commute the death penalty sentences for anyone on death row, currently on it. That's when the DA was like, oh, fuck this guy. We could still try him for the third fucking murder. So this time they put him on trial again, Carl. He has a new lawyer.

And the lawyer tells him to plead guilty, but say that he's insane. So they did a whole courtroom stunt, dude. I wish I could have found footage of it. It sounds hysterical. The lawyer comes and he goes, listen, you can't have his hands cuffed during this. He needs to be able to take notes. He needs to be able to do things. So he's pleading insanity.

So the second they take the cuff. off of him he sits out everything's going well he just starts going it just starts flicking everything off the tables throwing glasses of water on people like just try to act crazy right didn't fall for it he had pled guilty so guess what carl sentenced him to the death penalty again just in time for illinois to decide that they don't want the death penalty anymore and they eliminate it in the state okay so now he's just sitting there with life in prison i'm going to give california a lot of credit they stepped up for fucking once and said oh no no no no please extradite him to us we have the death penalty they tried him for all five five death sentences he was sentenced in 2007 i think one's enough probably

well they by 2017 i'm sorry uh they were able to sentence him in october okay by november 7 he hung himself in jail oh now the old the old epstein the old epstein i want to show you a picture of this guy too if I can. Do you mind? Of course. I want to just point out how much he looks like Vince the lawyer. Uh-oh. Oh, that is a creep. That is pretty creepy. He's got more hair, though, than Vince the lawyer. He looked at, I was like, oh, my God, that's Vince. Not that I think Vince is a sociopath who would murder anybody. No, we don't say things like that about Vince on this show. We just go, oh, Vince is a great guy. Agreed. I love him. Yeah. Big fan. All right. Clip it. Big fan. All right. That's my creep. Andrew.

Corporal urinalysis. All right. While you got that screen up, you can show my guy, whose name is Michael Joseph Pepe. All right. Let me pull up this picture. Yeah, if you don't mind. Ah, there he is right there in the middle

and between those two Cambodian men. MJP. So Pepe is a former U.S. Marine captain. It retired and moved to Cambodia in 2003, began teaching management classes at a university there. By May of 2004, he hired this prostitute. and this prostitute and him got it on formed a little bit of a relationship

because there's a lot of poor people in Cambodia and he had some money. He's some scratch. You can get some things done. You don't even have to have a lot of money in Cambodia. No, just he has a job at a university. Like, he's the wealthiest man on the block. Like, you could have as much money as, like, John right now

and go to Cambodia and live like Bill Gates. Oh, yeah, just having a photo of you on a boat is enough to be like, wow, you must be a millionaire. You're our king. You were on a boat watch? He's like, yeah, just recently, too. Like, holy shit, okay. That's cool.

Yeah. So this guy gets this prostitute. He's like, you know, having sex with you is okay. But what I really like are preteens. Do you know of any preteens around here? And the prostitutes like... It's Cambodia. Yeah, it's Cambodia.

Throw a rock. Yeah, there's preteens everywhere. They're all poor. They all need money. I'm sure I can talk to their parents and we can negotiate something. So she started. helping him find preteens and working with the parents to bring preteens to his house. For what?

Like to play games? Well, the first young Cambodian girl went to her house and Pepe raped her. And over the span of 13 days took 70 photos of her. So was producing some CP, as they say. Was he producing for like her Instagram? No, this is 2004. It's before Instagram. Yeah.

Yeah. Now, he did have a digital camera. Damage. So he was saving things on his computer, which is really smart. But the reason why he moved to Cambodia is because, like, there's no laws here. No one gives a shit. It's so corrupted. I can pretty much get away with whatever I want to.

You rape all the kids. Right. So then he got another girl to come over. She actually stayed for several months. And Pepe raped her so violently that she was hospitalized for a week. Why did she stay? Was she, like, being held? These children are being held in this house.

Okay. They have no choice. Just confirming. The next girl. It's nice of him to take her to the hospital, though. The next girl lived with Pepe for eight months, and authorities found 500 photos of the girl. She later testified in his trial against him.

He actually had eight of these victims testify against him, that he raped her on a daily basis over eight months. There were three other girls whose photos they found. Oh, wait, no, there was another girl that he brought over, and then he's like, hey, you got a sister? Because she was pretty hot. And she's like, yeah, I got a sister. so they go to the mom.

They're like, hey, can we get the sister over here too? So then the sister comes over, so he's raping both of these girls. Oh, God. These two girls who are sisters, they're getting raped. It's a family affair. So there's three other girls whose photos were found in this computer. Thousands of photos were found. And what happened was one of the girls, when he finally said, okay, I'm done with you.

You can go home now. She told her grandma. And her grandma goes, oh, we should probably get the authorities involved. That doesn't sound right. You're at this guy's house for a month. and he was having sex with you. She's like, yeah. Way to go, Boela.

Yeah. So they decided like that was probably a bad thing. So the Cambodian police along the United States agent observer arrested Pepe in June of 2006. When searching Pepe's home, the police found condoms, drugs, K.Y. Jelly, baby oil, rope, and strips of cloth that were tied together. So this guy's having some kinky sex with these preteens. And it is like a freak off. Diddy party.

I was going to say it's not as much oil, but. Oh, no one has as much oil as Diddy. The drugs included Viagra and drugs that were used to sedate children. It's pretty convenient. Like what, Dimitap? The police also found a bedroom close to Pepe's bedroom that had stuffed animals, children's bedding, and children's clothes. Because remember, these kids were staying there long term, so they got hooked up with a bedroom.

In the space between the children's room and Pepe's room, room, there was a massage table and photos of Pepe's victims. The police found digital storage devices that contained more than 1,000 photos. Among other items, the police also found cuttings of newspaper articles discussing pedophiles in Cambodia. So this guy was into it, man. He's just like, this is where the pedophiles go. Was he looking for tips?

This is where I want to be. Maybe he's looking to see, like, how do they get caught? I don't want to get caught. And he wasn't for a couple of years. He was pulling this off. So, as I mentioned, the police search is home. they find all this stuff they find the photos of eight victims there were probably a lot more but they found eight victims and all eight victims testified against him at the trial so the government prevented at the trial evidence for the jury that uh the really the only reason why he was in cambodity was not to teach management class it was really to bang underage children because he thought he could get away with it and he did for a long time how long was he there for he was there for a couple years okay And there's eight kids?

At least, yes. Eight kids that he was raping over two years. Michael Joseph Pape is a real piece of shit. And he was traveling back to the United States and back and forth and back to Cambodia and stuff. So they had a trial for him. And he was given 210 years in federal prison. And he said, that's excessive, guys. I mean, what are you talking about?

Just because I had a bunch of girlfriends over in Cambodia. So he demanded they retry this. So they did. And during a seven-day trial in August of 2021, jurors heard testimony from eight victims as young as nine years old when they were sexually abused. Each of them testified that Pepe sexually abused them. And several explained that Pepe drugged, bound, beat, and raped them. So he's torturing these children.

And so the Judge Fisher in this case in February of 2022 held out to the 210 years of federal prison rejecting the defense's argument that the sentence was too long and unduly harsh he says Pepe can find numerous preteen girls in his home the horrors he inflicts on those girls was more than unduly harsh it was torture and therefore he's keeping the 210 years in federal prison which is where this ex-marine still presides to this day well that's a good thing can I say this though I don't like this defense of they were just my girlfriends you know like that like the nine year olds there testify it against you like how do you explain that uh you know sometimes these girls they decide they didn't like the relationship years later here's the situation she wanted to settle down

i wanted to be a free i wanted to be out there you know it spread my wings and i couldn't settle down so i broke up with her and she's just tried to stick it to me now i think he said in court you can't eat pizza every night i believe is what he said she's just mad because after she moved out i threw out a teddy bear she wanted it back i didn't give it to her because my next three girlfriends were hotter and younger She's just jealous about that. All right, so go to the creepoff.com, vote for Carl. Let's keep this round going. That's right.

You go to the creepoff.com. The votes are up right now. You could go vote for Vinny and Andrew Yardiales or Carl and Michael Joseph Pepe. You know what, Vinnie? What? I'm excited that we're celebrating Veterans Day for, what, the fourth year in a row. Yep. But I'm even more excited that it is super chat Monday.

And people are participating and celebrating with us. shout out to Dang Lizard with five euros. You want to read this one? Oh, I absolutely do, actually. Dang Lizard, thank you for the five euros. Carl, did you celebrate the Veterans Day in your family by wearing your Pop-op's favorite Hugo Boss uniform? No, I sold that to a museum.

Oh, but I know you kept the spiky helmet. I've seen it. I sold it to a museum. It's not how we celebrate. Joseph Collins, thanks for the 499. Creep off is always the best. Let's creep on. Creep on, my friend.

Thank you. Joseph Collins, again, thanks for the 49. My dad was a Marine and was trained at Paris Island. The thing said to him, he told me he couldn't repeat to me. I believe that. That's not an easy gig. You know, the Marines, their basic training is twice as long as everybody else is. It's way more intense.

Those people who complete it and do it, they really are fucking something else. So we're fans of the Marines here. We're just not friends of Michael Joseph Pepe or Andrew Yerinaldus. Correct. Bruce Sox 20 became a YouTube member of the Who Are These Podcasts. Thank you very much. Becoming a member means you get to watch WATP live every Wednesday and Saturday and also two bonus shows a month. I'm doing one with Dick Messerson this week and just go to the community tab and you'll see all the links to those videos.

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Listen, every week at the creep off. we do a bonus episode every week you get something fun from us every now and again we miss something but the majority of the time we're there every Friday with some fun episode we did a great scum parade uh scum stream last week we had a lot of great stories fucked up stuff but this week we're doing one of our favorite things ever you know it is right carl it is it's a hall of fame induction ceremony and we're putting in somebody who i personally have been chomping at the bit to get into the hall of fame you've been really pushing this one now we if you don't know we have a Hall of Fame here at the creep, Bob.

It's the creepiest of the creeps. Vinny, who are some of the people who are in our Hall of Fame? We got Christalia is in there. Let's start with Pamperechu. Yep. Chris Chan. Right. Vince McMahon is in there.

Hulk Hogan's in there, of course. Maddox is in there. Maddox is in there. We might even end up doing another Maddox episode one of these days. We might have to. The shit keeps going. The shit keeps going with him. We can always revisit it.

But today, folks, a guy who really deserves it, I'm really excited to put him in here because the types of atrocity that this motherfucker got away with by being worse than Maddox maybe possibly let's not go crazy I know we still have to do the reason Maddox went in first there's a reason we still have to do the research on it all right ladies and gentlemen Uday Hussein is going into the creep up all his face what a fun life he lived on it he was the oldest son of Saddam he was also the guy who was in charge of the Olympic team so there's some fun stories behind that and I'm very excited

to present this so hope you will join us on friday now i set a surprise for you who are these podcast bonus content subscribers because for once and one time only we're going to let the watp bonus content subscribers see the amazing type of content we do over here at the creepoff in hopes that you will join the creep off patreon or become a member of the creep off youtube channel that's right if you are on our patreon supercast or if you're a subscriber on youtube to where these podcasts you will be getting the link this Friday at noon, tune in and watch us induct Uday Hussein into the Creep Off Hall of Fame. Robert Glock has a nomination that I might consider Pete Rose so he could finally get in a Hall of Fame. Yeah, Pete Rose, you know, the poor guy, not even any, in any Hall of Fames?

Is he in the WWE Hall of Fame? He might be. He might be. Because Kane did tombstone him that one time. He was dressed as a California chicken. Is he really a creep, though? I like everyone bets on sports now. He lived to see the day where MLB had their.

very own sports book like their own official sports book it is crazy yeah oh by the way I was listening to Howard Stern on the way in today I'm sorry to hear that me too and there's you gotta go listen to his football conversation today you know he says the dumbest shit he doesn't know anything about football dude he said the dumbest thing

why are the Jets very good Robin they're in New York they should be good Robin he said the dumbest thing I've ever heard him say loud and queer and you'll probably want it for your board he said go bills really yeah he was rooting for the bills and I was like you old out of touch idiot wind is subsided 61 yard try for the lead it is oh he's got it he's got it who's got it who's got it yeah go bills baby do iard christian is right sturt is the dumbest retired that is absolutely

the giants are bad did you watch that game from germany yesterday you know i had to work all day yesterday i was here you didn't miss anything dude we had an event yesterday well also the panthers Let me tell you something. If I was ever going to go postal and just start screaming at people, if you ever thought I had an anger problem. I do. I sure do, but I would have kicked these. Where were you working yesterday? Here, I was at the club.

We had an event. Oh, right. We had an event. It was a fashion show. Come on. It was a fashion show to raise somebody for cats, homeless cats. What was your job? To hide in your office and not be seen by anyone?

Trichook of the day. no man i just was filled in doing whatever needed to be done but we had tech stuff we had to set up like this giant runway and these dude these people you're doing that during the a buffalo bills game yeah they scheduled for a sunday during the NFL season yeah these they have all these people yeah that's what i thought i think just me and a couple of the servers uh it was so fucking weird because like they have all of these kids like young kids up to, like, senior citizens that are all part of this modeling agency, which I think is one of like those mall modeling agencies where, like, you pay to be a part of it.

I don't like the sound of that. And like they're, they're, it was the J.C. Penny fashion show. Ooh, la la. And they had these cats in what looked like, which you would take a fish home from the pet store. So they have like kittens and they're like in a plastic bubble. Oh, no. And they're coming out with their JCPenny's clothes, hold the cat. And the cat's like, knocked her out.

Oh, shit. Jesus. You got to punch a hole in that bag, Gids. What do you do? I couldn't believe what I was watching the whole time. Like, we're going to raise money for the cats. Wow. And let me tell you what the host did.

This is the part where I almost just turned off the mics and turned all the lights off and said, everybody leave. The host is what we gets up. Former news anchor in town. Former news anchor, I believe. She comes up, she's like, ha, ha, ha, this is so great the cats. And the place stinks like kitty litter. and she's going nuts all these people are going crazy we want to see the kittens

and she goes now let me tell you before we start I told my husband that I was doing this and so he went and he went and found me cat jokes and she has a computer printout you you got to remember at least one of these cat jokes I remember oh it's worse Carl it's worse do you remember when Howard a few weeks ago

was trying to use Jet GPT to write his show yes I do her husband used chat GPT to write the cat jokes one of them was like one of them was about dogs I know that it was completely wrong and then the other one was like we hope everyone will open up their purse tonight ha ha ha ha people laughed at that uproariously okay this club needs to be shut down no it's it's over we had phil hanley all weekend it was awesome it's it's oh I heard you did very well this weekend would you hear that from nobody I was trying to give you a segue.

I did six shows this weekend. Dude, this place needs to be shut down. That was set on the stage in this comedy club. Carl. It's over. I'm going to be Chad Zumach. It's over, man. Comment to Carlson, it's over.

You're done. It was set on the fashion thing at the bar, so it wasn't set on the stage. Jesus. Thank Christ. But I will say this. That goes, and if anybody didn't like those, you can play my husband and chat GPT. I was like, give me his fucking number, lady. Give me his fucking number right now.

Yeah, if anyone wants to complain to my husband, I do. Yes. Please. Carl, do you remember when you and I watched the contest and we were just like both wanted to kill everyone there? It was a thousand times that except with fucking cats. It sounds like it, man. And Cat ladies.

Oh, it was the worst. Now I feel good that I got to watch that horrible Giants game. Seems like a way better use of my time. I have Chuba Hubbard on my fantasy team. I heard he had a good game. Before we do Carl's cop game, let's hit up just a couple more super chats because they're coming in, Carl. There are.

Eb knee, thanks to the four, five pounds. Isn't there a story that Uday fed Masters of the Universe action figures up his love rivals Asis until his intestines broke? A man e-faces broke it. I get it. A man-e-faces. I get it. That's a Masters of the Universe figure joke.

That's amazing. That's a deep pull right there. Man-e-faces. I remember that. I remember that, too. The Atari Network, thanks for the two bucks. I love it when Vinnie and Carl chew the shit. Scoke.

Scope! The Atari Network. Thanks for being here. Yeah, this is the most we talk. And I do want to point out, let's move things along because I do have a point dable point today at 4 o'clock on the who are these podcasts, YouTube channel, a special. Oh, did John do something? Did John do something today? He did.

He was on a boat yesterday. I have a video of it. Whose boat? Wait, that's the mystery. Is it his boat? No, it's not his boat. It's his buddy's boat. It's his mom's boat.

We don't know. okay I will tell you much of disgust Anna Bush is the only thing I want to see on that that I want to talk about is how pitiful he was on that thing with Vince come on Vince was that incredible my credit extend my credit was that incredible or was like you got all this money you don't need money why you're shaking me down you don't got to do that you can just give me my money back that was that was crazy fucking out of out of control yeah it was fun I like watching John finally admit that he is a poor it was nice to see as they come as they come All right, Carl, Carl's Cop Cam. Yeah, you want to hit the Stinger? Sure do. I can't wait to see Carl's Cop Cam. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me Carl's Cop Cam?

Lose all your rights. Ruin your life. Now, Vinny, we've had a lot of submissions, and I know you forwarded me a couple. I got a bunch the last couple days. Yeah, which is great. We appreciate that. you guys see a great cop cam video forwarded along to the creepoff thank you for doing that you

you always email me to w a tp show at gmail dot com and uh this one though actually came in from psychotic in the uh who are these socials discord channel and i saw this and i went oh this will be good for the creep off so thank you psychotic for sending this in thank you uh vina you like going to the movies i'm a big fan of going to the movies i go to the movies couple times a month and you like to go by yourself you know i go on my wife usually sometimes i go about yeah It's just something she doesn't want to see. Sometimes you go by yourself and you just get to go and watch a movie and that's your time. And the woman that I'm going to introduce you to today is like that as well.

She likes to go to the movies. She goes to the AMC at the mall. And she just wants to go see a movie by herself. Now the problem is she really wanted some concessions, you know, some of those treats they have there. So she cut the line. And then people were complaining about that. She's damn right. She's lucky she didn't get power bombed by me.

Dude. Try cutting the line. She cut the line. So the, and she was kind of being an asshole. She was like playing with the POS system and messing with it in front of the cashier and stuff. So they said to the manager, like, can we get her out of here? So the manager goes and finds a couple cops in the mall and says, hey, you got to like kick her out. We don't want her here.

She's bothering the other customers. So that's where we begin our video's presentation today is the police confronting this woman. Well, Carl's first clip is called movie time. It is movie time. Let's see. Excuse me, ma'am. Hi, how are you? I'm Officer Gray with the promise the police department.

You've got to come outside with me, okay? Yeah, they want you to leave the property. You okay? You're right? Your eyes are a little loopy. How are your eyes? My eyes are fine. Is this how you normally are?

Yes. Having anything to drink tonight? I'm looking in. eyes directly. Okay. And I'm asking, do you have anything to drink tonight? No. Okay.

All right, so we have to leave the property right now, okay? I'm not going to do that. Okay, so this is how it's going to go, right? I asked you twice now to leave, right? Right. You were being banned from the Garnsey Plaza. If you don't leave, we're going to arrest you. Okay?

So I'm going to give you one more shot. I'll give you 10 seconds to walk out with us or you're going to get arrested. These people are getting too shots. these people in line here like oh sweet i can't to see a movie but i'll also watch a live cop camp video this is fun lucky them you know i don't like that he asked her for why her eyes are bloopy yeah or loopy maybe he said no he said bloopy according to it sounded like bloopy yeah and then i also like the way she responded we go so have you been drinking tonight ma'am and she was like amy wine house no oh oh she was pretty good you got to go to rehab and i said no no no

shit all right yeah so apparently um she seemed like she's a little bit out of it you know these police are just like well you got to go she's like i don't think so so apparently her husband is a cop and she goes let me call my husband i'll get this figured out we'll get this all figured out in my next clip you want to turn you want to turn and look let me call my husband turn a police officer okay call him i would love to talk to him right now i would love to talk to see here Don't worry about that Please back up Okay

I'm not back him He's gonna be in here Okay And Can one of you guys Come over here? Yeah All right

You don't even know his phone number No How about you get the Get away from me Right right okay right Put the tunic down Here's Barnes & Plaza I don't want to argue with you

Just say it out loud to her I don't want to argue with you All right so just just How about you guys back away from me I call who I have to call. You do your business. Yes. Thank you.

Wow, she's kind of shaped like Patrick Melted, isn't she? She is. Happy birthday, big guy. It's Patrick's birthday today. Oh, happy birthday, Patty Melt. So can I say that I was absolutely appalled because she's wearing what I would call a tunic? And when she lifted her arm, I saw it would look like a giant package of hot dogs down the side of her. Yep.

And her bra strap and her underwear. You don't bring hot dogs into the movie? get her with you? Yes. But are attached to your body? No, they're in buns. All right. I do not like any of this.

And now she's going to have to produce her cop husband, which I don't believe is a thing. I don't think so either. Yeah. His name's Officer Glass. Right. But she does pull rank on these police officers. She has a very important job, and she can't wait to explain that to these officers. 9-11 first responder.

No? Okay. the name of Jesus, please. Get away from me. No. Can you listen? Get away from me because you said he doesn't know who to call. No, you said you're calling your husband. You don't know who to call. Oh, God. Stop. Stop. Stop. Your hands in my face. Put your hands behind your back. Stop resisting. Stop resisting. Just stop resisting. Just stop. I can't breathe. I'm a nurse.

I went to that quick. I can't breathe. Now, a nurse would know that if you can yell, I can't breathe that you can breathe. I am more upset with the, in the name of Jesus, get out of, get away from me, whatever she said that. Yeah, I don't think Jesus has her back. Yeah, I hate when Christians do that stuff. Like, they're just ordering Jesus around. Like, didn't he go through enough?

Jesus is busy right now. Yeah, Jesus should be blitzing up on a cloud. They fucked him up for no good reason. He shouldn't have to listen to your bullshit. Could you imagine you go through everything Jesus did? Let's say this whole thing is true. He dies, comes back, goes up to heaven just to spend the rest of eternity listening to fucking lunatics like this scream and bark orders at him.

Get my name out your mouth, bitch. Jesus is like, that's enough. I want to make that t-shirt. Keep my name out your mouth. Jesus. That's one. I like that. I really do want to make that.

Troy Smith, let's talk. Troy, yes. I'm wearing my Choice Smith shirt right now. Yeah, give him a plug. All right. So, she's explaining to the cops out that they got to call someone. She doesn't realize that these are the cops and they're the ones who are going to remove her from here. But she thinks that they have to bring someone else in to remove her for some reason.

Oh, like a forklift operator. She's very confused about this whole thing. And things go badly here. Call who you got to call. You put your hands on me? Yeah. You don't know who the fuck I know. Okay, that's right.

You don't know who to call your husband. So I will put whoever the fuck I got to call. Don't put your hands on me. Put all the charges you got to call. Do not put your hands on me. Ma'am, stop. Whoa. I don't give a fuck charge you put.

Don't put your hands on me. What do you want to stop? Do not put your call in. Poor EMS. Who are the fuck you got a call? Stop kicking. Stop kicking and stop seeing. The only person needs to call anybody

is you, honey, and it's a bail bondsman. Right. You, listen, she is revolting to look at rolling around on the floor. I am so thankful for the blur on this. Whatever the fuck was going on there, I don't think I could have handled. Yeah, so thankfully, they blurred this because I'm pretty sure her vagina and asshole are all popping out

of the bottom of whatever that moo-moo is that she's wearing. Seven screaming. Dizbuster says Jesus saves with gossip blurs. Yes, he does. So did you see that Lugie? She hocked into that cop's face. Like she had a big wet one and it went flying. That was some, she had some spirit behind that. Maybe Jesus is helping her. Great aim too, like smashed him right in the face. His head moved. He was like, uh, Louie. Yeah, that was something else. So she's kicking. She's down in the ground. They got her down. She's kicking. She's spitting. Um, this is not going well for her. I don't think it's going to end well for her. And then she's just being so

silly. Yo T. Whirl says orange M&M costume. Not far off. She'll be wearing orange where she's going, too. Now you said she's being silly. Yeah, she's getting real silly. I don't give a what color I am. A black, a brown, or purple. Get the fuck off me. As soon as you come down and we'll get you up. No, let me go. Let me. Do you see how you're acting? Do you see how you acting? I missed in the preview. Stop. Get the off me. Okay.

Do you see how you're acting, ma'am? Do you see why we're holding you down? You're being hysterical. You know? It's a bit much. You know, the winner here is the seat in the theater she is not occupying? This person doesn't even know

how much better experience they had than what they would have had. I'm sure that you can be watching the shittiest movie. It could have been made worse had she got past the concession stand. For sure. All right.

right so now they're realizing that this woman reeks of alcohol and that might be what the problem is here hmm i'm well educated i have four degrees you will never make me feel no type of way pause it pause right quick i i got ahead of myself yeah this is the stuttering john defense i call it where she explains that she has four degrees in this. She's well-educated, and therefore, spitting on cops and kicking, it's fine. Okay. Obviously, any of her behavior doesn't matter. She's well-educated. Is that a perk you get when you graduate? I guess. And I mean, she's like, police officers don't have four degrees. I'm obviously way smarter than you guys.

Off me. You too. Get off. Get off. Get off me. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop kicking. Stop kicking. You hurt in my arm Because look how you're acting I know how to make my heart I feel better Alright Get off my arm You're not gonna spit at us

You hear me? I'm not gonna spit at us Okay Here's what I'm worried about here She's rolling onto her stomach I think she's gonna also projectile something Just from the other end

Yep You did already I was never gonna do that You did You just spit out of it You, I'm talking to You, I'm broke of you I'm talking to you

I said I'm crazy My friend Did she forget that she just spit at this guy? Yes. She already forgot about that. Gardner fan says cool, cool hates man's lesser known orange sister.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God. She is a big gal. The orange drank pitch. She is a big, big gal. You people are out of control of the chat. Be nice. All right.

Yeah, next clip She keeps trying to get up And they're like, you got to stay down It's time to stay down Yeah, listen to gravity, honey Yeah I guess she's reeks him Yeah, I saw it.

Who reeks him at the hole? Motherfuck, you see your belly You reeked the ass the horn Get the fuck out my face Yeah, whatever Your mother's Here we go Stand the floor

You keep screw you move Move, move Move, move Corrancy Move Move Say where you are move it don't matter it don't matter nothing i check out going on but let me tell y'all oh lord how

man why are you saying what are you doing oh no he said sit don't touch me why do you keep rolling don't touch me that made me so much to me you don't know what the fuck that means you probably join his mother's police voice just to do it for benefits you know what the me for I'm going to watch you? She's not making a lot of sense. Nope. But I like her rolling around on the floor. She's kicking up in the air.

She doesn't know what she's doing. She has no control over her. Could you imagine how bad it would be to walk into that theater? And you know, you get the smell of the popcorn. But now it just smells like a waft of asshole. Like the whole place is going to reek. This woman's leg. She's just kicking up stink.

Oh, I can only imagine. But it's a fun show, though, if you're far away from it, you could just be watching. I'd go with like Batman. I'd put my jacket up over my nose. All right. So it's time to drag this woman out because she is not being cooperative. I don't know if you noticed that. Oh, so they're not going to let her go to the movie.

No, she's not going to see a movie tonight, unfortunately. Yeah, I don't think they let her out of plate either. All right, let's see what happens next. Are you going to spit anyone? Get the fuck, well, I never spit. You stand on me. I want you to get up the fuck off my head. Okay, then we're going to.

What is the North PD? Okay. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up. Stop. You're gonna get, you're gonna get sprayed. You're gonna get pepper sprayed. Help me. Ah! You can you fight me? Are you kidding me? Put that on her. Sprayer. Sprayer. Sprayer. Sprayer. Sarah You're gonna thread you out right now Get up my

Get up me They're literally dragging her out now She bit you What a fucking piece of shit So she spit at the cap That she bit him in the arm She kicked at him multiple times Oh I gotta watch it

I'm sorry They're just dragging her out Oh my god What a scene huh Carl that was the best Because the cop is just like you know what fucking just spray her like he's like put the hood on her not spray her first that put the hood on her right

wow let's let's keep the tear gas right in her eyeballs you can't get it out what a piece of shit so they drag her out they drag her outside they're going to throw in a cop car and the cop's like dude i don't want her in my car so they get an ambulance over and they throw her in the back of the ambulance and uh she keeps saying she didn't do anything but i saw some stuff looked like she did do something if i were them i wouldn't even call an ambulance i called garbage truck but yeah let's see what happens here she's not on me

don't know I need to you sir you got at least a couple aggravated assault that's spinning biting a resisting she she kicked us probably

at least five times who else did she kick you and who else me Casey all right so yeah but it's trust bat defiant she wouldn't resisting disorderly

disorderly aggravated assault recount aggravated assault Two for kicks. Yeah, she spit, a bite. Yeah, it was like four. When this ambulance drives away, it's just going to be lopsided sparks. I'm going to fly from the bumper scraping it out of the ground. Worst gas mileage we ever got on the way to the hospital.

If they make it. So Vinny, she was charged with disorderly intoxication, assault on a police officer, and resisting arrest. This was back in July. So I don't know how that's netted out. I looked it up. I tried to find more information, but that's all I have for you. just a crazy drunk lady at the movies

One of One of my favorite places To be drunk actually I behave though Yes Yeah I'm actually I want my tweets Yeah

So I will wait in line For them to pour extra butter On my popcorn I'll do it myself You know the biggest mistake They ever made at the movies They At the AMCs now

You can put your own butter on Oh right yeah And that seems like a bad choice Because that there is like A layer of grease No there's a layer of grease All over the floor In front of that thing

all over the counter in front of that thing. They can mop it for years. They will never get rid of the impenetrable layer of grease and oil from that shit that they just put in there. There's just fat guys slipping like their Hanna Barbera cartoons just nonstop. Now, I would just sit there any popcorn to watch that. I would too. That sounds fun. I'd get a job there.

But, you know, also, the reason they have to do it is because the employees have the same fat fuck making them stand there for 10 minutes holding the thing just dripping butter under their popcorn. I don't know which is going to be better for everything. But I do know it's time for voicemails. The Creepoff voicemail segment is brought you by the city of Syracuse. Don't blame us for Trump getting elected. We voted for the Costco guys. See you in Saracuse.

I wrote in my vote too. I voted for Vince McMahon. Oh, dude. Before you play the voicemail, this kind of fits in that category. I got an email today from John Robinson, who says goodbye is the title of this email. And he wrote, I love your show. But as I told all my friends and family that if you voted for Trump, go fuck yourself. And if you are a Democrat who didn't get your ass out to vote, fuck you even more.

That's what Jonathan wrote to me. He seems pretty distraught by this election. Well, don't blame me. I voted for Vince McMahon. You know who else is upset about it? Is our fine governor, Kathy Hokel. Did you get an email from her? No.

I did. I never blocked. Kathy says, Carl, I know that many New Yorkers are wondering what Tuesday's election means for this state, their families, and our future. For those that may have concerns, I want to remind you that New York has faced challenges before, and we have always emerged stronger than before. We fought our way back from a global pandemic, created tens of thousands of jobs, brought back manufacturing from overseas, and driven down crime.

When did we do all that? None of this has happened. I don't know what she's talking about. I'm just, yeah, like, did I miss something? But I love the fact that she's equating Trump getting elected to a global pandemic. And she says earlier this week, I shared a message directly to President Elect Trump. Listen to what she wrote to Donald Trump. Like I said to everyone who voted for you.

Fuck you. Goodbye. Same thing Jonathan Robinson wrote. Listen to this, buddy. This is crazy to me. She wrote, I represent every New Yorker regardless of who they voted for on Tuesday. And we will work with you on any effort that will help New York State. but if you try to harm New Yorkers or take away their rights,

we will fight you every step of the way. Cool, Kathy, good stuff. How much is your husband making off this piece of shit, Bill Stadium? Go fuck yourself. Go shit in a hat, Kathy Hochol. This is crazy right here. Listen to this. I believe there are many opportunities for us to collaborate with the Trump administration,

restoring the state and local tax deduction, supporting our transit projects, and protecting our critical economic development initiatives that were funded through the Chips and Science Act. But while we hope for the best, We also must prepare for the worst. That's why this week I announced the launch of the Empire State Freedom Initiative, a task force focused on key areas where New York and New Yorkers are most likely to face threats from a Trump administration,

including reproductive rights, civil rights, immigration, gun safety, labor rights, LGBTQ plus rights, and the environment. Trump is trying to harm New Yorkers. Did you know that? No wonder New York didn't vote for Trump. Holy shit. I didn't know we ran on that. That's crazy.

Yeah, I saw those commercials. you saw those Brian McBride the voice of Syracuse says I got a text saying I better donate a Rudy G will be homeless that's my favorite story Rudy Giuliani just hiding all of his shit from these people is really funny did you have you followed that at all car I am not no okay so there's a massive like over a hundred million dollar ruling against Giuliani that he's appealing but in the meantime he has a bunch of a sports memorabilia Yankees world series rings, like a Mickey Mantle autographed jersey, like

some crazy cars, a penthouse in New York, all the shit that he's supposed to turn over. Now, originally he ran from the summons for this for like months and months and months. And then he put on social media that he was going to have his 80th birthday party. Uh-oh. And then they just came and

served him his 80th birthday party. And he was like, how'd they find me? He was like John. Like, Rudy Giuliani is turning into John. It's pretty fucking funny. But then they were supposed to hand over all this stuff. It was supposed to be in this apartment. They showed up the apartment.

The place was empty. The cars are all gone. Everything's gone. Smart. They couldn't move the apartment, so they had to leave that. But everything else is gone. He's like, I don't know. I tried to give it to him.

It's really great. That's awesome. He's ducking all of it. It's great. Good for him. He took out of the mafia, for Christ's sake. Not going to get him that easily. I know.

It's so funny. He really fucking learned a couple tricks. All right, I got a voicemail. Hey, guys. I just think as a male nurse and father of four, it's only appropriate that I put my two cents in this conversation. I mean, there's plenty of options for Danny to, like, give stuff out. I got pitched a placenta dream catcher on Instagram from some fucking weirdo. You can make breast milk ice cream.

Okay. Or, you know, even I found it hard to watch and see. like the other side of my wife's decession except I remember them cutting off her scar like slicing it like they were trimming fan off the steak it was fucking beautiful yeah it's a call from a male nurse

all right it's a real crease in this audience Eddie starting to think that's not just a tagline I think Danny's breast milk ice cream cone might end up on the wheel I think that might end up to somebody supports us the most on Patreon yeah it's a good point

that's a new merchandise we're going to give we're going to give away danny's breast milk to anybody becomes a hundred dollar a month of paper right yeah get some of daddy's breast milk she kind of agreed to that last week right yeah Danny talked about it listen the kid six pounds 14 ounces big enough put some aside for us Jesus Christ we're sick people I don't have any other voicemails do you have any more I don't okay well I just want to mind you guys the voicemail number is hold on I'm going to pull it up because I want to make sure we put it out on the show is a 585 that of course shit didn't want to load 585-371-88 send us your voicemails anytime we'd love to hear from you yeah if you got any

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We haven't checked in in Zimbabwe in a while. She... No, we have not. There's a trial that is finally wrapped up. It's been a long, ongoing trial of a 32-year-old man from Nineveh Village. You see, his name is Fumalani Masango. Okay. He pleaded not guilty to six counts of theft, criminal insult, fraud, and kidnapping.

And he was convicted after the... trial, though. He was accused and sentenced to four years imprisonment for kidnapping and two years are suspended for five years on condition of good behavior. Now, basically what he did is in March, he approached two juvenile men who were on their way home from school and introduced himself as a police officer. Okay. That's fun. He went on to accuse them of being drunk. Were they drunk? No. He slapped them and proceeded to search their bags. Massango ordered the boys to follow him to the police base in Basi but they did not enter

the offices of the police. Right, because the other police would know that he's not a cop. Correct. So instead he forced them into a Toyota that was supposedly headed to a different police precinct. He forced them into a Toyota Wish. Yes, whatever the fuck that is. Have you ever heard of a Toyota Wish before I had to look

it up? Those are like Super Bowl Loser Team T-shirts. They just shipped those overseas immediately. We never saw the wish. I do not know what a wish is. Toyota wished they would go away. He demanded the juvenile cell phones claimed that it was against the law for students to have cell phones

and it was his duty as a police officer who would force the laws. The juveniles were then locked in a room that was close to a bar at a shopping center. After some time, Asanga returned and indicated that he was taking the victims to the school authority

as it was late risky for the victims to go home. He said, you have to stay here for the night. So he led them to his homestead. Well, they were there. He ordered them to wear condoms and masturbate. Zimbabwe is wild Yeah This is the punishment

You got to break The cop is like listen It's too dangerous You gotta come to my house tonight This is the punishment For breaking the law You have to jerk off into a condom That's not terrible

It's not the worst punishment ever Put it on the wheel The juvenile complied And when they forced Failed to ejaculate He ordered them to urinate And repeat the act You're talking to these teenage boys

Failed to ejaculate With this guy watching him Probably I don't know man I was ejaculating All day ever day. Well, they ejaculated and he ordered them to remove condoms and place them on the floor and he promised to buy them food. The victims were released in the morning. Okay. Get the fuck out.

On March 29th, he met up with another victim. He ordered to follow him to his homestead and forced him to masturbate and leave the condom on the floor as well. The three juveniles reported the matter to the police and investigations were carried out. What is this Cardiff Electric? The Zimbabwe's version of Cardiff? What's he doing with this? What was the, uh, the headline of this story? Human semen Harvester, they called him. It's a weird collection. It's a weird fucking collection. So he was promised to

Yeah, long story short, Bessango approached Topsin Majola and introduced himself as a lawyer after receiving a tip-off that he needed legal representation for his son who had been arrested. Masego promised to represent him and Majola paid him $250.

After a while, Mijola discovered that Bissanga was not a lawyer and he heard that he had been arrested for impersonated a police officer. that matter was also reported to the police. So he's pretending to be a cop. He's pretending to be a lawyer. And he just didn't get to the part with this guy who was pretending to be a lawyer too

where he was like, listen, I could file an appeal, but I'm going to need you to masturbate it to this condom and leave it on the floor. At least he got some money out of this other guy. I don't understand what these crimes were. He's just trying to get loaded up condos for some reason. Zimbabwe is a weird place.

It is a weird place. Let's head back to the States. Let's talk about a guy named Benjamin Garcia Gwal. All right. Now, we're going to East Hempfield, PA. and he killed his girlfriend and injured her brother because he didn't like her new haircut. You know what, Vinnie? I'm going to go out of the whim.

I bet it wasn't even about the haircut. I bet she was upset about something else. I don't know. I remember Jenny wanted to murder you when you came home with those frosted tips. She's the one who gave me the fucking frosted tips. I wanted to murder her. Okay. November 3rd, it's 1.40 p.m.

Officers responded to a home in Delane regarding a stabbing. Medics transported two people, one of whom was the suspect, the other, the third victim, died at the scene. So apparently he got a little chopped up too. So he showed up, saw her haircut, didn't like it. Yeah, like, what were you thinking with that? She ends up going to families. A perm.

In 2024, you went and got a perm. You look silly. Yeah. Would you get a glaze? Yeah. Did you get a glaze? That looks ridiculous. So she goes and stays at her brother's house.

And he was not real happy about that, but she told some. a family member, a third party, that she just needs to get away from this guy. She's terrified of him. Yeah. And that could you call him break up with him for me? Should have called John Briggs Bad News for that one. They should have called John Briggs Bad News. Instead, they actually did call.

And he was like, oh, well, where is she? I'm going to talk to her. I don't know. Well, he figured where she was at the brother's house. Okay. So he shows up to the house, knocks on the door. Someone says, no, she's not here. Sorry.

And he's like, okay, he leaves for a couple. Then comes back. The brother answers the door this time. I told you she's not here. That's when he starts stabbing the brother, makes his way in and stabs the shit out of his girlfriend and kills her. Could you imagine the hairstylist if you found out that your client was murdered because their haircut was so bad?

You'd be like, oh, God, I knew I didn't do a great job. I told her it didn't match her face. I told her, too short, a pixie cut. They look at Instagram, they think they can all look like celebrities and they can't. It's just, I'm not a miracle worker over here. It's fucking lost. If Chad ever came home just like, yeah, not a great day today. Yeah, one of my clients was killed because her haircuts sucks so bad.

Like, ugh, that's going to sting for a minute. Yeah. Judging by everything I saw, I bet you this lady didn't even tip. Oh, gosh, it's even worse. Carl, let's go over to Russia, shall we? Yep. I always like to think of, like, foreign children as well as better behaved than American kids. Yeah, Americans are brats.

Yeah, Americans. up with TV and social media. Exactly. And you hear about countries like Russia where they embrace all the traditional values. They're, you know, making sure everybody's fighting for the fatherland. Yeah, I assume like the family structure is a little more militant, the patriarchy there. They make sure the kids stand in line. Well, I'll tell you what.

I got one kid there. He's 15. He's not named. But I wouldn't fuck with this kid. And the mother probably should have thought of this ahead of time. A 15-year-old boy was unhappy that his mom confiscated his tablet so he would concentrate on doing his homework. The boy reacted by repeatedly striking her on the head before chopping her up with an axe. Wow.

Now, I will say, it seems like overkill for a mom who's just like, I'm going to take your tablet away so you can get some homework done. But he did get to play more Minecraft after that. He certainly did. So here's what he did. That actually did work out for him. After he murders his mother with an axe, he allegedly nailed her bedroom door shut and calmly went to a local shop to buy chocolate.

Then he returned home and went on to play Minecraft on his tablet device before reporting himself to the police. I don't think he did a good job conveying his argument. I told him not addicted to this mom. I told you I'm not. Oh, wait. You know, she might have a point. I'm getting pretty much stuff about this.

He was home sick from school the week before, and he didn't do his homework that he was supposed to do. He didn't do any of his makeup stuff. She found out about it and said, hey, listen, I'm going to have to take your tab, but you're going to have to catch up on this homework. And he was like, well, you're going to have to stop breathing. Right.

So, yeah, that's not good. I don't know what they do to these kids in Russia. Well, it's funny, too, because in this article, his teachers are quoted as saying, no, he was fine. He got his homework done. So it's like the teachers are going, I don't know, that mom probably deserved it. He was a good student. Yeah, he used to bring his chocolate all the time.

Yeah, he was great. Great guy. All right, Carl. Let's talk about, let's go down to Florida, shall we? Oh, there's shit going out in Florida. Florida. You got to get your shit together. Sit-choo-chid.

Why's a many creepy bucks? Sipid bucks. What's the hell going hard? Maybe it's a swamp gas. Hope they're going to get us. Uh-huh. Come on for a good. I miss you, Sarah Dunlap.

We all miss you. A Florida mother is facing murder and attempted murder charges, Carl. After she allegedly set herself and her two-year-old and eight-month-old child on fire. Okay, so based on the last two stories, it sounds like parents, two, kids, one. Yes. Okay, parents are up in this one. Yes, yes. Deputies responded to a fire involving 26-year-old Esther Thelos, eight-month-old Da Vinci Joseph,

and a unnamed two-year-old boy at a home around 6.30 p.m. on August 22nd. Phyllis had burns to over half her body, while burns covered 80, 90% of Da Vinci's body. A probable cause arrest affidavit said the two-year-old suffered minor burns. Paramedics rushed all three to the hospital on a route. First responders had to resuscitate the baby. Doctors advised they did not expect the child to survive,

but he fought for two months until he died October 25th. Well, I mean, that's their story. It sounds like this hospital sucks. It killed his kid. Doctors intubated Thelis, and she remains at the hospital. Cops say the two-year-old is expected to make a full recovery. Wow. Detectives discovered Thelis bought a lighter gas can and gasoline at a nearby 7-Eleven gas station just moments before she set them all on fire.

Earlier in the day, Thelis dropped off the two-year-old with the man who she said was the father. She told him she and Da Vinci were moving to Fort Lauderdale, and she no longer wanted to care for the older child because she, quote, felt humiliated by him. So this two-year-old is scoring? points off of his mom and since she got upset about that she's humiliated or maybe she's just humiliated that this guy wouldn't take responsibility for him uh-huh like

she says listen she settled the score though well not to him this guy's like whatever problem solved yeah uh the alleged father refused to care for the child until she got a DNA test to prove the boy belonged to him yep after theus returned from the gas station

she gathered the two the two kids went outside her roommate told detectives that the roommate's daughter walked outside to take out some garbage and was greeted with a horrible sight. She ran inside screaming the kids. She's killing the kids. She's killing the kids. They're all on fire. Neighbors used towels to stifle

the flames. It's really fucked up that crazy is always the best pussy. You know what I mean? Like people like this shouldn't be getting knocked up. It also seems to be the most fertile. Yeah, I know. People like this shouldn't be getting knocked up. And yet, they're the ones who have people banging on the door

to get in there. It's Nuts. Neighbors used towels to stifle the flips, like I said. And the roommate asked her while she was on fire coming out. She goes, I'm too humiliated, too much humiliation. Whatever the fuck that means. Now, my favorite part of the story is they spoke with the gas station clerk who sold her the can of gasoline. He was like, I kind of have PTSD.

I feel bad. It happened to my store. Everything was provided from my store. She murdered a child with it. I mean, he is supposed to ask, are you going to burn down your young, children with this device before he sells it to her. I guess he forgot to do that. Yeah.

You got to check ID. Aren't there better ways? We've talked about a lot of different ways to get rid of your kids. My favorite's always like throwing them off of a bridge or something. Sure. But pouring gasoline out of them and setting them on fire seems like an awful way to get rid of your children. Now, there are Democrats who would disagree with me and say, nope, that should be legal in this country. I get it.

I understand. But I just think it's probably a horrible way to go. You are a sick person. I might be. You might be. Ladies and gentlemen, that's the scum parade for this week. Thank you for tuning into another episode of The Creepoff. We're going to be back on Friday.

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Why not? Okay, give me one second here. We also have a super chat that came in. Oh, yeah, we'll hit those. It's still Super Chat Monday, everyone. Thank you for hanging with us this afternoon. Happy Veterans Day. Oh, no.

Shout out to the vets. Oh, no. All right, what do we got going on so far? I can't say, care for this. Oh, look at this. Carl's got an early lead. 65% of the votes. Raping children is bad.

Let's be honest. My guy knocked up a 15-year-old. Stop it. They were in love. He was in love. We were in love, Vinnie. They had an abortion. They murdered that baby.

They murdered that baby. You know what you're trying to do. Carl, Carl, you know what that means. They're really bad people. Steve comes in with two bucks and says, edge of the wheel, work in a movie theater for a week. I'd do it.

Vinny, you'd probably make more money if you did that. Hey, they'd watch movies for free. That make way too much money for what I do already. So let's not start those rumors, pal. Folks, great episode, good times. We'll see you on. Friday and we'll be back Monday with a brand new episode. Don't forget to vote. Tune in the point. Dabble Point at 4 p.m. Eastern Time. You know what you should do instead of

that? Watch this episode again. Watch this twice and you'll be happier. It's nice to be important, Carl. More important to be nice. Good gear. These guys are fucking idiots. Yes. That's true. Bitch, big! You, my friend, have committed a... Oh boy! Oh no!