The Creep Off - Episode 239: The Older the Berry

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

In this episode Karl & Vinnie nominate the pestiest exterminator of all time and someone spins the wheel of consequences: Karl’s Cop Cam features a beautiful young woman who will never work as an actress. Plus, in the Scum Parade we meet a man on a Dunkin Donuts run, a 14-year-old who decided to lose his virginity and Syracuse’s finest legal mindThe score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: L.I. sleep lab staffer put hidden cameras in bathrooms, showers: court recordsConnecticut creep pummels pregnant woman in Dunkin' drive-thru during attempted carjackingIn unusual trial, Syracuse man representing himself questioned a 12-year-old girl he raped - syracuse.comFlorida teen pleads guilty to sexually assaulting, beating 91-year-old womanCheck out this week’s Cop Cam Here: When Her Entitlement Became the Breaking Point for This Cop - YouTubeWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

You were saying, Carl? I was saying, let's just do it. You said it so many times. Let's just do it, Vinny. We're here. Let's do it. All right. I guess it's time to do it. Attention parents. What you're about to see is not suitable for kids.

Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation. Horror. I'm gonna deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! What the hell is it supposed to be?

Disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. All I want to start off with today is a big exalcior. True believers. And here today to tell us about the rules to this contest is my co-host. Hot, Cucca, Carl.

You might see on the screen there that. Vinny has a four next to his name. I have a three next to my name. That's how many episodes each of us has won in this current round of the creepoff. What round are we in? 28. Round 28. This is round 28.

That means there have been 27 previous rounds won by either Vinny or myself. And once someone gets to five, they win. The other person has spent spin the dreaded wheel of consequences right there behind Vinny. And the way we find out who won or lost is by bringing on our results girl, who is this week again, Mahalia, filling in for Dan, he was on maternity leave. Mahalia, what is happening? Hello, hello. Howdy-ho creepos?

Hi, Mahalia. Nice to have you back. Can you turn up your reverb, please? I'm not hearing all of the echo goodness in there. Could you find a bigger room or maybe a cave to podcast from? I'm working on. We're trying to, you know, just increase the echo as much as possible. She's actually talking into one of those Fisher Price microphones.

They used to give the kids that was attached. the tape deck. Yes. Yeah. Sounds great. Sing-along dreams coming true. Well, yeah, I hope you have some good news for me because last week, Vinnie and I had another round of the creep-off.

And, of course, I brought it. I definitely deserved the vote. Go to the creep-up.com to vote. And, you know, I saw that I was getting a lot of votes early on. I had an early lead. So I assumed that I just coasted. And we're going to have a four-to-four tie going into GamePoint today. I do have news, whether it's good or bad.

It kind of depends on who you are. But the people spoke, and so we must listen. So this week, coming in with 68% of the vote, the winner who brought the creepiest Marine. Yep. Is Vinnie? Fuck yeah. That means Vinny is the winner of round 28, final score, 5 to 3.

And I'm sorry, Carl, bad news for you today. you have to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. That sucks. Yes, it does. Hey, Mahalia, stay here for a second. You want to see what consequences are on the wheel this time? Is it,

is it Danny's C-section? Make a milkshake from the breast milk? No, it's not on there. Okay. Actually, Dan, you got to leave for a minute. We'll bring it back up. We'll bring you back up. All right, Carl.

This is where we're at. I have gone back over our last consequences that we have and there was some that we had just thrown on there for fun that we didn't keep on there and I'm not sure why I think I probably fucked up I guarantee you that was what happened but let's start off for number one

winner's choice which means I would be able to pick whichever one of these consequences for you I would like two Patreon and Superchat money is still on there even though I'm still technically should be getting it's not great I need to win around one season of Harrison Young's living room

baseball. What does that mean? You have to figure that out. You have to play living room baseball for a season. You're going to have to ask Harrison how to do it. Okay. Where do that come from? Oh, it was out there once before. Okay. Okay. $100 to podcast, hit, man. Yeah, I got to get in touch with podcast hit, but I feel bad about that. Five episode podcast series. Topic is winner's choice. Okay. Number six, wax your chest. Wax your chest. What the fuck? Yeah. Number six. seven wear later hosen where did you have to wear the leader goes to do that a round for october fest uh wherever here it's on the show got dressed like a little chairman boy

that you are and number eight is past the spin which i i don't understand number six where did that come from uh you want to change it i have a suggestion i got what i'll throw okay yeah yeah suggest a suggest a way please uh you get new glasses i get to pick the frames okay that's fun i do need to make an eye appointment for myself Oh, you want to go with that one? You want me to go to the eye doctor with you and help you pick your frames? That's fun.

Ladies section, please. That's fun. Let's see what Mahalia thinks. Mahalia, which one would you think? I like the waxer chest option, honestly. I think we all want to see it. Oh, you know what? Stone Man 623 has one.

He says it should still be, get a Cardiff tattoo. Ah, Rock Orby says where Lerner, who's in a cute Hitler mustache to a neo-Nazi contest. That's not good. Well, no, the Trump rallies have ended now. There's no more of those. Well, there's always the inauguration, Carl. I mean, I guess you can go to a UFC fight.

It'd probably fit in. Probably so. So, Carl, I guess today you're going to be spinning that dreaded wheel, buddy boy. It's annoying. Yes. Let me reset the scores, too, so we don't confuse anybody watching. Congratulations on your victory, Vinny. I think there's some shenanigans going on in the vote.

There was shenanigans. mannequin's going on, actually. Everybody was trying to cheat for you, according to Alex, who does the tailing for us, people who are cheating for me. I just think the people who cheat for you are better at it. You're like the Democrats. Everyone's cheating. Oh, yeah, the Democrats are great at cheating. Look at what a good job they did. 15 million votes. Pretty impressive. Still came up short. Actually, how do I put this? They used to be good at cheating. Yes. Okay. All right, Mahalia, we will see you a little bit later. Thanks for hanging out. We'll see you soon.

Keep you creepy out there. Make sure you follow Mahel-Ya on Instagram. MyL-H-R-E-Kh-Fraise. I like that. That was pretty good. Oh, sorry. I spoiled your plug. Where should we check out Mahalia?

On her Instagram page. What is it again? It is at Mahel-H-E-L-L-L-E-A-H-4-L-Ls. Don't forget. Mahel- Yeah. That's easy. The hell yeah. It's not easy.

That is not easy That is not simple Do I spell the words wrong? Yeah, of course I do Come find me With four L's, not five Not three, four L's God, it's fucking hot in here

Must be you Thanks You struggling I'm good buddy Maybe it's a competitive advantage Like casinos pumping in oxygen Right I think you are trying to sweat me out

I'm trying to sweat you out of this bitch Maybe I'm just excited Still thinking about that game yesterday Where the bills are the best team In football Josh Yehwin The greatest football football player to ever live i know a few weeks ago i was talking crazy nonsense i didn't you call a retarded mongoloid in our text

messages you say you hope he runs this retarded giant head into a wall and dies i think you wrote that's not what i run i would never write something like that yeah but uh what what a day yesterday how many well i guess congratulations to the buffalo bills good luck beating them in the playoffs assholes yeah we'll see we'll see what happens yeah so carl I guess it's time to have a contest this week. I'm going to bring my creep. You're going to bring your creep.

Today's category is creepiest exterminator. Right. Looking into pest control. Turns out sometimes these people are pests themselves. Yeah, you would think there'd just be upstanding citizens who get into that line of work, but apparently not. Apparently there's some creeps getting into it as well. You know, when you think back to career day, the kids who are being told to be exterminators were like the sadistic ones, right? Like they have to be.

Oh, yeah. They want to kill each ant with their magnifying glass. It's like, well, there's actually more efficient ways to do it. But whatever. It's long as you get the job done. And I'm also going to ruin this for them. Don't let them lie to you and tell you that they love animals, that they're coming to trap the animal and then they take it away in the crate. They take it away and they twist its head. They're all psychos. Oh, yeah, yeah. They pluck the toes off one at a time on the mouse. They love it. Yeah, fucking disgusting. Are you ready to get this started? I think it's time to ring that bell. All right, Vinny, you won? Do you want to hook in your board by any chance? Did you hook in your computer?

Oh, is that not working? No, I'm not hearing it in my board. I'm hearing it out there. Oh, I know what I did wrong. Yeah, fix that. We didn't test this effort. Well, we normally do. I'll try this.

Hey, there it is. Full speed ahead. Let's do it. I won, so that means I am going first. Carl, I would like to introduce you to my creep today. Okay. That's him right there, handsome gentleman. And I have never written less about a creep.

I actually, my notes, if I had to tell you my notes on this, Carl, I wouldn't even say we're half of a page. I'm just going to tell you a story. Great. He's 38-year-old James Hamlin. He's from Juliet, Georgia, and the story took place in 2022. Everything was going fine. It was a typical workday.

He worked for a very reputable pest control service. He was working at the home of an 81-year-old woman, and he was outside of a woman. and he was outside around 10 a.m. spraying. How old is this woman? 81. Oh, boy. Spraying around the perimeter. I'm already nervous.

Of the house. And James needed to go do some sprain on the inside. So he knocked on the door. She let him in. And he went into the laundry room. And he was in there spraying for a few. And he comes out, and this old, dear 81-year-old woman was sitting in her kitchen table. And when he came out, he says, I'm not feeling really well.

is there a place that I could lay down? Yeah, you're inhaling poison all day every day. It's the reason why you don't feel well. She's like, oh dear, heart, if only you had worn your mask, you'd feel better. But she just says, no, feel free, dear, go lay down on my couch in the living room. Okay. So as he walks out of the laundry room, because he kind of just stuck his head out, and his full body emerges, she realized that his fly is down. And there's a string hanging out the front of it.

Oh, he's got his tampon in. Yeah, it must be his time of the month. Right. She must be thinking. She thought that was weird, but she finished what she was doing in the kitchen and walks through the living room to find James Hamlin with his jeans around his ankles on her couch straight up cranked one out. Oh, boy.

Just straight up fucking jerk it off. Jacking it, jagged it, jacking it, jacking it, spike it, spike it smack. And she looks at him and says, oh my gosh. what are you doing and he says it's okay come here just come here and she's like no I'm not coming near you

and he stands up and he goes would you look at this for me am I bleeding as he's continuing to jerk off right he's just stroking it strokingy strokeety strokingy

strokingy going could you look in the tip to see if there's any blood at this old 81 year old woman who uh see that's how you get someone to look at your penis. You go, and there's a prize in there. I brought you a present. It's right there in my urethra. Yeah. Check it out. Yeah. It's a special present. I'll look closer. Get in there real close. It's a bingo card. It's an easy winner for you. Carl, this old woman said, I don't know,

and walks out of the room and goes to her bedroom and there's no phone in her bedroom. And she stays in there for a little while. She comes back out. He's still on the couch jerking it. The calls are passing me by, they honk and say hello. And I got a jacket from his window. She goes into the kitchen to call her daughter because she's so fucking perplexed as to what this fucking man is doing. Sure. He gets up, puts his pants back on, walks through the kitchen, says, bye, and leaves.

Did he finish? The job exterminating or? Yes. Are all the bugs dead? I do not believe he did. did. I don't believe he did. So she calls her daughter, who is probably, like, in her 60s. She calls the police. The police show up. They end up calling the pest control. To come clean it up with his tongue. That's a business he can start. What a goal. So the cops show up and they're like, what happened dear? She tells them the story. And they contact the pest control company. And it turns out there's a similar complaint that he had done this before

in September masturbated in front of a client what he claimed was Carl is that there was a string around his dick somehow and it got caught in his zipper and it hurt him and he was just trying

to deal with that. He was trying to get the string off of them by rolling it up the penis shaft. Right. And it takes some time. Right. So he that's how he kept his job the first time. He explained this fucking crazy starting like okay James just I guess be at work tomorrow please don't tie strings around your dick

like if I'm his boss I'm going what were you flying a kite why the fuck is there a string around your dick well I didn't remember something right I didn't want to forgets that's what I'm saying there's no reason there should be a string on your dick that this is the story but for some reason

I'm going to take a leak and I'm like oh that's right I got to get an anniversary gift at the second lady's house he's still got a string hanging out the front of his fucking pants there is something completely insane going on here. And he gets arrested, thank God, after telling the cop the same story. The same story his job told the police. He told them. You mean the truth? Yeah, he told the truth. That's what he does. Please. So, uh, string off his cock. He was charged with public indecency and elder abuse because the other woman, by the way, that he did this to was in her late 60s. She was almost 70.

So this motherfucker came up with this fucking story about string. It is using his excuse to jerk off in front of old women. All right. Sounds pretty creepy there. He was sentenced to 18 months this past September in 2024, so he should be serving that now down in Georgia. And I would like to point out the Brian Johnson definition of a creep. Someone you did not want to be sitting next to on the bus. Right.

And a serial old lady masturbator, I think should be very close to the top of that list. I don't want to anywhere near my wife. I'll tell you that. that's right that'd be awful why because this dick works and i'll come over there i'll fucking come over there bitty you're not that far away for me right now i like how you tried to be self-deprecated i just kick you right the fucking ball right over there uh is your presentation over now sir vote for viny this week let's start to do round off one oh baby let's do it sounds good all right well vini i hate to tell you but i brought the biggest creep when it comes to pest control

there ever has been. I sent you some video clips. When we start off with my clip number one, I think you'll see that I have won this round easily. Your clip number one, Pee-P guy? Yep, that's the one. We start with disturbing video. Here's to show a pest control man urinating

on the furniture of one of his clients. The Canberry County family sent the video to Six News when they discovered their interior surveillance camera captured the man in the act. We're about to show you the video, but we did blur out some of the offensive details. Brock Owens talked to the family about what happened inside their home. Brock.

What did you just spill? Oh, I just spill my red ball. Oh, no. I laughed so hard. I caught peeped on the furniture. It was not what I was expected. All right. Yeah, man, this guy is a creep.

You do not want this person in your house. And it's worse than just peeing on the, furniture. I don't know about that because here's my thought on this. How terrible were the clients? And there must have been a reason why he did this. Well, there is a reason. We're going to get to that. But I want to start off with talking

about what this guy is doing to the poor cats who live in this apartment venue. You can't believe with this menace is up to my clip number two. You'll see it. You'll see the surveillance footage. Oh, no. Jen and Sean, police say

the man in the video is being charged with several crimes in the arrest affidavit he is identified as roger young the owner of young's pesticides and the family tells me they couldn't believe what they saw in the video the family says after entering the apartment roger young chases one of the family's cats into the kitchen playing with it back into the living room the family described it as quote terrorizing their cat terrorizing the cat He didn't do a thing to the cat He was playing with the cat

What a creep this guy is he comes He's terrorizing kittens Get the fuck out of here Defenceless cute kittens He's just terrorizing that Carl For no reason Carl

You are This is propaganda This man was played with the cat Minnie I know this is terrible And you're like I can't play any more videos But you have to play my clip three Because it's gonna get worse

Before it gets better I'm afraid What does he give it a treat? Oh God Oh no no no No. Young sets his pesticides down and instead starts spraying urine. My cat was sitting at the corner.

Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha. And you can't really tell from the video, but we're pretty sure that it splashed onto the cat. What? He got some of his pee pee on the cute kitten? I mean, are you hearing this right now? The guy's pretty sure some of his urine splashed onto the cat. This is horrific This is the most heinous cry we've ever

Covered here on the creepoff This is crazy Get lost It gets worse than that Vitting, it's gonna get worse My clip number four This is nuts You can't believe this

So far we have an old man With bladder problems Playing with a cat That's all you have here It's gonna get much worse, sir No They say Young also urinated On a child's toy box

The main thing that upsets me Is that he urinated on my daughter's toys It's just it's a little girl you know and she played with it in his pee for two days you're a bad dad

she was playing with the peepie toys for two days yeah dad led her many 48 hours of this little girl playing with peepie toys this is horrific

this is the worst thing I've ever heard of why do they even check the surveillance film why were they curious about this let's find out in my next clip oh no

Family says seeing a spider on the kitchen floor made them want to check the video a few days after the incident. I would have thought it was the piss smell all over their house. Admitting this is getting even worse. The guy didn't even kill all the spiders. No. There's still a spider in there. Here's what happened here. This is crazy.

This fucking house stinks. These people are animals. This is crazy. They're filled with roaches and shit. This guy's like, you people live like this. I fucking piss on it. This guy pissed all over the place and didn't even kill the spiders. Roger.

What are we paying for? This is bullshit. I have one more clip and, oh my gosh, I think this is going to seal the deal for me right here. No way. Police say that originally Young denied being involved in the incident, but later admitted to urinating in the apartment because he was, quote, having a bad day and sick of people. Police filed charges of criminal mischief and disorderly conduct against Young today. Is this even a real news? to the tenants, the carpet, the couch, and other belongings had to be replaced.

Is that Petty Pukwater? Over $4,000. Live in the newsroom, Brock Owens, six news. $4,000 worth of damage here, Vinny. Wouldn't it be funny if I did just create this news story using AI, I know this was real? Yeah, make Patty C C cups a news reporter and have a report on a man pissing on a cash. That's all the props you need, and there it is. So there is my creep, Roger Young, the owner of Young's pesticides.

decides, who decided to go in, terrorize a cat, piss all over a four-year-old's toy chest, and walk out because he was having a bad day. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, even on his worst day, Roger Young's a hell of a prankster. So, you know. What are the creepoff.com vote for Carl? By the way, we're not even celebrating Super Chat Monday properly. And I want to apologize to the viewers out there because it is a fantastic Super Chat Monday with Joseph Collins coming in for 10 bucks.

Some think about the vote. something about the election. I think about how the guitarist from Prime has played guitar for a pioneer death metal band possessed when he was in high school as a sophomore. That is correct. Larry Lalonde, aka Lur.

Fantastic guitarist. No argument. Drunk engineer, 10 bucks. I missed last week. Congrats to Danny on the birth of her child. May blessings be on her family now. Please put this money toward her postpartum gym membership. So we get those Patreon picks.

ASAP, yes. Good point, drunk engineers. Finally saying what we're all thinking. We're actually just to be post. posting pictures from the C section. You're welcome to be very clinical. Ebnie, thanks for the two pounds.

Was cheese Jerry loved in those tunes, not jizz? Hmm. I'm lost. Labor and Mystic, thanks for the five bucks. Silly Vinny, here's for another Red Bull. The new winter flavor tastes like blue sweet tart. Favorite flavor,

I go strawberry apricot, orange can. Fucking gross, sir. There's strawberry apricot? I'd rather actually drink the pee that guy ringed out of the couch cushions. You want to lick the cat? I'll lick the wet cat. No, thank you, labor.

Is there really, like, flavored red bulls? I didn't even know that. Oh, yeah, there are. I actually tried the winter one because they didn't have, they had a sugar-free one. And it was delicious. It was great.

Nice. I fucking loved it. So that, I picked that. Happy Super Chat Monday, everybody. Yeah, thank you guys for participating in this important holiday that we celebrate only here on the creepoff. And I want you all to know that we're nowhere near the goal yet.

Now, Minnie. Now, Mitty. We have a Carl's Cop Cam segment coming up in just a moment. Ripping up his money. Really? Yeah, yeah. He said the green boff covered this, but I got to show you guys this video. So shout out to Patrick Melton.

Nobody likes that. He's probably still on right now. We wished him a happy birthday last week. And then this week, he steals our gimmicks and pisses all over us like we were a couch. Right. It's fucked up, isn't it? We kind of deserve it. I can't wait to see calls.

Cockham. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me because Cockcam Lose all your rights Ruined your life Now this one came in from Jose Cardinas Sent this one And I think he said it into Who Are These Socials

But that's not what we do on Who Are These Socials We do on the creep-off We watch Cap-Cams And so I want to introduce you to Some patrons at a Key West bar All right Pool there That's all you had to say

We got a problem We got trunks They're in Key West There's their party and they're getting drunk, they're having fun. And the management's like, you guys got to go. We're sick of your shit. You ever been to Key West?

I have. Do you like it? Hell yeah. It's a party. All right. Yeah. It's a problem. It's a party.

There's bikinis. You're going to see. There's a lot of good things about Key West. In Key West Florida, a destination celebrated for its picturesque beaches and frequent visits from entitled tourists. A police officer was dispatched to a local beach bar. The purpose of the officer's presence was to assist the management

in addressing a situation involving a group of patrons who were asked to leave due to non-compliance with the establishment's rules. The incident intensified when several female members of the group expressed their disagreement

with the decision. I think they were told to stop peeing in the pool if I'm not mistaken. They're like, oh, no, no, no, no. I will be peeing in this pool. I'm getting very hammered and I do not want to get up and go to use the bathroom.

So I'm just going to stay right here. Really? what they did i have no idea okay but they're they want them gone they're being drunk they're being rowdy they're being annoying and so the manager comes over that they weren't jizzing in the hot tub that's not true to wired christian the manager comes over says hey you guys got to go and they go we're actually having fun so uh we're gonna hang out so they call the cops and the cops show up and uh you can see that these girls are a little intoxicated in my next clip here You're dumb.

Actually, that's the truth, though. I mean, don't you want more money? Money, right? Your money is not as valuable as I have it. Oh, I'm just making observations. I'm pretty smart. I mean, you guys thought it. They thought it was done.

You have two minutes. Listen, you have two minutes to get ready, and if you're not done, I'm taking you to Joe for a trot pass. So you have two minutes. I don't care either. That's ridiculous. So this woman's going, why would you kick us out? We're still buying drinks.

They're like, yeah, we don't care. There's a lot of people buying drinks. Don't you want more money? Everything makes sense. So she's telling this police officer that, uh, whatever, we'll go and we want to go. We don't have to listen to you. And, uh, this continues as this woman's being very. annoying to the police officer my clip number three god you know what hold on umpalumpa bob's right

tase her already yeah that would be fun now this is not the woman who's the problem believe it or not it's her friend in the background oh the one who's stumbling around yep trying it with our pants halfway up just like yeah that's the one time hack let's go two minutes time hack I love it I love the tie hat. He's so cute. Hey, hey, he don't say that. She doesn't mean that, but, you know, you guys know that we don't actually, we have been here for fun, right? Like, you know.

Man, I'm going to say this, just, I'm going to say this with her. I'm going to stop off me. That's the pouncer right there. She's just like, you are annoying everyone. You're an entitled bitch. I know your tits are perfect. I get that. We all see that.

But you still got to go. Maybe we would have kept your. out if you do how to shut up right yes more titties less mouth name this episode more titties less mouth okay so the woman in the background is just not listening and her boyfriend tries to help um oh before that i'm sorry i'm getting ahead of myself so this woman tries to talk some sense and say like look at we're on your side officer all of our friends are totally other cops and military personnel so we're cool right sure that's the way to talk yourself out of this So, don't know what they're going to?

Don't listen to the ground me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We do. We do. My best friend with police. Okay. We're all males for me. Like, we're so much. We love. Okay. I could tell who's the Helga and who's the Lisa with these two pretty quickly. Right, so the other girl's getting fired up in the background and she's trying to smooth it over. Like, ah, you know, sometimes she gets a little fired up, but we're cool. We like you guys.

So then this dumb, dumb can't stop talking. Your boyfriend tries to get her to stop talking, and that's when things finally escalate. Well, that's why we're kind of like, oh, we were doing like, oh. I did nothing. I did nothing. For what?

What am I going to jail for? Let me go. I have my fucking American right. What am I going to jail for? What am I going to- No. Stop, stop, stop, go. Don't she goes.

I have my American right. What am I going to jail for? Why don't go to jail bar? Wow. Come on, let's go. I don't know. Let's go. Let's go.

70, I want 10, 15. What am I breastpassing for? And get you two minutes. Get your stop and leave, but you wouldn't. All right? You said that you didn't care getting arrested, so here we are. Totally scared when the people at the bar are like, Yeah, go!

There is nothing better being one of those people cheering the police as they drag a belligerent, annoyed drunk out of a place. You know that would be me standing up, giving the standing out. Dude, I'd be right behind you. I'd be on top of a chair. Hell yeah. So you can tell that cop kind of had enough. It escalated quickly, I would say. I was a little surprised by that.

The boyfriend tried to get her out of there. She didn't want to go. And so now she starts pleading because things just got real for this drunk dummy. She thought she was like, you can't do shit to us. we're hot we got bikinis on what are you going to do but actually though we love the police really don't do anything right shut up yeah so my next clip apparently she didn't do anything don't move don't move there's a person you want to arrest her why is that why do you want to explain my f's one wrong word one wrong word that's right there's a problem

when another person is, hold on, stop, stop talking. When there's another guy trying to help you, he's trying to take you away out of the problem. And now you are telling him to step away, which that's why I stepped in. Okay, so now you are about to start a fight with another guy because he's trying to help you, okay? And I give you instructions to put your hands behind your back.

You said no. We are beyond that line right now. I think Godth just wanted to put his hands on her Yeah, she's like, I didn't do anything He's like, well, that bikini's doing something for me It's doing it, yeah, it's doing a lot actually You'd be surprised So many you'd think that he'd be like

Fucking Wapio, nailed it, hold on, sorry Ella, the cop's lesson is to listen When the Met are talking That's literally what I got from the cop too It's exactly it Yes So you would think at this point The cop would go, okay, did you learn your lesson?

Get out of here, you know, you little punk No, come back. All right, you go sober up. Nope, right to the cruiser with her. Here we go. Please don't. Get in. Look at me, please.

Get in. Watch your head. Now, put your legs inside. Put your legs inside. I don't deserve to be here, dude. Fuck. Please. Please.

so she's been put in the back of the cruiser she's not happy about it and now this is the boyfriend that you see on the screen right here and he's going to start pleading for forgiveness is that jerry it kind of looks like i'm looks like our buddy jerry uh he's going to start telling the police officer because she's a great girl let her go you know and then we get to see what she's a great girl look at those kids shillard to listen and then uh you will see what she's doing in the back of this cop car during this I love that woman. Is there any way we can let her go to me and she would be out of here? I did my best. I did. I did. You did too.

But here we are now. Please. Sir, please. So this is fake, by the way, this crying that she's doing in the back. She's scrimping. Scrimping. I stole that from Patrick Mountain. Ha, ha, ha.

she's blaming that she's so sorry and she'll never do it again and uh this is all big misunderstanding in my next clip here please i'm so sorry that i got fucking caught up in this stupid fucking shit i'm so sorry my life oh my god let's be let me miss mila him miss mila and a man Mahabili Lai-up and I'll admit it of my name. Malkiamidim. Sir, can you hear me? Can you hear me, sir? Okay, I'm sorry, but I swear I'm the sweetest soul, dude.

I'm the fucking sweetest soul. Oh, God. Oh, fuck me. My life, like... How do you spell your first name? M-A. M-A-K-A. I'm going to jail.

I thought she was bawling her eyes out. What just happened? Wow. Oh, hey, officer, how are you done? Yeah, yeah, my name? No problem. I'll get that for you. So, what the hell does that happen?

She's the sweetest soul, Betty. She'd never done anything wrong. One fucking horny man told her that. Well, in my last clip here, we're going to find out that maybe she isn't the sweetest soul. Babe, you have the sweetest soul. I'm so sorry that I yelled at a fucking guy. I'm so sorry. I'm just so fucking sorry.

I'm getting another fucking charge of my record. So, fucking. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'll go talk to your boyfriend, but at this point, I think I don't think there's much I can't do it. I'm so sorry, sir. I'm sorry. Another charge on her record. This drug bitch has not learned her lesson. So I thought it was kind of excessive what the police officer was doing. And at that point, I'm like, all right, good, yeah. Take her to jail. Yeah, we haven't looked at police records on her, but I'm sure that she's probably been a drunk problem a few times in her life. she gets belligerent and she's not told no very often it turns out when someone says a man you have to leave she's like i don't think that's true no no it is true i work here i'm telling you to leave she's like no i don't know i think we'll probably just hang out we asked you nice could you just leave you probably just hang out a while longer please just leave i don't want to have to call the police yeah keep telling everyone you're the sweetest soul could you please

just leave so thank you to jose for uh sending that in carl's cop cam this week all right Fake tears, fake tits might be the name of this episode. I like it. I think it's time for some voicemails. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Syracuse Mayor Ben Walsh has changed his mind about applying for a Trump cabinet position, saying his cabinets, quote, always turn out so wobbly. See you in Syracuse.

Vinnie you're reacting to that. I'm just like, Jesus Christ. I like your hack joke. Wobbly. Wobbly. All right. I got it. Oh, boy.

He had the premise. He just didn't know how to turn that into comedy, but he tried. He tried. Good effort, McBride. First voice mail suggestion for the wheel. Keep laughing, funny boy. What's up, you fuckers? It's Crongolius calling here with an idea for the wheel of cock and ball torture or whatever the fuck you guys.

call it nowadays. I think whoever loses this week should have to record a J-O-I-A-S-M-R, a jerk-off instruction. We're talking like countdowns to when you can nut in shit. That's about it.

Have a fucking good night. Don't call me back. I'm not. Why do you want that? Why do you know what that is? Why do you want Carl to read that? That sounds horrific, sir. That's not good for.

anybody no one's having fun with that idea yeah we all want to be able to laugh at someone we don't want to have to listen to that just to hear what the consequence was like you could land on that consequence and never do it and i'll never know because i won't listen to it follow up with it got to do that yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah there's the fastest one i ever did vid i got it done it my youtube chair you can fight if you just go there i'll just take your word for it someone who has a point to make to me okay viny i'm gonna have to disagree with you on something you said that this guy is a problem because he's killing nurses and he's killing college students but only like one prostitute counterpoint you need to tell me that this guy is

killing the people that we all had to fucking clap for it's seven o'clock every fucking night and everybody's saying in pot and pans and he's going out grabbing and killing the people who are actively ruining this country because they think everything should be fucking free and handed to them and then one hardworking woman that's helping a guy get his nuts off like I'm sorry I think this guy realized that he was a problem and started becoming the solution point carl thank you uh wrong point went to viny sir so no it was rigged if only carl had thought of such good points i'm looking in the chat right now you can see b r longhorn tried voting for carl the last two weeks and couldn't there is something messed up with this web

website that by the way vini operates oh coincidence you can't vote for car on the website that viti operates over listen the trucks full of viti votes pulling up Sunday afternoons yeah I know that's what happens too yeah the by the way the vote ends at four on Sundays everybody just so you know so if you go to vote later than that or if you went this morning yes you could not vote it was actually it actually it ended earlier than that but whatever did it yeah I usually said it for four yeah whatever I don't care whatever whatever I have to do to uh to uh to To wit, Carl, that's how I said it. Yeah, that's what I figured.

As soon as if he gets the lead, it turns off is what happens. Hey, Vinny. Hey, Carl. You guys got some creepy of Marines. However, the creepiest two Marines were the ones I saw sucking each other off about 10 years ago in the Kings Bay Barracks parking lot. Wow. Thank you, fuck you by.

That's not a place to suck guys off. I'll tell you that. Love is love, Carl. Speaking of last week's Marines, I got some voicemails as well here. Please. Carl, buddy, I saw you guys on the creepoff did Creepiest Marines Semperfy. I was in the Marine Corps myself, and I have a creep report. One of my old roommates, he got busted for kitty porn.

Okay. And he's doing, he's in the brig, which is like the Marine Corps jail. He's doing like 10 years. I think he went away a few years ago. So, yeah, he's rotten in the brig. Anyway, thank you for doing the creepy. Marine School. You are very welcome.

In fact, I think we got a follow-up here. Carl, I just called to tell you about my pedophile roommate when I was in the Marine Corps. And it reminded me of another guy. He lived in the same barracks in the same unit. This guy got caught with a 14-year-old girl in his barracks room. And he had a little girlfriend that he was hiding in there. Oh, boy. So, yeah, there's definitely our fair share of pedophiles in the Marine Corps.

You knew it. I knew it. Not necessarily the best and brightest sometimes. Let me tell you what surprised me there. All he got was 10 years in the Marines for that. Like, I would think that you would get, like, death. For what? I don't know.

Like, the Marines seem like they're supposed to be tough, like the best of the best. They shouldn't be putting up with that shit 10 years. I think that we should take all of the pedophiles and put them in the military and ship them off over to the Middle East and Ukraine. They would have done a number on Vietnam. well bad i think they did actually i think that happened all right i got another voicemail here hey guys i'm a normal guy you know captain blackbread's the kind of guy that likes to watch hentai beat off to the plot watch the sex you know how it is but you know what i really like and i'm really drawn to the weird ones when i go on marketplace i'm really drawn to the weird ones when i go on marketplace

Somewhat of an enthusiast, some might say, you know? Speaking of, you guys ever consider the creepiest car enthusiast who isn't Jay Leno? Anyway, thank you, fuck you, bye. What do you think about that? Creepest car enthusiast? Isn't there a guy who, like, married his car and was like fucking it or something? Yeah. I call him.

You could have him. Okay. I could probably find a creepier car enthusiast. I don't know. You guys hear about this, guys? It's fucking his cat. Although... You know, that is pretty creepy.

He decided to, like, marry one car in particular. Right. He tied himself down. Keep your options open. I would vote for Uday Hussein. He had a pretty big car collection. He sure did. He got a little mad when some of them got burnt.

We had a great Hall of Fame episode on The Creepoff on our Patreon. If you're not a member of there, check it out. Because we inducted Uday Hussein and Vinny taught us a lot about what that guy was up to. Not good stuff. Not great. He was a problem. Even worse. in that exterminator who peed on the cat you could watch it now all you have to do is

become a patron or a member of this youtube channel you could follow the QR code up by carl's head there if you want to find us on patreon because we are kind of shadowed out there even though we're in their top 20 podcasts for adults is that true yes cool it's pretty fucking great pretty neat but uh you know come find us over there you get free merch and you get to watch all the bonus episodes this week we're doing a cop cam spectacular right Oh, yeah, I believe we are. That's a good call. Yeah, it's to be fun on Friday.

So last voicemail, Carl, a celebrity called in. We got a celebrity voicemail. Hey, it's Jim Flore, T. I figured I'd call it since all you got is that creepy mill nurse calling. When you guys talk about the dolphins more? I mean, I'm a fucking Dolphins fan. And it fucking sucks. Nobody.

And I mean nobody gives a fucking shit about the Dolphins. dolphins fucking yuck that was definitely foreign team that was there's no question there it sounded just like him that's what he says whenever we talked to him my buddy jim who i text with and talk to about the dolphins all the time yeah that must be some fun text thread oh my he's very he finally won a game dude he's so intense

when it comes dude that guy is intense about the team i'll tell you what the problem is said that like 12 minutes later. Yeah. You're like, so what is the problem, Jim? He's got it all figured out. What is the problem, Jim? All right.

Love him. James Gartner coming in with $5. If you find a way to bring in the potato, you'll hit the goal. We got to get Cardiff on here? I don't know that he helps anyone hit any goals. You know, we, Cardiff and I have discussed a possible

crossover episode. Oh, yes. But I will never tip what it is or if it's going to happen. But all I know is, If you want to see Cardiff on the creep off, you better tell him. Tell that potato. Tell him.

Michael Pee, my man. Who has better side move with the boyfriend or her? I'm going to go with her, sir. Yeah. Go Bills. Yes. Go Bills, the greatest football team to ever exist after beating the Chiefs, the undefeated Chiefs yesterday.

Who's going to stop this team? Nobody can. The Detroit Lions, the Baltimore Ravens, the Kansas City Chiefs in the playoffs. I'm going to the game in Detroit. I do not like the Bill's chances. Detroit is ridiculously good. Yeah, they're a problem. They're a problem.

They'll probably win the Super Bowl. Yeah, Dan Campbell, former Miami Dolphins and term head coach. Mm-hmm. I'm going to watch that success and then look at the nerd we have. Mm-hmm. Oh, but he knows the X's and O's so well. Don't see? Okay.

He's doing all right. He won yesterday. He's five. He's fine. Carl. Yes. I think it's time for a scum parade. Oh, I got it.

I got us for that. Because Vinny's a creep. I'm not kidding around. They're both a generous psychopaths with no business in a civilized society. And they're going to take you on a scum parade. Let's start Long Island, shall we? Yes.

Medical facilities, folks. When you go to a medical facility, you generally feel like you should be safe. Like, they're very professional environments. They double check everything. Everybody's wearing gloves. Everything's supposed to be sterile. Yeah, but they're also, like, way into your business. business. But it's also filled with male nurses. That's true. There's some creeps. Some creeps

around. Let's talk about a guy who might not be a male nurse, but he is a staff at a Long Island's sleep disorder center. He allegedly installed multiple hidden cameras and bathrooms and showers and may have recorded hundreds of patients and employees in their most intimate moments. This is what I don't understand. We cover this a lot. Let's say there's a girl who's got a sleep disorder. She keeps coming in. You're like, oh, she's cute. I really like her a lot. And then he watch a video for taking a shit. Do you still like her after that? Like that's kind of,

I'm done with her at that point. Yeah. I don't need to see any hot chick take a shit. I don't know why that's a thing. Why is that a thing? Here's what, it's a thing because people are fucking damaged. Yes.

But a lot of the time, like, it sounds like he was trying to get the showers. He was trying to hit the showers. So, you know, I'll give him some credit there. But when you put him in a bathroom, you're going to get some, you're going to get some fucking music.

Yep. The staffer Sonnage Sennaprasad is now facing a criminal case in Nassau County, an investigation by authorities of Manhattan, and a class action lawsuit was filed by a former employee of the sleep center who alleges she was secretly taped. How does this guy get caught, Carl? Let's talk about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I don't understand why he would get caught. You'd get the videos. You'd bring him home. You'd watch him at home. It's great. Yeah. Well, he was using, by the way, a fake smoke detector. So he was popping the sucker up on the ceiling to get the birds.

eye view of what's going on. Well, again, like Carl said, you would go home, watch us, whatever. Yeah. No, not this fucking pervert. He was sitting at home watching video of a person in a bathroom on his work computer and another employee watched

him watch it. He couldn't wait to get home first to watch these videos. What are the idiots. Yeah, the Northwell security officer to determine the video was recorded through a hidden camera and the smoke detector attached to the ceiling of the bathroom. And that's when the jig was up because not only did they, they go find one of those smoke detectors.

They found in all of the bathrooms, he had put up little Velcro stick pads so he could pop it back up when he wanted to and go grab it when he needed to. Smart. Yeah. So when the cops showed up at his house for a raid, they looked at him and they said,

so, you know why we're here? He's like, yeah, and he just pointed at his laptop. He's like, yeah, it's right there. It's where I downloaded it. He had originally thrown out all the smoke detectors in a CVS garbage can. he just wanted to get rid of him to try to hide the evidence but they showed up there with the search warrant and they were going to catch him so he gave him that yeah i don't know why he told him he did that it's really stupid they weren't to found that they stopped now he also had a folder called nothing to see here and that's where they found all the videos yeah and then there's another one says bathroom poop videos oh that was a little bit too out the nose that was a giveaway was that opi's computer

co-worker shitting it's called today this episode bathroom poop videos click on it everybody watch so a woman who works there suing the company she's suing everybody which you know

is bound to happen when these things sue everyone I was very injured by the thought of someone watching me poop is too much to bear imbessy law that guy's got a lot of free time 1,800 COVIDs

he'll take your case Yeah, call him. All right, Carl. Let's talk about a situation that happened in a Duncan Donuts drive-thru. Okay. A pregnant woman was rushed by a gentleman named William Rodriguez. I have a picture of him. He looks like a...

I was really surprised because he looks like a outstanding young man here. Okay, yeah. Let's take a look. Not a guy that you'd think would try to steal a car from a pregnant lady? From a very pregnant woman, yeah. she refused to hit he ran over to her vehicle parked in front of her with another vehicle blocked her in at the drive-thru got out demanded her key she would not give him the keys so he flies into a rage and punches her in the chest and in the arm jeez even von miller's like hey man she's pregnant what are you doing that's why i didn't punch her the stomach

i punched her the chest one between the titties ought to straighten her out the woman whose four months pregnant managed to escape and desperately ran inside the fast food eatery a pair of Good Samaritan Dunkin' Donuts employees, I guess, or just people who are there. Yeah. Which, by the way, stupid, William, you fucking idiot, don't commit crimes to Dunkin' Donuts. There's a pretty high probability the police will be close.

Correct. Yeah, they're patrolling the area. They're never too far. But it's crazy that this woman runs in and gets people to come out and fight this guy for her. If I'm sitting in that Dunkin' Donuts, Vanian, you know me. Yeah. I'm going, oh, that sucks. you'll be lucky if I get my phone out to film it

that might be the only thing I might do but this idiot he's in the car now he's got the keys so he's trying to get away but he blocked himself in with the other fucking car that he drove yeah so now he's like ah how do I get out of here didn't think this one through did they the Dunkin' Donuts patrons or employees or whatever

got out there dragged him out of the car and beat the shit out of them that's why he has a black eye which I think is pretty great the unhinged suspect attacked the medics when they got there because the police showed up. He's bleeding and said he tried to bite the hand of one of the medics. He's been charged with carjacking.

He has two warrants for his arrest from the state police and several other outstanding warrants. He was hit with a slew of charges on Tuesday. He was arraigned on Wednesday for assault on a pregnant person, assault on emergency medical personnel, robbery, assault, reckless endangerment, larceny of a motor vehicle, interfering with an officer and breach of the peace and carjacking, like I said before. a judge held an amount of $500,000 bond. All of those things will be thrown out.

In the article, it says, bizarre crime. He wanted a new car. Yeah. Well, it's not bizarre. That's pretty normal. People want to get a different car. Yeah, fun fact, the car that he used to block her in was stolen. Right.

So it was just time to steal another one. Yeah. You know how that goes. Now, Carl, in one of the most bizarre stories I've read in a while, we're going to talk about Syracuse. Okay. Okay. there's a gentleman by the name of Eugene Kimbrough he's 63 years old Gino Kimbrough now there's a situation that arose back in 2022

there's two girls that are 11 and 12 years old they were lost and Kimbrough offered to buy them snacks and gave them a place to sleep how are 11 and 12 year girls lost exactly weird place right well it's a fucking post-apocalyptic nightmare it really is everything looks like the same every place looks exactly the same fucking folly down. There's children just walking around aimlessly. Yeah, listen, you're lucky if you can find a street number or a street sign or a fucking house number. You're not going to find anything.

So he takes this woman back to his apartment. And on March 17th of 2022, the 11-year-old girl left the apartment and Kimbrough raped the 12-year-old. No, that's not great. Kimbrough's DNA was found inside of the child when police searched the apartment. They found a note with the two girls' names written on them. Despite the evidence against him, Kimbrough decided to go to trial and claim, that he was completely innocent and decided to represent himself without the help of an attorney. He might be the best attorney in Syracuse. We don't know. No, he is the worst.

Okay. So he puts the 12-year-old girl on the stand, Carl. The 12-year-old that he raped. Cross-examine, yep. And during his, for hours, by the way, he said instead, you know, instead of, you know, going to the mattress with this, after the 12-year-old testified, he was like, yeah, I'm going to change my plate of guilt. sorry. So this is what happened. He starts interviewing her, interrogating her. And he's like, so wait, you weren't into it? Wait, that wasn't pleasure that you were, why you were screaming like that?

Oh, well, then I guess I have a rapist. I just thought she was my girlfriend, Your Honor. Guilty. So the cops, obviously he's now guilty. He pled guilty. Well, he also said in his defense. Yeah. he thought she was 14 he's like here on i wouldn't fucking 12 year old that's crazy i thought she was 14

is that the age of consent in syracuse probably i don't know this guy's been in and out of state prisons for decades most recently he was in prison from 2006 until november of 2022 yeah his priors make him an average syracuse resident yeah he's got a lot he convicted a police he uh was convicted of assaulting a police officer third degree burglary he was driving to stolen car when he tried to run down a police officer once. Yeah, real piece of shit. Imagine your 11 to 12 year old girls if that's the guy you run into. Like, oh, good timing.

He's going to buy of snacks, though. Nice. I like snacks. Carl, does Jack Doherty looking. This guy looks like if Jack Doherty and Jesse Plymonds had a baby. Yeah, look at this piece of shit. This kid's 14, Carl. This is a 14-year-old.

I think he's not popular. this story is so fucking bad everybody sorry his hair looks like a brush fire how do you even make that happen i i wish i had thick hair like this he looks like the burning bush is this the haircut jerry's going for i don't know okay a florida teenager pleaded guilty to sexually assaulting beating a 91 year old woman after breaking into her home in june stone man six two three he looks like butthead he really does that's like a the human version of butthead right there. Looks like a troll wig, a chia pat.

It's bizarre. I'll tell you what he's going to be. Fresh fucking meat in jail. Keith, J. 73 is right. All right. So he breaks into this 91-year-old's place. Yeah, he's 14.

Uh-huh. And he did plead guilty to all of this. He entered a plea deal in November. The elderly woman had been awake when Stone broke into her home in Reddick, Florida around midnight on June 9th. Investigators using DNA evidence from the scene positively identified Stone as a perpetrator. Police said that he went into the house and was jerking off using her iPad.

Okay. He was looking at her iPad before he beat her up and sexually assaulted her. What was she wearing? I'm guessing an old lady fucking cotton. You know, she's wearing it's a pretty hot lingerie or something like that? No. Oh. I'm imagining a terrible smell in there.

I mean, she must have been pretty fucking hot for this guy to be beaten off, getting all worked up and being like, oh, yeah. check it out. I'm going to take Mrs. Wilkins in the back room over here. And the woman knew him, apparently. She said he was a good boy. And he's like, no, I'm a bad boy. Do you imagine what kind of porn would get you horny enough to fucking 91-year-old woman? What is he looking at?

Dude, he beat her up. Oh, my God. Like, you got a pretty good chance to get laid by a 91-year-old if you want to. I don't think that's true. You just ask. I'm just wondering, did he go into school the next day and brag about not being a virgin anymore? I got laid last night It counts

Put it on the board So You watch porno on her iPad Beat her up raped her And He is now pled guilty So he's to be sentenced On December 19th

Three days before his 15th Birthday He's a problem You can explain that in the cell block Seems like a bit of a problem He's gonna go to adult prison too He better go to adult prison fuck him all right that was a good scum parade carl it's fantastic actually that's the name of the

episode the older the berry ah yes the sweet of the fruit yes thank you wapio for naming this episode oh boy thanks to my hell yeah for filling in uh we appreciate that thank you everybody for tuning in and watching the show today we we love you we appreciate you and if you want to support the show carl's leaving already just go to pay oh that's right he's got to spin the wheel i'm stupid hold out to everybody here it comes Hi Carl All right I'm saying hello to everybody

What am I rooting for here What do I want? Is there past a spin is eight That's the one I really want Yeah And other than that I don't know All right

Let's find out what happens here Okay Here we go What is Carl's fate Ladies and gentlemen Number six Wax your chest Carl Fuck off

Carl's getting his chest waxed Everybody Jesus Christ Where did that come from? heaven carl when would you like to we could set that up pretty quick and easy right jenny could do that from your house right uh no she doesn't do waxing but uh she works with people who do that'd be great do want me to come film it yeah fine we'll figure it out you're welcome everybody we'll figure it out this carl's getting his chest waxed oh it's gonna suck i'm not

looking forward to this oh kelly clarkson i am not looking forward to this oh cayley could do it we ask Kaylee to do it Does Kaylee do waxing? Probably. I assume all girls wax shit. Yeah, my guess. Well, I hope all girls wax shit. This is going to be great.

It should have been, you know what? You're lucky. Stone Man 623 made a point. It should have been his coin purse. New girl. Hi, New Girl. She says, I promise this will hurt so bad. Yep, I believe it, New Girl.

I believe it. It looks pretty awful. Dude, make sure, we're getting, let's do this before you go down to Florida. so you can at least enjoy it while you're laying by your pool. We'll see. Oh, man, what a fucking great day this is. Wow, I feel absolutely fucking vindicated after the last one

when I ended up having to spin and watch Tom Myers' shit. This is great. God bless you, Creepoff listeners. God bless you all. Anything you want to say, Carl? Yeah, vote for Carrow at the creepoff.com. The voting is rigged, so I need twice as many people voting for me in order to eke out of victory.

That's not rigged, Carl. People are cheating for you. dude new girl the rash after is the worst do you have uh any photographic evidence of this new girl i don't know if that's true or not yes please send us all of your rash pictures yes let's take a look at the results on the creepoff dot com right now uh james hamlin versus roger young right now i'm in the lead right now i'm in the lead 57% of the vote for carl everybody so make sure you go to the creepoff dot com and let's see if we have any more super chats before we get out here rock o or b thanks for the five bucks that kid was just trying to reenact the

Nick Swartz and Sex scene from Grandma's boy. He probably did see that movie. You don't like how Suthering John will watch Goodfellas and I had like a mobster. That's probably what happened. The kid was just getting all excited about that movie. That's fucked up. Bye, everybody. It's nice to be important.

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Or send money to the hitman Clubfoot per nash Vinny is still fat Let's see the consequence Okay, Benny You always find things that are painful For some reason. Those are your favorite ones. Things that inflicts pain.

You're sadistic.