The Creep Off - Episode 240: Father of the Bride

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

It’s wild card week and that means Karl and Vinnie can nominate anyone from any category for biggest creep: Karl’s Cop Cam features a woman who learns that mocking the police does not end well. Plus, in the Scum Parade we meet a mother raising a very independent two-year-old, A high school football coach who has better things to do than teach a class and we learn there is nothing worse than a friend with a gambling problem!The score is currently Vinnie 1 - Karl 0, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Florida football coach watched porn at school in front of studentsMom abandoned her two-year-old to go on vacation with man she met on dating app | Daily Mail OnlineSavannah Renee Adams allegedly burned woman to death as she sat on couchThailand: Death penalty for woman accused of poisoning 14 friendsCheck out this week’s Cop Cam Here: Mocking the Police Doesn't End WellWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our results girl Mahalia @mahellllyeah

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. This is stupid. This is stupid.

Loop. Disgusting, a little disgusting, vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to the creepoff, your favorite true cry podcast, the show about creeps, buy creeps for you creeps. I'm glad to be back.

I'm your host. My name is Vinny, and joining me as always. It's hot. Carl. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? Man, I'm glad to be here. Now, for those of you who are new to the show, I've been told we don't do a good enough job of explaining to you what the fuck this is. Okay. So Carl, tell the people what this is. The creep off is a contest. Every single week, Vinnie and I try to find the creepest person in a specific category that we choose ahead of time. Then we present our creeps one at the time. Kind of like a courtroom style show where we explain to the you find jury why you should convict our creep to be the, creepiest creep. And then after we present those, you guys go to the creepoff.com and vote for who you think brought the creepiest creep. Each week, we count the tallies. We determine the winner and the first person to five wins wins that round. The loser has to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. We just finished a round that Vinny won. I have to get my chest waxed. That's

my consequence for some reason. And so now we started round two last week. And to read us the results of the vote. Mahalia's here. Mahalia. Hello, hello. Howdy-ho creepos? How goes it? Great to have you back. Good to have you back, Mahalia. Great to see you. Always good to be here. So, Mahalia, last week, what was our category again? Last week, our category was, oh my goodness, you're failing the test. I know, I am a failure. Exterminator. I was trying to block it out from my mind. It was a lot. It was quite the week.

Vinny and I both thought, okay, Exterminator, they're inhaling so many chemicals. It's got to drive them nuts. There's going to be an exterminator who definitely Chris Benoit his family, right? That's what we were both thinking. We're going to find some real hateous creeps. Some dude who like just gassed a family. Yeah, we're going to find some hate his creeps.

So then Vinny and I both brought joke creeps last week. Got a guy just pissed on the couch. Oh, my guy was not a joke. My guy tied a dick around straight around his dick remind himself to jerk off in front of old women. Yeah, right. That's not a joke. It's hilarious.

It's one of the funnier jokes I've heard. Okay. So you find folks then went to our website. A lot of you cheated as usual. And let's find out whenever the powers that be decided the final vote tell he was. It's always way off. Carl is gaslighting everyone right now. It's always way off from what you see on the website.

Well, because you're gaslighting. Thousands of votes taken away from Carl. Hundreds of votes added to Vinny in the middle of the night, overnight in Michigan. The truck comes in. with Vinny votes, it's nuts. You can't believe it. You're gaslighting the audience, Carl.

I know what's going on this week. The jury had their say. We're very serious about the proceedings here as the judge, I think, in this proceedings. Happy to read off the results today with a whopping 76% of the vote kicking off round 29, nice and strong. We have Vinny.

Please. Oh, yeah, baby. Carl, I won. It means it's one to nothing this round, buddy. Yep, you've taken the early lead in this round, but there's a lot of games to play still before we determine a winner. You know what that does mean, though? What does that mean?

One more for the good guys. That is what that means to you. Mahalia, you've done such a wonderful job coming on and doing this for the last few weeks. I disagree. This has been, I think the last two weeks have been terrible. She's been a great drink of, she's just been. a refreshing glass of water to me because I've won, I think, three in a row

now. What happened to Jess? Remember Jess? She used to say things like Carl won last week and stuff like that. The dude who went to work at the bank? That's the one. I don't know. I think she got convicted for robbing the bank. Is that what happened? I haven't seen her in a while. None of her.

Yeah, previous announcements were valid. Oh, yeah, that's right. We're to go back. I'm going to win retroactively. You have to do all the consequences I've already done. Why not? Why not at this point? The whole thing is rigged. You're getting your ass to the mall in Syracuse car. I'll get in the car and go. Buddy.

Why don't we just make Kamala president, too? What's the difference? You know what I want to know? Why doesn't even matter? Well, I have you here in the hellias here. How hairy are you? Do you have a real hairy chest? Oh, are you talking to me?

Yeah. I'm not super hairy. Yeah, I thought you were talking to Malia. I was like, that's very rude, sir. I'm just curious. Is it going to be, like, really painful for you? So when I told my wife about this, she's like, oh, suck it up. Yeah.

I get hair ripped out of me in very private areas all the time. I was like, all right, I knew that you wouldn't be sympathetic. I shouldn't have even said anything. But she didn't think I would have too tough of a go with it. I'm not looking forward to it. Yeah, I'll remember next time ball waxing. Oh, God. They definitely do that at my wife's Salad.

That is a thing. Yeah. Well, you're going to be fine. When do you think you're going to do it? Are you going to do it before your trip to Florida so you look nice by the pool? I will not be able to get an appointment in time for that because I'm leaving on Thanksgiving. day. Oh, that's right. Could do it in-house?

Ah, that seems messy. Do you want me to do it? You can put the wax on and I'll rip it off? Oh, my gosh, you would like that way I'm giving you that pleasure. No, I wouldn't. There's no way I'm giving you that pleasure. Oh, I'd be so mad if I had to do that. Oh, that would be the worst. I don't want that to happen.

Yeah, it's not going to be hard. It takes it. It's like a second, dude. Minnie, if at the end of this round, if I see fingering the other guy's butt hole on the wheel or something, like, you come up. that I know you fucking started putting stuff on the wheel. There was a weird shit on there. It's just torturous.

Dude, it was a listener's suggestion from a long time ago, and I just threw it on there because I was looking through old suggestions, and I thought, oh, that's a fun one. Blame them. Actually, you know what? Blame yourself. Just to clear things up. I'm looking at the chat real quick.

My wife does not do waxing. She's a hairstylist. So she is not waxing other men's balls. It's not what's going on. she just let's that start these rumors folks jenny jingles cuts hair that's right look at that beautiful head of hair on carl just wax the whole head i'm an advertisement i'm an advertisement is that a pepsi zero you're drinking uh yeah Pepsi a diet Pepsi wild cherry yeah i know now everyone knows my affinity for diet Pepsi yeah i know what your brother drinks really what does he what does he enjoy

i think he likes to do the do oh okay i didn't know that and you like to just do it so Malia, thank you so much for coming on. I got an update from Danny, by the way. Her and baby are doing quite well. Awesome. They're still pretty sleepless from what I understand, pretty sleepless. But she's in me back relatively

soon. We'll see what happens. But, Mahalia, you are just a wonderful replacement. We love having you. Follow the link in the episode description. I'll take you right to Mahalia's Instagram and you can follow her. Thank you. We'll see you next time. Bye, Malia. Thank you, boys.

We had another first this week, didn't we? What was that? Has this ever happened before where we both tried to prepare the same creep? Yeah, I wasn't going to bring it up. Oh, I'm sorry. It's okay. I spent most of my morning prepping for Vinnie's creep, and then I got a phone call telling me that you'd already called him.

Like a day before? Yeah. So therefore, I had to find a different creep to present to you today. But that's all right. It's all good. I think I found a creep your creep. You're going to crush it. You're going to crush it.

You're going to crush it. but folks since it's time to start our competition it is wild card so i ring the bow and let's do it let's go all right vini wants a vinny goes first take it away yeah i want to introduce you to uh how do we even say this guy's name did you figure that out when you were trying to figure it out plattel plattel yes plattel plattel plattel this is stephen plattel now we're going to go back to 1995 with him and we're going to end in 2016 i believe actually this is 2017 the that picture was taken. In 1995, Stephen Paddle was 20 years old when he met a 15-year-old girl named Alyssa on the

internet, Carl. They strike up a conversation. And you know how people do on the internet. They meet and they hang out. But then, you know, especially when older men meet younger women, they tend to knock them up. That's what happened in this case. Alyssa got knocked up at 15 years old. They had a baby girl they named Denise.

Alyssa Plattle told the Associated Press in an interview that they had to put the girl up for adoption when she was eight months old they were very young and poor and she also believed that Stephen was physically abusing the baby now according to Alyssa this is what he was doing to their infant daughter allegedly he would pinch her if she was crying too hard she had a bunch of black and blue marks she claimed he would also stuff baby Katie in a cooler to drown out her crying and then he wouldn't let her take the baby out

and the kid almost suffocated a couple of times So this is a bad father You can't cry if you can't breathe You cannot cry if you can't breathe But you might be a scientist That's actually pretty good I It's a good way to get people to stop crying Certainly is

So They ended up getting married Even though they gave the baby up for adoption The baby's new name was Katie Fusco She was adopted by a couple Tony and Kelly Fuscoe up by New York York or I'm sorry down by the city so 2007 10 years after giving birth to the baby they have a second kid they have a third kid in 2012 they have a whole life together they forget all about this

stupid dumb baby the cooler baby that they got rid of they have a whole new family well katie's 18 years old now and she starts to wonder who her parents are so she gets on facebook and she actually tracks them down and finds Stephen and alissa and she goes to visit them and i actually have some pictures from that, Carl. Here's a picture of little baby Katie before she went up for adoption. Very cute little girl. And then that's her with her birth mom,

Alyssa, and her other sisters. And then here's her and her pop, Stephen, Mike Reep, today. Yeah. Now, here's the deal. She's 18 years old. She's apparently a great artist. She wants to study digital advertising.

She got into SUNY purchase. Big accomplishment, obviously. Sunni purchase. my wife went to college motherfucker I didn't know that Carl, sorry No, no, please, what else you have to say about Sunni Brockport, right?

I did. About the same there. I say about the same thing. Great schools, smart people came out of them They're both doing very well for themselves. Very good. All right, so she meets her birth parents and you know what she decides?

Fuck going to college. I want to go live with, you know my real mom and dad and my sisters, and I want to take a year off and go hang out down there. So she scraps all of her plans for school. Now, instead of going there, she's living down there. Her adopted parents were very nervous about this. And they said, okay, well, you know, you were going to respect your decision.

And they do a lot of that, these two. These adopted parents are real fucking idiots. And they kind of get what they deserve for a part of this. The problem is, though, when she moves into the house, there's a situation going on between Alyssa the wife and Stephen they are already decided they were going to separate

they were sleeping in separate rooms by the time this kid gets there now Alyssa said that he was very verbally abusive to her for years she said she walked around on Greg shells she was always very worried he was very moody so he has a terrible personality

folks he's just making everybody miserable just by being miserable himself Now, she was a little worried because they started getting close. In fact, Alyssa pulled Katie aside and said, hey, listen, I just want you to know. I know you want to get you to know your dad, but you better be careful because he's a little touchy, he's a little sensitive. And by the way, the reason we gave you up for adoption is because, you know, he used to put you in the fucking cooler and pinch you. Yeah.

Yeah, you better be careful with your dad here. Just so you know this guy that you wanted back in your life is a piece of shit. Yeah. And it's probably a bad decision. Also, at this time, this guy's trying to, like, cool himself up. I'm getting to it. He's the next thing he does as he starts growing his hair out, starts wearing skinny jeans. And he's like, hey, Katie, you want to go skate park?

Yeah. Yeah. Who's like that Steve Bouchardy mean, hey, fellow kids. He's really fucking a douchebag. So out of nowhere, one night he sleeps on the floor of her bedroom. Yeah. Why not? And Alyssa notices this.

And she thinks it's weird. And then she notices the next night he's sleeping on the floor in this, their daughter's bedroom little does she know after a while he starts doing this for weeks they're fucking he's fucking his daughter they're banging straight on banging they're in love she's suspicious the mom's suspicious has no idea that they're at how far this is gone when he she confronts stephen he takes katie and he's like you can't oh i oh this is none of your business and takes her and leaves. They leave together.

And at this point, they're disgusted. It's November. She's only been there since August. It only took a couple of months for the whole thing to completely fucking blow up. They file for divorce. Stephen gets, they split custody of the two younger kids. Which is crazy, by the way.

Completely. The younger daughters are then separated. One goes with my, one goes to dad. The one goes with dad's, it's like, what the fuck did I do wrong? Why do I have to go with dad? This sucks. Yeah.

So now this 18-year-old. still living with dad but the uh the mother the whole family no more cock blockers in the house there are no more cock blockers in the house and then the uh the younger the sister went to go visit the one who was living with mom and mom was a little curious about what was going on there so she decided to break her daughter's trust and start reading her diary now uh some of the things that are in this is uh this is the writings of a really stupid child i believe she's 11 when i was 11 if I wrote like this. She's disturbed. She's having a tough go at it. She must be. But loves her short. She's not the one of trial here. She's a little upset because dad started

making her refer to her big sister Katie as her stepmom. Yep. And finds out that Katie is pregnant. Yep. And that her father is calling it his and her baby, their baby. You're going to be a big sister aunt. I don't know how the fuck this works. So, She also writes to this that dad says, I'm not allowed to say anything. Right. So Alyssa is... Because we'll both get in trouble. Yeah.

Don't tell anyone. We're all getting trouble. Now, she freaks the fuck out, calls the police. And the police are like, well, this is obviously incest. There's a baby involved. This is a crime. It's not... You don't get away with this because she's 18.

Like, the age is not the issue. It's the fucking incest. There are laws against that pretty much everywhere, Carl. Correct. This is happening in Virginia, by the way. He packs up the truck after she calls the police and they moved to North Carolina away from there. And this is in June of 2017. By July of 2017, Carl, look at that, beautiful family having a lovely wedding ceremony down by the lake in Maryland.

He marries his daughter in Maryland, which, by the way, is illegal to do. Yeah, he just basically, there's a checkbox when you apply on the application. That's not your daughter, is it? No. is it really your daughter you better check twice if you check twice you're in a lot of trouble if it is turns out to be your daughter yes no not sure this is the adopted parents there the big lady and uh they're supporting this for summary he's like everyone in this photo knows that this is a father and daughter getting married and the daughter is knocked up the woman

who looks like skinny assa is fucking his mom who's by the way quite the enabler yeah she she she wants to support her son and then the adopted parents are just like I guess we should support this I don't know what to do so here's another picture that I really liked from the wedding ceremony

they're in love yeah that's him kissing his very pregnant daughter at their wedding ceremony daughter slash wife yes Vinnie what's your problem you got a cold heart you can't just see these people

are in love and enjoying their lives. I believe the proper term is his child bride. Yeah, but you said it yourself. It's not the age thing. That's the problem. Yeah. Listen, let me ask you a question.

Yeah. Was there ever situations you ever want to open-mouth kiss your mother? No. Okay. Is there one where you want to open-mouth kiss your father? I was going to ask you if you were going to ask me that. No comment. Can neither confirm nor deny.

Well. Carl, the baby came. And that's who we see here. This is baby Bennett. Yeah. And that's baby Bennett with his mommy. She's glowing. She's so excited.

After this baby's born, the police in North Carolina are alerted that obviously this is an incest child. This is a problem. So the state got involved. The state came in and said, you two are not allowed to be near each other anymore. And they gave custody of baby Bennett to his mother. and 72 year old you probably take care of a baby right that'll be just fine

I'm sure this baby's not going to have special needs I'm sure nothing's going to have to show you easy yeah this is such a beautiful picture of mother and baby brother son I don't know what the fuck this is so messed up there's no contact order

but in spite of that Katie decides she moves back to New York when this happens she's with her adopted parents who are saying hey listen And this is really insane. You need to break this off. The law is involved. You can't do this.

She's not as attracted to this guy now that she's been arrested. She's like, you know what? I don't really like being with guys who get me thrown in prison. So maybe I could do better. And she calls him up and says, hey, we're going to break up. Now, he goes over to his mom's house. It says, I've taken baby Bennett back to Katie in New York. And this whole thing is to be over with.

So the 72-year-old dim-witted mother-in-law, gives the baby to him Have a good trip And say hi to Katie for me Steven takes the baby back to his and Katie's house And smothers the baby to death And leaves it in a closet Not great

Not great parenting right there If only there were signs That he might do something like this So then he drives through the night From North Carolina to New York waits outside of the home of Katie's adoptive parents He watches his Katie's adoptive parents

He watches as Katie and her adopted father leave together in a vehicle. He follows the two of them, waits while they're stopped at a stop sign, pulls up next to him and shoots them both to death. Yes. And then he went somewhere. He drove back towards North Carolina and shot himself in the head. They found his body. But he did manage to call his mom and tell her, hey, just so you know, I murdered Katie and her dad and the dead babies in the clock. closet. Don't go over there. Just let the cops know. Bye.

It was nice of him. No. And what? None of this is nice of him. Oh, no. This is nice of him. Oh, okay. This daughter fucking piece of shit. This guy is the creepiest creep. I am so skewed out by this. This picture right here is the one that really just makes me fucking my stomach turned. That's fucking gross. Yeah. Well, I don't know. This is fucked up. Hold on a second. I don't know if you know how babies are. made but they went further than this they went further than first base just so you know

they certainly did uh so he's dead she's dead baby's dead eliza won't shut up she's telling everybody she had the story oh Alyssa's thrilled about this she's like oh thank God my axes

dunzo he's a pain of my ass yeah so ladies and gentlemen this week when you have a minute would you do me a favor and go to the creepoff common vote for your pal veney please and thank you all right viny it's my turn to present a wildcard creep all right do you want to pull up the photo i put in the thumb drive of jason thorneberg sure could you know in december of twenty twenty one thorneberg was indicted for the murders of david la ross lauren phillips and mary cruz mathis and that's because in september of twenty one he killed those people dismembered their bodies and stored them under his bed of a motel in eulis texas before

waiting the bodies on fire inside a dumpster in Fort Worth. Thorneberg also confessed to the murders of two other people years before. His girlfriend, Tanya Begay, in Arizona in 2017, and his former roommate Mark Jewel in May of 2021. Thorberg said it was all a human sacrifice to God. Which God? Oh, the only, there's only one God, Vinnie. The Christian... McFoley.

The Christian God. See, Thorneberg said he has an in-depth knowledge of the Bible and believes that he was called to commit human sacrifices. He even attended a leadership conference taught by one of his victims. On a worksheet, he wrote that he wanted to be a missionary and said his greatest strength was a sense of purpose, a sense of destiny that must be achieved. So this guy's reading the Bible and going, oh, this is telling me, I need to kill people for God, which is interesting because a lot of people don't get that interpretation from the

Bible. Well, then they're not reading the first couple books. That's very, that could be true. You got to start at the beginning. There's a lot of God telling people to smite other people. It's in there, Carl. You've got to look hard. You don't have to look that hard.

Thornburg admitted to investigators. He was being called to commit sacrifices and even ate a victim's heart and other parts of the bodies, which was detailed in the guilt-innocence phase of the trial. So this guy, they come to him, they're like, all right, these dumpster people that we found burning, you just remembered them, right?

He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did that. Why would you do that? Oh, I did it for God. Oh, also, I was eating them. For God. For God. God wanted him to eat the heart and other parts of the body. The 44-year-old was found guilty of capital murder on Wednesday.

This is Wednesday of just this past week. It is now up to the jury to decide whether he is sent to the death row or if he spends life in prison without parole. They're trying to figure out, is he a danger? If we give him the death penalty, would that be better than allowing him to be part of the prison population? I don't care. on trial here, Carl. Can he be in Jen Pop? Is that?

Are we cool with that? What's the deal? You can't really put a cannibal in Jen Pop, can you? I don't know. We'll find out because that's my creep. Jason Thornburg, the cannibal who murdered five people for God. Can I just say some? The worst reason to murder people.

I understand revenge. No. I understand sports. For God is the worst reason to kill people. Listen, when you say to me, God and human sacrifice don't go together, It's fucking peanut butter and jelly. The whole Jesus thing is a human sacrifice so that you don't have to feel bad when you touch yourself.

I see. You got it all figured out, don't you, Vinny? Well, no, it's what the whole thing is. The whole thing, the point of it all is the one guy died so that they don't have to kill animals anymore. Look it up. Tell me I'm wrong. Vote for Vinny at the Creepoff. How many pages of this book do I have to read to look this up?

I don't know if I have the time. I just summed it up for you. All right, good. Very good. So, guys, vote for Carl, Jason Thornberg, the cannibal. serial killer vote for Carl at the creepoff.com. Thank you very much.

Stephen Plattle, the daughter fucker. You know, you know what to do. Oh, buddy. It is a very special holiday today. Of course, us folks in the U.S. are be celebrating Thanksgiving coming up this Thursday. Wednesday night, if you're in the Rochester area,

we have Isotopia at Radio Social. My band The Isos will be performing two sets Wednesday night. for Thanksgiving with guest lead singers and a bunch of cover songs or you could stop over to comedy at the Carlson around 8 o'clock and you come see my show. New comic night

stands up to Alzheimer's. That's right. I'm raising money for the Alzheimer's Association. The end this year tickets are 10 bucks. I have 20 comics. They're all competing. And you guys who are in the crowd get to be the judge as to who wins our show is also raising money for my favorite charity, which is boob jobs for runaways.

It's a very important charity. It's a lot of flat girls who leave home all right listen i'm getting out my wallet yeah but i still want you all i mean i'll give i'll give garl so it is uh because thanksgiving is this thursday it is super chat monday and the way we celebrate that on super chat monday is we read your super chat said with michael c we bring the boom that's what we do wow so holy shit is that embarrassing Funny fact You used to like AEW right

Oh it's the horse This week If you follow AEW social media Why was the crowd into it? They weren't They're just all fucking around It was like a pay-per-view thing That they had them on too

They had them on the free show Which was interesting Because they were trying to get people To tune into the free show To maybe buy the pay-per-view Oh you had to pay to see that? No you got that match for free It was in the first hour

Then the pay-per-view was after that So it was like them trying to get people tuned into it to pay for the pay-per-view after. How much money did you have to pay? What's the name of the wrestler that AJ fought? Oh, QT. Marshall. Okay, QT. Marshall. How much money you have to pay that guy to get body slanned by Big Justice?

That's the most embarrassing thing. That's humiliating. Yeah. And he sold it very well. He might be the great... QT. Marshall might be the greatest wrestler on planet Earth. I agree with you. He actually made it look like those people know what they're fucking doing.

I want to see some QT. Marshall shirts out there, folks. I would get one. Yes. He really is the champ. And you want to know the most annoying part about the social media from AEW this week? What's that? It was filled with The Rizzler. I didn't know who the fuck this kid was until he was on the WATP thing with Bosco.

What the fuck is that? He's like a little retarded kid that they wheel out. He's like, oh. Yeah. When he was on with Mario Bosco, they were trying to get him to like talk or do something because he's just like guy who poses on social media. So they go, you play baseball. What position do you play? he goes i'm in the outfield but i like just put dirt on my hat and then i just put my head down

the dirt falls off they're like okay so you're just a tired great great conversation maybe he'll be a wrestler yes that's true he's already been hit on the hat a few too many times it seems like coof is here thanking us for not killing ourselves and i always say coofe thank you for not killing yourself sir you're welcome coofe uh michael p thanks for the two bucks how about an open mouth kiss uh a mom slash wife go bills course we we open mouth kiss we open mouth kiss as a mom-wife. Dang Listen, thanks for the five euros. What do you think about Lenny Dykstra entering the Davelverse and how do you say

fuck you in Stunter? Yes, I actually did WAPE yesterday, our midweek show with E. Rock. It's not out yet. But I will be out this week. Dykstra is in the Davelverse? Dykstra. So listen to this. The legend reached out to Lenny Dykstra and said, well, you go on Stuttering John's show

for $250. And he was so insulted by the dollar amount that he went to Twitter to motherfucker Stuttering John for such a lame offer and then everyone on Twitter went oh my gosh do you even know what Suttering John's up to and they all started sending him video clips and links and all this shit and Lenny

was tweeting away with everyone so I think he's officially in the dabalvers fucking Lenny Creepoff Hall of Fame dabelvers overlap no he's not he's the Creepoff Hall of Fame he was number one in there I know he is speaking of which I got a tease

for you guys for a bonus episode I'm going to try to get it done. Carl's going on vacation this week. He's not going to be with us Friday or Monday. So I'm not sure what's going to happen Friday. It is kind of a holiday weekend. But Monday, I got a plan. We're going to miss you, buddy. We'll miss you. What are you going to do? You got all figured out? Working out of it. But I have an opportunity for a bonus episode with someone who had a very close relationship with the Creepoff Hall of Famer. Oh, you get the exclusive interview. Really? Is it a Vitzikman's girlfriend who was getting paid $200,000 a year? Nope. could that be cool

nope nope so should I say who it is or should I just keep his here okay well folks dick dandy dick is coming on and I'm going to interview him about just about Maddox

and his relationship with Maddox when they first met what that was like the real minutia of how those two met his impressions at first you know I really want to get to know how that got to where it got because there's so much

so many like little things like wouldn't you want to sit there and watch opi and anthony towards the end when they were falling apart and all those little things that happened in between when they went to commercial i want to know about that of course that's what i want to know about so dick has agreed to do the interview we're going to get into creep up patreon so it'll be uh i guess the third edition of the maddicks hall of fame i love it i love it that's fantastic we needed the trilogy for that so that's outstanding yeah that's what's going on there now we got another super chat came in uh michael c don't talk shit about the risler moon

head. Whoa, we got a Rizzler fan over here. You got it. No problem. I won't. I shouldn't call a child names, probably. Oh, you can call him Rizzler a retard. It's fine. He's not going to be upset by it until someone explains to him what it means.

It's his parents' fault for putting him out there. Is he that guy's kid? He's not even that AJ's kid. He's got another dad who wants to have a star as a son and doesn't think anything bad's going to happen. how does this even happen so does this

Rizzler senior say to what's the guy's name AJ? AJ's the son or AJ's the father okay so it says AJ hey listen my kid's just as stupid look as yours he's slightly more fat can he be in your videos and they went yeah

this is Synergy right here this is TikTok Synergy just unbelievable hey while we're talking about other shows and things like that I just want to give a shout out to my my boy Blind Mike Geary for his presentation of the Beggie Monster on yesterday's

Blind Mike Project if you haven't checked it out. Oh, I can't wait. Aaron Imholt introduced a new character on Stealtoe, the Beggy Monster and Mike and Craig ran with it. It was fantastic. The Beggy Monster. Very fun stuff. Labor and Mystic thanks for the two bucks. Ideas.

Window washer, Roofer, heavy machine operator. Just things that get us killed. I like it. Yeah. Why not? Okay. Thank you. You know, I was a washer back in the day you might be able to nominate me where are you getting these suggestions from just sadistic assholes no that's four categories for the show oh i thought he was talking

about the wheel of consequences you're gonna make you put a roof on someone's house you retard god the risler would look at you like hey stupid catch up i deserve that i deserve that wow all right vini what we're ready to do a carl's cop cam fuck yeah I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham Fight with the cops for no reason Will you please show me cause cop can Lose all your rights Ruin your life

All right my clip one We're going to meet Stephanie Now Stephanie brought her dog to the emergency vet I'm sure you've had to do that before Vinny It's not a fun thing to do It's the goddamn worst it's the worst place ever the people there every time you go there there there's like three dogs being put down yeah people bawling crying in the waiting room sure you have them being

overcharged for them to kill their dogs as well so there's always someone they're yelling about the price of something yes it's not a good place to be it can oftentimes be stressful and chaotic and Stephanie was there with her dog and she was not getting along with the employees there and so she says, all right, I just got to go and get some cigarettes and a bottle of water. I'll come back. And when she comes back, she's confronted with what we're about to see in my clip number one. All right. Let's see what happens.

Officers go to an animal hospital to investigate a rowdy woman. Wow. They called the cops because I want to get cigarettes and water? Hold on, Stephanie. Relax. Right right here, okay? They just told me to go inside. Listen. Listen, I had them call you so I could talk to you.

What are you talking to? Why are you being so aggressive right now? Because she called me and it pissed me up. You asked me a question, then you don't let me finish. Get the fuck out of my face. Get the fuck out of my face. You'll approach to me. Okay.

Why, your dog is fine, okay? Okay, all right, please, please get your ego out. Tell me how you're in charge and I'm just a little here. Okay. Does that make you feel big because you're so short? Stand up. She's fun. Hmm.

I don't know if I care for her attitude. You don't think, you don't think, she has the right attitude to these police officers, many? No, I do not. Yeah, I think he might be right about that. So she's very quickly detained, as you'll see in my next clip here. Hold on a second. Chat, Sam Bibley, great call.

Chat, what's the funniest place you've ever been trespassed from? We'll hit it as soon as we're done watching the videos. I want to know. Okay, sounds good. All right, next clip. She's being detained. Yes. Why did they call the cops? I want my... We're trying to figure out... Well, I don't know. This is a fucking emergency room for fucking my dog just choking and dying

I'm like facey breath. Yeah. Is your dog okay? I don't know. That's when you guys are preventing me from to be in the room with them. Here's what we're going to do. Okay, we'll go in there. Let me know.

What? You're going to arrest me because I wouldn't get cigarettes and water and I'm angry and I'm rude. You can't do that. So am I, am I being detained because I'm going to walk. You are. I am being detained. See, I know the law. My sister is a cop.

Okay. So you cannot. But I didn't do anything wrong. What did I do wrong? Sir. What did I do wrong? That's disorderly conduct. So freedom of speech.

For that. freedom of speech you know my father-in-law and uncle are both lawyers does that mean i know the law i love what people say like yeah my sister does this for a living like neat i have three uncles who are mechanics may i work on your car car yeah sure it's not broken but see what you can do i mean go for it what a stupid thing now one thing you should remember is we get this idea that you're allowed to be rude to the cops and say what you want to to do them because they kind to agree that's correct sure just because there is freedom of speech in america but there is the difference between disorderly contact.

When the police are contacting you, questioning you there to speak to you, and you're yelling and screaming and being belligerent towards them, that is therefore disorderly conduct. It's completely different that just walking by a cop and being rude. It also never helps your situation. It's never the right approach to this. But maybe it'll go well for Stephanie. Maybe she'll learn her lesson and she'll calm down.

Let's see what happens next. Okay. Get out if they want her arrested because then I'll put cups on this lady. Oh, shit. You cannot detain you this. I don't kill about your sister. Look, sir. I can detain you.

You are detained right now. I'm sorry. I'm just really upset about my fucking, I get it. I get it. Okay, then you're going to put him into the police station. We only want is to be of my dog. How f*** is that? You need to relax. But you're making me upset.

I'm not making you upset. You are making you upset. You're saying you're going to arrest me. I got to view my dog. Then shut off. Okay. The vet tells an officer they want her arrested for disorderly conduct. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. You can go on your back. No, no. No. What are you doing? You're done. You're done. Wait, please, please, please.

Now you're under arrest. All right. Bail and a vet bill. What a bad night. Right, yes. Can you imagine? They're going to double charge you for doing nothing and they want you arrested. Jesus.

All right, so she is put under arrest and she's a real problem with this female officer that she likes to tease for her height, as we'll see in this next clip. She's still going at that, huh? Yep. But you've got, you brought up being detained. You're like, oh. Great. She's fucking, oh, I got to bring her down. Let me take... Can I give you some advice, Stephanie?

Just, if you would just be quiet. Just stop, that's an excellent idea. Stop pushing me, you little-ass fucking short bitch. God. I bet nobody liked you in high school. Thanks, Patrick. I know, that's always a guy. I bet you weren't even popular in high school because I was.

Like, okay, cool. Now we see where you're coming from. How's your dog? Yeah, right. Oh, is that... Do I hear your dog? dog choking to death right now? I can't tell. Is that your dog?

Yeah, I don't care for this woman's attitude. Now, unfortunately, the police are very polite. I don't know why. They're too nice to this woman. She's being an asshole. Well, I'm going to, I will say this. That one cop was maybe feeding into it a little bit too much. Like, he was answering her aggression with more aggression, which just was going to keep things going, right? I don't know. You know, we did a bonus show. We did all cop cams on Friday.

And my buddy, Johnny Furiko, was on here, former detective for the RPD. and his perspective on these things was great he really understood when they cuffed that one skinny bitch immediately he's like oh yeah you have to do that these women these skinny little women they're like cats they can jump sideways out of a corner you never know where they're going to go you're right but what I'm saying here though

in this particular case is that if a woman comes at you like that and you're the officer and she's being that aggressive yeah the best thing to do is just shoot her I would agree with that I'm saying That is what they should have done, for sure. You don't need to stay there and yell. Well, Vinnie, now that she's in the back of the cop car, I'm sure she's going to quiet down, right?

Oh, probably not, if I had to guess. To feel better because, you didn't like being called short? Like, fucking go to therapy, bro. I think you need it more than me. You need it more than me, stuff. You know, like, nobody likes the cops anymore because you guys just do what you want. Even you broke the law. Disorderly counts up?

I wasn't proven. We have witnesses. Oh, yeah. And maybe I needed a little bit of somebody to be nice than me But you guys just approached me So fucking mean She agrees with you, Betty.

She was just looking for Some TSC. No, I don't agree with her. Did you get my clip five? This is when she first gets in the car. Okay, here we go. Shut up. Like, you have no power over me.

Just don't have in handcuffs? Fucking bitch. Oh, oh, I will. Why don't you shove me so you can feel like a bigger man? Push your chest out of. little more. Fucking asshole.

Why are you upset? Oh, I don't know. My fucking dog's in the vet. And then you guys are just going to laugh about this later. Well, I am. Freedom I was arrested for freedom of speech. This is fucking crazy, dude.

This is crazy. I thought this was America. Right. She's definitely Stan Myers right now. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was America. This is America? She is really quite the cunt.

Okay. So we're going to find out the reason. now, Vinnie, that there were three patrol cars waiting for her when she got back to the vet with... See, that's the other thing. We didn't see what she did originally to get to get the call. I want to know what happened. Correct.

Shut up. Like, I'm going to fucking do anything? How much, like, do you guys like jack off to this, like the power to? Because I would really, like me. You could just arrest people that didn't even do anything wrong. Just because he didn't like them and they stood up to you. Can't arrest people for that? No, but we can't arrest people for disorderly conunding.

I was so nice in that place. And you... The officer just referenced. The officer just referenced. The officer just referenced Stephanie's behavior at the vet that caused her arrest. The report indicates she entered the hospital highly intoxicated and aggressive while cussing at employees.

Before the police arrived, Stephanie left to go get water from a convenience store, which explains why officers were ready for her by the time she returned. Imagine being such an asshole at the vet that three cop cars are waiting for you when you get back. At this point, I would be like, oh, I fucked up. I'm so sorry. Was I rude to people or what's going on? dogs in there, what should I do? Instead, she takes the exact opposite approach. Fuck you

all. You all suck. You're short. You're a dick. It's like, that's not going to help out your situation here. You know, I also like to think that the vet people probably do take sympathy into account. Like, they're dealing with people who are dealing with like their sick animals that they love a lot. They have highly emotional people coming in all the time. Yeah. This is not new to them. That's how much of an asshole she is. And they're just like, we don't want her in this building. ever again she's not allowed here oh god all right so now they're going to uh take the cuffs off of her now that she's back at the precinct let's see how this is that going to be a mistake just take them off hands on the wall well yeah no shit all right oh i'm so scared you just arrested me

because you know what she's a little crazy she just needed somebody to be nice to her but you come up to me so rude and i'm all going to be rude back i tried i did and then i was listening stop moving so i could take the handcuff oh oh you're scared You can't throw them. Stephanie, this will go a lot quicker. Oh, no, she doesn't know how to take handcuffs all. She's clearly her tic because she can't take it off. She's just making it tighter because she's in-year.

She likes pain. I mean, I like pain so it doesn't phase me. Make it tighter. Oh, yeah. I'm thinking death penalty, right? Does that seem appropriate for this behavior? You don't even need a judge. Nope.

We got all the evidence we need. Let's just get a jury in here. So listen, I didn't want to do this. on the show like this. I want to have a real serious nonsense, but I'm going to run for governor of New York and I'm going to equip every single jail with a wood chipper that they could throw people like this into. Thank you.

Thank you for that. And also, don't even clean it up. I want the other people who are coming in to see that they mean business at this dude, I want it to shoot out into the parking lot where people pull up into. So it's like yeah, that's a good scared straight program right there. Yeah. Vote for

me. I'm voting for you, but I thank you buddy. All right. So now She's got to get her boots off here Let's see how she handles this Take your boots off You take them off You take them off Imagine you need you to take your boots off

No I'm taking them off Get your foot out of my face You don't fucking scary I'm gonna shut her down over here I'm doing it I'm sorry I'm sorry Imagine continuing to be this belligerent

After everything that's happening to you You've been driven back to the police station they're searching you and you're still being such a dick she just shoved her foot in the cop's face and you take my boot off it's like that face right there what an asshole if i'm this cop right here he looks not amused like look at him oh i fish hooker i just fucking fish hooker yeah he's he's not doing what he wants to be doing this evening he has better things to be working on i think so this is a fun little thing that happens in my clip number 10 here

Vennie I'm just upset and I have a lot of mental problems as well yes you have a lot of mental problems obviously I shouldn't be here this is a sponge for my vagina when I'm my period I don't know why I did my shoe

can I throw it away yeah you can throw that away or just put it missed the garbage can it's called the C sponge I didn't know Well, that was embarrassing. Yeah.

She started to like king shit and all of a sudden her fucking C sponge falls out of her vagina. She's like, oh, shit. Whoops. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know that got there. There's some ping pong balls. What else is up here? Is there some sort of pulling out like those flags?

Are those by keys? She's got a clown cunt. Wow. All right. So she's all upset because her dog. She's no one's going on with her dog. She thought she's watched the dog choke on something and die. And so now she's going to get some good news.

Let's see if she handles this well. Your dog's okay. How do you know? You're just saying that. I just came from the vet. What did they say? What's wrong? Nothing was wrong.

Shut up. You're lying then. Promise. It was dying. It came up to me and he was like, like, dying. No, I want to call him and ask him myself, and then you're lying to me. No, no.

She is an ugly cryer. Eich. Was that crying? Did she go all bail and Duprean on us in a second? Yeah, that did look like some Tourette's, isn't it? It did. She was trying to get some kind of emotion to come out of her. Because she goes back and forth between she's upset and then she's mad and then she's hilarious.

It was either emotion or a demon. There's something going out of there. Yes, the Beggy Monster. It's coming out in her. See is for cash. Give it to me. That's the Beggy Monster. I like that.

Yeah. All right. So she's still confrontation. Even though she's not being detained in a cell They're like, all right, we've got to fill out some paperwork You're going to just like hang out on this bench It's just never ends with this woman Hmm

Yep Do you need a traumatic or anything like that No, I do I always did You didn't like that I said What are you can detain me to be rude And you're like

Yeah, let me ask them You are so excited Like you I don't control You should ever say because what That has nothing to do with it We're going to issue a citation for disorderly conduct you cannot go back there you have 24 hours to arrange to have your dog picked up but you can't go get it can you can you know it for me or you just go and get him and bring him to me i'll

love these people who think that the police work for them all of a sudden yeah we watched one where the guy was like uh can you give us a ride the dad of the restaurant yeah right so they're like listen ma'am your dog is fine but that clinic never wants to see you in and ever again so you are not allowed to go pick up your dog. She's like, well, then you guys go get thy dog for me. And you won't fucking believe this. But the police are so nice. They call up and they say, can we come with her if we're an escort to pick up the dog? And they say, sure. So they are literally going to drive her back to the vet to get her dog. And you'd think she'd be like, guys, you didn't have to do this. This is so nice of you. But no, Vinny, you'd be wrong.

This is her riding back to the vet with that short cop again. I hope the cops just lie to her. or take it to the vet so they could, like, euthanize her? I wish it would be funnier if they're just like, oh, actually, no, your dog was put down. There it is. Like, why aren't you even a cop? You're, like, four feet tall in your weak. Like, what a motherfuck would beat your ass?

Like, why the fuck would you even become a... Shut up. I can talk in here if I want. Did I touch a button? Yes, mommy. You want a Ryan... Yes, mommy. You're so scary. Hey, I get it. I'd be a... I'd be a terrible cop. I'd be robbing people.

I'd be doing crazy shit. Because I could get away with it. off on everybody you can't help it okay wow this is her getting a ride from the nice police officer to go get her dog from the vet you're right i do hope they bring out the dog in a garbage bag and just drop it on the camera for it was actually fine that we suffocated in this bag have what i say thanks one of the ass all stephanie sucks that's uh carol's cop cam this week good job carol you guys ready for some voicemails yes the creep off voicemail segment is Brought you by the city of Syracuse.

Happy Thanksgiving. In the spirit of the holidays, please only take home as much roadkill as you plan to eat. See you in Syracuse. Save some for the rest of us, Syracusers. There's only so many dead possums to go around. Mm-hmm. All right, Carl.

Hey, Carl. Hey, Vinnie. I just wanted to tell you, Carl. Just listen to the bonus episode with great as normal, but you're irreplaceable, my friend. It doesn't matter what terrorist acts have been done. It doesn't matter what heroes have liberated other countries. No matter what deck I'm playing with, they'll always be my ace of clubs.

That's not good. That's not a good thing. Our old pal D.P.'s checking in. Hey, guys, your old pal D.P. I have an idea for a bonus episode. I think a Syracuse Scumstream special would be freaking awesome. You guys could have, uh, there's the name Brian, the voice of Syracuse, like, have him on it.

I think that'd be fun. Yeah, that's it. You guys have, also, you guys have a Florida song? We need a Syracuse singer, man. Like, Brian's got to have, our voice of Syracuse guy has got to come up with a song for whenever there's a creep from Syracuse. But anyhow, love all three of you, bye. That is a good idea.

I get McBride on here and do a Syracuse stream. I've invited McBride on multiple times, but he's very busy during the day. when we usually do shows sure so we'd have to schedule it for a weird time but i'm definitely game to do it he's one of these guys actually has a real job and a life please macdonalds doesn't just let you leave to go record a podcast that's true they're very strict with the schedules oh may i please take some time off from flipping the macbrews oh so i like the idea of the syracuse stinger i don't know the macbriads the right kind to do it but i think we could definitely make that happen if someone wants to volunteer send it something i we need a syracuse stinger someone else

Syracuse Stinger Contest. Let's do it. Let's get it in there. I got a voicemail. Came out on the WATP hotline. All right. On for the creep-off. So, Carl, after all my efforts, you lost the round, didn't you?

You had to spin the wheel. And even this week, the creep you've bought in for the creepiest exterminates. Fucking poor effort, man. I mean, I still voted. But, well, I mean, not for you this week. Obviously, come on. Pick someone who's an actual creep, for God's sake. Pissing on cats.

That's hilarious. but with they've got a tip for you I've had a strip of hair a wax strip pulled off of my chest quite painful it actually bled it bled from the follicles

so I don't think you're man enough to have quite such a thick rug as my troll like constitution however what's it new girl was right about the rash being pretty bad so just a tip for you

I'm sure you haven't done it by now if you're you know serious about it you could have he's done this age ago, get something like him, an aloevira, or maybe even a skin healing cream, antibiotic sort of antiseptic-ish kind of thing. He's probably going to need that. Thanks, Ben. Thanks, boner guy. Always looking out for me. I appreciate that. Thanks, boner guy. I just have one question. Oh, I was a boner guy. Oh, wait, that's the answer. Are you a boner guy? That's the question.

I got one here for you, Carl. Hey, there, green boss. It's, uh, Mick the MOOC, aka the God's Goblin. Long time, I'm listening. Love the show. Hey, De Carl. But, hey, Vinny, I just wanted to call in and just point out this little fact toy that I just been noticing. Carl's a virgin.

You ever, you ever notice that? Like John and Aaron, them's got kids. Chris, he's got kids. Yep. You've got to get the Sto Gets to have kids, right? Oh, yeah. Carl, I'm starting them virgin rumors again. Because I know they're true this time.

You ain't got no kids. You're a virgin. Don't call me back. Okay. Carl. Got me there. I don't want to tell this guy. I don't have kids either.

It's fucked up. I didn't want to say anything. I didn't want to embarrass you. Yeah. Maybe we should just both get a hooker or something and impregnate it. Oh, yeah. Impregnating hookers is a great idea, Vinny. That's what we should do.

Wow. That's a great idea, Vinny. Let's impregnate a hooker together. Jesus Christ I mean you've had some bad ideas in your life in your time and holy shit No no you were going to go first Oh you want to go second

Yeah you want my sloppy seconds with a pregnant hooker Clean up baby All right that's going to be behind the paywall everybody If you want to watch us and pregnant a hooker If you want to see us Eiffel Tower a hooker Yes that's only on our Patreon Is that going to go on the double wheel of consequences That is a Patriot exclusive.

Jesus Christ. All right. Last one. Hey, with the Vinny. Love the show. Hey, the Carl. No more goblin. I've done with the goblin.

I hit the wrong one. Sorry. Podcast prophet here. Holy Spirit is speaking through me. Uh, Carl. What the fuck? Do you just like losing? Like, a guy that

eat on some stuff and harassed a cat? Like, I don't know, I mean, I, I'm kind of one of those guys. It's like, hey, you know, it's people over fucking animals every time. As horrific as it is to torture a cat or, you know, rape a dog or whatever. Vinny's guy was, you know, cranking it in front of a fucking, you know, I'm still voting for you because I don't like fucking Vinny. Thank you. But, like, come on, man, do fucking better.

You're going to lose this fucking. around if you don't pick it up. He's right. Your creep, all your creep did was jerk off from a woman who's seen a billion people jerk off. She's so old. She's seen every fucking guy jerk off before.

Like, it's that traumatizing for it. She had a daughter, so I know she wasn't a virgin. So, yeah, you're probably right. I still won, though. Yeah, let's not even pretend that your creep was creeper than my creep. Carl, he. He peed on the toys, Vinny. He sat there.

He sat there. He went and laid on this old woman's couch. She just jerked off. afterwards for two days she walked it who's like hey come look at my dick it might be bleak come on Carl Carl I got you on that one buddy

you did you somehow won that one through hard work and dedication I believe that was all the voice sales we have that would make it time for a scum parade take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made

scum parade Vinny and Carl going to tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade Like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat scum parade Where to start off in Florida today, Carl I want to introduce you to a high school football coach

A beloved high school football coach In fact, this guy, his name is Max Edwards. He was the head football coach at the Miami Jackson Senior High School. Before that, he coached at Miami Northwestern Senior High School for a decade where he led the team to three state championships. He's a winner. This guy is a winner. So here's the problem with being a football coach at a high school. Sometimes they make you go cover classes and shit.

Sure. Even though you're the football coach, wants some championships. They make you go handle the classes. Well, this guy really didn't. care about that part of the job much, I guess. Because here's a picture of him at work, Carl.

Let's see if I could find this. Right here. Here he is at his desk watching pornography in front of the kids. Okay. So you see the football coach, the star football coach, three state championships in 10 years, watching porn, and you want to

narc on him? Did he make you want to lap? Are you mad at the coach who didn't start you? In the big game against the rival? Who the fuck is tannling on this guy? That's right. The creep here is the tattel tail. Yes, correct.

This guy's won a state championship, not guilty. Three, Carl, free. He could do this three times and we'd have to forgive him technically. Correct. This cannot know how fucking sports works. He got fired. Oh, that's fucked up. Yeah.

I feel bad for him. They're doing an investigation. He hasn't been charged that I've seen. But he was let go. I feel, I feel slightly bad for him. Not really. I don't know why you'd watch porn with your pants on anyway, but whatever. Hey, he's a coach.

He's having a good time. He's at his job. He's not a complete monster. Oh, what's this sweetie up to? This is Reese Louise Myers, Carl. She's 25. Uh-huh. She's a mother of a two-year-old.

Very cute hair. Yep, yep. I'm guessing a larger woman did this for her at the cell block. Mm-hmm. She has a two-year-old child who, she left at home for days all alone. Well, she went to go meet a guy in San Antonio that she met on Hinge. Oh, okay. So

what's she supposed to do? Bring a two-year-old out with her to a date? That's not appropriate. I mean, if I was the guy, I wouldn't be happy with that. No, exactly. That would be a dick move. So it's like, yeah, I guess the kids got to stay home for a little bit. Officers from the Killeen Police Department arrived at the scene around 9 a.m. after calls about the welfare

of a child were made, officer told that the child was hanging out near a broken window and a Aggressive dog was trying to attack the child. Trying to attack the child? I think that this dog was the babysitter. It was just laying down the law. That's what I'm thinking.

I feel like the government needs to get out of our lives, Carl. Correct. Do you think dogs can't be babysitters now? Is that what you're trying to tell me? Speciesist. Upon the arrival, they observed a child protruding from the window that was repaired with a plexiglass sheeting and cardboard.

It was not shattered. Responding deputies also noted that the child was only, wearing a t-shirt with the visible feces on his skin and showing signs of diaper rash. Oh, he doesn't ought to change his own diapers. Those kids stupid two-year-old. Officers conducted a sweep of the apartment and showed the child was alone, with the exception of two dogs. Officers contacted the mother of a child who advised that she was currently in San Antonio

and had been there since the day before. Okay. According to the affidavit, there were several baby precautions set up around the house, which was nice. Nice. Including that the accused had intended to leave the child alone without any baby indicating that she was leaving the child loan without a babysitter. Cops noticed that the doors had been closed off a baby gate blocking off the kitchen area

had been set up and dead bolts were locked on the doors and windows. When the officials connected with Myers, she claimed that she had contacted a babysitter through Facebook to look after the child. But you know fucking Zuckerberg, that shit isn't going to work. That's true. They can look into that sort of thing now. So they reached out to the babysitter who said she hadn't talked to the woman since December. she also showed her Facebook messages to the police's proof.

Officers then demanded that she returned back to killing, but Myers did not comply. Ultimately, she was arrested in November 5th. That's my favorite part about this. Like, this guy can lace a pipe because the police are like, yeah, we're in your apartment with your two-year-old here and these dogs. You need to come home right now. She's like, no, no, no. I'm not done my new boyfriend yet. We're having too much fun over here.

The affidavit says that another woman who claims that Myers lived with her for a month in October. of 2023, approached the cops and said that Myers showed signs of neglect towards the child then. Oh, she's selfish this one? Yeah, well, Myers was living with him, but she said she would allegedly leave the house a night and sometimes not return into the next day. She also claimed that Myers would tell her that the child would sleep through the night and it was fine to worry about it. Mom, not needs to party.

She's been being a mom all day. Well, thank God you and Casey Anthony, this kid. That's, well, she tried. It's close. Well, no, she left the dogs to watch. it and she made sure that the window was fixed with cardboard before she left that's always good uh right car let's meet uh this butch shall we this is savanna oh i know that is it's kennedy from uh mtv's 120 minutes this is uh savanna rene adams she's 28 years old she's from virginia

she was on bond for a pipe attack has been charged with first degree murder for literally burning another woman to death while she sat on a couch this woman was sitting on a couch yeah and she was burned to death yeah this is the woman Tiffany Nicole Dumford this reminds me that's the victim right then

that's the victim this reminds me of that Mitch Hedberg joke it's like if you have legs and are flammable you are never blocking a fire exit how does this woman not get up from the couch oh shit the place I'm sitting on it's on fire this is uncomfortable would you like to see the results of it

this is the picture of where this happened it was a outside of a trailer in virginia this one was sitting on a couch outside yep you ever sat on the couch outside before many when i was like a teenager okay so like you're smoking dubies with the boys yeah because i was trying to figure out why is there a couch outside anyway because it looks like a trailer park i'm just sitting here not being a victim just sitting outside on the couch and then here comes savannah she comes running in and she throws was a bunch of fucking gasoline on the poor woman and fucking murders her, sets her on fire. That's some scene right there.

You know, the victim's cousin came out and said that she did not deserve to be burned. Bold statement right there. Glad that they included that in the article. Now my cousin Denise. That bitch. I don't know if it deserves to be burned to death. Yeah, we call her five alarm Denise because one of these days. This cousin's not even a liar.

I don't know why they would do that. Yeah, she was out on bond for a tag. Jacking another woman with a pipe in October of last year. So Savannah. Savannah is a problem, everybody. Stone Man says, look at Carl having his couch indoors, thinks he's better than everyone. That is correct. All my couches are indoors.

You're so elitist. I agree. All right, Carl, let's go to Thailand for our last story today, shall we? Nothing bad happens in Thailand. Well, let's not go crazy. This woman's name is Sarat Ragus Sadawatha-Porn. 36 years old. I'll give you full credit for that one.

Thank you. I was waiting for me to try it. She's accused of murdering 14 friends with cyanide, Carl. Okay. She pled guilty of putting poison in a wealthy friend's food and drink while they were on a trip last year. Relatives of the friend refused to accept that they died of natural causes and an autopsy found traces of cyanide in their bodies. I'm not a nutritionist. I think you know that about me.

But I do know the cyanide is bad for you. Yeah. She's been sentenced to death. So let's start there. She's definitely guilty. and they are going to kill her for this shit. Police say that Sarat dubbed AM side-eyed, whatever, had a gambling addiction and targeted friends she owed money to,

then stole their jewelry and their valuables. So if you have a gambling addiction and you're not as funny as Norm McDonald, this is the other solution. Yes. Good to know. Okay. Poison your friends, take their shit. Also, does Suttering John know about this solution?

Borrow money first. Yes. To lose, poison your friends, then take their shit. I'm wondering John know about the solution? If you owe someone money, you can just poison their food and have them killed? What was that guy's name, Mike, who was playing cards with him over at Anthony's house. So I don't I'd keep going to the ATMs. Like, that guy's life was in danger, whether he knows it or not.

I was thinking more about Vince, the lawyer, who John does not want to pay back. Oh, Vince will be fine. You think Vince would survive cyanide? I think Vince. He's like a cockroach. Yeah, maybe. Can't kill him. He looks like he's in good shape.

so this person Seraporn Kawang 32 was a friend and they weren't on this trip together and she collapsed and died after her meal with Sarah who made no effort to help her investigators said traces of cyanide were found in Singapore

Siri porn's body and her phone money and bags were missing when she was found and she got away with it 13 times before this 13 times Wow. Her former husband was an ex-police officer and her lawyer who handed prison terms of one year and four months

and two years respectively for hiding evidence to help her evade prosecution. So she had help. She must give some really good head. They also pleaded not guilty before. Well, you know what it was? She probably borrowed money from them too. And they're like, ah, we're never to get it back. Good point.

So the ex-husband gave himself up last year. Police said he most likely helped her poison an ex-boyfriend. friend. So I was ordered to pay Seraport's family $2 million bot. So like $50. Yeah. Not good. Not good. She's going to be executed. I don't know if they're going to do it with

cyanide. How can we don't do that? Why don't they just put her on a couch? Oh, sorry, Ron. Cover it in gasoline. I light it on fire. That'd be a fun way to do executions. Why, listen, I know we're against cruel and unusual punishment. They try to make it. Supposedly us. Okay.

The people who speak for us. Sure. There's all sorts of... The founding fathers. Yeah. We didn't want to have any fun. I mean, we've always tried to air on the safe side with this stuff just a case. The founding fathers are like, remember those witch trials?

Like, should we say something about that in the Constitution? Like, well, we'll lewd to do it. The, uh, my point was we try to err on the side of caution. So like, say, for example, they say I murdered someone. I didn't do it. They put me on death row and they kill me and they found out after I didn't do it. it they didn't make it painful and awful for me they just killed me like quickly yeah so i guess maybe it's too uh sway to our consciences but i say fuck them up so wait what do it to do to get you

on death row even though you're innocent i like this idea you just you just planted a seed and i'm like interesting i i could see this working someone frame me for the murder of carl please frame me for the murder of carl whatever that means to you don't do that happy super chat monday to or B. 2002 with $5 saying S.J. is going to poison that kid who wrapped his presence. His neighbor who gave him the Wi-Fi password. He's got to go. And gave him white claws when he was desperate for alcohol. Oh, wow. All right. So, Carl, that's today's episode, I believe. I love it. I'm glad to be getting out of here. Are you going to be on Point Dabble Point this afternoon? I think I am. Nice. Check us out on the Point Double Point starting at four on the Who Are These Podcasts, YouTube

channel. Adam Bush will be on there. Vinnie, probably someone from the Shuling Network. It's going to be fun. We have a lot to talk about with John this week. I am very excited. I haven't been on in a while. It's been a long time for you. Yep. Can't wait. All right, folks. Remember, it's nice to be important. It's more important to be nice. Go to the creepoff.com and vote Gagia. I know y'all hungry. This is a season. I know you're hungry. Welcome. Come to Grandma's house, please have a seat. She'll pick you a plate, yeah, so you can eat. I know you see her throwing back all that food.

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Maybe some turkey. Yeah. How about ham? Please. Not that holiday fan. I got greens beans beans to let a tomato of lamb ram and dogs. Land rammed and dogs. That's like me sure they said they can't have them all.

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How about ham? Please. Not that a holiday fan. No. I got greens beans beans. Let them make up lamb ram and d'all. Lamb ram and d'all. We can't have them all

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