The Creep Off - Episode 241: Glazed?

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

Karl is off this week, so Vinnie will be joined by "Blind" Mike Geary from Who are these Socials & The Blind Mike Project. Tune in at 3pm et for a special post-thanksgiving scum parade.Check out the Scum Parade stories: Florida inmates have 'miracle' baby by using air vent to get pregnant - US News - News - Daily Express USMan offered to buy 4-year-old girl for $200 on South Beach, then exposed self, cops sayWoman poses as man's mom so he could go to high schoolBloke whose wife hacked off his manhood isn't allowed to touch her on prison visits - Daily StarMom found guilty of child abuse for abandoning son on beachMarietta police report teen mom trying to bury dead newborn in backyard | FOX 5 AtlantaPervert Pleas To Sick Cupcake Contamination | The Smoking GunMale gynecologist 'raped 87 patients and secretly recorded exams for more than 20 years' - World News - News - Daily Express USDiddy Accused of Dangling Woman Over Balcony, Facing New $10 Million LawsuitWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Oh, what's that, everybody? Carl's not here. Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. Carl's not here? I don't care. I don't care. My jokes don't go over. I don't care. Everybody. Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups.

You might want to walk away now if you ain't any of these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want, sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive, and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, coo, coo. Do do-o-o-o-o-o-wop. Disgusting Vomit-inducing thing Ola

Creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. And joining me today. It's the man with the plan. We all love him. It's Blind Mike from the Blind Mike Project.

And why are we, why are you laughing? Fuck that up. Out of the gate. Every time. Every time I practiced it, too. Man, Carl's right. I'm the worst.

Hi, Blind Mike. Hello, everyone. You get the better part of who are these socials today. Aren't you excited? This is like a super show. That's true. Carl's two work wives. We could just dish gossip, hot goss on Carl.

Isn't he the worst? Dude. I'll tell you what. What he told me he was going to do a bonus episode on Friday, and then, I saw him doing this little piggy with you guys all about Aaron Oh man I didn't realize

That took precedent Yeah that took precedent That made me very sad I'm just kidding I don't give a shit I wanted a Friday off Carl's he's Patrick Melton Carl's watching right now He said this show better be good

But not too good That's a good I think that's exactly my wheelhouse So don't worry Mine too So this might be the most mediocre of super episodes of anything ever.

Perfect. Now, it is a holiday today, Mike. Do you know what holiday it is? Cyber Monday? No, my friend. It is Super Chat Monday. So don't forget, folks. We need to see your Super Chats.

We might get a special appearance by the Beggy Monster if we don't start getting them. I can't let that be the third show I do this weekend with the Beggie Monster. I cannot let that be my Toogie. Oh, dude, I think you're well on your way you've created you've created a literal monster

all right give me money everyone oh man hey dude i got a i got a special surprise before we start our scum parade our post thanksgiving scum parade today i want to welcome her back to the show we're going to get a little update on what's going on with her danny danny readin results oh dandy please won't you post that fanny all over the Patreon Danny Danny that body's so uncanny voice moved like lamb and shandy oh yeah she's my creep girl what's up guys welcome back it's so nice of you to come check in I know that everything is super busy for you we were starting a little later today so you were able to hop on tell us tell us the important stuff how

are they holding up that baby isn't ruining them is he is she no no no no no no that didn't work out like it was supposed to, but they're still here. Okay, okay. The little baby is keeping you very busy. We've missed you the last month or so. The last time we talked, you told us you were getting a C-section and they were going to put either a clear curtain in front of you so you could see everything that's going on or what that was just covered.

I need to know, what did you choose? Did you decide to go see-through? Did you want to watch the butcherate? or did you just decide to cover it all up? Yeah, I couldn't watch. I was terrified, though, because I went, like, four days early. Like, I was at a doctor's appointment, and they were like, oh, the baby isn't, like, doing her breathing exercises. And I guess her heart rate was a little weird.

So they were like, we're going to take her today. So I got admitted to the hospital as I was at a doctor's appointment, completely not ready. Oh, wow. I hadn't even packed a bag for me. and yeah so I was terrified I'm not prepared at all I don't want to get too much into the

minutia of childbirth on account of you know gross but I need to know everybody's okay baby's good you're good everybody's happy and healthy oh definitely we're super happy or tired and overwhelmed but you know

she's doing good good be a real weird start if she was like no actually I have a heart I have horrible news. Yeah. This kid's a prick, Vitty. I just can't stand this baby. She's one of the terrible attitude.

Cries all the time. And not just like an ugly cry, too. You know, ugly cryers? You can tell? Yeah. Sure. I know she's beautiful. Are you really?

Mm-hmm. Oh, boy. Unfortunately, yeah. I hope to never make you cry, Danny. I don't think he would All right Congratulations to you I think he's pretty violent

When he's angry The last time I was here He was yelling a lot Oh yeah that's true I do yell He was a little scary I've been told that I have an anger problem

By Carl But He like Because I yelled at him But he kind of deserved it So it's like Sounds about right Okay

Sometimes you have to yell You know He's right I do Danny at Danny Desolation on Instagram I'm glad everybody is okay and that you're okay

and we can't wait to meet this little baby and we hope that you you know keep it together oh yeah we will and I'm so glad to be back I've missed you guys well we're glad to have you back

we'll see you next week all right I did Carl a favor and I didn't have her read the results from last week I wanted to see his face when he gets them. Well, that's exciting. For me, for me, it's very excited.

Do you know what, what's the score? Where are we at right now? So currently it is 1-0. I am in the lead. And last week was Wild Card. And the damnedest thing happened, Mike. I picked a creep, and Carl picked the same guy. But the way we do the things,

and behind the scenes, it'll peek behind the curtain folks, is we won't, whoever picks their creep first for the week will send a text message to the other person saying, my creep is, like it's a dibs thing. So I sent him an email and a text message with that guy's name, and then he sends me a thing the next day going, oh yeah, my creep is this person. I'm like, well, you totally missed it all, pal. So he had to scramble last week. And a lot of people are giving him a hard time because of that. And I don't think that's fair. Why not?

I'm just trying to make him feel better. Those are the brakes. That's showbiz, baby. What can I tell you? We can't sit here and cry all day for Carl. This is a game show. What do you want? Well, I also am thinking to myself,

I'm feeling bad for the guy who's down in Florida right now swimming around in his pool, kicking his little webbed claws around. And here I am. Why can't he be here if that's what he's doing? He's in the chat. I think he just sent one message. He's probably gone.

Dominic, thanks for the dollar 90. missing a show, Mike, Danny is great. Thanks, Dominic. Appreciate that, man. All right, so I promised you all a post-Thanksgiving some scum stream, scum parade episode, and I have delivered. I got a ditty update and everything, Mike.

I got some crazy stories. Let's get into it. Driving children of crittles, dittal in. Bag of murderers, rinked to do a rink that you, reggae. So you see your pet abusive asshats Yeah, the scum parade

Scum parade On the creep on the creep on Yeah, scrum parade Oh, Skum parade Who Carla and Vinnie are back Oh That little jingle doesn't get enough love around here

it's not bad it's not bad now let's start off in florida shall we mike because i figured the best way to start this scum parade is to ease into it and maybe not so much go after scumbag but tell a story of love yeah this will warm your heart i think yes i want to introduce you folks to daisy link she's 29 years old and that is juan de pas he's 23 now damnedest thing they were locked up in jail together for a while, not together together, but apparently their cells were relatively close, and they fell in love. Yeah, so I didn't understand this. Isn't this, am I just, am I living in the past?

Why weren't they in separate, gendered facilities? Well, I believe that there's a women's prison and a men's prison, but I think the jails can be co-ed. Like if it's like a jail lockup kind of a deal, I'm not 100% sure. how this happened but here's the situation this woman daisy link she's being was being held in the turner gofield night correctional center for the alleged murder of her husband in 2022 now she's been locked up for a few years somehow in june she gave birth to a little baby girl so possible well they think that obviously it's abuse with a guard or something she banked nope turns out it was real love the child's

father was another inmate Juan DePaz. He was 23. He impregnated her without ever even meeting her in person, Mike. This feels like a story that you tell your partner. Like I got, you know, crabs from a toilet seat kind of a thing. Right. When I saw the headline, I was like, well, that's obviously not real, but apparently it is. It is very, very real. And it is shocking. Link said that she and DePaz began a romantic relationship while speaking to each other through air conditioning vents in the cells. Now, I think that's lovely. Every relationship has to start somewhere.

But where this went to is really shocking. They devised a plan after DePaz, after Juan over here, says, you know, I always wanted to be a dad. And she's like, well, you know, I have an idea. Their pair reportedly tied bed sheets together, attached semen and plastic wrap to it, and sent it through the vents and into her cells. This feels like a 90s comedy premise.

The little rascals might have done something like this. Dude, this is how our grandparents did it. This is so old-fashioned. It's a rope and pulley system. It really is. They might as well have had two fucking cups with a string attached to it. They, you know, they're just loved with disembodied voices. How many whispers through the vents before you get to, like, hey, do you got any, anything to travel come to me by any chance?

Like, how long does the relationship blossom before they get to that point? Mike, who the fuck knows? A week. Three days. I guess. Love does not, time does not matter to love. listen to how they did this shit he said

I put the semen in saran wrap every day like five times a day for like a month straight and then would send it through the vents he would roll it up almost like a cigarette he would attach it to the line and then we had it in the vent she would pull it through from there

and then she placed it inside of the yeast infection applicators that she had in her cell and from there she would administer administer it to herself. That's probably how the guy came, by the way. She was like, oh, I'll just put it in my yeast infection applicators.

And he's like, oh, my God, I'm going to bust. Tell me more about the infection as a pussie. How did you get it? This is like, I know people have had long-term relationships. There was a while when my wife was away at college when we were first dating. So, like, I understand that. But this is shocking that you're just like, doing science experiments with the dude's semen that you've never met before and decide you want

to carry their baby. How do you know what this guy looks like, honey? I also can't imagine. I don't believe that that worked. Have we gotten a paternity test on this? Because it feels like this lady's lying. It doesn't seem like that's something that would work. It seems like something a sixth grader would come with both. Like, yeah, she just pats the semen into her pussy with an applicator. She just palms it in. She just rubs it in. She just rubs it. But could you imagine if you find out it's not your baby and you're this dude? I've been fucking sticking my semen through the vents for a month. You made me believe I was God.

So her family has this baby. And as far as we know, he's the dad. I think that's incredible. Incredible. Well, good for him. You ever been to Daytona Beach, Mike? I have not. Okay.

It's a weird place. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like that's generally where a lot of your stories start, is that general area. That's not wrong. Volusia Beach, Ormond Beach, all that area, all that stuff around Daytona. I used to play a comedy club down there, like, twice a year. And I would be down there, like, this time of year in the winter. They didn't put me in the hot months, you know, when people actually were there.

They'd send me to go play this club. And it was just a ghost town. and I would go out and just walk around and check out bars and you should have seen the mutants that were out, dude. Unreal. I was talking to this one guy who was wearing like a leather jacket, like a onesie thing. It was very weird.

It was like a full like overalls, but it was made out of leather. And he was just standing on the street. And I was like, man, it's a weird town. And he goes, yeah, man, Florida, we're very weird. Now, why do you think that is? He says, because once you get down here, there's nowhere else to go. That's a great answer.

I'll never forget that, dude. He was wearing a fucking leather onesie. It was ridiculous. So maybe to answer your earlier question, because you were like, she doesn't even know what this guy looks like. He was probably like, well, it can't be any worse on the outside. Like, if I'm going to get pregnant, I just need, might as well take a shot with this asshole.

On the other side of the vent. He's a beautiful person. Now, before I get into the Daytona Beach Star, I'm going to hit up a couple superchats. Ebnie, thanks to the 1999. Happy Holidays from Bonnie Scotland, Vinnie. blind Mike and Carl split the super chat money and grab a decent scotch each ice free the way we have it in Glasgow cheers for the years of entertainment build that art space sure will buddy sure

well Joseph Collins thanks for the dollar 99 Vinny and blind Mike thank you pal dang lizard popped in with five euros Vinny for creepiest blind guy this week I want to suggest this guy Mike from the projects he's an online grifter that invented a baggie monster I used to think I just think Dang Lizard was a friend of mine But now I wonder Yeah, well Now you know Now our next creep

Were you uh Did you ever watch The Wire Mike TV show The Wire? Not really No I've started it a couple times It's one of those shows that everyone says how great it is So I feel like an asshole for not liking it But I've started it a couple times

You can never really get into it So our next creep though Looks kind of like the character bubbles If that helps any of you just listening to this I have them on the screen In a series of disturbing interactions, this 35-year-old man named Jamal Sultan, who was homeless, went up to two women as they walked in the Art Deco Historic District. They had their four-year-old daughter with them,

and they asked them if he could buy her for $200. Yeah. And? Well, they declined. They figured they could do better. Sure. I mean, you put an online auction for a four-year-old girl. You're going to do pretty good.

Everyone thinks that of their kid, because it's their kid, you know? But it's a cruel world out there. Sometimes you're only getting $200. You can't tell me that this four-year-old isn't worth a penny more than $225, sir. And it's nice. I like that they use the word offered. Like, okay, if you're up for it, here's $200, and I'll take your child. If not, I walk away.

No big deal. No hard feelings, whatever. I like to believe that if you catch any parent drunk enough, they'll take you up on that. 500. Yeah, there's some wiggle room. Yeah, you run into like one of these people who has like 20 kids and you're like, hey, 200 bucks for one of them. I'm going to be like, which one? Wouldn't even notice, yeah.

Right. So the police said the woman were fearful for their daughter's safety, and they walked away and Sulton followed them for quite a while, then broke it off. Now, later that afternoon, around 6 p.m., Police said the three were walking around, and this time they passed Mr. Salton again. This time he was in the middle of the street with his penis out urinating. A couple things here. First of all, I don't want to victim blame. Maybe stay out of that part of town with your daughter for the rest of the day, you know?

Hold on. It is the victim's fault. Right? Like, you stay out. You take the long way. back to the car they noticed that the victim was then walking around behind them he turned towards them because he sees this oh yeah there's the there's the one i wanted to buy hey did you guys change your bide i found i got a couple cans i can throw in probably getting a little tired

doesn't seem worth two hundred dollars now does she yeah he left his dick out for this whole interaction and i i'm just going to read you from the article folks this is this is journalism Sultan then noticed the victims walking with their four-year-old child turned towards them and intentionally started to further expose his genitals in a lewd and lascivious manner in front of their child, police wrote the report. He then proceeded to rotate his penis in a circular motion further escalating his disturbing behavior. So he starts helicoptering his dick, ladies and gentlemen.

That could be, that could just be for a little drippage, a little post-piss, clean off, you know? Any lawyer worth their salt would call into question the idea that these ladies were the reason he further exposed himself. You know? Agreed. This could all been part of the piss motion. That is true. That's how I shake it off. Sure.

I just straight up helicopter it. It makes a mess, but, you know, it's worth it. Now, he has been arrested. Well, let's keep going. They ran away and called the police because they didn't care for being chased around with a penis. have a feeling these are two gay women and their child is what I'm thinking. Oh, makes sense. Yeah. They were outraged and fearful for their safety of that of their child.

They went to a nearby Walgreens for safety. Authorities say Salton followed them inside. And one of them women told him, she's calling the police. That's when Salton said, all right, fine. And he stole a case of beer and a bunch of snacks. I like this guy. He's, well, I'm going to use this $200 on something. burned it a hole in my pocket.

The crack rocks. After police put out a be on the lookout notice. He had $200 to spend on a child, but he stole the beer. That's very odd to me. Yeah. It's a good point. It's a good point. And I got to be honest with you, if those women took him off on the $200, if they were like, yeah, we'll take it,

he would have been like, hey, listen, can I pay a Tuesday? I lied. I only have 100. All right. How about I put $100 down, and then next week I'll give you another $20. And then the week after that, I'll give you another $20. You guys meet me back here next week. Now, come on, you're not going to hold me to this.

You two don't want to be the bronze that stole Christmas. I'll pay you on December 26. You guys got a lot of money. You don't want me to pay you on December 26th? How am I going to buy this child a Christmas present? in a way I guess unless you find out that this guy is offering everyone

$200 for their child in a way it's kind of a compliment to be like, hey, that seems like a good kid I myself can't have kids because I'm a mentally ill homeless person What do you say $200? I love her like my very own So cops are on looking out for this guy

and they find him in the middle of the street drinking the beer and they arrested him. He has been charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition he is also charged with petite, petite theft and possessing an open container and he is... Theft is an adorable

way to describe that. Now check this out. This is why I love this. He is also being out in the Turner-Gilford Knight Correctional Center. The same one that our first creeps are in that knocked each other up.

Get out of here. Swertya. Can you make this shit up, kids? Boy, do I have an offer for you. I'll let it go. That's a lot of it go. That's a great movie where we see, like, each of their lives play out. And we're like, I don't understand why all these characters are in the same movie.

And then at the end, you're like, oh, he finally found the child he was always meant to buy. It's not exactly Danny Warbucks. Mike, he's not Danny Warbucks. Hey, all of you who are calling me out, it's pronounced petty. Yes, that is correct. I am sitting there. I was like, petite theft. I don't get.

What the hell is that? I'm a fat-tugged idiot. I own it. It was me. I'm a stupid idiot. Clip it. It's fine. It was some slender theft he was committing.

It was a tidy alosity than usual. All right. Mike, let's go down to Nebraska. Now, this woman that we see here on the screen, Angela Navarro, she pretended to be a man's mother so he could trick school officials into thinking he was a student at a high school where he sexually assaulted. girls. Nice. Another sitcom premise.

This could have been. This really could have been. I could see the whole season's arc leads to the prom. Where he's like, you know, guys, I didn't go to this, I didn't really go to this school because I wanted to rape all of you. But it's blossomed into real friendships. So listen, you know who I want to play this guy? I know the perfect guy for this role.

Adam Bush He plays the older guy He's at the high school Pretending to be a kid Oh yeah Could come off a little creepy at first But once you get to know him You're like there's more to this guy

Yeah there's a heart of gold This is a race This is a high school rapist With the heart of gold I think you'd appreciate that characterization Okay so Angela Navarro Faces four years in prison

She's charged with felony criminal impersonation But the charge was dropped out To a misdemeanor criminal impersonation as part of her plea deal. Now, according to the probable cause affidavit, Zachary Schenk enrolled at Lincoln Public Schools in October of 2022, claiming to be a 17-year-old student named Zach Hess.

However, he's actually 26 years old and had graduated from the same school district seven years earlier. They didn't recognize him. Hi, Mrs. Anderson. See, that should tell you what you need to know about teachers right there, folks. This is a lesson to you.

they don't give a fuck your kid's not special to them your kid can be a 26 year old rapist they don't know they don't care zachary no no i'm a different kid with a full beard during the enrollment process he listed his mother as daniel hess he also submitted a fake birth certificate immunization records and school transcripts so this kid was committed to this con this guy was like listen i have the best idea you're never going to believe this no you can't get me pregnant through come through the vents no no it's different they're not going to arrest a kid for raping all the girls

in the school he just starts tapping his forehead you'll never get smarter than this the one thing I didn't understand though is if you read this story. Yeah.

It's written like, yeah, so this 26-year-old enrolled in a high school so he could rape all the students, blah, blah, blah. This lady pretended to be his mother. Which is insane because, which is more than insane. This is how bad the school district is. Mike, he's 26. She's 23. This is my kid.

God. This is my son. Jackie, say hello. Zach, you put out your cigarette and say hello to the guidance counselors. It's a 30-rock premise where a guy pretends to be Tracy Morgan's son and he's actually like two years old with him or something. Right. So Navarro admitted she accompanied Zach to meet with school counselors to register her son for classes while pretending to be Danielle Hiss. She ended up going to,

Zach ended up going to class for more than 50 days. After receiving a tip, school officers confronted Navarro. at Jude 1st, 2023, and she continued to pretend to be his mom. What did Zach do now, officer? Oh, he is always getting into all kinds of mischief. Eventually, cops blew up their escape, and both she and Zach were arrested. Zach pleaded no contested July to first degree sexual assault, child enticement, while using a communication device, and generation of child pornography.

In September, a judge sentenced him to between 85 and 120, years for this little scheme. She's scheduled to be sentenced in January. What was it for her? It's a great question. She liked a prank. You get the pleasure of raping these students, but I know what it's like to have a son graduate high school.

You'll never have a son, but now you have me, mother. So the people at the school, like they were well-crafted fraudulent documents, You didn't spot a 23-year-old enrolling a 26-year-old. I don't care how good the paperwork looked. The school dropped the ball here, Mike, right? Or just a 26-year-old. I mean, how young could he have looked?

You know, that they weren't like, huh? He has, like, a kid's stupid kid haircut. I'll give him that. But he has a goatee in his mugshot, Mike. Yes. Well, you know what? A lot of douchebag high schoolers had goatees. So I guess it's possible.

Alright. I want to introduce you to another couple, Mike. These lovely people. This is Dejan dos Santos Maria and Gilbert DiLavera. Okay. In December of 2023, she took a razor while he was asleep. After she found out he slept with a 15-year-old. By the way, this was in Brazil. Age of Consent is 14. So that was, like he didn't go. What I even mention it then? Don't run this man's name through the bud. I didn't say he was the creep. It's perfectly legal. Yeah. So she took a razor blade and sliced off his dick while he was asleep. She Lorena Bobbitted this poor guy.

Oh, boy. And then instead of throwing it in a field, she made sure that there was no way they would ever be able to reattach it. She flushed it. That's pretty good. It also shows how racist this country is that Lorena Bobbitt was a story for, so long and this lady you don't hear hide nor hair of her you know just an afterthought that is true she uh she ends up getting four years and eight months for her for doing this right now here's the part's light agreed agreed but it's Brazil there's swinging dicks everywhere so i guess

who fucking knows but she has to cover he visits her all the time right he loves her still he's like so what i slept with that child i still love you even though you chop my dick off and they were still fucking together he's openly professed he his love for and he wanted to he put in a request to the court that they be able to have conjugal visits where he uses basically a dildo on his wife he had to put that into court paperwork that's real love he's getting no pleasure out of this well you know let me tell you what the judge said please no Artless monster. The judge is like, you're not fool at us, dude.

You're going to fucking come in here with that. You're going to fucking try to kill this woman. We know what you're up to. They think he is not in love. Listen, I am. I never thought of that. He's still. I like how the judge saw through this.

It's like, okay, now I'm not going to go for this. He assumes this guy is going to sneak in and like pull a sword out of that dildo like he was the penguin. Like, it was out of an umbrella, and just, like, stab her to death in the cell. Makes a hell of a lot of sense. That's why I'm not equipped to be a judge. I didn't even cross my mind that this guy would have had revenge. I thought he was just so in love.

Yeah, and I don't know. I just found this story fascinating either way. Whether or not he's telling the truth and he's still in love with the woman who chopped off his dick, or if he was, you know, plotting vengeance against the woman who chopped off his dick, either way. that's a story for the creep off. Oh, absolutely. Both of these are candidates, really, if you think about it. Hey, you want to go back to Daytona Beach for a minute?

Let's go back to Florida, shall we? I got another story for you, Mike. I got another one. This parade is taking a circuitous route. I'm telling you, it's routed very poorly. So this woman is from Michigan. Where did I put her name? Shamaika Mitchell.

is from Michigan. She's been found guilty of felony child abuse and unlawful desertion for abandoning her one-year-old son on Daytona Beach. Now, the boy's teenage brother reportedly called the cops on her, claiming she's, quote, possessed by demons. According to the dispatch records,

he called and said, she sent my little brother somewhere, the teen told authorities, on November 8, 2023. Reporting the mother saying, I kept telling her, she said, she told me she was with his dad. The teen explained frantically, I keep telling her to show me proof, but she's not showing me proof. So I really think my mom is possessed by demons.

Where do they believe in this kid? They're obviously nuts. I wouldn't listen to either one of them. Oh, the demons took your brother and your mom's not telling you? Right. I don't listen to this loony bird. Dude, I would just, you know what I would turn into Hulk Cohen. I'm like, well, listen, that sounds like a bummer.

But remember to say your prayers and take your vitamins. Bye. Just hang up out of So it's actually pretty bad In the middle of the night She goes down to the beach Now I've been down there It's this pitch black Mike

You really can't see shit On the beach side She went down a beach access staircase With the toddler in her arms Just before midnight Five minutes later She came back from the beach without him On the security cameras

I guess that's not good All right I'm back on the kid's side by happenstance someone on the beach found this one year old child what this woman did was she put the kid down on his hands and knees and buried the kid's legs and arms into the sand and left him there with the water coming in hitting him in the face and over in the head she was going to leave the kid down there to fucking drown in the ocean the kid was unresponsive when the authorities got there and had shallow breathing when found by first responders. So she, to all of her kids, she has five kids, they're all taken away from her now. They're all with foster parents in Detroit, lucky kids. And, yeah, she's facing about 45 years for this, I believe.

35 years. Did she at least give a reason? Was the kid being disobedient? No, she had the demons told her to. That's bad a reason as any I guess God damn Troy Smith nailed it She could have gotten $200 for that thing

That's true Especially in that part of the country Yeah Babies go for about 200 bucks in Florida Damn Serendipity If she just crossed paths with the right guy You know

I'd be out of prison right now They found her guilty So like I said she's facing 35 years She's gonna get sentenced in about a month Now here's a fucked up story for you Mike. I actually don't have any pictures for this one. Marietta, Georgia.

Marietta, Georgia. A teenager, 17-year-old Letitia Rodriguez gave birth to a baby in her bed early this past Sunday morning. And somehow this baby died. This baby's body was found with a bunch of stab wounds

from a knife. And early in the morning, early in that morning, her uncle, who stayed at the house, heard noise outside, and sees his 17-year-old niece digging a hole in the backyard. This seems like an open and shut case. Yeah, oh. She should have kept him, she should have kept him shut case, Mike, is what this is. When officers arrived, they found the dead infant wrapped inside of a plastic bag with the injuries that. that I described dead. And they've been living there for this family's kind of weird.

They're from Guatemala. And the neighbor said they had moved in about two years ago and they had never seen this teenage girl. So I think there's something weird going on here. I don't know. Slightly, I would say. You're talking about the story where the lady stabbed her kid and was digging a group for it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know what? I think you're out. This podcast has taught you a lot, Vinnie. I think there might be something up here. I was just trying to say that I think that, like, there's a chance maybe she was held to the house and raped a bunch and she had a baby and killed it.

And then the uncle, I don't know. I'm making up a lot of stuff. I'm way ahead of the cops on this one. Way ahead of the cops. That is possible, like a, who's the Cleveland guy? Yeah. The Barry was the girl? something like that is possible well we watched well i watched a video and maybe i'll watch it on

one of our bonus episodes because it's pretty heavy there's a great cop cam video of the police arresting this girl in the hospital because they found her dead baby like in the garbage can at the hospital yeah it's pretty bad and like they're like what did you do and like her mom's there's like what did you do what did you do what did you do what did you do? Did you do something with that baby? You tell these officers now. You tell these officers now what you did with my grandkate.

You know, you do hear enough stories like that of someone just throwing their baby away. It's not like they catch everyone, right? Oh, no. There have to be, like, some babies just in the dump, you know? It's a fucking baby graveyard.

Yeah, it's got to be, right? Dude, just root through the dumpsters in any low-income apartment complex. You'll find two, three babies sometimes. Easy, easy. Rock Award B-2002, thanks to the five bucks. Throwing out the baby with the bathwater is one thing, but burying it? That's a great, like, New York Post quote or something.

It's a New York Post headline. But burying it? You know, I haven't bought paper media in a long time, but I'll buy that one. I'll buy a copy All right Why do I say Carl I'm a stupid idiot Sorry I'm like

You're so much better than Carl I've actually been enjoying myself today It's incredible It's absolutely incredible I'm going to introduce you to our next creep We're going to go to Colorado This is Stephen Massalta He's 32

He worked at a Safeway supermarket And he was having a little too much fun at work He was having a little too much fun outside of work See, he has been barred from having contact with anyone under the age of 18. He was arrested earlier this year for masturbating outside of coffee shops. So he was just a public masturbator. Now, when they finally caught him because of surveillance footage, what do they always do, Mike?

Maybe you don't know this. But whenever you get arrested like this and you're doing creepy, pervy things, they always like search your phone and shit in your computers, especially when they think you're into kids they search all that stuff. They get warns for it. But why would they think he was into kids just because he's masturbating outside a coffee shop? Well,

probably because he was making eye contact with children and pointing at his dick going, you want some? Well, I didn't see that in the article, I'm saying. I'm calling for an illegal search and she's seizure here. Okay, well maybe you could be this creeps lawyer. I'm defending this guy. I wouldn't. Let me tell you what happened

when they got into his shit. They go into his phone. They discover video showing someone presumably Malsalta masturbating and touching his penis to donuts and what appears to be a grocery store. Okay. Yeah. And keep in mind

he works in a safe way. At the time of the report recordings, Masalta worked as the night stalker at a safeway in Fort Collins. As detailed in the court filing, investigators said the food items that came into contact with Missalta's seminal fluid and penis include

strawberries and a plastic sale container. dinner. Donuts, cupcakes, a large bucket of commercial pastry frosting. You know, the more stories you hear like that about people fucking with food, it's just best to not think about how much semen we've probably consumed, you know? I'd rather not. It's probably one of these in every town. I get freaked out when you read the statistics about how many spiders you accidentally swallow in your sleep over your life.

Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, it's like the average human accidentally ingests 6.2 gallons of cum in their lifetime. It's fucking great. They always have stats about spiders, but you never see the numbers on pedophile come. I've been yelling about this for years, and they never released the stats. Oh, God. Here's the name of the episode, everybody.

Glazed? Thanks, Troy Smith. Troy Smith has been good today. Oh, he's killing it. killing it. So in one video, Cops, they mistlete touch his penis to and masturbates on a batch of 12 cupcakes that were ordered by

a woman for her son's birthday party. Does he do them all evenly, you think? We don't want one to look suspicious. I like to think that his manager is a real taskmaster with that. It's like De Niro and Casino. I want equal

cum on each cupcake. Equal cup. Do you know how long that's going to take? I don't care. Equal loads on the cupcakes. You can't have one with vanilla frosting and the recipe chocolate. A Safeway manager who was showed on video, was showed video images said that he believed

Ms. Salton's clips were recorded in the bakery and freezer areas of the store. The female customer had ordered an order of total 24 cupcakes, which were consumed at a party attended by 16 children and several adults. Missalto was charged with 16 counts of attempted sexual assault on a child. Since the Cupcake's special order labor

requested sprinkles and Super Mario toys be included, showed the order was likely intended for children. I'm fine with this. I feel like the cops might be stretching it a little bit, but I'm fine with this one. I guess. You're selling a good man's name, but I suppose...

Who, Mario? Yeah, that's right. Man, at the time of his rest of... Missalta was already a sexual offender for installing hidden cameras in the women's bathroom of a California church. This guy is doing everything he can to nut. He is... This is a horny guy.

I'm not done. He was busted in 2015 for placing a phone inside a tissue box atop a toilet and surreptitiously recording 14 women and six underage girls. Misalta told a California cop that he masturbated to the videos he made, including while he was still inside the church. is it a defense if you're like I was trying to masturbate to the women not the six underage girls

you know like is that will that hold up do you think no I don't believe that'll hold up lighter charges is all I'm looking for well I'll tell you what dang lizard wants to be Aaron from Steel Toes lawyer thanks for the two euros he said so Aaron was just taste testing for reference sure

just sampling sure that's exactly what was happening So he has been arrested He is facing all sorts of charges And maybe bake your own cupcakes people Bake your own cupcakes On some level I don't indulging cupcakes too often

But the next time I do That is unfortunately what I'll be thinking about Yeah Just remember it's not salted caramel This is actually really good What do you found out it was great You know You can't have it without it now

A whole new world I'm eating Cup cupcakes by the dozen I'm just saying grass is always greener Some consider this guy a pervert He could be the next great Cupcake Master

He's gonna get his show on ABC Yeah exactly I'll never tell you The Secret Recipe But then they just hear him every episode He goes into a room And the door is closed And you just hear

Loud pornography Actually, what you hear the noise is the people shitting Because he likes to fill bathrooms Then he comes out, I was like, oh, they're finished Oh, good point Ah, boy A former Norwegian village doctor Mike is standing trial for allegedly filming the rape of 87 women

At his office of patients' homes over 20 years This you kind of felt like I think there's a reason most, they say most gynecologists are women now. Probably, probably for good reason, right? You know? I think to elect, like, I'm not just going to be a doctor,

I want to be a lady pussy doctor. See, I always thought they'd be the... Most men would have ill intention. I always felt like that would be the coolest doctor. Like, I look at pussy all day long, man. Here's the problem. Guys, they're cool guys, don't need to sneak their way into seeing pussy, you know?

That is true. That's true. Well, Dr. Arnd Bai, he's 55, has been charged with abusing his position as a gynecologist, a course a total of 94 women into having sexual relations, including at least two incidents with minors. The oldest alleged victim was 67, and the youngest victims were 14 and 15. This case is being... He doesn't have particular tastes. No, taste the rainbow, man.

He wants it all. This case is being billed as the biggest sex. sexual abuse scandal in the country's history. They seized more than 6,000 hours worth of video evidence where he recorded sensitive and detailed gynecological examinations of his patients without their consentor knowledge. Wow. That puts Cosby to shame.

According to the indictment by allegedly inserted a deodorant-like, bottle-like, and cylindrical object into the woman despite not being medically necessary. Spread wide for this. And this woman testified that she went to the doctor for a sore throat. Doc,

I can't imagine. I certainly don't think you need to use the dildo on me, but you definitely don't have to make me come. She was asked to strip into her underwear, which she felt was odd, but recalled a court, I thought he is my doctor, so I did as he said. All the women who testified shared accounts of invasive gynecological examinations

and many claimed that I gave them, quote, an abdominal massage. This is really, really teaching you don't trust anyone don't trust your doctors your bakers your candle stick makers they're all up to something now here's the weird part here the case of the respected public figure and doctor has shocked the small town of 2,600 residents 94 of 94 of them got fucking stuffed stuffed into them by this weirdo and they're just now talking about this liars you're calling them no i'm saying there's 26

people in the town how did this how did this not get out i get well so like the one lady said where she's like well he was my doctor so i just kind of thought like um like kirk's kirk minnehan's dentist was a guy named dr dan the truth man they called him and a story came out a few years ago uh where like he was abusing his patients and kirk was like he's like i went to this guy as a kid and I would tell my parents like he's pretty weird doctor like he does weird shit not sexually abusive

but like physically would hurt them for like his own pleasure or something I don't know I don't know enough about the story but basically like sometimes when you're in that position you're just like oh well this is a doctor

so I'm supposed to be listening to him I guess like it's just a position of power it actually is I did the story a long time ago and probably in one of our first 50 episodes of the show about a doctor down in Florida who was a dentist who only worked with like the real low income kids and he took like

government like only took like government insurance so the parents just had nowhere else to go with their kids to get them help and what he would do is he would strap them to these chair like literally would like strap them into the seats and then would just do whole like give them root canals that they don't need and shit like he was a legitimate monster yes I think I think it's similar to what I was talking about I think this guy was kind of like that where it wasn't it wasn't sexual stuff it was just like he liked he's a masochist and there's audio that leaked from a parent in the waiting room of children just screaming and shit it's horrified yeah so that's that must be what these ladies were dealing where it's like

this seems weird but he's a doctor so i guess i'll do what he says yeah my cough got better but i'm limping so the first alarm bell was raised about about by back in 2006 by another doctor in the gynecology ward at the local hospital one of by his patients reported that her doctor had massaged her general area during an examination the patient claimed other patients had similar stories by denied the allegations and nothing happened in august of 2020 police launched an investigation of the doctor after health authorities alerted them of the allegations apparently more women started coming forward he remained at his post until charges were filed against him in 23, and despite the serious accusations against him, he was not reprimanded into custody

as officers claimed to be monitoring the situations, but do not believe there is a basis for his arrest, and the trial is ongoing. So I don't know what the fuck that means. I don't know how courts work in Norway, but I know that you're not supposed to stick stuff inside of women when they only have a sore throat. Not usually. It's unconventional. I'll grant you that.

Oh, man. So, Mike, this brings me to our last story of the day, and I'm really excited to do this because we don't talk about this guy enough. P. Diddy, he's in a little bit of Dutch. He's in hot water, yes. Yeah, we've had folly this pretty closely. I'm being sarcastic. If you are a bonus content subscriber, you know we've kept you abreast on this situation. Currently, what's going on, Mike, if you do not know, is there is this lawyer who is representing around 100 at this point 30 to, 140 different people who are suing P. Diddy for sexual assault or some type of abuse.

A few weeks ago, he sent out letters to A-list celebrities that are apparently involved in the testimony by his clients, these 140 people, who say these people were there when these things happened or were involved in these assaults, basically saying, you guys might want to settle now before this all gets out there. I've heard, I don't know how deepened to conspiracies you get with this stuff, but I've heard that's why Ellen left the country because she wanted to dodge any possible involvement with this stuff. Well, you know, the thing with Ellen is I have not heard that, but I could see why she'd want to leave the country because her career is over. She's ruined. Like nobody, her stand-up special stunk.

That was like any last hope she had of like getting back to get, you know, getting back. some name recognition. That show ended in a horrible fashion because everybody told on her and said she was a cunt to them. So now she's no longer this nice lady. It's the same problem. Rosie O'Donnell had.

They can play nice, but behind the scenes, you've got to treat everybody well. So Ellen's really kind of ruined. I could see why she would leave. I just wonder in general if celebrity names are going to start coming out because we kind of all thought they would

with Jeffrey Epstein, and he obviously took his own life and there was nothing suspicious to see. But then, like, Jelaine Maxwell is still alive. And, like, we were all like, oh, she's going to be next. But nothing really came of that. Like, no names or anything. It's kind of fucked up.

Yeah. They, they, so whoever needed to keep things quiet, found a way to keep things quiet. When there's reportedly rooms full of tapes, there's hard drive after a hard drive of these famous people being filmed and these houses. is every part of the house. They kept stuff silent. It's pretty shocking. But Diddy's doing the same thing.

He's right out of the same playbook. Everything is being recorded at these freakoffs. Right. Which is insanity. And this is another rumor I've heard. I think I'm late to this. I think it's been out there for a while. But did you hear the thing where Jamie Fox

taped a comedy special recently? And evidently said in there that he's the one who called the FBI on Diddy because Diddy was poisoning him? Who did that? I didn't hear this one. Jamie Fox. I don't know how true this is.

I've just seen internet speculation about it. That he filmed a comedy special and said, like, the reason he was sick and went away, you know, it was all this, like, mystery. No one knew what was going on with Jamie Fox. People thought it was like the vaccine, and that's why they were keeping it quiet or something. And allegedly, according to people that were at that show, he blamed Did he. No footage or audio has come out regarding it. And again, I haven't seen any reputable places report this, just like internet gossip. But that's what my people are saying.

Listen, man, your people might be on to something because the accusations against this guy get crazier and crazier. The last time we did an update, he had, it was reported that he raped two young boys. One of them, I think was 11 and the other one was 17. Young boys keep coming up That keeps coming up Obviously the Justin Bieber stuff But just in general Yeah

All right So he's got a new lawsuit this time 10 million dollar sexual battery suit In Los Angeles A jury seeking complaint was filed In LA Superior Court last week Supposedly on September 26th 2016 Sean P. Diddy Combe sexually battered

Miss Brianna Bain Banglon Dangled her off of a 17-story high balcony and then slammed her into patio furniture on that balcony. I gotta say, shame on ditty, that feels like hack, rapper stuff at this point. Like, you're ripping off Shugna. Absolutely. Get it.

You know? Do your own gimmick. Find your own way to torture helpless women. Exactly. Like vanilla ice. Yeah. So, the event was a culmination of a series of threats, intimidation, violence that colored many of her interactions when Mr. Combs from the day she met him, the complaint

says. The allegations are similar to claims that were made by Cassie Ventura. We all know about that. She said the attack happened at the apartment of Cassie Ventura, by the way. And it doesn't say that she is accusing him of raping her, though. But it does say that, you know, there was a sexual assault. So, I don't know. Stone Man 623 makes a good point.

It's just sampling Shug Night, Mike. He's simply sampling him. That's true. That's big in that world. You know what? I don't know the rap game as well as I should. You're probably right. Yeah. Well, those are my scum parade stories for the week. Thank you, everybody, for tuning in. Before we get out of here today, we got to hit up a couple of voicemails. You got time for that, Mike?

Of course. All right. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. The Orange Football Team finished the season ranked 23rd in the AP poll. Coach hopes that with a bull win, Cues can get that number to what our students can count to. See you in Syracuse. Solid work, McBride, solid work. Our first voicemount is a creep report, everybody.

Hey guys, love the show. I just listened to your latest episode. Got that crazy Thai lady who poisoned all of her friends or whatever. I got a good one too, not that good, but. My ex-girlfriend, I got the video, tried stabbing me over saying, I'm going to stay the night at my friend's house this weekend. Yeah, that was a pretty good one, too. So I guess creep report, you're crazy over here.

It isn't worth it. Stay, stay where you are. It's not worth it. Bye. That's pretty fucked out. I'd like to see the video. You could send the video to the creepoff pot at gmail.com. I'd like to give that a watch.

Here's a wonderful public service announcement for one of our listeners. Everyone, keep in mind that any interaction that you have with the police could be put on YouTube. Just keep that in mind. And don't call me back. Also, vote for Vinny. Fuck you, Carl. We'll pass it on to him. He's right.

That's all good stuff. It's a good thing to remember. Anytime you're talking to the police now, they're filming you, baby. You're a star. well I don't think that message was powerful enough the people watching this that also watch who are these socials Thursdays at 6 they know that what you should do is buy a trifold

and then you get pulled over you give them the trifold instead of just knowing how to be respectful to cops you need to buy something from Chile to Castro who's a reputable citizen that's a good point now Chile knows how to get around the laws obviously he certainly clearly knows how to

navigate the judicial system. Absolutely. Hey, you got out. Eventually. Yeah. Everybody gets out eventually. Right. Hey, Vinnie. I just caught WAP,

and I think that's really nice. You're doing that for the Alzheimer's Association. I think I'm going to go throw some money that way. I'm not going to get from Rochester, but... Oh, shit. Where was I doing? Oh, fuck. Maybe next time.

Damn it Damn it Give the money to the Alzheimer's Association, sir What am I missing there? I did a fundraiser for the Alzheimer's Association This guy's just teasing He's just giving me grief I'm a big fan of those people

I don't see you doing charity work That surprises me I do a ton of charity I do stuff for them all year I do all sorts of fundraisers I love them They do great stuff I'd like it to be looked into

Okay You know I don't talk about this on the show But it's true My brother is diagnosed with early onset dementia, which is not great. He's like John, well, he's a little bit older than John. And that's not great. I figure I'm dumb enough. I hope they find a cure before I'm in my late 50s.

It does seem like a terrible, terrible disease. It's not great. It's definitely not great. I think we got one more. I love the hell yeah. She's got Moxie. She's got showmanship. She's got reverb.

She's the fucking best. Keith Mahalia. I love her. Call me back. All right. We're listening. I don't know. We might have to have Danny and Mahalia fight and do like a jello pool fight or something like that.

I don't get it. You guys always have these women that want to read comments for you and things. It's always baffled me. I love all of them. We had a. knocked down, just drag out, fight for the job. And Danny won. The listeners voted for Danny. Mahalia is beloved. Redhead Meg is beloved.

We had Malka, we had the other, we had blonde Megan. We had a lot of really beautiful women who wanted to be on the show, Mike. And here you and I are on it right now without any of them. Yeah, very strange. Yeah, we're giving the people... I'm a Danny fan. I don't know these other broads, but I put my support behind Danny. Yeah, I like Danny, too. I love them all. Love you all, ladies.

All right. So, folks, if you want to leave us a voicemail this week, the number is 585-37180108. I don't say that enough. Feel free to email us, the creepoff pot at gmail.com, like I said before. And more importantly, if you want bonus episodes, you want to help the show out and support us. Use that little QR code up in the corner if you haven't already. You can become a patron of the show. When you do that, you get some cool swag.

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You Laughing? It comes out every Thursday, wherever you get podcasts. The premieres Wednesday nights on YouTube as well. This week we have Tuky on for you fans of Tuki, and we're talking about the producers of the Ronan Fez show. Do you listen to Ronan Fez at all? I'm a big Ronan Fez fan,

and that's how Rocco and I kind of became friends, because all we did was spend a weekend in Tampa discussing how much we loved Ron and Fez and looking for Ron and Fez landmarks. He is so into that subject that I loved having him on that you could tell like he really loved that show and was very invested in and brought a lot of insight that I don't necessarily like I like I listened to

old Ron and Fez I wasn't a fan while they were on necessarily I loved that show I listened to it help on that episode it was great in the afternoons it was just one of my favorites um Mike before we get out here we got to hit up a couple more super chats Brian Johnson my man thanks for the 499 hold on I got something for that for Brian Johnson. Thanks for the 499, Brian. Mike, stick with the wire. I started three times but finally watched.

It's great. And then you won't be an A-hole anymore. Is that the Brian Johnson from Tom Steve Day? That's the man. Well, then I'll listen to him. If he says it, I'll listen to it. Yeah, the, like, I just couldn't get into it, but I keep watching it.

I keep trying it because everyone's, says how great it is but then here's the thing with the wire it's one of those shows where people are like oh yeah season one is a little slow and then season two is the worst season but once you get through that it's great yeah that's a lot to sit through when you tell me you have to you have to give it a couple episodes when you say that to me i'm out like there's not a lot of shows that i've ever decided to give that grace to right that i was ever happy about it i trust brian Johnson. You should trust me. The wire's pretty good. Rocko or B-2002, thanks for the five bucks. I bet this guy no ended every checkup with. Thank you for your cervix.

It does seem like a fun-loving guy like that, yeah. Maybe that's the name of this episode. I don't know. I come buckets, thanks for the two bucks. On the list of comedians, Blind Mike Port. Alan. I don't understand the question. I don't either. Did you bang Alan? No. A lot of people speculate that Lauren Compton. and got pregnant around the time that I did her podcast, but that's ridiculous. Let me ask you a question.

Did you do the podcast through a series of events? It's none of your business. Okay, just curious. Mary Beth Johnson, speaking of series events. Hi, Mary Beth. Thanks to the two bucks. Piece of garbage skipping my husband's super chat. I didn't mean to do.

I got to it. I'm sorry. And Troy Smith, he's been a member for four months. Great show, boys. Probably because it was Carl and Craigers Free. But just curious, Mike. When is David Collins' drive time? You never promote it.

Drive time, David Collins is every Wednesday, 730 Eastern, on the Blind Mike Project YouTube channel. Go subscribe to Blind Mike Project on YouTube. And we just passed 10,000 followers, 10,000. Wow, congratulations, man. It's all thanks to David Collins, I'm sure. Wow. You're lucky to have a David Collins. I sure am.

All I have is stupid Carl and Cardiff. Ugh. I like Cardiff. Yeah, he's pretty good. I guess that takes us to the end of the show. I want to thank you again, Mike. Thanks, Danny. Thank you everybody watching.

Thank you for being creeps with us today. And hope you enjoyed the show. Remember, it's nice to be important, but it is more important to be nice. Gagia. Full speed ahead. Full speed ahead. Ha ha!