The Creep Off - Episode 243: The Worst Apple

Episode Date: December 16, 2024

Karl's nursing a victory hangover, but we've got the perfect remedy: a heaping dose of Scum and cop cam videos! Join us as we check out some of the biggest scum bags we missed from the past few weeks.Check out the Scum Parade stories: Raygun the Musical: Comedian Steph Broadbridge shuts down show after legal letterFelony Charge Over Dipping Sauce Dispute | The Smoking GunSouth Jersey woman victim of AI-generated porn | Investigation - 6abc PhiladelphiaSex Education actor Alexander Westwood found guilty of raping teenagers in acting class | The IndependentS.C. parents, son convicted of killing daughter who 'showed extreme signs of disintegration'Dad furious after NY staffer drags autistic son by genitalsMan murders fiancée after she calls off engagement: CopsSex slave chained to killer's wall and raped for 14 years - World News - News - Daily Express USWant to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! Don’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Attention parents, what you're about to see is not suitable for kids. Shoot, it's not even suitable for some grown-ups. You might want to walk away now if you ain't into these type of things. I'm going to give the people what they want. Sensation, horror, shock. I'm going to deliver the goods because I'm alive and I'm not backing down. Cuckoo, cuckoo! He's a piece of garbage!

Oh, Disgusting Degusting, Vomit-inducing thing. Ola creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps, by creeps, for you creeps. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. Exelsior. True believers.

And joining me fresh off of an airplane from Detroit. It is my co-host hot cuck-c-c-c-carl. What is happening, Vinnie Paulino? I got in an airplane a little while ago. And full of Bill's fans, all Bill's fans, coming back from a glorious trip to Detroit this past week. And what a game. I'm looking forward to the Super Bowl when they have that rematch.

Should be fun. This is the first time in my life. I've actively rooting for terrorism. When I hear there's a played full of Bill's fans all happy. It's not the first time, but it is the most recent. Wow. There was just that other time. Yeah.

Whenever the Bill's and the Jets play each other, I pray for a jet to crash into the field. Yep. And not just Aaron Rogers. He's going to fall apart faster than the Dolphin. Well, anyway, I wanted to quickly get over here and do a creep up with you. I'm looking forward to doing that. But you were nice enough to not give me too much of a homework assignment. I didn't give you any at all

You know what Carl did guys I can't even tell you This is like a Christmas miracle Let me tell you about what my co-host Carl did Let me gloat on you for a minute young man Oh please as you were Okay You know how Carl doesn't do shit

Everybody Carl you know Usually just smile talks his way through everything Put the fuck just happens Put no effort into any of his creeps Is late every week You know how he does all that stuff This week

He I thought we were just to do scum parade stories Turns out Carl put together a cop cam on the plane while he was getting drunk with other Bill's fans, I assume. That's right, buddy. I pulled out the laptop, pulled some clips so that we could watch a Carl's cop cam today. Dude, I say we lead with it. I'm happy to do that. Let's go.

I can't wait to see Carl's Cockcam. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me, Carl's Cop Cam? Lose all your rights Ruin your life Okay Carl, what's happening? Big shout out to Matthew Montgomery

for sending this one in, sending the link over to me and what we're going to see right now is this 19-year-old throwing a birthday party for himself. Okay. And he's doing it in a motel room. And I guess these teenagers,

they're a little loud, so there's a noise complaint called into the police. So that's where we're going to join this episode. Okay. A 19 year old's having a party in a motel. Let's see what happens. Deputies open up the door and find over 30 teenagers cramped inside a tiny motel room with visible open alcohol and an odor of marijuana. It seems like the birthday boy is quick to initially try and ditch his friends when he sees

cops show up. Are you just going to try to walk through us? I don't know. Are you good? I'm just trying to. He's riding in place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Top number two.

The guy sees the cops just goes, oh, yeah, I'm just leaving this part. This place sucks. I'm out of here. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this Jay Leno's kid? How high his voice got up. What do you mean, officer? Oh, man.

Oh, man. Okay, so he's actively trying to escape. Yes, he's leaving his. friends behind. So these teenagers are throwing a rager. You ever do this when you were 19 or 18 years old? Yes. Hell yeah. You get a moat. Someone

spend some money for a motel room next to you know, way too. People are invited. And it's ridiculous. Dude, the latest we ever got, I think we attempted this maybe three times when I was like, before I could drink legally, where we put the money in together to get a motel and everybody

come and hang out. The latest we got was like 10.30. before the cops showed up. So that's how this goes, because when you're a dumb kid and you show up and you're actively being stupid and drinking and being loud in a motel, most of the people that are there are divorced dads who are miserable with their life and they don't want to hear other people having fun. I hope you guys will quiet down over there else I'm going to have to call the cops.

Oh, my demo tape. Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much. All right, so my clip number two, the cops want to know, like, so who got this room? Who's in charge of all of us? All right. So the room is under your name, right? No.

It's not. Who's named the room is under? You don't know? Who is the oldest person in their room? No, clear that one. He said he doesn't know who's named. Order 21. Yo, stay right here.

I'm talking to you, okay? Now, this is a white boy who knows a thing or two about not knowing shit. This is something that, you know, a lot of black people learn early and often in their lives. When you talk to the police, you don't know anyone, you don't know anyone's name, you don't know what's going on. You just got there. I was brought here, officer. Officer, I actually told these guys to quiet out, and I was just, that's why you saw me leaving. So, yes, I understand that it is my birthday party, but it was a surprise party that they all threw for me.

Yes. And I said, guys, I appreciate the thought, but I am concerned about the noise level, the underage drinking. Yeah, I said, guys, you know that 21 is the age of both marijuana use and alcohol. Alcohol? Let me see some IDs, everyone. Let's go. I was flattered, though, that they did it all for me. You know, you got to understand that, right, officer? Yeah. I mean, listen, I'm not for breaking the law, but if it's, like, celebrate me, what do you say we just let this one go? I'd account it's my birthday. Well, yeah, actually, my clip number three, he tries to make a case for, like, they're just hanging out. Okay. We're good. We're good in here. I promise. Yeah, you guys are made this. We're here because you guys are making. We're not making no noise.

Listen to me. It was my birthday yesterday. Hold on. We're not even loud nuts, bro. We were just chilling in the room, bro. Listen. Dude, they weren't even making noise. They were just chilling.

It's his birthday. It was his birthday yesterday. This is going to be a theme of this. This kid thinks that the fact that yesterday was his birthday gets a big get out of jail free card. Yeah, it's not free. It's not to get out of jail free card. Kids really are obsessed with their birthdays because it's like one of the only things that actually is about them when they're kids. Well, it's also because it's for immature.

He's experienced 18 or 19 of them, or however many they remember. Once you become an adult, you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we've been, we go through this every year. It's, it's fine. I don't want to go out. I'm just going to cook something on the grill. Leave me the fuck alone. But no, he insists that there are no problems continuing into my next clip here. All my friends are cool, bro.

I swear. Nobody's causing any problems. Nobody's causing any problems. Is there a problem being caused me? Is there a problem? Like, there's not any trouble. We're not doing nothing destructive. We're not doing nothing crazy.

We're just trying to sit in here and chill out, listen to music, have a good time. You know what I'm saying? You know exactly what I'm saying. Dude, you know what he's saying? They're just trying to chill out, listen to some music, and have a cool time. What's wrong with these cops? They're always fucking with teenagers' cool, chill time. I'm amazed.

Like watching a clown car, the amount of kids coming out of that hotel. I know. So I was trying to count. We're watching all of these teenagers leave this place and it just never ends. It's like, this party is over, dude. It's, it's done. Yeah. They're all just in there listening to music.

I'm sure that's not loud at all. He's right. Of course. It's not a disturbance. And so we're going to find out that so it starts with, guys, nothing's happening here. Let's just, what are we doing? And now we starts getting aggressive. was like, well, what the fuck's going on here?

Why are you guys wasting your time? I didn't do nothing wrong. You guys shouldn't even be here. There's way more different problems that I know about myself. Same here. The fucking you. Four cops for me. Four cops for once.

What do we do? There's way more different problems out there, he said. That even I know of. Even I know about them. can give you a lead he's ready to snitch already he's not even in jail yet i'm telling you i was just sitting there going oh no like this guy's fucking uncle's a hell's angel right yeah like he's ready to dish my uncle cooks crystal meth yeah there's that's a different problem do you guys want to send four cops to that maybe these four cops can we just go back to listen into music now so now this is

where you can are they done piling out of that room yet yes the kids are all gone it's just him Because it looked like that line from the gang bang girl, the 100 people that say that girl cry. Just everybody shuffling out. Yeah, they were just about as happy with themselves leaving this party as these guys were after banging that gross girl. Okay. So what's going to happen here now is it seems like our birthday boy has been watching some of these police body cam videos because of some of the words that he uses. But I don't think he's learning anything from them. We're just traveling.

We were all at the hotel room traveling. Sovereign citizen. Where's my pamphlet? I'm leaving. You're lying. Am I detained? Am I being detained? I'm leaving.

It's my birthday. Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Go, no. Push me, my. I swear to stop. Get out of my way. For what?

For what? For what? For what? No. No. No. Get it. Go.

Go. Now I see why there were four cops. Now it's starting to make sense. He's yelling, please record this to his buddies. Oh, it's being recorded. All right. And there was like 30 kids, four cops. Yeah, that's probably the reason.

It makes a lot of sense. So this kid's just like, all right, I'm out of here. I don't need to talk to you guys. He tries to push his way through the police officers. And he's like, am I being detained? If you ever ask, am I being detained? chances are the answer is yes chances are you are now

you are right like we were going to bring that up but now that you have yes you're being detained and you assume we're going to be arrested ah you understand the principles of being detained well yes you are stupid so he's not taking good notes he gets himself arrested he's resisting as you could tell the scrawny little

white boy who by the way is throwing out some end bombs in there pretty liberally as well you're allowed to throw them at the police I believe okay that's a good point That is what George Floyd said. He goes, I give all white people an Edward pass. If you're talking to any race officer, that it's cool.

Wow. George Floyd did that for all of us. He did. He signed it into law, into urban law. Died for our sins. He died so that you and I can save the Edward to police officers. I'm going to go to Wegmans after this. There's always a cop in the foyer.

Does he have a national holiday yet? Because if this is all true. I'm for it. I vote yes. I love it. Okay. So my clip number seven. Oh, Stan nailed this episode title, St. George.

Yes. St. George. May he rest in peace. My clip number seven, the punchline on this one is great. Help. No. It hurts. Keep walking.

Keep walking. Are you dead? Are you dead? Are you dead? Are you dead? You're dead. You see this? Yo,

Stop resisting. I'm not resistant, you know, it's my birthday, no. Yo, it's my birthday, bro. Why you'd be arrested me on my birthday, bro? You know how many women have been dragged out of strip club saying that?

Yeah, I know this is a man. Yelling him on his birthday over and over again. Wow. So they're taking me also all this, like, are you dead ass? Are you dead ass? No, this is a joke.

Your friend's told us to roll up and do this as, like, kind of a gag for your birthday. We're strippers. Yeah, right. We're strippers. We're actually the bodyguards. Here come the hot chicks, idiot. They're dead ass. Yes, they are.

And now, this guy was being all tough. Remember before he's like, come on, bro, what are you going to do? He's like, I swear. Oh, I swear. Yeah, so he did one of these, like in the Southern Union, like, oh, what are we doing? We're going in a ring? Of course, we're going to the ring. So YouTube's terms of service.

So you're going to see in my clip eight. that he becomes a giant pussy all of a sudden. Most people do with the cuffs come on. It hurts. It hurts. I promise I'll be good. Sit down. Let my head comes good.

Let me sit down. Let me sit down. Let me go back to my both day party. I didn't even blow out the candles yet. I promise I'll be good. Yeah, how funny is that? It hurts. Come on, guys.

The cops... Wow, what a fucking pussy thing to say. I promise I'll be good. Yeah. No, it's not a good look if he's trying to be cool in front of his friends. Oh, no. That's not good. All right, so by clip number nine...

Oh, drive. Judging by the title, this gets more pathetic. Yes, the drive over to the station is not great. Okay, great. The suspect's meltdown only continues to get worse as he is transported to the police station. One of seven to three. Chinese, Bro, no, losing you.

It hurts. a problem for this guy. He is causing his own issues. Oh, my got to pull over. You're only that the police are going to pull over to loosen your cuffs? No, I think what's going to happen is his mother is going to show up to the station like a hurricane. My boy, whiz, my boy, you hurt his wrists. For sure.

This kid is so coddled. He obviously thinks that he can get away with this. Wow. All right. Well, the embarrassing temper tantrum continues as they pull into the station and open. open the door. You know, are you going to behave? Let's know these fuck out.

Are you going to be? Brow, losing my cups. Right now. Listen, please, I beg in you. Ask nicely. I didn't do nothing to you. Are you going on? I swear to God, bro.

Listen. Lozen up. You're going to have to come out. Loose enough. I don't think he's going to step up can you I want to step up can you I want to lose him I don't think he knows how to achieve his goals

I don't think he's going about this the right way he's very argumentative yeah he's kind of being a problem I want to be the cop that just shuts the door on these asses that's fun wow JFK had Chuck nailed it he's no George Floyd no he's much whineer

dude way of the noises he's in make later once they throw him in the holding cells so you might have noticed right there his pants fell off as they were marching him down to the cop car i was wondering what happened because i thought he was wearing jeans that was looks like he's wearing red shorts yes that was just down to his boxers and so um he also lost his shoes somehow my next clip look my side bro i don't want to drive you down the stairs what did I do I'm sure I'm sorry I got a heart I'm suing a fucking wrist

Look at my fucking wrist I'm never going to rest in my life You have now These cops are in your ass I didn't do none Bro, it was my birthday I was to the dream I was still

Tell me the police Guys it was my birthday yesterday You can't treat me like this This fucking Dirk is gonna sue over A pair of fucking Nike dunks this kid stinks i know i'm suing so you know he went right to that look at my wrists oh i'm going to sue okay sure that'll work oh god um so it gets very belligered about his pants

my nice club he really wants those bad if your pants were missing you would probably it would be high on your priority list too i'll give him i agree i agree Wait, what's the f***? Get my pants. My pants are right there. Please let me put my fucking hands. I'm not even resist and arrest. Oh, you're resisting and abreast.

No. I'm not resisting a rest because I'm fucking this. This guy had grabbed me for no reason. Check the body kit. Wow. You know what I've decided? This has just convinced me. from now on

new law I'm honest to God believe this everyone who gets under who is under arrest should have to sit back and watch these videos of themselves

oh yeah I totally agree with that and they should watch them with their friends in a theater his next birthday party is 20th birthday party we're watching a movie guys

I'm running out of theater I think everybody should just have to watch themselves be whiny blubbery messes for sure also I'm just picking up on this now, but this police officer on the right, was that the guy

he was calling the N-word to? Because I assumed it was a white guy the way there's three cops there, and if I had to guess which one, he was using it towards. So a lot of restraint from these officers, I'm going to say, well, they did steal his pants and shoes. They threw his shoes over the telephone pole before they left.

Yeah, they are having a little bit of fun with that. So my next clip, he goes on to explain to these bros that he's not resisting, bro. Okay, well, that's good to know. What is that? What is that? You take out please for no reason?

Yeah, yeah. I'm not in the car apartment, okay? We're here to treat you for your bleeding. Okay, I don't know. Look at my elbow. What's not in here? Oh, I don't want to know. Listen, we, listen.

I don't need my socks and my pants. That's all I was one in my life. You're worth there. It's all he wants is his socks in his pants. His socks he just threw. It's all he wanted to his life. It's socks and his pants. And by the way, yesterday was my birthday.

that they sarcastically wrap them in a box and bring them to them all singing happy birthday like in a restaurant to get a dessert to you from us it's your birthday birthday birthday birthday that'd be great all right one more clip on here so yeah right here this woman's trying to help him but i guess his nose is bleeding and stuff and we'll see what happens the suspect continued to refuse medical until he sobered up about an hour later. He was subsequently charged with disorderly intoxication, resisting arrest, and criminal mischief. Ah, that's it.

That's it. He should have been assaulted. I think he should have gotten a couple more charges there. I know. The police are too nice to some of his assholes. Is bitchery a charge? Could you get being charged with being a bitch? You know, Vinny, we started the show off today.

And again, Matthew Montgomery, great video. Thanks for sending that in. We started the show off today. I realized what we did. We're, you know, geeked up about football here in America. The season's winding down. Lots of good things are happening in the season. Some bad things are mostly good.

And we forgot to celebrate what's really important today. And that is Super Chat Monday. Happy Super Chat Monday. You creepos out there, you know the deal like Joseph Collins. Came in with $4.99. I was listening to the Slayer Classic, haunting the chapel. And what a way to segue to Carl and Vinny to a creeper. Love it. That's a good pregame right there. Do it, everybody. Jay Phoenix, thanks for the $1.99, my man, finally able to catch a live show, FSJ. Thanks, Jay Phoenix. Thanks for catching us today. Yeah. No argument there, FsJ.

Labran Mystic became a YouTube member. Thank you, Labrne Mystic. Now, remember, folks, if you want to be a YouTube member of the Creepoff channel, we truly appreciate it. You're going to get all of our bonus episodes, and you'll have a lot of fun with that because we try to do in live. every Friday. Every Friday we do a bonus show and there's Levern Mystic Gifting Five, the Creepoff Channel memberships. That is very well done, sir. In fact, I think that deserves a... Oh, boy.

Throw that one on the end. All right, fair enough. Labor Mystic with another Fiver came and says, couldn't this cissy at least break out of them like the other gal did? If they're going to throw a hissy fit and swear at the cops. Yeah, that's a good point.

He's a very skinny, scrawny guy. He couldn't just like... Guys hands are different. Women's hands are made for, you know, pulling babies out of other women or something. Is that what they're made for? Fucked to find out. Yeah, it's impossible to know, actually.

One more just came in if you want to scroll down. I'd love to. Joseph Collins, thanks for the down and nine. Happy birthday, Carl. Thank you, Joseph Collins. That's right. Your birthday is this week, isn't it? It is coming up.

I was just talking about the time we were in Philadelphia hanging out. And Dick Masterson got the entire bar to saying, happy birthday to me when it was nowhere near my birthday. Oh, what good memories. That was pretty funny. Oh, boy. So, Carl, we have a bunch of voicemails. So you want to hit up a couple voicemails before we jump into the scum parade?

Yeah, sounds good. Actually, I think I have voicemails, too. Let me take a look. But yeah, go out. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse. Retail theft is down this year in our Destiny USA Mall. Our merchandise is so bad, even thieves are saying no thank you. See you.

You know, these Syracuse promos aren't making people want to go to Syracuse. Are they aware of that? No one tell them. Is the tourism board approving these messages? I mean, we appreciate their support and their money, but it just seems like maybe it's counterproductive. Well, their money. You mean the IOUs we get every week? Yeah, come to think of it.

Syracuse doesn't have any money. Oh, boy, Carl, this is from our old pal Ronnie in Syracuse checking in. Hey, Ben, Ronnie, in Syracuse. Love you, love the show. I just wanted to say that as much as I'm a Cousa Roo for Life, there's just no way that I can vote for Carl. Your guy is just top-level creep, just unbelievable, abusing military officers.

That colonel story just broke my heart. I was in the Marine Corps, so I can appreciate that. I wanted to mention that you guys seem to think that men raping men in the military wasn't something that we were aware of, but I believe Dahmer violently subdued one of his fellow soldiers, I don't know how they say that in the Army, and raped him. So, yeah, it goes way back. But anyway, you know, got to say you got to do better, Carl, you got to do better, man. Thank you, fuck you, you by.

Yeah, we're going to give the results of last week's episode next week when we go back to a contest. I was wondering about that. Did you give Danny the day off? Well, Danny wasn't feeling good. Oh. She had a boo-boo belly. Well, she was tired from the baby, I guess. Oh, boy, Carl.

A lot of people have thoughts on that episode, and our thoughts on not knowing that service members get raped. Did we say we didn't know that? Yeah, you were like, that happens? You seem shocked. Okay. You seemed more shocked that members of the military get raped than stuttering John was to find out that you could have a civil.

ten years younger than you okay if you say so fired up pretty sure so carl's asking if service members are raped because we're letting women in sir i am an army vet i served in iraq and that's ridiculous it's about damn time you give credit to the gays you just forgot all about the gays they can rate people too they're people carl but we let them the army now whether or not that's a good thing that's something else all right shoot major crimes she way to forget about your people my wait what what you forgot about the gays

in the military they have a voice mail here everybody I've got an idea for a consequence for Carl I think that Carl should have to commission a real doll for podcast hitman

that way he can really enjoy Jenny Jekyll's in person one day Oh, make a Jenny Jingles real doll And send it at the podcast Hitman Is that allowed in jail? I'm pretty positive no And I'm pretty sure your wife would not be a fan of that We just have her posing

All right now open your mouth like this What is this for? Don't ask so many questions Turn your head and cough Okay, Carl This one came in from the guy last week Who had thoughts on our results girls okay jesus yeah hey sorry viny uh thank you carl carl's absolutely right i was fucking clustered

uh my point was they most both may be very very cute but me hell yeah has a much better attitude and she comes across and she would appeal to a much broader audience if you keep in mind that you were traditionally meant to be an audio podcast sorry that you had to listen to me get that out drunk all right i understood i understood the point you were making I just want to say congratulations on sobering up. And since I hung out with Rich of Oz all weekend, go to a meeting. Yeah, look at what it's done for him.

It's done wonders for him. Here's another voice around the game, Ed. This does not even deserve a captain's blog introduction, because this is just serious. The inside and outside tour I did at my house a few months ago, everyone on the internet, my mother and father are angry at me. They're playing at me. It's my fault. I admit it's my fault.

I want everything about my house off the Internet. Chris Chad calling into the show. That was Christine Weston Chandler? It sure was. You recognized the voice. I saw you recognize it immediately. Wow. What limitation.

Please call again. I think that was the real one. It must be. That was out of the project. That was spot on. Wow. That was fucking phenomenal. Well done.

All right. Someone commenting on our new thoughts on the wheel that we had last week about the possibility of having two separate wheels. A car wheel versus a Vinny wheel. Oh, I get it. I understand the bit. You guys were saying you would have separate wheels for each other, but you were actually naming things you want to happen.

I get it. So for Vinny, it would be like you get to eat pizza. And for Carl, it would be like dang fucked in the ass by a man because he's gay. What the fuck? Got you. Guy, he got me good with that one. I wasn't ready for that. He got you.

It was like an Anthony Jesselbeck-style misdirection. Like, whoa. I thought I was going to do something cool, too. Like, have a taco or something, but no. Boy. Those are the voice spells we have this. I got a couple more. I'll lay it on us.

Let's go. Hey, Carl K.T. here. Calling in for the creep off. Vinny, I did what you said. Order is received. We have up on the message board. Everybody changed their VPN addresses so we could get the votes in. Just waiting for my mom.

on email. Thank you. Bobby-bye. Car call. Cary. Search anal loob. Ah, shit. You carry to comment, Mr. Paulino? About anal loob? Yeah, that too, actually.

What are your friends up to? What's going on? I don't know those guys. Uh-huh. I don't know those guys. And I would like to meet them if they could possibly send me their Venmo. Yes. That's the way I like to meet these guys.

introduce yourself with your vetmo. One more coming in. Speaking of our results girl, Danny. Hey there, Carl. Did you boy make the mook? This shit's for the creep off. You guys had this some fucking drunk call in

talking about out from an audio listener's perspective or whatever. Our Danny sucks. Yeah, I second that shit. That bitch is lame. Oh, wow. Jesus.

God. She is lame. My hell yeah, it's honestly way better. Let's get her back in here. Give her this damn baby-making bitch. Don't call me a bag. All right. There's two votes for Mahalia right there.

Wow. I didn't know we were having a competition again. I guess we were. So Dave, better stepping up. I know she's a new mom, but put the baby down. Put some effort into the creep off, would you? You're going to have that baby in your house for the next 28 years. so relax worry about us we need more care i'm pretty sure that was me hell yeah's mom calling it

i could have been i don't know who that is but uh you got any more carl that's it buddy well you know what that means it's time for everybody's favorite segment scum parade take me on a raid of these fuck's charades that these creeps have made Scum parade Vinny and Carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit Scum parade

like stories of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat scum parade Carl remember this broad Yes Wow

Kind of Maybe this will remind you more Yes This is all Raygun, everybody, the Australian Olympic breakdancer. Yes. Because this is an Olympic sport. She made waves last summer by coming in last place and everything and making an absolute

spectacle of herself. It was honestly the best part of the Olympics. Certainly. Certainly. And they didn't even have Snoop Dog there to call that. They had them every there for everything else, but they don't have them for the funniest shit that could have possibly happened there. Well, she's better than Snoop Dogg, so it's fine.

Well, no, he would have been funny. calling it. She is a creep. I don't know about that. I'm very... Do the sprinkler. I am very upset by a story that I just read. Apparently this past weekend, a

musical parody of Raygun's Journey to the Paris Games featuring songs like I'm Breaking Down and I would have one but I pulled a muscle that were created by a Australian comedian named Sarah Broadbridge was shut down

Carl would you like to know shut down before it could even be seen three guesses cease and desist see this is such bullshit right here

and by the way what a pussy this comic is for canceling the show I don't know what the Australian laws are but there's no case Carl they don't have a case here the comedian didn't cancel

the show she didn't the venue did the venue got spooked the venue got spooked the venue got spooked spooked by the lawyers of Raygon. See, that's right out of Stuttering John's

playbook right there. This is the shit that I get pissed about. If I told you once, I told you twice. These fucking people who get a fucking be up their bonnet and want to decide what everybody else could laugh at. And I understand you don't like people laughing at you. But Jesus Christ, don't go out and do a

kangaroo hop. We're supposed to be breakbancing, you psycho. Yeah. How do you not embrace that? She was the talk of the town. Talk of the whole world for a little while there and now it's just what to be made fun of let me tell you something when i did stand up if i had a set that was so bad it inspired a musical yeah i couldn't help but be flattered by the way i'm three songs in on tom meyers the musical oh my god can i can i get you know

my opening number what's the i've been writing one too i have an opening number it's called this way to your table sir i have home again with my hat, that's when he gets done with the gig. Take me out to the ball game. There's a fun version of that, but it's about Little League and, you know, kids. Anyway, this is a ridiculous

story because this comic says people know about this person, you know, it's Australia. It's probably even a bigger deal there, I would imagine. She goes, oh, people want to celebrate this. So she sat down. She wrote an entire musical. She wrote all of these songs. She put it in this whole production.

And then right before their mother's, to finally do it they get shut down with the cease and desist now when i was thinking about this though buddy i do have a take on this i'm listening i bet this show sucks i bet it's not very good well i would imagine it's probably not a woman wrote it a female comedian wrote it yeah i bet it's pretty terrible yeah so the venue's just like yeah we weren't really selling tickets and it we saw some of the rehearsals and that's fine season this is yeah yeah we won't do this Well, you might be right. No one will know now.

But the good thing is, this woman got to make a name for herself and get some publicity, the comedian, without actually having to do anything. So entertainment, huh? Show business. Also, what would be the jokes for an entire musical? Like, it's just the one joke. She's bad at breakdancing. Oh, it would be great.

Like they show her around the Olympic Village having spasms on everyone. Okay. I like that scene. Then once. then it would be her trying to check into the hotel and she like has spasms all over everyone there all right you're winning me over now the big closing number yeah is she loses but she's happy about the friends she meets all along the way and she has spasms all over those friends it was about the journey and not the destination yes heartwarming yeah it's about one's woman one woman's uh awful I got nothing. I was trying to come up with a Rochelle Rochelle fucking. I had nothing. But you're trying to. That's what matters in this podcasting game is that you try. No, I had a stroke for a second there. I need to lay down.

Yoda Whirl saying play the video of her. We just did. Yeah. Here she is. I mean, it is fantastic. I can't do this. Can you do this many? Yes. Oh, well then. I could do all of this so far. Okay. New consequence for the wheel. Maybe not this. That's really stupid. New consequence for the wheel is. learning the choreography to this and recreating it. Okay. The Raygun. The Raygun. Beow-Beu! Let's go on the car wheel.

I'm not even joking. That'd be really funny. Okay. Done and done. Going on the wheel. Carl, I got to move on to the next story today. Let's get rid of her. Let's meet this young lady. Okay. We're down in Clearwater, Florida. Let me guess. She murdered her hairstylist. And whoever glued the sparkles to her face.

What is she going for? What are these pink? bangs. This is Mackenzie Keeling. Apparently she comes from a wealthy family. They have a nice home down there in Clearwater. That's a wealthy family. They can't find a better hair salon. A wealthy family. Well, she hasn't done

the roots. She hasn't had them touched up. No, the roots need to be touched up. So she put an order to a place called Raising Cains. Have you ever been to one of those? It's a fast food joint. Sure. Okay. And Clearwater, only to discover that she was missing eight packs of cane sauce

that she had ordered. Well, what's the point of going? there if you don't get your eight packs of cane sauce well that's what uh our friend mackenzie felt and she turned right around returned to the restaurant and spoke to a female manager now folks this is where we play the game who is the creep is it mackenzie or is it the store manager you decide the store manager's name is tatyana herbert and uh she declined keeling's request that she'd be provided with extra sauces now she came there the manager gave her the eight that she paid for She says, hey, can you throw a couple extra in there? I had to come back after all.

Yeah, for pain and suffering, right. Right. And I'm still distraught that I didn't have the sauces a few minutes ago. Yeah, I have the sauces now, but come on, a little extra here. Help me out. You wasted my time and my gas. Now, the manager decided, no, I'm giving you nothing. You get nothing.

Here's the eight you paid for. You need to leave. And these sauces are 39 cents apiece, so they're not nothing. whose side are you out here? I don't know. I want to play out. What do you think? During the tirade that now starts happening,

she becomes hostile and verbally and physically abusive to the manager. She began yelling in the eatery disturbing staff and customers, according to the felony criminal complaint. During her tirade, Keeling shot out her right hand with force and struck Herbert in the leg. See, this is an opportunity for this restaurant chain. because you have a tagline sauce worth fighting for. You're like, this should be the commercial.

People losing their mind. Remember when Rick and Morty had the Cheshwan sauce and McDonald's and people were lined up for blocks to get this shit? Absolutely. And that was all just because some cartoon scientists said it was delicious. Now we have actually footage of this woman beating the shit out of the manager for more of this sauce. And you're like, give me some of this sauce.

Let's go. So all she did to start this off was accidentally hit her in the leg with her arm. I imagine she's going, please give me the sauces, hits the lady in the leg. Sure. She gets very upset. She then allegedly tried to tear off her keys from her ID lanyard attached to her belt. Give me that. Give me that.

I'll go back there and get the sauces myself. Pull it off your job. I'll do your job. The victim was in fear, cops reported, adding that the sauce was, that this whole fucking thing that happened was witnessed by two employees and CCTV footage as well as other patrons of the rest of. restaurant. She was booked into county jail with a $2,500 bond. She's also the only person to ever get munchies from meth. You don't usually see that. You know, Carl, I'm voting for the manager.

As the creep? Yes. It's a 39-set packet. The woman had to drive back because you were too fucking lazy because your staff did a shitty thing. You would. You would. But I'm going to tell you why you're wrong about this. Oh, fuck your hat. I'm going to tell you why you. you're wrong about this this is on mackenzie because eight is enough no the show did not freeze

the stream did not freeze i just gave is enough the proper fucking response to that joke i'm sorry that was a joke from 45 years ago i apologize for that oh jesus christ you stink who's with me here guys how many how many how much it's supposed to be how many how many fucking sauces as she need. Dear fucking God. All right. People are changing their vote for me as we speak. They're going back to the website.

All right. Well, I'm done with that. Hey, Carl, you know what I forgot to mention while we're going through the skump parade? Maybe we should just hit it real fast. Oh, that's right. Hackomania, back to the hack. Tickets are on sale. That's right.

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Even though Cardiff will be there. It worked last year. He wasn't there. This year it won't work. Right. So just use creep. Creep. Correct. Carl, you want to go head over to Philadelphia and meet a lovely young lady? What's going on Philly? Well, South Jersey, actually.

This came from Philadelphia's WPVI. This woman's name is Alyssa. Alyssa Rosa. Lovely woman. She called the news station after she found out that someone created a sexually explicit images of her by using AI

and distributed the photos to her friends. Okay, so she called the news station to say how hot she is. Hey, my name's Alyssa Rosa and I just want you to know that I'm so attractive that people are taking my clothes off with AI and then posing them on the internet. Can you send me the link? I think that's probably a news story like how hot I am, right? The people are jerking off to me with fake nudes. That's pretty hot. Well, I kind of feel bad for this woman. Oh, you do. Here's why. We've talked about this a lot on the

show. People who don't know something is happening live a much happier life, not knowing that something is happening. Yes. A woman decided to send her the pictures out of the blue because she found them on her boyfriend's phone. Yeah, this woman is a fucking busy body and an asshole. Track down Alyssa to make her aware. My boyfriend is jerking off to your nudes right now. Where do you get those nudes? Why does he have your nudes right now? The she learned the images were likely being created by a guy she's befriended on a social dating app. The same guy told her that she had had access to her

Facebook photos sorry folks he would comment on my photos and say things like thank you you're so beautiful and say things like about my son like you know he's so handsome

and things like that she also said that he straight up said things like I made so many clips of what that pussy would do like it's disgusting how dare you she went on to say okay

I have a new theory now based on this because now she's going, look, there's videos of me naked, all these photos. And I think it's this creep over here who's saying, like, he lays into that sort of thing. I think these are all real. I think this woman has had all over nudes leaked. And so she's trying to get ahead of it. Like, by the way, video, I don't know if you know this. I've never worn a cow bikini in my life.

That was AI. That was all that. Those photos. Those photos were generated by AI because I would not be caught dead wearing a cow bikini. Like, just do it. I would never do something like that. I think that's what this woman is doing. She's trying to get ahead of it.

That might be. Could this turn into the Elisa Rosa effect? Like, when a woman comes out, she's just like, hey, no more making photoshopps of me naked or using AI to have me doing sexual stuff. People are just like, oh, yeah, yeah. We definitely won't do that to you. Okay. Well, Pennsylvania, I got news for you. New law goes into effect later this month that will make it illegal to create.

This type of AI generated sexually explicit material. Dude, that's a stupid law. House Bill 125 just passed it prohibits AI from being used to generate child sexual abuse images, which is probably fine. Oh, yeah, that's fine, yeah, right? And last week, the United States Senate passed the Takedown Act, which would force social media companies to remove sexually exploited images, including deep fakes of any person within 48 hours of being notified by the victim. I'm fine with that one. you can't just make naked pictures of someone put them up there yeah but it's a he said she said isn't it

you have to prove the real in order to keep them up yeah just be like does my vagina look like this then you show as side by side you know it can be kind of like one of those find the differences things we're like this is what the tits look like on this AI version of me this is what my tits actually look like you're like okay yep the the ariola is larger over here and over there

There's the mole. There's the mole right in the cleavits. Perfect. This tattoo is decent, but not available on the AI. Well, either way, I just thought everybody should know. Everybody should know in Pennsylvania to stop making AI porn of strangers. You'll definitely get caught because they'll totally trace it back to you. Hey, Carl, this is Alexander Westwood. He's 24 years old. He's from a saucefire, I believe, in England. Yep. He has been arrested over 20. sexual offenses against women and children.

He's going to be sentenced in February. He was found guilty, actually. Now, this guy is kind of famous because he starred in the Netflix show Sex Education. And then he decided to start teaching acting and give his students an extra sex education. Okay. Yeah. Now, this guy had two 16-year-old girls that really wanted to take his acting class. and he systematically abused him for over two years, Carl.

Dude, even Kevin Spacey and James Franco are like, dude, slow down on this shit, man. This is fucking bonkers what this guy was doing. The suspect raped and sexually assaulted one of the pupils who was going to drama school in Birmingham. West would touch himself and rape her. He talked to her about a sex scene from the 1991 film Frankie and Johnny and a masturbation scene from Bridgeton. Mr. Wall said as well as filming her naked on his iPad, he would make them act out inappropriate sex scenes with each other, and he would film it on his iPad.

There's also the sex scene he would tell them about Teen Anal Sluts 7. Yes. And also he wanted to recreate with them. Now, he's making these girls practice to do nude scenes and other stuff like that. But there were some other instances that were a little more fucked up. And could be forcing a young girl who he's

systematically abused for seven years to drink his urine. Okay, I have a question about that. Can you prove he forced her to drink his urine? He's a charismatic guy. Good looking dude. A lot of people would do a lot of things for a smooth British accent. That's right.

So there's so much here. He's out there filming these girls with his iPad, which is a very professional thing to do. And they're like, we don't want to do this because you're filming it. And he was like, are you questioning your teacher? Do you want to get better at acting.

Right. Eat her asshole now. Get back to the seed. You know what the worst part is about this? So he starts banging this teenager and then he starts cheating on her with another teenager. So he's not even faithful to the underage girl that he's sexually assaulting. That's kind of fucked up. When one of these girls decided that she wasn't coming to his sessions anymore, Carl,

he introduced a contract described by the prosecution as a coercive tool to keep her in line that said she would owe him thousands of pounds. pounds if she did not keep attending his lessons. I like it. So he had David's the evil lawyer working for him. Yeah. Oh, by the way, you've been taking my class for this song. You automatically now will owe me tens of thousands of dollars if you stop allowing me to rape you. How was that possible? Well, I mean, it's all written there in black and white. Yeah, okay, I guess it is. All right. I'll see you. See you Monday.

Are you six, you're 16. Do you think you could afford a lawyer? Do you think your parents can afford a lawyer? No. Smile for the iPad. and they put in here in the article it talks about how he's just a bad apple yeah is that the term you'd use for a guy who systematically rapes children a term what a what a bad apple that child molester is maybe that's the name of this episode bad apple yep he added if we were to list every instance there would be hundreds of charges for this guy so it was a lot yeah it was a lot for a long time well it's only 24 yeah he's gonna have a wonderful time in prison and it's London, so he'll be in jail for like eight years. Oh, yeah, he'll be out in eight weeks. Yeah, it won't be bad. So let's introduce you to another lovely family, Carl.

We're going to go down to Spartanburg, South Carolina. Wow. America, am I right, people? Buddy, this is God's country. A jury found a married couple and their 21-year-old son guilty of multiple charges related to the death of a 14-year-old girl with special needs. who is left to rot to death

and a dirty home filled with trash and insects. God, I wish this is the first time I heard a story like this. I know, dude. We have another one. Yeah. The Seventh Circuit Solicitor's Office announcing a statement that David Bainard and Bobby Joe Bainard and Edward Bainard, the son were all convicted a murder, felony, child abuse, and unlawful

neglect of a child in connection with Heather Bainard's death. As a result of the convictions the judge sentenced the parents to 20 years for child abuse and 10 years for child neglect, those will run consecutively. Edward received 30 years for the murder, 20 years for child abuse and 10 for child neglect, which he will serve concurrently. Now, this in 2022, David Bainer took his daughter

to Spartanburg Regional Medical Center and carried her in like a sack of potatoes, they said. Yeah, but the difference is a sack of potatoes is actually useful. Turned into fries or something. It turns out she had the same complexion as the sack of potatoes. The 14-year-old was reportedly listless and unresponsive with gray cold skin showed extreme signs of disintegration. Neither David Beiner nor Bobby Jobainer showed any emotion or urgency when bringing the child to the hospital that night.

She started to smell too bad. Can we bring her over here now? The dad sat in the waiting room on his phone. Well, the daughter was with the doctors instead of being in there to ask any questions. Yeah, I don't think he cared for her that much. Yeah. I can't believe he has a phone.

Everyone has a phone. most people have phones now. Good point. Everyone has a phone. Now, here's why the son got the most time. Yeah, why is that? Because Edward Bainard reportedly worked as his sister's home health aid and even got over $25,000 for that job. Oh, so you're going to arrest him for being bad at this job, Benny? Should everyone who's bad at their job go to jail for 30 years? Is that what you're saying? I want the manager from raising canes in jail. I want this kid in jail. This is what I'm talking about. You can't just start arresting people because they're bad at their jobs. Lock them up.

We already have a overpopulation in prison. Investigators went to their house and reportedly found food junk piled multiple feats high in their home. The floors recovered in animal feces and insects lived in the trash that had been strewn around the home. Police officers needed to wear respirators and safety suits when they went inside. They found multiple animals suffering from extreme neglect. You know TLC is kicking themselves right now.

I'm like, how do we not find this family? Fuck! It's going to have been a ratings bonanza for us. Coming up this fall, meet the Bainards. Yes. It's called my sister's rotting away on DLC. Hi, I'm David. I'm Bobbi Joe.

I'm Edward. He's all fucking cross-sighted and retarded. And then Heather's like, uh, by the way, good news for Heather, though. Best Halloween costume. Scary A.F. So good on her for that. I'm going as Heather Bainard this Halloween. I'm going to go on that other chick

We're disintegrated into the couch You're just to have a couch around you And you're just going to walk around With feces and bugs and shit That'd be fun I know there's some couch cushions I'm out I'm tired to tap on that one

That's too gross Oh man So they're all going to jail This kid was just left there They said that her legs Look like raw meat Yeah That's what legs are

Peel back that skin, and there it is. Yeah, I don't care for these people. That's the Baynards this fall on TLC. Love it. All right. Let's talk about something that happened down in Duchess County. Garrett Collins, he's 50 years old. He's the African-American gentleman grabbing that other man's penis in the picture there.

He's a caseworker at a Duchess County Center for Autistic Students. He grabbed that 19-year-old from Queens, by his generals, and squeeze them in his grip. while dragging the teen as he howled an agony as this was filmed from inside of the facility. I have to say to this caseworker, he picked the wrong profession if he wanted to grab people by the genitals and get away with it. TSA. The job you wanted was TSA. Vinnie, when I tell you, every single time, I'm my way to Detroit. I'm my way back from Rochester today.

They always have to feel me up. I don't know what it is. I don't know what I'm packing in there that the system goes It's something crazy Because they always have to dig deep into my crotch To see what's doing Have you thought about not using the butt plug

When you go on a plane ride? I've thought about it. Why? Okay. Do you, oh, you don't want to be comfortable when you fly? No, I'm all about comfort. Okay, well then there we get Then we're on the same page.

You do you, homeboy. Thank you, buddy. So sparking more out. right here. The Anderson Center that Hold on a second. Someone in the chat, Champ K. Headchuk says the black face is racist. No, no, no. They're just like making sure you can't see

who the victim is here, sir. That's not. Oh, no, no. That's not what that is at all. Now I'm taking it off. Take down the phone. Oh, no. Gardner fans at Carl's alluring cock. All these people. Yep. All of these fucking people

you're telling me the TSA can't get enough of your junk. I'm telling you, every single one is just like, oh, here comes hamburger. Here comes the meat patty. I'll call you meat patty from now on. That's a great nickname. You know what it is, Reverend Schist St. Powerful Pooper? I don't like it, but I'm just so, you could ask my brother who was standing behind me at the most recent one.

Just grab me to his own junk because he felt left out. Yeah, I'm just like, I'm like, no, I know exactly what you're going to do. It happens to me. I was talking to the guy. I'm just like, yeah, it happens to me every day. time to see you now. Old Topps said, oh man, I thought you said TSN, not TSA. TSN, they'll do that too, but. Yeah, Mike Morris pats me down. It's weird. So let's get back to the story. The Anderson Center swiftly fired the whistleblower who recorded the video and then told the teen's parents. Yeah,

we can't have people filming us grabbing everyone's crotch in here. And dragging a child. Fun fact, this place has been around for about 100 years. They collected millions of dollars in state and city taxpayer funds to educate and house students with severe autism. The students pay, you ready for this? $651 a day. The state pays $651 per day per student and they're dragging them around by the dick

like their fucking suitcase. I mean, that's a tough hiring process. How are you going to find a guy who wants to grab a 19 year old's dick and drag him 25 feet across the room? You know what I mean? It costs a lot of money to find people like that. So in the video, which is described, I do not have the video. The abuser is yelling, go to your room.

This is what the mother describes it says. My son says, I don't want to. I want to call mommy. The perpetrator then grabs my son by his penis and by his scrotum through his clothing and drags him 20 to 25 feet into another room where he shuts the door. My son continues to scream inside that room. The video captured 28 seconds of what the whistleblower described as 30 minutes of torture. Hold on a second. Can we just stop and say dragging someone by their genitalia

very effective? This is a very effective method. This worked immediately. Sure. Okay. So I want to get that out there. Sure. We got to learn from these things, Minnie. Do you think this is one of like the new police holds because you can't put people in chokeholds anymore? Right. Yes. No one's going to suffocate by having their balls squeezed. Right? Yeah. Garner fan says you could totally find a dude to grab all those dicks for a hundred bucks a day. Oh, okay. Yeah. good point yeah yeah you know what i've never hired for that job before i probably was making seem it'd be more difficult than it is so this video was captured in like the spring and by august 11th the parents brought the video to the state police this guy kept his job the cops

went there and arrested him for this months later he's charged with two counts of physically endangering the welfare of an incompetent physically disabled person which is a felony and the second count stems from a different video recorded by a whistleblower, which shows counts hitting another center student with a hard notebook binder and reveals red marks on his forehead. A Gartner fan has a good line. The chicken chokehold is what they call it at this facility. I know that one.

He's not coming with me. Get into the chicken choke hole. Let's get this over with. Dwyer Christian wants to know, do they bowl the women? Okay, she wants the job. There's lots of different holds you could do. Wapio says that he's been directed by his junk before. He confirms that it is effective.

Yes. I had a feeling it was. Thank you, Wapio. The dismissed whistleblower was a young man from Malawi who was recruited to live on-site and care for the autistic residence. This guy lived on site at basically a loony bin. He was paid $1,000 a month. with room and board and now he's at risk of losing his uh his uh j1 visa because of the work

exchange program so that guy's going to get deported for blowing in this asshole for grabbing this kid's dick yeah man mind your own business mind your peas and cues that's a good lesson for everyone out there all right there we hear about a lot of busy bodies uh let's celebrate super chat monday people are celebrating with us and i do appreciate that so uh i think we're up higher that, right? Carl's Frosted Tips. Oh, here we go from Labrins Mystic. He says, happy birthday, Carl, and he wants to hear the paper late victim blame song. I'll give him a taste.

A victim blame. Oh, I'm sorry, but you brought this on yourself. That's all you're getting. Carl's Frosted Tips. Thanks for becoming a new member. Thank you very much, Carl's Frosted Tips. Reverend Schistain, Powerful, Poop, or 2 bucks. Fist fighting for Cornserve, only in America. Oh, that's true.

Joseph Collins, 499. For the wheel, loser tries every hot sauce on hot ones. Oh, that would be rough. That would not be good for me. And topic idea from Jay Phoenix, thanks for the dollar 99. Creepiest valedictorian. Oscar. I mean, I call Oscar.

Whoa. I call Oscar. Don't fuck with the guys, kids. I draw the line there. All right. I'll only fuck with adult offspring. Good call. No kids.

It's the right way to do it. Thank you. Carl, I got a story from Florida Florida. Boys, this is a fun one. A guy named Timothy Hyder, he's 57 years old. He was allegedly drinking and watching a football game with his fiance, Natalia Dumae, at their residence in St. Cloud, Florida, with several other people. When she gave him some bad news, Carl, she was breaking off their engagement.

Yeah, because your team never wins the big game, so I can't marry you. I can't marry a loser who watches a team that can't win the big game, she said. Thank God our wives didn't do that You don't think that's what she did Might have been I think so But I thank God that our wives Didn't do that is what I said

Oh is that what you said Yeah thank God We're both fucked Yeah for some reason I've gotten my wife To actually care about the bills I don't know how I did it But that's where we're at right now

Same way the TSA can't stop grabbing your dick You just have a magnetic personality I guess It's what it is buddy The couple of men in relationships It's October 2021 but we're going to frequently fight and argue when they drink together. You ever have those couples?

Oh, I've hung out with those couples. The fucking worst. The second one of them gets a little bit of alcohol, they decide to start airing every three other ones bullshit. And just it all starts. And then one of them leaves and the other one sits around going, come on, I'm not that bad, am I? What the fuck?

Why am I going to deal with this? I'll just keep drinking more and bitching about her. Yeah, and it's just like, wait, so you're a premature ejaculator, Bill? Is that really what's going on here? she was spilling some interesting information just now. One family member identified as Dumae's daughter told police that Dumae and Hyder were at a football party together prior to coming home that Sunday night, and they had been fighting throughout the day before arriving back at the residence.

It's unclear what prompted D'May to break off the engagement. Oh, it is? Okay, what? You tell me once you find out how we responded to it if it's unclear why she wanted to break it off. Only that the two had allegedly had alleged relationship issues. for quite some time. Once back home to May's daughter said she could hear her mom and hide her fighting

and that she was lying in Natalie and Timothy's bedroom watching a movie when she began to hear Natalie and Timothy argue. Jenna stated she turned the volume up on the television so she could not hear them arguing. Jenna stated Timothy came into the bedroom, went into the closet. Jenna stated she left the bedroom

thinking that Timothy was getting ready for bed. Jenna said shortly after leaving the bedroom, she had a loud noise. Jenna stated she went downstairs and reserved Natalie bleeding from her head and mouth. Hider, who spoke to police about what happened, said, what he ended up grabbing out of the closet that night was his 357 revolver, which he used to kill him A

by shooting her square in the head. According to the police, he allegedly confessed to the murder saying his fiance had, quote, pushed him too far. Yeah, first my football team lost, then my dumb bitch girlfriend is nagging me about shit. Yeah. What's a man to do?

His story is, she told him that she wasn't going to marry him and Timothy said when they arrived home, that they sat on the back porch talking about their relationship. relationship. Timothy stated they continued arguing, and Natalie was pushing him and reiterated that she was not going to marry him and gave him the engagement ring back. I love the not sure why she broke it off. I'm not sure why she said yes in the first place. That's what they should be trying to get to the bottom of. Yeah. The last thing she said, though, Carl, was, oh, no. So she was a negative lady from what I understand. I believe that. Yeah. So Timothy said he placed a revolver back in his holster and told the daughter to call 911. He said he waited. it outside until law enforcement arrived and they took him into custody. He told police that he wished he could take back what occurred that night, but he snapped.

So, you know, whatever. Everything happens for a reason. That is why Pencils heavy races. That's why Pencils have a razors. Carl, I got one more creep in this marathon today. This creep, I have to tell you, it should not be in a scum parade.

Yeah, I know. This is a Hall of Famer in the making. This is, this is they creep off winner right here. Folks, I saved it for a skum parade. And here it is today. Vladimir Chesikadov. He's 52 years old. He was convicted in a high-profile murder,

abduction, and rape of two women in Russia, one of who was kept prisoner for 14 years. 14 years kept a prisoner and lived to tell the tale. Yeah, one victim named was Oksana, which was killed and dismembered by Vladimir in his house. not great at katerina balakina she's 34 she was abducted at age 19 escaped last year she's the one who survived it was established she had been raped thousands of times subject to repeated violent acts of sexual humiliation she was kept in a cramped room behind two locked doors one of them ironed with metal

covering the window when he would go out she was forced to lie on the floor and wear this homemade wooden head and neck noose so she could not escape Her arms and legs were tethered to metal brackets fixed to chipboard in a crucifixion pos position. Her mouth was taped so she could not call for help for 14 fucking years. And yet she was still treated better than the suspects being held by the CIA. Can you believe that? Can you believe it? When she got out, she goes, thank God I wasn't caught in Afghanistan because things would be way worse.

Despite his conviction in the murder, abduction, and rape trial, Vladimir known as the Smolensky Maniac will not face jail after a sexological and psychiatric examination. He's not going to prison. He was declared unable to control his actions over the 14-year period. It was sentenced to compulsory hospital treatment for intensive observation. Can I give you my impression of everyone who works at that hospital that he's going to? I would put in my two-week notice. Yeah, here's my resignation letter.

dude a state investigator said that he used two sheets of chipboard with metallic straps to harness her limbs he placed the wooden news on her head and taped her mouth shut like i said but he also tacked up a bunch of porno pictures around the wall for her to look at yeah get her excited so i thought that was nice get her into it the room was decorated with children's dolls they took away multiple sex toys that he used to torture her beneath her room in a low ceiling to cellar was found the remains of the other woman who was around 30 when she was was killed in 2011, some of her bones were found in a sauce pan. Now, his mother, who lived in the same house, by the way, said that this woman, this is all bullshit and that that woman lived like a queen. Yeah, that's his girlfriend. Why are you getting involved in his business with his girlfriend? That's exactly what she said. Carl, can you, it's pretty good when you have, like, somebody could back you up, but, like, why do you have this? Why is, this woman not seen sunlight in years. Why is she like the size of a fucking pencil?

That's how we treat women in this country, mom. Have you lived in Russia your entire life? What's your problem? Right. By the way, the rumors that pony power two was the one who made these sex toys that were being used on this woman are not true. He had nothing to do with it.

They did have a nice relationship, though. She did play chess with him. Okay. And then he would rape her. and it's alleged claimed ahead of the trial that she had been free to go at any time and alleged his relationship with her was one of love.

Yeah, and she probably was down in their chest matches and wanted to come back. She's just like, all right, it's got to get a winning streak and then I'll have closure and I can get out of here. Honestly, man, his defense is so fucking crazy and probably delivered with such like an earnestness that they're like, he's crazy, let's not send him to jail. Or how about this?

He's crazy. Let's send him to jail. I don't care why you behave the way you behave, whether you know what you're doing or you don't. We can't have you in society, so go to jail. Better idea. Fight in Ukraine. Did you point out, yeah, I know I'm surprised. He probably will get a chance to do that.

Did you point out that, so there was two women abducted and the one woman was murdered in front of the other one? Yes. She was murdered in front of the other one. I did not do. Yeah, so that's the good deterrent right there. If you're like, by the way, if you ever are not. in the mood to play chess or get raped. We could always do this.

This is the other option. Would you like to put on your wooden helmet now? And talk dirty to me or what? Jesus Christ. All right, Carl, new consequence on the wheel. Wear wooden helmet for 14 years. Or how about this? Abduct a girl and get away with it for 14 years.

No, I don't need another woman in my life. Now you mean, did I tell you what I had to do this weekend? And you're in Detroit having the time of your life. Yep. I should, oh, God, I'm going to get divorced. If I go, okay. My wife says to me. Just turn this off if you're listening.

Go ahead. Two weeks ago. Honey, will you take me on a Christmas adventure? He said, what is the Christmas adventure? I found this place. It's a little bit of a drive, but we could do it, you know, together. It'd be fun. We go out there.

They have all sorts of stuff. They have three buildings, and it's all Christmasy. It's this nice village. We could get lunch. We could do a whole thing. Would you take me? I'd really like to go see it. Aw, she's got the spirit, Vinny.

So, of course I say yes. Of course you do. Carl, when I get to this place, this place, I've been to fucking Marrier Estate Sales. Oh, no. This fucking shit. How did she find out about this? Fucking Instagram. Yes.

I didn't ask. I should have asked. Of course. These people, it's like this, do you want to buy a Charlie Bear? No. No. there's it was old-ass buildings that were the size of my living room three of them next to each other with the holes drilled into the walls so you could walk through no and each one was just each showroom was somebody's old shitty living room and it was just horrible and then there was no place to eat for lunch there was no anything would you like to know where it was car buried the lead where was this two and a half hours away past eutica oh fuck you between

between eunica to Albany. Yeah. There's nothing good there. There was nothing there. And so here's the worst part. On our way home, guests where my wife wanted to stop. The Turning Stone.

No, I wish. Not the casino? No. Destiny fucking USA. Oh, yeah. Syracuse. She's been listening to the show. It's like,

I've been hearing all these good things about Syracuse. We ate in the Syracuse Mall food court. Dude, the Arby's there. I live to tell the tale. The Arby's there. That horsy sauce. Not bad, right? Yeah, but they wouldn't give a

me and I had to fight a woman. I had to fight everyone there. Dude, I almost... Is that really what you did? Yeah. Now, and I almost slapped a motherfucker in Sabaro. When you guys said Sabaro, you're a true Italian.

When you and your wife show up to this Christmas adventure, yeah. Does anyone go like, are you going to grab the kids? Are they still in the car? Are you guys? Why? It's not a Christmas adventure. It's a fucking shitty antique store.

Were you the only adult? there without children? There were no children there. It was all adults. Oh, weird. Dude, it was the worst. Oh, this is getting worse and worse. Did you buy anything? At that place? Yeah. A Christmas ornament. So they did have stuff for sale. There's probably some dead ladies. Yeah, I mean, most, yeah, most old things are. Oh, my God. A dead person. They were so terrible. They had, like, you could buy a lot of homemade soap if you want. One of those kind of places. Yeah. Great. It smells like jingle bells Great, thanks

So you went to the mall And you got some food at the mall I've never rid of that mall Oh Jesus Christ Is doing anything fun while you were there? I got sassed I just kid at Sabaro Yeah?

Yeah, you rolled his eyes at me Why? Because you wanted extra meatballs No, I ordered a slice of pizza I got one slice of fucking pizza I haven't had pizza in months Oh, got I get a slice of pizza

And I go can I get that And a bottle of water he goes we don't have bottles of water if you want when you go over there to that other place there a dollar and i looked at anything healthy at sabarro and i looked at it you think we're going to have a bottle of water and i looked at him i said okay just the slice then and he goes like i'm an asshole jesus christ minnie i'm sure you might have a rage problem you might be a rageaholic if you're reporting back on this story i got my dick felt up by two different dudes in two different airports you loved it and your whole thing is a guy

rolled his eyes at you because they didn't have bottles of water i'm the problem carl you are the problem jesus christ i mean you could pick a restaurant that adultyed at if you wanted to do you couldn't get into anything we tried we're looking for restaurants it was just everything was the tgai fridays was uh backed up i'd rather die they go to a tgai fridays thanks what kind of shitty chain restaurants they have at destiny mall cheesecake factory okay yeah that story checks out like that i hate the cheesecake factory i don't like it either i don't like it either There's too many fucking choices. One of the creepiest people I know in the world works at the one in Pittsburgh is a mops floors and shit.

I'll tell you who it is after you'll laugh. Oh, okay. All right. Bye, guys. It's nice to be important. Hold on. There's another super chat that came out. Oh, shit.

Look at that. There is. Rock or B. So quick to get out of here. I am today. I love you guys. Carl, TSA loves grabbing my package. Me, nobody told me there would be boasted.

Yeah. All right. Well, for that, I'll give you the drop here. Where is it? No one told me There was going to be boasting You fucking know all about this shit Hey Carl, you know what next Monday is

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