The Creep Off - Episode 245: 501C-3ped0

Episode Date: December 30, 2024

In this episode Karl & Vinnie present their picks for the biggest creeps of 2024: On Karl’s cop cam we meet a drunk woman dressed like a cow who refused to Mooo-ve (get it?): The Scum Parade features a lazy FedEx delivery driver, a guy who had a little too much fun at mass and a set of parents who don’t like a bragger The score is currently Vinnie 2 - Karl 2, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winnerCheck out the Scum Parade stories: Want to support the show? Find us on Patreon, Supercast & Backed.by to get exclusive merch an extra bonus episode every week! FedEx Contract Worker Arrested After Allegedly Dumping Undelivered Packages In WoodsMan poured whiskey into church holy water during mass: CopsTexas woman allegedly flushed fetus down toilet in Whataburger bathroomMan accused of rape in Covington allegedly sent mother photos of sexual acts with daughterDon’t forget you can leave us a voicemail at 585-371-8108You can follow our Results girl Danni on Instagram @Danni_Desolation

Dude, I cannot wait to get out of 2024 because that means I'll finally be in 2025. And guess what's in 2025, Carl? I believe a little thing called Hackomania, back to the hack. That's right, May 9th through 11th and sunny, fabulous Las Vegas. We're going to be hanging out in downtown. And you're welcome to join us and all of your podcast pals. Who's going to be there, Carl? Well, we got the biggest problem in the universe.

We got this little piggy. Nobody likes onions. Who are these podcasts? And last year, Trucker Andy didn't make the trip. Producer Chris didn't make the trip. This year everyone's coming, the whole crew.

So it's going to be a blast. And I'll tell you one more thing. If you're wondering whether I should buy tickets or not, Ray DeVito will not be there. Hey. There it is. Cardiff's coming. Cardiff will be there.

OJ. will be there. What a time. Tuki. How can I forget weird medicine, Dr. Steve? I can forget. Yep. And don't forget, subreddit surfing. What?

Okay. I made that part up there. um carl yes if people want to save 10% what do they do they put in the promo code creep CREEP when they go to hackermania dot com that's right so i hope to see you there and uh let's have a creep off what do you say buddy mm-hmm all right Disgusting, vomiting, inducing thing. Ola, creepos, welcome to another episode of your favorite true crime podcast, the show about creeps by creeps, for you creeps, the only true crime competition on the internet.

You found it. I'm your host. My name is Vinny. Big shout out to all the true believers. Excelliore. True believers. And joining me in studio. As always, my co-host, hot co-cacacaro!

What is happening, Vinnie Paulina? What's happening to all the Cousarroos out there? Welcome to the last episode of 2024. That's right. Suck my dick 24. Moving on to 25, baby. 24 was a good year. It was a great year, actually.

But, you know, it probably wasn't great for everybody. So they're just, you know, I'm trying to. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A new year is optimism. It means anything can happen. Yeah, because honestly, if I go into this realizing how great, 24 was and expecting

great things for 2025, I might end up being crushed by the reality of what a terrible year 2025 could be. Yeah, you might want to not think too much about your life. You might want to just like keep smoking that weed and ignoring everything and all the signs around

you. It's probably the best way to live. Which signs? I'm just saying, it's probably the best way to live. Just find a nice hole in the sand and stick your head right in it and leave it there. It's probably the best thing for you, my friend. You're right now where you are, is that hole of sand. Perfect.

You're sitting right at it, baby. And yes, I do work for BetterHelp.com in my free time. This is what I tell people. Yeah, I have to pay him $100 for that advice. He writes, but it works. Keeps them happy. Now, folks, as you know, the show is a competition. And every week, Carl and I compete to bring you the biggest creep in any given category.

Carl, tell everybody how it works. Yeah, so Vinnie and I present at the top of the show who we thought was the biggest creep in whatever category we chose, of course, today's category is the biggest creep. of the year 2024. So any person who did anything creepy in 2024, we can bring, and then we present our case. You find folks, go over to the creepoff.com and vote for you thought about the bigger creep.

When somebody gets to five wins, the other person is the loser of that round and they have to spin the dreaded wheel of consequences. The score right now is Vinie 2, Carl 1, and of course, to find out what the score should be, we bring in our results girl, Danny. Danny, Danny. Read and result so dandy

Please won't you post that fanny All over the Patreon That body's so uncanny Boy smooth like lamb and shandy Oh yeah she's my creep girl What's up guys? What's up, Danny? Did you dye your hair black? I did.

You going for a little goth thing right now? Just something different with my hair I was getting too much I like the contrast I think you look great Yeah, for sure Thank you. I think you look wonderful.

Now, Danny, it is going to be New Year's coming up. But last week was Creep Miss, what the biggest show of the year? The biggest holiday show of the year. Correct. Who brought the biggest creepmas creep? We need to know. Who gets the point? Yeah.

Can you remind us who each of us brought? Oh, shit. Hold on. Put her on the spot on this one. Why are you fucking with her? I don't know who everybody brought. Exactly. I'm sorry.

I do have the results, though. All right. We'll take those. I'm sorry. Jeez. I brought William Spangler, Jr., a guy who started a fire that destroyed his entire neighborhood and then shot at first responders and took a few out. And Vinnie brought some guy who's actually not that bad a dude. Ernest Hulever Jr., Carl. Ernest Huliver Jr. All right.

Danny, who won? Okay. 65% of the vote. Carl is the winner this week That's the creeper Comeback King Club is for the air they see Watch him rock a cowgy street

That's the comeback king That's right I was down I was down 2-0 And now the score is Two to 2 You son of a bitch Let's update it there

Danny Vinnie Paulino Thank you very much For bringing such bad news for me Do you have a resolution for 2025 probably stop smoking everything um i stopped cigarettes when i was pregnant but um i've been vaping so it's you know that's hard to quit after you use that to quit smoking cigarettes that's a big thing for sure i just want to get healthier that would be good yeah get the nicotine

out of your life you don't need it nobody needs it everybody listened if you want to quit show some solidarity follow danny on instagram and let her know that you're quitting smoking too And you can all quit together. Won't that be nice? You know what my New Year's resolution is? Nope. I'm going to start being meaner to people. I've been too nice.

2024. I was way too nice, everyone. I'm ending that in 2025. My resolution this year is simple. It's the same one I have right now. It's to never see Wicked. Yes. I think we'll be able to pull that one off.

My one is mine. So good. All right, Danny. Very New Year to you. We'll see you back next week. And don't throw that baby. I won't. Bye. Bye.

Motherfucker. How do you know what? Alex told me, our producer Alex, send me a message. Hey, did you know you've never won a Creepmas episode, Vinny? Oh, is that true? Apparently. Nice. No, that's not nice.

Well, it is nice because we celebrate a lot of holidays on the show, not just creptmas, which is the biggest one, but also Super Chat Monday. And the way that you celebrate that with us is by super chatting. or becoming a YouTube member, as Brent has. Thank you very much, Brent. That's right. And our boy, Seymos 4044 is kicking it off with five euros. Happy Cremus and New Year, Carl and Vinny.

Rob Saul gets my vote for creep of the year. Oh, that there were a bunch. There were a bunch that we had to choose from. And so Vinny and I both brought who we think is the biggest creep of 2024. I have a feeling people are going to agree with us. Well, before we jump into that, Joseph Collins hopped on with another 999. I was listening to slowly rap high obituary. However, before the show, everyone watched the isotope zombie accomplishments.

That's right. That is the song that is our intro song, zombie accomplishments. You could find that wherever you listen to half music. Yeah, wherever you stream your music, you can find the isotopes, and they get some streams in, and that gets 0.0002 pennies in my pocket, and I appreciate that. Thinny mixing a salad, cunt hair away from diabetes. He's talking to me. I think he might be talking to you, buddy.

all I eat is fuck you uh huh listen in 2024 carl right now as is I'm down 57 pounds from where I was a year ago that's incredible

be cows but there's your salad bitch just because you put iceberg on pizza doesn't make it salad asshole sorry well it's called a pizza salad I know I'm familiar with what you do pepperoni and that's how you start your meal

well it's the appetizer pizza salad and then you have the regular pizza and then the pizza right And then you have the They have the pizza pie For dessert Pizza pie

All right Carl Fuck all that Let's get into this Who do you think Is the biggest creep of the year I want to hear for this from you I gotta know who you think it is Well I'll be honest with you

I had friends over yesterday Watching football And I did talk it over With them to get their thoughts on it And we came to a consensus And sure there was a lot of names of politicians and murderers and serial killers and child rapists, a lot of names being thrown around.

But this one stood out because this one is, I would say, the worst thing you can do as a human being in the internet age in 2024, this person is a grifter. Oh, the worst. If you want to play my video number one, this is a TikTok video. They'll let you know what this person is grifting. Well, $20. And it's not the money, it's not the money, it's paper. It was the person.

Watch this asshole tear up during this video, too. I'm building this art studio to support kids in vulnerable communities. And I really believe in my mission. I know in my heart of hearts that this space is going to be amazing for a lot of people. I know that it's going to offer a lot of people So much comfort And I've asked a lot from a lot of people Or at least what I think is a lot from a lot of people

I've done a lot of fundraising And people have showed up And now I'm staring down the barrel Of potentially a $5,000 boiler bill Because the year is just not Recoverable You need more money Oh, okay

Boiler guys coming on Tuesday to do a full quote, but that's what it looks like it's going to be. And I have been talking to people about it a little bit here and there. Oh, just a little bit here and there? Because it is weighing on me. And someone just showed up today and handed me $20. And when she showed up and I talked with her, I said, I feel really bad that I have to keep asking so much or asking for so much.

Like, I'm capable of doing this. I am capable of making this happen with or without support. And she said, no, you don't understand. What you're doing isn't a selfish act. It's a selfless act. Is that what you said? You're asking for help because you can't carry the weight of the world on your shoulders yourself. Fuck off.

She said, $20 is small. And the $20 from a bunch of people adds up quick. That sure does. And before you know it, have that new heater. and that space will be safe she said things like what you're doing change the world and it isn't that often that normal everyday people

Jesus Christ you still going this is all the stuff she said to him you remember to that verbatim so for everyone who's helped and supported and stood up and donated I'm so grateful I am he's grateful

but but very thankful you need more money though do right okay hold on a second i didn't know we were allowed to do this this is now i want to point out everybody it's very cold in here it's very very cold in this studio right now yes and $20 from everybody adds up really quickly so you know we got the guy coming over i think it's going to be $5,000 bucks oh no where will we ever get that kind of money now this is daniel Now, Daniel Alexander has a TikTok, and on his TikTok, he goes on there and he talks about his trans kid and his other kid who's gay. Timothy Dransky.

And he talks about how these poor children are in marginalized communities and they're not safe. And so he has to build an art studio to save these kids' lives. He literally says this. Now, he has a go-fund me. And if you want to take a look at my first link that I sent you there, we can bring that up. This was February 27, 2023. he wanted $10,000. And this is what he wrote on his GoFundMe page.

You wrote, so you want me to pull the GoFundMe, right? Yeah, yeah, got it. Yeah, okay. So, yeah, renovations for an art studio for kids. He's raised $4,8,805. He says, from a very young age, I had the dream of being an artist. I love the act of creating. And I felt deep within me, the healing power of art.

Growing up in a family where I was the youngest of eight kids, art supplies weren't something we could regularly afford. So many times I turned to the resources of our public schools to fuel my passion for creating. I learned then that those art rooms were sacred spaces where people from all walks of life who come to feel safe and create. In my later teens, I dreamed of being an art teacher and sharing my love for art with the world.

Everyone should and could have access to those sacred safe spaces again. You know, I'm going to go ahead and say this, motherfucker. If your dream was to teach art, why didn't you go to college to fucking teach art instead of fucking having a coffee shop on the back of a pickup truck asshole? Yeah,

this is not what's known as like a dream. dream. This is something that people just go, oh, you know what, I'm going to go into that profession. That's what I'm going to do for a living. Yeah. You don't have to dream big. Now, Vinny, what's crazy about this is that he tries to pretend that this is something he's doing for kids. But you can see right there from what he wrote, this is all about him. This is all about he felt safe when he was a kid being in his art studio. He wants an art studio for himself. He raised $4,800 with this go fund me and then just stopped doing it. You'll see the donations there are mostly from two years ago. There's one from five months ago.

But other than that, two years ago, two years ago. Yeah. So what did he do, Minnie? I'll tell you what he did. He started another GoFundMe for the exact same thing. If you look at my second link that I sent to you. What? Look at this asshole.

Community Art Studio fundraiser. And this one, he's raised $6,300. So he made the $10,000 goal then. He is up to $11,1115. He needed $10,000. He's shot past that. And he's still asking for money. He could get the space heater.

and still be $6,000 in the green and the black. He built this one in December 28th, 2023. So just about a year ago, he put this one together. But Vinnie, wait, there's more. There is another GoFundMe he created just a couple weeks before that one. Pull up the third link I said, Joe. The Pay It Forward Fund. Vinny, can you do me a favor and read the description of this GoFundMe that he wrote?

A beloved chat, uh, okay, sorry. this is a pay it forward fund all the proceeds will go to offering kindness within my community and there's a picture of his coffee truck dude what kind of grift is that a pay it forward fund give me money and then i'll give that money to someone else wait well how about i just give that money to the person i want to give it to you can i do that no give it to me i'll do it for my community why would anyone do this so listen i don't know what he's doing but when i see this the first thing that comes to my mind is he has a picture of his truck that he sells coffee at wherever it is was it itica yeah yeah i'm not trying to docks him he talks about that shit but um that truck is his business

and he has a picture of his business and he's like pay it forward so is he just like taking this money then handing out coffee every now and again when somebody comes up let's look into that vini i'm glad you asked that question what is going on with all this money that he's raising that supposedly for this art studio for the community for marginalized communities communities and children. Well, first, before we get into that, my clip number two, we won't watch this whole thing, but in September of this year, running out of money again.

Oh, God, no. I know. I wasn't able to do a whole heck of a lot for renovations this week. Now, this is an art studio that's going to support kids, and it's going to have a real focus on kids in traditionally marginalized communities or vulnerable communities. But honestly, it's just going to have accessibility tools for people who have different accessibility needs.

It's just going to be a real safe space, not just for those kids, but for any kids. And as I sit here painting, just sort of realizing I'm able to do many renovations this week. As I sit here painting, I realize I wasn't able to do a lot of renovations this week. Now, you'll notice the painting on the wall behind him is something that he did. He's holding onto a painting. He's constantly showing off the stuff that he's doing in this art studio. Yeah. Well, from what I understand, he was having other guys.

is over there to paint on his back. Yes, that is true. They made Hawaii. They did a rendition of Hawaii on his back. It's very impressive. The islands. So he's out of money again. He says, guys, I don't want you to think I'm putting this on the back burner, but, you know, money's tight right now, so I can't really get to a lot of renovations.

This was in September. Well, can I ask a question just about this in general? Please. You know my business background. I worked in the non-for-profit field for quite a while. Yeah. Does this guy have a 501c3 for any of this shit? That's a great question because people have looked it up. Now, I don't pry into people's lives like this, but other people have, and they can't find squat.

Okay. No one's been able to find anything that he's registered with the state. I've never done a go fund me like this. So I don't know. Do they give the money to the IRS? Like, did they give a report? That's a good question too. They have to, right?

They would have to. I would assume so. So if that's the case, if he doesn't, have a 501c3 and people are giving him money. Uncle Sam's owed a cut of that money as opposed just doing this the right way. Yeah, it's just part of his income then. That's a great question. That's interesting. Yeah. It's the first thing I question. Anytime people are raising money for some type of non-for-profit, unless you know it's for a specific person and it's like a cousin and they're trying to help out and shit like that, find out if there's a 501C3 involved. It's a good,

it's a good thing to know. Right. They do they do have to register that and make that publicly known. Correct. Okay. my clip number three now he slipped up just last week and finally admitted what is really going on here now he purchased this house there was like an abandoned house and uh started renovating it and building this art studio for these kids but then watch what he says here am i hitting play on this video number three okay sorry yeah oh my god oh my god look my workbench is full right mugs that i made okay more mugs in here yeah oh you've been busy to go in the kiln i have a kiln i have a vinyl piece that i just did right here that's for a gift for someone for christmas

i'm creating 42 years old and i finally i finally have a space pause it studio i'm sorry i hate him can you believe the balls at this guy to come on here and be like Guys, look at all this stuff I'm building. Look at all the stuff I'm doing. He's making all these, uh, mugs. Well, they're for the kids where the kids eventually come so they could have hot cocoa. No, no, that's not the case at all. In fact, we're going to find out in my fourth video on here that these mugs are actually

for sale, Vinnie. He got donated a kiln from someone and now he's creating these mugs that he's then selling. And where are the proceeds for that going? Well, it's fine out. I can't wait to share their results with you, but if you stick around, you're also going to find out how you can help and support kids in vulnerable communities. Now, that's what this whole space is intended for. It's a space that's going to support kids and vulnerable communities. What's it being used for now?

A real safe place to be able to create and grow. All of the proceeds from any of my stuff, it's all going back into renovations of this space. Clearly, I still have renovations to do. well, my big kiln isn't working any longer and it needs to be repaired again. And every single time something happens to it, I just repair it and I move on. But it's about time for me to start looking at a new kiln. I've been eyeballing a brand new scut kiln that I'm super excited about. It means that I have to sell a whole bunch of items to be able to get to the point where I can

afford that scut kiln. Oh, but remember, this space is going to support. So let's think of this scenario. I enjoy playing Paul Reed Smith electric guitars. I'd love to have a whole collection of them that I could perform live. If people could donate to my GoFund me, I'm going to go buy very expensive guitars with that. And then I'll perform live and I'll make money at those shows. But don't worry, the money I make at those shows will go into buying more PRS guitars.

I really enjoy having those PRS guitars. Well, I guess it's fine because you are an at-risk child. I am a marginalized community. Yeah. Myself over here. Is this a fuck? This is bullshit, right? You buy PR guitars for disabled adults.

he's asking for money he's a charity asking for money and then when he got the money he started making stuff that he's then selling it's fine though putting it back into this thing yeah you're a thing right that's the problem here i have one more what a sack of shit because what's happening how is that people are like what the fuck dan you've been talking about this thing for years you you finally have it kind of working a little bit and you're in there doing all this shit so my don't you think a kid would have like to have made the mug with that clay that we all paid for. So my last clip on here, number five,

he's trying to do a little damage control here. I'm not buying it. On the other side of this wall over here, two kids that belong to vulnerable communities. Now, when I told you, I was building this art studio for kids in vulnerable communities, they were who I was talking about. One thing I know about kids from vulnerable

communities, they're loud. They're friends, people within their community, people who really deserve safe spaces. And I've taken some criticism over the last year about not sharing or showing the kids that use the space or the kids that get to use the space. Now, there is an understanding I'm still renovating, so there's not a lot of access to this space yet. Right. Only you can get into it. Right. Yeah, yeah.

It can be really open to the public, but a few kids have used the space. And the answer is, you will never see them. I have an obligation. They're a figment of my imagination. You will not see them, but I picture them having a lot of fun. If I offered it up to me in any random person, the internet could judge these kids in any way that they deemed fit. Okay, hold on. You like that, Vinnie? No, I don't.

Because let me tell you about a thing that I did back in the day, Carl, I went out and I raised, I think it was about $15,000 to $20,000 to build a tech center for kids inside of a government subsidized apartment complex in space provided by the complex through a 501c3 non-for-profit organization. And when I did that, I had to show everybody how it all worked and I had to show that we were using it.

I had to give schedules of times that it was open. I had to go down and mark every T and cross every T and dot every I to make sure that people know how it was being used once it was built. And that I didn't build a $20,000 fucking party room. And you might have even maybe taken some photos of people using the room, the people who benefited from it. Yeah, see what happens is when you're a 501 C. you have to release what's called an annual report. Yes. And you also have to show it to a board of directors of independent people not

involved with the agency who oversee it to make sure that the funds are being dispersed properly. That's the law in New York State, Daniel. Now, is he doing anything illegal? Probably not. Anyone could create a go fund me for any reason. No. And if people are dumb enough to give money to them, they can take your money.

But I'll tell you this, Daniel, I would be sitting here casting aspersions at you and be very suspicious, sir, if you, if you're not. you had followed the proper steps that could show us the actual documentation that you are following all these rules that are insured to make sure you're not defrauding everybody. Yeah, it seems to me like all this money that you raised over $11,000 and who knows how much you got for money from other places aside from the two go fund me's that you created. Seems to me like all that money is going towards things that you want. People are walking out of the deal. Fucking hand him $20 on the street. How do I know you didn't just fucking go to the lunch counter, dude? How do I know you didn't just

roll through the drive-through with that 20. Guys, I really need everyone to contribute to my car wants to go to a lot of Bill's games next year fund. It's really important that you give as much as you can, as often as you can, because I like traveling to road games. You know, we've got the new stadium coming soon. It's very expensive to go to these games now with the reigning MVP. It's going to be tough.

He's not the reigning MVP. It's going to be. Fucking go Lamar. I do. I'd piss you up with that. Anyway, that's my creep. Daniel Alexander The underscore shoe underscore fits

on TikTok You can find him there And you might know him as woke dad When we cover him on Who are these socials Did you find someone creepier than a woke dad Vinny? I'd be hard pressed to believe it

Carl we talked about this guy On a bonus episode Okay But there's only one person There's legitimately Only one person Who could wear the crown Creep of the year 2024

ladies and gentlemen i give you my nomination no boy right this is going to be a tough one that looks a lot like uh our old buddy iso do that is icelina prussetti junior car oh jesus yeah that's right let's talk a little bit about this mother's so go yeah the man who did a lot of work of the dabbalverse did a lot of things to help some shows get established and he is nothing but a stain on all of us and him yes i fucking hate that you this kid. He's a problem. Let's talk about him. We're going to have to start back in March with Officer Christopher Tiscano from the Federal Bureau of Investigation's Child Exploitation Task Force here in Rochester. You see, he had a meeting with ESO's wife. And boy, did she have a story to tell him,

Carl. And I read all the reports on this a while back. And I've been refreshing myself with it. And I have some new details I'd like to share. Yeah, because I learned a lot when you presented this last time. It's horrific. Here we go. This stretched back all the way to September of 2016 when she goes into his office and she sits down at his desk and he has a weed grinder on the table. I don't know if she's going, what is he doing smoking weed or she wanted some weed? But either way, when she opened up, she got the wrong kind of sticky yicky. It was a thumb drive filled with fucking heinous CP.

This is from the indictment. Several images depicted naked children. both boys and girls, and naked children range from toddler age to about 10 years old. The children's genitals were exposed in the images. His wife says that one image burned into her brain now depicted a little girl about two or three years old with a male's penis shoved in her mouth. So what's a wife to do at that point? She confronts him and has a conversation with him regarding the images on the thumb drive.

And boy, am I too old for you, Eso? Is that why we're not making love as much anymore? Is that the problem? How this guy had kids? Brutal. He admitted that the thumb drive was his and that he was, quote, sick. He then blamed his viewing CP on doctors who abused him in the past. That's right.

He's like fucking ash. He's like fucking the fierce fatty. It's the doctor's fault. They touched my dick when I was five and now I fucking can't help it. according to her he ultimately broke down crying destroyed the thrum drive and flushed it down the toilet okay which is not how you get rid of it once it get to start it's how you ruin your plumbing well that's true yeah fucking moron so the biggest mistake here is at this point his wife did not contact the police years go by carl yeah she's thinking everything's fine she caught him that one time

of course everything changed how could he possibly be continuing to do this after he was caught well one day she's uh everything looks fine they're in their new house and his wife finds a laptop she's never seen before and uh she booted it right up and wow look at that more really fucked up cp wait what now at that point he does the same it's not my fault it's the society i have audio of what he said to his wife when he got caught the second time who gives a shit who gives a fuck pretty much he then goes i'm gonna do better i'm sick it's not my fault so he throws he claims he threw the laptop into a neighbor's dumpster. Thanks a lot of hassle.

I know. Worst neighbor ever. Fuck. Jesus Christ. If you ever see a discarded laptop, I'm telling you, it's not a free laptop for you just to take and play with it. Don't ever fucking touch it. So, by the way, this is August of 2022.

He's working on the Shulie network. Correct. Nobody has any idea this shit is going on. This guy is keeping the shit tight under wraps with his fucking wife. And it gets really fucked up here. This is the stuff. that sickenes me. The way he treated this woman who the first time,

she would have got this asshole help. She would have taken him to go get, fucking do something because she did care. And she didn't fucking turn him in. But this is what fucking makes me crazy. He lies, says it's not her, his, it's whatever.

He throws it out. I'm sorry. He doesn't know what to do. So she told a family member, one of his family members about the situation. And that's when he confirmed. confronted her and said, you better fix this. And here's what you're going to do. You are going to go to my family and you were going to tell them that you're a liar and that this was all made up. And you

did it because you were mad at me. And I don't care what happens. You better do that. And if you don't do it, guess what I'm going to tell them. I'm going to tell them. It was ours. It was yours and mine. We're a couple of sickos together. How do you like that? This is the part that the enemies of Shulie, you want to use ESO as like proof that she'll use a piece of check they don't even realize how horrible this actually is what how this guy reacted to this and how we tried to destroy his wife because she caught him with this shit is the most some of the most heinous part of this Carl he's ready to take down everyone with him I'm so proud of his wife because this is the point where you know she stood by her man at a time when she shouldn't have yeah that's love

but she realized this guy's a fucking psychopath who's gonna fucking ruin me he's garbage we have children what if we both end up in prison what if the what if our whole family our kids end up being wards of the fucking state and some guy like you ends up with custody of him so well bad news for the first of many years of their lives a guy like him did have custody of them well at least the mom was in the picture she smartened up and starts recording the conversations sports smart smart smart yes good move so a few weeks later still in August of 2022, Carl, she's still suspicious of this guy. He says he threw the laptop out in the dumpster, whatever. So he claims, she goes to the house, claims it's gone, and she finds

the computer. She finds hard drives. Oh boy. It's always hard drives. And another computer. There's always hard drives. And they're, like we said, dude, they're like dragons. They got to sit on their fucking gold. They can't help it. So he claimed, I've never seen those before. They must be the kid's collection of child part CP. I don't know what the fuck he said. Is your brother bringing his hard drives over into her house? This is crazy. So finally, she goes, isn't this the laptop you just fucking told me you threw out?

And then he goes, well, yeah, but I was scared to throw it out because there still might be something on it. And she goes, what? More CP? And he goes, yeah. How do I know this? Because it was recorded. Okay, guys. I don't have the recording.

this is all in the indictment. Pazuti Isolino offered to sign the house over to her at that point and give her as much money as he could for her to, quote, keep her fucking mouth shut. What a negotiator? Yeah. She says, is this

a bribe about the CP? And he goes, yeah. And then he said, if I do this, if I agree to this, you have to sign a non-disclosure agreement. And if you, once you sign that, if you tell anyone, I'll know. And then you'll be in trouble because you sign a

non-disclosure. The guy's retarded, too, by the way, everybody. And he said, I will find out if you ever speak to the police. So then he threatened her and said, if you do go to the police, it's still on. I'm telling him, it was yours and mine. We were in all of this together. Scumbag. And guess what? She recorded it.

Amazing. So, great job. Former Mrs. Isso. I'm sorry to even fucking associate with you with this, fucking guy. Now, it seems like it took until March till they served that search warrant. And listen, folks, I am not going to tell you everything that was on this, but I'm going to tell you this. There were children performing sex acts at gunpoint. Jesus. There were little boys being raped in orgies with grown men. Their videos titled Punish Little Teens,

uh, pre-Lolitas. Just fucking thing. sucks the second hard drive had 39 or 3,940 images 27 videos of CP overall there was about 6,000 between the devices I'm not going to describe them but like I said, heinous fucking stuff now I was hoping today to be able to give you all some good news here but he did plead guilty on August 19th of 2024 yes he pled guilty he faces 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. He was scheduled to be sentenced on December 12th. Oh, okay. Yeah, what's the update?

Well, he has not been sentenced yet. I actually could not find any information. So I called up the Western District of New York's clerk's office today. Okay. And I asked for an update. And what I was told was that there was a hearing on that date, but they have postponed the sentencing to the beginning of January at some point. Okay.

So he's going away, but something's going on. and I don't know quite what it is. But for what this guy did to the dabblerverse, for the amount of ammo that he gave scumbags who don't want to look at their own fucking actions, want to put everything on everybody else, fucking disavow, disavow, disavow! Okay?

Fuck ISO and fuck any of you people who think any of us have anything to do with this cock sucker. Fuck them. That's my creep of the air, and you better vote for vinyathecriepoff.com. And that's the way the news. goes yes i agree with you uh brilliant presentation viny a real scumbag of a human being real piece of shit i need some water now i got worked out but i mean it's going to be tough to

be woke dad so we'll see we'll see how it goes if there's any justice of this world carl we just got so many super chats coming in during that people are celebrating super chat monday with us the last super chat monday of 2024 joseph colin thanks for the four 99 woke dad wins sorry vennie yeah i like that Rock Award B, 2002, $5. Woke Dad needs a pottery wheel so he can make phallic-shaped vases and reenact that scene from Ghost.

Dear God. A good guy, six, six, six, thanks for the two bucks. Thanks for a creepy year, excited for 2025 creeps. Me too, my friend, me too. There'll be plenty more. Captain Cheese, thanks for the 499. How long until Daniel makes it onto the scum parade? Well, I think that we should keep an eye on this.

And I think people should start asking, where's your 501 C3? anytime he makes one of these grifting videos fucking comment where's your 501c3 asshole you're fucking just doing all of this supposedly on the cheap dude I know you don't want to get the government involved in these things but there's reasons

getting the government involved he goes to Albany to get bills passed he loves the government okay well then fuck him oh man Joseph Collins thanks for the Dow 99 I thought Carl won wow Vinnie all right people are changing their minds

they might be I see Pylunker 499. Thanks late to the show but still want to pay it forward. Merry Christmas Carla. Happy Hanukavity. F.S.J. F. the pedophile of the assy. You got it. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Labran mystic. Man, I got to tell you, we had a leaderboard over here. Labran, you're going towards the top of a baby. Gifted five creep off channel memberships. And what you get with the creep off channel membership folks is you can see our bonus episodes every Friday live at noon. We have a great time with those.

In fact, if you want to become a patron of the show, you could get that as well as merch. There's merch that you get when you join the Patreon and just scan that little QR code up there by Carl's head and that'll take you right over to it. Yeah, we just did an episode where Vinny broke down some of the presidential pardons, these people who were on death row. And Biden said, hey, come on, let's not be harsh with these people. My favorite is the guy who leads the gang inside of the jail who orders murders. Yes, they're like, let's keep him alive. There's a guy actively still murdering people. And they just like, yeah, but death penalty seems harsh.

fucking stupid idiots all right carl what people are still getting the death penalty is everyone who entered the building on january 6th but if you're a child rapist or a serial killer that guy who took the podium they executed him with the firing squad all right let's uh let's do some cop cam car what do you say let's go i can't wait to see calls cop cam fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me cause cop cam. Lose all your rights.

Ruin your life. Before we get into it, let me just comment on high and tight and thank him for naming the episode. 501c3PO, am I right? Come on. Come on. I love it. All right. So Matthew Montgomery sent me in this cop cam

and it starts off. My clip number one, they're at a convenience store, The police have to show up because there's been an argument of Bruin for about an hour. And finally, someone just calls the guys like, we got to get these people out of here. And so the police show up and see this. All right. Let's take a look, shall we? You act like a better friend team.

talking to me. Come on. Don't resist. Okay. Leslie Jones is really falling far, hasn't she? She's an angry lady. This is a very big black woman in a, what would you call that top she's wearing? It's a cow print, unflattering.

that's the correct term yes all right so let's find out what is going on my clip number two we get some more context here can't wait what's the deal what's going on because my friend wanted to go home and I'm trying to talk to her and say okay let's

get in the car and I'm not trying to be a bad friend so I'm waiting for her nobody is disorderly contact nothing is touching me I don't know why I'm under a bed I don't understand why I'm on your left can I have my phone Where is it? It's in the car.

Right there. I'm talking to my husband. I'm going to call your friend. I'm going to get your phone right now. She's a flat so. Those are a set of udders. It's not great. So she just tried to be a good friend.

Can you believe that, Vinny? Why are they arresting? She's just trying to be a good friend. I am sorry. High and tight. Still coveted correction. 5001c3 Pito is the name of the episode. That kind of covers it all.

Thank you. Well done. High and tight. Very, very well done. So you heard her there. Now, a lot of people have an addiction,

especially in this country. I'm sure it's happening in other countries as well. They're addicted to their phones. Sure. They can't even imagine not having their phone on them, being away from their phone. So this woman says, look at,

officer, I realize I'm in handcuffs, but you got to give me my phone. And she's not going to take no for an answer on this one. Well, look out. It might be a stampede. Nobody's telling me why I'm under arrest. No, no, it's not in disorderly conduct. Nobody touched you.

Nobody was screaming. Nobody was saying anything. Okay. Can I get my phone? I want my phone now. So go go get my phone. No, I'm not sliding in the phone. I'm asking for my telephone so I can call.

My boyfriend is on the phone. Let me talk to him. Just please go back into this. I understand what you're saying. I know. I understand what you're saying. But no, I'm not. I want my phone.

Go ahead. Is that a loophole I didn't know about where the officer tells you to do something like, no, no, I understand what you're telling me. But what I'm saying is I'm not going to do that. Oh, okay. I didn't realize. What I hate about this is she's acting very rationally. Like she's not kicking and screaming.

Correct. But she's still being a giant cunt. Well, it's funny you say that, Vinny, because things take a turn. Or should I say a flop in my next clip? Oh, no. Let go. Let go. I just get into the car.

Oh, good luck getting her up. Oh, yeah. This is going to be quite a process. So she goes down. What happened? They're trying to drag her into the car and she's fighting back. So she just, like, fell into the other officer. And they both collapsed to the ground.

Let me tell you how that would work. If that woman was falling towards me, I would one step to the right. Goodbye. Wham. Dude, if that one was following on you, I'd have to find a new co-host for the creep off. It'd be over. You're not wrong. All right.

So my clip number five, we're finally going to find out. What is the situation here? Why are these people arguing? She said she's just trying to be a good friend and what's going on? Let's find out. What's going on? Hold on. she she we came down here with her she left us at the beach she left us at the boardwalk so we walked up here

my friend got sick we walked up here to get something to eat she was here at the wawa so we were just standing here we waiting for an uber i have him actually on the phone we standing here so she said i say you're intoxicated just let me drive home because i had my son and she said no this is my car this is my license da da da da da da i said fine but i'm not letting you drive home and toxicated with my son Okay. Well, she drives down with her friends. Her one friend is a four-year-old son and they're going down to the beach and they go to the beach and she decides to get wasted. So Leslie Jones is blitzed and the other lady's going, look, I haven't had anything to drink.

I can drive. And she's like, no, no, no. It's my car. I'm driving. Like, well, then we're not getting in it. I don't want my four-year-old getting in a car with someone who's. as wasted as you are behind the wheel. So now we got to go back,

now that we know what's going on, we got to go back and get this woman in the police car should be easy enough, right? Man, I just want to know who's going to pay for repairing that parking lot.

We're going to have to lift her and pull her into the car. We're going to be back up. Don't understand that? Will you stand up? I can't do it? Will you stand up? 10.

You did. I will get in the car after I talk to my boyfriend. What the fuck is your boyfriend going to do for you? What the fuck do these people think it's going to happen? They get something in their head? And then they just can't think of any other scenario. Like, no, no, no, no. What's happening next?

Now I'm talking to my boyfriend. No. You know what this is, Carl? What is it? This is the terrible education system that we have in this country. This goes back to parents being pussy's, with their kids. Okay,

I'll do that if you do this. It's just fucking ultimatum bullshit. Everybody's got to be a goddamn compromise of negotiation. And you notice that all these videos, whenever the consequences are about to come down or when they do come down, the first time the cop says, nope, you're under arrest.

That's what it's okay, okay, I'll do it. Because that's the shit they did with their parents. You're right. That's the shit they did with teachers. Fuck them. Well,

you can only guess what's going to come next. We see this in a lot of these videos. that we play uh leslie jones here feels like she's being wronged oh does she oh yeah i'm gonna sue the maker of the parking lot stand up stand up where's your officer where's your are you adult yes and stand up and act like one listen listen you're acting child you're under no stand up so she goes if you break my glasses i'm going to sue you she thinks there's going to be a lawsuit over broken glasses all right okay listen i'll venmo you 50 right shut up this long i'll bedmo you a hundred if i could slap them off your face

ma'am if you're wearing that top i have a feeling you're not spending a lot of money on your glasses is that she doesn't have expensive clothing all right so now like we were talking about this negotiating she doesn't realize she has no leverage in this but she's going to try to continue to negotiate great what did i ask you i ask for one thing right i asked for my telephone to talk to my boyfriend because he's on phone i asked you a question and then you told me that i couldn't have the one right that i could have you can get that phone call later listen and i told you i wanted it to talk to my boyfriend now yes if i can have my telephone can i have my telephone can i cannot get your phone until we have you safely in our car in the person i'm not getting in the car

until my phone is in my and you can hold it while i talk you're not talking anybody on this well i can't talk to anybody yet okay then where's your sergeant i want to talk to you a sergeant i want to talk to you're sergeant. Sarge's going to tell you the same thing. So don't bother. I don't care if I was wasting your time. Talk to him. Of course you don't.

You don't mind wasting anybody's time. You're fucking drunk and stupid. Yes. She's enjoying wasting everybody's time. It would appear. Oh, my God. If I got that phone call. Oh, my God.

Isn't it kind of cute that she calls it a telephone? When's the last time you heard someone refer to their phone as their telephone? I don't know. 87? Yeah, okay. I thought, I was like, telephone. It's interesting. All right, clip number nine, she's got another phone call she wants to make now.

You know how pissed Steve Jobs would be to hear? So I would call out a telephone. It does so much more. And I'm also wanting to talk to your lawyer because this is not. Hold on. Get off of me. Get off of me. And what is your name?

What is your name? Matthews. And what's your name? Callum Morgan. Okay. You said Colin? Collin. Kalamoggin.

And your name is. Matthew. Matthews. Okay. I want that you talk to my way about because I'm going to tell them

that you were overly, no, it's overly doing it. I do like the police when they're like, you do know

that we have like five angles of everything that's happening right here. What I like about this, I would, if I were these cops, I would do the same

thing you did to Danny earlier when you were like, yeah, what were the names of the creeps from last week? I'd go, yeah, sure. What's your

lawyer's name and number? Right, yeah. We'll give a call right now. Who's your lawyer? Yeah. All right, so does she finally get up? Let's find out in my next clip.

Now, at this point, they put shackles on her. They don't know what to do with this thing. Stand up. No, right. Come on. Stand up. Stand up. There you go.

Out, out. I'm pushing my one. Get off. Get off. You're hurting me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me, excuse me, get your hands off. Get off. I'm asking you...

Have you seen the car. Get in the vehicles. Excuse me, I'm asking, slide in the car. I'm wrong, right? But I'm asking you to get your hands off. Slide back to the car. Slide in the car. Listen to me. Slide in the car. Let's get off.

There you go. Over to see help. If you twist my arm, if you twist my arm, If my arm breaks, I'm going to sue. I'm going to sue so bad. So bad. Get off. I just asked you to get off.

No one cares. Have you not realized? Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Doesn't work. Yeah. You're demanding things isn't working.

She's the only thing that's going to work is they've told you to get the car and now they're putting you in it, stupid. Right. Wake the fuck up. Yes. You're not understanding this at all. God, there's so many things I hate about this. I'm going to sue you so bad.

Is that like saying I have a high, uh, What's the term that they used to use about attorneys in the dabblerverse, a powerful attorney? I have a very powerful attorney. He's a level four attorney. He uses a different type of law than the rest of the attorneys. Wow. Okay. Maritime.

Sue you so hard, you won't even know. Enough. Dude, this woman doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. I can't even tell her she's that drunk because she's very, she was very coherent, like in her demands and everything that she said. She's not, like, slurring. She might wreak of booze. I don't know, but she has a problem. That's for sure.

Well, yeah, it's the cops right now. So she finally sits in the car. My clip 11, this wasn't so hard, was it? What I'm saying is that there you go. There's six cops. I'll sit in the car. Sitting here in my things. Let's go sit in the car then.

No one's touching you. You've gotten what you asked for. Thank you. I appreciate. Now sit in the car. I can't even get up. You, fuck it. I see them.

So demure. You, very mindful. Very mindful, very demure. Get in there and just, after all of that, Vinny, she finally just goes, all right, yeah,

I guess I just sit in the back of this car. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We could have saved a lot of time. You wouldn't have been featured in the creep off. We just done that in the first place. Now, she's in the car. I like how she looks like, she gave the cops such a condescending look, like someone back in the day who would walk in, somebody offers them a seat, they looked down or they dust off the chair and then look at them and then sit down. Right.

She's just like looking at that like, huh, you're welcome. Yeah, she's not figuring this out yet, but she's going to hear something as the drive back to the precinct. Now, she's still very confused, but listen closely because the officer says somebody to her that she's a little bit surprised to Val. excuse me to ask questions about why i'm getting why i'm bringing the back of a car you're under a rust disorderly conduct in me it looks like it looks like DUI too this man why do you have a do you why do you i wasn't back on the car excuse me you all you all you have a race to ask questions do i have a rich to ask question am i being ignored yes Well done.

Probably DUI, too, she goes, wait, DUI, what, what's, what's going on? What do you mean? Unfortunately, because they, none of the police officers saw her in her vehicle, they couldn't charge her with DUI. So it was just disorderly conduct after all of that. I feel like they could have gone down a lot differently

if she just behaved. You think? Yeah. My buddy Anthony Coombe once told me that just behave. It's probably the best way to go about life. That's the way I bowl. All right, Car. Carl, your cop cam was wonderful today.

Thank you. Thank you to Matthew Montgomery for sending that in. Keep those cop cams coming, people. Thank you, Matthew. And now I guess it's time for a skump or not a skump, right? It's time for voicemails. Oh, right. The creep-off voicemail segment is brought to you by the city of Syracuse.

A local woman was burned with a flaming drink and had to go to the hospital. Good news, though, she somehow never looked better. See you in Syracuse. Bravo. We're going to get a flaming Moe in Syracuse. I was not familiar with that. Probably a million places like Mo's Tavern. Right.

Great creep off. Let's see. Vinny says don't rape your own children and don't kill your family. Hold on. I'm taking notes here. Carl says it's cold in Buffalo. This is some hard-hitting journalism, fellas. So this Jewish Buddhist says, very Christmas, you assholes.

Happy Hanukkah. I just want to point out, I'm making a prediction. The game that I went to in Orchard Park, New York, not yesterday, but the weekend before, will be the coldest day in the entire winter this year. It will not get colder than that. It just happened to fall in the fucking one day. I'm going to see an outdoor bills game. Interesting.

Who cares? It was more than just cold. It's my point. We have a long-time listener and a first-time caller. Mr. Rajko, a fan of creepos, I watch all the time. This first time I'm calling, yesterday I have dream about Carl. Carl, I'm here to tell you, do not wear tank top. Not very flattering.

You wore tank top in my dream, not very flattering. That's it, just don't wear tank top. T-shirt, okay, other shirt okay, not tank top. In dream, you look very strange. thank you this person was really scarred by this dream it sounds like a nightmare it does sound like a nightmare but aren't you flattered you were at his dream well i appreciate the advice i will take that to heart thank you uh we got another one here carl viny i think i got the most fucked up suggestion of all

creepiest school shooter fucking do it anyway captain blackbread out thank you captain blackbread out thank you captain blackbread not a terrible idea that more recent one where was that uh wisconsin yeah it was a girl yeah she did you believe the women are hoarded in on our action she the fucking weird oh man dude what did we decide on uh on january 6 we decided we're gonna do the creepiest person ever be pardoned yes yes we did decide that that's next week folks yeah so not necessarily the joe biden stuff but uh yeah previous administrations yeah and uh carl i sent you this voicemail in the middle of the week because it absolutely blew my mind.

And I really think we need to call this guy if this is true. Hey, Vian Carl. So y'all ran the story on the kosher lady last week for Cremus. And he's my distant cousin, not too. Now, the story he's referring to is the one we did in the scum parade last week about the woman whose divorce was finalized, and she waited outside the courtroom for her now ex-husband to walk down the stairs and she just shot him like 10 times in front of the put 10 bullets in him right in the front of the lawyers yeah yeah sorry not too distant but he's my distant cousin not too distant but cousin cousin cousin and uh i took her to the shooting range to learn how to shoot oh wow

she had never owned a gun before and she said that since she was getting divorced she thought she needed to get one for self-protection at home. And it turns out she wanted it to kill her husband. Oh, this is Wes, by the way, cock meat sandwiches. And love you, guys. Bye. Is that real? I don't know.

He ended with cock meat sandwiches, so I don't know if it's real. But Wes, if this is real, I want to talk to you, dude. Yeah, and I want to talk to your cousin's cousin as well. Yeah, I heard to call in. I just want to know if Wes was like, hey, have you thought about shooting him? this guy might be our richard christie i like it all right carl you have any voicemails over there i don't well i don't either so i guess it's time for in actual scum parade kids scum parade take me on a raid of these fuck charades that these creeps have made she

scorn parade viddie and carl gonna tell you about some fuck shit she of a kid fucked by his mom or dad soaking up the blood of a cat's got parade Major crimes Shit Man we just went through the holidays Carl And scumbags didn't take a break The creeps kept creeping all holiday season

They sure did many Here's a fun one for everybody Where is this one not take place I believe this story happened in Alabama Well the guys from Alabama What happened in Florida That's right That's where you go to commission

crimes you go to Florida that's a good point everyone knows that they know two things if you're going to commit crimes go to Florida and while you're there don't mess with the Duke a FedEx contract worker from Alabama has been arrested in Florida after multiple packages went missing in the middle of the holiday season what I know this really did piss me off and by the way Vinnie yes the gift that I got for you was on that truck to see you know I got you a really nice gift too is like this wrestling action figure you can't find anywhere i know it sucks the one i can't find anywhere the one you can't find anywhere i was on that truck so well carl i guess it is the thought that counts you are my best friend yes right buddy

don't you forget it all right the investigation into the undeliverable packages began when the post office in bonifay florida reported multiple incidents of fedex packages being dumped in the woods and besides the road now that's how you can tell this motherfucker's from alabama most of the time you would just steal the packages if you were going to throw them out out, but this guy at least was honest about it. He's just lazy. The Holmes County Sheriff's Office said in the press release on Saturday, December 21st, that it contacted FedEx to assess and identifying the driver assigned

to delivering the missing packages. That led them to this gentleman, Latavian Lewis. Yeah, so I'm changing my guy for worst person of 2024. Latvian Lewis is now my guy. This is the most heinous crime we've ever covered on this show before. People shit just being thrown. That's fucked up, man. Dude, I will murder you if my package is like.

I will fucking punch you down. Not cool. You ever met a dick to a delivery guy because something was late and had nothing to do with them? Yeah, of course. Yeah. I'm going to do it more in 2025. It's my resolution. That's right.

That's right. You're fucked, FedEx. He was taken into custody on charges of an organized scheme to defraud grand theft and illegal dumping. Now, his story is... He didn't seem that organized to me, but okay. His story was he admitted that due to the later, hour. He discarded the undeliverable packages at several locations rather than return them to the FedEx warehouse. So he just wanted to go home early. Yeah. He already worked a long

day. I know. I have friends who drive for FedEx. This time of year, it's brutal. I know people who do it, but it's their job this time of year. It sucks. They hire a ton of extra people to make it manageable. You think FedEx guy's crying about it? Talk to the Amazon people. to be just like Alabama man. Not this Alabama man. So far they found about 44 packages that he threw around. So out of control. Fuck this guy, Bonifay, Florida.

Carl, Christmas Eve. Let's talk about this fucking lunatic. I kind of like this guy. He looks like Brian Cranston. Yeah. Played a character. Now, we're going to Maryland for this one. Christmas Eve.

Thomas Campbell Bowling Von Gottz. He's 56 years old. He was taken to the, custody after incidents at Holy Angels Catholic Church in St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church in Leonardtown, two churches involved. So at the first church, he allegedly assaulted parishioners with produce. He goes into the Holy Angels Church around 5 p.m. for their service. He approaches the altar and dropped an onion into the aisle. Okay. And that starts disrupting the service going, whose onion is this? Like, it's a silly break. Yeah, that's fun. If I was there for that

shit, I'd be laughing my ass off. I liked this so far. That what happens? He was escorted. outside by someone of the attendants. And he allegedly assaulted that by throwing tangerines that he had conveniently in his jacket pocket. This is hilarious. If I knew there's going to be food fights at church, I'd probably go. Dude, I guarantee you if they had not thrown him out there, those tangerines were met for the priest. Right. Just like throwing produce at the asshole.

Yes, this is awesome. I like this guy so far. So they throw him out, tangerines and all. He's out of there. So he decided, I'm not done. So he goes to a midnight mass at St. Francis Xavier. and he interrupted that service again

by walking up to the holy water and pouring in a bottle of whiskey. So he made holy water to something that's actually valuable. He spiked the holy water. And we're mad at this guy? Who's mad at this guy? This is great so far.

So this guy's making church interesting. He then starts to threaten anybody who tries to stop him with the whiskey bottle. Like he's going to break it. That's not great. So they allegedly escorted him out of the building. Once he's outside, he allegedly tried to assault them again

with the whiskey bottle, parishioners detained him until deputies arrived, at which point they took him directly to St. Mary's Hospital to be evaluated. The sheriff's office did not disclose what came of the evaluation, but he was arrested again on December 26 in charge of several offenses, second degree assault, disorderly conduct, defacing religious property, religious crime against a group obstructing the religious exercise, threat of mass violence and disturbing the peace. And awarded hilarious prankster. And this is how I can tell he's fucking nuts. They still have him in detention at the rehab center. So, he might be a little nuts.

Yeah, he's a lot of fun, though. I thought we would tell that story. Carl, I have another fun. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. Let's see, let's meet Mallory Patrice Strait. She's 33 years old from San Antonio, Texas, and last week, she went into a Whataburger, around 2 o'clock in the afternoon, and she went and locked herself in the bathroom for approximately two hours. That is the good time to do that. So there's no one trush before the

dinner rush gets in there. Not a lot of people are going to be using the bathroom. Get in there do your business. Well, it was quite alarming to the staff because she was making some serious noise in that bathroom. All right. She looks like she'd be a screamer. Now, the restaurant manager checked in on her several times, but Ann provided her with water, but told straight she had to leave and called the police out of concern for the woman's safety. So she's in there for two hours, locked in a stall not making the noises that are so loud they could hear her at the counter

of a fast food restaurant they're bringing her to water but they're like honey you got to go so deputies from the Bexar County Sheriff's Office arrived at the Waterburger and began questioning straight who was not cooperative so she's arguing with the cop she's out of the bathroom

and at what point the cops are like we got to see what was going on in that stall now if it's me I ain't going in there I'm sending a lady cop but when the cop goes in there, they discovered a fetus floating in the toilet that had been tried to be flushed multiple times. Okay. See, you're supposed to use the family bathroom for that. That's the problem right there. You don't just go into the ladies room. That is correct. Now, so she was trying to baptize this baby immediately, huh? She knew it wasn't going to be living long. I want to make sure that this baby went up to heaven.

The child was rushed to an area hospital. The newborn was pronounced dead. Now, we do not know if this baby was born alive. And she tried to flush it or if it was born dead. And she tried to flush it. Either way, the only thing that her baby was good for was a flushing at a Wadderberger. Well, the cause of death. I wouldn't even take a shit in a water burger. The cause of death actually is really bad parenting. Turns out.

That checks out. Stories checks out. Medical officials said straight was about 28 to 30 weeks pregnant in her third trimester. They're working to determine the exact cause of death, but she was arrested and charged with abuse of a corpse. Did you get a burger first? Well, that's what caused of the miscarriage.

wondering about that. What a burger burgers caused miscarriages. Quote be out of it. My name is Carl Hamburger. You want Carl Hamburger burgers. That's the new Carl's junior commercial. I'm just kidding. Everyone knows that's not true.

They make you pregnant. Now Carl, our last creep today. This guy, oof. His name is Craig Street. No, what the fuck is it? Ian Budicello.

boss tillo i'm sorry guys he's 20 years old and he was charged with rape on december 19th after allegedly admitting to police that he sent photos of himself performing sexual acts of on the victim to the victim's mother's phone no one told me there was going to be boasting nobody likes to show off dude come on december 19th throughout 830 p.m police were called to a home when police arrived at the scene a man living there told officers that he and his ex-wife were allegedly receiving photos of their daughter and a sexually explicit act with Ian Bastillo 20 years old.

Court documents show the Bastille reportedly admitted to setting the pictures of himself before being sex acts on the victim to the mother's phone before allegedly show him. Before high-fiving the officer. Yeah. He's like, oh, you want to see?

Yeah, dude, that would be, uh? You pointed to too bad, did he? Well, here's the problem.

When the officer spoke to the victim, the girl who was in the picture, she said she had no idea that the photos were being taken until the cops told her. Oh, okay. So you know what they don't mention? in this they do call it

the R word they don't mention the girl's age I believe she's underage that's why that's what I'm wondering like is this just his girlfriend and he's just like being a dick my son of these photos of the bomb the police would never show up and question him about sending that

I mean maybe I don't know because you're sending porn to somebody right it could be harassment well it's definitely against the law to send sexual photos without that person's permission as I've learned from one Aaron Imholt who has a felony looming over him I can't believe you didn't bring him for Creep of the Year.

He was on the list. There were a lot of different people. All right. Well, he's being charged with first degree rape distribution of sexually explicit images without consent. And third degree possession of an unspecified drug. He's now in the Kenton County Detention Center. Yeah, he had like Xanax or something on him. What a creep off today, dude.

That was a fun one today. We covered a lot. We covered a lot. And I appreciate the viewers of the show because they really celebrated hard. today on our super chat monday they sure did we got a couple more we got it we do have a couple more i want to thank uh joseph collins another 999 thank you brother you're up there on the leaderboard joseph collins you sure are and he says i've watched insane videos because of carl and vinny you're welcome i think that you're saying that's a good thing don't put that on me i think you say that's a good

thing uh yeah i think it is uh roco or b 2002 thanks for the five bucks you see texas this is what happens when we don't have abortions now we have felicia of popping our fetuses at Waterburger. That's true. It's true, Texas. You guys don't think these things through. Yeah, Tennessee, are you paying attention over there? They're not paying attention in Tennessee, I promise you that. Carl, people need to go to the creepoff.com and vote this week.

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